1 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:08,753 (BUZZER GOES OFF) 2 00:00:08,920 --> 00:00:11,047 (SIREN BLARING) 3 00:00:36,823 --> 00:00:38,866 (PANTS) 4 00:00:48,876 --> 00:00:50,586 (WOMAN SCREAMING) 5 00:00:51,170 --> 00:00:52,672 (SPENCER PANTS) 6 00:00:55,591 --> 00:00:57,176 (AXE SCRAPING) 7 00:01:00,638 --> 00:01:01,681 FBI! 8 00:01:02,598 --> 00:01:03,808 Drop your weapon. 9 00:01:10,398 --> 00:01:12,317 -(GUN CLICKING) -(GRUNTS) 10 00:01:15,320 --> 00:01:16,321 (SPENCER SCREAMS) 11 00:01:16,696 --> 00:01:18,364 And that's when I wake up. 12 00:01:18,614 --> 00:01:20,742 It's been the same dream for the past week. What do you think? 13 00:01:20,908 --> 00:01:23,619 -Mm-hmm. I've heard it before. -You have? 14 00:01:23,786 --> 00:01:27,081 It's a very common anxiety dream among law enforcement. 15 00:01:27,332 --> 00:01:31,419 Sometimes secret service agents have one about not taking the bullet. 16 00:01:31,753 --> 00:01:33,046 What do you think it means? 17 00:01:34,297 --> 00:01:35,798 (EXHALES) The axe murderer comes across 18 00:01:35,965 --> 00:01:38,384 having schizoaffective disorder, which is odd because of... 19 00:01:38,551 --> 00:01:40,511 Spencer, that's a profile. 20 00:01:41,929 --> 00:01:44,223 What does the dream make you feel? 21 00:01:49,354 --> 00:01:51,230 You know, when we started a few weeks ago, 22 00:01:51,397 --> 00:01:53,733 you said you wanted to dive into the deep end, 23 00:01:53,941 --> 00:01:56,194 trying to resolve feelings toward a co-worker. 24 00:01:56,402 --> 00:01:58,404 JJ and I have worked through it. We're actually... 25 00:01:58,780 --> 00:02:01,407 We're doing great. Especially after what she's been through. 26 00:02:01,574 --> 00:02:02,950 -It's kind of amazing... -DR STEIN: But we... 27 00:02:03,576 --> 00:02:06,621 we're not talking about her, we're talking about you. 28 00:02:09,082 --> 00:02:11,876 -You've been at the BAU for 14 years? -Fifteen. 29 00:02:12,085 --> 00:02:15,088 At a job that dominates your time and focus... 30 00:02:16,005 --> 00:02:17,090 Must take a lot out of you. 31 00:02:17,340 --> 00:02:19,217 Sometimes. But I love it, though. 32 00:02:19,509 --> 00:02:21,761 But we all need healthy outlets. 33 00:02:22,136 --> 00:02:23,763 So, what are yours? 34 00:02:23,972 --> 00:02:26,140 Uh, well, I read, I, um... 35 00:02:28,226 --> 00:02:29,310 Who do you talk to? 36 00:02:29,477 --> 00:02:33,815 I, uh... You know, JJ, Rossi, Luke. 37 00:02:34,107 --> 00:02:35,942 Who do you talk to outside of work? 38 00:02:40,071 --> 00:02:41,280 Nobody. 39 00:02:41,781 --> 00:02:43,074 All right, time's almost up. 40 00:02:43,574 --> 00:02:45,660 Take today. Don't think about work. 41 00:02:47,370 --> 00:02:50,289 -Don't think about work? What do you mean? -Not even a little bit. 42 00:02:50,498 --> 00:02:53,418 I want you to have one normal conversation 43 00:02:54,043 --> 00:02:57,046 with one normal person. Then come back and tell me about it. 44 00:02:57,338 --> 00:02:59,132 Or I could come up with a plan 45 00:02:59,549 --> 00:03:01,759 about what I was gonna say, you know, before actually executing it... 46 00:03:01,926 --> 00:03:02,927 Just do it. 47 00:03:04,512 --> 00:03:05,513 Okay. 48 00:03:07,849 --> 00:03:08,891 Thanks. 49 00:03:12,353 --> 00:03:13,896 (LIFT DINGS) 50 00:03:20,236 --> 00:03:21,362 Hi. 51 00:03:22,280 --> 00:03:23,406 Hi. 52 00:03:25,158 --> 00:03:26,242 (MOUTHING) Phone. 53 00:03:26,617 --> 00:03:28,244 Hi. Sorry. Yeah. I'm here. 54 00:03:29,495 --> 00:03:31,581 Just some guy in the lift. 55 00:03:32,206 --> 00:03:33,875 (BUTTON CLICKING) 56 00:03:39,005 --> 00:03:40,214 (MATT SIGHS) 57 00:03:41,132 --> 00:03:42,175 Oh, my... 58 00:03:42,675 --> 00:03:43,926 The holes don't line up. 59 00:03:44,260 --> 00:03:46,554 And... and the colour really... 60 00:03:47,430 --> 00:03:49,098 -announces itself. -Uh, don't start. 61 00:03:49,265 --> 00:03:52,769 I accidentally ordered... red online. 62 00:03:52,935 --> 00:03:55,688 But it's custom-made. There's absolutely no returns. 63 00:03:55,855 --> 00:03:57,357 So I'm pretending to love it. 64 00:03:57,857 --> 00:03:59,275 Can't you paint it anything else? 65 00:03:59,442 --> 00:04:01,653 I tried that. It's made out of some kind of... 66 00:04:02,320 --> 00:04:05,573 like, some kind of space-age polymer, and the paint won't even stick. 67 00:04:06,115 --> 00:04:07,158 Oh, man. 68 00:04:09,744 --> 00:04:12,955 This used to be my office, and now I'm working at the kitchen table. 69 00:04:13,081 --> 00:04:14,874 We're holding this together with scotch tape and bubble gum. 70 00:04:14,957 --> 00:04:18,211 Looks like we've got our work cut out for us. Where's Prentiss? 71 00:04:18,378 --> 00:04:23,967 Oh, I'm here. Ooh. But not to work. I put myself on refreshment duty. 72 00:04:26,094 --> 00:04:28,805 Oh, what? It's my Saturday, too. 73 00:04:28,972 --> 00:04:31,432 And doughnuts are an anytime food, 74 00:04:31,641 --> 00:04:34,477 if you've done Pilates with your boyfriend, which I have. 75 00:04:35,228 --> 00:04:38,606 All right. The kids are off to my mum's. How can I help? 76 00:04:38,815 --> 00:04:40,566 EMILY: No, you're off-duty. 77 00:04:40,858 --> 00:04:44,612 Also, the more you look at this crib, the more you might consider a divorce. 78 00:04:44,988 --> 00:04:47,615 Uh, yeah, I checked the colour on the website. 79 00:04:47,782 --> 00:04:50,868 -It's called "Daddy Issues Red." -(CHUCKLES) 80 00:04:51,369 --> 00:04:53,413 I made a mistake, okay? 81 00:04:54,163 --> 00:04:55,206 KRISTY: Mm-hmm. 82 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:59,585 Babe, it's... it's a good crib. 83 00:04:59,794 --> 00:05:03,506 -(PHONE RINGING, BUZZING) -MATT: It's a good crib. 84 00:05:04,382 --> 00:05:05,383 Prentiss. 85 00:05:06,217 --> 00:05:09,304 Uh, yes, I approved Penelope Garcia's use of the BAU offices today. 86 00:05:09,470 --> 00:05:11,848 She's, uh, hosting a weekend workshop on for... 87 00:05:13,224 --> 00:05:14,475 What? 88 00:05:15,018 --> 00:05:16,602 How loud is the music? 89 00:05:16,811 --> 00:05:19,397 -(WHISTLE BLOWING) -(MUSIC PLAYING) 90 00:05:19,814 --> 00:05:22,567 You just hacked into the he-man, woman-hater website. 91 00:05:22,734 --> 00:05:26,362 In order to run your password sniffer, you had to drop your firewall. 92 00:05:26,529 --> 00:05:28,323 You have been back-hacked! What are you gonna do? 93 00:05:28,489 --> 00:05:29,657 So you have, like, 30 seconds 94 00:05:29,824 --> 00:05:34,287 before he broadcasts your I.P. to all his boys! 95 00:05:34,454 --> 00:05:35,955 Hey, wait. Um (LAUGHS) 96 00:05:36,122 --> 00:05:37,373 -what's that? -Oh. 97 00:05:38,166 --> 00:05:39,917 You are out, Number Two. 98 00:05:42,587 --> 00:05:43,588 That's pretty good. 99 00:05:44,297 --> 00:05:46,924 That's okay. You've ruined everything. 100 00:05:47,800 --> 00:05:49,677 You two are doing good with four hands. 101 00:05:50,887 --> 00:05:52,639 -(KNOCKING ON DOOR) -ELIZABETH: Excuse me. 102 00:05:53,264 --> 00:05:56,142 Hey, Number Four! Elizabeth, right? Uh, you were the first 103 00:05:56,309 --> 00:05:57,810 to cross the finish line. You're really good at this. 104 00:05:58,061 --> 00:06:00,104 Thanks. I think the workshop has helped. 105 00:06:01,064 --> 00:06:03,232 Uh, I was wondering if you could show the class 106 00:06:03,441 --> 00:06:06,819 how to use a VPN to mash an onion router in, say (CHUCKLES) Romania. 