1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:39,707 --> 00:00:41,609 Oh, boy. 4 00:01:22,015 --> 00:01:24,618 Fuck! Stop hitting me! 5 00:01:24,685 --> 00:01:26,954 This is like if Tyson fought an infant. 6 00:01:27,020 --> 00:01:29,056 Ooh! 7 00:01:29,123 --> 00:01:31,759 I can't wait to punch you in the face while you're sleeping tonight. 8 00:01:31,825 --> 00:01:34,395 Get up! Get up! 9 00:01:34,462 --> 00:01:39,933 - Saved by the bell. - Come on, let me get in a bong hit before round two. 10 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:42,636 Oh! Look at that ass. 11 00:01:47,508 --> 00:01:50,911 Hey! Hey! I spilled the bong! Stop! 12 00:01:53,681 --> 00:01:59,052 Boom! Knocked you out! Eat it, whore! 13 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:01,088 You cheated, you dick. 14 00:02:01,155 --> 00:02:05,025 No, I didn't. Oh! The bong water reeks. 15 00:02:05,092 --> 00:02:08,262 Yeah, maybe if you cleaned it, it wouldn't smell like your girlfriend's ass. 16 00:02:13,201 --> 00:02:15,102 What's going on, fellas? 17 00:02:15,169 --> 00:02:18,406 What's up? How's it going? 18 00:02:18,472 --> 00:02:21,975 Um, who are you and why are you in my kitchen? 19 00:02:22,042 --> 00:02:25,346 Oh, your landlord, he, uh, hired us to pick up your stuff. 20 00:02:25,413 --> 00:02:27,415 This is bullshit! 21 00:02:27,481 --> 00:02:30,251 It's like Cypress Hill concert in here. 22 00:02:30,318 --> 00:02:32,253 I don't rent to those kind of people. 23 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:36,190 Yuri, what the hell's going on? 24 00:02:38,259 --> 00:02:40,294 Alex, how are you? I'm good. 25 00:02:40,361 --> 00:02:44,365 Hmm. Well, for last six months, you no pay me rent. 26 00:02:44,432 --> 00:02:47,067 So now, I no longer let you stay here. Okay? 27 00:02:47,134 --> 00:02:49,603 All right, my friends, pack up everything, put on truck, okay? 28 00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:51,805 No, no. That's impossible. We've never missed a payment. 29 00:02:51,872 --> 00:02:54,508 Every month, I give Josh hundreds of dollars of my money, 30 00:02:54,575 --> 00:02:57,378 and then he writes you a rent check, right, Josh? 31 00:02:57,445 --> 00:03:01,181 I love them so much. 32 00:03:01,249 --> 00:03:03,384 You love who? 33 00:03:03,451 --> 00:03:07,855 The girls at Madame Kamay's Filipino Palace. 34 00:03:07,921 --> 00:03:11,525 You've been spending our rent money on Filipino hookers? 35 00:03:11,592 --> 00:03:15,296 They're not hookers. They're massage therapists. 36 00:03:15,363 --> 00:03:17,197 They'll massage your cock for money. 37 00:03:17,265 --> 00:03:20,200 - There's a word for that. I think it's "hooker." - You're a hooker! 38 00:03:20,268 --> 00:03:22,536 Whoa, wait. 39 00:03:22,603 --> 00:03:25,906 Listen, Alex, I make you special deal, huh? 40 00:03:25,973 --> 00:03:29,577 I give you five minutes to pack up all your shit you don't want thrown away. 41 00:03:29,643 --> 00:03:33,781 And if you take one extra minute, I have my two friends, 42 00:03:33,847 --> 00:03:38,486 they take your testicles and remove them through your anus. 43 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:42,623 Deal? Nice man. 44 00:03:42,690 --> 00:03:46,460 Okay, they got one minute and then you-- Okay? 45 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:50,163 So where you going? 46 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:53,634 I'll go to Dante's and see if he'll let me stay there. What about you? 47 00:03:53,701 --> 00:03:56,770 Madame Kamay said I could stay at the Palace. 48 00:03:56,837 --> 00:04:01,041 You're sick. I know. 49 00:04:01,108 --> 00:04:04,378 Where's the bong? Alex! 50 00:04:04,445 --> 00:04:06,714 You forgot smoking lamp. 51 00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:13,754 I'm sorry. Was that expensive piece? 52 00:04:13,821 --> 00:04:16,056 That's your fault too. 53 00:04:22,930 --> 00:04:26,767 Yo, Dante, pick up. Josh is killing me. 54 00:04:26,834 --> 00:04:30,203 Where are you? I'm sick of talking to your machine. 55 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:32,706 Why aren't you home? I need you. 56 00:04:38,211 --> 00:04:43,784 Hey, Alex. 57 00:04:43,851 --> 00:04:46,720 Don't you answer your phone? I've been calling for half an hour. 58 00:04:46,787 --> 00:04:49,990 Oh, I'm sorry. I was putting up my Christmas tree. 59 00:04:50,057 --> 00:04:52,092 Dude, it's July. 60 00:04:52,159 --> 00:04:55,796 Get the fuck out of here. It is? Yeah. And, uh, 61 00:04:55,863 --> 00:04:58,499 why are you naked? 62 00:04:58,566 --> 00:05:02,703 Oh, my God. I am naked! Come on in! 63 00:05:02,770 --> 00:05:05,939 Dude, your ass is tanner than my face. 64 00:05:09,410 --> 00:05:11,679 That is pure fucking insanity. 65 00:05:11,745 --> 00:05:14,848 Yeah. I know. He got addicted to hookers. 66 00:05:14,915 --> 00:05:17,618 No, I'm talking about the guy who threw your bong. 67 00:05:17,685 --> 00:05:20,320 You should never throw a bong, kid. Ever. 68 00:05:20,388 --> 00:05:26,326 Yeah, well, anyway, I was wondering if maybe I could crash here for awhile. 69 00:05:26,394 --> 00:05:29,697 Whoa. I don't know, man. I got a business to run. 70 00:05:29,763 --> 00:05:31,765 This is like my office as well as my home. 71 00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:34,535 Plus, the lion comes in a couple days. 72 00:05:34,602 --> 00:05:37,671 You're getting a lion? Yeah. 73 00:05:37,738 --> 00:05:40,508 - Why? - To protect my shit. 74 00:05:40,574 --> 00:05:43,010 Never heard of a dog? 75 00:05:43,076 --> 00:05:47,415 Dude, you can get past a dog. Nobody fucks with a lion. 76 00:05:47,481 --> 00:05:50,384 Yeah, that's true. 77 00:05:50,451 --> 00:05:52,386 So what kind of weed do you want? 78 00:05:52,453 --> 00:05:56,957 I got the Incredible Hulk, I got some of the green monster, I got the bling. 79 00:05:57,024 --> 00:05:59,827 Hey! We go through this every time I come here. 80 00:05:59,893 --> 00:06:03,163 I don't care what it's called. I just want a bag of fucking weed. 81 00:06:03,230 --> 00:06:07,234 Whoa. Chill, bro. You know you can't raise your voice like that when the lion's here. 82 00:06:07,300 --> 00:06:12,039 Yeah. You know what? I got to bail or I'm going to miss my cousin's wedding. 83 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:20,213 So you can't kill the demon at the end of Level 6? 84 00:06:20,280 --> 00:06:22,450 Do you have the magic arrows? 85 00:06:22,516 --> 00:06:25,753 Easy. Here's what you do. Hide behind the boulder. 86 00:06:25,819 --> 00:06:30,057 When the demon comes out of the cave, shoot him three times with the magic arrows. 87 00:06:30,123 --> 00:06:33,060 Then his head will start to spin. Once that happens, 88 00:06:33,126 --> 00:06:36,263 you jump up on the boulder, you do a flying downward thrust... 89 00:06:36,329 --> 00:06:38,298 with the Sword of Doom and that's it. 90 00:06:38,365 --> 00:06:40,901 Level 6 is done. Thank you. 91 00:06:40,968 --> 00:06:43,236 Thank you. Thank you very much. 92 00:06:43,303 --> 00:06:47,407 Have I told you today how much I love you? Mmm. Hey, Grandma. 93 00:06:47,475 --> 00:06:49,943 Hi, honey. Ooh. You look hot. 94 00:06:50,010 --> 00:06:52,580 Well, I haven't been out and about for a while, 95 00:06:52,646 --> 00:06:54,548 so I thought I'd step it up a notch. 96 00:06:54,615 --> 00:06:59,119 Well, it worked. Good. Oh, your father tells me that you need a place to stay. 97 00:06:59,186 --> 00:07:03,891 Yeah. Just so you know, Sophie left us two weeks ago. 98 00:07:03,957 --> 00:07:06,259 So her room is available if you need it. 99 00:07:06,326 --> 00:07:09,597 Oh, where'd Sophie move to? Heaven. 100 00:07:09,663 --> 00:07:12,199 Ooh. Sorry. Uh, Sophie was so-- 101 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:14,167 Mean and full of hate. Yeah. 102 00:07:14,234 --> 00:07:18,005 So you want to move in tonight? You know what? That's a really sweet offer, 103 00:07:18,071 --> 00:07:22,142 but unfortunately, I promised my friend Jeff I'd stay at his house. 104 00:07:41,028 --> 00:07:45,065 Come in. Hurry up. You sure this is okay? 105 00:07:45,132 --> 00:07:48,435 Yeah. It's totally cool. Just keep your voice down. My roommates are sleeping. 106 00:07:48,502 --> 00:07:51,905 You mean your parents? Yeah, same thing. 107 00:07:51,972 --> 00:07:55,543 Nice jammies. Thanks. They're a present from my roommates. 108 00:07:55,609 --> 00:07:57,711 That's cool. 109 00:07:58,646 --> 00:08:00,781 Here we go. 110 00:08:10,190 --> 00:08:13,594 Um, where am I supposed to sleep? On the air mattress. 111 00:08:13,661 --> 00:08:16,429 Do you need a stuffed animal? I have a dog. I think I have a bear. 112 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:18,331 Yeah, I have a bear. 113 00:08:18,398 --> 00:08:22,202 - What are you, eight? - At least I have my own bed. 114 00:08:22,269 --> 00:08:27,908 - Your bed is a car. - Yeah, but it's a fucking sweet car. 115 00:08:27,975 --> 00:08:30,410 My roommates said they are gonna get me rims for Christmas. 116 00:08:30,477 --> 00:08:34,414 Or a C.B. radio. I can talk to other car beds. That'll be hot. 117 00:08:34,481 --> 00:08:38,285 Might get a stereo too. 118 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:41,789 My sister said I should get an alarm. Shut up. 119 00:09:15,923 --> 00:09:17,758 Gross. 120 00:09:24,965 --> 00:09:27,735 Oh, yeah. 121 00:09:27,801 --> 00:09:32,840 Come on, Lara. My cock is lost in the jungle and it's up for you to find it. 122 00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:36,343 Oh, Lara, you dirty, dirty adventurer. 123 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:38,812 Come on. Let's go exploring. 124 00:09:38,879 --> 00:09:40,814 Why don't you explore my underwear, baby? 125 00:09:40,881 --> 00:09:42,850 Damn, you look good. 126 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:45,786 What's under the skirt, Lara? 127 00:09:45,853 --> 00:09:48,155 Oh, let's see. Huh? 128 00:09:48,221 --> 00:09:53,193 Ooh, Lara, no panties? How'd you know I liked it like that? 129 00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:55,128 Oh, yeah. Okay. 130 00:09:55,195 --> 00:09:58,999 Ooh, here we go. All right. Here we go. Jeffrey? 131 00:09:59,066 --> 00:10:01,401 - What are you doing up so-- - Oh! Oh, my God! I'm sorry! 