1 00:00:15,034 --> 00:00:16,626 Previously on Weeds: 2 00:00:16,802 --> 00:00:19,965 -The puppies are coming off, Nance. -After reconstructive surgery... 3 00:00:20,139 --> 00:00:22,004 ...you're gonna feel good as new. Better! 4 00:00:22,174 --> 00:00:25,632 So, Blanca, take all of the clothes. Go ahead. 5 00:00:25,811 --> 00:00:27,676 How are you set for furniture? 6 00:00:27,847 --> 00:00:31,339 You protect your dong and you swing like your life depended on it. 7 00:00:31,517 --> 00:00:34,645 You just have to make it look like a bakery to legitimize your dealing. 8 00:00:34,820 --> 00:00:36,515 What made me think I could run a bakery? 9 00:00:36,689 --> 00:00:38,247 Don't look at me, I'm fucked up on cornbread. 10 00:00:38,424 --> 00:00:40,824 I wrote a gangster rap about killing Devon Rensler. 11 00:00:40,993 --> 00:00:43,689 He's got the whole school calling me Strange Botwin. 12 00:00:43,863 --> 00:00:48,664 You American dogs have 24 hours to comply and leave our country, or else.... 13 00:00:50,736 --> 00:00:52,533 What am I gonna do with him? 14 00:02:07,580 --> 00:02:10,242 Dude, what's your major? Are you in the freshman facebook? 15 00:02:10,416 --> 00:02:11,644 What are you doing here? 16 00:02:11,817 --> 00:02:14,445 I'm taking the "Create Your Own Small Business" seminar. 17 00:02:14,620 --> 00:02:16,952 That's alarming. Why aren't you teaching it? 18 00:02:17,123 --> 00:02:18,954 Are you kidding? Teachers make shit. 19 00:02:19,125 --> 00:02:21,320 I'm here to expand my client base. 20 00:02:21,494 --> 00:02:23,860 I stand at the back of the class, and I say: 21 00:02:24,029 --> 00:02:27,089 "As an accountant, shouldn't you...?" Blah, blah, blah. 22 00:02:27,266 --> 00:02:31,202 Confuses the hell out of everyone. Finally, all the students, they just give up. 23 00:02:31,370 --> 00:02:33,634 And that's when I give them my business cards. 24 00:02:33,806 --> 00:02:36,741 Minimum: 14 clients, guaranteed. 25 00:02:36,909 --> 00:02:39,309 How genius is that? What are you taking? 26 00:02:39,478 --> 00:02:43,209 I'm taking a flier. Silas needs a tutor. 27 00:02:43,382 --> 00:02:46,044 You should take ceramics. Get your fingers in some clay. 28 00:02:46,218 --> 00:02:48,686 That's very sensual. It's very Demi Moore. 29 00:02:49,622 --> 00:02:52,284 -I'm certainly not taking your seminar. -Smart move. 30 00:02:52,458 --> 00:02:55,120 All you're gonna get in there is an earful of my bullshit. 31 00:02:55,294 --> 00:02:57,956 But with ceramics, you can make a bowl. 32 00:02:58,130 --> 00:03:01,122 -I'll think about it. -Cool. See you at the kegger. 33 00:03:07,706 --> 00:03:09,503 Here you go. 34 00:03:29,295 --> 00:03:31,661 -Who's this? -This is Max. 35 00:03:31,830 --> 00:03:34,424 -I can stick six quarters up my nose. -Bullshit. 36 00:03:35,067 --> 00:03:36,364 Let's see. 37 00:03:36,735 --> 00:03:39,829 Connecticut, Massachusetts... 38 00:03:40,005 --> 00:03:43,566 ...New Hampshire. I can't let you stick New England up your nose. 39 00:03:43,742 --> 00:03:45,573 You got lucky. What else you guys up to? 40 00:03:45,744 --> 00:03:48,542 Mom said we could play, as long as we did our homework first. 