1 00:00:06,400 --> 00:00:11,440 [piano note playing repeatedly] 2 00:00:11,440 --> 00:00:13,000 [tutor] First we have a note. 3 00:00:15,720 --> 00:00:17,200 Then we have a tune. 4 00:00:17,200 --> 00:00:19,240 ["Three Blind Mice" playing] 5 00:00:24,080 --> 00:00:26,280 Then we have a melody. 6 00:00:27,240 --> 00:00:30,400 [Beethoven's "Moonlight Sonata" playing] 7 00:00:30,920 --> 00:00:34,400 Beethoven wrote this when he first discovered he was going deaf. 8 00:00:35,640 --> 00:00:38,720 All that rage and fury, 9 00:00:39,560 --> 00:00:42,840 out of which, something beautiful. 10 00:00:42,840 --> 00:00:43,960 [piano playing stops] 11 00:00:44,760 --> 00:00:46,320 Am I boring you, Henry? 12 00:00:46,320 --> 00:00:48,800 - It's just a bit stuffy. - [sighs] 13 00:00:48,800 --> 00:00:50,400 Can't you play something more exciting, sir? 14 00:00:50,400 --> 00:00:53,080 [inhales sharply] There is one thing you might like. 15 00:00:53,080 --> 00:00:54,560 It's called the Devil's chord. 16 00:00:54,560 --> 00:00:55,680 Tell me more, sir. 17 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:58,520 [chuckles] It was banned by the church in medieval times 18 00:00:58,520 --> 00:01:01,080 in case it allows the Devil to enter the room. 19 00:01:01,080 --> 00:01:02,280 [plays notes] 20 00:01:04,240 --> 00:01:05,240 [plays tritone chord] 21 00:01:05,240 --> 00:01:07,760 [chuckles] Makes you shiver, doesn't it? 22 00:01:07,760 --> 00:01:09,680 Technically, it's known as a tritone, 23 00:01:09,680 --> 00:01:12,600 but, uh, put it in context and, uh... 24 00:01:12,600 --> 00:01:14,320 [classical composition playing] 25 00:01:24,880 --> 00:01:26,200 Oh! Gosh. 26 00:01:26,200 --> 00:01:27,400 Oh, goodness me. Uh-- 27 00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:28,480 [knocking] 28 00:01:29,200 --> 00:01:30,200 What? 29 00:01:31,080 --> 00:01:32,360 [knocking] 30 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:34,720 Is someone playing a game? 31 00:01:38,320 --> 00:01:39,680 [knocking] 32 00:01:41,640 --> 00:01:43,720 Ta-da! 33 00:01:45,360 --> 00:01:48,280 [plays glissando, two chords] 34 00:01:48,880 --> 00:01:50,800 - Henry, get away from him. - [humanoid] Them. 35 00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:52,080 - [tutor] What? - Me. 36 00:01:52,080 --> 00:01:53,600 - [tutor] What? - I'm them. 37 00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:55,840 - You're who? -"You're who?" 38 00:01:55,840 --> 00:01:59,240 [chuckles] Nice to see you again, kiddo. 39 00:01:59,240 --> 00:02:01,040 - [chuckles] - You know each other? 40 00:02:01,040 --> 00:02:02,440 That's my daddy. 41 00:02:02,440 --> 00:02:03,600 Don't be ridiculous. 42 00:02:03,600 --> 00:02:05,120 You didn't look at my name, sir. 43 00:02:05,720 --> 00:02:07,080 [tutor] Course I did. 44 00:02:07,080 --> 00:02:09,160 It's Henry-- What was it? Henry... 45 00:02:09,160 --> 00:02:10,240 [chuckles] 46 00:02:10,240 --> 00:02:11,920 "Henry Arbinger". That's it. 47 00:02:11,920 --> 00:02:13,040 [humanoid laughing] 48 00:02:15,560 --> 00:02:17,640 Harbinger. 49 00:02:17,640 --> 00:02:19,520 [laughing] 50 00:02:19,520 --> 00:02:22,160 Think of him as my prelude. 51 00:02:22,160 --> 00:02:26,080 And now his song is sung. [kisses] 52 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:28,840 Wh-- Who are you? 53 00:02:28,840 --> 00:02:33,640 My notation is Maestro. 54 00:02:33,640 --> 00:02:35,640 But what are you? 55 00:02:35,640 --> 00:02:38,480 I am... 56 00:02:39,840 --> 00:02:41,880 music. 57 00:02:41,880 --> 00:02:43,280 [chuckles] 58 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:49,000 And you, Mr Timothy Drake, you're a genius. 59 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:51,080 [scoffs] Don't be ridiculous. 60 00:02:51,080 --> 00:02:55,920 You're the greatest composer who ever lived. 61 00:02:57,160 --> 00:02:59,800 Clever enough to find the lost chord. 62 00:02:59,800 --> 00:03:04,680 But it's so sad, Timothy. 63 00:03:04,680 --> 00:03:05,760 [whimpers] 64 00:03:05,760 --> 00:03:07,720 You never had the luck. 65 00:03:08,320 --> 00:03:11,600 You never got that break. 66 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:13,200 I did not. 67 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:15,800 You're right. No-Nobody ever understood me. 68 00:03:15,800 --> 00:03:22,640 All those melodies, stifled and strangled inside you. 69 00:03:23,920 --> 00:03:30,480 All those songs you never sang, they sit there still, 70 00:03:31,200 --> 00:03:38,000 wrapped around your heart, still beating. 71 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:45,240 Wrapped so tight. 72 00:03:45,240 --> 00:03:47,920 [laughing] 73 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:50,560 Would you like me to set them free? 74 00:03:51,160 --> 00:03:53,800 I would love that, yes. Yes. 75 00:03:54,960 --> 00:03:59,480 Music, Maestro, please. 76 00:04:01,760 --> 00:04:02,800 [music-hall music playing] 77 00:04:02,800 --> 00:04:06,240 - [Timothy screams] - [Maestro laughing] 78 00:04:11,880 --> 00:04:13,160 [music continues] 79 00:04:14,840 --> 00:04:15,920 [laughing] 80 00:04:17,760 --> 00:04:18,840 [music ends] 81 00:04:25,720 --> 00:04:27,440 [moans] 82 00:04:30,040 --> 00:04:31,120 [sighs] 83 00:04:31,760 --> 00:04:32,840 - [hiccups] - [note plays] 84 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:34,800 [chuckles] 85 00:04:38,120 --> 00:04:39,200 [sighs] 86 00:04:40,640 --> 00:04:41,880 Now. 87 00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:49,680 [theme song playing] 88 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:29,000 [sighs] 89 00:05:30,200 --> 00:05:31,680 I wanna see 90 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:37,880 {\an8}The Beatles recording their very first album. 91 00:05:38,720 --> 00:05:39,720 {\an8}[smacks lips] 92 00:05:41,680 --> 00:05:43,320 {\an8}- Seriously? - Well, you asked. 93 00:05:43,320 --> 00:05:45,120 {\an8}If I could go anywhere in time and space, 94 00:05:45,120 --> 00:05:47,920 {\an8}that's where I'd go because my mum, she had a girlfriend, Claire. 95 00:05:47,920 --> 00:05:50,320 {\an8}And I loved Claire, and she was dead into vinyl. 96 00:05:50,320 --> 00:05:53,760 {\an8}She had all The Beatles albums, so we used to play 'em every day after school. 97 00:05:53,760 --> 00:05:55,160 {\an8}Ten years old, I was. 98 00:05:55,160 --> 00:05:57,040 {\an8}We had Revolver, the White Album-- 99 00:05:57,040 --> 00:05:59,880 {\an8}So, yeah, if I could go anywhere then that's where I'd go. 100 00:06:02,360 --> 00:06:03,360 {\an8}[sighs] 101 00:06:03,360 --> 00:06:07,920 {\an8}That is amazing. 102 00:06:07,920 --> 00:06:09,840 - Oh! Wait, seriously? - Oh! 103 00:06:09,840 --> 00:06:11,760 - People always say the Titanic. - [Ruby chuckles] 104 00:06:11,760 --> 00:06:13,720 - Or Mars. Or Bethlehem. - Oh! 105 00:06:13,720 --> 00:06:15,880 - But The Beatles! - [giggles] 106 00:06:15,880 --> 00:06:18,280 - Why have I never done that before? - [laughs] 107 00:06:18,280 --> 00:06:19,760 - Come on! - Oh! [exclaims] 108 00:06:19,760 --> 00:06:21,280 - [Doctor laughs] - [TARDIS warbles] 109 00:06:21,280 --> 00:06:22,640 - [Ruby laughs] - Oh. 110 00:06:23,680 --> 00:06:25,720 February 11th, 1963. 111 00:06:25,720 --> 00:06:27,280 - [Ruby] No way. Really? - Mm-hmm. 112 00:06:27,280 --> 00:06:29,600 - [hums] Whoo! - [Ruby shrieks, laughs] 113 00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:31,040 Oh, wait, wait, wait. 114 00:06:31,040 --> 00:06:34,880 If we're in the '60s, what about my clothes? [sighs] 115 00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:38,880 Good thinking. 116 00:06:38,880 --> 00:06:40,560 Could give you go-go boots. 117 00:06:40,560 --> 00:06:42,640 - [Ruby] Oh, I've got eyeliner! - Oh, eyeliner! 118 00:06:42,640 --> 00:06:45,600 Oh, I want a beehive! I want a beehive! 119 00:06:45,600 --> 00:06:47,560 I've got wigs galore! 120 00:06:47,560 --> 00:06:49,200 ["California Soul" playing] 121 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:51,720 ♪ Like a sound you hear That lingers in your ear ♪ 122 00:06:51,720 --> 00:06:57,520 ♪ But you can't forget From sundown to sunset, now, now ♪ 123 00:06:59,360 --> 00:07:01,760 ♪ It's all in the air You hear it everywhere ♪ 124 00:07:01,760 --> 00:07:06,960 ♪ No matter what you do It's gonna grab a hold on you ♪ 125 00:07:07,960 --> 00:07:11,120 ♪ California soul ♪ 126 00:07:11,120 --> 00:07:13,280 {\an8}[song continues, muffled] 127 00:07:13,280 --> 00:07:16,040 {\an8}1963. 128 00:07:16,040 --> 00:07:18,080 {\an8}- [laughing] Hey, hey, hey! - [gasps] 129 00:07:18,080 --> 00:07:19,440 - [Doctor chuckles] - Oh, no way! 130 00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:21,560 - [gasps] It's like the album cover! - [song stops] 131 00:07:21,560 --> 00:07:23,560 - [shrieks] I am having the best time! - [Doctor gasps] 132 00:07:23,560 --> 00:07:25,760 - [gasps] Look at the cars. - G-- Oh, come on! 133 00:07:25,760 --> 00:07:26,840 [Ruby laughs] 134 00:07:26,840 --> 00:07:28,800 [both vocalising conga line music] 135 00:07:34,200 --> 00:07:35,520 - [Ruby squeals] - [Doctor laughs] 136 00:07:35,520 --> 00:07:37,840 - Abbey Road Studios! - [sighs] 137 00:07:37,840 --> 00:07:39,440 Not called Abbey Road yet. 138 00:07:39,440 --> 00:07:45,280 Right now, in '63, they are the EMI Recording Studios. 