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<i>Previously on</i> Weeds...

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- Do me up.
- I sold you an eight ball yesterday.

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- I need another one.
- How much you got?

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My fiancé said the funniest thing.

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You asked him to kill
some loco DEA agent?

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Gee, thanks.

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You did me a solid.

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- We can't get our weed back.
- I will help you.

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After I slam his dick

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- in this drawer.
- I can do this.

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I could sell a lot more makeup

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if I give a free gift.

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I can't steal their weed.

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Just tell them
that you got ripped off.

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I've got a crooked dick
and there's no pot?

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It wasn't my fault.

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Eighths go in the compacts.
Half ounces in the eye-shadow kit.

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Everyone, let's see that plastic.

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Adios, losers.

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New condo.
I did this all on my own.

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Selling You're Pretty! cosmetics.

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May I help you, sir?

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I want to make money
selling your face chemicals.

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- You think you can handle a full order?
- Damn right, full order. Fill me up.

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After the election,
we will be married and be a family.

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- What election?
- I'm running for <i>governador</i>.

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What the fuck was that?

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Her name is Pilar Zuazo.

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She's jut protecting
my public image.

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This little milk ball was a mistake.

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I am the father of this child.

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Not according
to your dear friend Pilar.

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I couldn't put Esteban's name
on the birth certificate.

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So you put my name on it.

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You're a frozen margarita, Andy.

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- I'm a doctor.
- Why did you agree to go out with me?

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I am fascinated by how this is gonna
play out with the gangster baby-daddy.

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- Marry me.
- Let's go downstairs.

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What are they saying?
Find out what's going on!

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I love you and you love me,

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so I am here, and I am not leaving.

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Mom?

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Weeds 510
Perro Insano

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By the Fumistes team.
lesfumistes[at]gmail.com

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Oh, my God! Oh, my fucking God!
Is he all right?

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- Look at all my blood, Mom.
- Is it just his arm? There's...

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- There's blood...
- I can't even feel it.

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There's two holes.
One in, one out.

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- Through the meat, it missed the bone.
- Is that a good thing?

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Put our people on the street.
Bring me a name.

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You don't shoot at a man
in front of his family.

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It sounded like a slap.

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He slapped me with a bullet.
Isn't that weird?

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Shane, it's weird
and it's fucked up and it's scary,

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and I want to go to the fucking hospital
right fucking now.

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Hospitals report bullet wounds
to the police.

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I don't care!

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- I need a vodka.
- You're a doctor all of a sudden?

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A nurse, in the army.

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Like Hot Lips Houlihan?

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<i>Caliente</i> lips.

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Fuck you! Fuck your mom
in the ass with a screwdriver!

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What was that?

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The shooter.

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Fucking A.

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I don't get it,
I've been at this all morning.

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I found a high-volume area,
followed the script.

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- What am I doing wrong?
- This is our corner, get your own.

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Cram it, brownie.

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- I told you, I'm a nature scout.
- I know what I said.

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No one wants your crap.
Go away.

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We're trying to send goats
to African people.

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- They already have goats.
- Not these goats.

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You pinch one more of my sales,
I'm gonna flick you in the God nipple.

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It's called a bindi.

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Everyone knows it's "bindi."

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I love You're Pretty! cosmetics.

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- Really?
- Do you know Celia Hodes?

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I just started buying from her.

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Yes, Celia! Love that woman.
This is the same stuff.

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- Really?
- Yep.

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Perfect.

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Yesterday,
I bought two eye-shadow kits

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and I'm already out,
so I'll take two more.

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Two eye-shadow kits in one day?
That is hot.

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My husband would kill me
if he knew how much I spent on weed.

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Yeah, right.

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Wait... What are you talking about?

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What are you talking about?

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What are you talking about?

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She thinks you're selling pot
like your friend, you fucking idiot.

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It's been a while
since my trauma rotation,

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but I'd say
you got pretty lucky here.

