1 00:00:01,877 --> 00:00:04,630 H-A-L-E-Y L-O-N-G. 2 00:00:04,796 --> 00:00:07,216 "You will succeed at what you set out to accomplish today." 3 00:00:07,382 --> 00:00:09,885 We're all aware of that, paper thingy. 4 00:00:10,052 --> 00:00:11,553 -Let's do Jake. -No, let's... 5 00:00:11,720 --> 00:00:13,722 J-A-K-E L-O-N-G. 6 00:00:13,889 --> 00:00:15,974 "Today is love's new dawn." 7 00:00:16,892 --> 00:00:18,977 Good thing you used extra hair gel this morning. 8 00:00:19,144 --> 00:00:20,229 Maybe if you had butter 9 00:00:20,395 --> 00:00:22,689 she'll stick to you long enough to see past the obvious flaws. 10 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:25,484 Okay. You can put your stupid fortune teller thing away now. 11 00:00:25,651 --> 00:00:28,570 -Time to roll. -It's not stupid, it's science. 12 00:00:28,779 --> 00:00:31,198 Paper plus ink plus girls' intuition 13 00:00:31,365 --> 00:00:32,783 equals mystic truth. 14 00:00:34,243 --> 00:00:36,787 See? Love is in the air. It's a sign. 15 00:00:36,954 --> 00:00:37,955 It's a coincidence. 16 00:00:38,121 --> 00:00:41,291 MAN: Hey. My kids love balloons. 17 00:00:42,584 --> 00:00:45,629 Okay. Two coincidences. Now, come on. 18 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:48,549 See ya, Hales. Try not to be such a smart... Whoa! 19 00:00:48,715 --> 00:00:50,843 -(CRASHES) -Oh, man, I'm so sorry. 20 00:00:51,009 --> 00:00:52,094 I didn't see... Whoa! 21 00:00:52,261 --> 00:00:56,265 No prob, dude. Care for a sample of Colonel Cupid's Cosmic Caramel Corn? 22 00:00:56,431 --> 00:00:58,267 You'll fall in love with the flavor. 23 00:00:59,142 --> 00:01:02,646 Is there really something to this girls' intuition stuff? Huh? 24 00:01:05,148 --> 00:01:07,651 Okay. I'll call that a yes. 25 00:01:08,569 --> 00:01:10,821 It's not like Rose is coming back anytime soon. 26 00:01:10,988 --> 00:01:14,533 And even if she did, she's got no memory of what we used to have together. 27 00:01:14,700 --> 00:01:17,494 Maybe fate's telling me to move on, find someone new. 28 00:01:17,661 --> 00:01:19,162 I don't know about fate, Jakey, 29 00:01:19,329 --> 00:01:21,999 but I do know your timing is all biscuits and gravy. 30 00:01:22,708 --> 00:01:24,835 You could be the first to sign up for what 31 00:01:25,002 --> 00:01:27,713 my co-president Spud and I are putting together. 32 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:28,881 Ta-da! 33 00:01:29,047 --> 00:01:32,092 JAKE: "The first annual Fillmore Charity Bachelor Auction 34 00:01:32,259 --> 00:01:34,469 "to Support Hungry Puppies and People Who Get Sick 35 00:01:34,636 --> 00:01:36,263 "When They Play Video Games in a Moving Car"? 36 00:01:36,430 --> 00:01:38,974 We couldn't agree which cause was more worthy of support. 37 00:01:39,141 --> 00:01:40,893 It's a bachelor auction, Jakey. 38 00:01:41,059 --> 00:01:43,395 You just sign up and the ladies will line up. 39 00:01:43,562 --> 00:01:44,730 Hmm. 40 00:01:45,063 --> 00:01:46,773 I guess maybe there's no fighting it. 41 00:01:47,733 --> 00:01:49,443 Hook me up with a pen, Spud. 42 00:01:49,610 --> 00:01:51,904 Looks like fate says it's a good day for love. 43 00:01:55,449 --> 00:01:57,034 (BIRDS SQUAWKING) 44 00:01:57,826 --> 00:02:00,954 ♪ He's cool, he's hot like a frozen sun ♪ 45 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:03,665 ♪ He's young and fast He's the chosen one ♪ 46 00:02:04,041 --> 00:02:06,752 ♪ People, we're not bragging ♪ 47 00:02:07,294 --> 00:02:10,380 ♪ He's the American Dragon ♪ 48 00:02:10,923 --> 00:02:14,593 ♪ He's gonna stop his enemies with his dragon power ♪ 49 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:17,846 ♪ Dragon teeth, dragon tail burning dragon fire ♪ 50 00:02:18,013 --> 00:02:19,431 ♪ A real live wire ♪ 51 00:02:19,598 --> 00:02:21,600 ♪ American Dragon ♪ 52 00:02:22,559 --> 00:02:24,603 ♪ American Dragon ♪ 53 00:02:29,191 --> 00:02:31,401 ♪ He's the American Dragon ♪ 54 00:02:32,653 --> 00:02:36,198 ♪ His skills are getting faster with Grandpa the master ♪ 55 00:02:36,365 --> 00:02:37,908 ♪ His destiny, what's up, G? 56 00:02:38,075 --> 00:02:39,618 ♪ It's showtime, baby, for the legacy ♪ 57 00:02:39,785 --> 00:02:41,161 ♪ American Dragon ♪ 58 00:02:41,328 --> 00:02:43,247 ♪ I'm a dragon, I'm not braggin' It's my destiny ♪ 59 00:02:43,413 --> 00:02:44,790 ♪ American Dragon ♪ 60 00:02:44,957 --> 00:02:47,042 ♪ I'm the magical protector of the NYC ♪ 61 00:02:47,209 --> 00:02:48,752 Ya heard? 