107 00:06:07,612 --> 00:06:09,489 Romania? Yeah, you're not gonna need that 108 00:06:09,739 --> 00:06:13,576 unless you got to hide your signal, I mean, like, "hide-hide" your signal. 109 00:06:13,785 --> 00:06:14,869 (CHUCKLES) I know. 110 00:06:17,538 --> 00:06:18,581 Who are you hiding from? 111 00:06:18,915 --> 00:06:21,834 Uh, I have a, you know, stalker. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 112 00:06:22,168 --> 00:06:25,296 But i... it's all online, so it's probably fine, right? 113 00:06:26,089 --> 00:06:28,341 Maybe, probably, but... 114 00:06:29,008 --> 00:06:30,009 do you need my help? 115 00:06:30,718 --> 00:06:31,970 (STUTTERS) Maybe... 116 00:06:33,763 --> 00:06:35,765 -Probably, yeah. -Yeah? Okay. 117 00:06:35,932 --> 00:06:39,811 Um, let's start with this. Do you think it's a stalker 118 00:06:39,978 --> 00:06:41,896 or just, like, a troll? 119 00:06:42,021 --> 00:06:43,523 'Cause sometimes it's hard to tell the difference. 120 00:06:43,690 --> 00:06:44,732 Check for yourself. 121 00:06:45,733 --> 00:06:47,986 (NOTIFICATIONS BEEPING) 122 00:06:53,157 --> 00:06:55,368 It's bad... right? 123 00:06:55,535 --> 00:06:56,744 (PENELOPE GASPS) 124 00:06:59,414 --> 00:07:01,791 Yeah. Yeah, it's bad. 125 00:07:06,838 --> 00:07:09,173 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 126 00:07:36,451 --> 00:07:37,952 (THEME MUSIC ENDS) 127 00:07:38,578 --> 00:07:40,204 PENELOPE: "The only reason why we ask other people 128 00:07:40,371 --> 00:07:41,497 "how their weekend was 129 00:07:41,664 --> 00:07:43,791 "is so we can tell them about our own weekend." 130 00:07:44,167 --> 00:07:45,627 Chuck Palahniuk. 131 00:07:45,877 --> 00:07:47,295 I sent the rest of the class home. 132 00:07:47,462 --> 00:07:49,547 Thank you, guys, for coming. I know you have a day off. 133 00:07:49,797 --> 00:07:52,508 Well, Will totally has the sleepover covered, 134 00:07:52,634 --> 00:07:53,843 so I'm happy to be here. 135 00:07:53,926 --> 00:07:56,137 Yeah, and as long as I make it to dinner with my dad, I'm good. 136 00:07:56,220 --> 00:07:58,097 I mean, we should be able to knock this out by the end of the day. 137 00:07:58,431 --> 00:08:00,933 Oh. Now, should we bring in the rest of the team? 138 00:08:01,100 --> 00:08:03,353 Because we do have that holding us up. 139 00:08:03,603 --> 00:08:05,813 Do you remember, like, 30 seconds ago, when you thanked us? 140 00:08:06,147 --> 00:08:08,191 Yeah. We were so young then. 141 00:08:08,608 --> 00:08:12,820 Anyway. Elizabeth Wise. Uh, she lives alone, currently single. 142 00:08:13,154 --> 00:08:15,031 -JJ: Has she gone to the police? -PENELOPE: Many times. 143 00:08:15,198 --> 00:08:17,909 And they haven't been able to find who is doing it, let alone stop them. 144 00:08:18,076 --> 00:08:20,662 The violent content of the messages seems to be escalating. 145 00:08:20,870 --> 00:08:24,749 "You ruined the good thing we had." "You bang everyone else, but not me." 146 00:08:25,249 --> 00:08:26,417 Sounds to me like an incel. 147 00:08:26,960 --> 00:08:30,254 (GROANS) Icky online culture of the involuntary celibate. 148 00:08:30,421 --> 00:08:32,632 Usually they just stay behind the screen. 149 00:08:32,799 --> 00:08:34,926 They're too cowardly to have a personal confrontation. 150 00:08:35,176 --> 00:08:37,679 Yeah, these surveillance photos really raise the threat level. 151 00:08:37,845 --> 00:08:41,766 I mean, if he knows her routine this well, it's got to be an ex-boyfriend. 152 00:08:42,016 --> 00:08:45,687 I've compiled that list. Tara, JJ, see what stands out. 153 00:08:46,646 --> 00:08:48,731 -Okay. -Alvez will be going with me 154 00:08:48,898 --> 00:08:51,401 to Elizabeth's apartment. Now, she says no one's broken in, 155 00:08:51,609 --> 00:08:55,154 but I'm not convinced, so let me get her keys so we can check it out. 156 00:08:55,863 --> 00:08:58,032 And now, we will... 157 00:08:59,951 --> 00:09:01,160 Wheels up. 158 00:09:01,744 --> 00:09:03,830 -(CHUCKLES) We're not going anywhere. -Shut up, shut up. 159 00:09:04,038 --> 00:09:05,915 Just because you look like that doesn't mean you can do 160 00:09:06,082 --> 00:09:07,792 whatever you want with this part of your face. 161 00:09:07,959 --> 00:09:11,129 How does Prentiss make this look easy? Okay, come on! Geez! 162 00:09:11,296 --> 00:09:13,172 Mm. Have fun. 163 00:09:15,425 --> 00:09:19,262 Why are we doing any of this work? Don't you have so many kids at this point 164 00:09:19,429 --> 00:09:22,640 that the big ones raise the little ones, like on those reality shows? 165 00:09:22,807 --> 00:09:24,309 (CHUCKLES) How many kids do you think we have? 166 00:09:24,559 --> 00:09:26,227 (SCOFFS) I don't know, 15? 167 00:09:26,477 --> 00:09:28,021 -(CHUCKLES) -KRISTY: Uh, Emily, 168 00:09:28,187 --> 00:09:29,772 there's someone at the door for you. 169 00:09:30,315 --> 00:09:32,483 All right. Hold my beer. I got this. 170 00:09:36,321 --> 00:09:38,823 -How much has she... -Two glasses, eight doughnuts. 171 00:09:39,282 --> 00:09:40,658 EMILY: Seven doughnuts! 172 00:09:41,284 --> 00:09:42,327 Ooh. 173 00:09:44,787 --> 00:09:46,622 -Emily Prentiss? -Yes. 174 00:09:47,040 --> 00:09:48,666 You have been served. 175 00:09:49,459 --> 00:09:52,170 Hey, wait. How'd you find me here? 176 00:09:52,962 --> 00:09:54,339 (LAUGHS) 177 00:10:06,684 --> 00:10:09,437 So, your old neighbour is suing you, 178 00:10:09,604 --> 00:10:12,273 even though you haven't lived next door to him... 179 00:10:13,066 --> 00:10:15,860 -in years? -I guess. (STUTTERS) 180 00:10:16,277 --> 00:10:18,571 He's named me and the government as co-defendants 181 00:10:18,738 --> 00:10:22,158 in a Fifth Amendment Civil Rights violation. 182 00:10:22,450 --> 00:10:25,286 -He says he's being watched. -Oh, boy. 183 00:10:25,745 --> 00:10:28,498 (GROANS) Brian Garrity. 184 00:10:29,332 --> 00:10:32,919 He... (STAMMERS) I think he worked at a fish hatchery. 185 00:10:33,378 --> 00:10:35,463 He had a wife who was way out of his league. 186 00:10:35,672 --> 00:10:37,715 Oh, and he had a large cat 187 00:10:37,966 --> 00:10:41,427 that he would walk on a, uh, this leash-type thing. 188 00:10:41,636 --> 00:10:43,680 (CHUCKLES) And what do you want to do about it? 189 00:10:44,055 --> 00:10:45,056 I... I... 190 00:10:45,723 --> 00:10:49,727 I want to Uber home, and, uh, sober up and change my clothes. 191 00:10:50,019 --> 00:10:52,689 And then I'm gonna call him in to Quantico. 192 00:10:52,814 --> 00:10:55,233 I... I have to defuse this before it gets worse. 193 00:10:55,775 --> 00:10:57,485 What? Say it. 194 00:10:58,528 --> 00:11:00,655 He sounds like a conspiracy theorist. 195 00:11:00,989 --> 00:11:05,034 And we need to be careful of how much oxygen we give those types. 196 00:11:05,243 --> 00:11:08,705 (LAUGHS) Please, Dave. A little credit. 197 00:11:08,871 --> 00:11:11,582 I mean, I've talked the guns out of hands of psychopaths. 198 00:11:11,749 --> 00:11:13,960 I can handle one kook who hired a lawyer. 199 00:11:14,210 --> 00:11:16,004 (LAUGHS) 200 00:11:16,296 --> 00:11:18,840 (CHILDREN CLAMOURING) 201 00:11:19,299 --> 00:11:21,175 -JJ: Hey, Spence. -SPENCER: Hey, I got Garcia's text. 202 00:11:21,342 --> 00:11:23,594 -You guys need me to come in? -JJ: No, it's a stalking case. 203 00:11:23,803 --> 00:11:25,263 (CHUCKLES) I think we have enough hands on deck. 204 00:11:25,430 --> 00:11:28,683 Are you sure? I... I can totally come in. All you have to do is say the word. 205 00:11:28,850 --> 00:11:31,519 You know what? Just say that. Just say "the word" and I'll... 206 00:11:31,686 --> 00:11:33,646 Say any word and I'll come in. Want me to come in? 207 00:11:33,896 --> 00:11:36,357 Do you (CHUCKLES) want to come in? 208 00:11:36,733 --> 00:11:38,151 That's a strange haircut. 