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SHOP BELL RINGS
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Ah! Guten Tag, guten Tag!
Kommen into the warm.
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It is ge-raining, is it not?
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All of the water
all splishy-splashy.
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Now, what can I helpen Sie mit?
Behold, we have everything,
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everything you could be
ge-wanten. We have dolls.
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Such beautiful
pink-faced dollen, ja?
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We have the compendium of games,
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mit the dice
und the snaken und ladders,
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und the rules, they are
very, very importanten,
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these rules, don't you think?
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Also, we have the teddy bears
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und the hobbyhorsen -
who does not want a hobbyhorsen
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to go clippity-clop
down the Strasse, ja? No.
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I just want this, really.
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Ah! Stooky Bill!
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Meine favouriten.
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But you will leave
the family all alone.
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Poor Stooky Sue
and the poor Stooky Babbies.
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You would leave them without Papa?
The widow und the orphans
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will be ge-crying. Er...
No, just... Just him. Thank you.
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Is that real hair?
Ja. Ja.
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I was ge-sticking on the hair
mein self.
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I cut it off the head
of a beautiful lady.
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She will not miss it. But then...
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..she will never miss
anything ever again.
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Ha-ha-ha ha-ha ha-ha!
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And... And how much is that?
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Sixpence.
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I really must apologise
for the rain.
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You must be used to sunnier climes.
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TILL DINGS
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I was born in Cheltenham.
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Your accent seems to have slipped.
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(GERMAN ACCENT)
I hope the kiddies enjoy him.
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CLOCK CUCKOOS
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It's not for children. It's for my
employer. You may have heard of him.
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He only lives around the corner.
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Mr John Logie Baird.
Oh! The inventor man. Wunderbar.
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What is he being inventing now?
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Well, it's complicated.
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It's a new thing...
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..called television.
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Well, what a game we are playing.
What a wonderful, wonderful game.
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SHOP BELL RINGS
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# Ha-ha-ha ha-ha ha-ha... #
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Poor wee Stooky.
That's a Scottish word.
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Do you know what stooky means?
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It comes from stucco, as in plaster,
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but it's come to mean
stupid and slow.
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Like Billy Boy's an idiot.
But he can't be that daft.
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He's about to make history.
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Ready now? I think so.
May God go with us.
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I did it, Charlie! I did it!
The very first television picture.
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How hot is it in there?
Not going to catch fire, are we?
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That's why we need Stooky Bill.
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No man could sit
underneath that temperature.
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Problem is, it could be
a photograph.
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If I'm to prove television works,
I'll need a moving image.
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BAIRD GASPS
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BOTH LAUGH
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I got quite the shock!
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Me too!
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Imagine if he could talk.
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FAINT LAUGHTER
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That wee chap's
about to change the world.
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Imagine what he would say.
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Ha-ha-ha ha-ha ha-ha!
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HORN BEEPS
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AGITATED CHATTER
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HORN BLARES CONTINUOUSLY
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Whoa, whoa, whoa! Excuse me.
Can you tell me, what are you doing?
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I can't drive.
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OK, so... Which means...?
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I pay my taxes, which means
I've paid for this road.
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It is mine, and I will do with it
what I like.
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You'll get yourself killed!
It's my life, not yours.
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You could...just stand over there
and be safe.
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Blame them!
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HORN BEEPS
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Because it all changed
two days ago.
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Everyone started thinking
they're right,
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all the time, and they won't
change their mind.
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If you try to argue, they go mad.
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Well, not me.
I've always been right.
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HORN BLARES
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Excusez-moi, monsieur.
Je suis terrible.
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But perhaps you will dance
avec moi. Ooh-la-la!
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Er, sorry. Thanks.
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OVER MEGAPHONE:
Attention, the Doctor!
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Attention, the Doctor!
Stay where you are.
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You are under UNIT control.
Repeat, UNIT control.
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SOLDIER: Go, go, go!
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SHOUTED ORDERS
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Quick, Doctor!
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Doctor? I'm Colonel Ibrahim
of UNIT Squad 5.
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If you could come with us.
Get him to safety.
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All right? Never mind about us.
I want my grandad safe.
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All right, you got that? Yes, ma'am.
We'll keep your family safe.
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WILF: You go with the Doctor.
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Oh, here comes trouble.
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I could say the same about you.
Shirley, you can't be serious.
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And Kate Lethbridge-Stewart!
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I remember your father working
night and day to keep UNIT secret,
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and look at you now, out and proud
and defending the Earth.
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I fought them all. Robots
and insects and Yetis and clones.
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But what do we do this time, Doctor?
How do we fight the human race?
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That's for you. Good, good, good.
Now, what have we got?
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Are these worldwide? Because I'm
going to need all the statistics...
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Oh, no way. Oh, that is
the best news! Melanie, hello!
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We'll catch up later. We haven't got
time. I used to be like you.
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I was one of his companions.
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I wasn't the first redhead?
No, that was me.
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Although don't say companion.
That sounds like we park him
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on the seafront
at Weston-super-Mare.
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Is "park" rude? Borderline.
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DONNA INHALES SHARPLY
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And stations. Gold protocols,
the Doctor's in the room - report.
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Two days ago, an increase
in violence worldwide -
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the same increase in every country,
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and all rising
at exactly the same rate.
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Basically, every single human being
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thinks they're right
and won't be told otherwise.
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That plane crash,
the F665 Boston to Heathrow.
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The pilot declared his right
to land wherever he wants.
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I'm coming home!
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Look out, London!
Daddy's coming home! Ha-ha!
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But if everyone's going mad...
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So is the Government.
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HE LAUGHS
What do I care? I mean, seriously.
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Why should I care about you?
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No change there, then. But you're
fine. You're completely normal.
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And that's because of the...?
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We call it the Zeedex.
An invention of the Vlinx.
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Hello, the Vlinx. I'm the Doctor.
So why is it called a Zeedex?
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Good name. It disrupts the brain,
flattens the spike,
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keeps everything calm.
And the spike is...?
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I think I need to show you.
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Activate brain scan.
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Activating, ma'am.
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That's my brain activity. Seems
normal, albeit slightly heightened,
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given the end of the world.
Now, keep your eye on the scan.
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And deactivate my Zeedex.
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Kate Lethbridge-Stewart.
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Off.
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Well?
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Um...hello?
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Hello. How are you?
Fine. Busy day?
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Why do you want to know?
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I'm just asking. Is that a problem?
It's an invasion of my privacy.
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In fact, it's an assault
on my civic rights. And I think
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it's highly relevant that the person
demanding information from me
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is an alien. OK.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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I think you'll find
that I'M in charge here.
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And we've been infiltrated by
an alien, by a man with two hearts,
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a man who changes his face
and cannot be trusted.
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And you, and her,
both with red hair.
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What is this? Some sort of
conspiracy? What are you hiding?
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And as for her in that chair,
I've seen you walk.
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I've seen you walking.
Don't deny it!
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No! You can't stop me! It's
about time you heard the truth.
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Activate Zeedex.
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BEEP
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I'm sorry.
No, it's OK.
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Shirley!
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I'm so sorry.
Absolutely no need.
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It's... It's not just me.
