[♪♪♪]
NARRATOR: Four turtles.
Four brothers.
Genetically reborn in the sewers of New York.
Named after the great Renaissance masters
and trained as ninjas.
They battled many creatures and foes
before defeating their archenemy...
the Shredder.
But now a greater evil is poised
to destroy their very brotherhood,
an evil born 3000 years ago.
[RUMBLING]
It was in that time
that a warrior king named Yaotl led a brotherhood
that fought side by side with one purpose:
To conquer all the kingdoms of the world.
Nothing could stand in their way,
as they left a trail of destruction behind them.
[MAN SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY]
[ALL CLAMORING]
[ALL GRUNTING]
[♪♪♪]
In his quest, the warrior learned
of a constellation known as the Stars of Keekan.
Every 3000 years,
the stars would align,
opening a portal to a world of unknown power.
He became immortal,
but at a price.
[SCREAMS]
His brotherhood was turned to stone,
and upon the portal's opening, 13 monsters were released
into our world.
[MONSTERS ROARING]
[FLAMES CRACKLING]
[MONSTER GROWLS]
The warrior king was left
to eternally walk the earth,
unable to die
or forget his horrible mistake.
And the monsters that were unleashed
continue to plague mankind to this very day.
[♪♪♪]
[MEN SINGING IN DISTANCE]
WOMAN: Monsters!
[MAN CHUCKLES]
No!
[MAN CHUCKLES]
No!
MAN: We appreciate
the generous donation
for the continued protection of your village.
[CHUCKLES]
After all,
[WOMAN GASPS]
the jungle can be a very dangerous place.
[LAUGHS]
Mama!
MAN: Vámonos.
Mama!
MAN: Vámonos.
[MEN LAUGHING]
[♪♪♪]
[CHUCKLES]
DRIVER: Whoa!
Idiota.
Watch where you're going.
There's a log on the road, señor.
MAN: Well, if you're not too busy,
remove it!
Cortez, andale.
[GRUNTS]
[YELPS]
Dios mio.
[CRIES OUT]
Who are you? Show yourself.
CORTEZ: T-The Ghost of the Jungle.
He punishes those who prey upon the weak.
He's coming.
[GASPS]
I-I just remembered, I left the stove on,
and my wife, she hates that.
Get back here!
CORTEZ: You're on your own, jefe.
Show yourself.
Do you realize who you're dealing with?
Oh, what is this--
[GASPS]
[GRUNTS]
[GRUNTING]
I am not afraid of a myth.
I'm not afraid of a ghost.
[GASPS]
What are you?
[CRIES OUT]
[BIRDS SQUAWKING]
[ALL CHATTERING]
[CLUCKING]
Oh! It's a miracle.
WOMAN: Oh, my God.
BOY: The Ghost of the Jungle.
There. That's where I saw him.
Thank you.
You'd better get home now.
Do you know the ghost?
He wasn't always a ghost.
[GRUNTING]
Hello?
Is anyone here?
Hello?
[CRIES OUT]
[GRUNTING]
[GASPS]
It's a long way from the city to just drop in.
Leo.
You came all the way down here to look for me?
Actually, I was already here on business,
but then the local legend started sounding familiar,
so I decided to snoop around.
What kind of business?
Ancient artifacts.
Some tycoon with too much time on his hands
has his heart set on a collection
of 3000-year-old statues.
Mm, yeah.
You always did run with a strange crowd, April.
Yeah, well, our strange crowd
hasn't been the same without you.
Things aren't looking so good back home.
Ah, how bad could it be?
Donnie's probably got everything under control.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER ON PHONE]
Sir? Sir? Uh, sir?
Did you turn the computer on?
Have you plugged it in?
Yeah. That would help.
No, I'm not playing hard to get.
I'm telling you, sir, it's not that kind of phone line.
Oh, I'm not your enemy,
I'm just Donnie, your friendly I.T. tech support
here to help you 24 hours a day, sir.
Yeah, I'm sorry, ma'am.
[WHIMPERS]
But Donnie's a genius.
Why would he take a job like that?
At least he's keeping busy.
Well, if he's doing that who's keeping an eye on Mikey?
APRIL: Mike's gotten into the, um, entertainment business.
[CHUCKLING] Yeah.
Happy birthday from Cowabunga Carl.
[KIDS SHOUTING]
Don't hit me. Oh, no.
Oh, take it easy, little dudes. Aah! I bruise easily.
Hey, black and blue clashes with green, dudes.
Hey! Ooh!
He's a big hit.
All right, let's hear it.
What's Raph doing?
No one really knows.
He just sleeps all day.
Well, what's he do all night?
[♪♪♪]
DISPATCHER [OVER RADIO]: Twenty-eight-oh-two, 2802. Burglary in progress
at 55th and Broadway.
Suspects considered armed and dangerous.
RAPHAEL: Time to punch in.
[ENGINE REVVING]
[♪♪♪]
Good work, boys.
That was easier than I thought it was gonna be.
Hey, look, guys, I grabbed a toaster.
I love your work ethic, Tommy, it's an inspiration to us all.
[BOTH GRUNT]
What was that?
Huh?
Wh-What's going on, guys?
[RUSTLING]
What in the--
[GRUNTS]
[GRUNTING]
Looks like it's just you and me, shaky.
Take it easy.
I'm not gonna hurt you...much.
Boo!
[SCREAMING]
[HORN HONKS]
I love when they play hard to get.
[GRUNTS]
[ENGINE REVVING]
The Night Watcher.
COP: He's doing our job for us again.
Keep your hands to yourself.
Hey, who's tickling me?
Your training period ended a year ago,
and Splinter says you don't write anymore.
Splinter sent me down here to become a better leader.
I can't go back a failure.
Besides, these people need me more than my brothers do.
If Master Splinter were here, he would ask you:
"What is your heart telling you?"
I don't know.
I just know something's missing.
Your brothers need you, Leo.
They're lost without you.
Leo!
[BIRDS SQUAWKING]
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO]
[DOOR SHUTS]
Ha.
Why skate a halfpipe
when you can skate a sewer pipe?
