1 00:00:04,942 --> 00:00:06,612 Previously on Weeds... 2 00:00:07,273 --> 00:00:08,724 - Get down! - Mom. 3 00:00:09,776 --> 00:00:11,385 - I'm sorry. - Why? 4 00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:13,763 - Shane, you got shot. - I'm okay. 5 00:00:14,459 --> 00:00:15,640 I fucked up my kids. 6 00:00:17,436 --> 00:00:19,185 - Who's that? - This is Adelita. 7 00:00:19,585 --> 00:00:20,769 Our stepsister. 8 00:00:20,939 --> 00:00:22,083 Hey, Adelita. 9 00:00:22,523 --> 00:00:25,440 - I hear Silas tried to hit on her. - Why is that so funny? 10 00:00:25,610 --> 00:00:29,236 He's not exactly in her division. 11 00:00:29,405 --> 00:00:31,208 Weed. I need a steady supply. 12 00:00:31,333 --> 00:00:33,366 And I'm not talking nickel and dime bags here. 13 00:00:33,535 --> 00:00:35,825 She squeezed me out. I was gonna be a drug kingpin. 14 00:00:36,427 --> 00:00:38,329 You two idiots want to get back at mom, right? 15 00:00:39,056 --> 00:00:40,790 All right, then. Let's do this right. 16 00:00:41,021 --> 00:00:43,668 - What's that? - I filled out all the forms 17 00:00:43,836 --> 00:00:46,212 to put Esteban's name on the birth certificate. 18 00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:48,812 Do you have... a plan? 19 00:00:49,007 --> 00:00:51,338 Maybe call a girl who calls me on my shit. 20 00:00:51,959 --> 00:00:55,925 - You're a frozen margarita, Andy. - Why did you go out with me? 21 00:00:56,099 --> 00:00:59,540 I'm fascinated by how all this is gonna play out with the gangster baby-daddy. 22 00:01:01,104 --> 00:01:05,089 The people have spoken. They support Esteban Reyes for governor. 23 00:01:05,275 --> 00:01:07,566 Look at him. That's what he's meant to be doing. 24 00:01:18,495 --> 00:01:19,984 Weeds 512 Glue 25 00:01:20,260 --> 00:01:22,549 By the Fumistes team. lesfumistes[at]gmail.com 26 00:01:35,778 --> 00:01:37,088 Are you drinking? 27 00:01:37,213 --> 00:01:39,280 Yes, Shane, I am drinking. 28 00:01:39,405 --> 00:01:41,100 I've been drinking all night. 29 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:43,728 - Can't seem to get drunk. - Why? 30 00:01:44,027 --> 00:01:47,204 Don't know. Not for lack of effort. I can tell you that. 31 00:01:48,152 --> 00:01:49,901 Why have you been drinking all night? 32 00:01:50,026 --> 00:01:53,057 Because that's what I do when my husband... 33 00:01:53,715 --> 00:01:55,531 God, it feels weird to say that. 34 00:01:56,026 --> 00:01:57,549 I'm drinking because 35 00:01:57,951 --> 00:01:59,559 they took him away in handcuffs 36 00:01:59,684 --> 00:02:03,524 and I'm waiting for Cesar to find out who "they" are, 37 00:02:03,649 --> 00:02:05,338 where he is, why his phone is off, 38 00:02:05,463 --> 00:02:08,419 and whether or not I'm a widow... again. 39 00:02:08,840 --> 00:02:11,255 Which of his many crimes did they arrest him for? 40 00:02:11,651 --> 00:02:12,845 I don't know. 41 00:02:13,526 --> 00:02:15,342 Do you think Pilar set him up? 42 00:02:16,221 --> 00:02:18,095 I don't know. They just took him away. 43 00:02:18,775 --> 00:02:20,198 About fucking time. 44 00:02:26,810 --> 00:02:28,898 Don't you ever wish that you could go back 45 00:02:30,403 --> 00:02:33,903 to right after dad died and do things differently? 46 00:02:34,687 --> 00:02:36,113 I try not to think about it. 47 00:02:37,839 --> 00:02:39,394 I think about it a lot. 48 00:02:50,151 --> 00:02:51,151 Okay. 49 00:02:53,341 --> 00:02:54,761 I'm coming now. 50 00:02:55,218 --> 00:02:56,758 I'll fucking GPS it, Cesar. 51 00:02:57,661 --> 00:03:00,811 The polícia judicial are holding him. 52 00:03:01,898 --> 00:03:03,343 Should you be driving? 53 00:03:03,468 --> 00:03:04,567 Probably not. 54 00:03:11,527 --> 00:03:13,710 You've got to be fucking kidding me. 55 00:03:14,218 --> 00:03:16,320 Seriously, mom, you're losing it. 56 00:03:16,655 --> 00:03:19,277 Au contraire... I'm on top. 57 00:03:19,402 --> 00:03:22,059 And I am staying on top this time, 58 00:03:22,482 --> 00:03:23,685 like Nancy. 