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(1962年,伊利諾州,卡本代爾)

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抱歉

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你好

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我喜歡這樣的你

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什麼意思?

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你真的很...

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美國人

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而你卻...

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完全不是

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太棒了!我的好女孩!

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{\an8}何西,你太年輕了不能結婚

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{\an8}我已經大到可以和卡洛斯一起上飛機

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{\an8}靠我自己從零開始

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{\an8}何西,我不會再說第二次

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{\an8}不准結婚,你們都太年輕了

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{\an8}不要這麼蠢!

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{\an8}總有一天,我會鼓起勇氣告訴你
你對我的傷害有多大

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“何西”是西班牙語的“喬瑟夫”嗎?

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是的,沒錯

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喬瑟夫是個好名字

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你根本不願意正眼看他!

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你必須要停下來

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- 好好想一想
- 你不懂,媽,我愛他!

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很高興認識你,我們走吧

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沒關係的...

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我們不需要她

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我們只需要彼此

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我現在宣布你們結為夫妻

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好像做夢一樣

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我是凱蒂梅內德斯

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的確是夢

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這是美國夢

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我會給你一切

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遠遠超乎你的想像

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《怪物:梅內德斯弒親兄弟檔》

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我恨我的小孩

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不如就直接說出來吧

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反正你有一天也會從我身上挖出來

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他們真的是寄生蟲

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不只是我的孩子,所有孩子都是

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他們還在你體內時
就會吸走你骨頭裡的鈣質

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他們毀了你的身體,把你...

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生吞活剝

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我的孩子?

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我不曉得,萊爾?

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你不能辭職,你只工作了一個月

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媽!我從我的洗衣籃裡找到的錢

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都比在那裡賺的還多

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你懂不懂?

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萊爾讓我很害怕

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而艾瑞克...

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幹!

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艾瑞克很可悲

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但我還是用自己的方式愛著他們

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真的

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當他們熟睡時

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我還是能感覺到跟他們的連結

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臍帶還是把我們繫在一起

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夜深人靜時
我還能想起他們小時候的模樣

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然後我又會愛上他們

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但大多時候

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我幾乎認不出他們

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就好像透過起霧的玻璃
看我的人生一樣

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我們之間有距離

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至於我先生呢?

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我被他排除在外

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何西從沒給我足夠的關注

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我生了萊爾和艾瑞克

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而他們把何西從我身邊搶走

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那兩個男孩
總是想要奪去我人生所愛

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那兩個男孩,還有他一直在上的女人

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她叫做露易絲

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他們幾年來一直藕斷絲連

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我懂,我真的懂

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他只是想逃離家裡的一團混亂

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所謂混亂就是萊爾和艾瑞克

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我唯一能做的事就是裝修房子

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之後一定會很美

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何西讓我自由發揮

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而且我下禮拜安排了臉部拉皮手術

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我異常樂觀看待這件事

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希望假期前就能復原

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我想何西會很喜歡

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算是聖誕節之前的小小熱身

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- 這個呢?
- 不錯

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不行,綠色太傳統了,對吧?

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我都為你拉皮了,你卻什麼都不說?

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我替你付手術費的時候就說了

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你看起來很棒、很有精神

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你看起來很漂亮,但是...

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你得注意一下你的身材,拜託

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我要你再減四公斤

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孩子們呢?我跟他們說過不要遲到

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那我們還有時間把樹換掉

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每個房間都要一棵
抱歉,我需要你幫忙

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綠色的就很棒了,就那棵吧,拜託

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今天是平安夜

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一切都要很完美
不能只是不錯,要很完美

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該死,他們來了

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還不能讓他們進來

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先不要讓他們進來

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你們去哪裡了?我說過了

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什麼意思?我們剛剛去參加聖誕派對

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我說今晚要拆禮物
因為萊爾明天有一場比賽

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- 爸,今天是平安夜
- 等一下

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今天是平安夜
但你明天早上有網球比賽

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是假日聯賽

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所以我們今晚就要拆禮物

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所以我才叫你們要準時,好嗎?

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聖誕快樂!

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他來了

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你看起來真帥,聖誕老人

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謝謝你

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聖誕快樂,這是給你的,甜心

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“甜心”

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- 艾瑞克,聖誕老人結婚了吧?
- 是啊

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媽,你怎麼能那樣對他太太?

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這是給你的

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這給你

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哇,是一本書

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太棒了

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有禮物要給你們的媽媽嗎?

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沒有人說今年要準備禮物

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我說過了

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我說過聖誕節要互相送禮

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打開吧...

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太美了,親愛的

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裡面只有那個嗎?

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什麼?

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我說裡面只有那條手鍊嗎?

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天啊,一輛車?

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一輛賓士?

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聖誕老人!

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真的嗎?聖誕老人!我得去看看!

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看看她

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是敞篷車!

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天啊!我得讓艾莉西亞看看!

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我馬上回來

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這就是愛,你們看,這就是愛

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好了,打開你們的

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真棒,媽得到賓士,而我們得到書

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你真體貼,爸

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沒錯,是一本書

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你媽和我剛搬到紐約時

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我唯一能找到的工作就是洗碗工

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在古巴幾乎是皇室
在美國只能當下人,對吧?

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清理別人餐盤上的唾液和穢物

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那是唯一願意僱用我的地方

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當時店經理有一本書

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我會在休息時間讀那本書,從不間斷

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這本書成了我的聖經

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教我如何成為這個國家的重要人物

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為什麼有那麼多段落被塗黑了

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我把廢話都塗掉了,裡面有很多廢話

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但剩下的那些字...

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你們要做的...聽我說

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你們要學習這些金玉良言,牢記在心

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“今天,我要成為我情緒的主宰”

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“今天,我要成為我情緒的主宰

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從這一刻起
我可以控制我體內甦醒的任何性格

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我要透過正向的行動來控制我的心情

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控制了心情

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我就能控制我的命運”

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好嗎?孩子們

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喂?

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- 請問是何西梅內德斯嗎?
- 我就是

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這裡是洛杉磯警長辦公室
我是米爾斯警探

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你好,請問有什麼事?

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先生,你的孩子在這裡

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我的孩子?什麼意思?我兒子?

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是的,我們今天早上逮捕了他們

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我們認為他們
與這一區的連續竊盜事件有關

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(洛杉磯警長辦公室)

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爸,等一下

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- 爸
- 上車

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我們沒有偷那些房子,我們沒有

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爸,我和艾瑞克只是...

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我們知道你必須放下工作,對不起

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我們想告訴你我們非常感激你

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該死!

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該死

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該死

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給我待在車裡!

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離...

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離我遠一點,拜託

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爸?

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你有看到水池在這裡嗎?

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我想移到這裡

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你要把錦鯉池移動60公分?

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好,那麼...

191
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光是這個和新的淋浴間
預算就要多一倍了

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什麼淋浴間?

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我們沒有要裝修浴室

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你先生說他想要
有很多蓮蓬頭的淋浴間

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他說要像羅馬浴場一樣

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我們要搬家了

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我在比佛利山找到一棟房子

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我們一週內就要搬走

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什麼?因為那些黴菌嗎?

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何西,太誇張了,只是一點黴菌而已

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不是黴菌,是我們的兒子

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因為他們是重罪犯,他們犯了罪

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他們在這裡組織犯罪集團

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梅內德斯的名聲毀了

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在這裡已經毀了

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我們要去沒有人
認識我們的地方重新開始

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在那裡我可以監督...

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我們作為一個家庭的康復過程

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我臉都丟光了,凱蒂

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這是我夢想中的家

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留著,你繼續裝修

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我們先去比佛利山,等艾瑞克上大學

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再過幾年我們就回來這裡

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到那個時候
希望兩個孩子給我帶來的壞名聲

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已經成為遙遠的記憶

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我可以放心走在這些街道上
不必擔心他們

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麥可,真高興見到你,你好嗎?

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好嗎?

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我知道,親愛的

220
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開始打包吧

221
00:13:16,839 --> 00:13:17,965
拿著

222
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等等,不要放那邊,先放休閒室

223
00:13:36,859 --> 00:13:37,734
喂?

224
00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:39,361
你好,我是何西梅內德斯

225
00:13:40,445 --> 00:13:42,990
我兒子說的話都不能相信

226
00:13:42,990 --> 00:13:44,950
他們是騙子,他們很會說謊

227
00:13:44,950 --> 00:13:46,243
他們是反社會分子

228
00:13:46,243 --> 00:13:48,787
你必須先知道這點,好嗎?

229
00:13:48,787 --> 00:13:51,290
我是因為法院命令才帶他們去找你

230
00:13:51,290 --> 00:13:53,000
我希望你治好他們

231
00:13:53,584 --> 00:13:55,919
我不確定目前有誰能辦到

232
00:13:55,919 --> 00:13:58,380
但祝你好運,明天見

233
00:14:07,931 --> 00:14:09,558
我們會去偷東西...

234
00:14:10,267 --> 00:14:13,061
很多方面來說,我們是在求救

235
00:14:16,899 --> 00:14:19,276
- 我們過得很辛苦
- 對

236
00:14:19,818 --> 00:14:20,819
還有...

237
00:14:22,446 --> 00:14:24,698
家裡不一定是最溫暖的地方,所以...

238
00:14:24,698 --> 00:14:26,575
為什麼說家裡不溫暖?

239
00:14:26,575 --> 00:14:29,077
是啊,家裡怎樣不溫暖?說啊

240
00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:31,455
衣服嗎?還是什麼?

241
00:14:32,164 --> 00:14:37,836
很難花幾千美元買衣服和鞋子嗎?

