1 00:00:41,687 --> 00:00:46,771 [Man Announcing] The winner of a 30,000 dollar scholarship... 2 00:00:46,771 --> 00:00:50,992 is Miss Louisiana, Erika Schwarz. 3 00:00:50,992 --> 00:00:54,541 And the new Miss America is Miss Kansas... 4 00:00:54,541 --> 00:00:57,419 Tara Dawn Holland! 5 00:00:57,419 --> 00:00:59,146 [Audience Cheering] 6 00:01:08,355 --> 00:01:10,945 ...scholarship... 7 00:01:10,945 --> 00:01:13,823 is Miss Louisiana, Erika Schwarz. 8 00:01:13,823 --> 00:01:15,742 [Audience Cheering] 9 00:01:15,742 --> 00:01:20,059 And the new Miss America is Miss Kansas, Tara Dawn Holland! 10 00:01:20,059 --> 00:01:23,800 [Man] There are two kinds of people in this world- 11 00:01:23,800 --> 00:01:26,774 winners and losers. 12 00:01:26,774 --> 00:01:29,555 Inside each and every one of you... 13 00:01:29,555 --> 00:01:32,913 at the very core of your being... 14 00:01:32,913 --> 00:01:36,750 is a winner waiting to be awakened... 15 00:01:36,750 --> 00:01:38,957 and unleashed upon the world. 16 00:01:38,957 --> 00:01:42,026 With my nine-step "Refuse to Lose" program... 17 00:01:42,026 --> 00:01:45,767 you now have the necessary tools and the insights... 18 00:01:45,767 --> 00:01:49,893 and the know-how to put your losing habits behind you... 19 00:01:51,139 --> 00:01:54,113 and to go out and make your dreams come true. 20 00:01:55,456 --> 00:01:58,142 [Sighs] No hesitating. 21 00:01:58,142 --> 00:02:00,828 [Chuckles] No complaining. 22 00:02:00,828 --> 00:02:02,938 And no excuses. 23 00:02:02,938 --> 00:02:05,336 I want you to go out in the world... 24 00:02:05,336 --> 00:02:08,119 and I want you to be winners! 25 00:02:08,119 --> 00:02:09,942 Thank you. 26 00:02:13,011 --> 00:02:14,929 Thank you. 27 00:03:26,109 --> 00:03:28,124 [Woman] I'm on my way. 28 00:03:28,124 --> 00:03:32,248 I don't know how long. I don't know! 29 00:03:32,248 --> 00:03:35,030 Richard, he has nowhere else to go. 30 00:03:37,524 --> 00:03:41,361 I'm not smoking. I'm not! 31 00:03:41,361 --> 00:03:45,007 Look, I'm at the hospital. Yeah, okay. Bye. 32 00:03:57,093 --> 00:04:00,260 [Woman On P.A., Indistinct] 33 00:04:08,221 --> 00:04:12,059 Miss Hoover? Your brother's fine. 34 00:04:12,059 --> 00:04:15,703 I need you to keep him away from sharp objects-knives, scissors. 35 00:04:15,703 --> 00:04:19,829 If you have medications, depressants in your house, keep them secure. 36 00:04:19,829 --> 00:04:24,242 - I'd prefer to keep him, but- - I know. The insurance. 37 00:04:24,242 --> 00:04:26,161 You want to see him? 38 00:04:29,518 --> 00:04:31,724 [Chattering] 39 00:04:40,645 --> 00:04:42,468 Hey, Frank. 40 00:04:44,002 --> 00:04:45,826 Sheryl. 41 00:04:47,169 --> 00:04:49,567 I'm so glad you're still here. 42 00:04:52,636 --> 00:04:55,514 Well, that makes one of us. 43 00:04:55,514 --> 00:04:58,584 [Man On Radio] A strong low pressure system passed across New Mexico... 44 00:04:58,584 --> 00:05:01,749 bringing with it a little moisture that will cool things off a bit. 45 00:05:01,749 --> 00:05:05,107 We may even see a five- to 10-degree drop in temperatures in Albuquerque. 46 00:05:05,107 --> 00:05:07,601 There will be no significant accumulations of rainfall- 47 00:05:07,601 --> 00:05:09,712 Do you want to talk or no? 48 00:05:09,712 --> 00:05:13,166 - Nearly nothing, but statewide 93%- - No. 49 00:05:24,581 --> 00:05:26,500 Hello? 50 00:05:26,500 --> 00:05:28,322 Anyone? 51 00:05:30,528 --> 00:05:33,598 Down here. We have you with Dwayne. 52 00:05:36,092 --> 00:05:38,202 [Knocks] 53 00:05:38,202 --> 00:05:40,985 Dwayne, hi. Uncle Frank's here. 54 00:05:44,150 --> 00:05:46,452 He doesn't mind, Frank. We talked. 55 00:05:48,659 --> 00:05:53,263 Wha- I know. I know. But we can't have you sleeping alone. The doctor said. 56 00:05:53,263 --> 00:05:56,237 I'm sorry. I have to insist. 57 00:05:59,786 --> 00:06:02,184 You'll get along fine. He's really quiet. 58 00:06:02,184 --> 00:06:04,679 And here's your cot. 59 00:06:08,420 --> 00:06:10,722 Please, Frank. 60 00:06:10,722 --> 00:06:12,929 Please. 61 00:06:16,670 --> 00:06:18,876 Thank you. 62 00:06:18,876 --> 00:06:20,794 I'm gonna start dinner. 63 00:06:20,794 --> 00:06:23,001 You can come out when you're settled. 64 00:06:23,001 --> 00:06:27,030 And, uh, just leave the door open. That's important. 65 00:06:36,623 --> 00:06:39,501 Dwayne, honey, there's a bucket of chicken in the car. 66 00:06:39,501 --> 00:06:42,571 Can you get it? And, uh, I'll make a salad. 67 00:06:42,571 --> 00:06:44,873 - Olive? - [Girl] Yeah? 68 00:06:44,873 --> 00:06:46,791 - Is Grandpa with you? - Yeah. 69 00:06:46,791 --> 00:06:49,093 - What are you guys doing? - Rehearsing. 70 00:06:49,093 --> 00:06:51,588 - Okay, well, dinner in 10 minutes. - Okay. 71 00:06:53,315 --> 00:06:55,905 - Hi. - Hi. Frank's here. 72 00:06:55,905 --> 00:06:58,975 Oh, God. Did, uh, Stan Grossman call? 73 00:06:58,975 --> 00:07:01,469 Well, check the machine. 74 00:07:01,469 --> 00:07:04,730 - Dwayne, please, come on. The chicken. It's in the car. - [Machine Beeps] 75 00:07:04,730 --> 00:07:07,225 Will you set the table? We'll do paper plates tonight. 76 00:07:07,225 --> 00:07:10,198 [Woman On Machine] Remember Olive was runner-up in the Little Miss Sunshine? 77 00:07:10,198 --> 00:07:14,419 - They just called right now- - Hey, it's your sister! 78 00:07:14,419 --> 00:07:16,818 Fuck. 79 00:07:16,818 --> 00:07:18,928 [Phone Beeping] 80 00:07:23,820 --> 00:07:27,465 Hi. Richard Hoover for Stan Grossman, please. 81 00:07:27,465 --> 00:07:29,959 Any way to reach him or- 82 00:07:29,959 --> 00:07:33,126 Well, I'm just wondering if this darn book deal is done or not. 83 00:07:33,126 --> 00:07:36,099 - [Clattering] - If- 84 00:07:36,099 --> 00:07:38,497 - Yes. - [Clattering] 85 00:07:38,497 --> 00:07:41,663 Okay, could you please just have him call me anytime over the weekend? 86 00:07:41,663 --> 00:07:44,732 He has my cell number. Just to let me know we're on. 87 00:07:44,732 --> 00:07:48,762 Okay? Thank you. Bye. 88 00:07:48,762 --> 00:07:51,352 - So what happened with Stan Grossman? - He's in Scottsdale. 89 00:07:51,352 --> 00:07:53,558 Why didn't he call? 90 00:07:53,558 --> 00:07:56,340 Will you let me worry about this, please? 91 00:07:56,340 --> 00:07:59,410 Dwayne, can you check on Frank? Tell him it's dinnertime. 92 00:08:01,329 --> 00:08:03,918 Olive! Dinnertime! 93 00:08:03,918 --> 00:08:05,740 [Olive] Coming! 94 00:08:08,907 --> 00:08:11,881 What? Dinner? 95 00:08:15,333 --> 00:08:17,732 What, you don't talk anymore? 96 00:08:18,979 --> 00:08:20,994 Why not? 97 00:08:20,994 --> 00:08:24,926 You can talk. You just choose not to? 98 00:08:29,628 --> 00:08:31,450 Is that Nietzsche? 99 00:08:33,369 --> 00:08:36,534 You don't speak because of Friedrich Nietzsche. 100 00:08:41,330 --> 00:08:43,632 Far out. 101 00:08:48,813 --> 00:08:53,225 [Sheryl Sighs] Frank, you can sit here next to Dwayne. 102 00:08:53,225 --> 00:08:57,255 Here's the salad, and I'm gonna run and get Sprite for everyone. 103 00:09:00,036 --> 00:09:02,147 Olive, come on! Dinnertime! 104 00:09:02,147 --> 00:09:03,970 [Olive] Okay. 105 00:09:10,013 --> 00:09:12,124 So who do you hang out with? 106 00:09:17,783 --> 00:09:19,894 No one? 107 00:09:30,446 --> 00:09:32,652 What about your family? 108 00:09:37,641 --> 00:09:39,751 Frank! Hey! 109 00:09:39,751 --> 00:09:43,780 - Richard. - Good to... see you. 110 00:09:43,780 --> 00:09:46,562 [Groans] 111 00:09:46,562 --> 00:09:48,960 [Dishes Clattering] 112 00:09:53,660 --> 00:09:56,251 Let me get Olive. 113 00:09:56,251 --> 00:09:59,512 - Olive? Dad? - [Sheryl] You guys, go on and start. 114 00:09:59,512 --> 00:10:01,623 - Let's go! - [Olive] We're coming. 115 00:10:01,623 --> 00:10:04,501 - Frank, some Sprite? - Yes. 116 00:10:04,501 --> 00:10:07,474 And I want everyone to have at least a little salad. 117 00:10:07,474 --> 00:10:09,681 Thanks, Sheryl. 118 00:10:09,681 --> 00:10:11,503 Honey. 119 00:10:15,341 --> 00:10:19,561 So, Sheryl, I couldn't help noticing Dwayne has stopped speaking. 120 00:10:19,561 --> 00:10:22,631 Oh, yeah, he's taken a vow of silence. 121 00:10:22,631 --> 00:10:24,741 You've taken a vow of silence? 122 00:10:24,741 --> 00:10:27,619 Yeah. He's gonna join the Air Force Academy, become a test pilot... 123 00:10:27,619 --> 00:10:30,593 and he's taken a vow of silence until he reaches that goal. 124 00:10:30,593 --> 00:10:32,608 - You're kidding? - Hi, Uncle Frank. 125 00:10:32,608 --> 00:10:35,773 Oh, hey, Olive. Wow, you're gettin' big. 126 00:10:35,773 --> 00:10:38,460 Almost like a real person. 127 00:10:38,460 --> 00:10:41,145 - [Chuckles] - [Olive Gasps] 128 00:10:41,145 --> 00:10:44,023 - What happened to your arms? - Olive. 129 00:10:44,023 --> 00:10:46,230 That's all right. I had a little accident. I'm okay. 130 00:10:46,230 --> 00:10:48,532 - How's the, uh, routine coming, honey? - It's good. 131 00:10:48,532 --> 00:10:50,451 Yeah? When are you gonna show it to us? 132 00:10:50,451 --> 00:10:52,657 I don't know. It's up to Grandpa. 133 00:10:52,657 --> 00:10:55,247 A couple of days. It still needs work. 134 00:10:55,247 --> 00:10:58,892 What's that? Chicken? Every night it's the fuckin' chicken! 135 00:10:58,892 --> 00:11:02,729 - Holy God Almighty! It is possible just once- - Dad! 136 00:11:02,729 --> 00:11:05,799 we could get something to eat around here that's not the goddamn fucking chicken? 137 00:11:05,799 --> 00:11:08,389 - Hey, Dad! Dad! - I'm just sayin'- 138 00:11:08,389 --> 00:11:11,842 - Christ. - When you want to start cooking your own food, you're welcome. 139 00:11:11,842 --> 00:11:15,968 - At Sunset Manor, you know- - If you like Sunset Manor, you shouldn't have got kicked out. 140 00:11:15,968 --> 00:11:18,174 For God's sakes. 141 00:11:20,956 --> 00:11:24,026 So when did you start with the vow? 142 00:11:25,176 --> 00:11:28,343 Been nine months, Frank. He hasn't said a word. 143 00:11:28,343 --> 00:11:33,043 Not one. I think it shows tremendous discipline. 144 00:11:33,043 --> 00:11:34,290 - Richard. - I really do. 145 00:11:34,290 --> 00:11:37,072 Really. I think we could learn something from Dwayne. 146 00:11:37,072 --> 00:11:40,430 Dwayne has a goal. He has a dream. 147 00:11:40,430 --> 00:11:42,923 It may not be my dream, may not be yours... 148 00:11:42,923 --> 00:11:46,281 but he's pursuing it with great conviction and focus. 149 00:11:46,281 --> 00:11:48,199 In fact, I was thinking about the nine steps- 150 00:11:48,199 --> 00:11:50,118 Oh, for crying out loud! 151 00:11:50,118 --> 00:11:53,955 And how Dwayne's utilizing seven of them in his personal quest to self-fulfillment. 152 00:11:53,955 --> 00:11:55,394 Richard, please. 153 00:11:55,394 --> 00:11:57,409 Well, I'm just saying I've come around. 154 00:11:57,409 --> 00:11:59,423 I think he could use our support. 155 00:12:01,246 --> 00:12:03,740 How did it happen? 156 00:12:03,740 --> 00:12:06,426 - How did what happen? - Your accident. 157 00:12:06,426 --> 00:12:08,344 Honey, here. 158 00:12:08,344 --> 00:12:11,414 [Frank] Oh, no, it's okay. Unless you object. 159 00:12:11,414 --> 00:12:15,539 No, I'm pro-honesty here. I just think, you know, it's up to you. 160 00:12:15,539 --> 00:12:18,129 Be my guest. 161 00:12:19,664 --> 00:12:23,117 Olive, um, Uncle Frank didn't really have an accident. 162 00:12:23,117 --> 00:12:27,722 What happened was he... tried to kill himself. 163 00:12:27,722 --> 00:12:31,080 You did? Why? 164 00:12:31,080 --> 00:12:34,054 [Stammering] I'm sorry. I don't think this is an appropriate conversation. 165 00:12:34,054 --> 00:12:37,123 Honey, let's let Uncle Frank finish his dinner, okay? Shh. 166 00:12:37,123 --> 00:12:40,001 Why did you want to kill yourself? 167 00:12:40,001 --> 00:12:42,495 [Richard] No, don't answer the question, Frank. 