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Previously on "weeds"...
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- What are these?
- Snacks.
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Heavy snacks.
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This is my cousin amparo.
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Hola.
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- What's wrong?
- Migraine.
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You got too much stress now.
This will unwind it.
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Ayahuasca's like 3years of psychotherapy in one night.
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The plant teaches you what you need to learn.
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You know.No more hiding.
No more hiding.
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She's pretty much losing her shit.
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The clock strikes 18, and I'm done.
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- Hey, there.
- Do you party?
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- They really want to have sex.
- Then go do it.
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This is the woman your depressed amigo searches for?
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That's the one.
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We will help the sad, tall, angry, baby man find her.
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You're as beautiful as I remember.
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- You take too many drugs.
- Mostly xanax and coke.
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You need to keep better care of yourself.
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Cocaine?
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Coca.
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If you don't deal with this, I will call your mother.
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I lie to myself all the time.
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I make compromises.
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I tell myself I'm not doing harm when I am.I so am.
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Do you see her?
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There's no one there.
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Of course not.
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Weeds
Season 4 Episode 11
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These pop-tarts are good.
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Are these pop-tarts sugar-free?
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The regular pop-tarts aren'T.
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I don't think they make sugar-free pop-tarts.
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I'm not allowed to have these, then.
My mom doesn't let me have these.
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Then this is a really big day for you.
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So, neither of your parents has a problem with your sleeping at some
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boy's house they've never met?
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They're totally cool with it.
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How bohemian.
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No, they're american.
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I'd like to hear more about this science project.
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It's sort of like an experiment.
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Biology.
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You could say that.
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Fascinating.Reproduction...
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disease.
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I assume the presentation you three are working on will deal with those things,
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in addition to volcanoes and wind.
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- Where were you last night?
- Oh.
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I'm an adult, shane.
You're a child.
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What happened here last night?
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Got to go.Bye, shane.
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What was that?
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D-did you have sex?
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- I'm 13 years old.
- Exactly.
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You're 13 years old.
They're 13 years old.
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- They're in my grade.
- That's too early, shane.
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You're too -- oh, fuck you, judah!
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- I can handle it.
- Well, I can'T.
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And I don't want you seeing either of those scary, little sluts again.
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Quit pretending to be a mom.
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Good morning.
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- You okay?
- No!I'm not okay!
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Do I look okay?!
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How did this happen?
What did I do?
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You had boys.
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Morning, se***rita.
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Se***r doug?****de?
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Is this your house?
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This is my place, babe.
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You passed out in the van, and I carried you up, like a bride.
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I tried waking you for a little nooky, but you sleep like a corpse.
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- What's wrong?
- Nothing.I just --
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I can't believe you're really here.
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You are so totally beautiful.
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You are very kind.
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I'm kind, and you're pretty.
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Together, we're kind and pretty and nice and beautiful.
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Se***r doug?
W-what are you doing?
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I want to make the sexo with you, baby.
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But we do not know each other.
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So, let's get down to it.
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I am not some piruja.
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We must take time.
You must win my affection.
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Okay, okay.
I hear you.
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Get to know each other, win your heart.
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See?
Thank you.
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Can I just see one boob?
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The next two weeks of your life
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are going to be some of the most difficult you have ever faced.
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All the pain that you've been numbing for years with your substance addiction
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will hit you at once, and it will be excruciating.
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But know this -- you're not alone.
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The people next to you will become your best friends.
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So get ready everyone...
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because you are all about to go through hell together.
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Give it up!
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Let's go to hell!
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Why is this locked?
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We're closed.
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Who told you we were closed?
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The sexy, scary, beardy one.
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Don't you think it's a little conspicuous if the whole mall is having a sale but we're closed?
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I do what I'm told by men with semiautomatic weapons.
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I'm a total bottom that way.
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You look tired.
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Love tired?
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Sex tired?
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Tired tired.
I'm just tired.
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So, what's the haps in here?
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Ah, look.
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- The crates again.
- Yes.