132 00:10:01,468 --> 00:10:05,939 I can't stop coming! I'm sorry! It feels so good! 133 00:10:12,479 --> 00:10:15,448 I can't believe you came on my mom. 134 00:10:15,515 --> 00:10:18,852 You might be the biggest perv in the world right now. What were you thinking? 135 00:10:18,919 --> 00:10:20,954 I couldn't sleep. I saw the doll. 136 00:10:21,021 --> 00:10:23,724 So you can't wake me up to play video games or something? 137 00:10:23,791 --> 00:10:28,395 Didn't want to disturb you. You were balls deep in that turtle with a thumb in your mouth. 138 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:30,363 I love my turtle. 139 00:10:30,430 --> 00:10:32,599 Anyway, my mom said you could still stay the night. 140 00:10:32,666 --> 00:10:35,302 Oh, yeah, that's not an awkward breakfast. 141 00:10:35,368 --> 00:10:38,638 Tell her thanks. I'm just going to go crash at the office. 142 00:10:38,706 --> 00:10:42,575 All right, suit yourself. I'll see you in a couple hours. Yeah. 143 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:45,312 You can keep the doll, by the way. 144 00:10:45,378 --> 00:10:47,915 Oh, I was planning on that. 145 00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:50,650 Oh! My doll is a whore. 146 00:11:27,855 --> 00:11:30,690 Uh, excuse me? 147 00:11:36,730 --> 00:11:40,233 Hi. 148 00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:44,471 Good morning. Um, I'm just looking for my office. 149 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:46,106 Are you the new janitor? 150 00:11:46,173 --> 00:11:50,010 No, I'm, uh, Samantha Garson. 151 00:11:50,077 --> 00:11:53,814 I'm here to oversee the final stages of production on "Eternal Death Slayer 3." 152 00:11:53,881 --> 00:11:56,449 Oh, hi. I didn't know anyone new was coming in. 153 00:11:56,516 --> 00:12:01,388 I'm Alex. I'm one of the testers. Do you usually sleep here? 154 00:12:01,454 --> 00:12:05,959 No. I was working late. I love work. I love life. 155 00:12:06,026 --> 00:12:08,128 That's good to know. 156 00:12:08,195 --> 00:12:12,966 Yeah, um, your office is probably the empty one down the hall. 157 00:12:13,033 --> 00:12:15,735 Thank you. Alex, there's-- Yeah? 158 00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:20,373 Brush your teeth. I'll see you later. 159 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:22,409 Thank you. 160 00:12:27,047 --> 00:12:28,982 Yeah. 161 00:12:30,717 --> 00:12:32,853 Johnny. 162 00:12:33,954 --> 00:12:36,056 Who the fuck is Johnny? 163 00:12:58,078 --> 00:13:01,014 What's up, Douche Bigalow? How'd you sleep last night? 164 00:13:01,081 --> 00:13:03,316 Fine, Speed Racer. What did you do, valet your bed? 165 00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:06,319 Uh, no, but I'll self-park it in your asshole. 166 00:13:06,386 --> 00:13:10,090 Come on. Let's go to lunch. Hey, you remember Lara, don't you? 167 00:13:10,157 --> 00:13:13,726 Yes, I do, and she already has a cold sore. That's a surprise. 168 00:13:16,763 --> 00:13:21,068 Hey, word on the street is Mr. Cheezle brought some girl here from New York... 169 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:23,336 to make sure we finish "Eternal Death Slayer" on time. 170 00:13:23,403 --> 00:13:28,041 Yeah, her name's Samantha. She's really hot. She wants to bang me. 171 00:13:28,108 --> 00:13:32,312 I'm sure she does. Are you ready? Oh, please. 172 00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:35,248 Line up, you fucking nerds. Who wants a shot at the champ? 173 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:39,219 Who's going down? 174 00:13:39,286 --> 00:13:41,721 I'm taking the title, old man. 175 00:13:41,788 --> 00:13:45,192 The game... is Frog Bog. 176 00:13:45,258 --> 00:13:47,194 Let's do it. 177 00:13:55,635 --> 00:13:59,472 Om. 178 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,343 Om. 179 00:14:05,979 --> 00:14:08,215 - Tea? - Sure. 180 00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:11,251 It's a wonderful dandelion-nettle blend. 181 00:14:11,318 --> 00:14:14,888 Very cleansing. Good for new beginnings. 182 00:14:20,427 --> 00:14:23,296 So, Samantha, as you know, our immediate focus... 183 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,999 is the completion of "Eternal Death Slayer 3" in time for the fall. 184 00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:30,971 We've had an enormous amount of bugs at this stage, and, quite frankly, 185 00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:33,606 I'm a little more than concerned. 186 00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:36,543 "Knife Head IV" was in a similar situation, but we met the deadline. 187 00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:40,047 "Jump Rope City" was a total nightmare, and we figured it out. 188 00:14:40,113 --> 00:14:42,082 That's why I brought you in. 189 00:14:42,149 --> 00:14:44,217 To complete E.D.S. 3 on schedule... 190 00:14:44,284 --> 00:14:47,287 so we can free up all the testers for J.P.'s new masterpiece. 191 00:14:47,354 --> 00:14:49,489 Two major titles in one year? 192 00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:52,425 And he's programming and designing them all by himself? 193 00:14:52,492 --> 00:14:54,928 - He must be a genius. - Well, J.P. is not normal. 194 00:14:54,995 --> 00:14:58,698 He created the original "Eternal Death Slayer" when he was only 13. 195 00:14:58,765 --> 00:15:00,667 He's the definition of a prodigy. 196 00:15:12,079 --> 00:15:14,714 - J.P. - Sorry I'm late, Mr. Cheezle. 197 00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:18,685 I was in the middle of another huge breakthrough with the new game. 198 00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:22,189 - How's it looking? - It's the future of gaming. 199 00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:25,192 Breathtaking. Care for tea? 200 00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:30,197 No, I'm good. Uh, I don't believe that we've met. 201 00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:32,399 Oh, this is Samantha Garson. 202 00:15:32,465 --> 00:15:36,003 I brought her in from New York to, uh, be the project manager on E.D.S. 3. 203 00:15:36,069 --> 00:15:39,939 Hi. It's nice to finally meet you. You have quite a reputation. 204 00:15:40,007 --> 00:15:43,443 Everything you've heard about me is true. 205 00:15:43,510 --> 00:15:48,248 So, uh, if you ever need anything, just please, feel free to call. 206 00:15:48,315 --> 00:15:50,383 I'll give you all my numbers. Thanks, I will. 207 00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:52,385 Seriously, anything you need. 208 00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:55,555 Say, J.P., why don't you show Samantha around the office, introduce her to everyone. 209 00:15:55,622 --> 00:16:00,427 Sure. I cou-- Yeah. I'll put my genius on hold for awhile. 210 00:16:00,493 --> 00:16:04,831 After you, my lady. 211 00:16:04,897 --> 00:16:07,400 Namaste, you guys. 212 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:11,471 Did the kids in school hound you for "Eternal Death Slayer" tips? 213 00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:14,807 - School. - I didn't need school. 214 00:16:14,874 --> 00:16:18,711 All I ever cared about were video games, and they've made me a millionaire. 215 00:16:18,778 --> 00:16:21,548 So maybe I don't know what the Civil War was... 216 00:16:21,614 --> 00:16:25,385 or who invented the helicopter, even though I own one. 217 00:16:25,452 --> 00:16:28,688 But I did beat "The Legend of Zelda" before I could walk. 218 00:16:28,755 --> 00:16:30,823 That's cool. Yeah. 219 00:16:30,890 --> 00:16:34,761 I'm thinking of getting metal legs. It's a risky operation, but it'll be worth it. 220 00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:36,596 What's in here? 221 00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:38,665 It's just the kids in their break room. 222 00:16:38,731 --> 00:16:42,735 Or as I call it, "The Stupid Idiot Room Full of Jerks." 223 00:16:42,802 --> 00:16:44,971 Mine's the biggest office-- Let's check it out. 224 00:16:49,576 --> 00:16:51,844 Let's go! You suck! You suck! 225 00:16:56,949 --> 00:16:59,086 I thought you were good at this, man. 226 00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:06,526 Oh, flies. I'm a frog. I'm eating flies. A lot more than you. 227 00:17:06,593 --> 00:17:09,096 Eat that frog dick, Timmy! Eat it! 228 00:17:09,162 --> 00:17:11,030 I'm sorry you had to see this. 229 00:17:11,098 --> 00:17:15,102 It's all these poor knaves have to look forward to every day. 230 00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:18,538 Yeah! Your shit's weak! Shit's weak! 231 00:17:20,607 --> 00:17:23,410 Whoa! Yeah! Yeah! 232 00:17:23,476 --> 00:17:26,446 Your shit's weak! Wizzeak! 233 00:17:26,513 --> 00:17:30,350 You never had a chance, Timmy. I'll get you eventually, gray bush. Time is on my side. 234 00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:32,885 Hey, at least I have a bush. 235 00:17:32,952 --> 00:17:37,357 Shit's weak! Oh, hey, Samantha. Sorry you had to hear that. 236 00:17:37,424 --> 00:17:40,327 No. Congratulations on having a bush. 237 00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:42,262 How do you two know each other? 238 00:17:42,329 --> 00:17:46,333 I woke him up here this morning. He fell asleep working late last night. 239 00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:49,502 Yeah, well, that's what old people do. They fall asleep. 240 00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:53,140 Wow, J.P., that is a great outfit. 241 00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:57,076 How much do clothes cost in the Matrix? 242 00:17:57,144 --> 00:18:00,447 So funny I forgot to laugh. 243 00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:02,649 Hi, I'm Jeff. I have a bush too. It's not gray. 244 00:18:02,715 --> 00:18:04,751 Hey! What? 245 00:18:04,817 --> 00:18:06,719 My bush isn't really gray. 246 00:18:06,786 --> 00:18:09,289 Not according to my mom. I thought I told you to quit talking about that. 247 00:18:09,356 --> 00:18:11,724 People keep asking me about it. Um-- 248 00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:16,296 I'm really sorry to have to leave this conversation, but I will see you guys later. 