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SONG: # La-la la la
# Ah-ah
# La-la la la
# Ooh # The spicks and the specks
# Tra-la-la La-la-la. #
# Tra-la-la (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
G'day, I'm Adam Hills.
Welcome to Spicks and Specks, the music quiz show
that was born to run, but didn't stretch first
that was born to run, and now we've all done our hammies.
Joining me as always are our two team captains.
The woman who's noddin' her head, like, "Yeah,"
The woman who's noddin' and movin' her hips like, "Yeah,"
so the nurse said she should be OK to go home on Wednesday,
so the nurse said she should be it's Myf Warhurst.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
And the man who's a fan of uptown funk, downtown funk,
outer suburbs funk
and even down at his parents' beach house for the weekend funk,
and even down at his parents' Alan Brough.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
Myf's first guest tonight is a singer-songwriter
who was nominated for two ARIA Awards
when she was only 17.
She's here tonight to make the rest of us look bad.
Please welcome Odette!
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
Myf's second guest is a comedian who's been on this show so many times
we're changing the title to Spicks and Dave.
Please welcome Dave O'Neil!
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
Alan's first guest is the lead singer of Aussie band Eskimo Joe
who says his career highlight
was playing the AFL grand final last year.
Not sure why. I had a look at his stats, he didn't get a single kick.
Not sure why. I had a look at his Please welcome Kav Temperley.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
And Alan's final team member (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
And Alan's final team member is a comedian
who once played Dungeons & Dragons with an actor from 'Magic Mike'.
Yes, she had to stuff $20 in his codpiece
Yes, she had to stuff $20 just to see his Dragonlance.
Please welcome the host of 'Win the Week', Alex Lee.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
So much stuff to get to,
but firstly, Dungeons & Dragons with whom from 'Magic Mike'?
Joe Manganiello, who was the guy from 'Magic Mike'
who, like, sexily danced in a grocery store.
Right. Right. Do you remember?
Right. Right. Yeah, you remember!
How did you end up playing in L.A. with a guy from 'Magic Mike'?
Well, I have a Dungeons & Dragons group that I play with
and we do a comedy show,
and then they brought us over 'cause we're Australians who play.
And then there was this scandal in the D&D community
where this famous American D&D player,
they found out he was cheating on his wife
with another lady in their team.
(GASPS) DAVE: No!
And so they were out of the competition, so I got to slide in.
Was he kicked out for the cheating or because he wasn't a virgin?
Was he kicked out for the cheating (LAUGHTER)
I think Joe Manganiello's (LAUGHTER)
I think Joe Manganiello's not a virgin.
I know that because he's married to the hottest woman on the planet.
Which is Sofia Vergara. Gloria in 'Modern Family'.
Yeah! Wow.
And it's just such a tragedy that you can be that beautiful
and married to such a massive nerd.
(LAUGHTER) No, I disagree.
I think it's wonderful and I think it should be celebrated.
I think it's wonderful (LAUGHTER)
Alright, let's talk music. (LAUGHTER)
Alright, let's talk music. We've covered the nerd angle.
Now, Kav and Odette, as different as your music is,
Now, Kav and Odette, there is some link between you.
You've both had an awkward experience with John Travolta.
MYF: What? (LAUGHTER)
So tell me more, tell me more.
Well, uh, it turns out,
myself and Odette, that it was
actually part of the same event, which is this big thing
actually part of the same event, they put on called G'Day USA.
And they get all the best they put on called G'Day USA.
And they get all the best produce of the year,
And they get all the best you know, whether it be like...
Fresh meat!
..fine wines or actors or musicians
and they put on these big gala events.
And we were super-excited, 'cause we were gonna be introduced by
And we were super-excited, 'cause John Travolta and Bindi Irwin.
And we were playing our song 'New York' and we were in New York
and we had an orchestra and all the rest of it.
But for some reason my in-ear monitors -
we've got these little monitors that go into your ears -
was on the same, like, radio signal as John Travolta's mike.
So I just heard John talking to Terri
about where Bindi should go to school in America.
"Like, you know, the kids, they go to this school
"and they're OK with celebrities and no-one stares.
"You know, I really think you guys should move here."
Terri was trying to get out of it the whole entire time.
(LAUGHTER)
It was probably Scientology. That's what I was gonna say!
Yeah.
"Yeah, we've got a little bit of a, you know, leaning towards science
"Yeah, we've got a little bit of a, "and -tology."
(LAUGHTER)
So, what's your John Travolta story? At the same event, as it turns out!
It was the same event, and I was really excited.
And, yeah, so I get on the stage
and this sort of, like, Hollywood director is, like,
and this sort of, like, "More sexy! Give me sexy, sexy."
And so I'm just there, like... (SINGS WORDLESSLY)
And so I'm just there, like... And I had to sing Helen Reddy.
It was a tribute to Helen Reddy. So I was singing 'Angie Baby'.
And I look to the audience and she's, like, "Come on,
"you wanna serve sexy for the people in the front row."
Oh, my God!
I look up and John Travolta is just...
(LAUGHTER) DAVE: Creepy.
Have you ever disappointed John Travolta
with your display of appeal?
Because I have.
(LAUGHTER)
It was frightening.
But the song 'Angie Baby' is about a girl who's a bit of an outcast
who sits in her room and listens to the radio all day.
And then a boy comes in, quote, "with evil on his mind".
He then is shrunk and taken into the radio, never to be seen again.
He then is shrunk and taken into She is a serial killer, Angie Baby.
She is a teen-dream serial killer that uses the radio.
And how do you make that sexy?
How is it NOT sexy?!
(LAUGHTER)
I interviewed John Travolta once. Yeah?
I said, "Man, I loved you in 'Grease'."
He's, like, "Man, that's really old. How old are you?"
I said, "Well, you were in it. How old are you?"
I said, "Well, you were in it. (LAUGHTER)
"I was in school, mate."
Alright, our first game tonight is called Know Your Product.
Alright, our first game tonight But before we get into round one,
we're doing something different this series called Secret Song.
So throughout the show, I'm gonna be giving our teams
hints, clues and suggestions
as to what that secret song might be.
It could be a lyric, could be a cryptic clue,
it might be a reference to the music video.
If our teams identify the song it might be a reference to the music video.
If our teams identify the song correctly at the end of the show,
If our teams identify the song they'll win an extra five points.
I may have dropped a hint already.
(ALL OOH)
Helen Reddy.
(LAUGHTER)
Alright, back to Know Your Product. Myf and Alan can pick a topic.
