♪ ♪
>> Narrator: PREVIOUSLY ON
"HARD KNOCKS"...
>> DON'T GIVE A PISS ABOUT
ANYTHING BUT THE DIME, BROTHER.
>> MOSTERT IS DOWN.
>> THIS IS THE WEEK WE REALLY
NEED YOU, BRO.
WE NEED YOU NEED YOU.
>> AND ANDREW VAN GINKEL IS DOWN
OH, BOY.
>> THEY'VE HAD SO MANY INJURIES.
>> AND THAT'S A WRAP ON THE
DIVISION FOR THE BILLS!
IN THE MIAMI DOLPHINS TO TAKE ON
MAHOMES AND THE CHIEFS.
♪ ♪
[BACKGROUND NOISE]
>> HEY, MAN!
[LAUGHS]
>> 2 MINUTES, 2 MINUTES,
2 MINUTES!
>> THIS FEELS LIKE FOOTBALL, I
WILL SAY THAT.
PLAYOFFS WE ARE OUTSIDE.
WE ARE GOING TO PUT THE SKI MASK
ON.
>> TONIGHT WOULD BE THE FOURTH
COLDEST NFL PLAYOFF GAME EVER
WITH SUBZERO TEMPERATURES AND
WINDCHILL EFFECT UNDER
20 DEGREES BELOW ZERO.
>> LIKE HOW MISERABLE IS THIS TO
GET TACKLES ON.
DAMN.
>> IT'S COLDER THAN FUCKING
BALLS OUT HERE NOW.
>> HOW ARE YOU FEELING?
>> IT'S COLD.
>> ARE YOU AND YOUR LONG
SLEEVES?
YOU BETTER.
>> I'M STARTING TO WARM UP A
LITTLE BIT.
>> I'M KIND OF HOT RIGHT NOW.
COME ON, BOY!
COME ON!
>> I DID NOT THINK WE WOULD BE
BACK HERE, BUT WERE BACK.
ROUND TWO COME AROUND TWO.
WHAT'S UP, BOY!
>> THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME.
>> LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE
ROAD.
♪ ♪
>> Narrator: JUST FIVE DAYS AGO,
IT WAS ALL SUNSHINE AND BLUE
SKIES.
THE PLAYOFFS MEAN A CLEAN SLATE.
JANUARY IS ABOUT LOOKING AHEAD.
♪ ♪
>> LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT IT.
TELL ME YOUR THOUGHT PROCESS
RIGHT HERE.
>> Narrator: TRUE, THE DOLPHINS
ARE REVIEWING THE FILM OF LAST
WEEK'S LOSS.
BUT READ THE ROOM.
>> NOW THIS GUY WE TALK ABOUT
ALL WEEK IN TERMS OF TACKLING,
JUST IN TERMS OF PRACTICE FOR
TOMORROW, RIGHT, WHAT DO WE WANT
TO DO?
>> Narrator: IT'S ALL JUST PREP
FOR THIS WEEK.
>> THE TRUE THING ABOUT THE
PLAYOFFS, YOU TRULY ARE ZERO AND
TO ZERO.
>> WHATEVER IS GOING ON RIGHT
NOW, WE ARE ZERO N0, MIKE,
RIGHT?
SO WHAT DO WE NOT DO YESTERDAY?
WE HAD NO PATH, RIGHT?
WE JUST NEED TO SET OUR PATH.
SO THE WHOLE THING WE HAVE BEEN
DOING SINCE APRIL WAS TO DO
WHAT?
YOU GET RIGHT HERE TILL THIS
MOMENT.
>> Narrator: MIAMI HASN'T WON A
PLAYOFF GAME IN 23 YEARS.
NOW, THEY HAVE LESS THAN A WEEK
TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO DEFEAT THE
DEFENDING SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS.
♪ ♪
EVERYONE'S HARD AT IT.
BUT THIS TIME OF THE YEAR ALWAYS
BRINGS SURPRISES.
♪ ♪
>> ALABAMA COACH NICK SABAN
ANNOUNCED ON WEDNESDAY THAT HE
IS MOVING ON AFTER HIS LEGENDARY
COACHING CAREER.
>> OH, DAMN!
SABAN IS RETIRING!
DUDE, LOOK AT THIS!
THAT'S WILD!
THE INTERNET HAS TO BE GOING
CRAZY ON IT.
>> THEY'VE GOT TO BE.
IT DOES NOT EVEN FEEL REAL.
YOU SHOULD JUST GIVE THEM A
CALL, NO?
>> I'M SURE HIS PHONE IS NOT
BLOWING UP.
ROLL TIDE WILLIE MUST BE
CRUSHED.
[LAUGHTER]
>> DON'T LEAVE US, NICK, WE NEED
YOU, BUDDY!
WE NEED TO YOU.
>> THAT GUY IS IN SHAMBLES RIGHT
NOW!
THIS RIGHT HERE, I LOVE YOU,
COACH !
NOTHING BUT THE TIDE, THAT
BLITZ.
>> BLITZ, BAMA, BLITZ.
DID YOU SEE WHAT THEY PUT OUT
ABOUT COACH SABAN?
HE'S HEARTBROKEN.
>> Narrator: NO WONDER TUA
TAGOVAILOA IS FEELING
REFLECTIVE, IT WAS PLAYING FOR
NICK SABAN THAT TUA REACHED THE
VERY TOP OF COLLEGE FOOTBALL.
>> THROWS, END ZONE, TOUCHDOWN!
ALABAMA!
>> THAT'S FOCUSING ON THE
PROCESS TO GET THE OUTCOME YOU
WANT TO GET.
BECAUSE HE KNEW HE WAS GETTING
IT.
I ALREADY BROKE THE HEADSET.
I WOULD COME OFF AFTER HIM IF IT
WOULD NOT BE A PENALTY FOR
TAKING A SACK ON THE PLAY
BEFORE.
>> I HOPE I NEVER HAVE TO FIND
THAT OUT.
>> Narrator: IT WAS ALSO AT
ALABAMA WHERE TUA
FOUND OUT JUST HOW GOOD NUMBER
17 JAYLEN WADDLE IS.
>> 17 IS WIDE OPEN.
>> ON WHICH ONE?
>> THE BEARS.
>> Narrator: THE CONNECTION THAT
BEGAN IN COLLEGE HAS BLOSSOMED
FULLY IN MIAMI.