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It keeps spiking
inside every single person's head.
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But what's that mean?
It's being beamed in from outside?
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No, it is natural.
It is generated inside the brain.
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But not me. Not Grandad.
Nor me.
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I'm wearing a Zeedex
just in case, but I've been fine.
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Well, no more opinionated
than usual. You and me both.
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Maybe long-term travel in the TARDIS
puts you out of sync.
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Can't you give everyone a Zeedex?
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Imagine trying that.
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They are using this to control us
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and monitor us
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and microwave our brains.
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I am anti-Zeedex!
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Can we filter this wavelength,
lose the background noise? Mm-hm.
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Gives us a strong coherent wave
in the Seizure Focus,
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peaking seven times.
So, this started two days ago.
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But why then? What else
happened on that day?
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Exactly. We've been looking for
a trigger. And there's this,
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the KOSAT 5 satellite
launched by South Korea,
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activated two days ago. And here
it is right now, 36,000km above us.
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KOSAT is the final link in the
chain. The world is now 100% online.
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From the highest mountain
to the deepest valley on Earth,
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everyone is connected.
But KOSAT is clean.
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We've checked and double-checked.
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It's not like
the old Archangel Network.
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There's nothing hiding
in that signal. And yet...
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..for the first time in history,
everyone has access to this.
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A screen.
What if it's a tune?
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What? I know we've only got minutes
to live, but give me a second,
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because I spent six months teaching
my daughter how to play the recorder
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till she said,
"This is not who I am."
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And that was the start of a whole
other conversation, believe you me.
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But if...
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..you look at these seven peaks...
like this...
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Maybe it's music.
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A classic arpeggio.
Middle C an octave higher.
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# La-la-la la-la la-la. #
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Oh.
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What? What is it?
Sing that again.
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# La-la-la la-la la-la. #
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I know that tune. I know that
from somewhere. What are the notes?
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C-E-G-C-G-E-C.
It's a musical palindrome.
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But it's just a straightforward
arpeggio. Everyone knows arpeggios.
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It's a basic tune.
So the question is...
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..why are we all reacting
to this one? I'm not. The Vlinx?
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Negative. Just the humans.
It's just...it's so familiar.
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It's like it's been buried in
my head for years. Oh, what is it?
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# Ha-ha-ha ha-ha ha-ha... #
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SHIRLEY: I've found
the exact same notes.
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# Ha-ha-ha ha-ha ha-ha... #
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Oh, it's not a tune.
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# Ha-ha-ha ha-ha ha-ha... #
It's a laugh. It's a puppet.
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The giggle in everyone's head.
# Ha-ha-ha ha-ha ha-ha... #
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DONNA: What is that thing?
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SHIRLEY: Stooky Bill. The first face
to ever appear on television,
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put there by
John Logie Baird himself.
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But I've never seen him before,
so how do I know that laugh?
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If the very first image has been
hiding in every screen ever since...
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..sneaking into your head,
carving a wave...
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..and waiting...
SHIRLEY: But hiding how?
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If there were secret pictures inside
every television, we would have
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found it. What,
because you're so clever?
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Maybe Stooky Bill's
a lot smarter than you.
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Imagine...if he burnt himself
into television itself
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and every picture ever since,
every single one...
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# Ha-ha-ha ha-ha ha-ha... #
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..screen...after screen...
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..after screen.
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And every type of screen,
every one and everywhere,
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he's inside 'em all. Two days ago,
he finally connected worldwide,
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branding his giggle into your brains
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until he had enough screens
to be complete.
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OVERLAPPING LAUGHTER
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Since the very first existence
of television,
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laughing at the human race...
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..and driving you mad.
244
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# Ha-ha-ha ha-ha ha-ha! #
245
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But something on that scale over
so many years, who could do that?
246
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The puppet's just a puppet.
We're looking for the puppeteer.
247
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And I've got a memory.
I think something's coming back...
248
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..after a very long time.
249
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But it's not only the giggle. Don't
go thinking you've got an excuse.
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The human race might be
clever and bright and brilliant,
251
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it's also savage and venal
and relentless.
252
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All the anger out there
on the street, the lies,
253
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the righteousness - that's human,
that's you. That's who you are.
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Using your intelligence to be
stupid. Poisoning the world.
255
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And hating each other? You've never
needed any help with that.
256
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But today...
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..something else is using
your worst attributes...
258
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..playing with you...
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..like toys.
260
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Can we take that satellite down?
All missiles are on lockdown,
261
00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:10,160
but we've got the Galvanic Beam.
What range? We can pick off
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a pebble on the moon. Trouble is,
taking out a South Korean satellite
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will have international
consequences,
264
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so we've been waiting
for permission.
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All world leaders are being
affected by the giggle.
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You have my permission.
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Thank you, Doctor.
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Gold protocol override. All staff
initiate Galvanic activation.
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Bring up the beam.
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Platform in motion. Shirley,
have we got the exact date
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that Logie Baird made
that transmission? I'll find it.
272
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TANNOY: All clear on the helipad.
273
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I fed the KOSAT fake coordinates
so it's coming into UK orbit.
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Within range in three minutes.
You're brilliant.
275
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Hello. Hi.
Platform loading.
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You look so well. But how?
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Well, quick version -
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I travelled the stars
with good old Sabalom Glitz.
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He lived till he was 101.
Whoa.
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Died falling over a whisky bottle.
It was a perfect way to go!
281
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He had this great big Viking
funeral, and then I thought...
282
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"..Time to go home." So I got a lift
off a zingo and came back to Earth.
283
00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:19,800
What's a zingo? It's a thing
you get a lift off.
284
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But then I had to face up to the one
thing I'd been running away from.
285
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I've got nothing.
286
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My family are all gone. Remember?
287
00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:36,160
But then Kate offered me
a job, and...here I am.
288
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Galvanic Beam payload, boarding.
Platform locking at Level 55.
289
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That was very good work
with the music.
290
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Oh... If we survive this,
you should think about joining UNIT.
291
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How much per year?
60,000.
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120 plus five weeks' holiday.
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Done.
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Galvanic Beam in position.
KOSAT in range in 90 seconds.
295
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Doctor? Stooky Bill was televised
the 2nd of October 1925
296
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at 22 Frith Street, Soho, W1D 4RF.
297
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Fire when ready,
don't wait for me. TARDIS?
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Suite 17.
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00:18:20,080 --> 00:18:22,840
OK.
DONNA: You're not going without me!
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METALLIC THRUMMING
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METALLIC THRUMMING
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Soho, 1925.
303
00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:50,760
So, what about Mel?
304
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Ha-ha! She's brilliant, isn't she?
305
00:18:54,080 --> 00:18:57,840
Yeah, but I just keep thinking -
all this time,
306
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you've never mentioned her.
Donna, I'm a billion years old.
307
00:19:01,520 --> 00:19:03,560
If I stood and talked about
everyone I'd ever met,
308
00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:05,800
we'd still be in the TARDIS,
yapping. So you talk
309
00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:08,200
about no-one, ever?
310
00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:13,560
You just keep charging on.
Yes, because I'm busy right now.
311
00:19:13,560 --> 00:19:16,320
But you are busy
every second of every day.
