1 00:00:16,500 --> 00:00:21,348 Hi. I hate myself. 2 00:00:21,455 --> 00:00:23,522 Leave a message. 3 00:00:23,559 --> 00:00:27,775 Darren, you dumb son of a bitch, stop wallowing in self pity and wake up. 4 00:00:28,037 --> 00:00:32,071 Christ. All right, look. I'm already on my way to Philly for the weekend. 5 00:00:32,132 --> 00:00:34,170 Lindsay’s being a bitch about something. 6 00:00:34,221 --> 00:00:36,569 Someone told her I banged her older sister, which I did. 7 00:00:36,620 --> 00:00:39,074 But it was while we broke up for that week in September. 8 00:00:39,099 --> 00:00:41,844 I don't know why she’s so pissed about it. But anyway, I gotta head down there 9 00:00:41,911 --> 00:00:45,797 before she goes ballistic on me. But, um, back to my point. I… 10 00:00:56,760 --> 00:01:00,166 Hi. I hate myself. 11 00:01:00,207 --> 00:01:02,215 Leave a message. 12 00:01:02,225 --> 00:01:06,208 Darren, you dipshit. I know you're still sleeping. 13 00:01:06,356 --> 00:01:10,341 So wake up. I found a way for your ass to stay in school. 14 00:01:11,250 --> 00:01:14,016 Okay, man look. I felt kinda bad 15 00:01:14,113 --> 00:01:17,344 about the whole thing with the alcohol violation, and your scholarship. 16 00:01:17,442 --> 00:01:19,523 You're the one that threw the party, you asshole. 17 00:01:19,675 --> 00:01:23,204 I'm the one that threw the party, and I'm the asshole. I know. 18 00:01:23,321 --> 00:01:26,618 So I guess you could say this is my way of making it up to you. 19 00:01:26,680 --> 00:01:30,549 Okay? Now look on my desk. 20 00:01:30,621 --> 00:01:33,724 There are 50 pills of ecstasy, and one of my pagers. 21 00:01:33,842 --> 00:01:36,247 Now you have to remember there's no voicemail on that one 22 00:01:36,286 --> 00:01:39,927 so the numbers are gonna come straight through, okay? 23 00:01:39,967 --> 00:01:42,753 Look, exams are over, my man, and you know are gonna wanna get down … 24 00:01:42,790 --> 00:01:44,906 What the fuck are you talking about, Coleman? I can’t do this. 25 00:01:44,937 --> 00:01:48,508 Sure you can. - I am not like you. I'm not a fucking drug dealer. 26 00:01:48,533 --> 00:01:51,769 What are you thinking, man? Are you crazy? - Darren, you'll do fine. 27 00:01:51,786 --> 00:01:54,749 But, uh, no, this… - No. No buts. 28 00:01:54,790 --> 00:01:56,804 I am gonna fucking get arrested. 29 00:01:56,823 --> 00:02:00,037 Look, man. It’s only one day, and no one’s gonna notice you. 30 00:02:00,068 --> 00:02:03,396 I have to turn in a paper on Dante’s Inferno today. 31 00:02:03,427 --> 00:02:05,417 Look, man, uh, I gotta go. 32 00:02:05,465 --> 00:02:07,504 You're, you're breakin’ up here really bad. Listen hang in there, buddy, bye. 33 00:02:07,529 --> 00:02:09,545 No, don't you fucking hang up this... Coleman! Coleman, 34 00:02:09,561 --> 00:02:12,971 I can’t do this. I'm not gonna do this. Fuck! 35 00:02:32,557 --> 00:02:35,579 Holy shit. 36 00:02:42,613 --> 00:02:45,620 I hate you, Coleman! 37 00:02:53,900 --> 00:02:57,822 #FIFTY PILLS# 38 00:04:43,601 --> 00:04:46,275 #NEW YORK CITY# 39 00:04:46,331 --> 00:04:49,787 #FOUR MONTHS EARLIER# 40 00:05:04,475 --> 00:05:06,613 #COLEMAN# 41 00:05:06,653 --> 00:05:08,733 My first year at college. 42 00:05:08,790 --> 00:05:12,910 It’s about damn time. That’s what you're supposed to say, right? 43 00:05:17,169 --> 00:05:21,596 Within 10 minutes, I met my new roommate, Coleman. 44 00:05:22,246 --> 00:05:25,241 From the first time I saw him, I knew I’d never met anybody like him. 45 00:05:25,313 --> 00:05:29,448 Yo, yo, Green Day. What the fuck, does this look like my bathroom? 46 00:05:29,483 --> 00:05:32,796 What are you gonna do next, take a shit on my bed? - Yo, man, sorry. 47 00:05:32,837 --> 00:05:34,999 Yeah, don't be sorry, just fix it. It’s simple. 48 00:05:36,761 --> 00:05:40,324 Hey, what’s up, man, I'm Coleman. 49 00:05:41,050 --> 00:05:43,539 I didn’t know if I wanted to know anybody like him. 50 00:05:43,580 --> 00:05:48,178 It made me wonder why his parents sent movers instead of coming by themselves. 51 00:05:48,812 --> 00:05:53,711 Mine, mine wanted to. Just they really couldn’t take the time off of work. 52 00:05:59,108 --> 00:06:01,343 Do well, son. 53 00:06:02,799 --> 00:06:06,799 First time away from home? - Yeah. I went to camp, though, once. 54 00:06:07,985 --> 00:06:11,231 You ever had international phone sex? - What? 55 00:06:11,272 --> 00:06:13,793 Wait, hold that thought. Uh, do you smoke? 56 00:06:13,833 --> 00:06:17,455 Hell yeah, I'm from North Carolina, come on. 57 00:06:19,092 --> 00:06:21,908 I grew up on these things. 58 00:06:29,507 --> 00:06:32,763 That’s okay. Enjoy. 59 00:06:35,958 --> 00:06:38,628 You can’t imagine how rad it is to get off while talking to some chick 60 00:06:38,683 --> 00:06:42,017 on another continent who’s getting off, and sometimes in a language 61 00:06:42,084 --> 00:06:45,694 that you don't even speak. Kicks ass. 62 00:06:46,445 --> 00:06:50,846 I was impressed. It was either at that moment or somewhere near it 63 00:06:50,911 --> 00:06:53,945 that Coleman became my new personal hero. 64 00:06:53,990 --> 00:06:57,829 It’s like this. If you act like the fuckin’ man… 65 00:06:58,110 --> 00:07:01,829 …and you think you're the fuckin’ man, then nothing is gonna make 66 00:07:01,866 --> 00:07:05,817 that other schmuck lookin’ up to you think that you're not the fuckin’ man. 67 00:07:05,863 --> 00:07:10,213 Everything in life involves a little creativity. 68 00:07:10,254 --> 00:07:12,270 It literally took Coleman about five minutes… 69 00:07:12,325 --> 00:07:15,403 No, no, no, no, no. Four minutes, 15 seconds, please. 70 00:07:15,452 --> 00:07:20,357 Four minutes, 15 seconds to realize that we had to have a moving in party. 71 00:07:20,424 --> 00:07:22,478 The best way to have a good party is… 72 00:07:22,523 --> 00:07:27,627 To fucking advertise. New York, I'm here, bitches! 73 00:07:29,155 --> 00:07:31,737 Apparently, summer internships at his father’s 74 00:07:31,786 --> 00:07:36,069 multimillion dollar PR firm really paid off. 75 00:07:39,973 --> 00:07:43,358 Yeah, you know that’s what I'm packin’. 76 00:07:43,399 --> 00:07:45,607 Dude. - What? 77 00:07:45,617 --> 00:07:49,007 Did they pretend they don't like it? They fuckin’ love it. 78 00:07:49,033 --> 00:07:51,121 You know, I doubt it. 79 00:07:51,160 --> 00:07:55,545 Why do you think they come here? Same reason you did. 80 00:07:55,581 --> 00:07:57,774 To learn? 81 00:08:08,641 --> 00:08:12,349 Yeah, welcome. 82 00:08:12,423 --> 00:08:15,013 Okay, everybody, let’s go, party’s over, come on. 83 00:08:15,028 --> 00:08:19,040 Make sure you take cabs. - I know. Stupid. Really stupid. 84 00:08:19,066 --> 00:08:22,522 This is when I realized that Coleman should be no one’s personal hero. 85 00:08:22,559 --> 00:08:25,089 See, what we failed to realize was that if we write about the party 86 00:08:25,115 --> 00:08:28,944 on every whiteboard in the dorm, the RAs are gonna see it too. 87 00:08:29,027 --> 00:08:31,563 Darren Giles. Welcome to college. 88 00:08:31,695 --> 00:08:33,787 Yeah, I think we’re gonna have to write you guys up. 89 00:08:33,859 --> 00:08:37,757 No, you don't have to… - Check, check, three checks. 90 00:08:37,787 --> 00:08:41,674 That’s a lotta checks. - You guys are like a couple of Germans. 91 00:08:43,102 --> 00:08:45,175 I don't even know what that means. 92 00:08:45,205 --> 00:08:50,369 You see, what happened is we invited this guy that lives on our hall to come over 93 00:08:50,389 --> 00:08:53,474 and hang out, and it just got outrageous. I don't know what happened. 94 00:08:53,525 --> 00:08:55,531 Could this have had anything to do with it? 95 00:08:55,546 --> 00:08:57,623 You're not in Kansas anymore, Dorothy, 96 00:08:57,655 --> 00:09:02,179 so get your ass down to room 315 tonight and meet the real Tin Man? 97 00:09:02,833 --> 00:09:05,993 Well, he - he looks happy. 98 00:09:07,894 --> 00:09:11,986 And how about this? - That? That belongs to Coleman. 99 00:09:12,042 --> 00:09:14,071 Christ, I made that thing with some friends in high school. 100 00:09:14,117 --> 00:09:17,875 It’s for show. I drink out of glasses. I would never use something like that. 101 00:09:17,915 --> 00:09:20,109 You and your roommate are going on probation 102 00:09:20,140 --> 00:09:22,344 On probation? - Probation. 103 00:09:22,361 --> 00:09:25,220 What do you wanna do next? You wanna put a collar around my nutsack? 104 00:09:26,703 --> 00:09:29,286 Yes, sir? - Felicia, 105 00:09:29,322 --> 00:09:32,966 bring a collar for his nutsack. And you goin’ on probation today. 106 00:09:33,039 --> 00:09:36,554 You goin’ on probation as of two minutes after you leave here. 107 00:09:36,618 --> 00:09:39,908 And if you try it, if you have a little one, if you have a little tiny drink, 108 00:09:39,934 --> 00:09:41,956 you are goin’ to lose that scholarship, 109 00:09:41,993 --> 00:09:45,418 you are going to lose your financial aid, and I will personally make sure 110 00:09:45,453 --> 00:09:49,507 that you never go to another university for the rest of your life. 111 00:09:50,735 --> 00:09:54,265 From the second day of my college existence, I had one strike against me. 112 00:09:57,328 --> 00:10:00,926 So, now all we had to do was be good. 113 00:10:01,019 --> 00:10:06,033 And we were good. Good at not getting caught again. 