>> THE BALL GAME IS OVER, THERE
IS THE GUN AND THE JETS ARE THE
CHAMPIONS OF THE FOOTBALL WORLD.
>> IT IS A PRIVILEGE TO PAY
TRIBUTE TO THE GREATEST FOOTBALL
TEAM IN THE WORLD, THE
NEW YORK JETS.
♪ ♪
>> AARON RODGERS AIRLINES HAS
SOME TURBULENCE, HIS INTENTION
IS TO PLAY FOR THE JETS.
>> UNTIL I SEE HIM ON THAT
PRACTICE FIELD, I DON'T BELIEVE
HE'S GOING TO BE A JET.
>> AFTER HE DECLARED HIS
INTENTIONS, THE DEAL IS FINALLY
DONE.
THE JETS HAVE A NEW FRANCHISE
QUARTERBACK AND AARON RODGERS.
>> THAT SUPER BOWL III TROPHY IS
>> EXPECTATIONS FOR THE JETS ARE
THROUGH THE ROOF.
>> THE JETS ARE ALREADY IN THE
SUPER BOWL.
>> THEY HAVE NOTHING TO BUILD A
JUGGERNAUT.
TRAINING CAMPS OPEN VERY SOON.
>> THE TEAM YOU WOULD MOST LIKE
TO SEE ON HARD KNOCKS IS --
>> AARON RODGERS WITH THE JETS.
>> YOUR THOUGHTS?
>> I LOVE IT.
>> THE ONLY THING I LIKE ABOUT
HARD KNOCKS IS THE VOICE OF GOD
WHO NARRATES IT.
>> I HOPE I GET TO MEET HIM.
>> IT'S GOING TO BE FUN.
>> THE JETS WILL BE FASCINATING.
AND I'M EXCITED TO.
♪ ♪
>> CHECK THIS OUT, THIS IS FOR
EVERYBODY.
TAKE YOUR PENS OUT, THIS IS A
LIFE LESSON FOR EVERYBODY.
THREE NIGHTS AGO I WAS IN DEEP
THOUGHT.
I WAS THINKING ABOUT YOU GUYS, I
WAS THINKING ABOUT ALL THE
EXCITEMENT SURROUNDING US.
DID YOU KNOW THAT THE ONLY BIRD
IN THE WORLD THAT WILL ATTACK AN
EAGLE IS A CROW?
THAT'S THE ONLY BIRD THAT WILL
HAVE THE BALLS TO ATTACK AN
EAGLE.
IT WILL PERCH ON THE EAGLES BACK
AND PICK AT ITS NECK.
RATHER THAN FIGHT BACK AND
TEARING THE CROW TO PIECES LIKE
IT CAN COME OF THE EAGLE SPREADS
ITS WINGS AND IT SOARS AS HIGH
AS IT POSSIBLY CAN.
IT KEEPS GOING AND GOING AS HIGH
AS IT CAN AND THE HIGHER THE
EAGLE FLIES THE HARDER IT IS FOR
THE CROW TO BREATHE.
EVENTUALLY THE CROW SUFFOCATES,
FALLS BACK DOWN TO EARTH AND
DIES, THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS.
WE HAVE A GREAT DEAL OF HYPE
AROUND US, ALL KINDS OF
EXPECTATIONS.
WITH GREAT EXPECTATIONS WE KNOW
THERE'S GOING TO BE A WHOLE LOT
OF PEOPLE A WHOLE LOT OF CROWS
THAT EXPECT US TO FALL ON OUR
FACE.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO FIND THAT
LITTLE BIT MORE TO GET US CLOSER
TO BEING A GREAT FUCKING TEAM.
YOU FINISH PRACTICE, NOW WHAT,
MEETINGS, NOW WANT, LIFTING, NOW
WANT?
IF WE COME TOGETHER AND
CHALLENGE OURSELVES TO DO A
LITTLE BIT MORE EVERY DAY, THE
CROWS WILL FALL BY THEMSELVES.
EMBRACE WHAT WE ARE CAPABLE OF,
EMBRACE THAT WE AREN'T THE SAME
OLD JETS.
WE DO HAVE A TARGET ON OUR BACK.
EMBRACE THE FACT WHEN TEAMS LOOK
AT THE SCHEDULE THEY ARE TALKING
US UP FOR A W.
THEY'RE COMING AT YOU.
THAT'S EXACTLY WHERE WE WANT TO
BE AND THAT'S FUCKING AWESOME.
♪ ♪
>> YOU GUYS GOT ME GOOD?
YOU GOOD?
GIVE ME SOME GOOD SHIT.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> WELCOME TO NEW YORK!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> AARON RODGERS, LET'S GO!
>> YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THIS BEFORE,
HAVE YOU?
[CROWD CHANTING "AARON RODGERS"]
>> YOU SEE HOW THEY GO CRAZY FOR
AARON?
I USED TO BE THE SAME.
HE IS THE GOAT, THOUGH.
>> I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU FAMOUS
TODAY.
HE'S A LITTLE UPSET BECAUSE THE
LAST TIME HARD KNOCKS WAS HERE
HE DIDN'T GET A LOT OF AIR TIME.
WE WANT TO MAKE SURE WE
HIGHLIGHT VITO TODAY.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BRO -- HOW OLD?
CONGRATS, YOU DON'T LOOK A DAY
OVER 45.
I'M PROUD OF YOU.
>> IT'S CRAZY, I WAS SEVEN YEARS
OLD, I WAS THIS TALL.
>> ARE YOU AGING ME AGAIN?
>> I'M SHOWING YOU HOW GREAT YOU
IS.
I WATCHED YOU MY WHOLE LIFE,
BASICALLY.
>> YOU ARE 25?
>> I'M 25 -- I WATCHED YOU MY
WHOLE LIFE, BEING ON THE TEAM
WITH YOU NOW, I CAN'T WAIT TO
TELL MY SON, THIS GUY RIGHT
THERE, I PLAYED WITH HIM.
YOU WERE JUST FIVE MONTHS.
[LAUGHTER]
>> WE HAVE TO GET OUR HEADS
RIGHT.
>> THAT'S HARD TO.
>> FOR THE NEW YORK JETS,
EXPECTATIONS HAVE NEVER BEEN
HIGHER.
AND WHY NOT?
LAST YEAR, THEY DRAFTED THE
LEAGUE'S TOP TWO ROOKIES.