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The crates from america going into mexico.
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You look tired.
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What's in the crates, ignacio?
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Maybe you should go and lay down.
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I'm just gonna take a little peek.
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- No.
- 'Cause if I peek...
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I'll shoot you.
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- You're not gonna shoot me.
- It's my job.
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It's your job to threaten to shoot me, not to actually shoot me.
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Whoops.
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Oh, that's not pot.
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- Guillermo.
- Nancy?
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Everything's fine, sanjay.
Go back to your book.
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- Okay.
- What the fuck?
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Exactly.What the fuck?
This is supposed to be a pot tunnel.
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I know you ain't as slow you're acting.
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It's a tunnel.There's no magical "weed only" sign at the entrance.
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Cut the shit.
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When did the floodgates open?
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When the water got here.
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Oh, god.
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- Head cheese sandwich.
- Six inch or foot long?
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- Foot long all the way, bro.
- Enjoy.
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You know it.
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- Head cheese sandwich, please.
- Six inch or foot long?
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Six inch.
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Um, hey, there's no meat anywhere in there, right?
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'Cause if meat even touches the weed, I can't smoke it.I'm vegan.
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No worries.
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- That's $240.
- Whoa.Bargain.
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- Um, $240.
- I gave you a $5.
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Yeah, you ordered the head cheese sandwich?
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I did.Everybody seems to like them.
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You -- you may actually have gotten the wrong sandwich.
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Oh, let me check.
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Oh, yeah.I gave you the wrong sandwich.My bad.
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And we just ran out of bread.
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You got a stack of sandwiches right there.
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Uh, those were preordered.
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What's going on here?
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Sir, you're too fat.
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You fattist.I'm gonna write you up on chowhound.
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Your mom's a rude bitch.
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Nice save, mom.
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Celia, we're waiting for your promise partner, barry.
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Any idea where he is?
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Um, I saw him at breakfast.
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What?
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Oh, right.
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"I'm responsible for him, "
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and he's responsible for me 'cause I can't do this...alone.
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"I do this as a we."
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So that means...
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I'll be right back.
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Barry?
Hey, promise partner.
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What are you...doing?
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Where did you get that?
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17 years as a commercial pilot.
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I think I know how to sneak shit past security.
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And I can't take these places sober, you know?
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Therapy, bonding, all the fucking yapping.
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Hey, this ain't my first time at the fair, okay?
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I've been to betty ford, cottonwood, new days, fresh start in albuquerque.
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That place is like a whorehouse.
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18-hour layovers in bangkok are nothing compared to the saunas at fresh start.
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You're a pilot?Do you...
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- fly like this?
- Coked to the gills.
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You don't want to fly with me when I'm sober.
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I crash, we all crash.
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Hey, remember the trump shuttle?
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That was my first gig, right?
I couldn't afford blow.
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Fucking nodoz and dexatrim.
That is no way to live.
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I love the moment right before, you know, when you're still looking at it.
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I love the moment when it goes up your nose and you feel fucking awesome.
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Here.
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No.
No.
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I gonna help you.
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Barry, I am your partner.
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We can do this.
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Clean and sober.
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Come on.
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Fuck off!Hey, I was gonna share this with you.
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Now you're bumming me out.
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Give me the straw.
Give it to me!Hey, that's my --
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I-I snuck this in up my ass, okay?
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Give it to me!
Give it to me!
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No.You can't!
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She was fucking forcing me to snort coke!
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Uh, you got to help me.
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It's bullshit.
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I spent 25 years with a woman who didn't put out.
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- I deserve some.
- It's been one day.
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- And a half.
- Right.
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I don't know what to do.
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I mean, it's been forever since I had to court a chick.
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And let's face it -- getting laid in the '70s was easy.
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I drove a camaro.
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Oh, man, I wish I grew up then.
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I got totally shafted -- fucking aids.
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Ruined everyone's fun.
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I thought you got laid all the time.
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Yeah, but I had to use condoms.
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Andy, I smuggled her here.
