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No, Amy, it's definitely not
the fifth moon of Sinda Callista.

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I think I can see a Ryman's.

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Amy! Amy!

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Argh!

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Doctor!

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It's saying we're on Earth!

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Essex, Colchester.

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Doctor?!

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It's taking off again.

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Doctor, can you hear me?

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Amy!

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Amy...

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MAN'S VOICE: 'Hello? Hello, please?
Hello?'

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'I need your help.
There's been an accident.'

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'Please, help me.'

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BUZZER

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Hello?

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Please, will you help me?

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Help you?

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What's wrong?

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Something terrible's happened.

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Please help me.

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Craig, what's that on the ceiling?

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What's what on the ceiling? That!

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It's coming from upstairs.

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Who lives up there again?

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Just some bloke.

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So what's the plan tonight?
Pizza, booze, telly?

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Yeah, pizza, booze, telly.

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THUMPING AND BANGING
What is he doing up there?

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You put the advert up yet? Yeah,
did it today, paper shop window.

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"One furnished room available
immediately, shared kitchen,

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"bathroom, with 27-year-old male,
non smoker, £400 pcm - per calendar
month - suit young professional."

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Mmm, sounds ideal. That's
your mission in life, Craig.

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Find me a man! Yeah, otherwise
you'll have to settle for me.

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You'll have to settle for me first.

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PHONE BEEPING
Oh, Melina again. What?

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..Right.

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..Yeah, but I've kind of got plans.

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..No, it's nothing important,
it's just Craig. Oh, thanks, Soph(!)

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Sorry, you know what I mean!

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..OK. I'll talk to Craig, OK.

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Now she's having a Dylan crisis
on top of the Clare crisis.
It could be another all-nighter.

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I'm sorry, but I really should go.

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Do you mind if I go?

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No, not at all. No, honestly,
course not, go.

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Cos I could stay. No, go on.
I mean, we've got plans.

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Just pizza.

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Yeah, it's just pizza.

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OK! Right, I'm going.

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All right, then.
Well, um, I'll see you soon. Yeah.

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All right, and give me a call,
I hope everything's OK.

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Thanks, sorry.

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THUMPING AND CRASHING

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Just tell her.

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Just tell her. "I love you."

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"I love you." Oh, jus..

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"Hey, I don't know if you knew..."

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Oh!

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DOORBELL RINGS

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Every time!

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I love you. I love you.

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I love you.

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I love you!

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I love you!

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Well, that's good, cos I'm
your new lodger. Do you know,

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this is going to be easier
than I expected!

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But I only just put the advert up
today, I didn't put my address.

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Well, aren't you lucky I came along?
More lucky than you know.

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Less of a young professional,
more of an ancient amateur,

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but frankly I'm an absolute dream.

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Hang on, mate, I don't know if I
want you staying, and give me back
those keys, you can't have those!

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Yes, quite right. Have some rent.

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That's probably quite a lot,
isn't it? Looks like a lot.

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Is it a lot? I can never tell.

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Don't spend it all on sweets. Unless
you like sweets. I like sweets. Ooh.

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That's how we greet each other
nowadays, isn't it? I'm the Doctor.

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Well, they call me the Doctor,
I don't know why.

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I call me the Doctor too.
Still don't know why.

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Craig Owens. The Doctor? Yep.

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Who lives upstairs? Just some bloke.

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What does he look like?

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Normal. He's very quiet.

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LOUD BANG
Usually.

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Sorry, who are you again?

86
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Hello?! Excuse me?

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Ah! I suppose that's...dry rot?

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Or damp. Or mildew.
Or none of the above.

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I'll get someone to fix it.
No, I'll fix it.

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I'm good at fixing rot.
Call me the Rotmeister.

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No, I'm the Doctor,
don't call me the Rotmeister.

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This is the most beautiful parlour
I have ever seen, you're obviously
a man of impeccable taste.

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I can stay, Craig, can't I?
Say I can.

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You haven't even seen the room.
The room? Your room.

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My room? Oh, yes, my room, my room.

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Take me to my room!

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Yeah, this is Mark's old room,
he owns the place,
moved out about a month ago.

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An uncle he'd never even heard of
died and left a load of money.

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How very convenient.

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This'll do just right. In fact...

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BANGING AND GLASS BREAKING

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No time to lose. I'll take it.

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Ah...you'll want to see
my credentials.

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There...
National Insurance number...

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NHS number...

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References.... Is that a reference
from the Archbishop of Canterbury?

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I'm his special favourite.

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Are you hungry? I'm hungry.

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I haven't got anything in.

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You've got everything I need for
an omelette fines herbes! Pour deux!

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So who's the girl on the fridge?

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My friend. Sophie.

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Girlfriend? A friend who is a girl.
There's nothing going on.

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Ah, that's completely normal.
Works for me.

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We met at work about a year ago
at the call centre.

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Oh, really, a communications
exchange? That could be handy.

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Firm's going down though.
The bosses are using a totally
rubbish business model.

