[ SLOW ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ TEMPO QUICKENS ]
[ WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
Bloo: [ CHEERING
[ HYSTERICALLY ]
[ WIND WHISTLING ]
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
[ TINK! ]
[ TALKING INDISTINCTLY ]
- >> Frankie: [ SIGHS ] - THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
SORRY, GUYS.
THE MONSOON LAGOON WATER PARK IS
CLOSED DUE TO THE STORM.
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO RESCHEDULE.
Bloo: ♪ NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA
NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA NA-NA ♪
♪ SLIDING AT THE SPEED OF
LIGHT! ♪
COME ON, GUYS, LET'S GO!
- WE GOT TO GET A MOVE ON IF WE - WANT TO BE FIRST IN LINE!
Wilt: UH... LISTEN, BLOO.
- I'M SORRY, BUT WE'VE GOT SOME - BAD NEW...
- >> Bloo: LESS TALKING AND MORE - RUBBING, MY FRIEND.
- I DON'T WANT TO END UP AS RED AS - A LOBSTER.
- [ TINK! ] - NO OFFENSE.
Frankie: BLOO, WE'RE NOT
GOING TO MONSOON LAGOON.
Bloo: WHAT?!
WHY NOT?!
- >> Frankie: BECAUSE OF THE - STORM.
Bloo: HOW CAN A PLACE CALLED
MONSOON LAGOON SHUT DOWN
BECAUSE OF A LITTLE STORM?
- THE STORM IS RIGHT THERE IN THE - NAME!
I EVEN STAYED UP LATE LAST NIGHT
MAKING THIS TO SCARE THE
TODDLERS IN THE KIDDY POOL.
[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ]
WE ARE GOING.
END... OF... DISCUSSION.
Frankie: FACE FACTS, BLOO.
WE'RE NOT GO...
[ HORN HONKING ]
Bloo: COME ON, PEOPLE!
LET'S GO!
[ HONKING CONTINUES ]
MAC! THANK GOODNESS!
MAYBE YOU CAN TALK SOME SENSE
INTO THE OTHERS.
THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT CANCELING
THE TRIP TO THE WATER PARK!
[ DRIP! DRIP! DRIP! ]
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU, MAC.
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE
ADVENTUROUS YOUNG LAD I USED TO
KNOW... THE ONE THAT WOULD JOIN
ME FOR HOURS OF MUD-PUDDLE
- JUMPING, NO MATTER HOW HARD IT - RAINED?
Mac: HE GOT PNEUMONIA AND HAD
TO SPEND THE WHOLE SUMMER IN
BED.
Bloo: OH, YEAH.
- I FORGOT WHAT A DRAG YOU WERE - THAT YEAR.
[ SQUEEEEEAK! ]
Mac: HEY, GUYS.
SORRY ABOUT MONSOON LAGOON.
BUT CHEER UP.
- I'VE BEEN STUCK INSIDE ON RAINY - DAYS BEFORE.
- THERE'S PLENTY OF THINGS WE CAN - DO.
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
UP FOR SOME FUN?
- [ SPROING! ] - >> Bloo: DOES IT INVOLVE HAIRPIN
TURNS, 90-DEGREE VERTICAL DROPS,
AND OVER 50,000 GALLONS OF
RAMPAGING WATER?
[ PLINK! DOINK! ]
THEN FORGET IT.
Mac: DON'T WORRY.
HE'LL COME AROUND.
IF THERE'S ONE THING BLOO CAN'T
RESIST, IT'S A GOOD TIME.
Bloo: JUST WATCH ME.
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ ZING! ]
[ CLINK! ]
[ RIP! ]
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ WHIP! WHIP! ]
[ BOOM! ]
- [ CLINK! ] - [ CLUNK! ]
[ CLINK! ]
[ CLUNK! ]
[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ CLINK! ]
Ed: UNO, DOS, TRES, CUATRO,
CINCO, SEIS, SIETE, Y OCHO.
Mac: WELL, LOOKY HERE.
