Do I start from tomorrow?
- What'd you say to her? - Just some honeyed words.
Thanks!
By the way... She asked for some videos.
5 new titles each week
R-rated horror and action flicks.
You can't watch them at church.
Okay, no problem.
And a case of wine.
Wine for mass? Are you nuts?
Don't wanna baptize her? Don't wanna be a priest?
Okay.
- And... - What now?!
She was walking home through the woods,
thinking how hungry her kids might be.
Right then, a tiger jumped out of bushes.
Give me the cake or I'll eat you.
- That's boring. - What are you, a cat?
The tiger opened its big mouth.
She was so scared
but threw the cake to the tiger.
While the tiger was eating it she ran her heart out.
But at the next hill...
Give me the cake or I'll eat you!
Kill the tiger!
Die!
Bonghee, they're asleep.
You have choir practice.
Let me sleep some more.
Should I wake them all up?
You are too wicked to be a priest.
- That's the best they can do. - Amen.
Not suitable for a wedding is it?
Thanks for helping out with the kids.
Bye!
They're here!
- What are they doing? - He's so cute.
- On the right! - No, he's better.
- No way! - He's ugly.
No, he's more cute.
Who the fuck hit me?
Watch your language, girl.
You're a priest. Don't touch a woman's butt.
I changed your diapers when you were a baby.
- You're embarrassing me! Go, Father. - Okay.
Welcome.
- This is my brother. - He's good looking.
I, Yang Bonghee...
whether happy or sad...
until God separates us
I swear to love you forever and ever.
- What are you doing? - What are YOU doing?
I asked what you were doing.
I put on the dress so it wouldn't get wrinkled.
Must be a reject. It ripped too easily.
Watch out for the bride.
You'd make a great wife.
You can cook and clean. You can sew too.
God loves one who prays well more than one who cooks well.
Except God...
Don't most men like girls who can cook?
Jinho didn't like what I cooked.
You think he dumped you for that?
If so, you're better off without him.
You don't get married for good meals.
For sex!
That got me wondering.
Seminarians don't get married.
- How do they resolve their desires? - Ouch, I got pricked.
Stop playing naive. Tell me.
What?
You aren't impotent, are you?
Oh God!
I'm so sorry. That was it.
I'm done.
Wishing the bride and groom a bright future,
an epithalamium will be sung. Please welcome the choir.
# When the night is
# silent and calm
# I put my hands together and pray
# Oh, this holy night
# you're in pain
# longing for the grace
# like a long-awaited rain
# Send him a woman
# He has never held a woman's hand
# in his life
# Look into his innocent eyes
# Send him a woman
# Just by looking at her
# his face turns red
# He's as soft as silk
# Praise them
# That beautiful couple
# I wonder
# what makes them happy
# Please bless them
# with everlasting love
# I'm jealous but alright
# You are now one
# cherishing each other
# Please love me too Send them only love
# the world is more beautiful than ever
# So is their love
# We can't even dream of it
# I will You are in trouble
# Let's keep it to ourselves Please be nice
# You will be forever
# together
# Amen.
Minwoo!
Been a while. What a nice surprise!
Good to see you again.
It's been almost a year since you became a priest.
I've never seen you in plain clothes before.
Is that so?
Honey, who's he?
- She's my fiancée. - Hi.
We're getting married next month.
Not everybody can be a priest.
But how could he do that?
Hey!
Get in!
Why?
Don't ask. Just get in!
This isn't for your private use.
I know you're depressed and upset.
I was wondering what place would make you feel better.
And I found one.
Heaven!
Come on!
Looking at 10 million people how does that feel?
Do you see any? I only see the buildings.
Come on, you believe in God who is invisible.
No wonder you can't see your friend's heart.
It's just that...
He happens to love someone else.
- We shouldn't. - Why not?
- Because we're different. - How different?
You are not God after all.
- Pretty. - It's not an accessory.
You see her everyday. Why carry her picture?
Aren't you tired of her?
You get tired of a guy you love if you see him everyday?
My dad got me this when I got into the seminary.
He couldn't be happier.
I had my parents' photo in it.
But my dad took it out
saying it should be someone I love the most
and replaced it with this one.
Then I realized.
So I prayed right away to God and the Virgin Mary
that I was sorry I forgot whom I loved the most.
- Say, Ah. - Ah!
Let's get one.
Give us one please.