59 00:03:25,530 --> 00:03:26,646 In fact, 60 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:29,333 I'm gonna out-Nancy Nancy. 61 00:03:29,501 --> 00:03:31,610 Is that why you're dressed like a prostitute? 62 00:03:31,735 --> 00:03:33,697 See, Nancy had the right idea. 63 00:03:34,517 --> 00:03:38,217 Life is not about making good choices 64 00:03:38,385 --> 00:03:40,313 in order to get good things. 65 00:03:40,438 --> 00:03:43,078 Life is about admitting what you want 66 00:03:43,203 --> 00:03:45,723 and not being afraid to take it. 67 00:03:47,565 --> 00:03:49,643 So... I'm off to meet my connection, 68 00:03:49,768 --> 00:03:52,748 swap this cheddar for some heady nuggets, 69 00:03:52,873 --> 00:03:55,378 and then perhaps I'll eat a salad 70 00:03:55,685 --> 00:03:57,653 and get my sapphic freak on. 71 00:03:57,821 --> 00:04:00,114 I actually threw up into my nose that time. 72 00:04:00,283 --> 00:04:03,347 Well, you know, throwing up is slimming down. 73 00:04:07,039 --> 00:04:09,934 Wait! Before you go, there was a detective, 74 00:04:10,334 --> 00:04:12,084 downstairs, asking about you. 75 00:04:12,373 --> 00:04:15,171 A black guy... Brown fedora, leather jacket. 76 00:04:15,602 --> 00:04:17,673 Mentioned your name, flashed a badge. 77 00:04:17,917 --> 00:04:20,092 Maybe he thinks you're turning tricks. 78 00:04:21,020 --> 00:04:23,034 Yeah. Maybe. 79 00:04:25,178 --> 00:04:28,790 Have fun with the whole Nancy envy and the drug deal 80 00:04:29,386 --> 00:04:33,135 and the taking and the wanting and the not being afraid. 81 00:04:33,888 --> 00:04:36,901 No consequences, no regrets. 82 00:04:38,028 --> 00:04:40,257 Have you seen yourself in that dress? 83 00:04:41,132 --> 00:04:42,189 One regret. 84 00:04:42,631 --> 00:04:44,748 One big-haired, big-boned, 85 00:04:44,873 --> 00:04:47,036 big loudmouthed regret. 86 00:04:55,865 --> 00:04:58,254 Some idiot is standing in front of the car. 87 00:04:58,466 --> 00:05:00,307 That's no idiot, that's my... 88 00:05:00,745 --> 00:05:02,347 Actually, you're right. 89 00:05:04,290 --> 00:05:05,642 I was parking. 90 00:05:05,767 --> 00:05:07,816 When you were pulling away, I was all, "Hey, Nance!" 91 00:05:07,941 --> 00:05:10,254 but you couldn't hear me, so I started running, 92 00:05:10,379 --> 00:05:12,191 which is harder than it looks. 93 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:14,906 - Should I keep driving? - Yeah, sure. 94 00:05:16,404 --> 00:05:19,365 On a bit of a buzz here... Adrenaline rush or... 95 00:05:20,219 --> 00:05:21,741 anticipation. 96 00:05:22,415 --> 00:05:23,989 I'm a man on a mission, Nance. 97 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:25,723 I'm a man with a plan. 98 00:05:27,354 --> 00:05:30,788 "What could that plan be?" she asks herself, 99 00:05:30,957 --> 00:05:34,657 intrigued, yes, perhaps even captivated by the... 100 00:05:34,782 --> 00:05:36,504 Shut... up! 101 00:05:44,273 --> 00:05:46,053 - Okay, here goes. - You never listen. 102 00:05:46,221 --> 00:05:48,889 - I'm trying to tell you something... - You're like a child yanking... 103 00:05:49,057 --> 00:05:50,483 ... that's happening in my life. 104 00:05:50,685 --> 00:05:52,949 Major life event for Andy? You going to Candy Mountain? 105 00:05:53,074 --> 00:05:54,853 It doesn't always have to be about you. 106 00:05:54,978 --> 00:05:58,226 - Today it does. Today it's ... - There are other people in the world. 107 00:05:58,351 --> 00:06:00,542 - You don't even ask. - People with lives of their own... 108 00:06:00,667 --> 00:06:02,763 "Hey, where are you going? Why so serious? 109 00:06:02,888 --> 00:06:05,323 - "Something bothering you?" - Something's always bothering you. 110 00:06:05,448 --> 00:06:07,543 My husband... God, that sounds weird! 111 00:06:07,668 --> 00:06:10,747 ... is being held somewhere by somebody for some reason. 112 00:06:10,872 --> 00:06:11,987 Okay, that's Major. 