62 00:02:49,586 --> 00:02:51,964 ♪ American Dragon ♪ 63 00:02:52,130 --> 00:02:53,340 Yeow! 64 00:02:57,803 --> 00:02:59,388 (MUSIC PLAYING) 65 00:03:08,230 --> 00:03:10,607 It's the 66 00:03:10,774 --> 00:03:12,693 First Annual Fillmore Charity Bachelor Auction 67 00:03:12,860 --> 00:03:14,444 to Support Puppies and sick people 68 00:03:14,611 --> 00:03:16,822 When They Play Video Games in a Moving Car. 69 00:03:16,989 --> 00:03:18,282 Yeah, yeah. Real catchy. 70 00:03:18,448 --> 00:03:20,075 Bring on the mens. 71 00:03:20,242 --> 00:03:21,785 (WHOOPING) 72 00:03:23,495 --> 00:03:25,622 Y'all know the rules. Bid high, baby. 73 00:03:25,789 --> 00:03:28,000 Because you'll get your guy for one romantic week. 74 00:03:28,166 --> 00:03:31,086 He'll carry your books to class, cook you a candlelight dinner... 75 00:03:31,253 --> 00:03:35,048 Save you from the jealous clutches of the secretly evil eye-patched twin, 76 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:38,594 who faked his own death, to steal you away during Carnival season. 77 00:03:40,429 --> 00:03:41,722 (COUGHS) 78 00:03:41,889 --> 00:03:45,267 Yeah. All my romantic research comes from Brazilian soap operas. 79 00:03:45,434 --> 00:03:47,144 And at the end of the week, 80 00:03:47,311 --> 00:03:49,104 every couple gets a special invitation 81 00:03:49,271 --> 00:03:53,150 to our black tie gala at the Manhattan Medieval Museum. 82 00:03:53,317 --> 00:03:56,528 Or as I call it, the MMM. 83 00:03:59,323 --> 00:04:01,909 Come on. Let me hear that bling jingle jangle, ladies. 84 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:03,535 It's time to get your bids on. 85 00:04:03,702 --> 00:04:05,037 (ALL CHEERING) 86 00:04:05,871 --> 00:04:10,542 $19? That's all the love you got for Mr. Nigel Thrall of the UK? 87 00:04:10,709 --> 00:04:12,211 Speak me some British, boyfriend. 88 00:04:12,377 --> 00:04:14,421 I... umm... Parliament. 89 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:16,590 -(SOFTLY EXCLAIMING) -$19! 90 00:04:16,757 --> 00:04:18,258 -$20. -$21! 91 00:04:18,759 --> 00:04:20,552 I got Frederick for four bucks. 92 00:04:20,802 --> 00:04:23,305 Going once, going twice... 93 00:04:23,555 --> 00:04:25,057 -Sold. -Yes. 94 00:04:25,224 --> 00:04:27,392 See, Mom. I told you someone would want me. 95 00:04:27,559 --> 00:04:30,145 Ahem. Bro, that was your mom. 96 00:04:30,354 --> 00:04:31,480 Will you take a credit card? 97 00:04:31,647 --> 00:04:34,107 I didn't think he'd go for that much. 98 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:36,693 Another round for Frederick's mom. 99 00:04:37,861 --> 00:04:40,906 -$13.50. -$7.75. 100 00:04:41,073 --> 00:04:42,407 $17.25 over there. 101 00:04:42,574 --> 00:04:44,993 Sold for a combined $52 102 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:47,371 to the entire varsity cheer squad. 103 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:49,456 ALL: Yay, Brad! 104 00:04:49,623 --> 00:04:50,874 ALL: Yeah. 105 00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:54,503 -Whoo-hoo! -Okay. You ready, Jakey? 106 00:04:54,670 --> 00:04:57,339 I don't know. That was the whole cheer squad in one bid. 107 00:04:57,506 --> 00:04:59,091 There's still some cute ones left, right? 108 00:04:59,424 --> 00:05:02,594 Excuse me. I thought you were letting fate pick your new boo. 109 00:05:02,761 --> 00:05:05,180 -Yeah. So? -So, what if that goes for a girl 110 00:05:05,347 --> 00:05:07,015 with more heart than hotness? 111 00:05:07,182 --> 00:05:09,184 (SCOFFS) I think fate knows what I like. 112 00:05:09,351 --> 00:05:11,979 Well, come on in, playa man. Let's... 113 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:14,523 Okay. I wasn't planning on doing this, 114 00:05:14,690 --> 00:05:18,986 but I can't deny you ladies my Spudnificence one moment longer. 115 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:22,656 Oh. Somebody call the cowboy, 116 00:05:22,823 --> 00:05:25,284 because there is about to be an exit door stampede. 117 00:05:25,450 --> 00:05:29,246 Shall we start the bidding at, say, 50 big ones? 118 00:05:30,414 --> 00:05:31,665 (PERSON COUGHING SOFTLY) 119 00:05:33,292 --> 00:05:35,460 Fifty dollarinos. Going once, 120 00:05:35,627 --> 00:05:36,879 going twice... 121 00:05:38,046 --> 00:05:39,631 Okay. 122 00:05:39,798 --> 00:05:42,467 How about 50 dime-arinos? 123 00:05:42,634 --> 00:05:44,678 Fifty nickel-idoos? 124 00:05:44,845 --> 00:05:47,598 Did I mention we accept Canadian money? 