>> MY RELATIONSHIP WITH TUA
BEING GREAT, BEING TEAMMATES FOR
I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY YEARS
GOING BACK TO COLLEGE.
>> YOU WANT TO TAKE THIS ONE OR
THIS ONE?
>> THIS ONE.
>> IT'S COMING TO YOU, JAY!
>> I KNOW HOW HE PLAYS, HE KNOWS
HOW I PLAY.
WE ARE FAMILIAR WITH EACH OTHER
IN THE GAME.
♪ ♪
>> WE BUILT THAT RELATIONSHIP UP
AND THAT TRUST AS FAR AS TIMING
AND WHERE HE SEES THINGS AND HOW
I SEE THINGS, YOU KNOW, JAYLEN
HAS BEEN A BIG SUCCESS FOR THE
THINGS THAT I DO.
>> YOU DON'T WANT ANY OF THAT
2.0.
>> Narrator: WADDLE IS RETURNING
FROM AN ANKLE INJURY THAT'S KEPT
HIM OUT THE PAST TWO WEEKS.
SO IS RUNNING BACK RAHEEM
MOSTERT.
>> A LOT BETTER THAN LAST WEEK?
YOU ARE GETTING PREPARED?
>> YEAH.
>> OH, DAMN!
LOVING IT THOUGH?
>> OH, YEAH, NO QUESTION.
>> AND LOOKS LIKE IT, LOOKS LIKE
IT GOES OVER A PERIOD >> YES,
I'M FEELING A LOT BETTER.
>> Narrator: IT'S BEEN A TOUGH
SLOG WITHOUT THEM, BUT FINALLY
MOSTERT, WADDLE AND THE CHEETAH
ARE ON THE FIELD AT THE SAME
TIME.
LOOK OUT WORLD.
♪ ♪
>> OH!
>> [LAUGHS]
GOOD SHIT, FELLAS!
>> I'M JUMPING IN THE GAME, BUT
I DON'T WANT TO JUMP RIGHT NOW.
>> I DON'T WANT YOU TO JUMP
RIGHT NOW.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS?
IT MAKES YOU GREAT.
THE COMPETITIVENESS OF THE BALL,
YOU HONESTLY CAN'T HELP IT.
ARE YOU GOOD?
>> YOU WANT TO CATCH EVERYTHING
FOR SURE.
IT'S A MIND-SET.
I DON'T WANT TO SEE ANY BALLS
DROPPED.
>> I GOT YOU, BUD.
♪ ♪
[WHISTLE BLOWING]
>> YEAH!
♪ ♪
>> YOU JUST EARNED THAT TOWEL
RIGHT THERE.
YOU EARN THAT TOWEL.
YEAH!
YOU ARE GOING FOR THAT BALL,
LEFT APPLE NOW.
I'M ATTRACTED TO IT.
>> WHERE YOU AT?
>> Narrator: PRUDENCE REQUIRES
MIKE MCDANIEL TO REIGN IN ALL
THAT WILLING HORSEPOWER.
>> JUST GOT FUCKED UP.
ALL RIGHT, SHUT IT DOWN FOR THE
REST OF THE DAY.
THAT'S ALL I NEED TO SEE.
YOU ARE READY.
YEAH!
ALL RIGHT, SHUT IT DOWN FOR THE
REST OF THE DAY.
♪ ♪
HEY, NOW GET OUT OF HERE!
GET OUT OF HERE!
I AM GOING TO SIT YOU DOWN IF I
SEE YOU OUT HERE AGAIN.
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!
>> I APPRECIATE YOU.
♪ ♪
>> I THINK SINCE WE HAVE ALL
FOUR FANS HERE, WE SHOULD DO A
RAISE FOR CHARITY.
>> RACE FOR CHARITY?
>> YOU WANT TO DO THAT?
RACE FOR CHARITY, AND WE CAN
CALL IT RACIST TO HUNGER.
>> RACE FOR HUNGER.
>> RACE FOR HUNGER?
>> HUNGER GAMES.
>> AND LIKE EACH ONE OF US --
>> WHAT'S THAT?
>> IT'S LIKE A SINGLET, AND JUST
YOUR NUTS ARE SHOWING.
YES, A SINGLET, BRO.
SO PEOPLE KNOW WE MEAN BUSINESS.
>> PARTY IN THE BACK, BUSINESS
AND THE FRONT?
>> EACH POSITION YOU ARE
REPRESENTING HAS TO GO ACROSS
YOUR SINGLET AND ACROSS YOUR
BOOB RIGHT HERE.
>> ACROSS THE TOP OR THE BACK
PART?
>> ACROSS THE BOOTY, YOU KNOW
THE PANTS THAT SAY "JUICY"
ACROSS THE BOOTY?
>> WEARS KANSAS CITY AT?
>> MISSOURI.
>> IT'S ABOUT TO BE COLD AS
SHIT.
>> IT'S ABOUT TIME FOR THAT
ACCOUNT DOWN AND THE DOLPHINS
WILL FACE THE BITTER COLD OF
MISSOURI WHEN THEY FACE THE
CHIEFS.
>> IT'S GOING TO BE COLD,
ICE-COLD YOU COULD SAY.
I HAVE BEEN, HOW COLD ARE WE
TALKING EXACTLY?
>> LET'S PUT IT THIS WAY, HARK,
THE IGUANAS WOULD FREEZE AND
PROBABLY NOT WAKE UP TILL
SUMMER.
>> BUT OUR PLAYERS WILL NOT.
>> WHEN THE WEATHER IS COMING
FROM THE NORTH POLE YOU WILL
HAVE PROBLEMS.
THIS IS THE FIRST NORDIC
OUTBREAK ACROSS THE 48.
THIS WILL MOVE DOWN INTO
KANSAS CITY SO BY THE TIME WE
GET INTO THE WEEKEND WE WILL
LOOK AT SINGLE-DIGIT NUMBERS.
♪ ♪
THE TEMPERATURE WILL BE
6 DEGREES, BUT YOU FACTOR IN THE
WINDS AND IT IS GOING TO FEEL
MINUS 60.
>> WE HAVE FINGER WARMERS, TOW
WARMERS, WE SHOULD HAVE NINE OF
THOSE AND A WARM PACK BAG.
>> SOME STATS ON HOW THE
DOLPHINS PERFORM IN COLD GAMES,
HERE'S THE DEAL AND I WILL LEAVE
YOU WITH THIS, THE COLDEST GAME
THAT DOLPHINS EVER PLAYED
10 DEGREES DECEMBER 21ST 2008
VERSUS THE CHIEFS, WE WON.
