1 00:00:01,419 --> 00:00:04,138 The Fourth Great and Bountiful Human Empire. 2 00:00:04,214 --> 00:00:07,184 Every single fact in the Empire beams out of this place. 3 00:00:07,300 --> 00:00:08,847 Now, that's what I call power. 4 00:00:08,927 --> 00:00:12,557 Six hundred channels, all coming out of Satellite Five, broadcasting everywhere. 5 00:00:12,639 --> 00:00:14,687 This technology's wrong. 6 00:00:16,101 --> 00:00:17,603 - Trouble? - Oh, yeah. 7 00:00:17,686 --> 00:00:20,735 This is not the Fourth Great and Bountiful Human Empire. 8 00:00:20,814 --> 00:00:25,069 It's a place where humans are allowed to live by kind permission of my client. 9 00:00:25,277 --> 00:00:26,529 Who controls Satellite Five? 10 00:00:27,195 --> 00:00:30,950 The Mighty Jagrafess of the Holy Hadrojassic Maxarodenfoe. 11 00:00:31,283 --> 00:00:33,877 You mean that thing's in charge of Satellite Five? 12 00:00:33,952 --> 00:00:36,831 Once you go to Floor 500, you never come back. 13 00:00:46,339 --> 00:00:49,058 You'll have to stay and explain it, no one's going to believe me. 14 00:00:49,134 --> 00:00:50,975 They might start believing a lot of things now. 15 00:00:51,011 --> 00:00:53,730 The human race should accelerate, all back to normal. 16 00:01:04,357 --> 00:01:06,280 What's happening? 17 00:01:10,363 --> 00:01:12,365 Oh, my God! 18 00:01:13,575 --> 00:01:16,579 I don't believe it! Why did they put you in there? 19 00:01:16,995 --> 00:01:18,622 They never said you were coming. 20 00:01:18,705 --> 00:01:20,332 What happened? I was... 21 00:01:20,957 --> 00:01:24,507 Careful now. Ooh, mind yourself. 22 00:01:24,586 --> 00:01:26,714 That's the transmat, it scrambles your head. 23 00:01:26,838 --> 00:01:30,012 I was sick for days. All right? 24 00:01:31,968 --> 00:01:34,812 So, what's your name, then, sweetheart? 25 00:01:34,888 --> 00:01:39,268 The Doctor, I think. I was... I don't know. What happened? 26 00:01:39,434 --> 00:01:41,186 You got chosen. 27 00:01:42,354 --> 00:01:44,072 Chosen for what? 28 00:01:44,189 --> 00:01:47,284 You're a housemate! You're in the house. Isn't that brilliant? 29 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:51,200 That's not fair, we've got eviction in five minutes! 30 00:01:51,279 --> 00:01:53,702 I've been here for all nine weeks, I've followed the rules, 31 00:01:53,782 --> 00:01:56,752 I haven't had a single warning, then he comes swanning in. 32 00:01:56,868 --> 00:01:59,917 If they keep changing the rules, I'm gonna protest, I am. You watch me. 33 00:02:00,038 --> 00:02:01,756 I'm gonna paint the walls. 34 00:02:04,793 --> 00:02:07,967 Would the Doctor please come to the Diary Room? 35 00:02:20,767 --> 00:02:25,898 You are live on Channel 44, 00¢. Please do not swear. 36 00:02:25,980 --> 00:02:27,448 You have got to be kidding. 37 00:03:14,362 --> 00:03:15,989 What happened? 38 00:03:16,114 --> 00:03:20,164 It's all right, it's the transmat. It does your head in. 39 00:03:20,702 --> 00:03:23,330 You get a bit of amnesia. What's your name? 40 00:03:24,289 --> 00:03:27,509 Rose. But where's the Doctor? 41 00:03:27,625 --> 00:03:32,506 Just remember, do what the android says. Don't provoke it. 42 00:03:33,131 --> 00:03:35,179 The android's word is law. 43 00:03:35,341 --> 00:03:38,185 What do you mean, android? Like a robot? 44 00:03:38,511 --> 00:03:40,889 Positions, everyone. Thank you! 45 00:03:41,014 --> 00:03:42,857 Come on, hurry up. 46 00:03:45,393 --> 00:03:46,895 Steady. 47 00:03:48,855 --> 00:03:53,031 I was travelling... with the Doctor and a man called Captain jack. 48 00:03:54,319 --> 00:03:55,946 The Doctor wouldn’t just leave me... 49 00:03:56,029 --> 00:04:00,705 That's enough chat. Positions, final call. Good luck. 50 00:04:00,825 --> 00:04:02,668 But I'm not supposed to be here. 51 00:04:02,744 --> 00:04:06,499 It says Rose on the podium. Come on. 52 00:04:21,095 --> 00:04:24,440 Hold on, I must be going mad. 53 00:04:27,060 --> 00:04:29,188 It can't be. This looks like... 54 00:04:29,270 --> 00:04:31,068 Android activated! 55 00:04:32,065 --> 00:04:34,113 Oh, my God, the android. 56 00:04:35,735 --> 00:04:38,739 The Anne... droid. 57 00:04:39,405 --> 00:04:42,079 Welcome to The Weakest Link. 58 00:04:45,370 --> 00:04:48,169 Here we go again. We've got our work cut out for us. 59 00:04:48,248 --> 00:04:52,253 I don 'f know, he's sort of handsome. Has a good lantern jam 60 00:04:52,418 --> 00:04:54,762 Lantern jaws are so last year. 61 00:04:54,879 --> 00:04:58,258 Sorry, but, nice to meet you, ladies, but where exactly am I? 62 00:04:58,383 --> 00:05:00,852 We're giving you a brand-new image. 63 00:05:00,927 --> 00:05:02,770 Hold on, I was with the Doctor. 64 00:05:02,887 --> 00:05:05,356 Why, is there something wrong with what I'm wearing? 65 00:05:05,431 --> 00:05:09,777 It's all very 20th century. Where did you get that denim? 66 00:05:10,144 --> 00:05:13,774 A little place in Cardiff. It was called The Top Shop. 67 00:05:13,898 --> 00:05:16,617 Design classic! 68 00:05:16,734 --> 00:05:19,112 But we 're going to have to find you some new colour; 69 00:05:19,237 --> 00:05:23,287 maybe get rid of that "Oklahoma farm boy" thing you've got going on. 70 00:05:23,491 --> 00:05:27,496 Just stand still and let the defabricator work its magic. 71 00:05:27,620 --> 00:05:28,963 What's the defabricator? 72 00:05:36,963 --> 00:05:40,763 Okay. Defabricator. Does exactly what it says on the tin. 73 00:05:40,925 --> 00:05:42,802 Am I naked in front of millions of viewers? 74 00:05:42,927 --> 00:05:44,474 Absolutely! 75 00:05:44,804 --> 00:05:48,604 Ladies... your viewing figures just went up. 76 00:05:50,977 --> 00:05:52,354 Can't open it. 77 00:05:52,478 --> 00:05:54,697 It's got a deadlock seal. Ever since Big Brother 504 78 00:05:54,814 --> 00:05:57,488 when they all walked out, you must remember that? 79 00:05:57,650 --> 00:05:58,947 What about this? 80 00:05:59,027 --> 00:06:01,621 That's Exoglass. You need a nuclear bomb to get through. 81 00:06:01,696 --> 00:06:03,494 Don't tempt me. 82 00:06:05,658 --> 00:06:08,377 I know you're not supposed to talk about the outside world, 83 00:06:08,494 --> 00:06:11,498 but you must've been watching. Do people like me? 84 00:06:11,873 --> 00:06:13,716 Lynda, Lynda with a "Y" not Linda with an 85 00:06:13,833 --> 00:06:17,838 She got forcibly evicted 'cause she damaged a camera. Am I popular? 