312
00:19:16,320 --> 00:19:18,640
I mean, look at us now.
We haven't stopped.
313
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I saw you, Doctor. I got
a glimpse inside your mind,
314
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and it's like you're staggering.
You are staggering along.
315
00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:35,080
Maybe that's why your old face came
back. You're wearing yourself out.
316
00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:42,440
Stooky Bill might be on
Frith Street, but the question is,
317
00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:44,480
where did Stooky Bill come from?
318
00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:03,120
Oh!
319
00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:10,400
The ball is the first game
ever being invented.
320
00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:16,720
Stone Age man, he picked up a rock.
He said, "Oh, das ist ein ball!"
321
00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:21,120
He throwed it, und he killed a man.
He said, "Oh, what fun."
322
00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:24,600
Und now everybody loves the balls!
323
00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:26,840
Until the year five billion,
324
00:20:26,840 --> 00:20:30,920
when the very last human
picks up the skull of his enemy
325
00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:36,240
und says, "That is
the final ball of all." Ja?
326
00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:38,000
Enough!
327
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,720
Ah!
328
00:20:39,720 --> 00:20:44,320
Donna Noble. I wondered
which one of you had ze balls.
329
00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:48,920
OK, so you know my name.
330
00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:52,720
How do you two know each other?
Donna, go back to the TARDIS.
331
00:20:52,720 --> 00:20:55,480
What?
Go back to the TARDIS.
332
00:20:56,640 --> 00:21:00,920
You never tell me to do that.
Oh, but he is recognising me.
333
00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:05,440
Are you not ge-pleased, Herr Doctor,
334
00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:10,280
to see me again
after so many years?
335
00:21:10,280 --> 00:21:12,080
Who is he?
336
00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:20,240
The Toymaker.
337
00:21:23,120 --> 00:21:26,160
(GERMAN ACCENT STOPS)
We meet again, Doctor.
338
00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:30,680
(GERMAN ACCENT) But think!
If the ball was the very first game,
339
00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:32,600
what was the second?
340
00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:35,640
Hide-and-seek!
341
00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:37,240
Ha-ha-ha ha-ha ha-ha!
342
00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:46,920
No, no, no, no, no, no! Go back.
343
00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:53,400
It's bigger than the shop. Don't
tell me he's got his own TARDIS.
344
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:58,120
The TARDIS is an idea
the Toymaker would throw away.
345
00:21:58,120 --> 00:22:02,040
We've stepped inside his domain, and
it's governed by the rules of play.
346
00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:05,560
DOOR SLAMS
347
00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:09,080
OK. Keep going forward.
348
00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:11,640
But how does this even make sense?
349
00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:15,840
Because I've seen some things
with you. I've seen Ood, Davros...
350
00:22:15,840 --> 00:22:20,080
I mean, the Adipose, for God's sake!
But they had a sort of logic.
351
00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:27,160
Daleks built a great big bomb,
I understood that. But this...
352
00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:30,280
This is impossible.
How does it exist?
353
00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:35,000
That's what unravels me -
all the laws I cling to, gone.
354
00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:42,400
Who is the Toymaker?
355
00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:44,920
What is he?
356
00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:49,480
When I was young...
357
00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:53,440
..I was so sure of myself
I made a terrible mistake.
358
00:22:54,680 --> 00:22:57,760
I let the TARDIS
fall into another realm,
359
00:22:57,760 --> 00:23:01,040
a hollow beneath the Under-Universe,
360
00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:04,000
where science is a game
and all of us are toys.
361
00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:08,120
But you escaped! I beat
the Toymaker, I won his game,
362
00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:11,400
but now he's here.
He's found his way into reality.
363
00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:19,960
And I think it's all because of me.
364
00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:23,960
Because I got clever, didn't I?
365
00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:28,680
I cast that salt
at the edge of the universe.
366
00:23:30,120 --> 00:23:32,080
I played a game and let him in...
367
00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:36,880
..an elemental force with the power
of a god, and he's driven
368
00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:40,560
the human race mad with a puppet.
Yeah, but you always said...
369
00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:43,440
Oh, what do I say? What do I say?
What do I say?!
370
00:23:43,440 --> 00:23:45,960
Because I'm always so certain.
371
00:23:47,360 --> 00:23:50,200
I'm all sonic and TARDIS
and Time Lord. Take that away...
372
00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:54,600
Take away the toys...
373
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:57,560
..what am I? What am I now?
374
00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:06,760
I don't know...
375
00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:10,600
..if I can save your life this time.
376
00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:16,200
It's not about me.
Oh, yes, it is.
377
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:19,040
Well...
378
00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:24,320
..maybe I'll save you.
379
00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:30,920
You...big idiot.
380
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:37,120
Anyway, you beat him before.
That's the problem.
381
00:24:37,120 --> 00:24:39,680
Odds on I'll lose next time.
382
00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:42,040
No. Doesn't work like that.
383
00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:44,840
Because my dad used to say,
384
00:24:44,840 --> 00:24:47,520
"Dice don't know
what the dice did last time.
385
00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:49,120
"Games don't have a memory.
386
00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:52,480
"Every game starts from scratch."
387
00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:55,760
Oh, I like that. Well said, Dad.
388
00:24:57,360 --> 00:25:00,560
OK. Shall we...
389
00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:03,800
..find the right door?
390
00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:13,000
Donna?
Doctor!
391
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:14,400
Donna, don't move.
392
00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:18,600
Can you hear me?
Are you there?
393
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:20,800
Doctor!
394
00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:26,160
Just stay there. I'll try
another door. I'll try another door.
395
00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:27,200
Don't move.
396
00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:30,920
MAN: Help me. Please help me!
397
00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:40,800
I'm here. I've got you.
What is this? What happened?
398
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:42,200
I bought a toy.
399
00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:45,600
And I paid the price.
400
00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:50,040
It's OK. Just let me...lift you
off, and I'll take the weight, OK?
401
00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:51,880
Ready? Hup!
402
00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:59,400
I came back to the shop...
because I couldn't...
403
00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:01,440
..I couldn't stop hearing him.
404
00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:06,000
The giggle. The giggle in my head.
405
00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:09,840
What are these?
406
00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:19,680
I asked him to stop...
407
00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:24,080
..the giggle. And he said...
408
00:26:25,120 --> 00:26:29,600
"..I will stop if you play my game."
409
00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:31,160
But I lost.
410
00:26:32,120 --> 00:26:37,960
Now I dance. Whenever he commands,
I dance and I prance,
411
00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:40,000
but I can never go home again. No.
412
00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:44,200
What would Mummy say
if she saw me like this?
413
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,400
Please, help me.
414
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:51,160
THUNDER CRASHES
415
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:55,600
Do you like my puppets, Doctor?
Do you like my fun?
416
00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:58,400
All of them have played and lost,
417
00:26:58,400 --> 00:27:01,400
but here's my favourite one.
418
00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:04,160
# I thought I was clever
419
00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:06,480
# I thought I was clever.... #
420
00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:11,560
SOBBING
421
00:27:15,120 --> 00:27:19,280
Hello? Who's that? Where are you?