SO THERE YOU GO.
>> IT'S GOING TO BE COLD IN
KANSAS CITY, MIKE McDANIEL --
>> MIKE McDANIEL WITH A LOT OF
QUESTIONS TO ANSWER LEAVING THE
FORECAST.
>> A HIGH OF LIKE 10 DEGREES.
>> YOU JUST CAN'T REPLICATE THE
COLD WEATHER DOWN SOUTH.
>> THE DOLPHINS COULD SHOCK THE
CHIEFS?
>> IT'S LOUD, IT'S ARROWHEAD
STADIUM.
>> IT'S GOING TO BE FREEZING
COLD FOR SPECIFICALLY THIS
DOLPHINS TEAM.
>> THEY WILL HAVE TO DO
SOMETHING SPECIAL TO TAKE DOWN
THE DEFENDING CHAMPIONS IN
ARROWHEAD.
♪ ♪
>> WHAT'S UP, FELLAS!
OKAY, LET'S JUST GO PRIME TIME
AT NIGHT IN ARROWHEAD AS LONG AS
THE SEASON IS GONE.
IT'S ALL HOLDING FOR THIS
OPPORTUNITY TO PLAY FOOTBALL IN
AN ATMOSPHERE LIKE THIS.
THE FACT THAT IT'S FREEZING WILL
MAKE IT MORE FUN, BELIEVE ME
AFTER THE FACT.
IN 2021, WITH GREEN BAY.
>> OH, YEAH, THEY ARE HERE.
BRO, IT'S COLD HERE.
THIS IS LIKE NOT BAD.
THIS IS NOT BAD.
>> WELCOME, EVERYONE TO
LAMBEAU FIELD AND GREEN BAY, THE
TEMPERATURE NOW 14 DEGREES.
>> IT'S A MIND-SET.
IT'S ALL A MIND-SET.
>> THE 49ers WITH A VICTORY!
>> GOING TO AN NFC CHAMPIONSHIP
GAME.
>> LAST YEAR AT BUFFALO, OKAY?
WITH THE TEAM EVEN MORE BEAT UP
THAN THIS ONE!
>> AND HE FUMBLES!
UNBELIEVABLE!
>> WE WERE 2 MINUTES AND 29
SECONDS DOWN BY THREE ON
FOURTH DOWN, OKAY?
>> INCOMPLETE!
AND BUFFALO TAKES OVER ON DOWNS.
>> DID NOT WORK OUT, BUT HOLY
FUCK, IT WAS PROBABLY THE MOST
FUN ATMOSPHERE IN FOOTBALL YOU
HAVE EVER PLAYED.
NO MIND-SET ON SATURDAY NIGHTS
WILL BE LIKE FUCK YEAH, I WISH
IT WAS COLDER!
YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT ADVERSITY
AS AN OPPORTUNITY?
WELL HOT DAMN, WE ARE GOING
ARROWHEAD.
I ASKED LAST YEAR I WISH IT WAS
COLDER, IT GOT COLDER.
AND I'M NOT SURE IF YOU HAVE
SEEN ME IN A BREEZE, I AM ALWAYS
COLD.
AND I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT.
I CANNOT FUCKING WAIT, BECAUSE
IF YOU DO SOMETHING AND SAY
"FUCK IT" WITH THE CREW, THAT'S
WHEN THE MOVEMENT TO LOOK AT THE
MOMENT IS REAL.
WANT TO DO SOMETHING EPIC, BE A
WARM WEATHER TEAM THAT HAS NOT
WON OUT PLAYOFF GAME IN A
QUARTER-CENTURY!
OKAY, AND DO IT WHEN EVERYONE
SAYS YOU CAN'T.
>> LET ME TELL YOU WHAT'S GOING
TO HAPPEN, IF YOU HAVE NOT
PLAYED AT ARROWHEAD, IT'S GOING
TO LOOK LIKE A GREEN FIELD, IT'S
PAINTED DIRT.
IT IS PAINTED DIRT, THAT'S WHAT
IT IS.
SO MAKE SURE YOU TAKE A COUPLE
OF DIFFERENT PAIRS OF SHOES.
THE TEMPERATURE IS GOING TO MAKE
THAT DIRT ROCK HARD.
>> ARE NOT GOING TO SPEND A LOT
OF TIME TALKING ABOUT, I'M SURE
YOU LOVE LOOKED WHAT THE WEATHER
WILL BE.
WHEN WE PLAY AT SUPPOSED TO BE
MINUS 14 DEGREES WINDCHILL,
GUESS WHAT TEMPERATURE IT IS FOR
THEM?
THE SAME SHIT.
♪ ♪
>> Narrator: THE KANSAS CITY
CHIEFS ARE THE NFL'S "IT TEAM."
♪ ♪
>> LET'S GO!
>> Narrator: THEIR HEAD COACH
ANDY REID HAS MORE WINS THAN ALL
BUT THREE COACHES IN NFL
HISTORY-INCLUDING ONE AGAINST
THE DOLPHINS EARLIER THIS YEAR.
♪ ♪
>> THEY HAD FUMBLES STRIP SIX.
>> CLICK OUT TO THE LEFT SIDE!
ON THE BALL COMES OUT!
IT'S A FUMBLE, AND THE CHIEFS
HAVE IT.
THEY THREW IT TO TYREEK, BUT IT
WENT BACK.
>> Narrator: QUARTERBACK PATRICK
MAHOMES CAN DO THINGS NO ONE
ELSE CAN, AND IS THE LEAGUE'S
REIGNING MVP.
>> FIRES THAT TO THE RIGHT SIDE,
IT IS CAUGHT!
>> YOU'VE GOT IT, SHIT!
MUSIC >> THAT WAS CRAZY, THAT
WAS CRAZY.
>> I WAS AT THAT.
>> Narrator: AND ONE DAY, TIGHT
END TRAVIS KELCE WILL BE GOING
TO THE HALL OF FAME.
RIGHT NOW, HE'S GOING WITH THE
PLANET'S BIGGEST POP STAR.
>> I TOOK THAT PICTURE AND THINK
THAT IT SUMS UP THE DAY FOR
KANSAS CITY.
THEY ARE ON TOP OF THE WORLD.
>> NUMBER 1, 87, 87 IS STILL THE
PLAN, PROBABLY NOW MORE THAT WE
ARE IN THE PLAYOFFS.