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I know what they should do,
I got a plan all worked out,

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but I'm just a phone drone, I can't
go running in saying I know best.

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Why am I telling you this?
I don't even know you.

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I've got one of those faces.
People never stop blurting out
their plans while I'm around.

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Right, where's your stuff?

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Don't worry, it'll materialise,
if all goes to plan.

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Oh, which one, which one?! No!

125
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Why won't you land?!

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Oh, that was incredible!

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That was absolutely brilliant.

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Where did you learn to cook?

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Paris, in the 18th century.
No, hang on,

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that's not recent, is it? 17th?

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No, no, no, 20th.
Sorry, I'm not used to doing them
in the right order.

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Has anyone ever told you
that you're a bit weird?

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They never really stop.
Ever been to Paris, Craig?

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Nah, I can't see the point of Paris.

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I'm not much of a traveller.
I can tell from your sofa.

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My sofa? You're starting to look
like it.

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Thanks, mate, that's lovely!

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No, I like it here.

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I'd miss it, I'd miss...

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Those keys? What?

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You're sort of...

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..fondling them.

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I'm holding them. Right.

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Anyway...

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these...

146
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these are your keys.

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I can stay?
Yeah, you're weird and you can cook,
it's good enough for me.

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Right, outdoor, front door,

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your door. My door. My place.
My gaff. Ha-ha! Yes!

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Me with a key.

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And listen, Mark and I,
we had an arrangement where

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if you ever need me out of your
hair, just give me a shout, OK?

153
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Why would I want that?

154
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In case you want to bring someone
round. A girlfriend or...

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a boyfriend?

156
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Oh, I will.
I'll shout if that happens.

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Yes. Something like...

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I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS!

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By the way, that...

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the rot.

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I've got the strangest feeling
we shouldn't touch it.

162
00:10:08,440 --> 00:10:10,480
Earth to Pond, Earth to Pond.

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Come in, Pond.

164
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Doctor!

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00:10:14,680 --> 00:10:18,280
Oooh. Sorry! Could you not wreck
my new earpiece, Pond?

166
00:10:18,280 --> 00:10:21,600
No, I mean, he seems a laugh.

167
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He's a bit weird,
good weird, you know?

168
00:10:24,520 --> 00:10:28,800
'And he just happens to have three
grand on him in a paper bag?' Yeah. 

169
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Wait, wait. "The Doctor"?!

170
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'Craig, what if he's a dealer?!'

171
00:10:41,560 --> 00:10:44,040
'Hello. Stop, please.'

172
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'Can you hear me? I need your help.'

173
00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:48,880
How's the TARDIS coping?

174
00:10:48,880 --> 00:10:50,480
See for yourself.

175
00:10:55,360 --> 00:11:00,760
Ooh, nasty. She's locked in
a materialisation loop,
trying to land again but she can't.

176
00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:03,800
And whatever's stopping her
is upstairs in that flat.

177
00:11:03,800 --> 00:11:05,480
So go upstairs and sort it!

178
00:11:05,480 --> 00:11:08,200
'Please. My little girl's hurt.'

179
00:11:16,440 --> 00:11:18,640
I don't know what it is yet!

180
00:11:18,640 --> 00:11:23,720
Anything that can stop the TARDIS
from landing is big, scary big!

181
00:11:23,720 --> 00:11:27,200
Wait...aren't you scared?

182
00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:31,000
I'm so sorry, but will you help me?
Please.

183
00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:33,360
Help you?

184
00:11:34,840 --> 00:11:37,000
'A bow tie, are you serious?!'

185
00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,280
Hang on a sec.

186
00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:40,920
What? Craig, Craig?

187
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THE DOCTOR:
..Orange juice, eocenes Arbuckle,
rare tarantula on the table, ooh! >

188
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I can't go up there until I know
what it is and how to deal with it!

189
00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:53,320
It is vital that this "man" upstairs
doesn't realise who and what I am.

190
00:11:53,320 --> 00:11:54,840
So no sonicking.

191
00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:59,040
No advanced technology. I can only
use this cos we're on scramble.

192
00:11:59,040 --> 00:12:02,760
To anyone else
hearing this conversation,
we're talking absolute gibberish.

193
00:12:02,760 --> 00:12:04,360
Practical eruption in chicken. >

194
00:12:04,360 --> 00:12:07,480
Descartes Lombardy spiral. >

195
00:12:07,480 --> 00:12:10,760
All I've got to do is pass
as an ordinary human being.

196
00:12:10,760 --> 00:12:12,800
Simple.
What could possibly go wrong?

197
00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:16,360
'Have you seen you?' So you're just
going to be snide? No helpful hints?

198
00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:20,240
Hmm, well, here's one...
bow tie, get rid!

199
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,680
Bow ties are cool.

200
00:12:21,680 --> 00:12:26,080
Come on, Amy, I'm a normal bloke,
tell me what normal blokes do.

201
00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:29,320
They watch telly, they play
football, they go down the pub.

202
00:12:29,320 --> 00:12:31,840
I could do those things!
I don't, but I could!