♪ Did you ever get the feeling You were born to lose ♪
♪ Smacked in the face With a silver spoon ♪
♪ Skinny doll Gimme your magazine... ♪
Whoa!
Sewer's up, bra.
Ha-ha.
♪ You look pretty good But you're not so bright ♪
Whoo!
♪ Get on your feet, boys ♪
♪ Rip it up, rip it up ♪
[SHOUTS]
Ho-ho. Cowabunga.
♪ Rip it up Rip it up, rip it up ♪
Wow. Yeah.
♪ Rip it up, rip it up ♪
Wow. Yeah.
♪ Rip it up, rip it up ♪
Yeah.
♪ Rip it up... ♪
Ooh.
Dude...
Going down.
Yeah.
Here's Mikey.
[BEEPING]
Uh, guys?
Anyone?
H-Hello?
Whatever.
Ah, this place used to be fun.
MAN [ON TV]: And with rocketing interest rates,
that's bad news for homeowners
as the real estate market
[YAWNS]
continues its downward spiral.
Coming up, the vigilante known as Night Watcher strikes again.
MAN 2: Ooh, now, I can't say for sure,
but he was definitely an alien.
WOMAN: I think it's a disgrace,
taking the law into your own hands like that.
Leave it to the police.
[CHUCKLES]
Yeah, I remember how that used to feel.
Busting up crime syndicates.
Sure they had a bunch of guns,
but they weren't like these guns.
[GRUNTS]
Why do you do this to yourself, Mikey?
Those glory days are over.
Forget about 'em. Get on with your life.
Concentrate on your work.
RAPHAEL: Yeah, yeah, spoken like a true has-been.
Well, look who woke up.
I suppose you think the Night Watcher's some kind of hero.
Beats sitting around doing nothing while dirtbags run free.
I'd love to know what it is you do
that's so great.
At least we're contributing around here.
All you do is sleep all day.
Yeah, I do nothing. You're right.
You got me all figured out.
Well, I know that your rogue attitude
has always been a source of contention to this team.
You think fear is the best way to do things, but you're wrong.
First of all, this "team" you speak of
doesn't exist anymore.
And second of all:
SPLINTER: Raphael.
Enough.
Heh. I think I made my point.
That doesn't prove anything.
Why couldn't you send him away for training?
SPLINTER: Donatello,
this home has become like an empty shell.
Each of your brothers has strengths and weaknesses.
You must learn to be strong when they are weak.
If you don't learn to recognize this,
then all hope is lost for our family.
[SIGHS]
[♪♪♪]
[MEN SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]
MAN: One, two, three.
APRIL: Hey, careful.
Those aren't souvenirs.
MAN: Aw, sorry about that, ma'am.
Where are you, Casey?
[DIALING]
[LINE RINGING]
Come on, come on, pick up.
Don't do this to me again, not now.
CASEY [ON RECORDING]: Casey can't come to the phone,
'cause I'm hardly working.
[GRUNTING]
Oh. This better be good.
APRIL: Casey, I'm standing on the dock
with a priceless statue and no delivery truck.
So my question is: Where are you?
April.
CASEY [ON PHONE]: Hey, babe. I am so sorry.
I set the alarm clock, but--
But--
[THUDDING, CLOCK BEEPING]
I-It's broken. The clock--
It's bad enough that you're out every night playing vigilante,
but we've got a deadline to meet.
I'm sorry.
Wait, babe, real quick.
You left a message saying you found Leo.
I mean, is he there with you?
No.
I found him.
He's not coming back.
But--
But didn't you tell him
how weird things have gotten with the turtles?
Look, Casey, we're gonna lose the biggest client we have
if you don't get down here.
All right. I'm on my way.
[♪♪♪]
Please tell me we're getting paid by the pound here.
Is this place a museum or what?
You're telling me you've never heard of Winters Corp.?
Yeah, that's what I'm telling you.
They're into everything: real estate,
technology, pharmaceuticals,
hair gel...
CASEY: I don't wear hair gel.
APRIL: Really?
CASEY: I'm the caveman type.
Au naturel.
Just make sure you don't touch anything in here.
Hey, I was born careful.
[VASE SHATTERS]
Hope that wasn't expensive.
[ALARM BLARING]
Oh, wait-- I'm sor--
[ALARM BLARING]
Oh, wait-- I'm sor--
Oh, boy.
Please tell me that wasn't you.
[♪♪♪]
APRIL: Mr. Winters.
Miss O'Neil.
All the pieces are coming together.
Oh, my.
Uh, this is my associate, Casey.
Nice to meet you, Kenny.
Boyfriend.
It's Casey.
So you were successful.
It's Casey.
So you were successful.
Yes, the fourth general.
I want to ask you before I go,
if I could take one last look?
APRIL: I believe this is the one they call General A-kee-la.
WINTERS: It's actually "Aguila," but that was a good try.
These statues may appear to be only stone,
but they're like family to me.
I didn't choose them.
Friends you can choose, but never your family.
Okay, then...
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Take care, Mr. Winters.
[♪♪♪]
If you've come to kill me, could you make it fast?
I've got a shareholders meeting at 10, I'd rather miss it.
If we had come here to hurt you, you'd be hurting already.
The Foot Clan and I have come to hear your offer.
Well, it appears that today is my lucky day.
I must warn you,
we do not come cheap.
Does it look like money is of any concern to me?
Only time is of the essence, my dear.
Since you're so rich and powerful,
what is it we could possibly have to offer you?
I need you to be my eyes and ears.
I have some friends coming to town
that I'd like to roll out the red carpet for.
Greet them warmly, and bring them to me.
And how will we know these friends?
WINTERS: Don't worry.
They're impossible to miss.
[PIGEONS COOING]
[SQUAWKING]
[SWALLOWS, BLECHES]
[♪♪♪]
[DOORBELL CHIMES]
And you keep 'em up. Got that?
And don't let me catch you calling the cops.
Unh! Not again.
[GRUNTS]
Didn't I take care of you last week?
Oh, no. Come on, now.
[GRUNTS]
I'm very disappointed in you, knucklehead.
Guess night school's in session.
