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- >> THIS IS A REALLY IMPORTANT - DAY, YOU GUYS.
- NOW REMEMBER, THEY'LL BE HERE - AT 5:00, SO WE HAVE TO GET
EVERYTHING READY BY THEN.
BORING.
WOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE
FOSTER'S IS GOING TO BE ON TV.
BORING.
- >> I KNOW, I'VE BEEN CALLING - THE STATION AND WORKING THE
SYSTEM FOR MONTHS.
AND THEY'RE FINALLY COMING TO
DO A SPECIAL NEWS STORY ON US.
BORING.
AND THAT MEANS MORE PEOPLE
WILL LEARN ABOUT FOSTER'S, AND
MORE PEOPLE KNOWING ABOUT
FOSTER'S MEANS MORE ADOPTIONS.
BOR... OW!
NOW HURRY ALONG, ALL OF YOU.
- WE ONLY HAVE A FEW HOURS TO - FINISH.
THE HOUSE AND EVERYONE IN IT
HAS GOT TO BE IN PERFECT SHAPE.
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING CAN GO WRONG.
I LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK.
- >> CHEESE, HOW MANY TIMES DO I - HAVE TO TELL YOU?
YOU DON'T LIVE HERE!
GO HOME.
OK.
I CAN'T BELIEVE PEOPLE JUST
THROW TRASH ON THE FLOOR.
[SCREAMING]
CHEESE, YOU DON'T LIVE HERE!
GO HOME!
OK.
[HUMMING]
OW, THAT SOAP, IT'S SO STINGY.
STINGY, STINGY, STINGY, OW!
AAH!
I FOUND A CARROT!
SENOR CHEESE, YOU NO LIVE
HERE! GO HOME!
OK.
- >> HEY, WILT, WE'RE ALL OUT OF - LIGHT BULBS.
- DO YOU MIND RUNNING TO THE - STORE AND PICKING UP SOME MORE?
SURE THING.
WHERE WE GOING?
WELL, UM, I'M GOING TO THE
STORE.
YOU'RE GOING HOME, REMEMBER?
I LIKE THE FAIR!
- >> WELL, MAYBE YOU COULD GO - HOME AND ASK YOUR OWNER LOUISE
IF SHE'LL TAKE YOU TO THE FAIR.
OK?
OK.
I LIKE THE FAIR.
YES, I UNDERSTAND THAT, BUT
I'M GOING TO THE STORE, NOT THE
FAIR, AND YOU NEED TO GO HOME!
AAH!
AAH! AAH!
AAH!
[PANTING]
DO IT AGAIN! DO IT AGAIN!
DO IT AGAIN!
I'M SORRY, CHEESE, BUT YOU
DON'T LIVE HERE.
GO HOME, PLEASE.
OK!
- >> HEY, MR. HERRIMAN, THE NEWS - CREW IS COMING AT 5:00, SO MAKE
SURE YOU HAVE YOUR OFFICE...
OH, DEAR, OH, DEAR, OH, DEAR.
- I'LL BE HUMILIATED ON LIVE - TELEVISION.
OH, DEAR, OH, DEAR, OH, DEAR,
OH, DEAR!
HI, KITTY.
MASTER CHEESE, YOU DO NOT
LIVE HERE.
GO HOME!
OK.
I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE.
THIS HAS GOT TO STOP.
QUITE RIGHT.
I HAVE JUST THE SOLUTION.
NOW, LET'S SEE.
TO PROGRAM A NEW CODE INTO STAR
5, MASTER CODE, CODE NUMBER ONE
TO 32, NEW 4 DIGIT CODE, THE
CODE NUMBER IS A DOUBLE DIGIT
FROM ONE TO 32, PRESS POUND TO
RETURN TO READY.
OH, MY!
[CLUCKING]
YEAH, WHAT SHE SAID.
OK.
AH, MASTER CHEESE, I SEE YOU
ARE OUTSIDE OF THE HOUSE.
HOW CONVENIENT.
[BEEPING]
RIGHT, STEP 35, TO PROGRAM THE
- ENTRANCE CODE, IT IS VERY - IMPORTANT TO CHOOSE A NUMERICAL
SEQUENCE THAT IS DIFFICULT TO
GUESS.