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CRASHING
Hang on. Wait, wait, wait! Amy?!

204
00:12:34,840 --> 00:12:36,920
SHE SCREAMS

205
00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:42,520
Interesting.

206
00:12:43,480 --> 00:12:45,600
Localised time loop.

207
00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:49,680
Ow! What's all that? Time distortion.

208
00:12:49,680 --> 00:12:53,040
Whatever's happening upstairs,
is still affecting you.

209
00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:54,920
AMY SCREAMS

210
00:12:54,920 --> 00:12:58,640
MORE SCREAMING

211
00:13:04,520 --> 00:13:07,960
It's stopped...ish!

212
00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:10,640
'How about your end?'
My end's good.

213
00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:16,160
'So, doesn't sound great,
but nothing to worry about?'

214
00:13:16,160 --> 00:13:20,680
No, no, no, not really!
Just keep the zigzag plotter
on full, that'll protect you.

215
00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:24,360
Ah!

216
00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:27,680
Amy, I said the zigzag plotter!
I pulled the zigzag plotter!

217
00:13:27,680 --> 00:13:30,280
What, you're standing
with the door behind you? Yes!

218
00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:33,600
OK, take two steps to your right
and pull it again!

219
00:13:41,480 --> 00:13:45,640
Oh. Now, I must not use the sonic.

220
00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:48,800
I've got work to do,
need to pick up a few items. Hey!

221
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CAT MIAOWING
Ssh!

222
00:13:57,080 --> 00:13:59,280
Don't get comfortable!

223
00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:08,560
THE DOCTOR SINGING

224
00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:12,640
Doctor! Hello?!

225
00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:15,280
How long are you going to be
in there?

226
00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:17,960
Oh, sorry, I like a good soak!

227
00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:21,200
LOUD THUMPING

228
00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:23,720
What the hell was that?
What did you say?

229
00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:28,720
I'm just going to go upstairs,
see if he's OK.

230
00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:30,280
Sorry?

231
00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:44,160
What did you say?

232
00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:51,760
Yes? Hello?

233
00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:53,240
Craig?

234
00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:55,840
Ow!

235
00:14:55,840 --> 00:14:59,400
It's me from downstairs.
I heard a big bang.

236
00:15:01,040 --> 00:15:03,160
No choice...it's sonicking time.

237
00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:07,080
Thank you, Craig,
but I don't need your help.

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00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:11,120
Oops!

239
00:15:12,280 --> 00:15:15,400
What happened, what's going on?
Is that my toothbrush?

240
00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:17,920
Correct. You spoke to
the man upstairs? Yeah.

241
00:15:17,920 --> 00:15:20,960
What did he look like? More normal
than you do at the moment.

242
00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:23,680
What are you doing? I thought
you might be in trouble.

243
00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:30,560
Thanks(!) Well if I ever am, you can
come and save me with my toothbrush.

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PHONE RINGS

245
00:15:38,440 --> 00:15:40,680
Ooh! Hello? Ah!

246
00:15:40,680 --> 00:15:43,640
Hello! The Doctor.

247
00:15:43,640 --> 00:15:46,520
Right. You must be Sophie.

248
00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:48,000
Mm-hm.

249
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,280
Oh...oh!

250
00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:54,920
No, Dom's in Malta, there's
nobody around. Hang on a sec.

251
00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:59,120
We've got a match today, pub league,
we're one down if you fancy it?

252
00:15:59,120 --> 00:16:00,920
Pub league? A drinking competition?

253
00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:05,720
No...football...play football?
Football. Football!

254
00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:08,600
Yes, blokes play football!
I'm good at football, I think.

255
00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:10,440
You've saved my life!
I've got somebody.

256
00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:12,000
All right, see you down there.

257
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:15,960
Hey, Soph. Hey, I thought I'd come
early and meet your new flatmate.

258
00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:18,200
Do you play, Sophie?

259
00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:21,640
No, Soph just stands
on the sidelines, she's my mascot.

260
00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:24,040
I'm your mascot? Mascot?!

261
00:16:24,040 --> 00:16:27,480
Well, not my mascot, it's a
football match, I can't take a date.

262
00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:30,080
I didn't say I was your date.
Neither did I.

263
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,160
Better get dressed.

264
00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:44,240
Oh, the spare kit's just in
the bottom drawer. Bit of a mess.

265
00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:49,360
What d'you think?
You didn't say he was gorgeous!

266
00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:52,280
You unlocked the door. How did
you do that? Those are your keys,

267
00:16:52,280 --> 00:16:54,320
you must have left them
last time you came here.

268
00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:57,840
Yeah, but I...
How do you know these are my keys?

269
00:16:57,840 --> 00:17:00,160
I've been holding them!
I have got another set.

270
00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:03,200
You've got two sets of keys
to someone else's house? Yeah.

271
00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:04,560
I see!

272
00:17:04,560 --> 00:17:07,000
You must like it here too.