[MAN WHISTLES]
CASEY: Hope I'm not disturbing class.
Hey, Night Watcher, need any teaching assistance?
RAPHAEL [SOFTLY]: Oh, no. Casey.
I-I got this one covered, pal.
Thanks, but no thanks.
You think you own these rooftops?
I happen to think you could use my help.
And I could use a sidekick.
You may have everyone else fooled,
but you haven't fooled me, Raph.
Yeah, well, guess what, pal.
Now-- Hey, wait a minute.
Aw, how'd you know it was me?
Wasn't that hard, man.
You know, you look like a big, metal turtle.
Eh, it's that obvious, huh?
CROOK: I should have stayed in law school.
Oh, ain't that cute.
He's trying to get away.
[CROOK GRUNTING]
Well, looks like I got a sidekick.
Yeah, right. You're the sidekick.
MAN: What, is it performance art?
I don't get it.
RAPHAEL: What was I supposed to do?
Sit around, wait for Leo to come back and save the day?
I mean, we haven't heard word one from him
since Splinter sent him away on his little "vacation."
Come on, you think these lowlifes take vacations
at the first sign of pressure? No.
The criminal element of this city
may be guilty of a lot of things,
but being quitters ain't one of them.
You know, I-I don't even care about Leo anymore.
Kind of hope he never comes back.
Come on, aren't you being a little hard on the guy?
I don't know. It's possible.
I guess if I could live anywhere other than the city
I'd go too, but I could never leave this place.
I can't even sleep without the sound
of the subway rumbling over my head.
Guess it comes from growing up with a house full of brothers.
I'm not trying to tell you what to do,
I'm just saying that, if it was my brother,
I'd find a way to work it out.
But that's just me.
I got my own issues, you know?
Like back at home with April.
There's this whole thing about settling down
that makes me miss the old times.
I don't know if I can be the grownup she needs me to be.
[SNORING]
Good talk, Raph.
[♪♪♪]
[BEEPING]
WINTERS: Arise, my brothers. Arise, dear sister.
The Stars of Keekan align.
All ye generals wake from your stone slumber.
[♪♪♪]
[SNORING]
Dude...
[GRUNTS]
Enter.
Kneel, my son.
I've returned from my training, master.
I was so caught up in my own world,
I forgot about everyone else.
I'm sorry I failed.
On the contrary, my son.
Now you are much stronger.
Your strength is needed here now.
You owe me no apology,
but perhaps you should talk to Raphael.
Your absence has been particularly difficult for him.
Though, he'll never admit it.
I'm certain things will be back to normal in no time, master.
Good. Because until you can act as one,
you are forbidden to fight.
Yes, sensei.
I have missed you, Leonardo.
I've missed you too, Father.
Raphael.
Your brother is home.
Hey.
Uh, welcome home.
Yeah. Thanks.
Well...
[YAWNS]
I'm going to bed.
Hey, Leo's back.
Better go say hello before he leaves again.
What?
Leo!
Hey.
Leo!
Hey.
Huh? Leo?
Is that really you?
Yeah, man.
I'm, like, dreaming, aren't I?
Yeah, man.
I'm, like, dreaming, aren't I?
No, Mikey, you're not dreaming.
Oh, good.
I have nightmares about birthday parties.
RAPHAEL: Okay, Leo, I'll bite.
What are we doing up here?
LEONARDO: I told Splinter I'd get this team in shape again.
Hey, I've been training.
Since you left, my video game scores have, like, doubled.
Right, and while you've been playing games, little brother,
this Night Watcher character's come into the neighborhood
like some kind of vigilante showboat,
but his days are done.
Hey, you went AWOL, Leo. And the Night Watcher
was the only guy to pick up the slack.
Crime never took a break, you did.
I heard his bike turns into a plane.
Or, like, a jet pack.
Hey, Don, you're so smart.
Why don't we have jet packs?
Yeah, that's good, Mikey.
I don't even trust you with a driver's license.
Have you seen the way this guy--
[BEAST ROARS]
Whoa.
Oh. Oh. Someone's cranky.
[BEAST ROARING]
Okay, jungle boy,
grab a vine.
Raph. Wait.
Splinter told us not to fight.
Jungle boy. Good one.
[GROANS]
All right, but remember.
We're only up here for training.
MICHELANGELO: You know what I always say.
Train by doing, dude.
LEONARDO: Mikey, when have you ever said that?
Ooh, you smell that?
It's like a monkey cage up here.
Whoa.
[MEN SCREAMING]
Wow, good news is there's a bunch of Foot ninjas
getting the snot kicked out of them.
[ALL SHOUTING]
[ROARS]
Bad news is,
this thing is going to run out of bodies soon.
Yeah, so?
You think we should help these guys?
I'd rather enjoy the show.
What do you say, fearless leader?
I say we stop talking.
[ALL SHOUT]
MICHELANGELO: Come here, fuzzy wuzzy.
You.
[BOTH GRUNTING]
I think we're getting off on the wrong foot here.
We're trying to help you.
Never.
Team.
[SPEAKS JAPANESE]
LEONARDO: Wait! The Shredder's dead!
Who are you working for?
[♪♪♪]
RAPHAEL: Little help, oh, fearless one.
That was too easy.
Like I said, too easy.
No, no--
[GRUNTS]
Bad dog.
[SNARLS, ROARS]
[GRUNTING]
Oh. Look at me. Down the elevator.
Oh, my shoulder.
My spleen.
Ah, this place needed a skylight.
[ROARS]
MICHELANGELO: This is why we need jet packs.
DONATELLO: Okay, any more bright ideas?
How about this?
[BOTH SCREAMING]
[ROARS]
DONATELLO: When this is over,
I'm totally calling the architect.
[♪♪♪]
[ROARS]
How did something that big just disappear?
It doesn't--
[SIRENS APPROACHING]
Uh-oh.
[SIRENS APPROACHING]
Uh-oh.
Dude, it's the cops.
LEONARDO: Raph. Raph!
Oh-oh, yeah.
The turtles are back, dudes.
[LAUGHS]
I give us a 10 for style, an eight for skill,
and a two for stealth.