209 00:11:39,485 --> 00:11:40,611 Excuse me? 210 00:11:40,695 --> 00:11:42,780 I said that's a strange haircut for a grown man. 211 00:11:43,114 --> 00:11:44,741 Is that me you're talking to? 212 00:11:44,866 --> 00:11:46,200 Most men don't have hair like that. 213 00:11:46,367 --> 00:11:48,411 -Did you know that? -Hey, let me call you right back. 214 00:11:48,578 --> 00:11:50,538 -(PHONE BEEPS) -Are you... you lost? You okay? 215 00:11:50,872 --> 00:11:52,665 You have a very slender neck. 216 00:11:53,124 --> 00:11:55,126 It makes your head look big. Did you know that? 217 00:11:55,376 --> 00:11:56,794 That's why I noticed the haircut. 218 00:11:58,421 --> 00:12:00,048 -Where are your parents? -Can I touch it? 219 00:12:00,256 --> 00:12:03,051 -Uh, you know what? Maybe not. -No, no, no, no. Don't touch this guy. 220 00:12:03,217 --> 00:12:06,304 -We don't know him. Seriously, dude? -I... I was worried that he was lost. 221 00:12:06,512 --> 00:12:10,224 He asked to touch my hair. I was trying to not have him touch my hair. 222 00:12:10,391 --> 00:12:12,810 Oh, no, no, no! Please, stop, stop, stop! 223 00:12:13,102 --> 00:12:15,772 I was just there for 30 seconds! No! 224 00:12:15,938 --> 00:12:18,358 Signs are clearly posted, and once the wheels are off the pavement, 225 00:12:18,483 --> 00:12:19,859 -it's going to the impound lot. -What? (SIGHS) 226 00:12:19,942 --> 00:12:22,362 I, uh, I work for the FBI. Do you think there's any chance you could 227 00:12:22,820 --> 00:12:25,239 maybe show her some professional courtesy? 228 00:12:26,240 --> 00:12:28,701 -Are you ordering me to let it go? -No, no. 229 00:12:28,910 --> 00:12:31,996 'Cause if you are, that's a violation of Title Five, code of federal rules. 230 00:12:32,246 --> 00:12:34,332 If you're trying to intimidate me, pal, that ship has sailed. 231 00:12:34,415 --> 00:12:36,000 Uh, look, I... I'm not trying to intimidate you, 232 00:12:36,084 --> 00:12:38,294 and I completely understand that you're just doing your job, 233 00:12:38,461 --> 00:12:41,089 but, I mean, it's a... it's a mum and a kid. 234 00:12:41,464 --> 00:12:42,715 (PANTS) She's not my mum. 235 00:12:43,007 --> 00:12:45,510 She's my aunt. You didn't know that. 236 00:12:46,719 --> 00:12:48,805 -Address is on the form. -(SIGHS) 237 00:12:49,764 --> 00:12:52,850 (PANTS) We're stuck here! We're gonna die! 238 00:12:53,017 --> 00:12:55,061 -No, buddy, just breathe, okay? -SAMMY: Yeah? 239 00:12:55,228 --> 00:12:57,021 -We're gonna be fine. Okay? I promise you. -SAMMY: Uh, yeah. 240 00:12:57,188 --> 00:12:58,898 -No, no, no, no, no. -He's havin' a panic attack? Here. 241 00:12:59,065 --> 00:13:00,692 Let me show you something. Oh, wait. 242 00:13:00,900 --> 00:13:06,572 Behold, an average penny, 97 percent zinc, three percent copper. 243 00:13:06,739 --> 00:13:09,617 Now, if you focus all of your attention to the centre of my hand, 244 00:13:09,784 --> 00:13:14,330 you will create a beam of energy strong enough to make this penny... 245 00:13:16,124 --> 00:13:18,876 -disappear -Wha... How'd you do that? 246 00:13:19,210 --> 00:13:21,838 What the hell, man? You hit me with this penny. 247 00:13:22,046 --> 00:13:23,923 -I'm sorry. -(LAUGHS) 248 00:13:24,132 --> 00:13:25,967 Sorry. Um... (CHUCKLES) 249 00:13:27,093 --> 00:13:30,013 All right, honey, say thank you to this nice man. 250 00:13:30,179 --> 00:13:31,639 -Thank you. -MAXINE: Um... 251 00:13:32,307 --> 00:13:34,017 I don't know. Let's just go to the park, 252 00:13:34,392 --> 00:13:37,603 and I will call your mum, and then I will get my car 253 00:13:37,770 --> 00:13:40,023 -and pay for it with money I don't have. -Wait. 254 00:13:40,231 --> 00:13:42,191 -Can he come with us? -Nope. Uh, no. 255 00:13:42,358 --> 00:13:44,819 -No. -Please! I need to know how you did that! 256 00:13:45,320 --> 00:13:46,321 Please? 257 00:13:46,612 --> 00:13:47,905 Please, please? 258 00:13:48,364 --> 00:13:50,742 Technically, I do have a free afternoon. 259 00:13:51,284 --> 00:13:52,368 SAMMY: Yes! 260 00:13:53,202 --> 00:13:55,246 (STUTTERS) Okay, but let's just 261 00:13:55,413 --> 00:13:58,124 do us both a favour up front. Let's agree not to exchange names 262 00:13:58,291 --> 00:14:01,586 or phone numbers, and then, when he goes, we can just both go our separate ways. 263 00:14:01,753 --> 00:14:03,212 -That sound good to you? -Yes. 264 00:14:03,421 --> 00:14:05,006 -(EXHALES) All right. -MAXINE: Great. 265 00:14:06,382 --> 00:14:09,886 The FBI has, like, what, 35,000 employees? Did you know that? 266 00:14:10,053 --> 00:14:11,804 SPENCER: You know what? I actually did know that. 267 00:14:14,641 --> 00:14:16,476 JJ: So, what do we know about this guy? 268 00:14:16,684 --> 00:14:19,520 His name is Billy Hanes. Elizabeth dumped him six months ago. 269 00:14:20,271 --> 00:14:21,939 Exactly when the messages started. 270 00:14:22,106 --> 00:14:25,443 Right. And he is a Twitch streamer, so he makes his living 271 00:14:25,610 --> 00:14:27,904 playing video games day and night for an online audience. 272 00:14:28,112 --> 00:14:31,366 Technologically savvy, so he fits that part of the profile. 273 00:14:31,532 --> 00:14:33,576 Plus she said the break-up was messy, so he fits the whole 274 00:14:33,743 --> 00:14:35,536 "I'm pissed I'm not having sex" part, too. 275 00:14:35,703 --> 00:14:38,039 -You want to tag-team him? -(CHUCKLES) Oh. 276 00:14:38,623 --> 00:14:39,791 Come at me, sis. 277 00:14:41,584 --> 00:14:43,836 BILLY: We met in line at the grocery store. 278 00:14:44,379 --> 00:14:45,755 She dropped a lemon, 279 00:14:46,339 --> 00:14:47,548 I picked it up, 280 00:14:47,966 --> 00:14:50,218 -made a lemonade joke. -TARA: Smooth. 281 00:14:50,718 --> 00:14:53,096 -So, why'd you break up? -She was that special blend 282 00:14:53,304 --> 00:14:54,806 of clingy and bitchy. 283 00:14:55,264 --> 00:14:58,476 And I was like, "Man, I'm not putting up with this." 284 00:14:58,685 --> 00:15:00,687 Yeah, that's not what we heard. 285 00:15:00,937 --> 00:15:02,814 -What'd you hear? -JJ: You bought an engagement ring 286 00:15:02,981 --> 00:15:04,774 after three months of dating. 287 00:15:05,108 --> 00:15:07,610 And it was a little fast for her, right? 288 00:15:07,777 --> 00:15:09,362 -Yeah. -Yeah. That would be a little fast 289 00:15:09,529 --> 00:15:11,197 -for anybody. -What can I say? 290 00:15:11,906 --> 00:15:13,491 I thought it was true love. 291 00:15:13,992 --> 00:15:17,495 It wasn't. So I made sure not to make the same mistake twice. 292 00:15:17,704 --> 00:15:21,582 Like last night, I was having a threesome with two fans from my channel. 293 00:15:21,749 --> 00:15:23,960 Mm. Okay. Can we get their names? 294 00:15:24,210 --> 00:15:26,754 Uh... I can give you their usernames. 295 00:15:27,088 --> 00:15:29,299 Never got around to asking the real names. 296 00:15:29,674 --> 00:15:30,883 Oh, but I got photos. 297 00:15:31,426 --> 00:15:32,427 JJ: Great. 298 00:15:34,762 --> 00:15:35,930 Just give us a sec. 299 00:15:37,765 --> 00:15:39,017 Enjoy. 