>> Narrator: TYREEK HILL KNOWS
THE CHIEFS WELL.
HE SPENT HIS FIRST 6 SEASONS
WITH THEM AND DELIVERED THE KEY
PLAY IN THEIR SUPER BOWL 54
VICTORY.
>> WHAT ROUTE WAS THAT THAT YOU
RAN?
THAT WAS A PYLON?
NO, THAT WAS NOT A PILE ON, WHAT
WAS THAT?
>> THAT'S THE PLAY, CHIP WALKS.
>> WE HAVE TO RUN WALKS?
>> I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE IT WAS
THIRD AND 20 SOMETHING?
>> YES.
>> THIRD AND 15.
>> IT SO YOU STEPPED IN AND
TACKLED THE SAFETY, ONCE HAD THE
PYLON, BUT YOU DID NOT COME BACK
BACK?
>> HE WANTS TO GET THE ARM PASS,
WIDE OPEN HILL!
AWAY FROM SAN FRANCISCO!
>> I JUST GOT THERE SO FAST --
>> OKAY, WE GET IT, YOU ARE A
FAST GUY.
>> WHAT ARE TEXT MESSAGES LIKE
BETWEEN YOU AND MAHOMES AND
KELCE THIS WEEK?
>> I HAVE NOT TEXTED MAHOMES
SINCE THEY BEAT MY ASS.
AND I TEXTED KELCE, BUT HE HAS
NOT TEXTED ME BACK.
I GUESS HE IS WITH TAYLOR SWIFT,
THEY ARE TOO FAMOUS FOR ME NOW,
I GUESS.
>> I'M PRETTY SURE TAYLOR SWIFT
IS GOING TO BE A FAN TOO.
>> T SWIFT.
>> MY BOO!
>> YOU?
COME ON, BROTHER.
YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE HER FAN
THOUGH, WHY?
I BELIEVE THAT.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT SHE WILL SAY,
SHE WILL SAY...
NOT ONLY ARE THE PLAYS GOOD,
BUT, MAN THE ORCHESTRATION OF
THE OFFENSE, SHE WILL BE A FAN
OF THAT.
>> YES, FOR SURE.
100%.
THE ORCHESTRATION OF THE
OFFENSE.
YES.
♪ ♪
>> I'M GOING TO TELL MY WIFE,
LOOK, I WILL BUY YOU A FRONT ROW
TICKETS RIGHT BEHIND US.
SHE DID NOT WANT TO GO TO THE
GAME AND SHIT.
SEE HOW I FEEL, COLD AS SHIT.
WE HAVE A BUNCH OF NEW FACES OUT
HERE ON THE DEFENSE, THAT'S WHAT
IT FEELS LIKE.
>> Narrator: INJURIES HAVE
ROBBED MIAMI OF THEIR 4 BEST
LINEBACKERS.
THAT'S TROUBLE, NO MATTER HOW
YOU DO THE MATH.
>> JUST DOING THE MATH THERE
SEEMS LIKE A PRETTY GOOD
LIKELIHOOD THAT SOMEONE WHO IS
NOT IN THE BUILDING YESTERDAY IS
GOING TO PLAY ON SATURDAY, IS
THAT A FAIR ASSESSMENT?
>> THAT'S PRETTY GOOD MATH.
>> WHAT ARE THEY SAYING IN MIAMI
ABOUT FANGIO'S PLANS TO SLOW
DOWN MAHOMES CONSIDERING HIS
GUYS ARE DROPPING LIKE FLIES.
WHAT'S LEFT OF HIS DEFENSE?
>> THE DOLPHINS HAVE RESPECT FOR
MAHOMES, THEY HAVE TO FIGURE OUT
HOW TO GET A PASS RUSH BEHIND
HIM.
HE IS THE HARDEST GUIDE TO GET
SACKED.
THEY HAVE LOST THREE STARTING
LINEBACKERS IN THE LAST TEN
DAYS, JEROME BAKER, ANDREW
VAN GINKEL, AND BRADLEY CHUBB,
AND THEN HE PASS RUSHERS BADLY.
HOW BADLY?
THEY WENT INTO THE WAIVER WIRE
AND FOUND THE OLDEST BEST PASS
RUSHER THEY COULD FIND AND AN END
JUST IN HOUSTON AND EMILY GREED,
AND BRUCE IRVING TO COME IN,
THEY SIGN ALL THREE GUYS AND AT
THAT PASS RUSH ABILITY.
SO WE GO IF YOU REMEMBER, THE
FIRST EIGHT YEARS OF HIS CAREER
WERE WITH THE KANSAS CITY
CHIEFS.
>> ISN'T LIFE AMAZING?
YOU GOING BACK TO ARROWHEAD THIS
WAY IS COOL AS FUCK TO ME.
ISN'T IT GREAT?
>> YES, SIR.
>> HAPPY TO HAVE YOU, BRO.
HAPPY, HAPPY.
>> THESE GUYS ARE 35 AND 36, IT
SHOWS JUST HOW MUCH THE DOLPHINS
NEED PASS RUSH BADLY GOING INTO
SATURDAY.
>> YOU HAVE A WHOLE NEW ROOM,
KID!
WE CAN TEACH YOU SOME SHIT!
>> YOU PROBABLY AREN'T LYING.
>> SO OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVE NOT MET
EVERYBODY, WE HAVE GOT A LOT --
SO WE HAVE NOW, YOU GOT A
SUPER BOWL?
>> YES.
>> YOU GOT A SUPER BOWL?
>> NO.
>> SO WE ADDED ANOTHER
SUPER BOWL, AND A SHIT TON OF
FUCKING SACKS.
WE ADDED A 20 PIECE IN ONE
SEASON.
>> SO LET'S JUST WALK THIS SHIT
OFF.
THAT'S WHAT WE ARE DOING!
[LAUGHS]
NO DOUBT!
>> HOLD ON!
SO YOU ARE THE YOUNGEST ON THE
TEAM?
>> YES, AND ME AND BRUCE WAS IN
THE SAME CLASS, BUT BRUCE IS 36.
>> HE IS OLDER?
>> YES, 34.
>> HE IS THE YEAR BEFORE, BUT
I'M 34.
>> HE IS IN YOUR 13, 12, 12,
NINE?
>> EIGHT.
>> THAT SHIT CRAZY.
>> Narrator: MELVIN INGRAM HAS
BEEN WITH THE DOLPHINS BEFORE.
