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FLOTSBURG'S FOAMY FOREIGN
ASIAN DAIRY BLENDS?
[ ALARM BLARES ]
[ BEEPING ]
- [ TIRES SCREECH ] - [ CRASHING ]
[ BEEPING ]
[ ENGINE REVS ]
[ ENGINE STOPS ]
[ BIRDS SINGING ]
[ BOING! BOING! BOING! BOING!
[ BOING! BOING! ]
Bloo: AAH! AAH!
UGH! UGH!
Mac: YEAH!
[ LAUGHING ]
WHOO-HOO!
AWESOME.
YEAH!
[ GROWLS ]
[ CHOMP! ]
Bloo: [ GROANS ]
WOW, A NEW ALL-TIME HIGH
SCORE.
WAY TO GO, KID.
Mac: THANKS, GUYS.
ALWAYS NICE TO MEET FANS.
BLOO, WAIT UP.
HEY, REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME WHEN
I BEAT YOU AT "SUPER
POGO-A-GO-GO"?
Bloo: YES, I REMEMBER THAT
ONE TIME WHEN YOU BEAT ME AT
"SUPER POGO-A-GO-GO."
Mac: NOW REMEMBER THE 53
OTHER TIMES WHEN I BEAT YOU
AT "SUPER POGO-A-GO-GO"?
Bloo: [ GROANS ]
Mac: OR HOW ABOUT THE TIME IN
"DINE 'N DASH 3000" WHERE I LEFT
TO GO TO THE BATHROOM, THEN CAME
BACK AND STILL BEAT YOU?
- >> Bloo: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I - AGREED TO COME HERE.
I CAN'T PLAY THESE DUMB
ARCADE-STYLE GAMES.
THE VIDEO GAMES ARE SO MUCH
BETTER AT HOME.
Mac: WE CAME HERE BECAUSE I
KEPT BEATING YOU AT HOME.
Bloo: [ GROANING ]
Mac: LOOK, BLOO, IT'S NOTHING
TO BE ASHAMED OF.
- SOME PEOPLE JUST DON'T HAVE THE - SKILLS TO BE A REAL WINNER.
Bloo: [ GROANS ]
OH, YOU THINK YOU'RE SO GREAT
- JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN PRESS SOME - BUTTONS.
WELL, WHAT DO YOU SAY WE HAVE
A REAL COMPETITION?
THEN WE'LL SEE WHO'S REALLY GOT
SKILLS.
Mac: BLOO...
Bloo: RACE YOU HOME!
Mac: WAIT.
Bloo: READY? GO!
Mac: HEY!
[ CHUCKLES ]
"RACE YOU HOME"... WHATEVER.
IT'S 30 MILES!
SO WHAT?
LET HIM GO.
LET HIM GET HOME BEFORE ME.
WHO CARES IF HE WINS OR NOT?
WHAT'S HE GONNA DO, GLOAT?
DANCE AROUND LIKE A DOPE?
CALL ME A LOSER, SLOWPOKE,
TURTLE, MR. MOLASSES?
WHO CARES?
HE CAN CALL ME WHAT HE WANTS.
IT'S NOT LIKE IT BOTHERS ME.
NOPE, NOT ONE BIT.
- I'M ABSOLUTELY FINE WITH HIM - NEVER, EVER, EVER LETTING GO OF
IT FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES.
- I-I'M TOTALLY COOL WITH HEARING - THE STORY OF THE GREAT RACE AND
- HOW HE RAN 2 MILLION MILES IN - 8 SECONDS, LEAVING ME IN THE
DUST, PANTING AND WHEEZING IN
PATHETIC DEFEAT.
THEN WHEN I'M AN OLD MAN ON MY
DEATHBED, BLOO WILL WATCH AND
WAIT FOR ME TO KICK IT.
- THEN WHEN I DO, HE'LL BE ALL, "I - WIN!
I OUTLIVED GRANDPA TURTLE,"
WHICH HAS BEEN HIS NAME FOR ME
THE PAST 20 YEARS.
- AND THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO - 'CAUSE I QUITE LITERALLY NEVER
LIVE THIS DAY DOWN!