139 00:07:45,280 --> 00:07:47,480 - [Ruby] Huh. [laughing] - [laughing] 140 00:07:49,480 --> 00:07:51,240 And how do we get in? 141 00:07:51,240 --> 00:07:53,560 - Won't they ask who we are? - [scoffs] 142 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:55,240 [Ruby] Oh! Oh, oh, oh, oh. 143 00:07:55,240 --> 00:07:57,000 [inhales deeply] Hi. 144 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:59,520 Janet said we could take over, so you can have ten minutes off. 145 00:07:59,520 --> 00:08:03,280 Oh, right. Thank you. Very kind. 146 00:08:03,280 --> 00:08:04,560 [sighs] 147 00:08:04,560 --> 00:08:08,160 Yep. There's always a Janet. And everyone wants a cuppa. 148 00:08:08,160 --> 00:08:11,080 - Brilliant. [laughs] - [laughs, giggles] 149 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:16,360 Good morning. 150 00:08:16,360 --> 00:08:17,440 Cuppa tea? 151 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:21,320 Uh, yeah. Make it a strong one. Two sugars. 152 00:08:21,320 --> 00:08:22,840 - Uh. - [intercom feeds back] 153 00:08:22,840 --> 00:08:24,080 Boys, do you want anything? 154 00:08:24,080 --> 00:08:27,000 [McCartney] I'm all right for now. Maybe something stronger later on. 155 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:29,040 - What do you think, John? - Now you're talking, Paul, lad. 156 00:08:29,040 --> 00:08:30,720 [McCartney] I just want a good night's sleep. 157 00:08:30,720 --> 00:08:33,720 [chuckles] You keep playing like that, we'll all have a good kip. [laughs] 158 00:08:33,720 --> 00:08:35,600 [Martin] All right. Let's take it from the top. 159 00:08:35,600 --> 00:08:38,000 I thought the chorus-- Don't slide in the harmonies. Just hit it. 160 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:39,320 [McCartney] Whatever you say, boss. 161 00:08:39,320 --> 00:08:42,640 Hurry up then, George. Only getting paid seven quid a day. 162 00:08:42,640 --> 00:08:45,040 - [chuckles] Uh, good luck. - [Martin] Thanks, love. 163 00:08:45,040 --> 00:08:47,720 [clears throat, chuckles] 164 00:08:47,720 --> 00:08:49,440 - [Martin] Roll to record. - [button beeps] 165 00:08:49,440 --> 00:08:51,760 And a three, two, one. 166 00:08:51,760 --> 00:08:53,160 ♪ I've got a dog ♪ 167 00:08:53,160 --> 00:08:54,440 ♪ He's called Fred ♪ 168 00:08:54,440 --> 00:08:56,120 ♪ My dog is alive ♪ 169 00:08:56,120 --> 00:08:57,480 ♪ He's not dead ♪ 170 00:08:57,480 --> 00:08:59,160 ♪ I love my dog ♪ 171 00:08:59,160 --> 00:09:00,760 ♪ He loves me too ♪ 172 00:09:00,760 --> 00:09:02,280 ♪ I haven't got a cat ♪ 173 00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:03,600 ♪ Only a dog ♪ 174 00:09:03,600 --> 00:09:06,680 ♪ My dog, my dog, my dog, my dog ♪ 175 00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:08,240 ♪ I've got a dog ♪ 176 00:09:08,240 --> 00:09:09,720 ♪ I love my dog ♪ 177 00:09:09,720 --> 00:09:10,800 ♪ He's my dog ♪ 178 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:12,440 ♪ He's not your dog ♪ 179 00:09:12,440 --> 00:09:15,480 ♪ If you want a dog Get your own ♪ 180 00:09:20,720 --> 00:09:22,120 [Ruby inhales deeply] 181 00:09:22,120 --> 00:09:23,200 [knock on door] 182 00:09:24,320 --> 00:09:26,560 [whispers] Hi. Don't mind us. Just a cuppa tea. 183 00:09:26,560 --> 00:09:27,640 Okay. 184 00:09:28,520 --> 00:09:30,200 Going from the second chorus. 185 00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:32,280 Playing in the last four bars of the verse. 186 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:33,720 Good luck, Cilla. 187 00:09:33,720 --> 00:09:35,080 Don't let me down, Cilla. 188 00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:36,880 [producer] And a three, two, one. 189 00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:38,480 ♪ I love you ♪ 190 00:09:38,480 --> 00:09:40,040 ♪ You love me ♪ 191 00:09:40,040 --> 00:09:41,640 ♪ We are two ♪ 192 00:09:41,640 --> 00:09:44,000 ♪ We are not three ♪ 193 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:46,120 ♪ 'Cause you love me ♪ 194 00:09:46,120 --> 00:09:48,960 ♪ And I love you ♪ 195 00:09:48,960 --> 00:09:50,320 ♪ We're quite happy ♪ 196 00:09:50,320 --> 00:09:51,400 ♪ I think ♪ 197 00:09:51,400 --> 00:09:53,480 ♪ Perhaps ♪ 198 00:09:54,840 --> 00:09:56,720 Oh, Cilla. 199 00:10:00,280 --> 00:10:01,280 Don't mind us. 200 00:10:02,520 --> 00:10:05,080 - [orchestra producer] Roll to record. - [button beeps] 201 00:10:06,720 --> 00:10:08,680 [discordant music playing] 202 00:10:10,960 --> 00:10:14,120 ["Three Blind Mice" playing] 203 00:10:15,520 --> 00:10:16,720 [groans] 204 00:10:20,640 --> 00:10:21,640 [Doctor] Look at them. 205 00:10:23,520 --> 00:10:25,040 Everything's gone dull. 206 00:10:25,960 --> 00:10:28,520 No one hums. No one whistles. 207 00:10:28,520 --> 00:10:30,000 No one taps their feet. 208 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:31,440 I don't get it though. 209 00:10:32,200 --> 00:10:33,200 Music isn't... 210 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:34,280 [sighs] 211 00:10:34,280 --> 00:10:36,640 Like, you can't lose it or steal it or kill it. 212 00:10:36,640 --> 00:10:37,720 It's just natural. 213 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:40,800 You get music when the wind blows through the trees. 214 00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:42,560 It's called aeolian tones. 215 00:10:43,080 --> 00:10:44,080 The music-- 216 00:10:44,080 --> 00:10:48,280 Music is the highest form of thought. If you take that away... 217 00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:51,320 Finland? That never happened. 218 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:56,600 If music is gone, that means everything is changing. 219 00:10:57,200 --> 00:10:59,560 The whole human race is taking a different path. 220 00:10:59,560 --> 00:11:01,240 [Ruby] Okay, so what do we do? 221 00:11:01,240 --> 00:11:03,320 [Doctor] You take John Lennon. I'll take Paul McCartney. 222 00:11:03,320 --> 00:11:05,760 Find out what happened and when it happened. 223 00:11:07,120 --> 00:11:09,280 - Two cups of tea, my darlings. - [Ruby sighs] 224 00:11:09,280 --> 00:11:11,160 That's half a crown. Ta very much. 225 00:11:11,160 --> 00:11:12,640 How much? 226 00:11:12,640 --> 00:11:14,400 - That is outrageous. - Outrageous. 227 00:11:14,400 --> 00:11:15,840 Take it or leave it, sweetheart. 228 00:11:15,840 --> 00:11:18,440 - [Doctor sighs] That is daylight robbery. - [coin clanks] 229 00:11:18,440 --> 00:11:23,200 Ooh. That's me. Margaret Lockwood in The Wicked Lady. 230 00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:24,800 Now there was a woman. 231 00:11:25,480 --> 00:11:26,760 Statuesque. 232 00:11:26,760 --> 00:11:28,440 Uh, excuse me. Hold on, Paul. 233 00:11:28,440 --> 00:11:30,800 Um, could I just have a word? 234 00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:33,560 I've got a cup of tea for you. Mr Epstein sent me. 235 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:36,520 Okay. Um-- 236 00:11:36,520 --> 00:11:39,560 Y-You are writing songs for the band, yeah? 237 00:11:40,320 --> 00:11:41,720 They're not very good, are they? 238 00:11:41,720 --> 00:11:43,360 Oh. Uh. 239 00:11:44,720 --> 00:11:46,440 [stammers] No. No. 240 00:11:46,440 --> 00:11:47,520 Great. 241 00:11:48,360 --> 00:11:50,200 That's great, lad. That's how it should be. 242 00:11:50,720 --> 00:11:53,720 It's not like the old days when we had waltzes and fandangoes and all that. 243 00:11:53,720 --> 00:11:55,680 But waltzes used to exist. 244 00:11:55,680 --> 00:11:57,560 When did they start becoming wrong? 245 00:11:58,360 --> 00:12:01,280 Don't know. Way back. '20s? '30s? 246 00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:03,200 Why? What happened? 247 00:12:04,320 --> 00:12:05,920 We started seeing sense. 248 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:09,320 What we're doing here today is the last gasp. 249 00:12:10,160 --> 00:12:12,200 If I can make a bit of money out of cheap, old rhymes, 250 00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:14,400 then I can settle down and get a proper job. 251 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:17,280 It's embarrassing, singing. 252 00:12:17,280 --> 00:12:21,040 Just wanna finish the album, get back to Liverpool and... [sighs] ...forget it. 253 00:12:21,640 --> 00:12:22,920 [stammers] But you can't do that. 254 00:12:22,920 --> 00:12:24,760 Wh-- [chuckles] We need ya. 255 00:12:24,760 --> 00:12:27,400 [chuckles] What for? I'm no good at anything. 