HE EVEN PLAYED IN LAST YEAR'S
WILD CARD GAME.
>> AND THEY'VE GOT HIM, INGRAM
AND SEALER.
>> Narrator: HE WAS OUT OF
FOOTBALL ENTIRELY BEFORE THE
DOLPHINS SIGNED HIM LAST MONTH.
>> AND THEY'VE GOT HIM!
IT WAS INGRAM.
>> JUST A GREAT RUSH THERE!
>> FRESH OFF THE COUCH.
THAT WAS A DMP A FEW WEEKS AGO.
>> NOW WHAT WERE WE DOING THE
WHOLE TIME?
>> WORKING OUT, COACHING MY
KIDS, MY SON IS PLAYING
BASKETBALL, FOOTBALL, AND
SOCCER, SO I WAS COACHING THEM
AND ENJOYING LIFE.
>> NOTHING LIKE PLAYING THOUGH?
>> NOTHING LIKE IT.
>> DID YOU MISS IT?
>> OF COURSE, OF COURSE.
I AM JUST HAPPY AND BLESSED TO
BE BACK.
>> Narrator: INGRAM IS A
THREE-TIME ALL-PRO.
HE'S GOT SKILLS AND SAVVY.
MIAMI IS HOPING THE FORMER CHIEF
HAS ENOUGH IN THE TANK FOR ONE
LAST RIDE.
>> IS NOW THE BALL IS OUT!
MELVIN INGRAM KNOCKED THE BALL
OUT TO!
>> AND THE BLITZ, LOOSE BALL
INSIDE THE LINES TO THE,
TOUCHDOWN DOLPHINS.
MELVIN INGRAM CLEANED IT UP FOR
THE TOUCHDOWN.
>> HEY, I WOULD LIKE TO JUST
KNOCK IT OUT.
COME ON, MAN, LET ME SCOOP IT.
>> YOU'RE GOING RIGHT NOW --
>> TEN CARRIES IN THE LEAGUE.
>> HOW MANY YARDS YOU GET?
>> YOU GET TEN.
>> AGAINST US IF YOU ARE NOT
GETTING IT DONE.
>> ALL RIGHT, TEN CARRIES, I CAN
GET TO IT.
>> 25 YARDS?
>> 25 EUROS CARRIED.
>> THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.
>> I WILL FALL FORWARD FOR TWO
OR THREE?
COME ON, YOU MEAN YOU HAVE SEEN
ME PASS RUSH.
I'M REGISTERED.
I'M GOING TO PRESSURE AND GET
DOWNHILL.
>> FULLBACK DILATED.
>> HOW ARE YOU GUYS DOING
TONIGHT?
>> HOW ARE YOU DOING?
>> WOULD YOU LIKE SPARKLING ARE
FLAT WHITE?
>> WE NEED SPARKLING.
>> I LOVE IT!
THE GARLIC CHEESY BREAD IS
EVERYBODY'S FAVORITE!
>> BRO, IF YOU CAN SIT DOWN AND
WRITE IT JUST FROM BEING AT KC
AND THEN PLAYING HERE, MIAMI FOR
A YEAR AND THEN BEING IN THE
COURIER, COACHING MY KIDS AND
THEN MIAMI CALLS AND I AM COMING
IN THERE.
BOOM, FIRST PLAYOFF GAME, KC.
YOU CAN'T WRITE AT NO BETTER.
>> NO, THAT'S CRAZY.
>> DO YOU REMEMBER IN KC MUST
MARK YOU CAN'T OPEN A DOOR
THAT'S HOW COLD IT IS OUT THERE.
IT'S GOING TO BE COLD.
>> IT'S RIDICULOUS.
>> IT'S GOING TO BE COLD.
I'M GLAD I HAVE EXPERIENCED IT.
>> YEAH, YOU WILL KNOW WHAT TO
EXPECT, EVERYBODY ELSE BETTER BE
ON THEIR Ps AND Qs.
>> FOR SURE, BUT IT'S GOING TO
BE SMOOTH.
I HAVE BEEN THERE, AND I KNOW
THE ATMOSPHERE IS GOING TO BE
AMAZING FOR REAL, BRO.
I CAN'T WAIT.
KC IS A CHAMPIONSHIP TEAM, MIKE
SAYS THIS ALL THE TIME, YOU WANT
TO DO EXTRAORDINARY THINGS IN
THIS LEAGUE, YOU HAVE TO TAKE IT
FROM CHAMPIONS.
KC, TO BUILD YOU HAVE TO GO.
NO MATTER HOW THIS SHIT GOES,
YOU HAVE TO GO FORWARD.
IF YOU WANT TO WIN, YOU GOT TO
GO THROUGH THE COLD.
I'M COOL WITH IT.
♪ ♪
♪ I CAN FEEL IT COMING IN THE
AIR TONIGHT ♪
♪ OH, LORD ♪
♪ AND I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
MOMENT FOR ALL MY LIFE ♪
♪ OH, LORD ♪
♪ CAN YOU FEEL IT COMING IN THE
AIR TONIGHT ♪
♪ O LORD ♪
♪ OH, LORD ♪
♪ WELL, I REMEMBER ♪
♪ I REMEMBER DON'T WORRY ♪
♪ HOW COULD I EVER FORGET IT'S
THE FIRST TIME ♪
♪ IT'S THE LAST TIME WE EVER
MET ♪
>> IT'S CALLED A DEFINING
MOMENT, AND THAT'S RIGHT NOW.
THERE IS NO PAST, THERE IS NO
FUTURE.
THERE IS EVERY PLAY ALL DAY!
YOU WANT SOMETHING WORTHWHILE,
LET'S GO GET IT TOGETHER!
CAPTAIN HAS GOT IT!
>> LET'S GO, EVERYBODY AND!
ALL WE NEED IS EACH OTHER TODAY!
ONE, TWO, THREE!
>> DOLPHINS!
♪ ♪
♪ I CAN FEEL IT COMING IN THE
AIR TONIGHT ♪
♪ OH, LORD ♪
♪ BUT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
MOMENT FOR ALL MY LIFE ♪
♪ OH, LORD ♪
♪ I CAN FEEL IT IN THE AIR
TONIGHT, OH, LORD, OH, LORD ♪
♪ WELL, I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR
THIS MOMENT FOR ALL MY LIFE ♪
♪ OH, LORD ♪
♪ I CAN FEEL IT COMING IN THE
AIR TONIGHT ♪
♪ OH, LORD ♪
♪ AND I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
MOMENT FOR ALL MY LIFE ♪
♪ OH, LORD ♪
>> WE ARE UNDERWAY HERE AT
ARROWHEAD STADIUM.
