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ROBOT CHICKEN - SEASON 10 - EP - 18
Sundancer Craig in: 30% of the Way to Crying
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It's alive!
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Hey. You can understand
detective pikachu, right?
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All I hear is "pika, pika."
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why? What do you hear?
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Kill john lennon.
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what?
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what?
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Repeat after me.
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The rain in Spain
stays mainly in the plain.
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The rain in Spain
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nobody is gonna believe
you're human
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if you sound like that.
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Try again.
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The rain in Spain
stays mainly in the plain.
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The rain on Spain
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stays mainly in the plain, ugh.
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Good! Good, again!
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The rain in Spain
stays mainly on the...
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Get down!
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you said, "get down,"
and I understood you!
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By george, I think
you've got it!
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This 1932 bordeaux
is quite jejune.
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I would have preferred a 1931.
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Yeah, that is definitely
a very human thing to say.
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goodbye, old friend!
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Hey, no dumping!
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Rules don't apply to me!
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I'm emily elizabeth!
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Bam, bam, bam, bam!
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Good morning,
disney villain descendants!
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Today, we have a new student
joining us.
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My name is laura,
and my dad is wolverine.
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Wolverine is not disney.
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Or a villain.
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Wolverine is marvel,
and marvel is owned by disney,
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and he kills people
with razor-sharp claws, so...
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Well, if you want to hang
with us,
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we need to know
if you're wicked to the root.
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Or all you all talk?
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wow. That was actually really...
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Ah! Ugh!
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Why the
would you kill him?
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If I didn't, I'd be all talk.
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How are the power rangers
doing this?
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They're only teenagers!
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Ugh! Think, rita!
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This calls for
a different approach!
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Wait!
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Ugh! I can buy you booze!
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- aw, man!
- Yes!
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- wasted!
- Alcohol!
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Stop! Rangers, you must
save the earth!
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Shut up, dad!
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Whoo! Ay, ay, ay!
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Robot ride, tiktok.
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oh, shit.
Somebody called the cops!
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I, uh, can't get arrested again!
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Your parents are going to be
very disappointed in you!
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Coming up in the exciting new
season of "ice road truckers,"
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global warming changes
all the rules.
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Global warming my ass.
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The river has frozen solid
enough to drive
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on every year since my daddy...
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Ah!
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And announcing our new show
"ice road helicopters"
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because copters don't sink
into rivers, or do they?
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Fridays at 8:00.
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I'm don lemon lime.
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And I'm wolf spritzer.
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Today, a city bus smashed
into a baby carriage
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filled with cans.
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Warning, this footage may be
too graphic for some viewers.
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We go to our reporter
on the scene.
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Thanks, wolf.
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The speeding bus was going
just over 50 miles per hour.
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Bystanders report hearing
someone on the bus say, "whoa!"
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in other news, authorities
have discovered
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yet another mass grave.
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And now, would anyone like to
say a few words about jeffrey?
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No one? Okay.
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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
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Seriously?
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No one has anything
to say about me?
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jeffrey?
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You're alive?
Uh, hell yes, I am!
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I faked my death to see
what people would say,
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not much, I guess!
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That is so messed up!
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Uh, messed up is watching you
text at my funeral, linda!
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Jeffrey, you are
completely insane!
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You didn't cry one tear,
not one!
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That is completely insane!
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How could you do this?
You're a jerk!
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A monster! Asshole!
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You back away!
I am the victim here!
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Dude, that's up! Yeah!
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I... I had to take off
work for this.
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Get away! My chest hurts!
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Ah! Gah! Ugh! Ah!
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Ah! Ah!
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Ashes to ashes.
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They're grrrreat!
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My teacher says homosexuals
used bandannas in the '70s
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as code for sex acts.
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Red is for fiiiisting!
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But we should report
your teacher.
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You're up, felicity hopman!
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Listen, the birds sense
the monster is coming.
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Come on!
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ow, my skull! Don't look.