113 00:06:12,112 --> 00:06:14,915 I kind of don't know if I'm ever gonna see him again, 114 00:06:15,084 --> 00:06:16,791 if my children are safe, 115 00:06:17,352 --> 00:06:18,668 what's happening in my life, 116 00:06:18,838 --> 00:06:21,949 so I kind of don't give a shit about your shenanigans. 117 00:06:25,399 --> 00:06:27,989 "Shenanigans" is a bit rough. 118 00:06:29,606 --> 00:06:30,708 Sorry about Esteban. 119 00:06:30,833 --> 00:06:33,342 I'm sure he'll be okay. He's too big to fail. 120 00:06:34,685 --> 00:06:37,714 I'm sorry I shenanigan'ed your Major life event. 121 00:06:37,839 --> 00:06:38,772 What is it? 122 00:06:39,935 --> 00:06:42,188 - I'm going to Candy Mountain. - Come on. 123 00:06:42,313 --> 00:06:43,402 I'll tell you later. 124 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:47,107 You just made a huge deal about it... Mission, running, mystery. 125 00:06:47,616 --> 00:06:49,908 - No, it's nothing, really. - Spill it. 126 00:06:52,637 --> 00:06:54,234 I'm gonna ask Audra to marry me. 127 00:06:54,359 --> 00:06:56,155 I want to give her my mom's engagement ring, 128 00:06:56,280 --> 00:06:58,028 the ring that Judah gave you. 129 00:06:58,383 --> 00:06:59,732 So, can I have it? 130 00:07:08,408 --> 00:07:11,477 What's with the lockdown? The suited ogres won't let me leave. 131 00:07:12,033 --> 00:07:14,475 Ask your mother. She gave orders. 132 00:07:15,599 --> 00:07:17,068 Yeah, she does that. 133 00:07:17,852 --> 00:07:19,730 Made a mess of my plans. 134 00:07:21,299 --> 00:07:22,737 She does that, too. 135 00:07:24,734 --> 00:07:26,266 I was gonna go jogging. 136 00:07:28,101 --> 00:07:29,239 Jogging. 137 00:07:29,990 --> 00:07:32,418 It helps me... clear my mind. 138 00:07:33,728 --> 00:07:35,245 Clear your mind of what? 139 00:07:38,728 --> 00:07:40,760 Don't be so serious about everything. 140 00:07:41,948 --> 00:07:43,162 Since I can't leave, 141 00:07:43,287 --> 00:07:45,927 some friends are coming over for a little party. 142 00:07:47,312 --> 00:07:48,707 You should join us. 143 00:07:49,164 --> 00:07:51,392 Hang out, loosen up... 144 00:07:52,852 --> 00:07:54,056 Clear your mind. 145 00:07:56,852 --> 00:07:57,888 Cool. 146 00:08:02,039 --> 00:08:03,048 But... 147 00:08:03,775 --> 00:08:05,400 You might want to change your clothes. 148 00:08:18,414 --> 00:08:19,915 He is in this building. 149 00:08:20,102 --> 00:08:22,418 I will find out why. You will wait here. 150 00:08:22,543 --> 00:08:23,836 I'm going with you. 151 00:08:25,105 --> 00:08:26,922 It's better for me to go alone. 152 00:08:27,291 --> 00:08:29,174 The local color is not white. 153 00:08:30,047 --> 00:08:32,293 Okay, I found Siempre Mujer, 154 00:08:32,418 --> 00:08:34,453 TV y Novelas, 155 00:08:36,433 --> 00:08:38,854 and, for the rare English-speaking customer, 156 00:08:38,979 --> 00:08:42,975 Woman's You-Niverse, from July 1974. 157 00:08:46,540 --> 00:08:49,115 "I was frigid. Now hear me roar." 158 00:08:50,111 --> 00:08:52,041 "The diet that makes you grow younger. " 159 00:08:52,166 --> 00:08:53,866 "Is bisexuality thinkable?" 160 00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:56,325 Can I please have the ring? I know it's bad timing. 161 00:08:56,495 --> 00:08:57,919 I'm still processing, 162 00:08:58,044 --> 00:09:00,349 and, yes, this is incredibly bad timing. 163 00:09:01,042 --> 00:09:02,291 It was Bubbie's. 164 00:09:03,040 --> 00:09:06,211 It went to my father, to my mother, to Judah, and then to you. 165 00:09:06,628 --> 00:09:08,547 It has history. It has meaning. 166 00:09:09,418 --> 00:09:10,544 It's free. 167 00:09:10,669 --> 00:09:12,855 - "Are you truly in love?" - Yes, without a doubt. 168 00:09:12,980 --> 00:09:15,762 I'm not asking. I'm reading aloud. Magazine quiz. 169 00:09:16,262 --> 00:09:17,848 You never even wear it. 170 00:09:18,016 --> 00:09:19,516 Judah gave it to me. 171 00:09:19,684 --> 00:09:21,393 Eh, and Esteban gave you a new one. 172 00:09:23,580 --> 00:09:27,399 We must go to the sixth floor, speak with a registration clerk. 