256 00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:30,400 But, Paul, 257 00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:33,160 see when it's just you on your own, 258 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:38,600 don't you think that there must be better songs? 259 00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:41,840 You know, songs that lift you 260 00:12:41,840 --> 00:12:45,320 and devastate you and-and make you soar. 261 00:12:46,120 --> 00:12:51,840 Songs that are-are tucked away somewhere in-in secret in the back of your mind? 262 00:12:56,040 --> 00:12:57,680 How do you know that? 263 00:12:58,400 --> 00:13:00,200 I-- I just wanna go home. 264 00:13:02,720 --> 00:13:04,040 Forget this life. 265 00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:08,760 Just have me tea and go to bed with a woman of me own, you know? 266 00:13:10,240 --> 00:13:11,400 It's all I want. 267 00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:20,080 But then, why do I wake up crying? 268 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:24,440 It's like, sometimes, late at night, I get this thought. 269 00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:29,800 Like, it's so far away, but it's a note. 270 00:13:30,680 --> 00:13:31,960 A single note. 271 00:13:33,120 --> 00:13:34,360 And then a second. 272 00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:37,720 And a third and fourth and fifth. 273 00:13:38,760 --> 00:13:43,600 And you put them together, and it feels like the most holy thing on this earth. 274 00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:50,000 Like a G, then an E. 275 00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:53,040 And a G, maybe twice. 276 00:13:54,640 --> 00:13:55,640 And then C. 277 00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:03,000 And if you put words to it, words right from your heart... 278 00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:10,560 ♪ I love you so much ♪ 279 00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:19,520 [scoffs] 280 00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:22,120 [chuckles] 281 00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:26,320 [Maestro clears throat] 282 00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:30,040 [clatters] 283 00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:35,720 [Ruby gasps] 284 00:14:42,880 --> 00:14:43,960 [screams] 285 00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:46,640 Don't waste me time. 286 00:14:48,560 --> 00:14:50,560 [McCartney] Do you know what you are with your ideas, pal? 287 00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:53,240 Disgusting. You are disgusting. 288 00:14:58,880 --> 00:15:02,200 [chuckles] What the hell was that? 289 00:15:03,440 --> 00:15:05,280 Yeah, that's it, Vinnie. Nice and safe. 290 00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:08,560 I want that installed on the rooftop like it is precious china. 291 00:15:08,560 --> 00:15:11,040 [Vinnie] Easy, boys. Don't hit the wall. 292 00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:13,280 Right, let's head on up. 293 00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:19,200 Thing is, without music, dance must be gone. 294 00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:20,800 No one dances anymore. 295 00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:22,320 I mean, can you dance without music? 296 00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:24,160 I mean, you can, but do you want to? 297 00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:25,760 And think about it, Ruby. Love songs. 298 00:15:25,760 --> 00:15:27,560 There are no more love songs anymore. 299 00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:28,640 Oh, my God! 300 00:15:28,640 --> 00:15:31,480 There's no more love songs in the whole wide world. 301 00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:34,520 - [Doctor sighs] - Ooh. 302 00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:36,080 [Cockney accent] Old London Town! 303 00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:37,200 - Oh, is that smog? - [laughs] 304 00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:38,880 I thought they got rid of that in the '50s. 305 00:15:38,880 --> 00:15:43,080 [normal voice] We had really bad smog in December '62, but this? 306 00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:45,280 It's more like a darkening. 307 00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:47,840 The world is darkening. 308 00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:50,200 I live over there. 309 00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:51,960 - [Ruby] You do what? - I live over there. 310 00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:53,520 - What do you mean? - Shoreditch. 311 00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:54,680 I'm there right now. 312 00:15:54,680 --> 00:15:56,480 Okay, you're gonna have to start again. 313 00:15:56,480 --> 00:15:59,720 In the past, right now, I live in a place called Totter's Lane. 314 00:16:00,520 --> 00:16:03,040 1963, I parked the TARDIS in a junkyard, 315 00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:04,920 and I live there with my granddaughter, Susan. 316 00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:06,600 - Ah. Wh-- - [laughs] 317 00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:09,200 - Okay? - Your what? 318 00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:10,440 - My granddaughter. - Susan? 319 00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:13,480 We could go and have a look but, you know, timelines. [imitates explosion] 320 00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:15,720 - Wh-- You-You've got children? - I did have. 321 00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:17,120 I will have. 322 00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:19,200 Time Lords get a bit complicated. 323 00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:20,720 Yeah, but you've got a granddaughter? 324 00:16:20,720 --> 00:16:23,240 Like, now? Like, today? Back in our time? My time. 325 00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:25,400 - [exclaims] Where is she? - I don't know. 326 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,080 How do you not know? [sighs] 327 00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:30,640 The Time Lords were murdered. 328 00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:34,520 Genocide rolled across time and space like a great, big cellular explosion. 329 00:16:34,520 --> 00:16:35,680 Maybe it killed her too. 330 00:16:35,680 --> 00:16:37,520 Doctor. God. 331 00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:39,080 [chuckles] 332 00:16:45,440 --> 00:16:46,440 There we go, Doc. 333 00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:48,520 - Hey, Vinnie! - [Ruby whoops] 334 00:16:48,520 --> 00:16:49,800 Thank you very much. 335 00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:51,520 Come on. 336 00:16:51,520 --> 00:16:54,000 Bit of luck, I'll have you whistling by sundown. 337 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:58,040 Can't bear whistling, Doc. All those horrible tunes. No, thanks! 338 00:16:58,040 --> 00:16:59,240 Well, all right. 339 00:17:00,760 --> 00:17:02,640 - [Ruby laughs] - [Doctor exclaims] 340 00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:04,920 [sighs] 341 00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:08,360 [American accent] It's all yours, honey. 342 00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:10,840 [smacks lips] Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I'm-- 343 00:17:10,840 --> 00:17:12,320 [chuckles] I'm not that good. 344 00:17:12,320 --> 00:17:15,200 [normal voice] Uh, you are, sweet. I've seen you. 345 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,240 December '23. King's Arms. 346 00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:18,840 You opened with "One More Sleep"? 347 00:17:22,120 --> 00:17:23,520 Oh, I can't believe you were there. 348 00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:26,520 Ah. It all comes back to Christmas with you, doesn't it? 349 00:17:26,520 --> 00:17:28,480 I need you to play again. 350 00:17:30,240 --> 00:17:31,240 But what for? 351 00:17:31,240 --> 00:17:34,440 At this moment in time, Ruby Sunday, you are the only music in the world. 352 00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:37,240 Let's see what happens if you bring music back. 353 00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:41,040 [grunts] It's just-- No pressure. 354 00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:42,680 [both chuckle] 355 00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:44,480 Okay. [sighs] 356 00:17:45,320 --> 00:17:50,280 I wrote this for my friend Trudy when a girl broke her heart. 