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ow, my head, ow. Ow.
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I'm calling child
protective services!
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Quick! We have to find our
blindfolds before we see...
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'sups, gangs?
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Anyone know where to get some
fresh peanuts in these woods?
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Honk!
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...This bird's
disgusting vagina.
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The sight of it is what's making
people kill themselves.
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It's literally this bird's box.
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Hey! My box is primo, mwah,
just needs a little
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summer's eve or something.
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Ew! Why is there pus
coming out of it?
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I'm so sorry, kids!
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I can't let you live in a world
having seen that.
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Bang, bang, bang!
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Whatevs, bitches.
I'ma just be me.
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whew.
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I should probably get tested.
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We shall play until the end.
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We shall serve drinks
until the end!
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Whoo!
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Thank you.
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We shall wash dishes
until the end.
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We shall look out for icebergs
until the end.
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And no breaks this time.
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okay, kids.
Today, we'll be going over...
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Hi, glen.
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time to face your ultimate fear.
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ah! I'm naked at school!
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Not that, I'm talking about me,
yah, your ultimate fear!
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look at glen's balls.
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Oh, man,
they're different sizes!
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With moles!
They're supposed to be!
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That's how god makes balls!
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This is a nightmare!
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No, I'm the nightmare!
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Witness all the souls
I consumed!
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Ah!
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Look at that guy's dick!
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Please kill me!
Just get me out of this!
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Just kill me, man!
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Now I don't even
want to kill you.
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You're scary!
You're... you are a nightmare!
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That sweater is terrifying!
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Please, get back here
and kill me!
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- you!
- And your ugly balls!
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Good night!
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Don't let the bedbugs bite!
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I won't, daddy.
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what did I tell you?!
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I'm sorry!
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You had one job!
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Oh, my god, I'm sorry!
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All right, everybody!
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It's time to play
"family feud: Ent edition."
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all right, everybody. Calm down.
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Let's start the show.
Thank you. I love you, too.
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We've got birchseed and
treebeard here to start us off.
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Name a color that a wizard
might wear.
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Still looking for a color for...
For a wizard, you know,
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maybe something that...
A color for his robe, you know?
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Wizards wear hats,
wizard hat color,
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wizard shoes, you know,
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whether they be like a dress
shoe or a wizard-y tennis shoe?
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Oh, good, good. Okay, okay.
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The trees are moving.
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Hurry up. Come on.
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There they go.
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Look like we got a race.
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Sooner or later, one of y'all
gonna come down,
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and that first one to do so
gets to answer!
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Don't use your muscle power.
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Just let it... let it go limp.
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Let gravity take over.
Don't fight it now.
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Just let it...
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and that's all the time we have
for "family feud: Ent edition."
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hey! Do you have the new
air jordan 3s in mocha?
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Yeah, I guess... yeah,
I guess these are cool, too.
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It was supposed to be
a routine mission.
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Predator wilson to headquarters,
do you copy?
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Ugh, there's no signal, jesus.
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Stranded on
an unforgiving planet...
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Oh, thank god, civilization!
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what the
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...A planet of monsters...
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I don't want to die!
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No! Get away!
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I'm so... I'm sorry!
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Oh
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- I need you to shut up.
- Ow!
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...Hunted by
bloodthirsty humans...
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Ah! Oh, thank god,
marjorie packed me
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a first aid kit, oh, my god.
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If it bleeds, we can kill it!
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I hope they're not
talking about me.
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Ugh, I might never see
my family again.
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Ah, surprise!
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...Ruthlessly beaten
and left to die
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but not before having
the last laugh.
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Please enjoy this joke while
your self-destruct warms up.
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What's the difference between
a zleeborg and a clorvax?
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One is a zargok.
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The other is a buck buck!
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Coming this mating season
based on a true story, "human."
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that looks scary!
Nope. Nope.
Not for me.
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No thanks.
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ba-gawk! Bawk.
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Stupid monkey.
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