273
00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:25,520
So I'm going out, if I hang about
the house all the time, him upstairs
might get suspicious, notice me.

274
00:17:25,520 --> 00:17:28,440
Football, OK, well done,
that is normal.

275
00:17:28,440 --> 00:17:30,920
'Yeah, football, all outdoorsy.'

276
00:17:30,920 --> 00:17:34,680
Now, football's the one
with the sticks, isn't it?

277
00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:39,120
What are you actually called,
what's your proper name?
Just call me the Doctor. Yeah.

278
00:17:39,120 --> 00:17:42,680
I can't say to these guys,
"Hey, this is my new flatmate,
he's called the Doctor."

279
00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:44,520
Why not? Cos it's weird.

280
00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:47,480
All right, Craig. Soph.
All right, mate.

281
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,000
Hello, I'm Craig's new flatmate.

282
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,920
I'm called the Doctor.
All right, Doctor. I'm Sean.

283
00:17:53,920 --> 00:17:56,080
Where are you strongest? Arms.

284
00:17:57,720 --> 00:18:00,840
No, he means, what position?
On the field?

285
00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:03,520
Not sure. The front? The side?

286
00:18:03,520 --> 00:18:07,240
Below? Are you any good though?

287
00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:10,280
Let's find out!

288
00:18:19,840 --> 00:18:21,280
That's not bad.

289
00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:24,880
Yes. Go!

290
00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:27,960
One two, one two!

291
00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:31,200
Go on, Doctor, go on, Doctor!

292
00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:37,520
CHEERING

293
00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:41,640
You're brilliant, you're amazing!

294
00:18:47,680 --> 00:18:50,480
Come on, Craig, show them
what you've got!

295
00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:06,760
I love this game!

296
00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:27,600
CHANTING: Doctor, Doctor, Doctor,
Doctor!

297
00:19:38,520 --> 00:19:41,400
CHILD'S VOICE:
'Please can you help me?

298
00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:45,840
'Can you help me, please?'

299
00:19:47,680 --> 00:19:49,280
'Can you help me?'

300
00:19:51,840 --> 00:19:53,440
Hello?

301
00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:03,280
I've lost my mum, I don't know where
she is. Please can you help me?

302
00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:05,360
Help you?

303
00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:10,320
You poor thing, what's happened?

304
00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:13,200
Can you help me find her?

305
00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:18,880
You are so on the team! Next week
we've got the Crown and Anchor,
we'll annihilate them!

306
00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:21,200
No violence, not while I'm around,

307
00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:23,840
not today, not ever. I'm the Doctor,
the oncoming storm...

308
00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:26,480
and you meant beat them
in a football match, didn't you?

309
00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:29,560
Yeah. Lovely, what sort of time?

310
00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:32,320
THEY LAUGH

311
00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:48,920
SHE SCREAMS

312
00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:50,760
Amy? Amy?

313
00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:55,440
It's happening again! Worse!
What does the scanner say?

314
00:20:56,960 --> 00:21:01,760
A lot of nines. Is it good
that they're nines? Tell me
it's good that they're all nines!

315
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:06,400
Yes, yes, it's...it's good! Zigzag
plotter, zigzag plotter, Amy.

316
00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:14,360
Argh!

317
00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:19,440
Amy? Are you there?

318
00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:25,960
'Amy?' Yes, hello.

319
00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:29,040
Ah, thank heavens. I thought
the TARDIS had been flung off

320
00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:32,400
into the vortex
with you inside it, lost forever.

321
00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:36,760
You mean that could actually happen!?
You have got to get me out of here.
How are the numbers?

322
00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:40,120
All fives.

323
00:21:40,120 --> 00:21:41,760
Fives?

324
00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:45,560
Even better.

325
00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:49,960
'Still, it means the effect's
almost unbelievably powerful
and dangerous, but don't worry.'

326
00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:51,680
Hang on, OK?

327
00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:56,400
'I've got some rewiring to do.'
Hey! You..."hang on"!

328
00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:05,960
Hello, flatmate.

329
00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:07,880
Hey, man.

330
00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:14,840
Listen, Sophie's coming round
tonight and I was wondering
if you could give us some space?

331
00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:17,440
Oh, don't mind me.
You won't even know I'm here.

332
00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:19,520
DISTANT EXPLOSION

333
00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:20,720
That's the idea.

334
00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:26,680
< Yes, perfect! What a beauty!

335
00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:34,920
That's got bigger. Oh, yeah.

336
00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:36,560
Are we going out?

337
00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:40,040
I've had a bit of a weird day,
can we do pizza-booze-telly?

338
00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:41,880
Great, love it! Wait.

339
00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:45,880
No Melina, no crises,
no interruptions.

340
00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:48,600
Great. Excellent.

341
00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:51,320
Um, Soph...

342
00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:54,920
I've...

343
00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:00,720
I think...

344
00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:04,120
Where's this going?

345
00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:07,080
I think that we...

346
00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:11,960
..should...

347
00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:15,000
Mm?

348
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:16,640
Hello. What?