YOU'VE LANDED ON
MOORPARK GARDENS, WHERE I'VE
BUILT THREE CONDOMINIUMS, WHICH
MEANS YOU OWE ME $500 OR...
YOUR FIRSTBORN CHILD.
Ed: NO!
- YOU WILL NEVER GET LITTLE - EDDIE JR.!
- [ TWANG! ] - AHA!
I NO GIVE YOU DOLLARS OR BABIES.
I USE MY LAST "FORGIVE ME" CARD.
Mac: OH, MAN.
Wilt: YOUR TURN, BLOO.
Bloo: I TOLD YOU I'M NOT
PLAYING THIS RIDICULOUS
BOARD-GAME MISHMASH.
Mac: BUT YOU AND I INVENTED
"FOR RAT TRAP A LIFE" TOGETHER.
- [ SQUEAK! ] - [ Sighing ] AH, FINE.
I'LL TAKE YOUR TURN FOR YOU.
- [ RATTLING ] - [ WHIP! ]
11...
MINUS 8...
PLUS 2.
UH-OH.
YOU'VE LANDED ON THE GAUNTLET.
IF YOU CAN ESCAPE THE RAT TRAP,
YOU'LL EARN ENOUGH DUOPOLY MONEY
TO STAGE A HOSTILE TAKEOVER AND
WIN THE GAME.
[ BOING! ]
[ CLANG! ]
[ TWANG! ]
[ BANG! ]
- [ BANG! ] - >> Ed: WHOO-HOO!
Mac: ALL RIGHT, BLOO!
WHOO-HOO!
HA HA!
YOU DID IT, BLOO!
YOU SURVIVED THE GAUNTLET!
YOU ESCAPED THE RAT TRAP!
YOU RODE THE SLIDE OF DESTINY TO
VICTORY!
Bloo: SLIDE OF DESTINY?
SLIDE OF DESTINY?!
THE ONLY SLIDE OF DESTINY IS THE
2-MILE-HIGH SUPER SLIDE AT
MONSOON LAGOON!
- THAT'S WHERE I WAS DESTINED TO - BE TODAY!
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
BUT I HAVE BEEN DENIED MY
DESTINY.
[ BOING! ]
JUST BURY ME NOW AND PUT ME OUT
OF MY MISERY!
Mac: COME ON, EVERYONE.
LET'S LEAVE HIM ALONE TO HAVE
HIS LITTLE PITY PARTY.
Bloo: A PITY PARTY?
A PITY PARTY'S A GREAT IDEA!
[ DEPRESSING MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ SOBBING ]
[ PLINK! ]
[ TINK! ]
[ SOBBING CONTINUES ]
SO, WHO WANTS TO BEGIN?
[ SLOOP! ]
[ SLUMP! ]
[ SLOOP! ]
FINE.
I'LL GO FIRST.
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
HELLO.
MY NAME IS BLOO, AND I DESERVE
TO BE PITIED BECAUSE MY WHOLE
WORLD CAME CRASHING DOWN TODAY.
THE MOMENT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR
MY WHOLE LIFE WAS DENIED TO ME
BY A GROUP OF HEARTLESS
FIENDS... FIENDS WHO I THOUGHT
WERE MY FRIENDS, BUT I NOW
REALIZE THERE'S A THIN LINE
BETWEEN FRIEND AND FIEND.
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
A THIN LINE...
AND THE LETTER "R."
PLUS, I THINK THERE'S A VOWEL
SWITCH IN THERE.
IS IT "I-E" OR "E-I"?
WELL, THERE'S NO "C," BUT WHAT
DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
ANYWAY, THAT IS WHY I DESERVE TO
BE PITIED.
- [ INHALES DEEPLY ] - THANK YOU.
GUESS I'LL GO EAT WORMS.
Mac: [ SNORTS, CHUCKLES ]
[ SLOOP! SLUMP! ]
Bloo: AND WHAT EXACTLY IS SO
FUNNY?
Mac: [ CHUCKLES ]
CHECK THIS OUT.
[ MONKEYS CHATTERING ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
Bloo: CH... WHA...