OH, NO, YOU DON'T!
- [ ZING! ] - >> Bloo: HEY!
MAC, WAIT UP!
I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU!
[ LAUGHS ]
COME ON, MAC, THIS IS FOOLISH.
A RACE?
WHAT ARE WE, CHILDREN?
MAC, MAC, MAC.
I CAN APPRECIATE YOUR VIDEO-GAME
SKILLS WITHOUT IT BEING A
REFLECTION ON ME.
HA HA HA.
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU THOUGHT I
WAS SERIOUS ABOUT RACING TO
FOSTER'S.
WHAT A LAUGH.
HA HA HA.
- >> Mac: WELL, BLOO, I MUST - SAY...
Bloo: EAT MY DUST, TURKEY!
Mac: [ SIGHS ]
[ CLICKING ]
[ BOING! BOING! BOING! BOING!
[ BOING! BOING! ]
[ SCREECH! ]
- [ ZIP! ] - [ ZIP! ]
[ DING! ]
[ ZING! ]
Bloo: AAH! HE'S A FREAK.
HE'S THE FASTEST KID ALIVE.
- [ SCREECH! ] - [ SCREECH! ]
- >> Mac: [ GROANS ] - >> Bloo: WHAT'S WITH THIS GUY?
- [ SCREECH! ] - HEY, MAC.
HOW'S YOUR MAMA'S BACK?
[ CRACK! ]
Mac: AAH!
Bloo: DRAT.
[ BOING! BOING! BOING! BOING!
BOING! BOING! BOING! BOING!
- [ BOING! BOING! BOING! ] - [ SPLAT! ]
- [ BOING! BOING! BOING! BOING! ] - >> Mac: PLASTIC, PAPER, BANANA,
BAND-AID, CAN, CANTALOUPE.
- >> Bloo: [ PANTING ] - [ ZOOM! ]
OH, DEAR.
OH, NICE TO SEE THAT SOME PEOPLE
STILL RESPECT THEIR ELDERS,
YOUNG MAN.
Mac: NO PROBLEM.
WHY, I REMEMBER THE DAYS WHEN
AN OLD LADY STARTED SPINNING
AROUND, A WHOLE SLEW OF YOUNG
GENTLEMEN APPEARED TO AID HER.
Mac: YEP.
- [ CHUCKLES ] - THOSE WERE THE DAYS.
NOWADAYS THESE
WHIPPERSNAPPERS WOULD JUST AS
SOON LET YOU SPIN INTO THE
STREET AS... AS HELP AN OLD
SPINSTER.
Mac: SPINS, YEAH.
YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN... WHOA!
OH, MY.
OH, THANKS AGAIN, SONNY.
NOW, DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT
THE TIME I-I SHOOK HANDS WITH
THE PRESIDENT?
IT WAS '07, AND THIS... THIS
HAND STOPPED ME FROM SPINNING
AND SAID, "WELL, HELLO.
I'M THE PRESIDENT OF THE STAPLER
FACTORY."
Bloo: [ PANTING ]
NO, WAIT.
HOLD ON.
AAH!
EXCUSE ME.
DO YOU KNOW HOW TO GET TO
FOSTER'S?
HOW'S THAT?
Bloo: FOSTER'S... CAN YOU
TELL ME HOW TO GET TO FOSTER'S?
FLOTSBURG, YOU SAY?
Bloo: FOSTER'S... FOSTER'S
HOME FOR IMAGINARY FRIENDS?
FLOTSBURG'S COMB FOR MAD
CANARY HENS?
Bloo: FOSTER'S HOME FOR
IMAGINARY FRIENDS!
FLOTSBURG'S GNOME FLOOR IN
MADGE AND HARRY'S PEN?
Bloo: FOSTER'S... HOME...
FOR IMAGINARY... FRIENDS!
FLOTSBURG'S FOAMY FOREIGN
ASIAN DAIRY BLENDS?
Bloo: FOSTER'S...
FLOTSBURG'S...
Bloo: HOME...
DOME...
Bloo: FOR...
