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(BARKING)

2
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WOMAN: Get that thing away.
Has that ugly mutt had its shots?

3
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SYLVIE: Go for the shoes, bad shoes.
Last season's markdowns.

4
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WOMAN:
Oh, I never.

5
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SYLVIE:
It's okay, sweetie.

6
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There's a word for a woman like that.

7
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And it's rarely used outside a kennel.

8
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Okay, puppy, five minutes
to shop the first floor. Go.

9
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- Here?
WOMAN 1: That's right.

10
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WOMAN 2:
Do you know about that list?

11
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WOMAN 3: No.
- It's like that, but you know, I...

12
00:03:04,582 --> 00:03:05,982
WOMAN 4:
Oh, I need some blush.

13
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WOMAN 5:
Girl, I gotta be...

14
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WOMAN 6: Complimentary sampler
of our new cream with any $25 purchase.

15
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How about you?

16
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Would you like to get a facelift in a jar?

17
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This is my face, deal with it.

18
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(GRUNTING)

19
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(CELL PHONE CHIMING)

20
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Hey, Sylvie.

21
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I'm looking at a woman right now
who should be in my magazine.

22
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Caption: "There's a fine line
between an outfit and a getup."

23
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Heh, heh. Where are you right now?
You're not shopping, are you?

24
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Of course, I deserve it.

25
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I was in my office at 6 this morning.

26
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I love Saturdays at the office,
no one there to distract me.

27
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Hey, shouldn't you be
on your way here right now?

28
00:04:06,507 --> 00:04:08,374
What time is it, anyway?

29
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Mary, what are you doing?

30
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Are you having sex?

31
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Would I be on the phone with you?

32
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Don't answer that.

33
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I'm on my way upstairs for a manicure.

34
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What time is your little do today?

35
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Oh, for the third time, 12:30, okay?

36
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And do not be late, Sylvie,
I need you here.

37
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Please, when am I ever late?

38
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- Ha.
- I'll see you 12:30-ish?

39
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No, no, no "ish."

40
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No "ish."

41
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(CHUCKLING)

42
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WOMAN 7: Hi, welcome to Saks.
Would you like to try...?

43
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- Hello, Ms. Fowler, how have you been?
- Aretha needs water.

44
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Sparkling or still?

45
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Whatever. She drinks out of the toilet.

46
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Tanya's ready for you, Ms. Fowler.

47
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SYLVIE: Are you Tanya?
- Yeah, that's me. Have a seat.

48
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That's your name?
Or are you really Susie from Brooklyn?

49
00:04:59,682 --> 00:05:02,118
If it's a long story, don't tell me,
I'm in a hurry.

50
00:05:02,286 --> 00:05:04,415
I was born Eileen,
if you wanna know the truth.

51
00:05:04,591 --> 00:05:06,425
I went to this numerologist who said...

52
00:05:06,596 --> 00:05:08,758
...to change my life,
I should change my name.

53
00:05:08,933 --> 00:05:12,064
I was working at Mr. Ronnie's
on Astoria Boulevard. Do you know it?

54
00:05:12,240 --> 00:05:14,734
I don't get out to Queens
as much as I'd like.

55
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The day I changed my name,
a limousine pulls up in front of the shop.

56
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You're never gonna believe
who gets out. Madonna.

57
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- I have to be at a luncheon at 1.
- Anyway, I can't believe it.

58
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I look at her nails, thinking,
"What kind of butcher did this?"

59
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So I gave her a manicure
like she's never had in this life.

60
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Switch.

61
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I use my own polish.

62
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I mix my own colors. I have a gift.

63
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The luncheon's in Connecticut.
That's a whole other state.

64
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I put Jungle Red on her.
I'll never forget it.

65
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Next thing, Saks is calling me saying
Madonna's raving about my manicure...

66
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...and do I want a job.

67
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- So you wanna try my Jungle Red?
- Hmm. Not bad.

68
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I put this on one of the girls
behind the perfume counter.

69
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She just moved to town, bang,
she's having an affair with a married man.

70
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Who isn't? If you can't speed this up,
I'm gonna have to come back.

71
00:05:58,100 --> 00:06:00,399
- What's your Wednesday like?
- Oh, I'll check.

72
00:06:00,570 --> 00:06:04,271
The married-man thing is tricky, isn't it?
Especially when the guy's well-known.

73
00:06:04,445 --> 00:06:06,210
He's some big hoo-hah on Wall Street.

74
00:06:06,383 --> 00:06:09,549
I can never remember that guy's name.
Everybody knows him.

75
00:06:09,723 --> 00:06:12,627
Wednesday, Wednesday... Haines.

76
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That's it, something Haines.

77
00:06:15,101 --> 00:06:17,571
It wouldn't, by any chance,
be Stephen Haines, would it?

78
00:06:18,005 --> 00:06:19,372
Uh, yeah, that's it.

79
00:06:19,542 --> 00:06:21,306
Wednesday, 11 or 2?

80
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You know, Wednesday isn't good.

81
00:06:24,185 --> 00:06:26,280
I think I'd better get this
taken care of now.

82
00:06:26,456 --> 00:06:27,822
Oh, great, okay.

83
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So you're telling me that Stephen Haines
is having an affair with a salesgirl?

84
00:06:32,836 --> 00:06:34,896
What do you think that's all about?

85
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If you ever saw Crystal Allen,
you wouldn't have to ask.

86
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(PEOPLE CHATTERING AND
MUSIC PLAYING O VER SPEAKERS)

87
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EDIE:
Yes, buzz, buzz, I hear you.

88
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I swear to God,
it scares me to come here.

89
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I'll be a few minutes.

90
00:06:55,917 --> 00:06:58,854
I parked on 78th Street
in front of a vacuum-cleaner store.

91
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Don't let me forget.

92
00:07:00,225 --> 00:07:03,288
- Why would you forget?
- I just heard something, Edie.

93
00:07:03,465 --> 00:07:04,524
It was very disturbing.

94
00:07:04,700 --> 00:07:07,399
I don't know, I almost rear-ended
somebody on the way here.

95
00:07:07,573 --> 00:07:08,768
April, give Mommy her hat.

96
00:07:08,942 --> 00:07:11,709
May, teach June how to braid
her hair like Mommy taught you.

97
00:07:11,881 --> 00:07:14,148
And, hello,
don't we say hi to Aunt Sylvie?

98
00:07:14,320 --> 00:07:15,948
- Hi, kids.
GIRL 1: No way.

99
00:07:16,123 --> 00:07:17,888
GIRL 2:
I don't want to.

100
00:07:18,061 --> 00:07:20,156
- They love you, they love you.
GIRL 1: She scares me.

101
00:07:20,333 --> 00:07:21,858
Dora, I'm getting ready to leave.

102
00:07:22,035 --> 00:07:24,130
I have a splitting headache.
You have aspirin?

103
00:07:24,306 --> 00:07:26,469
EDIE: Sylvie, what did you hear?
Where is my purse?

104
00:07:26,644 --> 00:07:27,670
GIRL 3:
Come here, June.

105
00:07:27,847 --> 00:07:30,717
- Wait, what's that supposed to be?
- Oh, I'm painting now.

106
00:07:30,887 --> 00:07:34,258
Painting?
Wait, what about the pottery thing?

107
00:07:34,427 --> 00:07:36,419
Weren't you taking
some puppet-making class?

108
00:07:36,597 --> 00:07:37,827
Let me tell you something.

109
00:07:38,001 --> 00:07:39,937
Weird crowd of people,
the puppet people.

110
00:07:40,105 --> 00:07:42,770
I'd go insane living here.
I don't know how Alan does it.

111
00:07:42,944 --> 00:07:45,108
Oh, Alan moved out.

112
00:07:45,283 --> 00:07:47,013
SYLVIE:
Whoa, what?

113
00:07:47,185 --> 00:07:48,211
Oh, it's okay.

114
00:07:48,389 --> 00:07:50,552
He's down in a studio
on the eighth floor.

115
00:07:50,727 --> 00:07:52,491
I thought he could use a little space.

116
00:07:52,664 --> 00:07:56,126
- Dora!
- Let's just go, I can't focus.

117
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EDIE: Dora?
- Will you drive?

118
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Sylvie, whatever you heard,
if it's about anybody we know...

119
00:08:02,851 --> 00:08:04,183
...don't tell me, I mean it.

120
00:08:04,354 --> 00:08:06,449
Of course I won't tell you.
It's too personal.

121
00:08:06,625 --> 00:08:08,357
It's about someone we know, isn't it?

122
00:08:08,530 --> 00:08:10,522
Mrs. Edie,
we're running low on breast milk.

123
00:08:10,700 --> 00:08:12,364
Oh, I have the pump in my bag.

124
00:08:12,538 --> 00:08:14,667
It plugs into the cigarette lighter
in the car.

125
00:08:14,842 --> 00:08:16,539
SYLVIE:
Well, forget it, you're not driving.

126
00:08:16,713 --> 00:08:19,742
How are you today, little Miss January?
How are you?

127
00:08:19,919 --> 00:08:21,285
(CRYING)

128
00:08:21,455 --> 00:08:22,981
Forget it, let's go.

129
00:08:38,188 --> 00:08:39,452
(SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)

130
00:08:41,329 --> 00:08:44,699
MARY:
Lucy, Lucy, Lucy, sit, stay, lay down.

131
00:08:44,869 --> 00:08:47,899
Hey, Maggie, did you remember
to polish the silver for the, uh...?

132
00:08:48,076 --> 00:08:49,375
- Lunch?
- Yes, lunch.

133
00:08:49,546 --> 00:08:52,108
- Yeah, yes, ma'am.
MARY: Oh, boy.

134
00:08:52,284 --> 00:08:53,548
How did it get to be noon?

135
00:08:53,721 --> 00:08:56,989
I have 60 women
on their way here for lunch.

136
00:08:57,161 --> 00:08:58,652
I haven't even showered.

137
00:08:58,831 --> 00:09:01,097
MAGGIE: Did you remember
to pick up my dry-cleaning?

138
00:09:01,269 --> 00:09:04,002
MARY: Yes, I remembered
to pick up your dry-cleaning.

139
00:09:04,175 --> 00:09:05,644
What is wrong with this picture?

140
00:09:05,812 --> 00:09:06,871
How lovely. Thank you.

141
00:09:07,048 --> 00:09:08,482
MARY:
Okay, dog, clean.

142
00:09:08,651 --> 00:09:12,454
Bread, flowers and... Oh.

143
00:09:12,625 --> 00:09:16,463
Hey, um, do you know where the thing that
I made with the whatsits around the edge?

144
00:09:16,634 --> 00:09:18,728
- Bowl with the freesias.
- Yeah, where is that?

145
00:09:18,904 --> 00:09:20,134
MAGGIE:
Right in front of you.

146
00:09:20,308 --> 00:09:23,040
Oh, yeah, I think the tortellini
will fit in that.

147
00:09:23,214 --> 00:09:25,207
- What do you think, Uta?
- Oh, look at this.

148
00:09:25,384 --> 00:09:30,623
The face of the Virgin Mary appeared
on a rag at a car wash in Los Angeles.

149
00:09:30,796 --> 00:09:34,668
It's hard to believe that you were born
in a country that hands out the Nobel Prize.

150
00:09:34,837 --> 00:09:37,434
That's Sweden.
How many times do I have to tell you?

151
00:09:37,610 --> 00:09:38,908
I'm Danish.

152
00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:40,378
Like the pastry.

153
00:09:40,749 --> 00:09:43,687
- Mom, what's going on?
- Hey, honey.

154
00:09:43,855 --> 00:09:46,121
You're supposed to help me
with my book report.

155
00:09:46,293 --> 00:09:48,024
Oh, my God, I just completely forgot.

156
00:09:48,198 --> 00:09:50,167
- I'm so sorry.
- It's due Monday.

157
00:09:50,334 --> 00:09:53,067
Yes, but today is the luncheon for the park.
I'm co-chair.

158
00:09:53,240 --> 00:09:56,304
Which is more important?
Some piece of grass or my education?

159
00:09:56,481 --> 00:10:00,181
Molly, I don't know why you save
these things till the last minute, honestly.

160
00:10:00,354 --> 00:10:02,985
- Uta can help you with your book report.
- That's her job.

161
00:10:03,161 --> 00:10:04,687
Nicole Kidman has cellulite.

162
00:10:04,865 --> 00:10:05,992
Where? Let me see.

163
00:10:06,167 --> 00:10:07,864
- Oh.
MAGGIE: I think they drew that in.

164
00:10:08,038 --> 00:10:10,440
Let's do it...
We'll finish it after the lunch.

165
00:10:10,609 --> 00:10:12,876
- No, we can't, I have to finish the...
- Sketches.

166
00:10:13,048 --> 00:10:14,449
- Sketches which are late.

167
00:10:14,618 --> 00:10:16,553
- Then I've to pick up...
- Airline tickets.

168
00:10:16,721 --> 00:10:19,352
Why do you always save these things
for the last minute?

169
00:10:19,527 --> 00:10:22,557
Molly Jane Haines,
is that any way to talk to your mother?

170
00:10:22,734 --> 00:10:25,228
MAGGIE:
Chocolate macadamia cookies.

171
00:10:25,406 --> 00:10:26,431
(SLURPING)

172
00:10:26,609 --> 00:10:28,238
No, that's like five points.

173
00:10:28,412 --> 00:10:31,247
- Since when are you counting calories?
- Since I'm fat.

174
00:10:31,417 --> 00:10:32,443
Since you're fat?

175
00:10:32,621 --> 00:10:35,388
Oh, honey, you're not fat, you're perfect.

176
00:10:35,560 --> 00:10:38,395
I'll just do the book report myself.

177
00:10:38,767 --> 00:10:41,134
- Now, go take a shower.
- Oh, yeah.

178
00:10:41,304 --> 00:10:42,830
She thinks she's fat.

179
00:10:43,009 --> 00:10:44,705
MAGGIE:
Oh, your father called.

180
00:10:44,878 --> 00:10:48,613
He wants you to have lunch with him
when you come back from your vacation.

181
00:10:48,787 --> 00:10:52,522
My father wants to have lunch with me?
Don't remember the last time he wanted to.

182
00:10:52,695 --> 00:10:55,690
MAGGIE:
He said it was important.

183
00:10:55,868 --> 00:10:57,963
Oh, Maggie, I think I know
what this is about.

184
00:10:58,139 --> 00:11:00,838
I think he's getting ready
to hand me the business.

185
00:11:01,011 --> 00:11:03,949
- Know how long I've been waiting?
- Years, you've been waiting.

186
00:11:04,117 --> 00:11:05,278
- Just years.
- Years.

187
00:11:05,453 --> 00:11:07,822
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God.

188
00:11:10,397 --> 00:11:13,392
Oh. Lucy, Lucy, Lucy, off, off, off.

189
00:11:13,570 --> 00:11:16,599
Molly, how many times have I told you,
no dogs on the bed?

190
00:11:16,776 --> 00:11:19,543
MOLLY:
Lucy, off. Go on.

191
00:11:20,084 --> 00:11:21,677
- Hey, Mom?
- Yeah.

192
00:11:21,853 --> 00:11:24,552
MOLLY: How come you design clothes
you wouldn't be caught dead in?

193
00:11:24,726 --> 00:11:26,628
That's what your grandfather
manufactures.

194
00:11:26,797 --> 00:11:30,201
Those are his customers,
but they're not gonna be mine.

195
00:11:30,537 --> 00:11:32,564
What's this?

196
00:11:32,742 --> 00:11:35,873
That is a travel coffee filter.

197
00:11:39,522 --> 00:11:40,548
(DOORBELL RINGING)

198
00:11:40,725 --> 00:11:43,321
Here they come.
The population of Salem has just dropped.

199
00:11:43,498 --> 00:11:46,731
All right, all right,
keep your Wonderbras on.

200
00:11:46,904 --> 00:11:49,431
It's just a mess now.
Who knows if it's gonna come out?

201
00:11:49,609 --> 00:11:53,105
- It's a brand-new Lexus.
- It's gonna come out, it's from nature.

202
00:11:53,283 --> 00:11:54,616
Just calm down.

203
00:11:54,787 --> 00:11:57,053
She splattered breast milk
all over the dashboard.

204
00:11:57,225 --> 00:11:59,524
- Do you have a rag?
MAGGIE: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, here.

205
00:11:59,696 --> 00:12:03,362
Maggie, Maggie, can you please put this
in the refrigerator for me?

206
00:12:03,537 --> 00:12:06,601
I'll put it right next to the 2-percent.

207
00:12:06,777 --> 00:12:09,043
Okay, thank you.

208
00:12:11,320 --> 00:12:12,686
Oh, my God.

209
00:12:12,856 --> 00:12:14,690
I can't believe you're here.

210
00:12:14,861 --> 00:12:18,197
You know what? I don't know
that I've ever seen you in the daylight.

211
00:12:19,369 --> 00:12:20,394
You haven't.

212
00:12:20,572 --> 00:12:22,303
(CHUCKLING)

213
00:12:24,413 --> 00:12:27,146
EDIE:
Hello, I'm Edie Cohen.

214
00:12:27,319 --> 00:12:28,652
Natasha.

215
00:12:28,822 --> 00:12:31,692
- Natasha...?
- Just Natasha.

216
00:12:31,995 --> 00:12:33,327
Oh.

217
00:12:33,664 --> 00:12:36,899
Well, very nice to meet you,
just Natasha.

218
00:12:37,405 --> 00:12:39,068
Natasha's a supermodel.

219
00:12:40,613 --> 00:12:42,606
I hate that word. Do not call me that.

220
00:12:42,783 --> 00:12:44,149
It objectifies me.

221
00:12:44,319 --> 00:12:46,153
I'm a person, not an accessory.

222
00:12:46,324 --> 00:12:47,986
ALEX:
Okay, fine. You're not a purse.

223
00:12:48,161 --> 00:12:51,395
I'm gonna go and get something to drink.
Don't talk about me.

224
00:12:54,273 --> 00:12:56,107
She just finished anger management.

225
00:12:56,278 --> 00:12:58,372
Well, what does she have
to be angry about?

226
00:12:58,549 --> 00:13:00,416
- She's hungry.
- Oh.

227
00:13:01,555 --> 00:13:05,393
When are you just gonna settle down
with someone who's right for you?

228
00:13:05,563 --> 00:13:07,260
Like a man? Please.

229
00:13:07,433 --> 00:13:09,802
You know that I accept you
as my gay friend.

230
00:13:09,972 --> 00:13:11,167
Thank you.

231
00:13:11,341 --> 00:13:15,281
But all of a sudden, half the world is gay.
Explain that.

232
00:13:15,449 --> 00:13:17,920
You just don't understand
how much better it is...

233
00:13:18,088 --> 00:13:19,955
...being in a relationship with a woman.

234
00:13:20,125 --> 00:13:22,095
If we're lost, we both ask for directions.

235
00:13:22,263 --> 00:13:24,358
When we watch TV,
we watch one show at a time.

236
00:13:24,535 --> 00:13:27,905
Nobody drinks out of the milk carton
or asks you to pull their finger...

237
00:13:28,075 --> 00:13:31,412
...or obsesses over their decreasing ability
to piss 30 feet.

238
00:13:31,582 --> 00:13:34,179
- And when we have sex...
- Oh, no, my...

239
00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:36,792
- neither one of us wants it
with the lights on.

240
00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:38,121
Are you jealous yet?

241
00:13:38,296 --> 00:13:42,133
Hey, you owe me a hundred bucks
to have my car detailed, okay?

242
00:13:42,304 --> 00:13:44,365
And tell me, Dorothy Parker...

243
00:13:44,541 --> 00:13:47,742
...how much longer am I gonna have to wait
for your second book, huh?

244
00:13:47,915 --> 00:13:49,975
I'd like to print an excerpt
before I'm dead.

245
00:13:50,153 --> 00:13:54,561
You see, you don't just dash off a book
full of sharply observed, hilarious...

246
00:13:54,729 --> 00:13:58,224
...yet deeply intelligent essays,
to quote The New York Times.

247
00:13:58,403 --> 00:14:00,966
SYLVIE: Yeah, that was six years ago.
Let's get on with it, huh?

248
00:14:01,142 --> 00:14:04,114
She's a little distracted.
Did you see her date?

249
00:14:07,855 --> 00:14:09,187
Hm.

250
00:14:09,358 --> 00:14:10,657
So is Mary in here?

251
00:14:10,828 --> 00:14:14,461
It's just so generous of you to open
your gorgeous home for Central Park.

252
00:14:14,636 --> 00:14:17,506
Your mother was chair
of the women's committee for many years.

253
00:14:17,675 --> 00:14:20,738
Yes, and it's very important to her
that I carry on the tradition.

254
00:14:20,916 --> 00:14:22,942
- And me, of course.
- Well, of course.

255
00:14:23,119 --> 00:14:25,386
I don't know
how you manage things in your life...

256
00:14:25,558 --> 00:14:27,528
...and still make time
for your charitable work.

257
00:14:27,695 --> 00:14:30,724
- Oh, well, pharmaceuticals.
- Oh, heh, heh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

258
00:14:30,901 --> 00:14:31,927
(CHUCKLING)

259
00:14:32,105 --> 00:14:34,040
There's a champagne buffet
out on the lawn.

260
00:14:34,208 --> 00:14:36,577
Barbara, please help yourself.

261
00:14:38,451 --> 00:14:41,183
- Oh, amazing, you're here on time.
- Hey, what do you mean?

262
00:14:41,356 --> 00:14:43,451
I'm always on time.
You're the one who's late.

263
00:14:43,627 --> 00:14:44,960
Will you put that thing away?

264
00:14:45,131 --> 00:14:47,897
So impressive turnout. Congrats.

265
00:14:48,070 --> 00:14:51,908
- Well, thanks for opening up your Rolodex.
- Hey, what are best friends for?

266
00:14:53,113 --> 00:14:55,516
- What's wrong? Nothing.
- What's wrong? Nothing.

267
00:14:55,685 --> 00:14:57,746
- Why are you asking?
- You looked at me funny.