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If you're gonna get shot, it's good
to get shot the way you got shot.

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You didn't tell your mom
about me sending you out there, did you?

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I like the bandages.
That Audra does nice work.

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Percocet for the pain.
Take it easy with these.

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- They're not Mentos.
- That's a lot.

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I'm just gonna take two
for my headache.

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Maybe three.

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Did she ask about me?

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You take this, you watch movies,
you feel better.

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About your arm, life,

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everything.

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All I'm saying is that every time
I think shit can't get more fucked up,

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shit gets way more fucked up.

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I want to go float in Lake Esteban.

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That pool's got a tide.

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And me floating in it.

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Like a leaf through a filter.

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Or a bug.

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Please don't tell anyone
I was a nurse.

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No one gets inside. No one...

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gets near you.

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Do you like my watch?

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It's yours.

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They will tease me.

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Say "medic."

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I'm sorry.

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Why?

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- Because you got hurt.
- I'm okay.

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Shane, you got shot.

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That was bound to happen
sooner or later.

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No, it's not supposed
to happen at all.

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"When is he gonna get shot?"

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It's not crossing your mind
when you pretend to be the Tooth Fairy.

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It was this thing that happened today.
Other things happen other days.

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- Things will happen tomorrow.
- You're not getting hurt again.

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I promise you.

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- I'm fine.
- Shane.

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Shane, look at me.

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You're never getting hurt again.

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You should be worrying about Stevie Ray.
He's just a baby.

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You're still my baby.

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You think I can have
that sandwich now?

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Oh, please...

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Like I give a shit.

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You're a hard man to find.

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What are you doing?

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It's a cup.

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Of course.

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I need a hookup.

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Turn around. Let me see that <i>culo</i>.

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Kiss my <i>culo</i>.
I'm looking for <i>drogas</i>.

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Weed. Not Mexidick.

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I need a steady supply
and I'm not talking

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nickel-and-dime bags here.

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I'm big.

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Getting bigger. Major league.

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So, you cut me a deal now and later,

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I'll let you be my heavy.

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You can sniff out
all the assholes in my life

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and then bury them in the yard.

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What's my cut?

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Ten percent bonus
after first delivery.

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I got to go.

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Twelve? Twelve percent?

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Fifteen?

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- Seventeen point five percent.
- Twenty.

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Fine.

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Give me a call in a couple of days.
I'll have it ready.

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The bullet was meant for me,
wasn't it?

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You need to take your family
and leave.

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No need to keep me in suspense.
Who wants me dead?

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A person who will not stop
until she gets what she wants.

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You cannot kill Pilar.

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You'd be shot
before you even got close.

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Why don't I start with the person
who's been reporting to her?

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What will Esteban do when he finds out
you set up the mother of his only son?

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- Think it through.
- Why didn't you just let it happen?

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I realized your death
would be the end of him.

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And his happiness is my happiness.

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That's pretty gay, nurse Cesar.

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I tell you what, I'm gonna forget
your momentary lapse in loyalty.

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You spared my life,
I'm sparing yours.

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But you owe me, big time.
And you hurt my kid.

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So count to three.
Are you right-handed?

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Count.

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One...

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two...

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Three.

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- There you are.
- Jesus, Andy. Heart attack.

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You're stealing from a drug lord.

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Bold. Hot.

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My clinic has to fight for every swab,
but this stuff is just sitting here.

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- Don't rat me out.
- What's my silence worth to you?

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How about patching up
your 14 year-old nephew's bullet wound,

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and neglecting to report it
to the police?

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No, not enough.

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You also have to go out with me.

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To hear music, jazz.

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Jazz, really? You like jazz?

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For sure.

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Name one jazz musician.

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Doctor Teeth.

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- He's a Muppet.
- He's a jazz Muppet.

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Pass.

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What? Wait, wait.

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So, you reject me
over chips and salsa,

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then you flirt with me
at little Stevie's weenie roast.

