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My name is Matt.
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My world is fire and blood.
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Once, I was the co-creator
of "Robot Chicken,"
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but we were cancelled.
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Distraught, the world
went into a tailspin.
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Now, I am the hunted.
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Matt?!
Why'd you bail on Burning Man?!
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And I'm not accusing you,
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buy my peyote chicken fingers
are gone!
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Get away from me, I'm mad!
I'm so mad!
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Ooh! Mad Matt!
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Then I must be the blood bag!
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Uh, Seth, are you sick or
something? Your face is so pale.
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No, I'm doing an all-blood diet.
I feel great!
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- You should try it!
- I will try it! Oh, look out!
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We got renewed!
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You don't have to be mad
or eat lizards anymore.
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Oh, looks like you've been
in a car acci...
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They're the chicken of the sand.
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Oh, no!
It's Cancellation Joe!
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He hates popular TV!
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- Hey, is that Weird Al?
- I don't know music.
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I'm just here to promote
"Comedy Bang! Bang!"
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I cancelled it!
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What?!
I'll kill you!
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♪ Da-da-da-daaa ♪
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Hope in if you want to live,
dystopian dildos.
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Yes! Right on time!
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- H-Hey, guys, I'm not dead!
- Suck it, nerd!
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I feed off the misery
of disappointed fans.
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"Firefly," "The Good Wife,"
"Selfie" ...
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I took them all in their prime!
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Ah, "Selfie,"
I loved that show.
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And now I've come for you!
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♪ Da-da-da-daaa ♪
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I like your spirit!
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Join me and cancel
anything you want!
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So even that show "Shithead
Truckers in Stupid Masks"?
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Ooh, that sounds good.
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- What channel is it on?
- Yours!
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Well, we survived cancellation
for another season.
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We're not cancelled
'cause we're saved!
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- You guys want some Joe?
- Ooh, ooh, ooh!
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I'll take his balls medium rare.
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And we'll see you at the Emmys.
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Sky Dancers, take flight!
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Um...
Who wants to take my car?
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- Mm-hmm, definitely.
- Sounds good.
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Look at me.
Look at me.
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I'm the captain now.
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Cool, then you can fill out
the crew evaluations,
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file the maintenance reports,
negotiate the union contracts...
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You've got an 11:00 with Bill Gates,
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and the Obamas confirmed dinner.
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- Oh, and a Mr. Head called?
- Mr. Head?
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Oh, yes.
And he left a message.
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It says,
"Heh, heh-heh-heh, heh."
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I ... I have to go.
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Siri, call my therapist.
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You're calling her "the rapist"?
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Hello, Beavis.
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- How did you find me?
- I asked your mom ...
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- right after I touched her butt. Ha.
- My mom is dead!
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Yeah, I totally boned her,
'cause she's just bones.
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I've missed you, old friend.
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Your house looks like a toilet.
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Honey, this is Butthead.
I'm sorry, he just showed up.
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You know, I'm so happy
to meet someone
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who can fill me in on Jim's
mysterious childhood.
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Ha, you said "fill me."
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And then Beavis ... uh, Jim,
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stuck his face
in a poodle's nard sack.
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And I called him nard face.
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- Ah, that ruled.
- Your stories are a delight, Mr. Head.
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I was certain old Jimmy
the uptight lawyer
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was more of a bookish child.
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Whatever, President Bong-Rip.
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Whoo ... touché.
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You said "douche gay."
Ha.
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You know, I'm glad
you came back, Butthead.
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- And, yes, I know I said you came.
- To friendship.
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Hey, let's all go to my vacation
home in Lake Titicaca.
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- Uh-oh.
- Titicaca?!
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Titi-Titicaca?
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Titi-Titicaca!
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I am Cornholio!
I need T.P. for my bunghole.
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Manchurian Candidate!
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Send him to Gitmo.
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- Name?
- Uh... the Bomberman?
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Looks good, next.
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Dots again?! Ugh.
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There's not enough ketchup
in the world.
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You will never have earth!
Dr. Strange forbids it!
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And it was only due to my skills
as Sorcerer Supreme
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that I was able to survive ...
and barely.
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He just left the portal open?
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You would think the
"Sorcerer Supreme"
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would be a little more careful.
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- I know, right?
- Well, as long as you're here,
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- how about a look around?
- Hey, when in Hell, right?