173 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:28,567 Let's go. 174 00:09:28,943 --> 00:09:30,193 We need a pass. 175 00:09:30,362 --> 00:09:32,696 - Where do we get a pass? - We get a number. 176 00:09:32,864 --> 00:09:34,364 What number did we get? 177 00:09:34,533 --> 00:09:35,782 167. 178 00:09:40,796 --> 00:09:41,796 Here. 179 00:09:42,543 --> 00:09:44,043 Buy a better number. 180 00:09:49,793 --> 00:09:51,394 Let's do the "truly in love" quiz... 181 00:09:51,519 --> 00:09:53,884 Winner take all, and by "all," I mean that ring. 182 00:09:54,362 --> 00:09:55,912 Quizzes are bullshit. 183 00:09:56,424 --> 00:09:57,804 And it's 1974. 184 00:09:58,414 --> 00:10:01,444 Do the criteria for amor ever really change 185 00:10:01,569 --> 00:10:04,937 or are you just worried that my love for Audra 186 00:10:05,106 --> 00:10:07,138 is like a red, red rose? 187 00:10:10,726 --> 00:10:12,642 - Question number one. - Bring it on! 188 00:10:12,767 --> 00:10:15,253 "When you're away from your love and you think of him, 189 00:10:15,378 --> 00:10:18,176 do you feel... 'a,' joyful, 'b,' sad, 190 00:10:18,301 --> 00:10:20,702 'c,' lonely, or, 'd,' horny?" 191 00:10:31,842 --> 00:10:33,965 You smell like... You won. 192 00:10:34,535 --> 00:10:36,885 Perro Insano always triumphs! 193 00:10:37,053 --> 00:10:40,264 You were defeated by El Conductor on two separate occasions. 194 00:10:44,598 --> 00:10:45,978 No more autograph for you. 195 00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:47,446 Get out of here! 196 00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:50,943 How does this work? 197 00:10:51,068 --> 00:10:53,868 Leave your bag of money. Take my bag of weed. 198 00:10:54,258 --> 00:10:55,458 Simple enough. 199 00:11:07,084 --> 00:11:08,384 Where you going? 200 00:11:09,472 --> 00:11:10,502 Wrong wrestler. 201 00:11:10,916 --> 00:11:12,754 I know where you live, bitch! 202 00:11:14,556 --> 00:11:15,757 Question 27. 203 00:11:16,328 --> 00:11:18,138 "Friendship in true love is... 204 00:11:18,263 --> 00:11:21,101 "an overblown concept, a fundamental concept, 205 00:11:21,344 --> 00:11:23,431 a waste of time, a bonus?" 206 00:11:24,321 --> 00:11:26,018 I'm glad you asked that. 207 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:28,353 This would go a lot faster if you'd answer the questions. 208 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:29,896 I do answer the questions. 209 00:11:30,064 --> 00:11:32,088 You discuss. 210 00:11:32,331 --> 00:11:34,067 It's fricking multiple choice. 211 00:11:34,264 --> 00:11:36,820 I feel there are certain nuances that merit examination. 212 00:11:36,988 --> 00:11:38,205 - Here we go. - What? 213 00:11:38,330 --> 00:11:40,198 - This. - You and Esteban aren't friends? 214 00:11:42,295 --> 00:11:44,328 - We're friends, I guess. - You don't know. 215 00:11:44,496 --> 00:11:47,392 You don't think it's important? 'Cause I think it's fundamental. 216 00:11:47,517 --> 00:11:50,376 - It was one of the fucking choices. - Friends and lovers can watch a movie, 217 00:11:50,544 --> 00:11:52,783 - play cards, dominoes. - Sit in the dark and not talk? 218 00:11:52,908 --> 00:11:54,473 Otherwise, it's just about sex. 219 00:11:54,598 --> 00:11:56,451 It's always about sex with you. 220 00:11:56,576 --> 00:11:59,092 - That's not... That's not fair. - You spent a few days banging her, 221 00:11:59,217 --> 00:12:02,306 - now you think you got to get married. - I don't think that. I'm gonna do it. 222 00:12:02,431 --> 00:12:03,834 - When? - Tomorrow! 223 00:12:03,959 --> 00:12:05,809 That's why I want the ring. 224 00:12:09,212 --> 00:12:10,212 Tomorrow. 225 00:12:13,788 --> 00:12:16,068 Jesus, Andy, you just... I mean... 226 00:12:16,942 --> 00:12:19,360 - You're not in love with this person. - What if I am? 227 00:12:19,485 --> 00:12:21,777 What if this is my shot for a nice, normal life 228 00:12:21,902 --> 00:12:25,285 with a doctor and a family of my own? 229 00:12:31,709 --> 00:12:33,964 It's me. I need help. 230 00:12:34,302 --> 00:12:36,419 - I'm hanging up now. - No! Wait! 231 00:12:36,613 --> 00:12:38,256 The cops are after me. 232 00:12:39,102 --> 00:12:40,825 It's not safe to use my cellphone. 