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And now I'm asking you
on a proper sophisticated jazz date

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and you pass?

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I was too harsh on the date,
so I gave you a second look,

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and you look good.

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Then I looked closer
and that's when I saw it.

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What? A cancerous mole or something?
How long have I got, Doc?

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Give it to me straight.

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You're hung up on Nancy.

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What? Oh, God. No, no, no.

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It's complicated.

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We're family. I'm her baby daddy.

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Ink, not sperm. Meaningless.

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I'm trying to man up.

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So yeah. Maybe I'm a little
tangled in Nancy's drama,

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but it's a fledgling effort.

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Jesus, Audra, why are you shitting
all over my effort?

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Is this an occupational hazard,
aborting everything?

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It's not a life yet, Andy.

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You're just making excuses.

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This is why you're single.
You're a hot doctor

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but you're alone, 'cause you're always
making excuses instead of taking a risk.

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This is a pretty valid
fucking excuse.

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You said "fucking". I'm telling.

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Goodbye, Andy.

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Doctor Lehman.

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Jesus, another one?

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Are you stealing?

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Is it really hurting?

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I can set up a movie for you.

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Maybe I can find a porn channel.

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I get it.

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If I got shot in my jerk-off arm,
I would be mad too.

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I'm not mad.

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How many pills did you take?

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None.

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Well, that's dumb.

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I'll get you a glass of water.
Give me your pills, I'll open 'em.

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Why have them
if you won't take them?

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Because...

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they're mine.

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I like the way it feels.

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Like a knife

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popping the same balloon
over and over.

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Only you don't have
to blow up a new one.

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I can make the pain go away anytime
with a pill.

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But I don't want to.

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I don't have to think
about anything else.

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It's great.

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Great.

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That's the last of it.

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- Who knew you had so much stuff?
- Thank you for helping me move in.

252
00:14:20,283 --> 00:14:21,845
I really appreciate it.

253
00:14:22,740 --> 00:14:24,904
What's 12 flights of stairs
between partners?

254
00:14:25,303 --> 00:14:28,616
Exactly, and we could not risk
using the elevator.

255
00:14:30,279 --> 00:14:32,376
- There's an elevator?
- Where did those idiots

256
00:14:32,501 --> 00:14:34,164
get all this pot anyhow?

257
00:14:34,558 --> 00:14:36,159
Some guy named the Wizard.

258
00:14:37,571 --> 00:14:38,811
Check it out.

259
00:14:40,257 --> 00:14:41,617
Four dead bolts.

260
00:14:42,722 --> 00:14:44,862
Steel-reinforced hinges.

261
00:14:45,219 --> 00:14:47,164
Coded entry system.

262
00:14:47,755 --> 00:14:49,387
You really got
this place locked down.

263
00:14:49,730 --> 00:14:52,069
Plus, there is a security gard
downstairs,

264
00:14:52,194 --> 00:14:54,755
and channel 3 on the television

265
00:14:55,065 --> 00:14:57,389
picks up a live feed
of the front gate.

266
00:14:58,619 --> 00:15:00,754
I am protecting our investment.

267
00:15:01,448 --> 00:15:02,901
You are scary good at this.

268
00:15:04,128 --> 00:15:05,153
Thank you.

269
00:15:05,549 --> 00:15:07,906
- I know.
- What if I need to get in?

270
00:15:10,026 --> 00:15:13,161
Maybe you need a secret knock.

271
00:15:13,934 --> 00:15:14,934
Really?

272
00:15:16,135 --> 00:15:18,563
- Cool, like what?
- I don't know.

273
00:15:18,959 --> 00:15:20,960
Maybe you should make one up.

274
00:15:22,677 --> 00:15:23,677
I got one.

275
00:15:29,998 --> 00:15:31,031
How's that?

276
00:15:33,304 --> 00:15:36,902
Security, there's a sweaty Jew
in my hallway.

277
00:15:40,887 --> 00:15:42,899
- How much?
- A lot of money.