114 00:10:47,575 --> 00:10:49,852 Believe it or not, I was actually looking forward 115 00:10:49,853 --> 00:10:52,456 to Thanksgiving break with my parents. 116 00:10:52,457 --> 00:10:56,907 Clean sheets, toilet paper, a refrigerator. 117 00:10:57,161 --> 00:10:59,861 With food in it. 118 00:11:03,440 --> 00:11:06,916 Doreen, you have outdone yourself with that stuffing. Fantastic. 119 00:11:09,935 --> 00:11:13,610 Son, your mother and I have something we’d like to tell you. 120 00:11:13,652 --> 00:11:16,482 Yeah. No need to be alarmed… 121 00:11:16,590 --> 00:11:18,633 …what’s the best way to put this? 122 00:11:18,670 --> 00:11:22,632 I don't know, the best way to put it is that we’re going through a few changes. 123 00:11:22,679 --> 00:11:25,812 Yeah, we’re, uh… - You're not pregnant, are you? 124 00:11:26,048 --> 00:11:28,303 No. 125 00:11:28,411 --> 00:11:32,183 No, no. I should be so lucky, huh? - What the hell does that mean? 126 00:11:32,245 --> 00:11:34,830 Harold, it’s been four months, and if it weren’t for Mr. Red upstairs, 127 00:11:34,858 --> 00:11:36,856 I’d probably have lost my mind. 128 00:11:36,970 --> 00:11:40,311 Damn, Mom, that’sdisgusting! We’re eating. - Don't say damn to your mother. 129 00:11:40,342 --> 00:11:42,345 And you don't have to bring up our intimate times in front of the boy. 130 00:11:42,375 --> 00:11:44,373 Well, honey, a little companionship in that department would be very nice. 131 00:11:44,388 --> 00:11:46,810 I can't believe this. - I’m gonna go upstairs. 132 00:11:46,841 --> 00:11:49,898 I'm allergic to the Viagra. - What? 133 00:11:49,934 --> 00:11:53,189 Yeah, uh, it makes me sweat, and gives me wet shits. 134 00:11:53,240 --> 00:11:55,935 Oh, I am sorry. I mental images are. 135 00:11:56,007 --> 00:11:58,399 Honey, that was the kielbasa. - You sit down. It’s not the kielbasa. 136 00:11:58,429 --> 00:12:00,464 We had to sent that carpet to the cleaners. It cost a fortune. 137 00:12:00,491 --> 00:12:02,994 Sit. Talk. 138 00:12:03,520 --> 00:12:05,690 Son, I have something very important I wanna tell you. 139 00:12:05,731 --> 00:12:08,633 Don't you wanna hear it? - Fine. 140 00:12:13,434 --> 00:12:15,980 Son, your father’s been laid off. 141 00:12:16,031 --> 00:12:19,020 They're replacing me with a damned laptop computer. 142 00:12:19,042 --> 00:12:21,195 Windows 98, or some foul thing. 143 00:12:21,230 --> 00:12:23,711 I'm sorry, Dad. That’s - that’s really screwed up. 144 00:12:23,773 --> 00:12:26,063 No, it’s fucked up, is what it is. 145 00:12:26,114 --> 00:12:28,735 Let’s, you know, call a spade a spade. 146 00:12:32,243 --> 00:12:34,512 I - I have to get that. 147 00:12:37,447 --> 00:12:40,156 What was with you bringing up our sex life in front of him? 148 00:12:41,409 --> 00:12:44,132 Hello? - Mr. Darren. 149 00:12:44,158 --> 00:12:46,464 How did I know it would be you? 150 00:12:46,474 --> 00:12:49,036 #GRACIE# - Gracie was at the party we threw that first night. 151 00:12:49,148 --> 00:12:53,887 For some reason, she was talking to me. 152 00:12:55,315 --> 00:12:59,416 Jesus Christ. Oh my God. 153 00:12:59,454 --> 00:13:01,543 It wasn’t longer than the whiteboard. 154 00:13:01,553 --> 00:13:03,878 Oh, I don't know, I didn’t see. 155 00:13:03,919 --> 00:13:06,419 I didn’t mean to. 156 00:13:06,460 --> 00:13:11,557 All right, here’s to new beginnings, and all that shit. 157 00:13:14,420 --> 00:13:17,227 I need a refill, though. 158 00:13:17,554 --> 00:13:21,087 Well, maybe next time. 159 00:13:21,315 --> 00:13:23,898 Definitely. 160 00:13:54,349 --> 00:13:58,561 That Gracie chick is hot, man. You should tap it. 161 00:13:59,511 --> 00:14:03,401 Dude, she just broke up with her boyfriend like two days ago. 162 00:14:03,432 --> 00:14:06,332 I don't really think she was ready to jump into another relationship. 163 00:14:07,155 --> 00:14:10,827 Who’s talking about a relationship? I'm just saying she’s got the hot ass, is all. 164 00:14:14,029 --> 00:14:17,764 All right. I'm goin’ to bed. 165 00:14:18,935 --> 00:14:22,094 Mr. Darren. - How did I know it would be you? 166 00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:24,134 Having fun in the bible belt? 167 00:14:24,151 --> 00:14:27,299 Does hearing about your parents’ sex life constitute as fun? 168 00:14:27,361 --> 00:14:30,780 I would think no. - Yeah, I agree. 169 00:14:31,137 --> 00:14:36,297 Do you, like, when I get back, do you wanna go have dinner or something? 170 00:14:37,968 --> 00:14:40,867 Invitation accepted. 171 00:14:40,909 --> 00:14:43,577 Yeah, 'cause we, you know, we could bring, like, friends and stuff like that. 172 00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:45,866 We could, you know, go in a group or somethin’. 173 00:14:45,932 --> 00:14:48,202 Okay, sure. 174 00:14:48,595 --> 00:14:52,631 I’d better get going. Michelle’s interpretive dance show is about to start. 175 00:14:52,652 --> 00:14:55,250 I... okay. - Good night, Darren. 176 00:14:55,332 --> 00:14:57,477 Bye, see you. 177 00:15:01,185 --> 00:15:04,961 Greasy, greasy, greasy. 178 00:15:07,267 --> 00:15:10,452 Greasy? 179 00:15:27,459 --> 00:15:31,815 I was just curious. Shit. 180 00:15:48,216 --> 00:15:50,622 Bumpin’ uglies is not appropriate dinner conversation. 181 00:15:50,633 --> 00:15:52,862 Honey, he’s very upset. Why don't you have a talk with him? 182 00:15:52,908 --> 00:15:55,742 I think he’s upset because you have a talk. You have the rapport with him. 183 00:15:55,790 --> 00:15:58,010 Why don't you establish a rapport with him and have a relationship 184 00:15:58,070 --> 00:16:00,336 with somebody in this family, huh? - Go on, go on. 185 00:16:05,320 --> 00:16:09,404 Fine. I’ll talk to him. - Woman’s job to talk to her son. 186 00:16:26,488 --> 00:16:31,472 Honey? Darren? Sweetie? 187 00:16:32,362 --> 00:16:35,006 You know, Dad and I didn’t mean to scare you. 188 00:16:39,929 --> 00:16:42,658 Honey? 189 00:16:43,695 --> 00:16:47,956 Sweetie, we just, well, I’d really rather talk to you face to face. 190 00:16:48,296 --> 00:16:52,125 Can I come in? - Yeah. 191 00:16:52,186 --> 00:16:54,410 Okay. 192 00:16:55,130 --> 00:16:58,356 Mom! God! 193 00:17:01,557 --> 00:17:05,990 Oh my God. 194 00:17:06,051 --> 00:17:09,313 You're gay! 195 00:17:12,595 --> 00:17:15,192 Close the door! 196 00:17:16,629 --> 00:17:19,010 It has nothing to do with your sex life or me not wanting to be here. 197 00:17:19,025 --> 00:17:22,636 I just have to get home and protect my room. - Son, son, be honest with me. 198 00:17:22,681 --> 00:17:26,139 Do you have a boyfriend that you're going back to New York to see? Do you? 199 00:17:26,168 --> 00:17:29,077 It’s okay you. - I am not gay! What’s wrong with you? 200 00:17:29,114 --> 00:17:31,843 Shh, keep it down. 201 00:17:32,366 --> 00:17:35,171 Put the window down. Put it down. 202 00:17:35,402 --> 00:17:37,716 Oh, honey. - Come on, come on, now. 203 00:17:37,762 --> 00:17:40,104 Don't leave us like this. You know, I looked it up on the Internet last night. 204 00:17:40,125 --> 00:17:42,115 It’s okay to be gay. It’s almost natural. 205 00:17:42,161 --> 00:17:44,244 Honey, why don't you just stay a couple more days? 206 00:17:44,285 --> 00:17:47,425 We can work this out, son. I’ll go to a gay bar with you. One step at a time. 207 00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:49,889 Honey, if you have a special friend, you can bring him home. 208 00:17:49,951 --> 00:17:52,287 We’ll hang a gay flag in the front of the house. 209 00:17:52,338 --> 00:17:54,568 Honey, we understand these things. - Yeah, we do. 210 00:17:54,598 --> 00:17:56,716 We saw “Philadelphia.” - We loved it! 211 00:17:57,611 --> 00:17:59,924 All I wanted to do was get home, 212 00:17:59,925 --> 00:18:03,595 have a few beers, and party with my friends. 213 00:18:03,642 --> 00:18:05,771 But they weren’t there. 214 00:18:05,772 --> 00:18:09,400 Coleman wasn’t even there. Then, I saw why. 215 00:18:11,939 --> 00:18:15,173 Apparently, Coleman had thrown a party while I was away, 216 00:18:15,174 --> 00:18:17,860 and guess what? It got busted. Now you would think 217 00:18:17,921 --> 00:18:21,628 that because I wasn’t there, I wouldn’t be in trouble, right? 218 00:18:21,776 --> 00:18:24,430 No. A bottle of vodka in my refrigerator 219 00:18:24,431 --> 00:18:27,282 made it my responsibility and my problem. 220 00:18:27,568 --> 00:18:31,888 I was fucked. My scholarship was gone, and without that money, 221 00:18:31,981 --> 00:18:35,703 I couldn’t even register for classes next semester. 222 00:19:00,083 --> 00:19:04,056 So here I am, a thousand dollars short, 24 hours to pay it, 223 00:19:04,199 --> 00:19:07,583 50 pills of ecstasy, and I'm actually contemplating doing this. 224 00:19:07,665 --> 00:19:10,486 #THE DAY BEGINS# 225 00:19:11,848 --> 00:19:13,836 Hey. - Hey. 226 00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:16,662 Good morning to you, too. 227 00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:21,148 It’s D day. - I know. 228 00:19:21,590 --> 00:19:26,480 Sorry. God, you’ve really cleaned this place out. 229 00:19:26,523 --> 00:19:29,490 Yeah, I'm just, you know, scraping at the bottom of the barrel now. 230 00:19:29,733 --> 00:19:34,885 There’s nothing left. But I'm, you know, I could ask my parents, 231 00:19:35,434 --> 00:19:37,579 it’s just that they don't have it. 232 00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:41,571 And my grandparents, I already tapped them out, so. 233 00:19:43,717 --> 00:19:47,607 Hey, what’s up, Darren? Uh, you still wanna do that deal, dude? 234 00:19:47,700 --> 00:19:50,742 Yeah. Yeah. 235 00:19:50,864 --> 00:19:53,006 Deal? 236 00:19:58,674 --> 00:20:00,685 Ten bucks, right, dude? 237 00:20:00,727 --> 00:20:04,073 Yeah, you got it, man. Thanks. 