300 00:15:41,436 --> 00:15:44,856 Oh. Yep. Yeah, that's a... that's a threesome. 301 00:15:45,231 --> 00:15:47,442 -All right. -Who would do that with that guy? 302 00:15:48,276 --> 00:15:51,070 Well, but he doesn't fit our profile, so... 303 00:15:51,446 --> 00:15:53,573 We're looking for an involuntary celibate, 304 00:15:53,781 --> 00:15:57,035 and Billy here seems to be having a lot of the sex. 305 00:15:57,285 --> 00:16:00,413 Well, let's keep him anyway. I mean, he might know something that can help. 306 00:16:00,747 --> 00:16:03,458 Plus, it's Saturday, if we have to stay here, so does that guy. 307 00:16:07,629 --> 00:16:09,088 (GROANS) 308 00:16:09,547 --> 00:16:12,133 (EXHALES) I don't know what I was thinking. 309 00:16:12,842 --> 00:16:16,137 Donating our perfectly good crib, and spending money on this. 310 00:16:17,347 --> 00:16:18,473 How did you swing it? 311 00:16:18,723 --> 00:16:20,808 Financially? I mean, you were living paycheque to paycheque. 312 00:16:20,975 --> 00:16:24,562 But I had different priorities than you have now. I didn't have kids... 313 00:16:25,271 --> 00:16:26,648 -that I knew of. -(CHUCKLES) 314 00:16:30,193 --> 00:16:31,235 So, how bad is it? 315 00:16:32,070 --> 00:16:34,405 Oh, no, we're good, we're good, for now. 316 00:16:34,739 --> 00:16:38,701 But we did some back-of-the-envelope math. College tuition... 317 00:16:39,786 --> 00:16:41,037 times five kids. 318 00:16:42,038 --> 00:16:43,331 -Yeah. -Hmm. 319 00:16:43,915 --> 00:16:45,083 What does Kristy think? 320 00:16:45,458 --> 00:16:47,293 Kristy thinks we'll figure it out. 321 00:16:47,835 --> 00:16:50,588 There's student loans, there's state school. 322 00:16:51,297 --> 00:16:53,007 -Can I see it? -See what? 323 00:16:53,216 --> 00:16:56,010 -Well, the envelope, the... the numbers. -No, absolutely not. 324 00:16:56,219 --> 00:16:58,721 Hey, come on, come on, come on. It's Uncle Dave. 325 00:17:01,849 --> 00:17:02,850 (SOFTLY) All right. 326 00:17:09,190 --> 00:17:10,566 Is this a real number? 327 00:17:14,779 --> 00:17:17,281 EMILY: What's going on here? Why is everyone working? 328 00:17:17,532 --> 00:17:19,325 Oh. (STUTTERS) Stalking case. 329 00:17:19,492 --> 00:17:22,745 I texted you 28 minutes ago. And Alvez and I are going to the victim's apartment. 330 00:17:22,912 --> 00:17:26,499 Oh! You did. I'm sorry. Uh... Just a little distracted. 331 00:17:26,666 --> 00:17:28,543 Because of that guy in your office? 332 00:17:28,710 --> 00:17:32,505 -EMILY: He's already here? -Yeah. He was escorted in 20 minutes ago. 333 00:17:32,672 --> 00:17:35,174 And what is that thing he brought with him? 334 00:17:35,383 --> 00:17:39,053 (WHISPERS) His own crime board, and it is complete with crazy-man string. 335 00:17:39,721 --> 00:17:40,722 Oh. Uh... 336 00:17:42,390 --> 00:17:44,142 -Open. Ah. -Ah... 337 00:17:44,976 --> 00:17:47,228 (WHISPERS) You're gonna need that. You have wine breath. 338 00:17:48,646 --> 00:17:49,647 (SIGHS) 339 00:17:57,488 --> 00:18:00,908 Well, well, well. Long time, no see. 340 00:18:01,284 --> 00:18:04,996 Please, come into your FBI office. 341 00:18:06,331 --> 00:18:07,457 Good luck, boss. 342 00:18:08,166 --> 00:18:09,667 (SIGHS, GROANS) 343 00:18:18,468 --> 00:18:19,677 How did he get past that? 344 00:18:20,011 --> 00:18:22,472 PENELOPE: Probably didn't. 345 00:18:23,306 --> 00:18:27,018 My guess is he hijacked an already existing device, the camera, 346 00:18:27,268 --> 00:18:29,270 like, her mobile phone, or her computer, 347 00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:32,357 which means that Elizabeth just revealed her whole life 348 00:18:32,523 --> 00:18:33,733 to him without even knowing. 349 00:18:34,942 --> 00:18:37,111 (BEEPS, ALARM BLARES) 350 00:18:37,570 --> 00:18:39,614 -Hey, that's good news. -No. No. 351 00:18:39,781 --> 00:18:41,157 This is not good news. This is terrible news. 352 00:18:41,366 --> 00:18:44,827 This means that he's not piggybacking off an already existing device. 353 00:18:44,994 --> 00:18:48,915 This means he put his own listening thing or a camera in here. He was in here. 354 00:18:49,082 --> 00:18:51,084 All right, well, that means we can find some physical evidence, 355 00:18:51,250 --> 00:18:53,086 and that's good news. 356 00:18:53,252 --> 00:18:55,797 Okay, I'll give you that. That's your one for today. 357 00:19:06,724 --> 00:19:08,184 (BEEPS, ALARM BLARES) 358 00:19:24,742 --> 00:19:25,868 (BEEPS, ALARM BLARES) 359 00:19:26,035 --> 00:19:27,704 PENELOPE: There's something under the bed. 360 00:19:28,037 --> 00:19:29,580 -Help me move the bed. -Yeah. 361 00:19:30,873 --> 00:19:33,793 (BOTH GRUNT) 362 00:19:37,714 --> 00:19:38,840 (LUKE GRUNTS) 363 00:19:44,053 --> 00:19:46,014 PENELOPE: What is that? Oh, my God. 364 00:19:46,848 --> 00:19:48,057 Oh, my God. 365 00:19:48,391 --> 00:19:50,143 LUKE: He's been stalking her from in here. 366 00:19:57,817 --> 00:19:59,360 I mean, let's start with the obvious. 367 00:19:59,527 --> 00:20:01,863 This UnSub would have to have a key, or four, 368 00:20:02,030 --> 00:20:03,990 to get into Elizabeth's apartment and plant this. 369 00:20:04,157 --> 00:20:05,408 And then take pictures. 370 00:20:05,742 --> 00:20:07,785 LUKE: Elizabeth's been locked up tight for six months. 371 00:20:07,994 --> 00:20:09,871 She would have seen anyone coming and going. 372 00:20:10,079 --> 00:20:12,915 PENELOPE: Correct. And we know that because of this, 373 00:20:13,166 --> 00:20:16,461 which is a hard drive inside a box with its own transmitter. 374 00:20:16,711 --> 00:20:19,589 Alvez and I found this... in that coffin thing of the UnSub's. 375 00:20:19,756 --> 00:20:22,300 -With... What was he storing on it? -PENELOPE: Everything about Elizabeth 376 00:20:22,467 --> 00:20:24,510 and Billy's relationship. He documented it all. 377 00:20:24,677 --> 00:20:26,888 Their mundane moments, their fights, their... 378 00:20:27,180 --> 00:20:28,222 (BILLY EXHALES) 379 00:20:28,556 --> 00:20:30,141 Babe, slow down there. 380 00:20:30,350 --> 00:20:32,226 PENELOPE: And this goes on for 23 more minutes. 381 00:20:32,393 --> 00:20:34,479 Got it. Got... We're good. Thank you. 382 00:20:34,687 --> 00:20:37,565 And what's weird on top of weird, is that all that listening and watching, 383 00:20:37,732 --> 00:20:39,817 it abruptly stopped six months ago. 384 00:20:41,736 --> 00:20:43,237 When they broke up for good. 385 00:20:43,404 --> 00:20:45,156 Yeah, and that's when the violent messages started. 386 00:20:45,323 --> 00:20:47,325 Now, are we sure that it's not Billy? 387 00:20:47,575 --> 00:20:51,454 I mean, the timeline matches up perfectly, and he was in and out of the apartment. 388 00:20:51,621 --> 00:20:53,373 Yeah, but he's not connected to the messages in any way. 389 00:20:53,456 --> 00:20:54,749 And he's a gamer, not a carpenter. 390 00:20:54,832 --> 00:20:56,668 He couldn't have cut a hole in the floor like that. 391 00:20:56,834 --> 00:20:59,921 It seems to me the UnSub waited for Billy to be out of the picture 392 00:21:00,088 --> 00:21:01,381 before he made himself known. 393 00:21:01,547 --> 00:21:03,383 Right, and becoming more and more insistent 394 00:21:03,591 --> 00:21:04,717 that she pay attention to him. 395 00:21:04,884 --> 00:21:07,345 I mean, look, maybe she rejected him in some way. 396 00:21:07,512 --> 00:21:09,847 Some innocuous interaction that he took as a personal affront. 