278
00:15:43,069 --> 00:15:44,743
It'll be your bank account.

279
00:15:44,868 --> 00:15:47,529
You can access it with an ATM card
from any country.

280
00:15:48,301 --> 00:15:49,155
Also...

281
00:15:49,325 --> 00:15:51,783
- Pick a place, somewhere far.
- Are you serious?

282
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:54,786
Europe, go to Europe.
Western Europe, the food's better.

283
00:15:55,902 --> 00:15:57,794
- Amsterdam?
- Sure.

284
00:15:57,919 --> 00:16:00,250
Amsterdam, start there.
I'll get you a Europass.

285
00:16:00,418 --> 00:16:02,496
You can go to museums,
stay in hostels,

286
00:16:02,621 --> 00:16:04,682
seduce traveling Australians.

287
00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:06,506
What's the catch?

288
00:16:06,676 --> 00:16:09,884
There is no catch.
This is what you do when you're young.

289
00:16:10,054 --> 00:16:12,047
You travel through Europe
with a backpack.

290
00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:14,581
Someone in this family
should be doing something normal.

291
00:16:14,706 --> 00:16:15,557
Why not you?

292
00:16:19,939 --> 00:16:23,584
I have been replaced
as candidate for governor.

293
00:16:28,522 --> 00:16:29,571
You leave tomorrow.

294
00:16:33,077 --> 00:16:36,452
It was Celia, she forced me to lie.
I didn't want to do it.

295
00:16:36,839 --> 00:16:39,414
What did she promise you?
Sex? Money?

296
00:16:39,584 --> 00:16:40,666
No, she...

297
00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:43,167
She never promised me anything.

298
00:16:43,490 --> 00:16:46,004
Betrayer! Cock-breaker!
How could you do this?

299
00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:48,810
- I didn't have a choice.
- I am belly-up, buddy.

300
00:16:48,935 --> 00:16:51,009
You put a key on my kite
in a shitstorm.

301
00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:53,177
I dropped 5 grand on lip liner.

302
00:16:53,347 --> 00:16:56,024
You took away my business.
My splooge doesn't want to come out.

303
00:16:56,149 --> 00:16:58,016
It's stuck in a pocket
between my balls.

304
00:16:58,184 --> 00:17:00,664
How do you think I feel?
She squeezed me out.

305
00:17:00,789 --> 00:17:02,540
I was gonna be a drug kingpin.

306
00:17:02,665 --> 00:17:05,356
I was gonna be Tony Montana.
I got nothing.

307
00:17:06,884 --> 00:17:09,259
- What's with all the moving boxes?
- I gotta give up the space.

308
00:17:09,384 --> 00:17:12,255
- I can't afford to keep it.
- This a fresh pot?

309
00:17:13,242 --> 00:17:14,407
She looted me, buddy.

310
00:17:14,821 --> 00:17:16,743
- Wanna call the Feds?
- I'd be disbarred.

311
00:17:18,006 --> 00:17:20,330
- I'd be fine.
- We're in this together.

312
00:17:20,498 --> 00:17:22,749
- Not until we're even.
- Even?

313
00:17:24,071 --> 00:17:24,959
Teeny Deany.

314
00:17:26,292 --> 00:17:28,171
- Dip 'em in.
- What?

315
00:17:28,341 --> 00:17:29,881
Whip 'em out, dip 'em in.

316
00:17:30,278 --> 00:17:32,216
Are you out of your mind?
Get away from me.

317
00:17:32,386 --> 00:17:35,399
You want to go up against Celia?
You're gonna need my help.

318
00:17:35,864 --> 00:17:38,473
Drop the pants.
Dunk the Dean nuts.

319
00:17:38,842 --> 00:17:40,433
My ba... No, not my balls.

320
00:17:40,603 --> 00:17:42,602
Yes, balls.
And I see you trying to get hard.

321
00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:44,479
No way! Flaccid in the acid.