- WELL, YES, THAT MAKES PERFECT - SENSE.
THEREFORE, THE MANUFACTURER
SUGGESTS PICKING A CODE AT
RANDOM.
RANDOM, HMM?
ALL RIGHT THEN.
[BEEPING]
WELL, I SUPPOSE THAT IS AS
[BEEPING]
WELL, I SUPPOSE THAT IS AS
RANDOM AS IT GETS.
WHEN FINISHED ENTERING YOUR NEW
SECURITY CODE, PRESS ENTER.
[BEEPING]
SYSTEM ARMED.
HA!
WHO SAYS YOU CAN'T TEACH OLD
RABBITS NEW TRICKS?
I'LL BE SEEING YOU, MASTER
CHEESE.
OH, WAIT. NO, I WON'T.
[LAUGHING]
[SINGING CODE TONE]
[LAUGHING]
[SINGING CODE TONE]
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
[CLUCKING]
NO, THIS IS NOT WHAT I'M
WEARING FOR THE NEWS STORY.
AY CARAMBA, COCO.
I WOULD JUST DIE.
- SENOR MAC, WHEN WE GO BACK - INSIDE?
I DON'T KNOW, ED.
- MR. HERRIMAN SAID EVERYONE IN - THE WHOLE HOUSE HAD TO COME OUT
IMMEDIATELY.
I WONDER WHAT IT'S FOR.
WELL, IT BETTER BE SOMETHING
INTERESTING, BECAUSE STANDING
OUT ON THE LAWN LIKE THIS IS SO
BORING.
ATTENTION, ALL!
SOME OF YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED
THAT FOSTER'S HAS BEEN
EXPERIENCING A STRING OF VISITS
BY UNWANTED, UNWELCOME GUESTS,
OR GUEST TO BE MORE PRECISE.
SO TO ALLEVIATE THIS PROBLEM, I
HAVE INSTALLED THIS SIMPLE,
EASY-TO-USE SECURITY SYSTEM.
TO UNLOCK THE HOUSE, YOU NEED
ONLY TO ENTER THE PASSWORD,
WHICH I SHALL DEMONSTRATE FOR
YOU NOW.
[BEEPING]
AND THEN PRESS ENTER.
NOW, MS. FRANCES, OPEN
THE DOOR.
HMM. WELL, LET'S GIVE IT ANOTHER
GO.
[BEEPING]
THAT'S STRANGE.
NO, IT'S NOT!
- YOU WEREN'T EVEN LOOKING AT THE - KEYPAD.
- >> WELL, OF COURSE I WASN'T, MS. - FRANCES.
THE CODE WOULDN'T BE RANDOM
OTHERWISE.
THE INSTRUCTIONS STATED QUITE
CLEARLY TO ENTER A CODE AT
RANDOM.
NOT RANDOM EVERY SINGLE TIME!
MR. HERRIMAN, WE'RE LOCKED OUT
OF THE HOUSE!
YEAH, BUGS DUMMY SCREWED UP
THE CODE.
- >> BUT THERE'S ONLY A COUPLE OF - HOURS UNTIL THE NEWS CREW GETS
HERE.
AND I AM STILL NAKED!
[CLUCKING]
AND I'M STILL BORED.
[ALL TALKING]
HEY, FRANKIE,
I HAVE THOSE LIGHT BULBS.
I'M SORRY. WHAT'S GOING ON?
DID I GET THE WRONG LIGHT BULBS?
- IF THAT'S THE CASE, YOU KNOW, - HONESTLY, I CAN'T APOLOGIZE
ENOUGH...
[CHEESE SINGING]
[ALL TALKING]
CHEESE, GO HOME!
[ALL TALKING]
CHEESE, GO HOME!
OK.
- >> I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS - HAPPENING TO ME.
HOW ON EARTH ARE WE EVER GOING
TO FIGURE OUT A RANDOM CODE?
THINK, FRANKIE, THINK!
PERHAPS IT WAS 65279.