249 00:18:16,363 --> 00:18:18,498 Get back to work, testers. 250 00:18:18,565 --> 00:18:21,901 Hey, Samantha, don't take the red pill! 251 00:18:28,575 --> 00:18:30,410 Adios, turd nuggets. 252 00:18:38,151 --> 00:18:40,287 Wow. 253 00:18:51,664 --> 00:18:55,034 Hey, Timmy, any chance I can crash on your couch tonight? 254 00:18:55,101 --> 00:18:58,104 Why? So you can jerk off on my mom? 255 00:18:58,171 --> 00:19:01,073 Jeff's a fucking liar, Timmy! 256 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,109 What's that? 257 00:19:03,176 --> 00:19:07,647 How many people did you tell about the incident with me and your mom? 258 00:19:07,714 --> 00:19:11,384 Thirteen, maybe. Why? I didn't know it was a secret. 259 00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:14,254 No, you're right. Your mom would really appreciate it. 260 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:19,726 My bad. Sorry. It's all right. 261 00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:22,028 So where are you going to crash tonight? 262 00:19:22,094 --> 00:19:26,633 Um, this, uh-- this really cute chick I've known for a long time... 263 00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:29,302 said that I could sleep over with her and her two crazy girlfriends. 264 00:19:29,369 --> 00:19:31,137 No way! Yep. 265 00:19:31,204 --> 00:19:32,972 Three chicks and you? 266 00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:35,642 Yeah. I'll call you later and let you know which bed I end up in. 267 00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:39,246 Totally. Oh, my roommate's here. Later, 'gator. Later. 268 00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:46,286 - Hi, honey. - Hi, Mommy. 269 00:19:46,353 --> 00:19:49,021 Did you have a good day? I did. Did you remember to TiVo Samurai Jack? 270 00:19:49,088 --> 00:19:50,590 I did. 271 00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:04,537 Oh, honey, they work you too hard there. 272 00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:08,808 That's a long day. It's not that tough of a job, though, Grandma. But thank you. 273 00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:13,713 You are something else. You must be starving, darling. 274 00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:15,682 Yeah, I could eat. 275 00:20:18,685 --> 00:20:21,988 That's, uh, quite the buffet you have there. 276 00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:24,223 Thank you, Mr. President. 277 00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:29,362 Oh, Grace, you remember my grandson Alex. 278 00:20:29,429 --> 00:20:31,531 Our new roommate. 279 00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:38,438 How long you staying? Um, just till I find a new apartment. 280 00:20:38,505 --> 00:20:40,873 - Do you have a girlfriend? - No. 281 00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:44,844 - How old are you now? - I'll be 36 in October. 282 00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:47,714 My grandson's gay too. I'll give you his number. 283 00:20:47,780 --> 00:20:51,351 I'm not gay, but thank you. Denial. 284 00:20:52,885 --> 00:20:56,756 Wow. That Grace sure makes me feel warm and welcome. 285 00:20:56,823 --> 00:21:00,192 Well, you'd be bitter too if you had four husbands die on you. 286 00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:03,396 Probably suicides. 287 00:21:03,463 --> 00:21:07,334 I was just kidding. There we go. Here's your din-din. 288 00:21:08,835 --> 00:21:11,404 Oh, watch-- It's hot. Ooh, be careful-- 289 00:21:11,471 --> 00:21:13,906 Okay, so that's chicken cutlet, leftover lasagna... 290 00:21:13,973 --> 00:21:15,908 some scrambled eggs, 291 00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:19,011 some pudding and-- and, oh, wait a minute. 292 00:21:19,078 --> 00:21:21,047 A piece of the wedding cake. 293 00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:25,552 - That is awesome, Grandma. Thank you. - Ah, you're welcome. 294 00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:33,660 Here's your new room, baby. 295 00:21:33,726 --> 00:21:36,863 Wow, Grandma, this is nice. Oh, good. 296 00:21:39,065 --> 00:21:41,468 Hey, uh, Sophie didn't die in the bed, did she? 297 00:21:41,534 --> 00:21:43,570 Oh, no. Good, good, good. 298 00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:46,573 No. She fell out of bed and died right here. Ew! 299 00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:50,510 Oh, I am so happy that you're here, honey. 300 00:21:52,712 --> 00:21:55,415 Thank you so much, again. Sweet dreams, darling. 301 00:21:55,482 --> 00:21:57,650 Oh, thanks. Okay. 302 00:21:57,717 --> 00:22:00,820 - See you in the morning. - You sure will. 303 00:22:03,790 --> 00:22:05,725 Ew. 304 00:22:24,644 --> 00:22:27,179 I died on the floor, 305 00:22:27,246 --> 00:22:30,817 and nobody helped me. 306 00:22:30,883 --> 00:22:34,854 You have got to be fucking shitting me. 307 00:22:34,921 --> 00:22:40,527 Oh, it's so cold when you're dead. 308 00:22:40,593 --> 00:22:42,429 I swear to God I would have helped you, Sophie. 309 00:22:42,495 --> 00:22:44,697 Please don't kill me. I would have helped you. I just wasn't here-- 310 00:22:44,764 --> 00:22:47,266 - Gotcha! - Oh, my God! 311 00:22:49,335 --> 00:22:52,839 - You scaredy-cat. - What the hell are you doing, Grandma? 312 00:22:52,905 --> 00:22:55,141 Well, I told you we were going to have fun. 313 00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:57,944 Yeah. Sweetie? 314 00:22:58,010 --> 00:23:00,947 Uh-huh? Don't curse. You're better than that. 315 00:23:01,013 --> 00:23:05,952 Okay. Fuck! 316 00:23:06,018 --> 00:23:08,788 That's fucking crazy. 317 00:23:13,660 --> 00:23:17,630 Oh, God. What is happening? 318 00:23:17,697 --> 00:23:20,467 What the-- 319 00:23:21,701 --> 00:23:25,438 What? Come on. Stop that. 320 00:23:25,505 --> 00:23:27,907 Why are you doing this to me? 321 00:23:30,342 --> 00:23:33,713 Thank you. Thank you. 322 00:23:33,780 --> 00:23:36,248 Thank you. Thank you. 323 00:23:36,315 --> 00:23:39,719 Oh, rise and shine. 324 00:23:39,786 --> 00:23:42,188 Go take a tinkle and be sure to wash your hands, 325 00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:45,157 - then come down and have breakfast. - Okay, Grandma. 326 00:23:50,597 --> 00:23:56,102 Wow! That was a great breakfast. 327 00:23:56,168 --> 00:23:58,638 Grandma, I'm going to go back to sleep now. 328 00:23:58,705 --> 00:24:00,540 Oh. Well, don't you have to go to work? 329 00:24:00,607 --> 00:24:03,342 Actually, I don't have to be at work for another three and a half hours. 330 00:24:03,409 --> 00:24:06,579 Oh, that's wonderful that you have all this extra time, 331 00:24:06,646 --> 00:24:09,381 because we really could use your help around the house. 332 00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:11,584 Oh, not a problem. What do you need me to do? 333 00:24:11,651 --> 00:24:15,287 Mmm, just a few chores. 334 00:24:29,135 --> 00:24:32,471 Here you go, honey. 335 00:25:05,905 --> 00:25:08,708 All right, you guys, I'm gonna need you to go all the way back... 336 00:25:08,775 --> 00:25:11,878 and recheck, starting with Level 1, okay? 337 00:25:11,944 --> 00:25:14,513 Kane, you are gonna take 1 through 3. 338 00:25:14,581 --> 00:25:19,118 - Whatever you need, Samantha. - Barry, you'll cover 4 through 6. 339 00:25:19,185 --> 00:25:21,821 Yeah, I can do that. No problem. You're great. 340 00:25:21,888 --> 00:25:25,625 Jeff, you're already working on 7 through 9, so why don't you just stick with those. 341 00:25:25,692 --> 00:25:27,827 Let's do it. 342 00:25:27,894 --> 00:25:31,297 The levels, I mean. Not sex. 343 00:25:31,363 --> 00:25:33,800 Sorry. All right. 344 00:25:33,866 --> 00:25:36,569 Alex, I need you to deal with 10 through 15, 345 00:25:36,636 --> 00:25:39,639 because those are the real problem levels and-- 346 00:25:39,706 --> 00:25:42,842 Is he sleeping? 347 00:25:42,909 --> 00:25:44,844 Yes, and possibly shitting his pants. 348 00:25:44,911 --> 00:25:47,479 Wake up, dude. 349 00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:49,916 No chores, Grandma! 350 00:25:49,982 --> 00:25:53,019 Nice rip, Alex. 351 00:25:53,085 --> 00:25:55,822 Rip what? 352 00:25:55,888 --> 00:25:58,024 All right, you guys. Come on. Get to work. It's crunch time. 353 00:25:58,090 --> 00:26:01,127 Seriously, rip what? Why are you so tired? 354 00:26:01,193 --> 00:26:03,596 Uh, maybe 'cause I was with three chicks last night. 355 00:26:03,663 --> 00:26:06,132 Something you'd know nothing about. 356 00:26:06,198 --> 00:26:10,502 Excuse you. Hey, look, it's Bono's brother. 357 00:26:10,569 --> 00:26:12,839 So how'd the loser conference go? 358 00:26:12,905 --> 00:26:15,975 Those losers are gonna make sure your game releases on time. 359 00:26:16,042 --> 00:26:19,145 Oh, no, of course. Uh, they're-- they're the best. 360 00:26:20,713 --> 00:26:24,416 I want to get you a black cobra. 361 00:26:24,483 --> 00:26:26,786 Just to go around the neck. 362 00:26:26,853 --> 00:26:30,222 J.P., I got to stay on top of these guys. 363 00:26:32,859 --> 00:26:35,361 Please get on top of me. 364 00:26:45,337 --> 00:26:48,641 Here, honey, I made you some Jell-O with no fruit... 365 00:26:48,708 --> 00:26:50,609 'cause I know how much you hate it. 366 00:26:50,677 --> 00:26:53,780 And you got cheese and crackers and some chocolate milk to wash it all down. 367 00:26:53,846 --> 00:26:57,183 That's great. Thank you. Oh, what's this? 368 00:26:57,249 --> 00:27:00,419 Mmm, this is a video game I'm making. 369 00:27:00,486 --> 00:27:03,990 It's kind of like a side project. Oh, good for you, honey. 370 00:27:04,056 --> 00:27:07,459 - Hey, you want to play it? - Well, I don't know. 371 00:27:07,526 --> 00:27:10,596 Okay. 372 00:27:10,663 --> 00:27:12,865 You are so talented. 373 00:27:12,932 --> 00:27:16,568 I remember the birdhouse you made way back at grade school. 374 00:27:16,635 --> 00:27:20,707 This is a little more violent than the birdhouse. It's called "Demonik." 375 00:27:20,773 --> 00:27:25,077 You play a demon who's been summoned from hell to clean out this meth lab. 376 00:27:25,144 --> 00:27:27,780 Space shuttle. 377 00:27:27,847 --> 00:27:30,482 So... this helps you look around. 