41 00:03:48,714 --> 00:03:50,614 -What homework? -Science. 42 00:03:50,783 --> 00:03:53,809 Science. They're still teaching science? I can help you with that. 43 00:03:53,986 --> 00:03:55,783 What do we got? What do we got? 44 00:03:57,623 --> 00:04:00,717 Yeah, this is new science. Okay, we're gonna forget this. 45 00:04:00,893 --> 00:04:03,623 I suck at science, but I'm good at life. 46 00:04:03,796 --> 00:04:06,560 So I'll tell you what we're gonna do. We're gonna go online. 47 00:04:07,132 --> 00:04:09,532 We're gonna order the teacher's edition of your book. 48 00:04:10,069 --> 00:04:12,094 -We can do that? -Of course. 49 00:04:12,271 --> 00:04:15,297 Can we order sea monkeys too? I ate one once. 50 00:04:15,474 --> 00:04:18,443 -Bullshit. What did it taste like? -Lemonade. 51 00:04:20,379 --> 00:04:22,108 Okay, I'll give you that. 52 00:04:32,157 --> 00:04:33,590 Hi, Mom. 53 00:04:33,759 --> 00:04:36,660 Hello, sweetheart. Where's Dad? 54 00:04:36,829 --> 00:04:39,957 Oh, he's getting your double-double with extra cheese. 55 00:04:40,132 --> 00:04:41,793 Good man. 56 00:04:43,502 --> 00:04:44,969 Wanna flick some peas? 57 00:04:47,873 --> 00:04:49,670 Don't be scared. Mommy's fine. 58 00:04:50,376 --> 00:04:51,604 I'm not scared. 59 00:04:52,077 --> 00:04:54,477 Well, then come over here and give me a kiss. 60 00:04:56,548 --> 00:04:58,516 House pediatrician to the ER. 61 00:05:01,487 --> 00:05:03,455 Hey, you wanna watch some TV? 62 00:05:04,056 --> 00:05:06,047 Sure. 63 00:05:08,127 --> 00:05:10,459 You know what? Later, I'll give you some money... 64 00:05:10,629 --> 00:05:14,963 ...and we can go down the end of the hall and raid the vending machines. 65 00:05:19,104 --> 00:05:20,401 Okay, okay, okay. Listen up. 66 00:05:20,572 --> 00:05:24,167 Now, if you ever wanna get laid, you gotta learn to cook at least one thing. 67 00:05:24,343 --> 00:05:26,538 Shane, go grab me those carrots. 68 00:05:27,646 --> 00:05:31,343 Okay, now, here is how we chop vegetables. 69 00:05:31,517 --> 00:05:34,645 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! My finger! 70 00:05:36,155 --> 00:05:37,782 Yeah? Right? 71 00:05:38,457 --> 00:05:40,687 You also gotta learn at least one good joke. 72 00:05:41,560 --> 00:05:45,155 You guys try. Butter knives. Butter knives. 73 00:05:47,866 --> 00:05:49,527 Hi. 74 00:05:52,304 --> 00:05:55,569 -Hey. -I'm Max's mother. Eileen Dodd. 75 00:05:56,809 --> 00:05:58,936 I'm Max's new best friend, Andy Botwin. 76 00:05:59,111 --> 00:06:01,545 -Come on in. -Hi. 77 00:06:01,714 --> 00:06:05,775 -So you must be Shane's favorite uncle. -Yep. That's me. 78 00:06:05,951 --> 00:06:08,112 How'd you get stuck playing daddy? 79 00:06:08,487 --> 00:06:10,853 Nancy's out, and the maid went down to Tijuana... 80 00:06:11,023 --> 00:06:13,014 ...to buy cheap synthetic hormones. 81 00:06:13,192 --> 00:06:15,820 -My eye! -Max! What is it? 82 00:06:15,994 --> 00:06:19,327 -What is it, honey? -What should I do with his eye? 83 00:06:20,199 --> 00:06:22,997 -You should eat it. -That was no fun. 84 00:06:23,168 --> 00:06:27,468 Well, no, it's only fun until someone loses an eye. 85 00:06:27,639 --> 00:06:29,937 Well, that's what you've been teaching them, huh? 86 00:06:30,109 --> 00:06:31,872 No wonder Shane loves you. 87 00:06:32,044 --> 00:06:34,342 Yeah, you know, teaching him how to cook. 88 00:06:34,513 --> 00:06:38,813 -We're making oso buco. -Oso buco? I love oso buco. 89 00:06:38,984 --> 00:06:41,145 Wow, Max and I were just gonna do drive-through. 