[CHEESE SINGING THE CODE]
CHEESE KNOWS THE CODE!
LET'S GET HIM!
WHAT?
NO!
YOU'RE GONNA FREAK HIM OUT.
[CHEESE SINGING THE CODE]
[SHOUTING]
AAH!
WILT, QUICK, RUN TO THE
STORE AND BUY A NET.
I THINK WE'RE GONNA NEED IT.
AAH!
BACK TO FOSTER'S!
I'M JIGGLING!
ALL RIGHT, NOW THAT MASTER
CHEESE IS HERE, WE CAN EXTRACT
THE CODE FROM HIM POST-HASTE.
AAH!
HMM. C-SHARP.
[SCREAMING]
THAT'S NOT THE CODE.
HE'S JUST SCREAMING BECAUSE
SOMEBODY FREAKED HIM OUT!
HOW DO WE GET THE CODE NOW?
IT'S FINE.
WE'VE JUST GOT TO CALM HIM DOWN.
HOW?
DON'T WORRY, MAC.
I AM A PROFESSIONAL CAREGIVER.
I CAN TOTALLY HANDLE THIS.
♪ ROCK-A-BYE BABY
ON THE TREETOP
WHEN THE WIND BLOWS
THE CRADLE WILL ROCK
WHEN THE BOUGH BREAKS
THE CRADLE WILL FALL... ♪
FALL?
[SCREAMING]
SHH! OH, JEEZ.
OK.
♪ JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL
TO FETCH A PAIL OF WATER
- JACK FELL DOWN AND BROKE HIS... ♪ - >> BROKE?
[SCREAMING]
OH, I KNOW.
♪ THE ITSY-BITSY SPIDER... ♪
SPIDERS?
AAH!
- >> ♪ BAA, BAA, BLACK SHEEP - HAVE YOU ANY... ♪
SHEEP? AAH!
PATTY CAKE, PATTY CAKE.
CAKE? AAH!
[CLUCKING "3 BLIND MICE"]
COCO? AAH!
HEY, FRANKIE, I GOT THAT NET.
THANKS, WILT.
- I NEED YOU TO GO GET A BOOK OF - NURSERY RHYMES.
QUICK!
SOMEONE THINK OF ANOTHER SONG!
SOMETHING THAT'S NOT SCARY.
I'VE GOT ONE.
♪ GREAT GREEN GOBS OF GREASY
GRIMY GOPHER GUTS
MUTILATED MONKEY MEAT... ♪
BLOO!
WAIT, FRANKIE, LOOK.
♪ GREAT GREEN GOBS OF GREASY
GRIMY GOPHER GUTS FLOATING IN
MY ICE CREAM
AND I DON'T GOT A SPOON ♪
NO SPOON?
AAH!
THIS IS FUN.
BLOO!
OK, FRANKIE, YOU CAN HANDLE
THIS.
AAH!
IT'S ALL RIGHT, BABY.
DON'T CRY!
FEEL BETTER NOW?
WOULD YOU LIKE TO SING THAT
SONG FOR US NOW?
NOW HOW DOES THAT PWETTY WITTLE
SONG GO?
♪ BAA, BAA, BLACK SHEEP... ♪
SHEEP?
AAH!
[PHONE RINGING]
NOW'S NOT A GOOD TIME.
OH, MS. PIERSON FROM CHANNEL 6.
NO, NO, NOW'S A GREAT TIME.
TOTALLY GREAT. YEAH? UH-HUH?
AN HOUR EARLIER?
SURE, NO PROB.
SEE YOU THEN.
I LIKE THIS GAME.
HA HA!
WE'RE PLAYING A GAME.
OH, BORING!
WHEN DID THINGS GET BORING
AGAIN?
WELL, THIS GAME ISN'T BORING.
IT HAS PRIZES.
PRIZES?
PRIZES!
HERE ARE THE RULES.
I'M GOING TO ASK YOU ALL TO
SING A SONG.
IF YOU SING IT RIGHT, YOU GET
THE PRIZE!
PRIZES, PRIZES, PRIZES,
PRIZES, PRIZES!
MAC, SING "CAMPTOWN LADIES."