378 00:27:30,549 --> 00:27:35,021 This button is to punch. This is to jump. This is to duck. 379 00:27:35,087 --> 00:27:37,790 This right trigger brings up your magic spell menu. 380 00:27:37,857 --> 00:27:40,392 And the left trigger lets you use your magic spells. 381 00:27:40,459 --> 00:27:42,729 H-H-How do you make him walk? 382 00:27:42,795 --> 00:27:44,864 Oh, that's this stick right here. This here? 383 00:27:44,931 --> 00:27:46,933 Oh, there you go. Oh, yeah, walk over here. 384 00:27:46,999 --> 00:27:51,637 Okay, go in this room. Okay, use your telekinesis power to lift those objects. 385 00:27:51,704 --> 00:27:53,505 I don't see a telephone anywhere. 386 00:27:53,572 --> 00:27:56,675 No, no. It's like a mind power. Hit the red button. Red. 387 00:27:56,743 --> 00:27:59,045 Ooh, perfect. 388 00:27:59,111 --> 00:28:01,580 Okay, you know what, use your fireballs to blow a hole in that wall. 389 00:28:01,647 --> 00:28:04,383 - Uh, f-f-fire. - Yeah, yeah, that's great. That's great. 390 00:28:04,450 --> 00:28:08,020 - Go in there. Go in there. - Is this a good or a bad guy? 391 00:28:08,087 --> 00:28:10,022 Uh, that's a bad guy. He's a drug dealer. Kill him. 392 00:28:10,089 --> 00:28:13,292 Oh. Oh, I hate violence. But, oh, drugs are bad. 393 00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:17,196 - Wow! - Ooh, nice Death Spike. 394 00:28:17,263 --> 00:28:19,799 Okay, now go in here and use your lightning to blow up those barrels. 395 00:28:20,900 --> 00:28:23,870 Ooh! Oh, isn't that pretty? 396 00:28:23,936 --> 00:28:26,005 Yeah. Oh, this is fun. 397 00:28:26,072 --> 00:28:28,374 Hey, wow, you got to a checkpoint. 398 00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:30,777 Is that good? Yeah. 399 00:28:33,045 --> 00:28:34,981 Well, so that's my game. 400 00:28:35,047 --> 00:28:38,017 And, uh, you know what, I have a little more work to do, so if you want to just-- 401 00:28:38,084 --> 00:28:42,855 Uh-uh. Wait your turn. I'm on a roll here. Ooh. 402 00:28:42,922 --> 00:28:45,591 Take that, you dirty dopers. 403 00:28:45,657 --> 00:28:50,496 Hey, you know what, Grandma? Um, I actually have to go see a friend and get some stuff. 404 00:28:50,562 --> 00:28:54,934 So, uh, you keep playing, and I'll see you later. 405 00:28:55,001 --> 00:28:57,837 Love you. Oh. 406 00:29:10,917 --> 00:29:13,953 I can't believe there are people in this world who still don't have cable. 407 00:29:17,623 --> 00:29:20,326 Dr. Shakalu gets it. Yeah, he does. 408 00:29:20,392 --> 00:29:22,761 Anyways, here's a black box that gets all the channels, 409 00:29:22,829 --> 00:29:25,331 plus pay-per-view and a bunch of extra wires. 410 00:29:25,397 --> 00:29:28,134 Just don't let a cop see it or Grandma's doing some time. 411 00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:31,403 So, uh, how do you two know each other? 412 00:29:31,470 --> 00:29:34,040 I met the doctor at a cockfight in Pomona. 413 00:29:34,106 --> 00:29:36,909 He's hooking me up with the lion. It comes tomorrow. Great. 414 00:29:36,976 --> 00:29:42,114 Plus, he brought over some crazy Zimbabwean weed that'll turn you into a deer. 415 00:29:44,083 --> 00:29:47,854 You know that lions eat deer, right? 416 00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:52,024 That's true, kid. Doctor, we got to be careful. 417 00:29:53,993 --> 00:29:56,028 Oh, shit. I've been here three hours? 418 00:29:56,095 --> 00:29:58,530 I don't have antlers, do I? No. You're cool, bro. 419 00:29:58,597 --> 00:30:02,268 - Thanks for all this. - And, Doctor? 420 00:30:03,702 --> 00:30:06,906 Ooh, sorry. Anytime, kid. 421 00:30:26,392 --> 00:30:31,397 Oh, yes! Finally, a roommate who goes shopping. 422 00:30:31,463 --> 00:30:34,000 Chicken cutlet. 423 00:30:34,066 --> 00:30:36,102 Spaghetti with garlic bread. 424 00:30:36,168 --> 00:30:38,637 Oh, my God, the wings to go with the breast. 425 00:30:38,704 --> 00:30:42,008 I don't know what you are, but I'm gonna fucking eat you too. 426 00:30:51,383 --> 00:30:54,620 Of course she doesn't have a microwave. She's fucking 100. 427 00:31:15,874 --> 00:31:18,010 Ooh. 428 00:31:18,877 --> 00:31:21,547 Yeah, Dante. 429 00:31:21,613 --> 00:31:24,216 Let's see, let's see. 430 00:31:25,918 --> 00:31:28,654 Good night, my friend. Sleep well. 431 00:31:31,690 --> 00:31:33,625 Ooh! 432 00:31:37,896 --> 00:31:39,932 Ooh, dinnertime. 433 00:31:39,999 --> 00:31:45,371 Oh, fucking bitch, cock-sucking-fucker-ass-fuck! 434 00:31:45,437 --> 00:31:47,906 Oh! Goddamn it! 435 00:31:58,817 --> 00:32:01,087 Let me guess. Was your dick on fire? 436 00:32:01,153 --> 00:32:03,089 Yeah. Hey, Jeff. 437 00:32:03,155 --> 00:32:05,057 Oh, hey, Alex. Hey. 438 00:32:05,124 --> 00:32:09,128 So, um, I-I finished my first level last night. How far are you, Alex? 439 00:32:09,195 --> 00:32:11,830 Does it look like I got any levels done last night? 440 00:32:11,897 --> 00:32:13,799 Oh, my God. Geez. That's crazy. 441 00:32:13,865 --> 00:32:16,468 Wait, wait. Don't tell me your roommates did that to you. 442 00:32:17,769 --> 00:32:19,838 Yeah. Yeah. I-It was my roommates. 443 00:32:19,905 --> 00:32:23,342 They, uh-- They're crazy. They're crazy. They tied me up. 444 00:32:23,409 --> 00:32:26,412 I was like one of those, uh, calves at the rodeo, all helpless. 445 00:32:26,478 --> 00:32:30,716 And you know what? Just when I was about to scream for the police, I came. 446 00:32:30,782 --> 00:32:33,085 - Ohh! - And-And that felt nice. 447 00:32:33,152 --> 00:32:35,454 That is nuts. That is so hot. 448 00:32:35,521 --> 00:32:39,225 Hey, you guys. Kane, can you take a look at that for me? Thanks. 449 00:32:39,291 --> 00:32:41,393 Whoa. Alex, what happened? 450 00:32:41,460 --> 00:32:44,563 There was a fire and I was-- I was trying to save it from this baby-- 451 00:32:44,630 --> 00:32:47,166 No, he's banging his three roommates. They tied him up last night. 452 00:32:47,233 --> 00:32:49,268 They had crazy orgies, like, all week. 453 00:32:49,335 --> 00:32:51,637 I don't know what they're talking about. They're just joking. 454 00:32:51,703 --> 00:32:53,639 No, we're not. You literally just told us that. 455 00:32:53,705 --> 00:32:56,075 Yeah, well, I don't think that's very smart, 456 00:32:56,142 --> 00:32:58,210 considering you work with your hands. Yeah. 457 00:32:58,277 --> 00:33:01,647 May I see you in my office for a minute, please? Yeah. 458 00:33:02,781 --> 00:33:05,451 - Ooh! - Busted! 459 00:33:05,517 --> 00:33:08,154 You are so fired. You guys are assholes. 460 00:33:08,220 --> 00:33:10,589 - Bye. - Hey, you know what? I-I forgot something. 461 00:33:10,656 --> 00:33:12,491 What? This. 462 00:33:12,558 --> 00:33:15,061 Oh, my God! Are you serious? 463 00:33:15,127 --> 00:33:17,196 I think he fucking shattered it. 464 00:33:25,204 --> 00:33:29,808 All right. Look, Alex, this game has to get finished. 465 00:33:29,875 --> 00:33:33,512 And you are the most experienced guy I have here. I'm really counting on you. 466 00:33:33,579 --> 00:33:37,883 My hands being burnt will not affect me finishing my levels at all. 467 00:33:37,949 --> 00:33:40,386 Well, I sure hope it doesn't. 468 00:33:40,452 --> 00:33:42,388 It won't. 469 00:33:45,124 --> 00:33:49,528 You know, you seem really out of place in the video game world. 470 00:33:49,595 --> 00:33:53,432 - Why? 'Cause I'm a woman? - No, 'cause you're a really hot woman, 471 00:33:53,499 --> 00:33:55,567 and you are swimming in a sea of virgins. 472 00:33:55,634 --> 00:33:59,971 Well, that is very flattering and revealing, Alex. 473 00:34:00,038 --> 00:34:02,208 Look, I know you think I'm really hot too, 474 00:34:02,274 --> 00:34:04,743 and you want to go out with me after work and get a drink. 475 00:34:04,810 --> 00:34:08,447 But I have this very serious deadline that my boss gave me. 476 00:34:08,514 --> 00:34:11,850 So until I finish my levels, I can't have any distractions. 477 00:34:11,917 --> 00:34:16,122 - I guess I'll just have to suffer until then. - Sorry. 478 00:34:16,188 --> 00:34:19,258 Mr. Cheezle on line two. I have to take this. 479 00:34:19,325 --> 00:34:21,760 Avoid his tea parties. 480 00:34:21,827 --> 00:34:23,829 Hello. 481 00:34:29,435 --> 00:34:31,703 What are you doing, J.P.? 482 00:34:34,473 --> 00:34:36,842 Just thinking about my game. 483 00:34:36,908 --> 00:34:38,644 Huh. How's that going? 484 00:34:40,779 --> 00:34:43,149 People will bow to it. 485 00:34:45,584 --> 00:34:47,653 All right. That-That's creepy. 486 00:34:50,389 --> 00:34:52,691 I hate your face. 487 00:34:58,664 --> 00:35:00,566 Did you say something? 488 00:35:05,171 --> 00:35:07,573 You're fucking weird. 489 00:35:13,945 --> 00:35:16,282 How can he see me? 490 00:35:17,983 --> 00:35:21,787 Before we can roast it, I want to get the heat in the pan nice and high. 491 00:35:21,853 --> 00:35:24,623 And we're going to salt and pepper the pork-- 492 00:35:24,690 --> 00:35:28,594 Hello, ladies. Enjoying the new cable? 493 00:35:28,660 --> 00:35:31,463 Some of the places do with string, some of the places do with a net. 494 00:35:31,530 --> 00:35:33,399 You like that cooking channel, huh, Grandma? 495 00:35:33,465 --> 00:35:36,034 And it's all food, all day. 496 00:35:36,101 --> 00:35:38,837 That's all they do, is they make food. 497 00:35:38,904 --> 00:35:41,039 I want to eat the TV. 498 00:35:41,106 --> 00:35:45,911 Thanks a lot, Alex. Maybe tomorrow you can introduce them to heroin. 499 00:35:45,977 --> 00:35:49,181 - ...- with a label on it. - It's very rare to see a beer stein-- 500 00:35:49,248 --> 00:35:51,383 What's this? Antiques Roadshow. 501 00:35:51,450 --> 00:35:53,552 What's that? Oh, it's great. 502 00:35:53,619 --> 00:35:56,622 People a take in crap and then find out it's worth a lot of money. 503 00:35:56,688 --> 00:35:59,391 Move over, Bea. 504 00:36:01,593 --> 00:36:04,296 I'm an antique. Yes, you are, Bea. 505 00:36:04,363 --> 00:36:07,599 King Gambrinus, who is the patron saint of beer-- 506 00:36:07,666 --> 00:36:11,136 So, ladies, I kind of need to use the televi-- 507 00:36:11,203 --> 00:36:13,839 Shh! Go read your Playgirl or something. 508 00:36:15,607 --> 00:36:19,311 $4,000 for a beer mug? That's ridiculous. 509 00:36:19,378 --> 00:36:22,714 And we'll be right back as the Antiques Roadshow marathon continues. 