242
00:14:37,836 --> 00:14:40,547
- 不,梅內德斯先生
- 閉嘴

243
00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:42,507
付你薪水的是我,你很清楚

244
00:14:42,507 --> 00:14:48,013
難道你們的媽媽和我
沒有給過你們上百次機會嗎?

245
00:14:48,847 --> 00:14:50,724
難道你們兩個

246
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:55,395
沒有得到想要和需要的一切嗎?

247
00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:58,231
我完全聽不懂你他媽在講什麼

248
00:14:58,815 --> 00:14:59,816
好

249
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:01,401
醫生?

250
00:15:02,694 --> 00:15:05,238
天啊,你們兩個真的是...

251
00:15:05,906 --> 00:15:07,074
笑話

252
00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:08,909
他們是該死的笑話

253
00:15:08,909 --> 00:15:10,369
走吧,站起來

254
00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:14,414
你站起來,我們要去吃中華料理

255
00:15:18,335 --> 00:15:19,211
好

256
00:15:19,795 --> 00:15:21,421
祝你愉快,醫生

257
00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:23,966
這兩個孩子是我們的驕傲與喜悅

258
00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:29,388
你想再複習一遍嗎?

259
00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:32,057
好啊,有何不可?

260
00:15:33,308 --> 00:15:35,560
梅努多樂團的成員都是小孩

261
00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:37,020
他們長大時怎麼辦?

262
00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:39,189
更糟的是,他們要更多錢怎麼辦?

263
00:15:39,189 --> 00:15:42,359
當梅努多的成員開始變聲

264
00:15:42,359 --> 00:15:45,070
他就會被更年輕的表演者取代

265
00:15:46,154 --> 00:15:49,324
當梅努多樂隊的成員要求更多錢

266
00:15:49,324 --> 00:15:51,493
他也會被另一個表演者取代

267
00:15:52,911 --> 00:15:55,080
該死,是我造成的嗎?

268
00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:58,208
我的孩子

269
00:15:59,543 --> 00:16:01,503
你覺得是我讓他們變成這樣嗎?

270
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:03,171
什麼樣子?

271
00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:07,259
完全沒用又懶惰的混帳東西

272
00:16:07,843 --> 00:16:09,011
是我的錯嗎?

273
00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:10,387
怎麼會是你的錯?

274
00:16:10,387 --> 00:16:12,597
拜託,你知道我在說什麼

275
00:16:12,597 --> 00:16:15,600
我來到這個國家時才16歲

276
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,227
16歲而已

277
00:16:18,437 --> 00:16:20,981
我家人把我送上飛機,我一無所有

278
00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:23,692
我在這裡只認識一個人

279
00:16:24,401 --> 00:16:26,403
我是說...

280
00:16:26,903 --> 00:16:27,904
抱歉

281
00:16:29,031 --> 00:16:31,158
這個故事你已經聽膩了吧

282
00:16:31,158 --> 00:16:32,409
其實我沒聽過

283
00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:35,620
你愛你的妻子和孩子

284
00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:37,414
你從底層開始工作

285
00:16:37,414 --> 00:16:41,418
不會說英文,只會打雜、掃地之類的

286
00:16:41,418 --> 00:16:43,420
然後你遇到你深愛的女人

287
00:16:43,420 --> 00:16:47,966
她會為你生下兩個漂亮的孩子
兩個兒子

288
00:16:49,009 --> 00:16:51,053
然後,你覺得非常感激

289
00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:52,471
感激她和這個國家

290
00:16:52,471 --> 00:16:56,475
你想為他們付出一切,傾盡所有

291
00:16:57,142 --> 00:16:58,143
但是...

292
00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:01,063
從他們身上

293
00:17:01,063 --> 00:17:03,607
我只看到那種
把一切視為理所當然的態度

294
00:17:04,566 --> 00:17:06,568
你拚了老命

295
00:17:06,568 --> 00:17:09,196
你為了這一切努力奮鬥

296
00:17:09,196 --> 00:17:13,366
但他們只想要茶來伸手,飯來張口

297
00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:15,118
他們只會張開貪婪的嘴

298
00:17:15,118 --> 00:17:17,370
不想付出、不想努力、不想犧牲

299
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:18,622
我替他們感到丟臉

300
00:17:18,622 --> 00:17:22,042
我也替我自己的養育方式感到丟臉

301
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:26,046
應該讓他們自己努力的

302
00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:28,048
抱歉,對不起

303
00:17:28,924 --> 00:17:33,303
結果他們現在卻
過著這種顛三倒四的生活

304
00:17:33,303 --> 00:17:35,305
你不是個壞爸爸,何西

305
00:17:35,931 --> 00:17:37,140
請別介意我這樣說

306
00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:39,059
你有時候的確對他們很嚴厲

307
00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:43,021
但此時此刻,我還有什麼選擇?

308
00:17:43,021 --> 00:17:46,691
告訴我,你覺得我喜歡那樣嗎?

309
00:17:46,691 --> 00:17:48,860
你覺得我喜歡對他們大呼小叫?

310
00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:50,987
不,我不喜歡

311
00:17:50,987 --> 00:17:53,490
但如果我不大吼,不威脅他們

312
00:17:53,490 --> 00:17:55,534
那兩個小王八蛋根本不會聽

313
00:17:55,534 --> 00:17:57,452
他們闖進別人家

314
00:17:57,452 --> 00:17:59,955
賣人家的傳家寶

315
00:17:59,955 --> 00:18:01,414
到底在搞什麼鬼?

316
00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:03,250
那不是你做的

317
00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:04,417
不是我做的嗎?

318
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:08,338
我不曉得,我覺得是我

319
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:11,883
我想是我做的,沒錯

320
00:18:13,093 --> 00:18:14,094
靠

321
00:18:16,096 --> 00:18:17,097
靠

322
00:18:32,362 --> 00:18:34,197
現在我該怎麼辦?瑪西

323
00:18:36,575 --> 00:18:37,534
面對這一切

324
00:18:39,995 --> 00:18:41,037
我該怎麼辦?

325
00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:44,374
這樣下去不是辦法

326
00:18:47,043 --> 00:18:48,170
這樣沒有用

327
00:18:49,337 --> 00:18:51,298
我該拿他們怎麼辦?

328
00:18:59,014 --> 00:18:59,973
你在做什麼?

329
00:19:01,016 --> 00:19:02,767
我只是在喝咖啡

330
00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:06,104
親愛的,現在是早上五點半

331
00:19:06,605 --> 00:19:08,273
我不愛你,凱蒂

332
00:19:09,900 --> 00:19:11,359
我不愛我們的兒子

333
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:14,112
我不愛這個家

334
00:19:15,071 --> 00:19:17,324
我覺得這個家真的很失敗

335
00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:20,994
我很失敗,但親愛的...

336
00:19:22,454 --> 00:19:23,663
天啊,你...

337
00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:25,916
你也很失敗,你是酒鬼,只會嗑藥

338
00:19:25,916 --> 00:19:26,958
別說了

339
00:19:26,958 --> 00:19:29,127
我從來沒愛過你

340
00:19:31,171 --> 00:19:33,340
我只想要有個家庭,就這樣

341
00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:34,549
那是我的夢想

342
00:19:35,717 --> 00:19:36,593
你知道嗎?

343
00:19:36,593 --> 00:19:39,054
這個夢想破滅了

344
00:19:39,054 --> 00:19:40,138
幹

345
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:43,183
你為什麼要這樣?

346
00:19:43,183 --> 00:19:45,852
我要搭飛機去紐約了

347
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:49,356
我得為這個家多賺點錢

348
00:19:49,356 --> 00:19:52,067
因為這個家需要的就是更多的錢

349
00:19:52,067 --> 00:19:53,610
我無法再說謊了

350
00:19:53,610 --> 00:19:55,570
我不能再說我愛你了,因為我不愛

351
00:19:55,570 --> 00:19:58,073
我不能再說我愛這個家了
因為我不愛

352
00:19:58,073 --> 00:20:00,492
- 我沒辦法
- 你一定是喝醉才這樣說

353
00:20:00,492 --> 00:20:02,369
我沒喝醉,我沒有

354
00:20:03,954 --> 00:20:07,415
很抱歉,但我是認真的,凱蒂

355
00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:09,542
我是認真的

356
00:20:10,627 --> 00:20:11,962
謝了,何西

357
00:20:13,672 --> 00:20:14,965
替我跟你女友問好

358
00:20:14,965 --> 00:20:16,258
你說你厭倦說謊

359
00:20:16,258 --> 00:20:17,759
那為什麼要繼續這個謊言?

360
00:20:17,759 --> 00:20:19,928
你站在那裡一臉正經告訴我

361
00:20:19,928 --> 00:20:21,137
你從沒愛過我?

362
00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:23,014
真是可恥,你說謊!

363
00:20:24,224 --> 00:20:27,560
你對我一見鍾情,何西梅內德斯

364
00:20:28,645 --> 00:20:31,189
你全心全意愛著我

365
00:20:31,189 --> 00:20:32,732
你崇拜我

366
00:20:33,525 --> 00:20:35,318
關於我的一切你都愛

367
00:20:36,486 --> 00:20:38,363
別在那裡說你不愛我

368
00:20:38,363 --> 00:20:39,572
因為你愛我

369
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:45,996
我看起來不好,我根本就一塌糊塗

370
00:20:47,455 --> 00:20:49,165
我應付不了我們的孩子

371
00:20:50,041 --> 00:20:52,294
萊爾嚇死我了

372
00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:56,881
我想要自殺,你知道嗎?