WIDE RECEIVER GARRETT WILSON AND
CORNERBACK SAUCE GARDNER.
>> THIS OFFSEASON, THEY HIT THE
JACKPOT.
SIGNING 4-TIME MVP AARON RODGERS
AS THEIR NEW STARTING
QUARTERBACK.
>> SHUT OUT TO AARON RODGERS FOR
COMING TO HELP US OUT TO.
>> HERE'S WHAT I WOULD LIKE TO
DO.
AARON YOU ARE GOING TO SHOW
EVERYBODY AND THEN WE ARE GOING
TO DO IT SYNCHRONIZED.
>> WHAT FAKE DO YOU WANT TO?
DROP BACK FAKE?
>> DROP BACK FAKE TO START.
>> SAID, SET-HUT.
THIS ONE IS GOING TO HAVE A HARD
TIME TURNING DOWN.
WE CAN MAKE THIS LIKE KANGAROO
FOOTWORK.
SOMETIMES IT'S A FREE GUY.
ORANGE!
>> GOOD SHOT, GOOD BALL.
>> RED!
>> THAT WAS SEXY.
>> THREE -- 19!
>> WHAT A THRILL.
WHAT A THROW THAT WAS, THAT WAS
BEAUTIFUL.
>> AARON RODGERS, WHAT HAS HE
BROUGHT TO YOUR TEAM.
>> HE'S THE BEST QUARTERBACK
I'VE EVER HAD ON THE TEAM.
>> THAT'S SWEET.
THAT WAS SWEET.
>> YEAH, THAT BOY IS COLD.
♪ ♪
>> EVERYONE IS CHASING THE
TOP-TIER QUARTERBACK, THEY
CHANGE THE ENTIRE LOCKER ROOM.
♪ ♪
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> SOMETIMES THE QUARTERBACK
JUST PUTS IT IN THE WINDOW.
>> THAT'S AN AARON RODGERS
THROW.
>> HOLD ONTO YOUR ASSES.
>> HE'S DIPPING THAT IN THERE.
♪ ♪
>> YEAH, YES, SIR,!
>> ULTIMATELY, TRAINING CAMP IS
ABOUT COMPETITION.
TODAY'S PRACTICE ENDS WITH THE
OFFENSE CELEBRATING.
>> DROP DOWN AND GIVE ME 20!
>> AND THE DEFENSE DOING
PUSHUPS.
>> DROP DOWN AND GIVE ME 20!
>> HOW THE GRASS TASTE?
>> WE JUST TRYING TO GET BETTER,
GET OUR PUSH-UPS IN.
HOW MANY DO WE GOT?
>> I AIN'T NEVER SEEN NO SHIT
LIKE -- OH, MY GOD, THAT WAS A
LASER, THAT WAS A DOT.
>> WE SACKED HIM, YES WE DID,
THERE'S NO DOUBT.
THIS IS GREAT WORK, OFFENSE AND
DEFENSE, THIS IS A HEAVYWEIGHT
BELT RIGHT HERE.
THERE IS NOWHERE TO GO WITH THIS
BALL.
YOU WANT TO UNDERSTAND --
UNDERSTAND THIS.
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT GOES
DOWN THIS YEAR, WE WILL ALWAYS
BE IN GAMES, NO MATTER WHAT.
WE BREAK SOME SHOELACES, SOME
GET SOME POINTS ON US?
WE WILL BE IN EVERY GAME.
THIS IS ACROSS THE FIELD ON THE
BACK SHOULDER, LOOK AT THIS.
I DON'T THINK THERE'S ANY OTHER
HUMAN ON EARTH WHO CAN MAKE THAT
FUCKING THROW, HE'S OUR
QUARTERBACK, HE'S OURS.
FUCKING AWESOME, MAN.
>> IT'S BEEN EVERY THING I
THOUGHT IT WOULD BE WITH AARON.
IT LEAVES ME -- GROWING UP I
WATCHED BALL GROWING UP ALL THE
TIME.
YOU KNOW HOW YOU THINK CERTAIN
PEOPLE ARE BASED ON HOW THE
MEDIA TALKS TO THEM AND HOW THEY
ARE IN INTERVIEWS AND YEAH, I
WAS TEN YEARS OLD WHEN HE
STARTED PLAYING PUTTS I REMEMBER
WINNING THE SUPER BOWL, I HAVE
TO LEARN AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE
WHEN HE IS HERE, I HAVE TO MAKE
THE MOST OUT OF IT AND OUR TEAM
GETS THE MOST OUT OF IT -- IT'S
A BLESSING.
>> GARRETT WILSON GETS IT.
>> SPREAD OUT.
>> JETS CAMP IS THE PLACE TO BE
THESE DAYS, A CHANCE TO PLAY
WITH A LEGEND AND MAYBE BECOME A
STAR HIMSELF.
>> MY FAVORITE.
♪ ♪
>> LET'S DO IT AGAIN, RIGHT
AWAY.
>> YOU DEFINITELY HAVE A LITTLE
BIT MORE OPPORTUNITY OFF THE
FIELD OF AND THAT'S COOL BUT I
ALWAYS WANT TO KEEP THE MAIN
THING, THE MAIN THING AND THAT
IS FOOTBALL.
>> MOST FIRST-YEAR RECEIVERS
AREN'T THEIR TEAM'S TOP WEAPON.
BUT GARRETT WILSON ISN'T JUST
ANY RECEIVER.
>> HE'S GOT IT!
GARRETT WILSON WITH THE JETS
TOUCHDOWN, THE ROOKIE GETS ON
THE BOARD!
>> HE SET JET ROOKIE RECORDS FOR
CATCHES AND RECEIVING YARDS
ENROUTE TO BEING NAMED OFFENSIVE
ROOKIE OF THE YEAR.
>> FIRST AND FOREMOST I'VE GOT
TO THANK GOD.
>> CATCHING A DONUT WHILE
SELLING COFFEE?
HE'S NO ORDINARY JOE.
>> AND CUT!
>> STILL, HE HAS TO HONE HIS
GAME.
THAT'S WHERE TEAMMATE SAUCE
GARDNER COMES IN.
LAST YEAR THE CORNERBACK WAS
NAMED DEFENSIVE ROOKIE OF THE
YEAR.
PRACTICING AGAINST EACH OTHER
MAKES THEM BOTH BETTER.