268
00:14:57,923 --> 00:15:00,155
- What's going on?
- Nothing.

269
00:15:00,328 --> 00:15:02,230
Yeah, something. Your eyes just shifted.

270
00:15:02,399 --> 00:15:05,029
- You're not telling me something.
- I tell you everything.

271
00:15:05,204 --> 00:15:07,869
And what's with you,
and your tense shoulders up to your ears?

272
00:15:08,043 --> 00:15:10,412
Oh. Okay, I wasn't gonna say anything...

273
00:15:10,582 --> 00:15:13,315
...but I think my father's getting ready
to hand me the, uh...

274
00:15:13,488 --> 00:15:14,649
- Business?
- Yes.

275
00:15:14,824 --> 00:15:18,355
- Wow. Is that a good thing?
- Of course, yes, it's a great thing.

276
00:15:18,531 --> 00:15:20,866
It's a fantastic thing,
it's just a lot to take on.

277
00:15:21,037 --> 00:15:23,530
I have to talk to Stephen.
He's not gonna be thrilled.

278
00:15:23,709 --> 00:15:26,647
Stephen, right.
So where is he on a Saturday afternoon?

279
00:15:26,815 --> 00:15:29,514
The office, where he has been
almost every day and night...

280
00:15:29,688 --> 00:15:32,215
...for the last month,
working on some hedge fund.

281
00:15:32,794 --> 00:15:33,853
Hmm.

282
00:15:34,029 --> 00:15:37,332
- Really? Ahem.
- Yeah, but in 24 hours...

283
00:15:37,504 --> 00:15:40,635
...we are gonna be sipping cappuccino
at the Piazza San Marco.

284
00:15:40,810 --> 00:15:42,176
(CHUCKLES)

285
00:15:42,646 --> 00:15:47,021
- Are you sure you're all right?
- I'm fine. I'm just kind of hungry.

286
00:15:47,190 --> 00:15:49,091
I'll get something to eat.

287
00:15:49,561 --> 00:15:51,030
- Oh. Oh.
- Oh.

288
00:15:51,198 --> 00:15:52,598
- No, that's okay.
- Lucy.

289
00:16:03,723 --> 00:16:05,715
(CHATTERING)

290
00:16:06,361 --> 00:16:07,387
- Take this.
- Oh, no.

291
00:16:07,565 --> 00:16:09,659
You have to.
You can come work for me.

292
00:16:09,834 --> 00:16:10,894
- Oh, my.
- Take the card.

293
00:16:11,071 --> 00:16:14,442
- No, I won't do it.
- Please take the card, sweetheart. Take it.

294
00:16:14,612 --> 00:16:16,604
(MOUTHING)

295
00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:19,419
No carbohydrates at all, which is fine...

296
00:16:19,588 --> 00:16:21,354
...because the human body
does not need them.

297
00:16:22,828 --> 00:16:24,764
- Hey, cute dress.
MOLLY: Thanks.

298
00:16:24,932 --> 00:16:26,491
Cool shades.

299
00:16:26,669 --> 00:16:28,536
- There you go.
- Thanks.

300
00:16:28,707 --> 00:16:30,471
SYLVIE:
Cheers.

301
00:16:34,685 --> 00:16:37,623
Edie, that's a lot of food.
Where are you putting it?

302
00:16:39,128 --> 00:16:40,926
Well, I might as well tell you.

303
00:16:41,098 --> 00:16:43,569
You'll find out soon enough.

304
00:16:45,574 --> 00:16:47,806
I'm eating for two.

305
00:16:47,978 --> 00:16:50,211
- Aw. For crying out loud, Edie, jeez.
- Oh, my God.

306
00:16:50,384 --> 00:16:52,685
- Don't you ever say no?
- How many kids do you need?

307
00:16:52,856 --> 00:16:55,760
- What's happening?
- Edie's knocked up again.

308
00:16:55,928 --> 00:16:57,556
Oof. Ugh.

309
00:16:57,731 --> 00:16:59,325
- Are you sure?
- Of course I'm sure.

310
00:16:59,503 --> 00:17:02,737
- I wanna keep going until I get a boy.
- Don't we have enough of those?

311
00:17:02,909 --> 00:17:04,741
You know what?
You two don't understand.

312
00:17:04,913 --> 00:17:07,213
There's absolutely nothing
more thrilling...

313
00:17:07,384 --> 00:17:10,846
...than knowing that you're actually
growing a human being inside of you.

314
00:17:11,025 --> 00:17:12,119
Right, Mary?

315
00:17:12,295 --> 00:17:15,164
Well, you know,
I was going through some junk...

316
00:17:15,333 --> 00:17:19,069
...in the attic the other day,
and I saw this box labeled "jars."

317
00:17:19,242 --> 00:17:20,938
Yes, I am a jar saver.

318
00:17:21,112 --> 00:17:25,143
And I open up the box, anyway,
and I look in there, and it's not jars.

319
00:17:25,320 --> 00:17:28,121
It's just a whole pile
of Molly's baby clothes.

320
00:17:28,294 --> 00:17:32,564
I just picked up one of those little rompers,
I could just feel the tug on my uterus, so...

321
00:17:32,737 --> 00:17:35,674
What are you saying?
You're thinking about having another baby?

322
00:17:35,842 --> 00:17:40,079
I don't know, you know. I'd never thought
about having more than one, but lately...

323
00:17:40,251 --> 00:17:43,349
Maybe since I know the gate's closing,
I don't know.

324
00:17:44,459 --> 00:17:45,927
- What?
- Nothing.

325
00:17:46,096 --> 00:17:47,121
Something.

326
00:17:47,566 --> 00:17:48,932
I've gotta pee.

327
00:17:49,102 --> 00:17:50,731
For the 10th time today.

328
00:17:50,906 --> 00:17:52,670
I'll be right back.

329
00:17:52,843 --> 00:17:54,176
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

330
00:17:58,288 --> 00:18:00,019
- Edie.
- What, uh, are you doing?

331
00:18:00,192 --> 00:18:02,320
I wasn't gonna say anything,
but now I have to.

332
00:18:02,496 --> 00:18:03,555
Mary is like my sister.

333
00:18:03,732 --> 00:18:05,565
I told you, Sylvie, I don't wanna know.

334
00:18:05,736 --> 00:18:06,761
Oh, it's about Mary?

335
00:18:06,939 --> 00:18:09,739
- This is in the vault, right?
- Vault.

336
00:18:09,911 --> 00:18:13,373
- Stephen is having an affair.
- Oh, my God. How do you know?

337
00:18:13,552 --> 00:18:15,488
The new manicurist at Saks told me.

338
00:18:15,656 --> 00:18:19,187
He's fooling around with some woman
who works behind the perfume counter.

339
00:18:19,363 --> 00:18:21,561
- The spritzer girl?
- Yeah, can you believe that?

340
00:18:21,735 --> 00:18:24,673
What do you think she sells?
Chanel No. Shit?

341
00:18:24,842 --> 00:18:26,902
So, what are you saying?
You wanna tell Mary?

342
00:18:27,079 --> 00:18:29,778
Of course not, but she's talking
about having another baby.

343
00:18:29,952 --> 00:18:32,549
Oh, this is very dangerous, Sylvie.

344
00:18:32,724 --> 00:18:35,787
What if the story isn't true?
How much can you trust a manicurist?

345
00:18:35,964 --> 00:18:38,492
Oh, they know everything.
Manicurists and florists.

346
00:18:38,669 --> 00:18:41,607
It's frightening how much information
those people are carrying.

347
00:18:41,775 --> 00:18:44,976
I don't think we should say anything.
It could come back to haunt us.

348
00:18:45,149 --> 00:18:47,414
- The affair could be over for all we know.
- True.

349
00:18:47,587 --> 00:18:50,217
Besides, I don't know anyone
who's gotten into trouble...

350
00:18:50,393 --> 00:18:52,625
...for keeping their mouth shut.

351
00:18:52,797 --> 00:18:54,733
I mean, I know things about my friends.

352
00:18:54,903 --> 00:18:57,237
And I mean, things.

353
00:18:57,407 --> 00:18:59,206
Me too.

354
00:19:01,683 --> 00:19:03,015
- Cheap hand towels.
- Let's go.

355
00:19:03,185 --> 00:19:04,585
EDIE:
Right.

356
00:19:05,591 --> 00:19:07,822
Oh. I forgot to pee.

357
00:19:09,966 --> 00:19:10,956
(HONKING)

358
00:19:11,135 --> 00:19:13,629
WOMAN 1: Hey!
- Oh, no.

359
00:19:14,308 --> 00:19:16,871
- Thank you so much.
- Oh, everything was wonderful, Mary.

360
00:19:17,047 --> 00:19:19,382
I must have the name of your caterer,
so yummy.

361
00:19:19,552 --> 00:19:23,013
Oh. No, I made everything myself. I think
people appreciate the personal touch.

362
00:19:23,193 --> 00:19:24,251
You cooked?

363
00:19:24,428 --> 00:19:26,626
Oh, Mary, how could you?
What were you thinking?

364
00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:28,268
Now we'll all have to do that.

365
00:19:28,436 --> 00:19:29,962
And not all of us are you.

366
00:19:30,374 --> 00:19:33,039
Anyway, congratulations
on a successful event.

367
00:19:33,213 --> 00:19:35,740
Phone for you. It's him.

368
00:19:37,254 --> 00:19:40,124
MARY: Bye.
WOMAN 2: Bye.

369
00:19:40,394 --> 00:19:42,330
Hey, honey, they're almost gone.

370
00:19:42,498 --> 00:19:44,092
It's safe to come home.

371
00:19:44,268 --> 00:19:46,535
Since we're leaving
in the morning tomorrow...

372
00:19:46,707 --> 00:19:48,972
...let's just eat out, and...

373
00:19:53,788 --> 00:19:55,552
Stephen?

374
00:19:56,394 --> 00:19:57,555
Ste...

375
00:19:57,729 --> 00:20:00,633
Stephen,
it took forever to plan this trip...

376
00:20:00,802 --> 00:20:03,706
...and we both really need a vacation.

377
00:20:04,208 --> 00:20:06,645
Yeah, no, there has to be some way.

378
00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:15,988
All right.

379
00:20:17,436 --> 00:20:19,098
Okay, I'll call the travel agent.

380
00:20:19,272 --> 00:20:22,575
I guess, uh, Venice will still be there.

381
00:20:23,313 --> 00:20:24,783
When are you coming home?

382
00:20:24,951 --> 00:20:27,855
Oh, okay, then I won't wait up.

383
00:20:28,825 --> 00:20:30,488
All right, bye.

384
00:20:36,574 --> 00:20:38,909
That goddamn office
is sucking the life out of him.

385
00:20:39,079 --> 00:20:41,140
- Well, something definitely is.
- Sylvie.

386
00:20:41,318 --> 00:20:44,016
SYLVIE: Come on.
- We didn't mean to be listening in.

387
00:20:44,189 --> 00:20:46,386
No, no, it's okay.
Thank you so much for coming.

388
00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:47,619
It meant a lot to me.

389
00:20:47,797 --> 00:20:50,826
Are you gonna be okay?
I would stay, but we carpooled.

390
00:20:51,003 --> 00:20:53,496
I'm so sorry,
I've got the little ones at home.

391
00:20:53,675 --> 00:20:56,738
No, no, I'm fine. I'm gonna be fine.

392
00:20:59,420 --> 00:21:00,820
Okay.

393
00:21:04,163 --> 00:21:05,929
Goddamn it.

394
00:21:07,837 --> 00:21:09,636
Ned, you gotta back me on this.

395
00:21:09,807 --> 00:21:12,335
It's time to stop talking down
to our readers.

396
00:21:12,513 --> 00:21:14,779
That's the way CACHET
is gonna distinguish itself.

397
00:21:14,951 --> 00:21:17,184
You talk about branding the magazine.

398
00:21:17,356 --> 00:21:21,524
How about we become
the thinking woman's fashion book?

399
00:21:21,698 --> 00:21:23,828
Bring on the provocative writers.

400
00:21:24,003 --> 00:21:26,474
We stop putting little Hollywood twits
on the cover.

401
00:21:28,045 --> 00:21:31,484
Yes, I know the twits sell,
but, Ned, you hired me for a reason.

402
00:21:31,651 --> 00:21:33,018
Let me do my job.

403
00:21:33,188 --> 00:21:36,093
This time next year,
you'll look like a genius.

404
00:21:36,262 --> 00:21:39,860
- Mary's on three.
- Uh, Ned, I got Ralph Lauren on the line.

405
00:21:40,035 --> 00:21:41,766
I gotta go.

406
00:21:42,976 --> 00:21:45,640
So how was lunch with Dad?

407
00:21:46,449 --> 00:21:49,011
How does it feel to be head
of your own design house?

408
00:21:49,187 --> 00:21:51,215
- He fired me.
SYLVIE (ON PHONE): What?

409
00:21:51,392 --> 00:21:52,553
Yeah, my own father.

410
00:21:52,728 --> 00:21:56,965
He said I was spreading myself too thin
and that it showed in my work.

411
00:21:57,137 --> 00:21:59,539
Excuse me, but designing
the perfect little frock...

412
00:21:59,709 --> 00:22:02,578
...for a woman to wear home
from hip-replacement surgery...

413
00:22:02,748 --> 00:22:04,308
...is not exactly my work.

414
00:22:04,485 --> 00:22:06,284
Oh, honey.

415
00:22:06,456 --> 00:22:09,018
Come to my office,
the Grey Goose rep was just here.

416
00:22:09,194 --> 00:22:12,325
We'll open a bottle and bitch about the men
who don't believe in us.

417
00:22:12,501 --> 00:22:13,993
What? Is Ned riding you again?

418
00:22:14,171 --> 00:22:16,141
Oh, I mean, that's just absolutely absurd.

419
00:22:16,309 --> 00:22:18,108
That must feel terrible.

420
00:22:18,279 --> 00:22:22,185
- Why doesn't he just trust your vision?
- Well, it's a crisis of confidence.

421
00:22:22,354 --> 00:22:23,413
I can feel it.

422
00:22:23,590 --> 00:22:27,189
I need to pull a couple of great writers
onto this magazine, and fast.

423
00:22:27,365 --> 00:22:29,494
MARY:
Well, you can do that. Stop at nothing.

424
00:22:29,669 --> 00:22:31,764
I love you, you know that?

425
00:22:31,940 --> 00:22:35,072
Whoa. Well, you wouldn't if you saw me.
My hair looks terrible.

426
00:22:35,247 --> 00:22:38,117
Could you get me into Saks for a haircut?
Is that okay?

427
00:22:38,287 --> 00:22:40,382
Don't go to Saks. They'll butcher you.

428
00:22:40,926 --> 00:22:42,952
Hey! Hey!

429
00:22:43,130 --> 00:22:46,830
Wait, what are you talking about?
That woman just did the rudest thing.

430
00:22:47,003 --> 00:22:48,370
Your hair always looks great.

431
00:22:48,540 --> 00:22:51,171
- Anyway, love you, mean it, bye.
- Mary.

432
00:22:51,347 --> 00:22:52,906
Mary?

433
00:22:54,620 --> 00:22:55,713
Women.

434
00:22:55,989 --> 00:22:57,891
(CHATTERING)

435
00:23:03,437 --> 00:23:07,707
Hello, I'm Mary Haines, and my friend
Sylvie Fowler called ahead for me.

436
00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:10,511
Yes, she did.
We can squeeze you in, but not for an hour.

437
00:23:10,685 --> 00:23:12,587
- I'm really sorry.
- Oh.

438
00:23:12,890 --> 00:23:14,051
Oh.

439
00:23:14,225 --> 00:23:16,253
Well, can I get a manicure while I wait?

440
00:23:16,431 --> 00:23:17,626
- Let me check.
- Okay.

441
00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:19,394
Let's see.

442
00:23:19,570 --> 00:23:22,406
- Okay, Tanya's had a cancellation.
- Great.

443
00:23:22,576 --> 00:23:25,046
- First table, straight back.
- Okay, thank you.

444
00:23:25,215 --> 00:23:26,274
Oh.

445
00:23:26,451 --> 00:23:28,580
Okay. Tanya?

446
00:23:37,105 --> 00:23:38,130
Tanya?

447
00:23:38,308 --> 00:23:42,078
- Hi, they told me to come right back here.
- Oh, sure, have a seat.

448
00:23:42,817 --> 00:23:45,219
Well, let's have a look.

449
00:23:45,555 --> 00:23:47,354
Oh, my, what have we done
to ourselves?

450
00:23:47,527 --> 00:23:48,893
MARY:
Oh, I retiled my bathroom.

451
00:23:49,063 --> 00:23:50,157
- Seriously?
- Yeah.

452
00:23:50,333 --> 00:23:51,824
TANYA:
Oh, God.

453
00:23:52,236 --> 00:23:54,332
Oh, I was thinking
about something neutral.

454
00:23:54,508 --> 00:23:56,375
Wanna maybe take a walk
on the wild side?

455
00:23:56,545 --> 00:23:59,985
- How about this? Jungle Red.
- That's a little too much for me.

456
00:24:00,152 --> 00:24:01,677
How about this? This is nice.

457
00:24:01,855 --> 00:24:05,317
French Fawn, whatever. Okay.

458
00:24:07,567 --> 00:24:09,229
What's that perfume you're wearing?

459
00:24:09,404 --> 00:24:12,899
- Something my husband gave me.
- Oh, where have I smelled that before?

460
00:24:13,077 --> 00:24:15,412
I know. That's the same stuff
that my friend wears.

461
00:24:15,583 --> 00:24:17,577
She works the perfume counter
downstairs.

462
00:24:17,755 --> 00:24:18,779
Expensive stuff.

463
00:24:18,957 --> 00:24:20,893
But she's got expensive taste, that one.

464
00:24:21,061 --> 00:24:22,689
- Her name's Crystal Allen.
- Who?

465
00:24:22,864 --> 00:24:25,928
My friend at the perfume counter.
That girl needs a man with money.

466
00:24:26,104 --> 00:24:28,575
She's got one now too. Married, though.

467
00:24:28,743 --> 00:24:30,804
Narciso Rodriguez is just amazing.

468
00:24:30,981 --> 00:24:34,113
The guy she hooked,
his picture's always in the business pages.

469
00:24:34,288 --> 00:24:37,260
For Crystal, that's like the classifieds
for a husband.

470
00:24:37,428 --> 00:24:40,491
I can never remember that guy's name.
Everyone knows him.

471
00:24:40,667 --> 00:24:43,103
- That's a beautiful ring, by the way.
- Oh, thank you.

472
00:24:43,272 --> 00:24:45,539
TANYA: On the wrong hand, though.
- It's the right hand.

473
00:24:45,711 --> 00:24:48,148
My girlfriends gave it to me.
We gave each other one.

474
00:24:48,316 --> 00:24:51,083
Haines, that's his name. Stephen Haines.

475
00:24:51,255 --> 00:24:54,055
I was there when she met him.
Oh, boy, what a performance.

476
00:24:54,228 --> 00:24:56,130
This Haines guy walks up
to the counter...

477
00:24:56,299 --> 00:24:59,897
...serious type, expensive suit,
good-Iooking, little thinning on top...

478
00:25:00,073 --> 00:25:02,703
...and he says he wants to buy
some perfume for his wife.

479
00:25:02,879 --> 00:25:04,781
"What type of woman is she?"
Crystal says.

480
00:25:04,950 --> 00:25:08,150
He says, "The kind that smells like soap."
Which I thought was sweet.

481
00:25:08,324 --> 00:25:10,020
But for Crystal, it was a challenge.

482
00:25:10,193 --> 00:25:12,721
So then she says,
"Would you prefer something sexier?"

483
00:25:12,899 --> 00:25:14,994
And she runs her eyes up and down him...

484
00:25:15,171 --> 00:25:17,367
...the way a big cat looks
at a slow wildebeest.

485
00:25:17,541 --> 00:25:20,308
I felt kind of bad for the guy.
He didn't stand a chance.

486
00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:23,351
So then she picks up
the tester bottle of Jezebel...

487
00:25:23,521 --> 00:25:24,990
That's the stuff you're wearing.

488
00:25:25,158 --> 00:25:28,027
- She sprays it on her wrist and her arm
for him to smell...

489
00:25:28,196 --> 00:25:29,597
...he starts sniffing around.

490
00:25:29,766 --> 00:25:31,759
I guess he liked it more than he planned.

491
00:25:31,938 --> 00:25:34,738
To tell you the truth,
I think this was a game for Crystal...

492
00:25:34,910 --> 00:25:38,645
...until he took out his credit card,
and then she recognized his name.

493
00:25:38,819 --> 00:25:39,878
And then what happened?

494
00:25:40,054 --> 00:25:43,049
She really pursued him.
Then they just started seeing each other.

495
00:25:43,227 --> 00:25:45,892
He takes her for nice dinners,
buys her clothes...

496
00:25:46,066 --> 00:25:47,534
...sends her flowers in a vase.

497
00:25:47,702 --> 00:25:50,572
- You know, the kind you keep.
MARY: I don't think that...

498
00:25:52,847 --> 00:25:55,249
I don't think that, um...

499
00:25:56,521 --> 00:25:57,546
I'm...

500
00:25:57,723 --> 00:26:01,253
I just remembered
that I have to go somewhere.

501
00:26:01,430 --> 00:26:03,765
Oh, I'm so sorry.
Was I talking too much again?

502
00:26:03,935 --> 00:26:07,636
You know, I just try to entertain my clients
when they're sitting here, Mrs...?

503
00:26:07,810 --> 00:26:09,712
Haines.

504
00:26:11,217 --> 00:26:12,583
Oh, God.

505
00:26:12,753 --> 00:26:16,317
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
I'm so, so sorry, I had no idea.

506
00:26:16,494 --> 00:26:19,056
Oh, me and my big mouth.
Is there anything I could do...?

507
00:26:19,232 --> 00:26:21,430
No, just stop telling that story. I mean it.

508
00:26:21,604 --> 00:26:26,068
I'll never mention it again.
I promise, I promise, Mrs. Haines.