86 00:06:18,880 --> 00:06:21,724 - I don't remember. - Does that mean I'm nothing? 87 00:06:21,841 --> 00:06:25,846 Some people get this far 'cause they're insignificant. Doesn't anybody notice me? 88 00:06:26,012 --> 00:06:30,392 No, you're... nice, you're sweet. Everybody thinks you're sweet. 89 00:06:30,850 --> 00:06:36,232 Oh? Is that right? Is that what I am? No one's ever told me that before. 90 00:06:36,356 --> 00:06:38,654 Am I sweet? Really? 91 00:06:38,733 --> 00:06:40,610 Yeah. Dead sweet. 92 00:06:40,693 --> 00:06:42,320 Thank you. 93 00:06:45,239 --> 00:06:48,163 It's a wall. Isn't there supposed to be a garden out there? 94 00:06:48,242 --> 00:06:50,002 Don't be daft, no one's got a garden anymore. 95 00:06:50,036 --> 00:06:53,085 Who's got a garden? Don't tell me you've got a garden! 96 00:06:53,247 --> 00:06:55,215 No, I've just got the Tardis. 97 00:06:56,751 --> 00:06:57,877 I remember. 98 00:06:58,002 --> 00:07:00,551 That's the amnesia! So, what happened? Where did they get you? 99 00:07:00,755 --> 00:07:02,883 We'd just left Rexicoricophalvitorius. 100 00:07:03,007 --> 00:07:07,262 Then we went to Kyoto. That's right, Japan, in 1336 101 00:07:07,387 --> 00:07:08,889 and we only just escaped. 102 00:07:09,013 --> 00:07:11,107 We were together, we were laughing and then... 103 00:07:11,224 --> 00:07:14,728 there was this light, this white light coming through the walls 104 00:07:14,852 --> 00:07:16,570 and then... 105 00:07:17,105 --> 00:07:18,573 I woke up here. 106 00:07:18,690 --> 00:07:21,739 Yeah, that's the transmat beam. That's how they pick the housemates. 107 00:07:24,570 --> 00:07:29,121 Oh, Lynda with a Sweet, little Lynda. 108 00:07:30,451 --> 00:07:32,374 It's worse than that. 109 00:07:33,788 --> 00:07:35,882 I'm not just some passing traveller. 110 00:07:35,957 --> 00:07:38,927 No stupid little transmat gets inside my ship. 111 00:07:39,043 --> 00:07:41,637 That beam was 15 million times more powerful. 112 00:07:41,754 --> 00:07:45,054 Which means... this isn’t just a game. 113 00:07:45,925 --> 00:07:47,893 There's something else going on. 114 00:07:50,722 --> 00:07:53,771 Well, here's the latest update from the Big Brother house. 115 00:07:53,891 --> 00:07:57,270 I'm getting out. I'm gonna find my friends. 116 00:07:58,771 --> 00:08:00,773 And then I'm gonna find you. 117 00:08:09,615 --> 00:08:13,085 - Need a word. - Hold on, let me finish this. 118 00:08:13,411 --> 00:08:15,834 19, 18... 119 00:08:15,955 --> 00:08:19,801 17,16,15... 120 00:08:19,917 --> 00:08:23,387 Thank you, people, transmitting in... 121 00:08:23,463 --> 00:08:26,763 1111,10... 122 00:08:26,841 --> 00:08:28,434 I need to find the Doctor... 123 00:08:28,509 --> 00:08:30,853 just shut up and play the game. 124 00:08:31,262 --> 00:08:35,017 All right, then. What the hell, I'm gonna play to win. 125 00:08:35,975 --> 00:08:37,977 And cue! 126 00:08:38,311 --> 00:08:42,191 Let's play The Weakest Link. Start the clock. 127 00:08:42,815 --> 00:08:45,409 Agorax, the name of which basic foodstuff 128 00:08:45,485 --> 00:08:48,830 is an anagram of the word "beard"? 129 00:08:48,946 --> 00:08:50,539 - Bread. - Correct. 130 00:08:50,656 --> 00:08:55,287 Fitch, in the Pan Traffic Calendar, which month comes after Hoob? 131 00:08:55,369 --> 00:08:59,465 - Is it Clavadoe? - No, Pandoffi 132 00:08:59,540 --> 00:09:03,716 Rose, in maths, what is 258 minus 758? 133 00:09:03,836 --> 00:09:05,554 - 100! - Correct. 134 00:09:05,671 --> 00:09:06,797 - Rodrick. - Bank. 135 00:09:06,881 --> 00:09:08,724 Which letter of the alphabet 136 00:09:08,841 --> 00:09:12,345 appears in the word dangle but not in the word gland? 137 00:09:13,137 --> 00:09:14,684 - E. - Correct. 138 00:09:14,847 --> 00:09:18,693 Colleen, in social security, what D is the name of the payment 139 00:09:18,810 --> 00:09:20,983 given to Martian Drones? 140 00:09:21,187 --> 00:09:22,780 - Default. - Correct. 141 00:09:22,855 --> 00:09:25,358 Broff, the Great Cobalt Pyramid 142 00:09:25,525 --> 00:09:30,497 is built on the remains of which famous Old Earth institute? 143 00:09:30,571 --> 00:09:33,700 - Touchdown. - No, Torchwood. 144 00:09:34,575 --> 00:09:39,046 Agorax, in language, all five examples of which type of letter 145 00:09:39,163 --> 00:09:41,632 appear in the word facetious? 146 00:09:41,707 --> 00:09:43,129 - Vowels. - Correct. 147 00:09:43,209 --> 00:09:48,010 Fitch, in biology, which blood cells contain iron, red or white? 148 00:09:49,924 --> 00:09:52,143 - White. - No, red. 149 00:09:52,218 --> 00:09:56,394 Rose, in the holovid series, Jupiter Rising, 150 00:09:56,514 --> 00:09:58,937 the Grexnik is married to whom? 151 00:09:59,559 --> 00:10:01,607 How should I know? 152 00:10:02,228 --> 00:10:04,196 Why is she laughing? 153 00:10:07,275 --> 00:10:09,949 Oh, my God, I think she knows. 154 00:10:11,195 --> 00:10:14,916 And I've got a housemate who appeared out of nowhere. I told you. 155 00:10:15,241 --> 00:10:16,914 It's like the game's running itself. 156 00:10:17,577 --> 00:10:19,671 It's the Buccaneer look. 157 00:10:19,745 --> 00:10:22,589 Little dash of pirate and just a tweak of President Schwarzenegger. 158 00:10:23,291 --> 00:10:26,261 Not sure about the vest. What about a little bit of colour to lift it? 159 00:10:26,377 --> 00:10:29,221 Absolutely not never wear black with colour. 160 00:10:29,297 --> 00:10:31,538 It makes the colour look cheap and the black look boring. 161 00:10:31,549 --> 00:10:33,222 Now, let's talk jackets. 162 00:10:33,301 --> 00:10:36,726 - I kind of like the first one. - No, that's a bit too much Hell's Angel. 163 00:10:36,804 --> 00:10:38,477 I think I like the shorter one. Look! 164 00:10:38,598 --> 00:10:41,647 Waist-length, nice and slimming, shows off the bum. 165 00:10:41,767 --> 00:10:42,984 Works for me. 166 00:10:43,102 --> 00:10:46,276 Once we've got an outfit we can look at the face. 167 00:10:46,397 --> 00:10:48,274 Ever thought about cosmetic surgery? 168 00:10:48,399 --> 00:10:50,652 I've considered it, yeah. A little lift around the eyes, 169 00:10:50,776 --> 00:10:52,949 tighten up the jaw line, what do you think? 170 00:10:53,112 --> 00:10:55,786 Let's have a biz' more ambit/on. 171 00:10:56,115 --> 00:10:59,119 Let? do something cutting edge. 172 00:10:59,952 --> 00:11:02,501 So, Rose, what do you actually do? 173 00:11:02,622 --> 00:11:07,423 I just travel about a bit. Bit of a tourist, I suppose. 