[ WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
Frankie: [ HUMMING ]
Coco: [ SQUAWKING ]
Frankie: NOT AGAIN.
COCO!
- HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL - YOU?!
MY MOP DOES NOT WANT TO GO OUT
WITH YOU!
SHOO! SHOO!
Coco: [ SQUAWKING ]
Frankie: GET AWAY.
GO OVER THERE. SHOO.
Coco: [ SQUAWKING ]
[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
Mac: NO FAIR!
- YOU CAN'T LOAD YOUR SQUIRT GUN - WITH MUD!
Bloo: SORRY, MAC!
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BROUGHT A
WATER PISTOL TO A MUD FIGHT!
Mac: MUD GRENADE!
[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
Frankie: CEASE-FIRE!
GRR! THAT'S IT!
- [ SCREAMING ] - [ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
Frankie: GUYS, WHAT HAVE I
TOLD YOU ABOUT LEAVING THE DOOR
OPEN?
[ CHITTERING ]
Coco: [ SQUAWKING ]
[ CHITTERING ]
Coco: [ SQUAWKING ]
[ DOG BARKING ]
[ SQUAWKS ]
[ DOG BARKING ]
[ SQUAWKS ]
CHI-CHI! OH, STARS!
OH, CHI-CHI!
THANK GOODNESS YOU'RE SAFE!
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, YOU
NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY
CHI-CHI!
WE WERE SO WORRIED!
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
I'VE NEVER SEEN CHI-CHI ACT THAT
WAY WITH ANYBODY BUT OUR CHILD.
HE USUALLY BITES STRANGERS.
WE'VE LOST MORE OF OUR CHILD'S
TUTORS THAT WAY.
Coco: [ SQUAWKING ]
NO, NOT FIRED, LOST.
HOPEFULLY, THEY'VE GONE TO A
BETTER PLACE.
Both: YOU'RE HIRED!
ARIS! ARIS, SWEETIE!
COME DOWNSTAIRS!
WE HAVE GOOD NEWS!
WHAT IS IT?
I'M REALLY BUSY RIGHT NOW.
[ CHI-CHI BARKING ]
CHI-CHI!
- OH, CHI-CHI, I'VE MISSED YOU SO - MUCH.
[ SMOOCHING ]
ARIS, HONEY, WE HAVE SOMEONE
WE WANT YOU TO MEET.
THIS IS MISS COCO, YOUR NEW
TUTOR.
NEW TUTOR, HUH?
WE'LL SEE WHAT CHI-CHI HAS TO
SAY ABOUT THAT.
CHI-CHI THINKS YOU'RE COOL, SO
WE CAN HANG.
BUT DO YOU REALLY NEED TO DO THE
WHOLE TEACHING THING?
Coco: [ SQUAWKING ]
[ SIGHS ]
ALL RIGHT.
DO YOUR WORST.
"JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL
TO FETCH A PAIL OF WATER."
UGH, NOT THOSE TWO AGAIN.
- I'VE BEEN READING ABOUT THEM FOR - YEARS.
GET A CLUE, JACK AND JILL.
NOBODY DRINKS WATER FROM A WELL
ANYMORE.
- GET YOUR PARENTS TO BUY A FRIDGE - AND THEN STOCK IT WITH BOTTLED
WATER!
WELCOME TO THE 21st CENTURY.
"SUSY LIVES 213 MILES FROM THE
BIG DOWNTOWN SHOPPING MALL.
SHE IS TRAVELING ON A WESTBOUND
TRAIN AT 53 MILES PER HOUR.
TAMMY IS TRAVELING 130 MILES ON
AN EASTBOUND TRAIN AT 62 MILES
PER HOUR.
- WHO WILL BE THE FIRST TO GO - SHOPPING?"
I WILL, BECAUSE I ONLY LIVE 15
MILES FROM THE MALL, AND I HAVE
A LIMO!
Coco: [ SQUAWKING ]
I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU.
LEARNING IS SUCH A DRAG.
I'VE GOT FAME. I'VE GOT FORTUNE.
SO WHO NEEDS WRITING, READING,
AND ARITH... ARITH... ARRHYTHMIA,
OR... WHO NEEDS MATH?
- >> Coco: [ SQUAWKING ] - >> WHOA.
NOBODY'S REALLY SPELLED IT ALL
OUT FOR ME LIKE THAT BEFORE.
I SEE THE NEED FOR AN EDUCATION.
- BUT I CAN SEE SO MUCH MORE THAN - THAT.
IT'S LIKE A WHOLE PHILOSOPHY...
THE SECRET OF HOW TO LIVE YOUR
LIFE!