WHARF...
Bloo: IMAGINARY...
ENGAGE BLUEBERRY...
Bloo: FRIENDS!
SOUP.
Bloo: AAH!
"AAH" YOURSELF.
[ ZOOM! ]
Bloo: [ GASPS ]
[ BOTH GROWL ]
- >> Mac: [ PANTING ] - STRONG AND STEADY WINS THE RACE.
STRONG AND STEADY.
Bloo: [ RETCHING, PANTING ]
CRAMP.
[ GROANS ]
[ SMACKS LIPS ]
UGH, SO... SO... THIRSTY.
WHETHER YOU'RE PARAGLIDING
OVER A VOLCANO OR JUST WANT TO
WIN THE BIG RACE, THE ONE THING
EVERY ATHLETE'S GOT TO HAVE...
ELECTROLYTES.
YEAH!
Bloo: I NEED THEM, AND LOTS
OF THEM, STAT.
YES.
YES, I CAN ALREADY FEEL THESE
ELECTRIC LIGHTS WORKING.
Bloo: YES... THEY'RE...
EXACTLY WHAT I NEED...
TO... BEAT... MAC.
[ SIGHS ]
PLAN "B."
[ SLURP! ]
[ SOFT MUSIC PLAYS ]
Bloo: AHH.
OKAY, HOW MUCH?
I'M IN A HURRY, YOU KNOW.
[ SIGHS ]
99 CENTS.
[ COINS JINGLE ]
[ POINK! ]
- [ POINK! ] - >> Bloo: [ GROANS ]
COME ON!
HERE.
OUT OF $1.
[ BEEPING ]
[ CASH REGISTER OPENS ]
- [ SIGHS ] - >> Bloo: WHAT? WHAT? WHAT IS IT?
UM, OUT OF PENNIES.
[ ZOOM! ]
NOW, I'LL JUST EMPTY THE
PENNIES INTO THE REGISTER...
SO WE CAN COMPLETE OUR
TRANSACTION.
OOPS.
Bloo: NOW WHAT?!
UM, THESE ARE DIMES.
Bloo: AAH!
[ CRASH! ]
[ SLURP! ]
AHH.
- [ SLOSH! SLOSH! ] - [ POINK! ]
UH-OH.
BACK FOR YOUR CHANGE?
Bloo: NO, BATHROOM, ME, NOW!
HUH?
Bloo: FOR THE LOVE OF ALL
THAT IS GOOD, WHERE IS YOUR
BATHROOM?!
I'M SORRY, SIR, BUT YOU'LL
HAVE TO WAIT IN LINE JUST LIKE
EVERYONE ELSE.
Bloo: WHERE DID ALL THESE
PEOPLE COME FROM?!
- [ POINK! ] - MAC'S PROBABLY ALMOST BACK TO
FOSTER'S BY NOW.
- >> Mac: BLOO DOESN'T STAND A - CHANCE.
AS LONG AS I STAY THE COURSE,
STRONG AND STEADY, THERE'S NO
WAY HE CAN BEAT ME.
[ GASPS ]
CHEATER!
[ DOOR OPENS ]
HYAH!
- THOUGHT YOU COULD GET AWAY WITH - CHEATING, HUH?
CHEATER?
YOU SAID YOU AND TROY WERE JUST
FRIENDS.
[ GROWLS ]
YEAH, YOU BETTER RUN.
OH, I'LL CATCH YOU.
[ ZIP! ZIP! ]
Mac: [ PANTING ]
THAT WAS REALLY UNFAIR OF ME.
- AS BAD AS BLOO CAN BE, HE'D - NEVER...
[ POINK! ]
CHEAT!
- [ HORN HONKS, TIRES SCREECH ] - [ Z-Z-ZIP! ]
[ HORN HONKS ]
YOU'RE MINE!
[ WHISTLE! ]
[ CRYING ]
Mac: THIS WASN'T WHO I
THOUGHT IT WAS.
AT LEAST I'M MAKING GOOD TIME!
BLOO!
OH, NO, YOU DON'T.
BANZAI!