349
00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:22,320
Whoops, sorry, don't worry, I wasn't
listening, in a world of my own down
there. I thought you were going out?

350
00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:27,760
Just re-connecting all
the electrics, it's a real mess.
Where's the on-switch for this?

351
00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:31,600
He really is on his way out. No,
I don't mind, if you don't mind.

352
00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:35,960
I don't mind, why would I mind?
Then stay, have a drink with us.

353
00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:40,280
What, do I have to stay now?
Do you want to stay? I don't mind.

354
00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:42,880
OK! Great!

355
00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:44,800
Cos life can seem pointless, Doctor.

356
00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:50,000
Work, weekend, work, weekend. And
there's six billion people on the
planet doing pretty much the same.

357
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:53,840
Six billion people? Watching you
two at work, I'm starting to
wonder where they all come from.

358
00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:57,200
What? What do you mean by that? So,
the call centre. That's no good?

359
00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:59,080
What do you really want to do?

360
00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:02,560
Don't laugh.
I only ever told Craig about it.

361
00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:05,560
I want to work
looking after animals.

362
00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:10,120
Maybe abroad? I saw this
orang-utan sanctuary on telly.

363
00:24:10,120 --> 00:24:14,080
What's stopping you? She can't,
you need loads of qualifications.

364
00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:18,560
Yeah, true. Plus it's scary,
everyone I know lives round here.

365
00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:22,200
Craig got offered a job in London,
better money, didn't take it.

366
00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:25,960
What's wrong with staying here?
I can't see the point of London.

367
00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:28,120
Perhaps you'll just have
to stay here,

368
00:24:28,120 --> 00:24:31,360
secure and a little bit miserable
until the day you drop.

369
00:24:31,360 --> 00:24:33,360
Better than trying and failing, eh?

370
00:24:33,360 --> 00:24:35,840
You think I'd fail?
Everybody's got dreams, Sophie,

371
00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:39,120
very few are going to achieve them,
so why pretend?

372
00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:44,840
Perhaps, in the whole universe, a
call centre is where you should be?

373
00:24:44,840 --> 00:24:47,200
Why are you saying that?
That's horrible. Is it true?

374
00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:53,000
Of course it's not true. I'm not
staying in a call centre all
my life, I can do anything I want!

375
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:56,880
Oh! Yeah! Right!

376
00:24:56,880 --> 00:24:59,520
Oh, my God!
Did you see what he just did?

377
00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:02,440
No, what's happening? Are you going
to live with monkeys now?

378
00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:04,280
It's a big old world, Sophie.

379
00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:07,800
Work out what's really
keeping you here, eh?

380
00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:09,800
I don't know.

381
00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:11,240
Dunno.

382
00:25:18,360 --> 00:25:21,920
So, are you going to be taking off
then, seeing the world?

383
00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:23,880
What? Do you think I should?

384
00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:26,560
Yeah...

385
00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:29,640
Like the Doctor says,
what's keeping you here?

386
00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:31,880
Yeah, exactly! What?

387
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:36,440
Bye. See you.

388
00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:43,240
See you in a bit. Yeah.

389
00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:54,240
Right. Shield's up.

390
00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:55,840
Let's scan!

391
00:25:57,720 --> 00:25:59,640
'What are you getting?'

392
00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:02,240
Upstairs.
No traces of high technology.

393
00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:04,440
Totally normal.

394
00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:06,480
No no, no, no, it can't be!

395
00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:07,640
It's too normal.

396
00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:10,080
Only for you could too normal
be a problem.

397
00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:12,800
You said I could be lost forever.
Just go upstairs.

398
00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:16,240
Without knowing, get myself killed,
then you really are lost.

399
00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:19,080
If I could just
get a look in there...

400
00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:20,520
Hold on.

401
00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:25,560
Use the data bank, get me the plans
of this building - its history,
the layout, everything.

402
00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:28,680
Meanwhile, I shall recruit a spy.

403
00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:53,280
The Rotmeister...

404
00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:55,560
Ahh!

405
00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:57,040
Ow!

406
00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:04,440
Craig!

407
00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:09,400
Craig? Breakfast, it's normal.

408
00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:10,920
Craig?

409
00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:14,680
Craig!

410
00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:19,960
Craig, I told you not to touch it!
What's that?

411
00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:22,400
An unfamiliar and obviously
poisonous substance.

412
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:25,800
"Oh, I know what would be really
clever, I'll stick my hand in it!"

413
00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:27,680
Come on, Craig, breathe.

414
00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:32,880
Come on, Craig, breathe! Thems
are healthy footballer's lungs!

415
00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:35,800
Right. Reverse the enzyme decay.

416
00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:38,600
Excite the tannin molecules.

417
00:27:49,120 --> 00:27:52,680
I've got to go to work.
On no account. You need rest.

418
00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:54,200
One more.

419
00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:04,000
It's the planning meeting,
it's important. You're important.

420
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:08,920
You're going to be fine, Craig.

421
00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:25,480
What!