174 00:11:08,127 --> 00:11:09,720 Another way of saying unemployed? 175 00:11:09,795 --> 00:11:11,968 - No! - Have You got a job? 176 00:11:12,131 --> 00:11:14,304 Well, not really, no... 177 00:11:14,467 --> 00:11:16,014 Then you are unemployed. 178 00:11:16,135 --> 00:11:19,639 Yet you've still got enough money to buy peroxide. Why Fitch? 179 00:11:20,348 --> 00:11:24,148 Er... I think she got a few of the questions wrong, that's all. 180 00:11:25,519 --> 00:11:27,988 And you '0' know all about that. 181 00:11:28,314 --> 00:11:32,945 Well, yeah, but I can't vote for myself, so it had to be Fitch. 182 00:11:35,196 --> 00:11:40,123 Sorry, that's the game, that's how it works. I had to vote for someone. 183 00:11:40,451 --> 00:11:43,796 Let me try again. It was the lights and everything, I couldn't think... 184 00:11:43,871 --> 00:11:48,297 In fact, with three answers wrong, Broff was the Weakest Link in that round. 185 00:11:48,376 --> 00:11:50,049 But it's votes that count! 186 00:11:50,169 --> 00:11:55,016 I'm sorry, please. Oh, God, help me. 187 00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:02,894 Fitch, you are the Weakest Link. Goodbye. 188 00:12:10,398 --> 00:12:14,198 And we've gone to the adverts. Back in three minutes. 189 00:12:15,027 --> 00:12:17,576 What's that? What just happened? 190 00:12:17,697 --> 00:12:20,325 She was the Weakest Link, she gets disintegrated. 191 00:12:23,202 --> 00:12:25,375 Blasted into atoms. 192 00:12:25,997 --> 00:12:27,874 But I voted for her. 193 00:12:30,042 --> 00:12:32,261 Oh, my God, this is sick. 194 00:12:33,379 --> 00:12:36,053 All of you, you're just sick. I'm not playing... 195 00:12:36,173 --> 00:12:41,395 I'm not playing! I can't do it. 196 00:12:43,889 --> 00:12:45,766 Please, somebody let me out of here. 197 00:12:45,891 --> 00:12:48,394 You are the Weakest Link. 198 00:12:51,355 --> 00:12:52,857 Goodbye. 199 00:12:58,904 --> 00:13:01,248 Don't try to escape. 200 00:13:01,407 --> 00:13:04,081 It's play or die. 201 00:13:08,956 --> 00:13:13,052 Doctor, they said all housemates must gather on the sofa, you've got to. 202 00:13:13,127 --> 00:13:14,754 I'm busy getting out, thanks. 203 00:13:15,046 --> 00:13:17,970 But if you don't obey, then all the housemates get punished. 204 00:13:18,799 --> 00:13:20,893 Well, maybe I'll be voted out, then. 205 00:13:20,968 --> 00:13:24,222 How stupid are you? You've only just joined, you're not eligible. 206 00:13:24,305 --> 00:13:27,149 And don't try anything clever or we all get it in the neck. 207 00:13:27,266 --> 00:13:30,065 Big Brother house, this is Davinadroid. 208 00:13:30,144 --> 00:13:32,567 Crosbie, Lynda and Strood 209 00:13:32,646 --> 00:13:36,776 you have all been nominated for eviction. And the eighth person to he evicted 210 00:13:36,901 --> 00:13:39,245 from the Big Brother house is... 211 00:13:42,114 --> 00:13:44,993 - Crosbie! - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 212 00:13:45,284 --> 00:13:48,413 It should've been me, that's not fair, Crosbie. 213 00:13:48,496 --> 00:13:51,466 Crosbie, you have 70 seconds to make your farewells 214 00:13:51,582 --> 00:13:53,459 and then We're going to get you! 215 00:13:54,293 --> 00:13:56,045 I won't forget you. 216 00:13:56,128 --> 00:13:59,257 - I'm sorry I stole your soap. - I don't mind, honestly. 217 00:13:59,340 --> 00:14:02,594 And thanks for the food, you're a smashing cook. Bless you. 218 00:14:03,511 --> 00:14:06,685 Crosbie, please leave the Big Brother house. 219 00:14:11,644 --> 00:14:14,488 Bye, then. Bye, Lynda. 220 00:14:14,772 --> 00:14:16,149 Bye. 221 00:14:27,660 --> 00:14:30,004 I don't believe it. Crosbie. 222 00:14:30,830 --> 00:14:33,504 It's only a game show. She'll make a fortune on the outside. 223 00:14:33,624 --> 00:14:38,175 Sell her story, release a record, fitness video, all of that. She'll be laughing. 224 00:14:38,379 --> 00:14:41,349 - What do you mean, on the outside? - Here we go. 225 00:14:51,016 --> 00:14:53,394 What are they waiting for? Why don't they just let her go? 226 00:14:53,519 --> 00:14:55,521 Stop it, it's not funny. 227 00:14:58,315 --> 00:15:01,615 Eviction in 5, 4... 228 00:15:01,694 --> 00:15:05,198 3,2, 7. 229 00:15:13,873 --> 00:15:15,716 What was that? 230 00:15:17,501 --> 00:15:19,378 Disintegrator beam. 231 00:15:24,341 --> 00:15:26,514 She's been evicted. 232 00:15:27,887 --> 00:15:29,560 From life. 233 00:15:36,687 --> 00:15:39,691 No one programmed the transmat, no one selected new contestants. 234 00:15:39,899 --> 00:15:41,492 It is exactly like those stories. 235 00:15:41,567 --> 00:15:44,571 Don't start that again. I think you need to take a session off. 236 00:15:44,737 --> 00:15:46,660 I would, if you'd take it with me. 237 00:15:46,739 --> 00:15:49,288 And don't start that again either. 238 00:15:49,408 --> 00:15:50,910 But the rumours go back decades. 239 00:15:51,035 --> 00:15:53,458 Saying that something's been hidden up here. 240 00:15:53,579 --> 00:15:55,422 Underneath the transmissions. 241 00:15:56,415 --> 00:15:59,919 But the Controller would know. She watches everything. 242 00:16:01,045 --> 00:16:04,766 Maybe she just can't see it. You've got to allow for human error. 243 00:16:05,382 --> 00:16:07,134 Well, that's your problem, then. 244 00:16:08,886 --> 00:16:11,435 I don't think she's been human for years. 245 00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:25,160 18,19, 20. 246 00:16:26,278 --> 00:16:27,746 Transmit. 247 00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:31,291 Are you insane? You just step right into the disintegrator? 248 00:16:31,408 --> 00:16:34,912 Is it that important getting your face on the telly? Is it worth dying for? 249 00:16:34,995 --> 00:16:38,215 - You're talking like we've got a choice! - I thought you had to apply. 250 00:16:38,290 --> 00:16:41,134 Don't be so stupid. That's how they played it centuries back. 251 00:16:41,252 --> 00:16:43,550 You get chosen whether you like it or not. 252 00:16:43,629 --> 00:16:45,677 Everyone on Earth is a potential contestant, 253 00:16:45,798 --> 00:16:48,051 the transmat beam picks you out at random. 