[ SPROING! ]
[ SHOUTING ]
Bloo: [ GASPING ]
AAH! AAH! AAH!
BATHROOM KEY!
SORRY, SIR, BUT, UM, STORE
POLICY SAYS YOU HAVE TO BUY
SOMETHING FIRST.
Bloo: I HAVE TO BUY SOME...
I ALREADY BOUGHT SOMETHING!
REMEMBER EARLIER, ENORMOUS
BEVERAGE, LITTLE BLUE BLOB?
THAT WAS ME.
UH, THEN YOU LEFT THE STORE,
MEANING THAT TRANSACTION WAS
COMPLETED.
AND, UM, OUR BATHROOM IS FOR
PAYING CUSTOMERS ONLY.
- >> Bloo: THIS IS THE ONLY MONEY - I HAVE LEFT.
- NOW, TELL ME WHAT I CAN BUY WITH - 25 CENTS RIGHT NOW, OR YOU'RE
GONNA BE SPENDING THE REST OF
YOUR DAY MOPPING THIS FLOOR.
THANKS BUNCHES.
[ Grunting ] WOW... AN
ENTIRE... BAG OF CHAINS...
FOR ONLY... 25... CENTS.
NOW... TO... WIN THE... RACE.
[ GROANS ]
THIS IS AWFUL.
THESE ELECTRIC LIGHTS AND CHAINS
ARE REALLY SLOWING ME DOWN.
WHAT COULD I POSSIBLY DO TO GO
FASTER?
[ DING! ]
[ CHAINS JINGLING ]
[ SQUEAKING ]
YES, NOW I WILL MOST CERTAINLY
WIN THE RACE.
AND HOW WILL YOU BE PAYING
FOR THIS TODAY?
Bloo: PAYING?
- SO YOU'LL BE WANTING MONEY, - THEN?
THAT'S RIGHT.
Bloo: I SEE.
IT SEEMS WE'VE REACHED A
CROSSROADS HERE, MY GOOD MAN.
SEE, I SPENT THE LAST OF MY
MONEY ON THIS BIG BAG OF CHAINS
- SO I COULD USE THE BATHROOM - AFTER I DRANK AN ENTIRE
- 172-OUNCER BECAUSE I WAS - DEHYDRATED AND THE ELECTRIC
- LIGHTS DIDN'T WORK, EVEN THOUGH - THE COMMERCIAL SAID THEY WOULD
BECAUSE THEY'RE THE RUNNER'S
SECRET WEAPON, WHICH I TOTALLY
NEEDED BECAUSE MAC'S SUPER FAST
AND I REALLY DON'T WANT TO
LISTEN TO ANY MORE OF HIS
GLOATING ABOUT HOW AWESOME HE IS
JUST BECAUSE HE BEATS ME 117
STRAIGHT TIMES AT THE ARCADE.
WE CERTAINLY DO HAVE A
DILEMMA ON OUR HANDS.
Bloo: IT'S A PICKLE.
- >> BY GOLLY, I THINK I MIGHT - HAVE A SOLUTION.
JUST SO HAPPENS THAT I'VE BEEN
LOOKING FOR SOME CHAINS AND
ELECTRIC LIGHTS FOR QUITE SOME
TIME NOW, AND I'D BE WILLING TO
TRADE YOU THIS RUNNING GEAR FOR
THAT ALL STUFF... NO MONEY
NECESSARY.
Bloo: BUT THEY'RE MINE.
AND WE'RE BACK TO THE
ORIGINAL DILEMMA.
YOU STILL HAVE NO RUNNING GEAR,
AND I STILL HAVE NO LIGHTS OR
CHAINS.
[ POINK! ]
[ CHEERING ]
Mac: [ PANTING ]
[ CRASH! ]
[ CHAINS JINGLE ]
[ LIGHTS BUZZ ]
[ POINK! ]
Bloo: [ LAUGHING ]
YOU CHOSE WISELY, MY SON.
[ CRASH! ]
Bloo: OKAY, DEAL.
SORRY, DEAR.
WHOO-HOO!
[ SIGHS ]
FINALLY.
Bloo: UM...