168 00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:44,893 - Richard! Richard! - He's not gonna answer the question. Frank. 169 00:12:44,893 --> 00:12:47,292 - I wanted to kill myself- - Don't listen to him. 170 00:12:47,292 --> 00:12:49,498 - I was very unhappy. - He's sick in his head. 171 00:12:49,498 --> 00:12:51,896 - Richard! - I'm sorry! I don't think it's an appropriate conversation... 172 00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:54,007 - for a seven-year-old. - She's gonna find out anyway. 173 00:12:54,007 --> 00:12:57,748 - Okay. - Go on, Frank. 174 00:13:00,818 --> 00:13:03,120 Why were you unhappy? 175 00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:06,573 Um, well, there are a lot of reasons. 176 00:13:06,573 --> 00:13:11,370 Mainly, though, I fell in love with someone who didn't love me back. 177 00:13:11,370 --> 00:13:12,905 Who? 178 00:13:12,905 --> 00:13:16,166 One of my grad students. I was very much in love with him. 179 00:13:16,166 --> 00:13:18,468 Him? 180 00:13:18,468 --> 00:13:22,785 It was a boy? You fell in love with a boy? 181 00:13:22,785 --> 00:13:25,855 - Yes, I did. Very much so. - That's silly. 182 00:13:25,855 --> 00:13:28,541 You're right. It was silly. It was very, very silly. 183 00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:31,611 - There's another word for it. - Dad. 184 00:13:31,611 --> 00:13:35,448 - So, that's when you tried to kill yourself? - Well, no. 185 00:13:35,448 --> 00:13:38,997 The boy that I was in love with fell in love with another man- Larry Sugarman. 186 00:13:38,997 --> 00:13:41,204 - Who's Larry Sugarman? - Larry Sugarman is, perhaps... 187 00:13:41,204 --> 00:13:44,369 the second most highly regarded Proust scholar in the U.S. 188 00:13:44,369 --> 00:13:47,919 - Who's number one? - That would be me, Rich. 189 00:13:47,919 --> 00:13:50,317 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 190 00:13:50,317 --> 00:13:52,427 So that's when. 191 00:13:52,427 --> 00:13:54,825 No. What happened was I was a bit upset... 192 00:13:54,825 --> 00:13:57,127 so I said some things that I shouldn't have said... 193 00:13:57,127 --> 00:13:59,238 and I did some things that I shouldn't have done... 194 00:13:59,238 --> 00:14:01,349 and subsequently I was fired from my job... 195 00:14:01,349 --> 00:14:04,418 and forced to move out of my apartment and move into a motel. 196 00:14:04,418 --> 00:14:07,968 [Blowing Nose] 197 00:14:07,968 --> 00:14:10,462 - And that's when you tried to- - Well, no. 198 00:14:10,462 --> 00:14:12,668 Actually, all of that was okay. 199 00:14:12,668 --> 00:14:17,177 What happened was two days ago the MacArthur Foundation, in its infinite wisdom... 200 00:14:17,177 --> 00:14:21,302 awarded a genius grant to Larry Sugarman. 201 00:14:21,302 --> 00:14:23,604 And that's when I- 202 00:14:23,604 --> 00:14:26,194 Decided to check out early. 203 00:14:26,194 --> 00:14:29,743 Yes. Yes. And I failed at that as well. 204 00:14:29,743 --> 00:14:33,676 Olive, the important thing to understand here... 205 00:14:33,676 --> 00:14:35,882 is that Uncle Frank gave up on himself. 206 00:14:35,882 --> 00:14:39,816 He made a series of foolish choices- I'm sorry- and he gave up on himself... 207 00:14:39,816 --> 00:14:42,310 which is something winners never do. 208 00:14:42,310 --> 00:14:46,051 So that's the story, okay? Now, everyone, just let's move on and, uh- 209 00:14:46,051 --> 00:14:50,177 - [Sheryl Continues] - Is he always like this? How can you stand it? 210 00:14:50,177 --> 00:14:54,014 Olive, tell him about your routine while you're doing this. 211 00:14:54,014 --> 00:14:57,851 Okay. Little Miss Chili Pepper is a beauty contest for everyone in Albuquerque... 212 00:14:57,851 --> 00:15:00,920 but you have to be six or seven and you have to be a girl. 213 00:15:00,920 --> 00:15:03,127 This is our sister. 214 00:15:03,127 --> 00:15:04,661 - Cindy. - Spring break. 215 00:15:04,661 --> 00:15:07,059 Dwayne went to see his dad in Florida for two weeks... 216 00:15:07,059 --> 00:15:09,458 and Olive went to Laguna to see her cousins. 217 00:15:09,458 --> 00:15:13,774 - She made it to the top of the regionals out there. - I was in second place. 218 00:15:13,774 --> 00:15:15,789 Well, what do you think your chances are? 219 00:15:15,789 --> 00:15:18,763 I think I can win, because some of the other girls... 220 00:15:18,763 --> 00:15:22,121 they've been doing it longer, but I practice every day. 221 00:15:22,121 --> 00:15:24,902 - Yeah. Good luck. - Not about luck, Frank. 222 00:15:24,902 --> 00:15:27,397 Luck is the name losers give to their own failings. 223 00:15:27,397 --> 00:15:30,275 It's about wanting to win, willing yourself to win. 224 00:15:30,275 --> 00:15:32,960 - You've got to want it badder than anybody else. - I do. 225 00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:35,263 - Then you're gonna be a winner. - [Sheryl] Richard. 226 00:15:35,263 --> 00:15:37,182 It's the truth. 227 00:15:37,757 --> 00:15:40,347 You know, actually, there is a message from Cindy on the machine. 228 00:15:40,347 --> 00:15:42,362 Something about Little Mrs. Sunshine. 229 00:15:42,362 --> 00:15:45,719 - What? Little Miss Sunshine? - Yeah. 230 00:15:45,719 --> 00:15:47,349 What? 231 00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:54,544 - [Machine Beeps] - [Woman On Machine] Sheryl, it's Cindy. 232 00:15:54,544 --> 00:15:56,463 Remember when Olive was here last month? 233 00:15:56,463 --> 00:15:58,861 She was runner-up in the regional Little Miss Sunshine? 234 00:15:58,861 --> 00:16:02,315 They just called right now and said that the girl who won had to forfeit her crown. 235 00:16:02,315 --> 00:16:05,192 I don't know why. Something about diet pills. 236 00:16:05,192 --> 00:16:08,646 - Now she has a place in the state contest in Redondo Beach! - [Screaming] 237 00:16:08,646 --> 00:16:11,620 - [Continues, Indistinct] - [Screaming Continues] 238 00:16:11,620 --> 00:16:13,826 Oh, my gosh! I won! I won! I won! I won! 239 00:16:13,826 --> 00:16:15,745 - [Richard] Finish your dinner! - I'm finished! 240 00:16:15,745 --> 00:16:18,431 - What happened? - I'm just calling to- Cindy! 241 00:16:18,431 --> 00:16:22,556 Yeah, we just got it. Yeah, she basically went crazy. 242 00:16:22,556 --> 00:16:25,241 - [Olive] I won! I won! I won! - No, I didn't get that. 243 00:16:25,241 --> 00:16:29,271 - The machine cut you off. Okay. - [Olive Continues, Indistinct] 244 00:16:29,271 --> 00:16:32,628 Redondo Beach. This Sunday? 245 00:16:32,628 --> 00:16:36,657 - Wh-Are you guys going? - [Whispering] Yes. 246 00:16:36,657 --> 00:16:39,727 - Can you put it off? - They have to. They have to. 247 00:16:39,727 --> 00:16:42,412 - Where does that leave us? - We can't do it. We can't. 248 00:16:42,412 --> 00:16:45,099 No, no- No, I understand that, Cindy. Yeah. 249 00:16:45,099 --> 00:16:48,553 - They- - I just- No, I'll just figure it out. Okay, bye-bye. 250 00:16:48,553 --> 00:16:51,526 It's this Sunday? Why can't Jeff and Cindy take her? 251 00:16:51,526 --> 00:16:53,540 They have some equestrian thing in Santa Barbara. 252 00:16:53,540 --> 00:16:56,227 You know, they do that horse shit every single weekend. 253 00:16:56,227 --> 00:16:59,872 Well, it's the nationals. They're taking both horses, so apparently it's a big deal. 254 00:16:59,872 --> 00:17:02,270 What about Olive? 255 00:17:03,805 --> 00:17:07,354 Little Miss Sunshine! Little Miss Sunshine! I won! 256 00:17:07,354 --> 00:17:09,561 I won! 257 00:17:09,561 --> 00:17:11,671 I'm going! We're going! 258 00:17:11,671 --> 00:17:14,069 - You promised? - We'll fly out and come back Monday. 259 00:17:14,069 --> 00:17:16,563 - How are you gonna get around out there? - We'll rent a car. 260 00:17:16,563 --> 00:17:19,058 - And stay at a hotel? - We can afford it. 261 00:17:19,058 --> 00:17:22,319 - This is our seed money. - Well, if I had a little help bringin' it in. 262 00:17:22,319 --> 00:17:24,621 - Don't start that. - It all goes to your nine steps! 263 00:17:24,621 --> 00:17:26,924 I told you I'm gonna talk to Stan Grossman! 264 00:17:26,924 --> 00:17:30,473 We're gonna get locked and loaded on this deal and start generating some income! 265 00:17:30,473 --> 00:17:33,351 - But in the meantime we've gotta be- - Okay, okay! We'll drive! 266 00:17:33,351 --> 00:17:36,421 - I'm not drivin'. - How are you gonna fit Grandpa in the Miata? 267 00:17:36,421 --> 00:17:39,203 - Well, Grandpa does not have to come. - What? I coached her! 268 00:17:39,203 --> 00:17:41,409 I gave her the moves. I gotta go. 269 00:17:41,409 --> 00:17:44,575 - Why don't you take the V.W.? - I cannot drive a shift. I tried. 270 00:17:44,575 --> 00:17:46,973 - We'll fly there. - We can't afford it. 271 00:17:46,973 --> 00:17:51,577 Well, that's what we're gonna do unless you have a better idea. 272 00:17:51,577 --> 00:17:53,784 Here. This is dessert. 273 00:17:57,046 --> 00:17:59,635 I won! I won! I won! I won! I won! 274 00:17:59,635 --> 00:18:02,033 I won! I won! I won! 275 00:18:06,446 --> 00:18:10,092 Miss Sunshine! Little Miss Sunshine! Little Miss Sunshine! 276 00:18:10,092 --> 00:18:12,106 All right. I'll drive the bus. 277 00:18:12,106 --> 00:18:15,848 Richard, I was told explicitly not to leave Frank by himself. 278 00:18:15,848 --> 00:18:17,766 - No offense, Frank. - None taken. 279 00:18:17,766 --> 00:18:20,260 You got Dwayne here. They can look after each other. 280 00:18:20,260 --> 00:18:23,234 No, Richard! That's asking too much. If something happened- 281 00:18:23,234 --> 00:18:26,687 We can't go, then, unless Dwayne and Frank go with us. 282 00:18:26,687 --> 00:18:30,525 - [Olive] Mom, where's my bathing suit? - Right. 283 00:18:31,867 --> 00:18:33,786 Frank? 284 00:18:33,786 --> 00:18:36,088 - I found it! - [Door Slams] 285 00:18:36,088 --> 00:18:37,911 Okay. 286 00:18:39,349 --> 00:18:41,460 I'm going! I'm going! I'm going! 287 00:18:41,460 --> 00:18:45,105 Oh, Dwayne, come on, please. Think of your sister. 288 00:18:45,105 --> 00:18:48,942 [Richard] Come on, Dwayne. It'll be a lot of fun. 289 00:18:48,942 --> 00:18:51,341 You can go to the beach and- 290 00:18:54,698 --> 00:18:57,768 [Frank] "This is unfair. 291 00:18:57,768 --> 00:19:01,989 "All I ask is... 292 00:19:01,989 --> 00:19:05,250 that you leave me alone." 293 00:19:08,896 --> 00:19:11,102 Dwayne, flight school. 294 00:19:11,102 --> 00:19:14,460 I will give you permission for flight school. 295 00:19:14,460 --> 00:19:19,448 [Olive] I won! I won! I won! I won! I'm gonna win this one too! 296 00:19:27,506 --> 00:19:31,631 "But I'm not going... 297 00:19:31,631 --> 00:19:34,701 to have any fun." 298 00:19:34,701 --> 00:19:37,386 Yeah, we're all with you on that one, Dwayne. 299 00:19:37,386 --> 00:19:39,977 Grandpa! Grandpa! Is Grandpa coming to California? 300 00:19:39,977 --> 00:19:42,663 - We're all coming, honey. - [Richard] Hey, uh, hold on. 301 00:19:42,663 --> 00:19:44,677 Olive, come over here for a second. 302 00:19:44,677 --> 00:19:47,075 Come here. Sit down for a second. 303 00:19:47,075 --> 00:19:51,488 Look, there's no sense in entering a contest... 304 00:19:51,488 --> 00:19:53,790 if you don't think you're gonna win. 305 00:19:53,790 --> 00:19:58,203 So do you think you can win Little Miss Sunshine? 306 00:19:58,203 --> 00:20:00,985 Richard- 307 00:20:00,985 --> 00:20:03,576 Are you gonna win? 308 00:20:07,509 --> 00:20:08,756 Yes! 309 00:20:08,756 --> 00:20:13,072 We're going to California. [Laughs] 310 00:20:19,595 --> 00:20:21,610 Good night, Dwayne. 311 00:20:28,708 --> 00:20:30,723 [Writing] 312 00:20:38,014 --> 00:20:40,988 Not on your watch. I wouldn't do that to you. 313 00:20:49,429 --> 00:20:51,924 [Sighs] Thank you, Dwayne. 314 00:20:53,170 --> 00:20:56,432 Coming from you, that means a lot. 315 00:20:56,432 --> 00:20:58,255 Good night. 316 00:21:47,562 --> 00:21:51,303 Jesus, I'm tired. I'm so fucking tired. 