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I think that merits some cockamole on her faceadilla.
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Possibly.
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But what do you really know about her?
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Not much.
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Maybe I should buy her some scented body wash.
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Look, she's probably scared.
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I mean, she's totally out of her element.
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Make her feel comfortable.
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- How do I do that?
- You talk to her.
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Okay.All right.
Talk to her.About what?
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About anything.
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On the way over here, we had great talks.
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She grew up in an orphanage.
Start there.
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- She's an orphan?
- Yeah.
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Sweet.
Daddy issues.
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Age difference should work in my favor.
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Morales. See him to the car.
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Thank you for the tee time at
Torrey Pines.
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My pleasure.
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Tell our friend I look forward
to doing business.
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Of course.
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Finding god?
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God finds me.
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- You don't look well.
- No.
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I'm not well.
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That ayahuasca really fucked me up.
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You, however, look fantastic.
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I have a charity function.
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But my love says we need to talk...
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so charity waits.
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W-- what's coming through the tunnel?
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What comes through the tunnel?
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I am told by the people I work with,
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the people you work with,
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that boxes come through that tunnel.
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Right.Weed, heroin, cocaine, guns.
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Stop me if I make a mistake.
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- Boxes.
- Girls.
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- No.No girls.
- There was a girl.
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Guillermo brought her in.
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He said she was his cousin.
260
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I don't get into details.
I really don'T.
261
00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:16,670
There are guns coming through the tunnel into your city.
262
00:14:16,700 --> 00:14:18,670
Where are they going?
263
00:14:18,690 --> 00:14:21,700
They go to the people who want them.
264
00:14:22,270 --> 00:14:24,310
And you're okay with that?
265
00:14:24,330 --> 00:14:27,970
It's how I build schools, hospitals.
266
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It's how you provide for your family.
267
00:14:31,250 --> 00:14:33,530
Yeah.
268
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She wasn't guillermo's cousin.
269
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Charity calls.
270
00:14:49,240 --> 00:14:53,230
It's not enough -- your charity.
271
00:14:53,250 --> 00:14:55,520
Go home, nancy.
272
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Get some sleep.
273
00:14:57,630 --> 00:15:02,320
Eat with your children, take a walk by the water.
274
00:15:02,810 --> 00:15:06,730
Nothing is ever enough.
275
00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:10,810
But we live...
and we try.
276
00:15:33,390 --> 00:15:35,230
Got a proposition for you.
277
00:15:35,250 --> 00:15:37,580
Can it wait till after my bath?
278
00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:39,290
Guess not.
279
00:15:39,310 --> 00:15:41,210
The cheese shop is really taking off.
280
00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:43,210
Well, people love cheese.
281
00:15:43,240 --> 00:15:45,760
People love my weed.
282
00:15:46,940 --> 00:15:49,570
- The proposition?
- I'm getting to it.
283
00:15:49,590 --> 00:15:52,890
- Okay, get to it faster.
- Okay.
284
00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:56,020
The problem is space.
I need more space.
285
00:15:56,050 --> 00:15:57,080
You and me both.
286
00:15:57,110 --> 00:16:00,250
Secure space where people can't wander in.
287
00:16:00,280 --> 00:16:04,290
Larger, safer, away from where I sell, right?
288
00:16:04,320 --> 00:16:06,150
- Right.
- Okay.
289
00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:09,450
So, here it is.
We're partners.
290
00:16:09,480 --> 00:16:11,610
You stake me.
I find a place to grow.
291
00:16:11,630 --> 00:16:15,750
Been there.Done that.
Fucked it up.Twice.
292
00:16:15,770 --> 00:16:17,950
We don't have to make the same mistakes this time.
293
00:16:17,970 --> 00:16:19,930
We've learned.
294
00:16:19,950 --> 00:16:23,220
We've learned to not do it anymore.
295
00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:25,620
Lisa told me you would say no.
296
00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:31,290
Let me think about it.
297
00:16:31,310 --> 00:16:34,750
- That's all I'm asking.