510 00:36:22,781 --> 00:36:24,916 Marathon? Fuck me. 511 00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:31,189 Come on. 512 00:36:31,257 --> 00:36:34,293 Ooh. Hi. You're dead. Bye-bye. 513 00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:38,364 What's up? J-dog. 514 00:36:38,430 --> 00:36:40,966 Hey, J-dork, it's Alex. What's going on, shit lips? 515 00:36:41,032 --> 00:36:44,503 Uh, not much. Look, I need you to do me a huge favor. 516 00:36:44,570 --> 00:36:47,239 You're not jerking off on my dad. Ha, ha. Very funny. 517 00:36:47,306 --> 00:36:51,142 No, I really need your help. Do you think you can do some of my levels? 518 00:36:51,209 --> 00:36:53,178 What? No. Why can't you do them? 519 00:36:53,245 --> 00:36:56,415 Look, my roommates won't let me get any work done. They're insane. 520 00:36:56,482 --> 00:37:00,252 They won't stop watching... porn. 521 00:37:00,319 --> 00:37:04,089 I can't get anything done. They're total nymphos. You got to help me. 522 00:37:04,155 --> 00:37:06,157 You're dead to me. Over. 523 00:37:06,224 --> 00:37:08,694 Oh. Jeff's a good friend. 524 00:37:10,061 --> 00:37:13,265 Uh, this is not an ordinary Tiffany lamp. 525 00:37:13,332 --> 00:37:16,167 This one is a fish lamp. 526 00:37:16,234 --> 00:37:19,505 You can see that there are fish swimming. 527 00:37:19,571 --> 00:37:23,742 The glass that these fish are-- 528 00:37:23,809 --> 00:37:26,177 It's 6:00 already? 529 00:37:26,244 --> 00:37:30,482 Ooh! Okay, I'll make you some breakfast before you do your chores. 530 00:37:30,549 --> 00:37:32,784 Oh, no, no, no, Grandma, don't worry. No. 531 00:37:34,286 --> 00:37:37,523 I'm not that hungry. I was going to go into work early also. 532 00:37:37,589 --> 00:37:39,725 I don't-- I don't have time to do any chores today. 533 00:37:39,791 --> 00:37:42,193 Oh, it's just a couple of things, sweetie. 534 00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:44,296 Do you know how to use a sandblaster? 535 00:37:48,099 --> 00:37:50,135 Where did you get that? 536 00:37:50,201 --> 00:37:54,373 Oh, well, there was a break in the marathon on TV, so I did some of your laundry. 537 00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:59,244 I found that vase in your bag and, well, it smelled terrible, so I cleaned it. 538 00:37:59,311 --> 00:38:01,347 Doesn't it look nice? 539 00:38:02,814 --> 00:38:05,484 Thanks. 540 00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:13,892 Fruit cup? Nice. Way to go, Mom. 541 00:38:13,959 --> 00:38:16,528 Challenge. 542 00:38:16,595 --> 00:38:20,298 Quiet, Bobby. Can't you see Alex is sleeping? He's not taking challenges. 543 00:38:20,366 --> 00:38:23,402 No. I'm challenging you, Jeff. 544 00:38:23,469 --> 00:38:25,537 To what game? 545 00:38:25,604 --> 00:38:28,507 A little "Dance Dance Revolution." 546 00:38:28,574 --> 00:38:30,676 That's great, Bobby, 547 00:38:30,742 --> 00:38:34,646 but we don't have "Dance Dance Revolution," so you're dumb. 548 00:38:36,415 --> 00:38:40,719 Ultramix 2! When the hell did we get this? 549 00:38:40,786 --> 00:38:42,954 It just came in this morning. 550 00:38:43,021 --> 00:38:45,991 Suddenly, you're not such a big shit-talker anymore, are you, Jeff? 551 00:38:46,057 --> 00:38:48,927 Looks like my days are numbered here at Brainasium. 552 00:38:48,994 --> 00:38:52,030 Well, can you at least go first so I can see what I'm doing? 553 00:38:52,097 --> 00:38:55,300 Oh, with pleasure. 554 00:38:55,367 --> 00:38:57,569 Yeah, lose the Woody Allen jacket. 555 00:39:02,441 --> 00:39:05,377 Dreamin', dreamin', groovin', if you know what I mean. 556 00:39:05,444 --> 00:39:07,413 It's movin' on the scene. All right. 557 00:39:31,570 --> 00:39:34,440 Oh, how the mighty have fallen. 558 00:39:34,506 --> 00:39:38,677 Good stuff, Bobby. Nice moves. That was hot. 559 00:39:38,744 --> 00:39:42,581 Well, let's see what we got here. Hmm. 560 00:39:47,553 --> 00:39:49,821 Are you ready? Dance! 561 00:40:02,267 --> 00:40:06,572 You're gonna break the game, you're so good! 562 00:40:15,046 --> 00:40:20,185 Whoo! That game is fun! Oh, my God! 563 00:40:20,251 --> 00:40:23,154 A new high score. What does "high score" mean? 564 00:40:23,221 --> 00:40:25,423 New high score. Is that bad? 565 00:40:25,491 --> 00:40:28,594 What does that mean? Did I break it? 566 00:41:05,997 --> 00:41:07,899 Hey, J.P. 567 00:41:09,735 --> 00:41:13,104 - Do-Do you have a second? 568 00:41:13,171 --> 00:41:15,040 You didn't knock, Kane. 569 00:41:15,106 --> 00:41:19,210 I did. But I think that the music was a little loud. 570 00:41:19,277 --> 00:41:21,279 Are you afraid of it? 571 00:41:21,346 --> 00:41:24,683 No. I-- I just don't like techno. 572 00:41:24,750 --> 00:41:28,153 You would if you had robot ears. 573 00:41:28,219 --> 00:41:31,823 Yeah, I guess. 574 00:41:31,890 --> 00:41:35,561 Anyway, I had a suggestion for "Eternal Death Slayer." 575 00:41:35,627 --> 00:41:37,462 - You know the dwarves in-- - Three. 576 00:41:37,529 --> 00:41:39,531 What? 577 00:41:39,598 --> 00:41:42,400 "Eternal Death Slayer 3." 578 00:41:42,467 --> 00:41:44,870 Three. Sorry. 579 00:41:44,936 --> 00:41:47,873 Anyway, don't you think that the dwarves on Level 4... 580 00:41:47,939 --> 00:41:51,376 look a little too similar to the elves on Level 6? 581 00:41:51,442 --> 00:41:53,178 Might be a little too confusing. 582 00:41:53,244 --> 00:41:55,380 Well, that's an interesting theory, Kane. 583 00:41:55,446 --> 00:41:59,217 But redesigning all those characters at this stage would be way too expensive. 584 00:41:59,284 --> 00:42:03,822 I agree. But what if you just rendered them a different color? 585 00:42:03,889 --> 00:42:06,024 You know, that would be cheap and quick. 586 00:42:06,091 --> 00:42:10,095 Uh-- Leave the decisions to me, Kane. 587 00:42:10,161 --> 00:42:14,132 There's a reason why I'm the creator of E.D.S. 3 and you're just a tester. 588 00:42:14,199 --> 00:42:17,569 I just-- 589 00:42:17,636 --> 00:42:19,771 Eject. 590 00:42:31,783 --> 00:42:36,187 He had a good idea. Shut up. Mind your own business. 591 00:42:45,631 --> 00:42:47,565 May I speak to you, my lady? 592 00:42:47,633 --> 00:42:49,868 Uh, yeah. I guess. 593 00:42:49,935 --> 00:42:52,638 But could you please knock next time? 594 00:42:52,704 --> 00:42:55,006 And what is it with this "my lady" stuff? 595 00:42:55,073 --> 00:42:57,208 What are you, a knight of the Round Table? Come on. 596 00:42:57,275 --> 00:42:59,444 Sorry. 597 00:42:59,510 --> 00:43:03,114 - What was that? - Uh, nothing. Nothing. 598 00:43:03,181 --> 00:43:06,351 I just came to tell you that I noticed the dwarves on Level 4... 599 00:43:06,417 --> 00:43:09,755 and elves on Level 6 of E.D.S. 3 look way too similar. 600 00:43:09,821 --> 00:43:11,790 Could be confusing to some. 601 00:43:11,857 --> 00:43:15,727 Well, uh, what do you want me to do? I can't push the deadline any further. 602 00:43:15,794 --> 00:43:18,997 Well, you wouldn't have to if you just rendered them different colors. 603 00:43:19,064 --> 00:43:22,133 Be cheap and wouldn't take more a than a day or two. 604 00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:24,770 Yeah. Yeah, we can definitely do that. 605 00:43:24,836 --> 00:43:28,106 That... is a great idea. 606 00:43:28,173 --> 00:43:30,742 Those are the only kind I have. 607 00:43:33,078 --> 00:43:37,415 There's a symposium on nanotechnology tomorrow at UCLA, 3:00 p.m. 608 00:43:37,482 --> 00:43:39,384 - I thought maybe-- - J.P. 609 00:43:39,450 --> 00:43:42,020 - Yeah? - I'm working. 610 00:43:42,087 --> 00:43:44,956 Right. I am too. I just-- 611 00:43:45,023 --> 00:43:47,225 I just thought I'd let you know. 612 00:43:47,292 --> 00:43:51,296 I think that everybody should know. You should probably make that a memo. 613 00:43:51,362 --> 00:43:54,766 - ASAP. - ASAP. Gotcha. 614 00:44:07,178 --> 00:44:10,816 Hey, dude. What's up, guys? What did weirdo say about the elves? 615 00:44:10,882 --> 00:44:13,852 Shot it down. What? Really? That was a good idea. 616 00:44:13,919 --> 00:44:17,155 No, it wasn't. I'm a piece of shit. I suck. 617 00:44:17,222 --> 00:44:19,290 Relax, Kane. You're not a piece of shit. 618 00:44:19,357 --> 00:44:21,492 Just run it by Alex. Maybe he'll talk to J.P. 619 00:44:25,230 --> 00:44:28,666 You'll have to wake him up out of his sex coma first. 620 00:44:28,734 --> 00:44:33,138 He gives me a reason to live. Him and all those stink-ass hos. 621 00:44:33,204 --> 00:44:36,074 Dude, he's living a fantasy. It's so awesome. 622 00:44:36,141 --> 00:44:39,177 No! You guys, it's not awesome, okay? 623 00:44:39,244 --> 00:44:41,980 Our report is due tomorrow and he hasn't even started it. 624 00:44:42,047 --> 00:44:44,315 All right? If he doesn't finish it, were totally f'ed. 625 00:44:47,652 --> 00:44:49,755 Crap. That's Alex's intercom. 626 00:44:54,359 --> 00:44:57,195 - Hello? - Delivery at the front desk for you, Alex. 627 00:44:57,262 --> 00:45:00,799 Cool! I hope it's a naked dude with a boner. What? 628 00:45:00,866 --> 00:45:04,502 Nothing. Send it back. 629 00:45:04,569 --> 00:45:08,840 Come on. Let's find Alex's desk. God bless us, every one. 630 00:45:08,907 --> 00:45:11,109 May I help you ladies? Are you looking for Alex? 631 00:45:11,176 --> 00:45:15,513 Yes. I'm Alex's grandmother Lilly, and these are his roommates. 632 00:45:15,580 --> 00:45:17,482 This is Grace and that's Bea. 633 00:45:19,918 --> 00:45:23,321 Well, it's a pleasure to meet you ladies. Thank you. 634 00:45:23,388 --> 00:45:26,224 We thought it would be nice to bring him a nice homemade lunch. 635 00:45:26,291 --> 00:45:28,259 Oh, that's very sweet. Well, I'm Samantha. 636 00:45:28,326 --> 00:45:30,228 Come on. I'll show you where he works. Okay. 637 00:45:33,865 --> 00:45:36,768 You're dying. 638 00:45:37,836 --> 00:45:40,738 - Hey, Jeff. - Hi. 639 00:45:40,806 --> 00:45:42,974 Is Alex around? He has some visitors. 640 00:45:43,041 --> 00:45:46,111 Uh, no. No, he's not. Hi, ladies. 641 00:45:46,177 --> 00:45:48,179 Did you go to high school with Alex? 642 00:45:50,081 --> 00:45:51,983 Thank you. 643 00:45:52,050 --> 00:45:54,719 We're his roommates. 644 00:45:58,323 --> 00:46:01,827 You're the reason Alex has been tired all week? 645 00:46:01,893 --> 00:46:03,862 We have been sort of rough on him, 646 00:46:03,929 --> 00:46:06,464 but he is kind of soft, if you know what I mean. 647 00:46:06,531 --> 00:46:09,134 Well, we're not used to having a man in the house, 648 00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:12,103 so I guess we-- we ride him pretty hard. 649 00:46:12,170 --> 00:46:15,540 - Oh! That is so gnarly. - So where is he? 650 00:46:15,606 --> 00:46:17,475 Uh, I haven't seen him. 651 00:46:17,542 --> 00:46:19,878 He's definitely not under his desk sleeping. That's a fact. 652 00:46:19,945 --> 00:46:24,215 Well, he's probably working hard somewhere. 