238 00:20:04,202 --> 00:20:07,407 I fuckin’ love David Duchovny. 239 00:20:10,068 --> 00:20:13,185 What? - Nothing. I just... 240 00:20:15,240 --> 00:20:18,174 What? - Nothing. Don't worry about it. 241 00:20:19,140 --> 00:20:21,573 I just thought Coleman might be rubbing off on you 242 00:20:21,645 --> 00:20:23,864 a little bit too much for your own good. 243 00:20:23,941 --> 00:20:27,852 Oh, no. That’s funny. 244 00:20:28,175 --> 00:20:32,843 God, I can’t imagine this place without you. Is that weird? 245 00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:39,855 Well, let’s not go getting all sentimental. I have to run an errand with Michelle. 246 00:20:40,372 --> 00:20:42,402 But I’ll see you for the Christmas fundraiser? 247 00:20:42,458 --> 00:20:44,890 Hell yeah, definitely. I will be there. 248 00:20:44,942 --> 00:20:48,434 Okay. I’ll be there until 9:00, but dress warm, 'cause it’s gonna be cold out. 249 00:20:48,721 --> 00:20:52,106 You're not gonna believe this, but I just sold my jacket. 250 00:20:53,174 --> 00:20:58,072 Okay. I’ll bring blankets. - Okay. 251 00:20:58,159 --> 00:21:02,141 Okay. Hey, don't worry about this stuff. Okay? 252 00:21:02,263 --> 00:21:06,537 You'll figure something out. 'Cause you're good at this sort of thing. 253 00:21:07,810 --> 00:21:09,947 Yeah. 254 00:21:21,751 --> 00:21:24,015 Hi. Hi, sir. 255 00:21:24,062 --> 00:21:27,738 Good morning, Darren. - Something I can help you with? 256 00:21:27,774 --> 00:21:31,619 I got a call from the finance department. I think you know what they had to say. 257 00:21:31,915 --> 00:21:36,685 I know. I mean, um, what, what am I supposed to do? 258 00:21:36,772 --> 00:21:41,153 You know, can’t you help, or? I wasn’t here when they got written up. You know that. 259 00:21:41,209 --> 00:21:45,218 My hands are tied. It’s policy. And if I could do something, 260 00:21:46,528 --> 00:21:51,678 I... you're a good kid. I wish I could help. I'm sorry. 261 00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:55,403 No, sir, there’s nothing you can do. 262 00:21:55,525 --> 00:22:00,040 Look. I’ll hold off on filing the move order until Monday. 263 00:22:00,091 --> 00:22:02,273 But if you don't get this straightened out with them by then, 264 00:22:02,309 --> 00:22:05,478 security will enforce your removal from the building, you understand me? 265 00:22:05,576 --> 00:22:07,896 Yeah. Yeah, thank you. 266 00:22:07,959 --> 00:22:10,632 Wish there was more I could do. 267 00:22:11,782 --> 00:22:14,355 Yeah, me too. 268 00:23:00,039 --> 00:23:02,227 Hey. Did somebody just page me? 269 00:23:02,267 --> 00:23:05,568 I heard you, uh, got some real kickin’ shit. How much is a pill? 270 00:23:05,646 --> 00:23:08,324 Uh, 20. Twenty, uh, I mean, um… 271 00:23:08,366 --> 00:23:10,749 Oh, 20, well, okay, sounds cool, sounds cool. 272 00:23:10,764 --> 00:23:12,752 All right, let me talk to my boys real quick. 273 00:23:12,789 --> 00:23:15,364 Okay, but you know what? Maybe you should… - …just call back later. 274 00:23:17,998 --> 00:23:20,553 #EDUARDO# 275 00:23:23,124 --> 00:23:25,168 It’s a university number, yo. 276 00:23:25,215 --> 00:23:27,539 Yeah, man, what did you say this cockfaced man was again? 277 00:23:27,587 --> 00:23:30,101 Coleman, man, like the cooler. 278 00:23:30,147 --> 00:23:33,526 Why you so pissed at this guy, Ed? - I can't tell you, man. 279 00:23:33,568 --> 00:23:36,277 Man, but you expect us to go over there and bust up this college prick, 280 00:23:36,377 --> 00:23:38,940 but you can’t tell us why. - It’s embarrassing, V. 281 00:23:38,966 --> 00:23:41,173 Man, we can't justify crippling some dude on a whim. 282 00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:43,849 Yeah, Little Steve’s just not that kinda guy. - Yeah. - Right. 283 00:23:43,882 --> 00:23:47,996 I was at Vinyl, right? And I see some super sharp lookin’ motherfucka, right? 284 00:23:48,078 --> 00:23:51,765 But he sells cocaine, okay? So, you know, I buy some, whatever. 285 00:23:51,815 --> 00:23:54,406 I go, you know, I go to the bathroom, I sniff snort some shit up. 286 00:23:54,442 --> 00:23:57,142 Next thing I know, I shit in my pants, man, 287 00:23:57,171 --> 00:23:59,906 in the middle of my Hammer dance, bro. - Yeah, we heard about that shit. 288 00:23:59,948 --> 00:24:02,162 That was you? - Now you know why I got this, motherfucka. 289 00:24:02,223 --> 00:24:04,900 Oh, whoa, whoa! Put that thing down. 290 00:24:04,937 --> 00:24:07,795 Come on, man. Put the gun down. - No. - What you gonna do with that? 291 00:24:07,852 --> 00:24:10,050 I’m gonna bust a motherfuckin’ cap in his ass. - Shoot your foot off. 292 00:24:10,091 --> 00:24:12,597 Hey, you ain’t never shot a gun before. - Yeah, I have, dude. 293 00:24:12,631 --> 00:24:15,431 I fuckin’ know how to use this shit. I read the instructions, motherfucka. 294 00:24:51,507 --> 00:24:53,899 I am technically a virgin. - Oh, yeah. 295 00:24:54,843 --> 00:24:56,906 Whatever. 296 00:24:56,951 --> 00:24:59,697 Don't let her give you the wrong impression. 297 00:24:59,765 --> 00:25:03,941 Unless you think it might be the right impression. 298 00:25:05,735 --> 00:25:09,400 All right, then. So let’s get down to business. 299 00:25:09,503 --> 00:25:14,621 Yeah, great. These are 20 apiece. And, how many do you need? 300 00:25:15,183 --> 00:25:17,928 We need four. 301 00:25:17,969 --> 00:25:20,724 Eighty bucks? 302 00:25:20,780 --> 00:25:25,973 Would you excuse us for just one second? Just… 303 00:25:31,369 --> 00:25:35,913 Well, we do have an hour or so to kill. 304 00:25:37,232 --> 00:25:40,767 How about a proposition? 305 00:25:41,069 --> 00:25:43,257 Okay. 306 00:25:43,297 --> 00:25:47,125 Maybe there’d be some other way of paying for these pills? 307 00:25:47,226 --> 00:25:49,952 I don't know exactly what you mean. 308 00:25:52,671 --> 00:25:57,823 We’d have a real good time, if you know what I mean. 309 00:25:58,009 --> 00:26:00,954 I'm gonna fuck you with my strap on. 310 00:26:02,763 --> 00:26:05,796 I am not really in the position to be… 311 00:26:05,848 --> 00:26:08,529 Oh, I like your choice of words. 312 00:26:08,647 --> 00:26:13,556 Position. So. What do you say? Hm? 313 00:26:16,424 --> 00:26:20,519 No, I can’t. I'm sorry. Twenty apiece. I'm sorry. 314 00:26:22,174 --> 00:26:24,733 Fine. 315 00:26:28,129 --> 00:26:30,230 Thanks. - Yeah. - Thank you. 316 00:26:30,266 --> 00:26:32,396 ‘Kay. See ya later. 317 00:26:34,325 --> 00:26:39,085 Here we go, here we go. Coleman, you little fuckin’ slut. Graves Hall. 318 00:26:39,315 --> 00:26:41,713 They don't give you the fuckin’ room number, though. 319 00:26:41,806 --> 00:26:44,289 I don't know why you're wasting your time with the little bitch. 320 00:26:44,980 --> 00:26:48,492 It’s the principle of the matter, bro. - Man, what are you talkin’ about? 321 00:26:48,554 --> 00:26:50,771 Tell him, tell him. Tell him. 322 00:26:51,407 --> 00:26:54,150 Principle of the matter. And don't be using my shit to prove your point. 323 00:26:54,190 --> 00:26:57,456 Whatever. - It’s something I came up with a few years back. 324 00:26:57,564 --> 00:27:02,253 You know, it’s like a philosophy. You know, it’s kind of like a force. 325 00:27:02,314 --> 00:27:05,789 A force. - But the principle of the matter here is I don't feel like 326 00:27:05,826 --> 00:27:08,228 chasin’ some little college biotch around all day. 327 00:27:08,285 --> 00:27:10,723 You know what? I'm with him. I’m with him. 328 00:27:10,779 --> 00:27:12,833 No, no, but you know what? You know what? 329 00:27:12,856 --> 00:27:16,261 It’s 'cause you don't understand. You guys don't understand. That’s why. 330 00:27:16,515 --> 00:27:20,132 I understand fine. And I think Little Steve understands fine, too. 331 00:27:20,910 --> 00:27:25,367 You couldn’t handle your junk, you shit your pants doin’ the Hammer dance. 332 00:27:25,868 --> 00:27:28,515 I mean, good God, who wouldn’t blame somebody else? 333 00:27:28,655 --> 00:27:30,734 I've done the Hammer dance so many times, I never shit in my pants. 334 00:27:30,790 --> 00:27:33,843 I know it was the coke, dude. He was dealing some bunk shit. 335 00:27:33,935 --> 00:27:37,235 Oh, my God. - Okay? You don't do that to other people. 336 00:27:37,236 --> 00:27:39,258 People don't do that to other people. 337 00:27:39,825 --> 00:27:42,336 You don't do that to other people? What’s it, bad for business? 338 00:27:42,423 --> 00:27:44,411 It’s drug dealing, ya asshole. 339 00:27:44,456 --> 00:27:47,830 Not the most ethical business in the world. God. What’s he talkin’ about? 340 00:27:47,892 --> 00:27:50,189 Fuck youse. - Fuck it. Jesus. 