125 00:05:48,056 --> 00:05:50,142 (STUTTERS) Why are you all looking at me, eh? 126 00:05:50,309 --> 00:05:53,562 -Uh, Spud. -That's a bid. She bid. Sold. 127 00:05:53,729 --> 00:05:55,856 -Yeah. -That was totally a bid. Sold. 128 00:05:56,023 --> 00:05:59,401 You are going to most definitely pay for this one, Spudinski. 129 00:05:59,568 --> 00:06:00,986 Actually, you're the one that has to... 130 00:06:01,820 --> 00:06:05,157 Moving on. Jake Long, everybody! 131 00:06:05,324 --> 00:06:06,742 -What's up, ladies? -(LADIES CHEERING) 132 00:06:06,909 --> 00:06:08,869 Bidding starts at $5.00. 133 00:06:09,036 --> 00:06:10,370 -Five dollars. -Six. 134 00:06:10,537 --> 00:06:11,747 Seven! 135 00:06:12,456 --> 00:06:13,874 Twenty-two dollars! 136 00:06:15,209 --> 00:06:17,794 SPUD: And we're down to two bidders, folks. 137 00:06:17,961 --> 00:06:21,590 I've got $22 from swim team captain Danika Honeycut. 138 00:06:21,757 --> 00:06:23,258 -Going once... -Commander, 139 00:06:23,425 --> 00:06:26,094 I pledge 23 credits for the Jake head humanoid. 140 00:06:26,261 --> 00:06:30,015 And hanging right in there is the captain of the Sci-Fi trivia match, 141 00:06:30,182 --> 00:06:31,808 Vickie Fickling. 142 00:06:31,975 --> 00:06:33,727 -Twenty-four. -Twenty-five 143 00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:35,646 -Twenty-six -GIRL 1: 27. 144 00:06:35,812 --> 00:06:36,980 GIRL 2: Twenty-eight. 145 00:06:37,147 --> 00:06:38,190 VICKIE: Ruckus spleneen. 146 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:40,400 It's Delorvean for 29. 147 00:06:41,193 --> 00:06:43,070 I...I've only got 28. 148 00:06:43,237 --> 00:06:46,240 Looks like fate knows a little more than you do, ha? 149 00:06:46,573 --> 00:06:48,742 Twenty-nine dollars. Going once, 150 00:06:49,034 --> 00:06:51,245 -going twice. -That's right, Your Honor. 151 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:53,539 The real criminal is principal Hans Rockwood! 152 00:06:53,705 --> 00:06:56,208 -(ALL GASP) -(SPEAKS GERMAN) 153 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:01,004 Please make this. 154 00:07:03,006 --> 00:07:04,132 Ow! 155 00:07:04,842 --> 00:07:08,679 -I don't know what he's... -Yeah, people. 156 00:07:08,846 --> 00:07:10,305 If it's a crime to boogie, 157 00:07:10,472 --> 00:07:13,016 then that man is public enemy number fun. 158 00:07:13,183 --> 00:07:14,476 (CHATTERING IN CONFUSION) 159 00:07:14,643 --> 00:07:17,813 Well, I do throw down a mean Schuhplattler. 160 00:07:17,980 --> 00:07:20,482 (HUMMING TUNE) 161 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:24,611 SPUD: Anyway, $29, going twice... 162 00:07:24,778 --> 00:07:26,363 Thirty-three dollars. 163 00:07:26,530 --> 00:07:28,615 GIRL: He's not that cute. 164 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:30,784 Will you accept a sortrum orp? 165 00:07:30,951 --> 00:07:32,369 Thirty-three going once, 166 00:07:32,578 --> 00:07:33,871 going twice, 167 00:07:34,079 --> 00:07:37,374 sold to the lovely Danika Honeycut. 168 00:07:37,541 --> 00:07:39,251 -(EXCLAIMS) -(SIGHS) 169 00:07:40,878 --> 00:07:42,254 (GROANS) 170 00:07:42,421 --> 00:07:45,340 Oh, yeah. The Bradster's worth every penny. 171 00:07:45,966 --> 00:07:48,135 So, uh, you and me, huh? 172 00:07:48,302 --> 00:07:50,179 Now, how exactly is this supposed to... Whoa! 173 00:07:50,345 --> 00:07:52,723 Excuse us a second, Miss Backstroke. 174 00:07:52,890 --> 00:07:54,183 I saw what you did. 175 00:07:54,349 --> 00:07:58,103 You owe Vickie Fickling a romantic week, you cheap, shallow, lowdown... Ooh! 176 00:07:58,520 --> 00:08:00,689 What? Fate's trying to hook me up with a new boo. 177 00:08:00,856 --> 00:08:03,025 That's obviously Danika Honeycut. 178 00:08:03,192 --> 00:08:05,110 Oh, really? Well, it looked to me 179 00:08:05,277 --> 00:08:07,070 like fate was sweet on Vickie Fickling 180 00:08:07,237 --> 00:08:10,324 till somebody threw an origami Abe Lincoln up in its grill. 181 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:12,659 Do you know how broken hearted that girl must be? 182 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:15,204 Salutations, celestial life forms. 183 00:08:15,370 --> 00:08:17,414 -Uh, Vickie. -I just wanted to give my blessings 184 00:08:17,581 --> 00:08:19,791 to the happy couple. Mazel tov. 185 00:08:19,958 --> 00:08:24,004 (SPEAKING OTHER LANGUAGE) And all that. 186 00:08:24,171 --> 00:08:25,631 Uh, thanks Vickie. 