♪ ♪
>> EVERY TIME KNEE AND SAUCE GO
OUT THERE TO COMPETE, I RESPECT
WHAT HE DOES, HE RESPECTS WHAT I
DO.
>> AT THE END OF THE DAY, WE
CAME IN TOGETHER.
SAME DRAFT CLASS AND WE ARE
GOING TO GIVE EACH OTHER WORK.
>> SPARED HIM, MAN COVERAGE WE
HAD THE CALL!
>> IT'S FUN TO COMPETE WITH HIM.
I KNOW HE WANTS THAT LEVEL OF
COMPETITION AND I WANT TOO.
>> IT'S ME RIGHT HERE!
>> I GET HIM A FEW TIMES AND HE
GETS ME A FEW TIMES AND THAT'S
HOW IT'S SUPPOSED TO GO.
♪ ♪
3-19 HUT.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
♪ ♪
>> YEAH, DAMN.
THERE LOCKED IN.
>> 3-19 HUT.
>> GOT HIM.
>> THOSE TWO ARE GOING TO MAKE
EACH OTHER GREAT, YOU TWO ARE
GOING TO MAKE EACH OTHER GREAT,
MAN.
♪ ♪
>> GOOD FUCKING D.
WHAT YOU DID?
>> YOUR WAITING TO SEE HOW YOU
GOT YOUR ARMS HERE --
>> THE BEST FOOTBALL PLAYERS ARE
OFTEN THE ONES WHO DON'T FOLLOW
THE CROWD.
SAUCE GARDNER IS NO SHEEP.
AND TO PROVE IT, HE'S GETTING
HIS SHEEPSKIN.
>> THE STUDENT ATHLETE GETS TO
WHERE --
>> THIS IS THE PART I WANT TO
GET.
>> YOU WONDERED ABOUT THAT ALL
THE TIME?
>> MY MOM, I HAD TO MEET HER
HALFWAY WHEN I WAS TALKING ABOUT
LEAVING SCHOOL EARLY, LEAVING
COLLEGE EARLY.
I TOLD HER ONE YEAR I WAS GOING
TO DO IT.
>> YEAH, THAT'S GOING BACK, LET
ME SEE YOU PUT IT ON.
>> IT'S GOING TO BE HARD.
>> CAN YOU FIT THE HAT OVER YOUR
HAIR?
YOU DON'T WANT TO MESS UP HIS
HAIR?
>> IT'S GOING TO MESS IT UP.
>> YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET GOING IN
A MINUTE, I KNOW YOU'RE NERVOUS.
>> I AIN'T NERVOUS.
I DO FOR GAME DAY BUT IT AIN'T
NERVOUSNESS.
>> I'M A JET FAN,
CONGRATULATIONS.
GOOD LUCK FOR THE SEASON.
>> APPRECIATE IT.
♪ ♪
>> I GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL BUT I
DIDN'T GET TO GO TO GRADUATION
AND WALK ACROSS THE STAGE AND
GET MY DIPLOMA IN THAT TYPE OF
STUFF BECAUSE I WAS IN TRAINING
CAMP FOR COLLEGE.
>> YOU READY?
>> GOT TO BE.
>> THE OFFENSE IS GOING TO BE A
LOT BETTER.
>> IT'S A FACT.
>> LET'S GIVE IT UP FOR AHMAD
"SAUCE" GARDNER.
>> AND I REALLY FEEL LIKE I MADE
IT, IT WAS ALWAYS A BOX --
>> CONGRATULATIONS.
>> APPRECIATE YOU.
>> GRADUATING IS BIG, SEEING ME
DO THAT, NOW I HAVE TO BE A
LEADER ON AND OFF THE FIELD.
>> I WOULD DO A DISSERVICE IF I
DIDN'T GET MY DEGREE.
HOW MANY DID YOU TAKE, DID YOU
TAKE A DECENT AMOUNT?
>> FOR SURE.
>> FOR REAL, ON AN OFF DAY I
WILL TAKE THE WHOLE D-LINE IF
YOU WANT TO GO.
WE WANT A SUITE THERE --
STOMACH --
>> YOU WEREN'T PAYING ATTENTION.
>> I'M ALWAYS THE ONE STICKING
UP FOR YOU.
>> LET'S GET IT.
>> I SAID THAT BECAUSE I FEEL
LIKE YOU'LL BE TALKING DURING
THE PLAY AND I WANT YOU TO
RESPECT THE PERFORMERS.
>> I CAN'T BE SITTING I GOT BAD
KNEES.
>> I WANT TO GO TO A BROADWAY
SHOW AND EAT A --
[LAUGHTER]
>> THAT'S THE COACH, IT'S THE
OLD COACH FROM THE COWBOYS?
OH, SHIT.
THAT IS NOT JASON GARRETT?
THAT'S NOT HIM.
>> THIS STUFF MAKES ME FEEL LIKE
IT COULD GO BACK OUT THERE AND
GET ABOUT 500 YARDS.
>> NO QUESTION YOU CAN DO IT.
>> THIS SUMMER THE JETS ARE THE
BEST SHOW IN TOWN.
AND THEY'RE BRINGING OUT THE
STARS.
>> PEOPLE ALWAYS ASK ABOUT THE
JETS.
>> HACK IS THE MAN.
>> FROM BIG APPLE RUNNERS, TO
RAPPERS.
>> YOU A BAD DUDE.
RESPECT YOU, DOG.
STAY HEALTHY THIS SEASON.
>> SOMETIMES WHEN A SHOW IS
TRULY EPIC, IT PULLS OUT ALL THE
STOPS.
>> OH, SHIT, THERE'S A
HELICOPTER.
♪ ♪
>> THEY WANT TO SEE YOUR ASS,
HACK.
♪ ♪
>> MAYBE IT'S LIAM SCHREIBER LIEV SCHREIBER,
THE NARRATOR OF HARD KNOCKS.
>> FULL DISCLOSURE, I WANTED TO
DRIVE BUT THE PRODUCERS THOUGHT
A HELICOPTER WOULD BE MORE
DRAMATIC.
I SHOULD HAVE IRONED MY SHIRT.
♪ ♪
>> PRETTY.
>> ARON, NICE TO MEET YOU.
>> GREAT TO MEET YOU AS WELL.
>> COME OF COURSE, I'VE BEEN A
FAN OF YOURS FOREVER.
>> STARTED WITH 24/7, A TON OF
YOUR MOVIES I LOVE.