233 00:12:40,950 --> 00:12:43,970 I've had way too much caffeine, and now I have to piss like a racehorse. 234 00:12:44,156 --> 00:12:47,224 I don't know how you drank those lattes and didn't wet yourself. 235 00:12:48,390 --> 00:12:49,466 Goodbye, Celia. 236 00:12:49,591 --> 00:12:51,617 No, just... Just tell me... 237 00:12:52,647 --> 00:12:55,294 Where do I hide out when the heat is on? 238 00:12:55,464 --> 00:12:57,769 Do I go home? Do I motel? 239 00:12:58,330 --> 00:12:59,277 Mexico? 240 00:12:59,589 --> 00:13:01,738 Can't really recommend Mexico at the moment. 241 00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:04,324 I'm not going back to the slammer. 242 00:13:04,492 --> 00:13:06,993 Would you say friendship is a fundamental part of true love? 243 00:13:08,860 --> 00:13:09,860 What? 244 00:13:09,985 --> 00:13:12,124 If you want my help, answer the fucking question. 245 00:13:17,923 --> 00:13:19,718 Wrong answer. Have fun in jail. 246 00:13:28,280 --> 00:13:29,266 What's going on? 247 00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:31,601 Esteban is not on this floor. 248 00:13:32,216 --> 00:13:33,645 You said six. This is six. 249 00:13:33,972 --> 00:13:36,273 We must go up to 11, criminal division. 250 00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:37,607 Is he under arrest? 251 00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:38,984 Held for questioning. 252 00:13:39,728 --> 00:13:42,455 Questioning... Might be a ray of sunshine there. 253 00:13:42,580 --> 00:13:43,730 If we squint. 254 00:13:46,633 --> 00:13:47,993 Are you from L.A.? 255 00:13:48,962 --> 00:13:50,537 North of there, actually. 256 00:13:51,851 --> 00:13:52,998 Like Malibu? 257 00:13:53,224 --> 00:13:54,424 Like Agrestic. 258 00:13:54,920 --> 00:13:56,370 Where did you prep? 259 00:13:56,795 --> 00:13:58,609 Agrestic... High. 260 00:14:01,282 --> 00:14:03,633 Public institution of learning, cabrón. 261 00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:05,886 There's nothing wrong with public schools. 262 00:14:06,054 --> 00:14:08,804 Then why did your dad send you to Dana Hall? 263 00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:12,100 So she wouldn't get boned by public dick, cabrón. 264 00:14:14,796 --> 00:14:16,459 I'm just playing, Adelita. 265 00:14:25,765 --> 00:14:27,449 You want to smoke? 266 00:14:27,618 --> 00:14:29,451 - I'll smoke some weed. - All out. 267 00:14:30,534 --> 00:14:32,996 But I do have some delightful heroin. 268 00:14:35,933 --> 00:14:37,050 Number 43. 269 00:14:38,372 --> 00:14:40,473 "What is the glue 270 00:14:40,598 --> 00:14:43,710 that holds your relationship together for life?" 271 00:14:44,681 --> 00:14:47,746 I don't even need to hear the choices. I'm gonna go with Elmer's. 272 00:14:48,231 --> 00:14:49,881 Glib, and not a choice. 273 00:14:50,412 --> 00:14:53,112 Love is a choice, a choice that I'm making. 274 00:14:53,804 --> 00:14:55,310 And now you'll tell me why. 275 00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:59,022 'Cause I believe that true love can overcome any problem. 276 00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:01,151 That's fairy-tale stuff, 277 00:15:01,905 --> 00:15:02,943 not real life. 278 00:15:03,111 --> 00:15:04,411 All I know is... 279 00:15:05,761 --> 00:15:08,160 Audra makes me feel like every other woman in my life 280 00:15:08,285 --> 00:15:09,991 was wrong, a mistake. 281 00:15:11,901 --> 00:15:13,703 How about Judah? Was he a mistake? 282 00:15:13,894 --> 00:15:17,290 There are different loves and marriages, and they're not ranked. 283 00:15:17,967 --> 00:15:20,293 I have been married for 27 years. 