HMM, ANOTHER DILEMMA.
[ CLATTERING ]
[ ZIP! ]
Mac: WHEW. I LOST THEM.
OKAY, LET'S GET BACK ON TRACK.
[ SIGHS ]
MAN, THAT WAS REALLY DUMB.
- HOW MUCH TIME DID I JUST WASTE - FREAKING OUT ABOUT BLOO
CHEATING?
AN HOUR?!
OH, NO, OH, NO, OH, NO.
MULLBERRY?!
AAH! I'M WAY OFF COURSE.
- THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR... NO, - FORGET ABOUT HIM.
GET BACK ON COURSE.
- OKAY, IF I TAKE KETCHAM ROAD - TO KING AVENUE, THAT'LL CONNECT
- DIRECTLY TO CHARLES LANE, WHICH - TURNS INTO WILSON WAY.
- IT SHOULD ONLY TAKE 20 - MINUTES... 20 MINUTES THAT I
DON'T HAVE.
AAH, MAN, WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
THAT'S IT.
I'VE TOTALLY LOST.
THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO TO MAKE
UP THIS TIME... NOTHING.
[ SLAP! ]
NO.
- [ WHOOSH! ] - NO.
- [ WHOOSH! ] - AAH!
[ WHOOSH! ]
[ CRASH! ]
[ WHOOSH! ]
[ CHEERING ]
[ LAUGHING ]
Frankie: MWAH!
Bloo: [ PANTING ]
[ CRASH! ]
[ SLOW MUSIC PLAYS ]
Frankie: I LOVED YOU!
[ SOBBING ]
[ SNAP! ]
Mac: [ SIGHS ]
[ WHOOSH! ]
LOUSY CONSCIENCE.
I'M NEVER GONNA WIN THE RACE
WITH THESE ANNOYING MORALS.
HOW CAN I BE FASTER WITHOUT
CHEATING?
[ POINK! ]
SWEET.
[ HISS! ]
[ GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! GLUG!
[ GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! ]
HUH. THAT'S WEIRD.
NORMALLY SUGAR MAKES ME...
[ CLANG! CLANG! ]
AH HA!
UH-OH.
I IMMEDIATELY REGRET THIS
DECISION.
OH, NO.
[ ZING! ]
AAH!
YE-E-A-A-AH!
AAH!
Bloo: [ PANTS ]
THESE SHOES ARE AMAZING.
I'M GONNA BEAT MAC FOR SURE.
Mac: AAH!
- [ PLINK! ] - >> Bloo: COULDN'T BE.
OKAY, IF I'M NOT MISTAKEN,
FOSTER'S SHOULD BE RIGHT UP
AHEAD.
Mac: AAH!
AH HA!
UGH! UGH! UGH!
[ PANTING ]
[ SIGHS ]
Mac: UGH, OW.
W-WHERE AM I?
[ POINK! ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
I CAN'T BELIEVE...
Bloo: WE'RE... WE'RE BACK
WHERE WE... WE WENT AROUND.
THEN WE... AND THEN WE... OKAY,
IT'S THE SAME ONE.
[ BOTH SIGH ]
OH, GOOD TIMES.
OH, MAC, I'M SORRY FOR STARTING
THIS WHOLE SILLY RACE THING.
Mac: NO, I'M SORRY FOR
RIBBING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE.
THAT'S A NICE TRACK SUIT.
Bloo: OH, THANKS.
- >> Mac: THAT COLOR'S GOOD ON - YOU.
Bloo: YEAH, BUR-GUN-DY.
Mac: YEP, CITY BUS WILL BE
HERE SOON.
Bloo: CITY BUS RULES!
Mac: HA, RACE HOME?
HA.
Bloo: SO DUMB.
[ ZIP! ]
[ Z-Z-Z-ZIP! ]
[ CLICKING ]
[ ZING! ]
HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO YOUR
MOTHER?
Mac: FORGET HER!
Bloo: HA HA!
TAKE THAT, TREE HUGGER!
OW! OW! HEY!
AAH!