254 00:16:48,133 --> 00:16:51,558 And it's nonstop. There are 60 Big Brother houses all running at once. 255 00:16:51,637 --> 00:16:54,937 - How many? 60? - They've had to cut back, it's not what it was. 256 00:16:55,015 --> 00:16:57,859 It's a charnel house. What about the winners? What do they get? 257 00:16:57,977 --> 00:16:59,695 - They get to live. - Is that it? 258 00:16:59,812 --> 00:17:01,985 Well, isn't that enough? 259 00:17:02,982 --> 00:17:06,953 Rose is out there. She got caught in the transmat, she's a contestant. 260 00:17:07,820 --> 00:17:09,413 Time I got out. 261 00:17:09,488 --> 00:17:13,083 That other contestant, Linda with an she was forcibly evicted for what? 262 00:17:13,158 --> 00:17:16,002 - Damage to property. - What, like this? 263 00:17:18,706 --> 00:17:21,004 No, I'm just not getting this. 264 00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:25,839 It's just too safe. Too decent. And you'd never keep it clean. 265 00:17:25,963 --> 00:17:27,590 Stage two ready and waiting. 266 00:17:27,673 --> 00:17:29,391 Bring it on, girls. 267 00:17:36,348 --> 00:17:37,816 And now it's time for the face-off! 268 00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:40,211 What does that mean? Do I get to compete with someone else? 269 00:17:40,311 --> 00:17:43,190 No, like I said, face... off. 270 00:17:46,525 --> 00:17:49,028 I think you 'd look good with a dog's head! 271 00:17:50,404 --> 00:17:53,453 Or maybe no head at all, that would be so outrageous. 272 00:17:53,532 --> 00:17:56,251 And we could stitch your legs to the middle of your chest. 273 00:17:56,368 --> 00:17:59,372 Nothing is too extreme. It's to die for. 274 00:17:59,496 --> 00:18:02,340 Hold on, ladies, I don't want to have to shoot either one of you. 275 00:18:02,416 --> 00:18:04,919 - But you're unarmed. - You 're naked! 276 00:18:05,586 --> 00:18:10,262 - But that's a Compact Laser Deluxe. - Where were you hiding that? 277 00:18:10,382 --> 00:18:12,259 You really don't want to know. 278 00:18:12,384 --> 00:18:14,182 Give me that accessory! 279 00:18:17,890 --> 00:18:20,860 You are the Weakest Link. Goodbye. 280 00:18:27,441 --> 00:18:29,785 Going to the break, two minutes on the clock. 281 00:18:29,902 --> 00:18:32,826 Just a reminder, we've got solar flare activity coming up in 10. 282 00:18:32,905 --> 00:18:34,122 Thanks, everyone. 283 00:18:34,239 --> 00:18:37,493 Colleen was clever, she banked all our money, why'd you vote for her? 284 00:18:37,576 --> 00:18:40,170 'Cause I want to keep you in. You're stupid. 285 00:18:40,245 --> 00:18:43,124 You don't even know the Princess Vossaheen's surname. 286 00:18:43,248 --> 00:18:46,468 When it comes to the final, I want to be up against you. 287 00:18:46,585 --> 00:18:50,681 So that you get disintegrated and I get a stackload of credits. 288 00:18:50,756 --> 00:18:53,054 Courtesy of the Bad Wolf Corporation. 289 00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:55,556 What do you mean? Who's Bad Wolf? 290 00:18:57,596 --> 00:18:59,849 They're in charge, they run the Game Station. 291 00:18:59,932 --> 00:19:01,559 Why are they called Bad Wolf? 292 00:19:01,642 --> 00:19:03,394 I don't know, it's just a name. 293 00:19:03,477 --> 00:19:05,946 It's like an Old Earth nursery rhyme sort of thing. 294 00:19:06,063 --> 00:19:07,406 What does it matter? 295 00:19:07,481 --> 00:19:11,281 I keep hearing those words everywhere we go. Bad Wolf. 296 00:19:12,111 --> 00:19:14,239 The things you see... 297 00:19:14,988 --> 00:19:16,786 the darkness. 298 00:19:17,783 --> 00:19:19,626 The big, bad wolf. 299 00:19:20,327 --> 00:19:23,206 Attention all personnel, Bad Wolf 1 descending. 300 00:19:23,288 --> 00:19:24,540 "Blaidd Drwg." 301 00:19:24,623 --> 00:19:26,967 - What's it mean? - Bad Wolf. 302 00:19:29,795 --> 00:19:34,050 Different times, different places. Like it's written all over the universe. 303 00:19:34,133 --> 00:19:35,601 What are you going on about? 304 00:19:35,676 --> 00:19:40,102 If the Bad Wolf is in charge of the quiz then maybe I'm not here by mistake. 305 00:19:42,474 --> 00:19:44,772 Someone's been planning this. 306 00:19:45,978 --> 00:19:48,072 The Doctor, you've broken the house rules. 307 00:19:48,147 --> 00:19:50,991 [Biz] Brother has no choice but to evict you. 308 00:19:51,108 --> 00:19:55,454 You have 70 seconds to make your farewells and then we're gonna get you! 309 00:19:55,529 --> 00:19:58,078 That's more like it! Come on, then, open up! 310 00:19:58,157 --> 00:20:00,034 You're mad, it's like you want to die. 311 00:20:00,159 --> 00:20:03,413 I reckon he's a plant, he was only brought in to stir things up. 312 00:20:03,495 --> 00:20:06,999 The Doctor, please leave the Big Brother house. 313 00:20:09,168 --> 00:20:12,547 Come on, then, disintegrate me! Come on, what are you waiting for? 314 00:20:12,671 --> 00:20:15,220 He is, he's mad. He's bonkers! 315 00:20:15,340 --> 00:20:17,593 I told you to keep an eye on him, not kill him. 316 00:20:17,676 --> 00:20:19,849 He damaged the property, it's an automatic process. 317 00:20:23,015 --> 00:20:29,239 Eviction in .54, 3, 2, 7- 318 00:20:33,817 --> 00:20:37,037 Ha-ha! I knew it! You see, someone brought me into this game. 319 00:20:37,154 --> 00:20:39,953 If they wanted me dead they could've transmatted me into a volcano. 320 00:20:40,032 --> 00:20:42,080 - What did you do? - Nothing. 321 00:20:42,201 --> 00:20:44,203 It's like some sort of override. 322 00:20:44,828 --> 00:20:47,081 Maybe the security isn't as tight this end. 323 00:20:47,206 --> 00:20:49,584 You following this? I'm getting out! 324 00:20:54,671 --> 00:20:57,424 - Come with me. - We're not allowed. 325 00:20:57,549 --> 00:21:00,098 Stay in there, you got a 50-50 chance of disintegration. 326 00:21:00,219 --> 00:21:03,143 Stay with me, I promise I'll get you out alive. Come on! 327 00:21:03,222 --> 00:21:04,690 No, I can't. 328 00:21:04,765 --> 00:21:07,234 Lynda, you're sweet. From what I've seen of your world, 329 00:21:07,351 --> 00:21:09,854 do you think anybody votes for sweet? 330 00:21:21,073 --> 00:21:23,917 Hold on. I've been here before. 331 00:21:24,785 --> 00:21:26,753 This is Satellite Five. 332 00:21:33,627 --> 00:21:35,880 No guards, makes a change. 333 00:21:35,963 --> 00:21:39,092 You'd think a big business like Satellite Five would be armed to the teeth. 