373
00:20:58,633 --> 00:21:00,677
但沒有成功,我失敗了

374
00:21:01,511 --> 00:21:02,929
那我倒是失敗了

375
00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:06,308
我吞了那些藥丸,結果還是醒了

376
00:21:06,308 --> 00:21:07,684
不過我感覺很棒

377
00:21:08,268 --> 00:21:10,562
像是好好睡了一頓午覺

378
00:21:12,105 --> 00:21:13,148
現在...

379
00:21:13,148 --> 00:21:15,191
我每天都要咬牙撐過去

380
00:21:15,859 --> 00:21:17,193
試著不去想自殺的事

381
00:21:17,193 --> 00:21:18,695
我不記得上次是什麼時候了

382
00:21:18,695 --> 00:21:20,363
或許是兩年前的聖誕節吧

383
00:21:20,363 --> 00:21:21,781
我根本不曉得

384
00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:25,618
因為自從你
把我拖來這個該死的比佛利山

385
00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:29,372
強迫我離開我在世界上僅有的朋友

386
00:21:30,290 --> 00:21:33,001
塞給我一張信用卡,就想讓一切變好

387
00:21:34,669 --> 00:21:36,880
從那之後,我每天都想死

388
00:21:39,466 --> 00:21:40,425
凱蒂...

389
00:21:44,888 --> 00:21:46,598
去吧,回去睡吧

390
00:21:54,022 --> 00:21:55,315
{\an8}你是新來的

391
00:21:55,982 --> 00:21:57,400
{\an8}你根本不懂音樂

392
00:21:58,234 --> 00:22:00,862
{\an8}你在RCA唱片公司之前在哪裡工作?

393
00:22:00,862 --> 00:22:03,031
{\an8}赫茲

394
00:22:04,074 --> 00:22:06,326
{\an8}原來你是負責租車的人

395
00:22:06,326 --> 00:22:09,871
{\an8}為什麼要派個搞租車的人
來跟我談買賣?

396
00:22:09,871 --> 00:22:14,834
{\an8}因為拉丁音樂市場
預計在1990年成長四倍

397
00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:15,794
{\an8}因為我來自古巴

398
00:22:15,794 --> 00:22:17,170
{\an8}因為我叫何西梅內德斯

399
00:22:17,170 --> 00:22:19,547
{\an8}而且我要給你三千萬美元

400
00:22:19,547 --> 00:22:22,133
{\an8}替RCA唱片公司簽下梅努多樂團

401
00:22:23,593 --> 00:22:26,554
{\an8}拜託,你真會亂蓋

402
00:22:26,554 --> 00:22:28,890
{\an8}我差點被你騙了

403
00:22:29,516 --> 00:22:32,769
{\an8}說真的,簽約金到底是多少?

404
00:22:32,769 --> 00:22:36,856
{\an8}我是認真的,三千萬美元,如何?

405
00:22:37,399 --> 00:22:40,068
{\an8}你知道伊朗國王吧?

406
00:22:40,068 --> 00:22:43,029
{\an8}你想要的話,我就把他的噴射機給你

407
00:22:43,029 --> 00:22:44,823
{\an8}我要讓梅努多登上各種版面

408
00:22:44,823 --> 00:22:49,828
{\an8}可樂販賣機、午餐盒、玩具公仔

409
00:22:50,620 --> 00:22:52,747
{\an8}他們會成為世上最知名的樂團

410
00:22:54,499 --> 00:22:56,835
{\an8}三千萬美元,怎麼樣?

411
00:23:00,839 --> 00:23:03,007
{\an8}好吧...我們試試看

412
00:23:03,007 --> 00:23:04,259
{\an8}這樣就對了

413
00:23:07,595 --> 00:23:10,598
沒錯,我搞定這筆買賣了

414
00:23:11,641 --> 00:23:14,060
我知道,不客氣

415
00:23:14,602 --> 00:23:15,603
好的,再見

416
00:23:25,697 --> 00:23:26,990
你有用肥皂嗎?

417
00:23:27,949 --> 00:23:29,784
什麼叫我有用肥皂嗎?

418
00:23:30,618 --> 00:23:32,370
- 你要我去洗澡
- 然後呢?

419
00:23:32,370 --> 00:23:34,080
你有用肥皂嗎?

420
00:23:34,747 --> 00:23:35,582
有

421
00:23:35,582 --> 00:23:36,541
好

422
00:23:44,299 --> 00:23:46,968
所以你是個生意人,對嗎?

423
00:23:46,968 --> 00:23:49,012
聽起來你剛剛談成一筆大買賣

424
00:23:49,012 --> 00:23:50,513
閉嘴,別說了

425
00:23:52,515 --> 00:23:55,477
我跟你大部分的客戶不同

426
00:23:56,978 --> 00:23:58,813
我不常做這種事

427
00:24:00,023 --> 00:24:01,316
那你會很驚訝

428
00:24:03,318 --> 00:24:05,445
你對於古羅馬了解多少?

429
00:24:05,445 --> 00:24:07,447
希臘人、斯巴達人

430
00:24:08,031 --> 00:24:13,786
他們用和現在不同的方式
塑造一個男人

431
00:24:13,786 --> 00:24:16,247
- 你是說互幹嗎?
- 天啊

432
00:24:16,915 --> 00:24:18,166
也太難聽了

433
00:24:18,166 --> 00:24:21,085
像你這樣的人不會懂

434
00:24:21,085 --> 00:24:24,214
你在貼標籤,羅馬人不是那樣

435
00:24:24,214 --> 00:24:25,757
那他們做了什麼?

436
00:24:25,757 --> 00:24:27,550
他們建立深厚的感情

437
00:24:28,301 --> 00:24:30,345
學習什麼是痛苦

438
00:24:31,221 --> 00:24:34,182
學習承受痛苦需要什麼勇氣

439
00:24:34,182 --> 00:24:36,476
他們總是彼此相伴,一起做每件事

440
00:24:36,476 --> 00:24:37,977
他們深愛彼此

441
00:24:37,977 --> 00:24:40,730
他們無法忍受在戰鬥中失去戰友

442
00:24:40,730 --> 00:24:43,650
因為失去一個戰友就像是迷失了自我

443
00:24:43,650 --> 00:24:47,612
從這樣的情誼中
他們建立起驚人的戰鬥力量

444
00:24:47,612 --> 00:24:51,741
那是後世沒有再出現過的,懂嗎?

445
00:24:51,741 --> 00:24:55,036
而這一切發生得很自然

446
00:24:55,036 --> 00:24:59,290
這些士兵教導彼此
如何成為真正的男人

447
00:25:01,251 --> 00:25:03,670
好吧,如果你想這樣解釋的話

448
00:25:03,670 --> 00:25:05,338
不,坐下

449
00:25:05,338 --> 00:25:07,507
拜託,別像那些死玻璃一樣

450
00:25:09,342 --> 00:25:11,511
我不喜歡那些字眼

451
00:25:15,098 --> 00:25:16,432
那些字眼

452
00:25:17,642 --> 00:25:19,018
會讓你想要...

453
00:25:20,770 --> 00:25:21,980
打我嗎?

454
00:25:23,523 --> 00:25:25,316
會,的確會

455
00:25:26,442 --> 00:25:27,443
很好

456
00:25:31,030 --> 00:25:32,282
別脫下浴巾

457
00:25:38,663 --> 00:25:40,748
我要你四肢著地

458
00:25:41,583 --> 00:25:44,460
爬過來這裡

459
00:25:46,337 --> 00:25:47,213
然後...

460
00:25:51,050 --> 00:25:54,220
用你的嘴把我的浴巾扯掉

461
00:25:55,471 --> 00:25:56,848
等等

462
00:25:59,392 --> 00:26:01,060
好,可以開始了

463
00:26:01,060 --> 00:26:02,145
來吧

464
00:26:05,356 --> 00:26:06,190
快點

465
00:26:13,281 --> 00:26:14,115
媽的

466
00:26:15,074 --> 00:26:18,202
來啊!

467
00:26:18,202 --> 00:26:19,912
對!

468
00:26:20,496 --> 00:26:21,706
“晚安,母親

469
00:26:21,706 --> 00:26:22,957
晚安,父親”

470
00:26:22,957 --> 00:26:25,376
“他的聲音試圖展現同情

471
00:26:25,376 --> 00:26:27,712
但仇恨完全淹沒了一切

472
00:26:27,712 --> 00:26:30,590
所有燈光熄滅,相機從樓梯滑落

473
00:26:30,590 --> 00:26:31,799
接著大叫聲響起...”

474
00:26:31,799 --> 00:26:32,967
等等,“大叫”?

475
00:26:32,967 --> 00:26:34,135
應該是“尖叫”

476
00:26:34,135 --> 00:26:35,219
對哦

477
00:26:37,555 --> 00:26:38,556
媽

478
00:26:39,057 --> 00:26:41,017
你寫了“大叫”而不是“尖叫”

479
00:26:41,017 --> 00:26:42,018
搞什麼?

480
00:26:42,018 --> 00:26:44,937
現在我們得重打這一整頁了

481
00:26:44,937 --> 00:26:46,481
冷靜點

482
00:26:46,481 --> 00:26:47,940
什麼叫做我們要重打?