357 00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:51,400 [Doctor] Mmm. 358 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,960 [melancholy composition playing] 359 00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:31,080 [music continues] 360 00:18:37,760 --> 00:18:39,760 [music continues] 361 00:19:32,120 --> 00:19:34,280 [sighs, chuckles] 362 00:19:38,120 --> 00:19:39,200 [sighs] 363 00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:41,080 Mmm. 364 00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:00,000 [piano drags, crashes] 365 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,680 - [gasps] - [discordant note echoes] 366 00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:03,080 No! 367 00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:05,680 No! 368 00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:08,280 [piano drags] 369 00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:11,280 [Ruby pants] 370 00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:16,240 [Maestro giggles in arpeggio, chuckles] 371 00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:17,680 [giggling in arpeggio, echoes] 372 00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:19,240 - [Doctor pants] - [gasps, pants] 373 00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:21,800 [giggling in arpeggio] 374 00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:27,080 [gasps] 375 00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:31,720 You called? 376 00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:35,320 [Doctor] That was the Giggle! 377 00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:36,920 [pants] 378 00:20:39,240 --> 00:20:41,120 - Hide! - [Ruby] Uh, do what? 379 00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:42,360 We've gotta hide! 380 00:20:42,360 --> 00:20:43,520 [Ruby] You never hide! 381 00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:45,800 [Doctor grunts, pants] 382 00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:48,200 I can't fight this thing. [pants] 383 00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:50,960 [panting] Okay. 384 00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:53,480 - [breathing heavily] - [Ruby grunts] 385 00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:56,680 [gasps, panting] 386 00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:59,840 [Maestro] I heard music! 387 00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:01,960 [chord plays] 388 00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:08,280 [chuckles] 389 00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:16,160 [tuning fork reverberates] 390 00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:23,640 ♪ Where are you? ♪ 391 00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:26,360 [chuckles] 392 00:21:26,360 --> 00:21:30,480 - Who was playing that piano? - [Ruby whimpering] 393 00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:31,640 [breathes heavily] 394 00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:36,760 The chorus of ancient songs calls me... 395 00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:40,560 [inhales sharply] ...Maestro. 396 00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:42,760 And who... 397 00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:44,400 [tuning fork reverberates] 398 00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:47,240 ...are you? 399 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:51,760 Because I heard music. 400 00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:54,840 [cackling] 401 00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:56,880 And music... 402 00:21:56,880 --> 00:21:58,920 [tuning fork reverberates] 403 00:21:58,920 --> 00:22:02,280 ...is mine! 404 00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:04,520 [breathing heavily] 405 00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:07,600 [beeps, whirs] 406 00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:13,440 - [audio stops] - [ringing] 407 00:22:14,760 --> 00:22:15,760 [ringing ends] 408 00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:22,520 [inaudible] What? 409 00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:26,160 [inaudible] What? 410 00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:33,200 [inaudible] 411 00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:48,640 [inaudible] 412 00:23:03,080 --> 00:23:04,360 [inaudible] 413 00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:09,240 [audible dripping] 414 00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:11,640 [tuning fork reverberates] 415 00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:17,640 [the sonic whirs] 416 00:23:19,120 --> 00:23:22,080 [Maestro] Sound and vision. 417 00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:26,200 [birds chirping] 418 00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:29,280 [wood groans] 419 00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:38,560 ["Clair de lune" playing] 420 00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:42,200 [sighs] Music. 421 00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:50,800 [hums] 422 00:23:56,720 --> 00:23:58,000 - [ornaments crashing] - [cackles] 423 00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:59,280 [screams] 424 00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:01,200 - [cackles] - [whimpering] 425 00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:03,560 [screams] 426 00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:08,680 [screaming] 427 00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:10,640 Wh-Who was that? Were they inside the piano? 428 00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:12,320 - How can they be inside the piano? - Okay. 429 00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:15,120 - The piano wouldn't work. - Okay. Okay, okay, okay. 430 00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:16,200 Okay. 431 00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:18,720 [breathing shakily] 432 00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:19,920 You're scaring me now. 433 00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:25,080 That thing must be part of the Pantheon. 434 00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:27,840 Oh, God. 435 00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:28,920 [inhales deeply] 436 00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:31,040 Oh, Ruby, there are... 437 00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:38,480 vast powers beyond the universe. 438 00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:42,360 I told you, when we first met, I said-I said, "The Toymaker", 439 00:24:42,360 --> 00:24:45,640 and defeating him took everything. 440 00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:48,120 - It ripped me in half. - But you survived. 441 00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:50,960 It literally-- It tore my soul in half. 442 00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:53,520 I can't survive that again. 443 00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:04,440 [breathing shakily] 444 00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:09,680 The Toy-- The Toymaker said-- He said-- 445 00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:11,880 He warned me. 446 00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:14,800 He said, "My legions are coming." 447 00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:16,680 "My legions are coming." 448 00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:19,720 - He said, "My legions are coming." - But you made that silence with the sonic. 449 00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:20,960 - That worked, didn't it? - Yeah. 450 00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:23,720 One trick. Once. That's all you get with the gods. [chuckles] 451 00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:25,760 - Okay, so what do we do? - I don't know. 452 00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:27,600 I don't know, Ruby. That is the point. 453 00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:29,760 - I don't know. I-- - No, but you always know. 454 00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:31,560 - I don't. - [pants] 455 00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:34,040 The last time, I got lucky. Catch. 456 00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:35,800 One trick. Once. 457 00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:39,720 But this thing is stealing music. 