509
00:26:27,616 --> 00:26:29,176
Donna.

510
00:26:29,754 --> 00:26:31,850
Good dirt. Oh, my God.

511
00:26:32,459 --> 00:26:34,862
MARY:
Hello, it's Mary for Sylvie again.

512
00:26:35,032 --> 00:26:37,265
Is she still in that meeting?

513
00:26:37,437 --> 00:26:41,468
Yes, if you could please have her call me
as soon as she gets out. Thank you.

514
00:26:43,883 --> 00:26:44,976
Am I late?

515
00:26:45,152 --> 00:26:46,586
I'm sorry, Mom.

516
00:26:47,524 --> 00:26:50,518
I heard what happened.
Your father is a real shit.

517
00:26:51,065 --> 00:26:52,191
I ordered you a gimlet.

518
00:26:52,367 --> 00:26:54,337
I know,
you don't drink in the afternoon...

519
00:26:54,504 --> 00:26:57,944
...but you will eventually,
so why not start now?

520
00:26:59,114 --> 00:27:00,947
You wanna see a bad facelift?

521
00:27:01,118 --> 00:27:03,178
Helen Danvers, 2 o'clock.

522
00:27:03,356 --> 00:27:07,490
She looks like she's re-entering
the Earth's atmosphere.

523
00:27:08,199 --> 00:27:10,897
Honey, what can I do?
Do you want me to punish Daddy?

524
00:27:11,070 --> 00:27:15,341
- Mom, Stephen's having an affair.
- What?

525
00:27:15,513 --> 00:27:17,642
I can't believe those words
came out of my mouth.

526
00:27:17,817 --> 00:27:21,188
- That just makes me sick to my stomach.
- Who is she, one of your friends?

527
00:27:21,358 --> 00:27:24,125
No, she sells perfume at Saks.

528
00:27:25,167 --> 00:27:26,259
She's a spritzer girl?

529
00:27:26,435 --> 00:27:28,338
I mean, how could I not have known?

530
00:27:28,507 --> 00:27:31,877
Three months ago,
he bought cowboy boots.

531
00:27:32,715 --> 00:27:38,056
I just can't believe this is happening to me.
I thought we were happy.

532
00:27:38,493 --> 00:27:40,395
- What are you gonna do?
- What do you mean?

533
00:27:40,564 --> 00:27:43,730
- I'm gonna tell him to move out.
- Well, that's not very smart.

534
00:27:44,339 --> 00:27:45,534
Someone once said...

535
00:27:45,709 --> 00:27:48,042
...that when you don't know
what to do, do nothing.

536
00:27:48,212 --> 00:27:52,882
Mom, my husband of 13 years
is having an affair.

537
00:27:53,056 --> 00:27:55,322
I mean, do they talk about me
when they're in bed?

538
00:27:55,494 --> 00:27:56,793
Do they laugh at me?

539
00:27:56,964 --> 00:27:59,458
Please don't tell me to pretend
that nothing happened.

540
00:27:59,636 --> 00:28:02,198
You have no idea how this feels.

541
00:28:05,381 --> 00:28:07,716
Well, let me try.

542
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:13,190
It feels like someone
kicked you in the stomach.

543
00:28:14,032 --> 00:28:16,697
It feels like your heart stopped beating.

544
00:28:16,871 --> 00:28:18,396
It feels like that dream.

545
00:28:18,574 --> 00:28:22,274
You know, the one where you're falling
and you want so desperately to wake up...

546
00:28:22,448 --> 00:28:25,853
...before you hit the ground,
but it's all out of your control.

547
00:28:26,189 --> 00:28:28,524
You can't trust anything anymore.

548
00:28:28,694 --> 00:28:31,325
No one is who they say they are.

549
00:28:31,500 --> 00:28:33,093
Your life is changed forever.

550
00:28:33,271 --> 00:28:38,009
And the only thing to come out
of the whole ugly experience...

551
00:28:38,181 --> 00:28:43,180
...is no one will ever be able
to break your heart like that again.

552
00:28:45,895 --> 00:28:48,025
I can't believe you never told me that.

553
00:28:49,269 --> 00:28:50,966
I wanted you to love your father.

554
00:28:51,641 --> 00:28:54,340
Jeez, I mean, who was she?

555
00:28:55,448 --> 00:28:58,683
Some little skank who sold fabric.

556
00:28:59,556 --> 00:29:00,581
I met her once.

557
00:29:00,759 --> 00:29:04,961
She wore too much makeup
and her bra straps were always showing.

558
00:29:05,136 --> 00:29:08,199
- What did you do when you found out?
- Nothing.

559
00:29:08,375 --> 00:29:09,638
Nothing?

560
00:29:09,811 --> 00:29:11,747
I had a smart mother too.

561
00:29:11,915 --> 00:29:15,480
Mary, that girl does not mean
anything more to Stephen...

562
00:29:15,656 --> 00:29:19,357
...than the fabric whore
meant to your father.

563
00:29:19,531 --> 00:29:22,367
If he loved her, believe me,
you would have felt it.

564
00:29:22,537 --> 00:29:25,840
I can't fake it, Mom.
I can't be anywhere near him right now.

565
00:29:26,011 --> 00:29:28,380
Then this is what I think we should do.

566
00:29:28,550 --> 00:29:32,011
It's spring break.
We'll go away for a couple of weeks.

567
00:29:32,190 --> 00:29:34,889
There is nothing like a heavy dose
of a man's mistress...

568
00:29:35,062 --> 00:29:36,964
...to make him miss his wife.

569
00:29:37,133 --> 00:29:40,732
What do you think this is,
some kind of 1930s movie?

570
00:29:41,141 --> 00:29:42,235
That's ridiculous.

571
00:29:42,711 --> 00:29:44,441
Can I remind you of something?

572
00:29:44,614 --> 00:29:47,313
You have a daughter, just like I did.

573
00:29:47,486 --> 00:29:49,389
This is not just about you.

574
00:29:49,558 --> 00:29:51,151
Call Stephen.

575
00:29:51,328 --> 00:29:54,597
Tell him I invited you and Molly
up to the cottage in Maine.

576
00:29:55,369 --> 00:29:56,531
We'll leave tomorrow.

577
00:29:56,706 --> 00:30:00,737
And I wouldn't discuss this
with any of your friends.

578
00:30:00,914 --> 00:30:04,149
They'll all want to help,
and before you know it...

579
00:30:04,321 --> 00:30:07,623
...you'll be taking care of them
instead of yourself.

580
00:30:09,866 --> 00:30:11,596
Oh, my God.

581
00:30:11,769 --> 00:30:13,706
I'm so sorry for you, baby.

582
00:30:14,275 --> 00:30:18,272
But it's nice to know
you still need your mama.

583
00:30:23,627 --> 00:30:26,120
ALEX:
Was that a sunrise we just saw?

584
00:30:26,300 --> 00:30:28,292
Because I'm on the wrong side
of that thing.

585
00:30:28,469 --> 00:30:29,528
Alex, stop complaining.

586
00:30:29,706 --> 00:30:33,305
I just thought Mary could use a few pals
to take her to the airport.

587
00:30:33,580 --> 00:30:35,777
You know why I don't
cultivate friendships?

588
00:30:35,951 --> 00:30:38,479
So I don't have to take anyone
to the airport.

589
00:30:38,657 --> 00:30:41,254
WOMAN'S VOICE (ON GPS DEVICE):
At the next intersection, make a left turn.

590
00:30:41,430 --> 00:30:44,231
- Who the hell was that?
- The navigation lady.

591
00:30:44,402 --> 00:30:48,172
She's always calm. She never talks back.
My husband's in love with her.

592
00:30:54,189 --> 00:30:56,955
All right, I'm sensing something here.

593
00:30:57,128 --> 00:30:58,391
Something's not being said.

594
00:30:58,564 --> 00:31:01,537
- What's going on that I don't know about?
- Nothing's going on.

595
00:31:01,704 --> 00:31:03,036
What would make you say that?

596
00:31:03,207 --> 00:31:05,541
Alex, what is your take
on Mary and Stephen's marriage?

597
00:31:05,712 --> 00:31:06,736
(SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)

598
00:31:07,783 --> 00:31:09,547
Um...

599
00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:11,849
It looks perfect on the outside...

600
00:31:12,024 --> 00:31:14,359
...but there's definitely something
going on there.

601
00:31:14,530 --> 00:31:16,796
You know Mary doesn't like
looking at the cracks.

602
00:31:16,968 --> 00:31:19,097
She's too busy filling them.

603
00:31:19,273 --> 00:31:21,470
Our girl is all blue sky.

604
00:31:21,644 --> 00:31:23,876
But sooner or later...

605
00:31:24,985 --> 00:31:26,578
Why?

606
00:31:27,054 --> 00:31:29,525
Mary doing somebody? Heh, heh.

607
00:31:29,894 --> 00:31:31,888
- What makes you think it's Mary?
SYLVIE: Edie.

608
00:31:32,065 --> 00:31:36,062
- Is Stephen having an affair on Mary?
- Oh, for God's sake, Edie.

609
00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:38,609
- What a mouth.
- I didn't say anything!

610
00:31:38,779 --> 00:31:39,940
Is it somebody we know?

611
00:31:41,284 --> 00:31:42,309
- Vault?
- Vault.

612
00:31:42,854 --> 00:31:45,553
- Spritzer girl, Saks.
- No.

613
00:31:46,527 --> 00:31:49,557
- Oh, my God, how's she taking it?
- Oh, she doesn't know.

614
00:31:49,935 --> 00:31:51,928
What do you mean, she doesn't know?

615
00:31:52,105 --> 00:31:53,437
What is wrong with you two?

616
00:31:53,609 --> 00:31:56,410
We're in the vault, she's not?
Drag her ass into the vault.

617
00:31:56,582 --> 00:32:00,043
Look, I have been struggling
with this for days, okay?

618
00:32:00,222 --> 00:32:02,693
Mary and I have been best friends
since college.

619
00:32:03,095 --> 00:32:05,862
- I think she should be told.
- Uh, yeah.

620
00:32:06,034 --> 00:32:07,593
Or we just don't say anything.

621
00:32:08,004 --> 00:32:11,238
Sylvie, Mary has to know, okay?

622
00:32:11,411 --> 00:32:13,847
Now, that's the right thing to do.

623
00:32:14,351 --> 00:32:15,911
You want me to tell her?

624
00:32:16,088 --> 00:32:17,488
Because I'll tell her.

625
00:32:17,657 --> 00:32:19,855
I don't have a problem with it.

626
00:32:23,569 --> 00:32:24,832
(HONKING)

627
00:32:26,041 --> 00:32:29,035
SYLVIE: Hi.
MARY: Hi, I could've taken a cab.

628
00:32:29,214 --> 00:32:32,015
No, no, I know you sent, you know,
Molly to be with your mom.

629
00:32:32,186 --> 00:32:34,657
And why should you
go to the airport alone?

630
00:32:34,825 --> 00:32:37,227
MARY: All right, so you have all
the numbers at the house.

631
00:32:37,398 --> 00:32:38,422
All the information.

632
00:32:38,599 --> 00:32:41,766
- Oh, will you call the vet please, Dr...?
- I will, Dr. Jones.

633
00:32:41,940 --> 00:32:44,275
Oh, and the guy from the place
is coming to fix the...

634
00:32:44,445 --> 00:32:46,414
- The sink, at 2.
MARY: Next week, Tuesday at 2.

635
00:32:46,583 --> 00:32:49,383
- Okay.
MAGGIE: That too.

636
00:32:50,324 --> 00:32:52,350
MARY: Oh, hi.
- Hey.

637
00:32:52,528 --> 00:32:54,794
MARY: What are you guys doing here?
- Just get in, okay?

638
00:32:54,966 --> 00:32:58,167
- Come on, get in.
- No, let's get out.

639
00:33:00,444 --> 00:33:06,320
Mary, there's a reason
why we are all here with you today.

640
00:33:07,592 --> 00:33:10,530
Sylvie has something
she wants to talk to you about.

641
00:33:11,700 --> 00:33:15,605
This is really hard, Mary, okay? L...

642
00:33:15,775 --> 00:33:17,802
Oh, is this about the perfume bitch?

643
00:33:17,979 --> 00:33:19,641
(GASPING)

644
00:33:20,150 --> 00:33:23,247
You knew and you didn't tell me?

645
00:33:23,423 --> 00:33:25,826
Right now, honest to God,
Mary, I'm so hurt.

646
00:33:25,995 --> 00:33:27,429
- You?
- Yeah.

647
00:33:27,598 --> 00:33:30,035
This isn't happening to you,
this is happening to me.

648
00:33:30,203 --> 00:33:32,197
I was trying to figure out how to tell you.

649
00:33:32,375 --> 00:33:34,903
SYLVIE: I'm not saying I didn't...
MARY: How can you not tell me?

650
00:33:35,348 --> 00:33:36,907
All right, all right, all right!

651
00:33:38,187 --> 00:33:40,213
It's out in the open, okay?

652
00:33:40,391 --> 00:33:43,591
Fine, what I wanna know is,
what did he say when you confronted him?

653
00:33:45,101 --> 00:33:47,196
I didn't confront him.
He doesn't know I know.

654
00:33:47,605 --> 00:33:49,666
- What do you mean?
- Mary, that is ridiculous.

655
00:33:49,843 --> 00:33:50,868
MARY:
I'm not proud of it.

656
00:33:51,045 --> 00:33:52,071
EDIE:
What are you saying?

657
00:33:52,248 --> 00:33:53,876
ALEX:
He's supposed to know that you know.

658
00:33:54,052 --> 00:33:55,578
(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

659
00:33:55,756 --> 00:33:59,560
Okay, okay! All right, I appreciate
all of you trying to help, I really do.

660
00:33:59,731 --> 00:34:03,295
But please, don't dissect and analyze
every square inch of this right now.

661
00:34:03,471 --> 00:34:04,496
I can't take it.

662
00:34:04,673 --> 00:34:07,474
Just be there for me silently.

663
00:34:09,217 --> 00:34:11,277
Okay, let's go.

664
00:34:12,289 --> 00:34:15,317
I should not be operating
heavy machinery right now.

665
00:34:23,979 --> 00:34:25,676
- Hey, Mom?
- Mm-hm.

666
00:34:26,184 --> 00:34:29,155
- You know what'd be really cool?
- What?

667
00:34:29,323 --> 00:34:31,623
If you and I
got mother-and-daughter tattoos.

668
00:34:31,795 --> 00:34:33,458
(LAUGHING)

669
00:34:33,632 --> 00:34:34,657
Nice try.

670
00:34:34,834 --> 00:34:37,328
Come on,
it would change your whole image.

671
00:34:37,506 --> 00:34:39,305
MARY:
What's wrong with my image?

672
00:34:39,477 --> 00:34:41,572
Never mind.

673
00:34:42,416 --> 00:34:44,785
So I can still get
the tattoo, though, right?

674
00:34:44,955 --> 00:34:48,189
Yeah, right after I get my nose pierced.

675
00:34:48,361 --> 00:34:50,423
How come you never just hear me?

676
00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:52,125
I hear you, honey, I hear you.

677
00:34:52,303 --> 00:34:55,366
You want a tattoo,
and you're not getting one.

678
00:34:57,747 --> 00:34:59,147
I'm gonna go watch television.

679
00:34:59,317 --> 00:35:01,447
Oh, Mol. Molly, come on,
stay out here with us.

680
00:35:01,622 --> 00:35:02,647
It's a gorgeous day.

681
00:35:02,824 --> 00:35:05,955
Is there anything I'm allowed to do?

682
00:35:08,402 --> 00:35:11,533
You know, Mom, I think
it's gonna be warm enough this afternoon...

683
00:35:11,709 --> 00:35:13,440
...to go for a swim.

684
00:35:13,613 --> 00:35:15,879
I'll have to put on a bathing suit.

685
00:35:16,050 --> 00:35:21,084
Men, they can just parade around
without a care in the world.

686
00:35:21,262 --> 00:35:24,029
At what age do women
start covering themselves with tarps...

687
00:35:24,201 --> 00:35:26,330
...just for a stroll on the beach?

688
00:35:26,505 --> 00:35:28,499
(CELL PHONE CHIMING)

689
00:35:29,244 --> 00:35:31,977
- Oh, it's Stephen.
- Don't answer it.

690
00:35:32,150 --> 00:35:36,181
Let him think you're doing something
incredibly interesting without him.

691
00:35:36,358 --> 00:35:39,023
God, I hate the game-playing.

692
00:35:39,599 --> 00:35:42,298
- It does feel good to get some control.
- Of course it does.

693
00:35:42,905 --> 00:35:45,308
He's called three times a day
since we've been here.

694
00:35:45,477 --> 00:35:48,040
He's practically begging you
to come home.

695
00:35:48,216 --> 00:35:50,242
You can see where his heart is.

696
00:35:50,421 --> 00:35:53,791
This would be so much easier
if I didn't love him.

697
00:35:53,961 --> 00:35:57,457
There should be a pill that you can take
to make love go away.

698
00:35:57,635 --> 00:35:59,730
Why would you wanna
make love go away?

699
00:35:59,906 --> 00:36:02,639
It's hard enough to find it
in the first place.

700
00:36:02,813 --> 00:36:04,304
(CELL PHONE CHIMING)

701
00:36:04,682 --> 00:36:05,912
It's Stephen.

702
00:36:06,086 --> 00:36:08,751
All right, you can answer it now.

703
00:36:10,627 --> 00:36:12,757
MARY:
Hello? Oh, Stephen.

704
00:36:15,037 --> 00:36:17,098
SYLVIE:
I'm dying to see what she looks like.

705
00:36:17,274 --> 00:36:20,144
Okay, listen, Sylvie,
I'm just gonna put it on the record.

706
00:36:20,314 --> 00:36:23,344
This is a bad idea.
We don't have a plan, you don't know...

707
00:36:23,521 --> 00:36:26,220
- Oh, my God, would you look at that bag?
- So pretty.

708
00:36:26,394 --> 00:36:28,864
Sylvie, I need an advance.

709
00:36:29,032 --> 00:36:30,558
I am not going to enable you.

710
00:36:30,735 --> 00:36:32,637
Finish your damn book.

711
00:36:32,806 --> 00:36:34,207
GIRL 1:
Can I have this bag, Mommy?

712
00:36:34,376 --> 00:36:36,812
Mommy, I'm tired of shopping.

713
00:36:36,982 --> 00:36:39,315
Can we go? I wanna go.

714
00:36:39,486 --> 00:36:40,613
EDIE:
We can't go.

715
00:36:41,257 --> 00:36:43,854
Aunt Sylvie is stalking somebody.

716
00:36:44,029 --> 00:36:45,827
When she's finished, we can leave.

717
00:36:45,999 --> 00:36:49,963
I hate this store!

718
00:36:50,275 --> 00:36:51,573
April?

719
00:36:53,615 --> 00:36:55,140
I want you to listen to me.

720
00:36:55,318 --> 00:36:57,185
I'm gonna say something
very important...

721
00:36:57,355 --> 00:37:00,658
...and I want you to remember it
for the rest of your life.

722
00:37:00,830 --> 00:37:03,358
Nobody hates Saks.

723
00:37:04,938 --> 00:37:06,840
Now, let's do what we came here for.

724
00:37:10,583 --> 00:37:12,245
GIRL 2:
Mommy, can we get something to eat?

725
00:37:12,419 --> 00:37:13,752
PAT:
Fragrances, this is Pat.

726
00:37:13,923 --> 00:37:15,551
- She's with a customer.
GIRL 2: I'm hungry.

727
00:37:15,726 --> 00:37:17,923
- Can we eat somewhere soon, Mommy?
- Oh.

728
00:37:18,098 --> 00:37:20,432
GIRL 2:
I'm starving.

729
00:37:20,603 --> 00:37:22,334
Crystal.

730
00:37:23,341 --> 00:37:25,039
Phone for you.

731
00:37:26,882 --> 00:37:28,647
It's a guy.

732
00:37:35,232 --> 00:37:36,291
Wow.

733
00:37:39,541 --> 00:37:43,311
- She is fine.
- Oh, Jesus, Alex, not now.

734
00:37:43,482 --> 00:37:46,477
- We've seen her, now let's get out of here.
- Not on your life.

735
00:37:46,655 --> 00:37:48,216
Yeah, I'm with Sylvie.

736
00:37:51,198 --> 00:37:52,690
Hello?

737
00:37:53,435 --> 00:37:54,699
Stephen.

738
00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:57,638
I was hoping it was you.

739
00:37:57,811 --> 00:38:01,341
How have you been, baby?
I missed you this week.

740
00:38:01,686 --> 00:38:04,817
Well, it's cruel and unusual punishment
to be without you this long.

741
00:38:05,727 --> 00:38:07,788
I say we make up for lost time.

742
00:38:07,965 --> 00:38:10,835
What if I cook us
a romantic dinner tonight?

743
00:38:11,004 --> 00:38:14,341
The big white square thing with the fire
coming out of it is the stove.

744
00:38:14,511 --> 00:38:16,413
Shh. Oh.

745
00:38:16,582 --> 00:38:17,914
No, baby, of course.

746
00:38:18,085 --> 00:38:20,181
No, no, no, your work comes first.

747
00:38:20,357 --> 00:38:21,791
Don't worry.

748
00:38:21,959 --> 00:38:24,795
I'll just save you a piece of cake
with a candle on it.

749
00:38:24,999 --> 00:38:26,263
- Phew.
- Huh.

750
00:38:26,435 --> 00:38:29,772
Oh, I didn't wanna tell you,
because I didn't want you to make a fuss...

751
00:38:29,943 --> 00:38:32,972
...and I'll have other birthdays.

752
00:38:34,251 --> 00:38:35,446
I would... No, no, no.

753
00:38:35,620 --> 00:38:38,855
I would feel terrible taking you away
from important business.

754
00:38:39,028 --> 00:38:40,725
Are you sure?

755
00:38:40,898 --> 00:38:43,301
Oh, baby, I am one happy girl.