- Here you go - You look like grandpa.
Never had it before.
- Say a blessing! - After I'm done!
This is good.
Why a long face?
Are you mad that I ate it?
You said you wanted one.
What's this? It's been flickering.
A gas gauge! We've run out of gas!
This van is a gas-guzzler!
Sister Bonghee!
It's pouring down!
Go away!
You're gonna get sick!
Go away!
Pull yourself together!
You can't force love!
What do you know? You've never been in love!
The air is good out here. It's not an acid rain.
What do you see in him?
Why so curious? You will never date.
I can't help it.
About this time last year
there was this pair of shoes I was dying to have.
But no shop carried them.
Jinho took me to a baseball game on my birthday,
and gave me a present.
It was those shoes, right?
- Just a sheer coincidence. - It's destiny!
One that bonded us together!
But...
It wasn't strong enough.
Tell me.
You still miss him?
I loved going to baseball games with him.
I'll get over him.
I should.
I'm confiscating this. This won't help you.
I'm starving.
Here.
You carry food on you?
Deo Gratias!
Is it Latin?
What does it mean?
'Thank you, God.'
Nothing important.
- It's like a secret code. - A secret code?
When confessing your love,
if someone hears you it's embarrassing.
So I whisper only to God's ears
that I love and thank him.
Deo Gratias?
Deo Gratias.
She's still very feverish. She won't eat.
Didn't I see this coming!
An illness disappears when you suffer enough.
- That's right. - Let's go if you're done.
I'll be right with you.
Give what's needed the most?
You do the dishes then.
See you.
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I didn't know you liked baseball.
Of course! It's my favorite sport.
Bonghee!
What's this all about?
Nothing! Try to have fun!
What are you doing?
Our team is losing and you're not cheering?
Someone fixed them.
But I don't like them any more.
They're too tacky.
Out of courtesy, I put them on.
But I'm throwing them out tomorrow.
- Should I get baptized? - Really?
Why?
That's all you have to say?
Aren't you happy I'm getting baptized?
You're getting baptized. Why should I be?
You know what? Sundal told me everything.
You're becoming a priest thanks to me.
Shut up!
Thank you, God.
Thank you!
I should memorize all these?
I don't think you can make it this time.
Is that reverse psychology?
Demonstrate it for me.
I can do it if you can. Come on!
I know the whole bible by heart.
I know. Try it anyway.
Prayer of contrition.
Do it. Eyes closed!
Stop yelling at me.
Lord of heaven I've committed many sins.
Now I atone before you.
With love for God I swear never to betray again.
Please make your blessing completed, Amen.
I couldn't find some beads.
So I replaced them with my pearls.
Take it.
Impressed?
This, this, and this... Memorize them by tomorrow.
Finished already?
What a lazy teacher!
We're out of candles.
Go get some.
He turns me off. I wish he dropped dead.
He teaches bible really well.
His name, Kyushik, is so corny.
I know this guy who is as irritating as him.
I like pork, and he likes beef.
I like domestic cigarettes but he smokes only imported ones.
We have nothing in common!
What's worse is that...
I like him but he likes my friend.
So what?
If you like him, grab him. Steal him!
Bonghee! Yang Bonghee...
Where is she?
Can we start all over?
Good for her.
Really good.
- What are you doing here? - I lit candles.
I couldn't sleep.
Why? Anything wrong?
Jinho came by today.
Do you think we're good together?
Jinho and I?
Why ask me that?
As you know I've never been in love
So don't ask me.
Where did you go?
You're pouting again?
- Come with me. - Where?
Come on, you'll find out.
- Are you done? - Okay.
Go ahead, Father.
Wait! The lighting ceremony begins.
Get ready.
One... Two... Go!
I think I'm better at lighting
street lamps than preaching.
You think so? Then you light up the rest.
Sure.
What do you think? Nice, isn't it?
We've been temping to pay for these street lights.
- It's nice. - Isn't it?
You know what?
I was never this afraid when we were in the seminary.
What if I really become a priest?
- Father, let me carry it. - It's alright.
Announcement of Ordination Kim Kyushik, Peter Shin Sundal, Thomas
It's just around the corner.
Introductory Catholic Catechism
Eighth, Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor.
Ninth, Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife.
Tenth, Thou shalt not cover they neighbor's house.
Don't get confused like that on the real test.
Okay
Let's call it a day.
