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Thanks for everything.

2
00:00:58,506 --> 00:01:00,599
Guess what I did
last night.

3
00:01:01,442 --> 00:01:02,568
Dude!

4
00:01:23,998 --> 00:01:25,795
Now let's rock
Westside Academy!

5
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<i>Taste the beast!</i>

6
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<i>You can do</i>
<i>anything you want in life</i>

7
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<i>as long as you stay</i>
<i>away from drugs.</i>

8
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<i>Why would a person</i>
<i>use illegal drugs?</i>

9
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<i>Many reasons.</i>

10
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<i>Maybe they're trying to fit in
with a new group of friends.</i>

11
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<i>Maybe they're curious.</i>

12
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<i>Maybe they're just bored.</i>

13
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<i>But whatever the reason,</i>

14
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<i>what should you say when
someone offers you drugs?</i>

15
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<i>Say, " No, thanks.</i>
<i>I'll have a Minotaur. "</i>

16
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Stay off drugs! Minotaur!

17
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<i>Thank you, Minotaur man.</i>

18
00:02:00,835 --> 00:02:02,894
Hey! Nice cow
outfit, homo.

19
00:02:03,003 --> 00:02:05,494
Where can I pick one of
those up, the gay zoo?

20
00:02:05,606 --> 00:02:07,039
Oh, no. It's not a...
It's not a cow.

21
00:02:07,141 --> 00:02:08,165
It's a minotaur.

22
00:02:08,275 --> 00:02:09,333
It's a creature of myth,

23
00:02:09,443 --> 00:02:11,377
and he got this one out
of your mom's closet.

24
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She let me keep it
after I fucked her.

25
00:02:15,983 --> 00:02:18,747
Drugs are bad.
Energy drinks, good.

26
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<i>So whenever you'd like to
taste one, help yourselves.</i>

27
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<i>And for every can sold,</i>
<i>Minotaur will make a donation</i>

28
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<i>to the Keep Kids</i>
<i>Off Drugs foundation.</i>

29
00:02:31,098 --> 00:02:33,225
God, this suit
smells like Tater Tots.

30
00:02:33,334 --> 00:02:35,666
Yeah, I know what you need.

31
00:02:35,769 --> 00:02:38,101
Kiss?
Are you kidding? No. God.

32
00:02:39,206 --> 00:02:40,195
I love Kiss.

33
00:02:40,374 --> 00:02:41,363
No one loves Kiss.

34
00:02:41,475 --> 00:02:42,999
Paul Stanley is
sick of Kiss.

35
00:02:43,110 --> 00:02:45,271
Whoa! Don't dis
the Starchild.

36
00:02:45,379 --> 00:02:46,676
Hey, don't get me
wrong, all right?

37
00:02:46,780 --> 00:02:50,443
I like to "rock 'n' roll all
night and part of every day!"

38
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Party every day. "Rock 'n' roll
all night and party every day!"

39
00:02:53,787 --> 00:02:56,415
I like to rock 'n' roll part
of every day. Party every day.

40
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I usually have errands.
Party.

41
00:02:57,992 --> 00:03:00,483
I can rock 'n' roll from, like,
1:00 to 3:00. You need to party.

42
00:03:01,829 --> 00:03:02,887
<i>Hey, guys.</i>
<i>How's it going?</i>

43
00:03:02,997 --> 00:03:05,056
<i>When someone offers you some
illegal drugs, what do you say?</i>

44
00:03:05,165 --> 00:03:07,793
<i>You say, " No, thanks.</i>
<i>I'll just have a Minotaur. "</i>

45
00:03:07,902 --> 00:03:09,426
<i>I've had so many</i>
<i>of these things.</i>

46
00:03:09,603 --> 00:03:11,161
<i>I'm not kidding.</i>

47
00:03:11,272 --> 00:03:12,830
<i>I may wet my pants.</i>
<i>Where's the bathroom?</i>

48
00:03:17,111 --> 00:03:18,135
Holy shit.

49
00:03:18,245 --> 00:03:20,372
Dude, this is like
Shrek's piss.

50
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<i>So remember, stay off drugs,</i>
<i>drink Minotaur and above all...</i>

51
00:03:25,886 --> 00:03:27,148
Taste the beast!

52
00:03:34,061 --> 00:03:35,289
You know what's
great about this job?

53
00:03:35,396 --> 00:03:36,693
You mean,
besides nothing?

54
00:03:36,797 --> 00:03:37,957
We're making
the world a better place.

55
00:03:38,065 --> 00:03:39,157
How?

56
00:03:39,266 --> 00:03:42,292
You know, giving the kids an
energy boost to stay off drugs.

57
00:03:42,403 --> 00:03:45,463
We're selling them nuclear
horse piss for 6 bucks a can.

58
00:03:45,573 --> 00:03:47,336
What an accomplishment.
Feels good, doesn't it?

59
00:03:47,441 --> 00:03:49,705
easy to do hung-over.

60
00:03:49,810 --> 00:03:51,072
I could do
this job forever.

61
00:03:51,178 --> 00:03:53,612
If I had to do this job forever,
I'd put a bullet in my head.

62
00:03:53,714 --> 00:03:55,079
Game face, bro.

63
00:03:55,182 --> 00:03:56,240
Surprise!

64
00:03:57,484 --> 00:03:58,610
Yeah!

65
00:03:59,386 --> 00:04:01,047
Got you, man! Got you!

66
00:04:01,155 --> 00:04:02,179
Happy anniversary!
Did you know?

67
00:04:02,289 --> 00:04:03,278
No.

68
00:04:03,390 --> 00:04:04,857
All right.
That was good!

69
00:04:04,959 --> 00:04:06,085
Oh, my God.
You're here.

70
00:04:06,193 --> 00:04:07,251
Wheeler called me. Hi.

71
00:04:07,361 --> 00:04:08,385
Thank you for warning me.

72
00:04:08,495 --> 00:04:10,622
Hey, I tried to tell them
you don't like surprises,

73
00:04:10,731 --> 00:04:13,131
but they really wanted
to celebrate your milestone.

74
00:04:13,233 --> 00:04:14,757
<i>What's up, mino-tards?</i>

75
00:04:16,370 --> 00:04:17,462
What's up, Wheeler?

76
00:04:17,638 --> 00:04:18,730
<i>My dick!</i>

77
00:04:18,839 --> 00:04:20,067
"My dick!"

78
00:04:20,174 --> 00:04:22,642
<i>Everybody, we're here to
celebrate my best friend, Danny!</i>

79
00:04:22,743 --> 00:04:24,404
We just work together.
Not "best friend."

80
00:04:24,511 --> 00:04:25,637
Be nice.

81
00:04:25,746 --> 00:04:27,441
<i>Danny's been</i>
<i>working here 10 years!</i>

82
00:04:27,548 --> 00:04:29,072
<i>That's almost</i>
<i>a decade of living the dream.</i>

83
00:04:29,183 --> 00:04:30,241
You're the
man, Danny!

84
00:04:30,351 --> 00:04:31,784
<i>I want to grow</i>
<i>old with you, Danny.</i>

85
00:04:31,885 --> 00:04:33,147
<i>Hopefully,</i>
<i>we'll be tasting the beast</i>

86
00:04:33,253 --> 00:04:34,447
<i>for the rest of</i>
<i>our lives together!</i>

87
00:04:34,555 --> 00:04:36,079
Yeah!
- All right!

88
00:04:37,291 --> 00:04:41,057
<i>It's early morning</i>
<i>The sun come out</i>

89
00:04:41,195 --> 00:04:43,356
<i>Last night was shaking</i>
<i>And pretty loud</i>

90
00:04:43,464 --> 00:04:44,624
This is a nightmare.

91
00:04:44,732 --> 00:04:46,495
Come on. I took
the afternoon off.

92
00:04:46,600 --> 00:04:48,659
There's cake! Let's
try and enjoy ourselves.

93
00:04:48,769 --> 00:04:51,237
<i>Mitch from Graphics,</i>
<i>take over!</i>

94
00:04:51,338 --> 00:04:52,737
Do it!
- Let's go next!

95
00:04:52,840 --> 00:04:54,467
Come on. It'll be fun.
No.

96
00:04:54,575 --> 00:04:56,600
Why not? Come on.
We'll do a duet!

97
00:04:56,710 --> 00:04:58,268
Getting up in front
of a group of people

98
00:04:58,379 --> 00:05:00,176
and singing is not my
idea of fun. All right?

99
00:05:00,280 --> 00:05:01,907
It's humiliating.

100
00:05:02,016 --> 00:05:03,449
<i>With another sin</i>

101
00:05:03,550 --> 00:05:04,983
I'm gonna sing.

102
00:05:06,787 --> 00:05:08,414
<i>Here I am</i>

103
00:05:08,522 --> 00:05:09,546
<i>Ow!</i>

104
00:05:09,657 --> 00:05:12,524
<i>Rock you like a hurricane</i>

105
00:05:12,760 --> 00:05:14,591
Come on, come on, come
on, come on! Yeah, yeah!

106
00:05:14,695 --> 00:05:15,889
<i>Here I am</i>

107
00:05:15,996 --> 00:05:17,327
Come on. Sing it!

108
00:05:17,464 --> 00:05:20,024
<i>Rock you like a hurricane</i>

109
00:05:20,134 --> 00:05:21,328
Danny?

110
00:05:22,169 --> 00:05:23,261
What is your problem?

111
00:05:23,370 --> 00:05:24,359
Look, I'm sorry,
all right?

112
00:05:24,471 --> 00:05:27,372
I'm not Wheeler, happy
in some brainless job,

113
00:05:27,474 --> 00:05:28,532
no goals, no ambition.

114
00:05:28,642 --> 00:05:30,234
Hey, you don't know
how Wheeler feels.

115
00:05:30,344 --> 00:05:33,541
For all you know, he hates
his job as much as you do.

116
00:05:33,647 --> 00:05:35,581
I love this job!

117
00:05:35,683 --> 00:05:37,742
Hey, Wheeler!
She's tasting your beast!

118
00:05:41,221 --> 00:05:42,745
Good morning.
Can I take your order?

119
00:05:42,856 --> 00:05:44,187
Can I get a tall chai?

120
00:05:44,358 --> 00:05:45,723
And a large black coffee.

121
00:05:45,826 --> 00:05:46,724
A what?

122
00:05:46,894 --> 00:05:47,826
Large black coffee.

123
00:05:47,928 --> 00:05:48,952
Do you mean a <i>venti?</i>

124
00:05:49,063 --> 00:05:50,052
No, I mean a large.

125
00:05:50,164 --> 00:05:52,223
He means a <i>venti.</i>
Yeah, the biggest one you've got.

126
00:05:52,332 --> 00:05:53,492
<i>Venti</i> is large.

127
00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:54,726
No. <i>Venti</i> is 20.

128
00:05:54,835 --> 00:05:55,859
Danny.

129
00:05:55,969 --> 00:05:59,200
Yeah. "Large" is large.
In fact, "tall" is large.

130
00:05:59,306 --> 00:06:01,274
And <i>grande</i> is
Spanish for large.

131
00:06:01,375 --> 00:06:03,172
<i>Venti</i> is the only one
that doesn't mean large.

132
00:06:03,277 --> 00:06:04,801
It's also the only
one that's Italian.

133
00:06:04,912 --> 00:06:07,403
Congratulations!
You're stupid in three languages.

134
00:06:07,514 --> 00:06:09,914
Look, dick.
<i>Venti</i> is a large coffee.

135
00:06:10,017 --> 00:06:11,450
Really? Says who?
Fellini?

136
00:06:11,552 --> 00:06:12,917
How much is that?
Here's a 10.

137
00:06:13,020 --> 00:06:14,578
Do you accept lira,
or is it all euros now?

138
00:06:14,688 --> 00:06:16,519
You know what,
just keep the change.

139
00:06:16,623 --> 00:06:18,591
Jesus, Dan. You know what
they call the sizes here.

140
00:06:18,692 --> 00:06:20,216
You know what, you've been
picking fights with everybody.

141
00:06:20,327 --> 00:06:22,192
The girl at the party...
She said ASAP.

142
00:06:22,296 --> 00:06:23,991
ASAP, I'm sorry.
Huge crime.

143
00:06:24,098 --> 00:06:27,158
It's like "24/7" or "been there,
done that." You hate that, too.

144
00:06:27,267 --> 00:06:30,464
I don't hate it enough
to let it ruin my day.

145
00:06:30,571 --> 00:06:33,972
It's getting worse.
You know, man? The sun is shining,

146
00:06:34,074 --> 00:06:37,043
but you have lost the ability
to take any joy in life.

147
00:06:37,144 --> 00:06:38,736
I can't stand it anymore!

148
00:06:38,912 --> 00:06:40,504
You're just
a miserable dick now!

149
00:06:40,614 --> 00:06:41,842
You're mean to everybody!

150
00:06:41,949 --> 00:06:45,441
And, FYI, it's called a
<i>venti</i> because it's 20 ounces!

151
00:06:45,853 --> 00:06:47,445
20! <i>Venti!</i>

152
00:06:52,860 --> 00:06:54,293
Is that true?

153
00:06:56,530 --> 00:06:58,828
She says I take
no joy in life.

154
00:06:59,833 --> 00:07:01,357
I can see that.

155
00:07:01,969 --> 00:07:03,197
I gotta talk to her.

156
00:07:03,303 --> 00:07:04,600
Forget her, man.

157
00:07:04,705 --> 00:07:06,502
Let me give you a little
motto I live my life by,

158
00:07:06,607 --> 00:07:08,097
you got to hit
it and quit it.

159
00:07:08,208 --> 00:07:10,073
No ties, tangle free.

160
00:07:10,177 --> 00:07:11,405
Nobody tells me what to do.

161
00:07:11,512 --> 00:07:13,446
I go bang,
bang, bang the drum.

162
00:07:13,547 --> 00:07:14,980
What? That's not a motto.

163
00:07:15,082 --> 00:07:17,448
That's just you
saying a bunch of things.

164
00:07:17,551 --> 00:07:19,576
You know, Beth's right.
I'm a dick.

165
00:07:19,686 --> 00:07:22,211
Hey, I'm in a rut, just
going from school to school

166
00:07:22,322 --> 00:07:24,882
selling poison to
our nation's youth.

167
00:07:24,992 --> 00:07:27,051
It's not poison.
It's got juice in it.

168
00:07:27,161 --> 00:07:28,253
You know, I'm 35 years old.

169
00:07:28,362 --> 00:07:29,386
I got nothing to
show for my life.

170
00:07:29,496 --> 00:07:30,963
I figured I'd be something,

171
00:07:31,064 --> 00:07:33,464
something good,
a professor, engineer.

172
00:07:33,567 --> 00:07:35,000
I don't know.

173
00:07:35,102 --> 00:07:37,332
Figured I'd be
married. I'd...

174
00:07:41,508 --> 00:07:43,169
You know what? We're making a detour.
- What?

175
00:07:43,277 --> 00:07:44,369
We're making a detour.
Where?

176
00:07:44,478 --> 00:07:45,775
We're making a detour.
Why?

177
00:07:48,916 --> 00:07:51,111
Dude, you're too jacked up on
Minotaur. This is a mistake.

178
00:07:51,218 --> 00:07:52,742
It's fine. Look,
I'll be right back.

179
00:07:52,853 --> 00:07:55,117
Hey, we gotta be at the Blue
Valley Middle School by 1:30.

180
00:07:55,222 --> 00:07:56,450
Yep!

181
00:07:56,557 --> 00:07:58,252
No, I don't want
to plea-bargain.

182
00:07:58,358 --> 00:07:59,416
I didn't do it.

183
00:07:59,526 --> 00:08:02,188
Mr. Garvin, I just don't know what
other options we have, you know,

184
00:08:02,296 --> 00:08:05,697
because they have this clear
videotape of you stealing

185
00:08:05,799 --> 00:08:07,426
a lot of TVs.
<i>Guys! Go, go, go.</i>

186
00:08:07,534 --> 00:08:08,933
That could be any bald guy.

187
00:08:09,036 --> 00:08:12,267
<i>Look at me. Me, David Garvin,</i>
<i>stealing TVs.</i>

188
00:08:12,372 --> 00:08:13,805
<i>Who would believe it?</i>

189
00:08:13,907 --> 00:08:15,841
That is not me.

190
00:08:17,077 --> 00:08:18,738
Hey, hi.
I need to talk to you.

191
00:08:18,846 --> 00:08:21,371
Danny, I'm with a client,
so we'll talk later.

192
00:08:21,481 --> 00:08:23,278
I can go.
No, no. You stay.

193
00:08:23,383 --> 00:08:26,409
I'm not going anywhere
until you talk to me.

194
00:08:27,221 --> 00:08:28,552
Excuse me one...

195
00:08:28,655 --> 00:08:30,020
Thank you.
What? Fast.

196
00:08:30,123 --> 00:08:31,112
All right, you were right.

197
00:08:31,225 --> 00:08:32,192
I'm a dick. I'm a dick!

198
00:08:32,292 --> 00:08:33,816
You're dickish.
Yes, I'm dickish.

199
00:08:33,927 --> 00:08:35,554
I'm a dickish dick, and I'm
in a rut. We're in a rut.

200
00:08:35,662 --> 00:08:37,357
Let's shake things up.
I have an idea.

201
00:08:37,464 --> 00:08:38,795
Let's get married.
I don't have a ring.

202
00:08:38,899 --> 00:08:39,923
Are you serious?

203
00:08:40,033 --> 00:08:41,523
<i>Mazel tov!</i>
No.

204
00:08:41,635 --> 00:08:43,262
Never mind.
What?

205
00:08:43,370 --> 00:08:44,394
No.
Why?

206
00:08:44,504 --> 00:08:47,769
Because despite this very well
thought out and romantic proposal,

207
00:08:47,875 --> 00:08:50,105
I'm not that interested in
becoming Mrs. Dick-in-a-rut.

208
00:08:50,210 --> 00:08:51,609
Heard that.
Really?

209
00:08:51,712 --> 00:08:53,043
Did you hear that?
Danny?

210
00:08:53,146 --> 00:08:55,171
Maybe you heard that because
you're 2 feet away from us.

211
00:08:55,282 --> 00:08:56,772
That's another one I hate.
"Heard that!"

212
00:08:56,884 --> 00:08:58,545
You don't get married
to get out of a rut.

213
00:08:58,652 --> 00:08:59,812
You get married
because you love someone

214
00:08:59,920 --> 00:09:01,387
and you don't want to spend
your life without them.

215
00:09:01,488 --> 00:09:03,979
Who is this guy? Thank you, Mr. Garvin.
- He's a thief.

216
00:09:04,091 --> 00:09:05,285
Falsely accused.

217
00:09:05,392 --> 00:09:06,552
Oh, well.
He looks like Phil Collins.

218
00:09:06,660 --> 00:09:07,752
Yeah. I know.

219
00:09:07,861 --> 00:09:09,055
Look, life is hard,
all right?

220
00:09:09,162 --> 00:09:10,629
We've lived together for
seven years... You know what?

221
00:09:10,731 --> 00:09:13,825
Danny, life is hard, and you've
become the hardest part of my life.

222
00:09:13,934 --> 00:09:15,026
I should really go.

223
00:09:15,135 --> 00:09:16,466
No, you sit down.

224
00:09:18,705 --> 00:09:19,763
You know, Danny?

225
00:09:19,873 --> 00:09:20,862
We do need to
shake things up.

226
00:09:20,974 --> 00:09:22,134
I know!
That's what I'm saying!

227
00:09:22,242 --> 00:09:23,732
I'm moving out.

228
00:09:24,945 --> 00:09:27,413
Wait a minute.
Are you breaking up with me?

229
00:09:28,515 --> 00:09:30,005
Yeah.

230
00:09:30,117 --> 00:09:31,084
Really?

231
00:09:34,087 --> 00:09:35,281
Wow.

232
00:09:36,590 --> 00:09:38,057
Today sucks.

233
00:09:41,395 --> 00:09:44,455
Look, Danny, whenever a
door closes, another opens, okay?

234
00:09:44,564 --> 00:09:45,553
You just have
to look for it.

235
00:09:45,666 --> 00:09:46,860
And, seriously,
you're gonna get

236
00:09:46,967 --> 00:09:48,935
the most insane
sympathy-rebound pussy.

237
00:09:49,136 --> 00:09:51,502
And this is a good
month for that, too.

238
00:09:51,605 --> 00:09:52,833
I don't want that.

239
00:09:52,940 --> 00:09:54,771
Look, just keep
it together, bro.

240
00:09:54,875 --> 00:09:56,536
Okay? We got one
more school.

241
00:09:56,643 --> 00:09:58,611
We go out, we'll have a few
brewskis, we'll talk this over.

242
00:09:58,712 --> 00:10:00,976
Just put your
game face on.

243
00:10:03,817 --> 00:10:06,615
Taste the beast!
Stay off drugs!

244
00:10:06,720 --> 00:10:08,017
Minotaur!

245
00:10:10,490 --> 00:10:13,516
<i>Drugs. Why do</i>
<i>kids take drugs?</i>

246
00:10:14,127 --> 00:10:15,617
<i>'Cause they're awesome?</i>

247
00:10:17,230 --> 00:10:19,095
<i>No? Maybe they just
understand that life is pain,</i>

248
00:10:19,199 --> 00:10:22,396
<i>and if you smoke something or take
a pill, it'll go away for a while.</i>

249
00:10:22,502 --> 00:10:24,527
<i>I'll drink to that.</i>

250
00:10:24,638 --> 00:10:26,105
Dude, dude, dude,
dude. Come on.