[♪♪♪]
What seems to be the problem?
The problem is that we were hired to merely patrol the city
and report anything strange to you.
You never said anything about monsters.
Ooh.
Now, I'm sorry that your illustrious group
have been reduced to hired guns,
but I believe we made a deal, Karai,
and I expect you to honor it.
You do understand honor, don't you?
Mm.
So how did we fare?
My, my, my.
And what is your name?
[ROARS]
Were there any problems, general?
None, my lord.
Then show these fools how a true warrior acts.
Keep them on schedule in completing their task.
KARAI: We do not need any help.
WINTERS: Nevertheless, Karai, I trust my family more than I trust you.
You may be the eyes and ears, but they are the muscle.
They will help you gather
the remaining 12 of these abominations,
so we can finally see our birthrights fulfilled.
[CHUCKLES]
It's going to be quite a party.
[ROARS]
[LATCH CLANGS]
Dudes, did anyone get the license plate
of that thing that hit us last night?
Ay, my head.
DONATELLO: Okay, th-that was just weird.
I mean, first the Foot, then that hideous monster.
Yeah, it looked like your mom, dude.
[LAUGHS]
Yeah, that would make her your mom too, doofus.
Yeah, whatever.
Keep laughing, Mikey. Last night was an embarrassment.
LEONARDO: I'll tell you what's embarrassing.
You can't even follow a single order.
Oh, how cute.
You've been back for five minutes,
and now you're schooling us on your master plan.
Oh, okay, so this is my fault now, huh, Raph?
I'm the only one that has to be responsible?
Hey, you're the trained master, not me.
Dudes, can it. Here comes Splinter.
[SPLINTER HUMMING]
Oh, good morning, my sons.
TURTLES: Good morning, sensei.
What's up?
[HUMMING]
SPLINTER: Every ninja's day should start with a healthy breakfast.
It fills me with pride to see you boys together again.
If anyone needs me,
I'll be watching my stories.
Hothead.
Splinter Junior.
Cody is going to break up with Donna, I just know it.
TV ANNOUNCER: We interrupt The Gilmore Girls for this special news report.
Monsters loose in the city?
Strange reports are coming in tonight
about a construction site incident that sounds
like something out of science fiction.
Boys!
Leonardo, I am most disappointed in you.
You are the eldest of your brothers.
I was counting on you to bring order
to the chaos of this family.
This is why I have forbidden any surface activity.
We cannot return to the surface to fight evil
if we continue to fight each other.
But Master Splinter, how can I be expected to do so when Ra--?
There are no excuses when you are the leader, my student.
[SIGHS]
RAPHAEL: We have to go out
and find who's responsible for this.
There ain't no other solution.
Save the brute vigilante junk for that night watchman.
TURTLES: "Night Watcher."
Yeah, whatever.
I'm going out.
[♪♪♪]
[ALL GRUNTING]
[ROARS]
[♪♪♪]
[GROWLING]
[ROARS]
[♪♪♪]
[GROWLING]
[GROWLS]
[ROARS]
[♪♪♪]
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO]
NEWSCASTER [ON TV]: Witnesses say there are holes in the floors,
as if something, or someone,
had just blasted straight down through them,
leaving authorities scratching their heads.
[SIGHS]
Well, at least some people care about justice these days.
RAPHAEL [WHISPERING]: Hey, Casey.
Raph?
Meet me on the roof, okay?
What is it?
The roof.
You know what the roof is, don't you?
Pushy sidekick.
We've gotten this image in
from an amateur cameraman, and I do stress "amateur."
Casey, come look at this.
[♪♪♪]
[WHISPERS] Be safe.
What's this all about, Raph?
We got bigger things to worry about tonight than criminals.
Like what?
[BEAST SCREECHING]
CASEY: Whoa!
RAPHAEL: Come on.
[♪♪♪]
I think we lost it.
Ah, it's got to be around here somewhere.
I don't think so.
[SCREECHING]
[BOTH YELL]
[GROANS]
What's going on, Raph?
Did I mention we ran into a monster last night?
No, you kind of failed to tell me about that one, buddy.
[GROANING]
CASEY: You do know I only have a wooden bat, don't you?
[SCREECHING]
The Foot? I thought they were history.
And now we got walking statues.
You got a plan for those?
Uh, yeah. Hey, those are a first for me too.
And who knows? These guys might be friendly.
[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
Friendly.
[GROANS]
Wait a second.
Those statues look-- Whoa.
[ROCKS CLUNKING]
[♪♪♪]
[GROWLS]
Witnesses.
Watch out!
Ah, I don't feel so good.
CASEY: Whoa.
[SNARLS]
That can't be good.
Oh, that's just rude.
[GASPS]
Hey, wait up!
Raph--
Come here.
What, you never heard of smoke pellets?
Warn me next time.
I got allergies.
[GROWLS]
CASEY: Aw, come on.
[SNIFFING]
CASEY: Aw, come on.
[SNIFFING]
That's the second mask this week.
RAPHAEL: They'll never find us in here.
Stay with me, now.
We'll be out of here soon.
[THUDDING]
[BOTH GRUNTING]
And I thought Girl Scouts were pushy.
Some people just can't take a hint.
COP: This is the police.
You on the roof, put your hands behind your...
What is it? Tommy, you see this?
[THUDS]
[GROWLS]
[HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING]
CASEY: Yeah, you better run.
Phew.
Well, I got to hand it to you, Raph,
you sure know how to show a lady a good time.
Raph?
Ah, no, I got to get you someplace safe, pal.
Mm-mm-mm.
My compliments to the chef.
[BELCHES]
[PHONE RINGING]
[SIGHS]
Anyone for dessert?
TURTLES: No.
SPLINTER: Yes.
Cowabunga Carl Party Services. Cowabunga, dude.
APRIL [ON PHONE]: Raph's been hurt. You need to get over here right away.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down, April. What happened to Raph?
I-I don't know. He's unconscious.
I'll be right there.
[LINE HANGS UP]
Leo.
You came back.
Leo.
Sorry the reunion isn't under better circumstances.
Whoa. Nice pad, kids.