756
00:38:43,470 --> 00:38:46,499
Okay, I'll see you at 8.
You know where. Mwah.

757
00:38:47,478 --> 00:38:49,745
That stupid wife.

758
00:38:50,184 --> 00:38:53,988
Ever since she's been gone to wherever,
he's been acting like a lost puppy.

759
00:38:54,159 --> 00:38:57,654
I have an audition at 4:00.
Apparently now I'm cooking dinner.

760
00:38:57,832 --> 00:38:59,495
How did this all happen?

761
00:38:59,670 --> 00:39:02,334
ALEX: You volunteered.
CRYSTAL: Oh, sorry, Pat, but I gotta go.

762
00:39:02,508 --> 00:39:05,537
Can you find something to do tonight
so we can have the apartment?

763
00:39:05,915 --> 00:39:08,979
PAT:
Fine. And good luck on your audition.

764
00:39:09,155 --> 00:39:12,389
Uh, excuse me.
Can I get some help, please?

765
00:39:12,562 --> 00:39:16,502
- I was just leaving, but Pat can help you.
- Oh, I was told to ask for Crystal Allen.

766
00:39:16,670 --> 00:39:17,730
GIRL 1: Ow, give me that.
EDIE: Oh, no, no.

767
00:39:17,906 --> 00:39:19,876
- Is that you?
- Yeah.

768
00:39:20,044 --> 00:39:23,039
I've heard you have a special way
of knowing what a customer needs.

769
00:39:23,484 --> 00:39:25,421
Really? And where would you hear that?

770
00:39:26,323 --> 00:39:28,988
- Around.
GIRL 2: Pretty.

771
00:39:29,162 --> 00:39:31,395
I've been wearing Chanel No. 5
since my christening.

772
00:39:31,567 --> 00:39:32,592
(GLASS CRASHES)

773
00:39:32,770 --> 00:39:34,672
I'm thinking of changing.
What would you suggest?

774
00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:37,607
Hmm. Probably nothing too subtle.

775
00:39:37,781 --> 00:39:39,579
(LAUGHING)

776
00:39:39,750 --> 00:39:41,117
You're right about that.

777
00:39:41,287 --> 00:39:43,484
You always know exactly
where you stand with me.

778
00:39:43,658 --> 00:39:47,222
No, I want a perfume
to be a reflection of my personality.

779
00:39:47,399 --> 00:39:52,501
Smart, fearless, clever, loyal...

780
00:39:52,676 --> 00:39:55,581
...protective of friends,
ruthless if crossed.

781
00:39:55,750 --> 00:39:57,241
GIRL 1:
I want that.

782
00:39:57,653 --> 00:40:00,386
You shopping for a perfume
or writing a personal ad? Ha, ha, ha.

783
00:40:01,027 --> 00:40:02,929
A friend of mine
is wearing something new.

784
00:40:03,097 --> 00:40:06,365
Her husband bought it for her here,
I think.

785
00:40:06,538 --> 00:40:11,104
Edie, what's the name of that perfume
that Mary Haines is wearing?

786
00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:13,147
- You know, the one Stephen bought for her.
- Ah.

787
00:40:13,319 --> 00:40:14,479
Stephen Haines.

788
00:40:14,654 --> 00:40:16,089
Maybe you waited on him.

789
00:40:16,258 --> 00:40:18,991
He's good-Iooking, receding hairline.

790
00:40:19,164 --> 00:40:20,427
Platinum card.

791
00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:22,832
Maybe that rings a bell.

792
00:40:23,005 --> 00:40:26,808
Oh, we know you're screwing Stephen,
and Mary is a friend of ours, so you stop it.

793
00:40:26,980 --> 00:40:29,041
- Just stop it!
- Shh.

794
00:40:38,769 --> 00:40:41,502
So he cheated on you,
and still you said nothing to him?

795
00:40:41,675 --> 00:40:43,669
This is not modern, Mary.

796
00:40:43,847 --> 00:40:47,787
Ever since I got back from Maine,
it's all flowers and foot rubs...

797
00:40:47,955 --> 00:40:49,720
...and, "What can I do for you today?"

798
00:40:49,892 --> 00:40:53,059
I mean, maybe my mother is right.
Maybe the affair was no big deal.

799
00:40:53,233 --> 00:40:56,033
Maybe treating it that way
actually is the more modern thing.

800
00:40:56,205 --> 00:40:58,767
- When did you become French?
- I'm not sleeping with him.

801
00:40:58,944 --> 00:41:03,079
- Good. Make him suffer.
- Sylvie, let's stop talking about me, okay?

802
00:41:03,253 --> 00:41:05,382
- How's everything with Gary?
- Oh, it's over.

803
00:41:05,557 --> 00:41:07,823
He pressed his jeans.

804
00:41:07,995 --> 00:41:09,989
(CHUCKLING)

805
00:41:10,835 --> 00:41:12,565
- You are too choosy.
- No.

806
00:41:12,738 --> 00:41:15,005
Yeah, and you know why that is?

807
00:41:15,177 --> 00:41:16,270
You're afraid to choose.

808
00:41:16,446 --> 00:41:18,473
- No, I am not.
- Yes, yes, you are.

809
00:41:18,650 --> 00:41:22,385
Excuse me, I chose once, remember?

810
00:41:22,558 --> 00:41:24,893
It was all very nice
until my career took off.

811
00:41:25,063 --> 00:41:26,588
"Sylvie, I'm happy for you."

812
00:41:26,766 --> 00:41:28,828
He said, "I want you to fly.

813
00:41:29,005 --> 00:41:32,637
I just don't think I can be with a woman
who has that kind of wingspan."

814
00:41:32,812 --> 00:41:35,146
- That was just him.
- Excuse me, no.

815
00:41:35,317 --> 00:41:38,779
I'm sorry, men have a hard time
being with a successful woman.

816
00:41:38,958 --> 00:41:40,929
So we shrink to fit, like you.

817
00:41:41,096 --> 00:41:44,466
- What are you talking about?
- Yeah, like you were gonna be Donna Karan.

818
00:41:44,636 --> 00:41:47,699
And then you put on the brakes
because you could eclipse Stephen.

819
00:41:47,877 --> 00:41:51,441
When you fall in love, you don't think
about how it's gonna work out, Sylvie.

820
00:41:51,617 --> 00:41:53,814
- You just go with your gut.
- Oh, please.

821
00:41:53,988 --> 00:41:57,051
Like my first date with Stephen,
when he gave me that pumpkin.

822
00:41:57,227 --> 00:41:58,993
Thank God it was Halloween.

823
00:41:59,166 --> 00:42:02,627
That was an irresistible thing,
to be given a pumpkin on your first date.

824
00:42:02,807 --> 00:42:04,970
- That's weird.
MARY: It was charming, you know.

825
00:42:05,144 --> 00:42:07,114
SYLVIE: Carving a pumpkin?
- We carved it together.

826
00:42:07,282 --> 00:42:09,753
We were a really good team.
You know, 13 years.

827
00:42:09,921 --> 00:42:12,484
WOMAN: Good afternoon, La Perla.
- Thirteen pumpkins.

828
00:42:12,660 --> 00:42:15,291
That is what you think about
when it's all falling apart.

829
00:42:15,466 --> 00:42:17,401
It's the pumpkin. The pumpkin matters.

830
00:42:17,569 --> 00:42:20,097
I hate Halloween.
All those strangers at the door.

831
00:42:20,274 --> 00:42:24,146
You know, someday, when you are not
looking and you're not thinking, Sylvie...

832
00:42:24,316 --> 00:42:26,810
...you're gonna meet the man
you wanna marry.

833
00:42:26,988 --> 00:42:28,480
I'm the man I wanna marry.

834
00:42:28,658 --> 00:42:30,628
That's the problem.

835
00:42:30,796 --> 00:42:32,390
Ooh, hey.

836
00:42:32,566 --> 00:42:34,159
Sylvie, what do you think of this?

837
00:42:34,337 --> 00:42:35,430
- On you?
- Yeah.

838
00:42:35,606 --> 00:42:37,542
- Really?
- Yeah.

839
00:42:38,110 --> 00:42:40,047
Stephen might get lucky tonight.

840
00:42:40,215 --> 00:42:42,778
Mrs. Haines, it's been a while
since we've seen you.

841
00:42:42,954 --> 00:42:44,388
Time for a new robe?

842
00:42:44,557 --> 00:42:46,960
Hello, Grace. I'd like to try this on.

843
00:42:47,129 --> 00:42:49,498
- Really?
- What is everyone's deal?

844
00:42:49,668 --> 00:42:51,967
- What...?
WOMAN: I think this is your size.

845
00:42:52,139 --> 00:42:56,136
All right, I admit that I underestimated
the value of the slut factor in the bedroom.

846
00:42:56,315 --> 00:42:59,252
SYLVIE: Great. Maybe he'll leave some cash
on the nightstand.

847
00:43:01,291 --> 00:43:04,229
Oh, I just don't understand
why they put fluorescent lighting...

848
00:43:04,397 --> 00:43:05,456
...in dressing rooms.

849
00:43:05,632 --> 00:43:08,433
Why would a woman buy anything
if it looks like her thighs...

850
00:43:08,606 --> 00:43:10,337
...were hit by a meteor shower?

851
00:43:10,510 --> 00:43:12,274
WOMAN:
How are you doing in there, Ms. Allen?

852
00:43:12,446 --> 00:43:15,247
- Do you need another size, another color?
CRYSTAL: Oh, no, I like it.

853
00:43:15,420 --> 00:43:17,253
Don't go too far. I'm gonna need you.

854
00:43:17,657 --> 00:43:19,023
WOMAN:
No problem, Ms. Allen.

855
00:43:19,193 --> 00:43:21,756
Okay, wow, is this just too much?
I mean...

856
00:43:21,932 --> 00:43:25,201
No, it's... I think I'll go out,
and just get some other options, huh?

857
00:43:25,373 --> 00:43:27,570
CRYSTAL: Is there a mirror with better light?
- Yes.

858
00:43:27,745 --> 00:43:30,546
Out here in the hall.
But you probably don't wanna go...

859
00:43:30,718 --> 00:43:32,880
I'm not shy.

860
00:43:39,134 --> 00:43:40,467
WOMAN:
Hmm.

861
00:43:40,905 --> 00:43:44,868
I've got to say, you're my first customer
who's had the courage to try that on.

862
00:43:45,046 --> 00:43:46,514
Do you have those cutlet things?

863
00:43:46,682 --> 00:43:48,778
- You know, I need some lift.
- Oh, yeah.

864
00:43:49,421 --> 00:43:52,188
I think I have to take this.
How much money is it?

865
00:43:52,361 --> 00:43:53,852
WOMAN:
It's Italian handmade lace.

866
00:43:54,031 --> 00:43:56,935
That's why it's $650.

867
00:43:57,103 --> 00:43:59,768
CRYSTAL: Does it come in any other colors?
- Champagne.

868
00:43:59,943 --> 00:44:02,972
Ah. I love champagne.
I'll take it in a champagne as well.

869
00:44:03,550 --> 00:44:06,044
Will that be cash or charge?

870
00:44:06,222 --> 00:44:07,382
You take personal checks?

871
00:44:07,558 --> 00:44:09,824
No, but I'd be happy
to open up a store charge.

872
00:44:09,996 --> 00:44:12,935
It only takes a few minutes
to do a credit check.

873
00:44:13,103 --> 00:44:15,005
Credit check.

874
00:44:15,174 --> 00:44:17,838
I don't have time for a credit check.

875
00:44:18,013 --> 00:44:21,453
Hey, what if I gave you the number
of someone who does have a credit card?

876
00:44:21,620 --> 00:44:24,557
And I'm sure if you called him,
he'd be happy to give it to you.

877
00:44:24,726 --> 00:44:25,854
We can try that.

878
00:44:26,029 --> 00:44:29,935
- What's the gentleman's name?
- Stephen Haines.

879
00:44:30,839 --> 00:44:33,002
He's a friend of the family.

880
00:44:33,745 --> 00:44:35,772
Mrs. Haines is a client of ours.

881
00:44:35,949 --> 00:44:40,253
In fact, she's in the dressing room
right across the hall.

882
00:44:41,393 --> 00:44:44,058
Would you like me
to have her approve this for you?

883
00:44:47,038 --> 00:44:48,301
No.

884
00:44:49,009 --> 00:44:50,671
No, no, no.

885
00:44:50,845 --> 00:44:53,908
Um, you see, I don't think
that would be in very good taste.

886
00:44:54,086 --> 00:44:57,650
You see, I'm relatively new in town,
and I haven't had the pleasure...

887
00:44:57,826 --> 00:44:59,227
...of meeting Mrs. Haines yet.

888
00:44:59,396 --> 00:45:03,530
I would hate for this
to be our first introduction.

889
00:45:03,705 --> 00:45:05,173
I'm sure you understand.

890
00:45:05,708 --> 00:45:07,838
I do understand.

891
00:45:08,448 --> 00:45:11,318
- I'll phone Mr. Haines.
- Thanks, sweetie.

892
00:45:22,042 --> 00:45:24,172
Oh. You don't think it's flattering?

893
00:45:24,347 --> 00:45:26,441
- Is that what you're thinking?
- Mary.

894
00:45:27,420 --> 00:45:29,914
She's here,
in the dressing room across the hall.

895
00:45:30,092 --> 00:45:31,924
Crystal Allen.

896
00:45:32,095 --> 00:45:33,462
What?

897
00:45:34,501 --> 00:45:37,029
- How do you know?
- I saw her talking to the saleswoman.

898
00:45:37,206 --> 00:45:40,976
She's spending a fortune, and, Mary,
she's putting it on Stephen's account.

899
00:45:41,381 --> 00:45:42,406
Oh, that's not true.

900
00:45:42,583 --> 00:45:45,817
If he's paying her bills, Mary,
it means he's still involved with her.

901
00:45:46,258 --> 00:45:50,825
Well, I'm just gonna go home.
Can you just help me out?

902
00:45:51,001 --> 00:45:52,469
SYLVIE: Are you leaving?
- Help me off...

903
00:45:52,637 --> 00:45:55,473
SYLVIE: Mary, go in there.
- Help me off with this thing.

904
00:45:55,644 --> 00:45:57,773
You've been running away
from this whole thing.

905
00:45:58,148 --> 00:46:01,588
- What are you afraid of?
- Of being made a bigger fool, Sylvie.

906
00:46:01,756 --> 00:46:05,719
Listen to me, that woman is working
her way into another person's life...

907
00:46:05,897 --> 00:46:07,297
...and it happens to be yours.

908
00:46:07,466 --> 00:46:10,302
And if you don't stand up to her
and face her...

909
00:46:10,472 --> 00:46:14,173
...it's a matter of time before she's
carving the pumpkin with your daughter.

910
00:46:14,347 --> 00:46:16,818
Now, I'm giving you permission
to behave badly.

911
00:46:16,986 --> 00:46:19,457
You go in there and kick her ass.

912
00:46:22,364 --> 00:46:23,627
- Go on.
- Okay.

913
00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:26,431
- I'll be your cornerman, you just go.
- Go.

914
00:46:30,380 --> 00:46:31,610
SYLVIE:
Go.

915
00:46:31,783 --> 00:46:33,251
Go on.

916
00:46:33,519 --> 00:46:35,854
- You can do it.
- Okay, I can't.

917
00:46:36,025 --> 00:46:38,052
- Go.
- I can't do it.

918
00:46:41,269 --> 00:46:42,932
MARY:
Oh, shit.

919
00:46:43,106 --> 00:46:44,597
- Excuse me?
- Are you kidding me?

920
00:46:44,775 --> 00:46:46,939
- Excuse me?
- Are you...?

921
00:46:50,988 --> 00:46:52,855
I'm Mary Haines.

922
00:46:54,896 --> 00:46:56,422
Right, um.

923
00:46:56,733 --> 00:46:58,726
Well, this is awkward.

924
00:46:58,905 --> 00:47:01,307
- I guess he finally told you.
- No, no, no.

925
00:47:01,476 --> 00:47:03,742
He never mentioned you,
but I've known about you.

926
00:47:03,914 --> 00:47:05,075
- Really?
- Yeah.

927
00:47:05,250 --> 00:47:08,314
- I'm surprised I haven't heard from you.
- Well, it's not my style.

928
00:47:08,490 --> 00:47:12,088
But since you were in the vicinity,
I thought I'd introduce myself.

929
00:47:12,265 --> 00:47:16,069
Um, look, Mrs. Haines, I am really sorry
for what this has done to you.

930
00:47:16,239 --> 00:47:18,471
And I know Stephen
never meant to hurt you.

931
00:47:18,644 --> 00:47:20,911
What? You don't know anything
about my husband.

932
00:47:22,452 --> 00:47:25,583
I do know that a woman never steals
another woman's husband.

933
00:47:25,758 --> 00:47:27,022
They usually go willingly.

934
00:47:27,195 --> 00:47:30,794
Well, it sounds like you have
a lot of experience in that area.

935
00:47:31,303 --> 00:47:34,139
You know, Stephen is a very smart man.

936
00:47:34,310 --> 00:47:37,976
He's just way too smart
to take someone like you seriously.

937
00:47:38,150 --> 00:47:39,243
I mean...

938
00:47:40,055 --> 00:47:43,721
Mrs. Haines,
I know so many women like you.

939
00:47:43,896 --> 00:47:46,331
You have your fancy friends
and your nice houses...

940
00:47:46,501 --> 00:47:50,806
...your calendars are full of social events
and shopping dates and charity lunches...

941
00:47:50,977 --> 00:47:53,915
...to make you feel like you're
doing something with your lives.

942
00:47:54,083 --> 00:47:57,523
But eventually,
you stop paying attention to your men.

943
00:47:57,690 --> 00:47:59,090
They get Ionely.

944
00:47:59,260 --> 00:48:05,102
And they come looking for someone
who makes them feel appreciated again.

945
00:48:05,272 --> 00:48:10,010
And believe me,
they take that very, very seriously.

946
00:48:10,415 --> 00:48:12,442
You know, I came in here with...

947
00:48:12,620 --> 00:48:16,822
...I admit, just a ridiculous idea
that if you and I ever met...

948
00:48:16,995 --> 00:48:19,728
...and you saw
that I was an actual human being...

949
00:48:19,901 --> 00:48:22,737
...and not just some stray thought
out in Connecticut...

950
00:48:22,907 --> 00:48:25,606
...that you might actually feel
a little bit of remorse.

951
00:48:25,780 --> 00:48:29,584
One woman having that transcendent
moment of connect with another.

952
00:48:29,754 --> 00:48:33,751
And that you might realize the scope
of the damage that you've done...

953
00:48:33,929 --> 00:48:36,901
...not just to me, but to a family.

954
00:48:37,871 --> 00:48:39,568
I have no idea what you just said.

955
00:48:39,942 --> 00:48:43,437
I know, yeah. So I'm gonna put this
in terms that you can understand.

956
00:48:43,616 --> 00:48:46,919
You are gonna stop seeing my husband.

957
00:48:47,090 --> 00:48:49,653
I guess that's up to him, isn't it?

958
00:48:51,098 --> 00:48:53,193
Listen, let me give you
a little bit of a tip.

959
00:48:53,369 --> 00:48:55,236
Stephen...

960
00:48:55,641 --> 00:49:01,380
Stephen would never like anything
that, uh, trashy.

961
00:49:01,552 --> 00:49:06,552
Well, if Stephen doesn't like
anything I'm wearing, I take it off.

962
00:49:12,373 --> 00:49:13,967
You were great, Mary.

963
00:49:14,145 --> 00:49:15,738
Get me out of here.

964
00:49:16,015 --> 00:49:17,278
MARY:
Who are you, Stephen?

965
00:49:17,451 --> 00:49:20,355
- Tell me, what's going on?
- Oh, she is really giving it to him.

966
00:49:20,524 --> 00:49:22,961
And he is not saying much,
because, really, I mean...

967
00:49:23,129 --> 00:49:26,569
...what could this cheating,
lying bastard say?

968
00:49:26,737 --> 00:49:27,761
What else? What else?

969
00:49:27,939 --> 00:49:31,343
Oh, so they argue some more,
and then Mary gets very quiet...

970
00:49:31,512 --> 00:49:35,316
...and she says,
"Stephen, do you wanna be with her?"

971
00:49:35,487 --> 00:49:36,581
- Oh, good move.
- Yeah.

972
00:49:36,757 --> 00:49:37,782
Force his hand.

973
00:49:37,959 --> 00:49:40,590
And he says, "Mary, I love you."

974
00:49:40,765 --> 00:49:44,432
Oh, yeah. Oh, please, predictable.

975
00:49:44,606 --> 00:49:47,043
But I think Mary started listening to him.

976
00:49:47,212 --> 00:49:48,680
So he keeps talking.

977
00:49:48,848 --> 00:49:52,618
He says he never meant
for the affair to turn into anything.

978
00:49:52,789 --> 00:49:56,421
And he tried to end it more than once.

979
00:49:56,597 --> 00:50:00,263
Men get themselves into things,
then they don't know how to get out of it.

980
00:50:00,438 --> 00:50:02,670
But here's
where he makes his big mistake.

981
00:50:03,076 --> 00:50:08,418
He says he kept seeing Crystal
because he felt she got dependent on him.

982
00:50:08,587 --> 00:50:11,081
- And that he didn't wanna hurt her.
- Hurt her?

983
00:50:11,260 --> 00:50:14,665
That's exactly what Mary said,
then she makes her big mistake.

984
00:50:14,834 --> 00:50:18,102
She says, "How could you not see
that she's just after your money?"

985
00:50:18,274 --> 00:50:19,299
Oh, she blew it.

986
00:50:19,476 --> 00:50:23,382
The last thing a man wants to hear is that
his wife is the only one stupid enough...

987
00:50:23,551 --> 00:50:25,818
...to love him for himself.

988
00:50:26,457 --> 00:50:28,189
Nobody knows how to argue.

989
00:50:28,361 --> 00:50:29,829
I should run a school.

990
00:50:29,997 --> 00:50:32,798
So now he asks her the big question.