>> I'M GLAD YOU ARE HERE, THAT'S
AWESOME.
YOU'VE MADE A LOT OF NEW YORKERS
VERY HAPPY.
>> SO FAR.
>> IT'S FUN SEEING YOU OUT
THERE, YOU LOOK GREAT.
>> THE VOICE OF GOD, THE VOICE
OF GOD.
YOU GUYS WANT TO SAY HI?
TALK TO THE VOICE OF GOD, HE'S
THE GUY WHO NARRATES HARD
"HARD KNOCKS."
JOSE HI, DON'T BE AN ASSHOLE.
HIM HE'S NERVOUS, HE WANTS TO
MEET PEOPLE.
HE'S NEVER BEEN TO A PRACTICE.
>> YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING IT IS
TO MEET AARON RODGERS?
IT'S OVERWHELMING.
>> JUST SAY HI, BE NICE.
HE GOT ALL DRESSED UP FOR IT,
LOOKS GREAT.
HE'S LEAN, SLIM.
HERE WE GO, SET.
>> YAHTZEE!
>> YOU PLAY ANY SPORTS GROWING
UP?
>> I PLAYED FOOTBALL VERY BADLY.
>> I DOUBT THAT.
>> TELL ME, HOW COME NOBODY
WANTS TO DO THE SHOW?
>> PEOPLE ARE WORRIED ABOUT
DISTRACTION TWO THERE'S A LOT OF
MISNOMERS, I HAVE A GREAT
EXPERIENCE.
>> I LOVE IT, IT'S A GREAT SHOW.
>> YOUR AMAZING.
>> I DON'T DO ANYTHING, THEY
WRITE IT.
>> THE JETS HAVE CONQUERED A
HEART OF A CITY THAT LOVES ITS
HEROES.
>> YOU'RE THE BEST.
>> HE WAS.
I GOT A BALL, I'M NOT LETTING GO
OF THIS BALL -- I MIGHT LET GO
OF THIS BALL OF SOMEBODY HIT ME
OR EVEN THREATENED TO HIT ME OR
EVEN LOOKED AT ME THE WRONG WAY
I WOULD PROBABLY DROP IT, IN
FACT, I'M GOING TO PUT THE BALL
DOWN.
>> REALLY GOOD JOB, CHALLENGE
YOURSELF EVERY DAY.
I'M SICK OF TALKING TO YOU ALL,
WHERE IS METHOD MAN?
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> I NEED A LAWYER!
>> I'M GOING TO READ A QUOTE
FROM BILL PARCELLS.
YOU CAN FOOL THE WHOLE WORLD
DOWN THE HIGHWAY OF YEARS AND
TAKE PATS ON THE BACK AS YOU
PASS BUT YOUR FINAL REWARD WILL
BE HEARTACHE AND TEARS IF YOU
TEACH THE MAN IN THE GLASS.
JETS ON THREE, ONE, TWO,
THREE --
>> THE JETS!
>> WHAT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT
THING AGAIN?
COMMUNICATION, COMMUNICATION.
WE ALL HAVE TO BE LOOKING UP AT
QUARTERBACK.
THERE'S A LOT OF DIFFERENT
CHECKS AND THINGS THAT COULD
POTENTIALLY HAPPEN.
YOU DON'T WANT PEOPLE RUNNING
INTO EACH OTHER SO YOU CAN TAKE
ADVANTAGE OF A GOOD LOOK.
>> THAT'S THE MANTRA OF OUR
DEFENSE, EARN EVERY YARD.
DO MY JOB, IS THAT GOOD ENOUGH?
FUCK NO.
THAT'S THE REST OF THE NFL.
DO YOUR JOB, NOW WATCH?
IF WE ALL DO OUR JOB AND A
FUCKING LITTLE BIT MORE, THAT'S
22 PLAN.
DO YOU GUYS FEEL IT'S?
THINK ABOUT THIS, LET'S 22 ON
THE FIELD.
THEN THE QUESTION GOES TO THE
OFFENSE, NOW WANT TO?
>> THE OFFENSE NEED SOMEONE TO
STEP UP AND THAT IS THIS ROOM.
>> THERE'S LEGIT COMPETITION IN
THIS ROOM AMONGST THE TEAM.
I KNOW ROBERT SALEH WANTS TO SEE
WHO'S GOING TO COMPETE DAY IN
AND DAY OUT.
HOW YOU PROVEN THIS SYSTEM WITH
EIGHT AS YOU GO OUT THERE AND DO
THE RIGHT THING OVER
END-OVER-END OVER AGAIN.
>> THIS AIN'T GOOD ENOUGH, THIS
AIN'T IT.
THAT AIN'T ALIGNED RIGHT, IT
AIN'T IT -- IT'S NOT GOOD
ENOUGH.
EVERY REP MATTERS, WE ARE
LINEBACKERS, GUYS.
WE ARE THE HEART OF THE DEFENSE.
WE CAN'T MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE
TWICE, THAT IS HOW YOU GET BEAT.
>> MY CAREER CAN CHANGE GOOD OR
BAD.
DON'T GET CAUGHT IN THIS -- I'M
IN CAMP AND I'M DOING ALL THAT,
THAT SHOULDN'T MATTER.
DID I READ MY KEY ON THAT PLAY,
THAT I GET EVERYTHING THAT I
HAVE ON THAT PLAY BECAUSE THAT
WAS MY LAST PLAY, DID I DO IT?
IF YOU LIVE LIKE THAT I'M
TELLING YOU YOU ARE GOING TO BE
SUCCESSFUL.
IN THOSE MOMENTS IF I SAY WOE IS
ME WHEN IT'S OVER WHEN YOU'RE ON
THIS SIDE, YOU'RE GOING TO WISH
YOU HAD THAT BACK.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
>> I DON'T CARE WHAT NOBODY SAID
SAID, 8 IS A SPECIAL DUDE AND
HE'S COOL AS FUCK.
HE'S LETTING PEOPLE PORTRAY
ABOUT HIM ON TV.
WHATEVER THEY SAID ABOUT
AARON RODGERS ON TV IS A LIE.
>> AARON RODGERS' NO-LOOK PASSES
ARE THE TALK OF CAMP.
NO LIE.
>> I'M THE NO LOOK KING, I LET
MY THROAT SPEAK FOR THEY SELVES.