397 00:21:10,014 --> 00:21:11,474 LUKE: Yeah, we need to talk to Elizabeth again. 398 00:21:11,641 --> 00:21:13,017 I can do it. Please, let me do it. 399 00:21:13,184 --> 00:21:15,144 I can ask those questions, and... and she's freaking out already. 400 00:21:15,311 --> 00:21:16,688 The last thing she needs is some random person 401 00:21:16,854 --> 00:21:18,398 who won't understand, making her feel bad 402 00:21:18,564 --> 00:21:20,066 about something she's already really scared about. 403 00:21:20,358 --> 00:21:22,026 Okay, sure. 404 00:21:23,194 --> 00:21:24,195 Fine. 405 00:21:26,531 --> 00:21:27,991 (MACHINE WHIRRING) 406 00:21:28,866 --> 00:21:29,867 (MATT SIGHS) 407 00:21:31,202 --> 00:21:33,079 Stripped the screw. Give me five minutes. 408 00:21:33,246 --> 00:21:35,331 -I'm gonna run to the hardware store. -Take your time. 409 00:21:49,470 --> 00:21:51,014 Hey, what are you doing? Let me do that. 410 00:21:51,180 --> 00:21:53,182 Mm. Feel free, but these are all for me. 411 00:21:53,349 --> 00:21:55,893 -This baby's gonna be chunky. (CHUCKLES) -(LAUGHS) 412 00:21:56,477 --> 00:21:57,562 You know... 413 00:21:58,104 --> 00:22:00,523 I don't want to pry, but I was just curious what... 414 00:22:01,274 --> 00:22:02,275 this is. 415 00:22:02,817 --> 00:22:05,320 Aw. "The Simmons Stories." 416 00:22:05,611 --> 00:22:06,904 I love those. Go ahead. 417 00:22:08,156 --> 00:22:11,701 When, uh... when Matt would come home from his international travels, 418 00:22:12,035 --> 00:22:15,371 he'd tell the kids these amazing stories about everything he saw. 419 00:22:15,872 --> 00:22:17,832 And I begged him to write them down, 420 00:22:18,416 --> 00:22:21,169 and he fought me at first, but then he discovered 421 00:22:21,336 --> 00:22:24,255 that the kids loved them even more when he read them out loud. 422 00:22:24,464 --> 00:22:27,925 -Well, that's a good dad right there. -Well, that's what I fell in love with. 423 00:22:32,472 --> 00:22:34,474 And that doesn't explain the traffic cameras 424 00:22:34,766 --> 00:22:38,269 pointed at me that the FBI uses to surveil me. 425 00:22:38,478 --> 00:22:41,564 -They are not pointed at you. -And you know where else I found them? 426 00:22:41,939 --> 00:22:44,025 In my smart TV. 427 00:22:44,734 --> 00:22:48,196 So any time I'm watching something, my TV's watching me? 428 00:22:48,404 --> 00:22:50,073 (SPEAKING LATIN) Emily? 429 00:22:50,907 --> 00:22:52,700 That's Latin for "Who benefits?" 430 00:22:53,076 --> 00:22:55,912 Yes, Brian, I... I know what it means. 431 00:22:56,329 --> 00:22:58,790 And, yes, there are cameras around you. 432 00:22:58,956 --> 00:23:00,708 -Mm-hmm. -EMILY: They're around all of us. 433 00:23:00,875 --> 00:23:03,836 But the FBI is not watching you with them. 434 00:23:04,045 --> 00:23:08,591 Well, isn't it interesting that the moment I take steps to expose this, 435 00:23:08,967 --> 00:23:11,052 you decide to sit down with me? I mean... 436 00:23:11,260 --> 00:23:14,514 I am sitting down with you because you're suing me. 437 00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:19,060 (SIGHS) Please... 438 00:23:20,186 --> 00:23:21,312 have a seat. I'm... 439 00:23:22,146 --> 00:23:23,189 How have you been? 440 00:23:23,773 --> 00:23:25,274 How's Patricia? 441 00:23:26,275 --> 00:23:27,276 Not good! 442 00:23:28,236 --> 00:23:29,237 She left me. 443 00:23:30,113 --> 00:23:31,990 She did? I'm sorry. 444 00:23:32,532 --> 00:23:35,243 You two were such a... couple. 445 00:23:37,286 --> 00:23:39,163 Now this is gonna be an odd question. 446 00:23:39,414 --> 00:23:43,001 Have you been feeling a weird, burning sensation, 447 00:23:43,334 --> 00:23:46,170 as though you're being heated from inside your body? 448 00:23:46,379 --> 00:23:48,840 Yeah, like a county fair corn dog. 449 00:23:49,674 --> 00:23:50,717 How do you know this? 450 00:23:50,967 --> 00:23:53,052 It's called targeted individuals. 451 00:23:53,886 --> 00:23:58,516 These are men and women who are convinced that they're being watched all the time, 452 00:23:58,975 --> 00:24:02,061 and it usually happens after a sudden emotional loss. 453 00:24:02,437 --> 00:24:04,689 I promise, you aren't. 454 00:24:06,107 --> 00:24:07,275 Here's a question. 455 00:24:07,650 --> 00:24:09,277 Why did you fake your own death? 456 00:24:10,528 --> 00:24:11,738 What? 457 00:24:12,363 --> 00:24:14,407 In 2010, you died. 458 00:24:14,991 --> 00:24:16,993 I watched them empty out your apartment. 459 00:24:17,243 --> 00:24:20,788 Then, in 2016, you're magically back at the FBI? 460 00:24:22,415 --> 00:24:25,793 I, um... It's complicated. 461 00:24:28,338 --> 00:24:30,256 I just thought he was watching me from outside. 462 00:24:30,798 --> 00:24:32,675 But he was inside, 463 00:24:33,384 --> 00:24:36,763 lying under my bed in a hole this whole time, and I had no idea? 464 00:24:37,096 --> 00:24:38,306 Don't think about that, okay? 465 00:24:38,514 --> 00:24:40,725 You have to focus on what we can do to catch him. 466 00:24:40,933 --> 00:24:42,560 Did someone ask you out that you said no to? 467 00:24:42,727 --> 00:24:44,937 No, I don't... I don't talk to anyone like that. 468 00:24:45,188 --> 00:24:47,440 It... it might not have been a rejection on your part. 469 00:24:47,607 --> 00:24:49,067 No, you don't get it. 470 00:24:50,568 --> 00:24:52,028 I don't talk to anyone. 471 00:24:53,154 --> 00:24:57,617 I... I don't open my front door. I... I'm, like, locked inside my own life. 472 00:24:57,784 --> 00:25:01,496 I... I lay awake all night! I haven't slept in months! 473 00:25:01,788 --> 00:25:04,791 I thought I was safe in my own apartment, and now I'm not. 474 00:25:05,583 --> 00:25:08,378 -(SOBS) Where do I go? -I... I'll tell you where, okay? 475 00:25:09,212 --> 00:25:12,590 There is an office down the hall, and it's got a super-comfy couch 476 00:25:12,799 --> 00:25:14,425 and a really warm blanket. 477 00:25:14,801 --> 00:25:16,636 He cannot get to you there. 478 00:25:17,053 --> 00:25:19,931 I promise, okay? We are gonna go find him, 479 00:25:20,181 --> 00:25:22,934 and you're gonna hang out there and relax. Sound good? 480 00:25:30,692 --> 00:25:32,902 MAXINE: So, then yeah, I decided to parlay 481 00:25:33,152 --> 00:25:37,699 a highly lucrative art history degree into teaching, so I... 482 00:25:38,074 --> 00:25:39,742 -I teach. -Art history? 483 00:25:40,118 --> 00:25:43,287 I teach art, just to first to third-graders. 484 00:25:43,454 --> 00:25:44,497 Oh, that's amazing. 485 00:25:45,707 --> 00:25:46,958 Amazing? Really? 486 00:25:47,166 --> 00:25:49,294 Would you call turkeys made out of hands amazing? 487 00:25:49,460 --> 00:25:52,213 I... I would call turkeys made out of hands amazing. 488 00:25:52,422 --> 00:25:54,465 And I also... I think that the world needs more teachers. 489 00:25:54,757 --> 00:25:56,259 Good ones, at least. 490 00:25:58,344 --> 00:25:59,929 Okay, what's going on here? 491 00:26:00,346 --> 00:26:03,266 Is this part of some kind of long-con pickup move? 492 00:26:03,599 --> 00:26:04,934 -No. -No? 493 00:26:05,893 --> 00:26:07,020 Okay, then what is it? 494 00:26:07,312 --> 00:26:09,522 I'm supposed to have a normal conversation today 495 00:26:09,731 --> 00:26:15,820 with, uh, a normal person, and you strike me as being normal. 496 00:26:16,112 --> 00:26:18,156 (LAUGHS) What? 497 00:26:18,406 --> 00:26:20,658 All right, so let me get this straight. 