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Previously on "Weeds"...

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- Mom?
- That bullet was meant for me, wasn't it?

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You owe me,
and you hurt my kid.

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You're never getting hurt again.
I promise you.

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You should be worrying about
Stevie Ray. He's just a baby.

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- Baby murderer!
- 25 feet, Gayle.

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Please help us. We can't get our
weed back without a court order.

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I will help you. But first,
his dick, this drawer.

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I can do this.

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Raylene Reynolds -
You're pretty! cosmetics.

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Nice to meet you.

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I can sell a lot more
makeup if I give a free gift.

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I can't steal their weed.

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Putz.

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I've got a crooked dick,
and there's no pot?

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This little milk ball was
a mistake that would end the

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career of a very promising politician.

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I am here to correct that mistake.

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I have been replaced
as candidate for governor.

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Pilar Zuazo.

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I want her dead.

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~ Weeds S05E11 ~
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Thanks to www.italiansubs.net!

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In your face.

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- She's fucking on fire.
- Four points!

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The newlyweds are annoying.

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Weren't lawn darts banned?

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When you boys are finished crying,
it's your turn.

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He's taunting us.

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He's trying to act like a father.
Fathers taunt.

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When we went jogging,
dad told me I was so slow,

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Stephen Hawking could
beat me in a footrace.

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Then he collapsed,
puked twice, and died.

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So who's the better jogger now?

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I'm sorry I didn't give
you a proper wedding.

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Well, it was perfect.

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- Thank you for marrying me.
- No, thank you for marrying me,

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and thank you for encouraging
me about the election.

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Fuck Pilar. We're gonna win.

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Throw already, you girls!

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Hey, what's wrong with girls?

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Whoa. Who's that?

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Nancy,

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This is Adelita.

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Our stepsister.

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Adelita. Wow. Hi. Wow.

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Of course, you forgot I was coming.

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My brain. I'm sorry.

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Adelita is in from Paris

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to look at colleges.

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- How are your sisters? Your mom?
- Très bien.

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You're married.

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Congratulations.

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So, why is my room
decorated like a hospital?

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All right. There you are.

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- This is wrong.
- I'm sorry?

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I ordered goat cheese.
This is ricotta.

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You can tell because it's
disgusting and

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flavorless and it's cow,
not goat.

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Cows go "Moo."

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Goats go "Baa."

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- Sheep go "Baa."
- Shut the fuck up, sheep,

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and bring me the right cheese.

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I just attacked a waitress, Raylene.

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I'm back.

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You know,
in my whole time at You're Pretty!,

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I have never seen
anyone ascend so fast

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- and with such thrust.
- I'm just getting started.

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I am doing a major push

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as soon as I square away
some new product.

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Well, hot damn! I am wetter
than a slaughterhouse floor.

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You're funny.

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Yeah, I'm not kidding.

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Lupita.

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I haven't pumped.
Are you giving him formula?

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- Si.
- Lupita, I'm breast-feeding.

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Two people give you
different directions. One,

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white woman from suburb,
the other,

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giant, scary,
Mexican drug kingpin.

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Who you listen to?

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There he is.

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Did you tell Lupita
to give the baby formula?

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- Yes.
- I'm breast-feeding.

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- You know this.
- Peasants breast-feed.

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Peasants?

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- Yeah.
- First of all, it's better for the baby.

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Actually, some studies suggest

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that the toxins
you've ingested in your life

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will come out
in your breast milk.

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I should unpack.

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You are a politician's wife.
We have work to do.

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- Let the servants feed the baby.
- No.

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No more formula.

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Baby - Booby.

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- I mean it.
- All right.

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As you wish, mi amor.

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Don't you have to
be 25 feet away, Gayle?

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Not from you.

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What are you doing here?

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Pap smear.

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Okay,
before I climb in that car,

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you should know that one
phone call and assurances

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that you've cut all ties from
Nancy doesn't mean that...

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You un-welded the door.

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Bye, Gayle.

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Fornicators!

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- Read me back what we got so far.
- "Doug and Dean's big list of ways

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to get revenge on that thieving,
deceitful whore, Celia."