Everybody will be quizzed on that topic.
Your choices tonight are 2000s B-Ball Jams,
as illustrated by former player John Rillie,
'90s Country Rock as illustrated by former player John Rillie,
'90s Country Rock
shown by Melbourne music legend Dan Warner.
'70s Songwriters represented by David Bowie as Ziggy Stardust
and 2010s Singers
illustrated by the dancer in Sia's 'Chandelier' video clip,
Maddie Ziegler.
Myf, you can pick first.
2010s Singers. I feel like you might know some answers about the 2010s.
Absolutely. Uh, Alan? OK.
Absolutely. Uh, Alan? Uh, '70s Songwriters.
Cool. OK. Uh, '70s Songwriters.
Cool. OK. Why not?
We'll start with 2010s Singers, though.
Everyone on your buzzers. Let's play Spicks and Specks.
For one point, have a look at this tweet.
Name the Canadian pop star... (BUZZ!)
Whoa! Yes?
It's Justin Bieber. Come on.
Yes! From what? Yeah.
This is the words I heard - 'tweet', 'Canadian'.
That's it. You're completely correct, though. It was Justin Bieber.
The rest of the question was, "Look at this tweet.
"Name the Canadian pop star who played a pivotal role
"in promoting Carly Rae Jepsen's music
"by posting it."
It was indeed Justin Bieber.
Yep, one point. First point. It was indeed Justin Bieber.
Yep, one point. First point. (APPLAUSE)
That particular tweet increased the popularity
That particular tweet of that song incredibly,
as did a video that Bieber and his friends made.
They made a lip-sync video.
And that's why the song took off. This is what the video looked like.
SONG: # Where you think you're goin', baby?
SONG: # Where you think # Hey, I just met you
# And this is crazy
# But here's my number
# So call me maybe... #
She spends all that money on a video clip.
He makes that for, like, five bucks and that's what makes her career.
Alright, listen to this 2012 single by Taylor Swift.
# Ing-ing-ing... #
I need two things. The name of the track and the name of her pop star...
(BUZZ!) Yes?
'Trouble'. Yes.
The name of the guy... That it was written about.
It's either Harry Styles or it's Adam...
It's either Harry Styles ..Adam Levine.
Oh, wow! How do you know this?
So, which one are you going with?
Harry Styles. It is Harry Styles.
Correct. Well done.
(APPLAUSE)
Your final question, for three points.
Look at these albums by Kylie Minogue.
Look at these albums They are 'Aphrodite', 'X', 'Golden',
'Disco', 'Fever' and 'Kiss Me Once'.
Name the three that were released in the 2010s.
(BUZZ!) DAVE: Oh, boy.
Myf's side. 'Disco's her most recent.
The country album, but I can't see the country album.
But maybe that is 'Golden'.
ALAN: That looks like a country album.
ALAN: That looks like You wanna go 'Golden' as one of them?
Yep, 'Golden'. OK, that is correct.
And 'Disco'. 'Golden' was 2018.
And 'Disco' was the last one too.
2019, I think.
ODETTE: I feel like 'Aphrodite' was 2007.
ODETTE: I feel like 'Aphrodite' Yeah. 'Kiss Me Once'.
'Kiss Me Once'. Yeah. 'Kiss Me Once'.
'Kiss Me Once'. And what was your third choice?
'Disco'. No.
Oh! I'm gonna throw it over to this side.
Is it 'Fever'? I wanna say 'Fever'.
Is it 'Fever'? KAV: No, it can't be 'Fever'.
I mean, she ages so terribly, it KAV: No, it can't be 'Fever'.
I mean, she ages so terribly, it should be quite easy, shouldn't it?
I mean, she ages so terribly, it (LAUGHTER)
We've got 'Kiss Me Once', we've got 'Golden'.
There is one other album in there that was released in the 2010s.
KAV: I'm gonna say 'X', then. 'X'? No. I'll go back to this side.
DAVE: I can't help. I'm more a Dannii Minogue fan.
Do we go 'Aphrodite'? (LAUGHTER)
ODETTE: I'm gonna have to say 'Fever'.
'Fever'? No!
'Fever'? No-one's got it. It was...
'Aphrodite'. No-one's got it. It was...
'Aphrodite'. 'Aphrodite'.
It was 'Aphrodite'. No-one said 'Aphrodite'.
It was 'Aphrodite'. No-one gets the points for that.
Now, we mentioned Taylor Swift earlier on,
Now, we mentioned Taylor Swift but Eskimo Joe performed...
..well, at least the same but Eskimo Joe performed...
..well, at least the same concert with her, right?
Yeah. Sound Relief.
So, what's it like, doing a big concert like that
with all these amazing people wandering around?
It feels a little bit of an out-of-body experience.
You're kind of watching yourself move around the space
You're kind of watching yourself and encounter these people,
but it's really hard to take it in in the moment.
It's not till you get to the other side of it
that you go, "Oh, wow, that was amazing!
"All these people were there and there was little old me."
Wasn't Barry Gibb there as well, from the Bee Gees?
Wasn't Barry Gibb there as well, MYF: Get out.
He was actually in the room next door to us.
He was actually in the room But I just remember needing to do
the old nervous wee But I just remember needing to do
the old nervous wee before you go on stage.
And I was, like, OK, I had to go to the toilet.
And I got there, and there was this big bouncer in front of the toilet,
And I got there, and there was this like, "Sorry, you can't come in."
And then I listened,
and Barry Gibb was in there, doing his vocal warm-ups.
He was, like... (IMITATES DOING FALSETTO VOCAL WARM-UP)
(LAUGHTER) Going full 'Stayin' Alive'.
(LAUGHTER) It was amazing.
That was one of those moments It was amazing.
That was one of those moments where I was, like, "This is cool.
"I'm listening to Barry Gibb do his vocal warm-ups."
Think he was weeing at the same time?
Think he was weeing (LAUGHTER)
So no-one else was allowed in the toilets
at the same time as Barry Gibb?
While he did his vocal warm-ups, no.
Or supposedly did his warm-ups. We assume.
Or supposedly did his warm-ups. We assume, yeah.
I mean, what you saw was a large man standing outside a toilet
while a small man inside went, "Whoo-ohh! Whoo-ohh!"
(LAUGHTER) Pretty much, yeah.
Alright, '70s Songwriters. Your first question, for one point.
Rickie Lee Jones wrote which iconic Aussie hit...
(BUZZ!) Ooh. Yes?
(BUZZ!) 'Horses'.