341 00:27:50,272 --> 00:27:52,715 All we gotta do is get in the dorm. 342 00:27:52,726 --> 00:27:55,285 Man, I used to date this chick, she went to school there, and they got this, 343 00:27:55,321 --> 00:27:57,596 coat of arms shit where they don't, like, lock the doors or some shit. 344 00:27:57,672 --> 00:28:00,257 Oh, shit. Man, it’s honor code, man. 345 00:28:00,305 --> 00:28:02,330 Honor code. - Yeah, the fuckin’ honor code. 346 00:28:02,349 --> 00:28:05,166 You ever go to college? - Yeah I went to college. I went to junior college. 347 00:28:05,218 --> 00:28:07,278 You used to pick me up every day, remember? 348 00:28:07,324 --> 00:28:10,074 Junior college for Junior Sanchez. 349 00:28:10,173 --> 00:28:13,410 That’s funny, yeah, yeah. That’s funny, that’s funny. Fuck you, man. 350 00:28:30,767 --> 00:28:33,022 Oh, I love you, Coleman. 351 00:28:35,036 --> 00:28:37,158 I know. 352 00:28:37,204 --> 00:28:40,066 You know what? 353 00:28:41,155 --> 00:28:46,338 I know you love me, and I really like you for that. 354 00:28:46,773 --> 00:28:49,579 So say it, then. 355 00:28:52,174 --> 00:28:57,195 I really like you. A lot. 356 00:28:59,096 --> 00:29:02,582 Oh my God. You know what? 357 00:29:02,650 --> 00:29:04,832 Oh, shit. Should I get this? 358 00:29:04,862 --> 00:29:07,445 No. I think you should get out, is more like it. 359 00:29:07,522 --> 00:29:10,233 Look, don't be irrational, okay? I drove all the way down here. 360 00:29:10,269 --> 00:29:12,406 Yeah, and you won't even say I love you. 361 00:29:12,452 --> 00:29:15,448 Well, that’s a word I like to save for very special situations. 362 00:29:15,488 --> 00:29:18,019 I am your girlfriend. - Okay. 363 00:29:18,039 --> 00:29:20,979 Since the ninth grade! - Yeah, I see where you're going here. 364 00:29:21,025 --> 00:29:23,009 I don't even know why I put up with this anymore. 365 00:29:23,069 --> 00:29:25,473 You know, honey, this might be important. 366 00:29:25,512 --> 00:29:27,741 You know what? I think you should just get out. 367 00:29:27,768 --> 00:29:29,835 I don't even wanna look at you right now. Get out. 368 00:29:29,896 --> 00:29:32,180 Oh, right. Here we go again. Okay. 369 00:29:32,195 --> 00:29:35,176 You slept with my sister. - Yeah, and I thought we were past that already. 370 00:29:35,227 --> 00:29:37,660 Out! 371 00:29:37,908 --> 00:29:40,262 Wait. 372 00:29:42,431 --> 00:29:47,410 You know, it’s not like I slept with some random girl, okay? 373 00:29:48,197 --> 00:29:50,436 At least you know her. - Out! 374 00:29:50,483 --> 00:29:52,481 Fine. Fine. 375 00:29:52,954 --> 00:29:54,991 Fuck! 376 00:29:55,074 --> 00:29:59,360 Press pound for more options. - I hate you, Coleman. 377 00:30:18,275 --> 00:30:21,537 #PETUNIA# 378 00:30:32,610 --> 00:30:36,384 Come on in, it’s open. 379 00:30:44,225 --> 00:30:48,985 Hello. I'm sorry, I think I just have the wrong house. 380 00:30:49,031 --> 00:30:53,848 Are you sure? You're the young man with the ecstasy, aren’t you? 381 00:30:54,844 --> 00:30:57,492 I guess so. 382 00:30:57,569 --> 00:31:01,874 Well just go on downstairs. My granddaughter is waiting for you. 383 00:31:06,992 --> 00:31:09,508 Go on. 384 00:31:09,635 --> 00:31:12,477 Okay. 385 00:31:41,013 --> 00:31:43,408 Yes. 386 00:31:58,422 --> 00:32:03,436 Yes. You like that, you bitch. 387 00:32:03,437 --> 00:32:05,609 What? What? 388 00:32:06,290 --> 00:32:10,738 What are you looking at? Fuck you. Fuck you. 389 00:32:10,952 --> 00:32:15,223 Fuck. Yeah, take it, take it, you love it. 390 00:32:15,309 --> 00:32:18,233 Yes. You like that? 391 00:32:19,062 --> 00:32:21,192 What the fuck do you want? 392 00:32:21,356 --> 00:32:24,454 Didn’t you call me? I mean, this is… 393 00:32:24,506 --> 00:32:28,722 Shut up. Come here. 394 00:32:31,396 --> 00:32:34,106 What, you want to be one of my little bitches, too? 395 00:32:34,700 --> 00:32:39,015 No, no. I'm not really, I don't... I don't wanna be… 396 00:32:39,091 --> 00:32:41,722 Bitch. Say it. It’s, uh, it’s healthy. It feels good. 397 00:32:41,761 --> 00:32:44,213 A bitch. - Say it! Scream it! 398 00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:48,611 Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! - Good. Now come here. 399 00:32:48,922 --> 00:32:53,710 Shit, sorry, dude. Sorry, man. - Shut up. He probably liked it. 400 00:32:53,841 --> 00:32:55,907 Do you have what I want? 401 00:32:56,145 --> 00:32:58,140 They're in my pocket. And you... I can't really 402 00:32:58,141 --> 00:33:00,635 get into my pocket right now if your hands is and my balls. 403 00:33:00,706 --> 00:33:04,209 Fine by me. No fun for you. 404 00:33:05,323 --> 00:33:07,695 How many do you want? 405 00:33:07,813 --> 00:33:12,277 Well, I need one for myself, three for these pathetic creatures, 406 00:33:12,278 --> 00:33:17,291 and three for the pathetic assholes I have coming next hour. So, seven. 407 00:33:17,418 --> 00:33:21,008 Yeah. That’s $140. 408 00:33:22,619 --> 00:33:26,155 I bind them so they cannot move. 409 00:33:26,916 --> 00:33:32,075 And then, and only then I give them the ecstasy. 410 00:33:32,358 --> 00:33:35,970 No touch. No movement. 411 00:33:36,037 --> 00:33:39,954 It is the modern future of sadomasochistic torture, if you ask me. 412 00:33:39,995 --> 00:33:41,995 Yeah. Sounds cool. 413 00:33:42,035 --> 00:33:46,887 Yes, it’s cool, it’s really cool. Stupid idiot money. 414 00:33:48,585 --> 00:33:51,125 Petunia, honey. Jessica’s on the phone. 415 00:33:51,171 --> 00:33:55,159 Grandma! It’s Madam P. In this room, 416 00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:57,818 I am known as Madam P. 417 00:33:58,399 --> 00:34:01,008 All right, honey. 418 00:34:03,251 --> 00:34:07,483 Leave now. - Yes, Petunia. Madam. Madam. 419 00:34:10,009 --> 00:34:12,295 And you! And you! You bitch. 420 00:34:12,330 --> 00:34:15,571 Shut up. Shut up, Seoul Man, shut up! 421 00:34:16,471 --> 00:34:20,530 Seoul Man? - Yeah, you like that? 422 00:34:20,628 --> 00:34:23,295 Seoul Man was something of a New York legend. 423 00:34:23,372 --> 00:34:27,029 The biggest, baddest, Blackest drug dealer you'd ever seen in your life. 424 00:34:27,877 --> 00:34:31,582 And I just stepped on his hand. 425 00:34:32,114 --> 00:34:36,056 Hello? - Hi. Is this Darren, the ecstasy guy? 426 00:34:36,118 --> 00:34:39,128 Yeah. - So it is true. 427 00:34:39,168 --> 00:34:42,636 Gracie? Where’d you hear that from? 428 00:34:42,687 --> 00:34:45,492 Well, darling, it’s all anyone is talking about these days. 429 00:34:46,255 --> 00:34:48,592 That’s just fantastic. 430 00:34:48,719 --> 00:34:52,522 I'm just kidding. I saw Daniel in Liquid Sky a few minutes ago. 431 00:34:54,169 --> 00:34:57,221 Meet me in my room in, like, 15 minutes. We’re just getting back. 432 00:34:58,258 --> 00:35:00,780 Will do. See ya then. 433 00:35:01,516 --> 00:35:03,539 Shit. 434 00:35:28,868 --> 00:35:31,624 Goddamn it, Michelle. What in the hell are you doing? 435 00:35:31,664 --> 00:35:35,034 Trust me, it’s better. It used to smell like 1969 in here. 436 00:35:35,076 --> 00:35:37,789 Relax. Paul is gone for the weekend. 437 00:35:37,810 --> 00:35:41,763 I know, but Albert is roaming the halls, and he’s, like, tougher than a tiger. 438 00:35:43,169 --> 00:35:46,076 A tiger. - Yes. And speaking of tigers, 439 00:35:46,077 --> 00:35:48,667 I have planned the ultimate door party for this evening. 440 00:35:49,218 --> 00:35:51,270 Well, what the hell does that have to do with a tiger? 441 00:35:51,306 --> 00:35:53,469 No idea. 442 00:35:53,693 --> 00:35:55,995 So. 443 00:35:56,061 --> 00:35:58,106 I have to pee. 444 00:35:58,187 --> 00:36:00,359 Thank you. That’s very helpful. 445 00:36:01,946 --> 00:36:05,187 Hey. - Hey. 446 00:36:05,385 --> 00:36:07,967 She’s driving me up the wall. 447 00:36:08,039 --> 00:36:11,209 I can tell. 448 00:36:12,456 --> 00:36:15,959 So why are you doing this? Seriously? 449 00:36:16,624 --> 00:36:19,236 You know why. 450 00:36:19,334 --> 00:36:21,491 I wish you would have told me about it this morning. 451 00:36:21,522 --> 00:36:24,435 I didn’t know I was gonna do it. 452 00:36:24,558 --> 00:36:26,569 Can you just get a loan or something? 453 00:36:26,635 --> 00:36:30,258 I tried that. I mean, I'm on probation. I can’t get a loan. 454 00:36:32,048 --> 00:36:34,523 You just, you gotta find something else. 455 00:36:35,699 --> 00:36:40,781 Okay. I’ll try. I really will try. 456 00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:45,222 All systems are go. - My turn. 457 00:36:45,258 --> 00:36:47,679 I feel left out of this. 458 00:36:47,741 --> 00:36:51,579 We’re doing a cleanse. - My idea. - Go figure. 459 00:36:51,630 --> 00:36:56,759 So I was thinking. I don't even know why I would help you, 460 00:36:57,417 --> 00:37:00,009 but I do have my cousin Ralphie that 461 00:37:00,010 --> 00:37:03,433 might be interested that I could possibly call. 462 00:37:04,271 --> 00:37:06,338 Oh, thanks, yeah. 463 00:37:06,375 --> 00:37:09,657 He’s a little weird. Really sweet, though. 464 00:37:09,743 --> 00:37:13,106 He dropped out of BC three years ago, after he inherited his trust 465 00:37:13,134 --> 00:37:17,018 when he turned 21. And then he won the lottery like a week later. 466 00:37:17,069 --> 00:37:19,150 I would have dropped out too. 467 00:37:19,160 --> 00:37:23,009 No, see, that’s the thing. He didn’t win, like, the big lottery. 468 00:37:23,060 --> 00:37:28,254 He just won, like, 20 scratch off tickets that he cashed out for $7,000. 469 00:37:28,874 --> 00:37:31,322 But he said it was a sign from God. 470 00:37:33,214 --> 00:37:38,000 Anyways, now he’s just a lonely Internet trader. 