Your ordination is soon, right?
It just came to my mind.
You won't see me get baptized?
I'll be going away, so...
Let's rehearse.
Rehearse what?
The baptismal ceremony!
- You're kidding. - Hey!
You're not curious of your first pupil's baptismal ceremony?
You will baptize when you become a priest.
Practice makes perfect, right?
In the name of
the Holy Father
the Holy Son
and the Holy Spirit
I baptize Sister Yang Bonghee.
You look better with it down to here.
We're done.
This is enough.
Freeze!
You can't move. I said 'Freeze.'
You and I are frozen.
So is The Virgin Mary.
God is frozen too.
Nobody can see.
Nobody can hear.
If you have anything to confess to me...
Now's the chance.
Nothing?
Have you shoplifted?
Have you been a flasher?
Or...
Do you like me?
Nothing?
Nothing.
I have one.
I can't get baptized this time.
I won't be able to see your ordination.
I'm going back to America with Jinho.
Good for you. Really.
- You always wanted to go back. - Think so?
You belong in America.
That's good.
Really good.
Yeah...
Don't step into my heart.
Fool!
Let me ask you.
Priests are not allowed to love only one person, right?
I know that.
But...
I've committed a sin.
Please forgive me.
But...
If I do penance for it...
These feelings...
Can they be as pure as they were?
Having done so much for our church,
they're going back to school soon.
Please give applause to these two seminarians.
Come on
let's go.
Wait!
Thanks!
Would you look at this?
- Why so polite all of a sudden? - Just because.
What's this?
There's this guy I like,
but he doesn't seem to be interested in me.
So I wrote a Dear John letter.
Take a look.
And what?
I am bad at spelling.
See if there are any typos will you?
Don't wanna be embarrassed.
'If you don't go out with me'
'you are Deo Gratias... '
- How do you know this? - What?
DEO GRATIAS...
Bonghee said that behind your back when you walked by.
Deo Gratias... Deo Gratias...
So I asked her if it was a curse.
A curse?
You know she hates you.
So I thought it was a curse.
But she wouldn't tell me saying it was a secret code.
A secret code?
When confessing your love,
if someone hears you it's embarrassing.
So I whisper only to God's ears
that I love and thank him.
Deo Gratias?
Deo Gratias.
You're not coming back, right?
- Bye, Father! - Bye
- Stop playing hooky! - Bye!
- Call me when you graduate. - Bye!
Shin Sundal, Thomas Show us your ability
Be a good pastor.
So nervous!
Worse than when I first saw porn.
Don't be nervous, man.
We passed the training with flying colors.
Is this how it feels at the altar?
Sundal.
Tell me honestly.
You think I'm good enough to be a priest?
Yes, you're good enough to be a spoon.
- A spoon? - Priests are like spoons.
You can eat without a spoon using chopsticks or hands.
What's important is the meal not the spoon.
I've committed a sin.
That's not a sin. It's love.
Sundal.
God is proud of you
more than anyone else on earth.
My proposal is still good.
Go. I know you're busy.
Kim Woojin, Paul,
in evidence that you dedicate yourself to Christ
long for heaven
and serve for people and God...
Are you willing to make an oath of celibacy?
Deo Gratias.
- Shin Sundal, Thomas. - Here.
Shin Sundal, Thomas
in evidence that you dedicate yourself to Christ
are you willing to make an oath of celibacy?
Deo Gratias.
- Kim Kyushik, Peter. - Here.
Kim Kyushik, Peter
in evidence that you dedicate yourself to Christ
and serve for people and God...
Are you willing to make an oath of celibacy?
Will you make an oath of celibacy?
My father said it should be someone I love the most.
And put this picture in it.
I told God I was sorry to forget
whom I loved the most.
Hey!
I told you it wasn't for drinking.
Haven't you learned anything?
What are you doing here? I thought you were going back.
What are YOU doing here?
Doesn't look good on me does it?
I look better in frock.
You have no idea how uncomfortable it is.
Going up and down the stairs...
Going to the bathroom...
Riding a bike with you on the back...
Above all, it's too hard
to approach you with it on.
Don't cry.
I thank you for having graced me with this frock.
Deo Gratias.
You look like an old man.
Let it loose a bit.
Why didn't you wait a little longer?
Me?
I have something to tell God.
I have one more too.
Wherever I am, however I am. I always love you.
Deo Gratias.
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