334 00:21:39,216 --> 00:21:41,014 No one's called it Satellite Five in ages. 335 00:21:41,093 --> 00:21:44,814 It's the Game Station now. Hasn't been Satellite Five in about 100 years. 336 00:21:45,222 --> 00:21:49,227 100 years exactly. It's the year 200100. 337 00:21:49,476 --> 00:21:52,070 I was here before, Floor 139. 338 00:21:52,145 --> 00:21:55,240 The Satellite was broadcasting news channels back then. 339 00:21:55,941 --> 00:21:58,239 Had a bit of trouble upstairs. Nothing too serious. 340 00:21:58,318 --> 00:22:01,618 Easy, gave them a hand, home in time for tea. 341 00:22:02,114 --> 00:22:06,961 Hundred years ago? What? You were here 100 years ago? 342 00:22:07,077 --> 00:22:08,294 Yes. 343 00:22:08,620 --> 00:22:10,293 Well, you're looking good on it. 344 00:22:10,789 --> 00:22:12,291 I moisturise. 345 00:22:12,791 --> 00:22:16,796 Funny sorts of readings. All kinds of energy. Place is humming. 346 00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:20,140 It's weird, this goes way beyond normal transmissions. 347 00:22:20,257 --> 00:22:22,180 What would they need all that power for? 348 00:22:22,301 --> 00:22:26,772 I don't know. I think we're the first ever contestants to get outside. 349 00:22:27,514 --> 00:22:29,187 I had two friends with me, 350 00:22:29,308 --> 00:22:31,811 they must have got caught in the transmat. Where would they be? 351 00:22:31,935 --> 00:22:33,937 I don't know, they could have been allocated anywhere. 352 00:22:34,021 --> 00:22:35,694 There's 100 different games. 353 00:22:35,981 --> 00:22:37,528 Like what? 354 00:22:37,649 --> 00:22:39,930 There's 10 floors of Big Brother, there's a different house 355 00:22:39,985 --> 00:22:43,455 behind each of these doors, and then beyond that there's all sorts of shows. 356 00:22:43,530 --> 00:22:47,205 It's nonstop. There's Call My Bluff, with real guns. 357 00:22:47,326 --> 00:22:51,251 Countdown, where you got 30 seconds to stop the bomb going off. 358 00:22:51,330 --> 00:22:55,961 Ground Force, which is a nasty one. You get turned into compost. 359 00:22:56,168 --> 00:22:57,841 Wipeout, speaks for itself. 360 00:22:58,003 --> 00:23:01,883 Oh, and Stars In Their Eyes, literally, stars in their eyes. 361 00:23:02,007 --> 00:23:04,635 If you don't sing, you get blinded. 362 00:23:04,718 --> 00:23:06,436 And you watch this stuff? 363 00:23:06,511 --> 00:23:08,639 Everyone does. How come you don't? 364 00:23:08,722 --> 00:23:10,144 Never paid for my license. 365 00:23:10,223 --> 00:23:13,147 Oh, my God, you get executed for that. 366 00:23:13,226 --> 00:23:14,728 Let them try. 367 00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:17,943 You keep saying things that don't make sense. 368 00:23:18,023 --> 00:23:20,071 Who are you, though, Doctor, really? 369 00:23:21,068 --> 00:23:22,866 It doesn't matter. 370 00:23:23,570 --> 00:23:26,414 Well, it does to me. I've just put my life in your hands. 371 00:23:26,531 --> 00:23:31,253 I'm just a traveller wandering past. Believe it or not, all I'm after is a quiet life. 372 00:23:31,370 --> 00:23:36,251 So, if we get out of here, what are you going to do? just wander off again? 373 00:23:36,416 --> 00:23:38,168 As fast as I can. 374 00:23:38,585 --> 00:23:41,885 'Cause, erm... I could come with you. 375 00:23:45,717 --> 00:23:48,186 - Maybe you could. - I wouldn't get in the way. 376 00:23:48,261 --> 00:23:52,107 I wouldn't mind if you did. Not a bad idea, Lynda with a 377 00:23:54,393 --> 00:23:57,442 But first of all, we've got to concentrate on the getting out. 378 00:23:57,562 --> 00:24:01,032 To do that, you've got to know your enemy. Who's controlling it? 379 00:24:01,108 --> 00:24:03,486 Who's in charge of the Satellite now? 380 00:24:03,568 --> 00:24:04,865 Hold on. 381 00:24:09,282 --> 00:24:11,956 Your lords and masters. 382 00:24:19,543 --> 00:24:22,638 Okay, you win, the Controller's got to handle this. 383 00:24:22,754 --> 00:24:25,598 Archive makes a record of all transmat activities. 384 00:24:25,716 --> 00:24:27,389 Find out how he got on board. 385 00:24:27,467 --> 00:24:29,265 Archive 6. 386 00:24:53,785 --> 00:24:56,959 Controller, we have a problem. 387 00:24:57,622 --> 00:24:59,340 Continue working. 388 00:24:59,624 --> 00:25:01,297 We have a security problem. 389 00:25:01,418 --> 00:25:03,136 Continue working. 390 00:25:05,338 --> 00:25:09,263 I'm sorry, but I can't. We have contestants outside of the games. 391 00:25:09,342 --> 00:25:11,015 But the alarms haven't gone off. 392 00:25:11,136 --> 00:25:13,480 No security, the games continue. 393 00:25:14,014 --> 00:25:15,857 But we can't just let them wander. 394 00:25:15,974 --> 00:25:17,647 They are no one. 395 00:25:20,270 --> 00:25:21,647 They are no one. 396 00:25:26,443 --> 00:25:28,912 I'm sorry, I was just... 397 00:25:28,987 --> 00:25:30,910 Archive 6 is out of bounds. 398 00:25:30,989 --> 00:25:32,582 I need to check the transmat log. 399 00:25:32,657 --> 00:25:37,629 Archive 6 is out of bounds. No one may enter Archive 6. Return to work. 400 00:25:44,002 --> 00:25:45,800 Return to work. 401 00:25:47,672 --> 00:25:51,802 Inform all staff, solar flares in Delta .7. 402 00:25:57,474 --> 00:26:01,524 Compatible systems, just align the wave signature. 403 00:26:02,479 --> 00:26:04,026 Attaboy! 404 00:26:04,147 --> 00:26:08,402 Got myself a gun. Well, ladies, the pleasure was all mine, 405 00:26:08,527 --> 00:26:11,030 which is the only thing that matters in the end. 406 00:26:19,663 --> 00:26:22,257 Two hearts, that's him. Which floor? 407 00:26:28,713 --> 00:26:33,935 Blimey! I've never seen it for real before, not from orbit. 408 00:26:34,594 --> 00:26:36,187 Planet Earth! 409 00:26:36,263 --> 00:26:37,856 What's happened to it? 410 00:26:37,931 --> 00:26:40,935 It's always been like that, ever since I was born. See that there? 411 00:26:41,059 --> 00:26:43,733 That's the Great Atlantic Smog Storm, it's been going 20 years. 412 00:26:43,854 --> 00:26:46,607 We get newsflashes telling us when it's safe to breathe outside. 413 00:26:46,731 --> 00:26:49,985 So the population just sits there? Half the world's too fat 414 00:26:50,068 --> 00:26:52,537 and half the world's too thin and you lot just watch telly? 