991
00:50:32,970 --> 00:50:35,601
Is there any way they can put it all
back together again?

992
00:50:35,976 --> 00:50:38,743
You should have heard him.
It would have broke your heart.

993
00:50:38,915 --> 00:50:40,076
Oh, who cares?

994
00:50:40,251 --> 00:50:42,279
Do we still have jobs or not?

995
00:50:42,456 --> 00:50:45,223
Mary said she wants a divorce.

996
00:50:46,164 --> 00:50:48,030
- What did he say?
- He says...

997
00:50:48,200 --> 00:50:50,603
...he'd wish she'd take some time
and think it over.

998
00:50:50,773 --> 00:50:52,835
And that he would spend
the night at a hotel.

999
00:50:53,011 --> 00:50:56,211
- What did she say?
- She threw her wedding band at him.

1000
00:50:56,886 --> 00:50:58,218
Oh, that's bad.

1001
00:50:58,388 --> 00:51:01,417
- Oh, that's very bad.
- Yeah.

1002
00:51:02,330 --> 00:51:05,427
MAGGIE:
Where the hell's my address book?

1003
00:51:05,603 --> 00:51:08,574
I have a woman who keeps offering me
a job. Barbara somebody.

1004
00:51:08,742 --> 00:51:11,578
What are you doing?
You can't desert them now.

1005
00:51:11,748 --> 00:51:12,774
(CAR DOOR SLAMS)

1006
00:51:12,951 --> 00:51:15,148
Oh, my God. Shh.
I hear something.

1007
00:51:15,322 --> 00:51:17,315
(CAR ENGINE RUMBLING)

1008
00:51:20,533 --> 00:51:22,058
That's it.

1009
00:51:22,236 --> 00:51:23,865
We're on a sinking ship, Uta.

1010
00:51:25,075 --> 00:51:26,601
I have a cardinal rule.

1011
00:51:26,779 --> 00:51:30,879
Never get attached to the family.
This is exactly why.

1012
00:51:31,055 --> 00:51:36,122
And that, Uta, is why the revolutionaries
threw tea into Boston Harbor.

1013
00:51:36,298 --> 00:51:39,635
MARY: I need to eat something.
That's low-fat, low-carb, fat-free...

1014
00:51:39,806 --> 00:51:41,399
There's fruit everywhere.

1015
00:51:41,575 --> 00:51:43,671
- Where's the junk?
- You don't let me buy any.

1016
00:51:43,847 --> 00:51:46,181
UTA:
Why don't I fix you a drink?

1017
00:51:47,254 --> 00:51:48,745
MARY:
All right.

1018
00:51:48,924 --> 00:51:52,260
I think you both should know
Stephen and I are splitting up.

1019
00:51:52,764 --> 00:51:54,758
Yeah, he's been having an affair.

1020
00:51:54,936 --> 00:51:56,666
- Get out of here.
- I don't believe it.

1021
00:51:56,840 --> 00:51:58,365
Yeah, yeah.

1022
00:51:58,543 --> 00:52:01,013
And let me tell you
how stupid I am, okay?

1023
00:52:01,182 --> 00:52:04,086
I had myself convinced
that it was no big deal.

1024
00:52:04,255 --> 00:52:06,224
Just a little chapter, not the whole book.

1025
00:52:06,392 --> 00:52:09,330
And if I just put the old blinders on,
rose above it...

1026
00:52:09,499 --> 00:52:11,594
...everything would work itself out.

1027
00:52:11,770 --> 00:52:12,999
Bullshit.

1028
00:52:13,473 --> 00:52:16,468
I mean, it's not like I was deliriously happy
every single day...

1029
00:52:16,646 --> 00:52:18,741
...of this marriage, you know?

1030
00:52:18,952 --> 00:52:21,184
But did I screw around? No.

1031
00:52:21,924 --> 00:52:23,449
I could have, by the way.

1032
00:52:23,627 --> 00:52:26,929
I really could have
because men have come on to me plenty.

1033
00:52:27,100 --> 00:52:28,330
All right, once or twice.

1034
00:52:28,503 --> 00:52:31,442
But I thought about it,
because this just in:

1035
00:52:31,610 --> 00:52:38,078
Thirteen years of sex with the same man
can be a little bit boring, all right?

1036
00:52:38,257 --> 00:52:41,525
I mean, Stephen had his bag of tricks
and I knew them all.

1037
00:52:41,697 --> 00:52:42,824
But did I complain?

1038
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:45,767
Did I go out
and bang the Federal Express guy?

1039
00:52:46,774 --> 00:52:48,835
And let me tell you something else.

1040
00:52:49,513 --> 00:52:51,414
Stephen does not know
how good he had it.

1041
00:52:51,584 --> 00:52:55,490
There is nobody, and I mean nobody,
who's gonna give that man...

1042
00:52:55,658 --> 00:52:57,685
...a better time in bed than I did.

1043
00:52:57,863 --> 00:53:00,801
I could suck the nails out of a board,
and that is a fact.

1044
00:53:04,243 --> 00:53:06,406
Oh, God.

1045
00:53:07,382 --> 00:53:09,181
God.

1046
00:53:10,288 --> 00:53:12,987
You can't think straight right now.

1047
00:53:13,161 --> 00:53:16,498
You know what I do
when I have a problem?

1048
00:53:16,668 --> 00:53:23,079
Before I go to sleep, I tell myself
I'm gonna wake up with the answer.

1049
00:53:23,247 --> 00:53:25,274
And that does it. I do.

1050
00:53:25,452 --> 00:53:26,546
You try it.

1051
00:53:26,721 --> 00:53:29,318
You go on upstairs
and get a good night's sleep.

1052
00:53:29,494 --> 00:53:31,964
And tomorrow morning,
it'll all look better.

1053
00:53:32,132 --> 00:53:34,125
Oh, Maggie.

1054
00:53:35,171 --> 00:53:36,765
Go on, you'll feel better.

1055
00:53:42,119 --> 00:53:43,919
I love you guys.

1056
00:53:46,227 --> 00:53:48,721
She's not gonna dump him.

1057
00:53:50,136 --> 00:53:54,805
I know how she feels about that man
and how he feels about her.

1058
00:53:55,312 --> 00:53:58,546
He'll be back in this house
by the end of the week.

1059
00:54:40,837 --> 00:54:42,170
(CRYING)

1060
00:54:42,341 --> 00:54:44,437
I don't understand.

1061
00:54:45,046 --> 00:54:46,412
Why did this happen to me?

1062
00:54:46,582 --> 00:54:50,022
SYLVIE:
Oh, sweetie, listen.

1063
00:54:50,190 --> 00:54:53,492
Listen, it happens
in every relationship, okay?

1064
00:54:53,663 --> 00:54:56,226
Eventually,
somebody betrays somebody else.

1065
00:54:56,402 --> 00:54:59,807
It's either in a big way
or in a million little ones.

1066
00:54:59,976 --> 00:55:01,947
It's just the nature of it, okay?

1067
00:55:02,115 --> 00:55:04,881
Oh, Jesus.

1068
00:55:05,054 --> 00:55:07,285
SYLVIE:
Oh, God.

1069
00:55:10,665 --> 00:55:12,635
- What am I gonna do?
- You'll figure it out.

1070
00:55:12,802 --> 00:55:14,829
We'll figure it out.

1071
00:55:19,984 --> 00:55:22,420
Come on, we need to pull out
the big idea here.

1072
00:55:22,589 --> 00:55:25,219
We should focus on the cover.
How to get it to pop.

1073
00:55:25,394 --> 00:55:28,924
Okay, what about this for a cover blurb?
"The 45-Minute Orgasm."

1074
00:55:29,102 --> 00:55:31,368
Forty-five minutes? Who has the time?

1075
00:55:31,540 --> 00:55:32,873
(LAUGHING)

1076
00:55:33,043 --> 00:55:36,448
Listen, I really wanna make a statement
with this issue.

1077
00:55:36,617 --> 00:55:40,112
It's time to cut ourselves away
from the herd, talk up to the reader.

1078
00:55:40,292 --> 00:55:41,726
JEAN:
I thought we already were.

1079
00:55:41,894 --> 00:55:44,764
What about the piece we did
on living an authentic life?

1080
00:55:44,934 --> 00:55:46,233
Oh, come on.

1081
00:55:46,404 --> 00:55:48,499
We tell women
to feel good about themselves...

1082
00:55:48,675 --> 00:55:51,272
...and then we print 15 pieces
on crazy diets.

1083
00:55:51,447 --> 00:55:55,284
We run ads for wrinkle creams,
the models are 20 years old.

1084
00:55:55,455 --> 00:55:58,552
- We're driving women mad.
- Okay.

1085
00:55:59,095 --> 00:56:02,067
I know I'm the new kid,
but here's what I would do...

1086
00:56:02,236 --> 00:56:03,796
...if I were in charge of CACHET.

1087
00:56:04,908 --> 00:56:07,037
I would tie each issue to a theme.

1088
00:56:07,212 --> 00:56:08,237
Brand it.

1089
00:56:08,415 --> 00:56:10,716
By branding each issue,
we brand the magazine...

1090
00:56:10,887 --> 00:56:13,791
...giving it a more unique identity
on the newsstand.

1091
00:56:13,959 --> 00:56:16,863
I would make sure
that each theme had an edge.

1092
00:56:17,032 --> 00:56:18,125
A sense of humor.

1093
00:56:18,301 --> 00:56:20,864
For instance, the revenge issue.

1094
00:56:21,575 --> 00:56:23,669
How to get it, who to stick it to...

1095
00:56:23,846 --> 00:56:26,146
...the fine art of holding a grudge.

1096
00:56:26,317 --> 00:56:29,289
We put an actress on the cover,
someone young, hot.

1097
00:56:29,457 --> 00:56:31,860
And we make the whole thing irresistible.

1098
00:56:32,029 --> 00:56:34,899
We become the guilty pleasure
of the publishing world...

1099
00:56:35,069 --> 00:56:37,631
...and that is how we turn it around.

1100
00:56:40,145 --> 00:56:41,877
Come on, Annie.

1101
00:56:42,050 --> 00:56:45,022
Revenge? It's so retro.

1102
00:56:45,523 --> 00:56:46,991
It's old-think.

1103
00:56:47,159 --> 00:56:51,031
Don't we all have better things to do?
It's the opposite of what I'm talking about.

1104
00:56:51,201 --> 00:56:53,262
But I would buy that magazine.

1105
00:56:55,878 --> 00:56:59,841
Uh, I think we should take a break, okay?
Let all this percolate.

1106
00:57:00,019 --> 00:57:01,579
We'll pick it up after lunch.

1107
00:57:02,190 --> 00:57:04,023
Just think about it.

1108
00:57:04,427 --> 00:57:06,294
It's a good idea.

1109
00:57:09,572 --> 00:57:12,601
Let me tell you,
editors, they live in fear of a girl like that.

1110
00:57:12,778 --> 00:57:16,616
They walk into your world, you're thinking,
"Wait, am I out of the loop here?"

1111
00:57:17,020 --> 00:57:19,958
- I mean, "Am I missing the trends?"
- Climb higher.

1112
00:57:20,126 --> 00:57:23,429
- Can't we take a break?
- No breaks.

1113
00:57:23,600 --> 00:57:25,798
What are the two most feared words
in English?

1114
00:57:26,172 --> 00:57:29,338
- "Pool party."
- "Keep climbing."

1115
00:57:33,386 --> 00:57:36,256
Wait a minute. Let me down, okay?

1116
00:57:36,694 --> 00:57:37,956
Thanks.

1117
00:57:40,400 --> 00:57:42,131
Hey, Bailey Smith, right?

1118
00:57:42,304 --> 00:57:44,570
Sylvie Fowler.
We met at the MTV Awards.

1119
00:57:44,742 --> 00:57:46,508
Oh, right, right, right, yeah.

1120
00:57:46,680 --> 00:57:50,084
So how are things
in the hot seat at CACHET?

1121
00:57:50,253 --> 00:57:55,662
Well, I'm not gonna be happy
until I take a nice big chunk out of Vogue.

1122
00:57:55,832 --> 00:57:57,665
- You know how I'm gonna do that?
- How?

1123
00:57:57,836 --> 00:58:00,569
By putting star writers
on the magazine, like you.

1124
00:58:00,742 --> 00:58:04,773
Oh, well, that is a nice compliment,
but I'm not for sale.

1125
00:58:04,950 --> 00:58:08,117
- I'm really happy at The Post.
- Excuse me, but I don't know why.

1126
00:58:08,290 --> 00:58:10,624
You made a reputation
writing brilliant profiles...

1127
00:58:10,795 --> 00:58:13,392
...and now
you're writing gossip for a tabloid.

1128
00:58:13,902 --> 00:58:15,894
Wait, I am syndicated.

1129
00:58:16,072 --> 00:58:18,475
I don't have to worry
about money anymore.

1130
00:58:18,644 --> 00:58:22,015
You know, anyway,
I write about people, not fashion.

1131
00:58:22,185 --> 00:58:23,518
That's what I want you to do.

1132
00:58:23,689 --> 00:58:26,785
Write about interesting people
in your own irreverent way.

1133
00:58:26,961 --> 00:58:28,361
You'll sell magazines.

1134
00:58:28,965 --> 00:58:31,698
I hear your circulation's down.

1135
00:58:31,871 --> 00:58:36,141
And didn't you have
some staff defections last week?

1136
00:58:36,447 --> 00:58:38,611
Some people can't take the hills.

1137
00:58:39,921 --> 00:58:45,729
You know, um, I would consider
doing some pieces for you...

1138
00:58:45,899 --> 00:58:48,564
...but I would need something in return.

1139
00:58:48,739 --> 00:58:50,002
Well, you name it.

1140
00:58:50,174 --> 00:58:52,111
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

1141
00:58:52,379 --> 00:58:57,617
Well, I'm doing a series of columns
on high-profile New York marriages.

1142
00:58:57,791 --> 00:59:00,660
I hear one of them is breaking up.

1143
00:59:00,996 --> 00:59:02,659
Oh. Oh.

1144
00:59:02,833 --> 00:59:05,396
- You know who I'm talking about.
- I don't know anything.

1145
00:59:05,572 --> 00:59:07,303
And who cares, anyway?

1146
00:59:07,476 --> 00:59:09,105
Oh, come on.

1147
00:59:09,280 --> 00:59:13,687
Messy divorces sell more papers
than presidential campaigns.

1148
00:59:13,856 --> 00:59:16,486
Sounds like you've written a story.
What you need me for?

1149
00:59:16,662 --> 00:59:20,898
You know I need confirmation
from some ironclad source.

1150
00:59:21,070 --> 00:59:22,903
I'm sorry, I can't help you.

1151
00:59:24,010 --> 00:59:26,811
Just because you wouldn't do
a favor for me...

1152
00:59:26,982 --> 00:59:29,510
...doesn't mean I won't do one for you.

1153
00:59:29,688 --> 00:59:34,790
One of my spies said
they saw your publisher last night...

1154
00:59:34,965 --> 00:59:38,267
...having dinner with Talia Greene
from Harper's Bazaar.

1155
00:59:38,673 --> 00:59:42,774
Wait, I am not worried, okay?

1156
00:59:42,949 --> 00:59:44,349
Ned wouldn't replace me.

1157
00:59:44,518 --> 00:59:47,422
He's completely committed
to my vision for the magazine.

1158
00:59:47,591 --> 00:59:48,616
Sure, I'm sure.

1159
00:59:48,793 --> 00:59:53,634
But it's just that I heard that there
was some heavy wooing going on.

1160
00:59:53,804 --> 00:59:56,469
Bailey, do not print that, okay?

1161
00:59:56,643 --> 00:59:59,136
What little staff I have left
would smell blood.

1162
00:59:59,314 --> 01:00:01,842
It would completely destroy
my credibility at CACHET...

1163
01:00:02,020 --> 01:00:03,819
...and then I really am out the door.

1164
01:00:03,991 --> 01:00:07,487
I know, it's incredible, isn't it,
how a little piece of gossip like that...

1165
01:00:07,665 --> 01:00:11,833
...has the potential
to actually unravel an entire career?

1166
01:00:12,007 --> 01:00:16,950
Because, really, when you think about it,
where would you go if you left CACHET?

1167
01:00:34,319 --> 01:00:37,291
This is the last time
you're picking the restaurant.

1168
01:00:37,459 --> 01:00:39,724
If they're gonna plaster your life
in the paper...

1169
01:00:39,896 --> 01:00:42,663
...you would think
they would at least run a decent picture.

1170
01:00:42,836 --> 01:00:44,635
Especially next to that Crystal.

1171
01:00:45,174 --> 01:00:48,341
Shouldn't she have to have a permit
to wear a dress like that?

1172
01:00:48,514 --> 01:00:50,506
You're awfully quiet for a change.

1173
01:00:50,684 --> 01:00:52,814
Oh, tough day at work, is all.

1174
01:00:56,096 --> 01:00:57,690
EDIE:
She's here.

1175
01:00:58,468 --> 01:00:59,959
- Hi.
MARY: Hi.

1176
01:01:00,137 --> 01:01:01,902
- Alex picked the restaurant, right?
- Heh, heh, heh.

1177
01:01:02,075 --> 01:01:03,839
- Of course.
- That looks good.

1178
01:01:09,056 --> 01:01:10,456
So everybody's seen it, right?

1179
01:01:10,625 --> 01:01:13,324
Okay, no big elephants on the table.

1180
01:01:13,865 --> 01:01:17,134
Just when you thought
it couldn't get any shittier.

1181
01:01:17,305 --> 01:01:20,937
Okay, do you wanna have a big laugh
about it right now, huh?

1182
01:01:21,112 --> 01:01:22,707
Or you wanna run off with a woman?

1183
01:01:22,884 --> 01:01:26,756
- If you did, this would be the place.
- Maybe a margarita and a woman.

1184
01:01:26,925 --> 01:01:28,154
I like that.

1185
01:01:28,327 --> 01:01:31,892
I think it's gonna be okay, ladies.
She's turned the page.

1186
01:01:32,069 --> 01:01:35,166
Yeah, I've turned the page.
I hired a lawyer today.

1187
01:01:37,947 --> 01:01:41,647
Mary, um, don't you think
maybe it's too soon for lawyers?

1188
01:01:42,323 --> 01:01:44,087
Let things settle down.

1189
01:01:44,259 --> 01:01:46,526
A month from now,
everything could look different.

1190
01:01:46,698 --> 01:01:48,462
- What?
- I know.

1191
01:01:48,635 --> 01:01:53,839
Okay, I'm gonna take a risk here
and say something that may be...

1192
01:01:54,714 --> 01:01:56,445
There are two sides to every story.

1193
01:01:57,687 --> 01:02:01,149
Any one of us is capable,
under the right circumstances...

1194
01:02:01,328 --> 01:02:04,892
...of making a very big mistake.

1195
01:02:05,336 --> 01:02:07,739
Right? Right?

1196
01:02:08,475 --> 01:02:13,509
And a good marriage counselor
might ask:

1197
01:02:13,686 --> 01:02:16,020
"And how were you culpable
in this marriage?"

1198
01:02:16,191 --> 01:02:18,593
Well, I married an asshole.
That's how I'm culpable.

1199
01:02:18,763 --> 01:02:20,096
Which side are you on?

1200
01:02:20,267 --> 01:02:22,031
- I'm not taking sides.
MARY: Well, pick one.

1201
01:02:22,203 --> 01:02:23,229
I'm on your side.

1202
01:02:25,009 --> 01:02:27,378
- My money's on you.
- All right.

1203
01:02:27,548 --> 01:02:30,247
Okay. Here's what I wanna know.

1204
01:02:30,420 --> 01:02:33,860
I wanna know how somebody
like Bailey Smith faces herself in the mirror.

1205
01:02:34,028 --> 01:02:38,128
I wanna know how somebody can make a
living feeding off of somebody else's pain.

1206
01:02:38,303 --> 01:02:40,033
Mary, it's my fault.

1207
01:02:41,909 --> 01:02:43,378
Okay.

1208
01:02:44,615 --> 01:02:46,744
Bailey Smith knew
I was about to be fired...

1209
01:02:46,919 --> 01:02:49,516
...and she knew
that I needed her on the magazine.

1210
01:02:49,692 --> 01:02:51,423
So she practically blackmailed me.

1211
01:02:51,597 --> 01:02:54,865
I didn't give her any information.
She had all the details already.

1212
01:02:55,036 --> 01:02:58,635
She just said, "Nod if it's true."
And that's all I did, is nod.

1213
01:03:01,283 --> 01:03:02,945
I was in a terrible position.

1214
01:03:03,119 --> 01:03:05,386
I was scared.

1215
01:03:05,558 --> 01:03:08,758
You know, people do terrible things
when they're scared.

1216
01:03:08,931 --> 01:03:10,399
And this is terrible.

1217
01:03:10,567 --> 01:03:12,367
I know that. I know.

1218
01:03:15,111 --> 01:03:16,636
What is going on with you?

1219
01:03:18,517 --> 01:03:24,519
Guys, I'm fighting for a job
that I've worked for my whole life.

1220
01:03:39,694 --> 01:03:41,492
What was it that you said, Sylvie?

1221
01:03:41,663 --> 01:03:44,430
You said that betrayal is inevitable
in any relationship.

1222
01:03:44,602 --> 01:03:46,732
I thought you were just talking
about marriage.

1223
01:03:46,908 --> 01:03:49,141
This is so much worse.

1224
01:04:02,439 --> 01:04:05,308
CRYSTAL (ON TV): You don't have
what it takes to run a company like this.

1225
01:04:05,579 --> 01:04:07,879
Now, take a walk and never look back.

1226
01:04:08,050 --> 01:04:11,683
My father will never let you
get away with this, Ramona.

1227
01:04:11,958 --> 01:04:14,987
I'm sleeping with your father.

1228
01:04:17,804 --> 01:04:19,797
(WOMAN ON TV
READING ON-SCREEN TEXT)

1229
01:04:21,511 --> 01:04:23,105
WOMAN (ON TV):
Who knows moisture better than Dove?