H-H-HOW DARE YOU CHEAPEN SUCH A
SOLEMN EVENT WITH THIS TAWDRY
DISPLAY!
I WANT ALL OF YOU TO RETURN TO
YOUR CHAIRS AND START CRYING
THIS INSTANT!
I SAID "CRYING," NOT "LAUGHING"!
Wilt: [ CHUCKLES ]
I'M SORRY, BLOO, BUT I DON'T
FEEL LIKE CRYING.
Ed: YOU SEE, THE VIDEO MAKES
MANY CHUCKLES IN MY BELLY.
Coco: [ CLUCKING ]
[ LAUGHTER CONTINUES ]
Bloo: YOU HAVE MOCKED MY PAIN
FOR THE LAST TIME!
GO AHEAD... FILL YOUR BELLIES
WITH YOUR CHEAP CHUCKLES TILL
THEY BURST!
I, BLOOREGARD Q. KAZOO, VOW TO
NEVER HAVE FUN AGAIN, AS LONG AS
I LIVE!
[ DOOR SLAMS ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
Ed: [ LAUGHS ]
OH! OH!
PLAY IT AGAIN! PLAY IT AGAIN!
- >> Mac: ED, WE'VE PLAYED IT LIKE - 10 TIMES.
ENOUGH ALREADY.
Wilt: OOH, LOOK!
THERE'S A SEQUEL!
- [ KEYS CLACKING ] - >> Mac: GOT IT.
[ Monotone voice ] I'M...
EATING... PEANUT... BUTTER.
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ MUFFLED LAUGHTER ]
Mac: HEY, BLOO, COME ON OUT.
YOU'VE GOT TO SEE THIS.
Bloo: I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
I'M IN TOO MUCH EMOTIONAL PAIN!
- >> Mac: LET'S SEE WHAT ELSE WE - CAN FIND.
Wilt: HEY!
IT'S OUR VIDEO OF MR. HERRIMAN
SINGING TO MADAME FOSTER.
Ed: AY CHIHUAHUA!
OVER 12 MILLION VIEWS!
THAT'S A LOT OF 0's.
Mac: WOW!
WE'RE NUMBER 7 IN THE TOP 10,
AND THAT'S WITHOUT EVEN TRYING.
I BET IF WE PUT OUR MINDS TO IT,
WE COULD TOTALLY BREAK OUR OWN
RECORD.
- [ PATTER! PATTER! ] - [ ZING! ]
Coco: [ SQUAWKING ]
Wilt: FRANKIE'S CAMERA?
IS THAT OKAY?
- [ YOINK! ] - >> Mac: OKAY? IT'S PERFECT!
NOW, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO SHOOT?
Ed: OH! OH!
I GOT AN IDEA! I GOT AN IDEA!
WE FILM COCO EATING PEANUT
BUTTER!
Mac: NO, NO, NO.
ED, WE NEED SOMETHING MORE
ORIGINAL.
I KNOW.
- WE'LL SHOOT SOME OF WILT'S - BASKETBALL STUNTS.
- >> Wilt: BUT IT'S RAINING - OUTSIDE.
Mac: THAT'S OKAY.
WE CAN BRING THE NET INSIDE.
Wilt: INSIDE?
Mac: WHAT?
- AFRAID YOU MIGHT MISS AND BREAK - SOMETHING?
Wilt: OH, IT'S ON.
READY?
Mac: HOLD ON.
- [ CAMERA WHIRS ] - [ BOTH CHEER ]
[ JAZZY MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ ALL CHEER ]
Mac: THIS IS GREAT!
THE VIDEO'S BEEN UP FOR LESS
THAN AN HOUR, AND ALREADY WE'VE
GOT CLOSE TO 2,000 VIEWS!
SO, WHAT'S NEXT?
Ed: OH! OH!
I GOT ONE! I GOT ONE!
Coco: [ SQUAWKING ]
Ed: NO, IT DOES NOT HAVE
- ANYTHING TO DO WITH PEANUT - BUTTER.
- ALTHOUGH, THAT WOULD'VE BEEN - GREAT.
[ PLINK! ]
I'M EATING PEANUT BUTTER.