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Wow!
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Ooh!
Whose bones are these?
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Oh, wait,
I don't want to know.
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- Come on, bashful, get in here.
- Okay.
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Seems like it was
really tough there, Steve.
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Oh, good thing you
Sorcerer Supreme!
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It wasn't like that for me ... really!
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Oh, that swan boat looked fun.
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20 years ago,
these inbred freaks vanished
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into a national park
and set up an illegal monarchy
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on federal land.
We move at dawn.
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- Scramble, it's the fuzz!
- Go get help, The Cheat.
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Whoo, whoo, whoo!
You'll never take me alive.
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I don't like this TV show!
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They can take what we have,
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but they'll never have our freedom!
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Ow, something bit me!
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Frank Bennedetto, no!
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Dear Strong Bad,
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how do you type with
handcuffs on your hands?
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You crapful pieces of crap
ain't getting crap out of me.
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Scratch that,
I just crapped my pants.
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Hey, tell them about those
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- teenaged girls you're always killing.
- That is just my zine.
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Looks like an instruction
manual ... for mass murder.
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These dudes are
getting lethal injections for sure.
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Wait, no!
Turns out, this one's white.
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- He's free to go.
- Hurray!
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- But, wait, what about Strong Bad?
- The Mexican? He stays.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Make America great again!
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Woman: Kaiju, time to get up!
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Oh, boy!
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My Kaiju is getting
to be such a big monster.
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♪ I'm from the ocean floor ♪
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♪ Slept millennia or more ♪
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♪ Now it's time for endless war ♪
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♪ I am Kaiju ♪
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♪ Each wave,
you learn something ♪
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♪ Soon I'll kill everything ♪
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♪ Death is my favorite thing ♪
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♪ I am Kaiju ♪
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♪ I'll drink a human's blood ♪
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♪ I'll murder everyone ♪
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♪ Growing up is such great fun ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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- # I am Kaiju #
- Eat nuclear ass, Kaiju!
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Yeah!
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Aw!
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Yeah, we got a leak, boys.
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Somebody's been spilling it
to the fuzz.
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It could be any one of us.
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Any one of us.
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Oh, boy!
I'm finally going to Westworld!
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Oh, what will I do first?!
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Maybe I'll rescue
a damsel in distress
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- or be a bounty hunter!
- Right this way, sir.
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Okay, try not to be too jay.
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I'm dressed up as the coolest
Western hero of all time ...
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Marty McFly!
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Or we could always stay here,
if you like.
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Hmm. Tough choice.
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A-A-Again, please.
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A-Again, please.
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Holy shit,
it's been two weeks of this.
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I can't this lonely kid's ass anymore.
I have an idea.
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Westworld is awesome!
Well, time to go again.
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Wait.
Congratulations!
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By...penis-pounding
our robot to death,
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- you have found the first clue.
- The what?
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The ... there's like a maze,
I guess, in, uh, Westworld,
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and when you get to the end,
you win ... a prize.
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A sexy prize?
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Uh, sure.
Little freak.
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Wow, a maze!
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Where's the maze?!
What's the maze?!
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How's the maze?!
Find the maze!
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Well, howdy, partner!
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- Can I help...
- Hello!
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The wild west!
I need to go west!
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It's that-a-way!
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Hyah!
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- Well, hello!
- Oh, dang.
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I ... uh, sorry, sorry, ladies.
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I'm on a very important...
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...m-mission.
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Hmm. I should probably check
for scalp clues.
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- Good God!
- Trust me, I know exactly what I'm doing.
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Ugh!
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- Yep, still going west.
- Wow, it's really you.
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I just wanted to say "Robot Chicken"
saved my sister's life.
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Say one more word
and I'll scalp you.
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This is my [bleep] vacation.
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What is it you're searching for?
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- Perhaps I can be of...
- Suck it, Thor's dad!
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Give me your head back!
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Oh, I see how this works.
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Well, what if I just...
Whoa!
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Well, maybe did you think of...
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Ow!
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I'm gonna sue the crap
out of this place.
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Uh, hurray!
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You did it.
You beat the maze!
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You win a sex robot.
Take it and leave.
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Really?!
Well, I'll take that first lady.
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Well, now,
we didn't specify which host
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- you'd be allowed to take home.
- You mean...
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Well, I'm certainly not crazy
about this outcome.
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You want to go again?
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