1230
01:04:23,282 --> 01:04:26,344
For God's sakes.
Middle of the afternoon.

1231
01:04:26,522 --> 01:04:29,391
Your daughter's gonna be home
from school any minute.

1232
01:04:29,560 --> 01:04:33,365
You want her to see her mother
in her bathrobe again, huh?

1233
01:04:33,536 --> 01:04:36,770
I don't look at clocks anymore.
It's very liberating.

1234
01:04:36,942 --> 01:04:38,935
(PHONE RINGING)

1235
01:04:46,896 --> 01:04:48,797
Haines residence.

1236
01:04:48,966 --> 01:04:51,369
Oh. Hello.

1237
01:04:51,538 --> 01:04:55,034
Heh, heh.
Sure, I still recognize your voice.

1238
01:04:56,715 --> 01:04:58,446
Well, me?

1239
01:04:58,786 --> 01:05:00,586
Holding down the fort.

1240
01:05:01,225 --> 01:05:02,420
Uh...

1241
01:05:02,594 --> 01:05:05,897
I'll see if she's still here.

1242
01:05:06,368 --> 01:05:08,999
- It's Mr. Haines. He's on the phone.
- Oh.

1243
01:05:09,174 --> 01:05:10,699
Tell him I'm not here.

1244
01:05:10,878 --> 01:05:14,044
I'm a bad liar. If I were any better,
I'd be embezzling from you.

1245
01:05:14,217 --> 01:05:16,119
I don't wanna talk to him. I'm busy.

1246
01:05:16,288 --> 01:05:19,385
Okay, look, I'm the housekeeper.

1247
01:05:19,562 --> 01:05:22,055
I cook, I clean, I run errands
and that's it.

1248
01:05:22,234 --> 01:05:24,226
I'm not your secretary.
I'm not your mother.

1249
01:05:24,404 --> 01:05:26,398
I'm not your pal. I'm not involved.

1250
01:05:26,576 --> 01:05:29,343
Now, you get over here
and take care of your business.

1251
01:05:36,262 --> 01:05:37,287
Hello, Stephen.

1252
01:05:37,464 --> 01:05:40,027
I haven't talked to the appraiser.
I'll do it next week.

1253
01:05:40,203 --> 01:05:41,637
MAGGIE:
Let's go. Get out of here, come on.

1254
01:05:41,807 --> 01:05:43,139
Oh.

1255
01:05:44,211 --> 01:05:47,650
Well, I'm sure she'd love
to carve a pumpkin with you.

1256
01:05:49,021 --> 01:05:51,924
Well, thank you for the invitation,
but I think you two are...

1257
01:05:52,094 --> 01:05:54,155
You'd be better off on your own.

1258
01:05:54,332 --> 01:05:59,139
Because I wouldn't have the first idea
how to be around you right now, Stephen.

1259
01:05:59,309 --> 01:06:02,804
No, I already told you, it's over.
No marriage counselor.

1260
01:06:02,983 --> 01:06:05,351
I'll have Molly call you.

1261
01:06:09,496 --> 01:06:11,226
Oh, sweetie.

1262
01:06:11,399 --> 01:06:13,336
Oh, I am so sorry.

1263
01:06:13,504 --> 01:06:16,067
I didn't mean for you to hear that.

1264
01:06:24,926 --> 01:06:26,225
(ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS)

1265
01:06:26,397 --> 01:06:28,299
SYLVIE (ON RECORDING):
Mary, I know you're there.

1266
01:06:28,467 --> 01:06:29,993
Why won't you return my calls?

1267
01:06:30,171 --> 01:06:31,935
We have to talk about this.

1268
01:06:32,108 --> 01:06:33,337
(ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS)

1269
01:06:33,512 --> 01:06:36,848
SYLVIE: Hey, it's bad form
to screen calls, Mary. Pick up.

1270
01:06:37,018 --> 01:06:38,111
Pick up.

1271
01:07:19,070 --> 01:07:20,902
- May I help you?
- Ahh!

1272
01:07:21,342 --> 01:07:23,402
What do you think you're doing...

1273
01:07:23,578 --> 01:07:25,446
...sneaking up on me like that?

1274
01:07:25,617 --> 01:07:28,783
What are you doing
casing the house like a Jehovah's Witness?

1275
01:07:28,956 --> 01:07:30,892
I am looking for Mary, okay?

1276
01:07:31,060 --> 01:07:33,725
I've left her a lot of messages,
and she hasn't called me.

1277
01:07:33,900 --> 01:07:35,802
- She's not here.
- Where is she?

1278
01:07:35,970 --> 01:07:37,029
Out of town.

1279
01:07:37,206 --> 01:07:39,803
- What about Molly?
- Molly is at school.

1280
01:07:39,978 --> 01:07:42,040
That's where the kids go
during the week.

1281
01:07:42,217 --> 01:07:44,516
Heh, heh. Cute.

1282
01:07:44,688 --> 01:07:47,626
Are we done? I have a lot to do.

1283
01:07:47,794 --> 01:07:51,529
Besides, your Pradas
are wrecking my perennials.

1284
01:08:14,916 --> 01:08:15,941
It's Jason.

1285
01:08:16,119 --> 01:08:18,054
- Are you serious?
- Yeah.

1286
01:08:18,222 --> 01:08:19,623
Ask him if he likes me.

1287
01:08:19,792 --> 01:08:21,226
No, you.

1288
01:08:22,464 --> 01:08:23,990
MOLLY:
Oh, man.

1289
01:08:24,402 --> 01:08:25,836
Who's that?

1290
01:08:26,006 --> 01:08:28,339
One of my mom's friends.

1291
01:08:28,644 --> 01:08:31,514
- You'd better go.
- Okay, well, see you later.

1292
01:08:31,683 --> 01:08:33,414
MOLLY:
See you.

1293
01:08:37,228 --> 01:08:38,594
Hey.

1294
01:08:38,764 --> 01:08:40,290
Small world, isn't it?

1295
01:08:41,503 --> 01:08:44,270
So why aren't you in school?

1296
01:08:44,442 --> 01:08:47,107
I didn't feel like it today.

1297
01:08:47,515 --> 01:08:48,847
Huh.

1298
01:08:49,719 --> 01:08:51,815
So this is kind of a new look
for you, huh?

1299
01:08:52,792 --> 01:08:54,387
I leave the house in my uniform.

1300
01:08:54,563 --> 01:08:57,933
And then after school,
I change into the stuff I hid in my backpack.

1301
01:08:58,103 --> 01:09:00,199
A lot of the girls do it.

1302
01:09:00,442 --> 01:09:01,774
Oh.

1303
01:09:02,011 --> 01:09:03,570
Clever.

1304
01:09:04,016 --> 01:09:06,485
You wouldn't happen
to have a cigarette, would you?

1305
01:09:12,098 --> 01:09:13,327
Thanks.

1306
01:09:13,500 --> 01:09:15,095
Hey.

1307
01:09:15,572 --> 01:09:18,408
- Does your mom know you smoke?
- No.

1308
01:09:18,578 --> 01:09:21,015
And don't tell her.

1309
01:09:21,183 --> 01:09:22,583
I do it so I won't eat.

1310
01:09:24,524 --> 01:09:26,117
Your weight is fine.

1311
01:09:26,293 --> 01:09:28,354
I hate my body.

1312
01:09:28,531 --> 01:09:30,626
I wanna look like the models
in your magazine.

1313
01:09:31,070 --> 01:09:32,937
Nobody looks like those girls, okay?

1314
01:09:33,107 --> 01:09:34,302
Not even them.

1315
01:09:34,477 --> 01:09:37,573
They're all airbrushed and retouched.

1316
01:09:37,749 --> 01:09:40,778
Then why don't you just put
regular people in there?

1317
01:09:40,956 --> 01:09:43,826
I know it's hypocritical.
Life is complicated.

1318
01:09:45,099 --> 01:09:47,899
Yeah, I'm just starting to figure that out.

1319
01:09:49,174 --> 01:09:51,143
Do you wanna talk about it?

1320
01:09:52,580 --> 01:09:54,139
No.

1321
01:09:55,286 --> 01:09:56,618
Okay.

1322
01:09:59,828 --> 01:10:02,698
How old were you when you had sex?

1323
01:10:03,936 --> 01:10:05,462
Thirty.

1324
01:10:09,114 --> 01:10:12,017
It was horrible. It hurt like hell.

1325
01:10:12,454 --> 01:10:14,082
And it was totally embarrassing...

1326
01:10:14,257 --> 01:10:17,354
...because we had no idea
what we were doing.

1327
01:10:17,530 --> 01:10:20,263
We were up in his room one night.

1328
01:10:20,436 --> 01:10:24,376
Big Farrah Fawcett poster
staring down on the bed.

1329
01:10:24,544 --> 01:10:26,777
Star Wars sheets, it was...

1330
01:10:27,918 --> 01:10:28,943
It was just tragic.

1331
01:10:29,120 --> 01:10:32,251
I didn't have sex again
for a really long time.

1332
01:10:32,426 --> 01:10:36,629
But then I met somebody,
and it was worth the wait.

1333
01:10:36,802 --> 01:10:38,270
(LAUGHING)

1334
01:10:38,439 --> 01:10:40,466
We were crazy for each other.

1335
01:10:40,644 --> 01:10:45,085
And then magically,
and it was all really easy.

1336
01:10:45,387 --> 01:10:48,325
Basically, you're telling me exactly
what my mother would say...

1337
01:10:48,493 --> 01:10:50,053
...if I could even ask her.

1338
01:10:50,230 --> 01:10:52,200
Don't have sex until you're in love.

1339
01:10:52,601 --> 01:10:53,695
No.

1340
01:10:53,871 --> 01:10:56,569
No, I've had pretty great sex
just for the hell of it.

1341
01:10:56,743 --> 01:10:58,507
I won't lie to you.

1342
01:10:58,680 --> 01:11:01,744
But there's no sex like the kind
you have when you love somebody...

1343
01:11:01,920 --> 01:11:04,083
...and they love you back.

1344
01:11:04,391 --> 01:11:06,384
You'd make the coolest mother.

1345
01:11:06,562 --> 01:11:08,054
Really? No, I wouldn't.

1346
01:11:08,233 --> 01:11:09,724
Really?

1347
01:11:10,338 --> 01:11:12,330
I don't know,
kids don't seem to take to me.

1348
01:11:12,507 --> 01:11:14,978
You'd be a great mom.

1349
01:11:15,280 --> 01:11:17,011
Not like mine.

1350
01:11:17,185 --> 01:11:21,285
I can be in the same room with her,
and it's like she's not even there.

1351
01:11:21,893 --> 01:11:25,060
Listen to me, Molly.
I know you're going through a tough time.

1352
01:11:25,234 --> 01:11:29,698
And if there's anything you ever
wanna talk about, just call me, okay?

1353
01:11:29,876 --> 01:11:31,641
Promise you'll call me.

1354
01:11:32,348 --> 01:11:33,714
Tell me you promise.

1355
01:11:35,388 --> 01:11:36,788
I promise.

1356
01:11:37,057 --> 01:11:38,287
SYLVIE:
Okay.

1357
01:11:38,460 --> 01:11:41,922
So where is your mom, anyway?

1358
01:11:43,404 --> 01:11:47,937
HELENE: All right, everyone,
take a deep, cleansing breath.

1359
01:11:49,917 --> 01:11:51,215
Look around.

1360
01:11:51,387 --> 01:11:53,583
Respect the power of nature.

1361
01:11:53,758 --> 01:11:56,058
This is why you have come to the Camp.

1362
01:11:56,229 --> 01:11:58,165
Let it heal you.

1363
01:11:58,501 --> 01:12:00,733
So divorce?

1364
01:12:00,906 --> 01:12:02,466
How many?

1365
01:12:03,478 --> 01:12:05,209
LEAH:
Hold on, I'm coming.

1366
01:12:05,382 --> 01:12:07,112
Don't start without me.

1367
01:12:07,285 --> 01:12:10,315
Oh, my God. I'm sorry.

1368
01:12:10,492 --> 01:12:12,485
(CHUCKLING)

1369
01:12:13,665 --> 01:12:17,765
I'm just not used to getting up at the crack
of frigging dawn. Excuse my French.

1370
01:12:17,940 --> 01:12:19,569
Is this the time you always start?

1371
01:12:19,744 --> 01:12:23,582
Because I'm pretty sure
the lake will still be here at noon.

1372
01:12:24,019 --> 01:12:27,082
We always canoe at dawn.

1373
01:12:27,526 --> 01:12:30,498
I always fake my orgasms.
That doesn't make it right.

1374
01:12:32,169 --> 01:12:33,695
HELENE:
Let's go.

1375
01:12:33,873 --> 01:12:35,307
Lift.

1376
01:12:36,945 --> 01:12:38,607
Swing.

1377
01:12:39,317 --> 01:12:40,808
- Hoist.
WOMAN: Oh, God.

1378
01:12:40,987 --> 01:12:42,319
LEAH:
You've got to be kidding.

1379
01:12:42,489 --> 01:12:44,049
Turn.

1380
01:12:44,861 --> 01:12:46,353
March.

1381
01:13:02,162 --> 01:13:05,795
MARY:
Oh, please. God.

1382
01:13:07,775 --> 01:13:09,607
- Forget it.
- Oh!

1383
01:13:10,914 --> 01:13:12,007
I already tried it.

1384
01:13:12,650 --> 01:13:14,553
Oh, you scared me.

1385
01:13:14,722 --> 01:13:19,163
And how bad an idea was this
in a place with a padlocked refrigerator?

1386
01:13:19,331 --> 01:13:20,960
(CHUCKLING)

1387
01:13:21,703 --> 01:13:24,071
MARY: Leah, right?
LEAH: Right.

1388
01:13:24,242 --> 01:13:26,872
Mary. I mean, I am just so hungry.

1389
01:13:27,046 --> 01:13:30,645
I'm starving. You need the Hubble
Telescope to see what they put on our plate.

1390
01:13:30,821 --> 01:13:33,417
This place makes Betty Ford
look like Disneyland.

1391
01:13:33,592 --> 01:13:34,891
And I ought to know.

1392
01:13:35,062 --> 01:13:37,294
I ran screaming out of Betty twice.

1393
01:13:38,470 --> 01:13:39,870
Look at that.

1394
01:13:40,506 --> 01:13:42,238
Oh, no. No, thank you.

1395
01:13:42,411 --> 01:13:45,212
How did you get that in here?
They even took away my Altoids.

1396
01:13:45,384 --> 01:13:49,256
I made friends with Buck, the ranger boy.

1397
01:13:49,425 --> 01:13:51,292
Another... Guess what.

1398
01:13:51,462 --> 01:13:53,830
- Aspiring actor.

1399
01:13:54,000 --> 01:13:57,030
I thought I had left them
all behind in la-la land.

1400
01:13:57,207 --> 01:13:59,735
You know, where your dentist
is writing a screenplay...

1401
01:13:59,913 --> 01:14:03,682
...and your gardener's playing Willy Loman
down at a dinner theater in Torrance.

1402
01:14:03,854 --> 01:14:06,690
He got me the joint, I took his headshot.

1403
01:14:07,361 --> 01:14:09,263
Are you an agent?

1404
01:14:09,433 --> 01:14:10,525
What do you think?

1405
01:14:10,702 --> 01:14:14,573
- How long have you been an agent?
- Oh, since 1852.

1406
01:14:16,012 --> 01:14:18,209
At ICM, they call me the Countess.

1407
01:14:18,383 --> 01:14:22,722
I can turn anybody into a star,
even our little ranger boy.

1408
01:14:22,892 --> 01:14:25,455
And why not? Look at him, he's so cute.

1409
01:14:25,632 --> 01:14:28,102
He's cute, I'm bored,
my guesthouse is empty.

1410
01:14:28,269 --> 01:14:31,036
Who knows, he could turn out
to be the next Michael Douglas.

1411
01:14:31,210 --> 01:14:33,806
Another dirtbag who left me, by the way.

1412
01:14:35,150 --> 01:14:37,087
So, what are you in for?

1413
01:14:37,756 --> 01:14:40,421
Oh, well, I just ran away from home.

1414
01:14:40,595 --> 01:14:44,399
I got fired from all my jobs.
Wife, mother, daughter.

1415
01:14:44,569 --> 01:14:49,478
And I broke up with my best friend,
which, you know, that was the worst.

1416
01:14:49,647 --> 01:14:53,051
- I just bailed out of husband number four.
- Four?

1417
01:14:53,689 --> 01:14:55,521
- No, five.
- Five?

1418
01:14:55,692 --> 01:14:58,790
I keep blocking one of them out
because he tried to kill me.

1419
01:14:59,599 --> 01:15:04,201
- What?
- We were on a ski lift in Aspen and I "fell."

1420
01:15:05,278 --> 01:15:08,615
- What did you do?
- Oh, believe me, I took care of him.

1421
01:15:08,785 --> 01:15:09,947
By the time I was done...

1422
01:15:10,122 --> 01:15:13,252
...there was nothing left but the hair plugs
and the asphalt on the driveway.

1423
01:15:13,428 --> 01:15:15,398
(LAUGHING)

1424
01:15:16,468 --> 01:15:18,233
- Ooh, shh. Shh.
- What?

1425
01:15:19,005 --> 01:15:21,374
- Why do you keep getting married?
- Oh.

1426
01:15:21,811 --> 01:15:23,805
(SPEAKS IN FRENCH)

1427
01:15:25,085 --> 01:15:27,420
In the end, that's really all there is.

1428
01:15:29,594 --> 01:15:31,462
Okay. All right, give me that thing.

1429
01:15:32,266 --> 01:15:34,669
Haven't done this
since I was a freshman in college.

1430
01:15:34,838 --> 01:15:37,275
I ate an entire tube of toothpaste.

1431
01:15:37,444 --> 01:15:38,742
Wait.

1432
01:15:39,280 --> 01:15:40,943
Okay.

1433
01:15:44,525 --> 01:15:46,084
All right.

1434
01:15:46,261 --> 01:15:47,628
All right, here's the thing.

1435
01:15:47,798 --> 01:15:51,260
I'm just a good person, you know.
I just am.

1436
01:15:51,438 --> 01:15:54,433
I really try to do the right thing, I do.
I try to...

1437
01:15:54,611 --> 01:15:57,549
You know, I let the person
with the one item go ahead of me...

1438
01:15:57,717 --> 01:15:58,776
...in the grocery line.

1439
01:15:58,954 --> 01:16:01,390
I give money to homeless people.
I recycle.

1440
01:16:01,559 --> 01:16:03,529
I never cheat.

1441
01:16:05,133 --> 01:16:06,726
Okay, well, once, I cheated.

1442
01:16:07,671 --> 01:16:09,106
- Really?
- Yeah.

1443
01:16:09,274 --> 01:16:10,333
I was playing Monopoly.

1444
01:16:10,510 --> 01:16:14,109
I was the little top hat,
and I moved it a couple extra spaces there.

1445
01:16:16,622 --> 01:16:19,059
But I was just a kid,
so that probably doesn't count.

1446
01:16:19,228 --> 01:16:22,133
So why am I going on and on about this?
What was my point here?

1447
01:16:22,301 --> 01:16:23,701
Oh, boy, a talker.

1448
01:16:24,605 --> 01:16:26,940
I'm gonna have to figure this out,
you know.

1449
01:16:27,110 --> 01:16:28,135
I am.

1450
01:16:28,312 --> 01:16:29,872
I gotta figure out why...

1451
01:16:30,049 --> 01:16:33,284
...at this particular juncture,
my whole world has come tumbling down.

1452
01:16:33,457 --> 01:16:35,826
Can you not bogart that, please?
Thank you.

1453
01:16:36,563 --> 01:16:40,503
I've spent an entire lifetime
trying to be everything to everyone...

1454
01:16:40,671 --> 01:16:44,304
...and somehow,
somebody is always disappointed.

1455
01:16:44,479 --> 01:16:48,681
You know, my dear, sometimes
there's a reason why people's paths cross.

1456
01:16:50,858 --> 01:16:54,525
Let me give you
Leah Miller's secret to life.

1457
01:16:55,567 --> 01:16:57,696
Don't give a shit about anybody.

1458
01:16:58,473 --> 01:17:00,238
Be selfish.

1459
01:17:00,411 --> 01:17:05,649
Because once you ask yourself
the question, "What about me?"...

1460
01:17:05,821 --> 01:17:08,292
...everything changes for the better.

1461
01:17:08,627 --> 01:17:12,932
I mean, after all, who are you?

1462
01:17:13,103 --> 01:17:15,471
What do you want, Mary?

1463
01:19:17,455 --> 01:19:19,424
Oh. Excuse me.

1464
01:19:21,597 --> 01:19:23,156
Excuse me.

1465
01:19:23,334 --> 01:19:26,134
Hi, I'm looking for my mother,
Catherine Frazier.

1466
01:19:26,305 --> 01:19:27,569
How's she doing?

1467
01:19:27,742 --> 01:19:30,509
She's still in some pain,
but that's to be expected.

1468
01:19:30,681 --> 01:19:32,411
She's in there.

1469
01:19:33,152 --> 01:19:35,180
- Oh, thank you.
- Right there.

1470
01:19:39,866 --> 01:19:42,269
NURSE: It'd be nice
up in your room at this time...

1471
01:19:42,438 --> 01:19:43,667
Mom?

1472
01:19:43,842 --> 01:19:45,174
Mm-mm.

1473
01:19:48,250 --> 01:19:50,516
WOMAN: Nurse.
NURSE: Get you something for the pain.

1474
01:19:50,689 --> 01:19:51,918
- Mom?
WOMAN: No.

1475
01:19:52,091 --> 01:19:53,286
Mary.

1476
01:19:53,460 --> 01:19:55,225
Over here.

1477
01:19:56,900 --> 01:19:59,201
Oh, Mom. Does it hurt?

1478
01:20:00,074 --> 01:20:02,875
I just spent thousands of dollars
to look rested.

1479
01:20:03,047 --> 01:20:05,450
Of course it hurts.