90 00:06:41,320 --> 00:06:44,721 -Hey, there's plenty for everyone. -Can we stay for dinner? 91 00:06:44,890 --> 00:06:48,326 -Well, that's up to Uncle Andy. -Uncle Andy says most definitely. 92 00:06:48,494 --> 00:06:49,722 Okay, great job, guys. 93 00:06:50,696 --> 00:06:54,723 -Eileen and I are gonna finish up here. -Okay, cool. Let's go to my room. 94 00:06:55,401 --> 00:06:57,926 It's so good to see Max finally find a friend. 95 00:06:58,103 --> 00:07:02,233 -Yeah. So you're a single mom, huh? -Yeah, sort of. 96 00:07:02,975 --> 00:07:04,340 -Sort of? -Yeah. 97 00:07:04,510 --> 00:07:07,274 Just going through a bit of a rough patch. 98 00:07:07,646 --> 00:07:10,945 -Trial separation. -Oh, yeah? I'm really sorry to hear that. 99 00:07:11,450 --> 00:07:13,213 Must get pretty lonely around here... 100 00:07:13,385 --> 00:07:18,084 ...you know, all these hermetically sealed houses... 101 00:07:18,257 --> 00:07:20,316 ...chemically treated lawns. 102 00:07:20,492 --> 00:07:22,585 Yeah, well, I mean, it's all about the kids. 103 00:07:23,362 --> 00:07:26,354 My friends, well, they're-- You know, they're.... 104 00:07:29,034 --> 00:07:31,764 You know what? The truth is, I don't have any friends. 105 00:07:31,937 --> 00:07:35,771 -They're just my neighbors. -I'm completely unattached, you know. 106 00:07:35,941 --> 00:07:39,968 I wake up to a blank slate. I don't plan anything. 107 00:07:40,145 --> 00:07:43,342 It just happens, then I run with it. 108 00:07:50,022 --> 00:07:51,353 We've got an hour. 109 00:07:51,523 --> 00:07:53,150 Yeah! 110 00:07:53,992 --> 00:07:56,722 Yeah! Yeah! 111 00:08:11,844 --> 00:08:14,039 Oh, no. You're gonna get it for that. 112 00:08:15,681 --> 00:08:17,376 Oh, yeah! 113 00:08:18,050 --> 00:08:19,950 Yeah! 114 00:08:48,981 --> 00:08:50,915 Isabel. 115 00:08:51,083 --> 00:08:54,052 -My little sweetheart. -Grand Pat! 116 00:08:55,354 --> 00:08:58,653 Here I am, all the way from Florida. 117 00:08:58,824 --> 00:09:00,689 It's much cleaner there. 118 00:09:01,026 --> 00:09:02,994 So how are you? 119 00:09:03,161 --> 00:09:05,755 -Oh, just-- -What have you done with your hair? 120 00:09:06,365 --> 00:09:09,095 Nothing. I'm just wearing it loose. 121 00:09:09,268 --> 00:09:11,293 Oh, no, sweetheart, that's a mistake. 122 00:09:11,470 --> 00:09:14,371 If you had hair from my side of the family, it would be fine. 123 00:09:14,540 --> 00:09:17,236 But you have the Jew hair from your father's side. 124 00:09:17,643 --> 00:09:20,373 So wear it back... 125 00:09:21,246 --> 00:09:24,113 ...until you're old enough to get it straightened. 126 00:09:24,816 --> 00:09:26,477 Mother? 127 00:09:26,652 --> 00:09:29,553 -Yes, sweetheart, I'm here. -Mom? 128 00:09:29,721 --> 00:09:33,122 -I'm going to the vending machines. -What vending machines? 