458 00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:41,080 I mean, how the-- 459 00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:42,600 How the hell is-- 460 00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:48,000 - [Ruby sighs] - I'm sorry. 461 00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:53,040 But the power of these creatures is so vast, 462 00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:56,280 the whole world could slide into the pit. 463 00:25:58,680 --> 00:25:59,680 Doctor. 464 00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:03,000 I know you're clever. 465 00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:04,880 I know that. 466 00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:06,960 But I've got news for ya. 467 00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:12,360 The world did not end in 1963. 468 00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:15,040 - Right. - No, but it didn't. 469 00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:17,080 Okay? I'm living proof. 470 00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:18,840 - I was born in 2004... - [breathing heavily] 471 00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:21,640 ...and all my life, I've had Beyoncé and Sam Fender 472 00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:25,000 and Strictly and tap dancing and raves and-- 473 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:28,440 Oh, my mum sings "Danny Boy" at Christmas, when she's drunk, to my gran. 474 00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:30,880 - And don't you see, Doctor? - [breathing heavily] 475 00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:34,600 Music exists. 476 00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:37,920 [chuckles] 477 00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:40,520 Come with me. 478 00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:44,680 [door closes] 479 00:26:45,640 --> 00:26:47,320 So when is it for you, back home? 480 00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:48,560 What time are you? 481 00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:49,920 June 2024? 482 00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:51,680 Uh, it's hard to keep track. 483 00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:52,880 But, yeah, I think so. 484 00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:54,560 - June? July? - [controls beeping] 485 00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:57,280 - [rumbling] - [TARDIS warbles] 486 00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:02,680 Well, have we done it? Are we back? 487 00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:04,520 2024. I've brought you home. 488 00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:16,760 [footsteps departing] 489 00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:17,840 [door closes] 490 00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:23,200 - [wind howling] - [Ruby gasping] 491 00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:32,720 [sobs] 492 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,640 [Doctor] This is what we're trying to stop. 493 00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:54,240 [inhales sharply] 494 00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:56,960 But this isn't real. 495 00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:58,680 This is-- [chuckles, sniffles] 496 00:27:58,680 --> 00:28:01,440 - It's just like a parallel universe. - This is your time. 497 00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:02,560 [sobs] 498 00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:05,800 [Doctor] This is your home if Maestro isn't stopped. 499 00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:13,920 Where's my mum? 500 00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:25,800 I think without music, the human race goes sour. 501 00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:28,760 Without any way of expressing a broken heart, 502 00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:31,000 they go to war, without even knowing why. 503 00:28:35,640 --> 00:28:37,400 Then how am I still alive? 504 00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:42,480 Why don't I fade away? 505 00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:43,840 Because of me. 506 00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:55,760 [Ruby grunts] 507 00:28:58,840 --> 00:28:59,920 - Boo! - [Ruby] What? 508 00:28:59,920 --> 00:29:02,760 - [gasping] - [Maestro laughing] 509 00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:05,000 - [clears throat] - [cracks fingers] 510 00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:08,680 [jazz music playing] 511 00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:18,240 Maestro, the Doctor. 512 00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:22,360 That was you in '63, wasn't it? 513 00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:24,720 Sweet cheeks. [giggles] 514 00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:28,920 You stepped from one time to another... 515 00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:30,000 [music stops] 516 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,440 ...like the Lord Temporal, 517 00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:37,800 who trapped my father and bound him in salt. 518 00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:39,680 - Yes? - The child of the Toymaker? 519 00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:41,800 - [speaking French] - [music resumes] 520 00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:44,160 [laughing] 521 00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:47,040 I should thank you, Doctor. [chuckles] 522 00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:51,360 Daddy was so bad to me. 523 00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:56,640 ♪ Daddy was so mean ♪ 524 00:29:56,640 --> 00:29:58,320 ♪ Daddy was so tough ♪ 525 00:29:58,320 --> 00:29:59,960 ♪ Daddy daddied me ♪ 526 00:29:59,960 --> 00:30:01,400 ♪ And that was quite enough ♪ 527 00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:06,160 If he was a living game, you are the essence of music itself? 528 00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:08,040 [sighs, moans] 529 00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:11,320 But what's the point? You've destroyed the world. 530 00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:15,000 Music is gone. How is that a win? 531 00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:17,440 [Maestro] Not gone! 532 00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:19,920 Darling, hush! 533 00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:21,760 [wind howling] 534 00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:25,680 [sighs] 535 00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:28,960 [gasps] 536 00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:33,920 The sound of a nuclear winter. 537 00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:37,880 The purest music of all. 538 00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:40,000 Aeolian tones. 539 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,160 Music without the need of people. 540 00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:48,600 And every song that goes unsung feeds me. 541 00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:51,880 I get stronger and stronger. 542 00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:54,720 Until I can reach out... 543 00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:58,120 [whispers] ...and steal the music of the spheres. 544 00:30:58,120 --> 00:30:59,480 [gasps] 545 00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:02,960 [normal voice] Then the universe will stop turning. 546 00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:08,520 [gasps] It'll keen in a minor key. 547 00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:12,040 Aeolian tones across the whole of creation. 548 00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:17,440 And that lament will be my symphony supreme. 549 00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:20,160 With all of life extinguished. 550 00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:23,040 I'm goin' solo. 551 00:31:23,040 --> 00:31:24,880 How did you enter this world? 552 00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:28,760 Oh. [chuckles] That would be telling, babe. 553 00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:30,600 No, babes! 554 00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:33,120 Your father established the rules of fair play! 555 00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:35,920 One thing that he would never do is cheat. 