653 00:46:24,282 --> 00:46:26,517 Could you please just give him his lunch... 654 00:46:26,584 --> 00:46:30,655 and tell him that I've had such fun playing with his new toy all morning. 655 00:46:30,721 --> 00:46:34,792 - And when he comes home later, he can play with me. - Oh, my gosh! 656 00:46:34,860 --> 00:46:36,995 - I'm gonna barf. - That is so repulsive. 657 00:46:37,062 --> 00:46:39,764 All right! That's enough. I'm-I'm here. 658 00:46:39,831 --> 00:46:42,367 - Well, there you are. - Hi, Grandma. 659 00:46:42,433 --> 00:46:46,371 - We missed you. - I was somewhere else, working hard on something. 660 00:46:46,437 --> 00:46:50,008 - Dude, what is going on? - This is my grandmother. 661 00:46:50,075 --> 00:46:52,477 Hello. These are her two roommates. 662 00:46:52,543 --> 00:46:55,513 I've been living with them for the last week. 663 00:46:55,580 --> 00:46:58,884 Okay. 664 00:46:58,950 --> 00:47:00,886 Hi, Grandma, ladies. Hi. 665 00:47:00,952 --> 00:47:04,856 Good to know. Dude. 666 00:47:04,923 --> 00:47:07,258 Jerking off on my mom is one thing, 667 00:47:07,325 --> 00:47:09,961 but bangin' your grandmother and her roommates? 668 00:47:10,028 --> 00:47:13,331 That's like... legendary. You're an idiot. 669 00:47:13,398 --> 00:47:15,766 Hey, y-you know what, ladies? Uh, why don't I-- 670 00:47:15,833 --> 00:47:18,803 Come on. I'll walk you out. No, we're gonna go this way, Bea. 671 00:47:18,870 --> 00:47:20,838 Oh, my God. 672 00:47:20,906 --> 00:47:22,974 Holy crap. Dildo lunch? 673 00:47:23,041 --> 00:47:26,577 Sometimes they're marked like this first one, which is by Llewellyn. 674 00:47:26,644 --> 00:47:32,217 Sometimes they're not. Sometimes they're just great style, like this one, um-- 675 00:47:32,283 --> 00:47:34,319 Oh. Hi, sweetheart. Hey, Grandma. 676 00:47:35,853 --> 00:47:39,324 Hey, Bea. You know, you guys should probably go to bed early. 677 00:47:39,390 --> 00:47:42,160 You have a busy day tomorrow. What do you mean? 678 00:47:42,227 --> 00:47:44,295 I don't have any plans. No. 679 00:47:44,362 --> 00:47:47,232 I just figured you wanna be well-rested if you're gonna go to... 680 00:47:47,298 --> 00:47:49,968 Antiques Roadshow. 681 00:47:50,035 --> 00:47:53,404 Oh! Alex, you're an angel. 682 00:47:53,471 --> 00:47:59,277 Oh, you can stay as long as you like and love any man you choose. 683 00:47:59,344 --> 00:48:01,779 Pamela Mills here in Van Nuys, 684 00:48:01,846 --> 00:48:05,917 where a rare breed of African lion was captured in a residential neighborhood. 685 00:48:05,984 --> 00:48:09,120 Sir, what was going through your head when you came upon the lion? 686 00:48:09,187 --> 00:48:11,189 This shit is fuckin' crazy. 687 00:48:11,256 --> 00:48:14,159 I don't even know how a lion got into the neighborhood. 688 00:48:14,225 --> 00:48:16,294 I heard some growlin' and shit out in the yard. 689 00:48:16,361 --> 00:48:19,664 So my roommate and I, we go to check the shit out. 690 00:48:19,730 --> 00:48:23,801 I look up in the tree, and there's the fucking king of the jungle! 691 00:48:23,868 --> 00:48:27,772 You know, you ladies should really get some sleep. Ooh. Yes, that's right. 692 00:48:27,838 --> 00:48:31,142 We need our beauty sleep because we have to get a lot of things appraised. 693 00:48:31,209 --> 00:48:33,311 Come on, Bea. Come on. 694 00:48:33,378 --> 00:48:37,248 It was starin' right at me. I almost shit my fuckin' pants. 695 00:48:37,315 --> 00:48:39,450 So I ran inside and called the 5-0. 696 00:48:39,517 --> 00:48:42,487 Good night, ladies. 697 00:48:44,255 --> 00:48:46,124 Time to get some levels done. 698 00:49:03,708 --> 00:49:06,911 Okay. Okay, okay. All right. Maybe we can just divide up the levels... 699 00:49:06,978 --> 00:49:09,080 and just do them right now. 700 00:49:09,147 --> 00:49:13,551 There's no time. We're screwed. 701 00:49:13,618 --> 00:49:15,886 Are we gonna get fired? 702 00:49:15,953 --> 00:49:18,389 I mean, you might. We won't. 703 00:49:18,456 --> 00:49:20,625 Boy, I hope I do. 704 00:49:20,691 --> 00:49:23,561 I'm a worthless asshole who deserves to die young. 705 00:49:26,331 --> 00:49:31,302 Easy, Kane. He'll be here, you guys. Relax. Have faith. 706 00:49:31,369 --> 00:49:33,971 Don't slit your wrists, Kane. I'm here. 707 00:49:34,039 --> 00:49:36,974 Gentlemen, Levels 10 through 15, all done. 708 00:49:37,042 --> 00:49:39,210 Oh, my God. I told you. 709 00:49:39,277 --> 00:49:42,380 All right! Who wants a piece of the gray bush? 710 00:49:44,315 --> 00:49:47,218 Still think I should die. 711 00:49:58,096 --> 00:50:00,631 Thank you. Thank you. 712 00:50:02,300 --> 00:50:04,435 Hopefully, that'll keep away the bad-energy troll. 713 00:50:05,870 --> 00:50:07,638 Samantha, what's the latest? 714 00:50:07,705 --> 00:50:12,210 Well, Mr. Cheezle, not only have these guys found all the bugs, 715 00:50:12,277 --> 00:50:14,445 but we have detailed instructions on how to fix 'em. 716 00:50:14,512 --> 00:50:16,947 - We're back on schedule. - Phenomenal. 717 00:50:17,014 --> 00:50:18,983 Phenomenal. Great energy. 718 00:50:19,050 --> 00:50:21,652 Great energy. 719 00:50:21,719 --> 00:50:23,521 I had a dream last night. 720 00:50:23,588 --> 00:50:28,159 I dreamt I was a dove flying over the sea. 721 00:50:29,660 --> 00:50:33,731 And then I dove into the ocean-- 722 00:50:33,798 --> 00:50:36,601 and I swam with the dolphins. 723 00:50:38,069 --> 00:50:41,439 I was two animals joined as one, 724 00:50:41,506 --> 00:50:44,109 which meant good things are coming. 725 00:50:44,175 --> 00:50:46,244 Good things. 726 00:50:48,946 --> 00:50:52,483 Samantha, why don't you take the guys out for dinner tonight, on Brainasium. 727 00:50:52,550 --> 00:50:54,385 Uh, sure. 728 00:50:54,452 --> 00:50:56,554 Yeah, Samantha. Take us out. 729 00:50:56,621 --> 00:51:00,024 - Yeah, let's fuckin' rage! - Rage? 730 00:51:00,091 --> 00:51:04,429 Uh, you know, Mr. Cheezle, fly with the seabirds or whatever you were talking about. 731 00:51:04,495 --> 00:51:09,134 Oh, okay. Okay. Fair enough. Yeah. Rage it up. Rage all you want. 732 00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:12,503 Good things are coming. Good things. 733 00:51:19,110 --> 00:51:21,746 - Hey, Samantha. - Hey. 734 00:51:21,812 --> 00:51:25,283 Look, sorry I can't make the dinner tonight. 735 00:51:25,350 --> 00:51:27,652 I just got the new season of Buffy on DVD, 736 00:51:27,718 --> 00:51:31,656 and I'm gonna kick it in my crib and watch the bonus features. 737 00:51:31,722 --> 00:51:35,660 Wow. I, uh, didn't even know that that came out. It hasn't yet. 738 00:51:35,726 --> 00:51:37,762 I know people. 739 00:51:37,828 --> 00:51:41,966 Cool. Well, you... have a long night ahead of you. 740 00:51:42,032 --> 00:51:45,703 If you want me to come, I totally will. Don't worry about it. 741 00:51:45,770 --> 00:51:48,206 Or if you wanna call me afterwards, you totally can, probably. 742 00:51:48,273 --> 00:51:50,441 Uh, you know, actually, I'm really tired, 743 00:51:50,508 --> 00:51:52,443 so I'm probably not gonna stay out so late. 744 00:51:52,510 --> 00:51:54,445 But, uh, I will definitely see you on Monday. 745 00:51:54,512 --> 00:51:59,417 Listen, uh, I realize that it must be really... 746 00:51:59,484 --> 00:52:02,920 intimidating to talk to me, you know. 747 00:52:02,987 --> 00:52:05,490 But underneath this genius, 748 00:52:06,524 --> 00:52:09,126 I'm simply a human, you know. 749 00:52:09,194 --> 00:52:11,229 But I'm working on that. 750 00:52:11,296 --> 00:52:13,264 J.P.? Yeah? 751 00:52:13,331 --> 00:52:15,466 I have to go. Okay. 752 00:52:19,970 --> 00:52:22,473 Drive safe. 753 00:52:28,846 --> 00:52:31,115 I have chosen our very best table for your party. 754 00:52:31,182 --> 00:52:34,118 Oh, thank you. You're welcome. This is our harmony table. 755 00:52:34,185 --> 00:52:36,554 Thank you. 756 00:52:38,256 --> 00:52:41,292 Take a look, please, at our very exclusive vitamin water list. 757 00:52:41,359 --> 00:52:44,462 Oh, I'll look at that, yeah. Enjoy the harmony. 758 00:52:47,965 --> 00:52:50,735 This is where we get to have our big dinner, huh? 759 00:52:50,801 --> 00:52:53,070 Mr. Cheezle picked it. There's a shocker. 760 00:52:53,137 --> 00:52:57,808 This menu sucks. The tofu cakes look kinda good, maybe? 761 00:52:57,875 --> 00:53:01,446 - Do they even have alcohol? - Actually, we don't serve alcohol. 762 00:53:01,512 --> 00:53:03,948 Bummer, I know. But, uh-- 763 00:53:04,014 --> 00:53:07,084 this must be your first time here at Our Lady Health. 764 00:53:07,151 --> 00:53:10,455 I'm Shylo. I'll be your waiter all day. 765 00:53:10,521 --> 00:53:13,224 I'm sorry. Did you say your name was Shylo? 766 00:53:13,291 --> 00:53:15,360 - Yeah, Shylo. - That's weird. 767 00:53:15,426 --> 00:53:17,262 - Jeff. - What? It's weird. 768 00:53:17,328 --> 00:53:18,663 He meant gay. Stop it. 769 00:53:18,729 --> 00:53:21,098 No alcohol? This place sucks. 770 00:53:21,165 --> 00:53:23,100 Hey, fella. Give it a chance. 771 00:53:23,167 --> 00:53:26,571 We do serve shots... of wheatgrass. 772 00:53:26,637 --> 00:53:29,106 That's cool, if you wanna be sober and vomit. 773 00:53:29,173 --> 00:53:32,843 Uh, excuse me, sir. What do you recommend for appetizers? 774 00:53:32,910 --> 00:53:37,147 Ooh, you know what everyone's buzzing about is the bean sprout quesadilla. Mmm. 775 00:53:37,214 --> 00:53:39,684 You know what? There's a Tommy burger right down the street. 776 00:53:39,750 --> 00:53:41,719 Let's just do that, you guys. That sounds good. 777 00:53:41,786 --> 00:53:44,489 Look, guys. Come on. I know the food's a little different here, 778 00:53:44,555 --> 00:53:47,458 but it's actually good and good for you. 779 00:53:47,525 --> 00:53:49,827 We don't serve it with any grease or fat. 780 00:53:49,894 --> 00:53:53,264 If we pay extra, could we maybe get some grease or fat? 781 00:53:53,331 --> 00:53:56,267 Do you have bathrooms or do I have to shit in the plant? 782 00:53:59,437 --> 00:54:03,508 Stupid fucking idiot, red-shirted ass. 783 00:54:03,574 --> 00:54:07,177 You guys think you're so fucking cool. Makes me sick! 784 00:54:07,244 --> 00:54:12,317 "Let's go make fun of the vegans and their crazy lifestyle. We're not hurting anyone." 