Oh, hey, Raph.
Well, his vital signs seem to be okay.
Pupil dilation is normal.
Whoa.
Some sort of stone.
Probably obsidian, I think.
Well, is he going to be all right?
Unh. You still here?
Go back to your jungle.
Well, at least his personality's still intact.
DONATELLO: And there's an engraving on it. Looks South American.
That's your department, April.
Would it help things if I told you
that those statues you collected for that Winters guy
were shooting these things at me and Raph?
The legend of Yaotl.
It can't be.
I-It was just a myth, a-a scary story
the locals told kids around a campfire.
Whoa, what are you talking about?
They say 3000 years ago some great warrior
actually found a portal to another dimension.
And when the portal opened,
the energy from it gave the warrior eternal life,
but it also turned his generals to stone.
What if this warrior just kept living forever?
He would spend the rest of his days in regret,
spending all of his riches and all of his power
to find a way to revive his stone generals.
Maybe, just maybe,
he's built a new empire.
[♪♪♪]
But, hey, like I said, it's just a myth.
Hm, if you ask me, guys,
this has Winters' name written all over it.
How do you figure that, Donnie?
Yeah.
Because this has Winters' name written all over it.
Now I know who to thank for this shot in the arm.
So where do we find this guy and his stone jokers?
We're not going until we get Splinter's blessing.
You're gonna stand here and quote a rulebook to me
that you ain't been following for a year?
Raph, if you've got something you want to get off your shell,
now's the time, but I'm not gonna stand here
and debate Splinter's direct orders with you.
Fine, then. I quit.
Hey, Raph, don't do it, man.
Sometimes just taking a breather is the best thing to do.
Whatever.
[♪♪♪]
[SIRENS WAIL IN DISTANCE]
[♪♪♪]
To picking up the pieces.
What is it?
Two creatures remain, my lord.
Well, by all means then, let's finish it.
And you will finally be free of your stone prison.
But if the curse is broken, we will no longer be immortal.
Brother, do not question my command.
[GRUMBLES]
[MICHELANGELO GRUNTING]
Here we go now.
APRIL: So, what are we looking for?
According to these star charts, the portal is set to open
directly over Winters' tower in the next 24 hours.
So the legend is right. Three thousand years.
And when the portal opens, we'll lose the city
to monsters within hours.
Within days, the country.
And within weeks, the world.
[MICHELANGELO GRUNTING]
Oh, so it's like Halley's Comet, only monsters come out.
Um, yes, I-- I guess so.
Heh-heh. I'm smart.
[THUDS]
MICHELANGELO: Ugh. I'm okay.
Why do we need Raph, anyway?
It's his temper that always jeopardizes all our missions.
Okay, Leo, whatever you say.
Nobody was talking about him.
Leonardo?
This team you are so eager to lead
is incomplete.
You know what you must do.
Yes, sensei.
[LATCH CLICKS]
AGUILA: Generals, I think our brother has plans to betray us.
The 13th monster must not be found.
MAN [ON RADIO]: Why don't we take one more call
about these monster sightings?
Silverton, New Jersey, you're on--
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO]
Monster sightings. Phew!
♪ But you never leave This world undone... ♪
[CLATTERING]
Hm?
[♪♪♪]
[CLEARS THROAT]
[SCREAMS]
DISPATCHER [OVER RADIO]: Attention, all officers,
report of a disturbance on 32nd. No units available.
They're playing my song.
[PANTING]
All right, all right, where are the cops?
How come the cops haven't showed up?
Just remember what my analyst said.
Just go to my happy place, and go to my...
Everything's gonna gonna be fine.
Happy place, I'm feeling good, I'm thin, I'm...
Don't get up. I'll serve myself.
[CREATURE SCREECHING]
Aw, look at you. Ain't you cute!
You want a butt-kicking, little fella?
Yes, you do! You do! Come on!
I'm gonna drop-kick you to Hurty Town.
Come on, little-- Aah!
♪ Bam, bam, bam, bam-a-lam Yeah, bam, bam, bam ♪
Get off of me, you little monster!
♪ Bam-a-lam Bam bing-bong ♪
♪ Bam-a-lam ♪
♪ She's always there Bam-a-lam ♪
Oh, you're scratching the helmet!
♪ Bam-a-lam, yeah Black Betty ♪
Okay, that was different.
[SCREECHES]
[MUFFLED THUDDING]
[SCREECHING]
[♪♪♪]
Hey, this thing ain't rust-proof!
Get off of me!
[SCREECHING]
♪ She really gets me high ♪
[GRUNTS]
♪ Bam-a-lam She's so rock steady ♪
Come on!
♪ Whoa, Black Betty Bam-a-lam ♪
[GRUNTS]
[GROWLING]
How about a snack, little fella?
[SCREECHING]
[GRUNTS]
[EXPLOSION]
[SHRIEKING]
[GLASS SHATTERS]
[SHRIEKING CONTINUES]
RAPHAEL: Keep on running, you filthy little hermit crab!
That spicy meatball's on the house.
Oh, big guy, please don't hurt me.
What? I'm not robbing you. I'm helping you.
O-Okay, whatever you say, sir.
Please, I got kids. In college.
Community college.
Ah. Here you go, pal.
Make sure this is safe.
Take everything.
I'm not even looking, go.
Why has everyone got such a hard time believing
I am a good guy?
Don't worry about it.
I just saved your life.
RAPHAEL: Ah. This night just keeps getting better and better.
[♪♪♪]
[GASPS]
[GROANS]
[♪♪♪]
[GRUNTS]
[HORNS HONKING]
[PANTING]
[TIRES SCREECH]
[GRUNTING]
[HORNS HONKING]
[BOTH GRUNT]
[♪♪♪]
I want you to know that I appreciate your intentions,
but you can't change the world like this.
RAPHAEL: Is he kidding?
He's lecturing!
Believe me, I've tried it.
He's lecturing!
Believe me, I've tried it.
So I'm gonna give you one chance to just walk away
and stop this vigilante nonsense.
Okay, Leo, time to teach you a lesson.
Look, trust me when I tell you,
you don't want to do this.