>> HE'S GOOD AT IT BECAUSE HE
KNOWS THEY TEACH US.
♪ ♪
>> I SAW YOU TRYING TO DO
ERRANDS NO-LOOK PASS.
>> TRYING?
I DEFINITELY DID IT, IF I WAS
TRYING TO DO IT, I DID IT.
♪ ♪
>> DON'T LOOK NOW, BUT THE
MASTER THINKS HE SEES SOMEONE
ELSE WITH POTENTIAL.
>> NO LOOK?
SPEAK OF THE BEST NO-LOOK PASS
ON THIS TEAM BESIDES ME?
I'VE SEEN A COUPLE FROM ZACH.
>> "ZACH" IS ZACH WILSON, THE
QUARTERBACK AARON RODGERS WAS
BROUGHT IN TO REPLACE.
♪ ♪
>> SHOW HIM HOW IT'S DONE.
>> GOT HIM, GOT HIM, NO LOOK!
YES, SIR,!
NO LOOK, NO LOOK.
♪ ♪
>> HEY, THAT WAS DIRTY.
>> I LIKE THE THROW, GOOD FAITH,
STEALING AN EASY ONE.
>> JUST TWO YEARS AGO, THE JETS
DRAFTED HIM TO BE THE FACE OF
THE FRANCHISE.
>> WITH THE SECOND PICK, THE
NEW YORK JETS SELECT ZACH
WILSON, QUARTERBACK, BYU!
>> IS THIS YOUNG MAN THE SAVIOR?
>> HE WAS THROWN INTO THE FIRE
AS A RAW ROOKIE.
>> OBVIOUSLY THE LAST TWO YEARS
HAVE BEEN TOUGH.
I'M JUST TRYING TO FIND MY WAY
AS A QUARTERBACK.
♪ ♪
>> THINGS FELT LIKE THEY WERE
GETTING WORSE EACH WEEK AND
CONFIDENCE WAS GOING DOWN.
♪ ♪
SO, NOT ALWAYS FUN.
>> A LOT OF YOUNG QUARTERBACKS
STRUGGLE EARLY IN THEIR CAREER.
THE GOOD ONES FIND A WAY TO GET
BETTER.
EVEN IF THAT MEANS A DETOUR AS A
BACKUP.
>> HE'S EMBRACED THAT, HE'S ALL
IN ON TRYING TO LEARN.
I FEEL LIKE HIM SHOWING UP WAS
SUCCESSFUL BECAUSE WHAT HE'S
BEING ASKED TO DO IS HARD, TO GO
FROM THE POTENTIAL FACE OF THE
ORGANIZATION TO HEY, JUST SIT
BACK A LITTLE BIT AND RESET,
THAT IS NOT EASY.
>> THAT'S MY ISSUE, FUCKER
COMING FROM THE FLAT RIGHT NOW,
THAT'S WHAT I CAN'T HAVE
HAPPENED TO YOU.
YOU HAVE PROTECTION FIRST, IF
YOU PROTECT YOURSELF YOU HAVE A
FUCKING CHANCE.
>> OKAY.
>> IT'S EYE-OPENING TO HAVE NEW
THINGS INTO NEW FACES IN THE
BUILDING, WITH AARON.
>> HAVING AARON HELPS.
>> WE KNOW WE AREN'T THROWING A
SCOOTER, I'M COMING TO PITCH AND
LET IT RIP.
>> TODAY'S LESSON: NO LOOK
PASSES ARE FUN.
AVOIDING SACKS FUNDAMENTAL.
>> BE READY TO THROW THAT NOW,
THAT ONE NOW COME INTO NO HITCH
TO THERE.
INTO A HITCH TO HEAR.
>> THANKS FOR REMINDING ME, YOU
GOT THAT GUY.
>> HE'S GOT THE GUY IN THE SLOT.
>> THAT'S WHAT USUALLY HAPPENS.
HIGH TO LOW PERIODS >> 3-19
SET-HUT!
>> I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE I WAS LATE
BUT IT WAS FOUR HITCH IS.
ONE IS THAT REALISTIC?
>> A LITTLE BIT MORE, LEFT --
RIGHT IS HERE.
BY THE TIME YOU RESET YOU HAVE
TO BE THROWING THAT ONE OR YOU
HAVE TO RESET AND THROW THAT
ONE.
ONCE YOU GET TO YOUR SECOND
HITCH, IF YOU'RE NOT THROWING
YOU'VE GOT TO BE MOVING.
>> WHAT DO YOU GOT FOR US?
>> I GOT NOTHING, I'M JUST HAPPY
TO BE OUT HERE, EXCITED TO BE
HERE WITH YOU GUYS.
I'M GOING TO SAY THIS CAMP IS A
LONG CAMP, ENJOY THE LITTLE
THINGS EVERY SINGLE DAY.
TAKE TIME TO LAUGH A LITTLE BIT,
FIND CONVERSATION WITH SOMEBODY
NEW, DON'T ALWAYS SIT WITH THE
SAME GROUP, THAT'S PART OF THE
LEADERSHIP ROLE AND THOSE ARE
THE MOMENTS.
WHEN YOU GET TO BE OLD AND GRAY
YOU SAVOR EVERY MOMENT SO SAVE
THEM RIGHT NOW.
ONE, TWO, THREE, Q'S!
>> FOOTBALL TEAMS ARE BUILT ON
RELATIONSHIPS.
AARON RODGERS AND OFFENSIVE
COORDINATOR NATHANIEL HACKETT
UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER PERFECTLY,
THANKS TO THE BOND THEY FORMED
IN GREEN BAY THAT'S AS GOOD AS
GOLD.
>> I REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME HE
HIT ME UP THREE TIMES IN THE
OFF-SEASON OF 2019, I WAS LIKE
WHO IS THIS GUY?
THEN ONCE I WAS AROUND HIM, HIM
AND I BONDED REALLY QUICK.
HE WAS ALWAYS IN CHARGE OF THE
RED ZONE INSTALL EVERY WEEK,
IT'S NOT THE RED ZONE, IT'S THE
GOLDEN ZONE BECAUSE HE HAS THIS
OBSESSION WITH AUSTIN POWERS IN
GOLD MEMBER, HE WOULD SHOW HIS
CLIPS EVERY SINGLE WEEK SO WE
GOT TO KNOW GOLD MEMBER MORE,
HOW HE GOT GOLD -- AND WHERE HE
LIKES TO PARTY AND WHAT HE LIKES
TO EAT AND HE'S A ROLLER SKATER
AND SUPER FLEXIBLE, THAT'S HOW
HE WOULD MAKE THINGS FUN.
