1 00:00:17,477 --> 00:00:19,133 It's alive! 2 00:00:33,486 --> 00:00:37,023 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~ 3 00:00:44,331 --> 00:00:46,264 Oh, my God ... Larry! 4 00:00:57,862 --> 00:00:59,552 Infinity. 5 00:01:05,387 --> 00:01:08,328 Just like that. 6 00:01:08,562 --> 00:01:11,013 Ah, [bleep]. 7 00:01:11,048 --> 00:01:15,017 I am Sauron, Lord of the Rings! 8 00:01:15,052 --> 00:01:16,916 I did it! 9 00:01:16,950 --> 00:01:20,091 Oh! Nooooo! 10 00:01:20,126 --> 00:01:22,162 Are we expecting anyone? 11 00:01:22,197 --> 00:01:24,716 If you're a salesman, we don't have any mo... Oh! 12 00:01:24,751 --> 00:01:27,789 - Is she here? - I, uh, uh, uh... 13 00:01:27,823 --> 00:01:29,030 Honey, who is it? 14 00:01:29,031 --> 00:01:30,861 - Mother? - Bambi? 15 00:01:30,895 --> 00:01:32,206 Father said you couldn't be with us 16 00:01:32,207 --> 00:01:34,485 because man had taken you away. 17 00:01:34,519 --> 00:01:37,453 Aman, Bambi. Aman took me away. 18 00:01:37,488 --> 00:01:40,318 - This is David. - Um, would you like to come in? 19 00:01:40,353 --> 00:01:43,545 Please do. I ... I have a lot to explain. 20 00:01:43,610 --> 00:01:45,668 No. I just wanted the truth, and I got it. 21 00:01:45,703 --> 00:01:46,876 Mama, who is it? 22 00:01:46,877 --> 00:01:49,914 Bambi II, meet your brother. 23 00:01:49,949 --> 00:01:53,159 - Do you want to play with me? - A brother?! I, uh... 24 00:01:53,193 --> 00:01:55,885 - Come on. I'll show you my salt lick. - Okay. 25 00:01:58,820 --> 00:02:00,199 Well, hello, there, buddy. 26 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:01,752 Who... Whose bear is this? 27 00:02:02,616 --> 00:02:04,031 Easy, big guy. 28 00:02:04,032 --> 00:02:06,413 Yeah, I got a Code 7 on platform 6. 29 00:02:07,207 --> 00:02:09,140 Ha-ha. N-Nice Teddy. 30 00:02:09,175 --> 00:02:11,556 Are you hungry? 31 00:02:11,591 --> 00:02:13,074 Aaaoww! 32 00:02:13,973 --> 00:02:15,940 Aah! Aaaah! 33 00:02:20,082 --> 00:02:23,948 And then Paddington pulled out his spine and roared to the sky. 34 00:02:23,983 --> 00:02:27,883 - Another trophy for his bloodlust. - This book's awesome! 35 00:02:27,918 --> 00:02:31,473 The San Diego Zoo's last male red panda has died. 36 00:02:31,507 --> 00:02:32,956 With only one female left, 37 00:02:32,957 --> 00:02:35,270 this will be the end of the red panda species. 38 00:02:35,304 --> 00:02:38,721 Marco, you can Animorph into a red panda, right? 39 00:02:38,756 --> 00:02:39,998 Oh, no. No way. 40 00:02:39,999 --> 00:02:42,656 I'm saving myself for the right humangirl. 41 00:02:42,691 --> 00:02:45,418 You're 18 and still a virgin? 42 00:02:45,452 --> 00:02:48,144 Pound that panda! Pound that panda! 43 00:02:48,145 --> 00:02:49,800 Pound that panda! 44 00:02:54,082 --> 00:02:57,085 Dude, you don't have to go down on the red panda. 45 00:02:57,119 --> 00:02:59,121 It's about her pleasure, too, guys. 46 00:02:59,156 --> 00:03:01,710 You think anybody saw you chomping down on that red panda? 47 00:03:01,744 --> 00:03:03,885 Uh, well, I'm not in prison, so no. 48 00:03:03,919 --> 00:03:06,370 Authorities are calling the red panda's pregnancy 49 00:03:06,404 --> 00:03:07,784 a virgin birth, 50 00:03:07,785 --> 00:03:12,065 so we eagerly await the arrival of red panda Jesus. 51 00:03:12,100 --> 00:03:16,863 So, obviously, the Civil War was fought over states' rights. 