>> THE TEMPERATURE, 27 DEGREES
BELOW THE WINDCHILL, FOURTH
COLDEST IN AN NFL PLAYOFF GAME.
>> LOOK AT THEIR BREATH.
LIKE THIS AS A WHOLE ANOTHER
LEVEL OF COLD.
>> HEY,, YOU HAVE ICICLES ON YOUR
BEARD!
THAT SHIT IS FIRE!
HEY, WHO IS THAT?
>> GET IN HERE.
GETTING HERE!
>> Narrator: IT'S MINUS 4
FAHRENHEIT AND PATRICK MAHOMES
STILL MANAGES TO START THE GAME
WITH A HOT HAND.
DOESN'T HELP THAT MIAMI'S
DEFENSE IS MISSING 5 STARTERS.
♪ ♪
>> LET'S GO!
>> THEY HAVE BEEN DECIMATED BY
INJURIES.
>> THEY LOST THEIR EDGE RUSHERS
IN JAELAN PHILLIPS AND BRADLEY
CHUBB, AND ANDREW VAN GINKEL,
JAVON HOLLAND, I'D XAVIER
HOLLAND, RUNNING OUT OF PLAYERS
ON THIS DEFENSE.
>> MAHOMES RACING FOR THE
END ZONE, TOUCHDOWN KANSAS CITY!
OPENING DRIVE!
>> THEY HAD US IN THE MOUTH!
WE HAVE TO GO AND GET IT!
>> COME ON!
COME ON!
>> EVERYBODY BACK OUT THERE!
LET'S GO, WE'VE GOT THIS GAME!
LET'S GO!
>> Narrator: MIAMI'S OFFENSE
FINALLY HAS ITS FULL ARRAY OF
WEAPONS, INCLUDING RAHEEM
MOSTERT AND JALEN WADDLE-BOTH
BACK FROM INJURY.
[GRUNTING]
>> Narrator: HAVING ALL YOUR
WEAPONS AVAILABLE IS NO
GUARANTEE AGAINST A MISFIRE.
>> TUA PUTS IT UP, HIGH AND
INTERCEPTED!
IT'S MIKE EDWARDS!
>> OH, MY GOD!
♪ ♪
SPEAK OF THE PRESSURE RIGHT IN
TUA'S FACE THAT CAUSES HIM TO
BACK UP AND THROW THE BALL HIGH.
♪ ♪
>> HOW MANY LAYERS YOU GOT ON?
>> WHAT?
>> HOW MANY LAYERS YOU GOT ON?
>> SIX.
>> THAT WAS SMART.
>> MY ASS BLEEDING?
>> YEAH.
ARE YOU GOOD?
YES!
DO YOU SEE HIS BUTT CHEEK?
>> YEAH, MY BUTT CHEEK.
>> WE ARE STARTING TO PLAY BALL
NOW.
>> I BEEN HERE ALL DAY, WHERE
HAVE YOU BEEN?
>> WE ARE GOING NOW.
THIS IS ENOUGH.
>> Narrator: JALEN RAMSEY IS
ONTO SOMETHING.
IF YOU WANT INSTANT HEAT...
TURN THE THERMOSTAT UP TO 10.
>> ALL RIGHT.
[GRUNTING]
>> PLAY ACTION FAKE.
THEY GET IT TO TYREEK, HIS FIRST
RECEPTION OF THE FOOTBALL GAME.
>> KEEP GOING!
KEEP GOING!
>> WITHIN 1.
TUA TAKES THE SHOT DOWN FIELD
FOR HILL!
TYREEK GOT IT WITH INSIDE
THE 10!
TOUCHDOWN TYREEK!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> BACK IN YOUR FUCKING HOUSE!
>> COMING BACK AGAINST HER OLD
TEAM, ONE-ON-ONE, HE MAKES A
GREAT ADJUSTMENT TO COME BACK
THROUGH THE BALL.
AND THE EXPLOSIVENESS OF TYREEK
HILL, THAT'S WHY YOU HAVE TO
GIVE THEM THE FOOTBALL!
♪ ♪
>> [LAUGHS]
>> THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING
ABOUT, BOY.
GOOD SHIT!
COME ON!
>> LET'S GO, MAN!
COME ON, BRO!
>> WAY TO GO, BOY!
>> YOU KNOW I'M COMMON!
>> BUT ALSO THE ENERGY IN THE
SWAGGER AND THE JUICE THAT HE
BRINGS.
HE IS TRYING TO BRING IT
TONIGHT.
>> THROW THAT BITCH!
THROW THE FUCKING BALL!
LEAN ON ME!
COME ON!
>> THAT WAS AMAZING, PERFECT
PLAY.
>> I TOLD HIM, I SAID "THROW
THAT BITCH!"
PUT IT ON THE LINE!
>> IT'S JUST A LITTLE BIT.
>> I DON'T THINK YOU CAN DO THAT
THOUGH.
>> YEAH, HE CAN.
>> Narrator: THERE'S A REASON
THE CHIEFS HAVE WON 8 DIVISION
TITLES IN A ROW.
BUT THERE'S AN EVEN BETTER
REASON THE DOLPHINS HAVE A
PUNCHERS CHANCE TONIGHT: THEY'RE
RELENTLESS.
♪ ♪
>> I WILL TELL YOU ONE THING,
TRAVIS KELCE IS A LOT MORE BULK
IN THIS OFFENSE THEN WE SAW HIM
IN GERMANY.
>> ABSOLUTELY!
HIS GIRL MUST BE IN TOWN.
>> THE PRESSURE OF THE NEW
GIRLFRIEND.
>> LET'S GO D!
>> WALK IT IN.
>> THE GUYS THAT HAVE BEEN ADDED
OVER THE PAST TWO WEEKS.
NO INGRAM, HE HAS BEEN TACKLED.
THEY ARE PLAYING GUYS THAT
SHOWED UP FOUR DAYS AGO.
IT'S BEEN IMPRESSIVE.
THERE IS SEALER, PRESSURE,
PRESSURE, MORE PRESSURE.
>> GOOD JOB, D.
♪ ♪
>> HERE WE GO, MIAMI BRINGS
PRESSURE!
MAHOMES INSIDE, IT'S BROKEN UP
AND DEFLECTED!