471 00:37:38,001 --> 00:37:42,881 Like you'll be someday. - Thanks, Pothead. 472 00:37:50,430 --> 00:37:53,248 You should call him, probably, maybe. 473 00:37:54,214 --> 00:37:56,647 Don't tell Gracie about this, ‘kay? 474 00:37:56,648 --> 00:37:59,496 Just, I kinda wanna keep her out of it. 475 00:38:00,789 --> 00:38:04,893 Sure. - Thank you. 476 00:38:06,949 --> 00:38:09,907 Oh, please, no more. You are such a cunt. 477 00:38:09,947 --> 00:38:11,942 She’s not a cunt, she’s the coolest girl I know. 478 00:38:12,005 --> 00:38:14,253 Can I be a cunt when I grow up? 479 00:38:14,488 --> 00:38:16,823 Only if you work really, really hard at it. 480 00:38:16,859 --> 00:38:18,866 Okay. Hey, don't forget. 481 00:38:18,892 --> 00:38:22,358 Six o’clock, homeless kids, Christmas trees, got it. 482 00:38:26,427 --> 00:38:30,481 Get off my bed. - Fuck you, bitch. 483 00:39:18,178 --> 00:39:20,214 #RALPHIE# 484 00:39:20,258 --> 00:39:22,728 Hey, hey how’s it goin’? - Ralph? 485 00:39:22,764 --> 00:39:24,885 Come on in, yeah, yeah, absolutely. 486 00:39:24,931 --> 00:39:26,974 Hey, hey, you want a beer or something, man? 487 00:39:27,048 --> 00:39:31,335 I got Carl Strauss, southern California’s finest. 488 00:39:32,147 --> 00:39:34,777 You know what? I'm gonna have one myself right here. 489 00:39:35,637 --> 00:39:38,262 Hey, thanks, yeah. 490 00:39:38,890 --> 00:39:41,410 Here you go. - Thanks. 491 00:39:41,560 --> 00:39:46,620 So word is you got the E bombs, right? 492 00:39:47,371 --> 00:39:52,407 The word? - Yeah. That's, that’s what Michelle said. 493 00:39:52,424 --> 00:39:54,497 Yeah, yeah, Michelle, okay. - Yeah. 494 00:39:54,548 --> 00:39:57,243 That’s different, yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah. Here you go. I got ‘em. 495 00:39:57,392 --> 00:40:00,498 Awesome, awesome. Yeah, yeah. 496 00:40:00,499 --> 00:40:03,282 Let me get eight of ‘em. 497 00:40:03,450 --> 00:40:08,225 Eight? - Yeah. - All right. - Yeah. 498 00:40:09,939 --> 00:40:12,656 Yeah. You know what? I think I want 10. 499 00:40:12,707 --> 00:40:14,835 All right. Ten’s even better. 500 00:40:14,874 --> 00:40:20,005 Yeah, I think ten’ll be good. Ten is perfect, yeah. 501 00:40:20,300 --> 00:40:23,826 No, no. That’s crazy. Ten is, 10 is absolutely crazy. 502 00:40:23,877 --> 00:40:27,241 That... I'm sorry. My bad, my bad. Eight. 503 00:40:27,338 --> 00:40:30,022 Yeah, oh… - Eight. Ten is way too much. Just lemme have eight. 504 00:40:30,371 --> 00:40:33,652 You don't wanna kill yourself. - No, exactly. Exact... gimme 10. 505 00:40:34,520 --> 00:40:37,747 You sure? - Gimme 10. Ten. 506 00:40:37,870 --> 00:40:40,104 ‘Kay. - Yeah. Yeah. 507 00:40:41,628 --> 00:40:43,678 That’s, that’s 200 bills, dude. 508 00:40:43,745 --> 00:40:48,832 Dude, I just got off work, man. God, what a friggin’ day. 509 00:40:48,899 --> 00:40:53,131 You know, my laptop completely just crashed. Done. 510 00:40:53,540 --> 00:40:57,115 So I spent the whole day trading at the copy center over on Waverly. 511 00:40:57,420 --> 00:41:00,512 And lemme tell you something. Those people over there, they got issues. 512 00:41:00,646 --> 00:41:03,489 Yeah? - God, yeah, dude. Yeah. 513 00:41:03,490 --> 00:41:08,626 Look, man. We’ll get to business in a bit. Do you mind if I? 514 00:41:10,103 --> 00:41:12,536 Oh, no, shit. No, yeah, you can take one. 515 00:41:12,583 --> 00:41:14,652 You sure? - Yeah. 516 00:41:14,733 --> 00:41:19,306 All right, awesome. I have been waiting all day for this, man. 517 00:41:19,337 --> 00:41:23,165 Oh, my God. Jesus, I'm so glad you got here, man. 518 00:41:24,482 --> 00:41:27,202 Oh, God. 519 00:41:35,287 --> 00:41:38,246 Sit down, take it easy. 520 00:41:38,333 --> 00:41:41,527 Go ahead. There ya go. 521 00:41:53,115 --> 00:41:57,740 Before we go any further, I gotta ask you a question. 522 00:41:57,781 --> 00:42:01,303 Now this is totally, 100% serious. 523 00:42:02,278 --> 00:42:04,359 Okay. 524 00:42:04,805 --> 00:42:07,509 Are you into the Strokes? 525 00:42:07,572 --> 00:42:10,925 I mean, I saw them down at CBGB’s before they were anybody with my cousin. 526 00:42:11,002 --> 00:42:15,658 They were awesome. - I'm not talking about the fucking band. 527 00:42:18,849 --> 00:42:23,865 Dude, contrary to what many people think, I am not gay. 528 00:42:23,961 --> 00:42:26,261 Do I give off some kind of gay vibe, or something? 529 00:42:26,323 --> 00:42:31,384 Look, look. I am not talkin’ about swabbin’ the poop deck either, man. 530 00:42:31,532 --> 00:42:35,121 I’m talkin’ about Different Strokes. 531 00:42:37,068 --> 00:42:42,256 Yeah, only the greatest television show ever made? Yeah? 532 00:42:43,072 --> 00:42:46,456 See, that’s the problem, man. People - people don't even know about it anymore. 533 00:42:46,537 --> 00:42:50,719 'Cause the networks, they don't even put it on. And TV Land? 534 00:42:51,252 --> 00:42:56,328 TV Land can go fuck themselves, putting it on all late at night. 535 00:42:56,472 --> 00:42:59,779 Not showin’ it the proper respect that it deserves. 536 00:43:00,325 --> 00:43:05,480 My dream is to buy the rights of that show from NBC 537 00:43:05,786 --> 00:43:09,628 and put it on in rotation at a decent hour. 538 00:43:09,837 --> 00:43:12,422 The show deserves no less, man. 539 00:43:12,631 --> 00:43:16,711 I mean, that show was so ahead of its time. I mean, come on. 540 00:43:16,859 --> 00:43:22,029 Interracial families? That is some heavy shit for network TV back in the day. 541 00:43:23,199 --> 00:43:27,305 Yeah, I remember, like, what you talkin’ about, Willis? 542 00:43:29,724 --> 00:43:32,719 You are so goddamn right, brother. 543 00:43:32,804 --> 00:43:35,267 And it’s not just Willis. 544 00:43:35,268 --> 00:43:39,307 It is what everyone was talkin’ ‘bout. 545 00:43:39,992 --> 00:43:44,919 Hey, let me ask you something. So you're down with the show, right? 546 00:43:46,081 --> 00:43:48,264 Well, uh, yeah… 547 00:43:48,385 --> 00:43:51,070 Yes, man. I mean, today is your lucky day. 548 00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:56,473 Today is the luckiest day that you have ever had. 549 00:44:11,824 --> 00:44:14,409 You know? 550 00:44:15,503 --> 00:44:19,690 I really like you. A lot. 551 00:44:23,798 --> 00:44:26,124 Really? 552 00:44:26,176 --> 00:44:30,700 Yeah. Really. 553 00:44:49,488 --> 00:44:52,805 Oh, you dick tease. 554 00:44:53,153 --> 00:44:56,114 Child molestation? I mean, come on, man. 555 00:44:56,115 --> 00:44:59,222 No other show even touches on that shit. 556 00:45:01,205 --> 00:45:04,513 Oh. I gotta go take care of some business right here. 557 00:45:05,504 --> 00:45:08,776 Hey, do you think you should be doing business in your condition? 558 00:45:09,155 --> 00:45:13,381 Yeah? Yeah. 559 00:45:13,437 --> 00:45:15,716 I know it’s a fuckin’ big deal. 560 00:45:16,726 --> 00:45:18,739 You want an answer? Huh? 561 00:45:18,791 --> 00:45:22,274 You want an answer? I’ll give you a fuckin’ answer. 562 00:45:22,730 --> 00:45:27,915 Why don't you take those fuckin’ papers and shove them up your ass? 563 00:45:28,195 --> 00:45:32,030 Yeah. Yeah, I know it’s a big deal. 564 00:45:34,239 --> 00:45:37,669 Well, I’ll fuckin’ take care of it tomorrow, okay? 565 00:45:37,821 --> 00:45:41,355 Yeah. Yeah, I know it’s all on the fuckin’ line right now. 566 00:45:41,713 --> 00:45:46,155 Yeah. All right. All right! All right. 567 00:45:49,887 --> 00:45:52,781 It’s my mom. 568 00:45:53,011 --> 00:45:55,352 Aw, shit, man, shit, I gotta go. 569 00:45:55,398 --> 00:45:57,433 Really? - Yeah. 570 00:45:57,489 --> 00:46:02,597 Hey, listen. Just so you know, you could stay here as long as you wanna, man. 571 00:46:02,658 --> 00:46:05,428 It’s cool. Chill out, and just so you know, man. 572 00:46:06,814 --> 00:46:09,475 All that stuff, that had nothing to do with you, man. - No. 573 00:46:10,210 --> 00:46:14,482 That was between me, her, and some late fees on some videos, man. 574 00:46:14,535 --> 00:46:16,717 It has nothing to do with you, I promise. 575 00:46:16,736 --> 00:46:19,286 Yeah, I know. I just I have, you know, my business, 576 00:46:19,318 --> 00:46:21,429 and I gotta take it when I can get it, you know? 577 00:46:21,446 --> 00:46:23,583 Hey, I understand, man. I'm with you. 578 00:46:23,584 --> 00:46:26,644 Let me, let me give you some scratch, buddy. ‘Kay? 579 00:46:26,690 --> 00:46:29,378 Thank you. - Yeah, dude. - Thank you for this. 580 00:46:29,506 --> 00:46:31,725 Yeah, yeah. Yeah. 581 00:46:34,725 --> 00:46:37,276 You take a check? 582 00:46:37,573 --> 00:46:40,763 Yeah, uh, yeah. - Is that cool, or what? Is that fine? 583 00:46:40,816 --> 00:46:43,303 That’s cool. - It’s cool? - That’s cool. Just… 584 00:46:43,340 --> 00:46:45,367 All right. - …make it out to Darren Giles. 585 00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:48,451 All right. All right. - Just, Giles, G,I… 586 00:46:48,516 --> 00:46:51,847 Darren? - Darren. 587 00:46:51,996 --> 00:46:54,551 Giles. Giles? G… 588 00:46:54,612 --> 00:46:57,982 G, I… - I… - L, E… 589 00:46:58,085 --> 00:47:02,498 E and S. Darren Giles. All right, man. All right, buddy. 590 00:47:03,503 --> 00:47:07,069 I got this. Here you go, man. - Yeah. 591 00:47:08,290 --> 00:47:11,433 That’s for you, man. - Thank you. - Yeah. - Thank you very much. Thanks. 