317 00:21:51,303 --> 00:21:53,222 Do you know how tired I am? 318 00:21:53,222 --> 00:21:56,579 If some girl came up to me, begged me to fuck her, I couldn't do it. 319 00:21:56,579 --> 00:21:59,841 - Dad? Watch the language, huh? - That's how tired I am. 320 00:21:59,841 --> 00:22:01,855 She's listening to music. 321 00:22:01,855 --> 00:22:04,541 Olive, I'll give you a million dollars if you turn around. 322 00:22:04,541 --> 00:22:06,556 - See? - All right. 323 00:22:06,556 --> 00:22:08,667 - But the rest of us. - Oh, the rest of you. 324 00:22:08,667 --> 00:22:11,352 Can I give you some advice? 325 00:22:11,352 --> 00:22:14,326 Well, I'm gonna give it to you anyway. 326 00:22:14,326 --> 00:22:18,451 - I don't want you making the same mistakes I made. - Can't wait to hear this. 327 00:22:18,451 --> 00:22:21,425 Dwayne-That's your name, right? Dwayne? 328 00:22:21,425 --> 00:22:24,303 This is the voice of experience talking. 329 00:22:24,303 --> 00:22:27,277 Are you listening? Fuck a lot of women, Dwayne. 330 00:22:27,277 --> 00:22:30,538 - Hey! Dad! - Not just one woman. A lot of women. 331 00:22:30,538 --> 00:22:32,649 - That's enough, all right? - Are you gettin' any? 332 00:22:32,649 --> 00:22:35,431 - Dad! - You can tell me, Dwayne. Are you gettin' any? 333 00:22:35,431 --> 00:22:38,501 - Come on, please. - No? Jesus. You're what, 15? 334 00:22:38,501 --> 00:22:40,803 - My God, man! - Dad! 335 00:22:40,803 --> 00:22:44,160 You should be gettin' that young stuff. That young stuff is the best in the world. 336 00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:46,942 - Dad, that's enough! Stop it! - Will you kindly not interrupt! 337 00:22:46,942 --> 00:22:50,203 See, right now you're jailbait. They're jailbait. It's perfect. 338 00:22:50,203 --> 00:22:53,848 I mean, you hit 18-Man, you're talking about three to five. 339 00:22:53,848 --> 00:22:55,863 Hey, I will pull this truck over right now! 340 00:22:55,863 --> 00:22:59,124 So pull the truck over! Fuck you! I can say what I want. 341 00:22:59,124 --> 00:23:02,002 - I still got Nazi bullets in my ass! - Ah, the Nazi bullets! 342 00:23:02,002 --> 00:23:05,936 - You're as bad as those fuckers at Sunset Manor. - [Horn Toots] 343 00:23:05,936 --> 00:23:09,006 - What happened at Sunset Manor? - Frank, don't encourage him. 344 00:23:09,006 --> 00:23:12,171 I'll tell you what happened. I paid my money. They took my money. 345 00:23:12,171 --> 00:23:14,858 I should be able to do what the fuck I want! 346 00:23:14,858 --> 00:23:17,735 - He started snorting heroin. - You started snorting heroin? 347 00:23:17,735 --> 00:23:19,749 - I'm old! - Well, that stuff'll kill you. 348 00:23:19,749 --> 00:23:22,819 What am I, an idiot? And don't you start taking that shit. 349 00:23:22,819 --> 00:23:25,025 When you're young, you're crazy to do that stuff. 350 00:23:25,025 --> 00:23:28,095 - What about you? - I'm old. When you're old, you're crazy not to do it. 351 00:23:28,095 --> 00:23:31,932 We've tried. Believe me. The intervention was a fiasco. He's worse than a two-year-old. 352 00:23:31,932 --> 00:23:34,810 Can we please talk about something else? 353 00:23:34,810 --> 00:23:37,976 - [Frank] I take it you didn't like it at Sunset Manor. - Frank. 354 00:23:37,976 --> 00:23:40,279 Are you kidding me? It was a fuckin' paradise. 355 00:23:40,279 --> 00:23:42,388 They got a pool. They got golf. 356 00:23:42,388 --> 00:23:45,459 Now I'm stuck with Mr. Happy here, sleepin' on a fuckin' sofa. 357 00:23:45,459 --> 00:23:49,392 Look, I know you're a homo and all, but maybe you can appreciate this. 358 00:23:49,392 --> 00:23:52,941 You go to one of those places, there's four women for every guy. 359 00:23:52,941 --> 00:23:55,339 - Can you imagine what that's like? - You must've been very busy. 360 00:23:55,339 --> 00:23:58,600 Whoa! I had second-degree burns on my johnson. I kid you not. 361 00:23:58,600 --> 00:24:00,615 - Really? - Forget about it. 362 00:24:00,615 --> 00:24:02,630 What are you guys talking about? 363 00:24:02,630 --> 00:24:04,548 Politics. 364 00:24:04,548 --> 00:24:06,946 Oh. 365 00:24:09,057 --> 00:24:12,030 Fuck a lot of women, kid. I have no reason to lie to you. 366 00:24:12,030 --> 00:24:15,100 Not one woman. A lot of women. 367 00:24:16,732 --> 00:24:19,897 You heard what I said? Did it go in anywhere? 368 00:24:19,897 --> 00:24:21,815 [Richard] Yeah, I think we get the point, Dad. 369 00:24:21,815 --> 00:24:24,501 [Grandpa] Don't show me the pad. I don't want to see the fuckin' pad. 370 00:24:27,955 --> 00:24:30,162 Mom, how much can we spend? 371 00:24:30,162 --> 00:24:33,903 I would say four dollars. Anything under four dollars. 372 00:24:33,903 --> 00:24:36,109 Hi. You ready? 373 00:24:36,109 --> 00:24:39,275 Yeah, I'm gonna have the, uh, number five with coffee, please. 374 00:24:39,275 --> 00:24:41,193 All right. 375 00:24:41,193 --> 00:24:43,879 A number seven, over easy, and a grapefruit juice. 376 00:24:43,879 --> 00:24:47,620 - Grapefruit. Okay. - I would like a fruit plate. 377 00:24:47,620 --> 00:24:49,635 - And do you have chamomile? - Yes. 378 00:24:49,635 --> 00:24:53,184 - With honey, please. - [Frank] I would like the lumberjack and coffee. 379 00:24:53,184 --> 00:24:56,446 - And extra bacon. - Extra. 380 00:24:56,446 --> 00:24:58,748 - Now, Dad, you should probably- - Richard, don't start. 381 00:24:58,748 --> 00:25:00,667 - He's gonna kill himself. - Well, it's his life. 382 00:25:00,667 --> 00:25:02,681 - Thank you, Sheryl. - [Waitress] Garden salad? 383 00:25:02,681 --> 00:25:04,504 And you. 384 00:25:04,504 --> 00:25:07,861 - I- I'm sorry. I, um- Sorry. - Take your time. 385 00:25:07,861 --> 00:25:10,547 Don't apologize, Olive. It's a sign of weakness. 386 00:25:10,547 --> 00:25:14,097 Um, well, I want- Okay, okay. I know what I want. I know. 387 00:25:14,097 --> 00:25:18,317 Okay, can I get the waffles and, uh- 388 00:25:18,317 --> 00:25:21,099 I don't- What does "alamodey" mean? 389 00:25:21,099 --> 00:25:24,169 - Oh, that means it comes with ice cream. - Okay, "alamodey" then. 390 00:25:24,169 --> 00:25:27,623 - [Sheryl] Olive, for breakfast? - You said four dollars. 391 00:25:27,623 --> 00:25:30,501 Okay. You're right. Thank you. 392 00:25:30,501 --> 00:25:32,131 Okay. Be right back. 393 00:25:32,131 --> 00:25:35,201 Actually, Olive, "à la mode" in French... 394 00:25:35,201 --> 00:25:38,750 translates literally as "in the fashion." 395 00:25:38,750 --> 00:25:40,957 À la mode. 396 00:25:40,957 --> 00:25:44,794 "Mode" is derived from Latin modus, meaning "due or proper measure." 397 00:25:44,794 --> 00:25:47,096 - Frank, shut up. - [Sheryl] Richard! 398 00:25:47,096 --> 00:25:49,782 Olive, can I tell you a little something about ice cream? 399 00:25:49,782 --> 00:25:52,564 - Yeah. - Well, ice cream is made from cream... 400 00:25:52,564 --> 00:25:54,387 which comes from cow's milk... 401 00:25:54,387 --> 00:25:57,072 and cream has a lot of fat in it. 402 00:25:57,072 --> 00:25:58,991 - Richard. - What? 403 00:25:58,991 --> 00:26:02,732 - She's gonna find out anyway, remember? - What? Find out what? 404 00:26:02,732 --> 00:26:07,528 Well, when you eat ice cream, the fat in the ice cream becomes fat in your body. 405 00:26:07,528 --> 00:26:09,735 - [Sheryl] Richard, I swear to God- - It's true. 406 00:26:09,735 --> 00:26:12,134 - What? What's wrong? - Nothing, honey. Nothing's wrong. 407 00:26:12,134 --> 00:26:16,067 So if you eat a lot of ice cream, you might become fat. 408 00:26:16,067 --> 00:26:19,808 And if you don't, you're gonna stay nice and skinny, sweetie. 409 00:26:19,808 --> 00:26:22,782 - Mom- - Olive, Richard is an idiot. 410 00:26:22,782 --> 00:26:25,084 I like a woman with meat on her bones. 411 00:26:25,084 --> 00:26:27,099 [Olive] I don't- Why's everyone so upset? 412 00:26:27,099 --> 00:26:29,497 No, no one's upset, honey. I- 413 00:26:29,497 --> 00:26:31,511 I just want you to understand... 414 00:26:31,511 --> 00:26:35,636 it's okay to be skinny, and it's okay to be fat, if that's what you want to be. 415 00:26:35,636 --> 00:26:37,842 Whatever you want, it's okay. 416 00:26:37,842 --> 00:26:40,720 Okay, but, Olive, let me ask you this. 417 00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:43,502 Those women in Miss America- 418 00:26:43,502 --> 00:26:47,627 Are they skinny, or are they fat? 419 00:26:49,354 --> 00:26:51,464 Honey? 420 00:26:51,464 --> 00:26:55,205 Well, they're skinny, I guess. 421 00:26:55,205 --> 00:26:57,987 Yeah. I guess they don't eat a lot of ice cream. 422 00:26:57,987 --> 00:27:02,112 Okay. Coffee. Coffee. 423 00:27:03,359 --> 00:27:05,565 - Grapefruit. - Thank you. 424 00:27:05,565 --> 00:27:09,595 Chamomile. And here's your ice cream. 425 00:27:09,595 --> 00:27:12,952 "Alamodey," right? I'll be back with your waffles in a second. 426 00:27:16,214 --> 00:27:18,325 Does anyone want my ice cream? 427 00:27:18,325 --> 00:27:21,682 Yeah, I'd like a little. Dwayne? Frank? 428 00:27:21,682 --> 00:27:24,847 - Olive's not gonna have her ice cream. - Do you mind if I have a little? 429 00:27:24,847 --> 00:27:27,149 - Yeah, let's dig in. - That looks really good. 430 00:27:27,149 --> 00:27:29,644 [Grandpa] Boy, I feel sorry for anybody... 431 00:27:29,644 --> 00:27:32,329 that doesn't want to enjoy their ice cream so early in the morning. 432 00:27:32,329 --> 00:27:35,016 - Boy, that looks good. - You sure you don't wanna have some, Olive? 433 00:27:35,016 --> 00:27:37,126 Those waffles are gonna be awful lonely in there. 434 00:27:37,126 --> 00:27:39,716 - Mmm! Mmm! - Watch this. 435 00:27:39,716 --> 00:27:42,786 Wait! Stop! Don't eat it all. 436 00:27:47,583 --> 00:27:49,789 - All right, Olive- - Richard! 437 00:27:53,530 --> 00:27:56,216 - Hey, Stan! - [Truck Horn Honks] 438 00:27:56,216 --> 00:27:59,669 Stan, it's Richard. Again. Listen, I know you're busy... 439 00:27:59,669 --> 00:28:03,506 but we're just dying to hear what sort of numbers you came up with in Scottsdale. 440 00:28:03,506 --> 00:28:06,864 - So, uh, give me a call, please. - Hey, did you get him? 441 00:28:06,864 --> 00:28:09,934 - No, I can't get a signal out of this thing. - [Groans] 442 00:28:11,660 --> 00:28:13,771 How long till we get there? 443 00:28:13,771 --> 00:28:16,361 - A long time, honey. - I know. But how long? 444 00:28:16,361 --> 00:28:20,390 Well, we gotta do 600 miles of driving today and 200 tomorrow. 445 00:28:20,390 --> 00:28:23,077 - That's a lot of driving. Let's go. - I'll drive for a while. 446 00:28:23,077 --> 00:28:25,858 - No, no. I got it. - No. I gotta learn how to do this. 447 00:28:25,858 --> 00:28:27,873 You're doing it. How hard can it be? 448 00:28:27,873 --> 00:28:30,846 [Gears Grinding] 449 00:28:30,846 --> 00:28:33,629 - Push the stick down hard. - I'm pushing hard. 450 00:28:33,629 --> 00:28:36,027 - [Grinding Continues] - Okay. Okay, there you go. 451 00:28:36,027 --> 00:28:38,616 Now push the clutch in all the way to the floor. 452 00:28:38,616 --> 00:28:42,837 It's on the floor. The floor. 453 00:28:44,852 --> 00:28:47,346 - [Grunting] - [Grinding Continues] 454 00:28:49,361 --> 00:28:52,239 [Muttering] Sticking on there. 455 00:28:52,239 --> 00:28:54,924 - Push down hard. - [Grunting] 456 00:28:57,994 --> 00:29:00,967 [Man] Well, you've got a problem. 457 00:29:00,967 --> 00:29:04,038 Your clutch is, uh, shot. 458 00:29:04,038 --> 00:29:06,340 Can we get a new one? 459 00:29:06,340 --> 00:29:09,793 These old buses, you- you have to order the part. 460 00:29:09,793 --> 00:29:12,384 How long does it take? 461 00:29:12,384 --> 00:29:14,590 Well, it's the weekend... 462 00:29:14,590 --> 00:29:19,674 so... maybe... Thursday. 