556 00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:38,560 So I have a right to know. 557 00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:41,320 A genius. 558 00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:46,760 A single, silly man who found the lost chord. 559 00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:52,760 Which means a different combination of notes would banish you? 560 00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:56,040 I said, "Genius". 561 00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:59,480 [laughs] And you might be bright. 562 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:01,160 And hot. 563 00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:03,760 - And... - [plays low notes] 564 00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:05,200 ..."timey wimey". 565 00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:08,280 [laughs] But genius? 566 00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:10,080 Oh, honey, I don't think so. 567 00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:13,080 - [playing the Saxon theme off-key] - [cloister bell sounds in TARDIS] 568 00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:14,360 [gasps] What are you doing? 569 00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:17,160 - [playing tune] - Everything resonates, Doctor, dear. 570 00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:18,920 Every atom hums. 571 00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:23,400 And anything that plays a tune is mine. 572 00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:25,200 [Maestro giggles] 573 00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:26,560 Sing along, Doctor. 574 00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:28,880 [plays Saxon theme] 575 00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:31,040 Everybody! 576 00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:34,080 - [upbeat piano continues] - [bell warbles] 577 00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:37,040 - [Ruby] What is it? What's hap-- - Maestro! 578 00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:39,080 Controlling the TARDIS. 579 00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:41,720 [sighs] But I say never. 580 00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:43,320 Never! 581 00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:45,440 [grunts] Ruby! 582 00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:46,760 [pants] 583 00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:48,840 [both grunt] 584 00:32:48,840 --> 00:32:50,600 - Are we flying? - Only just. 585 00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:52,160 [grunts] 586 00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:55,880 The only thing I can do is take us back to 1963. 587 00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:58,160 - [grunts] - [piano stops] 588 00:32:58,160 --> 00:33:00,120 [both panting] 589 00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:06,560 - Where's Maestro? [pants] - Composing. 590 00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:08,920 - [panting] - And the next tune might be deadly. 591 00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:12,160 - [panting] - [pants] I'm sorry. 592 00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:14,320 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. [kisses] 593 00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:15,680 Don't hate me. 594 00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:21,200 Okay, come on. 595 00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:22,760 Come on. Come on, come on, come on. 596 00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:24,440 Come on. Okay. 597 00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:30,560 [TARDIS groans] 598 00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:31,960 Strange. 599 00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:34,800 - Did you break it? - No. 600 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:37,920 No, no, no, no, no. That's something else. 601 00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:42,440 - Okay. [speaks Turkish] - Right. 602 00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:58,720 Okay. If we can record the right tune on the sonic, we can use this as a weapon. 603 00:33:58,720 --> 00:33:59,640 - Right. - Yeah? 604 00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:01,160 - No, no, no, no. - Oh. Oh, okay. 605 00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:03,240 We need to find the Notes of Banishment. 606 00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:07,000 Ah, John Lennon's guitar! 607 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:08,720 That's gotta be a good start. 608 00:34:08,720 --> 00:34:09,920 Okay. 609 00:34:09,920 --> 00:34:12,320 - Okay, but don't you need to be a genius? - [Doctor] Uh-- 610 00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:14,960 Oh, just-- No offence. Just a musical genius. 611 00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:17,040 - Sometimes genius is just hard work. - [strums off-key] 612 00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:18,320 Yeah? 613 00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:20,600 If I can find the right notes. 614 00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:22,160 [orchestral music playing] 615 00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:23,240 Wait a minute. 616 00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:28,960 {\an8}There's 66 billion trillion different tunes out there, but... 617 00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:30,200 No, but just wait. 618 00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:34,760 Can you hear that? That music? 619 00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:40,760 Whoa! No, no, no! 620 00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:41,720 Doctor! 621 00:34:41,720 --> 00:34:43,200 I thought that was non-diegetic. 622 00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:45,280 No, no, don't-- [screams] 623 00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:48,040 - [grunts] - [Ruby screams] 624 00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:49,520 Doctor! 625 00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:52,000 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! 626 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,000 No, no, no, no! [screams] 627 00:34:56,160 --> 00:35:00,480 [screaming] Doctor! 628 00:35:00,480 --> 00:35:03,280 [shrieks] Wait! No, no, no, no! 629 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:05,000 [grunts] 630 00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:10,880 [grunts] 631 00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:17,040 Put her down! 632 00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:20,200 [pants] 633 00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:21,320 [groans] 634 00:35:22,240 --> 00:35:26,040 [vocalises] 635 00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:27,400 [shouts, grunts] 636 00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:30,400 [laughs] Can't trick me twice, honey! 637 00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:32,560 - [Maestro chuckles] - Then fight me! 638 00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:34,440 Huh? Leave her alone! 639 00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:41,280 But she's the only human left with music in her heart! 640 00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:43,280 [chuckles] 641 00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:49,520 Playing lovesick songs for heartbroken lesbians, 642 00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:53,800 and that just makes me hungry 643 00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:56,760 for all those delicious songs. 644 00:35:56,760 --> 00:35:59,880 Let me go! 645 00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:05,160 - [neck cracks] - That's right, pretty girl! Sing! 646 00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:08,640 [tuning fork reverberates] 647 00:36:10,240 --> 00:36:11,560 Maestro. 648 00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:14,760 - [disembodied voice vocalises] - Maestro, I am asking you. Just-- [gasps] 649 00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:18,160 What? 650 00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:19,960 [vocalising continues] 651 00:36:22,720 --> 00:36:23,960 That's wrong. 