498 00:26:21,743 --> 00:26:24,912 I'm part of your homework to locate someone normal. 499 00:26:25,163 --> 00:26:28,458 Well, it sounds weird when you say it like that, but what I... I... 500 00:26:29,334 --> 00:26:31,919 I've been having this recurring workplace dream... 501 00:26:32,086 --> 00:26:33,463 No. Yup. No. Stop. 502 00:26:33,713 --> 00:26:35,923 (CHUCKLES) Just... I don't like it when people talk about their dreams. 503 00:26:36,090 --> 00:26:39,135 Well, I was... I... I wasn't going to tell you about my dream. 504 00:26:39,302 --> 00:26:41,596 I was basically just, uh, talking about my dream 505 00:26:41,763 --> 00:26:44,807 to illustrate the point that dreams can provide a lot of insight. 506 00:26:45,183 --> 00:26:47,518 To you. A workplace dream means 507 00:26:47,685 --> 00:26:49,729 there's something stressful going on at your work, 508 00:26:49,896 --> 00:26:52,148 which I think you said was the FBI, so, yeah. 509 00:26:52,357 --> 00:26:54,942 FBI stuff, crime, go. 510 00:26:56,444 --> 00:26:59,364 Let me ask you this. Is it weird if I don't tell you what I do? 511 00:26:59,864 --> 00:27:02,742 Because this is the first conversation I've had in a long time 512 00:27:02,909 --> 00:27:05,787 where I'm not defined by my job, and it... 513 00:27:07,288 --> 00:27:08,456 is nice. 514 00:27:12,502 --> 00:27:14,629 -MICHELLE: Max! -Max? 515 00:27:15,171 --> 00:27:18,257 Yes, short for Maxine, which I hate. (SIGHS) 516 00:27:19,801 --> 00:27:23,012 -Here you go. Mum, this is Spencer. -This is your magic penny now. 517 00:27:23,471 --> 00:27:24,722 Aw. Thank you. 518 00:27:24,931 --> 00:27:27,308 Why is my child exchanging money with a stranger? 519 00:27:27,517 --> 00:27:30,103 It's a long story, but I... I vouch for him. 520 00:27:30,395 --> 00:27:32,438 Your son is remarkable, by the way. 521 00:27:32,730 --> 00:27:35,233 Thanks. She's single, by the way. 522 00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:36,484 Good-bye, Michelle. 523 00:27:36,693 --> 00:27:38,903 MICHELLE: It's our father's dream to marry her off. 524 00:27:39,195 --> 00:27:42,156 There's a super sad dowry, if that sweetens the pot. 525 00:27:42,407 --> 00:27:43,533 Good-bye, Michelle. 526 00:27:43,992 --> 00:27:45,827 (SOFTLY) Bye. (IN NORMAL TONE) Think about it. 527 00:27:51,082 --> 00:27:53,293 I still don't know what normal is, but... 528 00:27:54,460 --> 00:27:57,380 this has been nice, so thank you. 529 00:28:01,134 --> 00:28:02,260 MAXINE: Hey. 530 00:28:02,885 --> 00:28:04,262 That dream of yours... 531 00:28:05,263 --> 00:28:06,264 Yeah? 532 00:28:06,931 --> 00:28:08,725 Do you want to tell me about it? 533 00:28:11,436 --> 00:28:13,104 (BREATHES HEAVILY, GROANS) 534 00:28:17,650 --> 00:28:20,862 I really want to find this perv, and I don't know what I'm missing. 535 00:28:21,070 --> 00:28:22,572 (KEYS CLACKING) 536 00:28:22,780 --> 00:28:24,282 -(COMPUTER BEEPS) -(SIGHS) 537 00:28:24,949 --> 00:28:26,034 Hey. 538 00:28:26,451 --> 00:28:27,493 Stop for a second. 539 00:28:27,952 --> 00:28:31,914 I know you take our cases personally, okay, but not like this. 540 00:28:32,290 --> 00:28:33,416 (PHONE RINGING) 541 00:28:34,042 --> 00:28:35,251 Want to talk about it? 542 00:28:37,420 --> 00:28:38,504 (INHALES) 543 00:28:40,340 --> 00:28:41,591 There's this guy, 544 00:28:41,883 --> 00:28:45,762 Alexei Stanovich. And he's been bothering me... 545 00:28:46,012 --> 00:28:49,098 (INHALES) messaging me and asking me why I'm not barefoot and pregnant. 546 00:28:49,349 --> 00:28:52,185 And explaining in detail how he's gonna kill me. 547 00:28:52,477 --> 00:28:55,480 Hey! Why haven't you told anyone about this? 548 00:28:55,688 --> 00:28:58,858 Alexei Stanovich lives in St. Petersburg, Russia, so he's ungettable. 549 00:28:59,025 --> 00:29:02,236 And the thing is, it's not even the worst thing I have to deal with. 550 00:29:02,403 --> 00:29:06,282 Like, the... the interactions I have on the web, I... 551 00:29:06,658 --> 00:29:09,118 -It's just part of my job. -LUKE: How is that possible? 552 00:29:09,327 --> 00:29:11,454 You don't even like to look at crime scene photos. 553 00:29:14,248 --> 00:29:16,584 I don't think I've ever told anybody this... 554 00:29:18,044 --> 00:29:21,172 but the reason why I don't look at crime scene photos 555 00:29:21,339 --> 00:29:23,299 is because I kind of have my own version. 556 00:29:23,591 --> 00:29:26,469 Sometimes the places on the web I need to go are riddled 557 00:29:26,719 --> 00:29:32,016 with rape jokes and racial epithets (MUTTERS) and if you can't take it, 558 00:29:32,183 --> 00:29:34,811 get out of the chat room, you stupid, fat b-tard. 559 00:29:35,645 --> 00:29:38,564 I can't stop Alexei Stanovich. But this guy... 560 00:29:39,899 --> 00:29:41,484 I'm gonna find this guy. 561 00:29:41,943 --> 00:29:44,028 (COMPUTER BEEPING) 562 00:29:49,117 --> 00:29:51,869 EMILY: I can't fully explain why I left the FBI. 563 00:29:52,036 --> 00:29:53,204 I was undercover. 564 00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:56,290 Emily, I'll make it simple for you. You have two choices. 565 00:29:56,457 --> 00:29:58,668 You can tell me the truth now or in court. 566 00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:00,044 Oh. 567 00:30:01,879 --> 00:30:04,132 Hey. Sorry to interrupt. 568 00:30:04,382 --> 00:30:07,719 -Um, do you have a second? -Yeah. If you'll excuse me. 569 00:30:15,810 --> 00:30:18,896 Look, Garcia's in a tailspin trying to find Elizabeth's stalker. 570 00:30:19,063 --> 00:30:21,024 It looks like you are, too. You okay? 571 00:30:21,357 --> 00:30:22,775 No. He's dug in. 572 00:30:22,984 --> 00:30:24,944 Well, that's the problem with targeted individuals. 573 00:30:25,111 --> 00:30:26,738 You can't convince them their delusion isn't real. 574 00:30:26,988 --> 00:30:29,282 And the only strategy that works is just to indulge them 575 00:30:29,449 --> 00:30:32,243 until they're no longer a threat to themselves or others and... 576 00:30:33,828 --> 00:30:35,371 Why are you looking at me like that? 577 00:30:35,663 --> 00:30:38,041 (EXHALES) Did you notice how he checked you out? 578 00:30:38,791 --> 00:30:42,337 Yeah. Yeah, it felt like I needed a thick coat or some kind of taser. 579 00:30:42,503 --> 00:30:44,922 That's because you look like his wife who just left him. 580 00:30:45,131 --> 00:30:46,549 I look like that man's wife? 581 00:30:47,133 --> 00:30:48,468 Somebody married that man? 582 00:30:48,760 --> 00:30:53,556 (STUTTERS) It's more of an attitude. Strong, forthright, convincing. 583 00:30:53,806 --> 00:30:57,226 -No. -Tara, he's gonna sue me. Please? 584 00:31:01,397 --> 00:31:03,107 TARA: You owe me a lot of drinks. 585 00:31:04,609 --> 00:31:07,195 (EXHALES) Brian. Hi. 586 00:31:07,737 --> 00:31:09,530 -I'm SSA Lewis. -Hmm. 587 00:31:09,739 --> 00:31:12,617 I guess you could say I'm the woman behind the woman. 588 00:31:13,576 --> 00:31:16,245 -If you know what I mean. -Oh, yes, I do. 589 00:31:16,579 --> 00:31:20,833 You know, since you've uncovered so much, I feel comfortable levelling with you. 590 00:31:22,043 --> 00:31:23,211 You are being watched. 591 00:31:24,295 --> 00:31:26,464 -I knew it. -But not by us. 592 00:31:28,716 --> 00:31:29,717 Think about it. 593 00:31:31,761 --> 00:31:33,012 CIA. 594 00:31:33,763 --> 00:31:34,764 (GASPS) 595 00:31:35,223 --> 00:31:36,599 -NSA? -Shh. 596 00:31:38,810 --> 00:31:41,604 All you need to know is that it's not the Bureau. 