422
00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:21,320
DOOR SLAMS
423
00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:23,040
SOBBING CONTINUES
424
00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:27,280
My name's Donna, and I warn you now,
if this is a trick,
425
00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:29,760
I will kill you.
426
00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:29,760
SOBBING STOPS
427
00:27:38,360 --> 00:27:43,160
I'm poor wee Stooky Sue.
I don't know what to do.
428
00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:47,720
I lost my precious hubby.
They threw me in the cubby.
429
00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:50,520
You're not real.
They took my Bill away.
430
00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:53,080
I mourn him every day.
431
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:56,480
He won't come home to me.
432
00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:59,280
Cos they burnt him on TV.
433
00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:00,560
You're just...
434
00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:02,960
..a doll.
435
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:07,200
Now the Stooky Babbies weep.
The Stooky Babbies cannae sleep.
436
00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:14,440
They miss their dear papa.
They seek him near and far.
437
00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:19,520
They miss their kiss goodnight.
They greet in endless night.
438
00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:21,400
Mama!
439
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:23,800
Stooky Babbies are so sweet.
440
00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:29,440
Stooky Babbies want to eat.
441
00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:34,040
BABBIES SQUEAL
442
00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:34,040
You've seen the widow cry.
443
00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:35,800
And now it's time to die.
444
00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:40,280
Hello, Sooky. My name's Donna.
445
00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:42,400
Now I think that you're a goner.
446
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:49,520
Anything to add...
447
00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:51,080
BABBIES WHIMPER
448
00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:52,720
..Babbies?
449
00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:01,760
Oh, my God.
There you are!
450
00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:09,720
Kommen Sie, kommen Sie!
451
00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:12,600
DONNA GASPS
452
00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:14,880
The show is just beginning.
453
00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:17,560
Worldwide premiere.
454
00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:26,120
Donna Noble, this is for you.
Let me tell you what happened.
455
00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:33,160
When the Doctor, he was leaving you,
he met eine friend called Amy Pond.
456
00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:38,600
Und he loved Amy Pond.
Yes, he be liking the redheads.
457
00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:44,240
Und they went to and fro
in time und space, but...
458
00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:49,160
..Amy Pond was touched
by der Weeping Angel,
459
00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:51,000
und she died!
460
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:52,880
SNIP
461
00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:54,720
She died of old age.
462
00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:56,840
(AMERICAN ACCENT)
Well, that's all right, then!
463
00:29:56,840 --> 00:30:00,840
Und then he was meeting Clara.
464
00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:06,640
Ooh! But she was killed by a bird.
SNIP
465
00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:08,920
She still survives
in her last second of life.
466
00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:11,240
(AMERICAN ACCENT)
Well, that's all right, then.
467
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:14,640
But then the Doctor met Bill.
468
00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:17,720
Not Stooky Bill, but lady Bill.
469
00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:21,760
But she was killed by the Cybermen.
470
00:30:21,760 --> 00:30:23,680
SNIP
471
00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:25,600
But her consciousness survives.
472
00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:28,120
(AMERICAN ACCENT) Oh, well,
that's all right, then!
473
00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:31,800
Und then there came the Flux.
474
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:37,320
Oh, Donna Noble, the poor Doctor.
SNIP
475
00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:39,160
The Flux...
476
00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:39,160
SNIP
477
00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:42,480
..was killing everything.
478
00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:42,480
SNIP! SNIP! SNIP!
479
00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:44,560
Is all of this true?
480
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:48,640
I challenge you to a game.
481
00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:01,200
(ENGLISH ACCENT)
I accept the challenge.
482
00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:07,360
You have no choice. I came
to this universe with such delight.
483
00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:10,480
And I played them all, Doctor.
484
00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:16,600
I toyed with supernovas,
turned galaxies into spin tops.
485
00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:20,720
I gambled with God
and made him a jack-in-the-box.
486
00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:24,080
I made a jigsaw out of your history.
Did you like it?
487
00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:28,480
The Master was dying
and begged for his life
488
00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:31,160
with one final game,
and when he lost,
489
00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:34,080
I sealed him for all eternity
inside my gold tooth.
490
00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:38,400
There's only one player
I didn't dare face.
491
00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:41,000
The One Who Waits.
492
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:44,680
Who's that?
I saw it hiding,
493
00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:47,520
and I ran.
What do you mean?
494
00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:51,160
Hmm. That's someone else's game.
495
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:58,080
What shall we play?
One request. Tell me.
496
00:31:58,080 --> 00:31:59,880
The human race back in the future -
497
00:31:59,880 --> 00:32:03,800
why does everyone think
they're right? So that they win.
498
00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:08,520
I made every opinion supreme.
That's the game of the 21st century.
499
00:32:08,520 --> 00:32:13,200
They shout and they type
and they cancel. So I fixed it.
500
00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:15,040
Now everybody wins.
501
00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:19,120
And everyone loses.
The never-ending game.
502
00:32:19,120 --> 00:32:21,520
Now name your challenge.
503
00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:25,920
The simplest game of all. Let's cut.
504
00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:29,520
Highest card wins.
Aces high. You choose.
505
00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:31,360
I'll go first.
But he'll cheat.
506
00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:34,480
No. No! Shame.
That's the one thing he won't do.
507
00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:38,080
But they're his cards. It's
all tricks. Of course he'll cheat!
508
00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:41,400
The only rules the Toymaker follows
are the rules of the game.
509
00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:43,640
They bind his entire existence.
510
00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:47,600
I win or I lose, and that's it.
511
00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:49,280
Then play.
512
00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:03,800
My turn.
513
00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:14,840
I'm the king. Und now,
meine kleine Doctor,
514
00:33:14,840 --> 00:33:18,040
we will see what is my prize.
515
00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:19,560
One...
516
00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:20,640
..all.
517
00:33:21,680 --> 00:33:24,640
I won the game many years ago,
518
00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:27,640
you've won today,
which leaves us equal.
519
00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:32,520
And you know two players are bound
by one inviolable rule.
520
00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:35,840
Best of three.
Best of three.
521
00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:41,400
Then let's make it 2023.
522
00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:46,680
Donna!
I'm already running!
523
00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:10,200
He said 2023.
524
00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:11,600
Winner takes all.
525
00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:16,320
SHOUTED ORDERS
526
00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:25,640
We're one degree and 27 minutes out.
527
00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:29,600
Give it a base-drive reset.
Galvanic Beam reset and reload.
528
00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:32,200
Galvanic Beam resetting from base.
529
00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:40,960
Accuracy 100%. Systems locked
and loaded. Satellite within range.
530
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:44,320
And fire.
Yes, ma'am.
531
00:34:45,720 --> 00:34:47,720
BEAM POWERS UP
532
00:34:57,040 --> 00:34:58,920
We did it! Success!
533
00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:01,960
Keep an eye on that.
534
00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:06,920
The satellite was only a link
in the chain, so Donna needs access
535
00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:09,560
to the sub-frame. There is no-one
in London faster on a keyboard.
536
00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:12,120
She's creating a template for this.
537
00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:15,080
It coordinates all telescopes
and satellites and deep-space scans
538
00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:18,400
across the Earth. The Vlinx,
I need all mesh reflectors on Earth
539
00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:22,920
translated into Digital 5.