[GRUNTS]
[CHUCKLING] Oh, yeah.
Well, I notice you got quite a temper.
Hey, have you ever done this before?
Oh, come on, you call that an attack?
[CHUCKLES]
All right! Finally, some excitement.
[YELLING]
[♪♪♪]
Funny thing about anger.
Let it consume you, and soon enough...
...you lose sight of everything.
[♪♪♪]
Good night, Dark Prince.
[GROANS]
Raph?!
What?!
[GRUNTS]
You are so smug, you know that?
You think the world revolves around you, don't you?
That we couldn't survive without the mighty
and powerful Leonardo to guide us through our problems, huh?
Well, I got a news flash for you.
We got along just fine without you.
Oh, and this qualifies as "just fine"?
Dressing up like it's Halloween every night?
Risking the safety of our family?
I mean, come on, what were you thinking?
Don't push it, Leo. You can't leave home and come back
expecting us to fall in line again like your little soldiers.
Hey, I was training, training to be a better leader.
For you!
[THUNDER RUMBLES]
Why do you hate me for that?
And whoever said I wanted to be led?
I'm better off calling my own shots now. Get used to it.
You aren't ready.
You're impatient and hot-tempered,
and more importantly, I'm better than you.
[LAUGHS]
Oh, you know something, big brother?
I'd have to disagree with you on that one.
Don't do this, Raph.
I'm done taking orders.
[THUNDER RUMBLING]
[♪♪♪]
[BOTH GRUNTING]
[GRUNTS]
[BOTH GRUNTING]
[YELLING]
[BOTH GRUNTING]
[♪♪♪]
[BOTH GRUNTING]
[PANTING]
[THUNDER RUMBLING]
[GASPS]
[♪♪♪]
[PANTING]
[SOFT THUD]
Unh!
[SOFT THUD]
Unh!
[GRUNTS]
[♪♪♪]
[GRUNTS]
Huh?
[GROWLING]
[MUTTERING]
[GRUNTS]
[GROANING]
Not human.
But clearly not the final monster.
Yaotl won't know the difference.
By the time our brother discovers this turtle
is not the 13th monster,
it will already be too late.
[LEONARDO YELLING]
Leo!
[PANTING]
[♪♪♪]
[ENGINE STARTS]
RAPHAEL: Leo!
Hang on!
Leo!
[GRUNTS]
[GASPS]
No!
[♪♪♪]
[GRUNTS]
[INHALES DEEPLY]
[GRUNTS]
[CLATTERING]
Raphael?
What is the matter?
I was out. I was out and I did--
I did something. Something happened, and--
And then I-- And I-I--
[GRUNTS]
Raphael, kneel.
I did something.
I did something really stupid, Master Splinter.
Go on.
I-I know why you chose him now.
I know that there's a reason why he's the better son and I'm not.
Raphael, you always bear
the world's problems on your shoulders.
It is an admirable quality
when you are a protector of others.
But you must realize that, while at times,
you may not be my favorite student,
it does not mean that you are my least-favorite son.
You are strong, passionate,
and loyal to a fault.
These are the merits of a great leader, as well.
But only when tempered with compassion and humility.
But, Master Splinter, I messed up big tonight.
I mean, big...
They took him.
Leonardo?
RAPHAEL: Yeah.
Then the time for hiding is over.
We must return to the surface,
to take back what is ours.
RAPHAEL: By your wish, Father.
Long have we been in hiding, perhaps too long.
Well, what do we do now?
I'll tell you what we're going to do.
We're going to rescue our brother.
And then we're going to save New York City.
[♪♪♪]
[MECHANICAL RUMBLING]
[♪♪♪]
♪ What you got now Gotta, gotta give it up ♪
♪ What you got now What you got now ♪
Whoa.
I got it on my last trip to Japan.
You like it?
Oh, yeah.
You like it?
Oh, yeah.
No way!
Wow.
You can't go trick-or-treating without your mask.
Oh, babe, thanks.
[♪♪♪]
As ordered, no one gets into the tower.
No one interferes.
No one bears witness.
[THREE DISTANT KNOCKS]
[♪♪♪]
You've got to be kidding me.
[CHUCKLING]
Cowabunga, dude.
Uh, I'm here for little Maxie's 13th birthday party.
KARAI: Leave, now!
CASEY: Oh, but you don't understand, lady. I got to...
[♪♪♪]
WINTERS: At last, after 3,000 years,
the time is finally at hand!
[MUFFLED SCREECHING]
[♪♪♪]
What?
What have you done?
Your time for giving orders is over.
WINTERS: You don't understand.
I want to send these creatures back to where they came from.
To undo the damage that was done so many years ago.
Time has done nothing but made you weak.
We have our own plans.
Immortality is a curse, brother, trust me.
I've lived long enough to know.
We have to find that 13th monster.
It's time to end it.
No!
Our time is just beginning.
[♪♪♪]
[ALL GRUNTING]
♪ It goes one for the money Homey, two for the show ♪
♪ Tore the roof off this mother Now it's time to blow ♪
♪ Like we don't need no water Don't bother, we let it burn ♪
♪ We keep the fire Just a bit hotter ♪
♪ That way you'll learn Respect I earned ♪
♪ Started with the clique That I hanged ♪
♪ Respect I earned ever Since I got in this game ♪
Little help, Don!
I'm on it.
♪ I'd rather have these south Diego streets knowin' my name ♪
♪ It's lights out Game over ♪
♪ If you want to You can check my stats ♪
♪ It's lights out ♪
Oh!
Heads up, dudes.
APRIL: Guys, front door's open, now!
Two minutes for high-sticking.
[GRUNTS]
MICHELANGELO [CHUCKLING]: Dudes, that rocked!
Let's go again!
♪ It's life or death Medical decision ♪
♪ Underground, stickin' to The streets like the homeless ♪
♪ With the dopeness Recognize the real P.O.D. ♪
♪ 'Cause we triple-oh Oh, triple, triple ♪
Dudes, what do we do?
I'm working on it.
You break it, you buy it.
[CASEY GRUNTS]
[ALARMS BLARING]
Yeah! All right!