129 00:09:33,292 --> 00:09:36,227 Neither of you need anything from a vending machine. 130 00:09:36,395 --> 00:09:39,330 -What are you doing here? -You're sick. 131 00:09:39,498 --> 00:09:43,229 You're my little girl. How would it look if I didn't come? 132 00:09:43,402 --> 00:09:46,303 My whole church group is praying for you. 133 00:09:46,471 --> 00:09:49,167 Even Mr. Daniels, the cripple. 134 00:09:50,309 --> 00:09:53,472 -Where's Dean? Have you seen Dean? -Has he left you? 135 00:09:54,313 --> 00:09:56,338 Yes, he went to get me a cheeseburger. 136 00:09:56,515 --> 00:09:57,914 A greasy cheeseburger? 137 00:09:58,083 --> 00:10:01,610 Now, that is what I call passive-aggressive behavior. 138 00:10:01,787 --> 00:10:04,620 Spouses of cancer victims often act out... 139 00:10:04,790 --> 00:10:07,020 ...because they're not getting all the attention. 140 00:10:07,192 --> 00:10:10,389 -Mother. -Yes, dear? 141 00:10:16,368 --> 00:10:18,598 It's thoughtful of you to come. 142 00:10:24,109 --> 00:10:27,670 Okay, what percentage of 75 is 1 2? 143 00:10:27,846 --> 00:10:32,146 Eight percent, 1 2 percent, 1 6 percent, 1 8 percent or 20 percent? 144 00:10:32,584 --> 00:10:36,111 I can't do this anymore. My brain is, like, totally fried. 145 00:10:38,457 --> 00:10:40,186 What? 146 00:10:40,859 --> 00:10:43,828 What underwear was I wearing last Thursday? 147 00:10:43,996 --> 00:10:46,123 -Powerpuff Girls. -Not that fried. 148 00:10:52,437 --> 00:10:55,964 What? What did he say? How do you know how to do that? 149 00:10:56,141 --> 00:10:58,268 -Hey, guys. -Mrs. Botwin. 150 00:10:58,443 --> 00:11:01,469 -Silas and I are through for the hour. -How did it go? 151 00:11:01,647 --> 00:11:02,875 He's gonna do great. 152 00:11:03,682 --> 00:11:06,549 Thank you, Sanjay. Let me get my wallet. 153 00:11:06,718 --> 00:11:08,185 Thanks, Sanjay. 154 00:11:10,188 --> 00:11:11,985 Bye... 155 00:11:12,157 --> 00:11:14,216 ...Megan. 156 00:11:18,463 --> 00:11:20,522 What is this, kind of conspiracy? 157 00:11:20,699 --> 00:11:23,065 I looked up a few things. 158 00:11:24,770 --> 00:11:26,635 Mrs. Botwin, if you know anyone else... 159 00:11:26,805 --> 00:11:30,172 ...who needs a tutor or has any work, actually, I'd really appreciate it. 160 00:11:30,342 --> 00:11:32,207 I'm paying my way through school. 161 00:11:32,377 --> 00:11:34,675 What's a smart guy like you doing at Valley State? 162 00:11:34,846 --> 00:11:38,475 Well, I'm a highly intelligent underachiever with debt. 163 00:11:38,950 --> 00:11:42,317 It's all about the Benjamins, Mrs. Botwin. 164 00:11:47,526 --> 00:11:51,053 I'm very nervous. I spit up some vomit and swallowed it. 165 00:11:51,229 --> 00:11:54,630 Just breathe. Think about the Benjamins. 166 00:11:57,436 --> 00:12:00,200 -I think I'm starting to feel better already. -There you go. 167 00:12:11,883 --> 00:12:14,374 Who the fuck's mom are you? 168 00:12:15,353 --> 00:12:17,480 Not yours. 169 00:12:17,656 --> 00:12:21,717 Because if I were, I would have taught you how to treat a stranger bearing gifts. 170 00:12:22,194 --> 00:12:23,889 -Gifts? -Gifts. 171 00:12:42,147 --> 00:12:47,016 If you want more where that came from, find my man, Sanjay. 