592 00:47:11,496 --> 00:47:14,103 Hey, hey. Hey, what are you guys doin’ this weekend, huh? 593 00:47:14,195 --> 00:47:16,236 You know, we’re probably just going to the dorm to have a party. 594 00:47:16,362 --> 00:47:18,465 You know, Michelle. - Yeah, you guys live close to each other, right? 595 00:47:18,525 --> 00:47:20,544 Like, two doors down. - That’s cool. 596 00:47:20,590 --> 00:47:22,654 All right, hey, man. Not tryin’ to hold you back. - No. 597 00:47:22,705 --> 00:47:25,373 You do what you gotta do. Hey, the elevator’s right over there. - Yup. 598 00:47:25,419 --> 00:47:27,930 Hey, it was great to meet you, man. - Yes. 599 00:47:27,949 --> 00:47:30,601 This was so awesome. 600 00:47:30,603 --> 00:47:33,784 God. That kid’s great. 601 00:47:34,442 --> 00:47:39,035 Smart, like that. Went to college. Hmm, yeah, yeah. 602 00:47:39,076 --> 00:47:42,439 Education. That’s good, good stuff. It shows. 603 00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:44,706 Kid’s got a brain on him. Yup. 604 00:47:48,285 --> 00:47:51,874 I'm gonna see that kid again. Our paths will cross. 605 00:48:10,737 --> 00:48:13,989 That’s good, yeah. 606 00:48:41,377 --> 00:48:43,876 What you talkin’ about, Darren? - Shut up. 607 00:48:43,932 --> 00:48:46,488 Why? - Because. Bitch. 608 00:48:47,056 --> 00:48:49,055 Did you just call her a bitch? 609 00:48:49,157 --> 00:48:53,655 No. Uh, where are you guys going? 610 00:48:53,723 --> 00:48:55,706 To get some pizza. Do you wanna come? 611 00:48:55,772 --> 00:48:58,323 I have to do my paper. 612 00:48:58,410 --> 00:49:00,552 Please? 613 00:49:00,834 --> 00:49:05,944 Okay. I can’t say no to that. Don't do that. 614 00:49:14,090 --> 00:49:16,768 Are you sure there isn't any meat on this? 615 00:49:16,810 --> 00:49:20,655 That’s the whole point of ordering a vegetarian slice. 616 00:49:20,803 --> 00:49:23,026 Do you think they use meat when they make their sauce? 617 00:49:23,083 --> 00:49:25,695 Michelle, it’s vegetarian. 618 00:49:25,771 --> 00:49:28,870 To use meat would defeat the whole purpose of using that word. 619 00:49:28,949 --> 00:49:33,426 You know, I heard that if you don't eat meat, it, like, intensifies your high. 620 00:49:33,493 --> 00:49:35,511 Bullshit. 621 00:49:35,581 --> 00:49:37,780 No, it’s, like, scientifically proven and stuff. 622 00:49:37,830 --> 00:49:42,979 Scientifically? - Do you have any documentation on that one? 623 00:49:43,025 --> 00:49:46,216 No, but I bet I could find some, smart guy. 624 00:49:46,529 --> 00:49:51,052 Well, see, the Deadheads discovered it back in the sixties, 625 00:49:51,108 --> 00:49:56,241 and then they passed it on to the, the fish people after Jerry died. 626 00:49:56,512 --> 00:49:58,598 And that’s why they're all vegans. 627 00:49:58,706 --> 00:50:01,588 That is the most asinine thing I've ever heard in my life. 628 00:50:02,168 --> 00:50:05,093 I don't have time for this. I have to go meet the tree guy. 629 00:50:05,138 --> 00:50:08,017 Yeah, I have to, uh, do my paper anyway. 630 00:50:09,239 --> 00:50:12,853 Okay, well. But I will see you at 6:00? 631 00:50:12,918 --> 00:50:15,597 Oh yeah. I’ll see you then. 632 00:50:16,433 --> 00:50:21,568 Well, I have to go do something too. 633 00:50:22,773 --> 00:50:27,133 And in conclusion, I believe Dante was right when he said life is hell. 634 00:50:27,186 --> 00:50:29,745 You start at the bottom, you work your way up to the top, 635 00:50:29,808 --> 00:50:33,616 and when you finally get there, you realize it’s still hell. 636 00:50:33,702 --> 00:50:38,108 And then you die. And done. 637 00:50:38,226 --> 00:50:40,562 Done! 638 00:50:42,175 --> 00:50:45,491 Hello? - Hey, Darren, it’s Scott. 639 00:50:45,547 --> 00:50:48,333 Hey, Scott, what’s up? - Nothin’ much, man. 640 00:50:48,379 --> 00:50:51,115 Nanny was wondering if you were comin’ to Long Island this weekend. 641 00:50:51,197 --> 00:50:54,325 Oh, man, I would love to, but I can’t… 642 00:50:54,484 --> 00:50:56,533 …I might come on Tuesday, right before I leave. 643 00:50:56,572 --> 00:50:59,162 Cool, cool. - Dude, no offense, but I gotta run. 644 00:50:59,387 --> 00:51:02,506 Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure, sure. Listen, real quick. One thing quickly… 645 00:51:02,578 --> 00:51:04,705 …I promise. - What’s up? Is everything all right? 646 00:51:04,781 --> 00:51:07,347 No, nothing like that. Yeah, everything’s fine. 647 00:51:07,475 --> 00:51:09,811 I was just wondering one quick thing. 648 00:51:09,894 --> 00:51:13,733 You remember that stuff you bought out a couple of weeks ago from your roommate? 649 00:51:14,490 --> 00:51:17,654 The, the ecstasy? - I do. 650 00:51:17,711 --> 00:51:19,936 Do you know where I can get any more of it? 651 00:51:19,937 --> 00:51:22,665 I have, like, a bunch of friends that want some, too. 652 00:51:22,730 --> 00:51:24,796 Do you know anybody that can help us out? 653 00:51:24,862 --> 00:51:27,227 Yeah, I’ll be there in an hour. - Great, great. 654 00:51:27,228 --> 00:51:29,888 Thank you. I’ll pay for your ticket, too, no problem. 655 00:51:30,133 --> 00:51:32,199 Awesome. See you soon. 656 00:51:36,188 --> 00:51:38,187 Party services. 657 00:51:38,258 --> 00:51:40,860 Dear God, Honey, he’s selling his body to the queers. 658 00:51:40,935 --> 00:51:42,996 Honey? It’s okay. 659 00:51:43,070 --> 00:51:45,858 You don't have to do this to get revenge on us. We understand. 660 00:51:45,971 --> 00:51:48,395 Please tell me you're using condoms. 661 00:51:48,456 --> 00:51:52,238 I am not gay! - Well, we’ll see about that. 662 00:51:52,331 --> 00:51:55,728 Look, I love you, but I have to go, okay? I don't have time for this. 663 00:51:55,729 --> 00:51:57,766 I have to go to Long Island to see Scott. 664 00:51:57,812 --> 00:52:00,076 Now, is Scott a friend, or is he more than a friend? 665 00:52:00,111 --> 00:52:02,797 Scott, my cousin, your nephew. Scott. - Oh, okay. 666 00:52:02,861 --> 00:52:05,690 Look, I'm gonna miss my train if I don't go right now, okay? 667 00:52:05,738 --> 00:52:08,543 I’ll call you on the weekend, bye. - Bye. 668 00:52:10,610 --> 00:52:14,109 Sounds like our son is in denial. - Yes indeedy. 669 00:52:14,181 --> 00:52:18,086 Yes indeedy. Sounds like he’s a chip off the old Uncle Greg. 670 00:52:21,381 --> 00:52:23,390 We’re going to take number one again this year. 671 00:52:23,391 --> 00:52:25,677 You comin’? - No. 672 00:52:34,903 --> 00:52:38,185 Hey, Scott. You'd better make that two hours. 673 00:52:46,435 --> 00:52:49,524 #PETUNIA... AGAIN# 674 00:52:52,511 --> 00:52:55,541 Yes, sir. Me and my friends are going to this party later on, 675 00:52:55,608 --> 00:52:59,136 and I promised them that I could get enough for all of us. 676 00:52:59,970 --> 00:53:02,879 That sounds just peachy. 677 00:53:03,293 --> 00:53:05,786 Peddling your dirty drugs in school. 678 00:53:05,855 --> 00:53:07,894 How dare you, young lady. 679 00:53:07,895 --> 00:53:11,531 This fine institution will not tolerate such behavior. 680 00:53:12,272 --> 00:53:14,782 You must be severely punished. 681 00:53:14,824 --> 00:53:19,630 I understand, sir. Here’s your money, mister. 682 00:53:19,921 --> 00:53:22,425 Thank you. 683 00:53:22,537 --> 00:53:25,595 Get over here right now, young lady. 684 00:53:25,737 --> 00:53:28,089 Yes, Principal Myers. 685 00:53:28,422 --> 00:53:30,576 I’ll see you, uh, later. 686 00:53:34,540 --> 00:53:36,604 Who’s your principal? - You are, sir. 687 00:53:37,361 --> 00:53:39,692 Who’s your principal? - You are, sir. 688 00:53:40,249 --> 00:53:42,718 You are, sir. You are, sir. 689 00:53:42,820 --> 00:53:46,046 You are, sir. Oh, God, I’ll never play again. 690 00:54:41,471 --> 00:54:43,993 #COUSIN SCOTT# 691 00:54:47,869 --> 00:54:49,850 Thanks for comin’ out here all of a sudden. 692 00:54:49,988 --> 00:54:52,738 I wouldn’t have called, but things have just gotten crazy. 693 00:54:52,774 --> 00:54:55,238 How’s that? - There’s only one guy 694 00:54:55,239 --> 00:54:57,381 in the whole school who can hook up some X, 695 00:54:57,519 --> 00:55:01,733 and he knows it, too. So he upped his price to $35 a pill. 696 00:55:01,800 --> 00:55:04,258 That’s ridiculous. - Yeah. 697 00:55:04,277 --> 00:55:08,343 Does, 20 sound better to you? - Yeah. Yeah. 698 00:55:08,408 --> 00:55:11,849 All right. How about a, um, bag of 10? 699 00:55:12,718 --> 00:55:15,959 Thank you so much. Ah. 700 00:55:18,955 --> 00:55:22,315 I'm sorry I can’t, like, stay any longer. I kinda gotta go. 701 00:55:22,385 --> 00:55:25,116 Aw, it’s cool. It’s... I’ll see you at Christmas. 702 00:55:25,181 --> 00:55:27,514 All right, that’s okay. Yeah. 703 00:55:27,562 --> 00:55:29,941 All right, thanks, Scott. - Thank you, dude. See ya. 704 00:55:45,465 --> 00:55:47,685 Got your eyes on him? - Yeah. 705 00:55:47,686 --> 00:55:50,223 I think this is the new kid on the block everyone was talkin’ about today. 706 00:55:50,411 --> 00:55:52,766 Think he’s a threat to The Seoul? - Yeah, I think he’s a fuckin’ threat. 