52 00:03:16,898 --> 00:03:20,211 Whoooooa! Oh! 53 00:03:20,246 --> 00:03:22,248 Brainy, what are you doing? 54 00:03:22,282 --> 00:03:24,629 My glasses! I can't find my glasses! 55 00:03:24,664 --> 00:03:26,009 Papa Smurf always says, 56 00:03:26,010 --> 00:03:27,493 "Brainy Smurf without his glasses 57 00:03:27,494 --> 00:03:30,634 is like Smurfette without her tits ... absolutely useless!" 58 00:03:30,635 --> 00:03:33,258 - They're on your face! - Your tits? 59 00:03:33,259 --> 00:03:34,604 Oh. Oh! 60 00:03:34,605 --> 00:03:36,503 Aah! Argh! 61 00:03:36,538 --> 00:03:39,575 I believe you're suffering from CTE, Brainy ... 62 00:03:39,610 --> 00:03:41,646 chronic traumatic encephalopathy, 63 00:03:41,681 --> 00:03:43,614 most likely from being tossed onto your head 64 00:03:43,648 --> 00:03:46,236 - one too many times. - What do we do?! 65 00:03:46,237 --> 00:03:47,963 Holistic approaches, like acupuncture, 66 00:03:47,998 --> 00:03:49,758 have been shown to ... 67 00:03:49,792 --> 00:03:51,379 Not in the head. 68 00:03:52,450 --> 00:03:54,383 Aah! 69 00:03:54,418 --> 00:03:56,005 Oh, look at that. Looks fine to me. 70 00:03:56,006 --> 00:03:58,974 Fine?! You diagnosed him with CTE 71 00:03:59,009 --> 00:04:01,356 and gave him a loaded handgun, you idiot! 72 00:04:01,390 --> 00:04:03,634 Well, you should have gone to Dr. Smurf. 73 00:04:03,668 --> 00:04:06,653 I'm Costume Party Smurf! 74 00:04:11,159 --> 00:04:13,230 Holy shit! Aliens exist! 75 00:04:13,264 --> 00:04:14,609 I feel so small. 76 00:04:14,610 --> 00:04:17,027 We wasted so much time fighting for turf 77 00:04:17,061 --> 00:04:20,685 when we were just a mote of dust in God's eye. 78 00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:23,481 Here comes the [bleep] Punisher! 79 00:04:23,516 --> 00:04:26,415 - Wait, wait, wait! - None of this matters now! 80 00:04:26,450 --> 00:04:28,037 Gunshot, gunshot! 81 00:04:28,038 --> 00:04:29,971 - Ooh, shotgun! - Fighting over watches? 82 00:04:30,005 --> 00:04:33,043 Watch me jam your heads up each other's wormholes. 83 00:04:34,320 --> 00:04:37,116 Wait, wait! We're not alone in the universe? 84 00:04:37,150 --> 00:04:38,771 This does change everything. 85 00:04:38,772 --> 00:04:40,912 Yeah, yeah, yeah, you got it. You got it! 86 00:04:40,947 --> 00:04:44,640 Hey, aliens, watch me fly! 87 00:04:44,675 --> 00:04:48,644 Steve, your testimony today could help put away a very bad guy. 88 00:04:48,679 --> 00:04:51,889 What did you see on the day in question? 89 00:04:55,617 --> 00:04:58,585 Well, I was playing with my best friend, Blue, 90 00:04:58,620 --> 00:05:00,863 when I heard my neighbor scream. 91 00:05:00,898 --> 00:05:04,640 A stranger ran by covered in blood! 92 00:05:05,075 --> 00:05:08,423 When I went to their house, their faces had been cut off. 93 00:05:09,907 --> 00:05:12,668 There were clues everywhere. 94 00:05:12,703 --> 00:05:15,326 Steve, do you think the stranger killed your neighbors 95 00:05:15,361 --> 00:05:18,949 as retribution for their testimony against the Death Wheels? 96 00:05:18,950 --> 00:05:20,780 Yeah, yeah! 97 00:05:20,814 --> 00:05:22,401 Objection! Leading the witness. 98 00:05:22,402 --> 00:05:23,920 - Objection! - Overruled. 99 00:05:23,921 --> 00:05:25,992 The witness shall answer the question. 100 00:05:28,270 --> 00:05:29,970 Y-Yes. 101 00:05:29,996 --> 00:05:32,895 And is that stranger in this courtroom today? 