187 00:08:25,797 --> 00:08:29,051 Ear drainage. I get otitis externum real bad. 188 00:08:29,218 --> 00:08:31,345 Oh, time for a eary lifto. 189 00:08:31,595 --> 00:08:33,305 Anywho. 190 00:08:33,472 --> 00:08:35,641 Let me talk to that lovely lady. 191 00:08:35,974 --> 00:08:38,352 -She seems fine to me. -Oh, Jakey, 192 00:08:38,519 --> 00:08:40,187 you know nothing about women. 193 00:08:40,354 --> 00:08:44,566 She's obviously covering the pain in a mask of smiles and alien mumbo jumbo. 194 00:08:44,733 --> 00:08:47,528 What is it with you boys never looking past surface appearances? 195 00:08:47,694 --> 00:08:50,239 Yeah. I got to spend a week with Trixie. 196 00:08:50,405 --> 00:08:52,282 You don't hear me complaining. 197 00:08:54,451 --> 00:08:57,037 That's right. I got your back, girlfriend. 198 00:08:57,204 --> 00:09:01,291 Actually, Spudinski. I'm looking forward to our week together. 199 00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:05,045 And you best believe I'm going to get my 50 nickels' worth out of you. 200 00:09:07,506 --> 00:09:10,968 I'm only supposed to do romantic requests. 201 00:09:11,134 --> 00:09:13,178 So put some booty shake in it, Romeo. 202 00:09:16,557 --> 00:09:18,308 (CHUCKLES) 203 00:09:18,976 --> 00:09:22,855 Trix, why are you chuckling evilly? 204 00:09:23,146 --> 00:09:25,983 -So, tomorrow morning? -Sounds great. 205 00:09:27,276 --> 00:09:29,736 So pretty pretty. 206 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:32,573 So... Yahoo! 207 00:09:32,823 --> 00:09:34,992 Yeah-ha! 208 00:09:35,492 --> 00:09:37,786 I'm in love! I'm in love, 209 00:09:37,953 --> 00:09:39,371 I'm in love, I'm in love! 210 00:09:39,538 --> 00:09:40,789 -(VEHICLE HONKS) -(SHRIEKS) 211 00:09:40,956 --> 00:09:42,082 Jake! 212 00:09:48,005 --> 00:09:49,506 What the heck just happened? 213 00:09:49,673 --> 00:09:51,800 I... I don't know. 214 00:09:55,888 --> 00:09:58,557 For serious, now, you're way overreacting here. 215 00:09:58,724 --> 00:10:00,809 Quiet! Put this under tongue. 216 00:10:01,018 --> 00:10:02,686 (MUMBLING INDISTINCTLY) 217 00:10:02,853 --> 00:10:05,314 So you heard some singing and then suddenly you're playing dodge bus? 218 00:10:05,981 --> 00:10:07,858 I told you, I just got excited. 219 00:10:08,025 --> 00:10:09,318 Didn't see where I was going. 220 00:10:09,484 --> 00:10:11,695 It appears you may be having siren trouble, young dragon. 221 00:10:11,904 --> 00:10:14,156 -Siren? -Mind-meltingly beautifious babes 222 00:10:14,323 --> 00:10:16,450 from the sea. Oh, they'll promise you romance, 223 00:10:16,658 --> 00:10:18,660 then they'll start using hypnotic mind powers, 224 00:10:18,827 --> 00:10:21,246 making you throw yourself into more and more dangerous situations, 225 00:10:21,413 --> 00:10:24,082 till kaputso. Oh, that's the end of you! 226 00:10:24,249 --> 00:10:26,126 Time to move on to her new man. 227 00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:27,711 (SOBS) 228 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:30,380 No, I wish I didn't love them so much. 229 00:10:30,547 --> 00:10:32,299 Well, I haven't met any girls 230 00:10:32,466 --> 00:10:35,886 from the sea lately, so I think your magical diagnosis is a little... 231 00:10:36,053 --> 00:10:38,138 Swim team captain, Jakey? 232 00:10:38,347 --> 00:10:41,642 You don't think it's all making Danika look just a teeny bit suspicious? 233 00:10:41,808 --> 00:10:44,353 Look, I heard music and started acting a fool. 234 00:10:44,520 --> 00:10:47,189 Isn't that what it's supposed to be like when a guy meets a cute girl? 235 00:10:47,356 --> 00:10:49,066 Don't you people believe in love at first sight? 236 00:10:49,233 --> 00:10:50,859 At least six times a day. Ooh! 237 00:10:51,026 --> 00:10:52,402 Then could you just trust me? 238 00:10:52,569 --> 00:10:54,530 I've got a good feeling about this one. 239 00:10:56,281 --> 00:10:57,574 So do we trust the kid or what? 240 00:10:57,741 --> 00:11:00,160 Not as long as he's doing all his thinking with his kissy face. 241 00:11:00,327 --> 00:11:01,370 Heard that. 242 00:11:01,537 --> 00:11:03,455 Maybe the kid's right. Maybe he's just in love. 243 00:11:03,622 --> 00:11:05,874 But I'll see what I can find on siren detection. 244 00:11:06,083 --> 00:11:07,709 You and Spud will keep an eye on him then? 245 00:11:08,043 --> 00:11:10,838 Actually, Spud's kind of busy right now. 246 00:11:11,338 --> 00:11:15,551 Trixie! I think there's a family of raccoons in here! 247 00:11:15,759 --> 00:11:17,803 I'm going to name the daddy Bubbly Mouth 248 00:11:17,970 --> 00:11:19,388 'cause he... (SHRIEKS) 249 00:11:19,555 --> 00:11:22,558 But I think I know somebody else who might want to help me out. 250 00:11:25,477 --> 00:11:27,312 So, what's the big surprise? 