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That's it.

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Okay. You need to be typing
everything I say. My ideas are golden.

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- Sorry.
- Number one,

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tell her she won some shit,
and then there's no shit.

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Embarrassing!

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Number two, we slip some
spider goats under her door.

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- What the fuck are spider goats?
- Part goat, part spider.

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Their milk has kevlar webs.
Look it up.

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- So, they're like these tiny little goats?
- No, they're big goats

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with spider genes.

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How the fuck do we get them
under the door?

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Good point.

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- Number three.
- We kick her in the twat.

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We suck at this.

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This is why we can't
strategize good, Dean.

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Pot.

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If we're going into battle,
we have to have a clear head.

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Yeah, but we love pot.

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Do you think Ulysses S. Grant was
stoned when he won World War I?

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Or Gore, when he beat
global warming?

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We're going into battle with a formidable
opponent. We have to be our very best.

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Then we can fuck that bitch up
good so she stays fucked up.

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So for now,

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we back off the weed.

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How do you have a cell phone?

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I always got the newest shit.

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- What, you want me to hook you up?
- No. I'm in the middle of a contract.

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AT&T.

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Those fuckers tried to
give me a hard time, too,

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so I had a friend visit the call
center up in Burnsville, Minnesota.

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You should mention my name,
ask for Bill Sondergaard.

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He'll be the one that sounds like
he's talking through a broken jaw.

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Does this mean you're gonna help
me with my little problem?

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See, now, about that.

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Pilar Zuazo.

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She's Manny Ramirez.

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You a peewee-league pitcher.

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Got to wonder,

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what the fuck you
doing on the mound?

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I get it. You can't do shit.
You're locked up.

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Don't get it twisted, mami.
I'm still working.

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- I'm just telecommuting for now.
- Well, can you do it or not?

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I don't know.
Depends if you can help me out.

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Help get my case
transferred to Mexico.

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- See, that tunnel that you shut down -
- Nasty rumor.

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It spanned
two countries.

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Thanks to you,

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the last of the American agents who could
testify as to which side I was standing on -

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He's dead now.

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So?

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So I need someone
with high-level Mexi-juice

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to help get my case
transferred down there.

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- And then what?
- Then I'm David Blaine in Mexico.

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I slide under doors in Mexico.

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How do I know you're not
gonna come after me?

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Blanca,

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we're like one of those
YouTube videos -

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You know, where a tiger
and a duck get all confused.

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They become friends.

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And, you know, it seems okay, but...

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you never really know, do you?

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God, I hated anatomy.

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Memorizing all 206 bones
in the body is not easy.

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Wow,
your hands feel good.

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That's my fibula.

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- See? I still got it.
- Oh, yeah.

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. What was I saying?
- Wonderful, interesting things.

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- That's my tibia.
- Okay. Silence.

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But I was gonna tell you
about my year in Yemen.

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Yemen can wait.

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Patella.

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- Okay, Audra. I mean Andy.
- Andy.

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- I just called you "Audra."
- I know.

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Femur.

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Trochanter.

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Femoral neck.

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Femoral head.

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Oh, God.

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Okay.

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No, no, no, no.

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This is what I do.

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So just you lay back.

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This is embarrassing.

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Never mind.

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Look, I've been single
for a while, so my

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battery-powered helpers
have made it difficult -

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That didn't shoot out of you, right?

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It's Gayle. He must have
followed us. Fuck.

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He brought some friends.
Holy shit!

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- Let's call the police.
- I knew it was a bad idea

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having you pick me up.

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Gayle has a thing for me.

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If you love something,
throw tomatoes at it.

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- Oh, now I'm gonna have to move again.
- Seriously?

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I'm always moving. They find out
where I live, and I move again.

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They're dangerous, Andy.

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Why don't you stay with me while
you figure out your next move?

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- What? No, I can't.
- I got a big house.

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You'd get your own room.

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Me and the general
got you into this, so...

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Just... Why don't you
think about it, okay?

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- What are you doing?
- If you don't climax,

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the terrorists win.

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Can't let that happen.

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A Baja federal judge
is holding that up.