HE WOULD MIX THINGS UP WITH HIS
PRESENTATIONS AND ENCOURAGE US
TO CELEBRATE TOGETHER, I THINK
IT WAS MORE OF THAT.
THERE WAS ALWAYS JUMP IN THE
STANDS, DO THE LAMBEAU LEAP IN
GREEN BAY.
HE CAME IN AND SAID YES AND
LET'S CELEBRATE WITH OUR
TEAMMATES AS WELL.
ONE OF THE FUNNIEST THINGS AS HE
NOTICED ON FILM BUT BRIAN BULAGA
WOULD NEVER REALLY CELEBRATE
WITH TEAM AFTER THE TOUCHDOWN.
HE END UP GETTING BRIAN TO BE A
PART OF A COUPLE CELEBRATIONS
THAT I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT WAS
ONE OF THE COOLEST THINGS.
>>
>> HACKETT SPENT LAST SEASON AS
THE HEAD COACH OF THE DENVER
BRONCOS.
>> WHERE IS AARON?
>> AFTER A YEAR APART, HACKETT
AND RODGERS HAVE PICKED UP RIGHT
WHERE THEY LEFT OFF.
>> IT'S AN ACT, HE'S ON ALL DAY
LONG.
>> TEMPO, LITTLE FUCKING JUICE,
PLEASE!
THERE IT IS, NICE!
>> THE MORE YOU ARE AROUND HIM
THE MORE YOU REALIZE HOW SPECIAL
HE IS AS A HUMAN.
>> NOW YOU ARE PLAYING FOOTBALL,
KEEP HAVING FUN DOING IT THAT
WAY.
>> THAT'S AN EASIER ONE TO COMBO
FOOTWORK TO.
>> OUR PERSONALITIES MESH, WE
ARE BOTH COMPETITIVE BUT WE ALSO
BOTH HAVE BALANCE.
HE HAS INCREDIBLE WIFE AND FOUR
KIDS AND I HAVE A LIFE OFF THE
FIELD IS WELL DOCUMENTED NOW,
SOME OF THE THINGS I LIKE TO DO.
WE HAVE SOME BACK AND FORTH, WE
LIKE TO GIVE EACH OTHER SHIT.
>> YOU'RE THE ONE SCRIPT IN THE
FUCKING GUYS OUT THERE, YOU'RE
PUTTING A DAM TIGHT END ON IT.
>> IN THE END WE REALLY LOVE
EACH OTHER.
>> THAT'S NOT -- THAT'S A LUCKY,
THAT'S NOT TIMBER.
>> EUROPE FIRST.
>> WE ARE UP FIRST.
>> I WANT ONE OF THE QUARTERBACK
BALLS.
>> THE PYLON GAME PASSES THE
TIME AFTER THE WALK-THROUGH.
TWO POINTS IN THE AIR, ONE POINT
ON THE BOUNCE AND WE HAD OUR OWN
ELEMENT TO IT WHICH IS AN OMA'S
TO BASEKETBALL, A BIG PART OF
THE GAME IS OF THE PSYCH OUT.
>> YOU HATE TO SEE IT.
>> WE'VE TAKEN IT OVER TO RIGHT
WHERE YOU'RE ABOUT TO THROW SAY
SOMETHING SO RIDICULOUS.
MAKE YOU MISS THE THROW.
>> DEEZ NUTS.
>> GOT HIM.
>> TO GAIN AN EDGE, NOTHING IS
TOO SILLY.
OR TO PERSONAL.
>> THREE PSYCH OUTS.
>> SEAN PAYTON UNLOADED ON THE
SITUATION HE TOOK OVER.
>> IT MIGHT'VE BEEN ONE OF THE
WORST COACHING JOBS IN THE
HISTORY OF THE NFL, ALLUDING TO
BRONCOS FORMER HEAD COACH AND
CURRENT JETS OC NATHANIEL
HACKETT.
>> GOT HIM!
PSYCH OUT!
>> I LOVE NATHANIEL HACKETT,
THOSE COMMENTS WERE VERY
SURPRISING.
FOR A COACH TO DO THAT TO
ANOTHER COACH, IT MADE ME FEEL
BAD THAT SOMEONE WHO HAS
ACCOMPLISHED A LOT IN THE LEAGUE
IS THAT INSECURE THAT THEY HAVE
TO TAKE ANOTHER MAN DOWN, I
THOUGHT WAS WAY OUT OF LINE AND
INAPPROPRIATE AND I THINK HE
NEEDS TO KEEP MY COACHES NAMES
OUT OF HIS MOUTH.
>> IT'S UNFORTUNATE THAT HAD TO
HAPPEN, THE COMMENTS THAT WERE
MADE BUT THEY DID, SOMETIMES
THINGS ARE SAID THAT ARE TOTALLY
UNCALLED FOR AND IT DOES BRING
YOUR TEAM TOGETHER.
>> HE'S BEEN IN THE LEAGUE A
WHILE, HE CAN SAY WHAT HE WANTS.
I KIND OF LIVED BY SAYING IF YOU
AIN'T GOT NO HATERS, YOU AIN'T
POPPING, SO HATE AWAY.
♪ ♪
>> WE'VE WAITED 172 DAYS, HERE
WE GO, FOOTBALL IS BACK.
>> OF THE GUYS WE KNOW WE ARE
GOING TO PLAY TONIGHT WHO ARE
YOU MOST INTERESTED IN?
>> I WOULD LIKE TO SEE WHAT ZACH
WILSON IS GOING TO DO.
KNOW HE HAS A MENTOR IN
AARON RODGERS THERE, LET'S SEE
WHAT HE HAS LEARNED THE LAST
COUPLE OF WEEKS.
>> DO I SEE ZACK WITH THE ARM
SLEEVES?
I LOVE IT.
>> THAT YOU PUT HIM UP TO THE
ARM SLEEP TO SHOW HIS GUNS?
>> NO.
>> HE LOOKS FANTASTIC.
>> HE SAID HOW MUCH CAN I PAY
YOU TO GET ELASTIC IN MY SLEEVES
SLEEVES?
I SAID YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH.
>> LET THOSE SLEEVES DOWN!