UH, OK.
- ♪ CAMPTOWN LADIES, SING THIS - SONG... ♪
YAY, VERY GOOD, MAC.
YOU WIN A PIECE OF CANDY.
OH, HA HA!
HEY, THAT'S A...
HERE'S YOUR CANDY, MAC.
MMM. CANDY.
CANDY. MY TURN, MY TURN.
OK, CHEESE.
YES? YES?
FOR YOUR TURN...
YES? YES?
I WANT YOU TO SING...
YES? YES?
THE SECRET CODE TO THE
SECURITY SYSTEM.
YA HA!
- ♪ TAKE A PICKLE IN THE CAR - GIVES YOU RELISH IN A JAR! ♪
YAY!
CANDY! CANDY! CANDY! CANDY!
- >> CHEESE, THAT'S THE WRONG - SONG.
I CAN'T GIVE YOU CANDY UNTIL
YOU SING IT RIGHT.
AAH!
BUT YOU SAID, YOU SAID.
LADY, LADY, YOU SAID!
I LIKE CANDY.
CANDY IS BROKEN!
UHH!
HELP ME, MAC.
- IN ALL MY LIFE, I HAVE NEVER - MET, SEEN, OR EVER HEARD OF
ANYONE MORE INSANE OR
AGGRAVATING OR CAPABLE OF
- DRIVING YOU TO THE VERY BRINK - OF INSANITY!
HI, EVERYBODY!
AM I LATE FOR THE NEWS SHOW?
OH, NO!
WHY'S EVERYBODY OUTSIDE?
- ARE WE GONNA DO THE NEWS - OUTSIDE?
- BECAUSE I THOUGHT THAT WE WERE - GONNA DO IT INSIDE BECAUSE OF
- ALL THE EMBARRASSING ACACIA - TREES BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, ACACIA
- TREES WENT OUT OF STYLE IN, - LIKE, 1993...
GOO!
WHAT?
SHH.
ALL RIGHT, THAT CANDY THING
ALMOST WORKED.
IF I JUST HAD SOME REAL CANDY.
- >> FRANKIE, I HAVE THAT... - >> THANKS.
NOW I NEED YOU TO GO GET ME
SOME CANDY.
- >> FRANKIE, MAYBE GOO CAN HELP - US.
WITH WHAT?
- >> OK, SO WE CAN'T GET INTO THE - HOUSE BECAUSE MR. HERRIMAN
- INSTALLED A NEW ALARM SYSTEM - AND PUT IN THE CODE WRONG AND
- NOW WE'RE LOCKED OUT AND THE - ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS THE CODE IS
CHEESE.
- BUT HE ONLY KNOWS IT IN SONG - FORM AND NO MATTER WHAT WE TRY,
WE CAN'T GET HIM TO SING IT TO
US.
OH, YEAH, YEAH.
I HAVE RINGWORM.
MAC, MAC, MAC, MAC.
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
- >> FRANKIE, FRANKIE, FRANKIE, - FRANKIE, FRANKIE.
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE THESE
THINGS TO THE PROFESSIONALS?
[DANCE MUSIC]
♪ BEEP ♪
[MUSIC]
♪ BOP ♪
[MUSIC]
♪ BOOP ♪
YOU GUYS GETTING THIS?
- ♪ BEEP, BOP, BOOP, BEEP BOP - BOOP ♪
THE CODE! THE CODE!
- ♪ BEEP, BOP, BOOP ♪ - IT'S THE FIRST 3 NOTES OF THE
CODE.
[MUSIC]
IS HE BROKEN?
DO IT!
HE WANTS YOU TO DO IT, TOO.
♪ BOOP ♪
♪ BOP ♪
♪ BEEP ♪
EVERYBODY!
♪ BOOP ♪
JUST DO IT!
DO WHATEVER HE WANTS!
♪ BOOP ♪
♪ BOP
BOOP ♪
NO, WAIT!
♪ BOOP ♪
NO, STOP!
♪ BOP ♪
STOP!
THIS ISN'T WORKING!
YOU'RE ALL MAKING IT WORSE!