YOU NEED TO SHARE THIS WITH THE
WORLD!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
[ SQUAWKING ]
[ ALL SQUAWKING ]
[ SQUAWKING ]
COCO, ARE THE RUMORS TRUE
ABOUT YOU AND ROD TANGO?
- >> CAN YOU COMMENT ON THE - SCANDALOUS PHOTOS THAT HAVE
SURFACED IN RECENT DAYS?
- >> CAN YOU CONFIRM REPORTS THAT - YOU AND THE DUKE OF
- GRAND FEMMICK ARE SECRETLY - MARRIED?
Coco: [ SQUAWKING ]
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
Coco: [ SQUAWKING ]
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
[ HORN HONKS ]
[ SQUAWKS ]
[ HORN HONKS ]
[ SQUAWKS ]
WELL, WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?
[ HORN BLOWING ]
- >> Frankie: [ HUMMING ] - HMM, THAT'S WEIRD.
ANOTHER ONE OF COCO'S MEALS
UNTOUCHED.
COME TO THINK OF IT, I HAVEN'T
ACTUALLY SEEN COCO FOR DAYS.
HEY, BLOO, HAVE YOU SEEN CO...
Bloo: CAN'T TALK. TOO HUNGRY.
MUST RESERVE MOUTH MUSCLES FOR
CHEWING.
Coco: [ SQUAWKING ]
Frankie: OKAY, COOL, SHE'S
HERE.
Coco: [ SQUAWKING ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
IT WAS IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE
TAPING OF THIS PROGRAM THAT THE
CELEBRITY AUTHOR DISAPPEARED.
TO REPEAT OUR TOP STORY, THE
BEST-SELLING, WIDELY BELOVED
AUTHOR KNOWN ONLY AS CO...
Bloo: BORING!
IF IT'S NOT A CAR CHASE, VOLCANO
EXPLOSION, OR ZOMBIE ATTACK,
THEN HOW IS IT NEWS?
AM I RIGHT, GUYS?
[ HORN BLOWING ]
[ REGGAE MUSIC PLAYING ]
- >> Coco: [ SQUAWKING ] - [ APPLAUSE ]
[ Jamaican accent ] THAT WAS
DYNAMITE!
YOU SING LIKE THE ANGELS!
- >> Coco: [ SQUAWKING ] - >> TRUE!
YOU'RE OUT OF THIS WORLD, MAN!
WE WANT YOU TO ROMP IN WITH WE
AT TONIGHT'S PERFORMANCE.
I DON'T THINK SO.
THIS FUGITIVE HAS A HUGE DEBT TO
PAY OFF.
EASE UP ON YOURSELF!
SHE CAN WORK IT OFF ON THE STAGE
AS EASY AS SHE CAN IN THE
KITCHEN.
- >> Coco: [ SQUAWKING ] - >> WHAT A WASTE OF TALENT,
SERVING SLOP!
Coco: [ SQUAWKING ]
WE MAKE YOU GO ANSWER!
YOU GET?
YOU MAKE ME VEX, MAN!
Coco: [ SQUAWKING ]
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT EITHER OF
YOU ARE SAYING, BUT FINE.
SHE CAN JOIN THE BAND.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PUT
YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR A
BRAND-NEW REGGAE STAR MAKING HER
DEBUT HERE TONIGHT...
NATTY DREADNUT!
[ MINOR-KEY REGGAE MUSIC
[ PLAYING ]
Coco: [ SQUAWKING ]
[ APPLAUSE ]
- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
[ Japanese accent ] FINALLY!
MY SEARCH IS OVER!
I HAVE FOUND MY SHINING STAR!
- >> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, - MAN?
ME THE ONE FOUND THE STAR!
NATTY DREADNUT BELONG WITH WE!
NONSENSE!
DREADNUT-CHAN WILL BE SIGNING
WITH ME AND COMING TO JAPAN!
NATTY HERE GO WITH WE BACK TO
JAMAICA!
JAPAN!
JAMAICA!
JAPAN!
JAMAICA!
- >> Coco: [ SQUAWKING ] - [ SQUAWKS ]
THE RIGHT.
- [ American accent ] GOSH DARN - IT.
COME ON, GUYS.
NOT SO FAST!
THIS FUGITIVE STILL HAS A HUGE
DEBT TO PAY OFF!
WHATEVER SHE OWES, I'M SURE
THAT 50,000 YEN WILL COVER IT.
I HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH MONEY
THIS IS, BUT FINE.
SHE CAN LEAVE THE BOAT.
