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Silence!
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You two.
You have been here for hours,
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Having sex with tons of ladies
in masks.
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Yet it seems you do not have
permission to be here.
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Hi.
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Uh, I'm seth.
Hi, I'm matt.
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Why are you here?
We heard this was the place
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To get "robot chicken"
un-canceled.
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But when we got here,
everyone was so we were
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Like, "oh, okay, I guess we'll
just start these
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People."
we almost felt obligated to
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start quiet!
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In addition to hosting elaborate
orgies, we do un-cancel
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Television shows.
Awesome!
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Can we get our show un-canceled?
Yes... if you know the
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- Password.
- Fidelio.
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That is correct.
Congratulations.
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"Robot chicken" is back on the
air.
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Thank you, sir.
Now, what is the password to
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- Leave?
- Fidelio?
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The password to leave is
different.
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Oh, right. Fidelio.
I just told you the password
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To leave...
fidelio?
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No!
Again, I told you...
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fidelio?
You're missing what I...
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fidelio?
Please understand that
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"fidelio" is not the password.
If you say "fidelio," that will
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Be incorrect.
Do you understand this basic
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Concept?
Yeah, of course.
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Sure, sure, sure.
Now, what is the password to
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Leave?
Fidelio?
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It. Kill them.
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Just like saigon, 1983.
With a dash of... wait, when
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Were you in saigon?
Duck!
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Aw, no, he touched my dick.
Your dick touched my hand.
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- I totally touched his dick.
- >> It.
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It.
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Aah, didn't think that through.
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Please, have mercy.
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Sure thing.
How about we give you to the
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- Count of...
- Fidelio?
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It's alive!
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The half-pound smurf burger.
Only at gargl's jr.
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We make holes in teeth!
We make holes in teeth!
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Hey, maybe we should
communicate with the humans.
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What do we get out of making all
of these cavities, anyway?
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We make holes in teeth!
We make holes in teeth!
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Wait, your stinger's caught!
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Our one method of self defense
is also fatal to us.
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Does god hate bees?
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- That's right.
- You, bees.
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- Me?
- N-n-no. You!
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What the this is not my house.
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I'm horny.
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You 18?
No, sir.
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Damn it!
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Becky?
Hey, come over.
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I want to sex someone.
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Hello?
Mermaid hoe bag!
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Did you just call me "gay"?
No, I didn't say anything.
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My parents' divorce messed me
up, man.
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It messed my head up bad!
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I want chipotle.
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Lock that shit.
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No, bro.
No, no, come on, bro.
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No, bro!
No!
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The dog's arthritis gives him
constant pain.
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We'll have to put him down.
What?
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You do know that the
life span of a cat is longer
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Than a dog, right?
W-with all due respect, you
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Really should have seen this
coming.
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¶ Dino riders, awesome bosses of
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Early earth ¶
¶ they trained dinosaurs and
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Made them walking weapons ¶
¶ what's cooler that that? ¶
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¶ dino riders, there's a blaster
on that t-rex's head ¶
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¶ that is so damn rad ¶
¶ that brontosaurus is a troop
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Transporter ¶ ¶ bow to the
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Dino riders! ¶
¶ oh, my god, that looks like a
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Work camp ¶
¶ I think the dino riders use
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Forced labor to make their
stuff ¶
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¶ dear lord in heaven, these
dino riders are repeatedly
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Tasing a man ¶
¶ that is definitely a work
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Camp ¶ ¶ what the the
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Dino riders just fed that t-rex
a child ¶
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hey, at least we don't have
sex with the dinosaurs.
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Speak for yourself, bro.
Jafar, why are you so evil?
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Well, iago, since every other
disney villain got a song to
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Explain themselves, I'll tell
you.
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¶ I... Was...
Molested ¶
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cut!
S-snake.
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Oh, yes.
That's my pet snake.
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I hate snakes.
Why did it have to be snakes?