284 00:15:20,891 --> 00:15:22,991 We have three beautiful children 285 00:15:23,512 --> 00:15:25,478 and a deep, abiding love, 286 00:15:26,266 --> 00:15:28,502 but our glue's made from sharing, 287 00:15:29,033 --> 00:15:31,205 connecting, communicating, 288 00:15:32,248 --> 00:15:33,848 and I never bring my work home. 289 00:15:57,543 --> 00:15:59,630 The jungle fuzz! Shit! Fuck! 290 00:15:59,933 --> 00:16:02,083 I should be hiding. 291 00:16:02,654 --> 00:16:03,654 Good idea. 292 00:16:11,548 --> 00:16:13,719 That's a fucking hard door, man. 293 00:16:18,936 --> 00:16:21,982 We're talking about my husband. I am trying to find... 294 00:16:22,107 --> 00:16:24,671 295 00:16:24,796 --> 00:16:26,437 296 00:16:26,562 --> 00:16:27,958 297 00:16:28,738 --> 00:16:31,740 We're told that you have him back there. Can you just... 298 00:16:32,277 --> 00:16:33,742 299 00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:35,285 300 00:16:35,453 --> 00:16:38,412 301 00:16:38,537 --> 00:16:40,924 302 00:16:41,049 --> 00:16:42,250 My husband! 303 00:16:43,241 --> 00:16:44,879 The father of my child! 304 00:16:45,401 --> 00:16:46,338 We have a baby! 305 00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:49,215 {\Keep talking to me in English. It's obviously getting you somewhere.} 306 00:16:49,383 --> 00:16:51,009 I need you to help me. 307 00:16:54,392 --> 00:16:56,473 I want to talk to somebody who speaks english. 308 00:16:57,518 --> 00:16:59,559 I want to talk to somebody who speaks english! 309 00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:01,436 Let me deal with this. Go sit down. 310 00:17:02,024 --> 00:17:03,688 Getting angry is not going to help. 311 00:17:05,215 --> 00:17:06,608 312 00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:10,174 313 00:17:10,299 --> 00:17:11,738 314 00:17:13,393 --> 00:17:16,284 315 00:17:24,349 --> 00:17:27,003 You ever want to go back and do things differently? 316 00:17:27,177 --> 00:17:29,664 Yeah, I want to teleport to 1974. 317 00:17:30,742 --> 00:17:32,429 "What to wear to an orgy. " 318 00:17:33,049 --> 00:17:35,694 Apparently, the presence of underwear 319 00:17:35,990 --> 00:17:38,740 signals your desired level of participation. 320 00:17:39,017 --> 00:17:41,309 You've moved on from your lame quiz? 321 00:17:41,922 --> 00:17:44,187 I'm not giving up on that. I'm totally kicking your ass. 322 00:17:45,919 --> 00:17:47,929 - Read. - Number 65. 323 00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:51,682 "At our core, the search for true love is driven by... 324 00:17:51,807 --> 00:17:53,554 "passion, need for sex, 325 00:17:53,679 --> 00:17:56,329 "need for financial and emotional support, 326 00:17:57,402 --> 00:17:58,495 "or, 'd'... 327 00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:01,746 "the basic human need to feel connected 328 00:18:01,871 --> 00:18:04,916 and leave the prison of aloneness?" 329 00:18:14,707 --> 00:18:16,756 These fucking dicks are still here? 330 00:18:17,055 --> 00:18:18,845 My thoughts exactly. 331 00:18:20,979 --> 00:18:22,308 They smoked heroin. 332 00:18:23,045 --> 00:18:24,394 You smoked heroin? 333 00:18:25,741 --> 00:18:27,971 Nope to dope and ugh to drugs... 334 00:18:28,580 --> 00:18:30,817 Deputy dog. I took it to heart. 335 00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:32,610 Except for weed. 336 00:18:37,473 --> 00:18:38,762 Her friends suck. 337 00:18:39,913 --> 00:18:41,289 She kind of sucks. 338 00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:43,709 There are two more just like her in France 339 00:18:43,834 --> 00:18:45,165 who could drop by at anytime. 340 00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:48,856 The potential for douchebag party buds is exponential. 341 00:18:52,478 --> 00:18:54,276 - Want some? - Why not? 342 00:18:56,630 --> 00:19:00,620 Here's to this thing we're doing now 343 00:19:01,330 --> 00:19:03,818 here in this ridiculous place. 344 00:19:10,973 --> 00:19:11,976 Thanks... 345 00:19:12,346 --> 00:19:14,360 For not leaving. I know you could have. 346 00:19:18,517 --> 00:19:19,991 I'm actually leaving tomorrow. 