Mesh reflector link.
540
00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:26,360
Mel, is this static or dynamic?
Dynamic. We're using Triad.
541
00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:32,160
Gotcha. OK, so you should all
be receiving this...
542
00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:35,480
..now.
543
00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:37,480
How bad is it, Doctor?
544
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:41,400
Something entered this world
in 1925. I don't know how.
545
00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:44,120
And I warn you, this thing
can get from 1925 to now
546
00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:46,520
like stepping through a door.
547
00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:49,120
But if we're lucky, the program
I'm giving you can detect
548
00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:51,400
the decay of an energy signature
from 98 years ago.
549
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:53,720
It might be on Earth, might be
in orbit, might be in space.
550
00:35:53,720 --> 00:35:56,960
But if we can find the entrance,
maybe we can turn it into an exit.
551
00:35:56,960 --> 00:35:59,080
What are we fighting?
552
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:03,640
An elemental force...
beyond the rules of the universe.
553
00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:05,600
What's that supposed to mean?
554
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:10,760
You think life is a balance
between order and chaos.
555
00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:13,120
But the universe is not binary.
Far from it.
556
00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:14,960
There is order and chaos...
557
00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:14,960
FAINT POP MUSIC
558
00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:17,440
..and there is play. What's that?
559
00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:19,520
MUSIC: Spice Up Your Life
by the Spice Girls
560
00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:21,800
Could you turn that off,
please? Who is that?
561
00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:25,000
Oh, I think he's here.
562
00:36:26,720 --> 00:36:30,920
# When you're feeling sad and low
563
00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:32,840
TOYMAKER LIP-SYNCS:
# We will take you
564
00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:34,320
# Where you gotta go
565
00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:38,920
# Smiling, dancing
Everything is free
566
00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:42,160
# All you need is positivity
567
00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:44,160
# Colours of the world
Spice up your life!
568
00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:46,080
# Every boy and every girl
Spice up your life!
569
00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:48,360
# People of the world
Spice up your life!
570
00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:49,840
# Aaaah
571
00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:51,960
# Slam it to the left
If you're having a good time
572
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:54,240
# Shake it to the right
If you know that you feel fine
573
00:36:54,240 --> 00:36:56,200
# Chicas to the front
Ha ha
574
00:36:57,760 --> 00:36:59,800
# Slam it to the left
If you're having a good time
575
00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:02,000
# Shake it to the right
If you know that you feel fine
576
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,160
# Chicas to the front
Ha ha
577
00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:06,920
# Hai, si, ja, hold tight!
La-la-la... #
578
00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:08,920
Detain him!
579
00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:10,200
No, don't!
580
00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:15,320
SCREAMING
581
00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:17,480
What happened to them?
They're dead. I'm sorry.
582
00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:21,120
Just stop it. Let me talk to him.
Come on! Open fire!
583
00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:23,080
Take him out. Take him out!
584
00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:25,240
# ..Timbuktu
585
00:37:25,240 --> 00:37:29,280
# Colour for both me and you
586
00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:32,960
# Kung Fu Fighting
Dancing Queen... #
587
00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:35,200
Stay where you are!
Get down!
588
00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:38,600
# Colours of the world
Spice up your life!
589
00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:40,560
# Every boy and every girl
Spice up your life!
590
00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:42,600
# People of the world
Spice up your life!
591
00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:45,920
# Aaaaaaaah
592
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:49,040
# Si, ja, hold tight! #
593
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:49,040
PARTY HOOTER
594
00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:57,480
You OK? I'm fine. I was lucky.
Doctor, who is he?
595
00:37:58,840 --> 00:38:02,440
The Toymaker. How does he do that?
The Vlinx, speed up those scans.
596
00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:05,240
I need those results.
All of you, search the building.
597
00:38:05,240 --> 00:38:08,080
He's still here. Where's he gone?
SOLDIER: Secure the perimeter!
598
00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:10,760
But how does he do it? If I told you
he manipulates atoms
599
00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:15,120
with the power of thought, would you
believe it? Is that what he does?
600
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:18,800
No. You can't fight him, Shirley,
there's nothing you can do.
601
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:21,520
Listen. Oy, just...listen.
602
00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:23,720
SHOP BELL RINGS
603
00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:29,000
SHOP BELL RINGS
604
00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:29,000
Oh, my God.
605
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:30,840
He's got the Galvanic Beam.
606
00:38:33,720 --> 00:38:36,000
Achtung, achtung!
607
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:37,320
Backen Sie.
608
00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:40,640
Oh, how I am liking this,
609
00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:43,720
the gun mit the laser
und the bang und the boom.
610
00:38:43,720 --> 00:38:45,720
Go back inside! Get back, get back!
611
00:38:45,720 --> 00:38:49,200
No, no, no, no, no. Every game
is ge-needing an audience, ja.
612
00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:52,880
Get back inside!
Und I said nein!
613
00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:04,120
(ENGLISH ACCENT)
Now we can all have some fun.
614
00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:07,680
Where are my staff?
The beam had a pilot,
615
00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:10,440
and the armourer and
the ground staff. Where are they?
616
00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:12,480
I think they're still falling.
617
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:13,800
DISTANT THUD
618
00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:16,040
DISTANT GLASS SHATTERS
619
00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:19,800
I don't understand...
620
00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:22,800
..why you're so small!
621
00:39:25,480 --> 00:39:27,880
You can turn bullets into flowers.
622
00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:30,680
Think of the good you could do.
623
00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:37,360
So tell me why you don't! You know
full well this is merely a face
624
00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:39,920
concealing a vastness
that will never cease,
625
00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:42,800
because your good and your bad
are nothing to me.
626
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:46,320
All that exists
is to win or to lose.
627
00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:50,200
And you know full well
that I've had many faces...
628
00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:53,360
..containing something far more.
629
00:39:57,480 --> 00:39:59,240
So come with me.
630
00:40:01,120 --> 00:40:02,920
Leave this tiny world.
631
00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:07,480
We can take your games
back to the stars.
632
00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:10,920
We can play across the cosmos.
633
00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:13,560
We can be...
634
00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:15,120
..celestial.
635
00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:19,960
The Time Lord and the Toymaker?
636
00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:21,640
Infinite games.
637
00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:26,600
And yet...
638
00:40:30,640 --> 00:40:34,520
..I have fallen in love
with humanity.
639
00:40:34,520 --> 00:40:37,680
This world is
the ultimate playground.
640
00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:40,800
All of the sport,
the matches, the medals,
641
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:45,200
the gambling and the anger
and the children
642
00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:48,960
shackled to their bedrooms with
their joysticks and their buttons.
643
00:40:48,960 --> 00:40:52,520
You make games out of bricks
falling upon other bricks.
644
00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:56,400
You are exceptional. And then
there are the mind games.
645
00:40:56,400 --> 00:41:00,640
Oh, the dating and ghosting,
the deceit and the control.
646
00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:05,280
You make me dizzy. I am in no hurry
to leave this place.
647
00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:11,760
HE CHUCKLES
We can play Grandma's Footsteps.
648
00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:17,400
And Off-Ground Touch.