463 00:29:20,825 --> 00:29:24,566 - [Panting] - [Dog Barking] 464 00:29:29,938 --> 00:29:33,104 [Groans] 465 00:29:33,104 --> 00:29:38,476 Is there a, uh, dealership around here? 466 00:29:38,476 --> 00:29:41,162 Well, uh, they're probably gonna be closed. 467 00:29:41,162 --> 00:29:43,081 It's, uh- It's the weekend, you know. 468 00:29:43,081 --> 00:29:45,863 Yes, we're aware of that. 469 00:29:45,863 --> 00:29:49,796 I'll tell you what. You know these- these old buses? 470 00:29:49,796 --> 00:29:54,592 You don't need the clutch to change from- from the third to the fourth. 471 00:29:54,592 --> 00:29:58,525 You only really need the clutch to go from number one to number two. 472 00:29:58,525 --> 00:30:01,882 But as long as you keep parking on a hill... 473 00:30:01,882 --> 00:30:05,912 and you let it go, and it goes 15, 20 miles per hour... 474 00:30:05,912 --> 00:30:08,693 you start her in third, and you go from third to fourth. 475 00:30:08,693 --> 00:30:11,763 What if you're not on a hill? There's no hill. 476 00:30:11,763 --> 00:30:13,969 What if there's no hill? What do you- 477 00:30:13,969 --> 00:30:16,176 Yeah, it's- 478 00:30:21,644 --> 00:30:25,290 Olive, Dad, I want you in the car first. 479 00:30:25,290 --> 00:30:27,879 - I know. We know. - All right, here we go! 480 00:30:30,086 --> 00:30:33,251 Everybody push! All right. 481 00:30:33,251 --> 00:30:37,281 Here we go! Push! Push! 482 00:30:37,281 --> 00:30:40,926 - [Grunting] - OK- OK- Okay! 483 00:30:40,926 --> 00:30:43,611 I just want everyone here to know... 484 00:30:43,611 --> 00:30:46,106 that I am the preeminent Proust scholar in the United States. 485 00:30:46,106 --> 00:30:48,600 - Here we go! - [Engine Starts] 486 00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:50,519 - [Sheryl] Go on, honey. - I'm putting it in gear! 487 00:30:50,519 --> 00:30:53,109 - Go, honey! - [Richard] Come on! 488 00:30:53,109 --> 00:30:55,028 Come on, Olive! Run! Run! Come on! 489 00:30:55,028 --> 00:30:56,946 - Come on! - Sheryl, let's go! 490 00:30:56,946 --> 00:30:59,919 - [Screaming] - Sheryl! 491 00:31:02,989 --> 00:31:04,908 - Frank, let's go! - I'm coming. 492 00:31:04,908 --> 00:31:07,690 - [Sheryl] You're losing them. Slow down! - I can't slow down! 493 00:31:07,690 --> 00:31:11,047 - Come on! Come on! Come on, you dumb bastard! - I can't. I can't slow down. 494 00:31:11,047 --> 00:31:13,349 - I can't slow down! - Let's go! 495 00:31:13,349 --> 00:31:16,036 [Sheryl] Help him. Come on! 496 00:31:16,036 --> 00:31:18,818 Come on. Come on. Get in. 497 00:31:18,818 --> 00:31:22,079 - [Sheryl Screams, Laughs] - [Frank] No one gets left behind. 498 00:31:22,079 --> 00:31:24,381 - [Sheryl] Close the door! - No one gets left behind! 499 00:31:24,381 --> 00:31:27,068 Outstanding, soldier! Outstanding! 500 00:31:27,068 --> 00:31:29,274 [Laughs] 501 00:31:32,151 --> 00:31:34,550 Outstanding. 502 00:31:34,550 --> 00:31:36,756 - Was that fun? - Yeah. 503 00:31:36,756 --> 00:31:39,154 [Laughs] 504 00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:26,927 [Richard] So finally I'm just sitting there... 505 00:32:26,927 --> 00:32:29,805 and I decide, you know, "This is Stan Grossman. What the hell?" 506 00:32:29,805 --> 00:32:32,203 And I start pitching him the nine steps. 507 00:32:32,203 --> 00:32:35,848 And about- I don't know- two minutes in, he stops me, he says... 508 00:32:35,848 --> 00:32:38,246 "I can sell this." 509 00:32:38,246 --> 00:32:40,165 [Frank] Mm-hmm. Interesting. 510 00:32:40,165 --> 00:32:42,755 Yeah, and this is the guy who knows how to do it. 511 00:32:42,755 --> 00:32:47,359 You start with a book, and then you do a media tour, corporate events, DVD, VHS series. 512 00:32:47,359 --> 00:32:51,101 I mean, there's a whole fascinating science into how you roll these things out. 513 00:32:51,101 --> 00:32:54,267 - Wow. - Yeah, so he's in Scottsdale right now, you know... 514 00:32:54,267 --> 00:32:57,912 building the buzz and kind of getting the whole hype thing going. 515 00:32:57,912 --> 00:33:01,078 He's doing what the pros call a ticking clock auction. 516 00:33:01,078 --> 00:33:04,051 Oh, how about that! 517 00:33:07,313 --> 00:33:11,246 Yeah, and I can detect that note of sarcasm there, Frank. 518 00:33:11,246 --> 00:33:14,027 What sarcasm? I didn't- I didn't hear it. 519 00:33:14,027 --> 00:33:16,042 But I want you to know something. 520 00:33:16,042 --> 00:33:17,961 I feel sorry for you. 521 00:33:17,961 --> 00:33:19,975 You do? Good. 522 00:33:19,975 --> 00:33:23,141 Yeah, I do. Because sarcasm is the refuge of losers. 523 00:33:23,141 --> 00:33:25,539 - It is? Really? - Yep. 524 00:33:25,539 --> 00:33:28,896 Sarcasm is losers trying to bring winners down to their level... 525 00:33:28,896 --> 00:33:30,527 and that's step four in the program. 526 00:33:30,527 --> 00:33:33,213 Wow, Richard, you've really opened my eyes to what a loser I am. 527 00:33:33,213 --> 00:33:36,379 - How much do I owe you for those pearls of wisdom? - That one's on the house. 528 00:33:36,379 --> 00:33:39,257 - Okay, you guys, that's enough. - It's on the house. 529 00:33:39,257 --> 00:33:41,367 - That was for free? - No charge. No charge. 530 00:33:41,367 --> 00:33:43,765 - Stop it! - He started it. 531 00:33:43,765 --> 00:33:46,163 - [Cellphone Rings] - That's- Oh, wait a second. 532 00:33:46,163 --> 00:33:48,850 - [Sheryl] You are so bad. - Quiet. This is it. This is that call. 533 00:33:48,850 --> 00:33:51,056 He-Hello? 534 00:33:51,056 --> 00:33:55,182 Stan? 535 00:33:59,210 --> 00:34:02,567 [Chattering In Spanish] 536 00:34:02,567 --> 00:34:05,734 Stan Grossman? Richard Hoover. 537 00:34:05,734 --> 00:34:08,612 [Laughs] Finally. How're ya doin'? 538 00:34:08,612 --> 00:34:11,777 No, I know. We were, uh, on the highway, and I lost you on my cell. 539 00:34:11,777 --> 00:34:13,888 Forget about it. How'd we do? 540 00:34:20,507 --> 00:34:23,192 Honey, I'm gonna use the ladies' room. You need to go? 541 00:34:23,192 --> 00:34:25,974 No. I'm gonna go practice my routine over there. 542 00:34:25,974 --> 00:34:27,989 Okay, well, don't go too far. 543 00:34:27,989 --> 00:34:31,059 [Richard] Well, I think that we just gotta talk to him a little. 544 00:34:31,059 --> 00:34:33,073 No, you gotta talk to him. 545 00:34:33,073 --> 00:34:35,951 No, Stan, listen to me. Hold on now. 546 00:34:35,951 --> 00:34:38,445 I am going to get something to drink. You want anything? 547 00:34:38,445 --> 00:34:41,802 - Stay positive and- [Continues, Indistinct] - Yeah, get me some porn. 548 00:34:41,802 --> 00:34:43,721 [Chuckles] Okay. 549 00:34:43,721 --> 00:34:47,078 Get me something really nasty too. I don't want any of that airbrushed shit. 550 00:34:47,078 --> 00:34:49,956 - Okay. - Okay, here's a 20. Get yourself a little treat too. 551 00:34:49,956 --> 00:34:53,410 - Get yourself a fag rag. - [Laughs] All right. I will. 552 00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:59,069 - Uh, that one. Yes. And that one. - [Bell Chimes] 553 00:34:59,069 --> 00:35:02,332 And I would like that one- No, down. 554 00:35:02,332 --> 00:35:05,881 Yes. Yes. Yes. I would like that one. 555 00:35:05,881 --> 00:35:08,567 And, uh, I will have a- 556 00:35:08,567 --> 00:35:11,253 a blue raspberry Slushee. 557 00:35:11,253 --> 00:35:13,364 Frank? 558 00:35:13,364 --> 00:35:16,049 Oh, my God! How are you? 559 00:35:16,049 --> 00:35:18,927 - Uh- - I thought you were gonna be in Santa Fe for the conference. 560 00:35:18,927 --> 00:35:20,846 - I was looking for you. - [Bell Chimes] 561 00:35:20,846 --> 00:35:23,627 - Aren't you supposed to be in New Haven? - Yeah. 562 00:35:23,627 --> 00:35:26,697 - Well, you heard about Larry and the whole genius thing, right? - Yeah. 563 00:35:26,697 --> 00:35:29,191 - It's official. - Oh, good. 564 00:35:29,191 --> 00:35:31,781 So we're going to this private spa in Sedona for the week- 565 00:35:31,781 --> 00:35:33,796 - Larry's here? - Yeah. 566 00:35:33,796 --> 00:35:37,824 - He's out filling the tank. He's, uh- - Oh. Yeah, there he is. 567 00:35:37,824 --> 00:35:41,278 Wow. I can't believe this. How have you been? 568 00:35:41,278 --> 00:35:44,156 I've been fine. 569 00:35:44,156 --> 00:35:46,075 Good. Good. 570 00:35:46,075 --> 00:35:50,584 You know, I heard that you got fired. 571 00:35:50,584 --> 00:35:53,078 Yeah. No, I quit, 'cause enough is enough, you know? 572 00:35:53,078 --> 00:35:55,476 Right. Good. Good. 573 00:35:55,476 --> 00:35:58,258 [Chuckles] So what are you up to now? 574 00:35:58,258 --> 00:36:01,232 Um, I'm weighing my options... 575 00:36:01,232 --> 00:36:06,603 and, um, just, you know, taking some time off, and so- 576 00:36:06,603 --> 00:36:08,618 Great. That's great. 577 00:36:08,618 --> 00:36:11,208 $19.79, sir. 578 00:36:11,208 --> 00:36:14,182 ## [Man Singing Country] 579 00:36:14,182 --> 00:36:15,716 So- 580 00:36:18,979 --> 00:36:21,857 - Well, it was great to see you. - Yeah, you too. 581 00:36:21,857 --> 00:36:24,159 - Take care of yourself. - You too. 582 00:36:24,159 --> 00:36:25,598 Bye. 583 00:36:29,242 --> 00:36:32,024 ## [Singing Continues] 584 00:36:52,745 --> 00:36:54,952 [Clerk] Hey. 585 00:36:54,952 --> 00:36:56,966 - You forgot your Slushee. - [Horn Honks] 586 00:36:56,966 --> 00:36:59,460 ## [Continues] 587 00:36:59,460 --> 00:37:01,667 You're in Scottsdale right now, right? 588 00:37:01,667 --> 00:37:03,681 Okay, I can come by. 589 00:37:03,681 --> 00:37:06,655 I'm gonna be coming through there. I could swing right by. We could- 590 00:37:08,766 --> 00:37:11,451 Christ. He's not getting it. 591 00:37:13,753 --> 00:37:15,960 [Richard] Did you try that? 592 00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:19,222 Listen to what I'm saying, Stan! I'll-I'll- 593 00:37:19,222 --> 00:37:21,044 [Bell Chimes] 594 00:37:24,594 --> 00:37:26,704 So what happened? 595 00:37:26,704 --> 00:37:28,911 Nothing. Let's get out of here. 596 00:37:28,911 --> 00:37:31,692 Wait a minute. I thought you said this was a done deal. 597 00:37:31,692 --> 00:37:34,570 - He said it was a done deal. - What, you didn't get anything? 598 00:37:34,570 --> 00:37:36,585 Oh, my God! Where does that leave us? 599 00:37:36,585 --> 00:37:38,504 Fucked. That's where it leaves us. 600 00:37:38,504 --> 00:37:42,052 - I can't believe I'm hearing- Did you even try negotiating? - Yes! Of course I tried! 601 00:37:42,052 --> 00:37:44,354 What do you think I- 602 00:37:44,354 --> 00:37:47,328 Let's just go, okay? Let's go. Let's go. 603 00:37:47,328 --> 00:37:49,151 Come on. 604 00:37:52,317 --> 00:37:54,140 Let's go! 605 00:38:30,496 --> 00:38:32,319 "Where's Olive?" 606 00:38:34,142 --> 00:38:35,965 Oh! 607 00:38:44,310 --> 00:38:46,804 - [Horn Honks] - All right, Frank. 608 00:38:46,804 --> 00:38:48,627 - Come on, Olive. - Come on, Olive. 609 00:38:48,627 --> 00:38:50,834 Come on, sweetie, jump. Jump in the car. 610 00:38:50,834 --> 00:38:53,423 - We can't stop. Jump. - I got her! I got her! 611 00:38:53,423 --> 00:38:55,534 [Sheryl Whoops] 612 00:39:13,281 --> 00:39:15,392 Richard. 613 00:39:16,734 --> 00:39:18,653 Yeah. 614 00:39:18,653 --> 00:39:22,490 Whatever happens, you tried to do something on your own... 615 00:39:22,490 --> 00:39:25,080 which is more than most people ever do... 616 00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:27,670 and I include myself in that category. 617 00:39:29,109 --> 00:39:33,330 You took a big chance. That took guts, and I'm proud of you. 618 00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:38,510 Okay, Dad. Thank you. 619 00:39:48,391 --> 00:39:50,213 Thank you, Dad. 620 00:40:21,966 --> 00:40:25,131 Okay, here is 11. 621 00:40:25,131 --> 00:40:27,146 Frank, you're 12. 622 00:40:29,352 --> 00:40:31,367 And Grandpa's 13. 623 00:40:31,367 --> 00:40:33,285 Can I sleep with Grandpa tonight? 624 00:40:33,285 --> 00:40:35,396 Well, you'll have to ask Grandpa. 