- Good.That's all I'm doing.
298
00:16:49,390 --> 00:16:51,140
What was it like?
299
00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:55,080
Confusing.Brisk.Messy.
300
00:16:55,100 --> 00:16:56,430
I don't know.
301
00:16:56,460 --> 00:16:59,260
- My mom hit me.
- You told your mom?
302
00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:01,120
Have I taught you nothing?
303
00:17:01,140 --> 00:17:04,590
You tell her what she wants to hear, and then you do what you want.
304
00:17:04,620 --> 00:17:08,540
- How's your mom doing in rehab?
- Fine, I guess.
305
00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:11,340
I can't visit till she's detoxed.
306
00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:14,240
Where did she get the coke?
307
00:17:14,260 --> 00:17:17,150
- Probably the maternity front.
- What?
308
00:17:17,180 --> 00:17:19,490
- You're kidding, right?
- No.
309
00:17:19,510 --> 00:17:23,540
My mom was in jail, and then suddenly she's free and working for your mom.
310
00:17:23,560 --> 00:17:24,370
Retail?
311
00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:26,120
You think my mom's dealing cocaine?
312
00:17:26,140 --> 00:17:27,360
I think they're both dealing.
313
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:32,660
But your mom's a control freak, and mine's weak and addiction-prone.
314
00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:36,170
Good times, huh?
315
00:17:36,190 --> 00:17:39,170
How great would it be if we were both 18?
316
00:17:44,770 --> 00:17:47,430
- So, you gonna dump them?
- Why?
317
00:17:47,450 --> 00:17:52,060
'Cause the slap-happy drug dealer told me to?Screw that.
318
00:17:55,850 --> 00:17:59,460
Simone, harmony, this is izzy.
319
00:17:59,480 --> 00:18:01,730
- Does she party?
- Does she party?
320
00:18:01,750 --> 00:18:03,560
Depends on the party.
321
00:18:06,620 --> 00:18:09,680
Are you sure there is no border patrol here?
322
00:18:09,700 --> 00:18:15,360
Well, as long as you don't walk out of the surf with 10 other wet mexicans, you'll be fine.
323
00:18:15,390 --> 00:18:18,310
So, andy tells me you grew up in an orphanage.
324
00:18:18,330 --> 00:18:21,190
I-I prefer not to talk about it.
325
00:18:21,210 --> 00:18:24,620
Oh.Then what should we talk about?
326
00:18:24,650 --> 00:18:26,480
We should, uh, talk about you.
327
00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:27,600
Well, I grew up in the valley.
328
00:18:27,620 --> 00:18:30,620
I married my high-school sweetheart, and it didn't really work out.
329
00:18:30,650 --> 00:18:32,620
- Divorced?
- No.Not yet.
330
00:18:32,650 --> 00:18:33,390
You're married?
331
00:18:33,420 --> 00:18:35,620
Just technically.
Got to sign the papers.
332
00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:37,980
Well, why do you not sign them?
333
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,560
I'm on the run.
But it's -- it's nothing.
334
00:18:40,590 --> 00:18:42,370
It's just a little embezzlement.
335
00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:44,540
- You steal?!
- Borrow.
336
00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:46,680
I was gonna pay it back.
337
00:18:46,700 --> 00:18:49,060
- When?
- Someday.
338
00:18:49,790 --> 00:18:53,580
Hey, what the heck?
You wrecked our castle.
339
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:56,250
It wasn't a castle.
It was A...
340
00:18:56,270 --> 00:18:58,080
lump of sand.
341
00:18:58,100 --> 00:19:00,570
You're a bad man.
342
00:19:00,590 --> 00:19:03,960
You're A...
bad castle builder.
343
00:19:06,740 --> 00:19:08,760
Little shit.
344
00:19:09,150 --> 00:19:11,410
You do not like children?
345
00:19:11,430 --> 00:19:14,490
I like my four.
Well, three of them.
346
00:19:14,510 --> 00:19:16,420
You have four children?