483
00:26:47,940 --> 00:26:50,234
抄錄和打字的人都是我

484
00:26:50,234 --> 00:26:53,029
你寫了“大叫”
我只是照你寫的打下來而已

485
00:26:53,029 --> 00:26:55,031
真要命,老弟,媽害你出糗了

486
00:26:55,948 --> 00:26:59,827
媽,你要在我們念稿前先校對過一遍

487
00:26:59,827 --> 00:27:01,829
現在我們又要重打一次了

488
00:27:01,829 --> 00:27:04,624
沒錯,媽
你總是會把事情搞砸,搞屁

489
00:27:04,624 --> 00:27:07,001
你們不准這樣跟我說話

490
00:27:07,001 --> 00:27:09,962
你們總是在你爸出差時聯手欺負我

491
00:27:09,962 --> 00:27:11,255
我受不了了

492
00:27:11,255 --> 00:27:12,507
你們兩個小偷

493
00:27:13,091 --> 00:27:14,467
你們兩個都是神經病

494
00:27:14,967 --> 00:27:17,095
我應該毒死我們所有人,讓自己解脫

495
00:27:17,095 --> 00:27:18,221
媽,放輕鬆

496
00:27:18,221 --> 00:27:19,639
閉嘴!

497
00:27:20,223 --> 00:27:23,351
你是個混帳,專門摧毀別人的人生

498
00:27:23,351 --> 00:27:25,353
你從現在開始自己打字吧

499
00:27:25,353 --> 00:27:27,605
克雷格,你不能留下來吃晚飯

500
00:27:27,605 --> 00:27:29,691
抱歉,我不是餐廳老闆

501
00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:42,453
這是什麼?

502
00:27:42,453 --> 00:27:43,705
什麼意思?是番茄肉醬

503
00:27:43,705 --> 00:27:45,289
不,這有點像...

504
00:27:45,289 --> 00:27:46,999
艾瑞克,別吃

505
00:27:46,999 --> 00:27:48,042
像肉桂粉

506
00:27:48,042 --> 00:27:49,627
媽,你是加了東西還是...

507
00:27:50,211 --> 00:27:51,671
你在說什麼?

508
00:27:53,965 --> 00:27:55,133
你想毒死我們?

509
00:27:56,300 --> 00:27:58,302
我給大家做了晚飯

510
00:27:58,302 --> 00:28:01,055
去你的,你說要毒死我們,你下手了

511
00:28:01,055 --> 00:28:03,850
- 我只是在開玩笑,那只是...
- 艾瑞克,走吧

512
00:28:03,850 --> 00:28:05,435
我們要去哈姆雷特漢堡店

513
00:28:06,018 --> 00:28:08,146
或許我該毒死你們!

514
00:28:11,232 --> 00:28:13,943
終於用恐懼和尊敬的眼神看我了?

515
00:28:13,943 --> 00:28:15,903
或許我該毒死你們

516
00:29:10,666 --> 00:29:11,834
去漢堡店吧

517
00:29:27,391 --> 00:29:28,392
哈囉

518
00:29:39,695 --> 00:29:42,240
我跟她結束了,我們結束了

519
00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:43,950
我要回我老婆身邊

520
00:29:43,950 --> 00:29:45,201
你老婆,那個跟蹤狂?

521
00:29:45,201 --> 00:29:47,328
那個你沒辦法再上她的瘋子?

522
00:29:48,162 --> 00:29:49,539
你知道發生什麼事嗎?

523
00:29:52,458 --> 00:29:53,876
我簽下了梅努多樂團

524
00:29:56,045 --> 00:29:57,046
謝謝你

525
00:29:59,090 --> 00:30:01,551
恭喜你,看來這次出差收穫很多

526
00:30:01,551 --> 00:30:02,677
謝謝

527
00:30:04,136 --> 00:30:05,388
你還好嗎?

528
00:30:05,388 --> 00:30:07,849
孩子們怎麼了?艾瑞克打給我

529
00:30:08,432 --> 00:30:12,186
我在聯合航空候機室等登機時
他撥了我的呼叫器

530
00:30:12,812 --> 00:30:14,313
他很不高興

531
00:30:14,939 --> 00:30:17,066
你跟孩子們到底是怎麼了?

532
00:30:17,984 --> 00:30:21,529
我正在為這個家做出積極的改變

533
00:30:22,154 --> 00:30:24,073
好嗎?你也必須改變

534
00:30:24,073 --> 00:30:26,576
別再吃那麼多藥

535
00:30:26,576 --> 00:30:28,369
那會讓你得癲癇症

536
00:30:28,369 --> 00:30:30,580
我的怒氣總是會讓我失控

537
00:30:30,580 --> 00:30:31,664
好

538
00:30:38,713 --> 00:30:40,089
好,我會幫你

539
00:30:42,508 --> 00:30:43,801
- 你會幫我?
- 對

540
00:30:44,886 --> 00:30:45,887
怎麼幫?

541
00:30:46,554 --> 00:30:49,473
你去年提過的那個叫什麼?就是...

542
00:30:50,182 --> 00:30:52,018
婚姻諮商?

543
00:30:53,686 --> 00:30:54,770
你還想去嗎?

544
00:30:55,271 --> 00:30:58,107
那就去吧
你找個好諮商師,我們一起去

545
00:30:59,734 --> 00:31:01,444
我要挽救這個家

546
00:31:03,195 --> 00:31:06,407
現在我要去照顧樓上那兩個孩子了

547
00:31:06,991 --> 00:31:07,992
沒錯

548
00:31:08,659 --> 00:31:09,702
起床!

549
00:31:10,202 --> 00:31:11,412
你他媽給我起來!

550
00:31:11,412 --> 00:31:13,331
起來!穿上衣服!

551
00:31:14,123 --> 00:31:15,207
快點,起來

552
00:31:28,137 --> 00:31:29,138
你好

553
00:31:30,181 --> 00:31:31,349
我知道你們是誰

554
00:31:37,229 --> 00:31:38,356
我不...

555
00:31:38,356 --> 00:31:40,024
你連道歉都不會嗎?

556
00:31:40,024 --> 00:31:42,985
你家裡被偷的東西大約值多少錢?

557
00:31:42,985 --> 00:31:44,987
- 被我們偷的東西
- 被我們偷的東西

558
00:31:50,534 --> 00:31:51,535
你好

559
00:31:52,286 --> 00:31:53,704
我偷了你家的東西

560
00:31:55,164 --> 00:31:56,165
對不起

561
00:31:56,165 --> 00:31:57,875
我不應該那樣的

562
00:31:57,875 --> 00:31:59,085
非常抱歉

563
00:32:00,252 --> 00:32:01,921
好,唯一的解決辦法

564
00:32:01,921 --> 00:32:04,507
艾瑞克,你要自己承擔全部責任

565
00:32:04,507 --> 00:32:06,175
等等,什麼?

566
00:32:06,175 --> 00:32:07,677
你要告訴那個心理師

567
00:32:07,677 --> 00:32:11,305
說這件事都是你的主意,你想自首

568
00:32:11,305 --> 00:32:14,016
你是未成年人
我21歲了,這會毀了我的人生

569
00:32:14,016 --> 00:32:14,976
這不公平!

570
00:32:14,976 --> 00:32:17,436
你要去做一些社區服務

571
00:32:17,436 --> 00:32:19,730
你就在公路上撿幾個禮拜的垃圾

572
00:32:19,730 --> 00:32:22,358
誰在乎啊?又沒什麼,不要再抱怨了

573
00:32:22,358 --> 00:32:24,777
萊爾還沒完全毀掉自己的人生

574
00:32:24,777 --> 00:32:26,195
還沒有...

575
00:32:26,195 --> 00:32:27,613
他還有機會

576
00:32:28,447 --> 00:32:29,949
但我們需要清白的紀錄

577
00:32:29,949 --> 00:32:32,493
還有普林斯頓的學位

578
00:32:32,493 --> 00:32:35,621
好嗎?然後你要從商和從政

579
00:32:35,621 --> 00:32:37,915
反正這本來就是你的主意,艾瑞克

580
00:32:37,915 --> 00:32:38,916
可惡

581
00:32:48,050 --> 00:32:49,010
所以...

582
00:32:49,010 --> 00:32:51,512
顯然我一直沒扮演好父親的角色

583
00:32:52,221 --> 00:32:53,931
顯而易見,但是...

584
00:32:55,141 --> 00:32:57,268
這件事現在就要改變了

585
00:32:57,268 --> 00:32:59,061
我會替你們搞定這件事

586
00:32:59,061 --> 00:33:00,438
但這是最後一次了

587
00:33:01,772 --> 00:33:03,524
你們兩個,聽到了嗎?

588
00:33:03,524 --> 00:33:04,859
我不會再施捨了

589
00:33:07,028 --> 00:33:08,195
你們要靠自己了

590
00:33:15,119 --> 00:33:16,871
- 你有空嗎?
- 有

591
00:33:16,871 --> 00:33:20,166
我只是在想
你有沒有打算回電話給傑克

592
00:33:20,166 --> 00:33:23,544
是梅努多樂團這一季的數字
他需要你再跟他核對一次

593
00:33:24,128 --> 00:33:25,171
你喜歡邁阿密嗎?

594
00:33:25,755 --> 00:33:26,797
當然喜歡

595
00:33:26,797 --> 00:33:28,591
有喜歡到想搬去那裡嗎?

596
00:33:28,591 --> 00:33:29,842
關門

597
00:33:33,637 --> 00:33:34,847
坐吧

598
00:33:35,598 --> 00:33:37,600
再談一筆兩千萬的交易

599
00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:39,101
這樣就夠了,然後...

600
00:33:39,602 --> 00:33:41,228
我要去佛羅里達州

601
00:33:42,021 --> 00:33:43,355
我在那裡買了房子

602
00:33:45,399 --> 00:33:48,319
我要競選參議員
我要打倒斐代爾卡斯楚

603
00:33:48,319 --> 00:33:49,820
去你的,滾吧

604
00:33:50,362 --> 00:33:52,031
我需要你幫忙

605
00:33:52,531 --> 00:33:53,574
你想跟我一起去嗎?