649
00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:23,920
Ah! Stop, stop, stop, stop!
Shooting ducks. Who's next?
650
00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:26,560
The companion? The soldier?
651
00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:30,280
The scientist? The orphan?
652
00:41:31,240 --> 00:41:33,920
Your fight is with me!
653
00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:37,960
And you owe me...
654
00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:39,440
..one more ga...
655
00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:45,200
I played the first game
with one Doctor.
656
00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:48,160
I played the second game
with this Doctor.
657
00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:52,960
Therefore, your own rules
have decreed I play the third game
658
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:54,920
with the next Doctor.
659
00:41:57,200 --> 00:41:58,960
HE GROANS
660
00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:07,600
He's not dying alone.
661
00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:10,800
You can do what you like to me.
662
00:42:12,040 --> 00:42:13,560
I'm going to be with him.
663
00:42:14,760 --> 00:42:16,480
And so am I.
664
00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:19,640
Handmaidens.
665
00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:26,400
It's OK. It's not dying.
I know. But...
666
00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:30,480
You're going to be someone else.
It doesn't matter who...
667
00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:35,040
..because every single one of you
is fantastic.
668
00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:42,360
It's time.
669
00:42:45,720 --> 00:42:47,240
Here we go again.
670
00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:54,920
Allons-y!
671
00:43:09,360 --> 00:43:10,720
Erm...
672
00:43:11,680 --> 00:43:13,080
What's happening?
673
00:43:14,640 --> 00:43:17,840
Could you...pull?
674
00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:21,400
Could I...what?
And you. What do you mean?
675
00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:25,000
Pull! Pull? Pull?
Just pull each way.
676
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:27,640
I don't know.
It feels different this time.
677
00:43:27,640 --> 00:43:28,840
Ow!
678
00:43:33,840 --> 00:43:35,520
HE GROANS
679
00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:39,520
What?
680
00:43:39,520 --> 00:43:41,720
What?
What?!
681
00:43:41,720 --> 00:43:43,600
No way.
682
00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:57,920
You're me.
683
00:43:59,920 --> 00:44:01,440
No, I'm me.
684
00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:05,360
I think I'm really, really me.
685
00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:09,920
Oh-ho-ho, I am completely me!
686
00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:13,520
Don't just stand there. Push!
687
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:16,200
- What?
- Push.
688
00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:18,760
- Does this work?
- I don't know.
689
00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:25,680
BOTH LAUGH TRIUMPHANTLY
690
00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:28,400
NEW DOCTOR: Hello!
691
00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:31,520
- Look at you!
- So good!
692
00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:36,720
Now, someone tell me
what the hell is going on here.
693
00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:41,560
Excuse me. Sorry, but...
694
00:44:41,560 --> 00:44:42,840
How did that happen?
695
00:44:42,840 --> 00:44:44,880
Bi-generation.
696
00:44:42,840 --> 00:44:44,880
HE LAUGHS
697
00:44:44,880 --> 00:44:49,800
I have bi-generated!
There's no such thing.
698
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:52,360
Bi-generation is supposed to be
a myth, but...
699
00:44:52,360 --> 00:44:54,640
NECK CRACKS
700
00:44:54,640 --> 00:44:56,880
..look at me.
701
00:44:56,880 --> 00:45:01,120
Yeah, myth, myth, myth.
Mel, what do you think?
702
00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:03,200
I think you're beautiful.
703
00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:04,720
Still beautiful?
704
00:45:04,720 --> 00:45:05,960
Yeah...
705
00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:08,200
Do you come in a range of colours?
706
00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:10,720
BOTH: Yes.
If I can interrupt...
707
00:45:10,720 --> 00:45:13,960
Behold the game of the Time Lords.
708
00:45:13,960 --> 00:45:18,640
A dummy who dies and doubles
and dies and doubles.
709
00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:22,600
I could play this for 100 years.
I'll have vast meadows of Doctors
710
00:45:22,600 --> 00:45:26,560
dying over and over again, and
I'll never get bored, because...
711
00:45:26,560 --> 00:45:28,840
BOTH: I challenge you to a game.
712
00:45:31,880 --> 00:45:33,160
There's two of you.
713
00:45:33,160 --> 00:45:35,600
- I'm the Doctor.
- And I'm the Doctor.
714
00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:38,360
And according to the rules,
you can't say no.
715
00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:40,000
But that's cheating.
716
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:41,400
BOTH: How?
717
00:45:41,400 --> 00:45:44,240
DOCTOR: It's your game,
and you did this.
718
00:45:44,240 --> 00:45:46,720
But...
You doubled us.
719
00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:50,240
I accept your challenge.
720
00:45:53,360 --> 00:45:56,320
Get back. Moments like these
are a joy,
721
00:45:56,320 --> 00:45:59,920
when someone thinks they can outwit
the maker of the games.
722
00:45:59,920 --> 00:46:03,640
Do you think a grand total of two
can cause me to shiver
723
00:46:03,640 --> 00:46:06,560
when I've played against
the Guardians of Time and Space
724
00:46:06,560 --> 00:46:10,880
and shrank them into voodoo dolls?
Name your challenge, Doctor.
725
00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:14,400
You said it. The first game ever.
726
00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:15,840
The ball.
727
00:46:17,320 --> 00:46:21,720
Catch? Of course, before we begin,
there is one thing to remember.
728
00:46:21,720 --> 00:46:24,320
It's a simple game,
really, but I think...
729
00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:26,480
..if you drop it, you lose.
730
00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:30,920
Nice.
731
00:46:41,080 --> 00:46:42,240
HE GROWLS
732
00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:57,640
Hey! I'm on your side!
733
00:46:57,640 --> 00:47:00,400
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry!
734
00:47:09,720 --> 00:47:11,120
HE KISSES TEETH
735
00:47:45,720 --> 00:47:47,040
But...
We won!
736
00:47:47,040 --> 00:47:48,640
NEW DOCTOR: We did it.
737
00:47:48,640 --> 00:47:51,080
Fair game. You lost.
738
00:47:51,080 --> 00:47:53,960
No, but I think you'll find...
DOCTOR: Best of three.
739
00:47:55,000 --> 00:48:00,760
And my prize, Toymaker, is to
banish you from existence for ever.
740
00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:04,600
No! But I'm...
741
00:48:05,960 --> 00:48:07,280
It's not...
742
00:48:07,280 --> 00:48:09,240
RIPPING
743
00:48:07,280 --> 00:48:09,240
You can't...
744
00:48:11,360 --> 00:48:13,240
But I...
745
00:48:13,240 --> 00:48:14,600
Not fair!
746
00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:17,680
Please.
747
00:48:20,880 --> 00:48:23,040
My legions are coming.
748
00:48:23,040 --> 00:48:24,280
HE YELLS
749
00:48:26,360 --> 00:48:28,440
ARPEGGIO PLAYS
750
00:48:35,200 --> 00:48:37,320
# Ha-ha-ha ha-ha ha... #
751
00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:41,840
Take it to the deepest vault
and bind it in salt.
752
00:48:41,840 --> 00:48:44,040
Yes, ma'am. Shirley, tell Geneva
we're in full resus.