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Well, can you ask him
to un-hold it?

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You should not have been visiting
Guillermo Garcia Gomez in jail.

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We have a history.

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I'd come and visit you, too,

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smuggle in gold chains,
shiny shirts.

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Well, hi, honey.
Can I make you something?

221
00:11:38,624 --> 00:11:39,990
Do you know how to make beer?

222
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You're not having any more beer. That
was a special occasion. You got shot.

223
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I know. I'm kidding.

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Like it or not, we all have to work
together now. It's for our own safety.

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Why don't you stick
to breast-feeding?

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Well, fuck you. Just do it.

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Good.

228
00:12:07,308 --> 00:12:12,002
And you can't kill him. If anyone gets hurt,
I'm telling Esteban how you tried to shoot me,

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and his heart will break all over you.

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I'm good at killing.

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No killing. Life's a drag.

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Oh. Come on.

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Big baby.

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Seriously, tell me why we're
really here, or I'm leaving.

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Well, now that I'm a giant success,
I want to pamper myself.

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And I want to extend the
pampering experience to my child,

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whose company I enjoy.

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She'll take a bottle
of the Sebastian shaper spray,

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'cause she's my salon buddy.

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Wait. Fine, fine. Fine.

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I want to apologize. When you told me
you were gay... I didn't react well.

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00:13:06,349 --> 00:13:10,651
You told me you would take my
rug-munching ass to reparative therapy.

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00:13:10,936 --> 00:13:14,525
Well, that was old mommy.
I'm new mommy.

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New mommy is a nice mommy.

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00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:23,580
Anyway, I thought that maybe you could,
you know, tell me a little bit about it -

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About being lesbionic.

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You know, what do you do?

248
00:13:30,638 --> 00:13:35,148
I don't know.
I've only done the kissing part.

249
00:13:35,179 --> 00:13:38,240
Was that weird, kissing a girl?

250
00:13:38,637 --> 00:13:42,719
Is it soft?
Is it good soft, like a puppy?

251
00:13:42,728 --> 00:13:46,648
Or is it bad soft, like rotten fruit?

252
00:13:47,128 --> 00:13:50,459
Oh, God. Oh, am I gonna
have to get a strap-on?

253
00:13:50,524 --> 00:13:54,346
- No, no, no. No, no, no!
- Okay, I was just thinking about it.

254
00:13:54,350 --> 00:13:56,303
- You cannot take this away from me!
- Don't be silly.

255
00:13:56,320 --> 00:13:58,710
- I'm not taking anything. Don't be so selfish!
- It's all that I have!

256
00:13:59,731 --> 00:14:01,680
Mommy's lonely.

257
00:14:01,710 --> 00:14:07,200
You know, there's this woman out there right
now who thinks that I am the cat's meow.

258
00:14:07,291 --> 00:14:11,003
Cat, pussy. Already
doing the lezzie humor.

259
00:14:11,020 --> 00:14:13,956
- You're not gay, mom.
- Well, what if I am?

260
00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:17,419
There was that Tracy
Chapman song that I liked.

261
00:14:17,434 --> 00:14:20,028
New mommy is still
a hateful bitch.

262
00:14:20,310 --> 00:14:24,303
Come on. I thought maybe it would bring
us closer, you know?

263
00:14:25,601 --> 00:14:26,741
Here you go.

264
00:14:31,141 --> 00:14:36,323
What about you? You ever...
gone down to girly town?

265
00:14:45,498 --> 00:14:47,498
- Hi.
- Hi.

266
00:14:49,245 --> 00:14:53,709
I left clean sheets
and towels on your bed.

267
00:14:54,483 --> 00:14:57,656
Thanks.
This looks amazing.

268
00:15:07,952 --> 00:15:11,647
Holy crap! I mean,
what were you doing?

269
00:15:12,191 --> 00:15:14,335
It felt like there were eight of you.
What was it?

270
00:15:14,519 --> 00:15:16,360
Trade secret. Can't tell you.

271
00:15:17,810 --> 00:15:19,274
- Do it again.
- No. Okay.