625 00:40:35,396 --> 00:40:37,698 - Grandpa? - I got two beds. 626 00:40:37,698 --> 00:40:39,713 You could still use some rehearsing. 627 00:40:39,713 --> 00:40:41,823 [Olive] Yeah, that's what I was thinking. 628 00:40:47,867 --> 00:40:50,745 [Richard] All right, everybody, we have a long day tomorrow. 629 00:40:50,745 --> 00:40:53,718 I'll knock on your doors at 7:00 a.m. 630 00:40:53,718 --> 00:40:56,212 That means no lollygagging. 631 00:40:56,212 --> 00:40:58,899 We need to be packed and on the road by 7:40, guys. 632 00:40:58,899 --> 00:41:01,297 - [Sheryl] Frank, you guys'll be okay? - [Frank] Yeah, we're fine. 633 00:41:01,297 --> 00:41:03,215 - Okay, well, good night. - Good night. 634 00:41:03,215 --> 00:41:05,709 - Sleep tight. - Okay. 635 00:41:21,922 --> 00:41:24,031 What a fucking nightmare. 636 00:41:24,031 --> 00:41:25,950 [Door Closes] 637 00:41:25,950 --> 00:41:28,252 Richard, we- we have to talk. 638 00:41:28,252 --> 00:41:30,171 Please. 639 00:41:30,171 --> 00:41:35,543 Sheryl, let's just get through this and go home. 640 00:41:35,543 --> 00:41:37,845 [Sheryl] No, Richard, we have to talk now! 641 00:41:37,845 --> 00:41:40,627 [Richard] I tried to tell you we couldn't afford this trip! 642 00:41:40,627 --> 00:41:43,601 - Do you realize we're becoming bankrupt? - We are not bankrupt! 643 00:41:43,601 --> 00:41:47,054 - [Arguing Continues] - Hey, don't listen to that. 644 00:41:47,054 --> 00:41:49,453 Let's turn on the tube. 645 00:41:49,453 --> 00:41:53,577 - We agree that the right man to preserve the traditions- - I'm gonna brush my teeth. 646 00:41:53,577 --> 00:41:56,168 Secretary Rumsfeld and I thought long and hard... 647 00:41:56,168 --> 00:41:58,278 about this important choice. 648 00:41:58,278 --> 00:42:00,197 To me- 649 00:42:00,197 --> 00:42:02,979 [Sheryl] You said this was a lock! You said it was a done deal! 650 00:42:02,979 --> 00:42:05,377 [Richard] Stan Grossman said it was a done deal! 651 00:42:05,377 --> 00:42:07,487 [Sheryl] I'm not married to Stan Grossman! 652 00:42:07,487 --> 00:42:10,653 [Richard] I trusted him! You gotta trust to be trusted! That's step six! 653 00:42:10,653 --> 00:42:13,051 [Sheryl] Oh, fuck the nine steps, Richard! 654 00:42:13,051 --> 00:42:15,450 They're not working! Forget it! It's over! 655 00:42:15,450 --> 00:42:18,519 I never want to hear about the nine steps again! 656 00:42:18,519 --> 00:42:21,493 - [Growling] - [Growling] 657 00:42:21,493 --> 00:42:24,946 - [Snarling] - [Snarling] 658 00:42:24,946 --> 00:42:27,152 - [Growls] - [Growls] 659 00:42:27,152 --> 00:42:29,935 Perfect. Perfect. You're the world champion growler. 660 00:42:29,935 --> 00:42:32,428 Time for your beauty rest. Get in there. 661 00:42:38,569 --> 00:42:40,487 There you go. 662 00:42:41,734 --> 00:42:43,652 Good night. 663 00:42:43,652 --> 00:42:46,626 - Grandpa? - Yeah. 664 00:42:46,626 --> 00:42:49,792 I'm kinda scared about tomorrow. 665 00:42:49,792 --> 00:42:52,382 Are you kiddin' me? You're gonna blow 'em out of the water. 666 00:42:52,382 --> 00:42:54,684 They're not gonna know what hit 'em. 667 00:42:54,684 --> 00:42:57,562 - Grandpa? - Yeah. 668 00:42:58,714 --> 00:43:00,632 Am I pretty? 669 00:43:00,632 --> 00:43:04,949 Olive, you are... 670 00:43:04,949 --> 00:43:07,347 the most beautiful girl in the whole world. 671 00:43:07,347 --> 00:43:09,745 Nah, you're just saying that. 672 00:43:09,745 --> 00:43:11,759 No, I'm not. I'm madly in love with you. 673 00:43:11,759 --> 00:43:14,542 And it's not because of your brains or your personality. 674 00:43:14,542 --> 00:43:17,707 It's because you're beautiful, inside and out. 675 00:43:19,146 --> 00:43:21,352 - Grandpa? - What? 676 00:43:24,902 --> 00:43:27,876 - I don't want to be a loser. - You're not a loser. 677 00:43:27,876 --> 00:43:30,658 Where'd you get the idea you're a loser? 678 00:43:30,658 --> 00:43:34,015 [Crying] Because Daddy hates losers. 679 00:43:34,015 --> 00:43:36,317 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Back up a minute. 680 00:43:36,317 --> 00:43:38,236 You know what a loser is? 681 00:43:38,236 --> 00:43:43,895 A real loser is somebody that's so afraid of not winning, they don't even try. 682 00:43:43,895 --> 00:43:47,636 - Now, you're trying, right? - Yeah. 683 00:43:47,636 --> 00:43:51,570 Well, then, you're not a loser. We're gonna have fun tomorrow, right? 684 00:43:51,570 --> 00:43:55,119 Yeah. [Sniffles] 685 00:43:55,119 --> 00:43:57,805 We can tell 'em all to go to hell. 686 00:43:57,805 --> 00:44:00,299 Good night, sweetie. I love you. 687 00:44:08,166 --> 00:44:10,372 [Sighs] 688 00:44:21,308 --> 00:44:23,994 What are you doing? 689 00:44:23,994 --> 00:44:26,104 I'm gonna fix this. 690 00:44:28,502 --> 00:44:30,325 Richard- 691 00:44:31,668 --> 00:44:33,491 I'm gonna fix this. 692 00:44:38,767 --> 00:44:41,069 [Door Opens, Closes] 693 00:45:01,214 --> 00:45:03,900 Here we go. Here we go. 694 00:45:03,900 --> 00:45:06,490 - [Engine Starts] - [Tires Screech] 695 00:45:06,490 --> 00:45:08,313 [Horn Beeps] 696 00:45:14,452 --> 00:45:17,906 [Chattering] 697 00:45:27,595 --> 00:45:29,417 Hi. 698 00:46:38,965 --> 00:46:42,419 [Chattering] 699 00:46:42,419 --> 00:46:44,338 Hi. Stan Grossman, please. 700 00:46:49,038 --> 00:46:52,203 Stan, it's Richard. I don't know where the fuck you are. 701 00:46:52,203 --> 00:46:54,314 I'm at the hotel. Call me. 702 00:46:57,959 --> 00:47:00,357 [Phone Beeping] 703 00:47:00,357 --> 00:47:02,755 [Line Ringing] 704 00:47:08,128 --> 00:47:10,526 [Chattering Continues] 705 00:47:10,526 --> 00:47:13,116 [Cellphone Ringing] 706 00:47:13,116 --> 00:47:15,418 But it's funny. 707 00:47:17,337 --> 00:47:19,831 So I said, "You want me to teach you about life experiences? 708 00:47:19,831 --> 00:47:22,900 You can write a book about my experiences." 709 00:47:22,900 --> 00:47:25,587 - So he says to me- - [Line Ringing] 710 00:47:27,410 --> 00:47:29,328 Hello, Stan. 711 00:47:29,328 --> 00:47:31,534 You're the one that said it would sell! 712 00:47:31,534 --> 00:47:33,453 That's what I thought at the time. 713 00:47:33,453 --> 00:47:36,619 But it's a great program. You said so yourself. I don't understand. 714 00:47:36,619 --> 00:47:40,552 It's not the program, Richard. It's you. Okay? 715 00:47:40,552 --> 00:47:45,252 No one's heard of you. Nobody cares. 716 00:47:51,583 --> 00:47:53,981 What's the next step? 717 00:47:53,981 --> 00:47:56,955 There is none. We had our shot. 718 00:47:56,955 --> 00:47:59,642 It didn't fly. We move on. 719 00:47:59,642 --> 00:48:02,711 - You-You mean give up? - Richard. 720 00:48:02,711 --> 00:48:06,836 Hey, wh-Whoa, hey! One setback here, and you're ready to just quit? 721 00:48:06,836 --> 00:48:10,002 Richard, listen. I pushed this thing hard, okay? 722 00:48:10,002 --> 00:48:13,743 I rammed it down their fucking throats, and no one bought it! 723 00:48:13,743 --> 00:48:18,348 It's time to move on. You're not gonna win this one. 724 00:48:20,458 --> 00:48:22,760 Okay. Okay. You know what? 725 00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:26,022 Good. I'm glad. You know why? 726 00:48:26,022 --> 00:48:28,420 Because this is what the nine steps are all about. 727 00:48:28,420 --> 00:48:30,434 - Right here, Stan. Right here! - Richard. 728 00:48:30,434 --> 00:48:31,873 - Richard, please. - You blew it! 729 00:48:31,873 --> 00:48:34,176 You blew it. You're out. 730 00:48:35,903 --> 00:48:38,877 [Horn Honking] 731 00:48:42,905 --> 00:48:46,262 [Olive] Mom? Dad? 732 00:48:50,100 --> 00:48:53,266 [Sighs] What is it, hon? 733 00:48:53,266 --> 00:48:55,472 Grandpa won't wake up. 734 00:48:57,294 --> 00:49:00,748 [Siren Wailing] 735 00:49:05,257 --> 00:49:08,039 [Chattering On P.A.] 736 00:49:10,245 --> 00:49:12,068 Want to take an eye test? 737 00:49:13,411 --> 00:49:15,617 Uncle Frank? An eye test? 738 00:49:18,015 --> 00:49:20,222 Olive, come here. Put those away. 739 00:49:20,222 --> 00:49:23,195 We're gonna have a family meeting. Dwayne, family meeting. 740 00:49:23,195 --> 00:49:27,224 [P.A. Chattering Continues] 741 00:49:27,224 --> 00:49:29,335 First of all... 742 00:49:29,335 --> 00:49:33,364 the doctors are doing everything they can to help Grandpa right now. 743 00:49:33,364 --> 00:49:37,393 He's had a long, eventful life... 744 00:49:37,393 --> 00:49:40,462 and I know he loves both of you very much. 745 00:49:40,462 --> 00:49:44,971 But if God wants to take him, we have to be ready to accept that, okay? 746 00:49:46,794 --> 00:49:50,919 Whatever happens, we're a family. 747 00:49:52,646 --> 00:49:55,427 And what's important is that we love each other. 748 00:49:55,427 --> 00:49:58,977 I love you guys so, so much. 749 00:50:12,598 --> 00:50:14,997 [Sheryl Sobbing] 750 00:50:14,997 --> 00:50:17,874 [Chattering On TV] 751 00:50:17,874 --> 00:50:20,945 [Man On TV] Look at this. This is a 15-pound turkey. 752 00:50:20,945 --> 00:50:24,014 It does it in three hours' time. 753 00:50:24,014 --> 00:50:26,700 [Infomercial Continues, Indistinct] 754 00:50:26,700 --> 00:50:29,002 Are you the family of Edwin Hoover? 755 00:50:29,002 --> 00:50:30,825 Yes. 756 00:50:32,552 --> 00:50:36,964 I'm sorry. We did everything we could. 757 00:50:36,964 --> 00:50:39,842 He was, uh- 758 00:50:39,842 --> 00:50:42,336 Well, it was too much. 759 00:50:42,336 --> 00:50:45,503 He probably just fell asleep and never woke up. 760 00:50:47,421 --> 00:50:51,066 I'll have someone come talk to you about handling the remains. 761 00:50:55,383 --> 00:50:57,301 Thank you. 762 00:50:57,301 --> 00:51:00,275 [Infomercial Continues, Indistinct] 763 00:51:05,839 --> 00:51:08,429 Linda! 764 00:51:10,060 --> 00:51:13,226 [Chattering On P.A.] 765 00:51:13,226 --> 00:51:15,528 Mom? 766 00:51:15,528 --> 00:51:17,446 Is Grandpa dead? 767 00:51:17,446 --> 00:51:20,517 Yeah, honey. He passed away. 768 00:51:24,354 --> 00:51:27,423 [Both Sobbing] 769 00:51:27,423 --> 00:51:30,301 [Man On TV] That's what this machine does. Chicken, fish or beef. 770 00:51:30,301 --> 00:51:33,082 So you always look forward to eating the food. 771 00:51:33,082 --> 00:51:36,536 And that, I believe- [Continues, Indistinct] 772 00:51:36,536 --> 00:51:39,223 Put it in the machine. Center it. Turn it around. 773 00:51:39,223 --> 00:51:43,155 Hi. I'm your bereavement liaison, Linda. 774 00:51:46,705 --> 00:51:50,158 - My consolations for your loss. - Thank you. 775 00:51:50,158 --> 00:51:53,420 Okay, these are the forms you need to fill out. 776 00:51:53,420 --> 00:51:56,010 A death certificate. 777 00:51:56,010 --> 00:51:59,176 A report of death. An M.E. pink slip. 778 00:51:59,176 --> 00:52:02,053 Please try and be as detailed as possible. 779 00:52:02,053 --> 00:52:04,163 Um, this is a brochure... 780 00:52:04,163 --> 00:52:07,137 for a grief recovery support group that meets on Tuesdays. 781 00:52:07,137 --> 00:52:10,111 And, if you like, at this time, I can refer you to a funeral home... 782 00:52:10,111 --> 00:52:12,126 so you can begin making your own arrangements. 783 00:52:12,126 --> 00:52:15,867 Actually, prearrangements have already been made in Albuquerque. 784 00:52:17,786 --> 00:52:20,760 - Albuquerque? - We're actually on our way to California right now. 785 00:52:20,760 --> 00:52:25,460 If the body is crossing state lines, you're gonna need a burial transit permit. 786 00:52:25,460 --> 00:52:28,625 Okay, but we're trying to get to Redondo Beach by 3:00. 787 00:52:28,625 --> 00:52:32,558 3:00 today? Hmm. Ain't gonna happen. 788 00:52:34,669 --> 00:52:36,779 Okay, um, can I just- 789 00:52:36,779 --> 00:52:40,329 I know that this is, uh- this might be a little unusual... 790 00:52:40,329 --> 00:52:42,823 but if maybe we could just go. 791 00:52:42,823 --> 00:52:46,181 And then we'll come back, and we'll take care of all the paperwork and- 792 00:52:46,181 --> 00:52:48,099 No. You can't just abandon the body. 793 00:52:48,099 --> 00:52:51,744 No, no, no. Nobody's gonna abandon the body. We're gonna go and- 794 00:52:51,744 --> 00:52:54,046 Otherwise, the hospital becomes responsible. 