415 00:26:52,612 --> 00:26:55,081 10,000 channels. All beaming down from here. 416 00:26:55,198 --> 00:26:59,044 The human race. Brainless sheep, being fed on a diet of... 417 00:26:59,119 --> 00:27:02,714 Have they still got that program where three people have to live with a bear? 418 00:27:02,789 --> 00:27:04,382 Bear With Me! I love that! 419 00:27:04,457 --> 00:27:06,801 The celebrity edition where the bear got in the bath. 420 00:27:06,918 --> 00:27:10,388 But it's all gone wrong. I mean, history's gone wrong. Again! 421 00:27:10,547 --> 00:27:13,266 This should be the Fourth Great and Bountiful Human Empire. 422 00:27:13,383 --> 00:27:16,387 I don't understand. Last time I was here I put it right. 423 00:27:16,761 --> 00:27:19,230 No, but that's when it first went wrong. 100 years ago. 424 00:27:19,306 --> 00:27:23,652 Like you said, all the news channels, they just shut down overnight. 425 00:27:24,811 --> 00:27:27,360 But that was me. I did that. 426 00:27:27,439 --> 00:27:29,817 There was nothing left in their place. No information. 427 00:27:29,941 --> 00:27:33,787 The whole planet just froze. The government, the economy, they collapsed. 428 00:27:33,987 --> 00:27:38,083 That was the start of it. 100 years of hell. 429 00:27:38,158 --> 00:27:39,501 Oh, my... 430 00:27:43,955 --> 00:27:45,753 I made this world. 431 00:27:53,298 --> 00:27:57,769 That leaves Rose and Rodrick. You're going head-to-head. 432 00:27:58,470 --> 00:28:00,848 Left play The Weakest Link! 433 00:28:01,473 --> 00:28:05,194 Right, that's the end of tactical voting. You're on your own now. 434 00:28:07,979 --> 00:28:11,199 Hey, handsome, good to see you. Any sign of Rose? 435 00:28:11,316 --> 00:28:12,613 Can't you track her down? 436 00:28:12,692 --> 00:28:15,662 She must still be inside the games. All the rooms are shielded. 437 00:28:15,779 --> 00:28:18,828 If I can just get inside this computer. She's got to be here somewhere. 438 00:28:18,949 --> 00:28:21,349 You'd better hurry up, these games don't have a happy ending. 439 00:28:21,451 --> 00:28:24,045 You think I don't know that? 440 00:28:24,454 --> 00:28:27,924 There you go, patch that in. It's programmed to find her. 441 00:28:27,999 --> 00:28:29,626 - Thanks. - Hey, there. 442 00:28:29,709 --> 00:28:31,507 - Hello. - Captain Jack Harkness. 443 00:28:31,670 --> 00:28:33,764 - Lynda Moss. - Nice to meet you, Lynda Moss. 444 00:28:33,838 --> 00:28:36,079 - Do you mind flirting outside? - I was just saying hello. 445 00:28:36,132 --> 00:28:37,349 For you, that's flirting. 446 00:28:37,467 --> 00:28:39,561 - I'm not complaining. - Muchas gracias. 447 00:28:39,678 --> 00:28:42,852 It's not compatible. This stupid system doesn't make sense. 448 00:28:46,017 --> 00:28:50,568 This place should be a basic broadcaster. But the systems are twice as complicated. 449 00:28:50,689 --> 00:28:53,818 It's more than just television. This station's transmitting something else. 450 00:28:53,900 --> 00:28:55,527 - Like what? - I don't know. 451 00:28:55,652 --> 00:28:57,905 This whole Bad Wolf thing's tied up with me. 452 00:28:58,029 --> 00:29:00,202 Someone's manipulated my entire life. 453 00:29:00,323 --> 00:29:02,496 It's some sort of trap and Rose is stuck inside it. 454 00:29:02,575 --> 00:29:03,952 Rose, in geography, 455 00:29:04,035 --> 00:29:08,006 the Grand Central Ra vine is named after which ancient British city? 456 00:29:08,873 --> 00:29:10,375 Is it York? 457 00:29:10,500 --> 00:29:12,753 No, the correct answer is Sheffield. 458 00:29:12,877 --> 00:29:15,300 Found her. Floor 407. 459 00:29:15,380 --> 00:29:18,133 Oh, my God, she's with the Anne Droid! You've got to get her out of there! 460 00:29:18,216 --> 00:29:22,016 Rodrick, in literature, the author of Lucky was Jackie who? 461 00:29:22,095 --> 00:29:23,597 Stewart. 462 00:29:23,722 --> 00:29:26,521 No, the correct answer is Collins. 463 00:29:26,933 --> 00:29:32,030 Rose, the oldest inhabitant of the [sop Galaxy is the Face of what? 464 00:29:32,397 --> 00:29:34,024 Boe! The Face of Boe! 465 00:29:37,235 --> 00:29:39,613 That is the correct answer. 466 00:29:42,574 --> 00:29:44,292 Come on. 467 00:29:45,285 --> 00:29:49,256 Rodrick, in history who was the President of the Red Velvets? 468 00:29:49,789 --> 00:29:50,915 Hoshbin Frane. 469 00:29:51,041 --> 00:29:52,918 That is the correct answer. 470 00:29:53,418 --> 00:29:58,925 Rose, in food the dish Gaffabeque originated on which plane t? 471 00:30:02,218 --> 00:30:04,437 Erm... is it... 472 00:30:07,432 --> 00:30:10,936 - Mars? - No, the correct answer is Lucifer. 473 00:30:17,609 --> 00:30:21,113 Rodrick, which measurement of length is said to have been defined 474 00:30:21,237 --> 00:30:25,743 by the Emperor Jate as the distance from his nose to his fingertip? 475 00:30:27,118 --> 00:30:29,041 Would that be a goffle? 476 00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:31,498 No, the correct answer is a paab. 477 00:30:31,831 --> 00:30:35,961 Rose, in fashion, Stella Pok Baint is famous for what? 478 00:30:40,507 --> 00:30:41,929 Shoes. 479 00:30:42,008 --> 00:30:44,136 No, the correct answer is hats. 480 00:30:45,470 --> 00:30:47,723 Game Room 6, which one is it? 481 00:30:47,806 --> 00:30:49,023 Over here! 482 00:30:49,140 --> 00:30:51,234 San... Hazeldine? 483 00:30:51,309 --> 00:30:53,903 Na, the correct answer is San Chen. 484 00:30:53,978 --> 00:30:55,571 Stand back, let me blast it open. 485 00:30:55,647 --> 00:30:57,115 You can't, it's a vital combination. 486 00:30:57,190 --> 00:31:02,697 Rose, in history, which Icelandic city hosted Murder Spree 20? 487 00:31:11,496 --> 00:31:12,839 Reykjavik? 488 00:31:16,543 --> 00:31:19,171 No, the correct answer is Pola Ventura. 489 00:31:24,008 --> 00:31:27,638 Oh, my God! I've done it! You've lost! 490 00:31:29,055 --> 00:31:31,399 Come on, come on! 491 00:31:31,516 --> 00:31:34,895 - Rodrick, you are the Strongest Link. - I'm not meant to be here. 492 00:31:35,019 --> 00:31:37,113 You will be transported home with 7, 609 credits. 493 00:31:37,188 --> 00:31:39,407 I need to find the Doctor! 494 00:31:39,524 --> 00:31:42,277 - He wouldn’t just leave me! - Thank you so much. 495 00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:45,034 This game is illegal, I'm telling you to stop! 496 00:31:45,155 --> 00:31:48,329 Rose! Stop this game. I order you to stop this game! 497 00:31:48,408 --> 00:31:52,538 - You are the Weakest link. - Look out for the Anne Droid, it's armed! 