AS IT SEALER WHO GOT A HAND UP
THERE?
>> BIG ZACH SIELER HAS HAD SOME
KIND OF YEAR FOR THE DOLPHINS,
WITH THE REFLECTION THAT FORCES
LETTER MY KC, ONLY ONE TOUCH HERE
IN THE FIRST HALF.
>> THIS IS A FREAKING GAME SO
FAR, KEEP GOING.
>> WE NEED TO WIN!
>> YOU HAVE BEEN MESSING UP
TODAY!
ON THAT RIGHT SIDE THOUGH.
>> THAT WAS NOT BAD, NOT BAD!
>> IT'S A BREAK IN KANSAS CITY,
THE DEFENDING CHAMPS OF 9.
MIAMI GETS THE BALL TO START THE
SECOND HALF!
>> YES!
IT'S ON!
FUCK YEAH!
LET'S GO!
>> YES, I BLOCKED IT OUT, I LOVE
HIM!
>> SAME, HE IS A GREAT COACH.
>> MIAMI?
>> THAT'S WHERE I LIVE NOW.
MY HUSBAND AS A PLAYER.
>> OH, COOL!
WHO IS HE?
>> NUMBER 13 MOSTERT!
>> CAN I TAKE A PICTURE WITH
YOU?
>> I AM REALLY NOT THE COOL ONE,
MY HUSBAND IS A COOL ONE.
>> OH, MY GOSH!
AND YOU LOOK FLAWLESS, FLAWLESS.
>> AFTER THAT FIRST ONE, YOU
GUYS PLAYED YOUR ASS OFF.
LET'S DO IT AGAIN, FIND A WAY TO
GET A TAKE AWAY, YOU HAVE TO
FIND A WAY.
YOU ARE BATTLING NOW AND EVERY
PLAY FOR EACH OTHER YOU HAVE TO
COME OUT THE RIGHT WAY!
>> MANY HAVE GONE TO SEEK
SHELTER AT HALFTIME, AND STILL
GOING ON THE STADIUM, THE THIRD
QUARTER!
>> THAT IS A DIRTY HAMSTER, WHAT
IS THAT!
>> THE ATMOSPHERE AT THE FOURTH
COLDEST PLAYOFF GAME IN NFL
HISTORY.
THE AIR TEMPERATURE HAS DROPPED
TO SEVEN BELOW, AND IT FEELS
LIKE 27 BELOW WITH THE WIND.
>> DAMN, COLDEST GAME EVER.
>> I'M RIGHT HERE WITH YOU!
>> DAMN!
>> IT IS DRIZZLING OUT OF MY
NOSE AND ONTO MY COAT.
>> ARE YOU COLD?
>> YEAH!
>> I WISH IT WAS COLDER!
>> WHERE YOU FROM?
>> SOUTH CAROLINA!
WHERE DO YOU THINK, SHIT.
>> MIAMI COMES INTO THE FIELD
GOAL, STILL GOING AROUND, THEY
HAVE TO GET GOING!
>> LET'S GO, BABY!
A COME ON, OFFENSE!
>> Narrator: MIAMI'S OFFENSE WAS
THE REGULAR SEASON'S TOP-RANKED
UNIT.
TONIGHT, THEY'RE ICE COLD.
[GRUNTING]
>> LOOK AT HILL!
>> INCOMPLETE, AND RIGHT IN
FRONT OF MIKE McDANIEL AND THE
MIAMI BENCH!
>> TUA GETTING THE OFFENSE
GOING.
>> TAGOVAILOA THROWS, AND
OVERTHROWS THE RECEIVER.
>> AND TO THE OTHER FOUR HILL.
>> WE CAN'T DO YOU SHIT, MAN.
>> SHIT!
>> IN THIS MIAMI OFFENSE THAT
FELT UNSTOPPABLE EARLY IN THE
SEASON HAS SCORED 40 POINTS AND
ALMOST THE LAST 11 QUARTERS.
>> WE CAN'T PUT UP POINTS, CUS.
NOT IN THIS TYPE OF GAME.
IF THE DEFENSE DID ALL THEY
COULD DO, BUT WE CANNOT PUT UP
THE POINTS, BRO.
>> THIS IS ANNOYING AS FUCK, WE
SHOULD NOT BE DOING THAT, WITH
11 NEW PLAYERS.
>> BUSTED UP AND BANDED IT OVER
FOR MOST OF THE GAME, MIAMI'S
DEFENSE HAS KEPT KC OUT AT THE
END ZONE.
BUT GUTS ONLY GO SO FAR.
♪ ♪
>> THIRD DOWN, THIRD DOWN!
>> WE NEED TO STOP RIGHT HERE!
>> AT THE DOLPHINS 27.
>> AS MAHOMES ESCAPES AND THROWS
IT SIDELINE, NOBODY IS OVER
THERE.
>> THE FLAG IS THROWN!
>> WHAT IS IT?
ROUGHING?
OR HOLDING?
>> NUMBER 94, HAVE A DISTANCE TO
THE GOAL, AUTOMATIC FIRST DOWN.
>> THAT IS A DAGGER RIGHT THERE.
CHRISTIAN WILKINS.
THIRD AND 20, KILLING THE
DOLPHINS.
>> JUST IN HOUSTON WAS LOOKING
FOR A HOLDING CALL HERE.
PROBABLY SHOULD'VE GOT ONE.
>> COVERING UP THE HOLES THAT
YOU CAN FIND.
>> HEY!
THERE'S HOLDING IN THERE!
>> McDANIEL CANNOT BELIEVE IT,
HE IS BESIDE HIMSELF.
>> APPEARED THAT THE DOLPHINS
HAD ANOTHER STOP AS THE DEFENSE
HAS PLAYED WELL AND BEING ABLE
TO BEND AN OUTBREAK.
>> THE CHIEFS IN SCORING
POSITION AGAIN AND LEADING 19-7
HERE IN THE FOURTH.
♪ ♪
>> NOW THE CHIEFS SPIN OUT, THEY
ARE GOING TO GO TO A SINGLE WIN
TYPE PLAY HERE.
A DIRECT SNAP.
>> TAKES THE CATCH, BOUNCES
LEFT, AND TO THE END ZONE,
TOUCHDOWN KANSAS CITY!
>> A 3-YARD TOUCHDOWN RUN BY
PACHECO!
BUILDING A 13 PLAY, 72-YARD
DRIVE.