606
00:33:54,784 --> 00:33:56,827
你不必現在回答我,先考慮一下

607
00:33:56,827 --> 00:33:59,455
時不時想一下就好

608
00:34:08,589 --> 00:34:11,550
我還以為我會像老約瑟夫甘迺迪一樣

609
00:34:12,134 --> 00:34:14,845
替我的孩子鋪好進入政治界的路

610
00:34:15,346 --> 00:34:17,139
但是...

611
00:34:17,139 --> 00:34:19,183
不行...

612
00:34:19,892 --> 00:34:21,143
那兩個孩子不行

613
00:34:23,604 --> 00:34:24,772
總之

614
00:34:25,606 --> 00:34:28,859
如果我想要美國夢,我就得靠自己

615
00:34:29,902 --> 00:34:31,070
為了我自己

616
00:34:31,070 --> 00:34:33,572
所以考慮一下,別說出去

617
00:34:33,572 --> 00:34:35,491
把這個拿走,拜託

618
00:34:37,576 --> 00:34:39,161
幫我打給傑克

619
00:34:39,161 --> 00:34:40,329
我現在就跟他談

620
00:34:40,996 --> 00:34:42,790
瑪西,想知道一個祕密嗎?

621
00:34:43,374 --> 00:34:44,208
當然

622
00:34:45,543 --> 00:34:48,212
我對音樂這一行完全不了解

623
00:34:57,346 --> 00:34:58,472
給你

624
00:34:58,472 --> 00:35:00,099
今晚要看什麼?

625
00:35:00,099 --> 00:35:01,183
《洛城法網》

626
00:35:01,183 --> 00:35:02,184
好

627
00:35:06,730 --> 00:35:07,690
看看我們

628
00:35:09,775 --> 00:35:11,402
兩個胖子

629
00:35:11,402 --> 00:35:13,779
戒菸,吃甜食

630
00:35:15,239 --> 00:35:17,408
今晚我們要一起做些開心的事

631
00:35:19,702 --> 00:35:21,829
而且如果我要參選的話

632
00:35:21,829 --> 00:35:24,123
就不能被人看到我在抽菸

633
00:35:24,665 --> 00:35:25,499
不可以

634
00:35:26,167 --> 00:35:27,877
- 那是很噁心的習慣
- 沒錯

635
00:35:27,877 --> 00:35:30,462
聽說南希雷根私底下也會抽菸

636
00:35:38,470 --> 00:35:40,055
你吃夠了沒?

637
00:35:44,018 --> 00:35:44,852
何西梅內德斯

638
00:35:44,852 --> 00:35:46,187
你好,梅內德斯先生

639
00:35:46,187 --> 00:35:49,148
我是查爾斯迪爾
普林斯頓的學務主任

640
00:35:49,148 --> 00:35:51,317
- 是
- 請問你方便說話嗎?

641
00:35:51,859 --> 00:35:52,860
可以

642
00:35:59,283 --> 00:36:01,368
瑪西,幫我訂一張機票到紐華克

643
00:36:01,368 --> 00:36:02,995
我搭禮車去機場

644
00:36:10,169 --> 00:36:13,005
我們對於作弊有很嚴格的規定

645
00:36:14,215 --> 00:36:16,425
所以我沒有太多的選擇

646
00:36:17,051 --> 00:36:19,970
普林斯頓必須先將萊爾停學

647
00:36:19,970 --> 00:36:21,430
等待董事會審查

648
00:36:26,352 --> 00:36:28,479
爸,我沒有作弊

649
00:36:29,021 --> 00:36:30,231
好嗎?我發誓

650
00:36:30,231 --> 00:36:33,525
- 我發誓我沒作弊
- 拜託你別跟我說話,萊爾

651
00:36:41,283 --> 00:36:42,785
你知道這是什麼嗎?

652
00:36:43,869 --> 00:36:47,831
這是我為我的家人
在普林斯頓附近買的墓地

653
00:36:47,831 --> 00:36:50,334
格羅弗克里夫蘭、阿龍伯爾

654
00:36:51,627 --> 00:36:52,711
知道他們是誰嗎?

655
00:36:53,254 --> 00:36:54,713
知道,他們是總統

656
00:36:56,257 --> 00:36:57,383
好吧

657
00:36:58,300 --> 00:36:59,635
你覺得...

658
00:37:00,469 --> 00:37:03,347
你夠資格被葬在這些人身邊嗎?

659
00:37:04,181 --> 00:37:08,477
這些美國人都讓他們的家人深感自豪

660
00:37:09,937 --> 00:37:13,148
你覺得你配得上
梅內德斯這個姓氏嗎?

661
00:37:13,148 --> 00:37:15,567
我不曉得你要我說什麼

662
00:37:16,277 --> 00:37:17,403
不,爸

663
00:37:17,403 --> 00:37:18,612
我配不上

664
00:37:20,322 --> 00:37:21,156
怎麼樣?

665
00:37:21,865 --> 00:37:23,033
“怎麼樣?”

666
00:37:25,327 --> 00:37:26,662
你到底是什麼?萊爾

667
00:37:26,662 --> 00:37:30,332
你是壞蛋還是什麼?你到底是什麼?

668
00:37:31,959 --> 00:37:33,711
我對你有所期待

669
00:37:33,711 --> 00:37:34,920
這就是問題所在

670
00:37:35,879 --> 00:37:38,716
因為你總是反其道而行,總是如此

671
00:37:38,716 --> 00:37:41,468
所以我不該對你有一丁點期望

672
00:37:41,468 --> 00:37:43,012
你就會證明我是錯的

673
00:37:43,012 --> 00:37:45,681
- 你是真的在問我嗎?
- 沒錯

674
00:37:45,681 --> 00:37:47,808
我和艾瑞克為什麼會變成這樣?

675
00:37:47,808 --> 00:37:50,019
你是真的想知道嗎?

676
00:37:53,605 --> 00:37:57,443
想想你在別人面前
揍我們或罵我們沒用的時候吧

677
00:37:57,443 --> 00:37:58,485
那又怎樣?

678
00:37:58,485 --> 00:37:59,903
你要我說出來嗎?

679
00:38:01,655 --> 00:38:02,656
那是虐待

680
00:38:03,741 --> 00:38:04,575
爸

681
00:38:05,409 --> 00:38:06,452
那是虐待

682
00:38:07,786 --> 00:38:09,163
好,那又怎樣?

683
00:38:09,163 --> 00:38:11,206
- 那又怎樣?
- 對啊,那又怎樣?

684
00:38:11,206 --> 00:38:13,625
我揍了你,或做了什麼其他的事

685
00:38:13,625 --> 00:38:14,626
那又怎樣?

686
00:38:14,626 --> 00:38:15,878
所以你才變成窩囊廢?

687
00:38:20,466 --> 00:38:23,510
你還記得我們養的第一隻狗嗎?

688
00:38:23,510 --> 00:38:25,763
可汗?那是一隻很糟糕的狗

689
00:38:25,763 --> 00:38:27,514
我超討厭那隻狗

690
00:38:27,514 --> 00:38:30,142
總之,我去寵物店買了一種項圈

691
00:38:30,142 --> 00:38:32,728
項圈上鑲了尖刺之類的東西

692
00:38:32,728 --> 00:38:35,939
但尖刺不是向外,而是朝內

693
00:38:35,939 --> 00:38:41,320
所以項圈變緊時
馬上會扎到狗的脖子,對吧?

694
00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:43,030
你一拉牽繩

695
00:38:43,530 --> 00:38:45,407
狗馬上會感覺到,對吧?

696
00:38:45,407 --> 00:38:47,826
就連很輕微的拉扯,狗也能感覺到

697
00:38:47,826 --> 00:38:50,537
牠馬上知道你要什麼,就是停下來

698
00:38:51,121 --> 00:38:54,708
當你去遛狗,而牠想跑走或亂扯時

699
00:38:54,708 --> 00:38:56,710
你一拉牽繩,牠就會痛

700
00:38:57,294 --> 00:38:59,129
但只有牠不聽話時才會痛

701
00:38:59,129 --> 00:39:02,383
如果狗能聽話,遵照主人的意思

702
00:39:02,383 --> 00:39:04,051
項圈就不會傷害牠

703
00:39:04,051 --> 00:39:07,763
所以一陣子之後
牠又可以換回一般的項圈了

704
00:39:07,763 --> 00:39:10,307
聽我說,兒子

705
00:39:10,933 --> 00:39:14,812
有很多人覺得那種項圈很殘忍

706
00:39:15,813 --> 00:39:18,524
我覺得一般的項圈才殘忍

707
00:39:19,650 --> 00:39:23,445
因為戴那種項圈的狗不聽話、會亂扯

708
00:39:24,113 --> 00:39:26,657
牠們完全迷失方向

709
00:39:26,657 --> 00:39:28,158
不曉得自己是誰

710
00:39:28,158 --> 00:39:29,576
自己該做什麼

711
00:39:30,244 --> 00:39:33,872
所以,你抱怨我打你時
你知道我是怎麼想的嗎?

712
00:39:37,209 --> 00:39:40,379
我想我打你打得不夠用力,萊爾

713
00:39:41,922 --> 00:39:43,424
我爸爸揍我的方式

714
00:39:47,136 --> 00:39:51,390
他下手重到我的頭會抽痛好幾天

715
00:39:51,390 --> 00:39:52,391
我是說真的

716
00:39:53,016 --> 00:39:54,643
那真的非常痛

717
00:39:55,686 --> 00:39:58,105
但我完全明白他對我的期望

718
00:39:59,731 --> 00:40:00,607
好嗎?

