Silence!
You two. You have been here for hours,
Having sex with tons of ladies in masks.
Yet it seems you do not have permission to be here.
Hi.
Uh, I'm seth. Hi, I'm matt.
Why are you here? We heard this was the place
To get "robot chicken" un-canceled.
But when we got here, everyone was so we were
Like, "oh, okay, I guess we'll just start these
People." we almost felt obligated to
start quiet!
In addition to hosting elaborate orgies, we do un-cancel
Television shows. Awesome!
Can we get our show un-canceled? Yes... if you know the
- Password. - Fidelio.
That is correct. Congratulations.
"Robot chicken" is back on the air.
Thank you, sir. Now, what is the password to
- Leave? - Fidelio?
The password to leave is different.
Oh, right. Fidelio. I just told you the password
To leave... fidelio?
No! Again, I told you...
fidelio? You're missing what I...
fidelio? Please understand that
"fidelio" is not the password. If you say "fidelio," that will
Be incorrect. Do you understand this basic
Concept? Yeah, of course.
Sure, sure, sure. Now, what is the password to
Leave? Fidelio?
It. Kill them.
Just like saigon, 1983. With a dash of... wait, when
Were you in saigon? Duck!
Aw, no, he touched my dick. Your dick touched my hand.
- I totally touched his dick. - >> It.
It.
Aah, didn't think that through.
Please, have mercy.
Sure thing. How about we give you to the
- Count of... - Fidelio?
It's alive!
The half-pound smurf burger. Only at gargl's jr.
We make holes in teeth! We make holes in teeth!
Hey, maybe we should communicate with the humans.
What do we get out of making all of these cavities, anyway?
We make holes in teeth! We make holes in teeth!
Wait, your stinger's caught!
Our one method of self defense is also fatal to us.
Does god hate bees?
- That's right. - You, bees.
- Me? - N-n-no. You!
What the this is not my house.
I'm horny.
You 18? No, sir.
Damn it!
Becky? Hey, come over.
I want to sex someone.
Hello? Mermaid hoe bag!
Did you just call me "gay"? No, I didn't say anything.
My parents' divorce messed me up, man.
It messed my head up bad!
I want chipotle.
Lock that shit.
No, bro. No, no, come on, bro.
No, bro! No!
The dog's arthritis gives him constant pain.
We'll have to put him down. What?
You do know that the life span of a cat is longer
Than a dog, right? W-with all due respect, you
Really should have seen this coming.
¶ Dino riders, awesome bosses of
Early earth ¶ ¶ they trained dinosaurs and
Made them walking weapons ¶ ¶ what's cooler that that? ¶
¶ dino riders, there's a blaster on that t-rex's head ¶
¶ that is so damn rad ¶ ¶ that brontosaurus is a troop
Transporter ¶ ¶ bow to the
Dino riders! ¶ ¶ oh, my god, that looks like a
Work camp ¶ ¶ I think the dino riders use
Forced labor to make their stuff ¶
¶ dear lord in heaven, these dino riders are repeatedly
Tasing a man ¶ ¶ that is definitely a work
Camp ¶ ¶ what the the
Dino riders just fed that t-rex a child ¶
hey, at least we don't have sex with the dinosaurs.
Speak for yourself, bro. Jafar, why are you so evil?
Well, iago, since every other disney villain got a song to
Explain themselves, I'll tell you.
¶ I... Was... Molested ¶
cut! S-snake.
Oh, yes. That's my pet snake.
I hate snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?
I hate sssome dude's ballsss. Why did it have to be some
Dude's ballsss? Graduating seniors of
Hogwarts, as the sorting hat placed you into your houses, now
The guidance counselor hat will send you off into the world.
All right, let's make this fast.
I'm parked in a loading zone.
Who gets a c-minus in quidditch? Here's what I see for you, kid.
Two years of online college, and then living at home
Well into your 30s. Damn, you grew up hot.
Whoa! You know what they say...
A hufflepuff, marry a gryffindor.
All right, here's the deal, hon. Cpk hostess/escort
On weekends. Harry potter?
Dude, honestly, you nailed it. Get out of here and win at life
While you drown in
if he's drowning in sign me up for lifeguard duty.
If I'm going down with the titanic, I'm going to die in my
Motorcar, like a gentleman of wealth and dist... I just sat
In >> chow time, boys.
Come and get it. Hey, cooky, where'd you get
This picante sauce? New york city.
New york city?!
I don't know why a 7-year-old would need to deep fry a turkey,
- But know you know how. - And knowing is half the
Battle. ¶ g.I. Joe ¶
and the emmy for best psa by a paramilitary organization goes
To... G.I. Joe, for "don't be a turkey on thanksgiving."
look at them, destro. The joes churn out pedestrian
Advice to dead-eyed children, and the public eats it up!
"Hey, kids, don't play with fallen electrical lines."
Reads like a dispatch from the no-shit clinic.
I'll get the nerve gas. No, you fool.
We'll beat them at their own game.
We'll create our own psas! Okay, okay, let's just throw
Some ideas out there. This is a safe, creative place.
Dr. Mindbender, go. Well, I thought our psa could
Communicate an idea non-verbally.
I've discovered that painting directly on celluloid creates a
Sort of "tone poem." holy shit, that's sounds
Terrible. I'm sorry... safe place... but
Holy shit, that was dumb.
Next! Oh, I forgot you guys were in
Here writing. I was just looking for a hammer
To hang my degree in screen writing from aberdeen.
Anything I can do for you while I'm in here?
Destro? She's actually really funny,
You guys. Hey, you lost me at "she's."
it. We're doing it without a script.
Dr. Mindbender, you found four young children for our
Psas. Uh... Yes.
That is what these kidnapped children are for.
Okay, storm shadow, these two children will be running with
Scissors. Now, this upsets you, and you...
why? It's dangerous to run with
Scissors. I run with katana.
Is that not dangerous? Wow, I hadn't thought of
That. Excellent point, storm shadow.
Get this piece of shit off my set.
Well, cobra commander, looks like I owe you an apology.
So, remember, only take supplies if you'll use them for
Post-office business. Any other use is a felony.
Now I'm aware. And awareness is the second
50% of the conflict in question.
Somebody say "cut." and I think you'll find it's
Not hard to read when you take the time to ssssssssssssssssound
It out.
Oh, yesss, I've got a sssmall ssspeech impediment.
It'sss not funny!
Shut... It... Down. And the emmy for best psa by
A paramilitary organization goes to... G.I. Joe, for "don't star
In a cobra psa." what?
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Ba-gawk! Bawk.