707 00:55:52,808 --> 00:55:54,835 You fuckin’ with me, bitch? - Hey, look, 708 00:55:54,943 --> 00:55:57,114 I'm not tryin’ to step on anybody’s toes here, okay? 709 00:55:57,176 --> 00:55:59,354 But this must be one huge ass operation if he’s covering 710 00:55:59,421 --> 00:56:01,746 Manhattan and Strong Island in one day. 711 00:56:01,775 --> 00:56:04,266 Aight, bitch. I’ll take care of this shit. 712 00:56:05,115 --> 00:56:08,278 Yeah, looks like his train’s heading back to the city right now. 713 00:57:10,432 --> 00:57:12,510 What the hell is this? 714 00:57:12,664 --> 00:57:16,110 You think you can fuck with the man and get away with it. 715 00:57:16,182 --> 00:57:18,599 You think that Seoul Man doesn’t hear about everything 716 00:57:18,681 --> 00:57:20,901 that goes down in this motherfuckin’ city. 717 00:57:20,976 --> 00:57:23,257 What? Where the hell am I, man? 718 00:57:23,350 --> 00:57:27,934 'Cause he does. And he knows that you’ve been with his business today. 719 00:57:28,094 --> 00:57:32,760 And he don't like that at all little man. 'Cause Seoul may not be the biggest, 720 00:57:33,463 --> 00:57:36,656 but he’d fuck you up with a one inch punch, just like Bruce. 721 00:57:38,109 --> 00:57:40,888 Shit, you're The Seoul Man? 722 00:57:40,993 --> 00:57:44,593 I thought you were Black. - What? 723 00:57:44,782 --> 00:57:47,173 #THE SEOUL MAN# 724 00:57:47,226 --> 00:57:49,991 It’s Seoul, with an E? Like the capital of Korea? 725 00:57:50,032 --> 00:57:53,166 You dumb cracker. You know what we do with crackers around here? 726 00:57:53,412 --> 00:57:57,977 Dude, I just needed the money for one day. One day only, man. 727 00:57:59,823 --> 00:58:03,895 My roommate gave me the pills just so that I could get a bill paid for tomorrow. 728 00:58:03,957 --> 00:58:06,478 Just let me go for this one day. 729 00:58:06,540 --> 00:58:09,602 I promise you'll never hear from me again. I promise. 730 00:58:09,857 --> 00:58:12,982 Kinda bitch ass Nancy boy you think I am? 731 00:58:13,059 --> 00:58:15,494 Seoul Man don't play that way. No. 732 00:58:15,532 --> 00:58:18,336 He’s up at Scores, sipping cognac with Howard. 733 00:58:18,407 --> 00:58:21,642 Chillin’ Atlantic City, keepin’ that Jersey titty. 734 00:58:21,714 --> 00:58:25,738 I ain’t no bitch, and I definitely don't let no bitch talk to me that way. 735 00:58:25,813 --> 00:58:29,629 Ever. I put bitches and bitches like you in their place. 736 00:58:29,736 --> 00:58:31,742 Dude, I would never- I would- I wouldn’t even - 737 00:58:31,787 --> 00:58:34,154 I would never, man, shut the fuck up. 738 00:58:34,679 --> 00:58:36,671 Had enough of this shit. 739 00:58:36,672 --> 00:58:40,657 You pasty ass, inbred motherfucka. Cut this fool. 740 00:58:43,693 --> 00:58:47,542 Shut the fuck up, Seoul Man. - Hold it. 741 00:58:48,846 --> 00:58:52,124 What the fuck you say to Seoul? 742 00:58:52,166 --> 00:58:55,642 It’s the future of modern torture. 743 00:58:55,964 --> 00:59:01,083 I know who puts who in whose place. Bitch. 744 00:59:05,692 --> 00:59:08,929 Shit. 745 00:59:15,513 --> 00:59:20,442 Damn. Let’s roll. 746 00:59:23,198 --> 00:59:28,203 Wait. You guys aren’t gonna fuckin’ untie me, are ya? 747 00:59:28,540 --> 00:59:32,169 I don't even know where I am. 748 01:01:25,787 --> 01:01:29,877 Well, I'm here to give my cousin some soup, you know what I mean? 749 01:01:29,933 --> 01:01:34,917 She’s sick. She’s in need of my medical attention, is what it is. Okay? 750 01:01:35,199 --> 01:01:38,364 Somebody has to sign ya in if you wanna go upstairs. 751 01:01:38,423 --> 01:01:41,324 Really? - Yeah. - Did you not hear me? Are you stupid or somethin’? 752 01:01:41,350 --> 01:01:44,089 I said look, man, this is soup, okay? This is super soup. 753 01:01:44,131 --> 01:01:47,024 She needs super soup to get better. I told you, she’s sick. 754 01:01:47,085 --> 01:01:51,572 I don't care if she has malaria. No one gets upstairs unless they're signed in. 755 01:01:51,631 --> 01:01:54,028 Don't be coppin’ no attitude with me, all right? 756 01:01:54,085 --> 01:01:57,095 Hey, what kind of higher education is this, huh? 757 01:01:57,173 --> 01:02:01,267 Maybe I should tell the administration about this shit. 758 01:02:01,334 --> 01:02:04,268 I'm sure they would love if you took their shit up to them. 759 01:02:04,349 --> 01:02:08,015 Yeah? - Yeah. - Well, I got somethin’ for ya. It’s a big fat bowl of dicks. 760 01:02:08,075 --> 01:02:10,094 You wanna eat it, motherfucker? - Okay. 761 01:02:10,131 --> 01:02:12,917 Any time. Right now. Me and you. You take off that gun, I'm right here. 762 01:02:12,974 --> 01:02:15,519 Oh, any time, sonny boy. - I’m right here. You think I'm scared of you, bro? 763 01:02:15,563 --> 01:02:18,106 Junior… - Look, I'm almost laughing to you right now. You know what? 764 01:02:18,137 --> 01:02:21,638 You're so beautiful, I think you'd like my new dance. You like my new dance? 765 01:02:22,979 --> 01:02:25,530 How you like? That’s what I'm talkin’ about. 766 01:02:25,574 --> 01:02:27,947 You're a rent-a-cop. You ain’t shit, motherfucker. 767 01:02:27,988 --> 01:02:30,294 That’s why you're mad. I’ll sign here, motherfucker. 768 01:02:30,361 --> 01:02:35,203 Look. Let me in the motherfuckin’ elevator. Right now. right now. I’ll kill you. 769 01:02:35,268 --> 01:02:37,275 Chill out, chill out, chill out. Chill, chill, chill, chill. 770 01:02:37,377 --> 01:02:39,419 Jayne here is gonna sign us in. roommate. 771 01:02:39,441 --> 01:02:41,524 Oh yeah, she is? - Okay, good. Okay, good. 772 01:02:41,601 --> 01:02:43,608 Your cousin. She’s gonna sign in. - Right, right, right, right. 773 01:02:43,667 --> 01:02:45,740 Your cousin. Yeah, okay. Yeah, okay. Yeah, your cousin. 774 01:02:45,805 --> 01:02:47,860 Yeah, beautiful. - Come on. - How you like them apples? 775 01:02:49,409 --> 01:02:52,015 Come on. - Hey, keep the soup. 776 01:02:59,788 --> 01:03:02,375 Hey, when I find him? I'm gonna rip him a new asshole. 777 01:03:02,421 --> 01:03:05,105 What do you think about that, huh? 778 01:03:06,648 --> 01:03:09,618 She don't care, Ed. - It’s true. 779 01:03:09,684 --> 01:03:12,057 Yeah, yeah? Well, fuck you then, all right? 780 01:03:12,109 --> 01:03:16,442 Chill out, Ed. Listen, 781 01:03:17,093 --> 01:03:20,621 I think me and Jayne are gonna head up to her room for a little bit. 782 01:03:20,707 --> 01:03:24,131 What? Little Steve, how about you, man? 783 01:03:24,720 --> 01:03:26,764 Hey. Got a roommate, right? 784 01:03:26,865 --> 01:03:28,877 That’s fuckin’ great. Ooh, that’s great. 785 01:03:28,878 --> 01:03:30,903 That’s great. Bros before hos, remember that? 786 01:03:30,943 --> 01:03:33,872 Bros before hos? It even rhymes. Fuckers. 787 01:03:36,183 --> 01:03:38,284 ‘Scuse me. 788 01:03:43,428 --> 01:03:45,989 It’s your world, right? I just live in it? 789 01:03:49,858 --> 01:03:52,738 I must pee, and then I’ll be okay. 790 01:04:05,574 --> 01:04:09,664 Hello? Hey, man, I gotta piss. 791 01:04:11,862 --> 01:04:14,255 You here, man? 792 01:04:17,875 --> 01:04:19,861 Come on, man. 793 01:04:21,218 --> 01:04:24,056 Little Steve, I told you, I bruise like a peach. 794 01:04:24,659 --> 01:04:28,925 You, you, you. You, you. You know Coleman like the cooler? 795 01:04:28,951 --> 01:04:32,648 What? - Coleman, like the cooler. Coleman like the cooler! 796 01:04:32,725 --> 01:04:37,424 Coleman. Yeah, he’s a royal dick. He lives on the third floor, room 315. 797 01:04:37,530 --> 01:04:40,647 Three one five. - The guy is crazy. 798 01:04:41,878 --> 01:04:45,334 Eduardo, the third floor is downstairs. Come on, we better go. 799 01:04:50,663 --> 01:04:54,013 Hey, Chuck. 800 01:05:37,838 --> 01:05:39,997 Sorry. 801 01:05:44,334 --> 01:05:46,767 Thanks, 802 01:05:52,759 --> 01:05:55,317 what’s, what was your name again? 803 01:05:55,359 --> 01:05:58,358 Marla. - Marla? 804 01:06:04,944 --> 01:06:07,020 Why don't you stop by my room later? 805 01:06:07,119 --> 01:06:09,442 Actually, you know what? Don't worry about it. 806 01:06:16,835 --> 01:06:21,689 Fuck! 807 01:06:23,074 --> 01:06:26,356 That’s not the guy. - What’d you say? 808 01:06:26,473 --> 01:06:29,904 You shot me! - I said that’s not him. - He shot me, man. 809 01:06:29,977 --> 01:06:32,380 Should I shoot him again, just so he won’t tell anybody? What? 810 01:06:32,482 --> 01:06:35,890 Fuck no, man! - Go. Go, go, go, go, go. 811 01:06:35,946 --> 01:06:38,388 Fuck. Fuck. 812 01:06:49,435 --> 01:06:53,057 Hey. What the fuck are you guys doing to my door? 813 01:06:54,392 --> 01:06:56,582 Oh, shit. 814 01:07:12,384 --> 01:07:14,375 Hey, man. 815 01:07:14,431 --> 01:07:17,902 Yo, what the fuck happened to you, dude? 816 01:07:18,348 --> 01:07:21,615 How you doin’? What you need, you need smoke? - No. 817 01:07:21,670 --> 01:07:26,429 What you need, drugs? - I did the drugs. 818 01:07:26,505 --> 01:07:29,892 You look like you did the drugs. You need bitches? 819 01:07:30,607 --> 01:07:32,741 And I got bitches. C Low got flavors. 820 01:07:32,805 --> 01:07:35,460 I got blondes with black hair, I got black haired blondes, 821 01:07:35,506 --> 01:07:38,269 I got blondes with blue eyes, I got blondes black eyes, 822 01:07:38,270 --> 01:07:41,323 pistachi hos, strawberry dickery, butterican pinky 823 01:07:41,379 --> 01:07:43,442 I'm the only motherfucker with hos. 824 01:07:43,483 --> 01:07:46,078 Mocha, don't touch me, I will smack the shit out you, White boy. 825 01:07:46,163 --> 01:07:49,161 Right. - Put your hands to yourself. So what can I help you with? 826 01:07:50,392 --> 01:07:53,548 I need your coat. 827 01:07:54,334 --> 01:07:56,917 This is the fur of the century, 828 01:07:57,024 --> 01:08:00,490 with more sexual experiences than Wilt Chamberlain. 