272
00:15:19,281 --> 00:15:20,351
Yes, please.

273
00:15:21,549 --> 00:15:24,910
Oh, God, my head.
Throw me the aspirin.

274
00:15:25,055 --> 00:15:27,523
You've had like 14 already.
You'll ruin your kidneys.

275
00:15:27,537 --> 00:15:30,218
Fuck my kidneys. What do
those assholes ever do for me?

276
00:15:30,439 --> 00:15:34,527
And I swear, if you tell me they clean
my poop or whatever stupid shit they do,

277
00:15:34,540 --> 00:15:37,536
I will kill you. I will.
I will kill your face off.

278
00:15:37,787 --> 00:15:39,550
Then have some food, at least.

279
00:15:41,541 --> 00:15:42,646
Food is stupid.

280
00:15:43,555 --> 00:15:46,014
- Just read me what else we have up there.
- We have nothing.

281
00:15:46,815 --> 00:15:48,460
Everything is lame.

282
00:15:49,321 --> 00:15:51,507
Have my feet
always been this huge?

283
00:15:53,075 --> 00:15:56,755
Jesus Christ! It's like
I'm a clown in a circus!

284
00:15:58,877 --> 00:16:01,649
My dad took me to the circus
once when I was 6 years old.

285
00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:04,698
And backstage, the ringmaster
touched my tent pole.

286
00:16:04,910 --> 00:16:05,940
What?

287
00:16:06,226 --> 00:16:08,226
- Where did that come from?
- I don't know.

288
00:16:09,714 --> 00:16:12,513
Why am I remembering that now?
I don't want to remember that.

289
00:16:15,149 --> 00:16:16,865
No. Doug,
what about our plan?

290
00:16:16,937 --> 00:16:18,953
Being sober is bullshit.
You stay sober.

291
00:16:19,011 --> 00:16:19,974
Fuck that.

292
00:16:19,993 --> 00:16:22,320
Then we get stoned in shifts.
One of us will stay sober,

293
00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:24,900
and the other will smoke.
And then we'll switch.

294
00:16:24,996 --> 00:16:29,983
B- B-But what if one of us has a really great
idea, and the other one is too stoned to get it?

295
00:16:30,106 --> 00:16:31,417
Well, then...

296
00:16:32,009 --> 00:16:34,500
We'll write each other notes,
like "Memento."

297
00:16:36,327 --> 00:16:38,197
God damn it,
show me what you were doing.

298
00:16:38,454 --> 00:16:39,468
No.

299
00:16:40,626 --> 00:16:41,646
Here.

300
00:16:41,716 --> 00:16:43,487
You're doing something
to that, right?

301
00:16:45,228 --> 00:16:46,807
I don't even know what that is.

302
00:16:47,432 --> 00:16:49,088
- That there?
- Oh, no.

303
00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:51,701
I'm gonna address that later.
Actually, you know what?

304
00:16:51,754 --> 00:16:53,394
I'm gonna
address that right now.

305
00:16:55,666 --> 00:16:57,172
Oh. Hey, Adelita.

306
00:16:57,354 --> 00:16:59,924
I was just heading for a night
swim. You want to join me?

307
00:17:00,033 --> 00:17:01,257
Big pool.

308
00:17:01,357 --> 00:17:02,810
Thanks, but I'm reading.

309
00:17:03,091 --> 00:17:04,200
What are you reading?

310
00:17:04,295 --> 00:17:07,805
It's Milan Kundera, "The book
of laughter and forgetting."

311
00:17:07,921 --> 00:17:10,577
So that's like a self-help thing?

312
00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:13,305
Sort of.

313
00:17:13,430 --> 00:17:14,841
Who are you reading now?

314
00:17:16,615 --> 00:17:19,044
I'm between books right now.

315
00:17:19,465 --> 00:17:22,097
Can you recommend something
you've really enjoyed?

316
00:17:22,258 --> 00:17:23,972
I'll make you a list.

317
00:17:25,648 --> 00:17:27,320
Cool. Thanks.

318
00:17:28,273 --> 00:17:30,699
And, hey, welcome to the villa.