172 00:12:47,185 --> 00:12:48,675 Hi. 173 00:12:49,621 --> 00:12:51,316 He's got the hookup. 174 00:12:52,124 --> 00:12:54,217 Have a nice day, kids. 175 00:12:54,392 --> 00:12:56,053 Party on. 176 00:12:56,228 --> 00:12:59,254 Remember to brush your teeth. Do your homework. 177 00:12:59,631 --> 00:13:01,360 Yeah, right. 178 00:13:07,339 --> 00:13:09,967 Nice mom ass. 179 00:13:12,410 --> 00:13:14,605 -Oh, God. -I wanna bite you... 180 00:13:14,780 --> 00:13:17,078 -Yeah? -...everywhere. 181 00:13:17,249 --> 00:13:18,477 Oh, God. 182 00:13:18,650 --> 00:13:20,584 Oh, God! 183 00:13:20,752 --> 00:13:22,515 Oh, my God! 184 00:13:24,990 --> 00:13:27,015 Okay, okay, okay. Excuse me. Excuse me. 185 00:13:27,192 --> 00:13:29,217 Oh, no! 186 00:13:32,030 --> 00:13:35,090 Delivery for "Professor Shane Botwin." 187 00:13:37,435 --> 00:13:40,700 He's grading papers right now. I'll sign for it. 188 00:13:41,940 --> 00:13:43,771 Oh, God! 189 00:13:44,376 --> 00:13:47,504 -Can you guys ship a whole body? -We ship anything, kid. 190 00:13:49,481 --> 00:13:50,709 Cool. 191 00:13:56,154 --> 00:13:57,781 God. 192 00:14:01,893 --> 00:14:04,555 Hey, Nance. You just missed the dynamic duo. 193 00:14:06,164 --> 00:14:08,689 I'm so glad Shane and Max are playing together so well. 194 00:14:11,269 --> 00:14:13,032 Thanks for lending a hand. 195 00:14:13,205 --> 00:14:16,766 Sister, I've lent you a hand, a neck, some other parts... 196 00:14:16,942 --> 00:14:19,035 ...I don't feel comfortable talking about. 197 00:14:20,645 --> 00:14:22,203 What's that? 198 00:14:22,380 --> 00:14:26,874 Let me put it this way: if Eileen ever dies in a plane crash... 199 00:14:27,319 --> 00:14:29,617 ...I have her dental records. 200 00:14:31,790 --> 00:14:34,520 -Andy-- -That woman is a werewolf. 201 00:14:34,693 --> 00:14:38,595 My son finally gets a friend, and you go and fuck his mother? 202 00:14:38,763 --> 00:14:41,960 -Actually, she came on to me. -Let's guess how this is gonna turn out? 203 00:14:42,133 --> 00:14:45,694 You'll get bored, dump her. She'll never let her kid near this house again. 204 00:14:45,871 --> 00:14:49,830 This will not happen. This cannot happen. You are gonna continue to fuck the biter... 205 00:14:50,008 --> 00:14:53,808 ...until Shane and Max apply to separate colleges or you run out of soft tissue... 206 00:14:53,979 --> 00:14:55,537 -...whichever happens first. -But-- 207 00:14:55,714 --> 00:14:57,579 You've made your bed, now fuck in it. 208 00:15:00,285 --> 00:15:02,082 I just feel so helpless. 209 00:15:02,254 --> 00:15:03,778 Why do you do this to me? 210 00:15:03,955 --> 00:15:06,082 I mean, you've never let anything go. 211 00:15:06,258 --> 00:15:09,159 You still blame me for whatever it is children make up... 212 00:15:09,327 --> 00:15:12,592 -...to blame their parents for. -I don't blame you for anything. 213 00:15:12,764 --> 00:15:15,426 Well, your cancer comes from somewhere. 214 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:18,091 Yes, from an irregular cell on a mission. 215 00:15:19,504 --> 00:15:24,601 In a weird way, this cancer has almost been a blessing. 216 00:15:28,747 --> 00:15:33,013 Hello. Oh, hello, Pastor Williams. 