251
00:10:26,273 --> 00:10:27,740
<i>No, no, no.</i>

252
00:10:27,841 --> 00:10:30,571
<i> People say,</i>
<i>"Embrace life. Enjoy life.</i>

253
00:10:31,778 --> 00:10:34,144
<i>" Just do it!</i>
<i>Live it! Rock it!"</i>

254
00:10:34,915 --> 00:10:37,349
<i>Fuck it,</i>
<i>because life is horrible.</i>

255
00:10:37,451 --> 00:10:40,784
<i>You know, I may not be so
happy-go-lucky, but I'm a realist.</i>

256
00:10:40,887 --> 00:10:42,718
<i>Get ready to have</i>
<i>your dreams dashed, kids,</i>

257
00:10:42,823 --> 00:10:43,949
<i>'cause nothing's</i>
<i>gonna work out</i>

258
00:10:44,057 --> 00:10:46,116
<i>the way you</i>
<i>think it's going to.</i>

259
00:10:47,227 --> 00:10:50,253
<i>Chin-chin. By the way,</i>
<i>this stuff's poison.</i>

260
00:10:54,134 --> 00:10:56,364
Game face, bro.
Game face.

261
00:10:56,470 --> 00:10:58,301
What part of "game face"
do you not understand?

262
00:10:58,405 --> 00:10:59,372
What the...

263
00:10:59,473 --> 00:11:00,405
Hey, hey,
hey, hey!

264
00:11:00,507 --> 00:11:01,838
Dude, I thought we
could park here.

265
00:11:01,942 --> 00:11:03,239
And you thought wrong,
you furry faggot.

266
00:11:03,343 --> 00:11:04,970
Please, just flip
the switch and put it down.

267
00:11:05,078 --> 00:11:06,670
It's too late.
It's already up.

268
00:11:06,780 --> 00:11:07,747
Come on, please.

269
00:11:07,848 --> 00:11:09,042
Put yourself in my shoes,
would you?

270
00:11:09,149 --> 00:11:10,639
Not my problem.

271
00:11:11,284 --> 00:11:12,945
Dude, please,
could you just be decent?

272
00:11:13,053 --> 00:11:14,315
I'm having a terrible day.

273
00:11:14,421 --> 00:11:18,380
Well, since you put it that
way, it's still not my problem.

274
00:11:20,060 --> 00:11:21,027
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

275
00:11:21,595 --> 00:11:22,926
Hey, man, can I ask
you a question?

276
00:11:23,030 --> 00:11:25,157
Get the fuck out
of the way, asshole!

277
00:11:25,265 --> 00:11:26,357
You want me to move?

278
00:11:26,466 --> 00:11:27,626
Game face, buddy.

279
00:11:30,070 --> 00:11:31,264
Danny?

280
00:11:33,106 --> 00:11:34,232
What's he doing?

281
00:11:34,341 --> 00:11:35,808
He's running.
We're running.

282
00:11:35,909 --> 00:11:37,240
We're running!

283
00:11:37,344 --> 00:11:38,606
No, no.

284
00:11:38,712 --> 00:11:41,806
Hey, what are you...
What are you... Get...

285
00:11:43,016 --> 00:11:44,881
I'm the guy that can't enjoy life?
Wrong!

286
00:11:44,985 --> 00:11:46,543
I'm gonna enjoy this!
Right!

287
00:11:46,653 --> 00:11:48,086
Wait, what?

288
00:11:51,324 --> 00:11:52,313
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

289
00:11:52,426 --> 00:11:54,121
Hey, man,
what you doing?

290
00:11:54,728 --> 00:11:55,717
Whoa, whoa! Danny!

291
00:11:55,862 --> 00:11:56,829
Hey, man!

292
00:11:57,330 --> 00:11:59,059
Holy shit, man!

293
00:12:03,336 --> 00:12:04,462
Dude!

294
00:12:10,710 --> 00:12:12,803
<i>Taste the beast!</i>

295
00:12:15,649 --> 00:12:16,946
Stay off drugs.

296
00:12:17,517 --> 00:12:18,848
You guys are fucked.

297
00:12:18,952 --> 00:12:20,442
I told you, you asshole!

298
00:12:21,388 --> 00:12:23,015
Beth?
Yes, Wheeler?

299
00:12:23,123 --> 00:12:27,059
I just want to start by saying
I think you're amazing, okay?

300
00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:29,651
You're, like, beauty
and brains incarnate.

301
00:12:29,763 --> 00:12:32,288
So, FYI, there
you go. Okay?

302
00:12:32,399 --> 00:12:36,893
Now, that's that, so as far as this
goes, I didn't do anything here,

303
00:12:37,003 --> 00:12:38,766
so if you wouldn't mind,
you can clear my name,

304
00:12:38,872 --> 00:12:39,896
and I can just walk
right out of here.

305
00:12:40,006 --> 00:12:43,464
Really? Because according to
this, you were a party to...

306
00:12:43,577 --> 00:12:45,442
A party to,
not the party.

307
00:12:45,545 --> 00:12:48,673
...reckless endangerment,
destruction of school property,

308
00:12:48,782 --> 00:12:51,410
obstructing a police officer,
attempted grand theft auto,

309
00:12:51,518 --> 00:12:53,713
disturbing the peace,
parking in a no-parking zone.

310
00:12:53,820 --> 00:12:54,878
Did I ever tell
you you're a dick?

311
00:12:54,988 --> 00:12:55,977
Yeah. Earlier.

312
00:12:56,089 --> 00:12:58,148
And, Danny, they suspended your license.
Did you know that?

313
00:12:58,258 --> 00:12:59,953
Yeah. I figured they
would probably do that.

314
00:13:00,060 --> 00:13:02,426
I mean, did you guys
think this was funny?

315
00:13:03,063 --> 00:13:04,894
You know, if you think about it,
this is kind of your fault.

316
00:13:04,998 --> 00:13:06,090
My... How is
this my fault?

317
00:13:06,199 --> 00:13:07,723
It's your fault because
you just threw it all away,

318
00:13:07,834 --> 00:13:09,233
and I came in here,
I proposed to you...

319
00:13:09,336 --> 00:13:10,803
Your proposal
was bullshit!

320
00:13:10,904 --> 00:13:12,166
But it was real.
It was from the heart!

321
00:13:12,272 --> 00:13:13,967
Shut up! Okay? Shut up!

322
00:13:14,574 --> 00:13:15,734
What's gonna happen?

323
00:13:15,842 --> 00:13:17,707
They wanted to
give you 30 days in jail.

324
00:13:17,811 --> 00:13:18,937
What?

325
00:13:19,045 --> 00:13:20,842
But I worked my
magic on the judge,

326
00:13:20,947 --> 00:13:22,471
and instead,
over the next 30 days,

327
00:13:22,582 --> 00:13:24,846
you have to log 150 hours
of community service.

328
00:13:24,951 --> 00:13:27,249
Community service?
What, we got to clean toilets?

329
00:13:27,354 --> 00:13:28,651
No, you're going
to Sturdy Wings.

330
00:13:28,755 --> 00:13:30,188
It's the judge's
favorite organization.

331
00:13:31,458 --> 00:13:32,550
Yes, Wheeler?

332
00:13:32,659 --> 00:13:34,524
What the fuck
is Sturdy Wings?

333
00:13:34,728 --> 00:13:37,386
<i>Sturdy Wings is</i>
<i>a simple concept.</i>

334
00:13:37,497 --> 00:13:40,227
<i>We bring adults and children
together in a structured format</i>

335
00:13:41,949 --> 00:13:43,075
<i>to enhance the lives</i>
<i>of these children</i>

336
00:13:43,184 --> 00:13:44,515
<i>through</i>
<i>one-on-one friendships.</i>

337
00:13:44,619 --> 00:13:46,678
People ask me,
"Gayle, how did you

338
00:13:46,787 --> 00:13:49,847
"come up with such
a life-altering program?"

339
00:13:49,957 --> 00:13:53,085
And I tell them I spent a
lot of time alone as a kid.

340
00:13:53,194 --> 00:13:55,719
My father was
a traveling salesman.

341
00:13:55,830 --> 00:13:58,560
My mother, out of
necessity, was a whore.

342
00:13:58,666 --> 00:14:01,464
<i>During adolescence,</i>
<i>I hungered for guidance</i>

343
00:14:01,569 --> 00:14:04,265
<i>from a committed,</i>
<i>caring adult.</i>

344
00:14:04,405 --> 00:14:07,533
<i>In my 20s and 30s, I suffered
through an endless cycle</i>

345
00:14:07,642 --> 00:14:11,806
<i>of failed relationships and
constant feelings of inadequacy.</i>

346
00:14:12,980 --> 00:14:16,507
<i>A mere 12 years ago,</i>
<i>I was a raging alcoholic.</i>

347
00:14:17,485 --> 00:14:20,921
<i>To make matters worse, I had
a massive drug addiction,</i>

348
00:14:21,022 --> 00:14:24,458
no money, no job,
no hope.

349
00:14:25,292 --> 00:14:28,193
<i>But at that moment,</i>
<i>I knew what I had to do.</i>

350
00:14:28,663 --> 00:14:30,460
Used to be
addicted to pills.

351
00:14:30,564 --> 00:14:33,431
Now I'm addicted
to helping.

352
00:14:33,968 --> 00:14:35,765
And when you're
addicted to helping,

353
00:14:35,936 --> 00:14:37,403
you don't need
an intervention.

354
00:14:39,040 --> 00:14:41,440
Because sometimes in life,
everybody needs...

355
00:14:41,542 --> 00:14:43,066
Sturdy Wings!
- Sturdy Wings!

356
00:14:43,811 --> 00:14:45,904
<i>A little lovin'</i>
<i>Yeah, yeah, yeah</i>

357
00:14:47,665 --> 00:14:51,123
<i>We need a little love</i>
<i>Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah</i>

358
00:14:51,668 --> 00:14:54,193
<i>A little lovin'</i>
<i>Yeah, yeah, yeah</i>

359
00:14:55,539 --> 00:14:56,528
See, that's me?

360
00:15:02,479 --> 00:15:04,071
Okay, then.

361
00:15:04,181 --> 00:15:06,081
Welcome, everybody.

362
00:15:06,183 --> 00:15:10,643
You know, it's particularly exciting
for me to have a new batch of Bigs

363
00:15:10,754 --> 00:15:13,484
to match up with a new
group of kids, or Littles,

364
00:15:13,590 --> 00:15:15,490
as we call them
here at Sturdy Wings.

365
00:15:15,592 --> 00:15:17,059
I see a familiar face.

366
00:15:17,227 --> 00:15:18,558
Guilty as charged.

367
00:15:20,597 --> 00:15:21,928
I'd already prefer jail.

368
00:15:22,032 --> 00:15:24,398
All right. Let's move
right along here.

369
00:15:24,501 --> 00:15:26,025
Schedule-wise,
you can elect to spend

370
00:15:26,203 --> 00:15:27,727
as much time
with your Little...

371
00:15:27,838 --> 00:15:29,499
Hey.
- or as little time.

372
00:15:29,606 --> 00:15:30,630
It takes a village.

373
00:15:30,740 --> 00:15:31,729
Hmm?

374
00:15:31,842 --> 00:15:34,640
Hillary Clinton.
I'm sort of into politics.

375
00:15:34,744 --> 00:15:36,336
I'm sort of engaged.

376
00:15:36,446 --> 00:15:38,004
I sort of have a boner.

377
00:15:38,114 --> 00:15:39,775
Okay.

378
00:15:39,883 --> 00:15:42,181
Got lots of handouts,
information to cover,

379
00:15:42,285 --> 00:15:44,048
so let's get started.

380
00:15:44,154 --> 00:15:45,553
First time with
the program?

381
00:15:45,722 --> 00:15:47,121
Oh, God, really?

382
00:15:47,224 --> 00:15:48,714
Wheeler, switch with me.
No way, dude.

383
00:15:48,825 --> 00:15:51,885
Martin Gary.
I can always spot a newbie.

384
00:15:52,762 --> 00:15:54,093
It's my fifth
year with Wings.

385
00:15:54,197 --> 00:15:56,324
I guess Paul McCartney's
got nothing on me, huh?

386
00:15:56,533 --> 00:15:58,000
<i>Love, take me down</i>
<i>to the streets</i>

387
00:16:00,652 --> 00:16:01,710
That's not a Wings' song.

388
00:16:01,820 --> 00:16:03,549
Yeah, that's one of
their hits from the '70s.

389
00:16:03,655 --> 00:16:04,986
I'm not sure which one.
It's not a... It's not.

390
00:16:06,558 --> 00:16:07,616
It isn't?
- No.

391
00:16:07,726 --> 00:16:09,421
I think it might be.
- No, it's not. Nobody sings that song.

392
00:16:09,528 --> 00:16:10,859
I don't know about that.
I'll have to google it.

393
00:16:10,963 --> 00:16:14,626
That's right, some kids are
allergic to their own sweat.

394
00:16:14,733 --> 00:16:17,429
So probably best to put the
kibosh on physical activity.

395
00:16:17,536 --> 00:16:21,495
Maybe play a boardgame
or tell a knock, knock joke.

396
00:16:21,607 --> 00:16:22,596
Oh!

397
00:16:22,708 --> 00:16:23,675
Martin!

398
00:16:23,775 --> 00:16:25,470
Knock, knock.
Who's there?

399
00:16:25,577 --> 00:16:26,976
Mike Snifferpipits.

400
00:16:27,079 --> 00:16:28,637
Mike Snifferpipits who?

401
00:16:28,747 --> 00:16:31,545
Mike Snifferpipits who?
How many Mike Snifferpipits do you know?

402
00:16:31,650 --> 00:16:33,811
Come on! Let me in.
It's cold out here!

403
00:16:34,152 --> 00:16:35,517
Jeez.

404
00:16:36,421 --> 00:16:37,649
Martin, come on up here.

405
00:16:37,756 --> 00:16:38,780
Let's do
a little <i>dimostrazione.</i>

406
00:16:40,643 --> 00:16:41,132
This...

407
00:16:41,243 --> 00:16:42,210
Ah!

408
00:16:42,310 --> 00:16:44,540
Perfectly acceptable hug
between a Little and a Big.

409
00:16:44,646 --> 00:16:45,840
Ooh, la la!

410
00:16:47,215 --> 00:16:49,376
This is not.

411
00:16:49,484 --> 00:16:52,282
Well, obviously we're not
supposed to butt-fuck these kids.

412
00:16:52,387 --> 00:16:53,911
Well, it looks like
I'm out of handouts.

413
00:16:54,022 --> 00:16:56,081
So why don't we take a little
break, get a cup of joe?

414
00:16:56,191 --> 00:16:58,125
I know I'm gonna put
mine right in here.

415
00:16:58,226 --> 00:17:02,060
And then when you come back, it'll
be time to meet... Drum roll, please.

416
00:17:02,164 --> 00:17:04,860
...your Little!

417
00:17:13,942 --> 00:17:15,307
I cannot wait
to meet mine.

418
00:17:15,510 --> 00:17:17,102
I'm going to take
them to the zoo,

419
00:17:17,212 --> 00:17:20,079
because I
heard that the giant panda bear

420
00:17:20,182 --> 00:17:22,742
has a little
baby panda bear,

421
00:17:22,851 --> 00:17:24,250
and there's
just nothing cuter

422
00:17:24,419 --> 00:17:25,818
than a little
baby panda bear...

423
00:17:25,921 --> 00:17:26,979
Yeah, I can't do this.

424
00:17:27,088 --> 00:17:28,555
Danny, stop.

425
00:17:28,657 --> 00:17:31,319
We will get raped in jail.
Do you understand?

426
00:17:31,426 --> 00:17:32,916
What's the point?

427
00:17:33,195 --> 00:17:35,493
I mean, I've got
nothing to give a kid.

428
00:17:35,597 --> 00:17:37,258
If you were a kid, would
you want to hang out with me?

429
00:17:37,365 --> 00:17:38,559
Hey, do you want
to get raped?

430
00:17:38,667 --> 00:17:39,827
Hello, gentlemen.

431
00:17:39,935 --> 00:17:41,232
Hey.

432
00:17:41,336 --> 00:17:43,395
You probably heard that out of context.
- Excuse me?

433
00:17:43,505 --> 00:17:46,770
When I asked my friend Danny
if he wanted to get raped.

434
00:17:46,875 --> 00:17:50,311
I want you both to listen
to me, okay? And listen good.

435
00:17:51,313 --> 00:17:55,044
I know why you're here,
so don't BS a BSer.

436
00:17:55,150 --> 00:17:59,314
Okay? Your "presence"
here, court-ordered.

437
00:18:00,188 --> 00:18:02,179
Why did you put
"presence" in quotes?

438
00:18:02,290 --> 00:18:03,621
Are you implying
that we're not here?

439
00:18:03,725 --> 00:18:06,717
You know, one call
to the judge from me,

440
00:18:06,828 --> 00:18:09,262
and you are in the slammer,
like M.C. Hammer.

441
00:18:09,364 --> 00:18:10,592
Did M.C. Hammer
go to prison?

442
00:18:10,699 --> 00:18:12,064
Yes, he did.

443
00:18:12,167 --> 00:18:13,998
Or he came
extremely close.

444
00:18:14,102 --> 00:18:17,401
I'm certain he filed for bankruptcy,
so don't BS me right now, okay?

445
00:18:17,506 --> 00:18:19,167
I don't understand.
How are we BSing you?

446
00:18:19,274 --> 00:18:22,209
Exactly. I'm BS-proof.

447
00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:24,938
Here's a couple
of time sheets.

448
00:18:25,046 --> 00:18:28,379
You'll want your little buddies' parents
to sign them after each outing, okay?

449
00:18:28,483 --> 00:18:32,783
And that way, I can use my BS
flyswatter to swat away the flies

450
00:18:33,722 --> 00:18:35,485
that is your BS.

451
00:18:36,324 --> 00:18:38,189
Okay? Any questions?

452
00:18:38,860 --> 00:18:42,125
Hey, little Littles,
your Bigs are here!

453
00:18:48,270 --> 00:18:50,170
Okay. That's good fun!

454
00:18:51,306 --> 00:18:53,831
Danny, your Little is elsewhere.
Why don't you come with me?

455
00:18:53,942 --> 00:18:56,103
Oh, man.

456
00:18:56,711 --> 00:18:59,942
I've heard of popcorn in the
face, but this is ridiculous.

457
00:19:07,822 --> 00:19:09,983
Brothers in arms,
follow me!

458
00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:15,056
The evil King Argotron
has us cornered.

459
00:19:15,530 --> 00:19:18,966
My fair lady Esplen,
Goddess of Navalore.

460
00:19:19,067 --> 00:19:21,001
I fight for your honor.

461
00:19:22,037 --> 00:19:24,005
You wish to kiss me?

462
00:19:24,105 --> 00:19:26,505
There's precious
little time.

463
00:19:26,608 --> 00:19:28,269
What the hell.

464
00:19:34,916 --> 00:19:38,408
No! No. More later!
Now I must fight!

465
00:19:40,989 --> 00:19:45,221
Your kid's name is Augie Farks,
a little older than most of the kids.

466
00:19:50,465 --> 00:19:51,432
Oh.

467
00:19:53,268 --> 00:19:54,235
Um, that...

468
00:19:54,536 --> 00:19:55,833
I wasn't really 100% yet.

469
00:19:55,937 --> 00:19:57,905
Don't judge me
by that move that...

470
00:19:58,006 --> 00:19:59,166
I'm not gonna get
in trouble, right?

471
00:19:59,274 --> 00:20:02,505
This is just... This is just soft foam
and duct tape. It can't harm anyone.

472
00:20:02,611 --> 00:20:03,578
No worries, my liege.

473
00:20:03,678 --> 00:20:04,770
Okay!

474
00:20:04,879 --> 00:20:07,074
This is Danny.
He wants to be your new friend.

475
00:20:07,182 --> 00:20:08,672
So I'm gonna let you guys
get to know each other,

476
00:20:08,783 --> 00:20:10,910
and I'll fade into the mist.

477
00:20:13,488 --> 00:20:15,012
How's it going?

478
00:20:17,192 --> 00:20:19,092
That's a nice routine
you worked out.

479
00:20:19,194 --> 00:20:22,061
I hope you weren't
planning on slaying me.

480
00:20:26,468 --> 00:20:27,662
Wonderful.

481
00:20:27,769 --> 00:20:30,260
Come on, Wheeler. Let's meet
your kid. His name's Ronnie.

482
00:20:30,372 --> 00:20:32,897
He's one of our youngest.
Single mom, full-time job.

483
00:20:33,008 --> 00:20:36,034
Signed him up about six weeks ago.
Matched him up with eight different Bigs.

484
00:20:36,144 --> 00:20:37,372
No one's lasted
more than a day,

485
00:20:37,479 --> 00:20:40,573
but I think you're perfect
because you're young, you're fun,

486
00:20:40,682 --> 00:20:41,774
and you don't
wanna go to prison.

487
00:20:41,883 --> 00:20:43,350
That's scary!

488
00:20:43,752 --> 00:20:44,719
Oh!

489
00:20:45,353 --> 00:20:48,789
And FYI, you're playing on
this girl's court now, okay?

490
00:20:48,890 --> 00:20:50,653
So you're playing by her rules.
Are you the coach?

491
00:20:50,759 --> 00:20:52,818
I am the coach.
I'm the coach, and I'm the point guard,

492
00:20:52,927 --> 00:20:56,590
I'm the two forwards, the
center, and I'm the other guard.

493
00:20:56,698 --> 00:20:58,928
I'm the entire
organization.

494
00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:05,234
Hey, there, Ronnie. How you doing
today? Doing a little drawing?

495
00:21:05,340 --> 00:21:06,807
That's cool.

496
00:21:06,908 --> 00:21:08,637
I want you to meet
someone really special.