347 00:19:20,272 --> 00:19:21,075 Shut up. 348 00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:26,873 Will you look at this shit? 349 00:19:28,846 --> 00:19:30,960 Should we do something? She's totally out of it. 350 00:19:31,237 --> 00:19:34,934 Apparently, these are the guys her dad wants her to fuck, so... 351 00:19:40,114 --> 00:19:41,176 Oh, shit. 352 00:19:42,542 --> 00:19:44,015 Don't tell anyone I was noble. 353 00:19:47,748 --> 00:19:48,770 Come on! Let's go! 354 00:19:49,629 --> 00:19:50,939 Party's over. Out. 355 00:19:51,107 --> 00:19:52,107 Get up! 356 00:19:52,636 --> 00:19:53,636 Out! 357 00:19:55,310 --> 00:19:56,778 Don't worry, Agrestic? 358 00:19:56,946 --> 00:19:58,780 Back of the line, public. 359 00:20:07,665 --> 00:20:08,665 Shit. 360 00:20:09,624 --> 00:20:10,792 Why are you still here? 361 00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:13,331 Run, dummy. 362 00:20:18,395 --> 00:20:20,051 Badass motherfucker! 363 00:20:20,511 --> 00:20:21,511 Summer school. 364 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,406 The results are in. 365 00:20:27,241 --> 00:20:28,241 Goodie. 366 00:20:32,358 --> 00:20:33,704 Me... 89! 367 00:20:33,829 --> 00:20:37,077 "You understand what love is and are truly in love!" 368 00:20:37,538 --> 00:20:38,570 That's nice. 369 00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:41,349 Guess they didn't count your orgy fixation against you. 370 00:20:41,759 --> 00:20:43,737 I guess not. Nancy Bot... 371 00:20:44,953 --> 00:20:46,220 Yikes... 62. 372 00:20:47,023 --> 00:20:48,037 Bullshit! 373 00:20:48,298 --> 00:20:49,409 "Don't feel bad. 374 00:20:49,534 --> 00:20:50,873 "You still have the chance 375 00:20:50,998 --> 00:20:53,248 "to reexamine your priorities and understanding of love 376 00:20:53,373 --> 00:20:55,518 to make a positive change in your life. " 377 00:20:55,643 --> 00:20:56,921 Or I could kill myself. 378 00:20:58,171 --> 00:21:01,384 Look, it's a silly quiz, you know? It doesn't necessarily mean anything. 379 00:21:03,045 --> 00:21:04,095 Obviously. 380 00:21:04,427 --> 00:21:06,306 For you, I mean. For me, it's pretty accurate. 381 00:21:08,180 --> 00:21:11,019 - Because you're truly in love. - Truly in love. That's right. 382 00:21:12,294 --> 00:21:13,313 For now. 383 00:21:14,674 --> 00:21:16,403 Why do you have to do that? 384 00:21:18,203 --> 00:21:20,631 I know you. This is what you do. 385 00:21:21,783 --> 00:21:24,645 You love to be loved. You pull all this love in. 386 00:21:24,770 --> 00:21:27,382 You build it all up in your head. 387 00:21:27,507 --> 00:21:30,371 And when it gets too close, you run. 388 00:21:34,112 --> 00:21:37,545 I just want the ring, Nance. Spare me all the brilliant insight. 389 00:21:43,723 --> 00:21:45,619 You're not gonna give it to me. 390 00:21:50,266 --> 00:21:54,270 You cannot get it together to treat me like somebody you actually care about. 391 00:21:54,610 --> 00:21:55,664 That's not it. 392 00:21:55,789 --> 00:21:57,231 You're a fucking coward. 393 00:21:57,518 --> 00:21:58,686 Do you know that? 394 00:21:58,811 --> 00:22:01,778 You think that all this crazy shit you get into makes you brave, 395 00:22:03,052 --> 00:22:06,647 but you're fucking terrified of being ordinary. 396 00:22:08,997 --> 00:22:11,773 I would love... To be ordinary. 397 00:22:11,898 --> 00:22:15,667 I would love to be back in Agrestic waiting for Judah to come home. 398 00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:18,127 You burned that town to the ground and your house. 