217 00:15:33,184 --> 00:15:35,379 No. No, she's not good. 218 00:15:35,553 --> 00:15:39,148 She just called her cancer "a blessing." 219 00:15:39,324 --> 00:15:41,383 Oh, no, I won't be here that long. 220 00:15:41,559 --> 00:15:43,993 Of course I'll make the church cruise. 221 00:15:44,162 --> 00:15:45,390 Bless you. 222 00:15:47,399 --> 00:15:51,199 Well, I hope my strength helps her too. 223 00:15:58,510 --> 00:16:01,445 I need an ounce of Electric Haze, Big Bud... 224 00:16:01,613 --> 00:16:04,912 ...Grape Crush, White Russian, Blue Rhino-- 225 00:16:06,017 --> 00:16:07,382 Slow down. 226 00:16:07,552 --> 00:16:09,884 You ordering enough for a Snoop Dogg pool party. 227 00:16:10,055 --> 00:16:12,250 -What's going on? -I'm expanding. 228 00:16:12,424 --> 00:16:15,120 -Whole new territory. -You can handle that? 229 00:16:15,660 --> 00:16:17,753 I've got it under control. 230 00:16:19,464 --> 00:16:22,865 Hey, Sanjay. Calm down. 231 00:16:23,034 --> 00:16:27,027 How many orders on your cell phone? Sixty-seven? 232 00:16:28,006 --> 00:16:31,066 No, we can handle this. This is a good thing. 233 00:16:31,242 --> 00:16:33,574 No, I'm at my dealer's house right now. 234 00:16:33,745 --> 00:16:36,111 -Shit. No, you didn't! -What did you do that for? 235 00:16:36,281 --> 00:16:39,444 You compromise my business like that again, I will fuck you up! 236 00:16:39,617 --> 00:16:42,381 -You hear me? -No, don't fuck me up. 237 00:16:42,554 --> 00:16:44,385 We're about to make a lot of money. 238 00:16:44,556 --> 00:16:47,116 I'm cornering the college market at Valley State. 239 00:16:47,592 --> 00:16:49,116 -Me. -Lord have mercy. 240 00:16:49,294 --> 00:16:51,228 Sit your ass down. 241 00:16:51,396 --> 00:16:52,624 Go on, sit down! 242 00:16:54,933 --> 00:16:58,266 Now, if we gonna stay in business together, you got to learn some rules. 243 00:16:58,436 --> 00:17:01,166 No talking on your cell phone in my house. 244 00:17:01,339 --> 00:17:03,830 That shit will get us popped. You think that's smart? 245 00:17:04,542 --> 00:17:06,271 -No. -Damn right, it's not! 246 00:17:06,444 --> 00:17:08,912 The whole world don't need to know you got the hookup. 247 00:17:09,080 --> 00:17:12,208 Or you gonna be talking to your kids through a cage. You feel me? 248 00:17:16,521 --> 00:17:18,352 I feel you. 249 00:17:18,656 --> 00:17:22,285 Now, it's like a pyramid, baby. You want to be at the top. 250 00:17:22,460 --> 00:17:25,952 You got people beneath you, and they got people beneath them. 251 00:17:26,131 --> 00:17:29,294 Soldiers. Those soldiers do not know you. 252 00:17:29,467 --> 00:17:31,697 And they damn well better not know me. 253 00:17:32,570 --> 00:17:35,903 And get yourself some disposable cell phones. 254 00:17:36,074 --> 00:17:37,939 -You hear me? -I hear you. 255 00:17:39,778 --> 00:17:42,269 -You hear me? -I hear you. 256 00:17:42,914 --> 00:17:44,677 I do. 257 00:17:45,917 --> 00:17:47,714 Leave your order. 258 00:17:48,086 --> 00:17:49,747 Come back later. 259 00:17:55,927 --> 00:17:59,693 Every time I leave here, I feel like such an asshole. 