597 00:31:42,313 --> 00:31:44,732 But if you move forward with this court case... 598 00:31:45,108 --> 00:31:47,193 -I risk exposing the wrong people. -Exactly. 599 00:31:48,444 --> 00:31:50,279 Man, Brian, you are a smart guy. 600 00:31:51,739 --> 00:31:52,824 So... 601 00:31:53,658 --> 00:31:55,618 let's you and I discuss next steps. 602 00:31:58,579 --> 00:32:00,581 (SCREAMS) Oh! Don't... 603 00:32:01,165 --> 00:32:03,167 do that! 604 00:32:03,376 --> 00:32:06,462 I'm sorry. I thought I could help, maybe be another set of ears? 605 00:32:07,922 --> 00:32:09,132 But first... 606 00:32:10,466 --> 00:32:12,802 -(GRUNTS) Oh, it's been hours! -PENELOPE: Well... 607 00:32:13,052 --> 00:32:16,639 And then the axe comes down and... Thank you so much... I wake up. 608 00:32:17,515 --> 00:32:19,767 Okay, so the guy with the axe, do you recognise him? 609 00:32:19,934 --> 00:32:22,145 No, it's just like an anonymous face. 610 00:32:23,187 --> 00:32:24,230 MAXINE: All right, look... 611 00:32:24,772 --> 00:32:27,191 you don't want to tell me what you do, and that's fine, 612 00:32:27,358 --> 00:32:29,027 but it's very clear to me that something at work 613 00:32:29,193 --> 00:32:30,570 is really stressing you out. 614 00:32:31,696 --> 00:32:34,282 Well, I mean, last week I did think that my co-worker got blown up 615 00:32:34,449 --> 00:32:36,826 by a mail bomb. Then the week before that, 616 00:32:36,993 --> 00:32:38,911 my best friend was shot and put into a coma. 617 00:32:39,078 --> 00:32:42,373 Weekend before that, she and I were in a hostage situation. 618 00:32:42,540 --> 00:32:44,751 So... yeah, I, uh... 619 00:32:44,959 --> 00:32:47,754 I think you might be right about my job being stressful. 620 00:32:49,172 --> 00:32:51,716 Hey, what's that, um, that hormone 621 00:32:51,883 --> 00:32:53,885 that gets released, the fight or flight thing... Cortisol. 622 00:32:54,344 --> 00:32:58,056 It seems to me you have to find a way to ignore that at work. 623 00:32:59,182 --> 00:33:02,310 Remember when you were a kid? You could just get on your bike, 624 00:33:02,518 --> 00:33:04,729 and just ride until you had to come home for dinner? 625 00:33:04,979 --> 00:33:07,315 Conceptually, yes, but practically, no. 626 00:33:07,732 --> 00:33:11,527 Okay. But look, you understand that people don't really do that anymore 627 00:33:11,736 --> 00:33:15,114 because somewhere along the way, something got lost? 628 00:33:15,657 --> 00:33:17,784 -Trust? -Yeah, exactly. 629 00:33:18,326 --> 00:33:19,827 So take today, for example. 630 00:33:20,662 --> 00:33:23,456 I see a strange man talking to my nephew. 631 00:33:23,873 --> 00:33:27,377 Boom! There goes the cortisol. Risk, danger, threat. 632 00:33:28,461 --> 00:33:29,545 But then... 633 00:33:30,046 --> 00:33:32,298 -you performed a magic trick. -That actually... It wasn't magic. 634 00:33:32,382 --> 00:33:34,384 I just... I took the penny, and I threw it behind his head. 635 00:33:34,467 --> 00:33:35,927 (CHUCKLES) No, not that. 636 00:33:36,719 --> 00:33:40,223 You took time out of your day to calm down a little boy, 637 00:33:40,598 --> 00:33:42,850 a kid who you didn't know, who you'd never met before. 638 00:33:43,017 --> 00:33:45,561 And you know what I call that? I call that decency. 639 00:33:46,729 --> 00:33:48,731 -Thanks. -(GARDEN SPRINKLER SPRITZING) 640 00:33:49,232 --> 00:33:51,275 Ooh. Magic penny. 641 00:33:52,026 --> 00:33:53,653 -What do you mean? -(LAUGHS) 642 00:33:53,861 --> 00:33:56,239 -(SQUEALS) -SPENCER: Oh, my gosh! Not decent! 643 00:33:56,406 --> 00:33:58,032 -MAXINE: Worth it, though! -SPENCER: Oh, man. 644 00:33:58,324 --> 00:34:01,494 MAXINE: Don't wet me! Don't wet me! (SCREAMS) 645 00:34:02,829 --> 00:34:05,707 SPENCER: Oh! Right in the face! Yeah, you like that? 646 00:34:06,207 --> 00:34:07,292 BILLY: No, it's my turn to get 647 00:34:07,375 --> 00:34:08,793 -a back rub, not to give one. -Wait. Wait, wait, wait. 648 00:34:08,876 --> 00:34:10,962 -Do you notice that? -No... notice what? 649 00:34:12,630 --> 00:34:15,133 BILLY: No, it's my turn to get a back rub, not to give one. 650 00:34:15,300 --> 00:34:17,760 ELIZABETH: Okay, fine. Where's the clicker? I hate this show. 651 00:34:17,927 --> 00:34:20,221 BILLY: Here. Take it. Watch something you want. 652 00:34:20,722 --> 00:34:22,765 -Do you see that? The audio levels. -(COMPUTER BEEPING) 653 00:34:22,932 --> 00:34:25,601 Uh-huh. Is that consistent with the other recordings? 654 00:34:27,478 --> 00:34:29,105 BILLY: Babe, slow down, there. 655 00:34:29,272 --> 00:34:30,565 ELIZABETH: (CHUCKLING) I can't right now. 656 00:34:32,483 --> 00:34:35,069 Every single one. Did we do it? Did we find it? 657 00:34:35,236 --> 00:34:38,448 -You found it. -I found it. I found it. 658 00:34:40,158 --> 00:34:43,745 Billy's voice is louder than Elizabeth's in all of the recordings. 659 00:34:43,995 --> 00:34:46,414 Could that be a mistake, I mean, a faulty recording? 660 00:34:46,622 --> 00:34:48,374 No, absolutely not. It's intentional. Why? 661 00:34:48,541 --> 00:34:50,710 'Cause the microphone is on Billy's side of the bed, not Elizabeth's. 662 00:34:50,877 --> 00:34:52,420 It was him he was listening to the whole time. 663 00:34:52,629 --> 00:34:55,298 The UnSub wasn't stalking her, he was stalking him. 664 00:34:55,673 --> 00:34:59,844 Homophobia runs rampant online. If he was deeply closeted, 665 00:35:00,136 --> 00:35:03,556 he could have been too scared to tell Billy how he feels. 666 00:35:05,058 --> 00:35:06,142 But I'm not gay. 667 00:35:06,309 --> 00:35:08,144 Okay, it's... (CHUCKLES) It's not that simple. 668 00:35:08,394 --> 00:35:11,939 Uh, this is a mutual friend that made a point to stay in your life 669 00:35:12,190 --> 00:35:13,941 -after the breakup. -She got most of the friends. 670 00:35:14,108 --> 00:35:15,610 -Oh, Billy, come on. -You did. 671 00:35:15,777 --> 00:35:17,737 Okay, we don't need to re-litigate the breakup. 672 00:35:17,945 --> 00:35:19,947 This is someone who is good at computers and locks, 673 00:35:20,114 --> 00:35:21,866 and carpentry. That's how he was able to do this. 674 00:35:22,075 --> 00:35:24,952 If he's like what you're saying, why did he go after her? 675 00:35:25,286 --> 00:35:26,788 -And why not me? -Because... 676 00:35:27,580 --> 00:35:30,041 you live on the fourth floor. I live on the first. 677 00:35:30,208 --> 00:35:32,543 He did to her what he couldn't do to you. 678 00:35:40,510 --> 00:35:42,804 -Billy, what is it? -Well, he wasn't a friend, but... 679 00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:45,139 Elizabeth had this neighbour. 680 00:35:45,890 --> 00:35:47,517 You remember Hayes, on the second floor? 681 00:35:47,976 --> 00:35:50,603 -He's... he's harmless. He... -BILLY: No, I thought so, too. 682 00:35:50,979 --> 00:35:52,563 He was a locksmith. 683 00:35:52,814 --> 00:35:55,024 When we started dating, he told me he was into live-streaming. 684 00:35:55,817 --> 00:35:58,569 And... (SIGHS) I got the sense that... 685 00:35:59,195 --> 00:36:02,365 -he wasn't into streaming as much as... -He was into you. 686 00:36:02,573 --> 00:36:04,367 (SIGHS) Yeah. 687 00:36:04,784 --> 00:36:06,411 I'm going to track down this Hayes. 