Coco: [ SQUAWKING ]
Ed: HEY! IT'S MY TURN!
Coco: [ SQUAWKING ]
Mac: GUYS! GUYS! IT'S OKAY!
WE CAN FILM BOTH OF YOUR IDEAS
AND PLENTY MORE AFTER THAT.
WE'VE GOT ALL DAY.
BLOO, YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO
JOIN IN?
[ DEPRESSING MUSIC PLAYS ]
I'LL TAKE THAT AS A "NO."
[ ZING! ]
OKAY, ED. SHOW US WHAT YOU GOT.
Ed: ♪ DA-DA-DA-DA-DA ♪
♪ I LOVE TO GO EXPLORIN' WITH A
LITTLE GIRL NAMED LAUREN ♪
♪ SOME SAY HER SHOW IS BORIN',
BUT IT SENDS MY SPIRIT SOARIN' ♪
♪ EPISODES, THEY SHOULD PUT MORE
- IN ♪ - ♪ TO THE TV SCHEDULE THAT I
WOULD BE ADORIN' ♪
♪ THAT LITTLE GIRL NAMED
- LAUREN ♪ - ♪ ALL THE HOURS OF THE DAY WHICH
THERE ARE 24 IN ♪
Mac: O-O-O-KAY.
COCO, WHAT HAVE YOU GOT?
[ CIRCUS MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ POP! POP! ]
[ POP! POP! POP! POP! ]
Wilt: UH...
- [ POP! POP! POP! ] - CAN WE GO BACK TO EDUARDO IN
A WIG?
Ed: [ High-pitched ] PLEASE?
- [ WHIRL! ] - [ WHIRL! WHIRL! WHIRL! WHIRL! ]
- >> Mac: [ EXHALES DEEPLY ]
[ THUD! ]
Ed: SEÑOR MAC, YOU OKAY?
♪ DA-DA DA-DA DA-DA DA-DA
DA-DA DA-DA DA-DA-DA-DA ♪
♪ I LOVE TO GO EXPLORIN' WITH A
LITTLE GIRL NAMED LAUREN ♪
Mac: ED!
Ed: OH.
♪ DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA
DA-DA-DA-DA DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA
DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA ♪
[ IMITATES EXPLOSION ]
- [ TAPE FAST-FORWARDING ] - [ High-pitched ] THIS IS YOUR
- EYEWITNESS REPORTER, - DARBIE DREAMGIRL, REPORTING WITH
HER OWN EYES AS A WITNESS FROM
THE SCENE OF THE LATEST ATTACK.
Mac: [ Deep voice ]
MISS DREAMGIRL, YOU NEED TO
VACATE THIS AREA IMMEDIATELY.
- >> Ed: LISTEN, - CAPTAIN STORM THUNDERSTORM, YOU
CAN KICK ME OUT OF YOUR LOVE
LIFE, BUT YOU CANNOT KICK ME OUT
- OF THE BIGGEST STORY OF THE - CENTURY!
- >> Mac: BUT DON'T YOU SEE, - DARBIE?
IT'S BECAUSE I LOVE YOU SO
GOSH DARN MUCH THAT I WANT YOU
TO BE SAFE.
Ed: OH...
OH, STORM.
Mac: OH, DARBIE.
Wilt: CAPTAIN THUNDERSTORM!
WE HAVE REPORTS THAT THE
CREATURE IS HEADED THIS WAY!
Mac: SERGEANT,
INITIATE ATTACK PLAN
ALPHA-STROKE-ZED-CHARLIE-BRAVO!
Wilt: 10-4, CAPTAIN!
SHOOOOOOM!
Mac: [ High-pitched ] IT'S
TOO LATE, STORM, DARLING!
HE'S HERE!
Wilt: DUN-DUN-D-U-U-U-U-N!
Ed: ROAR! ROAR! ROAR! ROAR!
ROAR!
- >> Wilt: [ IMITATES GUNSHOTS ] - >> Mac: [ Deep voice ] SERGEANT,
- IS OUR ATTACK HAVING ANY EFFECT - ON THE MONSTER?