753
00:48:44,040 --> 00:48:46,920
Tell every base to follow
Green Shoot protocols, full liaison.
754
00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:49,480
Rudi, I'll want the names
of all those staff.
755
00:48:56,560 --> 00:48:57,880
Hey.
756
00:48:59,720 --> 00:49:00,920
We did it.
757
00:49:00,920 --> 00:49:03,200
But how many died down there?
758
00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:04,880
That's not your fault.
759
00:49:06,120 --> 00:49:07,840
You can't save everyone.
760
00:49:09,720 --> 00:49:11,600
Why not?
761
00:49:12,600 --> 00:49:14,280
Come here.
762
00:49:15,680 --> 00:49:19,000
I've got you. Yeah?
763
00:49:21,320 --> 00:49:24,200
It's OK. I'm here.
764
00:49:42,040 --> 00:49:43,640
LAUGHTER
765
00:49:47,080 --> 00:49:50,080
And that's the petrolink
shatterfy compensator,
766
00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:51,800
moved from there to there.
767
00:49:51,800 --> 00:49:55,400
Hyperdynes, er,
fluid links, obviously.
768
00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:58,440
And, well, you know...
769
00:49:58,440 --> 00:50:02,800
Things. But, um...
how's it going to work?
770
00:50:05,440 --> 00:50:07,200
You and me.
771
00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:11,400
This is great, I think.
Is it? But...
772
00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:13,800
How do we both...?
773
00:50:13,800 --> 00:50:16,000
One thing you need in this place
is a chair.
774
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:17,640
I'll be all right.
775
00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:20,520
No, you're thin as a pin, love.
776
00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:24,000
You're running on fumes.
That's what I keep saying.
777
00:50:26,200 --> 00:50:29,400
I'm just...post-bi-generation.
778
00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:31,440
Ah! It's more than that.
779
00:50:33,720 --> 00:50:35,760
Our whole lifetime.
780
00:50:35,760 --> 00:50:41,800
That Doctor that first met
the Toymaker never, ever stopped.
781
00:50:41,800 --> 00:50:46,920
Put on trial, exiled, Key to Time,
all the devastation of Logopolis.
782
00:50:46,920 --> 00:50:49,520
- Adric.
- Adric.
783
00:50:50,920 --> 00:50:56,840
River Song. All the people we lost.
Sarah Jane has gone.
784
00:50:56,840 --> 00:50:58,840
Can you believe that for a second?
785
00:50:58,840 --> 00:51:00,680
I loved her.
786
00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:04,080
I loved her.
787
00:51:05,040 --> 00:51:06,920
And Rose.
788
00:51:08,040 --> 00:51:10,760
But the Time War, Pandorica,
789
00:51:10,760 --> 00:51:12,400
Mavic Chen.
790
00:51:13,960 --> 00:51:19,720
We fought the Gods of Ragnarok,
and we didn't stop for a second...
791
00:51:20,920 --> 00:51:22,800
..to say, "What the hell?"
792
00:51:23,760 --> 00:51:25,040
But you're fine.
793
00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:27,600
I'm fine because you fixed yourself.
794
00:51:28,600 --> 00:51:30,960
We're Time Lords.
We're doing rehab out of order.
795
00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:34,640
He's saying you need to stop.
796
00:51:37,080 --> 00:51:38,480
I don't know how.
797
00:51:39,440 --> 00:51:40,920
Well...
798
00:51:42,680 --> 00:51:44,360
..I can tell you.
799
00:51:46,040 --> 00:51:47,560
Cos you know what I did
800
00:51:47,560 --> 00:51:52,600
when you went flying off
in your blue box, Spaceman?
801
00:51:54,880 --> 00:51:56,560
I stayed in one place...
802
00:51:57,640 --> 00:52:02,040
...and I lived
day after day after day.
803
00:52:02,040 --> 00:52:04,240
It would drive me mad.
804
00:52:04,240 --> 00:52:07,320
SHE LAUGHS
805
00:52:04,240 --> 00:52:07,320
Yeah. It does.
806
00:52:10,040 --> 00:52:12,080
But you keep on going.
807
00:52:14,320 --> 00:52:16,240
And that's the adventure.
808
00:52:17,680 --> 00:52:20,200
The one adventure you've never had.
809
00:52:22,480 --> 00:52:24,360
Because I've...
810
00:52:24,360 --> 00:52:26,360
..I've worked out what happened.
811
00:52:28,800 --> 00:52:30,760
You changed your face...
812
00:52:32,080 --> 00:52:36,520
..and then you found me.
Do you know why?
813
00:52:38,720 --> 00:52:40,280
No.
814
00:52:41,240 --> 00:52:42,920
To come home.
815
00:52:54,400 --> 00:52:55,840
Do you mean...
816
00:52:56,920 --> 00:52:58,200
..he flies off?
817
00:53:06,720 --> 00:53:08,880
But I could never let the TARDIS go.
818
00:53:09,880 --> 00:53:13,280
- Never. It would hurt.
- Yeah, but...
819
00:53:14,400 --> 00:53:16,680
..bi-generation
has never happened before.
820
00:53:18,160 --> 00:53:19,440
What if...?
821
00:53:21,280 --> 00:53:23,680
What if!
822
00:53:27,440 --> 00:53:29,720
HE LAUGHS
823
00:53:29,720 --> 00:53:32,760
What if the Toymaker's domain
is still lingering?
824
00:53:32,760 --> 00:53:37,960
Just for a few seconds more, we're
in a state of play. Oh! So maybe...
825
00:53:39,640 --> 00:53:41,440
Hey! Watch this, watch this.
826
00:53:41,440 --> 00:53:43,880
Watch, watch, watch, watch.
Stand back. Stand back.
827
00:53:43,880 --> 00:53:45,640
Go on, that's it, Donna.
828
00:53:45,640 --> 00:53:48,800
Oh! Wish me luck.
829
00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:51,840
- What for?
- We won the game.
830
00:53:51,840 --> 00:53:53,640
You get a prize, honey.
831
00:53:54,920 --> 00:53:57,240
And here is mine!
832
00:54:01,440 --> 00:54:02,760
Ta-da!
833
00:54:04,120 --> 00:54:05,680
I am so sorry.
834
00:54:05,680 --> 00:54:10,960
That is completely nuts.
835
00:54:10,960 --> 00:54:12,680
NEW DOCTOR LAUGHS
836
00:54:16,720 --> 00:54:18,640
Oh, look!
837
00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:22,640
Oh, that's not bad.
Wheelchair accessible.
838
00:54:22,640 --> 00:54:25,800
At last, you finally caught up
with the 21st century!
839
00:54:25,800 --> 00:54:27,200
Yeah.
840
00:54:29,040 --> 00:54:30,720
Go on.
841
00:54:43,120 --> 00:54:45,160
Ooh, jukebox.
842
00:55:06,920 --> 00:55:09,400
POWERS UP
843
00:55:06,920 --> 00:55:09,400
OK...
844
00:55:09,400 --> 00:55:11,840
HE MUTTERS TO HIMSELF
845
00:55:16,200 --> 00:55:17,640
Boom.
846
00:55:21,040 --> 00:55:22,320
Where is he?