♪ SHE APPEARS LIKE MAGIC ON A
TV SCREEN ♪
♪ SOON, SHE BECOME AN
ENTERTAINMENT QUEEN ♪
♪ COCONUT CONQUERS JAPAN ♪
♪ SHE GAVE US ALL A GIGANTIC
THRILL ♪
♪ WITH HER POWER AND AMAZING
SKILL ♪
♪ COCONUT CONQUERS JAPAN ♪
♪ SHE TAUGHT US HOW TO MATCH HER
BEAUTY ♪
♪ EVERY MAN THOUGHT SHE WAS A
CUTIE ♪
♪ COCONUT CONQUERS JAPAN ♪
♪ SHE MAKE PEACE WITH ALL THAT
IS SINISTER ♪
♪ LET US ELECT HER OUR PRIME
MINISTER! ♪
♪ COCONUT, CRAZY NUT,
COCONUT, CRAZY NUT, COCONUT,
CRAZY NUT, COCONUT, CRAZY NUT ♪
♪ COCONUT CONQUERS JAPAN ♪
♪ COCONUT ♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
AND NOW, TO OFFICIALLY OPEN
THE WINTER OLYMPIC GAMES, OUR
GRAND MARSHAL, PRIME MINISTER
COCONUT OF JAPAN!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
Coco: [ SQUAWKING ]
[ SQUAWKS ECHOING ]
- [ RUMBLING ] - [ SQUAWKING ]
Frankie: THANK GOODNESS THAT
IS OVER.
- ONCE A MONTH IS MORE THAN - ENOUGH.
- SHOPPING AT THE MALL WITH HALF - THE HOUSEHOLD IS NOT HALF AS FUN
AS IT SOUNDS.
AND IT DOESN'T SOUND FUN TO
BEGIN WITH.
Bloo: UNGH!
UNGH!
EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE IS
DEFECTIVE!
RIP-OFF ARTISTS!
FRANKIE!
WE NEED TO GO BACK TO THE MALL
RIGHT NOW.
Frankie: FORGET IT, BLOO.
- >> Bloo: BUT THESE ARE ALL - BROKEN!
Frankie: THEY ARE NOT BROKEN.
YOU JUST NEED SOMEONE TO SHOW
YOU HOW TO DO IT.
GET WILT OR COCO...
[ GASPS ] COCO!
SHOOT! SHE WANTED TO GO.
I DIDN'T SEE HER ON THE BUS.
DID YOU SEE HER ON THE BUS?
[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]
OKAY, COOL, SHE MADE IT.
Khones: WHAT THE HECK IS THAT
ON TOP OF YOUR HEAD?
- >> Fluffer: I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW - THAT THEY ARE ALL THE RAGE IN
JAPAN.
- >> Khones: IT KIND OF REMINDS ME - OF COCO'S HAIR.
Fluffer: YEAH, A LITTLE BIT.
WHERE IS SHE, ANYWAY?
Khones: AH, DON'T SWEAT IT.
SOMEBODY WILL DIG HER UP.
- >> Coco: [ SQUAWKING ] - [ SQUAWKING ]
[ MUMBLING ]
Coco: [ CHOKING ]
[ MUMBLING ]
Coco: [ CHOKING ]
[ MUMBLING ]
Coco: [ CHOKING ]
[ MUMBLING ]
Coco: [ CHOKING ]
[ BOTH GROWLING ]
[ CHIRPING ]
[ BOTH GROWLING ]
[ CHIRPING ]
[ MUMBLING ]
Coco: [ SQUAWKING ]
- >> [ SNORING ] - [ TICKING ]
[ MUMBLING ]
Coco: [ SQUAWKING ]
[ MUMBLING ]
Coco: [ SQUAWKING ]
- >> [ MUMBLING ] - >> Coco: [ SQUAWKING ]
[ MUMBLING ]
Coco: [ SQUAWKING ]
[ MUMBLING ]
Coco: [ SQUAWKING ]
- >> [ MUMBLING ] - >> Coco: [ SQUAWKS ]
- [ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] - >> [ MUMBLING ]
[ SPUTTERING ]
[ BUZZING ]
[ SPUTTERING ]
[ BUZZING ]
[ SPUTTERING ]
[ BUZZING ]
- >> Coco: [ SIGHS ] - [ TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING ]
- [ DOG BARKING ] - [ COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING ]
- [ SIREN WAILS ] - >> [ CHITTERING ]
[ ALL CHITTERING ]
Frankie: HELLO?
IS SOMEONE THERE?
[ ALL CHITTERING ]
ALL RIGHT, WHAT HAVE I SAID
- ABOUT LEAVING THE FRONT DOOR - OPEN?
COCO COULD HAVE GOTTEN OUT!
WHO KNOWS WHAT COULD HAVE
HAPPENED!