'Horses' by Daryl Braithwaite.
Correct. Oh, I didn't know that!
(APPLAUSE) Yeah!
Alright, for two points, have a look at this photo
Alright, for two points, of an Aussie '70s songwriter.
I need two things.
The names of the two... (BUZZ!)
Yes?
It's Richard Clapton. Richard Clapton is his name.
So Eric Clapton is one of the guitarists
So Eric Clapton is that he's taken his name from.
Yes, that is correct.
Would the other one be Yes, that is correct.
Would the other one be Richard Thompson?
Would the other one be Ooh. Ah...
Because Adam hasn't said, "You're right,"
Because Adam hasn't said, I'm thinking that I'm not right.
Well, you haven't delivered it to me I'm thinking that I'm not right.
Well, you haven't delivered it to me definitively as an answer.
(LAUGHS) Yeah, I see.
You're ---- with me now, aren't you?
(LAUGHTER) Would it be Keith Richards?
Yes, it's Keith Richards! Yes!
It is Keith Richards.
So Richard Clapton took his name
from Eric Clapton and Keith Richards
because they were, yeah, two of his favourite artists.
Anyone turning on now is going, "Wow, Mick Molloy is playing guitar.
"What's happening?" (LAUGHTER)
Your final question, for three points.
Have a listen to the chorus of 'Old Man'
Have a listen to the chorus from the famous 1972 album 'Harvest'.
SONG: # Old man, take a look at my life... #
SONG: # Old man, Alright, I want three things.
The name of the lead singer,
the female vocalist on the harmony, the famous one.
(BUZZ!) And the...
Yes? Ohh!
Well, you've got Neil Young, Linda Ronstadt.
Well, you've got Neil Young, Yes, yes.
And it was about the old man that worked on his property.
Was that the answer? (LAUGHS)
It was gonna be someone else singing on it.
OK, the rest of the question goes to this side.
So you've got Neil Young was the lead singer.
The famous female vocalist on the harmony was Linda Ronstadt.
Who was the fellow singer-songwriter playing the banjo?
Oh, I know this! Goddammit! (BUZZ!)
Oh, I know this! Goddammit! Hang on, I'll let them have a crack.
Earl Scruggs? I don't know.
Banjo reference. ALAN: Ohh!
MYF: Who's a banjo player? First time he'd ever played banjo.
Go on. James Taylor.
Three points out of three.
Neil Young, by the way, demanded his music
be removed from Spotify recently
because it accepted Joe Rogan's antivax stance.
because it accepted His message was heard worldwide,
'cause he was trending the next day.
Unfortunately, the trend was #WhoIsNeilYoung.
(LAUGHTER)
But interesting fact -
while Neil Young is removing his music from Spotify,
Dave O'Neil, yours is finally going on Spotify.
Dave O'Neil, yours is Whoo-hoo!
Dave O'Neil was in a band... Whoo-hoo!
Dave O'Neil was in a band... That's embarrassing.
I was... Go on, tell us, tell us, tell us.
(APPLAUSE) I was in a band in the '80s.
You remember Noiseworks? It wasn't them.
You remember Noiseworks? (LAUGHTER)
I was in a band called Captain (LAUGHTER)
I was in a band called Captain Cocoa. We were teenagers.
Oh, there's a photo of us. That's embarrassing.
This is the photo that's up on Spotify, by the way.
ALAN: That's great! Dave in the background there.
But there's an album being released, right?
Yeah, some German record company are putting a 'best of' out.
Yeah, some German record company Oh, that's gorgeous!
How many albums did you have? One.
How many albums did you have? (LAUGHTER)
I got to thinking during the week
that your music needs I got to thinking during the week
that your music needs a bit of a kick-along
that your music needs and maybe I can do for you
what Justin Bieber did for Carly Rae Jepsen.
Oh, fantastic! Maybe put together a lip-sync video?
It's just a short clip. We can't show all of it. Here are the highlights.
('GOODBYE LOUISE' BY CAPTAIN COCOA PLAYS)
('GOODBYE LOUISE' BY CAPTAIN COCOA (LAUGHTER)
MYF: Oh, the Ice Bucket Challenge!
The drop!
Oh, yeah! There you go.
Oh, yeah! (APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)
You did all the moves - (APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)
You did all the moves - the drop and everything.
You did all the moves - I did the Beyonce drop.
At the end of that round, Myf, Odette and Dave are on five points.
Alan, Kav and Alex are just in front, six points.
Alan, Kav and Alex are just in front, (APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)
Teams have to identify the songs
being played live in the studio.
Tonight, they'll be performed by jazz house ensemble the TEYMORI Band.
Tonight, they'll be performed by jazz (APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)
Alright. Take it away (APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)
Alright. Take it away with song one, please.
(BAND PLAYS SMOOTH FUNKY TUNE)
(BUZZ!)
Whoa, whoa! Yes? (BUZZ!)
Whoa, whoa! Yes? 'Highway to Hell', AC/DC.
I was, like, "Huey Lewis and the News?"
I was, like, "Huey Lewis And you were, like, "AC/DC."
The second you started playing that, I just started smiling.
That sounded so amazing! ALAN: That was great.
Where were you born, firstly? Iran. I was born in Iran.
And you've been to, like, 32 different countries.
How much of all of those countries ends up in your music?
Almost, like, all of it.
Yeah, influences from my roots, African, Brazilian.
Yeah, influences from my roots, Yeah.
And all sorts of genres, obviously, combined into one -
And all sorts of genres, obviously, from hip-hop, house, jazz...
And let me get this straight - from hip-hop, house, jazz...
And let me get this straight - I've been told here
that the band leader, which is you, your name is Amin?
that the band leader, Amin, yep.
And your last name is Payne. Yep.
And your last name is Payne. (LAUGHTER)
Are you in pain? Yes, sir! (LAUGHS)
Are you in pain? (LAUGHTER)
Is that a stage name that you've chosen?
Yeah, so it's... Long story short.
When I was, like, in uni, I finished eating, like, a big meal
and I was walking up the hill, like, "I'm in pain, man."
And my friend's, like, "Oh, that'd be a sick stage name!
"Like, Max Payne, Amin Payne."
(LAUGHTER) "Like, Max Payne, Amin Payne."
(LAUGHTER) 10 years later, here we are.
(APPLAUSE) MYF: I love that!
(APPLAUSE) Perfect.
Alright, can we have song two, please?
Alright, can we have song two, (BAND PLAYS SULTRY TUNE)
(BUZZ!)