785 00:54:12,383 --> 00:54:15,353 Go eat a hamburger and choke on a cow dick. 786 00:54:15,420 --> 00:54:20,391 Aw. Someone missed their yoga class this morning. Come on. Let's go. 787 00:54:20,458 --> 00:54:25,396 - Nice karma, "Guy-blow." - You said it wrong, stupid. It's Shylo. 788 00:54:28,666 --> 00:54:30,935 - We're really sorry, sir. - You were sweet. 789 00:54:32,570 --> 00:54:34,672 Thank you, Lilly. 790 00:54:34,739 --> 00:54:37,842 I still can't believe they appraised that footstool at $200, though. 791 00:54:37,908 --> 00:54:41,546 I know. Who would have thought that was early Victorian? 792 00:54:41,612 --> 00:54:44,281 I wanted to win some money. 793 00:54:44,349 --> 00:54:47,084 I tried to tell you that was an old piece of dried dog poop, 794 00:54:47,151 --> 00:54:50,521 but you didn't wanna believe me. Poop-poop-pi-doop. 795 00:54:51,756 --> 00:54:54,925 Hey. This tea has quite a kick. What is it? 796 00:54:54,992 --> 00:54:59,029 I'm not sure. I found this in one of Sophie's old tins, 797 00:54:59,096 --> 00:55:03,801 and I just thought it would be nice to do it in-- in her memory. 798 00:55:03,868 --> 00:55:05,870 Here's to you, Sophie. 799 00:55:16,914 --> 00:55:19,584 Come on, Kane. Call it! I'm winning! I'm winning! 800 00:55:19,650 --> 00:55:22,487 I'm winning! Please! Call it! Merry Christmas. 801 00:55:22,553 --> 00:55:27,191 Please! I can't breathe! It's not a joke! 802 00:55:27,257 --> 00:55:31,295 There is absolutely no way that you could ever beat me at any video game. 803 00:55:31,362 --> 00:55:33,230 Oh, really? Yeah. 804 00:55:33,297 --> 00:55:36,033 You know, while other girls growing up were playing with Barbies, 805 00:55:36,100 --> 00:55:38,469 I was beatin' my brothers at "Super Mario." 806 00:55:38,536 --> 00:55:41,005 Ooh, "Super Mario." Nice name-drop. 807 00:55:42,873 --> 00:55:46,577 - How long have you been a tester? - Like 10 years? 808 00:55:46,644 --> 00:55:49,714 Wow. I used to be an accountant. 809 00:55:51,081 --> 00:55:53,250 Then I woke up one day and realized I was miserable. 810 00:55:53,317 --> 00:55:55,986 So I walked into my boss's office and I said, "Dad, I quit." 811 00:55:56,053 --> 00:55:58,723 "Dad." Nice name-drop. 812 00:55:58,789 --> 00:56:01,158 At the end of the day, you have to do what you're passionate about. 813 00:56:01,225 --> 00:56:03,127 Exactly. 814 00:56:03,193 --> 00:56:05,329 Plus, you can't get stoned and be an accountant. 815 00:56:05,396 --> 00:56:08,399 Make too many mistakes, you lose people millions of dollars, you get fired. 816 00:56:08,466 --> 00:56:10,234 It's like-- 817 00:56:10,300 --> 00:56:13,337 Dude, can we go back to your grandma's house? I have to use the bathroom. 818 00:56:13,404 --> 00:56:16,073 We are not goin' to my grandma's house. Go pee in the alley. 819 00:56:16,140 --> 00:56:18,743 - I have to pee out of my ass. - Oh, man. 820 00:56:18,809 --> 00:56:22,447 You know what? It's too late to go to your grandma's house. I should get going anyway. 821 00:56:22,513 --> 00:56:25,583 No, no, no, no, no. It's not that late. It's right around the corner. We can totally go. 822 00:56:25,650 --> 00:56:28,118 It's an emergency. 823 00:56:28,185 --> 00:56:33,057 Now, remember. They're probably sleeping, so please be quiet. 824 00:56:33,123 --> 00:56:37,327 Think I hear voices. 825 00:56:37,394 --> 00:56:40,765 Is that Spanish? Número dos. Ándale. 826 00:56:59,049 --> 00:57:00,851 Hey, Grandma. 827 00:57:00,918 --> 00:57:04,489 I don't understand wha-- 828 00:57:04,555 --> 00:57:07,492 what these people are saying. 829 00:57:10,227 --> 00:57:12,196 Chi-Chi Zapata. 830 00:57:12,262 --> 00:57:14,999 Chi-Chi choochy loco-co. 831 00:57:16,734 --> 00:57:18,703 I didn't know you were bringin' people. 832 00:57:18,769 --> 00:57:21,606 I would have... trimmed my antlers. 833 00:57:30,047 --> 00:57:34,351 Your grandma's hilarious. Yeah, she's not normally like this. 834 00:57:34,418 --> 00:57:36,554 Is that beer? Can I have one? 835 00:57:36,621 --> 00:57:38,556 Here, you can have all of them. Where's the bathroom? 836 00:57:38,623 --> 00:57:40,625 It's upstairs, to the left. 837 00:57:40,691 --> 00:57:43,193 Oh, I love that music. 838 00:57:45,195 --> 00:57:47,498 Come here, cutie. Oh, hey. 839 00:57:47,565 --> 00:57:50,367 Ow. My face. 840 00:57:53,303 --> 00:57:55,239 Hey. Hey, Grandma? 841 00:57:55,305 --> 00:57:58,075 Do you-- Do you think maybe I could talk to you in the kitchen for a second? 842 00:57:58,142 --> 00:58:01,145 Oh, sure, honey. I want a beer. Okay. 843 00:58:01,211 --> 00:58:03,447 Come on. Why don't we have that beer in the kitchen? 844 00:58:03,514 --> 00:58:05,683 Okay, honey. Woo-hoo. 845 00:58:05,750 --> 00:58:08,653 Here's a pill. 846 00:58:08,719 --> 00:58:12,757 Grandma, why aren't you in bed? 847 00:58:16,561 --> 00:58:20,130 Oop. Oh. Excuse me. 848 00:58:22,432 --> 00:58:25,836 Well, w-we were getting-- 849 00:58:25,903 --> 00:58:28,472 We were getting ready for bed, 850 00:58:28,539 --> 00:58:31,308 and-and then we had a pot of Sophie's tea. 851 00:58:31,375 --> 00:58:35,646 - What tea? - Sophie's tea, from the tin on her dresser. 852 00:58:35,713 --> 00:58:40,551 Oh, we thought it would be nice to-- to drink it in memory of Sophie. 853 00:58:41,919 --> 00:58:45,790 I can hear my hair growing. 854 00:58:47,792 --> 00:58:50,094 You want some soup? 855 00:58:51,261 --> 00:58:53,530 I-I'm okay, Grandma. 856 00:58:54,999 --> 00:58:59,670 My grandma drank all my pot. That is great. 857 00:58:59,737 --> 00:59:03,841 I'm just saying it's cool. I mean, how many people get to say that in their lifetime? 858 00:59:03,908 --> 00:59:06,043 Do you have any more pot? No. 859 00:59:06,110 --> 00:59:08,445 I could definitely smoke a joint right now. 860 00:59:08,512 --> 00:59:11,749 Really? Yeah. 861 00:59:11,816 --> 00:59:15,653 Call that weirdo Dante. Yeah, call him. 862 00:59:15,720 --> 00:59:18,455 Hey, easy, pothead. I'll get you your fix. 863 00:59:18,522 --> 00:59:22,459 It's cool if I invited some of my friends from the Crazy Beaver, right? 864 00:59:22,526 --> 00:59:26,597 Maybe next time you could go a little less on the crazy and a little more on the beaver. 865 00:59:26,664 --> 00:59:29,834 There's no trouble, bro. They're people, just like you and me. 866 00:59:29,900 --> 00:59:32,202 Now hit this joint and have some fun. 867 00:59:32,269 --> 00:59:35,706 This isn't the, uh, "I think I'm a deer" shit, is it? 868 00:59:35,773 --> 00:59:38,643 No, you're smokin' the Frankenstein. 869 00:59:38,709 --> 00:59:44,481 - Why is it Frankenstein? - 'Cause after you smoke it, you walk like this. 870 00:59:44,548 --> 00:59:48,418 Need food. 871 00:59:53,958 --> 00:59:55,893 Look, I'm the Cookie Monster. 872 01:00:01,331 --> 01:00:03,133 What's up, homey? 873 01:00:04,301 --> 01:00:07,204 Peanut butter. 874 01:00:07,271 --> 01:00:10,474 I love Madame Kamay. 875 01:00:23,520 --> 01:00:27,257 Hey, Dante. Uh, my girlfriend and I caught you on the news yesterday. 876 01:00:27,324 --> 01:00:29,694 Really? Yeah. 877 01:00:29,760 --> 01:00:33,297 By "girlfriend," do you mean that piece of rabbit fur you rub on your dick every night? 878 01:00:33,363 --> 01:00:37,835 Yeah. Yeah. 879 01:00:37,902 --> 01:00:41,271 Hey, man. Lookin' back, maybe that lion was a bad idea. 880 01:00:41,338 --> 01:00:43,808 That's why Dr. Shakalu's hookin' me up with a monkey. 881 01:00:43,874 --> 01:00:45,776 I'm gonna teach it tae kwon do. 882 01:00:49,413 --> 01:00:53,383 Yeah, a... karate monkey. You know, that's probably safer. 883 01:00:53,450 --> 01:00:55,419 Yeah. It makes sense. 884 01:00:55,485 --> 01:00:58,756 Who wants some cereal? Yeah! 885 01:00:58,823 --> 01:01:01,391 Colonel Crackers is the best! 886 01:01:01,458 --> 01:01:05,429 Oh, I just wish he would hop off the box and hang out with us. 887 01:01:05,495 --> 01:01:07,331 I think he's so cute. 888 01:01:08,966 --> 01:01:11,335 Guess I'm not high enough to get that one. 889 01:01:11,401 --> 01:01:14,805 Guess what else you're not gonna get, party pooper? 890 01:01:14,872 --> 01:01:16,807 The colonel. Here, honey. 891 01:01:16,874 --> 01:01:19,910 Sucks to be you, nerd. 892 01:01:22,479 --> 01:01:24,581 Hey, has anybody got a light? I found some weed. 893 01:01:24,648 --> 01:01:26,784 Oh, I do. I wanna smoke it. 894 01:01:26,851 --> 01:01:30,120 It'll be fun. What is this? 895 01:01:31,488 --> 01:01:33,323 Ew! It's J.P.'s phone number. 896 01:01:33,390 --> 01:01:36,861 Lucky you. You guys heard him talk like a robot? 897 01:01:36,927 --> 01:01:39,163 He's a fucking psycho. 898 01:01:39,229 --> 01:01:41,131 Hey, we gotta prank call him. Let's prank call him. 899 01:01:41,198 --> 01:01:43,200 No, no, no, no, no. Yes, yes, yes, yes. 900 01:01:43,267 --> 01:01:46,737 Stupid polygon. 901 01:01:46,804 --> 01:01:49,439 Debug! I tried that. 902 01:01:49,506 --> 01:01:52,843 Graphic meter! No, that's not it. 903 01:01:54,678 --> 01:01:57,547 Shit! This is not working. 904 01:01:57,614 --> 01:02:00,017 You'll never finish. This game is falling apart. 905 01:02:00,084 --> 01:02:02,186 No, it's not. Shut up. 906 01:02:02,252 --> 01:02:04,855 You're letting everyone down. No, I'm not. 907 01:02:04,922 --> 01:02:08,692 I'm gonna make this game, and it's gonna be the best thing that anyone has ever seen. 908 01:02:08,759 --> 01:02:11,295 Delusional thoughts from Fantasy Island. 909 01:02:11,361 --> 01:02:14,031 You'll never get metal legs. Samantha is fucking Alex. 910 01:02:14,098 --> 01:02:16,166 No, she's not! 911 01:02:16,233 --> 01:02:20,170 Oh! 912 01:02:37,587 --> 01:02:40,057 Hmm. 913 01:02:40,124 --> 01:02:45,529 Oh, my God. Hey. Look how young and cute you are. 914 01:02:45,595 --> 01:02:47,832 Hey. Oh, my God. 915 01:02:47,898 --> 01:02:50,600 Baby want some milk? 916 01:02:50,667 --> 01:02:53,137 Baby loves milk. 917 01:02:53,203 --> 01:02:56,240 Oh, my God. 918 01:03:06,150 --> 01:03:08,085 Oh, kick to the head. Yeah! 919 01:03:09,586 --> 01:03:11,956 There we go. There we go. What is that little baby move? 920 01:03:12,022 --> 01:03:15,625 You want an ice cream sandwich? They're on whole wheat with lettuce. 921 01:03:15,692 --> 01:03:17,494 Oh, no. That's okay. But you know what? 922 01:03:17,561 --> 01:03:20,564 I think the bikers want some in the dining room. Oh, okay. 923 01:03:20,630 --> 01:03:23,333 Distract me with my grandmother. Watch this. Yep. That's right. 