719
00:40:02,109 --> 00:40:06,196
所以身為一個愛你的父親,萊爾

720
00:40:07,698 --> 00:40:09,616
很抱歉我以前打你不夠用力

721
00:40:10,993 --> 00:40:12,286
那是我的錯

722
00:40:14,037 --> 00:40:14,997
我很抱歉

723
00:40:32,848 --> 00:40:33,974
艾瑞克

724
00:40:33,974 --> 00:40:35,100
進來

725
00:40:35,642 --> 00:40:36,768
來,坐下

726
00:40:41,315 --> 00:40:42,316
坐

727
00:40:46,695 --> 00:40:48,489
好,這給你

728
00:40:49,364 --> 00:40:51,074
- 這要幹嘛?
- 你的香港腳

729
00:40:51,074 --> 00:40:53,952
我打給幾個醫生,告訴他們你的問題

730
00:40:53,952 --> 00:40:55,913
他們說非處方藥藥效不夠強

731
00:40:55,913 --> 00:40:58,624
所以我替你拿到這個處方藥

732
00:40:58,624 --> 00:41:00,626
這是強效處方藥,但是...

733
00:41:00,626 --> 00:41:02,586
我也不曉得,擦吧

734
00:41:05,464 --> 00:41:06,590
怎麼擦?

735
00:41:06,590 --> 00:41:08,300
抹在你的腳趾縫裡

736
00:41:08,926 --> 00:41:11,220
要深入趾縫,才能殺死黴菌

737
00:41:11,845 --> 00:41:13,388
有噴頭嗎?能用噴的嗎?

738
00:41:13,388 --> 00:41:15,599
孩子,這是藥膏

739
00:41:16,350 --> 00:41:17,351
天啊

740
00:41:20,854 --> 00:41:22,731
把鞋子和襪子脫掉

741
00:41:25,359 --> 00:41:26,735
這是很基本的東西

742
00:41:26,735 --> 00:41:28,612
艾瑞克,你連擦藥都不會?

743
00:41:29,780 --> 00:41:30,989
好,我示範給你看

744
00:41:31,490 --> 00:41:32,491
放這裡

745
00:41:39,081 --> 00:41:40,916
我還記得你是個小寶寶的時候

746
00:41:42,125 --> 00:41:47,339
唯一能讓你睡著的辦法
就是按摩你的腳

747
00:41:48,173 --> 00:41:49,925
當時你的腳好小

748
00:41:50,551 --> 00:41:51,635
現在看看這個

749
00:41:53,053 --> 00:41:54,388
有點刺痛

750
00:41:54,388 --> 00:41:55,389
本來就會刺痛

751
00:41:55,389 --> 00:41:57,015
那表示有效,對吧?

752
00:41:58,141 --> 00:41:59,393
好了

753
00:42:00,310 --> 00:42:02,104
先讓你知道接下來的事

754
00:42:02,104 --> 00:42:03,981
因為我不相信你的判斷

755
00:42:05,607 --> 00:42:08,110
你覺得你上大學後還想打網球嗎?

756
00:42:08,110 --> 00:42:10,487
因為你打得不夠好,萊爾就很好

757
00:42:11,071 --> 00:42:12,948
你不夠好,所以...

758
00:42:15,325 --> 00:42:18,328
我會讓你去念加州大學的商學院

759
00:42:18,328 --> 00:42:19,830
但你不准住宿舍

760
00:42:19,830 --> 00:42:22,040
你要住家裡,這樣我才能隨時留意你

761
00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:23,417
等等,先暫停

762
00:42:23,417 --> 00:42:24,710
- 我...
- 怎樣?

763
00:42:25,544 --> 00:42:27,254
你先暫停

764
00:42:28,338 --> 00:42:30,966
如果我讓你說話,你就會告訴我...

765
00:42:32,092 --> 00:42:34,678
說你想要成為...

766
00:42:35,262 --> 00:42:37,681
什麼?男性模特兒?

767
00:42:39,016 --> 00:42:40,392
這是什麼鬼東西?艾瑞克

768
00:42:40,392 --> 00:42:41,935
這到底是...

769
00:42:42,561 --> 00:42:43,979
這到底是什麼鬼東西?

770
00:42:44,855 --> 00:42:46,857
- 那是什麼?
- 我的模特兒照

771
00:42:46,857 --> 00:42:48,025
模特兒照?

772
00:42:48,650 --> 00:42:49,568
艾瑞克

773
00:42:50,986 --> 00:42:52,195
你是不是...天啊

774
00:42:54,448 --> 00:42:55,532
我認真問你

775
00:42:58,410 --> 00:43:00,120
你是同志嗎?

776
00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:01,371
天啊...

777
00:43:01,371 --> 00:43:05,083
我是認真在問你
因為我沒看過你跟女生在一起

778
00:43:05,083 --> 00:43:06,209
你到底...

779
00:43:06,209 --> 00:43:08,795
真不敢相信,我不必聽你說這些

780
00:43:08,795 --> 00:43:09,880
坐下

781
00:43:11,381 --> 00:43:12,215
看著我

782
00:43:13,508 --> 00:43:14,343
看著我

783
00:43:15,969 --> 00:43:17,512
不准擺那個臉

784
00:43:18,764 --> 00:43:21,308
我要給你一個跟我共事的未來

785
00:43:22,684 --> 00:43:25,771
等我成為參議員,你要跟我一起從政

786
00:43:25,771 --> 00:43:28,231
為了那個未來,你必須要有女朋友

787
00:43:28,231 --> 00:43:31,276
- 珍妮絲謝曼斯基
- 不要,爸,我不要

788
00:43:31,276 --> 00:43:34,863
我跟她父母談好了
她很漂亮,根本就是選美皇后

789
00:43:34,863 --> 00:43:37,199
她喜歡你,你要帶她去參加舞會

790
00:43:37,199 --> 00:43:38,200
我才不要

791
00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:39,701
要,你要帶她去舞會

792
00:43:39,701 --> 00:43:41,828
因為我只在乎那張舞會照片

793
00:43:41,828 --> 00:43:44,289
然後你和你朋友克雷格
就去互吸老二吧

794
00:43:45,540 --> 00:43:46,500
懂嗎?

795
00:43:48,251 --> 00:43:49,169
不

796
00:43:49,169 --> 00:43:50,087
我不會那樣做

797
00:43:50,796 --> 00:43:52,631
我要當模特兒和演員

798
00:43:52,631 --> 00:43:55,801
我打算念戲劇系

799
00:43:55,801 --> 00:43:57,344
因為我演過莎士比亞的戲

800
00:43:57,344 --> 00:43:58,428
我是個好演員

801
00:43:58,428 --> 00:44:00,681
我不要住這裡,我要住宿舍

802
00:44:00,681 --> 00:44:01,890
那就是我要做的事

803
00:44:03,475 --> 00:44:05,852
過來,我們上樓吧

804
00:44:08,438 --> 00:44:09,773
去你房間

805
00:44:11,274 --> 00:44:12,275
進去

806
00:44:12,943 --> 00:44:13,860
- 爸
- 幹

807
00:44:13,860 --> 00:44:14,778
對不起

808
00:44:14,778 --> 00:44:15,987
跪下

809
00:44:15,987 --> 00:44:17,489
那是什麼照片?

810
00:44:19,991 --> 00:44:21,785
你不該說那些話

811
00:44:21,785 --> 00:44:25,080
不敢相信我花了那麼多錢讓你念書

812
00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:27,290
讓你上大學,讓你學網球

813
00:44:27,290 --> 00:44:29,334
搞什麼?你想幹嘛?

814
00:44:29,334 --> 00:44:30,335
當模特兒?

815
00:44:31,461 --> 00:44:32,337
幹!

816
00:44:52,023 --> 00:44:53,066
這裡沒有

817
00:44:56,486 --> 00:44:57,487
在這裡

818
00:44:58,196 --> 00:45:01,491
一、二、三、四

819
00:45:01,491 --> 00:45:05,620
五、六、七、八、九、十

820
00:45:06,288 --> 00:45:07,456
十個

821
00:45:07,456 --> 00:45:08,457
爸

822
00:45:09,708 --> 00:45:10,709
十個

823
00:45:17,340 --> 00:45:20,177
艾瑞克沒用任何保險套

824
00:45:21,511 --> 00:45:23,346
- 你怎麼知道
- 因為我數過了

825
00:45:24,014 --> 00:45:25,056
有十個

826
00:45:27,309 --> 00:45:30,353
他不會搞大任何女孩的肚子
因為他沒有女朋友

827
00:45:30,353 --> 00:45:32,898
我就是這個意思,而且他沒用保險套

828
00:45:35,567 --> 00:45:36,651
你覺得他是...

829
00:45:39,321 --> 00:45:40,447
他沒有女朋友

830
00:45:41,406 --> 00:45:43,533
好嗎?而且他也沒有用保險套

831
00:45:45,076 --> 00:45:46,453
那你在擔心什麼?

832
00:45:46,953 --> 00:45:49,790
因為我不想要艾瑞克染上愛滋病

833
00:45:53,168 --> 00:45:54,711
所以你的確認為他是...

834
00:45:54,711 --> 00:45:56,630
我不知道,但是...

835
00:45:57,547 --> 00:46:00,383
我知道我心裡是怎麼想的

836
00:46:01,802 --> 00:46:03,929
他不能把愛滋帶進這個家裡

837
00:46:06,890 --> 00:46:09,226
他不能把愛滋帶進這個家裡

838
00:46:13,355 --> 00:46:14,648
絕對不行

839
00:46:22,864 --> 00:46:23,824
艾瑞克,過來

840
00:46:24,991 --> 00:46:25,992
什麼事?