422
00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:28,480
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

423
00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:42,440
Oh, afternoon.

424
00:28:42,440 --> 00:28:46,120
I'm so sorry, Michael, I don't know
what happened, I've got no excuse.

425
00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:49,440
I think that's not what my screen
is telling me, Mr Lang.

426
00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:52,280
What's he doing here?
What are you doing here?

427
00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:56,720
If that's your attitude, Mr Lang,
please take your custom elsewhere.

428
00:28:56,720 --> 00:28:59,040
No, no, no, that's
one of my best clients!

429
00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:02,920
Craig, how are you feeling? Had
some time to kill, I was curious,
never worked in an office.

430
00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:05,280
Never worked in anywhere.
You're insane!

431
00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:07,160
Leave off the Doctor,
I love the Doctor.

432
00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:09,520
He was brilliant
in the planning meeting.

433
00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:11,400
You went to the planning meeting?

434
00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:15,360
I was your representative. We don't
need Mr Lang any more. Rude Mr Lang.

435
00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:18,720
Here you go, and I found some
custard creams! Sophie, my hero.

436
00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:21,720
Hi. I went on the web, applied
for a wildlife charity thing.

437
00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:24,960
They said I could always start
as a volunteer straight away.

438
00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:27,680
Should I do it?
Yeah, great, yeah, good, go for it.

439
00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:29,640
You look awful.
About turn! Bed. Now.

440
00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:31,680
Who next? Oh, yes.

441
00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:39,160
Hello, Mr Joergensen. Can you hold?
I have to eat a biscuit.

442
00:29:56,680 --> 00:29:58,800
What the hell?

443
00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:03,560
CAT MIAOWS

444
00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:05,640
Have you been upstairs?

445
00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:07,160
Yes?

446
00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:09,800
THROATY MIAOW

447
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:15,320
You can do it. Show me what's up
there? What's behind that door? >

448
00:30:15,320 --> 00:30:18,080
Try to show me.
Ohh, that doesn't make sense! >

449
00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:21,760
Ever see anyone go up there?
Lots of people? Good good. >

450
00:30:21,760 --> 00:30:25,960
What kind of people?
People who never come back down.
That's very bad.

451
00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:34,200
Oh, hello. I can't take this
any more. I want you to go!

452
00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:39,120
You can have this back an' all.
What have I done?

453
00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:42,400
For a start, talking to a cat.
Lots of people talk to cats.

454
00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:45,160
Everybody loves you, you're better
at football than me, and my job,

455
00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:50,560
and now Sophie's all "Oh, monkeys,
monkeys!" and then...there's that!

456
00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:55,960
It's art!
A statement on modern society,
"Ooh, ain't modern society awful?"

457
00:30:55,960 --> 00:30:59,080
You've been here three days, 
the three weirdest days of my life.

458
00:30:59,080 --> 00:31:02,920
Your days will get a lot weirder
if I go! I can't do this any more!

459
00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:06,080
I can't leave this place.
I'm like you, I can't see
the point of anywhere else.

460
00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:08,120
Madrid, hah, what a dump!
I have to stay.

461
00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:11,800
No, you don't, you have to leave!
I can't go! Just get out!

462
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:14,240
Right! Only way!
I'm going to show you something,

463
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:15,880
but ssh, really, ssh!

464
00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:18,360
Oh, I am going to regret this.
OK, right...

465
00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:21,000
First, general background!
Yargh!

466
00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:26,480
Ohhh!

467
00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:28,320
Ow!

468
00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:30,200
You're a... Yes.

469
00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:34,000
From... Ssh. You've got a TARDIS!
Yes. Ssh!

470
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:35,200
Eleventh!

471
00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:37,640
Right... OK, specific detail!

472
00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:39,240
BOTH: Argh!!

473
00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:43,000
Amy! Amy!

474
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:48,720
You saw my ad
in the paper shop window.

475
00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:52,640
Yes, with this right above it.
Which is odd, because
Amy hasn't written it yet.

476
00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:54,600
Time travel, it CAN happen.

477
00:31:54,600 --> 00:32:00,240
That's a scanner! You used
non-technological technology
of Lammasteen.

478
00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:02,120
Shut up!

479
00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:14,360
Please can you help me?

480
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:16,880
Hi.

481
00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:21,800
Please. Will you help me?
What's the matter, my love?

482
00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:24,680
Help you?

483
00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:29,920
Aaargh!

484
00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:36,160
I am never, ever doing that ever
ever again... Amy! That's Amy Pond!

485
00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:40,760
Oh, of course, you can understand
us now, hurrah. Got those plans yet?

486
00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:47,120
Still searching for them! I've worked
it out with psychic help from a cat.

487
00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:51,040
Cat? Yes, I know he's got a time
engine in the flat upstairs.

488
00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:52,960
He's using innocent people
to try and launch it.

489
00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:57,280
Whenever he does, they get burnt up,
hence the stain... From the ceiling?
Well done, Craig.