251 00:11:27,479 --> 00:11:29,815 Just something I like to call throwback skating. 252 00:11:29,982 --> 00:11:32,150 Romantic, athletic, and funky. 253 00:11:32,317 --> 00:11:34,152 You know me so well already. 254 00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:36,113 Must have been fate, huh? Whoa! 255 00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:38,824 Clear out for the roller derby practice. 256 00:11:38,991 --> 00:11:41,577 This week, we lost to the Seventh Avenue Valkyrie. 257 00:11:41,743 --> 00:11:43,328 Dang. You want to go get some ice cream 258 00:11:43,495 --> 00:11:44,913 and come back later? 259 00:11:45,289 --> 00:11:49,126 Gee, Jake, you always seem like the kind of bad boy who liked trouble. 260 00:11:49,543 --> 00:11:51,920 Yeah. I like trouble. 261 00:11:52,129 --> 00:11:54,089 (SOFTLY) Pretty, pretty trouble. 262 00:11:54,548 --> 00:11:56,049 -(GROANS) -Oh. 263 00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:58,051 Hey, ladies. Let's roll. 264 00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:05,809 (GRUNTS) 265 00:12:07,436 --> 00:12:09,188 (GRUNTS) 266 00:12:11,690 --> 00:12:14,109 Wow. Are you okay? 267 00:12:14,276 --> 00:12:15,569 I don't know what happened to me. 268 00:12:15,736 --> 00:12:17,779 I can't keep from showing off sometimes, I guess. 269 00:12:17,946 --> 00:12:18,989 Must be a guy thing, huh? 270 00:12:19,156 --> 00:12:20,824 TRIXIE: Well, my goodness. 271 00:12:20,991 --> 00:12:22,659 (SLURPS) 272 00:12:22,826 --> 00:12:24,870 Look who else is at our favorite skating rink, 273 00:12:25,037 --> 00:12:26,872 friend Vickie and serving boy Spud. 274 00:12:27,206 --> 00:12:29,958 Would it help if I apologized 275 00:12:30,125 --> 00:12:32,377 for implying you're not attractive? 276 00:12:33,003 --> 00:12:34,129 Not really. 277 00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:35,506 Grape. 278 00:12:38,509 --> 00:12:39,843 (MOANS) 279 00:12:40,469 --> 00:12:42,346 What are you guys doing here? 280 00:12:42,513 --> 00:12:44,806 Fanning the flames of fate, my friend. 281 00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:45,974 Fanning flames. 282 00:12:46,141 --> 00:12:48,477 Vickie, why don't you show us your stuff while Spud runs laps 283 00:12:48,644 --> 00:12:51,063 -and does my algebra homework? -Aye-aye, sir. 284 00:12:51,522 --> 00:12:53,774 (SIGHS) 285 00:12:56,485 --> 00:12:58,737 I'll go look for a first aid station. 286 00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:01,031 What is going on, Trixie? 287 00:13:01,198 --> 00:13:03,116 I told you. You owe me, 288 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:06,453 and I'm going to make sure she gets everything you tried to cheat her out of. 289 00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:09,414 Dates, romance, gala finale at the museum. 290 00:13:09,581 --> 00:13:12,501 Who knows? Maybe she really is the one fate picked out for you. 291 00:13:12,668 --> 00:13:13,710 But I don't like Vickie. 292 00:13:13,877 --> 00:13:16,421 That's just because you're stuck on her outward appearance. 293 00:13:16,588 --> 00:13:18,757 I know she's not your standard princess doll, 294 00:13:18,924 --> 00:13:20,843 but if you'll let me show off 295 00:13:21,009 --> 00:13:23,345 -her inner beauty and talents... -Ooba, ooba, ooba. Scree! 296 00:13:23,512 --> 00:13:24,513 Al-la-la-la-la-la! 297 00:13:25,222 --> 00:13:27,641 Uh. Trix? Thanks for the show. 298 00:13:27,808 --> 00:13:29,560 But I'm still going to pass. 299 00:13:29,726 --> 00:13:30,894 Danika! 300 00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:34,064 Yo, girl, I thought you said you danced like an ice princess. 301 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:35,941 Sure. Of course. 302 00:13:36,108 --> 00:13:38,610 That's exactly how Princess Kirana of the ice planet 303 00:13:38,777 --> 00:13:40,404 Jol Thorpe Prime would do it. 304 00:13:40,571 --> 00:13:42,030 He doesn't like me, does he? 305 00:13:42,197 --> 00:13:44,116 What? Girl, don't be... 306 00:13:45,409 --> 00:13:47,327 It's okay. Most people don't. 307 00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:49,121 You get used to it. 308 00:13:51,665 --> 00:13:53,000 See you around school. 