497
00:21:08,743 --> 00:21:12,076
And I think you two dudes
are gonna become real homeys.

498
00:21:12,180 --> 00:21:13,442
Ronnie, this is Anson.

499
00:21:13,548 --> 00:21:14,981
Wheeler's good.

500
00:21:15,083 --> 00:21:16,345
Whatever.

501
00:21:19,154 --> 00:21:21,418
Hey, big guy.
What you doing here?

502
00:21:21,523 --> 00:21:24,458
What up, Ronnie?
It's good to meet you.

503
00:21:29,864 --> 00:21:31,354
What you
drawing there?

504
00:21:31,466 --> 00:21:34,264
Oh. Beyoncé.
She's smoking!

505
00:21:34,369 --> 00:21:35,836
I don't want to
take my pants off!

506
00:21:35,937 --> 00:21:37,700
What? Whoa, whoa!

507
00:21:38,106 --> 00:21:39,869
All right, Ronnie.
That's enough.

508
00:21:39,974 --> 00:21:41,202
This bitch tried
to grab my joint!

509
00:21:41,309 --> 00:21:42,571
Language, Ronnie!

510
00:21:42,677 --> 00:21:44,201
My language is English!

511
00:21:44,312 --> 00:21:47,577
And this motherfucker tried
to grab on my hang-down.

512
00:21:47,682 --> 00:21:49,673
I got my own hang-down
to touch, kid.

513
00:21:49,784 --> 00:21:51,479
Honky-ass wanted
a handful of my balls!

514
00:21:51,586 --> 00:21:53,110
Honky? That's racist.

515
00:21:53,221 --> 00:21:56,088
Well, I trust you two will work
this out. I'm not gonna micromanage.

516
00:21:56,191 --> 00:21:58,216
Not my modus operandi.

517
00:22:00,395 --> 00:22:02,056
I have no idea what I'm
gonna do with this kid.

518
00:22:02,163 --> 00:22:05,792
Me, either. I bet if I suggested a game
of Quidditch, he'd come in his pants.

519
00:22:05,900 --> 00:22:08,130
I've been talking to him for half
an hour. Kid's barely said a word.

520
00:22:08,236 --> 00:22:09,965
Maybe we should just
go to jail. It's 30 days.

521
00:22:10,071 --> 00:22:11,060
Whoa!

522
00:22:11,172 --> 00:22:13,572
I don't know if this is some
kind of joke to you, Danny,

523
00:22:13,675 --> 00:22:15,666
but I actually
like my life, okay?

524
00:22:15,777 --> 00:22:18,371
Now, if I go to jail,
I'm gonna lose my job. Listen.

525
00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:20,607
We go to prison, you're
never gonna get Beth back.

526
00:22:20,715 --> 00:22:23,843
We come home after 30 days, she's
banging her boss. I guarantee it.

527
00:22:23,952 --> 00:22:26,512
Really? She's gonna be
banging Patricia Feingold?

528
00:22:26,621 --> 00:22:27,610
Her boss is a chick?

529
00:22:27,722 --> 00:22:28,950
Oh, Jesus.

530
00:22:29,057 --> 00:22:32,083
Danny, just listen, okay?
We're a team. All right? You and me.

531
00:22:32,193 --> 00:22:34,957
We can do this.
We just got to stick together.

532
00:22:35,063 --> 00:22:36,655
Fine.
Good.

533
00:22:36,765 --> 00:22:39,325
So, what do you
do with kids?

534
00:22:39,467 --> 00:22:44,427
<i>Hey, kids! We Chip Monks just broke our
vow of silence, and we want to sing!</i>

535
00:22:44,806 --> 00:22:47,468
<i>We are the monks</i>
<i>of chip monk Charlie's</i>

536
00:22:47,575 --> 00:22:49,839
<i>We will give you food to eat</i>

537
00:22:50,078 --> 00:22:52,444
<i>And once it's in our tummies</i>

538
00:22:52,547 --> 00:22:55,539
<i>We will move</i>
<i>our chip monk feet</i>

539
00:22:57,652 --> 00:22:59,916
<i>We are the butts</i>
<i>of Chip Monk ass</i>

540
00:23:00,021 --> 00:23:01,079
<i>But we've got the ass...</i>

541
00:23:01,189 --> 00:23:02,213
Come on! Sit down!

542
00:23:02,323 --> 00:23:04,689
All right?
Please. Danny.

543
00:23:04,793 --> 00:23:06,283
I like Ronnie's
version better.

544
00:23:06,394 --> 00:23:09,727
I like how it evokes
the concept of ass and butt.

545
00:23:10,698 --> 00:23:12,029
Okay. Thanks.

546
00:23:12,133 --> 00:23:13,998
Don't throw shit,
Ronnie. Come on.

547
00:23:14,102 --> 00:23:16,502
How many hours
do we have left?

548
00:23:17,472 --> 00:23:19,565
So, do you
like Coca-Cola?

549
00:23:19,674 --> 00:23:22,541
I like the idea of it
more than I actually like it.

550
00:23:23,178 --> 00:23:24,907
Ooh! They got
chicken fingers.

551
00:23:25,013 --> 00:23:27,243
I'm gonna run
a train on these chicken fingers.

552
00:23:27,348 --> 00:23:28,474
I'm just gonna be like...

553
00:23:30,351 --> 00:23:33,718
Let me guess. You're not really rolling
with the ladies in school, are you, Augie?

554
00:23:33,822 --> 00:23:38,122
Oh, no. I'm really good friends with
the school nurse. She's a divorcée.

555
00:23:38,226 --> 00:23:42,492
So, Aug, it's a pretty
interesting cape.

556
00:23:42,597 --> 00:23:44,531
Are you like a
superhero or something?

557
00:23:44,632 --> 00:23:46,224
Yeah, I wish.

558
00:23:46,334 --> 00:23:49,064
No, this is... This is part
of my battle attire for Laire.

559
00:23:49,170 --> 00:23:50,228
What the hell is Laire?

560
00:23:50,338 --> 00:23:52,772
It's this fantasy world
where anything is possible.

561
00:23:52,874 --> 00:23:54,808
One minute you could be
sparring with an elf,

562
00:23:54,909 --> 00:23:58,174
and the next you could be battling
against a troll who wants nothing more

563
00:23:58,279 --> 00:24:01,305
than just to steal your gold
and leave you penniless!

564
00:24:01,416 --> 00:24:02,508
Sounds gay.

565
00:24:02,617 --> 00:24:03,879
No, no.
There's girls there.

566
00:24:03,985 --> 00:24:04,952
Girls can be gay.

567
00:24:05,053 --> 00:24:07,487
If by gay you mean
the old English definition

568
00:24:07,589 --> 00:24:11,821
of "fun, enjoyable and carefree,"
then, yes, it's extremely gay.

569
00:24:11,926 --> 00:24:13,791
I think they meant
the other definition.

570
00:24:13,895 --> 00:24:16,989
I know, but to understand it, you
really have to see it for yourself.

571
00:24:17,098 --> 00:24:18,190
Okay.

572
00:24:19,934 --> 00:24:21,424
Hey, pick us up
in two hours.

573
00:24:21,536 --> 00:24:23,504
Fuck you, Miss Daisy!

574
00:24:29,277 --> 00:24:30,801
So, Augie, why do
they call it Laire?

575
00:24:30,912 --> 00:24:33,346
It's Live Action
Interactive Role-playing Explorers.

576
00:24:33,448 --> 00:24:34,676
We're all divided
into countries,

577
00:24:34,782 --> 00:24:37,273
fighting a never-ending war
to control the realm.

578
00:24:37,385 --> 00:24:40,946
Or until they have to
clear you out for soccer practice.

579
00:24:41,656 --> 00:24:42,623
Oh!

580
00:24:42,757 --> 00:24:44,588
Greetings, nobleman!

581
00:24:45,894 --> 00:24:49,227
Any friend of Blufgan's
is a friend of Kuzzik,

582
00:24:49,330 --> 00:24:52,595
fifth son of Leponius,
earl of Ringor.

583
00:24:52,700 --> 00:24:55,362
Diana has put
her bosom away.

584
00:24:55,470 --> 00:24:58,769
Apollo has lifted his skirt.
The day has been launched.

585
00:24:58,873 --> 00:25:02,673
May I present to you
my vassal, Artonius?

586
00:25:02,777 --> 00:25:03,744
Greetings, friends.

587
00:25:03,845 --> 00:25:04,971
Greetings.

588
00:25:05,079 --> 00:25:10,142
Tell me, Blufgan, art thou
preparing for the Battle Royale?

589
00:25:10,752 --> 00:25:12,117
'Tis a mere month away.

590
00:25:12,220 --> 00:25:13,414
Aye, my lord.

591
00:25:13,521 --> 00:25:14,954
Huzzah, huzzah!

592
00:25:15,056 --> 00:25:18,457
Godspeed, Blufgan,
and all hail Xanthia!

593
00:25:18,559 --> 00:25:20,083
Hail, Xanthia!
Hail, Xanthia!

594
00:25:20,762 --> 00:25:22,627
Rub-a-dub-dub!

595
00:25:25,667 --> 00:25:27,066
What the fuck just
happened there?

596
00:25:27,168 --> 00:25:28,328
They're my kinsmen.

597
00:25:28,436 --> 00:25:29,733
We're all from Xanthia.

598
00:25:29,837 --> 00:25:32,635
We're a smaller country,
but we're no Cacedonia, Danny.

599
00:25:32,740 --> 00:25:34,731
Ow! Don't hit so hard!
Okay.

600
00:25:36,077 --> 00:25:37,101
Hi, Blufgan.

601
00:25:37,211 --> 00:25:38,371
Hey! Hey, Esplen.

602
00:25:40,014 --> 00:25:41,982
Blufgan! Blufgan!
Blufgan!

603
00:25:42,083 --> 00:25:43,710
Blufgan!

604
00:25:45,887 --> 00:25:48,412
All right, Gleebo.
One more.

605
00:25:52,360 --> 00:25:54,260
I should have never started
feeding the goddamn elves.

606
00:25:54,362 --> 00:25:55,590
Jesus Christ.

607
00:25:55,697 --> 00:25:56,925
Hey, master handler.

608
00:26:01,002 --> 00:26:02,526
Whoa! Who's that dork?

609
00:26:02,637 --> 00:26:04,036
That's the king.

610
00:26:04,505 --> 00:26:08,271
Well, I should have guessed. Nothing
says royalty like The Burger Hole.

611
00:26:08,376 --> 00:26:10,867
Yeah, he and his lackeys
eat there before every battle.

612
00:26:10,979 --> 00:26:13,072
His majesty approaches.
Oh, crap!

613
00:26:13,181 --> 00:26:14,546
His royalty approaches!

614
00:26:14,649 --> 00:26:16,173
Long live the king.

615
00:26:16,551 --> 00:26:17,677
What are you doing?

616
00:26:17,785 --> 00:26:19,514
You have to kneel
before the king.

617
00:26:19,620 --> 00:26:23,056
Bow down, little girl.
Little girl, bow down, bow down.

618
00:26:23,157 --> 00:26:24,249
Why?

619
00:26:24,359 --> 00:26:25,826
Because he's the king.
I beg you!

620
00:26:30,798 --> 00:26:32,322
No.

621
00:26:32,433 --> 00:26:33,661
Damn it.

622
00:26:37,705 --> 00:26:40,503
Hey, pull over to the mini-mart
and get me some OJ,

623
00:26:40,608 --> 00:26:42,576
and not that
from-concentrate shit.

624
00:26:42,677 --> 00:26:43,974
Would it kill you
to say please?

625
00:26:44,078 --> 00:26:45,636
It might.

626
00:26:45,780 --> 00:26:49,409
"Concentrate. Not from
concentrate. Pulp. Low pulp.

627
00:26:49,517 --> 00:26:51,041
"Lots of pulp."

628
00:26:51,152 --> 00:26:52,346
Well, well, well.

629
00:26:52,453 --> 00:26:56,048
Hey. Fancy meeting you here.
What, are you stalking me?

630
00:26:57,291 --> 00:26:59,851
Had to get my bagel-dog fix.
So how's little Ronnie?

631
00:26:59,961 --> 00:27:03,021
Oh, you were right about us
being a great match. Yeah.

632
00:27:03,131 --> 00:27:06,328
You know, like at Christmas when you
get a gift? That's what Ronnie is.

633
00:27:06,434 --> 00:27:08,834
A gift. I love him so much.

634
00:27:09,137 --> 00:27:12,231
Wow. Well,
that's very nice.

635
00:27:12,974 --> 00:27:16,307
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I gots to get my Slurpee on.

636
00:27:16,411 --> 00:27:18,709
Well, watch this though first.

637
00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:22,376
Look at that.
What does that look like?

638
00:27:24,685 --> 00:27:25,777
Okay.

639
00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:33,584
Open the door, Ronnie.

640
00:27:33,694 --> 00:27:35,753
You forgot to say "please."

641
00:27:36,731 --> 00:27:40,326
Please open the door,
or I'll pour your juice out.

642
00:27:40,902 --> 00:27:43,336
I don't drink
juice, biatch!

643
00:27:43,438 --> 00:27:45,269
Come on. Hey. Ronnie.

644
00:27:49,510 --> 00:27:52,536
Oh, no. Don't turn that
engine on. I swear to God...

645
00:27:55,416 --> 00:27:57,976
Okay. Okay.
Joke's over, buddy.

646
00:27:58,086 --> 00:27:59,713
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no!

647
00:27:59,821 --> 00:28:00,788
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

648
00:28:01,956 --> 00:28:05,221
Good one! Good one, Ronnie!
Now open the fucking door!

649
00:28:05,326 --> 00:28:07,191
Ronnie! What are you doing?

650
00:28:07,295 --> 00:28:08,626
Dude, dude, dude, dude,
dude, dude, dude, dude!

651
00:28:09,797 --> 00:28:11,264
What are you doing?

652
00:28:14,535 --> 00:28:16,196
Baby! Yeah!

653
00:28:18,272 --> 00:28:20,137
Don't you run me over!

654
00:28:20,241 --> 00:28:21,469
Oh, no!

655
00:28:23,044 --> 00:28:24,136
Ouch! Watch it!

656
00:28:25,346 --> 00:28:26,711
Hey!

657
00:28:26,814 --> 00:28:29,681
Oh, yeah. So good.
Good times.

658
00:28:33,921 --> 00:28:35,388
You're on
thin ice, buddy.

659
00:28:35,490 --> 00:28:36,684
Then quit.

660
00:28:36,791 --> 00:28:38,224
I never quit.

661
00:28:38,326 --> 00:28:40,294
Give me my
damn juice.

662
00:28:40,394 --> 00:28:42,521
Oh, this juice?
Yeah, that juice.

663
00:28:48,069 --> 00:28:49,263
Fucking asshole.

664
00:28:49,370 --> 00:28:50,701
Punk bitch.

665
00:28:50,805 --> 00:28:54,803
The lad had seasoned his mutton
with wine berry and not mead!

666
00:28:57,011 --> 00:29:01,175
Hey, did you see that spell of
unbreakable madness I casted on those orcs?

667
00:29:01,282 --> 00:29:03,045
I don't think so.

668
00:29:03,751 --> 00:29:05,878
The length of a moon,
hence "honeymoon."

669
00:29:07,688 --> 00:29:10,589
Eight hours down,
142 to go.

670
00:29:10,691 --> 00:29:12,420
This sucks ass.

671
00:29:12,527 --> 00:29:15,553
Dude, I just spent the
afternoon in Middle-earth

672
00:29:15,663 --> 00:29:18,097
with glee-glop and the
floopty-doos, all right?

673
00:29:18,199 --> 00:29:19,257
Give me a fucking break.

674
00:29:19,367 --> 00:29:20,698
I got fucking carjacked.

675
00:29:20,801 --> 00:29:22,200
Yeah? Well, I got dumped.

676
00:29:22,303 --> 00:29:23,736
You deserved it!

677
00:29:24,739 --> 00:29:26,263
I hate your face.

678
00:29:26,374 --> 00:29:28,535
I hate your face.

679
00:29:36,617 --> 00:29:38,209
Ronnie! Ronnie!
Take the wheel!

680
00:29:38,319 --> 00:29:39,411
Yeah.
- What are you doing?

681
00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:41,181
That is not safe!
He can't drive!

682
00:29:41,289 --> 00:29:42,313
This is unsafe.

683
00:29:42,423 --> 00:29:43,617
Okay, stop! Stop! Okay!

684
00:29:43,724 --> 00:29:46,318
What the fuck?
I'm driving! What...

685
00:29:48,663 --> 00:29:49,721
Oh, my God!

686
00:29:49,830 --> 00:29:51,092
Nice. Look what
you started.

687
00:29:51,199 --> 00:29:52,632
Happy now?
- I'm gonna kill you!

688
00:29:52,733 --> 00:29:54,360
What did I do?

689
00:30:02,777 --> 00:30:04,972
So I guess I'll pick you
up tomorrow around 9:00?

690
00:30:05,079 --> 00:30:06,603
Uh, could we make it 10:00?

691
00:30:06,714 --> 00:30:09,308
Kid, you wanna spend
some hours together or not?

692
00:30:09,417 --> 00:30:12,477
Dude, if I'm gonna have to chauffeur
your asses around, let's make it 10:00.

693
00:30:12,587 --> 00:30:13,611
Yeah.

694
00:30:13,721 --> 00:30:16,155
Hey, Danny, you wanna
come see my turtle?

695
00:30:16,257 --> 00:30:17,690
I'm fine.

696
00:30:22,763 --> 00:30:24,890
Of course he
has a turtle.

697
00:30:30,571 --> 00:30:31,970
See you tomorrow, Ronnie.

698
00:30:32,073 --> 00:30:33,438
Fuck you, Anson!

699
00:30:33,541 --> 00:30:34,565
Never gets old.

700
00:30:34,675 --> 00:30:35,903
Wait, wait, wait.

701
00:30:36,010 --> 00:30:37,341
You bitch!

702
00:30:51,525 --> 00:30:53,152
Oh, my God.
She's moving out.

703
00:30:53,261 --> 00:30:55,092
Dude, that's harsh.

704
00:30:57,231 --> 00:30:58,323
Shit.

705
00:30:59,567 --> 00:31:00,659
Wow, you weren't
kidding around.

706
00:31:00,768 --> 00:31:02,065
Yeah, I'm sorry.

707
00:31:02,169 --> 00:31:04,103
I wanted to be gone
by the time you got home.

708
00:31:04,205 --> 00:31:07,140
No, it's all right.
This is better, you know.

709
00:31:07,241 --> 00:31:10,438
Now we get to share the
moment with Wheeler and...

710
00:31:11,445 --> 00:31:12,810
Becca and Sarah.

711
00:31:12,913 --> 00:31:14,107
Yeah, and Becca
and Sarah.

712
00:31:14,215 --> 00:31:16,149
Who you've met,
like, 127 times.

713
00:31:16,250 --> 00:31:18,115
I know.
Keys.

714
00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:21,987
Beth, come on.
You don't have to do this.

715
00:31:22,657 --> 00:31:24,921
I left you the Crock-Pot.

716
00:31:25,026 --> 00:31:27,187
I know you like chili.

717
00:31:35,970 --> 00:31:40,998
I know it's really hard for you right
now, but I just want you to know that

718
00:31:41,108 --> 00:31:43,770
when you love something,
you set it free,

719
00:31:43,878 --> 00:31:46,870
and if it's meant
to be, you just...

720
00:31:48,416 --> 00:31:50,680
You take it back,
and it comes...

721
00:31:50,785 --> 00:31:52,616
Yeah, I know where
you're going with it.

722
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:56,679
Yeah, and if she doesn't come back, I'd
go for that friend of hers in the sweater.

723
00:31:56,791 --> 00:32:00,852
I know she's a few pounds overweight,
but, you know, in my experience,

724
00:32:00,961 --> 00:32:04,089
it's the bigger ones that
do way more stuff.

725
00:32:04,198 --> 00:32:05,256
Good talk, Wheeler.

726
00:32:05,366 --> 00:32:06,993
Pick you up at 10:00.

727
00:32:17,645 --> 00:32:18,634
Hi, Ronnie.

728
00:32:18,746 --> 00:32:20,270
How are you today?
What are you doing here?

729
00:32:20,381 --> 00:32:21,678
I told you I'd pick
you up at 10:00, right?

730
00:32:21,782 --> 00:32:23,044
But I thought
you'd pussy out.

731
00:32:23,150 --> 00:32:27,519
Well, you see? It's wonderful. We're
learning so much about each other.

732
00:32:33,928 --> 00:32:35,987
Hey! You must be Wheeler.

733
00:32:36,097 --> 00:32:37,689
I'm Karen.
Hi, Karen.

734
00:32:37,798 --> 00:32:39,663
Wow, you look way too young
to be Ronnie's mother.

735
00:32:39,767 --> 00:32:41,166
What are you,
the babysitter?

736
00:32:41,268 --> 00:32:42,929
You're funny.

737
00:32:43,037 --> 00:32:45,562
You're gonna need that sense of humor
if you're gonna keep up with my son.

738
00:32:45,673 --> 00:32:48,403
It's about time Sturdy Wings
found someone who could.

739
00:32:48,509 --> 00:32:52,570
Yeah, well, I think that
Ronnie's a great little dude.

740
00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:55,342
"A great little dude"?
You're cute.

741
00:32:56,917 --> 00:32:58,077
You ready, pal?

742
00:32:58,185 --> 00:32:59,914
I ain't your pal, vanilla.

743
00:33:00,454 --> 00:33:02,479
Karen, would you mind
signing my hours sheet?

744
00:33:02,590 --> 00:33:04,148
Sure.
Great.