841
00:46:26,493 --> 00:46:28,119
我得檢查你的陰莖

842
00:46:28,119 --> 00:46:29,287
什麼?

843
00:46:29,913 --> 00:46:31,039
看有沒有水泡

844
00:46:32,457 --> 00:46:35,168
請讓我檢查一下,也看看有沒有皰疹

845
00:46:35,168 --> 00:46:36,837
媽,為什麼?

846
00:46:36,837 --> 00:46:37,838
你到底...什麼?

847
00:46:37,838 --> 00:46:40,715
你是個青少年了
你也證明了自己不值得信任

848
00:46:40,715 --> 00:46:42,384
所以請讓我看一下

849
00:46:42,384 --> 00:46:44,427
媽,我上次就說過了

850
00:46:44,427 --> 00:46:46,346
我自己就能看,上面什麼都沒有

851
00:46:46,346 --> 00:46:47,389
我非看不可

852
00:47:10,620 --> 00:47:11,788
- 好
- 看吧?

853
00:47:12,664 --> 00:47:15,417
我只是擔心你的衛生問題

854
00:47:27,637 --> 00:47:28,805
你在忙什麼?

855
00:47:30,390 --> 00:47:33,018
沒什麼,就是試探委員會的東西

856
00:47:34,185 --> 00:47:36,980
雖然還早,但他們想要一句口號

857
00:47:37,939 --> 00:47:40,442
而我想不出來,我沒辦法...

858
00:47:42,694 --> 00:47:45,196
我有一些想法,但是...

859
00:47:48,241 --> 00:47:49,075
怎麼了?

860
00:47:54,956 --> 00:47:56,041
怎麼了?

861
00:47:57,167 --> 00:47:58,168
我愛你,何西

862
00:48:01,671 --> 00:48:02,881
我愛你

863
00:48:03,465 --> 00:48:04,466
好

864
00:48:09,012 --> 00:48:10,055
然後呢?

865
00:48:12,474 --> 00:48:13,475
有一件...

866
00:48:19,064 --> 00:48:20,148
我只是...

867
00:48:20,148 --> 00:48:21,232
什麼?

868
00:48:25,111 --> 00:48:27,530
我得知道你和孩子之間發生了什麼事

869
00:48:30,241 --> 00:48:31,242
什麼意思?

870
00:48:33,286 --> 00:48:34,496
你有沒有...

871
00:48:36,373 --> 00:48:37,248
癖好?

872
00:48:39,084 --> 00:48:40,627
那樣想很愚蠢

873
00:48:40,627 --> 00:48:42,170
畢竟你有過那麼多次外遇

874
00:48:42,170 --> 00:48:44,839
只是...我們不再做愛了

875
00:48:44,839 --> 00:48:46,716
不,你到底想問什麼?

876
00:48:49,219 --> 00:48:50,470
你為什麼要那樣說?

877
00:48:51,680 --> 00:48:55,308
你似乎很擔心愛滋病的事

878
00:48:55,308 --> 00:48:59,145
尤其是針對艾瑞克

879
00:48:59,646 --> 00:49:01,606
你就問吧,凱蒂

880
00:49:01,606 --> 00:49:02,774
直接問我

881
00:49:02,774 --> 00:49:04,859
- 你到底想問什麼?
- 好

882
00:49:08,530 --> 00:49:11,449
你跟孩子有發生過性行為嗎?

883
00:49:13,994 --> 00:49:16,246
我不會告訴任何人

884
00:49:16,246 --> 00:49:18,581
我只是...我需要知道

885
00:49:18,581 --> 00:49:21,584
我不希望我們之間再有任何謊言

886
00:49:23,461 --> 00:49:24,462
沒有

887
00:49:25,922 --> 00:49:26,923
沒有

888
00:49:28,258 --> 00:49:29,259
沒有

889
00:49:30,510 --> 00:49:31,636
完全沒有

890
00:49:33,304 --> 00:49:34,556
天啊,你喝醉了嗎?

891
00:49:35,181 --> 00:49:38,309
你一定是醉了
才會問這種問題,是嗎?

892
00:49:38,309 --> 00:49:40,645
今晚?沒有,我沒醉

893
00:49:44,441 --> 00:49:46,317
沒有,我沒做過那種事

894
00:49:47,652 --> 00:49:48,653
沒有

895
00:49:49,404 --> 00:49:50,488
我是說,什麼...

896
00:49:58,038 --> 00:50:00,665
我不曉得
或許是時候該告訴你為什麼了

897
00:50:04,669 --> 00:50:06,880
什麼叫“是時候”?你嚇到我了

898
00:50:11,134 --> 00:50:13,386
有件事我一直沒告訴你

899
00:50:13,970 --> 00:50:17,432
我沒說是因為我知道
你會有什麼反應、有什麼想法

900
00:50:18,558 --> 00:50:20,060
那聽起來有多可怕

901
00:50:21,895 --> 00:50:23,938
我知道什麼叫做被虐待

902
00:50:23,938 --> 00:50:26,316
我懂那種痛苦和困惑

903
00:50:26,316 --> 00:50:27,984
因為在我小時候

904
00:50:28,902 --> 00:50:31,196
我不記得幾歲

905
00:50:31,196 --> 00:50:33,990
但我還穿著尿布,所以我還很小

906
00:50:34,657 --> 00:50:38,328
我媽會愛撫我和我的陰莖
直到我勃起

907
00:50:38,328 --> 00:50:40,288
然後她會開始大笑

908
00:50:41,247 --> 00:50:43,166
因為她覺得那樣很好玩

909
00:50:43,792 --> 00:50:46,002
我不曉得該有什麼想法

910
00:50:46,002 --> 00:50:47,212
因為那讓我很癢

911
00:50:47,212 --> 00:50:49,422
而且我喜歡讓我媽笑

912
00:50:50,590 --> 00:50:52,801
但後來,我長大了

913
00:50:52,801 --> 00:50:54,302
六、七歲時

914
00:50:55,470 --> 00:50:58,973
瑪塔,我姊姊跟她吵架

915
00:50:59,849 --> 00:51:03,228
她說:“媽,別再那樣做了

916
00:51:03,228 --> 00:51:05,480
你不該那樣,那樣不對”

917
00:51:07,607 --> 00:51:09,025
然後我媽說

918
00:51:09,651 --> 00:51:12,529
“瑪塔,別傻了

919
00:51:13,196 --> 00:51:14,489
這又沒什麼”

920
00:51:14,489 --> 00:51:15,657
你知道嗎?

921
00:51:15,657 --> 00:51:17,033
我聽到的時候心想

922
00:51:18,118 --> 00:51:19,619
“她說得對,這沒什麼”

923
00:51:19,619 --> 00:51:20,662
那是...

924
00:51:21,329 --> 00:51:24,290
我現在知道那是不對的,但那時...

925
00:51:26,042 --> 00:51:27,043
對她而言

926
00:51:28,503 --> 00:51:29,587
或許沒什麼

927
00:51:29,587 --> 00:51:31,297
因為對那些人...

928
00:51:31,297 --> 00:51:32,674
對某個年紀的人而言

929
00:51:35,176 --> 00:51:37,554
對他們來說,那只是...

930
00:51:38,304 --> 00:51:41,432
只是件傻事,只是好玩,只是...

931
00:51:42,684 --> 00:51:43,935
只是件蠢事吧

932
00:51:43,935 --> 00:51:46,771
那種事本來就會發生在現實生活中

933
00:51:46,771 --> 00:51:48,481
或是在真實的家庭裡

934
00:51:49,274 --> 00:51:51,818
沒什麼了不起的

935
00:52:02,537 --> 00:52:04,539
不過我知道你為什麼會這麼想

936
00:52:05,039 --> 00:52:07,292
因為...沒錯,我懂

937
00:52:08,126 --> 00:52:10,753
因為我有時候
打完網球會跟他們一起洗澡

938
00:52:11,546 --> 00:52:13,756
我跟他們摔角、抓他們、摸他們

939
00:52:13,756 --> 00:52:16,009
拜託,那很正常

940
00:52:16,009 --> 00:52:20,054
我爸爸也是那樣對我的

941
00:52:22,223 --> 00:52:23,266
而我...

942
00:52:26,186 --> 00:52:28,062
一輩子都在嘗試

943
00:52:29,480 --> 00:52:31,900
讓那兩個男孩變成男人

944
00:52:34,194 --> 00:52:36,029
變成戰士...

945
00:52:37,071 --> 00:52:39,991
我有時候是不是做過頭了?

946
00:52:39,991 --> 00:52:41,075
是,我知道

947
00:52:42,702 --> 00:52:44,829
我常常大吼,我知道

948
00:52:44,829 --> 00:52:47,123
我有時候還會揍他們,搞什麼?

949
00:52:47,123 --> 00:52:49,417
還有,我是說...

950
00:52:49,417 --> 00:52:50,919
我人生中有很多悔恨

951
00:52:50,919 --> 00:52:52,754
有很多讓我感到羞恥的事

952
00:52:52,754 --> 00:52:53,963
但這不是

953
00:52:54,839 --> 00:52:55,924
親愛的,我愛你

954
00:52:55,924 --> 00:52:57,884
你知道我為什麼不後悔嗎?

955
00:52:57,884 --> 00:53:02,764
因為我愛你,而且因為我們是一家人

956
00:53:03,723 --> 00:53:05,016
這才是最重要的

957
00:53:07,727 --> 00:53:08,895
我們是一家人

958
00:53:13,149 --> 00:53:15,318
這口號真棒,靠!