Oh, really?
(SINGS) # I know you want, I know you want, I know you do
(SINGS) # I know you want, # Na-na-na, all over you... #
'Don't Cha' by the Pussycat Dolls.
Correct.
'Don't Cha' by the Pussycat Dolls. (APPLAUSE)
Next song, please.
(BAND PLAYS SMOOTH POP TUNE)
(BUZZ!)
Yes? Alex?
Is it 'Aeroplane' by Red Hot Chilli Peppers?
Yes, it is.
'Aeroplane', Red Hot Chilli Peppers.
MYF: Well done.
And can we have the final song, please?
And can we have the final song, (BAND PLAYS UP-TEMPO FUNKY TUNE)
(BUZZ!)
(BOTH SING) # Next time I'll be true... #
'Teardrops'.
'Teardrops', Womack & Womack. Yes, correct!
I loved every second of that.
That was brilliant. Would you please thank the TEYMORI Band?
(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)
Thank you. Thank you.
At the end of that round, Alan, Kav and Alex were on seven points.
Myf, Odette and Dave, just in front, eight points.
Yes! Oh, wow! In front?
Yes! (APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)
Each team will be told an obscure fact
Each team will be told with three possible endings.
You have to tell me the correct ending.
You have to tell me Alan, Kav, Alex, here is your fact.
The band Mac Sabbath...
A, is a Scottish pipe band that only play on Sundays,
B, is a fast food themed Black Sabbath tribute act
or C, was a 1960s skiffle band formed by lead singer Max A'Beth
or C, was a 1960s skiffle band and an inspiration to Black Sabbath.
So the first thing that and an inspiration to Black Sabbath.
So the first thing that occurs to me is...
A lot to unpack. Yeah, there's a lot to unpack.
The fast food themed Black Sabbath tribute act
The fast food themed is filled with possibility.
I agree. So Hamburglar, Ronald McDonald.
Like, I imagine they're dressed as McDonald's characters.
Right. Playing Sabbath.
DAVE: Grimace. Grimace.
How can we forget?
Mayor McCheese, don't forget... Who? Mayor Mc...
Mayor McCheese! When was that?
He got written out of the history books.
Can I ask how many episodes of Spicks and Specks you've done?
I've written it down. 64.
Right. Finally we've found your topic of excellence.
Yes! (LAUGHTER)
Um, I think we can all agree that C is out.
Um, I think we can all agree ALAN: Or can we?
ALEX: What is skiffle? Is that a type of music?
It sounds like a sport that rich people would play.
It's the rhythm. It's, like, tick-tack, tick-tack.
Yeah, they used washboards. Keith Richards was in a skiffle band.
The Beatles. Some of the Beatles. What do you think?
I like the idea of the 1960s skiffle band
that influenced Black Sabbath.
We haven't even addressed the Scottish pipe band
We haven't even addressed that only plays on Sundays.
I mean, it's perfect, but would they call themselves 'Mac'?
Like, is that too obvious? Yeah.
And the second one does seem plausible.
As does the third one. McA'Beth. Mmm.
I think it is B, because I think they just came up with that
I think it is B, because I think as a cool-sounding name, right?
It didn't come from Max A'Beth. Definitely not.
It's B. We'll go for B.
It's B. Mac Sabbath...
..is a fast food themed Black Sabbath tribute act.
Please, please tell me that you've got a picture of them.
Please, please tell me Oh, man, I've got so much more.
So they call themselves Oh, man, I've got so much more.
So they call themselves the founders of Drive-Thru Metal.
So they call themselves Hey!
The lead singer is Ronald Osbourne.
The other band members are Slayer MacCheeze...
The other band members Ah!
..Grimalice... Ah!
..Grimalice... Great!
..Grimalice... ..and Catburglar.
And here they are in action.
SONG: # All day long, we slaughter things
SONG: # All day long, # Trying to keep you satisfied
# We use feed that grows a cow
# Or chicken twice than half its size
# Can you help me
# Scratch the tumour on my brain? #
MYF: Oh, gee! # Scratch the tumour on my brain? #
MYF: Oh, gee! DAVE: Oh!
MYF: Oh, gee! (SHOCKED LAUGHTER)
Wow! (APPLAUSE)
Wow!
What amazes me about that clip
is that is virtually what you described
is that is virtually Mac Sabbath would probably look like.
I'm gonna sue them! (LAUGHTER)
And they're still a going concern? Yes, they still perform.
Children's birthday parties? (LAUGHTER)
Children's birthday parties? At Macca's?
Other fast food bands that don't exist but should, by the way,
Other fast food bands that don't include KFC and the Sunshine Band...
(LAUGHTER)
..Subway to Hell,
Paul McCartney and Chicken Wings.
Oh, no! Linda wouldn't have liked that.
Oh, no! (LAUGHTER)
Simply Red Rooster.
Oh, good one. I like that.
And Whispering Hungry Jack. Oh, good one. I like that.
And Whispering Hungry Jack.
(LAUGHTER)
(APPLAUSE)
Alright, Myf, Odette and Dave, (APPLAUSE)
Alright, Myf, Odette and Dave, here is your fact.
Noel Gallagher was determined to re-release
Oasis's 1995 hit single 'Roll With It' after
Oasis's 1995 hit single A, the song gained popularity
when it was used for a TV commercial for Subway,
B, being consoled by Blur's Damon Albarn
after Chelsea beat Manchester City in the Champions League Final
or C, hearing his brother say that he "couldn't stand that effing song
"and that hearing it made him want to gag." or C, hearing his brother say that he "couldn't stand that effing song
"and that hearing it made him want to gag."
(MYF LAUGHS) What is the correct answer?
Wow!
Well, we all know about the brothers and their animosity.
Liam threw a plum at Noel in France. Oh, did he? (LAUGHS)
Yeah, Noel grabbed the guitar and went at him.
But the plum started it all.
It was all down to the plum.
The plum. OK, so...
But is that too obvious? It feels too obvious, though.
But is that too obvious? I reckon it's B.
It could be B, but there was always the animosity between Oasis and Blur
and whether or not they're actually friends anymore.
I think he's talked to Damon Albarn, but I don't think they're friends.
Do you have to be friends to console another human being?
Do you have to be friends Well...true.
That's true.
Do you have a cold, dead heart? You know?
Do you have a cold, dead heart? (LAUGHS)
There is a level of philosophy
you're bringing to Spicks and Specks that I'm here for.
I don't know if he'd allow his songs to be used for a Subway commercial.