688 00:36:08,788 --> 00:36:11,791 Mm-hmm. You guys were right. We can't let our baby sleep in this. 689 00:36:11,958 --> 00:36:13,001 KRISTY: Mm-mm. 690 00:36:13,334 --> 00:36:15,712 Actually, I was talking to Kristy about your... 691 00:36:16,421 --> 00:36:17,588 financial situation. 692 00:36:19,465 --> 00:36:20,800 -You were? -Uh, I... 693 00:36:20,967 --> 00:36:22,468 I told him we don't take handouts. 694 00:36:22,635 --> 00:36:26,014 Now, my idea is more in the "teach a man to fish" vein. 695 00:36:26,723 --> 00:36:28,599 I... I was looking at some of your journals. 696 00:36:30,184 --> 00:36:34,022 "The Simmons Stories?" (CHUCKLES) I did those as a lark for the kids. 697 00:36:34,188 --> 00:36:35,398 Hey, there's a talent there, 698 00:36:35,648 --> 00:36:38,276 and that talent could be the answer to your problems. 699 00:36:38,443 --> 00:36:40,695 -How? -I've made a very good living 700 00:36:40,862 --> 00:36:43,656 writing true-crime novels from our cases. 701 00:36:43,906 --> 00:36:45,867 But it's time to pass on the baton... 702 00:36:46,659 --> 00:36:47,660 to you. 703 00:36:48,870 --> 00:36:51,414 Write a book? I... I wouldn't even know where to start. 704 00:36:51,581 --> 00:36:52,874 That's where I come in. 705 00:36:52,999 --> 00:36:54,167 You'd be doing me a favour. 706 00:36:54,334 --> 00:36:57,253 We'd both get paid, and I'd only have to do half the work. 707 00:36:59,213 --> 00:37:00,214 Say yes. 708 00:37:01,049 --> 00:37:03,051 -Say yes. -Yes. 709 00:37:03,301 --> 00:37:05,303 -(CHUCKLES) -And thank you. 710 00:37:05,720 --> 00:37:08,014 -Thank you. (CHUCKLES) -(SPEAKS ITALIAN) Muah. 711 00:37:08,139 --> 00:37:09,974 (IN ENGLISH) And my name will still be first on the cover. 712 00:37:10,224 --> 00:37:11,225 Okay. 713 00:37:11,476 --> 00:37:12,518 KRISTY: Oh. 714 00:37:13,144 --> 00:37:14,187 Oh, my... 715 00:37:15,188 --> 00:37:18,650 -What is it? Is that... -Yeah. Uh, my water just broke. 716 00:37:21,152 --> 00:37:23,655 You know, I don't normally wear stuff like this, but... 717 00:37:24,697 --> 00:37:26,532 -I think I look pretty cool. -Yeah. 718 00:37:26,699 --> 00:37:29,160 I think, uh, triple-XL is a good look for you. 719 00:37:29,327 --> 00:37:31,954 -(CHUCKLES) -(CHUCKLES) Do you feel normal? 720 00:37:32,205 --> 00:37:36,793 No, not in the slightest. But I feel decent, so... 721 00:37:37,043 --> 00:37:38,461 -(PHONE BEEPING) -SPENCER: Sorry. 722 00:37:40,046 --> 00:37:41,047 (PHONE BEEPING) 723 00:37:41,673 --> 00:37:42,840 Kristy's in labour. 724 00:37:43,049 --> 00:37:44,717 -Who's Kristy? -My... my friend's wife. 725 00:37:44,884 --> 00:37:47,595 I, uh, should probably go. 726 00:37:48,096 --> 00:37:52,058 I... Look, I know that we said no, uh, names and no phone numbers, but... 727 00:37:53,267 --> 00:37:56,312 I would really like to do this again sometime. 728 00:37:56,896 --> 00:37:57,897 Preferably... 729 00:37:58,815 --> 00:38:00,441 -with you. -(CHUCKLES) 730 00:38:02,068 --> 00:38:03,152 So, uh... 731 00:38:05,238 --> 00:38:07,657 what do you do for the FBI, for real? 732 00:38:08,825 --> 00:38:12,412 I'm a profiler. I use psychology to find people. 733 00:38:12,954 --> 00:38:14,080 Good. 734 00:38:14,831 --> 00:38:15,873 Find me. 735 00:38:26,509 --> 00:38:28,219 -So did you call your lawyer? -Yes. 736 00:38:28,469 --> 00:38:30,221 We're dropping the case against the FBI, 737 00:38:30,430 --> 00:38:32,974 but the NSA, that's gonna be a tough nut to crack. 738 00:38:33,182 --> 00:38:37,186 Do you know anybody over there? A deep throat who could deep-throat me? 739 00:38:38,438 --> 00:38:43,568 Uh, no. Um, no, I don't. But this is my friend, Dr Hoyer. 740 00:38:43,735 --> 00:38:47,071 And he can definitely put you in touch with people who can help. 741 00:38:47,697 --> 00:38:51,200 Finally, someone who gets it. (LAUGHS) 742 00:38:51,451 --> 00:38:54,579 Let's talk about psychotronic weapons, 'cause that's where they get you. 743 00:38:58,833 --> 00:38:59,917 LUKE: Guess who. 744 00:39:06,049 --> 00:39:07,091 (JJ SCOFFS) 745 00:39:09,844 --> 00:39:11,220 (CHUCKLES) I loved him. 746 00:39:15,975 --> 00:39:18,519 -We got him. (LAUGHS) -(GASPS, SIGHS) 747 00:39:18,770 --> 00:39:20,104 ELIZABETH: Thank you so much. 748 00:39:20,271 --> 00:39:21,272 KRISTY: Red! 749 00:39:21,439 --> 00:39:23,107 -Yeah. -You chose red? (GROANS) 750 00:39:23,316 --> 00:39:25,026 What do you want? The... the crib, I can... I can... 751 00:39:25,234 --> 00:39:28,321 -I can paint it, I can duct-tape it... -(GROANS) Just burn it, burn it! 752 00:39:28,488 --> 00:39:30,990 -Okay, okay. -Kristy, Matt, time to start pushing. 753 00:39:34,035 --> 00:39:35,953 -Anything? -TARA: No, not yet. 754 00:39:42,543 --> 00:39:43,670 Hey, you. 755 00:39:44,921 --> 00:39:45,964 (SPEAKS FRENCH) 756 00:39:47,757 --> 00:39:51,469 You... took your whole day off to help Elizabeth. 757 00:39:52,595 --> 00:39:55,306 -Elizabeth. -And that was very kind of you. 758 00:39:58,142 --> 00:39:59,185 How about this? 759 00:40:00,561 --> 00:40:04,273 You get a lead on Alexei Stanovich, you keep me on speed-dial. 760 00:40:05,858 --> 00:40:07,902 -Deal. -(BABY CRYING) 761 00:40:10,989 --> 00:40:12,824 (COOING) 762 00:40:12,991 --> 00:40:14,450 KRISTY: That feel good? 763 00:40:14,784 --> 00:40:16,911 -That feel good? Oh. -MATT: Aw. 764 00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:18,371 KRISTY: Yeah. 765 00:40:20,415 --> 00:40:22,125 -It's a girl. -(ALL CHEERING) 766 00:40:23,793 --> 00:40:27,130 -JJ: What's... what's her name? -Her name is Rosemary Simmons. 767 00:40:27,630 --> 00:40:29,007 Closest we could get to Rossi. 768 00:40:29,173 --> 00:40:30,717 -DAVID: Aw! -EMILY: Oh! 769 00:40:31,509 --> 00:40:34,053 It's a beautiful name, and it goes with her rose-red crib. 770 00:40:34,262 --> 00:40:35,847 -Oh! -When can we meet her? 771 00:40:36,014 --> 00:40:38,266 Right now. Kristy can't wait to show her off. 772 00:40:40,601 --> 00:40:41,853 JJ: Wait, wait, wait. Um... 773 00:40:42,979 --> 00:40:45,648 -So this is a new look for you. -(CHUCKLES) What do you think? 774 00:40:45,898 --> 00:40:47,442 (CHUCKLES) I like it. 775 00:40:48,109 --> 00:40:51,487 But what did you do on a Saturday to get you into it? 776 00:40:52,572 --> 00:40:53,656 Just a... 777 00:40:55,116 --> 00:40:56,200 I had a conversation. 778 00:40:58,578 --> 00:41:03,416 Oh. Conversation. Well, whoever this conversation was with... 779 00:41:05,251 --> 00:41:08,087 she's put a smile on your face I haven't seen in a really long time. 780 00:41:14,469 --> 00:41:15,511 So... 781 00:41:16,346 --> 00:41:19,766 You know, there's only so many people they can fit in the delivery room, so... 782 00:41:20,016 --> 00:41:21,184 I'll wait. I, uh... 783 00:41:21,684 --> 00:41:23,519 I should say hello to the baby. 784 00:41:23,811 --> 00:41:26,939 And you will, you know, a... a week from now. 785 00:41:27,315 --> 00:41:29,400 (CHUCKLES) I mean, the baby will still be a baby... 786 00:41:30,193 --> 00:41:33,780 and will have two very tired parents that will want your help. 787 00:41:34,238 --> 00:41:35,448 Yeah? 788 00:41:37,617 --> 00:41:38,993 Yeah. 789 00:41:42,205 --> 00:41:43,581 Go. 790 00:41:45,249 --> 00:41:46,250 (JJ CHUCKLES) 791 00:42:24,122 --> 00:42:25,206 Took you long enough. 792 00:42:25,915 --> 00:42:27,750 (CHUCKLES) 793 00:42:42,140 --> 00:42:44,767 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 794 00:43:01,242 --> 00:43:02,869 (THEME MUSIC ENDS)