260 00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:04,966 Only deal with people you know. 261 00:18:05,136 --> 00:18:06,899 Don't take... 262 00:18:07,705 --> 00:18:09,138 ...unnecessary risks. 263 00:18:09,307 --> 00:18:10,774 Always get paid in cash. 264 00:18:10,942 --> 00:18:15,072 No credit, no lOU, no "I'll pay you Tuesday." 265 00:18:15,246 --> 00:18:17,214 They got the cash, they get the stash. 266 00:18:18,149 --> 00:18:21,482 Here are your cell phones. Never dial out. 267 00:18:21,653 --> 00:18:23,120 Only receive calls. 268 00:18:23,288 --> 00:18:26,621 Yousef, Anou, Shaheed. 269 00:18:26,791 --> 00:18:28,952 In two weeks, you dump them. 270 00:18:29,861 --> 00:18:32,796 Everybody remember, be careful out there. 271 00:18:54,953 --> 00:18:56,511 Slap my ass. 272 00:18:57,422 --> 00:18:59,583 Slap my ass! 273 00:19:10,969 --> 00:19:14,029 Come on, slap it! 274 00:19:27,452 --> 00:19:29,716 Holy crap. 275 00:19:29,888 --> 00:19:32,220 What the--? What is this? 276 00:19:33,024 --> 00:19:34,651 Who would do this? 277 00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:38,520 -Pennies! -This is cold. 278 00:19:38,696 --> 00:19:42,325 Cold, trite, evil and fucked up! 279 00:19:42,634 --> 00:19:45,535 It's a commuter college. There's a lot of displaced anger here. 280 00:19:45,703 --> 00:19:48,729 Displaced on my car! 281 00:19:51,442 --> 00:19:54,775 Fucking community college losers! 282 00:19:54,946 --> 00:19:57,244 Hey, it's a state school. 283 00:19:57,415 --> 00:19:59,246 Shut up! 284 00:20:11,729 --> 00:20:14,357 Sweetheart, you don't need that. 285 00:20:14,999 --> 00:20:17,968 It hurts me to think you won't be getting asked to your prom... 286 00:20:18,503 --> 00:20:20,937 ...or wearing normal-sized clothes... 287 00:20:21,573 --> 00:20:24,098 ...because your parents aren't watching out for you. 288 00:20:24,275 --> 00:20:27,039 Look at this house. You're growing up like a gypsy. 289 00:20:27,478 --> 00:20:29,070 Your mother gives away furniture... 290 00:20:29,247 --> 00:20:31,909 ...and your father isn't man enough to stop her. 291 00:20:32,550 --> 00:20:34,848 -Enough. -What did I do? 292 00:20:35,019 --> 00:20:38,045 -Stop picking on her. -Yeah, we're tired of you working out... 293 00:20:38,223 --> 00:20:40,623 ...your psychotic bullshit on the family. 294 00:20:40,792 --> 00:20:43,420 Me? Psychotic? 295 00:20:43,595 --> 00:20:46,655 Who used to open the back of a scale with a butter knife... 296 00:20:46,831 --> 00:20:49,595 ...and pull out the springs before I weighed you? 297 00:20:49,767 --> 00:20:52,998 I went through two dozen scales before I figured it out. 298 00:20:53,171 --> 00:20:54,399 You did that? 299 00:20:54,572 --> 00:20:57,632 Yeah, it used to drive your grandmother crazy, because she's cheap. 300 00:20:57,809 --> 00:21:00,676 You've never appreciated my good nature. 301 00:21:00,845 --> 00:21:04,144 -Unlike Mr. Daniels, the cripple. -How dare you. 302 00:21:04,315 --> 00:21:07,546 Mr. Daniels adores and cherishes me... 303 00:21:07,719 --> 00:21:09,914 ...even with his unusually large head. 304 00:21:11,289 --> 00:21:13,723 -I have nothing more to say. -Finally. 305 00:21:16,094 --> 00:21:17,994 I'm going for my powerwalk now. 306 00:21:18,329 --> 00:21:23,631 I suppose none of you wants to join in with this sensible, healthy activity? 