959
00:53:15,318 --> 00:53:17,445
“佛羅里達是個大家庭”

960
00:53:19,697 --> 00:53:20,698
好了

961
00:53:22,533 --> 00:53:24,285
我們上樓睡覺吧

962
00:53:36,589 --> 00:53:37,632
我恨我的小孩

963
00:53:39,217 --> 00:53:41,219
這很糟糕,但這是實話

964
00:53:42,971 --> 00:53:45,223
他們把我們變成我們不想要的樣子

965
00:53:45,723 --> 00:53:46,849
讓我們漸行漸遠

966
00:53:48,935 --> 00:53:50,395
我不想替你說話,親愛的

967
00:53:50,395 --> 00:53:51,479
不,你就說吧

968
00:53:52,105 --> 00:53:52,939
說吧

969
00:53:54,357 --> 00:53:57,277
所以我很感激有像這樣的一個男人

970
00:53:57,860 --> 00:53:58,778
他很強壯

971
00:53:58,778 --> 00:54:01,906
何西,你很強壯,我好愛你

972
00:54:01,906 --> 00:54:02,907
我愛你

973
00:54:05,285 --> 00:54:08,204
我小時候經歷過很多虐待

974
00:54:09,664 --> 00:54:11,040
我爸會打我媽

975
00:54:12,041 --> 00:54:13,710
每晚在餐桌旁

976
00:54:14,585 --> 00:54:15,712
我們都得看著

977
00:54:17,422 --> 00:54:20,300
然後他會打我們,最後他離開了

978
00:54:24,762 --> 00:54:26,431
那對我似乎有種吸引力

979
00:54:28,308 --> 00:54:29,559
什麼意思?

980
00:54:30,310 --> 00:54:33,771
女人會跟和父親相似的人結婚

981
00:54:33,771 --> 00:54:36,065
但何西完全不會那樣

982
00:54:36,065 --> 00:54:36,983
是啊

983
00:54:36,983 --> 00:54:40,069
只有他的舉止,他總是很有男子氣概

984
00:54:40,069 --> 00:54:41,279
- 對
- 對

985
00:54:42,155 --> 00:54:44,198
但是,何西會打你嗎?

986
00:54:44,198 --> 00:54:47,035
我不會,我打過孩子們一兩次

987
00:54:47,035 --> 00:54:51,372
我全心全意支持他

988
00:54:54,292 --> 00:54:57,003
你小時候家裡有發生過
性虐待事件嗎?

989
00:54:57,754 --> 00:54:58,755
沒有

990
00:55:01,257 --> 00:55:02,759
- 何西?
- 什麼?

991
00:55:12,477 --> 00:55:14,270
為什麼要聊這個話題?

992
00:55:15,605 --> 00:55:16,439
有嗎?

993
00:55:16,439 --> 00:55:18,649
拜託,凱蒂

994
00:55:47,678 --> 00:55:50,431
{\an8}- 喂?
- 媽,我是何西

995
00:55:51,808 --> 00:55:54,602
{\an8}- 你好嗎?
- 什麼?現在幾點了?

996
00:55:54,602 --> 00:55:56,562
{\an8}媽,你...

997
00:55:57,563 --> 00:56:00,566
{\an8}你還記得,很久以前...

998
00:56:01,651 --> 00:56:05,029
{\an8}我說過我會告訴你

999
00:56:05,029 --> 00:56:07,156
{\an8}你對我的傷害有多大

1000
00:56:07,740 --> 00:56:08,950
{\an8}你在說什麼?

1001
00:56:08,950 --> 00:56:10,576
{\an8}不要這樣

1002
00:56:11,577 --> 00:56:14,664
{\an8}別把我當白痴

1003
00:56:15,415 --> 00:56:19,544
{\an8}你很清楚你做了什麼,別逼我說出來

1004
00:56:19,544 --> 00:56:20,962
{\an8}你到底在說什麼?

1005
00:56:20,962 --> 00:56:23,423
{\an8}你很清楚我在說什麼

1006
00:56:23,423 --> 00:56:26,134
{\an8}我當時只是個孩子

1007
00:56:27,301 --> 00:56:31,013
{\an8}瑪塔也知道你做的是壞事

1008
00:56:31,013 --> 00:56:33,224
{\an8}但你讓她覺得...

1009
00:56:37,270 --> 00:56:39,480
{\an8}覺得她自己很蠢

1010
00:56:46,112 --> 00:56:49,574
{\an8}你讓她覺得自己像個白癡

1011
00:56:50,825 --> 00:56:55,997
{\an8}我長大之後,我說我也想知道

1012
00:56:55,997 --> 00:57:00,668
{\an8}然後你也把我當白痴

1013
00:57:01,919 --> 00:57:04,297
{\an8}- 你到底記不記得?
- 我不知道你在說什麼

1014
00:57:04,297 --> 00:57:07,008
{\an8}什麼叫你不知道?

1015
00:57:07,008 --> 00:57:10,011
{\an8}你身上也發生過一樣的事
瑪塔告訴我了!

1016
00:57:10,720 --> 00:57:12,555
{\an8}瑪塔告訴我你叔叔的事

1017
00:57:12,555 --> 00:57:15,433
{\an8}我不記得他的名字,他是個酒鬼

1018
00:57:15,933 --> 00:57:20,021
{\an8}在你小時候
他會摸你,他會對你亂來

1019
00:57:20,021 --> 00:57:24,775
{\an8}- 你姊姊是騙子,她在吃醋
- 你根本不曉得我在說什麼!

1020
00:57:40,791 --> 00:57:43,336
梅內德斯先生的遺囑送到了

1021
00:57:43,336 --> 00:57:45,671
- 我們上工吧
- 你真搞笑,進來吧

1022
00:57:45,671 --> 00:57:46,881
永遠這麼搞笑

1023
00:57:46,881 --> 00:57:49,509
所以你想怎麼做?瀏覽一遍?

1024
00:57:49,509 --> 00:57:50,968
不必,我們來這裡

1025
00:57:50,968 --> 00:57:54,055
我只是想談談一些假設狀況

1026
00:57:54,055 --> 00:57:56,265
因為我最近一直在反省

1027
00:57:56,265 --> 00:58:01,062
我需要針對我的
人生規劃和遺產分配做一些更動

1028
00:58:01,062 --> 00:58:02,230
- 可以嗎?
- 可以

1029
00:58:02,230 --> 00:58:04,148
很好,我們開始吧

1030
00:58:13,658 --> 00:58:16,577
沒錯,我飛去歐洲看潔咪,我愛她

1031
00:58:16,577 --> 00:58:19,455
沒錯,我想我媽和我爸應該付錢

1032
00:58:20,039 --> 00:58:21,749
天啊,你真是個荒謬的孩子

1033
00:58:24,335 --> 00:58:25,711
我已經受夠了

1034
00:58:25,711 --> 00:58:28,172
我不會再來參加這種會談了

1035
00:58:28,172 --> 00:58:29,757
- 凱蒂
- 不,不可能

1036
00:58:31,133 --> 00:58:32,426
我後悔生下你們

1037
00:58:32,426 --> 00:58:34,345
媽,你不能這樣說

1038
00:58:34,345 --> 00:58:36,806
你父親離鄉背井

1039
00:58:36,806 --> 00:58:39,308
而我丟下選美皇后的生活

1040
00:58:39,308 --> 00:58:41,519
我本來可以當電影明星,像金露華

1041
00:58:42,144 --> 00:58:43,229
結果卻生出你們?

1042
00:58:45,731 --> 00:58:48,276
艾瑞克,我想回到

1043
00:58:48,276 --> 00:58:50,528
你覺得你的車子很丟臉的那部分

1044
00:58:50,528 --> 00:58:52,154
你可以談談嗎?

1045
00:58:52,154 --> 00:58:54,073
好吧,那是福特的車

1046
00:58:54,073 --> 00:58:55,950
所以丟臉死了

1047
00:58:56,576 --> 00:58:58,578
我求你閉上嘴吧

1048
00:59:01,664 --> 00:59:02,748
怎樣?

1049
00:59:05,626 --> 00:59:07,461
為什麼那樣看著我們?

1050
00:59:08,045 --> 00:59:10,047
我不能對你微笑嗎?拜託

1051
00:59:11,674 --> 00:59:12,592
我是說...

1052
00:59:13,092 --> 00:59:16,596
我們跟歐齊爾醫師的會談很棒

1053
00:59:16,596 --> 00:59:17,888
非常感謝你

1054
00:59:18,472 --> 00:59:21,434
而且我和我美麗的妻子坐在一起

1055
00:59:23,394 --> 00:59:25,521
我還能說什麼?

1056
00:59:26,772 --> 00:59:29,650
沒錯,我在練習我的微笑

1057
00:59:29,650 --> 00:59:32,945
因為我們五分鐘後就要結束這個會談

1058
00:59:33,738 --> 00:59:36,490
然後去西爾斯百貨,四個人一起

1059
00:59:43,581 --> 00:59:44,540
太美了

1060
00:59:44,540 --> 00:59:47,251
凱蒂,可以挪過去一點嗎?

1061
00:59:47,251 --> 00:59:48,419
靠近萊爾一點

1062
00:59:49,503 --> 00:59:52,048
好,再給我一個燦爛的微笑

1063
00:59:52,048 --> 00:59:53,966
天啊,看看那些白色珍珠

1064
00:59:54,634 --> 00:59:55,676
真棒的一家人

1065
00:59:56,218 --> 00:59:57,261
準備...

1066
00:59:59,096 --> 01:00:00,514
我想就是這張了

1067
01:00:27,583 --> 01:00:28,584
給你

1068
01:01:53,461 --> 01:02:00,468
《怪物:梅內德斯弒親兄弟檔》

1069
01:03:25,261 --> 01:03:27,179
字幕翻譯:劉怡眉