Wilt: NEGATIVE, CAPTAIN.
WE'RE HITTING HIM WITH
EVERYTHING WE'VE GOT!
Mac: NOT EVERYTHING.
- SERGEANT, INITIATE - SUPERSECRET ATTACK PLAN
ZED-ZED-BACKSLASH-SEMICOLON-
ALPHA-EXTREME.
[ High-pitched ] BUT, STORM,
THAT WILL VAPORIZE THE ENTIRE
CITY... AND US WITH IT!
[ Deep voice ] I KNOW, DARLING.
NOW GIVE ME ONE, FINAL KISS.
MWAH!
Wilt: CAPTAIN! LOOK!
IT'S COCO DAN!
Mac: [ High-pitched ] YAY!
COCO DAN!
[ WHIP! THUNK! ]
[ THUD! THUD! THUD! ]
Wilt: COCO DAN TAKES THE
EARLY ADVANTAGE.
BUT WAIT!
THE CREATURE USES A SLEEPER ON
OUR HERO!
OH!
SHE RESPONDS WITH A BUFFALO
WING!
HEADBUTT!
OUCH!
WAIT!
IS THAT A CLAW BREAKER?
A LION DRIVER.
THE CHICAGO CRAM.
WOW! WHAT A MATCH!
[ POINK! ]
OH! THIS COULD BE IT!
[ ZING! ]
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
THE WINNER!
Mac: YAY! COCO DAN!
[ WHOOSH! ]
[ High-pitched ] OH, STORM!
[ Deep voice ] OH, DARBIE!
Wilt: OH, CAPTAIN!
Mac: OH, SARGE!
Ed: ♪ DA-DA-DA-D-A-A-A-A-A ♪
♪ EXPLORIN' LAUREN, DA! ♪
Wilt: I'M SORRY, BUT THAT
TURNED OUT AWESOME!
- >> Coco: [ SQUAWKING ] - >> Ed: Sí.
- I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT THE - PEOPLES THINK.
[ MUFFLED LAUGHING ]
[ SLOOP! ]
Mac: GUYS, GUESS WHO'S
WATCHING ViewTube VIDEOS.
Bloo: [ Chuckling ] NOT JUST
ANY VIDEOS.
MONSOON LAGOON VIDEOS!
LOOKS LIKE THE STORM HAS ENDED!
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
Mac: BLOO, THESE CLIPS ARE
FROM OVER A YEAR AGO.
- NOW, COULD YOU GET UP SO WE CAN - POST OUR NEW VIDEO?
Bloo: BUT I'M TELLING YOU THE
PARK IS OPEN!
WE'VE GOT TO GO!
Mac: [ Strained ] FORGET IT,
BLOO.
Bloo: N-N-N-N-NO!
I WILL NOT BE DENIED!
[ Muffled ] IF I CAN'T GO TO THE
WATER PARK, THEN I WILL WATCH
VIDEOS OF THE WATER PARK FOR AS
LONG AS I WANT!
AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME!
[ SLOOP! ]
OKAY, YOU STOPPED ME.
BUT I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!
[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ]
[ DOOR OPENS ]
SEE?
I TOLD YOU THEY WERE USING AND
ABUSING YOUR CAMERA.
[ SINISTER MUSIC PLAYS ]
- >> Frankie: I-I-I CAN'T BELIEVE - IT.
Bloo: BUH-LIEVE IT.
Frankie: YOU COME UP WITH
THIS SCHEME TO SHOOT A BUNCH OF
ViewTube VIDEOS...
Bloo: THAT'S WHAT THEY DID.
- >> Frankie: YOU USE MY CAMERA - TO DO IT...
- >> Bloo: WITHOUT YOUR - PERMISSION.
- >> Frankie: AND YOU DIDN'T - INCLUDE ME?!
Bloo: WAIT... WHAT?
Frankie: OH, WHAT A GREAT
RAINY-DAY ACTIVITY!
- THE WHOLE HOUSE IS MOPING AROUND - WITH NOTHING TO DO.