490
00:32:57,280 --> 00:33:01,360
And you, Miss Pond, nearly get
thrown off into the Vortex. Lovely!

491
00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:06,280
People are dying up there? People
are dying. People are dying. Amy!

492
00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:08,120
Doctor!

493
00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:10,560
They're being killed!

494
00:33:10,560 --> 00:33:12,200
Someone's up there.

495
00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:18,960
'Doctor!' Hang on!

496
00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:24,120
Craig, come on...
someone's dying up there.

497
00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:28,120
It's Sophie. It's Sophie that's
dying up there, it's Sophie!

498
00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:30,360
Doctor! Aaaaargh!

499
00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:32,800
Where's Sophie! Wait, wait! Amy?

500
00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:36,200
Are you upstairs? Just going in!
But you can't be upstairs.

501
00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:38,280
Of course I can be upstairs!
Come on!

502
00:33:38,280 --> 00:33:42,360
No! I've got the plans, you cannot be
upstairs, it's a one-storey building.

503
00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:44,560
'There is no upstairs!'

504
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:53,680
What?

505
00:33:53,680 --> 00:33:56,400
What? Oh.

506
00:33:56,400 --> 00:33:58,880
Oh, of course!

507
00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:03,800
The time engine isn't IN the flat.
The time engine IS the flat!

508
00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:07,000
Someone's attempt to build a TARDIS.

509
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:09,240
No, there's always been an upstairs.

510
00:34:09,240 --> 00:34:11,800
Has there? Think about it! Yes.

511
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:16,240
No. I don't... Perception filter.
It's more than a disguise.
It tricks your memory.

512
00:34:16,240 --> 00:34:18,040
SCREAMING
Sophie!

513
00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:20,160
Sophie! Oh, my God, Sophie!

514
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:25,600
Craig! It's controlling her. It's
willing her to touch the activator.
It's not going to have her!

515
00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:28,920
Ah! Deadlock seal!

516
00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:30,880
You've got to do something!

517
00:34:32,240 --> 00:34:35,400
What? Why's it let her go?

518
00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:45,320
You will help me. Right! Stop!
Crashed ship, let's see. Hello.

519
00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:47,680
I'm Captain Troy Handsome
of International Rescue.

520
00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:50,080
Please state the nature of your
emergency. The ship has crashed.

521
00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:52,600
The crew are dead.
A pilot is required.

522
00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:54,240
You're the emergency crash program.

523
00:34:54,240 --> 00:34:57,360
A hologram.
You've been luring people up here
so you can try them out.

524
00:34:57,360 --> 00:34:59,720
You will help me, you will help me,
you will help me.

525
00:34:59,720 --> 00:35:04,360
Craig! Where am I? Hush!
Human brains aren't strong enough,
they just burn. You're stupid,

526
00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:06,240
you just keep trying.

527
00:35:06,240 --> 00:35:08,240
17 people have been tried.

528
00:35:08,240 --> 00:35:11,880
6,000,400,026 remain.

529
00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:16,400
Seriously, what is going on?
The top floor of Craig's building
is in reality an alien space ship,

530
00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:19,920
intent on slaughtering
the population of this planet.
Any questions? No, good.

531
00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:22,960
Yes, I have questions. The correct
pilot has now been found.

532
00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:24,720
Yes, I was worried
you'd say that.

533
00:35:24,720 --> 00:35:26,280
He means you, Doctor, doesn't he?

534
00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:28,360
The correct pilot has been found.

535
00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:32,560
The correct pilot has been found
The correct pilot has been found.

536
00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:37,360
What's happening? It's pulling me in!
I'm the new pilot! Could you do it?

537
00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:39,680
Could you fly the ship safely?

538
00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:41,760
No, I'm way too much for this ship.

539
00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:45,800
My hand touches that panel,
the planet doesn't blow up,
the whole solar system does.

540
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:47,920
The correct pilot has been found.

541
00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:50,680
No...worst choice ever,
I promise you. Stop this!

542
00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:52,800
Doctor, it's getting worse.

543
00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:55,840
It doesn't want everyone.
Craig, it didn't want you!

544
00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:57,960
I spoke to him and he said
I couldn't help him!

545
00:35:57,960 --> 00:36:00,880
It didn't want Sophie before
but now it does. What's changed?

546
00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:03,760
No! I gave her the idea of leaving!

547
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:06,880
It's a machine that needs to leave,
it wants people who want to escape!

548
00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:10,120
And you don't want to leave, Craig,
you're Mr Sofa Man.

549
00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:11,320
Doctor!

550
00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:12,960
Craig, you can shut down the engine.

551
00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:16,800
Put your hand on the panel and
concentrate on why you want to stay!

552
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:19,040
Craig, no! Will it work?
Yes! Are you sure?

553
00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:20,720
Yes! Is that a lie?

554
00:36:20,720 --> 00:36:22,240
Of course it's a lie!

555
00:36:22,240 --> 00:36:25,080
It's good enough for me. Geronimo!

556
00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:31,200
Craig! Doctor!