847
00:55:22,320 --> 00:55:24,560
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
848
00:55:24,560 --> 00:55:27,680
You weren't going to leave
without saying goodbye, were you?
849
00:55:29,560 --> 00:55:33,680
As if I would ever do that.
Come here.
850
00:55:38,240 --> 00:55:40,480
Come here, come here,
come here, come here.
851
00:55:42,600 --> 00:55:44,320
Look after him, you know?
852
00:55:45,760 --> 00:55:50,240
Now, you two, if you don't mind,
there is a great big universe
853
00:55:50,240 --> 00:55:53,640
out there calling, and I've got to
get going. So off you pop, old man.
854
00:55:53,640 --> 00:55:56,400
Oh! You're the old man.
You're older than me.
855
00:55:56,400 --> 00:56:00,040
Actually, that is true. He's younger
because you came after him.
856
00:56:00,040 --> 00:56:02,160
So you're the older Doctor.
857
00:56:02,160 --> 00:56:05,280
OK, kid. I love you.
858
00:56:05,280 --> 00:56:06,840
Get out!
859
00:56:06,840 --> 00:56:08,600
METALLIC THRUMMING
860
00:56:08,600 --> 00:56:10,280
I'm not doing that again!
861
00:56:23,680 --> 00:56:25,680
METALLIC THRUMMING
862
00:56:23,680 --> 00:56:25,680
Shirley, I don't suppose
863
00:56:25,680 --> 00:56:28,600
you've seen this before.
I don't see it often myself.
864
00:56:28,600 --> 00:56:30,440
Stand by.
865
00:56:30,440 --> 00:56:32,120
Where's he going?
866
00:56:32,120 --> 00:56:33,480
Everywhere.
867
00:56:37,840 --> 00:56:40,160
Good luck.
868
00:56:40,160 --> 00:56:45,040
Right. The cast-iron pot
is the vegan. Ta-da!
869
00:56:45,040 --> 00:56:47,560
And the one with the flowers
is the chicken.
870
00:56:47,560 --> 00:56:50,560
Uh-huh. I think.
And this is cauliflower cheese,
871
00:56:50,560 --> 00:56:53,000
which doesn't really go with
anything, but it was there.
872
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:56,440
Anyway, shush, please,
for the eyebrow story.
873
00:56:56,440 --> 00:56:58,360
Oh, yes. So...
874
00:56:58,360 --> 00:57:01,760
..this species only communicated
with their eyebrows.
875
00:57:01,760 --> 00:57:03,400
I thought, "I can do that."
876
00:57:03,400 --> 00:57:05,720
So I'm stood there
on this clifftop and I went...
877
00:57:05,720 --> 00:57:08,080
"..I mean you no harm.
I come in peace.
878
00:57:08,080 --> 00:57:10,920
"I am your friend."
Am I late? Sorry.
879
00:57:10,920 --> 00:57:14,560
The door was open. You don't mind?
Oh, you're family, darling.
880
00:57:14,560 --> 00:57:18,400
Sit down. Did you drive?
No. I got a lift off a zingo.
881
00:57:18,400 --> 00:57:20,680
THEY CHEER
882
00:57:18,400 --> 00:57:20,680
A zingo!
883
00:57:20,680 --> 00:57:24,200
Oh, how strange.
So, she looked at me,
884
00:57:24,200 --> 00:57:27,360
the Warrior Queen of the Felooth,
and she said,
885
00:57:27,360 --> 00:57:29,600
"Good. And now...
886
00:57:29,600 --> 00:57:31,120
"..you will marry me."
887
00:57:31,120 --> 00:57:33,320
I said, "What?!"
And she pushed me off the cliff!
888
00:57:33,320 --> 00:57:35,880
THEY LAUGH
889
00:57:35,880 --> 00:57:37,880
But is it true, though?
Is it really true?
890
00:57:37,880 --> 00:57:41,840
Mm... We could always go
in the TARDIS and find out.
891
00:57:41,840 --> 00:57:45,600
Don't you dare! You are grounded
until the Doctor feels better.
892
00:57:45,600 --> 00:57:47,240
Don't go sneaking off to Mars.
893
00:57:47,240 --> 00:57:49,440
Again.
What does that mean?
894
00:57:50,760 --> 00:57:55,000
Oh, no. It was just once.
Oh, you're in trouble.
895
00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:57,320
MEL: He took me to New York
last week.
896
00:57:57,320 --> 00:58:00,160
The Gilded Age. It was amazing.
Well, yeah.
897
00:58:01,320 --> 00:58:03,520
Just can't turn down
my favourite niece.
898
00:58:03,520 --> 00:58:08,880
Oh! Niece. I like that.
Well, that's what you are.
899
00:58:08,880 --> 00:58:11,120
With my best friend,
my brother-in-law,
900
00:58:11,120 --> 00:58:14,360
the evil stepmother...
Oh, I have barely begun.
901
00:58:14,360 --> 00:58:16,520
..and Mad Aunty Mel.
902
00:58:16,520 --> 00:58:21,680
Mad Aunty Mel! Mad Aunty Mel.
ALL: Mad Aunty Mel!
903
00:58:21,680 --> 00:58:23,320
And Grandad! Where is he?
904
00:58:23,320 --> 00:58:26,320
Oh, he's off shooting moles.
905
00:58:26,320 --> 00:58:28,800
GUNSHOT
906
00:58:26,320 --> 00:58:28,800
Oh! Don't worry,
907
00:58:28,800 --> 00:58:31,960
I gave the moles a forcefield. I
love the moles. You love the moles?
908
00:58:31,960 --> 00:58:33,400
I love them.
909
00:58:34,880 --> 00:58:36,440
But here we are...
910
00:58:36,440 --> 00:58:39,200
GUNSHOT
911
00:58:36,440 --> 00:58:39,200
..Grandad and all.
912
00:58:39,200 --> 00:58:42,480
Who'd have thought?
I ended up with a family.
913
00:58:43,480 --> 00:58:46,560
Oh, my God, I got it wrong.
The vegan one is in the flowers!
914
00:58:46,560 --> 00:58:49,880
Oh! What am I eating?
Oh...
915
00:58:49,880 --> 00:58:51,800
Don't worry. We'll just...
Don't make a fuss.
916
00:58:51,800 --> 00:58:53,600
Give it to Grandad.
Give me your plate.
917
00:58:53,600 --> 00:58:55,400
You don't have to stay for ever.
918
00:58:57,600 --> 00:58:59,160
We'll see.
919
00:59:00,880 --> 00:59:04,600
Do you miss it? Out there?
920
00:59:06,400 --> 00:59:09,800
The funny thing is, I fought all
those battles for all those years...
921
00:59:11,600 --> 00:59:13,520
..and now I know what for.
922
00:59:14,880 --> 00:59:16,720
This.
923
00:59:22,520 --> 00:59:24,560
I've never been so happy in my life.
924
00:59:32,400 --> 00:59:34,240
Oh, that's better.
925
00:59:36,280 --> 00:59:38,280
BEEPING
926
00:59:41,080 --> 00:59:42,560
HE GROANS
927
00:59:43,560 --> 00:59:45,480
HE CHUCKLES