All right!
Nice!
[LAUGHING]
Nice work, Jones.
Ooh!
I have my moments.
Whoa, check it out.
That would be the swirling vortex
to another world, I assume.
MICHELANGELO: Cool. I want one.
Leo? Is that you?
[ROARS]
Whoa! Sorry, wrong cage.
Leo!
I got him.
Out of the way, please.
[BEEPING]
Hey, buddy.
Come on, man. Up we go.
There you go.
[COUGHING]
You're gonna need these
if you're gonna lead us out of here.
I'm gonna need you too.
[ECHOING YELL]
[GRUNTS]
APRIL: Winters!
MICHELANGELO: Looks more like fall. Get it?
DONATELLO: Mikey, remember our talk.
CASEY: Looks like someone got to him before us.
APRIL: Is he dead?
[GRUNTS]
Hm. Not so immortal, huh, dudes?
[GASPS]
[ALL YELL]
[PANTING]
APRIL: Your time has run out, Winters.
Miss O'Neil.
I must have hit my head pretty hard.
I'm seeing giant turtles.
We know what you're up to, Winters.
We know about the portal, and we think that it's time
you sent all these monsters home.
WINTERS: I couldn't agree with you more.
It is time to put an end to the curse
that I have brought upon myself and this world.
That's what this is about, Miss O'Neil: penance.
I must return all 13 beasts, or our curse will continue,
and that is a torment I can no longer bear.
AGUILA: Then you should be put out of your misery.
I think we walked in on a family feud, guys.
The time has come to reopen the portal
and rain destruction upon the Earth.
Nothing will stand in our way
when we have an army at our command.
My brothers, I--
We are no brothers to you!
With one monster still free,
the curse will never be broken.
We shall finish what we began all those years ago,
and we will finally have our victory.
AGUILA: Join us.
Join us, Foot Clan.
Swear your allegiance to us, and no harm will befall you.
Hm. The Foot Ninja is not without honor.
We work for Winters, not you.
Hm.
Okay, what does that mean?
It means we're going to help you.
My ninja will find the last monster,
and you will bring it back here.
Hurry. We don't have much time.
Hey, I got shotgun.
AGUILA: Forget about them.
By the time they return,
the portal will already be closed.
With you inside it.
I hate to see brothers fight like this.
Unless it's together.
Hate to rain on your parade, pal,
but we thought we'd even the odds.
We're going to enjoy this.
[ALL GRUNTING]
[SPLINTER SPEAKS JAPANESE]
If you please. They can defeat them.
They are a team.
Let's hope so. Because if not,
Aguila will use the portal to draw forth an army of evil,
and the world will be lost.
More beasts. Let's send them back where they belong.
[CREATURES SCREECHING]
Yah! Temper, temper.
[ALL GRUNTING]
[GROANS]
[SCREECHING]
Huh?
Come to Daddy.
[GRUNTING]
The thing about you immortal stone guys is...
You know, you're immortal and made of stone.
I sound like Mikey!
[CREATURES SCREECHING]
You fight well. You should join us.
No, thanks. I'm good.
Ah...
These guys really don't die.
Sensei, are you all right?
[CHUCKLES]
We must do this more often.
[YELLS]
I still got it.
They better hurry with that last monster.
I'm sure my man Casey's got it all under control.
Yeah, that's what I'm afraid of.
[♪♪♪]
Can't this piece of junk go any faster?
You want to drive?
I would, as a matter of fact.
You'd think they would be more concerned
about the 13th monster.
[GROWLS]
[ALL GRUNTING]
[GRUNTS]
SPLINTER: Boys, we must finish this now!
[ALL GRUNTING]
[♪♪♪]
[GENERALS GRUNT]
[ALL YELL AND GRUNT]
[GRUNTS]
So did we win?
Huh?
[AGUILA GROWLS]
[AGUILA LAUGHING]
Foolish creatures.
We are immortals made of stone.
Without the final monster to break our curse,
we will never be stopped.
[HORN HONKING OUTSIDE]
Hm?
CASEY: Special delivery!
[GROWLING]
SPLINTER: Look out!
[GROWLING]
[GENERALS SCREAM]
[♪♪♪]
[ALL SCREAMING]
[♪♪♪]
[RUMBLING]
So, do we win now?
DONATELLO: Y-Yeah, I-- I think we did.
Yeah! Yeah! We won!
All right.
All right! That's what I'm talking about!
[GRUNTS]
Yeah!
[GRUNTS]
Yeah!
CASEY: Nice parallel parking.
Next time, I'm driving!
[GRUNTS]
[SIGHS]
[GRUNTS]
CASEY: Hey! Watch the hair.
Ooh!
[GRUNTS]
Mm.
RAPHAEL: Typical. We do all the work,
he gets all the thanks.
Aw...
You are every bit the warriors
I was informed you were.
You have passed.
Savor your victory tonight,
for soon we will have further business together.
The kind that involves
familiar faces from your past.
She doesn't mean...?
[ALL COUGHING]
CASEY: Come on! What is it with ninjas and smoke pellets?
[COUGHS]
Looks like you picked a good time to come home.
Thanks...
for bringing me back.
[WINTERS SOBBING]
Winters?
[LAUGHING]
I'm never usually that happy to be in pain.
DONATELLO: He's happy because he's mortal again, Mikey.
April,
I've had my eye on you for a long time.
I knew it!
I've always known that you'd be the one
to help me find my way home.
And thank you...
brothers.
You've made a very old man
very, very happy.
So, um, what happens now?
[♪♪♪]
Okay...
Just a little bit creepy.
[SNEEZES LOUDLY]
Oh, gross!
I think he's in my no-- My no-- My no--
[GASPS]
[SNEEZES]
Oh, gross!
Somebody give me a hanky.
Ugh. Ugh. Now, he's in my mouth.
Oh, oh, tastes awful!
[♪♪♪]
RAPHAEL: You got room for one more?
[♪♪♪]
MICHELANGELO: Uh, can I get rid of this too?
[♪♪♪]
[TURTLES GRUNTING AND LAUGHING]
RAPHAEL: We live together.
We train together. We fight together.