102 00:05:32,930 --> 00:05:35,587 Over there! Over there! 103 00:05:35,588 --> 00:05:37,590 That's him. 104 00:05:37,624 --> 00:05:39,730 You better sleep with one eye open. 105 00:05:40,938 --> 00:05:43,009 Hiya, Blue. Nice to meet you. 106 00:05:43,044 --> 00:05:45,321 - I'm your new friend, Joe. - Where is Steve? 107 00:05:45,322 --> 00:05:48,635 Steve had to go into... witness protection. 108 00:05:48,670 --> 00:05:52,268 But he's still in touch with, like, his parents or someone, no? 109 00:05:57,230 --> 00:05:59,750 Be good. 110 00:06:03,685 --> 00:06:05,272 No witnesses. 111 00:06:10,795 --> 00:06:12,590 Is the target's limo approaching? 112 00:06:12,625 --> 00:06:13,832 Give the go-code. 113 00:06:13,833 --> 00:06:16,801 Finally, I will see you dead, Wonder Woman. 114 00:06:16,836 --> 00:06:20,357 Or should I call you by your real name, Princess Diana. 115 00:06:20,391 --> 00:06:23,118 Is Princess Diana dead? 116 00:06:23,153 --> 00:06:26,998 What do you mean, wrong limo? Shred everything! 117 00:06:27,433 --> 00:06:30,091 She was a candle in the wind. 118 00:06:32,265 --> 00:06:36,269 I am Skeleton! 119 00:06:36,304 --> 00:06:38,685 No, that's too on-the-nose. 120 00:06:38,720 --> 00:06:40,722 Um... Let's see. 121 00:06:40,756 --> 00:06:42,999 Oh. Hm! 122 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:45,727 Ho-ho! Hey, now! 123 00:06:45,761 --> 00:06:48,316 They expect us to believe that a single bullet 124 00:06:48,350 --> 00:06:50,283 entered through President Kennedy's head, 125 00:06:50,318 --> 00:06:51,663 ricocheted off the mirror, 126 00:06:51,664 --> 00:06:53,873 came back up through Governor Connally's body, 127 00:06:53,907 --> 00:06:57,048 turned right, then left, then hit the president again? 128 00:06:57,083 --> 00:06:59,706 This Magic Bullet theory is absurd! 129 00:07:03,641 --> 00:07:04,779 Honey, what's wrong? 130 00:07:04,780 --> 00:07:06,195 Hup, we gotta get out of Dallas, Martha. 131 00:07:06,196 --> 00:07:08,888 I've done something bad ... something very bad. 132 00:07:10,752 --> 00:07:14,307 - Did you hear that? - Ah, the Children of the Night. 133 00:07:14,342 --> 00:07:16,723 What beautiful music they make. 134 00:07:16,758 --> 00:07:18,829 Uh, hello. We are the Children of the Night, 135 00:07:18,863 --> 00:07:20,727 and this is Mozart's Third Symphony, 136 00:07:20,762 --> 00:07:22,591 "The Awakening of Autumn." 137 00:07:26,216 --> 00:07:29,312 You're making me look like a real asshole! 138 00:07:31,738 --> 00:07:33,671 Ah, what the hell are you?! 139 00:07:33,706 --> 00:07:35,984 No, don't answer that. I kill you now. 140 00:07:38,711 --> 00:07:41,368 - Did he call yet, Mom? - No, honey. 141 00:07:41,369 --> 00:07:43,888 But you know your father would never miss your birthday. 142 00:07:43,923 --> 00:07:45,925 Mwah! 143 00:07:49,618 --> 00:07:53,243 Caroline, do me a favor and drop off this $400,000 at the bank. 144 00:07:53,277 --> 00:07:54,415 Let me do that shit. 145 00:07:54,416 --> 00:07:56,072 Caroline gets dumb bitch all over everything. 146 00:07:56,073 --> 00:07:58,593 Then it's out of bounds because it's heavy-flow Friday. 147 00:07:58,627 --> 00:08:01,699 You gotta see how I murdered this tampon! 