1480
01:20:05,852 --> 01:20:07,719
You look great.

1481
01:20:07,890 --> 01:20:09,085
Oh, thank you, thank you.

1482
01:20:09,259 --> 01:20:11,196
I just can't believe you did this.

1483
01:20:11,364 --> 01:20:13,424
Have you looked around lately?

1484
01:20:13,601 --> 01:20:16,505
There are no 60-year-old women.

1485
01:20:16,674 --> 01:20:18,667
I was the only one left.

1486
01:20:18,845 --> 01:20:21,213
No, Mom,
I'm happy you did what you wanted to do.

1487
01:20:21,383 --> 01:20:23,718
Really, really.
What have you always said to me?

1488
01:20:23,888 --> 01:20:25,357
Don't look back, no regrets.

1489
01:20:26,494 --> 01:20:28,555
I'm so full of shit.

1490
01:20:28,733 --> 01:20:30,895
I have plenty of regrets.

1491
01:20:31,739 --> 01:20:36,305
I regret I never accomplished
anything of my own.

1492
01:20:37,015 --> 01:20:38,039
I was ambivalent.

1493
01:20:38,218 --> 01:20:42,387
And frankly, I wanted things.

1494
01:20:43,261 --> 01:20:46,097
A big house, beautiful clothes.

1495
01:20:46,267 --> 01:20:52,474
It was easier to get status from your father
than to get it for myself.

1496
01:20:52,881 --> 01:20:54,851
I know I failed you in a lot of ways,
Mary.

1497
01:20:55,018 --> 01:20:58,286
But probably none more than that.

1498
01:20:58,859 --> 01:21:00,385
No, Mom.

1499
01:21:01,397 --> 01:21:03,664
Do you wanna have
a little bit of tea there?

1500
01:21:04,204 --> 01:21:05,672
Thanks.

1501
01:21:07,710 --> 01:21:10,307
Well, I've been thinking
about going back to work.

1502
01:21:11,151 --> 01:21:12,175
Not for Dad.

1503
01:21:12,352 --> 01:21:14,380
I wanna design my own collection.

1504
01:21:14,925 --> 01:21:16,154
Whoa.

1505
01:21:16,328 --> 01:21:18,764
- What brought that on?
- Hitting bottom.

1506
01:21:18,933 --> 01:21:21,496
Having nothing left to lose.
I highly recommend it.

1507
01:21:22,941 --> 01:21:26,403
If it wouldn't blow out 80 stitches,
I'd be smiling now.

1508
01:21:27,450 --> 01:21:29,511
I don't wanna take on
more than I can handle.

1509
01:21:29,688 --> 01:21:30,987
Just a small collection.

1510
01:21:31,158 --> 01:21:34,028
- Where are you gonna get the money?
- I'll find some backers.

1511
01:21:35,399 --> 01:21:38,166
- What about my inheritance?
- Oh, no, Mom.

1512
01:21:38,339 --> 01:21:40,173
I never did anything with it.

1513
01:21:40,677 --> 01:21:42,704
What could be a better investment
than you?

1514
01:21:42,882 --> 01:21:44,545
No, that's not why I came here.

1515
01:21:44,719 --> 01:21:47,247
Oh, please. I'm in no condition to argue.

1516
01:21:47,424 --> 01:21:49,417
(CHUCKLES)

1517
01:21:49,929 --> 01:21:51,865
You know something?

1518
01:21:52,568 --> 01:21:55,233
Someday, when I'm sitting here
with my head in a helmet...

1519
01:21:55,407 --> 01:21:59,973
...I hope my daughter has as much love
for me as I do for you right now.

1520
01:22:00,818 --> 01:22:01,843
Huh.

1521
01:22:02,021 --> 01:22:05,585
You are even more full of shit than I am.

1522
01:22:06,296 --> 01:22:07,389
Yeah.

1523
01:22:27,304 --> 01:22:29,298
(CHATTERING)

1524
01:22:40,932 --> 01:22:43,267
Ned, please, um.

1525
01:22:43,437 --> 01:22:44,462
I know.

1526
01:22:44,640 --> 01:22:49,446
It's not the strongest issue I've turned out,
but next month is a whole different story.

1527
01:22:49,617 --> 01:22:53,613
Bailey Smith is writing a profile
on Christiane Amanpour...

1528
01:22:53,792 --> 01:22:58,028
...and Alex Fisher is getting me
some advanced material on her...

1529
01:23:01,540 --> 01:23:03,773
Ned, you can't do this.

1530
01:23:03,945 --> 01:23:07,281
Nobody turns a magazine around
in under a year.

1531
01:23:07,453 --> 01:23:10,653
Just give me three more issues, okay?

1532
01:23:10,826 --> 01:23:13,525
I have got this great idea.

1533
01:23:14,333 --> 01:23:17,271
How about we do a whole issue
on revenge?

1534
01:23:17,440 --> 01:23:18,806
How to get it...

1535
01:23:18,975 --> 01:23:21,036
...who to stick it to...

1536
01:23:21,214 --> 01:23:23,446
...the lost art of holding a grudge.

1537
01:23:23,618 --> 01:23:26,556
How to construct the perfect rumor.

1538
01:23:27,393 --> 01:23:31,231
The 10 best random acts of getting even.

1539
01:23:31,401 --> 01:23:34,897
And we'll put a hot young actress
on the cover.

1540
01:23:35,809 --> 01:23:37,472
Yes.

1541
01:23:39,584 --> 01:23:41,213
Thank you.

1542
01:23:41,387 --> 01:23:44,325
Yeah, I think it'll be brilliant too.

1543
01:23:44,795 --> 01:23:46,822
Okay, then.

1544
01:23:48,135 --> 01:23:50,162
I'll see you in the morning.

1545
01:23:54,348 --> 01:23:56,442
Hello?

1546
01:23:57,087 --> 01:23:58,385
Hello?

1547
01:23:58,556 --> 01:24:00,457
Molly?

1548
01:24:01,061 --> 01:24:02,996
Where is everybody?
Where is everybody?

1549
01:24:03,165 --> 01:24:04,293
MAGGIE:
Here.

1550
01:24:04,468 --> 01:24:05,561
Hey. Oh, Maggie.

1551
01:24:05,737 --> 01:24:08,732
All that fabric from Italy?
The whole dye lot was off.

1552
01:24:08,910 --> 01:24:12,350
I had to completely recut a pattern
and the fit model didn't show up.

1553
01:24:12,517 --> 01:24:16,013
But it is going to be good.
Maggie, it's gonna be so good.

1554
01:24:16,192 --> 01:24:18,492
- Where's Molly?
- She's out there.

1555
01:24:20,834 --> 01:24:22,064
What is she doing?

1556
01:24:22,237 --> 01:24:26,268
Well, she says
she doesn't want to be a woman.

1557
01:24:31,323 --> 01:24:33,258
Hey, Mol.

1558
01:24:34,963 --> 01:24:36,295
Wow.

1559
01:24:36,566 --> 01:24:39,663
You've got quite a little bonfire
going there.

1560
01:24:39,839 --> 01:24:43,279
I started it off with the slenders
and now I'm adding the supers.

1561
01:24:43,447 --> 01:24:45,246
That's the trick.

1562
01:24:49,592 --> 01:24:53,396
Wouldn't it be just great if when
you're born, they give you a rulebook...

1563
01:24:53,567 --> 01:24:57,940
...so every time you came up against
something you had no idea how to handle...

1564
01:24:58,109 --> 01:25:01,276
...you just look it up in the book
and there would be the answer?

1565
01:25:01,683 --> 01:25:06,318
You know,
I used to feel sorry for the kids in my class.

1566
01:25:06,493 --> 01:25:09,898
Every other weekend with Dad
until Mommy's boyfriend sleeps over...

1567
01:25:10,067 --> 01:25:11,660
...then Dad gets you two in a row.

1568
01:25:12,305 --> 01:25:14,138
I used to feel sorry for them.

1569
01:25:14,676 --> 01:25:15,940
Now I'm one of them.

1570
01:25:17,415 --> 01:25:20,752
Listen, Molly,
I know that I haven't been here for you.

1571
01:25:20,922 --> 01:25:24,362
And I'm very sorry about that.
We have a lot to talk about.

1572
01:25:24,830 --> 01:25:26,891
I can't talk to you like I talk to Sylvie.

1573
01:25:29,138 --> 01:25:32,133
- You've been talking to Sylvie?
- She's been helping me.

1574
01:25:32,511 --> 01:25:35,507
Well, I wanna help you.
Why won't you let me help you?

1575
01:25:35,685 --> 01:25:38,987
Because all you'll do is tell me
that everything is going to be fine...

1576
01:25:39,158 --> 01:25:40,752
...and it's not.

1577
01:25:40,930 --> 01:25:43,766
Dad's living in an apartment
that barely has any furniture.

1578
01:25:43,936 --> 01:25:47,431
That Crystal woman
is coming over all the time.

1579
01:25:47,844 --> 01:25:49,437
She doesn't even call first.

1580
01:25:50,048 --> 01:25:52,041
Then she leaves stuff behind.

1581
01:25:52,219 --> 01:25:54,416
A dress, a purse.

1582
01:25:54,591 --> 01:25:57,222
I don't think
he even really likes her that much.

1583
01:25:57,397 --> 01:25:59,389
He's just Ionely.

1584
01:25:59,566 --> 01:26:00,626
He misses you.

1585
01:26:02,105 --> 01:26:05,202
Molly, I can't.

1586
01:26:05,378 --> 01:26:06,641
I just can't.

1587
01:26:08,117 --> 01:26:10,019
I know, I remember.

1588
01:26:10,188 --> 01:26:13,388
I used to watch you get ready
to go out with Dad.

1589
01:26:13,561 --> 01:26:18,027
And you'd let me put on your dresses
and your high heels...

1590
01:26:18,205 --> 01:26:21,507
...and draw on some lipstick.

1591
01:26:22,013 --> 01:26:23,481
I wanted to be you.

1592
01:26:28,659 --> 01:26:30,925
I'm gonna go call Sylvie.

1593
01:26:54,110 --> 01:26:55,670
Hey.

1594
01:26:55,847 --> 01:26:57,646
- Hey.
- Mary.

1595
01:26:57,818 --> 01:27:00,381
I wanna know
what you're talking to my daughter about.

1596
01:27:00,557 --> 01:27:02,424
I promised her I wouldn't discuss it.

1597
01:27:02,594 --> 01:27:05,498
She's having emotional problems,
now you decide to be discreet?

1598
01:27:05,668 --> 01:27:07,330
I thought she needed a safe place.

1599
01:27:07,504 --> 01:27:11,171
I'm the safe place, okay?
That is my job, not yours.

1600
01:27:11,345 --> 01:27:13,110
I'm the mother, not you.

1601
01:27:13,283 --> 01:27:15,846
- She said she loves me.
- Yeah, you never have to say no.

1602
01:27:16,022 --> 01:27:19,393
You show me the stretch marks,
and you can do all the mothering you want.

1603
01:27:19,896 --> 01:27:22,868
And what is this, casual Friday?
It's Wednesday.

1604
01:27:23,036 --> 01:27:24,561
Yeah, I know.

1605
01:27:24,738 --> 01:27:26,105
- What's wrong?
- Nothing.

1606
01:27:26,276 --> 01:27:29,076
- Something.
- Look, let's just drop it, okay?

1607
01:27:29,248 --> 01:27:31,947
I didn't mean to cause problems.
I was just trying to help.

1608
01:27:32,654 --> 01:27:34,648
Don't you ever get tired of saying that?

1609
01:27:38,132 --> 01:27:42,232
How dare you reprimand me for stepping in
where you should have been all along.

1610
01:27:42,407 --> 01:27:45,072
You have not been there
for your daughter, Mary.

1611
01:27:45,247 --> 01:27:46,842
You've not been there for anybody.

1612
01:27:47,018 --> 01:27:49,283
You're not willing to face the hard stuff.

1613
01:27:49,455 --> 01:27:51,722
Don't you criticize me.
Let me ask you something.

1614
01:27:51,893 --> 01:27:55,162
Now that Molly trusts you,
are you gonna betray her like you did me?

1615
01:27:55,334 --> 01:27:57,828
Do you have any idea
how hard it is to be your friend?

1616
01:27:58,007 --> 01:28:00,478
I tried to make it up to you.
What more do you want?

1617
01:28:00,646 --> 01:28:03,481
I wanna know
how you can sell out your best friend.

1618
01:28:04,152 --> 01:28:07,455
I hope that job is worth it, Sylvie,
because it's all you've got.

1619
01:28:07,626 --> 01:28:08,889
I quit my job.

1620
01:28:09,462 --> 01:28:11,125
- What?
- What else could I do?

1621
01:28:11,300 --> 01:28:13,031
I was making terrible compromises.

1622
01:28:13,203 --> 01:28:14,900
I can't believe you quit.

1623
01:28:15,074 --> 01:28:19,675
How could I be so out of whack
that I sold out my best friend?

1624
01:28:19,850 --> 01:28:23,813
You were in an impossible situation.
Of course you'd wanna keep your job.

1625
01:28:23,992 --> 01:28:26,189
It's what you do, and you're great at it.

1626
01:28:26,363 --> 01:28:28,891
It's nothing compared
to being responsible for a child.

1627
01:28:29,069 --> 01:28:31,870
- I don't know how you do it.
- Come on, I'm a terrible mother.

1628
01:28:32,042 --> 01:28:33,908
Look what I'm passing down
from my own.

1629
01:28:34,079 --> 01:28:36,346
I can't even talk to my own daughter
about sex.

1630
01:28:36,517 --> 01:28:39,887
Well, it's easy for me.
I wasn't there changing her diapers.

1631
01:28:40,057 --> 01:28:42,051
- I mean...
- I know, you are helping me out.

1632
01:28:42,229 --> 01:28:44,792
You're doing me a really big favor.
Thank you very much.

1633
01:28:44,968 --> 01:28:47,530
Goddamn it. Thank you.

1634
01:28:48,341 --> 01:28:50,334
Anything I can do.

1635
01:28:50,512 --> 01:28:52,745
You have a huge job, huge.

1636
01:28:52,917 --> 01:28:54,783
I'm so glad I never had children.

1637
01:28:54,955 --> 01:28:57,653
That's the last impermissible thing
you can say at a party.

1638
01:28:57,826 --> 01:28:59,159
That you don't want children.

1639
01:28:59,331 --> 01:29:02,565
Well, I'm gonna have a dinner party
and then you can say that.

1640
01:29:03,037 --> 01:29:06,066
Oh, my God, I'm exhausted.

1641
01:29:07,881 --> 01:29:09,783
We're a mess.

1642
01:29:11,454 --> 01:29:13,516
I like your hair, though.

1643
01:29:13,759 --> 01:29:15,753
(LAUGHING)

1644
01:29:24,381 --> 01:29:26,374
(SIGHING)

1645
01:29:28,155 --> 01:29:30,648
You know what?
I got my divorce papers today.

1646
01:29:30,828 --> 01:29:31,886
Oh.

1647
01:29:32,062 --> 01:29:37,370
All I have to do is sign,
and I can't seem to be able to find a pen.

1648
01:29:37,975 --> 01:29:40,172
Mary, look, it's the 21 st century.

1649
01:29:40,346 --> 01:29:43,079
It's okay for people
to fight for their relationships.

1650
01:29:43,253 --> 01:29:44,516
(SNIFFLING)

1651
01:29:44,689 --> 01:29:46,556
You know what this feels like?

1652
01:29:46,726 --> 01:29:49,823
It feels like
that phantom limb syndrome.

1653
01:29:50,000 --> 01:29:53,871
You know that thing where you lose a part
of your body, like an arm or something...

1654
01:29:54,040 --> 01:29:57,207
...but you still have the sensation
that it's there.

1655
01:29:57,381 --> 01:29:59,851
Well, you know,
I'm sure Stephen feels the same way.

1656
01:30:00,020 --> 01:30:02,616
Oh, no,
I'm not talking about Stephen and me.

1657
01:30:02,791 --> 01:30:05,661
I'm talking about you and me.

1658
01:30:05,831 --> 01:30:07,825
(CRYING)

1659
01:30:17,422 --> 01:30:19,152
Fan out.

1660
01:30:29,045 --> 01:30:30,570
Hi, remember me?

1661
01:30:30,748 --> 01:30:32,718
TANYA: Oh, Mrs. Haines.
- My nails are a mess.

1662
01:30:32,886 --> 01:30:35,380
But why wouldn't they be,
with what I've been through?

1663
01:30:35,558 --> 01:30:36,958
- Do you have time?
- No problem.

1664
01:30:37,127 --> 01:30:39,621
It's the least I could do.

1665
01:30:39,800 --> 01:30:41,133
- Mary?
MARY: Sylvie.

1666
01:30:41,303 --> 01:30:43,500
Oh, hi, how have you been?

1667
01:30:43,908 --> 01:30:47,609
MARY: Oh, fantastic.
SYLVIE: I just had the most fabulous facial.

1668
01:30:47,782 --> 01:30:50,184
So how's it going with you-know-who?

1669
01:30:50,355 --> 01:30:54,158
Oh, absolutely fantastic,
like we never skipped a beat.

1670
01:30:54,329 --> 01:30:56,663
And the sex is just off the charts.

1671
01:30:56,834 --> 01:30:58,394
I am so jealous.

1672
01:30:58,572 --> 01:31:01,635
It's the whole sneaking-around thing
that gives it its yummy edge.

1673
01:31:01,811 --> 01:31:04,942
There's nothing like having an affair
with your estranged husband...

1674
01:31:05,118 --> 01:31:07,247
...to put the spark back in things.

1675
01:31:07,889 --> 01:31:09,153
- Oh.
- Oops.

1676
01:31:09,326 --> 01:31:11,854
Oh, my God, I'm such an idiot.

1677
01:31:12,733 --> 01:31:15,169
I better go,
before I put my foot in it again.

1678
01:31:15,339 --> 01:31:16,500
Great seeing you, Mary.

1679
01:31:16,675 --> 01:31:18,804
- Call me, okay?
MARY: Sure.

1680
01:31:18,980 --> 01:31:21,883
Well, that was awkward.
You don't still see Crystal, do you?

1681
01:31:22,420 --> 01:31:24,252
You have to forget what you just heard.

1682
01:31:24,423 --> 01:31:26,417
My life's been complicated enough
this year.

1683
01:31:26,594 --> 01:31:28,723
It's all safe with me.

1684
01:31:28,900 --> 01:31:30,926
- Now, have you decided on a color?
- Yes.

1685
01:31:32,172 --> 01:31:34,075
Jungle Red.

1686
01:31:40,322 --> 01:31:42,052
Are you sure, Tanya?

1687
01:31:42,225 --> 01:31:45,255
Oh, God, I can't believe he's seeing her
behind my back.

1688
01:31:45,432 --> 01:31:47,561
I'm practically living with the man.

1689
01:31:47,738 --> 01:31:50,072
Doesn't anybody respect rules anymore?

1690
01:31:50,910 --> 01:31:53,711
My father's taking me home now.

1691
01:31:54,250 --> 01:31:56,551
God almighty, you scared me.

1692
01:31:56,722 --> 01:31:57,815
I gotta go.

1693
01:31:57,991 --> 01:32:01,522
MOLLY: He said I should say good night.
- Oh, well, come give me a little kiss.

1694
01:32:02,399 --> 01:32:03,732
- That's okay.
- Oh, come on.

1695
01:32:03,903 --> 01:32:06,066
We just spent
the whole weekend together.

1696
01:32:06,241 --> 01:32:08,269
It's hot in here and I have my coat on.

1697
01:32:09,147 --> 01:32:11,380
All right. Well, good night.

1698
01:32:11,552 --> 01:32:13,282
- Good night.
CRYSTAL: Uh...

1699
01:32:13,456 --> 01:32:16,450
Good night, who?

1700
01:32:18,833 --> 01:32:21,669
- I asked you to call me Aunt Crystal.
- I don't want to.

1701
01:32:21,839 --> 01:32:25,108
Hey, you know, I have bent over backwards
to be nice to you.

1702
01:32:25,280 --> 01:32:28,275
I fixed up your room,
I made you that amazing dinner.

1703
01:32:28,653 --> 01:32:30,851
Who screws up macaroni and cheese?

1704
01:32:31,025 --> 01:32:34,054
That's not the point.
The point is that I make an effort.

1705
01:32:34,231 --> 01:32:36,667
Why don't you make an effort?
What's your problem?

1706
01:32:36,836 --> 01:32:38,534
I don't like you.

1707
01:32:40,376 --> 01:32:43,075
Come on.
What kind of stupid answer is that?

1708
01:32:43,249 --> 01:32:44,718
Everybody likes me.

1709
01:32:45,421 --> 01:32:48,689
What would your father say
if he heard you talking to me like this?

1710
01:32:48,861 --> 01:32:50,261
I don't think he cares.

1711
01:32:50,430 --> 01:32:52,628
Why, what'd you hear? What'd he say?

1712
01:32:53,570 --> 01:32:54,799
Nothing.

1713
01:32:55,841 --> 01:32:59,008
Oh, by the way,
I won't be here next Friday.

1714
01:32:59,182 --> 01:33:01,983
My mother's having a fashion show.

1715
01:33:02,154 --> 01:33:05,821
Yeah, it's something she's always
wanted to do, and now she's doing it.

1716
01:33:05,996 --> 01:33:08,296
My father thinks it's great.

1717
01:33:08,467 --> 01:33:13,341
He finds the whole thing
kind of sexy, in a way.

1718
01:33:13,510 --> 01:33:16,539
You know, a woman
coming into her own and all that.

1719
01:33:16,717 --> 01:33:20,087
At least that's what I heard him say.

1720
01:33:20,257 --> 01:33:23,127
Well, enjoy your bath.

1721
01:33:28,741 --> 01:33:30,334
Stephen!

1722
01:33:39,330 --> 01:33:43,395
I don't know what they do in your country,
but you don't throw the tinsel in clumps.

1723
01:33:43,571 --> 01:33:45,164
We place it. We place it.