319
00:17:31,027 --> 00:17:32,902
I grew up here.

320
00:17:34,345 --> 00:17:35,709
Welcome home, then.

321
00:17:35,786 --> 00:17:36,947
Thanks.

322
00:17:37,410 --> 00:17:38,916
Enjoy your swim.

323
00:17:40,788 --> 00:17:42,075
Adelita.

324
00:17:42,518 --> 00:17:43,807
Oh, hello, Nancy.

325
00:17:44,328 --> 00:17:46,588
You know, I'm just gonna
come out and say this.

326
00:17:47,848 --> 00:17:51,092
Silas can be very charming.
But he's still a guy,

327
00:17:51,446 --> 00:17:54,403
- and you're in high school.
- My lover is 32 years old.

328
00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:56,210
He's a journalist.

329
00:17:56,731 --> 00:18:00,049
Your boy is not
a dangerous temptation for me.

330
00:18:00,131 --> 00:18:01,569
So no need to worry.

331
00:18:02,444 --> 00:18:04,178
How's my little brother tonight?

332
00:18:04,954 --> 00:18:06,740
Being a stubborn Gus.

333
00:18:06,873 --> 00:18:09,829
- He won't latch.
- He probably likes the formula.

334
00:18:09,935 --> 00:18:12,888
Well, formula doesn't come out
of my boob, so he's out of luck.

335
00:18:13,363 --> 00:18:14,488
Okay.

336
00:18:16,041 --> 00:18:19,252
You know, we don't really know each
other. Why don't we go to lunch or -

337
00:18:19,341 --> 00:18:21,911
That's sweet of you, Nancy, but I'm

338
00:18:22,150 --> 00:18:24,885
not terribly invested
in my father's love life.

339
00:18:25,171 --> 00:18:26,457
Thanks anyway.

340
00:18:30,237 --> 00:18:32,881
This is amazing.
What am I eating?

341
00:18:33,105 --> 00:18:35,615
Grilled flank steak with red chard,

342
00:18:35,704 --> 00:18:38,043
currants, and homemade harissa.

343
00:18:38,126 --> 00:18:40,235
- I think I just came again.
- I love

344
00:18:40,245 --> 00:18:42,572
- this peach fuzz.
- I'm flawed.

345
00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:44,994
- I have a pelt.
- You are perfect,

346
00:18:45,445 --> 00:18:49,699
'cause you're flesh and blood and organs
and bones, and you can name all of them.

347
00:18:50,418 --> 00:18:51,689
You're so cool.

348
00:18:52,265 --> 00:18:54,151
Well, you cook like a motherfucker.

349
00:18:55,155 --> 00:18:56,411
Oh, fuck.

350
00:19:02,932 --> 00:19:04,542
He won't nurse.

351
00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:06,177
Your fault.

352
00:19:06,287 --> 00:19:08,735
You try putting tequila
on your tetas?

353
00:19:10,916 --> 00:19:12,817
Frank, Vittachi will show you out.

354
00:19:12,981 --> 00:19:14,783
There's breast milk in the freezer.

355
00:19:14,996 --> 00:19:16,377
Give him a bottle.

356
00:19:17,208 --> 00:19:19,260
And no tequila on the nipple!

357
00:19:20,528 --> 00:19:22,226
It's Nancy!

358
00:19:24,654 --> 00:19:26,529
Oh, I love this woman.

359
00:19:26,617 --> 00:19:28,216
The people have spoken.

360
00:19:28,420 --> 00:19:32,180
La Paz, Tecate, Ensenada, Loreto...
everywhere,

361
00:19:32,461 --> 00:19:35,237
they support Esteban
Reyes for governor

362
00:19:35,446 --> 00:19:38,560
of estado libre y soberano
de Baja California.

363
00:19:38,833 --> 00:19:40,568
Big, handsome governor.

364
00:19:41,146 --> 00:19:42,453
Oh, yes.

365
00:19:44,764 --> 00:19:46,681
Cesar, another drink.

366
00:19:47,395 --> 00:19:50,006
The American
political strategists think

367
00:19:50,147 --> 00:19:52,563
they can get some real
money running in.