307 00:21:34,412 --> 00:21:38,348 -Best friends for life. -Yeah, best friends for life. 308 00:21:51,996 --> 00:21:53,964 It's okay. 309 00:21:54,565 --> 00:21:56,260 It'll be our little secret. 310 00:21:59,637 --> 00:22:01,696 This has never happened to me before. 311 00:22:02,674 --> 00:22:04,733 It's not okay. 312 00:22:05,476 --> 00:22:07,467 I think it's probably for the best. 313 00:22:07,645 --> 00:22:10,239 I mean, I was getting bored. 314 00:22:12,550 --> 00:22:15,178 I mean-- Look, it was fun... 315 00:22:15,353 --> 00:22:18,254 ...and it was great, and.... 316 00:22:18,423 --> 00:22:20,891 I mean, gosh, thanks for everything, Andy. 317 00:22:21,059 --> 00:22:22,822 It's not okay. 318 00:22:22,994 --> 00:22:25,963 And please promise me you won't say anything to Nancy. 319 00:22:26,130 --> 00:22:29,497 I wouldn't want anything that happened to affect the boys' friendship. 320 00:22:29,667 --> 00:22:31,532 Shane and Max really click. 321 00:22:38,776 --> 00:22:40,505 It's not okay. 322 00:22:41,379 --> 00:22:44,314 -Who you piss off? -What? 323 00:22:44,482 --> 00:22:48,145 -Nobody. It was just kids. -Somebody mad at you, girl. 324 00:22:48,519 --> 00:22:50,510 What you going on about, Conrad? 325 00:22:50,688 --> 00:22:52,417 Somebody pennied that girl's ride. 326 00:22:52,590 --> 00:22:55,787 -Oh, hell, there goes my collateral. -What? 327 00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:58,929 No. Nobody-- It was just kids at Valley State playing a prank. 328 00:22:59,097 --> 00:23:01,964 No. Someone's hating. You better slow your roll. 329 00:23:02,233 --> 00:23:04,997 You pissed off somebody, probably another dealer. 330 00:23:05,169 --> 00:23:08,536 No, no. Everything's going really well. I'm outsourcing. 331 00:23:08,706 --> 00:23:09,934 Built my pyramid. 332 00:23:10,808 --> 00:23:13,777 Took the Egyptians centuries to build theirs. 333 00:23:15,346 --> 00:23:18,804 I appreciate your concern. Everything's going fine. 334 00:23:21,986 --> 00:23:24,318 That girl's got too much hubris. 335 00:24:38,296 --> 00:24:41,231 This is so not okay. 336 00:24:45,036 --> 00:24:47,061 Hi, sweetie. 337 00:24:47,238 --> 00:24:48,830 Hi. 338 00:24:49,006 --> 00:24:52,533 Oh, Mom. I got a 98 on my science test. 339 00:24:52,710 --> 00:24:55,770 That's great, sweetie. Did you show your Uncle Andy? 340 00:24:55,947 --> 00:24:57,539 Oh, no. 341 00:25:01,586 --> 00:25:03,679 Good job. 342 00:25:03,855 --> 00:25:05,982 I made two wrong, just like you said. 343 00:25:06,157 --> 00:25:07,715 Just to make it look real. 344 00:25:07,892 --> 00:25:10,656 Stick with me, kid, you'll be going to Berkeley. 345 00:25:19,203 --> 00:25:21,398 I heard about your little problem. 346 00:25:23,307 --> 00:25:26,799 Don't worry, I'm sure it was just a one-time thing. 347 00:25:29,380 --> 00:25:31,143 Although... 348 00:25:32,517 --> 00:25:34,348 ...sometimes... 349 00:25:34,519 --> 00:25:39,047 ...these little problems can last a long time. 350 00:25:40,625 --> 00:25:42,058 Anyway... 351 00:25:43,127 --> 00:25:45,527 ...thanks for taking one for the team.