- THIS IS JUST THE THING TO CHEER - THEM UP.
Mac: HEY... WE CAN FORM
DIFFERENT TEAMS AND HAVE A
CONTEST FOR MOST POPULAR VIDEO.
Bloo: BU... W-WHAT?
G-G...
STO-O-O-O-O-P!
[ SCREECH! ]
I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE A VIDEO.
Mac: REALLY?
Bloo: YES, REALLY.
ARE WE ROLLING?
Mac: HOLD ON.
OKAY.
ACTION!
Bloo: TO EVERYONE AT FOSTER'S
HOME FOR IMAGINARY FRIENDS...
YOU ARE FOOLS!
YOU HAVE TRADED YOUR DREAM OF
ETERNAL WATER-PARK GLORY FOR THE
FLEETING FAME OF THESE SILLY
VIDEOS!
AND TO THE OWNERS OF
MONSOON LAGOON...
YOU ARE COWARDS!
[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ]
HOW CAN SUCH A MIGHTY
ORGANIZATION COWER IN THE FACE
OF A SILLY RAINSTORM?!
BUT, ALTHOUGH NONE OF YOU ARE
WORTHY, I WILL SHOW YOU THE WAY.
AND YOU WILL KNEEL BEFORE ME IN
GRATITUDE!
[ SINISTER MUSIC PLAYS ]
Ed: [ GRUNTS ]
- THAT'S NOT GONNA WIN FIRST - PRIZE.
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
Frankie: SO REMEMBER, THE
DEADLINE TO UPLOAD YOUR VIDEOS
IS 10:00 P.M. SHARP.
GOOD LUCK, EVERYBODY!
Madame Foster: FRANKIE DEAR,
I HAVE A LITTLE IDEA FOR A
VIDEO.
- [ CHUCKLES ] - DO YOU THINK YOU COULD SPARE A
- FEW MINUTES TO HELP YOUR OLD - GRANNY?
Frankie: SURE, GRANDMA.
WHAT CAN WE DO FOR YOU?
[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
Madame Foster: [ LAUGHS ]
[ WHIP! ]
[ TINK! ]
WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!
[ BATTERY HUMMING ]
[ TIRES SQUEAKING ]
[ CAMERA WHIRS ]
AND CUT.
[ STATIC ]
[ GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! ]
[ CLANK! ]
Fluffer: HERE GOES.
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
[ Belching ] A-B-C-D-E-F-G...
H-I-J-K...
L-M-N-O-P...
Q-R-S-T...
U-U-U-U-U-U-U...
- [ CLANK! ] - [ SLURP! SLURP! SLURP! SLURP! ]
Mac: ZOOM IN CLOSER.
[ SLURP! SLURP! ]
Ed: [ Muffled ] IS SOMEONE
THERE?
Mac: [ LAUGHS ]
Wilt: AWW, THEY'RE SO CUTE.
Frankie: THEY'RE ADORABLE.
[ BOTH BABY-TALKING ]
[ CRASH! ]
[ ALL CRYING ]
BLOO!
Bloo: NOTHING!
I'M DOING NOTHING!
[ RANDOM NOTES PLAY ]
[ TAPPING ]
WHAT THE...
WHERE DID SHE GO?
- >> Khones: THIS IS JACKIE KHONES - COMING AT YA WITH ANOTHER
EDITION OF "KHONES ON... KHONES."
AS ALWAYS, MY GUEST IS THE ONE
AND ONLY JACKIE KHONES.
WHAT IT IS.
Khones: SO, JACKIE, WHAT'S
CRACKALACKIN' IN THE WONDERFUL
WORLD OF SANDWICHES?
YO, DIG IT.
JUST CAME UP WITH THIS.
I CALL IT "HAM-E-LOT"...
A SANDWICH FIT FOR A KING.
- >> Khones: SO, Y... - HEY, WHA...
YOU'RE IN THE SHOT, MAN!
PSHH! I'M OUT.
Khones: NO, NO, NO!
KHONES! COME BACK!
[ MUNCH! MUNCH! ]
[ SLURP! ]
Mac: NOW!