795 00:52:54,046 --> 00:52:56,444 Sir, there are ways we have of doing things. 796 00:52:56,444 --> 00:52:58,363 We're gonna go and come back. 797 00:52:58,363 --> 00:53:02,009 You are not the only one that's had somebody die here today, okay? 798 00:53:06,517 --> 00:53:10,739 Is there any way we might be able to view the remains? 799 00:53:15,630 --> 00:53:19,372 We haven't had a chance to move him downstairs... 800 00:53:19,372 --> 00:53:23,497 so someone may come in in a few minutes to take him to the basement. 801 00:53:23,497 --> 00:53:26,375 Just tell them who you are, and they will wait. 802 00:53:26,375 --> 00:53:28,293 - Thank you. - Okay? 803 00:53:28,293 --> 00:53:32,130 And when you're done with the paperwork, I'll be at the nurses' station. 804 00:53:32,130 --> 00:53:34,625 - Great. Thank you, Linda. - Thank you. 805 00:53:34,625 --> 00:53:36,543 [P.A. Beeps] 806 00:53:36,543 --> 00:53:40,092 [Chattering On P.A.] 807 00:53:45,273 --> 00:53:47,575 [Chattering On P.A.] 808 00:54:10,406 --> 00:54:14,243 Goddamn it, Dad. Goddamn it! 809 00:54:16,258 --> 00:54:18,080 Stupid. 810 00:54:27,097 --> 00:54:30,071 We'll go to Little Miss Sunshine next year, okay, honey? 811 00:54:30,071 --> 00:54:31,894 Next year. 812 00:54:34,580 --> 00:54:36,690 [Sheryl Sobbing] 813 00:54:39,951 --> 00:54:44,653 No. No. We've come 700 miles. 814 00:54:44,653 --> 00:54:48,010 I will be damned if I'm not making that contest, Sheryl. 815 00:54:48,010 --> 00:54:50,504 Well, Richard, we can't leave him here. 816 00:54:53,478 --> 00:54:55,876 We're not gonna leave him. 817 00:54:57,219 --> 00:55:00,481 - Richard, what are you doing? - Fuck. 818 00:55:05,948 --> 00:55:08,250 - Dwayne, go around outside. - Richard, what are you thinking? 819 00:55:08,250 --> 00:55:11,128 - We're gonna take him with us. - No, no. That is not happening. 820 00:55:11,128 --> 00:55:13,239 He's better off with us that these people. 821 00:55:13,239 --> 00:55:15,541 I want you to go around outside and underneath this window. 822 00:55:15,541 --> 00:55:17,460 Dwayne, don't you dare move. 823 00:55:17,460 --> 00:55:20,626 Honey, you stay here. We'll take Olive. Frank can drive. 824 00:55:20,626 --> 00:55:25,134 No, Sheryl, we'll be there in two hours. I'll call a funeral home once we get there. 825 00:55:25,134 --> 00:55:27,341 If there's one thing my father would have wanted... 826 00:55:27,341 --> 00:55:30,219 it's to see Olive perform in the Little Miss Sunshine Pageant. 827 00:55:30,219 --> 00:55:33,960 Now, I believe we'd be doing a grave disservice to his memory... 828 00:55:33,960 --> 00:55:35,975 if we were to just give up now. 829 00:55:35,975 --> 00:55:39,332 All right? There's two kinds of people in this world. 830 00:55:39,332 --> 00:55:42,690 There's winners and there's losers. Okay? You know what the difference is? 831 00:55:42,690 --> 00:55:44,703 Winners don't give up. 832 00:55:44,703 --> 00:55:48,253 So what are we here? Are we winners, or are we losers? 833 00:55:48,253 --> 00:55:50,459 Huh? 834 00:55:50,459 --> 00:55:53,242 Okay, okay, okay. Let's do it. 835 00:55:53,242 --> 00:55:56,120 You guys go. Olive, you watch the curtain. 836 00:55:56,120 --> 00:55:58,613 [Chattering On P.A.] 837 00:56:00,916 --> 00:56:05,137 I don't know. I have no reason to assume it's gonna be otherwise. 838 00:56:05,137 --> 00:56:07,152 Watch. Get the back. Get the back. 839 00:56:07,152 --> 00:56:10,221 Shh. Go, go, go. 840 00:56:10,221 --> 00:56:12,906 - [Siren Wailing] - Yeah, 1:00. 841 00:56:12,906 --> 00:56:15,017 [Woman On Line, Indistinct] 842 00:56:15,017 --> 00:56:17,032 Now? 843 00:56:17,032 --> 00:56:20,101 - He's very heavy. Be gentle. - Mm-hmm. 844 00:56:20,101 --> 00:56:22,404 [Richard] Now! 845 00:56:22,404 --> 00:56:24,802 [Sheryl] One, two- 846 00:56:24,802 --> 00:56:27,104 Okay, three. Wait, wait, wait! 847 00:56:27,104 --> 00:56:29,599 - Not yet. Not yet. - [Men Chattering] 848 00:56:29,599 --> 00:56:33,627 - Okay, go. Go, go, go. - Shh, shh, shh. Okay. 849 00:56:33,627 --> 00:56:35,834 [Sheryl] Richard, I can't do it! 850 00:56:35,834 --> 00:56:37,753 - I got him. I got him. - Come on. 851 00:56:37,753 --> 00:56:39,863 Come on! Hurry up! 852 00:56:41,685 --> 00:56:44,083 [Grunts] 853 00:56:44,083 --> 00:56:47,057 Okay, he's slipping. Okay. 854 00:56:47,057 --> 00:56:50,607 - Hold on. - [Grunting] 855 00:56:50,607 --> 00:56:53,101 [Frank] I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. 856 00:56:53,101 --> 00:56:55,979 [Grunting] 857 00:56:55,979 --> 00:56:57,993 Be careful. 858 00:57:01,159 --> 00:57:04,613 - [Frank] Be cool. Be cool. - [Olive] Hurry up. 859 00:57:05,956 --> 00:57:07,778 Keep watch, Olive. 860 00:57:09,025 --> 00:57:11,615 Watch the curb. Watch the curb. 861 00:57:15,740 --> 00:57:17,658 [Panting] 862 00:57:17,658 --> 00:57:19,769 Watch his head! Watch it! 863 00:57:19,769 --> 00:57:21,880 - [Grunts] - Keys. 864 00:57:25,237 --> 00:57:28,115 Swing him around this way. 865 00:57:28,115 --> 00:57:30,417 - [Sheryl] Olive, get in. - Here we go. 866 00:57:30,417 --> 00:57:32,240 Okay, let's go. 867 00:57:35,694 --> 00:57:38,379 [Richard] Sheryl. Let's go, Frank. 868 00:57:38,379 --> 00:57:41,929 Did I mention that I am the preeminent Proust scholar in the U.S.? 869 00:57:41,929 --> 00:57:45,766 [Groans] Here we go! Here we go! 870 00:57:45,766 --> 00:57:48,068 [Sheryl] Are you okay? 871 00:57:55,550 --> 00:57:57,948 - [Olive] Dad? - Yeah, honey? 872 00:58:01,402 --> 00:58:03,513 What's gonna happen to Grandpa? 873 00:58:24,425 --> 00:58:26,823 Uncle Frank? 874 00:58:26,823 --> 00:58:28,646 Yeah? 875 00:58:30,277 --> 00:58:32,292 Do you think there's a heaven? 876 00:58:34,498 --> 00:58:39,102 That's hard to say, Olive. I- I don't think anyone knows for sure. 877 00:58:39,102 --> 00:58:42,555 I know, but what do you think? 878 00:58:43,611 --> 00:58:46,392 Um, well- 879 00:58:46,392 --> 00:58:48,215 I think there is one. 880 00:58:49,942 --> 00:58:52,820 - You think I'll get in? - Yes. 881 00:58:52,820 --> 00:58:54,835 - Promise? - Yes. 882 00:59:07,689 --> 00:59:10,663 - Whoa! Hey! Son of a bitch! - [Horn Honking] 883 00:59:10,663 --> 00:59:13,349 - What happened? - He- He cut me off. 884 00:59:15,363 --> 00:59:17,282 [Honking Continues] 885 00:59:17,282 --> 00:59:19,584 - It's stuck. - [Sheryl] Okay, just leave it. 886 00:59:19,584 --> 00:59:21,982 It's stuck or something. [Groans] 887 00:59:21,982 --> 00:59:25,244 - Maybe-Try pulling it from under here. - No, no. Just leave it. 888 00:59:26,683 --> 00:59:29,753 - Fix it when we get there. - Okay, fine. 889 00:59:29,753 --> 00:59:32,534 Shit! 890 00:59:32,534 --> 00:59:35,508 [Siren Wailing] 891 00:59:35,508 --> 00:59:38,290 Oh, Jesus! God! 892 00:59:38,290 --> 00:59:41,072 I'm being pulled over. Here we go. 893 00:59:42,415 --> 00:59:46,540 Okay. Everybody just pretend to be normal, okay? 894 00:59:46,540 --> 00:59:49,322 Like-Like everything's normal here. 895 00:59:51,337 --> 00:59:53,735 [Honking Continues Intermittently, Weakly] 896 00:59:54,694 --> 00:59:56,613 [Fist Slams] 897 01:00:01,697 --> 01:00:04,095 How you folks doin'? 898 01:00:04,095 --> 01:00:07,836 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, we're fine. Just- [Grunts] 899 01:00:07,836 --> 01:00:10,906 - Little trouble with the horn? - Sorry. What? 900 01:00:10,906 --> 01:00:13,208 - Havin' a little trouble with your horn? - Yeah. 901 01:00:14,551 --> 01:00:17,813 Little trouble. Sorry. Uh, sorry. 902 01:00:17,813 --> 01:00:20,786 Could you step outside the vehicle? 903 01:00:20,786 --> 01:00:22,705 [Honking Continues] 904 01:00:29,516 --> 01:00:31,722 - Step this way, please. - No, no. 905 01:00:31,722 --> 01:00:34,312 - What? - Don't- 906 01:00:34,312 --> 01:00:36,423 "Don't" what? 907 01:00:39,013 --> 01:00:41,795 - Do you have something in your trunk, sir? - It's nothing. I- 908 01:00:41,795 --> 01:00:45,728 - Don't- Don't open it. - You've just given me probable cause to search your trunk. 909 01:00:45,728 --> 01:00:48,702 - Just- I- I just- - Put your hands on the vehicle now! Now! 910 01:00:49,469 --> 01:00:51,676 - Don't move. - Okay. 911 01:00:54,841 --> 01:00:58,295 - It's not illegal! - Sir, I would advise you to keep your mouth shut! 912 01:01:00,117 --> 01:01:02,899 Oh, my God. What is he doing? 913 01:01:08,367 --> 01:01:11,149 - It's not illegal. - Goddamn. 914 01:01:17,193 --> 01:01:19,207 Sir, could you come back here? 915 01:01:27,745 --> 01:01:30,527 [Chuckles] I love this stuff. I love it. 916 01:01:30,527 --> 01:01:32,637 God bless ya. God bless ya. 917 01:01:32,637 --> 01:01:34,940 Don't worry. I'm not gonna bust ya. 918 01:01:34,940 --> 01:01:37,433 - Oh, thank you. - [Chuckles] 919 01:01:37,433 --> 01:01:39,928 How you doin'? [Chuckles] 920 01:01:42,518 --> 01:01:45,396 - Cute- Cute family. That's nice. - Thank you. 921 01:01:45,396 --> 01:01:48,561 - This on the side. A little of this, a little of that. - It's- 922 01:01:48,561 --> 01:01:50,768 - Oh, man. - Sweet- Sweetness. 923 01:01:50,768 --> 01:01:52,974 That is sweet. Yeah. 924 01:01:52,974 --> 01:01:56,332 - Dirty. - And this one is one of my favorites. 925 01:01:56,332 --> 01:01:58,346 Ahh, good, yeah. 926 01:01:59,881 --> 01:02:02,280 That's a little different choice. 927 01:02:04,486 --> 01:02:06,884 No? 928 01:02:08,802 --> 01:02:11,104 - Gonna leave that with ya. - All right. 929 01:02:11,104 --> 01:02:13,695 - You have a good day there. - Yeah. 930 01:02:16,956 --> 01:02:18,875 [Honking Continues] 931 01:02:24,631 --> 01:02:27,125 What happened? 932 01:02:27,125 --> 01:02:30,482 - I'll tell you when I regain consciousness. - [Motorcycle Engine Revving] 933 01:02:32,688 --> 01:02:35,950 Frank, Dwayne, get out and push. 934 01:02:45,159 --> 01:02:46,982 [All Grunting] 935 01:02:52,737 --> 01:02:55,904 - Okay, there it is- Redondo Beach, 46. - [Honking Continues] 936 01:02:55,904 --> 01:02:58,206 It's 2:15. Might be a few minutes late. 937 01:02:58,206 --> 01:03:02,810 They said 3:00 sharp. They were very explicit. We can't cross these people. Trust me. 938 01:03:02,810 --> 01:03:05,784 - Mom, Dwayne has 20/20 vision. - I bet he does. 939 01:03:05,784 --> 01:03:09,141 - [Honking Continues] - Okay, now I'm gonna check to see if you're color blind. 940 01:03:09,141 --> 01:03:11,347 - [Vehicle Horn Honks] - [Man] Asshole! 941 01:03:11,347 --> 01:03:15,089 - [Mouthing Words] - What's the letter in the circle? 942 01:03:17,679 --> 01:03:20,173 No, no, no. Inside the circle. 943 01:03:20,173 --> 01:03:22,475 Right there. See? 944 01:03:22,475 --> 01:03:26,025 It's an "A." Can't you see it? Right there. 945 01:03:28,807 --> 01:03:31,013 It's bright green. 946 01:03:33,507 --> 01:03:35,330 Oh, man. 947 01:03:43,676 --> 01:03:46,746 [Sighs] Dwayne, I think you might be color blind. 948 01:03:56,626 --> 01:03:59,121 You can't fly jets if you're color blind. 949 01:04:11,783 --> 01:04:15,045 We've got a little bit of- Okay, got an emergency back here. 950 01:04:15,045 --> 01:04:17,538 - I think we need to pull over. - What is it? 951 01:04:17,538 --> 01:04:20,225 - What's the emergency? - Pull over. 952 01:04:20,225 --> 01:04:23,007 It's all right, man. Dwayne, Dwayne! It's all right. Hold on. 953 01:04:23,007 --> 01:04:25,501 - Just pull over the car! - Okay! All right! 954 01:04:25,501 --> 01:04:28,858 - Could you get him to pull over, please? - Richard, pull over! 955 01:04:28,858 --> 01:04:31,544 - Richard, pull over the car! - It's all right. We're pulling over. 956 01:04:31,544 --> 01:04:33,655 - I'm pulling over. Stop it. - It's all right. 957 01:04:33,655 --> 01:04:37,587 - Dwayne! No, no. Dwayne. Sit down. - God, this better be good. 958 01:04:37,587 --> 01:04:40,274 - [Sheryl] Pull over. - [Richard] I'm pulling over. All right. 