309 00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:56,545 Not that you have to if you don't want to. 310 00:13:56,712 --> 00:13:59,173 You wave first so I'll know, okay? 311 00:14:00,132 --> 00:14:02,551 FU: Voila. Fresh from mega's bazaar. 312 00:14:02,718 --> 00:14:04,344 One standard issue EFM recorder. 313 00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:06,096 Enchanted frequency modulation. 314 00:14:06,263 --> 00:14:07,931 Picks up all the magical wavelengths. 315 00:14:08,098 --> 00:14:10,392 If there really is siren singing going on, 316 00:14:10,559 --> 00:14:11,727 it'll record the proof. 317 00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:14,563 Of course to get a good signal you're gonna have to be close to the girl. 318 00:14:14,730 --> 00:14:16,106 I'll do it. 319 00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:18,317 If that's okay with you, beautiful goddess of... 320 00:14:18,483 --> 00:14:21,236 Uh. Is talking going to decheese my piggies? 321 00:14:21,403 --> 00:14:22,613 No, ma'am. 322 00:14:31,330 --> 00:14:32,414 (DINGS) 323 00:14:37,336 --> 00:14:39,087 (ALL SCREAMING) 324 00:14:48,972 --> 00:14:50,432 (EERIE SOUND RESONATES) 325 00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:54,019 (GASPS) 326 00:14:58,232 --> 00:14:59,399 (EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) 327 00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:01,985 Well, what do you think? Huh? 328 00:15:02,236 --> 00:15:05,030 So pretty, pretty. 329 00:15:07,491 --> 00:15:09,868 Is that proof enough for you, Casa-no-brain? 330 00:15:10,035 --> 00:15:12,454 Okay, that is definitely some siren singing. 331 00:15:12,621 --> 00:15:13,830 Well, thank you. 332 00:15:13,997 --> 00:15:15,916 -It's about time... -So, the question now is, 333 00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:17,960 -who's trying to frame my new lady? -What? 334 00:15:18,210 --> 00:15:21,046 You guys don't know Danika like I've gotten to know her this week. 335 00:15:21,213 --> 00:15:23,799 She can't be a siren. I'd know it if she was. 336 00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:27,427 I am sorry, Jake, but I cannot allow you to see this girl. 337 00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:30,264 We will alert the dragon council for a formal investigation. 338 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:33,559 You can't do that. It's the last night of the bachelor auction week. 339 00:15:33,725 --> 00:15:35,811 We're supposed to go to the Medieval Museum. 340 00:15:35,978 --> 00:15:38,021 Look, I don't mean to put you out, Jakey 341 00:15:38,188 --> 00:15:40,399 but maybe if you hadn't been so shallow, you would be going. 342 00:15:40,566 --> 00:15:43,402 What? With Vickie? Is that what this is all about? 343 00:15:43,569 --> 00:15:45,737 I like the pretty girl better than a super freak? 344 00:15:45,904 --> 00:15:47,447 So everybody's got to come down on me? 345 00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:48,782 Women are like sushi rolls, kid. 346 00:15:48,949 --> 00:15:51,618 It's always the pretty looking ones that'll set your guts on fire... 347 00:15:51,785 --> 00:15:53,120 (STOMACH GROANS) 348 00:15:53,287 --> 00:15:55,664 Excuse me. It's the sashimi. 349 00:15:55,831 --> 00:15:57,541 Okay. You're right... All of you. 350 00:15:57,708 --> 00:15:59,293 I've been selfish, shallow, and blind. 351 00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:01,253 I'll call Danika and tell her it's off. 352 00:16:01,420 --> 00:16:03,839 Trix, if you still got extra tickets for tonight, 353 00:16:04,006 --> 00:16:06,258 I'm willing to find out if me and Vickie were meant to be. 354 00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:12,514 Wow. I was not expecting that call on the old communicator. 355 00:16:12,681 --> 00:16:16,310 You're not under the control of a Glorbian brainworm, are you? 356 00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:17,769 (BOTH LAUGH) 357 00:16:17,936 --> 00:16:19,479 Yeah. Well, 358 00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:21,523 I wasn't really fair with you before, 359 00:16:21,690 --> 00:16:23,317 and it's not just because Danika's sick. 360 00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,319 Yeah. Sorry to hear about that. 361 00:16:25,569 --> 00:16:27,738 You want me to call her? I could suggest some holistic... 