368
00:19:52,730 --> 00:19:53,870
Clean money.

369
00:19:55,501 --> 00:19:56,782
Hear that sound?

370
00:19:56,975 --> 00:19:58,001
What sound?

371
00:19:58,095 --> 00:19:59,944
Pilar Zuazo crying.

372
00:20:00,826 --> 00:20:02,394
I am reborn.

373
00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:04,401
¿Donde esta mi hija?

374
00:20:04,463 --> 00:20:06,036
Where is my daughter?

375
00:20:09,562 --> 00:20:11,770
I hear Silas tried to hit on her.

376
00:20:12,118 --> 00:20:15,165
Why is that so funny to you?

377
00:20:17,124 --> 00:20:18,484
He's not...

378
00:20:18,955 --> 00:20:21,179
exactly in her division.

379
00:20:21,314 --> 00:20:23,038
League, I think you mean.

380
00:20:23,371 --> 00:20:25,590
League. Why is he not
in her league?

381
00:20:26,419 --> 00:20:29,315
You want our children to be
involved with each other?

382
00:20:29,543 --> 00:20:32,637
No, I'm just surprised
you'd be so...

383
00:20:33,311 --> 00:20:35,977
- dismissive of my son.
- No, no. He's a...

384
00:20:36,055 --> 00:20:37,347
nice,

385
00:20:37,493 --> 00:20:38,816
simple boy.

386
00:20:38,894 --> 00:20:40,758
Adelita has a stick up her ass.

387
00:20:40,842 --> 00:20:42,061
I hope so.

388
00:20:42,795 --> 00:20:44,342
I sent her to France

389
00:20:44,426 --> 00:20:46,307
to get that stick there.

390
00:20:47,166 --> 00:20:49,583
Now Adelita speaks
three languages

391
00:20:49,776 --> 00:20:53,667
and is going to Stanford
or Berkeley in a year.

392
00:20:53,995 --> 00:20:58,428
You kept your boys close to you,
no matter what you were involved in.

393
00:20:59,136 --> 00:21:01,032
Who made the better choice?

394
00:21:07,316 --> 00:21:10,264
I hope Cesar
feels like cuddling tonight.

395
00:21:10,464 --> 00:21:12,870
- What?
- Governor of the sofa bed.

396
00:21:13,099 --> 00:21:14,173
Wait.

397
00:21:14,314 --> 00:21:15,392
What?

398
00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:16,731
Na-

399
00:21:16,955 --> 00:21:18,601
¿Qué dije?

400
00:21:19,346 --> 00:21:20,455
Cesar?

401
00:21:23,305 --> 00:21:24,519
So...

402
00:21:25,352 --> 00:21:27,781
That was fun, shopping...

403
00:21:28,744 --> 00:21:30,886
trying on clothes...

404
00:21:32,209 --> 00:21:33,621
buying some.

405
00:21:34,053 --> 00:21:36,162
That's what we did.

406
00:21:56,721 --> 00:21:57,856
So...

407
00:21:59,046 --> 00:22:00,499
Strap-on...

408
00:22:01,333 --> 00:22:03,124
How does that work?

409
00:22:03,525 --> 00:22:05,019
Don't worry, honey.

410
00:22:05,054 --> 00:22:06,790
We'll get to that.

411
00:22:27,158 --> 00:22:28,158
Oh, hi.

412
00:22:28,979 --> 00:22:31,979
- What are you doing in here?
- I was looking for gauze.

413
00:22:32,376 --> 00:22:34,044
I needed to
change my bandage.

414
00:22:34,468 --> 00:22:36,830
Oh, hey, well,
why don't I help you?

415
00:22:41,074 --> 00:22:42,227
Is that okay?

416
00:22:42,262 --> 00:22:43,962
- Yeah.
- Are you all right?

417
00:22:46,580 --> 00:22:48,141
I didn't think anyone was in here.

418
00:22:48,412 --> 00:22:50,311
There are like seven
bathrooms in this house.

419
00:22:50,346 --> 00:22:52,500
You just don't want
Adelita to know that you shit.