959 01:04:40,274 --> 01:04:43,631 - Stop the car. It's gonna be okay, Dwayne. - All right. Don't open the door. 960 01:04:43,631 --> 01:04:45,550 [Sheryl] Dwayne? Oh, God! 961 01:04:46,509 --> 01:04:48,428 [Gasping] 962 01:04:49,483 --> 01:04:51,402 Fuck! 963 01:04:52,361 --> 01:04:54,280 [Screams] 964 01:04:55,814 --> 01:04:59,171 - [Sheryl] What happened? - [Frank] He's color blind. He can't fly. 965 01:04:59,171 --> 01:05:01,569 [Sheryl] Oh, Jesus. Oh, no. 966 01:05:01,569 --> 01:05:03,488 [Sobbing] 967 01:05:06,366 --> 01:05:08,381 Uh, just- just give him a second. 968 01:05:30,540 --> 01:05:32,459 Dwayne? 969 01:05:35,145 --> 01:05:37,255 Dwayne, honey, I'm sorry. 970 01:05:43,683 --> 01:05:47,232 - Dwayne, come on. We have to go. - I'm not going. 971 01:05:49,918 --> 01:05:52,604 - Dwayne- - I said I'm not. 972 01:05:52,604 --> 01:05:56,825 Okay? I don't care. I'm not getting on that bus again. 973 01:05:56,825 --> 01:05:59,032 Dwayne, for better or worse, we're your family. 974 01:05:59,032 --> 01:06:02,773 No, you're not my family! Okay? I don't wanna be your family! 975 01:06:02,773 --> 01:06:06,897 I hate you fucking people! I hate you! 976 01:06:06,897 --> 01:06:10,159 Divorce, bankrupt, suicide! 977 01:06:10,159 --> 01:06:13,516 You fucking losers! You're losers! 978 01:06:16,299 --> 01:06:19,368 No. Please just leave me here, Mom. 979 01:06:19,368 --> 01:06:22,150 Okay? Please, please, please. 980 01:06:24,836 --> 01:06:26,755 Please just leave me here. 981 01:06:30,400 --> 01:06:32,222 [Sighs] 982 01:06:37,498 --> 01:06:39,417 Shit. 983 01:06:42,199 --> 01:06:44,309 I don't know what to do. 984 01:06:44,309 --> 01:06:47,187 [Richard] Well, it's gettin' late. 985 01:06:47,187 --> 01:06:50,065 Maybe- Can somebody stay here with him? 986 01:06:50,065 --> 01:06:53,135 - I'll stay. - Oh, that is not happening. 987 01:06:55,917 --> 01:06:58,027 All right. Well... 988 01:06:58,027 --> 01:06:59,945 uh... 989 01:07:00,905 --> 01:07:02,919 I'm just worried about the time. 990 01:07:05,797 --> 01:07:08,388 Olive, you, uh- 991 01:07:08,388 --> 01:07:10,594 you wanna try talking to him? 992 01:07:10,594 --> 01:07:13,760 Richard, no! There is nothing to say. We just have to wait. 993 01:07:13,760 --> 01:07:16,158 Honey- [Sighs] 994 01:08:03,355 --> 01:08:05,177 Okay. 995 01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:08,823 Let's go. 996 01:08:38,465 --> 01:08:41,535 I apologize for the things I said. 997 01:08:41,535 --> 01:08:45,756 I was upset. I didn't really mean them. 998 01:08:48,058 --> 01:08:50,935 It's okay. Come on. [Sniffles] Let's go. 999 01:08:55,252 --> 01:08:57,171 - [Honking Continues] - [Richard] 2:55. 1000 01:08:57,171 --> 01:08:59,569 All right. Everybody, look for the exit, okay? 1001 01:09:03,118 --> 01:09:05,804 Okay, here! Here's the turnoff. Turn in here. 1002 01:09:05,804 --> 01:09:08,203 Does anybody see the Redondo Suites? 1003 01:09:08,203 --> 01:09:11,464 - [Olive] There's the hotel! - There it is! There it is, Olive. 1004 01:09:11,464 --> 01:09:15,205 We're gonna make it. We're gonna make it. All right. 1005 01:09:15,205 --> 01:09:18,851 How- How the hell do you get over there? 1006 01:09:18,851 --> 01:09:21,729 - Sheryl? - No, no, no, no! 1007 01:09:21,729 --> 01:09:25,661 - [Olive] You're passing it! - [Sheryl] Turn around, turn around. 1008 01:09:25,661 --> 01:09:28,252 - You drove past it! - You've gotta turn around! 1009 01:09:28,252 --> 01:09:30,458 - It's back there! - I can't turn around. 1010 01:09:30,458 --> 01:09:33,240 - Anybody see a way back? It's a one-way street! - Oh! 1011 01:09:33,240 --> 01:09:37,269 - [Grunting] - Rich! You've got parking lots on the right! 1012 01:09:37,269 --> 01:09:40,339 - [Sheryl] Here, here! - Put your seat belt on, baby! 1013 01:09:40,339 --> 01:09:42,928 - What are you doing? - I can't slow down! I can't! 1014 01:09:42,928 --> 01:09:45,711 - [Richard] What time is it, Frank? - Oh, 2:59. 1015 01:09:45,711 --> 01:09:48,876 - Dad! - Straight shot from here. We're gonna make it. 1016 01:09:48,876 --> 01:09:51,371 - [Sheryl] Oh, it's a dead end! - I'm not goin' back! 1017 01:09:51,371 --> 01:09:54,056 - You have to go back! - That is a one-way road! 1018 01:09:54,056 --> 01:09:56,934 That'll take us all the way back to the freeway! 1019 01:09:56,934 --> 01:10:00,675 - You're the one who told me to go left back there! - [Sheryl Shouting] 1020 01:10:00,675 --> 01:10:03,170 I'm not turnin' back. 1021 01:10:03,170 --> 01:10:05,088 - Richard! - [Olive] It's right there. 1022 01:10:07,295 --> 01:10:10,364 What-What are you doing? You can't do this! 1023 01:10:10,364 --> 01:10:13,530 - God, Richard! - Okay, here's the hotel. 1024 01:10:13,530 --> 01:10:15,161 [Frank] Okay, stop! 1025 01:10:15,161 --> 01:10:17,271 - [Richard] Where's the entrance? - [Sheryl] Right here! 1026 01:10:17,271 --> 01:10:19,190 You passed it! You're passing it! 1027 01:10:19,190 --> 01:10:21,109 [Richard] Hold on! 1028 01:10:22,739 --> 01:10:24,754 Here we go. One more time. Little bump. 1029 01:10:31,085 --> 01:10:33,100 [Olive] Mom! 1030 01:11:05,523 --> 01:11:07,442 [Panting] 1031 01:11:07,442 --> 01:11:09,360 [Chattering] 1032 01:11:11,087 --> 01:11:13,869 Hello? Hi. We'd like to register. 1033 01:11:13,869 --> 01:11:17,514 - Sorry, we're closed. - Uh, no. We have the entrant right here. 1034 01:11:17,514 --> 01:11:20,968 - We just wanna check in. - Registration ended at 3:00. 1035 01:11:20,968 --> 01:11:23,846 - It's 3:00 now. - No. 1036 01:11:23,846 --> 01:11:27,874 Come on. Have a heart. We're four minutes late. We just drove all the way from Albuquerque. 1037 01:11:27,874 --> 01:11:30,369 - Then you should've been here by 3:00. - [Richard] Wait, wait. 1038 01:11:30,369 --> 01:11:33,055 There must be some way we can work this out. Please. 1039 01:11:33,055 --> 01:11:36,220 Everybody else was here before 3:00. I'd be giving unfair advantage. 1040 01:11:36,220 --> 01:11:39,194 No, we're not looking for an advantage. We just want her to compete. 1041 01:11:39,194 --> 01:11:41,689 Don't yell at me, sir. I didn't make you late. 1042 01:11:41,689 --> 01:11:44,950 We've settled on the schedule for the show. We've turned off the computers. 1043 01:11:44,950 --> 01:11:48,115 - Our lineup is final. I have a hair check to do. - Okay- 1044 01:11:48,115 --> 01:11:51,186 I'm sorry that you're late, but I can't help you. 1045 01:11:52,432 --> 01:11:54,447 Please. 1046 01:11:56,078 --> 01:11:59,340 You don't know what we've been through. 1047 01:12:02,314 --> 01:12:06,630 Um, Miss Jenkins? I- I can put 'em in the system. 1048 01:12:06,630 --> 01:12:10,851 - Oh, Kirby, you don't have to. - No, it's okay. Takes five minutes. 1049 01:12:10,851 --> 01:12:14,305 Well, it's your time. Excuse me. 1050 01:12:14,305 --> 01:12:16,703 [Frank] Thank you, Kirby. Thank you very much. 1051 01:12:16,703 --> 01:12:18,813 Really, you don't know what this means. 1052 01:12:18,813 --> 01:12:20,827 Please, it's only five minutes. [Chuckles] 1053 01:12:20,827 --> 01:12:23,609 I am not working for these people next year. These people are crazy. 1054 01:12:25,336 --> 01:12:27,542 Okay, so, what's your name? 1055 01:12:27,542 --> 01:12:29,941 - Olive. - That's a nice name. 1056 01:12:29,941 --> 01:12:33,298 - Mom, Mom! Look! - What's her last name? 1057 01:12:33,298 --> 01:12:35,984 - It's Miss California. It's really her! - You want to go say hi? 1058 01:12:35,984 --> 01:12:37,902 - [Kirby] Albuquerque- - [Typing] 1059 01:12:40,205 --> 01:12:42,795 - Thank you. - [Woman] Bonnie, come here. 1060 01:12:42,795 --> 01:12:45,961 - Hi! What's your name? - Olive. 1061 01:12:45,961 --> 01:12:49,414 - What's your talent, Olive? - I like dancing. 1062 01:12:49,414 --> 01:12:52,004 Dancing was too hard for me. I'm a singer. 1063 01:12:52,004 --> 01:12:54,210 You must be a good dancer. 1064 01:12:54,210 --> 01:12:56,321 I am. I'm really good. 1065 01:12:56,321 --> 01:12:58,431 - I bet you are. - [Pen Scribbling] 1066 01:12:58,431 --> 01:13:01,214 Well, thanks for stopping by, Olive. Best of luck. 1067 01:13:03,227 --> 01:13:06,297 Hmm. Miss California? 1068 01:13:06,297 --> 01:13:09,655 - Do you eat ice cream? - I love ice cream. 1069 01:13:09,655 --> 01:13:12,916 My favorite flavor is Chocolate Cherry Garcia... 1070 01:13:12,916 --> 01:13:16,850 although, technically, I think that's a frozen yogurt. 1071 01:13:16,850 --> 01:13:20,303 - Okay? - Okay. Thanks. Bye. 1072 01:13:20,303 --> 01:13:22,798 Bye. 1073 01:13:22,798 --> 01:13:26,155 - Mom, she eats ice cream. - I heard. 1074 01:13:27,594 --> 01:13:31,239 Your packet has tickets in it, and there's your badge number. 1075 01:13:31,239 --> 01:13:33,254 - Okay. - Is there anything else? 1076 01:13:33,254 --> 01:13:35,748 Uh, yeah. Is there a funeral home around here? 1077 01:13:39,585 --> 01:13:41,983 [Mechanical Whirring, Spraying] 1078 01:13:46,204 --> 01:13:48,506 [Chattering] 1079 01:13:50,041 --> 01:13:52,631 - Hi. - Hi. 1080 01:13:54,454 --> 01:13:56,948 Okay, Olive, let's get your swimsuit on. 1081 01:13:56,948 --> 01:13:59,154 You wanna go change behind the curtain? 1082 01:13:59,154 --> 01:14:02,320 This is the last touch-up, everybody. Final touch-ups. Last touch-up. 1083 01:14:28,700 --> 01:14:30,619 [Camera Shutters Clicking] 1084 01:14:30,619 --> 01:14:32,633 [Giggling] 1085 01:14:32,633 --> 01:14:35,895 - Okay! Wait! - I won't wait for you! 1086 01:14:36,950 --> 01:14:38,773 Let's get outta here. 1087 01:14:43,089 --> 01:14:45,680 Hey! Hey, Olive Hoover. 1088 01:14:45,680 --> 01:14:48,366 - Mm-hmm? - Hey, I need your music. 1089 01:14:48,366 --> 01:14:50,860 - Oh, music, right. - Yeah. 1090 01:14:53,738 --> 01:14:55,656 Where is it? All right. [Mumbles] 1091 01:14:58,055 --> 01:14:59,973 Here you go. 1092 01:14:59,973 --> 01:15:03,331 - This? Did you choose this? - No, my grandpa did. 1093 01:15:03,331 --> 01:15:05,345 - Your grandpa? - Mm-hmm. 1094 01:15:05,345 --> 01:15:07,359 - Which track? - Twelve. 1095 01:15:07,359 --> 01:15:12,060 We were drivin' five, six hours. Thought he was napping. 1096 01:15:12,060 --> 01:15:14,459 By the time we figured it out, it's- 1097 01:15:15,513 --> 01:15:17,528 - You know. - Too late. 1098 01:15:19,159 --> 01:15:21,653 So where's the body? 1099 01:15:21,653 --> 01:15:23,572 Um- 1100 01:15:38,152 --> 01:15:40,167 Personal effects. 1101 01:15:40,167 --> 01:15:41,990 - Thank you. - You take care. 1102 01:15:43,621 --> 01:15:45,539 - You too. - [Doors Close] 1103 01:16:06,451 --> 01:16:09,522 - [Audience Murmuring] - [Girl] I'm ready. 1104 01:16:13,166 --> 01:16:16,428 - [Man] She was scared, but she did very well. - [Woman] Was she? 1105 01:16:17,867 --> 01:16:20,265 ## [Fanfare] 1106 01:16:20,265 --> 01:16:24,678 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the 24th annual... 1107 01:16:24,678 --> 01:16:28,035 Little Miss Sunshine Pageant! 1108 01:16:28,035 --> 01:16:31,393 - [Cheering] - Yes! 1109 01:16:31,393 --> 01:16:35,710 Now, please, put your hands together once again and help me welcome to the stage... 1110 01:16:35,710 --> 01:16:39,835 our 12 beautiful contestants! 1111 01:16:39,835 --> 01:16:42,137 - [Cheering] - [Applause] 1112 01:16:42,137 --> 01:16:44,632 ## [Pop] 1113 01:16:51,058 --> 01:16:54,992 ## [Woman Singing] 1114 01:16:54,992 --> 01:16:58,062 ## [Continues] 1115 01:16:58,062 --> 01:16:59,308 Wow. 1116 01:17:29,238 --> 01:17:31,541 [Chuckles] 1117 01:17:55,043 --> 01:17:57,153 ## [Ends] 1118 01:17:57,153 --> 01:18:01,662 Oh, let's have a big round of applause for our lovely contestants! 1119 01:18:03,101 --> 01:18:06,459 At the end of the evening, one of these girls... 1120 01:18:06,459 --> 01:18:09,816 will be crowned Little Miss Sunshine! 1121 01:18:18,066 --> 01:18:20,752 Olive, honey, are you okay in there? 