322
00:17:44,903 --> 00:17:46,022
- But...
- Dunk.

323
00:18:06,745 --> 00:18:08,168
You have the votes.

324
00:18:08,293 --> 00:18:10,537
Why aren't you fighting?
You could win.

325
00:18:11,076 --> 00:18:12,191
I don't know.

326
00:18:12,316 --> 00:18:13,753
Pilar has an army.

327
00:18:14,903 --> 00:18:16,271
You have the people.

328
00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:18,763
In America,
we call it "wagging the dog."

329
00:18:19,867 --> 00:18:22,517
Well, in my country,
dogs travel in packs.

330
00:18:22,807 --> 00:18:24,102
So, that's it? She wins?

331
00:18:25,401 --> 00:18:26,401
She won.

332
00:18:27,419 --> 00:18:29,179
Now, we can be married.

333
00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:32,652
And have a beautiful lavish wedding,

334
00:18:32,923 --> 00:18:35,279
with all our friends and family.

335
00:18:35,682 --> 00:18:37,532
I will feed you cake.

336
00:18:40,464 --> 00:18:43,474
Small ceremony.
No friends. Limited family.

337
00:18:43,658 --> 00:18:45,248
Chocolate cake, Entenmann's.

338
00:18:47,413 --> 00:18:49,794
I cannot put you and your family
in any more danger.

339
00:18:51,367 --> 00:18:53,798
So you would run if it wasn't for me,
if you didn't have a family?

340
00:18:54,321 --> 00:18:55,842
I did not say that.

341
00:18:57,610 --> 00:18:58,886
And you would win.

342
00:19:01,921 --> 00:19:03,193
I would win.

343
00:19:03,318 --> 00:19:04,423
Then do it.

344
00:19:16,914 --> 00:19:19,115
So, I gave it some thought,

345
00:19:20,251 --> 00:19:21,409
and I...

346
00:19:21,700 --> 00:19:24,454
respectfully decline your offer.

347
00:19:24,622 --> 00:19:26,706
No, you're not declining. No.

348
00:19:26,937 --> 00:19:29,633
- I'm not going.
- This is not up for discussion.

349
00:19:30,735 --> 00:19:33,337
Esteban's decided
to run for governor independently.

350
00:19:33,925 --> 00:19:35,757
I'll be sure and wear
his campaign T-shirt.

351
00:19:35,926 --> 00:19:37,849
Which means you not here.

352
00:19:38,618 --> 00:19:42,597
Which means one son less
to keep track of, to worry about.

353
00:19:42,767 --> 00:19:44,432
Shane is here. Stevie is here.

354
00:19:44,607 --> 00:19:46,897
They're kids. You're old enough
to take care of yourself.

355
00:19:47,022 --> 00:19:48,823
Your brothers will be fine.

356
00:19:51,734 --> 00:19:52,955
Say "Excuse me."

357
00:19:54,470 --> 00:19:56,291
I'm announcing in a week.

358
00:19:56,666 --> 00:19:58,821
- You should be gone before then.
- Listen to him.

359
00:19:59,639 --> 00:20:03,236
I appreciate you being preemptive
for once in our lives, but...

360
00:20:03,361 --> 00:20:05,149
How is it that I have to beg
an 18 year-old

361
00:20:05,274 --> 00:20:07,371
to travel Europe
with a wad of cash and my blessing?

362
00:20:08,843 --> 00:20:12,066
How is it that you expect to me believe
that my brothers will be fine?

363
00:20:12,191 --> 00:20:14,545
No one is fine around you.

364
00:20:15,295 --> 00:20:16,295
So...

365
00:20:16,903 --> 00:20:17,935
I'm staying.

366
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:20,863
Here, in this house.

367
00:20:21,418 --> 00:20:22,767
This beer is warm.

368
00:20:23,951 --> 00:20:25,847
Someone get me another.

369
00:20:26,018 --> 00:20:27,350
Where's the fucking staff?