557
00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:34,200
Craig, what's keeping you here?
Think about everything

558
00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:37,360
that makes you want to stay here!
Why don't you want to leave?

559
00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:39,800
Sophie! And I don't want to leave
Sophie!

560
00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:41,840
I can't leave Sophie! I love Sophie!

561
00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:46,600
I love you, too, Craig, you idiot!

562
00:36:48,240 --> 00:36:51,760
Doctor! Honestly, do you mean that?
Of course I mean it! Do you mean it?

563
00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:55,160
I've always meant it. Seriously
though, do you mean it? Yes.

564
00:36:55,160 --> 00:36:56,840
Ugh! What about the monkeys?

565
00:36:56,840 --> 00:36:59,840
Oh, not now, not again!
Craig, the planet's about to burn!

566
00:36:59,840 --> 00:37:01,960
For God's sake, kiss the girl!

567
00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:03,520
Kiss the girl!

568
00:37:14,520 --> 00:37:16,560
'Doctor!'

569
00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:18,560
You've done it.

570
00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:21,000
Aha, you've done it!

571
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:26,520
'Oh, now the screen's just zeros!
Now it's minus ones,
minus twos, minus threes...'

572
00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:27,560
Big yes!

573
00:37:27,560 --> 00:37:31,040
DIFFERENT VOICES: Help me. Help me.
Help me. Help me.

574
00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:32,440
Big no.

575
00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:35,880
Help me. Help me. Help me. Help me.
Did we switch it off?

576
00:37:35,880 --> 00:37:40,280
Emergency shutdown, it's imploding,
everybody out, out, out!

577
00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:44,440
Help me. Help me. Help me.
Help me. Help me...

578
00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:46,200
Help me. Help me. Help me...

579
00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:48,560
- Doctor!
- Help me. Help me. Help me...

580
00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:15,800
Look at them. Didn't they see that?
The whole top floor just vanished.

581
00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:18,920
Perception filter.
There never was a top floor.

582
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:34,320
So have we spoiled our friendship,
then? Totally ruined it.

583
00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:36,000
And what about the monkeys?

584
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,120
We could save them together,
you know.

585
00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:42,960
Do whatever we want.
I could see the point of Paris
if you were there with me.

586
00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:45,800
First let's destroy our friendship
completely.

587
00:38:59,160 --> 00:39:02,360
Oi!
What, you're trying to sneak off?

588
00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:04,120
Yes, well, you were sort of...

589
00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:05,880
busy.

590
00:39:08,240 --> 00:39:12,520
I want you to keep these. Thank you.

591
00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:15,720
Cos I might pop back soon, have
another little stay. No, you won't.

592
00:39:15,720 --> 00:39:19,280
I've been in your head, remember.
But I still want you to keep them.

593
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:23,840
Thank you, Craig. Thank you, Doctor.

594
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:29,360
Sophie. Now then.
6,000,400,026 people in the world.

595
00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:32,160
That's the number to beat.

596
00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:34,400
Yeah.

597
00:39:58,720 --> 00:40:03,240
Back in time! You need to go to the
paper shop, leave that note for me.

598
00:40:03,240 --> 00:40:06,880
Right little matchmaker, aren't you?
Can't you find me a fella?

599
00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:10,080
Oh, rectifier's playing up again...
Hold on.

600
00:40:10,080 --> 00:40:12,800
You write the note and I'll change
that will. You got a pen?

601
00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:14,560
Make sure it's a red pen.

602
00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:49,280
There were cracks.

603
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:54,280
Through some we saw silence
and the end of all things.

604
00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:55,840
It's the crack in my wall.

605
00:40:55,840 --> 00:40:59,280
Two parts of space and time
that should never have touched,
pressed together.

606
00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:02,640
All through the universe, rips in
the continuum. How could it be here?

607
00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:05,640
How can it be following me? I don't
know yet, but I'm working it out.

608
00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:11,480
Some sort of space-time catechism?
Big enough to put cracks
in the universe. But what?

609
00:41:11,480 --> 00:41:17,720
The universe is cracked.
The Pandorica will open,
silence will fall.

610
00:41:17,720 --> 00:41:22,040
Pandorica... Ha! That's a fairytale!

611
00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:25,680
If it is real,
it's here and it's opening.

612
00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:30,080
What is it? A box, a cage a prison.

613
00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:36,920
There was a goblin or a Trickster,
or a warrior, soaked in the blood
of a billion galaxies.

614
00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:41,480
The most feared being
in all the cosmos.

615
00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:43,560
The Pandorica.

616
00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:45,880
More than just a fairytale.

617
00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:49,600
It's opening. Your world has
visitors.

618
00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:54,640
Daleks, Doctor, and Cyberships,
Sontarans, Slitheen, Chelonian,
Nestene, Drahvin, Sycorax...

619
00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:56,720
What's in there,
what could justify all this?

620
00:41:56,720 --> 00:41:58,720
What are you?

621
00:41:58,720 --> 00:42:00,840
What could you possibly be?

622
00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:16,920
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623
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