I don't know if he'd allow his songs No.
I think B. But also, it could be C. I don't know.
I think it's...C.
'Cause they hate each other so much.
They do hate each other so much.
Go with C. Seems like the majority is C.
But just so you know, when it's wrong...
But just so you know, Alright.
We're gonna go...C.
We think C. We're gonna go...C.
We think C. We think.
We think C. The correct answer was...
..B!
(ALL GROAN)
Noel was determined to re-release 'Roll With It'
after being consoled by Blur's Damon Albarn.
Oh, my God! The full story is...
Noel Gallagher and Damon Albarn, both sporty.
They both met up after Albarn's posh Chelsea team
They both met up after beat Gallagher's Manchester City
in the final of beat Gallagher's Manchester City
in the final of the European Championships.
in the final of Noel was feeling a bit ginger.
Albarn gloated about the win,
which made Noel decide to re-release 'Roll With It'
which made Noel decide to re-release to re-ignite the Britpop feud
like a baby.
You've met Noel Gallagher.
I've interviewed him, yeah. He's only a little bloke.
Yeah. Aww!
He's this big! He's tiny. He's about that big.
He's pretty feisty, though.
I turned up with a bag of plums and I said...
I turned up with a bag of plums (LAUGHTER)
He's quite funny, Noel. Yes. So I met him on a TV show.
And he talked about how when people come up and get a selfie with him,
he refuses to smile 'cause he just hates selfies so much.
I thought it'd be really funny to pull out my phone and go,
"Oh, that's a shame, 'cause I wanna do this!"
"Oh, that's a shame, And I did, and I got a photo of him.
He told me he'd kill me And I did, and I got a photo of him.
He told me he'd kill me if I ever put it up anywhere.
He told me he'd kill me Are you gonna...do the thing?
Yeah, 'cause he does look quite scary. Here it is.
Yeah, 'cause he does look Yes!
(LAUGHTER)
He's trying to look tough, though. (LAUGHTER)
He's trying to look tough, though. Look at him.
After that round, Alan, Kav and Alex are on eight points.
Myf, Odette and Dave also on eight points.
(APPLAUSE) We got this. We got this.
Our next game tonight is a new one and it's called In Da Club.
Teams have to prove they're the guest of a famous act
Teams have to prove they're inside our nightclub,
but they don't know who that act is.
They have to work it out but they don't know who that act is.
They have to work it out through a process of elimination.
They have to work it out And working the door tonight,
would you please welcome our door lady, Anna Web?
would you please welcome (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
How's your night going, Anna?
It's great. I haven't let anyone in.
The barman's so lonely. I'm having the time of my life!
OK, so can everyone please come down and join the queue for the club.
Maybe alternate one team then the other.
Al, you can go at the front. ALAN: I will!
And then we'll have a member of each team following Alan.
And then we'll have a member It's very late for me, but...
DAVE: I'll go to the back. MYF: I just feel old!
DAVE: I'll go to the back. I'm so not...
Where are you? Oh, there you are!
(LAUGHTER)
Is this a COVID testing queue?
(LAUGHTER)
So...
So here's how it works.
You'll each step forward and give Anna
a fact about the famous person or band
a fact about the famous person you claim to know inside.
If the fact is correct, you get to make another statement.
If it's wrong, you'll be sent to the back of the line.
Once you say the name of the person you know that's inside
Once you say the name of the person and get it correct, you are in.
Anna, over to you.
Alright. You first, happy lumberjack.
(LAUGHTER)
Uh, I'm here to see the... all of them.
Like, I'm friends with all of them that are on tonight.
Like, I'm friends with all of them No, you're not.
I'm not? No, you're not.
I'm not? You're not.
Back of the line. (GROANS)
Next.
Hello.
Hurry it up. Your dress Hello.
Hurry it up. Your dress is giving me hay fever.
Hurry it up. Your dress (LAUGHTER)
Well, I am the lady's human ottoman.
Well, that is an interesting answer. Do go on.
And she requested I be flexible and agile.
I don't know what's going on. Go to the back.
(LAUGHTER)
Can I just say I loved you in 'Eraserhead'.
Can I just say (LAUGHTER)
KAV: Oh, thank you.
Um, I, of course, dressed them KAV: Oh, thank you.
Um, I, of course, dressed them at the Met Gala this year.
Um, I, of course, dressed them I don't believe that for a moment.
They weren't even there. Get to the back of the line.
MYF: Oh! ADAM: Nice try!
I like your disguise. Come dressed as the rope, sneak in.
(LAUGHTER) I know what you're going for.
Is her husband, Jay-Z, in the house? I'm here to see him.
No, you're not. He's not here. He doesn't know you.
Get to the back of the queue!
I see you've come straight from paintball.
(LAUGHTER)
Yes, I have. I have.
Um, yeah, she is...
You know, she's just one of...our...
You know, she's one of ours, isn't she?
She's not. Get outta here. OK.
And you're here to pick up your kids?
That's right. (LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)
Yes. (LAUGHS)
I think you'll find my name's on the door. My name's 'Push'.
I think you'll find my name's So, uh, thank you.
(LAUGHTER)
You know, even if you did know them,
you wouldn't be allowed in You know, even if you did know them,
you wouldn't be allowed in because of that.
you wouldn't be allowed in What? Because of what?
Because of that dad joke you just laid on us there.
Because of that dad joke I'll just go.
(LAUGHTER)
OK, so, so far we know (LAUGHTER)
OK, so, so far we know the person inside is a she.
OK, so, so far we know Oh, OK.
I mean, it's taken six goes to get that far.
I mean, it's taken six goes And not Australian.
And not Australian, because she's not one of us. That's right.
I too am Canadian
and am here to see her.
Well, you're in the wrong place. Get to the back of the line.
Well, you're in the wrong place. I've missed you.
Hello. Nice to see you. Oh, my gosh.
Do you have a question that makes any kind of human sense?
There's a lady, she's in there, she's waiting for me,
There's a lady, she's in there, and she's super happy to see me
because we are both from England.
Well, tell me more. (GASPS)
She's very thin.
(LAUGHTER)
That's an interesting answer, which is correct.
I thought so, because I know her very well!
Do you?
Do you wanna say what her name is or act it out?
Do you wanna say what her name is (CHUCKLES POSHLY)
Her name, as you might already know... She's Posh Spice.
No, she's not. She's not. Back of the line.
Rats! Um...
We both went to culinary school together
but I have helped her out on her new album
but I have helped her out which has come out quite recently.