148 00:08:01,734 --> 00:08:03,908 Uh, no, Bitch Pudding. Just go. 149 00:08:03,943 --> 00:08:06,256 Gonna need your gas card. 150 00:08:07,360 --> 00:08:09,120 Suck my [bleep], temp job. 151 00:08:09,155 --> 00:08:12,655 I'm off to Reno, baby! 152 00:08:13,332 --> 00:08:16,300 Not today, pigs! 153 00:08:20,442 --> 00:08:23,238 A motel for jerking off! 154 00:08:23,273 --> 00:08:26,448 Time to bash my bean on a pile of cash. 155 00:08:26,483 --> 00:08:27,862 There's more dead birds in here 156 00:08:27,863 --> 00:08:29,624 than Woody Woodpecker's [bleep] dungeon. 157 00:08:29,658 --> 00:08:33,248 My name is Norman Bates. My hobby is taxidermy. 158 00:08:33,283 --> 00:08:35,077 And my hobby is getting stuffed, 159 00:08:35,112 --> 00:08:37,971 but I don't hang my cooch on the wall. 160 00:08:38,216 --> 00:08:42,257 Ugh! This place smells like my granny's embalmed asshole! 161 00:08:42,292 --> 00:08:44,639 Gonna jerk it outside. 162 00:08:44,673 --> 00:08:48,435 - Oh, Mother, she's just a customer. - She's a slut! 163 00:08:48,436 --> 00:08:49,316 Who's a slut? 164 00:08:49,317 --> 00:08:51,369 I'ma slut! Let's party! 165 00:08:51,370 --> 00:08:53,070 Oh, Mother, I'm sorry. 166 00:08:53,095 --> 00:08:56,167 No, no, you're not sorry. 167 00:08:56,202 --> 00:08:58,777 He's straight-up Gollum and shit. 168 00:09:00,413 --> 00:09:03,244 It's time to change your diaper, Mother. 169 00:09:03,278 --> 00:09:06,799 Go smash your testicles with a toilet seat, dear. 170 00:09:06,833 --> 00:09:09,422 Oh, Mama, you got out of my head and you're real. 171 00:09:09,457 --> 00:09:13,023 I'm gonna be up in yo ass if you don't do as I say! 172 00:09:14,324 --> 00:09:15,669 Oh! 173 00:09:15,670 --> 00:09:17,084 Gah! 174 00:09:17,085 --> 00:09:20,053 I did what you said, Mother! Wait. 175 00:09:20,088 --> 00:09:23,574 Mother only makes me smash my testicles on Tuesdays. 176 00:09:23,609 --> 00:09:26,316 That was not my mother! 177 00:09:28,130 --> 00:09:29,925 Huh? 178 00:09:31,996 --> 00:09:34,205 What have you done to Mother? 179 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:36,794 Sorry, but you can only Real Doll your dead mama 180 00:09:36,795 --> 00:09:39,348 for so long before she needs a freakin' shower. 181 00:09:39,349 --> 00:09:41,661 Oh! Ugh! 182 00:09:41,696 --> 00:09:44,043 Aah! You never hit a mentally ill person 183 00:09:44,077 --> 00:09:47,252 with his dead mother's severed leg! It's a real trigger! 184 00:09:47,253 --> 00:09:49,531 Then trigger warning, bitch! 185 00:09:49,566 --> 00:09:51,361 Oh! I just... 186 00:09:51,395 --> 00:09:52,602 Fore! 187 00:09:53,984 --> 00:09:55,260 Hello? The police? 188 00:09:55,261 --> 00:09:56,848 Yes, this is Norman Bates. 189 00:09:56,849 --> 00:09:58,298 There's a psycho after me. 190 00:09:58,299 --> 00:10:00,301 Snip, snip! Boo, [bleep] nut! 191 00:10:01,992 --> 00:10:04,443 Ow! Whoa! 192 00:10:04,477 --> 00:10:06,479 10 points! 193 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:13,624 - I love traveling with you! - Should we, you know... 194 00:10:13,659 --> 00:10:15,730 Put your [bleep] in her! 195 00:10:15,764 --> 00:10:16,937 - What the? - Who said that? 196 00:10:16,938 --> 00:10:18,076 Are we being watched? 197 00:10:18,077 --> 00:10:20,784 Nooo! 198 00:10:21,252 --> 00:10:23,427 Put your hand [bleep] in her! 199 00:10:23,462 --> 00:10:27,673 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~ 200 00:10:42,101 --> 00:10:46,239 Well, he's probably just stuck in traffic.