347
00:19:17,100 --> 00:19:18,140
When do you see them?
348
00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:23,200
When I can trust they won't tell my cunt ex-wife where I am.
349
00:19:23,230 --> 00:19:23,990
What's the matter?
350
00:19:24,020 --> 00:19:26,690
Oh, I am -- I am not feeling so well.
351
00:19:26,710 --> 00:19:28,930
Perhaps we should stop talking.
352
00:19:29,810 --> 00:19:31,170
Okay.
I'm cool with that.
353
00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:34,960
Let the silence bring us closer.
Yeah, I can dig it.
354
00:19:38,350 --> 00:19:41,340
I was weak.
I was dishonest.
355
00:19:41,370 --> 00:19:44,630
I-I let the plane fly me.
356
00:19:44,660 --> 00:19:45,920
If it wasn't for celia hodes,
357
00:19:45,950 --> 00:19:49,280
I'd be back in the air in 30 days snorting lines off the dashboard
358
00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:52,970
and jamming blow up my urethra so I could fuck paula,
359
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:56,500
the 57-year-old flight attendant.
360
00:19:56,530 --> 00:19:59,880
I want to apologize to you, celia.
361
00:20:05,380 --> 00:20:07,670
Thank you, barry, for your share.
362
00:20:07,700 --> 00:20:09,410
Wow.
363
00:20:09,430 --> 00:20:16,880
We're all like one big, wonderful, dysfunctional family, and I love you guys.
364
00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:20,730
We're all working through it together.
365
00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:23,210
I mean, I never really had a family.
366
00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:27,090
I mean, I have a family, but they're not like you guys.
367
00:20:28,230 --> 00:20:31,340
Celia, can we borrow you for just a minute?
368
00:20:31,370 --> 00:20:33,140
Yeah.
Sure.
369
00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:36,640
Celia, hurry back, okay?
'Cause I need you.
370
00:20:36,670 --> 00:20:40,690
Everybody needs you.
371
00:20:43,240 --> 00:20:48,250
We ran your insurance info a few times, and it's not exactly accurate.
372
00:20:48,270 --> 00:20:50,110
What seems to be the problem?
373
00:20:50,130 --> 00:20:51,900
You don't have any.
374
00:20:51,920 --> 00:20:59,740
The policy number you gave us belongs to an individual who is deceased...and korean.
375
00:21:01,380 --> 00:21:05,300
Listen, this is going really well.
376
00:21:05,330 --> 00:21:08,460
And I-I'm only on my second step.
377
00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:11,580
I am so proud of me.
378
00:21:11,610 --> 00:21:13,310
We're proud, too.
379
00:21:13,340 --> 00:21:16,290
We have no intention of abandoning you.
380
00:21:16,310 --> 00:21:19,440
Our sister facility across town has a bed available,
381
00:21:19,470 --> 00:21:21,620
and they're holding it just for you.
382
00:21:21,650 --> 00:21:23,490
No, I belong here.
383
00:21:23,520 --> 00:21:24,850
Barry needs me.
384
00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:26,270
Don't you have a work program?
385
00:21:26,290 --> 00:21:30,770
- I could do dishes, landscaping.
- I'm sorry, celia.
386
00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:33,580
What we pay our help in a year won't cover a week here.
387
00:21:34,250 --> 00:21:36,200
Discharge paperwork is in the folder.
388
00:21:36,220 --> 00:21:37,810
I'll need your signature on all pages,
389
00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:40,740
and you can drop it at the front desk on your way out.
390
00:21:42,790 --> 00:21:45,820
Best of luck with your recovery.
391
00:21:45,850 --> 00:21:49,810
We're going to need your room vacant within the hour.
392
00:21:57,550 --> 00:21:59,860
- Hola, maria.
- Hola.
393
00:21:59,890 --> 00:22:01,270
Doug around?
394
00:22:01,290 --> 00:22:04,900
He go to buy some mouthwash, some toilet paper, and some tweezers.
395
00:22:04,930 --> 00:22:07,480
Oh, cool.