370
00:20:27,581 --> 00:20:28,948
I have thirst.

371
00:20:29,308 --> 00:20:30,436
No more beer.

372
00:20:31,303 --> 00:20:34,107
And you... better protect us.

373
00:20:36,227 --> 00:20:37,410
I can do that.

374
00:20:38,780 --> 00:20:40,065
He can do that.

375
00:20:41,224 --> 00:20:43,389
So, I'll...

376
00:20:44,922 --> 00:20:47,380
move my shit in
and the two of you can...

377
00:20:47,956 --> 00:20:50,248
stop dicking around already
and get married.

378
00:20:52,470 --> 00:20:53,708
And on we'll go.

379
00:20:54,507 --> 00:20:56,601
One big happy...

380
00:21:04,193 --> 00:21:05,619
Get in the pool, fags!

381
00:21:15,359 --> 00:21:17,580
You're early,
I'm not even dressed yet.

382
00:21:19,281 --> 00:21:20,313
What's that?

383
00:21:21,771 --> 00:21:22,970
Wedding present.

384
00:21:24,344 --> 00:21:26,192
I filled out all the forms

385
00:21:26,317 --> 00:21:28,784
to put Esteban's name
on the birth certificate,

386
00:21:28,909 --> 00:21:30,808
so sign them and we're done.

387
00:21:31,411 --> 00:21:34,718
You didn't make a registry.
So, this will have to do.

388
00:21:35,766 --> 00:21:38,967
I actually did make a registry.
Weeks ago. Williams-Sonoma.

389
00:21:39,824 --> 00:21:42,967
- We could use a new tortilla warmer.
- I'll get right on that.

390
00:21:44,965 --> 00:21:47,180
- Are you sure about this?
- Yes.

391
00:21:50,795 --> 00:21:52,025
Do you have a...

392
00:21:54,055 --> 00:21:54,854
plan?

393
00:21:55,969 --> 00:21:59,963
I'm gonna go back to the house
and spread out my life like a map.

394
00:22:00,425 --> 00:22:03,142
Deliberate on the topography,
chart my path,

395
00:22:03,267 --> 00:22:06,574
maybe call a girl
who calls me on my shit.

396
00:22:12,983 --> 00:22:14,050
You love him.

397
00:22:14,797 --> 00:22:16,626
You're going down a road.

398
00:22:20,465 --> 00:22:22,116
I'm going down a road.

399
00:22:31,476 --> 00:22:34,644
- I think I'm happy for you.
- I think I'm happy for you too.

400
00:22:39,033 --> 00:22:40,617
See you downstairs?

401
00:23:53,207 --> 00:23:54,807
Guess you and I are husband and wife

402
00:23:55,496 --> 00:23:56,770
for the next...

403
00:23:58,004 --> 00:23:59,164
15 minutes.

404
00:24:01,073 --> 00:24:02,392
You want to fuck?

405
00:24:02,908 --> 00:24:04,400
You in my fuck trailer.

406
00:24:04,570 --> 00:24:07,820
I just had a baby, it'd be
like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

407
00:24:09,605 --> 00:24:11,532
You gotta work those Kegels.

408
00:24:12,327 --> 00:24:15,791
I got a cousin, she practiced putting
pressure on a cucumber every day.

409
00:24:16,709 --> 00:24:19,310
Then, she stopped,
'cause it got stuck in there.

410
00:24:19,874 --> 00:24:22,168
Three months later,
a pickle fell out.

411
00:24:22,473 --> 00:24:23,753
I'll have to try that.

412
00:24:24,663 --> 00:24:27,580
- I could fuck you in the ass.
- That's tempting.

413
00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:29,467
But I'm not here to socialize.

414
00:24:31,527 --> 00:24:32,553
Why are you here?

415
00:24:36,173 --> 00:24:37,412
I want her dead.

416
00:24:46,414 --> 00:24:47,430
Cake?