399 00:22:18,295 --> 00:22:20,011 - Yeah, I did that. - You did that. 400 00:22:20,136 --> 00:22:22,345 I made some sacrifices for my family. Fine. 401 00:22:23,614 --> 00:22:26,302 What you sacrificed was your family. That's what you did. 402 00:22:26,674 --> 00:22:27,796 Look where you are. 403 00:22:27,921 --> 00:22:30,807 Are you watching Shane play soccer? No, 'cause you fucked that up. 404 00:22:30,975 --> 00:22:33,060 Don't sit here and tell me you want to be someone else 405 00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:35,103 when you do fuck all to change what's going on. 406 00:22:41,681 --> 00:22:42,849 It's your turn. 407 00:22:51,182 --> 00:22:53,496 I'm sorry. There's nothing more I can do to help you. 408 00:22:53,664 --> 00:22:55,097 You can tell me where he is. 409 00:22:55,222 --> 00:22:56,903 We're closing. The whole building is. 410 00:22:57,028 --> 00:23:00,545 - It's 4:00. It's 4-fucking-o'clock! - That clock is broken. 411 00:23:00,713 --> 00:23:02,364 - Tell me where he is. - I don't know! 412 00:23:02,489 --> 00:23:04,850 Tell me where he is. Tell me where he is! 413 00:23:07,638 --> 00:23:08,803 Thank you. 414 00:23:14,485 --> 00:23:16,769 - He's not here. - What? 415 00:23:17,045 --> 00:23:18,995 He was released four hours ago. 416 00:23:34,529 --> 00:23:37,851 Look, I... You know that I don't like you, 417 00:23:37,976 --> 00:23:41,148 and I know that you don't like me, but I need your help. 418 00:23:41,273 --> 00:23:45,225 I have this bag full of plants. 419 00:23:45,350 --> 00:23:46,803 I need it gone. 420 00:23:47,652 --> 00:23:48,729 Exactly. 421 00:23:50,128 --> 00:23:53,139 No, I will not suck your dick. 422 00:23:54,251 --> 00:23:55,256 Bingo! 423 00:23:55,820 --> 00:23:59,045 I'd appreciate it if you didn't ask my mom to blow you in front of me. 424 00:23:59,170 --> 00:24:01,596 Had to, or she would have known something was up, 425 00:24:01,721 --> 00:24:03,281 right dark and lovely? 426 00:24:03,406 --> 00:24:04,406 Word. 427 00:24:05,362 --> 00:24:08,488 - Why are you still dressed like that? - Yeah. Why are you, Tito? 428 00:24:08,933 --> 00:24:10,935 Thought I might go out for a bit. 429 00:24:11,060 --> 00:24:13,743 White women been sweating me all day. 430 00:24:14,977 --> 00:24:17,038 I'm gonna hit a hot spot, turn it loose. 431 00:24:18,221 --> 00:24:20,124 Turn what loose... Your small white penis? 432 00:24:21,076 --> 00:24:23,015 You're gonna get your ass kicked. 433 00:24:23,140 --> 00:24:24,380 No, it's cool. 434 00:24:24,759 --> 00:24:26,564 Robert Downey Jr opened the door. 435 00:24:26,689 --> 00:24:28,682 Now, I'm gonna walk through that door, 436 00:24:28,807 --> 00:24:31,636 get me some bathroom sex at Applebee's. 437 00:24:32,717 --> 00:24:33,930 That might work. 438 00:24:34,830 --> 00:24:36,432 Where's the rest of my yo pretty at? 439 00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:39,351 I could use a little more snake bite for my lips. 440 00:24:39,476 --> 00:24:40,770 What do you think? 441 00:24:42,364 --> 00:24:44,607 I'll let the hospital know you're coming. 442 00:24:48,803 --> 00:24:50,002 You're drinking? 443 00:24:50,768 --> 00:24:53,036 - Are you kidding me? - Yes, I am... 444 00:24:54,014 --> 00:24:55,471 Drinking, not kidding. 445 00:24:55,596 --> 00:24:57,120 Count me in. 446 00:24:58,649 --> 00:24:59,798 Where's Silas? 447 00:24:59,923 --> 00:25:01,958 Holding Adelita's hair while she pukes. 448 00:25:03,489 --> 00:25:06,751 I get five feet in the door and shit's already falling apart. 449 00:25:07,131 --> 00:25:08,131 Relax. 450 00:25:08,436 --> 00:25:10,429 We're celebrating the big announcement. 451 00:25:10,805 --> 00:25:12,137 What big announcement? 452 00:25:12,262 --> 00:25:13,685 I'm getting married. 453 00:25:14,260 --> 00:25:15,261 What? 454 00:25:15,848 --> 00:25:17,932 Don't listen to him. He's high on infatuation. 455 00:25:18,513 --> 00:25:22,517 No, look. There's el governor to be with Pilar. 456 00:25:27,673 --> 00:25:29,069 He's back on the ticket. 457 00:25:29,934 --> 00:25:31,946 She pulled him back in. 458 00:25:40,354 --> 00:25:41,789 Are you really getting married? 459 00:25:43,024 --> 00:25:44,333 Yes, he is, 460 00:25:44,991 --> 00:25:46,751 and he's using my ring... 461 00:25:47,754 --> 00:25:49,250 With my blessing. 462 00:25:49,798 --> 00:25:51,090 Congratulations. 463 00:25:55,239 --> 00:25:56,696 Congratulations.