652 00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:25,720 What do you mean? 653 00:36:25,720 --> 00:36:30,440 There's a hidden song deep inside her soul. 654 00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:31,880 - What is it? - [reverberates] 655 00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:33,960 [carollers singing "Shepherd's Bell Carol"] 656 00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:35,480 What? 657 00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:38,040 Ruby. 658 00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:44,160 [singing continues] 659 00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:46,080 What is this? 660 00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:48,640 Christmas. 661 00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:51,760 The music that was playing the night that she was born. 662 00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:54,800 [singing continues] 663 00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:57,640 How could a song have so much power? 664 00:36:58,440 --> 00:36:59,960 And power like him? 665 00:36:59,960 --> 00:37:01,840 - Like who? - The oldest one. 666 00:37:01,840 --> 00:37:05,360 On the night of her birth, he can't have been there. 667 00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:07,520 - [singing continues] - What for? 668 00:37:08,080 --> 00:37:11,280 - What for? What for? What for? - [Doctor] Who was there? 669 00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:17,240 - [sighs] Enough. - [tuning fork clatters] 670 00:37:17,240 --> 00:37:18,320 [singing stops] 671 00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:21,920 - Whoa! - [grunts, pants] 672 00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:23,200 - You okay? - Yeah, yeah. 673 00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:25,320 - I've got you. I've got you. - Okay, okay. 674 00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:29,000 - [pants] What was it? What happened? - It's all right. All right? It's okay. 675 00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:30,120 [panting] 676 00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:33,320 This creature is very wrong. 677 00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:39,720 And this-- this is very, very, very right. 678 00:37:39,720 --> 00:37:41,560 [sighs] 679 00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:43,280 Do you know what this is? 680 00:37:44,480 --> 00:37:46,720 This is the famous Abbey Road piano. 681 00:37:46,720 --> 00:37:48,280 [scoffs] 682 00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:51,320 They call it the Mrs Mills Piano. 683 00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:52,800 Oho! 684 00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:53,880 Oh, she was a girl. 685 00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:57,080 We had some adventures, me and Mrs Mills. [laughs] 686 00:37:57,080 --> 00:38:01,200 But this is the piano that The Beatles will play on their greatest hits. 687 00:38:01,720 --> 00:38:02,840 "Penny Lane". 688 00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:05,280 "Lady Madonna". All from this. 689 00:38:06,240 --> 00:38:08,320 So I know that this piano is rattling 690 00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:11,320 with all the potential to send you back to hell. 691 00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:16,720 [plays "Maple Leaf Rag"] 692 00:38:16,720 --> 00:38:18,240 [gasps] 693 00:38:19,320 --> 00:38:20,480 Hmm. 694 00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:28,320 Music battle. 695 00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:36,000 [violin playing] 696 00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:46,160 [plays rapid arpeggio] 697 00:38:49,640 --> 00:38:50,680 [chuckles] 698 00:38:55,960 --> 00:39:00,520 [plays rapid hoedown] 699 00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:05,160 [plays ragtime] 700 00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:06,760 [copies tune] 701 00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:08,280 [plays rapidly] 702 00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:11,720 - [plays arpeggio] - [copies tune] 703 00:39:11,720 --> 00:39:18,160 - [plucking strings] - [playing quickly] 704 00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:24,280 [playing duet] 705 00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:32,800 [music continues] 706 00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:49,800 [music builds, stops] 707 00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:51,200 [screams] 708 00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:55,080 [both panting] 709 00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:02,360 [plays note] 710 00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:04,960 [repeats note] 711 00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:08,680 Go on then. 712 00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:10,720 [plays note] 713 00:40:10,720 --> 00:40:12,000 Do it. 714 00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:16,120 Can you find it? 715 00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:18,920 - [repeats note] - The lost chord? 716 00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:23,640 - [plays note] - Are you enough of a genius? 717 00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:25,760 Oh, I would never call myself that, Maestro. 718 00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:30,240 But I have lived, and I have loved. 719 00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:36,200 And I can only smile like this because I have lost so much. 720 00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:37,520 I've experienced everything. 721 00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:40,760 Every single thing. 722 00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:43,160 And if that's where music comes from... 723 00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:48,920 - [plays note] - [gasps, breathes shakily] 724 00:40:50,200 --> 00:40:52,080 ...I can find the chord to banish you. 725 00:40:53,560 --> 00:40:54,560 [chuckles] 726 00:40:55,640 --> 00:40:58,880 - [plays note] - [gasps, laughs] 727 00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:02,840 - [plays note] - [gasps, shouts, groans] 728 00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:06,120 [inhales, laughs] 729 00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:11,160 - [plays note] - [vocalises, shouts] 730 00:41:13,520 --> 00:41:16,600 - [plays next note] - [laughs, shouts] 731 00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:19,080 [groaning] 732 00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:22,480 - [plays another note] - [grunts] 733 00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:24,760 [groans, laughs] 734 00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:29,800 [groaning] 735 00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:32,360 [whispers] One more. 736 00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:34,760 [groaning] 737 00:41:36,880 --> 00:41:38,480 [whispers] Just one more. 738 00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:43,720 One more. 739 00:41:43,720 --> 00:41:45,800 [Maestro whimpers, laughs] 740 00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:54,200 Bum note. 741 00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:57,760 [imitates crying, laughs] 742 00:41:59,240 --> 00:42:04,120 ♪ Maestro ♪ 743 00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:06,680 [holds note] 744 00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:09,920 [strains, grunts] 745 00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:12,280 - [grunts] - [Ruby] Whoa! 746 00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:13,640 [Doctor grunts] 747 00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:17,680 [crashes] 748 00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:19,440 Song time. 749 00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:21,120 [kisses, blows] 750 00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:25,360 [plays reveille] 751 00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:29,640 [trumpet stops] 752 00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:32,280 - [song continues] - [grunts, pants] 753 00:42:32,280 --> 00:42:33,920 [laughs] 754 00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:35,320 Ruby, get the piano! 755 00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:38,120 [strums] 756 00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:39,280 [grunts] 757 00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:42,680 Sorry to keep harping on. 758 00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:44,520 - [notes play] - [grunts] 759 00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:48,680 [footsteps approaching] 760 00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:52,320 [plucks notes] 761 00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:54,440 No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. 