498 00:32:07,927 --> 00:32:10,100 Back off! 499 00:32:10,263 --> 00:32:14,268 I need security and I need it here right now! 500 00:32:15,393 --> 00:32:18,363 - It's this lot. - Don't you touch him! Leave him alone! 501 00:32:18,438 --> 00:32:21,237 Sir, put down the gun or I'll have to shoot. 502 00:32:21,566 --> 00:32:23,443 You killed her! 503 00:32:23,568 --> 00:32:26,412 Your stupid freaking game show killed her! 504 00:32:26,529 --> 00:32:30,875 Sir, I'm arresting you under Private Legislation 16 of the Game Station... 505 00:32:48,426 --> 00:32:50,895 Can you tell us the purpose of this device, sir? 506 00:32:50,970 --> 00:32:53,223 Can you tell us how you got on board? 507 00:32:53,306 --> 00:32:55,149 Just leave him alone. 508 00:32:56,100 --> 00:32:57,943 I'm asking him. 509 00:33:01,105 --> 00:33:03,779 Sir? Can you tell us who you are? 510 00:33:10,782 --> 00:33:13,456 You will be taken from this place to the Lunar Penal Colony, 511 00:33:13,576 --> 00:33:16,955 there to be held without trial. You may not appeal against this sentence. 512 00:33:19,791 --> 00:33:21,759 Is that understood? 513 00:33:28,675 --> 00:33:30,177 Let's do it. 514 00:33:42,814 --> 00:33:44,782 Oh, my God, now we're in trouble. 515 00:33:46,442 --> 00:33:47,694 Floor 500. 516 00:33:49,988 --> 00:33:53,993 Clear the floor! He's on his way up here. With a gun! 517 00:33:59,664 --> 00:34:02,087 This is an emergency, you've got to close down the lift. 518 00:34:02,166 --> 00:34:03,463 All staff are reminded that solar flares... 519 00:34:03,543 --> 00:34:06,296 Never mind the solar flares, he's gonna kill you! 520 00:34:09,382 --> 00:34:13,512 Okay, move away from the desk. Nobody try anything clever. 521 00:34:13,636 --> 00:34:17,231 Everybody clear, stand to the side and stay there. 522 00:34:17,348 --> 00:34:19,146 Who's in charge of this place? 523 00:34:19,225 --> 00:34:21,853 - This Satellite is more than a Game Station. - ...79, 80... 524 00:34:21,978 --> 00:34:23,355 Who killed Rose Tyler? 525 00:34:23,479 --> 00:34:26,574 - All staff are reminded that... - I want an answer. 526 00:34:26,691 --> 00:34:28,614 She can't reply. Don't shoot! 527 00:34:28,693 --> 00:34:31,071 Don't be so thick, like I was ever gonna shoot. 528 00:34:31,237 --> 00:34:32,997 Captain, we've got more guards on the way up. 529 00:34:33,031 --> 00:34:34,231 - Secure the exits. - Yes, sir! 530 00:34:34,240 --> 00:34:35,708 You! What were you saying? 531 00:34:35,908 --> 00:34:39,037 - But I've got your gun. - Okay, so shoot me. Why can't she answer? 532 00:34:39,162 --> 00:34:41,381 She's... Can I put this down? 533 00:34:41,497 --> 00:34:43,625 - If you want, just hurry up. - Thanks. 534 00:34:43,708 --> 00:34:47,804 Sorry. The Controller is linked into the transmissions. 535 00:34:47,879 --> 00:34:49,881 The entire output goes through her brain. 536 00:34:50,006 --> 00:34:52,930 You're not a member of staff so she doesn't recognise your existence. 537 00:34:53,051 --> 00:34:54,769 - What's her name? - I don't know. 538 00:34:54,886 --> 00:34:58,231 She was installed when she was five. It's the only life she's ever known. 539 00:34:58,389 --> 00:35:00,687 Doors sealed. We should be safe for about 10 minutes. 540 00:35:00,767 --> 00:35:01,893 Keep an eye on them. 541 00:35:02,018 --> 00:35:04,191 What you were saying about the Game Station, 542 00:35:04,270 --> 00:35:06,238 I think you're right. I've kept a log. 543 00:35:06,356 --> 00:35:10,031 Unauthorised transmats, encrypted signals, it's been going on for years. 544 00:35:10,109 --> 00:35:11,201 Show me. 545 00:35:11,277 --> 00:35:14,076 You're not allowed in there. Archive 6 is out of bounds. 546 00:35:14,197 --> 00:35:16,746 Do I look like an out of bounds sort of guy? 547 00:35:44,102 --> 00:35:45,729 What the hell? 548 00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:52,619 Solar flare activity in Delta .015. 549 00:35:52,777 --> 00:35:56,122 If you're not holding us hostage then let us out. The staff are terrified. 550 00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:58,783 That's the same staff who execute hundreds of contestants every day? 551 00:35:58,908 --> 00:36:00,455 We're just doing our jobs. 552 00:36:00,576 --> 00:36:04,126 And with that sentence you just lost the right to even talk to me, now back off! 553 00:36:08,626 --> 00:36:11,800 That's just the solar flares. They interfere with the broadcast signal 554 00:36:11,921 --> 00:36:14,219 so this place automatically powers down. 555 00:36:14,298 --> 00:36:17,973 Planet Earth gets a few repeats. It's all quite normal. 556 00:36:18,136 --> 00:36:19,479 Doctor... 557 00:36:19,762 --> 00:36:21,981 - Doctor? - Whatever it is, you can wait. 558 00:36:22,098 --> 00:36:23,896 I think she wants you. 559 00:36:23,975 --> 00:36:28,355 Doctor. Doctor. Where's the Doctor? 560 00:36:28,646 --> 00:36:29,943 I'm here. 561 00:36:30,022 --> 00:36:33,322 Can't see. Blind, so blind. 562 00:36:33,443 --> 00:36:37,289 All my life blind, all I can see is numbers. But I saw you. 563 00:36:37,363 --> 00:36:40,913 - What do you want? - Solar flares hiding me, they can't hear me. 564 00:36:40,992 --> 00:36:42,619 My Masters listen but they can't hear me now. 565 00:36:42,702 --> 00:36:44,375 The sun is so bright. 566 00:36:44,495 --> 00:36:46,372 Who are your masters? 567 00:36:46,497 --> 00:36:50,468 They wired my head, the name's forbidden. They control my thoughts. 568 00:36:50,543 --> 00:36:53,137 My Masters, I had to be careful. 569 00:36:53,212 --> 00:36:56,307 They monitor transmission but they don't watch the programs. 570 00:36:56,382 --> 00:36:58,931 I could hide you in the games. I knew that you'd find me. 571 00:36:59,010 --> 00:37:00,853 My friend died inside your games. 572 00:37:00,970 --> 00:37:02,938 - Doesn't matter. - Don't dare tell me that! 573 00:37:03,014 --> 00:37:06,689 They've been hiding. My Masters, hiding in the dark space. 574 00:37:06,809 --> 00:37:10,905 Watching and shaping the Earth, so many years. 575 00:37:11,689 --> 00:37:15,785 Always been there, guiding humanity. Hundreds and hundreds of years. 576 00:37:15,860 --> 00:37:17,157 Who are they? 577 00:37:17,236 --> 00:37:19,864 They wait and plan and grow in numbers, they're strong now. 578 00:37:19,989 --> 00:37:22,367 - So strong, my Masters... - Who are they? 579 00:37:22,492 --> 00:37:25,871 But speak of you, my Masters, they fear the Doctor... 