Right.
396
00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:11,270
So, how's it going -- things with doug?
397
00:22:11,290 --> 00:22:14,810
Oh.
Eh, okay.
398
00:22:14,830 --> 00:22:18,070
- Just okay?
- No.
399
00:22:18,100 --> 00:22:24,350
- He is a terrible man.
- What?Doug?Come on.
400
00:22:24,370 --> 00:22:25,520
He's a great guy.
401
00:22:25,540 --> 00:22:27,690
- He is a criminal.
- He's an accountant.
402
00:22:27,710 --> 00:22:33,240
A thief who has abandoned his wife and family and wants to make me his whore.
403
00:22:33,260 --> 00:22:36,920
A cpa with legal problems who's going through a divorce
404
00:22:36,950 --> 00:22:39,090
and is wildly in love with you.
405
00:22:39,120 --> 00:22:42,030
He has warts on his genitals.
406
00:22:42,050 --> 00:22:43,860
Yeah, I got nothing for that.
407
00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:47,490
Please, andy, help me.
408
00:22:51,170 --> 00:22:54,070
These are for you, my love.
409
00:22:54,090 --> 00:22:57,110
Oh, maria.Look how thoughtful he is.
410
00:22:57,130 --> 00:22:59,290
This is a good man.
411
00:22:59,320 --> 00:23:02,500
Yeah, over there.
Bust it open.
412
00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:05,130
I could use the hand lotion.
413
00:23:05,850 --> 00:23:08,550
Here you go.Something to put in the pi***ta.
414
00:23:08,570 --> 00:23:13,190
- You say $20 each.
- I say $20 total.
415
00:23:13,210 --> 00:23:15,140
Don't pull that mexican shit with me.
416
00:23:19,570 --> 00:23:23,950
Look, honey.
I got us a bed.
417
00:23:28,490 --> 00:23:31,440
That's when I took that crack pipe, broke it off,
418
00:23:31,460 --> 00:23:33,020
stuck it in his neck.Said,
419
00:23:33,070 --> 00:23:36,530
"I'm not using this except to kill you, motherfucker.
420
00:23:36,550 --> 00:23:41,740
Like half a rock is worth getting fucked with a mannequin leg, shoe still on it?Fuck that.
421
00:23:41,770 --> 00:23:43,560
Anyway, that's all I got for now.
422
00:23:43,590 --> 00:23:46,790
Thanks for listening.
423
00:23:49,240 --> 00:23:53,140
- Chilea?
- Celia.
424
00:23:53,170 --> 00:23:55,230
Oh, ain't we fancy.
425
00:23:55,250 --> 00:23:59,070
You're gonna have to take that fucking attitude out the door right now, you hear me?
426
00:23:59,100 --> 00:24:02,290
We don't play that shit in here.
427
00:24:26,870 --> 00:24:29,890
I'm gonna have that fucking combination changed.
428
00:24:29,910 --> 00:24:31,760
I'm just putting money in the safe.
429
00:24:31,790 --> 00:24:33,700
Yeah, well, then do it.
430
00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:35,530
Is she buying us?
431
00:24:36,710 --> 00:24:38,700
More cousins?
432
00:24:38,730 --> 00:24:40,840
Yeah, that's right.
433
00:24:40,860 --> 00:24:42,690
Are you girls okay?
434
00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:43,830
What s she saying?
435
00:24:43,870 --> 00:24:44,850
Put them in the van.
436
00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:46,730
Let's go.
437
00:24:56,630 --> 00:24:58,550
I'm not seeing this.
438
00:24:58,570 --> 00:25:02,300
You're catching on.
About fucking time.
439
00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:05,500
Day's over.
Go home.
440
00:26:29,370 --> 00:26:32,080
Thank you for coming.
441
00:26:32,110 --> 00:26:34,710
I know you're busy.
442
00:26:38,140 --> 00:26:40,490
Guillermo...
443
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garcia...
444
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Weeds
Season 4 Episode 11