The last thing you said is true.
The first thing seemed to be The last thing you said is true.
The first thing seemed to be about Nigella Lawson,
The first thing seemed to be which I was confused by.
Go on.
Well, she likes to be known as Dua, but everyone knows her as Dua Lipa.
Well, you're completely wrong. Get out.
MYF: Ohh!
Ohh!
Hello, textural. Hello!
(ODETTE MUTTERS INDISTINCTLY)
I need to go and see my friend because she's recording a podcast.
Everyone's doing a podcast. And I'm gonna be a guest on it.
Well, I don't know if I can answer that,
Well, I don't know because I don't know who you are.
(LAUGHTER)
Anna. Hello.
I'll give you 100 bucks. (LAUGHTER)
I'm here because I'm looking after her cat,
I'm here because I'm which is in her name, I think.
Back of the queue. Lovely chat, though. Good to see you again.
Yeah, I'm back. I'm delivering a pizza for Adele.
Yeah, I'm back. I'm delivering So is Adele in the, uh...
Well, let me just have a look and see.
Well, let me just Well, it looks like...
Oh, my God!
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
So you are most welcome to
NOT come in in those shoes - get out!
NOT come in in those shoes - Just get out!
But you did get the point.
A point for Myf's team.
Everyone back to your seat. Excellent work.
Everyone back to your seat. It was Adele that was inside.
She's British. She has an album out recently.
Would you please thank Anna Web, also known as Cal Wilson?
Would you please thank Anna Web, (APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)
And a round of applause for the Aspirante club bouncer.
And a round of applause He's not the club bouncer.
Noel Gallagher sent him. He said he's got a message for you.
(CHUCKLES) Go on! Yeah, give me your best shot!
What are you gonna say? What are you gonna say?
Ah! Ohh! Ahh! Ugh!
Ohh!
(APPLAUSE) Oh!
(GROANS) Wow. Wow.
That was weird. Oh! (LAUGHTER)
That was weird. Oh! What a lovely twist.
Um... (APPLAUSE)
Wow, uh,
so at the end of that round, Alan, Kav and Alex are on eight points.
Myf, Odette and Dave in front by one. Nine points.
Myf, Odette and Dave (APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)
Each team will hear short snippets of songs.
You have to identify as many of those songs as you can.
You have to identify Alan, Kav, Alex, you're up first.
Listen carefully. Here are your songs.
(THUMPING DRUM BEAT)
SONG: # You ready, Steve?
# Andy? #
(STEADY DRUM BEAT WITH TAMBOURINE)
(FASTER DRUM BEAT WITH TAMBOURINE)
(LAUGHS)
SONG: # Ow! # (LAUGHS)
SONG: # Ow! # (SAXOPHONE PLAYS PEPPY TUNE)
OK. MYF: Oh, my God.
OK. 'Walking on Sunshine'.
We've got 'Lust for Life'.
'Are You Gonna Be My Girl' is in there as well.
What was the "Ready, Steve?" song? That was 'Ballroom Blitz'.
'Ballroom Blitz'. Yep.
You've got four. There was one in the middle.
The one in the middle was... (SINGS) # I need love, love... #
The one in the middle was... Oh, 'Can't Buy Me Love'. No, um...
'You Can't Hurry Love'. Yeah.
Alright, let's have a listen back. (THUMPING DRUM BEAT)
'Lust for Life', Iggy Pop.
# You ready, Steve? #
'Ballroom Blitz', Sweet. # Andy? #
(STEADY DRUM BEAT WITH TAMBOURINE) 'You Can't Hurry Love', The Supremes.
(FASTER DRUM BEAT WITH TAMBOURINE) 'Are You Gonna Be My Girl', Jet.
Oh, yeah. Ohh!
Oh, yeah. SONG: # Ow! #
'Walking on Sunshine', SONG: # Ow! #
'Walking on Sunshine', Katrina and the Waves.
'Walking on Sunshine', (APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)
We really need to nail all of these. Uh-oh.
We really need to nail all of these. Myf, Odette and Dave, it's your turn.
Here are your song snippets.
(BRIGHT ORCHESTRAL TUNE)
SONG: # ..my fantasy
# Oh, nah, nah, nah
# I think about you all the time... #
# You can get along if you try to be strong
# But you'll never be str... #
(POWERFUL DANCE BEAT)
'Rich Girl', 'Thriller'.
# 'Cause this... #
# Darling, I will be lov... #
OK.
'Rich Girl' and 'Thriller' was in there. What was that last one?
Ed Sheeran. What's it called?
'Thinking Out Loud'. 'Thinking Out Loud'.
It was 'Baby Boy', 'Rich Girl', 'Thriller'.
(SINGS) # Baby boy, I'll be on your mind... # Beyonce.
(SINGS) # Baby boy, I'll be But I don't know the first one.
It was, like, "Da-dah!" Oh, it was the cricket theme.
It was the cricket theme! Wide World of Sport, wasn't it?
Let's have a listen back. (BRIGHT ORCHESTRAL TUNE)
The Channel 9 cricket theme song, known as 'Blue Horizons'.
'Baby Boy', Beyonce featuring Sean Paul.
# All the time.. # # You can get along... #
'Rich Girl', Daryl Hall & John Oates.
# But you'll never be str... #
'Thriller', Michael Jackson.
(POWERFUL DANCE BEAT)
# Darling, I... #
And 'Thinking Out Loud', Ed Sheeran. Five points out of five.
Well done! (APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)
Well done! Alright, at the end of that round,
Alan, Kav, Alex were on 13 points.
Myf, Odette and Dave just in front, 14 points.
(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING) This is a tight show.
One member of each team will sing a well-known song
using the words from an unrelated text.
Their teammates have to identify the song.
Kav, you'll be singing for Alan and Alex
and you'll be taking your lyrics from
'Scotty's Top Aussie Sheds'.
(LAUGHTER)
By Scott Cam. That's your book. Those are your songs.
Don't show your teammates. Kav Temperley!
(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)
I'm gonna start with the blurb on the back of the book.
A good place to start on any book. OK, you ready? (CLEARS THROAT)
(SINGS) # Scott Cam
# Loves his shed
# So much so
# That he has two of them
# He loves
# Spending time in his shed
# Sometimes doing absolutely zip... #
Now, I think the other team might know,
so if you don't, I'm gonna throw it over.
Can I just sing the first line again?
Yep. # Scott Cam! # There you go.
Yep. Oh, yeah, OK.
Oh! Go on. What is it?