1122 01:18:20,752 --> 01:18:22,670 Yeah, I'm fine. 1123 01:18:25,165 --> 01:18:26,987 Hey. 1124 01:18:28,234 --> 01:18:30,152 What? 1125 01:18:30,152 --> 01:18:33,223 - You got a kid in the show? - ## [Emcee Singing] 1126 01:18:33,223 --> 01:18:35,237 Your first time? 1127 01:18:35,237 --> 01:18:37,156 Yeah, yeah. 1128 01:18:37,156 --> 01:18:39,745 ## [Continues] 1129 01:19:20,995 --> 01:19:23,585 ## [Ends] 1130 01:19:23,585 --> 01:19:26,367 America! 1131 01:19:26,367 --> 01:19:28,382 It's so beautiful! 1132 01:19:31,163 --> 01:19:35,097 [Dwayne] Sometimes I just wish I could go to sleep till I was 18... 1133 01:19:35,097 --> 01:19:40,084 and skip all this crap- high school and everything-just skip it. 1134 01:19:42,387 --> 01:19:44,881 You know Marcel Proust? 1135 01:19:44,881 --> 01:19:47,375 - He's the guy you teach. - Yeah. 1136 01:19:47,375 --> 01:19:50,733 French writer. Total loser. 1137 01:19:50,733 --> 01:19:52,747 Never had a real job. 1138 01:19:52,747 --> 01:19:56,009 Unrequited love affairs. Gay. 1139 01:19:56,009 --> 01:19:58,887 Spent 20 years writing a book almost no one reads. 1140 01:19:58,887 --> 01:20:01,189 But he's also probably the greatest writer since Shakespeare. 1141 01:20:01,189 --> 01:20:05,506 Anyway, he, uh- he gets down to the end of his life... 1142 01:20:05,506 --> 01:20:08,480 and he looks back and decides that all those years he suffered- 1143 01:20:08,480 --> 01:20:12,605 Those were the best years of his life, 'cause they made him who he was. 1144 01:20:12,605 --> 01:20:16,442 All the years he was happy? You know, total waste. Didn't learn a thing. 1145 01:20:16,442 --> 01:20:20,567 So, if you sleep until you're 18... 1146 01:20:20,567 --> 01:20:24,020 ah, think of the suffering you're gonna miss. 1147 01:20:24,020 --> 01:20:27,665 I mean, high school? High school- Those are your prime suffering years. 1148 01:20:27,665 --> 01:20:29,967 You don't get better suffering than that. 1149 01:20:33,805 --> 01:20:35,723 You know what? 1150 01:20:37,450 --> 01:20:39,273 Fuck beauty contests. 1151 01:20:40,520 --> 01:20:43,782 Life is one fucking beauty contest after another. 1152 01:20:43,782 --> 01:20:47,331 You know, school, then college, then work? 1153 01:20:47,331 --> 01:20:49,345 Fuck that. 1154 01:20:49,345 --> 01:20:51,456 And fuck the Air Force Academy. 1155 01:20:51,456 --> 01:20:55,581 If I wanna fly, I'll find a way to fly. 1156 01:20:55,581 --> 01:20:58,363 You do what you love, and fuck the rest. 1157 01:21:04,022 --> 01:21:06,229 I'm glad you're talkin' again, Dwayne. 1158 01:21:08,435 --> 01:21:11,122 - You're not nearly as stupid as you look. - [Sighs] 1159 01:21:12,944 --> 01:21:15,150 [Clicks Tongue] 1160 01:21:18,220 --> 01:21:20,234 Wanna go back? 1161 01:21:20,234 --> 01:21:22,537 - Not really. - [Chuckles] 1162 01:21:23,880 --> 01:21:26,565 Yeah, we should go back. 1163 01:21:28,964 --> 01:21:32,321 [Emcee] And now, the moment we've all been waiting for- 1164 01:21:32,321 --> 01:21:34,719 the talent competition. 1165 01:21:34,719 --> 01:21:37,021 [Applause] 1166 01:21:37,021 --> 01:21:38,940 ## [Piano] 1167 01:21:38,940 --> 01:21:41,818 ## [Singing] 1168 01:21:45,272 --> 01:21:47,190 Miss Carly Nugent. 1169 01:21:47,190 --> 01:21:50,548 ## [Woman Singing Disco] 1170 01:22:04,170 --> 01:22:06,568 ## [Ends] 1171 01:22:06,568 --> 01:22:09,254 ## [Yodeling] 1172 01:22:11,844 --> 01:22:15,106 ## [Singing] 1173 01:22:15,106 --> 01:22:17,504 Yee-haw! 1174 01:22:17,504 --> 01:22:20,094 [Emcee] Yodel-lay-he-hoo, that was great! 1175 01:22:20,094 --> 01:22:22,204 ## [Techno] 1176 01:22:23,163 --> 01:22:25,562 [Audience Exclaiming] 1177 01:22:36,882 --> 01:22:38,896 - [Cheering] - [Emcee] Wow-ow-ow-ow! 1178 01:22:38,896 --> 01:22:41,294 Funky-licious! 1179 01:22:42,733 --> 01:22:44,940 ## [Continues, Faint] 1180 01:23:02,015 --> 01:23:04,222 - ## [Continues, Faint] - I'm goin' backstage. 1181 01:23:04,222 --> 01:23:06,044 Yeah, right. See ya. 1182 01:23:07,099 --> 01:23:09,209 [Zipper Zips] 1183 01:23:09,209 --> 01:23:12,376 Oh, look at you. Is that your costume? 1184 01:23:12,376 --> 01:23:14,294 Mm-hmm. 1185 01:23:15,253 --> 01:23:17,172 - [Sighs] - Okay, here. 1186 01:23:19,570 --> 01:23:23,311 - Hey, what's goin' on? - Oh, I just- I came to wish Olive good luck. 1187 01:23:23,311 --> 01:23:25,613 - How you doin', honey? - Good. 1188 01:23:25,613 --> 01:23:27,628 - Nervous. - Yeah. You're gonna do great. 1189 01:23:27,628 --> 01:23:30,314 [Kisses] I just know it. 1190 01:23:30,314 --> 01:23:33,095 - Can I talk to you for a second? - Yeah. 1191 01:23:33,095 --> 01:23:35,494 - What's up? - [Sighs] 1192 01:23:37,412 --> 01:23:39,619 I don't want her to go on. 1193 01:23:39,619 --> 01:23:42,305 ## [Girl Singing] 1194 01:23:42,305 --> 01:23:45,183 - Are you authorized to be backstage? - No. Hey. 1195 01:23:45,183 --> 01:23:47,677 - Where are the dressing rooms? - [Girl] Are you allowed to be here? 1196 01:23:47,677 --> 01:23:49,692 Just tell me where the dressing rooms are. 1197 01:23:49,692 --> 01:23:53,720 - [Door Closes] - Listen, we're not in Albuquerque anymore. 1198 01:23:53,720 --> 01:23:56,118 - Hey, how are you feeling? - Better. Where's Olive? 1199 01:23:56,118 --> 01:23:58,517 - There. What's up? - Mom, I don't want Olive doing this. 1200 01:23:58,517 --> 01:24:00,915 Oh, my God! 1201 01:24:00,915 --> 01:24:03,409 - Look around. This place is fucked! - He's right! 1202 01:24:03,409 --> 01:24:06,095 Look, I don't want these people judging Olive. Fuck them! 1203 01:24:06,095 --> 01:24:09,644 - Listen, it is too late. - No, it's not too late. You're the mom... 1204 01:24:09,644 --> 01:24:12,235 and you're supposed to protect her. 1205 01:24:12,235 --> 01:24:17,223 Everyone is gonna laugh at her, Mom. Please don't let her do this. 1206 01:24:17,223 --> 01:24:20,004 [Woman] Olive Hoover, two minutes. 1207 01:24:20,004 --> 01:24:22,882 [Dwayne] Look, she's not a beauty queen. 1208 01:24:22,882 --> 01:24:24,993 She's just not. 1209 01:24:24,993 --> 01:24:28,830 - I'm gonna tell her. - No, Dwayne. You listen to me. Olive is who she is. 1210 01:24:28,830 --> 01:24:31,421 She has worked so hard. She's poured everything into this. 1211 01:24:31,421 --> 01:24:35,353 We can't just take it away from her. We can't. 1212 01:24:35,353 --> 01:24:40,246 I know you wanna protect her. I know, honey, but... we gotta let Olive be Olive. 1213 01:24:40,246 --> 01:24:43,507 - [Door Opens] - Olive Hoover. Are you the family? 1214 01:24:43,507 --> 01:24:45,522 Yeah. Okay? 1215 01:24:47,153 --> 01:24:49,935 Olive, it's time. Okay? 1216 01:24:49,935 --> 01:24:52,045 Yeah. 1217 01:24:52,045 --> 01:24:54,635 - We gotta go now. - Hang on. 1218 01:24:54,635 --> 01:24:57,705 Olive, look at me. 1219 01:24:57,705 --> 01:25:00,583 If you don't want to do this, that's okay. 1220 01:25:00,583 --> 01:25:04,996 If you want to sit this one out, it's totally fine by us. We're proud of you anyway. 1221 01:25:06,050 --> 01:25:07,969 We gotta go. 1222 01:25:10,080 --> 01:25:12,094 It's time. 1223 01:25:12,094 --> 01:25:13,917 ## [Techno, Faint] 1224 01:25:20,824 --> 01:25:22,743 Ready? Let's go. 1225 01:25:34,158 --> 01:25:36,268 Good luck, honey. 1226 01:25:36,268 --> 01:25:38,858 Copy that. Twenty-five is performance ready... 1227 01:25:38,858 --> 01:25:40,968 and we're walkin'... 1228 01:25:40,968 --> 01:25:42,887 as fast as we can. 1229 01:25:45,477 --> 01:25:47,396 - Is she going on? - Yeah. 1230 01:25:47,396 --> 01:25:49,314 She's going on. 1231 01:25:52,192 --> 01:25:54,207 [Emcee] Pure fairy-tale magic. 1232 01:25:54,207 --> 01:25:56,317 Miss Charisma Whiteman! 1233 01:25:57,276 --> 01:25:59,579 Wasn't that a stardust fantasy? 1234 01:25:59,579 --> 01:26:03,416 Thank you for that. You have been such a patient audience. 1235 01:26:03,416 --> 01:26:06,389 We have one more contestant, and then we'll be crowning our winner. 1236 01:26:06,389 --> 01:26:08,980 Please give a warm welcome to... 1237 01:26:08,980 --> 01:26:12,625 Miss... Olive Hoover! 1238 01:26:12,625 --> 01:26:14,448 [Applause] 1239 01:26:26,343 --> 01:26:28,358 [Whispers] You okay? 1240 01:26:28,358 --> 01:26:32,578 Um, I'd like to dedicate this to my grandpa... 1241 01:26:32,578 --> 01:26:34,784 who showed me these moves. 1242 01:26:34,784 --> 01:26:37,471 [Emcee] Oh, that is so sweet! 1243 01:26:37,471 --> 01:26:40,349 [Laughs] Is he here? Where is your grandpa right now? 1244 01:26:40,349 --> 01:26:43,706 In the trunk of our car. 1245 01:26:43,706 --> 01:26:45,625 Okay! [Laughs] 1246 01:26:45,625 --> 01:26:48,023 Well, take it away, Olive! 1247 01:26:52,435 --> 01:26:54,354 ## [Funk] 1248 01:27:02,987 --> 01:27:04,426 Huh! 1249 01:27:06,057 --> 01:27:09,128 ## [Man Singing] 1250 01:27:09,128 --> 01:27:12,869 ## [Continues] 1251 01:27:38,385 --> 01:27:41,071 - ## [Continues] - [Woman] You suck! 1252 01:27:41,071 --> 01:27:43,853 - [Audience Members Booing] - Those little fuckers. I will kill them. 1253 01:27:43,853 --> 01:27:45,964 [Woman] You stink! 1254 01:27:53,638 --> 01:27:55,652 No, no, no, no, no. 1255 01:28:08,891 --> 01:28:10,617 [Gasping] 1256 01:28:25,199 --> 01:28:27,597 What is your daughter doing? 1257 01:28:34,599 --> 01:28:37,381 She's kickin' ass. That's what she's doin'. 1258 01:28:41,794 --> 01:28:43,713 [Panting] 1259 01:28:49,277 --> 01:28:51,579 ## [Continues] 1260 01:28:51,579 --> 01:28:53,977 Get over here! Get over here! 1261 01:28:53,977 --> 01:28:57,911 - I want that little ragamuffin off the stage this minute. - [Emcee] All right. 1262 01:28:57,911 --> 01:29:00,309 - Get her. Right this minute! - Don't touch- Don't touch her. 1263 01:29:00,309 --> 01:29:03,762 - Your act's over, honey. - [Richard] Hey! 1264 01:29:05,872 --> 01:29:08,750 - Hey! Hey, let go of my daughter! - Oh! 1265 01:29:08,750 --> 01:29:12,204 - [Screaming] - [Dwayne] Holy sh- 1266 01:29:12,204 --> 01:29:14,793 Let her finish! 1267 01:29:16,617 --> 01:29:20,069 Get off me! Help! Get off me! 1268 01:29:20,069 --> 01:29:22,564 - Help me! - Take charge! Just take charge! 1269 01:29:22,564 --> 01:29:24,771 [Richard] Keep dancin', honey! Daddy's okay. 1270 01:29:24,771 --> 01:29:29,855 Get your daughter off this stage right now! 1271 01:29:29,855 --> 01:29:31,773 Now! 1272 01:29:36,666 --> 01:29:38,584 Honey? 1273 01:29:47,793 --> 01:29:49,903 [Mouthing Words] 1274 01:29:54,987 --> 01:29:56,906 - Like that? - Oh! 1275 01:30:22,423 --> 01:30:24,630 [Delighted Squeal] 1276 01:30:45,446 --> 01:30:47,365 ## [Ends] 1277 01:30:47,365 --> 01:30:49,187 - Ooh! - Ah! 1278 01:30:54,368 --> 01:30:57,054 [Applause Smattering] 1279 01:30:59,068 --> 01:31:02,809 Yeah! All right! 1280 01:31:02,809 --> 01:31:05,111 [No Audible Dialogue] 1281 01:31:14,321 --> 01:31:16,239 [Clears Throat] 1282 01:31:17,295 --> 01:31:19,980 Okay, you're out- 1283 01:31:19,980 --> 01:31:23,147 on the condition that you never enter your daughter in a beauty pageant... 1284 01:31:23,147 --> 01:31:25,640 in the state of California ever again. 1285 01:31:25,640 --> 01:31:27,464 Ever. 1286 01:31:29,669 --> 01:31:31,780 I think we can live with that. 1287 01:31:36,385 --> 01:31:39,550 All right. We're back in business. 1288 01:31:39,550 --> 01:31:42,140 Lock and load. 1289 01:31:54,611 --> 01:31:57,872 Olive, your grandpa would've been really proud of you. 1290 01:31:57,872 --> 01:32:00,846 - Yeah, you were great. Mm-wah! - [Frank] You were beyond great. 1291 01:32:00,846 --> 01:32:04,204 - [Dwayne] You were incredible. - Thank you. 1292 01:32:07,658 --> 01:32:09,480 Let's get outta here. 1293 01:32:18,593 --> 01:32:20,512 [Panting] 1294 01:32:21,951 --> 01:32:24,445 [Grunting] 1295 01:32:24,445 --> 01:32:26,843 [Gasping] 1296 01:32:32,790 --> 01:32:34,421 Whoo! 1297 01:32:36,916 --> 01:32:38,834 - It's in gear. - [Engine Starts] 1298 01:32:49,674 --> 01:32:52,072 What in the world? [Gasps]