745
00:33:05,526 --> 00:33:06,686
Well.

746
00:33:07,762 --> 00:33:09,354
All right.
You boys have fun.

747
00:33:09,463 --> 00:33:11,954
His idea of fun is a
fucking pottery class, yo.

748
00:33:12,066 --> 00:33:15,627
Hey. Hey, hey.
Watch your mouth, little man.

749
00:33:17,571 --> 00:33:18,538
I love you.

750
00:33:18,639 --> 00:33:19,765
I love you, too.

751
00:33:25,279 --> 00:33:26,769
I got shotgun!

752
00:33:29,283 --> 00:33:31,342
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

753
00:33:31,452 --> 00:33:33,420
Stop. Who are you?
What do you want?

754
00:33:33,521 --> 00:33:36,547
I'm Danny from Sturdy Wings.
I'm here for Augie.

755
00:33:36,657 --> 00:33:39,854
Oh. I'm sorry. Augie, right.
He'll be out in a minute.

756
00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:41,359
Let me ask you something,

757
00:33:41,462 --> 00:33:44,090
because you're one of these guys
that's good with kids, right?

758
00:33:44,198 --> 00:33:46,063
Yeah. Totally.

759
00:33:46,167 --> 00:33:47,828
'Cause, the kid, man,
I don't get it.

760
00:33:47,935 --> 00:33:49,926
He's into dragons
and fairies

761
00:33:50,037 --> 00:33:51,470
and, you know, hoboes.

762
00:33:51,572 --> 00:33:52,630
Right.

763
00:33:52,740 --> 00:33:54,674
So, I mean, what am I
supposed to say to him?

764
00:33:54,775 --> 00:33:55,799
Yeah. I don't know. I don't...

765
00:33:55,910 --> 00:33:58,777
Hey, but while I've got you
here in my personal space,

766
00:33:58,879 --> 00:34:01,541
I was wondering if you could maybe
sign off on my hours from yesterday.

767
00:34:01,649 --> 00:34:03,617
Oh, no, I don't...
I'm not the kid's parent.

768
00:34:03,717 --> 00:34:06,777
No, that's... Parental signatures
are mama's department. One second.

769
00:34:06,887 --> 00:34:10,288
Lynette! Augie's little buddy's here.
He needs your signature.

770
00:34:10,391 --> 00:34:12,916
Oh! Hi!
Hi.

771
00:34:13,027 --> 00:34:14,619
I'm Lynette.
I'm Danny.

772
00:34:14,728 --> 00:34:16,059
So good to meet you.
You, too.

773
00:34:16,163 --> 00:34:19,291
I was wondering if you could maybe
sign my hours sheet from yesterday.

774
00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:20,492
Sure!

775
00:34:21,068 --> 00:34:25,937
You know, we are so thrilled that you are
gonna be spending some time with Augie,

776
00:34:26,407 --> 00:34:30,138
because, you know,
just how he is.

777
00:34:31,445 --> 00:34:32,434
How is he?

778
00:34:32,546 --> 00:34:36,573
I'm just glad you're gonna be getting
him out of his own little world a bit.

779
00:34:36,684 --> 00:34:39,551
It's like, "Get out of here!
Leave home!"

780
00:34:40,321 --> 00:34:42,380
Hey, why don't you come over
for dinner on Saturday night,

781
00:34:42,490 --> 00:34:44,219
and we can get to know you
a little bit better?

782
00:34:44,325 --> 00:34:48,284
I don't think so. It's not you.
I hate having dinner with people.

783
00:34:48,395 --> 00:34:49,487
Hey, Augie, ready to...

784
00:34:49,597 --> 00:34:50,586
Yeah, let's go.
Yeah.

785
00:34:57,371 --> 00:34:58,531
I think
they're over here.

786
00:34:58,639 --> 00:35:00,607
I'm disappointed.
This isn't gonna hurt anybody.

787
00:35:02,910 --> 00:35:04,969
So, your parents... Wow.

788
00:35:05,212 --> 00:35:06,839
Jim is not my dad.

789
00:35:07,448 --> 00:35:10,474
Okay. Well, that's
probably good.

790
00:35:11,685 --> 00:35:14,711
Hey, hey, Odeon.
Make way for King Argotron!

791
00:35:18,192 --> 00:35:19,318
Dude.

792
00:35:22,496 --> 00:35:24,726
Bow as your daughter does.

793
00:35:26,066 --> 00:35:27,397
Xanthians.

794
00:35:28,002 --> 00:35:29,367
Why bother?

795
00:35:30,271 --> 00:35:31,795
Good one, sir.

796
00:35:35,009 --> 00:35:36,601
Man, why do you
bow for that guy?

797
00:35:36,710 --> 00:35:39,144
Because he's the king, and
he rules the entire realm.

798
00:35:39,246 --> 00:35:40,975
He rules the entire realm?
Yeah.

799
00:35:41,081 --> 00:35:45,381
My bad. Is that when he is or isn't
whacking it to <i>The Sims?</i>

800
00:35:46,487 --> 00:35:49,012
You know, Augie, maybe you should
think about losing the cape.

801
00:35:49,123 --> 00:35:50,784
At least in public.

802
00:35:50,891 --> 00:35:53,451
People tend to avoid
people in capes.

803
00:35:53,561 --> 00:35:55,859
I know that's not
the case here.

804
00:35:56,564 --> 00:35:58,429
Look at these people.

805
00:36:04,038 --> 00:36:05,562
I like these people.
No, I know.

806
00:36:05,673 --> 00:36:09,165
But, you know, this isn't reality.
It's not the real world.

807
00:36:09,276 --> 00:36:12,677
I know that, but in this
world, I don't have to be me.

808
00:36:13,881 --> 00:36:15,872
I'm stuck again!

809
00:36:15,983 --> 00:36:18,349
Well, looks like maybe one of
your people could use a hand.

810
00:36:18,452 --> 00:36:21,319
Help! Help! Help!
Her, I don't like.

811
00:36:30,230 --> 00:36:32,130
Okay. This is my place.

812
00:36:32,700 --> 00:36:34,099
Shit hole.

813
00:36:35,369 --> 00:36:39,066
Look, kid, you're obviously not
a big fan of me, and that's okay,

814
00:36:39,173 --> 00:36:40,868
but I think there's
something to be gained

815
00:36:40,975 --> 00:36:44,069
from us spending 139
more hours together.

816
00:36:44,912 --> 00:36:46,072
Yeah.

817
00:36:47,815 --> 00:36:49,908
You know, my dad left me
when I was young,

818
00:36:50,017 --> 00:36:52,008
so I know it sucks,

819
00:36:52,119 --> 00:36:55,350
but what doesn't kill us
makes us stronger, right?

820
00:36:55,456 --> 00:36:58,152
Says the punk living
in the shit hole.

821
00:36:59,727 --> 00:37:00,853
Who are these clowns?

822
00:37:00,961 --> 00:37:01,950
Kiss?

823
00:37:02,062 --> 00:37:03,359
You don't know who Kiss is?

824
00:37:03,464 --> 00:37:04,954
No. Never heard of them.

825
00:37:05,065 --> 00:37:06,259
They look like
idiots to me.

826
00:37:06,367 --> 00:37:07,356
No, no, no, dude.

827
00:37:07,468 --> 00:37:09,493
These are four of the
smartest guys who ever lived.

828
00:37:09,603 --> 00:37:11,833
They're these Jewish guys
that grew up in New York,

829
00:37:11,939 --> 00:37:14,032
and they put on guitars
and makeup to get girls,

830
00:37:14,141 --> 00:37:15,836
and all of their songs
are about fucking!

831
00:37:15,943 --> 00:37:17,570
I'm listening.

832
00:37:21,682 --> 00:37:26,016
Seriously, this song is called <i>Love
Gun,</i> and it's about Paul Stanley's dick

833
00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:28,680
and how this girl's gonna
get some of his dick!

834
00:37:28,789 --> 00:37:30,120
Cool.

835
00:37:30,224 --> 00:37:31,555
I didn't know Jews
could sing like that.

836
00:37:31,659 --> 00:37:35,789
No. No. They couldn't at the time.
That's why they had to dress like clowns.

837
00:37:35,896 --> 00:37:37,158
This got them girls?

838
00:37:37,264 --> 00:37:40,700
Get this! They've been getting
pussy nonstop for 30 years!

839
00:37:40,801 --> 00:37:42,962
They're probably fucking right
now, and they're old dudes!

840
00:37:43,070 --> 00:37:44,799
They put makeup on,
and it's all good!

841
00:37:44,905 --> 00:37:46,031
No shit?

842
00:37:46,140 --> 00:37:49,871
<i>You pull the trigger of my</i>

843
00:37:51,011 --> 00:37:52,239
<i>Love gun</i>

844
00:37:52,346 --> 00:37:54,576
You see, Ronnie?
His dick is the gun!

845
00:37:57,551 --> 00:37:59,451
<i>Love gun</i>

846
00:38:00,454 --> 00:38:02,514
<i>Love gun</i>

847
00:38:03,957 --> 00:38:06,391
Okay, we logged 14
hours this weekend.

848
00:38:06,493 --> 00:38:07,892
That's not gonna
be enough.

849
00:38:07,995 --> 00:38:11,089
Somehow we gotta get them
on the weekdays, too.

850
00:38:11,198 --> 00:38:14,224
Hey, we could pretend to be their
uncles, pull them out of school.

851
00:38:14,334 --> 00:38:15,767
That just sounds
kind of creepy.

852
00:38:15,869 --> 00:38:17,063
Yeah, I guess.

853
00:38:17,171 --> 00:38:19,833
Hey! Sexy like a
chocolate strawberry.

854
00:38:22,810 --> 00:38:23,777
What's her problem?

855
00:38:23,877 --> 00:38:24,969
I don't know.

856
00:38:25,079 --> 00:38:26,842
I mean, you laid that
genius line on her.

857
00:38:26,947 --> 00:38:28,346
I can't believe she
didn't take your bait.

858
00:38:28,449 --> 00:38:29,643
I know, right?

859
00:38:30,451 --> 00:38:31,975
Well, well, well.

860
00:38:32,086 --> 00:38:34,680
If it isn't Mr. Bullshit
and Dr. I'm-full-of-shit.

861
00:38:34,788 --> 00:38:35,914
In what way
are we full of shit?

862
00:38:36,023 --> 00:38:37,490
Which one of us
has the Ph. D?

863
00:38:37,591 --> 00:38:39,684
So how was your first
weekend with the boys?

864
00:38:39,793 --> 00:38:43,490
It was great. We did 14 hours.
Will you sign our sheets?

865
00:38:43,597 --> 00:38:46,225
Maybe give us a few more, just
for kicks? Round it up to 50?

866
00:38:46,333 --> 00:38:48,028
Don't you sass me.

867
00:38:48,135 --> 00:38:51,571
What, do you think I'm a pushover? You
know what I used to eat for breakfast?

868
00:38:51,672 --> 00:38:52,900
Cocaine.

869
00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:56,068
You know what I
used to eat for lunch?

870
00:38:56,643 --> 00:38:57,735
Cocaine.

871
00:38:57,845 --> 00:38:59,369
What'd you have for dinner?
Was it cocaine?

872
00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:04,417
I will sign your sheets, but you need to
know I am not here to service your hours.

873
00:39:04,518 --> 00:39:07,180
I'm here to service
these young boys.

874
00:39:07,287 --> 00:39:10,882
Do you think I give a shit
if you guys go to prison?

875
00:39:10,991 --> 00:39:12,959
I've been to prison. I have.

876
00:39:13,060 --> 00:39:14,891
I've been to prison.

877
00:39:15,295 --> 00:39:20,096
A prison of drugs, alcohol
and sick thoughts.

878
00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:22,561
I used to have sick thoughts.

879
00:39:22,669 --> 00:39:24,830
So don't you come in here,

880
00:39:24,938 --> 00:39:27,702
preaching to me about hours

881
00:39:28,475 --> 00:39:32,935
when you're standing over there,
and you're standing over there,

882
00:39:33,046 --> 00:39:35,014
and I don't know
which way is up!

883
00:39:35,115 --> 00:39:36,446
Um...
Should we come back?

884
00:39:36,550 --> 00:39:37,744
We can come back.
Yeah.

885
00:39:37,851 --> 00:39:39,284
Come here.

886
00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:42,855
We're having an overnight camping trip,
Big Bear this weekend.

887
00:39:42,956 --> 00:39:45,891
I suggest that you ask
your Littles to go with you.

888
00:39:45,993 --> 00:39:48,860
Maybe worry a little bit about them
and not so much about your hours.

889
00:39:48,962 --> 00:39:50,862
Overnight?
That's great. Sign us up.

890
00:39:50,964 --> 00:39:52,522
And, fellas,
will you do me a favor?

891
00:39:52,633 --> 00:39:55,033
Next time you
want to bullshit me,

892
00:39:55,636 --> 00:39:58,230
bullshit each
other instead, okay?

893
00:39:59,473 --> 00:40:01,304
See how that feels.

894
00:40:02,042 --> 00:40:03,737
Okay.
Yep.

895
00:40:03,844 --> 00:40:05,436
Okay. Okay.
Okay.

896
00:40:06,146 --> 00:40:07,477
All right.

897
00:40:08,582 --> 00:40:09,674
I hate camping.

898
00:40:09,783 --> 00:40:11,182
You could use a little
dose of the outdoors.

899
00:40:11,285 --> 00:40:14,584
Camping blows. It's dirty, and
I don't like sleeping on rocks.

900
00:40:14,688 --> 00:40:16,622
Bring some Ambien.
You'll sleep like a baby.

901
00:40:16,723 --> 00:40:20,557
There's always a guy with an acoustic guitar
that doesn't quite know how to play it.

902
00:40:21,428 --> 00:40:22,986
<i>Kumbaya, my...</i>

903
00:40:23,096 --> 00:40:24,085
Wait. I know it.

904
00:40:24,198 --> 00:40:25,165
<i>Kumbaya</i>

905
00:40:25,299 --> 00:40:27,631
You know.
Wait. I know it. Wait.

906
00:40:27,868 --> 00:40:30,496
<i>Kumbaya, my Lord</i>

907
00:40:32,306 --> 00:40:34,968
No. Wait.
Oh, yeah, I got it.

908
00:40:35,075 --> 00:40:36,099
This is it.

909
00:40:37,144 --> 00:40:39,169
I think that's got it.

910
00:40:40,914 --> 00:40:42,245
God damn it, Ronnie!

911
00:40:42,349 --> 00:40:44,010
What? 'Cause I'm black,
you think I did it?

912
00:40:44,117 --> 00:40:47,211
No, 'cause you did it
is why I think you did it.

913
00:40:48,522 --> 00:40:50,990
Let me tell you something.
I am not your Big, and I'll hit you.

914
00:40:51,091 --> 00:40:52,058
I will hit a child.

915
00:40:52,159 --> 00:40:54,252
I've never done that before,
but I will punch you in the face.

916
00:40:54,361 --> 00:40:55,623
Let's dance,
Ben Affleck!

917
00:40:55,729 --> 00:40:57,196
Ronnie! Leave him alone.

918
00:40:57,297 --> 00:40:58,286
Fine!

919
00:40:58,398 --> 00:41:00,263
But I'm watching
you, Daredevil.

920
00:41:00,367 --> 00:41:03,302
Looks like you guys
could use a hand up here.

921
00:41:05,038 --> 00:41:06,699
Come on, man!
Just having some fun.

922
00:41:06,807 --> 00:41:08,206
Let's take a hike.
- Thank you.

923
00:41:08,308 --> 00:41:12,176
Don't worry. Once the little ones are
asleep, I'll break out the PG stuff.

924
00:41:12,279 --> 00:41:13,746
<i>Kumbaya,</i> huh?

925
00:41:13,847 --> 00:41:15,075
You don't happen to
know any Wings, do you?

926
00:41:15,182 --> 00:41:16,479
Wings? Yeah.

927
00:41:16,884 --> 00:41:18,852
<i>Love, take me down</i>
<i>to the streets</i>

928
00:41:18,952 --> 00:41:20,317
Yeah!

929
00:41:21,088 --> 00:41:24,148
Man! She got some
boobies on her!

930
00:41:24,258 --> 00:41:25,782
You sure do like
boobies, Ronnie.

931
00:41:25,893 --> 00:41:26,917
I sure do.

932
00:41:27,027 --> 00:41:29,723
Sometimes I call myself
the Booby Watcher.

933
00:41:29,830 --> 00:41:33,163
Even got my own comic book.
<i>Adventures of the Booby Watcher.</i>

934
00:41:33,267 --> 00:41:35,827
Okay. You know,
I got a theory about boobies.

935
00:41:35,936 --> 00:41:37,267
Really?
Yeah.

936
00:41:37,371 --> 00:41:39,339
You see, there are as many women
as there are men on this planet.

937
00:41:39,439 --> 00:41:40,463
True that, true that.

938
00:41:40,574 --> 00:41:44,101
And every woman has two
boobs, for the most part.

939
00:41:44,778 --> 00:41:47,474
So therefore, there's twice
as many boobs as there are men.

940
00:41:47,581 --> 00:41:49,515
We're outnumbered,
and it's overwhelming.

941
00:41:49,616 --> 00:41:51,948
We're powerless.
We have to accept it.

942
00:41:52,052 --> 00:41:54,577
I like your take
on boobies.

943
00:41:55,255 --> 00:41:57,018
And I like boobies.

944
00:41:57,124 --> 00:41:58,648
Kid, you got a lot to learn.

945
00:41:58,759 --> 00:41:59,851
I know what I'm doing.
Really?

946
00:41:59,960 --> 00:42:01,484
So you're aware that you've
committed one of the most

947
00:42:01,595 --> 00:42:02,562
common rookie
boob-watching errors?

948
00:42:04,111 --> 00:42:05,203
What you mean?

949
00:42:05,312 --> 00:42:06,336
Never stare at
the boobies, kid.

950
00:42:06,447 --> 00:42:09,075
Yeah, once you get caught,
the game's over.

951
00:42:09,350 --> 00:42:11,113
But how?
It's called training.

952
00:42:11,218 --> 00:42:13,743
You know, being aware
without drawing attention.

953
00:42:13,854 --> 00:42:16,550
You don't think I've noticed the
34-C's in the camouflage tank top

954
00:42:16,657 --> 00:42:18,352
setting up the tent
directly to the left of us?

955
00:42:18,459 --> 00:42:21,860
How about those twin cannons hiking up
the mountain ridge 50 yards due west?

956
00:42:21,962 --> 00:42:23,190
Or the ridge itself?

957
00:42:23,297 --> 00:42:24,628
Round mounds of
grass shaped like...

958
00:42:25,466 --> 00:42:26,433
Boobies!

959
00:42:26,534 --> 00:42:27,523
Don't look over there.
Look here.

960
00:42:28,302 --> 00:42:30,827
Yeah, focus.
You'll get it.

961
00:42:31,172 --> 00:42:34,198
Too bad old Sweeny herself
couldn't come up here for this trip.

962
00:42:34,308 --> 00:42:35,366
That would have
been fun, huh?

963
00:42:35,476 --> 00:42:36,568
Yeah. A real blast.

964
00:42:36,677 --> 00:42:39,271
Yeah, she probably just
had to hold down the fort.

965
00:42:40,481 --> 00:42:42,278
You got a thing
for Sweeny, Martin?

966
00:42:42,616 --> 00:42:46,575
Sweeney? Me? No.
Now that is a knee slapper.

967
00:42:47,021 --> 00:42:48,283
Your erection is showing.

968
00:42:48,489 --> 00:42:49,456
What?

969
00:42:51,992 --> 00:42:52,959
You okay?

970
00:42:56,363 --> 00:42:58,263
Nature.

971
00:42:58,566 --> 00:43:02,093
Did you know that bald eagles are known
to engage in a bizarre mating ritual

972
00:43:02,203 --> 00:43:04,831
where two eagles fly upwards,
lock talons,

973
00:43:05,472 --> 00:43:08,100
then fall towards the earth
while rotating,

974
00:43:08,209 --> 00:43:10,268
separating moments before
they crash into the ground,

975
00:43:10,544 --> 00:43:13,342
if, and only if, they
consummate their bird fuck?

976
00:43:14,048 --> 00:43:17,848
If they don't, they're willing
to accept death by hard ground.

977
00:43:18,586 --> 00:43:20,451
It's the ultimate race
against the clock.

978
00:43:20,554 --> 00:43:21,885
Why are you
telling me this?

979
00:43:21,989 --> 00:43:23,547
Why would I not?

980
00:43:32,548 --> 00:43:34,243
Hi, Danny.

981
00:43:34,350 --> 00:43:36,341
I forgot to tell you,
they'll be telling

982
00:43:37,553 --> 00:43:38,611
ghost stories later.

983
00:43:38,721 --> 00:43:39,745
You should stop by.

984
00:43:41,290 --> 00:43:45,420
And as the barn door
creaked open, ever so slowly,

985
00:43:45,528 --> 00:43:48,497
standing there with
the moon at his back

986
00:43:48,597 --> 00:43:53,364
and holding the severed head of the
pediatrician's mother in his hand,

987
00:43:53,469 --> 00:43:56,267
was Philip,

988
00:43:57,907 --> 00:43:58,896
the pizza delivery boy

989
00:43:59,008 --> 00:44:01,374
from when they ordered pizza
at the beginning of the story!

990
00:44:01,477 --> 00:44:03,342
Come on, you guys!

991
00:44:03,446 --> 00:44:04,777
All right. Whatever!
Hey, come here.

992
00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:06,347
You guys
are unscareable.

993
00:44:06,449 --> 00:44:08,576
Think you can do better?
Who's got a better story? Come on.