580 00:37:25,995 --> 00:37:28,544 Tell me, who are they? 581 00:37:35,046 --> 00:37:36,468 When's the next solar flare? 582 00:37:36,547 --> 00:37:38,641 - Two years' time. - Fat lot of good that is! 583 00:37:38,716 --> 00:37:40,935 - Found the Tardis. - We're not leaving now. 584 00:37:41,052 --> 00:37:45,558 No, but the Tardis worked it out. You'll wanna watch this. 585 00:37:45,681 --> 00:37:47,854 Lynda, could you stand over there for me, please? 586 00:37:47,934 --> 00:37:49,561 I just want to go home. 587 00:37:49,685 --> 00:37:53,360 It'll only take a second. Could you stand in that spot? Quick as you can. 588 00:37:53,439 --> 00:37:57,910 Everybody watching? Okay, 3, 2, 1. 589 00:38:03,282 --> 00:38:06,081 - But you killed her. - Oh? Do you think? 590 00:38:10,957 --> 00:38:12,834 What the hell was that? 591 00:38:12,917 --> 00:38:15,591 It's a transmat beam. Not a disintegrator. 592 00:38:15,711 --> 00:38:19,716 A secondary transmat system. People don't get killed in the games. 593 00:38:19,799 --> 00:38:24,054 They get transported across space. Doctor, Rose is still alive! 594 00:38:38,734 --> 00:38:40,828 No. It can't be... 595 00:38:41,988 --> 00:38:44,787 You're dead. I saw you die! 596 00:38:48,953 --> 00:38:52,799 - She's out there somewhere. - Doctor! Coordinates 5.6.1. 597 00:38:52,915 --> 00:38:54,838 Don't! The solar flare's gone, they'll hear you! 598 00:38:54,959 --> 00:38:58,509 434. No, my Masters, no, I defy you! 599 00:38:58,629 --> 00:39:01,348 Sigma 77... 600 00:39:03,467 --> 00:39:05,310 They took her. 601 00:39:24,989 --> 00:39:26,662 My Masters. 602 00:39:28,326 --> 00:39:32,502 You can kill me. For I have brought your destruction. 603 00:39:39,045 --> 00:39:41,423 Use that, it might contain the final numbers. 604 00:39:41,505 --> 00:39:44,008 I kept a log of all the unscheduled transmissions. 605 00:39:44,133 --> 00:39:48,559 Nice, thanks. Captain Jack Harkness, by the way. 606 00:39:48,679 --> 00:39:51,603 - I'm Davitch Pavale. - Nice to meet you, Davitch Pavale. 607 00:39:51,682 --> 00:39:53,275 There's a time and a place. 608 00:39:53,351 --> 00:39:56,230 Are you saying this whole setup's been a disguise all along? 609 00:39:56,479 --> 00:39:59,574 Going way back. Installing the Jagrafess 100 years ago. 610 00:39:59,690 --> 00:40:01,863 Someone's been playing a long game. 611 00:40:01,984 --> 00:40:05,454 Controlling the human race from behind the scenes for generations. 612 00:40:05,529 --> 00:40:07,372 Click on this. 613 00:40:11,035 --> 00:40:15,006 The transmat delivers to that point, right on the edge of the solar system. 614 00:40:15,081 --> 00:40:16,674 There's nothing there. 615 00:40:16,749 --> 00:40:19,878 It looks like nothing because that's what this Satellite does! 616 00:40:20,002 --> 00:40:22,551 Underneath the transmission, there's another signal. 617 00:40:22,672 --> 00:40:25,721 - Doing what? - Hiding whatever's out there. 618 00:40:25,841 --> 00:40:28,219 Hiding it from sonar, radar, scanners. 619 00:40:29,011 --> 00:40:31,810 There's something sitting right on top of planet Earth 620 00:40:31,889 --> 00:40:34,187 but it's completely invisible. 621 00:40:34,266 --> 00:40:36,610 If I cancel the signal... 622 00:40:54,412 --> 00:40:57,712 That's impossible. I know those ships. 623 00:40:58,249 --> 00:41:00,047 They were destroyed. 624 00:41:01,085 --> 00:41:02,837 Obviously they survived. 625 00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:04,763 Who did? Who are they? 626 00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:09,386 200 ships. More than 2,000 on board each one. 627 00:41:09,468 --> 00:41:11,562 That's just about half a million of them. 628 00:41:11,637 --> 00:41:13,514 Half a million what? 629 00:41:13,597 --> 00:41:15,065 Daleks. 630 00:41:16,058 --> 00:41:19,653 Alert. Alert. We are detected! 631 00:41:19,770 --> 00:41:25,493 It is the Doctor! He has located us. Open communications channel. 632 00:41:26,110 --> 00:41:30,286 The female will stand. Stand! 633 00:41:37,288 --> 00:41:39,757 I will talk to the Doctor. 634 00:41:40,166 --> 00:41:42,294 Oh, will you? That's nice. Hello. 635 00:41:42,418 --> 00:41:47,515 The Dalek Stratagem nears completion. The Fleet is almost ready. 636 00:41:47,631 --> 00:41:49,633 You will not intervene. 637 00:41:49,967 --> 00:41:51,560 Oh, really? Why's that, then? 638 00:41:51,635 --> 00:41:53,979 We have your associate. 639 00:41:54,972 --> 00:41:58,943 You will obey or she will be exterminate-d. 640 00:42:01,312 --> 00:42:02,780 No. 641 00:42:08,652 --> 00:42:10,825 Explain yourself. 642 00:42:11,113 --> 00:42:12,660 I said, no. 643 00:42:13,115 --> 00:42:15,709 What is the meaning of this negative? 644 00:42:15,826 --> 00:42:17,328 It means no. 645 00:42:17,453 --> 00:42:19,547 But she will be destroyed! 646 00:42:19,705 --> 00:42:24,632 No, 'cause this is what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna rescue her. 647 00:42:24,710 --> 00:42:27,634 I'm gonna save Rose Tyler from the middle of the Dalek Fleet. 648 00:42:27,713 --> 00:42:31,058 And then I'm gonna save the Earth. And then, just to finish off, 649 00:42:31,175 --> 00:42:35,351 I'm gonna wipe every last stinking Dalek out of the sky! 650 00:42:35,471 --> 00:42:39,977 But you have no weapons! No defences! No plan! 651 00:42:40,059 --> 00:42:43,689 Yeah. And doesn't that scare you to death? 652 00:42:44,522 --> 00:42:45,569 Rose? 653 00:42:45,689 --> 00:42:46,986 Yes, Doctor? 654 00:42:47,066 --> 00:42:49,034 I'm coming to get you. 655 00:42:49,819 --> 00:42:52,868 The Doctor is initiating hostile action. 656 00:42:52,988 --> 00:42:58,415 The Stratagem must advance. Begin the invasion of Earth. 657 00:42:58,536 --> 00:43:01,039 The Doctor will be exterminate-d. 658 00:43:01,163 --> 00:43:05,043 Exterminate. Exterminate... 659 00:43:13,551 --> 00:43:16,350 Launch missiles. Exterminate. 660 00:43:17,429 --> 00:43:21,775 We've got incoming. This is it, ladies and gentlemen, we are at war. 661 00:43:22,101 --> 00:43:25,230 There's an army about to invade this station. 662 00:43:26,272 --> 00:43:27,569 Defences have gone off line. 663 00:43:27,690 --> 00:43:31,695 I'm dead, or about to die any second, with no chance of escape. 664 00:43:44,790 --> 00:43:46,838 How did you survive the Time War? 665 00:43:46,917 --> 00:43:49,921 They survived through me.