362 00:16:27,905 --> 00:16:31,325 No! I mean, I should probably call her myself, 363 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:32,784 make sure she's okay. 364 00:16:32,951 --> 00:16:34,203 Excuse me a minute. 365 00:16:37,706 --> 00:16:39,833 -JAKE: Danika? -I'm here, Jake. 366 00:16:42,169 --> 00:16:44,171 Wow. You look amazing. 367 00:16:44,463 --> 00:16:46,340 Sorry we have to keep it a secret like this. 368 00:16:46,507 --> 00:16:48,800 But there's no way my grandpa would let me come if he knew. 369 00:16:48,967 --> 00:16:50,719 -Are you mad at me? -Are you kidding? 370 00:16:50,886 --> 00:16:52,554 Forbidden love is so romantic. 371 00:16:52,721 --> 00:16:54,932 I figure if I'm not willing to take some risks, 372 00:16:55,098 --> 00:16:56,141 you don't deserve love. 373 00:16:56,892 --> 00:16:58,977 Take... risks. 374 00:16:59,645 --> 00:17:02,606 You just never know when it's going to be the real thing. You know? 375 00:17:02,773 --> 00:17:05,984 That forever, take the plunge kind of real. 376 00:17:06,151 --> 00:17:07,569 Take the plunge. 377 00:17:08,070 --> 00:17:10,656 Must go over the edge. 378 00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:17,579 -Pretty, pretty. -Jakey! 379 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:21,208 What is going on here? 380 00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:25,671 I think you know exactly what's going on here, Sally siren song. 381 00:17:25,838 --> 00:17:27,297 Hey, Spud, work that thing. 382 00:17:27,589 --> 00:17:29,258 (MAGNETIC ALARM BEEPS) 383 00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:32,427 Bingo! The necklace is red hot! 384 00:17:33,846 --> 00:17:35,889 I... I trusted you. 385 00:17:36,056 --> 00:17:37,266 What are you doing with this? 386 00:17:37,432 --> 00:17:40,185 I didn't steal it. I swear. 387 00:17:40,352 --> 00:17:43,564 Vickie gave it to me after the auction to prove there were no hard feelings. 388 00:17:43,772 --> 00:17:45,482 I knew your friends didn't like me, 389 00:17:45,649 --> 00:17:47,276 but calling me a thief? (WEEPS) 390 00:17:47,484 --> 00:17:49,403 Without even asking me my side of the story, 391 00:17:49,570 --> 00:17:50,904 how could you? 392 00:17:51,071 --> 00:17:52,322 (SOBS) 393 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,284 -Vickie? -What? 394 00:17:55,450 --> 00:17:59,621 Like a siren has to be some oompha la la cutie mama or something? 395 00:17:59,788 --> 00:18:02,082 We could've been great together, Jake. 396 00:18:02,249 --> 00:18:05,085 Like the perfectly aligned Hyrelian twin moons. 397 00:18:06,128 --> 00:18:08,380 Yeesh. Good call picking the other one. 398 00:18:08,630 --> 00:18:10,382 But if I couldn't have you, 399 00:18:10,549 --> 00:18:13,635 there's no way I'd let that little swim chickie take you. 400 00:18:13,802 --> 00:18:17,347 Poor Danika. I almost felt bad giving her the necklace. 401 00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:19,975 It's just easier to use pretty girls. 402 00:18:20,142 --> 00:18:22,269 People always assume they're evil anyway. 403 00:18:22,436 --> 00:18:23,562 Mmm? 404 00:18:23,729 --> 00:18:27,357 But it looks like I'll have to finish this one myself. 405 00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:29,735 I don't think so. 406 00:18:29,902 --> 00:18:30,903 Dragon up. 407 00:18:31,069 --> 00:18:33,030 Whoa. Dragon. 408 00:18:33,614 --> 00:18:35,824 Do I know how to pick them or what? 409 00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:38,452 Guess I should stop holding back then, huh? 410 00:18:41,622 --> 00:18:43,207 (GASPS) 411 00:18:46,001 --> 00:18:47,336 -(ALARM BEEPS) -Whoa! 412 00:18:47,503 --> 00:18:49,588 That's some powerful... Eek! 413 00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:52,799 -So pretty pretty. -So pretty pretty. 414 00:18:52,966 --> 00:18:55,385 Thank you. Now destroy each other. 415 00:18:55,636 --> 00:18:57,763 You think you're pretty slick with the boys, sister? 416 00:18:58,138 --> 00:19:00,182 But how you going to get with the girl power? 417 00:19:00,349 --> 00:19:02,851 (YELPS) She's hurting me. 418 00:19:06,939 --> 00:19:08,607 Snizap. Excuse me. 419 00:19:08,774 --> 00:19:09,858 Gotta bounce. 420 00:19:11,985 --> 00:19:13,987 I got her! She's mine. 421 00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:15,822 Boys are so predictable. 422 00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:17,366 (LAUGHS) 423 00:19:24,498 --> 00:19:25,666 (GRUNTS) 424 00:19:26,250 --> 00:19:27,876 Come out, come out, Trixie. 