994
00:44:08,684 --> 00:44:10,948
You guys are so smart.
Who's got a scarier story than me?

995
00:44:11,053 --> 00:44:12,953
Yes?
So what's up?

996
00:44:13,055 --> 00:44:15,250
I don't know.
What's up with you?

997
00:44:15,358 --> 00:44:16,882
I know you're engaged.
I haven't forgotten.

998
00:44:16,992 --> 00:44:17,959
Uh-huh.

999
00:44:18,094 --> 00:44:19,254
So what's this?

1000
00:44:19,362 --> 00:44:20,329
Ooh.

1001
00:44:20,596 --> 00:44:21,722
Those are my testicles.

1002
00:44:21,831 --> 00:44:22,957
Yeah.

1003
00:44:23,065 --> 00:44:25,124
Listen, I have an
arrangement with my fiancé.

1004
00:44:25,234 --> 00:44:29,694
I'm completely faithful to him within
the area codes of greater Los Angeles.

1005
00:44:29,805 --> 00:44:33,764
Out here, I'm just another
woman who's ready to cheat.

1006
00:44:33,876 --> 00:44:35,639
Give me two minutes.

1007
00:44:35,745 --> 00:44:38,509
How about you, Daniel?
You think you can top it?

1008
00:44:38,647 --> 00:44:40,205
It's Danny.
Oh.

1009
00:44:40,316 --> 00:44:45,549
<i>Oh, Danny boy</i>
<i>The Danny boys are Danny boys</i>

1010
00:44:46,555 --> 00:44:49,922
Come on, man! We're on pins
and needles. Give us a story.

1011
00:44:50,025 --> 00:44:52,118
Okay, I've got a really
good horror story,

1012
00:44:52,228 --> 00:44:55,391
and it's particularly
terrifying because it's true.

1013
00:44:55,498 --> 00:44:57,432
Oh, a true story!

1014
00:44:57,533 --> 00:45:01,401
In countries all over the
world, including our own,

1015
00:45:01,537 --> 00:45:04,199
children, many
of them just like you,

1016
00:45:05,007 --> 00:45:07,498
are abducted and sold

1017
00:45:07,610 --> 00:45:10,374
into the world of
underground sex trafficking.

1018
00:45:10,679 --> 00:45:11,737
What is he saying?
Okay!

1019
00:45:13,082 --> 00:45:15,448
I'm gonna stop you there,
Danny boy. That is a scary story.

1020
00:45:15,551 --> 00:45:18,486
Story time is over! Everybody,
let's break into our groups.

1021
00:45:18,587 --> 00:45:22,216
Group A, come with me for
Martin's midnight mystery hike.

1022
00:45:22,324 --> 00:45:24,485
And group B, go with Duane.
What you got on tap, Duane?

1023
00:45:24,593 --> 00:45:27,289
We are gonna make some
s'mores using white chocolate.

1024
00:45:27,396 --> 00:45:28,385
Oh.

1025
00:45:28,497 --> 00:45:31,660
Well, I'm not sure I agree with
that, but to each their own.

1026
00:45:31,767 --> 00:45:33,860
Hey, hey, Danny.
Is this all your Ambien?

1027
00:45:33,969 --> 00:45:34,958
Yeah.

1028
00:45:35,070 --> 00:45:37,197
Okay, 'cause Connie
and I are gonna take some,

1029
00:45:37,306 --> 00:45:39,035
and then we're gonna stay up
as late as we can,

1030
00:45:39,141 --> 00:45:40,802
because if you fight
the urge to go to sleep,

1031
00:45:40,910 --> 00:45:43,174
things start to get all trippy,
and then we're gonna fuck.

1032
00:45:43,279 --> 00:45:44,337
Connie who's engaged.

1033
00:45:44,447 --> 00:45:45,539
Oh, yeah.

1034
00:45:45,648 --> 00:45:49,482
You know what? Don't worry about
it. We'll make do with three each.

1035
00:45:57,226 --> 00:45:59,786
Fight it. Come on.
Stay awake.

1036
00:46:00,563 --> 00:46:03,430
You know, a lot of people don't
realize that bushes, just like flowers,

1037
00:46:03,532 --> 00:46:05,762
emit a wonderful aroma,
especially at night.

1038
00:46:05,868 --> 00:46:07,460
Who wants to sniff
this bush?

1039
00:46:14,577 --> 00:46:17,045
So Ronnie's out on
some kind of hike.

1040
00:46:17,146 --> 00:46:18,204
Where's Wheeler?

1041
00:46:18,314 --> 00:46:19,542
He's having sex
with a married lady.

1042
00:46:19,648 --> 00:46:20,637
Oh.

1043
00:46:20,749 --> 00:46:22,580
Are you sewing?
Yeah.

1044
00:46:23,052 --> 00:46:25,282
This is my country's
emblem.

1045
00:46:27,389 --> 00:46:30,586
Do you think we can speak
in private for a second?

1046
00:46:32,428 --> 00:46:33,793
Yeah. Yeah.

1047
00:46:35,397 --> 00:46:37,695
I already talked to Kuzzik
and Artonius,

1048
00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:42,828
and we would like to officially invite
you to be a soldier in the Xanthian army.

1049
00:46:42,938 --> 00:46:46,499
Well, that's very kind of you, but
I would like to respectfully decline.

1050
00:46:46,609 --> 00:46:47,701
I'm kind of a pacifist.

1051
00:46:47,810 --> 00:46:49,801
I don't really believe
in imaginary bloodshed.

1052
00:46:49,912 --> 00:46:52,938
But there's room in Laire
for all belief systems.

1053
00:46:53,048 --> 00:46:56,677
Even early barbaric
modalities have their place.

1054
00:46:57,953 --> 00:47:00,319
Augie, look, you're
a good kid. I like you,

1055
00:47:00,422 --> 00:47:02,890
but I'm not really into
the whole buddy-buddy,

1056
00:47:02,992 --> 00:47:05,290
let's-go-do-stuff-together
kind of thing.

1057
00:47:05,394 --> 00:47:07,624
Well, why are you here?

1058
00:47:10,399 --> 00:47:12,162
It's court-ordered.

1059
00:47:12,801 --> 00:47:14,701
What did you do?

1060
00:47:15,471 --> 00:47:18,338
I just had one of those days
where you wake up and say,

1061
00:47:18,440 --> 00:47:21,432
"Where did the last
10 years of my life go?"

1062
00:47:21,544 --> 00:47:24,741
I asked my girlfriend
to marry me out of impulse.

1063
00:47:25,414 --> 00:47:26,904
She dumped me.

1064
00:47:27,750 --> 00:47:32,084
And then I ran a truck that looks
like a bull into a statue of a horse.

1065
00:47:32,788 --> 00:47:34,551
I'm not here by choice
either, by the way.

1066
00:47:34,657 --> 00:47:35,715
No?

1067
00:47:35,824 --> 00:47:37,519
My guidance counselor
signed me up.

1068
00:47:37,626 --> 00:47:39,287
Really?
Yeah.

1069
00:47:39,395 --> 00:47:42,922
Said anyone who wears a cape and
has a sword should have more friends.

1070
00:47:43,032 --> 00:47:44,795
Whoop-dee-doo, right?

1071
00:47:45,601 --> 00:47:47,262
So both of us don't
want to be here.

1072
00:47:47,369 --> 00:47:48,631
No.

1073
00:47:48,737 --> 00:47:50,864
Well, we got that in common.

1074
00:47:52,441 --> 00:47:53,806
So do you have
a girlfriend?

1075
00:47:53,909 --> 00:47:55,035
No. What?

1076
00:47:55,244 --> 00:47:58,372
Why would you ask...
No, I don't have a girlfriend.

1077
00:47:58,480 --> 00:48:01,415
But what about that girl you're always
looking at, with the cap and the...

1078
00:48:01,517 --> 00:48:03,417
I don't know what
you're talking about.

1079
00:48:03,519 --> 00:48:05,885
Come on!
Don't bullshit me.

1080
00:48:05,988 --> 00:48:07,751
You're always
looking at her.

1081
00:48:07,856 --> 00:48:10,347
You mean Esplen,
the Goddess of Navalore?

1082
00:48:10,459 --> 00:48:11,483
I don't know. Probably.

1083
00:48:11,594 --> 00:48:12,618
Her name's Sarah.

1084
00:48:12,728 --> 00:48:13,820
Sarah.

1085
00:48:14,229 --> 00:48:15,787
Ah, Sarah.

1086
00:48:17,166 --> 00:48:18,224
You ever talk to her?

1087
00:48:18,334 --> 00:48:19,392
No.

1088
00:48:19,501 --> 00:48:22,163
I've killed her a couple of times in
battle, but that's not really anything.

1089
00:48:22,271 --> 00:48:23,203
Talk to her.

1090
00:48:23,305 --> 00:48:24,567
No, I can't talk to her.

1091
00:48:24,673 --> 00:48:27,506
Romance her. Give her that
patch of yours. She'll love it.

1092
00:48:27,610 --> 00:48:28,634
No, I can't give her this.

1093
00:48:28,744 --> 00:48:29,938
She'll be flattered!
Why not?

1094
00:48:30,045 --> 00:48:31,774
I made it for you.

1095
00:48:34,183 --> 00:48:35,150
You made that for me?

1096
00:48:35,250 --> 00:48:36,308
Yeah.

1097
00:48:37,152 --> 00:48:38,244
Great. Now I gotta do it.

1098
00:48:38,354 --> 00:48:39,753
Yeah, that kind
of was my plan.

1099
00:48:39,855 --> 00:48:41,379
That was so low, dude.

1100
00:48:46,362 --> 00:48:48,887
No. Come on, Connie.
Stay awake.

1101
00:48:52,234 --> 00:48:53,326
Fuck.

1102
00:48:54,903 --> 00:48:56,268
I gotta pee.

1103
00:48:57,106 --> 00:48:58,232
Yep.

1104
00:49:00,843 --> 00:49:02,470
Hey! Martin!

1105
00:49:02,578 --> 00:49:03,567
Okay.

1106
00:49:03,679 --> 00:49:05,704
What are you
doing out here?

1107
00:49:05,814 --> 00:49:07,338
I'm just doing my
perimeter check.

1108
00:49:07,449 --> 00:49:10,850
Hey, did you know that
dinosaurs are not extinct?

1109
00:49:10,953 --> 00:49:14,480
Because birds are dinosaurs,
and they're everywhere.

1110
00:49:14,690 --> 00:49:16,715
Okay!

1111
00:49:17,326 --> 00:49:19,226
Now, all right.

1112
00:49:19,862 --> 00:49:21,955
I gotta pee.
I really gotta pee.

1113
00:49:26,568 --> 00:49:28,035
Look at that.

1114
00:49:28,771 --> 00:49:30,830
Yo, Wheeler!
You in there?

1115
00:49:35,444 --> 00:49:36,809
Oh, my God.

1116
00:49:38,013 --> 00:49:39,708
Dude.
- Nice, man.

1117
00:49:39,815 --> 00:49:41,373
Oh, boy.

1118
00:49:41,483 --> 00:49:44,418
This is a classic case
of guy on the ground.

1119
00:49:51,627 --> 00:49:53,117
I'm sorry.
I don't care.

1120
00:49:53,228 --> 00:49:54,320
Okay.

1121
00:49:54,563 --> 00:49:57,498
So I heard there was
some sex on the trip

1122
00:49:57,599 --> 00:49:59,328
and some drugs, too.

1123
00:50:00,035 --> 00:50:02,595
Only thing missing
was rock 'n' roll.

1124
00:50:05,607 --> 00:50:07,768
What was Danny doing
with those Ambiens?

1125
00:50:07,876 --> 00:50:10,276
He has trouble sleeping
outdoors.

1126
00:50:11,146 --> 00:50:14,479
How did Wheeler come to be
naked in the center of camp?

1127
00:50:14,583 --> 00:50:15,880
He was sleepwalking.

1128
00:50:15,984 --> 00:50:17,849
Danny ever offer you drugs?
Well...

1129
00:50:17,953 --> 00:50:19,648
Answer me.
No, ma'am.

1130
00:50:20,022 --> 00:50:22,354
Did Wheeler ever
expose himself to you?

1131
00:50:22,458 --> 00:50:23,720
Hell no!

1132
00:50:26,128 --> 00:50:29,655
Fellows? These young gentlemen
here have decided your fates.

1133
00:50:29,765 --> 00:50:33,599
If it was up to me, I'd lock you both
up, but the boys are saying you're okay.

1134
00:50:33,702 --> 00:50:36,865
This is your last chance.
Start acting like Bigs.

1135
00:50:39,408 --> 00:50:40,500
Thanks, guys.

1136
00:50:40,609 --> 00:50:42,133
Suck it, <i>Reindeer Games!</i>

1137
00:50:42,244 --> 00:50:43,404
I'm not Ben Affleck.

1138
00:50:43,512 --> 00:50:45,377
You white?
Then you Ben Affleck.

1139
00:50:45,481 --> 00:50:47,278
Right, Wheeler?
Yeah. You are white.

1140
00:50:47,382 --> 00:50:48,872
That's true,
I am white.

1141
00:50:48,984 --> 00:50:50,178
Let's go.

1142
00:51:05,334 --> 00:51:06,392
Ready to go?

1143
00:51:06,502 --> 00:51:08,129
Yeah. I'm ready. All right.

1144
00:51:08,237 --> 00:51:09,363
Excellent!

1145
00:51:12,040 --> 00:51:14,235
You are going down!

1146
00:51:14,343 --> 00:51:16,538
Don't you mess
with my dark arts.

1147
00:51:17,546 --> 00:51:18,774
You shall be slain.

1148
00:51:18,881 --> 00:51:20,712
Oh, yeah?
Oh, yeah.

1149
00:51:21,617 --> 00:51:24,313
Fuck my cock! Sorry.

1150
00:51:27,189 --> 00:51:29,214
I have a question, Wheeler.
- Yes, JJ.

1151
00:51:29,324 --> 00:51:33,317
How many dates do you have to go out
with a girl before you get to touch her...

1152
00:51:33,428 --> 00:51:34,895
Boobs?
Yeah.

1153
00:51:35,731 --> 00:51:36,720
Good question.

1154
00:51:36,832 --> 00:51:37,799
So you get
hit in the arm,

1155
00:51:37,900 --> 00:51:39,458
you lose your arm.
Yes.

1156
00:51:39,568 --> 00:51:41,035
You gotta put it behind
you, like this.

1157
00:51:41,136 --> 00:51:43,104
You get hit in the leg,
you lose the leg.

1158
00:51:43,205 --> 00:51:44,194
See you.

1159
00:51:44,306 --> 00:51:45,534
So you gotta hop.

1160
00:51:45,641 --> 00:51:46,835
You can't use it.
You gotta hop around?

1161
00:51:46,942 --> 00:51:48,136
Yeah.
Yeah, you gotta hop.

1162
00:51:48,243 --> 00:51:50,711
And if you get hit in
the chest, then you're...

1163
00:51:52,281 --> 00:51:54,181
lifestyle you chose

1164
00:51:54,283 --> 00:51:56,274
could lead to dying sad and alone?
- What?

1165
00:51:56,385 --> 00:51:58,444
What about STDs? No.
Herpes?

1166
00:51:58,554 --> 00:52:01,148
Gonorrhea? At the very least, crabs.
- What the hell?

1167
00:52:01,256 --> 00:52:04,350
I don't have crabs. What have
you been telling them, Ronnie?

1168
00:52:04,459 --> 00:52:05,949
You got crabs.

1169
00:52:07,596 --> 00:52:08,620
Hi.

1170
00:52:18,273 --> 00:52:21,174
Come on, whitey, dance! Break
it on down! Get it funky!

1171
00:52:23,111 --> 00:52:24,373
He's out.

1172
00:52:44,066 --> 00:52:45,693
Thank you.
Yep.

1173
00:52:46,802 --> 00:52:48,531
Call her. Sweep
her off her feet.

1174
00:52:48,637 --> 00:52:49,763
It's not that easy, Augie.

1175
00:52:49,872 --> 00:52:51,396
Just let her know
how you feel.

1176
00:52:51,506 --> 00:52:52,473
Give her one call.

1177
00:52:52,574 --> 00:52:53,768
All right. I'll...

1178
00:52:53,876 --> 00:52:55,468
Just get off my back.

1179
00:52:55,577 --> 00:52:57,204
Did you know in
the 14th century that

1180
00:52:57,312 --> 00:53:00,145
knights used to write love songs
and poems for the women they loved,

1181
00:53:00,249 --> 00:53:01,477
even if she was married?

1182
00:53:01,583 --> 00:53:02,914
No, I didn't know that.

1183
00:53:03,018 --> 00:53:04,042
Well, there you go.

1184
00:53:04,152 --> 00:53:05,449
It's her voice mail.

1185
00:53:05,554 --> 00:53:07,419
Hey, Beth. How's it going? It's me.

1186
00:53:07,522 --> 00:53:09,717
Tell her her hair is like 1,000 suns.
Look, I...

1187
00:53:09,825 --> 00:53:11,918
I was wondering if maybe
you wanted to get together.

1188
00:53:12,027 --> 00:53:13,392
I know there's a lot
of stuff I'd like to say.

1189
00:53:13,495 --> 00:53:14,689
Whispering eye.

1190
00:53:14,796 --> 00:53:17,560
So, if you get a chance,
give me a call back and...

1191
00:53:17,666 --> 00:53:19,725
You long for her whispering eye.
We can...

1192
00:53:19,835 --> 00:53:21,166
We can see each other.

1193
00:53:21,270 --> 00:53:22,237
I'd love to see you.

1194
00:53:22,337 --> 00:53:23,395
And her whispering eye.

1195
00:53:23,505 --> 00:53:25,473
And your whispering eye.

1196
00:53:26,174 --> 00:53:27,698
All right. Bye.

1197
00:53:29,177 --> 00:53:30,701
Whispering eye?

1198
00:53:31,179 --> 00:53:32,976
It means vagina.

1199
00:53:35,751 --> 00:53:37,343
It means vagina.

1200
00:53:38,086 --> 00:53:39,610
That's a classy
move, man.

1201
00:53:39,721 --> 00:53:40,915
It means vagina.

1202
00:53:41,023 --> 00:53:44,322
Yeah. Get your whispering
eye in the cab, Augie.

1203
00:53:44,826 --> 00:53:45,986
Vagina!

1204
00:53:50,866 --> 00:53:51,924
Hey.

1205
00:53:53,669 --> 00:53:54,693
Hi.

1206
00:53:55,470 --> 00:53:56,698
Thanks for meeting me.

1207
00:53:56,805 --> 00:53:59,706
I got you a <i>venti</i> chai,

1208
00:54:00,175 --> 00:54:03,269
which is what they call
a large here, which I love.

1209
00:54:03,378 --> 00:54:04,436
Wow.

1210
00:54:04,980 --> 00:54:07,107
There's a transformation.

1211
00:54:07,215 --> 00:54:10,378
Yes, well, you know, I've been doing
this community service for almost a month,

1212
00:54:10,485 --> 00:54:14,478
and I really feel as if it's given
me some perspective on things.

1213
00:54:14,589 --> 00:54:16,523
Well, that's great.
I hope that's true, Danny.

1214
00:54:16,625 --> 00:54:18,388
So let's get married.

1215
00:54:18,760 --> 00:54:20,751
Okay, I'm gonna leave now.
Wait.

1216
00:54:20,862 --> 00:54:23,194
Danny, you are not taking
this breakup seriously.

1217
00:54:23,298 --> 00:54:25,459
Yeah, because
I don't want it.

1218
00:54:27,936 --> 00:54:29,369
Do you really think
I wanted this?

1219
00:54:29,471 --> 00:54:33,066
Look. Hey. This is us.

1220
00:54:33,175 --> 00:54:34,870
This is not us.

1221
00:54:34,977 --> 00:54:38,174
We have not been us in a
while, because you are not you.

1222
00:54:38,280 --> 00:54:40,009
Danny, you're not happy.

1223
00:54:40,115 --> 00:54:43,243
I've been with you seven years, and
it's been getting progressively worse.

1224
00:54:43,352 --> 00:54:48,221
And it makes me feel bad about
me that I can't make you happier.

1225
00:54:48,323 --> 00:54:52,487
Where am I gonna find a girl who
hates all the same things I do?

1226
00:54:52,594 --> 00:54:53,959
You're so romantic.

1227
00:54:54,062 --> 00:54:55,461
Hey. Hey.

1228
00:54:56,965 --> 00:54:58,592
"You complete me."

1229
00:55:01,303 --> 00:55:03,396
"You had me at 'hello."'
Oh, God. Danny.

1230
00:55:03,505 --> 00:55:04,529
Come on, Beth.
You're not...

1231
00:55:04,639 --> 00:55:05,970
You're not hearing
what I'm saying to you.

1232
00:55:06,074 --> 00:55:09,771
"I am just a girl standing in front
of a boy, telling her to love her."

1233
00:55:09,878 --> 00:55:10,970
You don't even
know that one.

1234
00:55:11,079 --> 00:55:12,273
Hey. Come on.

1235
00:55:12,381 --> 00:55:14,076
"Who you gonna call?"

1236
00:55:15,017 --> 00:55:16,314
"Ghost Busters."
Okay. You know what?

1237
00:55:16,418 --> 00:55:20,548
No. I am committing to this breakup.
This is the best thing for us.

1238
00:55:23,859 --> 00:55:26,657
You can call me if you
need legal advice.

1239
00:55:36,405 --> 00:55:39,101
Come on! Let's kill
some Cacedonians!

1240
00:55:39,207 --> 00:55:42,540
And I got a little
something-something for you to wear.

1241
00:55:44,846 --> 00:55:46,108
Yeah, I'm not
gonna wear this.