'Roxanne'. It's 'Roxanne' by the Police.
(APPLAUSE)
Thank you.
You knew it. Alright, song two, please.
# Now, I freely admit
# I've got a bit of an obsession
# With fasteners and screws, # I've got a bit of an obsession
# With fasteners and screws, bolts, nails, washers and nuts
# With fasteners and screws, # I love the thought
# Of having every size
# Of a certain type
# Of screw on display
# In your workshop # Of screw on display
# In your workshop ready at your fingertips
# When you need
# A 25 millimetre head, ohh
# But all you've got
# Is a 19 millimetre # But all you've got
# Is a 19 millimetre or a 32 millimetre, ohh
# Is a 19 millimetre # You know the deal where
# I could get a two and a half inch brass slot head
# I could get a two and a half inch # Wood screw when I need one
# So imagine my excitement... #
Nuh. Nothin'. # So imagine my excitement... #
Nuh. Nothin'. # When I walked in
# And no-one had taken any of the fasteners
# That had been accumulating for about 80 years
# That had been accumulating # In this quirky hardware store... #
I don't think anyone's got it.
No. I don't think anyone's got it.
No. That was 'cardigan' by Taylor Swift.
(ALL GROAN) No points.
No points for anyone. OK, final song, please.
No points for anyone. OK. (CLEARS THROAT)
# Ronnie
# Is a real fair dinkum bloke
# Who worked for 20-odd years
# As an after-hours
# Security guard
# At the local hotel... #
(BUZZ!) Yes.
It's 'Unchained Melody' by the Righteous Brothers.
It is 'Unchained Melody' by the Righteous Brothers. Correct.
Two points. Kav Temperley!
Alright, Odette, you'll be singing for Myf and Dave
Alright, Odette, you'll and you'll be taking your lyrics from
'Simon Cowell, The Man Who Changed the World'
by David Nolan. (ODETTE WHISTLES)
There are your songs. That's your book.
There are your songs. Odette!
(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)
MYF: Alright.
# The Hoff's '93 single got
# To only number 35
# In the charts in the entire
# United Kingdom... # (AUDIENCE CLAPS THE BEAT)
# Despite being alarmed by Hass
# Elhoff's eccentric behaviour
# He once pulled a ghetto blaster
# Out in a restaurant
# And sang a bad song Right at total full tilt
# Into Simon Cowell's face... # (BUZZ!)
# Into Simon Cowell's face... # # Just to prove his talent. #
I love the story about David Hasselhoff.
I love the story about (LAUGHTER)
Billie Eilish. Um, 'Tough Guy'.
Uh... 'Bad Guy'.
(APPLAUSE)
'Bad Guy'. Song two, please.
# Making love to Simon is like going on
# A cross-channel ferry
# She then said
# He rolls on
# And then he rolls off
# And frankly, I felt sick throughout
# Doo-do-do-do... #
(SQUEALS)
(LAUGHTER)
(HUMS ALONG TO GUITAR RIFF)
# Simon seems to
# Simon seems
# Think he's some sort of sex god... #
Oh. (BUZZ!)
Oh. (LAUGHTER)
Was there someone saying, "When he rolled off"?
Yeah. Like, that's explicit.
Yeah. I loved it, though.
Um, 'More Than a Feeling'.
'More Than a Feeling' by Boston. Correct.
'More Than a Feeling' by Boston. (APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)
Final song, please.
Alright.
(HUMS ALONG TO INTRO)
# If you told me that
# Simon Cowell
# Would now be
# The biggest
# Entertainer
# On the entire planet... #
AUDIENCE MEMBER: Whoo!
# We're talking someone
# Who doesn't even present
# Doesn't sing
# Doesn't dance
# He does one thing
# And that's be Simon Cowell! #
(APPLAUSE) (BUZZ!)
What's it called? Is it 'Non, Rien a Rien'?
What's it called? You'll know. I don't know.
It's that French one. 'Non, Rien a Rien'. What's it called?
It's that French one. 'Non, Rien (LAUGHS)
'That's Amore'. I don't know.
I don't know what it's called! 'That's Amore'. I don't know.
I don't know what it's called! I am gonna give you that one.
It's 'Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien' by Edith Piaf.
Yeah, go on. I'm pretty sure she said that.
Yeah, go on. Three points. Odette.
(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)
Well done! Well done.
So at the end of that round, Alan, Kav, Alex are on 15 points.
Myf, Odette and Dave are now two points in front. 17 points.
Myf, Odette and Dave are now (APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)
It's time for The Final Countdown.
One point for a correct answer. One point off for a wrong answer.
One point for a correct answer. Teams, hands on your buzzers.
Your questions start now.
Which Australian city are the band Your questions start now.
Which Australian city are the band The Saints from?
Which Australian city are the band (BUZZ!)
Brisbane. Brisbane. Correct.
What does the first 'L' stand for in LL Cool J?
'Ladies'. Yes.
True or false - Lady Gaga showed up
to the 2011 Grammys dressed as a goose.
False. Correct.
False. She rocked up in an egg.
Oh!
What did the Kaiser Chiefs predict... Oh!
What did the Kaiser Chiefs predict... Ohh!
A riot. Yes.
In the song from 'The Sound of Music', which note is described...
(BUZZ!) Oh! Well...
(BUZZ!) Um... "La, a note to follow So."
Oh, my goodness! Yes! Um... "La, a note to follow So."
Oh, my goodness! Yes! (APPLAUSE)
Janelle Monae's hit track 'Tightrope'
appeared on her 2010 album of what name?
(BUZZ!)
(SINGS) # Whether you're high or low... # 'Metropolis'.
'ArchAndroid'. Shit!
(LAUGHTER) Sorry, am I allowed to say that?
A standard mandolin has how many strings?
(BUZZ!) Ha! Everyone knows that.
(BUZZ!) Uh... (BLOWS RASPBERRY)
Six? Six? It'd be six.
Eight. Ohh!
Sorry. My bad. Close.
In the original music video for the Rolling Stones' hit 'Start Me Up',
In the original music video for the what colour are Mick's trackie daks?
(BUZZ!) (LAUGHS)
Red. Red goes faster.
Red. No, they're white.
(LAUGHS)
Name the Kate Bush song based on a novel by...
(BUZZ!) Ohhh!
(BUZZ!) Interestingly, it's "Ohhh!"
(LAUGHTER)
'Wuthering Heights'.
Yes. Have a listen to this. Name the song.
(HORSE NEIGHS) (BUZZ!)