425 00:19:28,043 --> 00:19:29,753 It'll all be over soon, 426 00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:32,464 then I can be with my Vickie forever. 427 00:19:32,631 --> 00:19:34,925 Pretty, pretty Vickie. 428 00:19:35,884 --> 00:19:38,262 I do not want to do this, Jakey. 429 00:19:38,428 --> 00:19:39,638 Believe that, man. 430 00:19:39,805 --> 00:19:41,598 But somebody's got to knock some sense 431 00:19:41,765 --> 00:19:43,267 back into that scaly head of yours. 432 00:19:43,433 --> 00:19:44,852 En garde, playa! 433 00:19:52,025 --> 00:19:54,319 SPUD: Avast, me scurvy dragon. 434 00:19:54,486 --> 00:19:56,947 That lass be the black knight quarry. 435 00:19:58,490 --> 00:20:01,577 Permission to bite him savagely, my pretty pretty? 436 00:20:01,743 --> 00:20:02,953 Hmm... Maybe later. 437 00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:05,455 Charge, my stead! Yah! 438 00:20:14,756 --> 00:20:16,925 Hey, black knight. Your boot's unbuckled. 439 00:20:17,092 --> 00:20:18,302 What? Which one? 440 00:20:18,468 --> 00:20:20,012 Ahhh! 441 00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:24,349 Mmm-mmm. 442 00:20:28,145 --> 00:20:29,730 Wake up, yo! 443 00:20:29,897 --> 00:20:33,233 What is wrong with you that you can't show just a little bit of willpower? 444 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,110 Duh. They're boys. 445 00:20:35,277 --> 00:20:36,695 Oh, right. 446 00:20:38,197 --> 00:20:39,781 (YELLS) 447 00:20:40,908 --> 00:20:42,075 Find her. 448 00:20:43,952 --> 00:20:48,498 Is there anything more inconvenient than being a siren with swimmer's ear? 449 00:20:51,001 --> 00:20:52,085 Cool aerodynamics. 450 00:20:52,252 --> 00:20:53,295 Nice formal wear. 451 00:20:53,462 --> 00:20:54,505 A fire-eating dragon. 452 00:20:59,885 --> 00:21:02,638 -There. Get her. -Check out the suit Trixie gave me. 453 00:21:02,804 --> 00:21:06,391 What? You think that lame dragon costume is better than the Bradster's? 454 00:21:06,725 --> 00:21:10,187 Trust me. When the ladies see my whole knight in shining armor thing 455 00:21:10,354 --> 00:21:13,190 I got going on, they'll be hitting on me like crazy. 456 00:21:13,482 --> 00:21:14,983 Speaking of taking a hit. 457 00:21:20,113 --> 00:21:21,406 Thanks for the save, Trix. 458 00:21:21,573 --> 00:21:23,575 It's cool. I owed you one anyway... 459 00:21:23,742 --> 00:21:25,327 After messing things up for you and Danika. 460 00:21:25,577 --> 00:21:27,287 (WEEPING) 461 00:21:29,623 --> 00:21:32,167 I guess you really shouldn't judge on appearance, 462 00:21:32,417 --> 00:21:34,586 although you kind of did, 463 00:21:34,753 --> 00:21:36,088 and you were kind of right. 464 00:21:36,255 --> 00:21:38,382 Wait. I'm confused. What's the lesson here? 465 00:21:38,549 --> 00:21:41,051 I don't know. Maybe if I hadn't been so shallow, 466 00:21:41,218 --> 00:21:42,886 Vickie would've won the auction fair and square 467 00:21:43,053 --> 00:21:45,347 then she wouldn't have had a reason to go all jealous on me, 468 00:21:45,514 --> 00:21:48,642 although then I'd be going out with a deadly siren. 469 00:21:48,809 --> 00:21:50,727 Hold up. That doesn't sound right either. 470 00:21:50,936 --> 00:21:52,271 What is the lesson here? 471 00:21:52,437 --> 00:21:55,190 Never swim right after a meal? That's always a good one. 472 00:21:55,357 --> 00:21:58,110 Me? I'd have to go with never take romantic advice 473 00:21:58,277 --> 00:22:00,153 from a little girl's folded paper toy. 474 00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:01,655 -I guess so. -Sounds good. 475 00:22:01,822 --> 00:22:02,823 SPUD: That's so true. 476 00:22:04,950 --> 00:22:07,661 Hey, kids, you've already heard what a siren's song sounds like. 477 00:22:07,828 --> 00:22:09,872 Now, the dragon's awkward flame-out. 478 00:22:11,164 --> 00:22:13,041 DANIKA: Jake, I don't want to talk to you. 479 00:22:13,208 --> 00:22:16,670 No, no, listen. Danika, I wrote you a song to apologize. 480 00:22:17,045 --> 00:22:19,173 ♪ Sorry, it's what I am ♪ 481 00:22:19,381 --> 00:22:22,050 ♪ And what I am is a bad man ♪ 482 00:22:22,342 --> 00:22:23,594 ♪ I hurt you bad ♪ 483 00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:26,305 Hey, fool, what's going...yo! Where did you get that? 484 00:22:26,471 --> 00:22:28,849 FU: It's in the interest of public science! 485 00:22:29,016 --> 00:22:31,310 (BOTH GRUNTING) 486 00:22:32,936 --> 00:22:35,105 FU: Yeesh. Good call picking the other one.