420
00:22:52,530 --> 00:22:55,104
Shut up. Nasty.

421
00:22:57,885 --> 00:22:59,278
You're reading a book?

422
00:23:00,131 --> 00:23:02,296
Yeah. So?

423
00:23:05,515 --> 00:23:07,615
Can you hurry up, please?

424
00:23:23,723 --> 00:23:25,929
Light in here sucks.

425
00:23:28,941 --> 00:23:31,435
I'll do the rest myself.

426
00:23:50,625 --> 00:23:53,365
Spider goats!

427
00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:55,605
Damn it. It was your shift.

428
00:23:55,852 --> 00:23:57,331
Bullshit. It was your shift.

429
00:23:57,366 --> 00:23:59,948
Jesus. Clean yourselves up.

430
00:24:00,222 --> 00:24:02,215
Do I have something
on my face, sweetie?

431
00:24:02,578 --> 00:24:04,760
You two idiots want to
get back at mom, right?

432
00:24:05,290 --> 00:24:06,845
- Yeah.
- All right, then.

433
00:24:08,592 --> 00:24:10,307
Let's do this right.

434
00:24:26,030 --> 00:24:29,230
Don't worry.
I'll sleep in the guest room.

435
00:24:30,009 --> 00:24:34,459
When Stevie's old enough, I want
him to go far away from here.

436
00:24:34,735 --> 00:24:39,211
There will be nothing to run
from. I can beat Pilar's clown.

437
00:24:40,749 --> 00:24:42,506
I fucked up my kids.

438
00:24:43,530 --> 00:24:44,941
We'll fix them.

439
00:24:48,845 --> 00:24:51,009
I've been reading about formula,

440
00:24:51,420 --> 00:24:53,642
and I've changed my mind.

441
00:24:54,420 --> 00:24:58,105
You should feed him from
your body, keep him close.

442
00:24:59,708 --> 00:25:02,256
Well, he doesn't
want my milk anyway.

443
00:25:04,009 --> 00:25:06,459
Maybe Adelita's right.
Maybe I'm...

444
00:25:06,639 --> 00:25:08,073
toxic.

445
00:25:08,475 --> 00:25:10,867
Sweetheart,
you're not toxic.

446
00:25:11,215 --> 00:25:12,702
You're his mother.

447
00:25:15,762 --> 00:25:17,735
Come here.

448
00:25:19,242 --> 00:25:23,755
We will be patient,
and he'll take your milk again.

449
00:25:27,831 --> 00:25:29,283
Look.

450
00:25:29,776 --> 00:25:33,201
The consultants
set up a Twitter for me

451
00:25:33,723 --> 00:25:36,269
to connect with the people.

452
00:25:36,598 --> 00:25:38,854
I already have 3,000 followers.

453
00:25:39,804 --> 00:25:44,275
We're opening my campaign office
in Tijuana tomorrow.

454
00:25:44,310 --> 00:25:45,982
Would you come?

455
00:25:51,598 --> 00:25:55,120
Oh, look. Govlover22 thinks
you're hotter than Gavin Newsom.

456
00:25:55,283 --> 00:25:59,557
Well, what can I say?
The people have spoken.

457
00:26:10,763 --> 00:26:12,637
I did what you asked.

458
00:26:12,899 --> 00:26:15,515
- The federal judge.
- Already?

459
00:26:16,036 --> 00:26:19,102
- You didn't hurt him?
- No, he found himself the subject of

460
00:26:19,351 --> 00:26:22,309
potentially embarrassing photos.

461
00:26:22,939 --> 00:26:26,568
- Is that a pig?
- Javelina.

462
00:26:27,070 --> 00:26:30,572
- It's like a pig.
- I... admire the originality.

463
00:26:30,876 --> 00:26:33,097
He'll push the transfer through.

464
00:26:36,698 --> 00:26:39,998
- He can win this.
- We can beat Pilar's man.

465
00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:42,501
Look at him.
This is what he's meant to be doing.

466
00:26:43,170 --> 00:26:44,595
Yes, it is.

467
00:27:11,900 --> 00:27:21,900
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