[ TWANG! ]
[ TRUMPETS ]
[ FLOOP! ZING! ]
[ FLOOP! ]
- [ FLOOP! ] - >> OH, SURE.
PULL A RABBIT OUT OF A HAT.
THAT'S ORIGINAL.
[ ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ ZING! ZING! ]
[ PATTER! PATTER! ]
[ CREAK! CREAK! CREAK! ]
♪ I TRIED TO CALL YOU ♪
[ Z-Z-Z-ZIP! ]
[ MUSIC STOPS ]
Billy: OKAY, GO... AGAIN.
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
Bloo: THERE YOU ARE!
YOU WANT A TOP-10 VIDEO?
THEN FOLLOW ME!
Mac: THAT'S GREAT, BLOO.
I KNEW YOU'D COME AROUND.
- >> Wilt: UH, BLOO, WHAT'S THIS - ALL ABOU...
Bloo: LESS TALKING AND MORE
FILMING, MY FRIEND.
[ WHOOSH! ]
TO THE OWNERS OF MONSOON LAGOON,
YOU ARE BLIND... BLIND TO THE
NEED FOR AN ALL-WEATHER
WATER PARK.
AND TO EVERYONE AT FOSTER'S HOME
FOR IMAGINARY FRIENDS, YOU ARE
LUCKY, FOR YOU SHALL REAP THE
REWARDS OF MY VISIONARY QUEST TO
FILL THIS GAP IN THE
WATER-ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY.
AND SO, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, I
AM PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THE GRAND
OPENING OF BLOO LAGOON!
[ FLUMP! ]
THE WORLD'S FIRST INDOOR
AT-HOME WATER PARK!
[ NOISEMAKER HONKS ]
FEATURING THE UNDERTOW...
PAINSTAKINGLY CONSTRUCTED WITH
OVER 3,000 FEET OF USED LUMBER,
NEARLY 50 NAILS, AND LOTS OF
TAPE AND SUPERGLUE FOR THE PARTS
WHERE I RAN OUT OF NAILS.
POWERED BY THE AWESOME FORCE OF
MOTHER NATURE'S TEARS OF JOY...
FOR SHE, LIKE ALL OF US, WEEPS
BEFORE ITS AWESOME BEAUTY.
AND NOW, AS OWNER, OPERATOR, AND
C.E.O. OF BLOO LAGOON
WATER-ENTERTAINMENT
TECHNOLOGIES, I WILL HAVE THE
DUTY AND PLEASURE OF TAKING THE
MAIDEN VOYAGE ON THE UNDERTOW!
[ CREAK! CREAK! ]
Mac: BLOO! WAIT!
[ SPROING! ]
Bloo: [ CHEERING
[ HYSTERICALLY ]
[ WHOOSH! ]
[ CHEERING CONTINUES ]
[ WHOOSH! ]
[ CHEERING CONTINUES ]
[ CRASH! ]
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
Wilt: COME ON, MAC.
- WE GOT TO GET A MOVE ON IF WE - WANT TO BE FIRST IN LINE AT
MONSOON LAGOON.
Mac: BE RIGHT THERE.
JUST GOT TO CHECK ON ONE THING.
- [ COMPUTER DINGS ] - HEY, BLOO, YOU'RE STILL NUMBER
ONE.
"THE BLOO BUFFOON" HAS OVER
20 MILLION VIEWS.
[ CLICK ]
BLOO! WAIT!
Bloo: [ CHEERING
[ HYSTERICALLY ]
[ CHEERING CONTINUES ]
AAAAAAAAAH!
- >> Mac: [ CHUCKLES ] - GETS ME EVERY TIME.
- [ HORN HONKING ] - >> Frankie: COME ON, MAC!
LET'S GO!
Mac: SEE YOU LATER, BLOO.
LIGHTS OFF, RIGHT?
- [ CRUNCH! ] - >> Bloo: OW.
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
All: MONSOON LAGOON!
[ ALL CHEERING ]
Bloo: [ SOBBING ]
[ ALL CHEERING ]
Bloo: [ SOBBING ]