[ CRASH! ]
NOW, DID I EVER TELL YOU
ABOUT THE TIME I-I SHOOK HANDS
WITH THE... WHOA!
[ ZOOM! ]
WHOA!
[ SLAP! SLAP! ]
Bloo: [ LAUGHING ]
NO!
Mac: [ PANTING ]
UGH!
[ WHACK! ]
[ BELL RINGS ]
HEY!
[ BOING! BOING! BOING! ]
[ PANTING ]
CURSE YOU, MAC!
YOU IMAGINED ME WITHOUT FEET ON
PURPOSE!
[ BOING! BOING! BOING! ]
Mac: VICTORY IS MINE.
UH-OH, THIS COULD BE A REAL
SAFETY HAZARD.
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ]
[ YOINK! ]
HEY!
[ POINK! ]
[ ZIP! ]
[ WHOOSH! ]
[ SCREECH! ]
OH!
- [ SPLAT! ] - [ WHOOSH! ]
Bloo: OOH, ENERGY BOOST.
[ WHOOSH! ]
[ ZING! ]
- [ BUZZ! ] - [ SPLAT! ]
Mac: AAH!
Bloo: [ SPITTING ]
CORN WAS A BAD CHOICE.
[ SQUEAK! ]
[ POINK! ]
[ ZIP! ]
[ CRASH! ZING! ]
- [ ZING! ZING! ] - >> Mac: HEY, GET OFF!
Bloo: YEE-HA!
[ ZING! ]
[ DRUMROLL ]
[ ZING! ]
Both: AAH!
[ CRASH! ]
Mac: [ SIGHS ]
[ SQUEAK! ]
AAH!
Bloo: HA, WAY TO GO, CLUMSY.
[ CLANG! ]
[ SQUEAK! ]
[ SMACK! ]
[ CHOIR VOCALIZING ]
Mac: [ PANTING ]
I WON.
HEY, BLOO.
GUESS WHAT.
I BEAT YOU AT THIS... TOO.
[ BOTH PANTING ]
[ THUD! ]
- >> Frankie: OH, GOOD, YOU'RE - HERE.
IT'S STAIR-TESTING DAY, AND I
NEED YOU GUYS TO RUN UP AND DOWN
EVERY STAIRCASE IN THE HOUSE.
Mac: [ PANTING ]
I... WON.
[ GROANS ]
Bloo: [ PANTING ]
MAC?
MAC, YOU OKAY?
HEY, BUDDY, HOW YOU FEELING?
Mac: PRETTY GOOD.
THEY SAY I'M SUFFERING FROM
EXHAUSTION AND DEHYDRATION.
- >> Bloo: YEAH, I HAD A LITTLE - CASE OF THAT MYSELF.
- >> Mac: SO, HOW ABOUT THAT RACE, - HUH?
- >> Bloo: YEAH, THAT WAS - SOMETHING, ALL RIGHT.
- JUST TOO BAD WE DON'T KNOW WHO - WON FOR SURE.
Mac: WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE
DON'T KNOW WHO WON?
I WON.
Bloo: [ LAUGHS ]
OH, MAC, MAC, MAC.
LIKE THE DOCTORS SAID, WE WERE
EXHAUSTED WHEN WE CAME IN.
AND IN OUR DELUSIONAL STATE, HOW
COULD WE EVER DETERMINE THE
WINNER OF A RACE?
HECK, WE WERE SO OUT OF IT, I
DON'T EVEN KNOW IF WE WERE
RACING.
Mac: WEREN'T RACING?
BLOO, I WON, YOU LOST.
Bloo: MAYBE SO, MAC.
MAYBE SO.
Mac: NO, I REMEMBER CLEARLY.
THERE'S NO MAYBE ABOUT IT.
IT'S A FACT.
I WON FAIR AND SQUARE.
YOU LOST FAIR AND SQUARE.
Bloo: GUESS WE'LL NEVER KNOW.
[ ZING! ]
Both: WHOO-HOO!
[ ZING! ]
Both: WHOO-HOO!
[ ZING! ]
Both: WHOO-HOO!
[ ZING! ]
Both: WHOO-HOO!