'Frontier Psychiatrist'. 'Frontier Psychiatrist'.
At the end of which 1999 cult film
does the Pixies' song At the end of which 1999 cult film
does the Pixies' song 'Where Is My Mind?' feature?
Yes? 'Fight Club'.
Yes? Correct.
Unfortunately, though, the first rule of Fight Club means...
Unfortunately, though, Oh. We don't talk about Fight Club.
Yeah. Um, your final question.
Captains, grab your pencils. Confer with your teammates.
Oh, no. Get ready to write down your answers.
Oh, no. What was tonight's secret song?
You write it down. You've probably got better handwriting than I do.
It's four points the difference, so if...
It's four points the difference, And we need them!
Yep. Interesting times all round.
OK. Captains, are you ready to give your answers?
Actually, I'm gonna let Alex hold this up
'cause she's actually done all the brain work in this one.
I think we need Alan to hold it up. Dammit!
It's fine. I'm happy for a man to take credit for my work.
It's fine. I'm happy for a man (LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)
Alan and Myf, would you please reveal your answers?
Myf says 'Radio Ga Ga'.
Alan says 'Wannabe', and says "Alex did all the work."
Alan says 'Wannabe', and says (SIGHS) Thank you.
Alex...
..you got it right.
(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)
SONG: # I'll tell you what you want
# So tell me what you want, SONG: # I'll tell you what you want
# So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
# Tell you what I want, what I really, really want... #
It was 'Wannabe' by the Spice Girls. Let's look back at the clues.
So we described Noel Gallagher and Damon Albarn as sporty,
So we described Noel Gallagher said Manchester City were posh,
that Noel felt ginger, acted said Manchester City were posh,
that Noel felt ginger, acted like a baby and looked scary.
that Noel felt ginger, acted The club in In Da Club
was called 'Aspirante',
which is Italian for 'wannabe'.
The door lady's name was Anna Web,
which is an anagram of 'Wannabe'.
The posters on the wall featured the staircase and the bus from the clip.
The posters on the wall featured the Following the nightclub game,
I was attacked by Noel Gallagher's bodyguard,
who slammed my body down and wound it all around.
(GROANS AND LAUGHTER)
In Samplemania, we had five songs that represented the Spice Girls.
They were the Channel 9 cricket theme for Sporty,
'Baby Boy' for Baby,
'Rich Girl' for Posh, 'Thriller' for Scary
and, of course, Ed Sheeran, who sang 'Thinking Out Loud',
and, of course, Ed Sheeran, is ginger.
(LAUGHTER)
And finally, you may have noticed at the start of the show
that the images in Know Your Product featured three photos
of Australian basketball coach John Rillie,
as well as Australian musician Dan Warner,
as well as Australian musician David Bowie's Ziggy Stardust
and dancer Maddie Ziegler.
When you put that all together, you get
"Rillie, Rillie, Rillie, Warner, Ziggy, Ziegler."
(APPLAUSE) Oh, my God!
Wow! Wow. Crazy!
What was the giveaway for you? It was 'Anna Web'.
'Cause I thought, "That is not a funny name.
"So, why did they bother giving Cal Wilson a name?"
So I wrote it down and was staring at it for a while, going,
"It's Anna Web. Spider.
"Oh, it's gotta be a Spiderbait song."
"Oh, it's gotta be And then that was not right.
Yeah, then it just felt like an anagram.
Yeah, then it just Well, I can tell you
that probably won your team the show.
Because at the end of the show, the final scores were
Because at the end of the show, Myf, Odette and Dave on 16 points,
Alan, Kav and Alex, 25 points.
ODETTE: Well done. (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
Good job, guys.
DAVE: We got close. ODETTE: We got close.
Would you please thank Odette, Dave O'Neil, Kav Temperley and Alex Lee?
Would you please thank Odette, Dave (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
And our two team captains, (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
And our two team captains, Myf Warhurst and Alan Brough.
And our two team captains, (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
And our wonderful door lady, Cal Wilson.
And our wonderful door lady, (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
Now, this series, we've been giving a chance to young bands
who haven't been able to promote themselves
who haven't been able over the last couple of years.
So to close tonight's show,
would you please welcome indie punk rock band the Vovos
to give us their version of tonight's secret song, 'Wannabe'.
Thanks for watching Spicks and Specks.
My name's Adam Hills. Goodnight, Australia.
My name's Adam Hills. (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
(PLAYS ROCK RIFF)
# I'll tell you what I want
# What I really, really want
# I'll tell you what I want
# What I really, really want
# I'll tell you what I want
# What I really, really want
# I'll tell you what I want
# What I really, really want
# I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna # Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
# I really, really, really wanna zigazig, ah
# If you want my future
# Forget my past
# If you wanna get with me
# Better make it fast
# Now, don't go wastin'
# My precious time
# If you really bug me, then I'll say goodbye
# If you really bug me, # I'll tell you what I want
# So tell me what you want, # I'll tell you what I want
# So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
# I'll tell you what I want
# What I really, really want
# I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
# So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
# Tell you what I want, what I really, really want
# Tell me what you want, what you really, really want
# Tell me what you want, # If you wanna be my lover
# You gotta get with my friends # Gotta get with my friends
# You gotta get with my friends # Make it last forever
# Friendship never ends
# If you wanna be my lover
# You have got to give # You've got to give
# Taking is too easy and that's the way it is
# That's the way it is
# That's the way # Yeah, that's the way it is
# Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
# So here's the story from A to Z # Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
# So here's the story from A to Z
# You wanna get with me, better listen carefully
# We got Em in the place who likes it in the face
# We got G like MC who likes it on a...
# Easy V doesn't come for free, she's a real lady
# Easy V doesn't come for free, # And as for me, haha, you'll see
# Slam your body down # And as for me, haha, you'll see
# Slam your body down and wind it all around
# Slam your body down and # If you wanna be my lover
# Gotta get with my friends # Gotta get with my friends
# Make it last forever
# Friendship never ends
# If you wanna be my lover
# You have got to give # You've got to give
# Taking is too easy and that's the way it is
# Taking is too easy # If you wanna be my lover
# You gotta, you gotta, # If you wanna be my lover
# You gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta
# You gotta slam # Make it last forever
# You gotta slam # Friendship never ends
# If you wanna be my lover
# You have got to give
# You've got to give
# Taking is too easy # And that's the way it is
# Taking is too easy # If you wanna be my lover
# Slam your body down and zigazig, ah... #
(SONG ENDS)
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
Captions by Red Bee Media
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