762 00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:56,080 [screams] 763 00:42:56,680 --> 00:42:58,480 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. [screams] 764 00:43:08,240 --> 00:43:09,840 [Doctor screams] 765 00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:13,280 [Maestro] You ain't no genius! 766 00:43:15,360 --> 00:43:16,400 [grunts] 767 00:43:17,080 --> 00:43:18,720 - [screams] - [drum slurps] 768 00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:26,680 [Doctor screams] 769 00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:29,360 [Lennon] I just wanna go home. 770 00:43:29,360 --> 00:43:32,440 [Ruby] But you can't do that. [chuckles] We need ya. 771 00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:35,800 [Lennon] What for? I'm no good at anything. 772 00:43:37,040 --> 00:43:41,200 - [humming, vocalising, laughing] - ["Danse macabre" playing] 773 00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:43,040 [Ruby grunting] 774 00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:46,200 - [Ruby gasping] - [Maestro laughing] 775 00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:48,000 I can't breathe! 776 00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:50,920 [vocalising] 777 00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:56,000 [music continues] 778 00:43:57,800 --> 00:43:59,200 [laughing] 779 00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:00,920 [Doctor shouts] 780 00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:04,000 [McCartney] And then a second. 781 00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:07,800 And a third and fourth and fifth. 782 00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:12,360 And you put them together, and it feels like the most holy thing on this earth. 783 00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:17,120 [chord plays] 784 00:44:18,640 --> 00:44:22,520 ♪ No ♪ 785 00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:28,320 Oh, no! [whimpers] 786 00:44:28,320 --> 00:44:29,960 [yelps] 787 00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:32,360 - [pants, gasps] - [coughs] 788 00:44:33,640 --> 00:44:38,680 No! 789 00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:42,840 - [Ruby coughs] - [Maestro groans, whimpers] 790 00:44:42,840 --> 00:44:44,880 [straining] 791 00:44:45,720 --> 00:44:50,400 The one who waits is almost here! 792 00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:52,080 [music ends] 793 00:44:52,080 --> 00:44:53,160 [sighs] 794 00:44:54,640 --> 00:44:56,800 - [Doctor sighs] - [sighs] 795 00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:02,000 - [car horns honking] - [Ruby shrieks] 796 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,320 [chuckles] Listen. Listen, listen, listen, listen. 797 00:45:04,320 --> 00:45:05,520 ["The Teddy Bears' Picnic" plays] 798 00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:07,560 - Here it comes. - [Ruby gasps] 799 00:45:07,560 --> 00:45:09,560 - Everywhere! [laughs] - [bells peeling] 800 00:45:09,560 --> 00:45:12,640 ♪ Music ♪ 801 00:45:12,640 --> 00:45:17,240 [opera singer] ♪ Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro ♪ 802 00:45:17,240 --> 00:45:19,560 - [Gershwin's "Rhapsody in Blue" plays] - [laughs] 803 00:45:19,560 --> 00:45:21,120 They're making music. [sighs] 804 00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:24,160 The whole city. The whole world. [chuckles] 805 00:45:24,160 --> 00:45:26,000 - [inhales sharply] - Yes. Yes. Yes. 806 00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:29,880 But there is one thing that I should warn you about, Ruby, 807 00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:33,080 and this is really very serious. 808 00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:36,200 With all my adventures throughout time and space, 809 00:45:37,320 --> 00:45:39,040 I have to tell you, 810 00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:41,440 there's always a twist at the end. 811 00:45:41,440 --> 00:45:43,360 [Gershwin's "Rhapsody in Blue" ends] 812 00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:48,240 ♪ There's always a twist There's always a twist ♪ 813 00:45:48,240 --> 00:45:50,840 ♪ There's always a twist at the end ♪ 814 00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:53,560 ♪ There's always a twist There's always a twist ♪ 815 00:45:53,560 --> 00:45:55,920 ♪ There's always a twist at the end ♪ 816 00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:58,680 ♪ My friend, depend Press send, let's bend ♪ 817 00:45:58,680 --> 00:46:01,320 ♪ 'Cause there's always There's always ♪ 818 00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:04,000 ♪ Yes, there's always a twist at the end ♪ 819 00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:06,640 ♪ Hey! Hey, hey! ♪ 820 00:46:06,640 --> 00:46:09,080 ♪ We got the bop And the rock and the Lindy Hop ♪ 821 00:46:09,080 --> 00:46:11,840 ♪ We got the jive, beehive And the "Stayin' Alive" ♪ 822 00:46:11,840 --> 00:46:14,640 ♪ We got the conga and the salsa And the mighty Big Bopper ♪ 823 00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:17,840 ♪ The waltz and the schmaltz And no penalties for faults ♪ 824 00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:19,320 [shrieks] 825 00:46:19,320 --> 00:46:21,600 ♪ There's always a twist There's always a twist ♪ 826 00:46:21,600 --> 00:46:23,960 ♪ There's always a twist at the end ♪ 827 00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:26,720 ♪ There's always a twist There's always a twist ♪ 828 00:46:26,720 --> 00:46:29,480 ♪ There's always a twist at the end ♪ 829 00:46:29,480 --> 00:46:32,120 ♪ Pretend, descend, Land's End Make do and mend ♪ 830 00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:34,880 ♪ 'Cause there's always There's always ♪ 831 00:46:34,880 --> 00:46:37,480 ♪ Yes, there's always a twist at the end ♪ 832 00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:42,840 - ♪ There's always a twist at the end ♪ - [vocalising] 833 00:46:42,840 --> 00:46:45,120 ♪ We ain't no fools from Liverpool ♪ 834 00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:48,240 ♪ 'Cause there's always a twist At the end ♪ 835 00:46:48,240 --> 00:46:51,240 ♪ I always said That it ends with a twist ♪ 836 00:46:51,240 --> 00:46:53,240 ♪ That's one good thing That can't be missed ♪ 837 00:46:53,240 --> 00:46:56,160 ♪ Have a smashin' little dance 'Cause we know what's best ♪ 838 00:46:56,160 --> 00:46:59,040 ♪ 'Cause we're the smart girls From the north-west ♪ 839 00:46:59,040 --> 00:47:01,760 ♪ Always, there's always There's always, there's always ♪ 840 00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:04,240 [song continues] 841 00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:17,080 ♪ Sing along if you've got a twist Sing along if you kiss the mist ♪ 842 00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:20,000 ♪ There's a special little dance You're on the list ♪ 843 00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:22,520 ♪ There's always, always ♪ 844 00:47:22,520 --> 00:47:24,320 - ♪ Always a twist ♪ - ♪ Always, there's always ♪ 845 00:47:24,320 --> 00:47:25,480 ♪ Always, there's always ♪ 846 00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:28,120 [vocalising] 847 00:47:28,120 --> 00:47:36,240 ♪ Always, there's always There's always, there's always ♪ 848 00:47:36,240 --> 00:47:38,600 ♪ There's always a twist at the end ♪ 849 00:47:38,600 --> 00:47:41,440 ♪ I said, "There's always A twist at the end" ♪ 850 00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:44,000 ♪ What you intend I can't defend ♪ 851 00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,720 ♪ I think this song will never end ♪ 852 00:47:46,720 --> 00:47:48,480 ♪ 'Cause there's always ♪ 853 00:47:48,480 --> 00:47:54,920 ♪ Always, always a twist at the end ♪ 854 00:47:54,920 --> 00:47:57,240 [cheering] 855 00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:03,320 [cheering, hooting] 856 00:48:07,840 --> 00:48:09,560 [both exhale] 857 00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:16,200 - [both chuckle] - [keyboard notes play] 858 00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:21,360 [pop music playing] 859 00:48:35,360 --> 00:48:36,720 - [Ruby] Whew! - [music stops] 860 00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:40,760 [music continues] 861 00:48:43,560 --> 00:48:44,760 [final notes play] 862 00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:47,920 [theme song playing] 863 00:48:47,920 --> 00:48:50,440 {\an8}- [Ruby] Where are we? - [Doctor] In the middle of a war. 864 00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:54,600 One wrong move, and boom... 865 00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:57,480 - [alarm wailing] - [heartbeat thumping] 866 00:49:00,480 --> 00:49:01,680 - [screams] - [Ruby] Doctor!