WOO HOO!
THIS IS SO AWESOME!
HOW LONG IS THIS CODE?
♪ BOOP ♪
COME ON! COME ON!
WHAT'S NEXT? WHAT'S NEXT?
I THINK HE'S DONE.
DONE?
CAN I HAVE SOME FISHY CRACKERS?
YOU'RE A GENIUS!
CAN I HAVE SOME FISHY
CRACKERS?
DID YOU GET IT ALL?
YEAH. YEAH, I THINK I
ACTUALLY DID.
DO IT, MAC.
PRESS ENTER.
[ALARM RINGING]
YEAH, I LIKE FISHY CRACKERS!
YOU!
- IF YOU HAD ONLY LISTENED TO ONE - OF THE THOUSAND TIMES I TOLD
YOU, YOU DON'T LIVE HERE!
GO HOME!
CHEESE!
HEY, FRANKIE, I GOT THAT
CA...
HEY, FRANKIE, I GOT THAT
CA...
IMAGINARY FRIENDS, THE BELOVED
COMPANIONS OF OUR CHILDREN.
BUT WHAT HAPPENS TO THEM WHEN
THEIR CREATORS ARE GROWN?
DO THEY GO OFF TO SOME
WONDERFUL CARE FACILITY THAT
LOVES AND NURTURES THEM?
NO.
FOSTER'S HOME FOR IMAGINARY
FRIENDS, AN ANCIENT, DECREPIT
DOMICILE THAT HAS FALLEN INTO A
DESPERATE STATE OF DISREPAIR.
A PLACE WHERE IMAGINARY FRIENDS
ARE NEGLECTED AND OUR CHERISHED
CHILDHOOD MEMORIES ARE
FORGOTTEN, FORCED TO LIVE IN
SQUALOR.
A FOSTER HOME THAT BUYS CANDY
INSTEAD OF EVEN THE MOST BASIC
ARTICLES OF CLOTHING.
[CRYING]
TRAGIC, SIMPLY TRAGIC.
EVEN THE CARETAKERS ARE
INSENSITIVE TO THE PLIGHT OF
THESE ORPHAN FRIENDS.
GO HOME!
BUT AS IN ALL STORIES OF
MISERY AND SUFFERING, THERE IS
STILL COURAGE AND HOPE.
- JUST ASK THIS LITTLE GUY RIGHT - HERE.
- >> ♪ SPRINKLE, SPRINKLE, LITTLE - BAR
WHAT I WONDER IS A CAT ♪
THIS HEROIC LITTLE IMAGINARY
FRIEND WHO, AGAINST ALL ODDS,
CAN STILL FIND A REASON TO
SMILE.
I HAVE GINGIVITIS.
YES, YES.
- AND YOU CAN HELP THIS WONDERFUL - LITTLE FELLOW.
- THE FRIENDS AT FOSTER'S HAVE - BEEN SUFFERING, AND WE NEED
YOUR HELP.
WE NEED FOOD, YEAH, AND
SHELTER.
THAT'S IT! BECAUSE FOSTER'S HAS
BEEN LIKE THIS FOR LIKE, ALWAYS.
YEAH!
ALL WE NEED IS SOME CASH.
YOU CAN HELP THESE LITTLE
FRIENDS IN NEED BY SENDING A
GENEROUS DONATION TO FOSTER'S
HOME FOR IMAGINARY FRIENDS.
1123 WILSON WAY.
AND THANK YOU FOR CARING.
BLECH! HA HA!
- >> HERE YOU ARE, MA'AM, THE - FINEST SECURITY SYSTEM MONEY
CAN BUY.
QUITE A PRETTY PENNY.
CHARITY, MY FRIEND.
SWEET, SWEET CHARITY.
SYSTEM ARMED.
SYSTEM UNARMED.
CHEESE, GO HOME!
OK.
I HAVE DANDRUFF!
I HAVE ATHLETE'S FOOT!
I HAVE A TAPEWORM.
I HAVE MANGE!
I HAVE DERMATITIS.
I HAVE ACNE!
I HAVE ENTERITIS!
I HAVE TONSILLITIS!
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