>> TAYLOR SWIFT WILL BE HAPPY
TONIGHT!
>> THIS SEASON IS DONE FOR
MIAMI.
>> I LOVE YOU TOO, BUD.
THESE LAST FOUR YEARS WHERE THE
MOST INCREDIBLE OF MY LIFE,
BROTHER.
>> WELL, BOYS, I HAVE TO SAY I
LOVE YOU ALL, MAN.
I MEAN, IT'S BEEN A FUN YEAR,
DOG.
WE'VE HAD UPS AND WE'VE HAD
DOWNS.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THOUGH.
>> MIKE McDANIEL, AN
OUTSTANDING FOUNDATION THEY HAVE
BUILT AND MIAMI
BACK-TO-BACK-TO-BACK APPEARANCES
IN THE PLAYOFFS, BUT KNOCKED OUT
FOR THE SECOND STRAIGHT YEAR.
>> SHOUT OUT TO YOUR COACH, MAN.
>> SHOUT OUT!
>> HAVE A GREAT OFF-SEASON!
YOU ARE DOING AMAZING!
APPRECIATE YOU, DOG.
>> LOVE YOU, BROTHER.
>> LOVE YOU, MAN.
>> I'M SO PROUD OF YOU AS A
TEAMMATE.
>> I'M SO GLAD THAT WE HAVE BEEN
HERE FOR A WHILE.
>> MAN, THAT SUCKS!
THIS IS NOT HOW YOU WANT TO GO
OUT, NOT HOW YOU WANT TO GO OUT.
♪ ♪
>> BRING IT UP, FELLOWS, BRING
IT UP, BRING IT UP!
YOU KNOW, I THINK SOMETHING THAT
IS SPECIAL ABOUT THIS TEAM IS
THERE IS LESS OF PEOPLE POINTING
FINGERS AT OTHER PEOPLE, AND A
LOT OF PEOPLE HURTING THINKING
ABOUT WHAT MORE THEY COULD HAVE
DONE.
I KNOW THAT DAMN SURE INCLUDES
MYSELF.
THIS IS WHAT WE SAID WE DID NOT
WANT, JUST TO TASTE THE
PLAYOFFS.
WE DID NOT DELIVER, SO WE ARE
GOING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO
FUCKING DO THAT.
BECAUSE THERE IS CHAMPION SHIT
ALL OVER THIS TEAM.
AND IT'S A FUCKING SHAME.
IT REMINDS YOU WHY YOU COMMIT SO
MUCH TO THIS GAME, BECAUSE THIS
HURTS, MAN.
THIS TEAM, THIS SEASON -- FUCK
DID YOU GUYS MAKE ME PROUD, HOW
YOU BATTLED!
I AM HONORED TO BE THE COACH OF
YOU GUYS.
YOU GUYS ARE WARRIORS, AND WE
WILL GET THROUGH THIS, BUT IT
WILL BE TOUGH.
AND THAT'S OKAY.
I LOVE YOU GUYS, MAN.
>> HEY, I JUST WANT TO SAY I
LOVE YOU ALL BOYS, AND I KNOW
THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THAT WE
THOUGHT THE SEASON WOULD END,
BUT I'M PROUD OF ALL OF US, THE
WAY WE THOUGHT, THIS WAS THE
MOST FUN I HAVE HAD IN THE
LEAGUE SINCE I HAVE BEEN IN IT.
I LOVE YOU BOYS, AND YOU MADE
THIS YEAR SPECIAL FOR ME.
KEEP FIGHTING, REMEMBER THIS
FEELING.
WE WILL TRAIN IN THE OFF-SEASON.
TAKE THIS SHIT WITH YOU FOR
REAL, HAVE THE RIGHT MIND-SET
WHEN YOU COME BACK NEXT YEAR AND
BE READY TO KILL EVERYTHING.
I LOVE YOU ALL.
FINS ON THREE.
ONE, TWO, THREE --
>> FINS!
♪ ♪
>> Narrator: THE JOURNEY THAT
BEGAN LAST APRIL HAS COME TO AN
END.
IT WASN'T FOR A LACK OF EFFORT,
OR TALENT OR COURAGE.
AND THE GENUINE FELLOWSHIP SEEN
IN THE PHOTO SO LONG AGO, WAS
NOT FOR A LACK OF SOMETHING.
GIVE YOURSELF BODY AND SOUL TO
SOMETHING FOR 10 MONTHS AND IT
CHANGES YOU.
>> HERE WE GO, WE ARE GOING TO
TAKE A FEW.
>> Narrator: AND IF YOU
BELIEVE AND WHAT YOU'RE DOING,
AND MAKES YOU BETTER.
THE DOLPHINS HAVE COME A LONG
WAY IN TWO YEARS UNDER MIKE
McDANIEL, STILL THERE'S A LOT
TO GO.
THEIR SEASON IS OVER, BUT THEIR
STORY IS NOT.
BECAUSE LOSING DOESN'T GET THE
FINAL WORD AS LONG AS YOU'RE
WILLING TO FIGHT.
AFTER ALL, APRIL IS RIGHT AROUND
THE CORNER.
♪ ♪
>> HOW ARE WE FEELING?
STRAIGHT?
>> IT'S LIKE A MOVIE.
>> OH, SHIT!
>> WE WILL REROLL ONE.
♪ ♪
>> I AM MIC'D UP.
>> I AM MIC'D UP, I DON'T WANT
TO SHOW IF I AM RUNNING, I JUST
THINK DORKS DO THAT.
>> SCIENTOLOGY BACK TO PICTURE,
TAKE ONE.
>> I FEEL LIKE A DORK.
>> HERE IT IS.
♪ ♪
>> STRONGER ON THE TAPE.
>> MAKE SURE THEY SEE MY
ADAM SANDLER SHIRT, BECAUSE I
NEED ADAM SANDLER TO SEE THIS.
>> YOU WANT TO GO ON THE CEMENT,
WE SEE YOU WITH EVERYTHING.
♪ ♪
>> DON'T BEAT UP THE REINDEER
LIKE THAT!
>> THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE
NICE THINGS.
>> WITH THAT SHIT RIGHT THERE IS
WORKING NOW.
>> GUSHERS!
>> YES!
>> IT'S CRUSHING AT!
>> THOSE ARE POCKETS GOING
THROUGH.
>> OH, BRO, GUSHERS ARE THE
SHIT!
IS THERE SUCH THING AS LIFE
AFTER DEATH?
♪ ♪