1242
00:55:46,214 --> 00:55:47,340
No?

1243
00:55:48,050 --> 00:55:51,383
Soon enough.
Soon enough you'll want it.

1244
00:55:51,486 --> 00:55:52,475
Yeah.

1245
00:55:53,188 --> 00:55:56,385
Yo, Wheeler. What up, dog? You
scoundrel. What are you doing, man?

1246
00:55:56,491 --> 00:55:58,891
Yo, Hogan's having another
party tonight, man. You gotta go.

1247
00:55:58,994 --> 00:56:01,861
There's gonna be a lot of
sweet-ass pussy there, girl pussy.

1248
00:56:01,963 --> 00:56:04,124
Ooh! Uh...

1249
00:56:05,333 --> 00:56:07,767
Thanks for the offer.
Maybe some other time.

1250
00:56:07,869 --> 00:56:09,962
You're the king, Wheeler.
You're the king.

1251
00:56:10,072 --> 00:56:13,098
Dude, don't give up that
sweet-ass pussy on my account.

1252
00:56:13,208 --> 00:56:14,334
I'll go with you.

1253
00:56:14,443 --> 00:56:15,808
Okay. If you say so.

1254
00:56:15,911 --> 00:56:17,606
All right.
You're my PIC, Wheeler.

1255
00:56:17,712 --> 00:56:19,612
What's a PIC?
Partner in crime.

1256
00:56:19,714 --> 00:56:22,205
You're my PIC. Just don't
cock-block me tonight.

1257
00:56:22,317 --> 00:56:24,080
Wouldn't dream of it.
We'll have a great time.

1258
00:56:24,186 --> 00:56:25,915
We'll go to the party,
we'll get some zah,

1259
00:56:26,021 --> 00:56:26,988
play some Xbox.

1260
00:56:27,089 --> 00:56:28,249
Damn straight.

1261
00:56:28,356 --> 00:56:32,520
Countrymen, smell
the battle in the air!

1262
00:56:32,627 --> 00:56:34,925
Esplen,
Goddess of Navalore.

1263
00:56:35,030 --> 00:56:38,397
Venus herself would be jealous.
Braman, good to see you.

1264
00:56:38,500 --> 00:56:40,229
Good morrow, sir!
Good morrow to you.

1265
00:56:40,335 --> 00:56:41,393
Good morning.

1266
00:56:41,503 --> 00:56:44,563
Keep your blades sharp
but your wits sharper.

1267
00:56:44,673 --> 00:56:48,700
Ah! Gleebo, look at you.
A visage.

1268
00:56:48,810 --> 00:56:51,005
Men, get ready to
dance with swords!

1269
00:56:52,214 --> 00:56:57,413
Alack and allay! What lovely vassal
has Mercury delivered upon us today

1270
00:56:57,519 --> 00:57:00,147
and in such strange
and frightful attire?

1271
00:57:00,255 --> 00:57:01,381
Let us thank the gods

1272
00:57:01,490 --> 00:57:04,755
for sending us such a brave
and valiant warrior to Xanthia.

1273
00:57:04,860 --> 00:57:05,918
All hail Lunesta.

1274
00:57:06,027 --> 00:57:07,324
Hail, Lunesta!

1275
00:57:07,429 --> 00:57:08,953
How's it going?
Lunesta?

1276
00:57:09,064 --> 00:57:10,827
Isn't that a sleeping pill?

1277
00:57:10,932 --> 00:57:13,992
Yeah. It's 'cause I send my enemies
to their eternal resting place.

1278
00:57:14,102 --> 00:57:16,366
"To sleep,
perchance to dream."

1279
00:57:16,471 --> 00:57:19,872
Well, welcome, Lunesta.
We bid you good battle.

1280
00:57:19,975 --> 00:57:22,341
Prepare to have your
worldview rocked.

1281
00:57:22,444 --> 00:57:23,809
Let's do this.

1282
00:57:23,912 --> 00:57:25,379
Let's do this,
we shall!

1283
00:57:34,656 --> 00:57:37,955
The battle begins!

1284
00:57:54,876 --> 00:57:56,241
Turn and fight, coward!

1285
00:57:56,344 --> 00:57:58,835
You'll never catch me!

1286
00:58:03,752 --> 00:58:05,413
What have you got?

1287
00:58:06,288 --> 00:58:08,552
The Cacedonians have
our kinsmen surrounded.

1288
00:58:08,657 --> 00:58:10,682
Leave them for Davith.

1289
00:58:12,527 --> 00:58:15,325
Prepare for
a Glencracken!

1290
00:58:20,969 --> 00:58:22,766
Comrades!

1291
00:58:22,871 --> 00:58:24,361
Cacedonia!

1292
00:58:28,543 --> 00:58:30,534
The king is
unprotected.

1293
00:58:30,645 --> 00:58:33,136
I shall approach him
from the rear.

1294
00:58:34,916 --> 00:58:36,349
God save you!

1295
00:58:43,458 --> 00:58:46,222
Oh, fuck me. All right.
You got it. I got you.

1296
00:58:46,328 --> 00:58:47,818
That's...
You look amazing.

1297
00:58:47,929 --> 00:58:48,896
Thanks, man.

1298
00:58:49,231 --> 00:58:50,562
You're dead.

1299
00:58:50,665 --> 00:58:51,654
No way.
I killed you.

1300
00:58:51,766 --> 00:58:54,166
You didn't kill me.
Now exeunt this battlefield.

1301
00:58:54,269 --> 00:58:55,258
Wait a second.
That's not fair.

1302
00:58:55,370 --> 00:58:56,428
Listen,
you little twerp.

1303
00:58:56,538 --> 00:58:59,098
You've been slain by the
mighty king. Now get lost,

1304
00:58:59,207 --> 00:59:01,072
and take some pride
in dying an honorable death.

1305
00:59:01,176 --> 00:59:02,268
No, but I killed you.

1306
00:59:02,377 --> 00:59:04,345
You can't kill me after
I already killed you.

1307
00:59:04,446 --> 00:59:05,538
Davith of Glencracken.

1308
00:59:05,647 --> 00:59:06,807
Yes, my liege.

1309
00:59:06,915 --> 00:59:07,973
Didst he slay me?

1310
00:59:08,083 --> 00:59:09,345
He doth not slay the king.

1311
00:59:09,451 --> 00:59:10,577
You weren't even here
when it happened!

1312
00:59:10,685 --> 00:59:11,879
Was too here.

1313
00:59:11,987 --> 00:59:14,251
Everyone, I'm telling you
the truth. I killed the king!

1314
00:59:14,356 --> 00:59:15,618
I...

1315
00:59:16,725 --> 00:59:18,090
Why don't you
believe me? I swear...

1316
00:59:18,193 --> 00:59:19,558
Dost the Xanthian
weep like a maiden?

1317
00:59:20,729 --> 00:59:22,287
Why are you
laughing at me?

1318
00:59:23,231 --> 00:59:24,255
What are you doing?

1319
00:59:24,366 --> 00:59:25,526
Danny, I didn't...

1320
00:59:25,634 --> 00:59:27,966
I killed the king.
- Oh, my God.

1321
00:59:28,069 --> 00:59:29,297
You're lying.

1322
00:59:29,838 --> 00:59:31,430
Are you calling me a liar?
You're a liar.

1323
00:59:31,539 --> 00:59:33,973
Danny, just drop it. Let's just
get out of here. It doesn't matter.

1324
00:59:34,075 --> 00:59:37,238
Are you telling me a kid
could slay the mighty king?

1325
00:59:37,345 --> 00:59:40,644
Not a real king,
but you, yeah.

1326
00:59:40,749 --> 00:59:42,444
You're lying. I can tell.
Danny, stop.

1327
00:59:42,550 --> 00:59:43,847
He killed you.
Give him your hat.

1328
00:59:43,952 --> 00:59:45,044
It's a crown.

1329
00:59:45,153 --> 00:59:46,142
Give him your hat.
Danny.

1330
00:59:46,254 --> 00:59:47,983
It's a crown, dude!

1331
00:59:49,824 --> 00:59:50,916
Dude!
You're a liar.

1332
00:59:51,026 --> 00:59:52,994
It's a piece of plastic.

1333
00:59:53,795 --> 00:59:54,921
Okay, game over.

1334
00:59:56,264 --> 00:59:58,664
You both are disqualified
from Laire forever.

1335
00:59:58,767 --> 01:00:00,792
What?
Are you kidding me?

1336
01:00:05,006 --> 01:00:06,667
Augie! Augie!

1337
01:00:10,111 --> 01:00:11,373
Augie.

1338
01:00:11,479 --> 01:00:12,639
Leave me alone.

1339
01:00:12,847 --> 01:00:14,439
Look. I'm sorry.

1340
01:00:14,549 --> 01:00:17,313
No, you're not sorry.
You don't care about any of this!

1341
01:00:17,419 --> 01:00:19,216
This is so unfair!

1342
01:00:23,291 --> 01:00:25,486
Hey, come on, buddy.
I'm not your buddy!

1343
01:00:25,593 --> 01:00:27,322
You're only doing this because
the judge is making you.

1344
01:00:27,429 --> 01:00:29,488
And you know what?
That's fine if you don't give a shit,

1345
01:00:29,597 --> 01:00:31,827
but you don't have to ruin it
for me, because I do give a shit!

1346
01:00:31,933 --> 01:00:33,730
I give lots of shits!

1347
01:00:37,572 --> 01:00:38,732
Look, it's gonna be okay.

1348
01:00:38,840 --> 01:00:40,239
No, it's not gonna be okay!

1349
01:00:40,342 --> 01:00:44,403
You're the worst mentor ever! No wonder
your girlfriend left you, you asshole!

1350
01:00:57,058 --> 01:00:58,082
Yo, Wheeler.
What's up, man?

1351
01:00:58,193 --> 01:00:59,626
Hey. What's up?

1352
01:00:59,728 --> 01:01:01,821
Okay, kid. Let's mingle.

1353
01:01:02,564 --> 01:01:03,997
Let's do it.

1354
01:01:06,868 --> 01:01:07,994
Yeah.

1355
01:01:11,239 --> 01:01:13,104
Excuse me, miss.
Yes?

1356
01:01:14,542 --> 01:01:16,942
You're sexy like
a chocolate strawberry.

1357
01:01:17,779 --> 01:01:18,871
Who told you to say that?

1358
01:01:18,980 --> 01:01:20,106
That's Wheeler,

1359
01:01:20,215 --> 01:01:21,512
my PIC.

1360
01:01:25,720 --> 01:01:27,654
Nice.
Come on, baby!

1361
01:01:27,756 --> 01:01:29,383
Pass it.
No.

1362
01:01:29,491 --> 01:01:30,480
No.
No!

1363
01:01:30,592 --> 01:01:31,923
Hey. I'm gonna
rock a squirt,

1364
01:01:32,026 --> 01:01:33,220
so you watch the kid
for a few minutes?

1365
01:01:33,328 --> 01:01:36,024
Sure thing. You're the king,
Wheeler. You're the king.

1366
01:01:37,565 --> 01:01:38,657
Yeah, okay.

1367
01:01:53,148 --> 01:01:54,274
Long line.

1368
01:01:54,382 --> 01:01:56,350
I've seen longer.

1369
01:01:56,451 --> 01:01:58,976
Have we met?
I don't know. Have we?

1370
01:02:00,789 --> 01:02:02,484
Well, what do you do?

1371
01:02:02,590 --> 01:02:05,184
Well, I'm kind of
on hiatus right now,

1372
01:02:05,293 --> 01:02:08,490
but my job is to dress up like a
minotaur and keep kids off drugs.

1373
01:02:08,596 --> 01:02:11,463
Well, that's how I know you.
I teach at Morgan Elementary.

1374
01:02:11,566 --> 01:02:14,399
That's so funny, 'cause I
think elementary school is hot.

1375
01:02:19,454 --> 01:02:20,546
Hey.

1376
01:02:21,389 --> 01:02:23,220
What are you doing here?
I wanted to talk to you.

1377
01:02:23,324 --> 01:02:24,848
No, I don't want to
talk to you right now.

1378
01:02:24,959 --> 01:02:26,051
Hey, Danny.

1379
01:02:26,161 --> 01:02:29,255
You decided to come for dinner.
Great. Come on in.

1380
01:02:29,364 --> 01:02:31,764
Thanks.
God damn it!

1381
01:02:33,635 --> 01:02:35,398
What's up his cooz?

1382
01:02:39,941 --> 01:02:41,772
I should take a piss
more often.

1383
01:02:43,778 --> 01:02:45,245
I don't know.
I don't got a raincoat.

1384
01:02:45,447 --> 01:02:47,881
Don't worry.
I'm very pro-choice.

1385
01:02:48,049 --> 01:02:49,346
Okay.

1386
01:02:49,718 --> 01:02:51,481
God, I'm really
kicking your ass.

1387
01:02:51,586 --> 01:02:52,814
That's because
this is soccer.

1388
01:02:52,921 --> 01:02:54,218
Black folks
don't play soccer.

1389
01:02:54,322 --> 01:02:55,880
That guy's black.
Right there.

1390
01:02:58,860 --> 01:03:01,090
You sit down,
young man.

1391
01:03:01,196 --> 01:03:03,721
You have
been a bad boy!

1392
01:03:03,832 --> 01:03:04,992
I've been bad.

1393
01:03:05,100 --> 01:03:06,795
And now you're gonna
have to stay after class.

1394
01:03:06,935 --> 01:03:08,698
Oh, man. Look.

1395
01:03:08,803 --> 01:03:11,670
Even though this is one of my top
four all-time fantasies, I can't, okay?

1396
01:03:11,773 --> 01:03:14,298
I want to, but I gotta
go find my friend.

1397
01:03:15,076 --> 01:03:16,338
Oh, yeah?

1398
01:03:17,212 --> 01:03:18,338
You sure?

1399
01:03:18,880 --> 01:03:20,279
Oh, my God.

1400
01:03:21,049 --> 01:03:22,983
Do what you need to do.

1401
01:03:23,084 --> 01:03:25,314
He'll be fine.
He's 10. Come here.

1402
01:03:25,453 --> 01:03:26,420
Let's go.

1403
01:03:28,306 --> 01:03:28,829
Uh-oh!

1404
01:03:28,972 --> 01:03:30,462
This is how it ends.

1405
01:03:30,574 --> 01:03:32,132
Game winner! I win!

1406
01:03:32,242 --> 01:03:33,300
Let's go, Michael.

1407
01:03:33,410 --> 01:03:34,843
Man, forget you, man.

1408
01:03:34,945 --> 01:03:36,537
That's booty, son.

1409
01:03:36,647 --> 01:03:37,875
Let's go. I'm ready.

1410
01:03:39,249 --> 01:03:42,582
They don't call me the king
of this game for nothing!

1411
01:03:46,857 --> 01:03:49,155
Wheeler, where you at?

1412
01:03:54,364 --> 01:03:57,231
Wheeler? Wheeler. Wheeler.

1413
01:03:57,634 --> 01:03:58,623
Wheeler.

1414
01:04:01,271 --> 01:04:03,899
So, Danny, you must be glad
that you're almost done

1415
01:04:04,007 --> 01:04:06,771
with your required
time with Augie.

1416
01:04:07,978 --> 01:04:10,105
How much time
do you have left?

1417
01:04:10,747 --> 01:04:12,647
Eleven, 12 hours or so.

1418
01:04:12,749 --> 01:04:14,512
Jeez, Augie. You're acting
like your goldfish died.

1419
01:04:14,618 --> 01:04:16,586
I don't have a goldfish, Jim.
You know what I mean.

1420
01:04:16,687 --> 01:04:20,384
You're acting like as if you
had a goldfish and it died.

1421
01:04:21,325 --> 01:04:23,919
Augie kind of got
screwed over today.

1422
01:04:24,027 --> 01:04:25,187
I killed the king, Mom.

1423
01:04:25,295 --> 01:04:26,694
Okay.
- He killed the king.

1424
01:04:26,797 --> 01:04:28,992
All right. All right. Don't
encourage him. He did kill the king.

1425
01:04:29,099 --> 01:04:31,226
But he was lying to everyone and
told everyone that he killed me.

1426
01:04:31,335 --> 01:04:33,360
I don't wanna hear any more
about your Dungeons & Dragons

1427
01:04:33,470 --> 01:04:34,732
or your fruity Cocoa Puffs...

1428
01:04:34,838 --> 01:04:36,305
It's all fairyland
with him.

1429
01:04:36,406 --> 01:04:39,307
We're trying to keep it...
We're trying to keep it real.

1430
01:04:39,409 --> 01:04:41,639
The Goddess of Navalore
saw me cry, Mom.

1431
01:04:41,745 --> 01:04:44,179
Hey, Augie, when I was a
little kid, I accidentally

1432
01:04:44,281 --> 01:04:46,306
crapped my pants
in front of a girl I liked,

1433
01:04:46,416 --> 01:04:48,611
so I feel your pain.

1434
01:04:48,719 --> 01:04:51,984
Well, he likes girls. That's a
good thing. That's a surprise to me.

1435
01:04:52,089 --> 01:04:53,954
Doesn't matter anyway.
He got me kicked out.

1436
01:04:54,057 --> 01:04:55,718
What?
- What? You're kidding me.

1437
01:04:55,826 --> 01:04:56,815
They can kick you out?

1438
01:04:56,927 --> 01:04:58,417
Yeah, I'm banned.
This is a great thing.

1439
01:04:58,529 --> 01:04:59,860
Way to go, big guy.
Does this mean

1440
01:04:59,963 --> 01:05:01,055
we can finally get rid
of those boots

1441
01:05:01,165 --> 01:05:05,261
and that God-awful cape that you made
out of my tablecloth? I'm so sick of this.

1442
01:05:05,369 --> 01:05:06,427
I'll burn them up in a...

1443
01:05:06,537 --> 01:05:08,505
We'll have a bonfire.
We'll make a thing of it.

1444
01:05:08,605 --> 01:05:10,698
Don't you want him to wear
what makes him happy?

1445
01:05:12,176 --> 01:05:13,143
Yes. Yes, I do.
Yes.

1446
01:05:13,243 --> 01:05:15,734
You know when I want him to
wear what makes him happy?

1447
01:05:15,846 --> 01:05:19,373
On October 31st.
Halloween, go nuts.

1448
01:05:19,483 --> 01:05:20,745
Wear lipstick.
I don't care.

1449
01:05:20,851 --> 01:05:22,011
Yeah. Yeah.

1450
01:05:22,119 --> 01:05:23,916
You know, dress like a nun.
Sure.

1451
01:05:24,021 --> 01:05:25,318
We're gonna have
a celebration

1452
01:05:25,422 --> 01:05:28,448
to celebrate you joining
the rest of the world.

1453
01:05:28,559 --> 01:05:30,550
Becoming a normal kid.
He is a normal kid.

1454
01:05:30,661 --> 01:05:32,288
You think he's normal?
- Yeah, I think he's normal.

1455
01:05:32,396 --> 01:05:33,920
You think he's normal.
He's normal.

1456
01:05:34,031 --> 01:05:35,020
When I was his age,

1457
01:05:35,132 --> 01:05:38,226
I had four, five girlfriends at
one time. Didn't I tell you that?

1458
01:05:38,335 --> 01:05:39,996
He was fucking
his cousin.

1459
01:05:40,103 --> 01:05:41,661
I wasn't fucking
my cousin. I...

1460
01:05:41,772 --> 01:05:44,070
We kissed, because I didn't
know she was my cousin,

1461
01:05:44,174 --> 01:05:47,701
but when I found out, I stopped
kissing her, but I fucked her friends.

1462
01:05:47,811 --> 01:05:49,745
I fucked my
cousin's friends.

1463
01:05:49,846 --> 01:05:53,111
I think that Augie is just having
kind of a tough time in life,

1464
01:05:53,217 --> 01:05:54,878
which sounds pretty normal
to me. Life is tough.

1465
01:05:54,985 --> 01:05:56,782
It is tough. But you know
what? This is my point.

1466
01:05:56,887 --> 01:05:59,754
It's tougher when you...
With parents like you?

1467
01:05:59,856 --> 01:06:02,381
Excuse me?
What did you just say?

1468
01:06:02,492 --> 01:06:05,825
I said it is tough, but I think
it's tougher with parents like you.

1469
01:06:05,929 --> 01:06:07,157
I thought that's
what you just said.

1470
01:06:07,264 --> 01:06:08,424
I don't know
how you do it, kid.

1471
01:06:08,532 --> 01:06:11,524
I mean, I thought my life sucked.
Jesus Christ, I really feel for you.

1472
01:06:11,635 --> 01:06:12,659
Okay. That's enough.

1473
01:06:12,769 --> 01:06:14,066
Don't listen to
them, all right?

1474
01:06:14,171 --> 01:06:16,143
Do what makes you happy.
You want to wear a cape?

1475
01:06:16,144 --> 01:06:16,537
Wear a cape.

1476
01:06:16,640 --> 01:06:18,335
You want to wear a suit of armor?
Who gives a shit?

1477
01:06:18,442 --> 01:06:20,842
You know what? I would never
have invited you over for moussaka

1478
01:06:20,944 --> 01:06:24,380
if I'd known you were gonna
be such a prick. Excuse me.

1479
01:06:24,481 --> 01:06:25,778
Augie, screw them.

1480
01:06:25,882 --> 01:06:26,906
Do what makes you happy.
Hey. Whoa!

1481
01:06:27,017 --> 01:06:29,164
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Do what makes you happy.

1482
01:06:29,165 --> 01:06:29,713
Hey, buddy...

1483
01:06:29,820 --> 01:06:31,048
I'd like you to
leave now, please.