1724
01:33:45,341 --> 01:33:47,369
Okay, I'm ready to go.

1725
01:33:47,546 --> 01:33:49,482
MAGGIE:
Oh, my God.

1726
01:33:49,651 --> 01:33:51,586
This is it, the big day.

1727
01:33:51,754 --> 01:33:52,814
Look at you.

1728
01:33:52,991 --> 01:33:55,928
I don't know how you are
so calm and collected.

1729
01:33:56,097 --> 01:33:58,590
- You must be freaking out inside.
- Uta.

1730
01:33:58,768 --> 01:34:01,706
No, I'm really okay.
I always imagined myself doing this.

1731
01:34:01,874 --> 01:34:04,004
I guess I just stood in my own way,
you know?

1732
01:34:04,179 --> 01:34:05,647
Listen, kiddo.

1733
01:34:05,815 --> 01:34:08,343
It doesn't matter what happens tonight.

1734
01:34:08,521 --> 01:34:11,322
What counts is that you showed up.

1735
01:34:11,495 --> 01:34:14,490
I always knew
there was someone else inside of you.

1736
01:34:14,667 --> 01:34:16,830
Thank you, Maggie.

1737
01:34:17,006 --> 01:34:18,200
You know, I just love you.

1738
01:34:27,827 --> 01:34:30,195
Okay. Here I go.

1739
01:34:30,366 --> 01:34:33,965
I'm going.
And, Uta, you'll drop Molly in an hour.

1740
01:34:34,374 --> 01:34:37,038
- Yup.
- All right.

1741
01:34:38,849 --> 01:34:41,116
Maggie, can it be?

1742
01:34:41,288 --> 01:34:43,224
Are you involved?

1743
01:34:43,392 --> 01:34:44,418
Oh, shut up.

1744
01:34:44,595 --> 01:34:46,530
Here, decorate.

1745
01:35:07,373 --> 01:35:10,140
You should be on the Discovery Channel.

1746
01:35:20,867 --> 01:35:23,430
WOMAN 1: It's got too much blue.
We gotta get her a different...

1747
01:35:23,606 --> 01:35:25,269
WOMAN 2:
I see that. Just give me a second.

1748
01:35:25,444 --> 01:35:26,741
WOMAN 1:
All right.

1749
01:35:27,181 --> 01:35:28,844
- Mary.
- Hey.

1750
01:35:29,018 --> 01:35:32,321
- Excuse me just a second.
- Mom, can you believe the turnout?

1751
01:35:32,492 --> 01:35:35,726
All the best boutiques are here.
If I throw up, will you hold my hair?

1752
01:35:35,898 --> 01:35:37,366
It's going to be great.

1753
01:35:37,534 --> 01:35:39,596
By the way,
your father stopped by earlier...

1754
01:35:39,773 --> 01:35:42,973
...and said to tell you
he didn't think you had this kind of talent.

1755
01:35:43,146 --> 01:35:46,449
- Fantastic.
- Don't be bitter. It leads to Botox.

1756
01:35:46,620 --> 01:35:50,651
Listen, I'm not sure about
the opening sequence of the show.

1757
01:35:50,828 --> 01:35:53,629
And I think you need to reconsider
where you place the coats.

1758
01:35:53,801 --> 01:35:55,897
Mom,
when you said you'd underwrite me...

1759
01:35:56,073 --> 01:35:58,566
...I didn't think it meant
that you'd be popping by...

1760
01:35:58,744 --> 01:36:00,941
...every five minutes
with helpful suggestions.

1761
01:36:01,116 --> 01:36:02,881
But you said you'd value my input.

1762
01:36:03,053 --> 01:36:06,115
That's what you say when you take a lot
of money from someone, Mom.

1763
01:36:06,293 --> 01:36:08,695
Nobody ever means it.
Now, go find a seat.

1764
01:36:08,864 --> 01:36:10,835
Just take a look at those coats again.

1765
01:36:13,173 --> 01:36:14,767
Skinny.

1766
01:36:14,944 --> 01:36:16,709
WOMAN 3: Don't bother Mary.
WOMAN 4: Okay.

1767
01:36:19,920 --> 01:36:21,513
Hey. Oh, honey, what are these?

1768
01:36:21,691 --> 01:36:23,182
They just came.

1769
01:36:23,361 --> 01:36:24,386
They're from Dad.

1770
01:36:24,764 --> 01:36:25,959
They're from Dad?

1771
01:36:26,133 --> 01:36:28,832
Hey, hey. Fingers crossed for me, okay?

1772
01:36:29,306 --> 01:36:31,037
Okay.

1773
01:36:34,417 --> 01:36:36,545
- Mom?
- Yeah.

1774
01:36:37,456 --> 01:36:39,892
This is really cool.

1775
01:37:10,923 --> 01:37:12,586
WOMAN 5:
Excuse me.

1776
01:37:13,228 --> 01:37:14,960
Hi, Edie.

1777
01:37:16,167 --> 01:37:21,269
You look very rested, Catherine.

1778
01:37:22,280 --> 01:37:24,272
(MUSIC PLAYING O VER SPEAKERS)

1779
01:38:53,296 --> 01:38:54,856
(INAUDIBLE)

1780
01:39:04,186 --> 01:39:06,179
(PEOPLE CLAPPING)

1781
01:39:10,698 --> 01:39:12,691
(CAMERAS CLICKING)

1782
01:39:12,870 --> 01:39:14,499
(WHOOPING)

1783
01:39:18,348 --> 01:39:20,010
(MOUTHING)
Thank you.

1784
01:39:41,728 --> 01:39:44,757
Oh, Mary, I am so proud of you.

1785
01:39:44,934 --> 01:39:46,699
Okay, Mom.

1786
01:39:47,339 --> 01:39:48,968
Everything was beautiful.

1787
01:39:49,143 --> 01:39:50,270
Okay, Mom.

1788
01:39:50,446 --> 01:39:53,111
I guess I'm just living a little vicariously.

1789
01:39:53,285 --> 01:39:56,257
Maybe even jealous.
A little competitive.

1790
01:39:56,424 --> 01:39:58,792
- Mom, more than I need to know.
- Okay.

1791
01:39:58,963 --> 01:40:00,397
I'll take Molly home.

1792
01:40:01,401 --> 01:40:03,064
SYLVIE:
Mary.

1793
01:40:03,238 --> 01:40:04,935
Mary.

1794
01:40:06,010 --> 01:40:08,674
All right, tell it to me straight.
What did you think?

1795
01:40:08,850 --> 01:40:09,909
It was transforming.

1796
01:40:10,085 --> 01:40:13,650
But it doesn't matter what I think.
This is the lady whose opinion counts.

1797
01:40:13,826 --> 01:40:15,351
Glenda Hill, meet Mary Haines.

1798
01:40:15,529 --> 01:40:17,932
This is the head buyer
from Saks Fifth Avenue.

1799
01:40:18,101 --> 01:40:20,129
GLENDA: Hello.
- Oh.

1800
01:40:20,507 --> 01:40:22,875
Wow, I didn't realize you were coming.

1801
01:40:23,045 --> 01:40:27,179
Well, I don't ordinarily crash fashion shows,
but Sylvie called me, insisted that I come.

1802
01:40:27,354 --> 01:40:30,383
Said I'd be missing something if I didn't,
and she was right.

1803
01:40:30,560 --> 01:40:32,051
Really? Really?

1804
01:40:32,230 --> 01:40:33,893
I don't know what to say.

1805
01:40:34,735 --> 01:40:38,641
It's a small collection,
but I find it fresh and forward.

1806
01:40:38,810 --> 01:40:42,409
I assume you'd be open to some changes
for the Saks customer.

1807
01:40:42,951 --> 01:40:46,413
Hemline here, maybe a jacket there.

1808
01:40:46,592 --> 01:40:48,586
Saks Fifth Avenue
is gonna order my clothes?

1809
01:40:49,464 --> 01:40:51,458
Well,
we'll start with the New York store...

1810
01:40:51,636 --> 01:40:56,806
...and if the clothes do well,
we'll expand to all 59 stores.

1811
01:40:56,980 --> 01:40:59,577
And of course,
we need everything shipped by spring.

1812
01:41:00,220 --> 01:41:02,122
Are you geared up for that?

1813
01:41:02,291 --> 01:41:05,024
I think she's a little shell-shocked.

1814
01:41:05,531 --> 01:41:09,061
- Would you mind if I think about it?
- Think about it?

1815
01:41:10,373 --> 01:41:13,403
Well, don't think too long.

1816
01:41:15,084 --> 01:41:17,611
SYLVIE: What do you have to think?
- I have to think about it.

1817
01:41:17,789 --> 01:41:19,314
- What is there to think about?
EDIE: Mary.

1818
01:41:19,492 --> 01:41:23,660
It was so amazing,
and we're so proud of you.

1819
01:41:23,834 --> 01:41:27,433
And I am so sorry that I won't be able
to stay longer to help you celebrate.

1820
01:41:27,608 --> 01:41:28,838
But my water just broke.

1821
01:41:30,981 --> 01:41:31,972
What?

1822
01:41:33,053 --> 01:41:34,818
(EDIE GRO ANING)

1823
01:41:34,990 --> 01:41:37,119
- Are we in the right place?
- Are you all right?

1824
01:41:37,295 --> 01:41:39,493
- Hang in there.
- Here comes another contraction.

1825
01:41:39,667 --> 01:41:40,692
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, God.

1826
01:41:40,869 --> 01:41:43,271
The contractions
are only a couple of minutes apart.

1827
01:41:43,441 --> 01:41:45,741
Every baby comes faster
than the one before.

1828
01:41:45,912 --> 01:41:48,439
- My last one came in just two hours.
- It's okay.

1829
01:41:48,618 --> 01:41:50,451
Excuse me, our friend is having a baby.

1830
01:41:50,622 --> 01:41:53,059
We need a room now,
so we need you guys to hurry up.

1831
01:41:53,394 --> 01:41:55,888
- Does she have insurance?
- She doesn't need insurance.

1832
01:41:56,067 --> 01:41:58,332
Have four, get the fifth one free.
Get her a room.

1833
01:41:58,504 --> 01:42:00,770
Oh, I feel another one coming. Ah!

1834
01:42:00,942 --> 01:42:02,708
- Another one.
- They're a minute apart.

1835
01:42:02,880 --> 01:42:04,508
One minute? She's got a minute.

1836
01:42:04,683 --> 01:42:05,947
- She's got a minute.
NURSE: Okay.

1837
01:42:06,120 --> 01:42:09,251
I'll take you right to the delivery room.
And who's the birth coach?

1838
01:42:09,427 --> 01:42:11,362
- I am.
- Oh, no, no, I want Alex to do it.

1839
01:42:11,530 --> 01:42:14,434
- What, me?
- I think it'll be a good experience for you.

1840
01:42:14,603 --> 01:42:16,437
Don't worry, I'll help you through it.

1841
01:42:16,675 --> 01:42:19,202
- Oh, oh.
- Oh, my God.

1842
01:42:19,381 --> 01:42:20,906
This is gonna be a big baby.

1843
01:42:21,083 --> 01:42:23,281
Don't point that thing at me, Edie.
It's loaded.

1844
01:42:23,589 --> 01:42:25,251
Come on, honey. Come on.

1845
01:42:25,425 --> 01:42:26,894
Let's go.

1846
01:42:28,899 --> 01:42:31,165
Glenda Hill? She is an arbiter of taste.

1847
01:42:31,338 --> 01:42:33,467
She's a big deal.
Why didn't you jump on that?

1848
01:42:33,642 --> 01:42:36,877
- I don't think I want such a big order.
- You don't wanna be a success?

1849
01:42:37,050 --> 01:42:38,382
Depends on how you define it.

1850
01:42:38,552 --> 01:42:41,922
I mean, I would be very happy
with just a little boutique business.

1851
01:42:42,092 --> 01:42:43,995
And I have a daughter
who really needs me.

1852
01:42:44,164 --> 01:42:46,396
Your daughter looked at you today
in a new way.

1853
01:42:46,568 --> 01:42:49,802
You gave her a mother who got something
for herself. That's important.

1854
01:42:49,974 --> 01:42:52,172
Remember when they said
we couldn't have it all?

1855
01:42:52,346 --> 01:42:54,681
We can have it all.
The question is, do we want it?

1856
01:42:54,852 --> 01:42:57,254
I don't want it all.
I just want a nice piece of it.

1857
01:42:57,424 --> 01:42:59,825
I don't want it all either,
because it's exhausting.

1858
01:42:59,994 --> 01:43:02,693
We can handle anything.
We'll be each other's wives.

1859
01:43:02,868 --> 01:43:05,065
Do you know how loveable you are,
Sylvie Fowler?

1860
01:43:05,239 --> 01:43:07,141
Do you have any idea
how loveable you are?

1861
01:43:07,311 --> 01:43:09,280
Funny you say that, because I met a guy.

1862
01:43:09,447 --> 01:43:10,974
- You met a guy?
- Yeah.

1863
01:43:11,152 --> 01:43:13,485
I'm thinking of giving him
my real phone number.

1864
01:43:13,655 --> 01:43:15,455
- How did it feel?
- Oh, I don't know.

1865
01:43:15,660 --> 01:43:18,188
- I think it was because...
- No, no, no.

1866
01:43:18,366 --> 01:43:20,494
No thinking. How did it feel?

1867
01:43:20,670 --> 01:43:23,335
I felt like... I felt like...

1868
01:43:23,510 --> 01:43:26,175
I couldn't talk. I had butterflies.

1869
01:43:26,349 --> 01:43:28,410
Like that time I found my dog
at the pound.

1870
01:43:28,586 --> 01:43:32,424
- Aw.
- We're very close. You better come inside.

1871
01:43:33,062 --> 01:43:35,055
(EDIE GRO ANING)

1872
01:43:35,467 --> 01:43:38,030
I want my husband!

1873
01:43:38,206 --> 01:43:39,697
Where the hell is that schmuck?

1874
01:43:39,876 --> 01:43:41,401
ALEX:
He's coming, for crying out loud!

1875
01:43:41,580 --> 01:43:44,449
You are not doing the breathing right.
What is so complicated?

1876
01:43:44,618 --> 01:43:45,951
It's like this:

1877
01:43:46,122 --> 01:43:48,217
Somebody get here
before her head spins off.

1878
01:43:48,394 --> 01:43:49,726
I've got your back.

1879
01:43:50,363 --> 01:43:52,300
MARY: It's okay.
- Hey, is that Jungle Red?

1880
01:43:52,936 --> 01:43:53,961
- Okay.
SYLVIE: Nice.

1881
01:43:54,138 --> 01:43:56,234
MARY: Focus on my voice.
Focus right on my voice.

1882
01:43:56,410 --> 01:43:57,468
Focus on my voice.

1883
01:43:57,645 --> 01:44:00,310
- Here comes another contraction.
MARY: Okay, now, Edie, use it.

1884
01:44:00,484 --> 01:44:03,786
Use it, Edie, just use it.

1885
01:44:03,958 --> 01:44:05,952
(GRO ANING)

1886
01:44:11,840 --> 01:44:14,971
I am never having sex again.
Sew me up right now.

1887
01:44:15,146 --> 01:44:18,244
Okay, so you got through that one, honey,
you got through that one.

1888
01:44:18,420 --> 01:44:20,515
- How's she doing?
- We're a couple pushes away.

1889
01:44:20,691 --> 01:44:22,821
- This baby has a big head.
- Oh, can you see it?

1890
01:44:22,997 --> 01:44:24,590
Oh, God, it's the head.

1891
01:44:26,271 --> 01:44:27,499
(CELL PHONE CHIMING)

1892
01:44:27,673 --> 01:44:28,765
ALEX:
Okay, okay, okay.

1893
01:44:32,448 --> 01:44:33,917
It's me, it's me.

1894
01:44:34,085 --> 01:44:35,451
Hello. Stephen?

1895
01:44:35,621 --> 01:44:37,615
DOCTOR: A strong one is coming.
- Mary, Mary.

1896
01:44:37,793 --> 01:44:39,261
Oh, okay. Hold on, okay.

1897
01:44:39,429 --> 01:44:40,864
Edie, see that Christmas tree?

1898
01:44:41,033 --> 01:44:45,133
Just focus on that Christmas tree
and send all your pain right there.

1899
01:44:45,308 --> 01:44:47,302
(GRO ANING)

1900
01:45:02,943 --> 01:45:04,937
DOCTOR:
That was a good one.

1901
01:45:05,115 --> 01:45:08,110
I'm not gonna make it. Oh, God.

1902
01:45:08,288 --> 01:45:10,190
Edie's having a baby.
Can I call you back?

1903
01:45:10,359 --> 01:45:11,988
No, don't hang up. Talk to him.

1904
01:45:12,162 --> 01:45:14,029
- Alex, I just...!
- Oh, my God.

1905
01:45:14,201 --> 01:45:15,829
MARY: He wants to go on a date.
- Good.

1906
01:45:16,003 --> 01:45:18,338
Good? I don't think
I can get past everything.

1907
01:45:18,509 --> 01:45:20,877
You can get past it, just like Alan did.

1908
01:45:21,048 --> 01:45:22,778
- What? Whoa, back up.
- Come on.

1909
01:45:26,892 --> 01:45:29,089
Oh, don't look so shocked.

1910
01:45:29,264 --> 01:45:31,427
Five years ago. It just happened.

1911
01:45:31,602 --> 01:45:33,504
When Alan found out,
it nearly killed him.

1912
01:45:33,672 --> 01:45:35,972
And that nearly killed me.
But he forgave me.

1913
01:45:36,145 --> 01:45:37,442
Not right away, but he did.

1914
01:45:37,614 --> 01:45:40,141
And you know why?
Because he's a good man.

1915
01:45:40,319 --> 01:45:41,446
He knew I loved him.

1916
01:45:41,623 --> 01:45:43,524
And I love him and he loves me.

1917
01:45:43,692 --> 01:45:44,991
And we love the kids.

1918
01:45:45,163 --> 01:45:47,497
And now I'm gonna stop
because I am so exhausted...

1919
01:45:47,667 --> 01:45:49,637
...and I want this kid out of me
right now.

1920
01:45:49,806 --> 01:45:50,864
Get it out!

1921
01:45:52,177 --> 01:45:56,140
Okay, Stephen, here it is, here it is.
I'm gonna own up to my part in all this.

1922
01:45:56,318 --> 01:45:59,382
How could I share myself with you
if I had no idea who I was?

1923
01:45:59,559 --> 01:46:02,531
I want things now that I've put aside,
and I'm gonna get them...

1924
01:46:02,698 --> 01:46:06,502
...and anybody who is a part of my life
is gonna have to want those things for me.

1925
01:46:06,673 --> 01:46:07,868
But this is gonna be hard.

1926
01:46:08,042 --> 01:46:10,707
This is hard work
because trust doesn't happen overnight.

1927
01:46:11,148 --> 01:46:15,613
And if you can accept all of that,
I will see you Tuesday at 8.

1928
01:46:15,791 --> 01:46:17,818
That's all I have available, I'm very busy.

1929
01:46:17,995 --> 01:46:19,862
- We're crowning.
- I gotta go.

1930
01:46:20,033 --> 01:46:21,057
Okay, ladies.

1931
01:46:21,235 --> 01:46:23,138
Get her shoulders, get her knees.

1932
01:46:23,306 --> 01:46:25,070
- Her shoulders and her knees.
- Okay.

1933
01:46:26,379 --> 01:46:28,872
- One more push, Edie.
EDIE: Here we go.

1934
01:46:29,050 --> 01:46:31,021
(SCREAMING)

1935
01:46:34,997 --> 01:46:36,990
(BABY CRYING)

1936
01:46:37,869 --> 01:46:39,394
Congratulations.

1937
01:46:40,642 --> 01:46:42,474
It's a boy.

1938
01:46:43,481 --> 01:46:46,385
ALEX: Oh, my gosh, Edie.
MARY: You did it.

1939
01:46:47,221 --> 01:46:48,246
- You did it.
ALEX: I did.

1940
01:46:48,423 --> 01:46:49,584
(CRYING)

1941
01:46:50,128 --> 01:46:52,097
I did it.

1942
01:46:55,905 --> 01:46:58,536
Edie had a baby.

1943
01:46:58,711 --> 01:47:00,704
(YELLING THEN LAUGHING)

1944
01:47:02,284 --> 01:47:05,051
So beautiful.

1945
01:47:05,224 --> 01:47:08,890
Look at you. You have a boy.

1946
01:47:19,820 --> 01:47:21,882
Oh, my goodness.

1947
01:47:23,127 --> 01:47:25,461
Hi, little boy.

1948
01:47:26,734 --> 01:47:28,728
(WHISPERING)

1949
01:47:34,016 --> 01:47:36,543
- Hello, little baby.
- Sweet boy.

1950
01:48:47,564 --> 01:48:56,824
THE END
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1951
01:53:27,062 --> 01:53:30,433
I think real beauty is real authenticity.

1952
01:53:30,603 --> 01:53:32,469
And it's pretty much as simple as that.

1953
01:53:32,640 --> 01:53:35,270
I think a sense of humor
is really a beautiful thing.

1954
01:53:35,446 --> 01:53:40,787
People become beautiful
when you feel their confidence.

1955
01:53:40,958 --> 01:53:44,829
Because the beautiful thing about being
a woman is that we are so many things.

1956
01:53:44,999 --> 01:53:47,664
Honestly, it takes some cultivation
to know who you are...

1957
01:53:47,838 --> 01:53:51,368
...with all the mixed messages
and different kind of cultural demands...

1958
01:53:51,545 --> 01:53:52,638
...of who you should be.

1959
01:53:52,814 --> 01:53:54,477
Be kind to yourself.

1960
01:53:54,652 --> 01:53:59,150
Because I promise you,
it will come and it will evolve...

1961
01:53:59,327 --> 01:54:03,461
...and you will see just how spectacular
your "differences" are.

1962
01:54:03,636 --> 01:54:06,107
Being a woman is a gift.

1963
01:54:06,128 --> 01:54:16,808
THE END