>> I THINK IT LOOKS FANTASTIC.
>> YOU LOOK SO GOOD TO.
>> THE GUY IN FRONT OF ME HAS
NOTHING TO SHOW OFF.
>> SO GOOD, SO GOOD TO.
>> PLEASURE TO MEET YOU, JUST
OUTSTANDING.
WATCHING YOU PLAY IS REALLY
INSPIRING.
I PLAYED WITH TY LAW, DARRELLE
RIVAS, I WORK WITH NBC.
>> MY MAN THEY SAID YOU'RE
BAWLING OUT, I'M TO WATCH YOU.
>> HOW YOU BEEN?
>> I'VE BEEN GREAT.
I LOVE IT.
NEW YORK IS A GREAT CITY.
>> I'VE BEEN KEEPING UP WITH
Y'ALL.
>> AND GIVING UP WITH YOU.
HAVE FUN TONIGHT.
USE YOUR LEGS.
>> CONGRATS.
>> APPRECIATE YOU.
>> WHAT'S UP, STUDIED THE?
HOW YOU DOING?
TAKE THEM ALL THE WAY.
>> CONGRATULATIONS AGAIN.
>> COOL EXPERIENCE RIGHT HERE.
>> YOU WILL BE HERE ONE DAY.
>> THAT'S THE PLAN.
>> I'LL BE OLD AND GRAY WHEN IT
HAPPENS.
>> THAT'S WHAT I THINK ABOUT.
MY MAMA ALWAYS SAID TO STAY A
KID AS LONG AS I COULD -- IF I'M
REALLY GOING TO DO THIS, I'M
GOING TO BE OLDER.
I'VE GOT ASPIRATIONS PLAYED IN
THE LEAGUE FOR 40 YEARS.
>> IT'S GOING TO BE A LONG TIME.
>> TRYING TO BE A 40-YEAR-OLD.
>> HAVE SOME FUN, DOG.
LET IT RIP, LET IT RIP.
>> Announcer: HALL OF FAME
CLASS OF 2023 ENSHRINING
DeMARCUS WARE!
>> IS DeMARCUS WARE GOING TO
SING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM?
♪ O SAY CAN YOU SEE ♪
♪ BY THE DAWN'S EARLY LIGHT ♪
>> HE'S SINGING IT'S, HE'S
SAYING IT.
>> DAN, HE CAN SING!
♪ AND THE HOME OF THE BRAVE ♪
♪ ♪
>> NEVER GETS OLD.
YOU GOT A RADIO FOR ME?
WHAT DO YOU GOT?
YOU GOT A HEADSET TOO?
I'LL START WITH THAT.
I NEED TO TALK TO THESE GUYS.
>> JETS QUARTERBACK, THE GUY WHO
WAS NUMBER ONE IN THE LAST
COUPLE OF YEARS, ZACH WILSON.
>> LET'S HAVE FUN.
YOU ONLY GET SO MANY TIMES ON
THIS FIELD.
>> HE'S GOT ROGERS, HE'S GOT
GREAT ENERGY.
IS REALLY EMBRACE THIS CHANCE TO
HIT THE RESET BUTTON.
>> GIVE THE JETS CREDIT FOR NOT
SHIPPING HIM OUT OF HERE,
BELIEVING THEY COULD STILL GET
VALUE OUT OF HIM.
>> 3-19 SET-HUT.
>> ZACH WILSON GETS THE START
AND A CHANCE TO START REBUILDING
HIS CAREER.
NOT A LOT OF STARTERS WILL PLAY
TONIGHT, BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN
THEY ARE NOT INVOLVED.
>> BE READY FOR A TIMEOUT HERE.
>> LINEUP.
PLAY ACTION!
>> , WHAT YOU FUCKING DOING?
>> HOLDING!
>> OH, MY GOD,!
>> YEAH, YEAH!
>> HE WAS MATCHING IT AND HIS
BACKER WAS FLOATING BEFORE I
THREW IT.
>> THAT SHOULD PULL IT OUT.
>> LISTENING TO AARON RODGERS,
NOT A BAD PLAN FOR ANY YOUNG
QUARTERBACK.
>> THROW IT UP TO MALIK, GO TO
MALIK.
>> BACK THROW, HAS A TIME
THROATSFLOATSIT UP, IT'S IN!
>> YEAH, MALIK!
>> A PERFECT, I MEAN A PERFECT
PASS BY ZACH WILSON.
>> ZACH WILSON WITH A TERRIFIC
THROW.
>> APPRECIATE IT, LET'S GO.
WAY TO PROTECT.
>> 1A FUCKING THROW.
>> MALIK TAYLOR MAKES A
BRILLIANT CATCH.
>> I'M A LITTLE NEGATIVE, WHAT
DO YOU WANT?
GET USED TO IT.
>> THAT HAVE TO SLOW DOWN?
>> HE EXTENDED.
SOMETIMES YOU THROW, I THINK
THAT'S A GOOD BALL BUT I CAN'T
TELL AT ALL.
IT LOOKED LIKE HE WAS SLOWING
AND I SPED UP.
>> THAT WAS PERFECT RIGHT THERE
COME A PERFECT BALL HE WAS ABLE
TO RUN UNDERNEATH IT.
>> THEY DON'T LET ME CALL PLAYS.
TELL HIM HE SHOULD BE TAKING
MORE SHOTS.
>> THIS IS GOT TO BE THE LONGEST
FIRST QUARTER IN THE HISTORY OF
FOOTBALL.
>> FOR LONGSHOTS LIKE CHAZZ
SURRATT, TIME IS ALL TOO SHORT
TO MAKE AN IMPRESSION.
HE STARTED COLLEGE AS A
QUARTERBACK, BEFORE BECOMING A
LINEBACKER JUST TO STAY ON THE
FIELD.
>> GOOD JOB.
>> THAT A BOY, CHAZZ!
>> HE'S SO BAD TO.
>> KELLEN MOND, THE THROW WAS
INTERCEPTED!
PICKED OFF BY CHAZZ SURRATT!
>> ONE OF THE GUYS IN THE BATTLE
FOR THE LINEBACKER POSITION,
HE'S GOING TO DROP BACK
UNDERNEATH THE DISPLAY AND COME
UP WITH THE PICK.
>> THAT'S MY GUY, I'M JUST
SAYING.
THAT'S MY DOG.
GOOD JOB, BRO.
KEEP STACKING THEM UP.