829 01:08:00,592 --> 01:08:02,685 This fur means more to me than most of my bitches. 830 01:08:03,498 --> 01:08:05,558 I’ll give you $300. 831 01:08:05,609 --> 01:08:10,561 And my bitches don't mean too much to me. Money talks, bitch. All right. Put it on. 832 01:08:10,850 --> 01:08:12,884 Yeah, I gotta check it out. 833 01:08:12,971 --> 01:08:15,067 Fix your pants, White boy. Fuck happened to you? 834 01:08:15,139 --> 01:08:17,685 Oh, I'm good. Yeah! 835 01:08:17,792 --> 01:08:20,682 Get the fuck outta here. Walk like a pimp, bitch. 836 01:08:22,790 --> 01:08:24,885 Walk like a pimp, bitch. 837 01:08:37,963 --> 01:08:42,150 Hey. Let me get this for you. - I got it. 838 01:08:43,090 --> 01:08:45,288 I'm so sorry. - It’s fine. 839 01:08:45,384 --> 01:08:47,422 It’s not fine. I know how much that meant to you, 840 01:08:47,523 --> 01:08:50,390 and I wanted to be there. I was on my way. 841 01:08:50,462 --> 01:08:53,779 I know what you were doing. That doesn’t make it any better. 842 01:08:54,516 --> 01:08:58,441 Gracie, Gracie, wait. Please. - Why? 843 01:09:00,195 --> 01:09:02,222 Look, I can’t imagine how let down you feel right now. 844 01:09:02,263 --> 01:09:04,484 All I wanted to do was be there. 845 01:09:04,530 --> 01:09:09,658 But you weren’t. Sometimes, it takes more than just wanting something. Darren. 846 01:09:12,701 --> 01:09:16,586 You're just not who I thought you were. 847 01:09:16,683 --> 01:09:19,208 Gracie, that’s not who I... 848 01:09:19,209 --> 01:09:23,415 it was just one day that I did this, okay? 849 01:09:23,677 --> 01:09:26,244 And you have to understand that. 850 01:09:26,310 --> 01:09:28,871 I don't have to understand it. 851 01:09:32,144 --> 01:09:34,407 Maybe you should get that. 852 01:09:35,076 --> 01:09:37,071 Are you mad at me? 853 01:09:37,132 --> 01:09:41,816 No. Just disappointed. Okay? 854 01:09:57,030 --> 01:09:59,595 I'm sure he’ll be right here. 855 01:10:03,651 --> 01:10:06,105 Do you think we can put the hardware down now? 856 01:10:06,863 --> 01:10:08,982 Yeah, we can do that. 857 01:10:11,089 --> 01:10:13,598 Bang! 858 01:10:18,620 --> 01:10:22,739 So, I’ll give you whatever ecstasy he has left. 859 01:10:22,740 --> 01:10:25,828 I’ll give you my watch, it’s a Tag. 860 01:10:26,376 --> 01:10:30,644 It’s a real one. And we’ll call it even. 861 01:10:30,682 --> 01:10:34,308 All right. I think that’s equally beneficial to both parties. 862 01:10:34,388 --> 01:10:38,777 What? Okay, if that’s the way it’s gotta be, man. 863 01:10:40,125 --> 01:10:42,197 No, I'm gonna shoot him. Like, just in the foot, or something. 864 01:10:42,243 --> 01:10:44,286 No, gimme, gimme the gun. 865 01:10:44,784 --> 01:10:46,812 Fuck. 866 01:10:46,858 --> 01:10:49,837 Hey, sorry about the blood and stuff, Coleman. 867 01:10:51,150 --> 01:10:54,523 It’s not mine. No harm, no foul, right? 868 01:10:54,575 --> 01:10:56,605 Right. 869 01:10:56,748 --> 01:10:59,835 Hey, just one more thing, okay? 870 01:10:59,885 --> 01:11:05,073 You gotta blow me. - What? 871 01:11:06,643 --> 01:11:11,208 You see? He was thinking about it. Such a fag. Such a fuckin’ fag. 872 01:11:11,341 --> 01:11:13,367 Yeah. 873 01:11:15,273 --> 01:11:18,094 Hey so with that E, can I get some glow sticks? 874 01:11:18,161 --> 01:11:20,509 You know what I mean, so I could dance? 875 01:11:20,580 --> 01:11:23,059 I heard you shit yourself the last time you went dancing. 876 01:11:23,080 --> 01:11:25,737 Ha, ha, ha, motherfucker, that’s funny, I’ll kill you. Gimme that fuckin’… 877 01:11:25,808 --> 01:11:28,901 Dude, come on, seriously. Easy, we’re past that now. 878 01:11:30,861 --> 01:11:33,023 Holy shit. 879 01:11:33,094 --> 01:11:37,337 Hey, buddy. Did ya have a good day? 880 01:11:37,394 --> 01:11:39,760 What the hell is this? 881 01:11:41,266 --> 01:11:45,707 Look, Darren, I'm gonna need that E back. 882 01:11:48,543 --> 01:11:51,964 I need it. - Darren, I think it would be a good idea to give the drugs 883 01:11:52,010 --> 01:11:56,012 to the man who has a gun pointed at your fucking head. Don't you? 884 01:12:04,478 --> 01:12:06,555 That’s right. 885 01:12:10,266 --> 01:12:12,254 Fucker. 886 01:12:13,474 --> 01:12:15,641 Pleasure doin’ business with you. 887 01:12:15,707 --> 01:12:20,832 Oh, and one more thing? All right, now, you gotta blow Little Steve. 888 01:12:24,336 --> 01:12:28,247 You blow Little Steve. Get the fuck outta my room. 889 01:12:57,335 --> 01:12:59,316 What the hell are you doing? 890 01:12:59,347 --> 01:13:02,844 Packing. Considering I'm not gonna be here much longer, 891 01:13:02,924 --> 01:13:07,639 I felt I might as well get a head start, since I can go to the party tonight. 892 01:13:07,768 --> 01:13:12,312 There’s a party? Where? - Don't you ever stop, man? 893 01:13:12,409 --> 01:13:14,945 Please. Stop whining, okay? 894 01:13:15,164 --> 01:13:18,728 Look, you just had a gun pointed at your face, all right? 895 01:13:18,794 --> 01:13:21,739 And I don't know about you, but I could use a drink. 896 01:13:21,828 --> 01:13:26,977 Look, I hope you take offense to this. Go fuck yourself. What do I have left? 897 01:13:27,180 --> 01:13:30,670 I gave up everything today. I coulda got arrested, I coulda got shot, 898 01:13:30,747 --> 01:13:34,827 I coulda got killed. I coulda been gangraped by a large group of Asian men. 899 01:13:34,939 --> 01:13:38,432 Yeah. It’s drug dealing. There are consequences. 900 01:13:38,708 --> 01:13:41,572 I shoulda just got a job. I shoulda just got a job, or something. 901 01:13:41,692 --> 01:13:44,076 I coulda figured something out, but no, I let 902 01:13:44,158 --> 01:13:47,983 you bring me into this world of shit today. 903 01:13:48,094 --> 01:13:51,955 Here I am, still leaving school. - Well, I am sorry for that. 904 01:13:52,056 --> 01:13:55,145 That’s not good enough. You and your money 905 01:13:55,146 --> 01:13:57,804 and your bullshit. I'm done with it. 906 01:13:57,869 --> 01:14:00,620 All right. All right. Stop. Stop! 907 01:14:00,728 --> 01:14:04,618 Don't put your hand around my neck. - Then back off. Back off. 908 01:14:08,559 --> 01:14:12,435 You're an asshole. You know that, right? 909 01:14:16,739 --> 01:14:20,940 Yeah. I'm an asshole. 910 01:14:20,962 --> 01:14:24,772 And you're the nice guy that usually gets shit on. 911 01:14:25,139 --> 01:14:28,247 That happens to be the basis of our friendship. 912 01:14:36,840 --> 01:14:39,765 But let me ask you something, man. 913 01:14:39,827 --> 01:14:44,679 I mean, why do you really wanna stay in school? 914 01:14:45,205 --> 01:14:50,276 'Cause. 'Cause I don't wanna be a fuck up anymore. 915 01:14:52,149 --> 01:14:55,523 I refuse to let other people control my life. 916 01:14:55,856 --> 01:14:59,511 I can’t. Not anymore. 917 01:15:02,946 --> 01:15:06,906 Well, I'm sure there’s at least one girl down the hall 918 01:15:06,961 --> 01:15:09,072 who would really like to hear you say that. 919 01:15:09,154 --> 01:15:12,466 No, I'm pretty sure there’s not. 920 01:15:12,876 --> 01:15:14,987 You'd be surprised, man. 921 01:15:15,346 --> 01:15:17,431 You know, sometimes people just need a little shock 922 01:15:17,512 --> 01:15:22,129 to the system to get them to see what’s important, right? 923 01:15:22,804 --> 01:15:26,229 You needed an electric chair. 924 01:15:26,643 --> 01:15:31,452 Personally, I'm amazed at what one day can do to somebody. 925 01:15:33,464 --> 01:15:38,574 Wait. Are you trying to tell me you did it all for that? 926 01:15:41,310 --> 01:15:45,652 That you cared about somebody else? 927 01:15:46,279 --> 01:15:49,003 Everything is about you. 928 01:15:49,086 --> 01:15:53,539 Everything is always about you, Coleman. You did not do this for me. 929 01:15:56,079 --> 01:15:59,361 How would I know, man? I’m just an asshole, remember? 930 01:16:00,512 --> 01:16:03,238 Yes, you are an asshole. 931 01:16:10,666 --> 01:16:12,724 After hours answering service. 932 01:16:12,789 --> 01:16:16,729 I’d like to schedule an appointment to make a tuition payment tomorrow. 933 01:16:17,260 --> 01:16:20,645 No, not for me. 934 01:16:24,615 --> 01:16:29,664 Okay. Thank you very much. 935 01:17:57,122 --> 01:18:00,391 I know that you don't even wanna look at me right now, 936 01:18:00,468 --> 01:18:04,090 but just let me say this. 937 01:18:05,460 --> 01:18:09,187 I just screwed everything up. 938 01:18:09,294 --> 01:18:12,710 I don't know if I just couldn’t see it altogether, 939 01:18:12,821 --> 01:18:16,447 all the times I coulda said something. 940 01:18:17,786 --> 01:18:21,708 Doesn’t matter, I'm not talking my way around it anymore. 941 01:18:21,856 --> 01:18:24,719 I don't know what I'm gonna do next semester. 942 01:18:24,780 --> 01:18:28,527 I don't even know what I'm gonna do tomorrow. 943 01:18:28,598 --> 01:18:33,804 I just know that I made a mistake, and that you're hurt because of it. 944 01:18:35,154 --> 01:18:38,184 And I am so sorry for that. 945 01:18:45,751 --> 01:18:49,692 Well, what are you gonna do to make it up to me? 946 01:19:06,298 --> 01:19:08,623 So. 947 01:19:28,056 --> 01:19:30,331 Here you go. Good? Excellent. 948 01:19:30,800 --> 01:19:33,408 Okay. Wait. Okay. 949 01:19:34,103 --> 01:19:36,230 What is this for again? 950 01:19:36,922 --> 01:19:41,981 Let’s just say it’ll make my parents really proud. 951 01:19:42,400 --> 01:19:47,411 Smile. - Thanks.