1484
01:06:31,154 --> 01:06:32,416
I figure you're probably

1485
01:06:32,522 --> 01:06:34,285
not gonna sign my
hours sheet now.

1486
01:06:34,391 --> 01:06:35,380
Go fuck yourself.

1487
01:06:35,492 --> 01:06:38,188
That's what I thought.
Hey, Augie, I'm sorry.

1488
01:06:38,295 --> 01:06:39,922
Get the hell out.

1489
01:06:41,465 --> 01:06:44,059
I'd be psyched if he was my kid.
Please.

1490
01:06:47,070 --> 01:06:48,196
And you know what,
sweetheart?

1491
01:06:48,305 --> 01:06:50,569
It's not that we're not
psyched that you're our kid.

1492
01:06:50,674 --> 01:06:53,643
We're psyched. I'm so
psyched, I can't stand it.

1493
01:06:53,744 --> 01:06:55,735
Your mom's psyched
that you're her kid.

1494
01:06:55,846 --> 01:06:58,041
May I please
be excused, Mom?

1495
01:07:12,629 --> 01:07:14,096
Hey. Where's Ronnie?

1496
01:07:14,197 --> 01:07:15,630
Who's Ronnie, dude?

1497
01:07:15,732 --> 01:07:18,166
Oh, shit. Ronnie!

1498
01:07:18,735 --> 01:07:19,963
Ronnie.

1499
01:07:21,672 --> 01:07:23,731
What's up, man?
Hey. How you doing?

1500
01:07:23,840 --> 01:07:25,364
Ro-Ro.

1501
01:07:26,410 --> 01:07:28,469
Anybody see the
little kid I was with?

1502
01:07:30,714 --> 01:07:32,477
<i> This is Karen,</i>
<i>Ronnie's mother.</i>

1503
01:07:32,582 --> 01:07:35,050
<i>Ronnie was supposed to be</i>
<i>home a few hours ago.</i>

1504
01:07:36,320 --> 01:07:37,309
<i>This is Karen again.</i>

1505
01:07:37,421 --> 01:07:41,050
<i>Can you guys please call me</i>
<i>and let me know where you are?</i>

1506
01:07:41,625 --> 01:07:45,823
<i>Ronnie just got in. He walked all the way home.</i>
<i>What the hell...</i>

1507
01:07:45,996 --> 01:07:47,093
You're out.
Look...

1508
01:07:47,197 --> 01:07:49,825
No, no, no, no. It's over.
You blew it. It's done. Okay?

1509
01:07:49,933 --> 01:07:52,731
I hear what you're saying.
We're very sorry, but we're 11 hours short.

1510
01:07:52,969 --> 01:07:55,631
And you're gonna stay 11 hours
short, okay? I don't know.

1511
01:07:55,739 --> 01:07:58,469
Parents don't want you hanging around
with their kids for some reason.

1512
01:07:58,575 --> 01:08:01,601
So you BSed a BSer.

1513
01:08:01,712 --> 01:08:05,546
Good for you! I hope you feel
good about yourself, God damn it!

1514
01:08:07,117 --> 01:08:10,109
You know, I could be
back in New York

1515
01:08:10,220 --> 01:08:13,280
doing cocaine in the
Village, but I'm not.

1516
01:08:14,458 --> 01:08:17,188
You know why?
Kids come first.

1517
01:08:18,462 --> 01:08:19,952
They don't come
first for you, do they?

1518
01:08:20,063 --> 01:08:22,554
They come second
to your selfishness.

1519
01:08:23,367 --> 01:08:25,699
So why don't you
two guys go home,

1520
01:08:25,802 --> 01:08:28,168
put down some lines
of selfishness,

1521
01:08:28,271 --> 01:08:30,034
which is your blow,

1522
01:08:30,640 --> 01:08:33,939
close the shades, take
the phone off the hook,

1523
01:08:34,044 --> 01:08:36,512
grab a straw and snort?

1524
01:08:36,613 --> 01:08:39,741
And don't expect me
to testify on your behalf.

1525
01:08:40,417 --> 01:08:42,817
You're not Sturdy Wings
material.

1526
01:08:50,660 --> 01:08:52,491
I think you guys are gonna
have to go to jail.

1527
01:08:52,596 --> 01:08:53,824
The only thing we can do now

1528
01:08:53,930 --> 01:08:57,229
is make a case at the hearing
that you did your best.

1529
01:08:57,334 --> 01:08:59,359
It's gonna take some serious
lawyering on my part.

1530
01:08:59,503 --> 01:09:02,495
Yeah. Beth, please.
Lawyer the shit out of it.

1531
01:09:02,606 --> 01:09:05,040
I just can't promise
anything.

1532
01:09:05,142 --> 01:09:06,734
Yes, Wheeler?
Question.

1533
01:09:06,843 --> 01:09:09,277
Maybe a stupid one, but
I'm just spit-balling here.

1534
01:09:09,379 --> 01:09:11,643
The Get Out of Jail Free
card,

1535
01:09:11,748 --> 01:09:14,478
is that based on
something that exists or...

1536
01:09:14,584 --> 01:09:16,984
That wasn't
a stupid question.

1537
01:09:17,087 --> 01:09:18,111
That's real.

1538
01:09:18,221 --> 01:09:19,483
It's real in the
game of Monopoly.

1539
01:09:19,589 --> 01:09:21,955
Yeah, it's based
on true events.

1540
01:09:22,492 --> 01:09:23,857
How... What do you mean?

1541
01:09:23,960 --> 01:09:25,018
Chance.

1542
01:09:33,737 --> 01:09:34,863
I can't believe
we're going to jail.

1543
01:09:34,971 --> 01:09:35,960
Believe it.

1544
01:09:36,072 --> 01:09:37,835
Hey, maybe you'll
roll doubles. You know?

1545
01:09:37,941 --> 01:09:39,169
If not, you just
miss three turns.

1546
01:09:39,276 --> 01:09:40,368
Game face, bro.

1547
01:09:40,477 --> 01:09:42,138
I told you.
Game face.

1548
01:09:42,245 --> 01:09:43,906
Enough with the
game face, all right?

1549
01:09:44,014 --> 01:09:45,447
This isn't beach volleyball.

1550
01:09:45,549 --> 01:09:48,814
Is it not? Because,
if you think about it,

1551
01:09:48,919 --> 01:09:52,116
the net is like your goals
in life, and you are the ball.

1552
01:09:52,222 --> 01:09:54,747
And you can spike the ball
down, or you, over the net.

1553
01:09:54,858 --> 01:09:57,383
Shut up, shut up, shut up.
Then you go into sidelines.

1554
01:09:57,494 --> 01:09:58,483
It's bad enough
I'm going to jail.

1555
01:09:58,595 --> 01:10:00,460
I can't take it anymore
with you yapping away.

1556
01:10:00,564 --> 01:10:01,553
Yap, yap, yip, yip.

1557
01:10:01,665 --> 01:10:03,428
"Bang your drum, bro."
Maybe I should be like you.

1558
01:10:03,533 --> 01:10:06,024
"I hate myself, yet I'm
better than everyone."

1559
01:10:06,136 --> 01:10:08,036
You're one to talk.
You took a 10-year-old to a party

1560
01:10:08,138 --> 01:10:10,003
and left him so you
could go get a blow job.

1561
01:10:10,106 --> 01:10:11,198
Hey.

1562
01:10:11,308 --> 01:10:12,798
It wasn't a blow job.
We fucked.

1563
01:10:12,909 --> 01:10:14,900
Please! Watch
your language!

1564
01:10:15,011 --> 01:10:16,535
Sorry.
Sorry.

1565
01:10:17,881 --> 01:10:19,849
You are an
S-H-I-T-T-Y friend.

1566
01:10:19,950 --> 01:10:21,542
He can spell.

1567
01:10:23,220 --> 01:10:24,983
I'm not your friend.

1568
01:10:25,622 --> 01:10:26,589
Oh.

1569
01:10:26,857 --> 01:10:28,324
You wanna go?

1570
01:10:31,328 --> 01:10:32,352
Stop it!

1571
01:10:37,934 --> 01:10:40,869
There you go, Danny.
Now you got no friends.

1572
01:10:43,874 --> 01:10:45,034
Sorry.

1573
01:10:50,080 --> 01:10:52,480
Hello?
Hey, Ro-Ro. It's Wheeler.

1574
01:11:40,530 --> 01:11:42,191
So you guys have to
be at the courthouse

1575
01:11:42,299 --> 01:11:44,062
no later than
3:00 p.m., okay?

1576
01:11:44,167 --> 01:11:45,156
All right.

1577
01:11:45,268 --> 01:11:47,429
<i>Please, do not be late.</i>
No. I know.

1578
01:11:47,537 --> 01:11:49,164
No, I'll be there.

1579
01:12:39,022 --> 01:12:41,547
You don't always have to get
breakfast this time of day.

1580
01:12:43,460 --> 01:12:44,620
Hiya, King.

1581
01:12:44,728 --> 01:12:46,218
No, no, no. I don't
mean to cause trouble.

1582
01:12:46,329 --> 01:12:48,695
I just wanted to come
by and apologize

1583
01:12:48,798 --> 01:12:50,891
for the way that
I behaved last time.

1584
01:12:51,001 --> 01:12:56,064
I... I lost my temper when I saw
you last, and that was regrettable.

1585
01:12:56,172 --> 01:12:58,572
Not to mention highly
illegal, you jackanape.

1586
01:12:59,776 --> 01:13:02,370
I know. It's just that my...
Denver omelet?

1587
01:13:02,479 --> 01:13:04,504
Right here. Thank you.

1588
01:13:05,749 --> 01:13:07,649
It's just my friend
was upset, you see,

1589
01:13:07,751 --> 01:13:09,981
and he thought
he'd stabbed you.

1590
01:13:10,086 --> 01:13:12,247
He hadn't.
Of course he hadn't.

1591
01:13:13,023 --> 01:13:14,047
Go on.

1592
01:13:14,157 --> 01:13:15,249
It's just that...

1593
01:13:16,593 --> 01:13:20,495
I accidentally cast an
unbreakable madness spell on him.

1594
01:13:22,032 --> 01:13:24,000
Well, that was stupid.
- I know, right?

1595
01:13:24,100 --> 01:13:25,362
I didn't mean to.

1596
01:13:25,468 --> 01:13:26,628
You guys are reckless
out there.

1597
01:13:26,736 --> 01:13:30,228
Yeah. Unsafe. Okay, I had a
protection spell on me. All right?

1598
01:13:30,340 --> 01:13:33,104
But it had faded off when you
touched me, so don't flatter yourself

1599
01:13:33,209 --> 01:13:34,699
thinking you can come
back at me, okay,

1600
01:13:34,811 --> 01:13:37,575
'cause I would love to see
you penetrate me again.

1601
01:13:37,681 --> 01:13:39,308
Anyway, I was
just wondering

1602
01:13:39,416 --> 01:13:41,680
if maybe you could
see it in your heart

1603
01:13:41,785 --> 01:13:45,050
to let him fight today
on the battlefield.

1604
01:13:45,155 --> 01:13:47,749
He loves Laire
more than anything.

1605
01:13:47,857 --> 01:13:51,088
He's just a kid, but he's
got the heart of a lion...

1606
01:13:51,861 --> 01:13:52,828
Hmm.

1607
01:13:54,197 --> 01:13:55,755
...and the eye of the tiger.

1608
01:13:55,865 --> 01:13:56,854
Hmm.

1609
01:13:56,966 --> 01:13:58,194
More coffee?

1610
01:13:58,301 --> 01:13:59,461
No, I'm decaf.

1611
01:13:59,569 --> 01:14:00,695
Okay.

1612
01:14:00,804 --> 01:14:02,203
If he be so brave,

1613
01:14:02,305 --> 01:14:05,297
why doth he not show
his face here today?

1614
01:14:05,408 --> 01:14:07,342
Do you fight
all his battles?

1615
01:14:07,444 --> 01:14:08,411
Hmm.

1616
01:14:10,580 --> 01:14:12,514
He knows not I'm here.

1617
01:14:12,649 --> 01:14:13,638
Hmm.

1618
01:14:13,750 --> 01:14:17,345
He hath too
much pride.

1619
01:14:17,954 --> 01:14:18,921
Hmm.

1620
01:14:22,158 --> 01:14:25,355
Magic healing
potion. Wizards...

1621
01:14:26,429 --> 01:14:28,056
How's it going?

1622
01:14:30,867 --> 01:14:32,562
Tell your kinsman

1623
01:14:35,371 --> 01:14:37,965
we shall see him
on the battlefield today.

1624
01:14:38,074 --> 01:14:40,440
Thank you.
Thank you, noble king.

1625
01:14:43,513 --> 01:14:44,537
Really?

1626
01:14:44,647 --> 01:14:45,614
Mmm-hmm.

1627
01:14:46,249 --> 01:14:48,046
You know
you want it.

1628
01:14:52,589 --> 01:14:54,819
Now exit my
Burger Hole, boy.

1629
01:14:56,126 --> 01:14:59,527
Make it known to the Xanthians that
if they let Augie fight with them,

1630
01:14:59,629 --> 01:15:02,996
we'll destroy each and every
one of them, without mercy,

1631
01:15:03,099 --> 01:15:05,567
before the first
apple-cider break.

1632
01:15:15,578 --> 01:15:17,910
Hey, what's up, my PIC?

1633
01:15:24,521 --> 01:15:27,115
Ronnie. Ronnie.

1634
01:15:29,692 --> 01:15:31,887
to listen to me

1635
01:15:31,995 --> 01:15:36,261
and listen good.
I am a very animalistic woman,

1636
01:15:36,366 --> 01:15:38,459
a very animalistic woman,

1637
01:15:38,568 --> 01:15:42,971
and when it comes to my son,
I am a lioness,

1638
01:15:43,072 --> 01:15:44,437
a black Sheba.

1639
01:15:44,541 --> 01:15:46,099
Black Sheba.
Yeah, but listen...

1640
01:15:46,209 --> 01:15:47,301
I am a lioness,

1641
01:15:47,410 --> 01:15:50,174
and that boy is my cub,

1642
01:15:50,280 --> 01:15:54,239
and if you let anything bad
happen to my cub,

1643
01:15:54,350 --> 01:15:58,650
I will claw your ass up
until you shit sideways.

1644
01:15:58,755 --> 01:16:00,780
Do you understand?
Yes.

1645
01:16:00,890 --> 01:16:03,518
You'll tear me up so bad that when
I shit, it'll come out sideways.

1646
01:16:03,626 --> 01:16:05,389
I understand.
Okay.

1647
01:16:08,164 --> 01:16:09,791
It's just, Ronnie looks
up to you. Okay?

1648
01:16:09,899 --> 01:16:12,299
He doesn't need another
man leaving him behind.

1649
01:16:12,402 --> 01:16:14,666
I know. I know.
I fucked up, okay?

1650
01:16:14,771 --> 01:16:16,739
I... The kid acts
so tough,

1651
01:16:16,840 --> 01:16:18,603
I didn't know I could
hurt him, you know?

1652
01:16:18,708 --> 01:16:20,676
I'm determined to make
it up to him. All right?

1653
01:16:20,777 --> 01:16:24,645
What I'm trying to say is that
when I get out of prison,

1654
01:16:24,747 --> 01:16:27,079
could I hang out with
your 10-year-old son?

1655
01:16:27,183 --> 01:16:30,118
Well, you're gonna have
to ask him yourself.

1656
01:16:32,455 --> 01:16:34,184
Hey. Ronnie.

1657
01:16:35,091 --> 01:16:36,058
Um...

1658
01:16:37,093 --> 01:16:39,254
Look. I'm sorry, okay?

1659
01:16:40,363 --> 01:16:42,263
I know I don't deserve it,

1660
01:16:42,365 --> 01:16:45,857
but Sturdy Wings or no Sturdy
Wings, I want to be your Big.

1661
01:16:48,838 --> 01:16:53,275
Okay. I'm your Little, and
you're my Big. I like that.

1662
01:16:56,292 --> 01:17:00,589
Can I tell you how deeply, deeply I
regret this situation with this latest Big?

1663
01:17:00,697 --> 01:17:04,258
It's completely unacceptable,
and at Sturdy Wings,

1664
01:17:04,367 --> 01:17:05,698
it's not how we roll.

1665
01:17:05,802 --> 01:17:09,499
So I'm going to guarantee
you that Mr. Gary

1666
01:17:10,340 --> 01:17:14,367
is our most experienced
and dependable volunteer.

1667
01:17:14,477 --> 01:17:16,035
Let me
put it this way.

1668
01:17:16,145 --> 01:17:18,636
If I had a nickel for every year
that I've been with Sturdy Wings,

1669
01:17:18,748 --> 01:17:21,717
I would have enough
money to

1670
01:17:21,818 --> 01:17:23,285
play a game of <i>Pac-Man.</i>

1671
01:17:24,287 --> 01:17:25,379
Been five years.

1672
01:17:25,488 --> 01:17:27,854
And if I stay with Sturdy
Wings for another five years,

1673
01:17:27,957 --> 01:17:30,357
then I'll have enough
for another round.

1674
01:17:30,460 --> 01:17:31,927
Another round of <i>Pac-Man.</i>
- Right.

1675
01:17:32,028 --> 01:17:34,792
Five cents for every year,
times five...

1676
01:17:34,898 --> 01:17:35,922
That's 25.
We get it.

1677
01:17:36,032 --> 01:17:37,431
That's 25 cents.
- That's a quarter.

1678
01:17:37,534 --> 01:17:39,764
But the <i>Pac-Man</i> here,
I think it's 50 cents.

1679
01:17:43,640 --> 01:17:45,801
What are you doing here?
I'm breaking you out.

1680
01:17:45,942 --> 01:17:48,308
There's a nation at war.
Are you in?

1681
01:17:48,411 --> 01:17:49,810
Aye.

1682
01:17:49,913 --> 01:17:52,211
Aye... I am, too.
Come on.

1683
01:17:52,315 --> 01:17:54,749
<i>Wheeler hasn't called me back.
Are you guys gonna make it or what?</i>

1684
01:17:54,851 --> 01:17:57,513
I don't know, Beth. I mean, I can't
speak for Wheeler, but I'll be there.

1685
01:17:57,620 --> 01:17:59,781
<i>You gotta promise me.</i>
Yeah, I promise. I just...

1686
01:17:59,889 --> 01:18:01,823
I'm helping Augie with something,
and then I'm on my way, okay?

1687
01:18:01,925 --> 01:18:04,450
<i>County courthouse, 3:00.</i>
All right.

1688
01:18:05,862 --> 01:18:08,524
Man, I'm gonna kick
some Cacedonian ass.

1689
01:18:08,631 --> 01:18:10,098
Yeah, totally.

1690
01:18:11,501 --> 01:18:12,695
It's Artonius.

1691
01:18:12,802 --> 01:18:14,269
Bid him good morrow.

1692
01:18:14,370 --> 01:18:16,133
Greetings, Artonius.

1693
01:18:16,239 --> 01:18:17,763
Get ready for some pain.

1694
01:18:18,241 --> 01:18:21,005
What? What? Wait. No, no, no.
No, you can't do that.

1695
01:18:21,110 --> 01:18:22,941
<i>You're out of Xanthia.</i>
What are you talking about?

1696
01:18:23,046 --> 01:18:24,445
<i>Sorry, Blufgan.</i>

1697
01:18:24,547 --> 01:18:25,844
Forget it, Danny.

1698
01:18:26,916 --> 01:18:28,543
They said I'm too
much of a liability.

1699
01:18:28,651 --> 01:18:31,176
They're kicking me
out of Xanthia.

1700
01:18:31,287 --> 01:18:33,221
What? Are you serious?

1701
01:18:34,557 --> 01:18:36,184
Screw them. We'll
start our own country.

1702
01:18:36,292 --> 01:18:37,350
We can't.

1703
01:18:37,460 --> 01:18:40,725
All my costumes have the same
colors and same symbols as Xanthia.

1704
01:18:40,830 --> 01:18:43,196
And besides, you can't start
a country with two people.

1705
01:18:43,299 --> 01:18:45,859
No? What's the minimum?

1706
01:18:50,039 --> 01:18:51,267
Where you going?

1707
01:18:51,741 --> 01:18:53,003
You can't go anywhere.
Come on.

1708
01:18:54,210 --> 01:18:55,677
What do you want,
asshole?

1709
01:18:55,778 --> 01:18:57,973
Actually, we
need your help.

1710
01:19:39,322 --> 01:19:41,756
I can't believe
my eyes.

1711
01:19:41,958 --> 01:19:43,949
A minotaur!

1712
01:20:06,516 --> 01:20:07,847
Augie?

1713
01:20:08,484 --> 01:20:09,746
Where are you?

1714
01:20:14,924 --> 01:20:16,255
<i>Hear he, hear he.</i>

1715
01:20:17,093 --> 01:20:20,460
This is a battle to the
last man standing,

1716
01:20:20,830 --> 01:20:23,594
and the victor
shall rule the realm.

1717
01:20:23,700 --> 01:20:27,466
There'll be no magical
rejuvenation powder today.

1718
01:20:27,570 --> 01:20:30,596
Instead, if you are killed,
you are done!

1719
01:20:31,274 --> 01:20:34,835
Fight well, and may
the best country win!

1720
01:20:38,047 --> 01:20:40,447
Stay close, like
cotton on a lamb.

1721
01:20:42,852 --> 01:20:46,049
Brothers and sisters of the
new nation of Kiss-My-Anthia,

1722
01:20:46,155 --> 01:20:50,717
I stand here before you not as
the Augie Farks you once knew.

1723
01:20:50,827 --> 01:20:53,819
Today I stand before
you a warrior!