>> LET'S GO, LISTEN TO ME.
YOU AIN'T DONE, LET'S GO.
>> THAT GUY IS SO GOOD, HE'S SO
GOOD.
>> I TOLD YOU, MAN!
>> 3-19, 3-19 --
>> IN FOR THE TOUCHDOWN.
ISRAEL OF --
>> IT'S ALWAYS FUN TO SIT HERE
AND WATCH.
>> I LOVE THAT THEY ARE OUT
THERE PLAYS.
>> REAL QUICK, HERE'S WHAT I
LOVE.
OUR STYLE IS ALL THE TABLE.
IT'S AWESOME, SCORED OFF OF
TURNOVERS, IT'S AWESOME.
KEEP REPRESENTING OUR STYLE AND
LET'S GO GET THIS DUB.
>> A SOLID FIRST HALF HAS THE
JETS RELAXED AND READY TO FLEX A
MUSCLE.
>> ONE MORE TIME?
>> IN THE BOOTH, WHAT DID YOU
FIGURE OUT THAT YOU DECIDED YOU
WANT TO COME BACK FOR MORE?
>> LOVE FOR THE GAME, THE NUMBER
ONE WAY.
>> TRAINING CAMP IS ABOUT
GETTING BETTER.
PART OF THAT PROCESS IS
DISCOVERING WHO YOU ARE.
>> ROBINSON BACK TO THROW UNDER
PRESSURE, ESCAPES THE POCKET.
RIGHT IN FRONT OF ERIN.
>> HE'S A TALENTED KID, I LOVE
WATCHING HIM.
>> BOUNCING RIGHT, IT'S LOOSE AT
THE TEN -- BROWNS TOUCHDOWN!
>> YOU'VE GOT TO SEE IT -- I'M
NOT SAYING MAKE THE PLAY BUT GET
HIM DOWN BEFORE HE FUCKING
SCORES, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M
SAYING?
>> WE HAVE TO WORK ON
MANIFESTATION POWERS, THIS IS
NOT POSITIVE ENOUGH.
>> WHAT THE FUCK, WHERE IS THE
MIKE?
IT'S ALL SELF-INFLICTED, GUYS.
OFFSIDES.
>> SOMETIMES A WIN GETS AWAY
FROM YOU, YOU SIMPLY LOSE THE
SCENT.
>> YOU KNOW WHY?
60% OF THE TIME IT WORKS EVERY
TIME.
>> IN THE FIRST HALF, THE JETS
WERE PLAYING LIGHTS OUT.
THE SECOND HALF LOOKS LIKE
SOMEONE FLIPPED A SWITCH.
>> RIGHT NOW IT SEEMS LIKE WE
HAVE SOME TYPE OF POWER OUTAGE.
>> IT WOULDN'T BE PRESEASON
WITHOUT SOMETHING LIKE THIS.
>> GAME IS OVER, LET'S GO.
♪ ♪
>> WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THE
LIGHTS RIGHT NOW?
WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THE LIGHTS
LIGHTS?
>> I JUST WANT TO GET OUT OF
HERE HEALTHY.
>> OF THE SWITCH DOWN --
[YAWNING]
ALL RIGHT, HOW LONG IS THIS
GOING TO BE?
>> 5 TO 8 MINUTES, SOMETHING
LIKE THAT.
>> WHICH MEANS 15.
>> THEY ARE SLOWLY COMING ON.
>> SOME TEAMS CAN'T HANDLE THE
GLARE OF BRIGHT LIGHTS.
BUT A FUTURE HALL OF FAMER IS
LEADING THESE JETS.
SHOWING THEM THE WAY.
AND THE YOUNG ROSTER IS
RESPONDING.
>> LAST HOPE FOR THE JETS.
>> SCRAMBLE, SCRAMBLE!
>> MIDDLE OF THE FIELD, IT IS
INTERCEPTED!
>> SOME TURBULENCE IS TO BE
EXPECTED.
ITS EARLY DAYS AND THEY DON'T
HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS.
♪ ♪
>> I LOVE YOU, BUDDY.
BUT THEY HAVE A FLIGHT PLAN.
AND EVEN BETTER,
NOISE-CANCELLING HEADPHONES.
>> A LOT OF ENERGY, A LOT OF
BUZZ ABOUT THIS TEAM AS YOU HEAD
INTO THE SEASON, DO YOU FEEL IT
HERE?
>> WE ARE FOCUSED ON THE INSIDE
TRYING TO DO IT WE NEED TO DO TO
GET BETTER EVERY DAY.
♪ ♪
THE JETS ARE AIMING HIGH.
READY TO SOAR TO A PLACE WHERE
THE CROWS CAN'T TOUCH THEM.
>> THERE WAS A MOMENT HERE WHERE
I WAS LOOKING AT SAUCE GARDNER
BECAUSE I DID PLAY CORNERBACK
BRIEFLY AT BROOKLYN TECH AND I
WAS THINKING, 55-YEAR-OLD
CORNERBACK, THAT WOULD BE AN
EXTRAORDINARY ACHIEVEMENT.
YOU NEVER KNOW.
>> DID YOU SAY HI TO LIEV?
>> NOT YET.
>> I HONESTLY THOUGHT THEY WOULD
ALL BE BIGGER.
IT'S KIND OF COMFORTING.
I ASKED HOW YOU GET THE WATER
BOY GIG AND THEY SAID YOU'VE GOT
TO BE RELATED TO A COACH.
>> I THINK SO.
SORRY, BUDDY.
>> I GOT MY EYE ON YOU GUYS.
>> I HAD NO IDEA YOU WERE THE
VOICE OF "HARD KNOCKS."
>> YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT?
MY MOM SAYS SHE DOESN'T EVEN
RECOGNIZE MY VOICE.
>> YOU'RE FROM CALIFORNIA,
RIGHT?
META-SERVER?
>> I LIKE BEING UPRIGHT.
>> WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
>> NORTHERN, CHICO.
>> AND YOU NEVER SERVED?
>> I TRIED, I LOVED IT, I JUST
COULDN'T STAY UP.
I DON'T WANT TO FOLLOW IN FALL IN SHALLOW
WATER, ROCKS, SHARKS.
>> MANTA RAYS, THEY ARE
TERRIFYING.
WELL SHARKS.
>> PURANAS.
>> IN CHICO?
I HOPE THAT MAKES IT INTO THE