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I hate sssome dude's ballsss.
Why did it have to be some
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Dude's ballsss?
Graduating seniors of
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Hogwarts, as the sorting hat
placed you into your houses, now
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The guidance counselor hat will
send you off into the world.
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All right, let's make this fast.
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I'm parked in a loading zone.
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Who gets a c-minus in quidditch?
Here's what I see for you, kid.
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Two years of online college, and
then living at home
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Well into your 30s.
Damn, you grew up hot.
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Whoa!
You know what they say...
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A hufflepuff, marry a
gryffindor.
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All right, here's the deal, hon.
Cpk hostess/escort
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On weekends.
Harry potter?
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Dude, honestly, you nailed it.
Get out of here and win at life
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While you drown in
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if he's drowning in
sign me up for lifeguard duty.
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If I'm going down with the
titanic, I'm going to die in my
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Motorcar, like a gentleman of
wealth and dist... I just sat
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In >> chow time, boys.
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Come and get it.
Hey, cooky, where'd you get
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This picante sauce?
New york city.
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New york city?!
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I don't know why a 7-year-old
would need to deep fry a turkey,
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- But know you know how.
- And knowing is half the
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Battle.
¶ g.I. Joe ¶
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and the emmy for best psa by
a paramilitary organization goes
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To... G.I. Joe, for "don't be a
turkey on thanksgiving."
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look at them, destro.
The joes churn out pedestrian
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Advice to dead-eyed children,
and the public eats it up!
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"Hey, kids, don't play with
fallen electrical lines."
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Reads like a dispatch from the
no-shit clinic.
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I'll get the nerve gas.
No, you fool.
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We'll beat them at their own
game.
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We'll create our own psas!
Okay, okay, let's just throw
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Some ideas out there.
This is a safe, creative place.
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Dr. Mindbender, go.
Well, I thought our psa could
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Communicate an idea
non-verbally.
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I've discovered that painting
directly on celluloid creates a
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Sort of "tone poem."
holy shit, that's sounds
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Terrible.
I'm sorry... safe place... but
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Holy shit, that was dumb.
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Next!
Oh, I forgot you guys were in
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Here writing.
I was just looking for a hammer
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To hang my degree in screen
writing from aberdeen.
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Anything I can do for you while
I'm in here?
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Destro?
She's actually really funny,
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You guys.
Hey, you lost me at "she's."
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it.
We're doing it without a script.
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Dr. Mindbender, you found
four young children for our
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Psas.
Uh... Yes.
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That is what these kidnapped
children are for.
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Okay, storm shadow, these two
children will be running with
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Scissors.
Now, this upsets you, and you...
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why?
It's dangerous to run with
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Scissors.
I run with katana.
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Is that not dangerous?
Wow, I hadn't thought of
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That.
Excellent point, storm shadow.
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Get this piece of shit off my
set.
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Well, cobra commander, looks
like I owe you an apology.
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So, remember, only take
supplies if you'll use them for
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Post-office business.
Any other use is a felony.
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Now I'm aware.
And awareness is the second
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50% of the conflict in question.
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Somebody say "cut."
and I think you'll find it's
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Not hard to read when you take
the time to ssssssssssssssssound
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It out.
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Oh, yesss, I've got a sssmall
ssspeech impediment.
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It'sss not funny!
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Shut... It... Down.
And the emmy for best psa by
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A paramilitary organization goes
to... G.I. Joe, for "don't star
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In a cobra psa."
what?
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¶ Ba-bawk bawk bawk ¶
¶ ba-bawk bawk bawk ¶
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¶ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
bawk bawk ¶
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¶ ba-bawk bawk bawk ¶
¶ ba-bawk bawk bawk ¶
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¶ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
bawk bawk ¶
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¶ ba-bawk bawk bawk ¶
¶ ba-bawk bawk bawk ¶
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¶ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
bawk bawk ¶
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Ba-gawk! Bawk.