1724
01:20:54,430 --> 01:20:55,761
For time eternal,

1725
01:20:55,865 --> 01:20:58,800
I have let the naysayers
of this world bring me down.

1726
01:20:58,901 --> 01:21:01,768
They used to say,
"You shouldn't fight.

1727
01:21:01,871 --> 01:21:04,305
"You should be
embarrassed of yourself.

1728
01:21:04,407 --> 01:21:06,807
"You look like a young
Marvin Hamlisch."

1729
01:21:06,909 --> 01:21:09,275
Well, you know what
I say to those naysayers?

1730
01:21:09,378 --> 01:21:12,279
I say nay! I will fight!

1731
01:21:12,381 --> 01:21:14,008
I will not be embarrassed!

1732
01:21:14,117 --> 01:21:16,312
Who the fuck
is Marvin Hamlisch?

1733
01:21:16,419 --> 01:21:17,647
He wrote the music
to <i>The Sting.</i>

1734
01:21:17,754 --> 01:21:18,948
That's a good movie.

1735
01:21:19,055 --> 01:21:20,682
But I don't care,

1736
01:21:21,157 --> 01:21:23,955
'cause in this moment,
doing what I love,

1737
01:21:24,060 --> 01:21:25,960
I know I have already won.

1738
01:21:26,062 --> 01:21:29,691
An honorable, albeit court-appointed,
friend once said to me,

1739
01:21:29,799 --> 01:21:31,494
"Do what makes you happy."

1740
01:21:31,601 --> 01:21:35,970
And nothing would make me happier
than to fight alongside you brave men.

1741
01:21:36,906 --> 01:21:38,897
When the elders
speak of this day,

1742
01:21:39,008 --> 01:21:41,442
they will speak of the courage
of Kiss-My-Anthia.

1743
01:21:41,544 --> 01:21:43,136
Of the Spaceman.

1744
01:21:44,781 --> 01:21:46,146
The Demon.

1745
01:21:47,784 --> 01:21:49,274
The Starchild.

1746
01:21:50,653 --> 01:21:52,416
And me, the Cat!

1747
01:21:52,522 --> 01:21:55,389
So let us raise
our swords in victory,

1748
01:21:55,491 --> 01:21:57,391
crank this shit up to 11,

1749
01:21:57,493 --> 01:21:59,688
and let's rip this
realm a new asshole!

1750
01:21:59,796 --> 01:22:00,785
Yeah!

1751
01:22:00,897 --> 01:22:03,195
Yeah! What the fuck
are we talking about?

1752
01:22:03,299 --> 01:22:07,395
May Xanthia and
Kiss-My-Anthia be allies.

1753
01:22:07,503 --> 01:22:12,133
King Argotron be damned.
We fight with you.

1754
01:22:12,241 --> 01:22:14,334
Thank you, friends.
Your honor is great.

1755
01:22:14,443 --> 01:22:17,935
Come. Let us gingerly
touch our tips.

1756
01:22:19,348 --> 01:22:21,617
Game on!

1757
01:22:37,633 --> 01:22:38,861
Yeah!

1758
01:22:47,777 --> 01:22:50,644
Once we pass this point,
there's no turning back.

1759
01:22:50,746 --> 01:22:52,338
It's a fight
to the death!

1760
01:22:52,448 --> 01:22:54,348
About time!
Let's rip this shit up!

1761
01:22:54,450 --> 01:22:56,077
Yeah!
Yeah!

1762
01:22:58,654 --> 01:23:01,214
Yeah. Oh, snap! No!

1763
01:23:01,324 --> 01:23:02,916
Come on. No!

1764
01:23:04,160 --> 01:23:06,651
Augie, what the hell?
Your boys just killed me!

1765
01:23:06,762 --> 01:23:10,391
Retreat! Go! Like the leopard!
Like the leopard!

1766
01:23:12,368 --> 01:23:14,029
Oh, Saint Venise!

1767
01:23:17,506 --> 01:23:19,201
<i>Et tu,</i> you two?

1768
01:23:20,409 --> 01:23:21,808
What the hell's going on?

1769
01:23:21,911 --> 01:23:24,505
They killed you, so you have to
die an honorable and noble death.

1770
01:23:24,614 --> 01:23:26,548
Okay. I think I can do that.

1771
01:23:36,025 --> 01:23:37,617
Not bad.
Blufgan.

1772
01:23:37,727 --> 01:23:39,251
Kuzzik.

1773
01:23:39,362 --> 01:23:41,057
Fulfill your
destiny, Blufgan.

1774
01:23:41,163 --> 01:23:42,289
Yes.
Kill the king.

1775
01:23:42,398 --> 01:23:43,592
I will.
Kill the king.

1776
01:23:43,699 --> 01:23:44,825
I will, Kuzzik!

1777
01:23:44,934 --> 01:23:46,265
Go. Go.

1778
01:23:46,836 --> 01:23:48,701
Go. Go.

1779
01:23:54,510 --> 01:23:57,035
Take that, you
lily-livered coward!

1780
01:23:58,681 --> 01:24:00,581
Hey.
Hey. Where the hell are you guys?

1781
01:24:00,683 --> 01:24:02,173
I cannot stall any longer.

1782
01:24:02,285 --> 01:24:04,583
I'm at Jefferson Park.
Look. I can't talk right now.

1783
01:24:04,687 --> 01:24:07,451
I'm in the middle of
battling a Cacedonian.

1784
01:24:07,556 --> 01:24:09,421
Beth, I gotta help Augie.
I gotta go.

1785
01:24:09,525 --> 01:24:11,220
<i>Fucking Cacedonian ass.</i>

1786
01:24:11,327 --> 01:24:14,262
What? Hello. What?

1787
01:24:20,536 --> 01:24:21,764
Bitch!

1788
01:24:21,871 --> 01:24:23,736
Retreat to the castle!

1789
01:24:27,543 --> 01:24:29,807
Long live Xanthia!

1790
01:24:43,192 --> 01:24:45,092
You lost an arm, honey!

1791
01:24:47,763 --> 01:24:49,321
Nice one, dude.

1792
01:24:49,999 --> 01:24:52,024
Hey, Esplen.
Thanks.

1793
01:24:57,106 --> 01:24:59,574
Okay. See you.
See you.

1794
01:25:02,244 --> 01:25:03,905
Die, coward!

1795
01:25:04,013 --> 01:25:05,878
Cacedonia
is to rule forever!

1796
01:25:07,783 --> 01:25:09,614
What a scene.

1797
01:25:22,832 --> 01:25:25,562
Okay. We lost a man,
but we can still do this.

1798
01:25:25,668 --> 01:25:28,193
It's not the manpower.
It's the power of the man.

1799
01:25:28,337 --> 01:25:29,929
Shit, this kid really
jacks you up.

1800
01:25:30,039 --> 01:25:31,768
I want you to go left
through these trees.

1801
01:25:31,874 --> 01:25:33,000
His lackeys
are pretty strong,

1802
01:25:33,109 --> 01:25:35,339
but Davith of Glencracken
is the one you want.

1803
01:25:35,444 --> 01:25:37,605
He's the one built
like a brick shithouse.

1804
01:25:39,482 --> 01:25:40,779
Leave it to us, Augie.

1805
01:25:40,883 --> 01:25:42,680
Good luck, <i>mi amigos!</i>

1806
01:25:44,353 --> 01:25:48,312
Thanks for doing this.
- I'm doing it for the kids, not for you.

1807
01:26:00,636 --> 01:26:01,864
Come on.

1808
01:26:09,178 --> 01:26:11,476
Feel the steel
of my hammer!

1809
01:26:18,821 --> 01:26:21,255
Hey, hey! Okay! Okay!
I'm dead! I'm dead!

1810
01:26:21,357 --> 01:26:23,484
Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
It's fun though, right?

1811
01:26:23,592 --> 01:26:25,423
It's a blast.
It's contagious. I know.

1812
01:26:25,528 --> 01:26:27,120
Totally.
Come back next year.

1813
01:26:27,229 --> 01:26:28,355
I will. Thanks. Okay.

1814
01:26:28,464 --> 01:26:29,829
We need people.
Give me your e-mail.

1815
01:26:38,407 --> 01:26:40,875
Dude, you saved my life.

1816
01:26:40,976 --> 01:26:43,410
I did what any good
coworker would do.

1817
01:26:43,512 --> 01:26:46,640
I honestly can't say
I would do the same for you.

1818
01:26:46,749 --> 01:26:49,809
You would, Danny,
because you're my friend.

1819
01:26:50,619 --> 01:26:52,644
I want to hear you say it.

1820
01:26:53,556 --> 01:26:55,217
Come on.
Say it.

1821
01:26:57,526 --> 01:26:58,857
I'm your friend.

1822
01:26:59,795 --> 01:27:01,820
Will you hold me?
No.

1823
01:27:01,931 --> 01:27:03,262
Kiss on the cheek?
No.

1824
01:27:03,365 --> 01:27:05,765
Hug me. I don't want to
do any of that.

1825
01:27:05,868 --> 01:27:09,031
Oh, no. Oh, no.

1826
01:27:09,138 --> 01:27:10,537
Aren't you dead yet?

1827
01:27:10,639 --> 01:27:12,266
Very close, Starchild.

1828
01:27:12,374 --> 01:27:13,966
The end is near.

1829
01:27:20,382 --> 01:27:21,906
Sleep, friend.

1830
01:27:23,886 --> 01:27:25,979
They can't hurt you now.

1831
01:27:30,726 --> 01:27:33,194
Right in the ball
sack. Fuck.

1832
01:27:34,697 --> 01:27:36,597
All right. I'm
gonna get a beer.

1833
01:27:36,732 --> 01:27:38,661
Hold your ground!

1834
01:27:39,435 --> 01:27:40,561
Enclose, stab.

1835
01:27:40,669 --> 01:27:42,136
As you command.

1836
01:27:42,238 --> 01:27:43,762
Yes, my lord.
North.

1837
01:27:44,907 --> 01:27:47,137
Davith is gone.
Nice work.

1838
01:27:47,243 --> 01:27:48,870
Where's Spaceman?

1839
01:27:53,983 --> 01:27:56,281
I don't think there's many
warriors left, you know.

1840
01:27:56,385 --> 01:27:57,579
If I could just get
him one-on-one,

1841
01:27:57,686 --> 01:27:59,483
I swear I could take him.
I could take him down.

1842
01:27:59,588 --> 01:28:02,489
Hold up, dude.
Methinks I have a plan.

1843
01:28:04,960 --> 01:28:07,793
Hey, King! King!

1844
01:28:08,831 --> 01:28:10,856
It's that guy from
The Burger Hole.

1845
01:28:10,966 --> 01:28:13,298
Oh, he seems
to be wounded.

1846
01:28:13,402 --> 01:28:14,630
Shall I take him out, sire?

1847
01:28:14,737 --> 01:28:17,205
Nay. This one is mine.

1848
01:28:27,816 --> 01:28:31,081
Well! Well, well.

1849
01:28:35,357 --> 01:28:39,123
Looks like thou art fell for
the oldest trick in the scroll.

1850
01:28:51,974 --> 01:28:55,535
Now you will kneel
before the king.

1851
01:28:55,644 --> 01:28:59,080
Oh, drag. I really wanted to
win that pointy little hat.

1852
01:28:59,181 --> 01:29:02,446
It's a crown!

1853
01:29:10,392 --> 01:29:12,087
Cacedonia!

1854
01:29:14,296 --> 01:29:15,354
You!

1855
01:29:17,566 --> 01:29:18,692
Shit.

1856
01:29:24,306 --> 01:29:27,139
Argotron. Face me,
if ye be brave enough.

1857
01:29:27,243 --> 01:29:29,370
Didn't I teach you
a lesson the last time?

1858
01:29:29,478 --> 01:29:32,936
I think you're afraid
I'm gonna kill you again.

1859
01:29:34,583 --> 01:29:36,551
Go get them, Augie!

1860
01:29:36,652 --> 01:29:38,984
You shut up, whore!
My mom is not a whore!

1861
01:29:39,088 --> 01:29:40,487
Yes, she is!

1862
01:29:47,930 --> 01:29:49,830
He could actually win.
It's anyone's game.

1863
01:29:49,932 --> 01:29:51,126
Go, Blufgan!

1864
01:29:51,233 --> 01:29:52,666
Yo, Augie! Fuck
his shit up, man!

1865
01:30:12,755 --> 01:30:14,188
Screw it!

1866
01:30:14,290 --> 01:30:15,314
Bad decision.

1867
01:30:15,424 --> 01:30:17,153
No, it's a good decision.

1868
01:30:22,398 --> 01:30:23,797
Oh, shit!

1869
01:30:32,341 --> 01:30:34,434
It's okay.
I don't need it.

1870
01:30:44,086 --> 01:30:45,178
Hey!

1871
01:30:46,055 --> 01:30:47,784
Please. No.

1872
01:31:14,783 --> 01:31:16,114
Yeah!
Yeah!

1873
01:31:16,218 --> 01:31:17,310
That's what
I'm talking about!

1874
01:31:17,419 --> 01:31:18,511
Yes!

1875
01:31:20,089 --> 01:31:22,114
The gods have
played a coup.

1876
01:31:22,224 --> 01:31:25,216
Blufgan is the last man
standing of them all!

1877
01:31:26,428 --> 01:31:30,194
All hail King Blufgan!

1878
01:31:30,933 --> 01:31:32,924
Hail, Blufgan!

1879
01:31:36,405 --> 01:31:37,838
Yeah!
Yeah!

1880
01:31:51,653 --> 01:31:53,746
What? Esplen is still alive?

1881
01:31:55,457 --> 01:31:56,446
Esplen!

1882
01:31:56,558 --> 01:31:58,651
I was hiding in the
bushes the whole time.

1883
01:31:58,761 --> 01:32:00,092
That's a pretty
smart strategy.

1884
01:32:00,195 --> 01:32:03,028
Thanks.
Sorry I killed you.

1885
01:32:03,132 --> 01:32:04,656
It's okay.

1886
01:32:04,767 --> 01:32:08,828
All hail Queen Esplen
of Navalore!

1887
01:32:09,138 --> 01:32:11,436
Hail, Esplen!

1888
01:32:17,646 --> 01:32:21,446
Game end!

1889
01:32:23,419 --> 01:32:27,552
One slice to the king's chest
and down like a sack of elderberries!

1890
01:32:30,125 --> 01:32:31,683
You did good, Augie.

1891
01:32:31,794 --> 01:32:33,386
I mean, a girl did beat you,

1892
01:32:33,495 --> 01:32:36,055
but it's definitely not as
gay as I thought it would be.

1893
01:32:36,165 --> 01:32:39,362
You were incredible.
Second place!

1894
01:32:39,468 --> 01:32:42,232
That's like a silver medal. Kind of
makes you hungry for the gold, huh?

1895
01:32:43,572 --> 01:32:47,167
No, but we...
Serious, we are very, very proud of you.

1896
01:32:47,276 --> 01:32:49,938
Thanks for trying to
be nice, Mom. Jim.

1897
01:33:03,759 --> 01:33:05,420
Hail, Esplen!

1898
01:33:06,195 --> 01:33:07,457
Congratulations.

1899
01:33:07,563 --> 01:33:08,791
I can't believe I won.

1900
01:33:08,897 --> 01:33:11,127
When I killed you,
I was, like, "No way."

1901
01:33:11,233 --> 01:33:14,202
Yeah, well, the crown looks
very good on you, very regal.

1902
01:33:14,303 --> 01:33:16,601
Thanks.
I liked your whiskers.

1903
01:33:16,705 --> 01:33:18,138
Thanks.
Was that eyeliner?

1904
01:33:18,240 --> 01:33:20,367
Yeah, I just drew them on.

1905
01:33:20,476 --> 01:33:21,670
It looked good.

1906
01:33:21,777 --> 01:33:24,143
Thanks.
I have two cats, so...

1907
01:33:24,246 --> 01:33:26,942
Oh. Okay. Cool.

1908
01:33:27,049 --> 01:33:28,573
So, Augie,

1909
01:33:29,651 --> 01:33:33,451
now that I'm queen,
I was wondering if maybe

1910
01:33:34,623 --> 01:33:36,250
you'd wanna be my king?

1911
01:33:36,358 --> 01:33:38,952
Yeah. I'd love that.

1912
01:33:40,395 --> 01:33:42,693
Should...
Should I kiss you now?

1913
01:33:51,006 --> 01:33:52,371
Fuck, yeah.

1914
01:33:58,814 --> 01:34:01,715
Do you know the
song <i>Beth?</i> By Kiss?

1915
01:34:02,150 --> 01:34:04,380
You did a really good
thing tonight, Wheeler.

1916
01:34:04,486 --> 01:34:05,783
Yeah. They'll probably
double our sentence

1917
01:34:05,888 --> 01:34:07,378
for not showing up to the
hearing this afternoon.

1918
01:34:07,489 --> 01:34:10,890
Well, listen. I got a long-standing
relationship with this judge,

1919
01:34:10,993 --> 01:34:14,224
and I don't want to get too graphic,
but I used to suck his dick for drugs.

1920
01:34:14,329 --> 01:34:15,853
Oh.
He got me my junk.

1921
01:34:15,964 --> 01:34:19,229
Long story short, you
guys are not going to jail.

1922
01:34:19,334 --> 01:34:21,734
Are you BSing me?
'Cause I know you're the best BSer.

1923
01:34:21,837 --> 01:34:22,861
No, I'm being straight
with you, man.

1924
01:34:24,237 --> 01:34:25,169
Shit. Thank you.

1925
01:34:25,272 --> 01:34:26,239
Whoa! Okay.

1926
01:34:26,373 --> 01:34:27,362
Thank you so much.
All right.

1927
01:34:27,474 --> 01:34:29,066
Hey, what's going on here?

1928
01:34:30,777 --> 01:34:33,302
So speaking of whatever you
guys were just talking about,

1929
01:34:33,413 --> 01:34:37,907
I happen to know a really nice
Italian restaurant in Manhattan Beach,

1930
01:34:38,018 --> 01:34:40,578
and I would love to take you
if you're interested.

1931
01:34:40,687 --> 01:34:42,177
Sure, Martin.

1932
01:34:42,355 --> 01:34:44,755
I just hope we're talking
pasta and not pussy.

1933
01:34:44,858 --> 01:34:47,827
Well, I was talking about
two adults having some pasta,

1934
01:34:47,928 --> 01:34:51,125
and, yes, I was kinda hoping
that it would lead to some pussy.

1935
01:34:51,231 --> 01:34:53,096
call it out there.

1936
01:34:53,200 --> 01:34:54,758
I mean, what are we after here?
Okay.

1937
01:34:54,868 --> 01:34:58,634
Quiet down! Quiet down!
Gather round, ye nobles!

1938
01:35:14,369 --> 01:35:17,566
<i>Beth, I hear you calling</i>

1939
01:35:17,673 --> 01:35:21,803
<i>But I can't come</i>
<i>home right now</i>

1940
01:35:21,910 --> 01:35:25,437
<i>'Cause me and the</i>
<i>boys are slaying</i>

1941
01:35:25,547 --> 01:35:29,745
<i>And we just can't</i>
<i>find the sound</i>

1942
01:35:30,586 --> 01:35:32,816
<i>None of these lyrics</i>

1943
01:35:33,989 --> 01:35:37,083
<i>Have anything to do</i>
<i>with what I want to say</i>

1944
01:35:38,126 --> 01:35:40,526
<i>But it's got a pretty melody</i>

1945
01:35:41,296 --> 01:35:43,958
<i>And I get to sing your name</i>

1946
01:35:45,567 --> 01:35:47,592
<i>That seems pretty cool</i>

1947
01:35:50,505 --> 01:35:53,030
<i>Beth, you are so awesome</i>

1948
01:35:53,675 --> 01:35:57,372
<i>And I miss you so much</i>

1949
01:35:57,479 --> 01:35:59,003
<i>Your beautiful smile</i>

1950
01:35:59,114 --> 01:36:02,379
<i>And your positive attitude</i>
<i>and your whispering eye</i>

1951
01:36:05,587 --> 01:36:08,351
<i>We don't have to get married</i>

1952
01:36:08,457 --> 01:36:11,517
<i>But I'm still in love with you</i>

1953
01:36:12,394 --> 01:36:15,386
<i>We can just be together</i>

1954
01:36:16,298 --> 01:36:19,199
<i>Like Tim Robbins</i>
<i>and Susan Sarandon</i>

1955
01:36:19,301 --> 01:36:20,859
Good actors.

1956
01:36:21,303 --> 01:36:22,634
<i>Tim and Sue</i>

1957
01:36:24,640 --> 01:36:27,871
<i>Beth, I am so</i>
<i>lonely without you</i>

1958
01:36:27,976 --> 01:36:30,968
<i>And I hope we'll be all right</i>

1959
01:36:32,414 --> 01:36:34,575
<i>You and me should make up</i>

1960
01:36:37,185 --> 01:36:41,053
<i>Tonight</i>

1961
01:36:43,325 --> 01:36:45,384
And the kiss!

1962
01:36:46,295 --> 01:36:47,387
Nice.

1963
01:37:32,007 --> 01:37:34,635
Hey, what does this
look like to you?

1964
01:37:40,215 --> 01:37:42,877
Hey.
- How you doing?

1965
01:37:44,419 --> 01:37:45,852
Yeah.
Yeah.

1966
01:37:51,893 --> 01:37:53,224
Yes, sir.
Yeah.

1967
01:37:54,296 --> 01:37:55,285
Put it back in.

1968
01:37:55,397 --> 01:37:57,262
Ouch. Ouch.
Oh, yeah, yeah.

1969
01:37:57,766 --> 01:37:59,233
There you go.

1970
01:38:01,403 --> 01:38:02,363
Ow!