We stand for good together.
We are ninjas.
We strike hard, defend, protect,
and fade into the night.
And there ain't no bad guy or monster gonna ever change that.
That's what's important.
And that's why we'll always be...
brothers.
[YELLS]
Oh, I love being a turtle.
[GYM CLASS HEROES' "SHELL SHOCK" PLAYING]
♪ Skilly beat bop we rock Steady over kicks and snares ♪
♪ So what you scared for Unprepared for ♪
♪ Far from your average rappers New era we rockin' sewer caps♪
♪ Breathin' bricks Exhale trainrail ♪
♪ City life at its finest With nonsense behind us ♪
♪ This is how we do it I'm just a hooligan ♪
♪ Get drunk while in a J Spitting raw sewage ♪
♪ Turnstyle jumper punks step Up to get beat down bumpah ♪
♪ Alias and bright colors so Bright leave you cryin' ♪
♪ Like late night mothers Board kick flips landin' ♪
♪ A little to the left As you can bet every result ♪
♪ Was a split lip, skip school Make shortcuts ♪
♪ Act foolish like kids with The windows on the short bus ♪
♪ Ringin' in your ears Like the bells that el rock ♪
♪ Doesn't matter whether Or not the cell locks ♪
♪ Find silence In the coldest cell block ♪
♪ This is shell shock ♪
♪ Ringing in your ears Like the bells to el rock ♪
♪ Doesn't matter Whether the cell locks ♪
♪ Find solace In the coldest cell block ♪
♪ This is shell shock ♪
♪ I did it my way, sat back And let 'em live soft ♪
♪ So he can die hard Yippie-ki-yay ♪
♪ We exist in circles so The first grader to push me ♪
♪ Gets boxed like Girl Scout cookies ♪
♪ This is not a test We don't trust you ♪
♪ Not a fan of men That rock Ugg boots ♪
♪ I guess that's just the way My pop's raised me ♪
♪ A penny for a thought, A nickel for a swift fist ♪
♪ I let my players Go to waste ♪
♪ Top of the food chain But too cool ♪
♪ To not drop sarcasm In your water main ♪
♪ Did I stutter, man Please make a toast ♪
♪ For the kicker cause you know I'm spittin' water ♪
♪ Same day New day dismantle ♪
♪ Same travie time, Same travie channel ♪
♪ Ringin' in your ears Like the bells that el rock ♪
♪ Desn't matter Whether the cell locks ♪
♪ Silence In the coldest cell block ♪
♪ This is shell shock ♪
♪ Ringing in your ears Like the bells that el rock ♪
♪ Doesn't matter Whether the cell locks ♪
♪ Find solace In the coldest cell block ♪
♪ This is shell shock Welcome to shell shock ♪
♪ Welcome to shell shock ♪
♪ Ringin' in your ears Like the bells that el rock ♪
♪ It doesn't matter Whether the cell locks ♪
♪ Silence In the coldest cell block ♪
♪ This is shellshock Welcome to shellshock ♪
♪ Ringing in your ears Like the bells to el rock ♪
♪ Doesn't matter Whether or not the cell locks ♪
♪ You could find solace In the coldest cell block ♪
♪ Ringing in your ears Like the bells to el rock ♪
♪ Doesn't matter Whether or not the cell locks ♪
♪ You could find solace In the coldest cell block ♪
♪ This is shell shock ♪
♪ Ringing in your ears Like the bells to el rock ♪
♪ Doesn't matter Whether or not the cell locks ♪
♪ You could find solace In the coldest cell block ♪
♪ This is shell shock Welcome to shell shock ♪
♪ Your mama's breath Smell like rusty pickles ♪
♪ Oh, come on ♪
♪ Your mama's breath smells Like salamander stew ♪
♪ Your mama drink Country Club Out of a bottle ♪
♪ A baby bottle ♪
♪ Your mama smells diseased ♪
♪ Your mama got leprosy In gold Nikes ♪
♪ Hold up, hold up ♪
♪ Your mama smells Like a problem, ha! ♪
♪ Boo! ♪
♪ Your mama got six elbows And she do the robot ♪
♪ Boo! ♪
♪ That was whack ♪
♪ Your mama smells like
♪ The inside of this Recording booth ♪
[COBRA STARSHIP'S "AWWW DIP" PLAYING]
♪ I don't mind falling down To try again ♪
♪ 'Cause when I get Back up on my feet ♪
♪ I make the music stop ♪
♪ So hear me now Every bridge you cross ♪
♪ Is burning down ♪
♪ Don't fail me now Every bridge you cross ♪
♪ Is burning One, two, three, go ♪
♪ Brothers We waited forever ♪
♪ Sisters, c'mon ♪
♪ Let's get it together ♪
♪ Brothers, sisters Listen up ♪
♪ Got a little secret that They're never gonna stop us ♪
♪ Oh, we'll burn them down ♪
♪ I don't mind falling down To try again ♪
♪ When I get back up On my feet ♪
♪ I make the music stop ♪
♪ Hear me now ♪
♪ Every bridge you cross Is burning down ♪
♪ Don't fail me now ♪
♪ Every bridge you cross Is burning ♪
♪ One, two, three, go ♪
♪ Brothers We waited forever ♪
♪ Sisters, c'mon ♪
♪ Let's get it together ♪
♪ Brothers, sisters Listen up ♪
♪ We gotta little secret that They're never gonna stop us ♪
♪ Oh, we'll burn them down ♪
♪ We can't waste the time We're given now ♪
♪ All bets are off We're turning this around ♪
♪ 'Cause I can smell a rat From miles, miles away ♪
♪ Miles away ♪
♪ And I'm ready for it ♪
♪ Awww, dip ♪
♪ I used that line, line ♪
♪ Line again ♪
♪ Brothers, sisters Listen up ♪
♪ Got a little secret that They're never gonna stop us ♪
♪ Brothers, sisters Listen up ♪
♪ Got a little secret That you're never gonna stop ♪
♪ Brothers, sisters Listen up ♪
♪ Got a little secret that They're never gonna stop us ♪
♪ Oh, we'll burn them down ♪