924 01:03:23,400 --> 01:03:26,503 "X," "Y," "X." Back-breaker! Oh, you're dead! I killed you! 925 01:03:26,570 --> 01:03:30,941 So, I mean, what's it like being old? It's gotta be weird, right? 926 01:03:31,008 --> 01:03:33,343 I mean, you saw a lot of stuff go down: 927 01:03:33,410 --> 01:03:39,316 World War I, World War II, the automobile, Tupac-- I mean-- 928 01:03:39,383 --> 01:03:43,120 I once gave Charlie Chaplin a hand job. 929 01:03:43,187 --> 01:03:47,925 No way! Was he silent? 930 01:03:47,992 --> 01:03:51,996 Not after I was done with him. 931 01:03:52,062 --> 01:03:55,765 Oh, you're so cute. 932 01:03:55,832 --> 01:03:58,168 You remind me of Charlie. 933 01:03:59,403 --> 01:04:01,238 You little tramp, you. 934 01:04:03,073 --> 01:04:06,710 - Cabo Wabo shots. 935 01:04:06,776 --> 01:04:10,881 You're up first, Samantha. 936 01:04:10,948 --> 01:04:14,651 I don't think so. Tequila really messes me up. 937 01:04:14,718 --> 01:04:16,553 It's supposed to. Come on. 938 01:04:16,620 --> 01:04:18,555 Well, you know, if you don't do it, I'm gonna do it, 939 01:04:18,622 --> 01:04:22,492 and that's one more thing I beat you at. Oh, you asshole! 940 01:04:22,559 --> 01:04:25,229 All right. Pour me one. You know what? Pour me two. 941 01:04:25,295 --> 01:04:29,199 I feel like Tom Cruise in Cocktail. 942 01:04:29,266 --> 01:04:31,969 Hey, you don't really have to do two. I was just kidding. 943 01:04:32,036 --> 01:04:34,371 What's the matter, nana's boy? Can't hang? 944 01:04:38,442 --> 01:04:40,310 Wow. 945 01:04:40,377 --> 01:04:45,149 Someone ass getting laid tonight. 946 01:04:55,359 --> 01:04:57,694 Doctor, we're not in the rain forest, man. 947 01:04:59,964 --> 01:05:03,333 My beef-- strong. 948 01:05:03,400 --> 01:05:06,236 Your beef wrong. 949 01:05:06,303 --> 01:05:09,839 And here I am with Abbott and Costello. 950 01:05:09,906 --> 01:05:12,276 Wow. Which one did you nail? 951 01:05:12,342 --> 01:05:16,213 One? Try both. 952 01:05:16,280 --> 01:05:19,383 You were a dirty old whore. 953 01:05:20,317 --> 01:05:22,619 What do you mean, were? 954 01:05:26,656 --> 01:05:28,592 Yes. 955 01:05:45,475 --> 01:05:47,411 I wanna... sing? 956 01:05:47,477 --> 01:05:49,613 What? You're too wasted to sing. 957 01:05:49,679 --> 01:05:53,250 Whatever. Like there's such a thing as too wasted. 958 01:05:53,317 --> 01:05:56,920 Sorry. 959 01:06:08,665 --> 01:06:10,500 Ow! 960 01:06:12,802 --> 01:06:15,505 Oh. 961 01:06:57,414 --> 01:07:01,051 I fucking love this girl! 962 01:07:01,118 --> 01:07:03,753 Yo, Frankenstein! 963 01:07:14,564 --> 01:07:16,533 Oh. 964 01:07:25,842 --> 01:07:27,744 Ooh. 965 01:07:28,845 --> 01:07:31,381 Oh. 966 01:07:33,883 --> 01:07:36,052 Oh. 967 01:07:36,120 --> 01:07:39,323 Did I hallucinate a party last night? 968 01:07:39,389 --> 01:07:42,326 That is adora-- Look at the little cowboy hat. 969 01:07:42,392 --> 01:07:45,662 Morning. 970 01:07:45,729 --> 01:07:48,465 Well, you must have been off duty last night, Sheriff. 971 01:07:48,532 --> 01:07:50,534 Great, old pictures, 'cause you know, for a minute, 972 01:07:50,600 --> 01:07:53,270 I thought it might be something embarrassing. 973 01:07:53,337 --> 01:07:56,706 - What Halloween was that? - No, that wasn't Halloween. 974 01:07:56,773 --> 01:08:01,044 That was his first day at high school. Oh. Are those leopard spandex? 975 01:08:01,111 --> 01:08:04,648 Look. You can see his pee-pee. 976 01:08:04,714 --> 01:08:08,318 Okay, okay. The sheriff demands that those pictures be burned. 977 01:08:08,385 --> 01:08:11,355 Oh, look here. Look at this report card. 978 01:08:11,421 --> 01:08:14,991 Let's see. All A's. Impressive. 979 01:08:15,058 --> 01:08:17,026 I'm a genius. What can I say? 980 01:08:17,093 --> 01:08:18,962 Well, you were up till high school. 981 01:08:19,028 --> 01:08:22,599 Then all of a sudden, he got unfocused. I guess it was just puberty. 982 01:08:22,666 --> 01:08:25,135 Yeah. It was definitely puberty. 983 01:08:25,202 --> 01:08:27,471 Oh, lookit here. 984 01:08:27,537 --> 01:08:30,807 Here's Alex's grandfather holding baby Alex. 985 01:08:32,342 --> 01:08:34,944 It was 10 years last month. 986 01:08:35,011 --> 01:08:37,414 I'm so sorry. 987 01:08:37,481 --> 01:08:40,717 That's why I like Alex to be in the house, 988 01:08:40,784 --> 01:08:43,887 because it makes me feel closer to him. 989 01:08:45,189 --> 01:08:47,457 He loved you so much. 990 01:08:47,524 --> 01:08:51,761 I loved him, and I love you, and I love being your roomie. 991 01:08:53,029 --> 01:08:54,898 You would have loved my grandfather. 992 01:08:54,964 --> 01:08:57,801 He was the coolest. He would have had a beer or two with us last night. 993 01:08:57,867 --> 01:08:59,869 He would have had 20. 994 01:08:59,936 --> 01:09:03,173 - No, he had a problem. - He would have definitely fit in with that crowd then. 995 01:09:03,240 --> 01:09:07,744 We had such fun last night. I've gotta get the name of that tea. 996 01:09:09,045 --> 01:09:10,914 Oh, my gosh. It's already noon. 997 01:09:10,980 --> 01:09:13,817 I should probably get going. Alex, could you give me a ride? 998 01:09:13,883 --> 01:09:16,686 - Oh, yeah. Totally. - It was such a pleasure. 999 01:09:16,753 --> 01:09:19,356 Thank you for showing me all the photos. Come any time, sweetheart. 1000 01:09:19,423 --> 01:09:21,291 I've got four more boxes. Okay. 1001 01:09:21,358 --> 01:09:23,560 Okay. Bye-bye. 1002 01:09:23,627 --> 01:09:26,496 Oh. 1003 01:09:26,563 --> 01:09:28,398 See you later, Grandma. Okay. 1004 01:09:34,471 --> 01:09:38,842 - Barry, I think it's time for you and the milk maid to go home. - Okay, Alex. 1005 01:09:38,908 --> 01:09:42,412 Yeah. West West, yo. 1006 01:09:49,819 --> 01:09:52,389 Grace, I have a confession to make. 1007 01:09:54,057 --> 01:09:57,894 Uh, you... were my first. 1008 01:09:59,229 --> 01:10:01,698 Really? 1009 01:10:01,765 --> 01:10:03,767 Oh, that's sweet. 1010 01:10:04,701 --> 01:10:08,204 Let's see. You were my, uh-- 1011 01:10:09,639 --> 01:10:12,208 I don't know. 3,000 something. 1012 01:10:16,212 --> 01:10:20,817 Word up. 1013 01:10:20,884 --> 01:10:23,219 Ah. 1014 01:10:26,956 --> 01:10:28,792 I should have worn a condom. 1015 01:10:32,128 --> 01:10:33,897 Nice place. 1016 01:10:33,963 --> 01:10:36,733 I've never met anyone with 300 roommates. 1017 01:10:36,800 --> 01:10:40,236 Yeah, it gets messy, but I've got 50 housekeepers, so-- 1018 01:10:40,304 --> 01:10:42,406 That helps. 1019 01:10:42,472 --> 01:10:45,642 This is my room. Here we are. 1020 01:10:45,709 --> 01:10:47,644 Yep. 1021 01:10:51,247 --> 01:10:53,350 Thanks. 1022 01:10:53,417 --> 01:10:57,287 So I will, uh... see you on Monday. 1023 01:10:57,354 --> 01:10:59,489 See you on Monday. 1024 01:11:00,857 --> 01:11:02,859 Thanks for the ride. You're welcome. 1025 01:11:10,300 --> 01:11:12,369 Ah, shit. I forgot my parking ticket. 1026 01:11:18,241 --> 01:11:20,477 Hey, I forgot my-- 1027 01:11:25,915 --> 01:11:29,853 Wow. I just came back to get my parking ticket. 1028 01:11:29,919 --> 01:11:33,957 I know. Here. What if I had been the bellboy? 1029 01:11:34,023 --> 01:11:35,992 I was kinda hopin' you were. 1030 01:11:39,529 --> 01:11:42,466 I'll see you at work. I'll be there. 1031 01:11:42,532 --> 01:11:44,434 I'll be the older gentleman. 1032 01:11:48,271 --> 01:11:50,974 I am a genius. 1033 01:11:54,243 --> 01:11:59,749 Samantha, you will be mine, mine. 1034 01:12:02,619 --> 01:12:05,054 Must ingest more fuel. 1035 01:12:24,374 --> 01:12:26,342 When did I get a message? 1036 01:12:29,012 --> 01:12:31,948 You have one new message. 1037 01:12:32,015 --> 01:12:34,150 Hey, J.P., you fuckin' freak. 1038 01:12:34,217 --> 01:12:35,985 We're partyin'. Where are you at? 1039 01:12:36,052 --> 01:12:38,388 I'll chirp you later. Here's Sam. 1040 01:12:38,455 --> 01:12:40,457 What do I-- Hey, J.P. 1041 01:12:40,524 --> 01:12:43,059 We celebrated the game tonight, so-- Jeff, stop it. 1042 01:12:43,126 --> 01:12:45,294 Give me the phone. My name is J.P. 1043 01:12:45,361 --> 01:12:48,031 - I am a robot. I like robots. - I have a robot vagina. 1044 01:12:49,399 --> 01:12:51,468 I am not amused. 1045 01:12:54,738 --> 01:12:59,108 Yes, that's correct. She gave Charlie Chaplin a hand job. 1046 01:12:59,175 --> 01:13:01,978 Yeah. Next question. Right here. 1047 01:13:02,045 --> 01:13:05,114 Do you think that she invented the hand job? 1048 01:13:05,181 --> 01:13:07,116 Ooh. No, I don't. 1049 01:13:07,183 --> 01:13:11,120 But she did say she started the finger in the ass during a blow job. 1050 01:13:11,187 --> 01:13:13,423 Yeah. She was a pioneer. 1051 01:13:13,490 --> 01:13:17,761 Uh, the big news from the party, ladies and gentlemen, Barry sucked on his first booby. 1052 01:13:17,827 --> 01:13:21,598 For 13 hours. 1053 01:13:22,766 --> 01:13:25,101 Okay. That's enough. Thank you. 1054 01:13:27,236 --> 01:13:30,674 Jeff, sounded like quite a fun party Friday. 1055 01:13:30,740 --> 01:13:34,878 - What do you mean? - I got the hilarious message that you and Alex left. 1056 01:13:34,944 --> 01:13:38,214 Almost as hilarious as your... face. 1057 01:13:38,281 --> 01:13:40,149 Look, we were just kidding, J.P. 1058 01:13:43,687 --> 01:13:45,889 So where's Alex? 1059 01:13:45,955 --> 01:13:48,925 What, did he take the day off and die of old age? 1060 01:13:48,992 --> 01:13:51,661 - No, he went to lunch with Samantha. - What? 1061 01:14:04,273 --> 01:14:06,409 Do you want any snacks, Alex? 1062 01:14:06,476 --> 01:14:08,578 Oh. No, thanks, Grandma. I'm fine. 1063 01:14:13,282 --> 01:14:16,052 Could you get that please, dear? 1064 01:14:16,119 --> 01:14:18,054 Sure thing, Grandma. 1065 01:14:18,121 --> 01:14:21,691 Maybe it's a fireman stripper, Alex. I can only hope, Grace. 1066 01:14:25,662 --> 01:14:29,999 - The fuck are you doin' here? - I need to speak with you, Alex. 1067 01:14:35,204 --> 01:14:39,408 It's just that the phone message really bummed me out. 1068 01:14:39,475 --> 01:14:42,812 I-- I can't help it that I'm different. 1069 01:14:42,879 --> 01:14:45,014 I just-- I want you guys to like me, 1070 01:14:45,081 --> 01:14:49,553 and you look at me like I'm a f-freak. 1071 01:14:53,256 --> 01:14:57,126 J.P., I gotta be honest. The robot voice does not help your cause. 1072 01:14:57,193 --> 01:15:01,998 I know. I do it when I get nervous. 1073 01:15:02,065 --> 01:15:05,068 Look, nobody hates you, okay? 1074 01:15:05,134 --> 01:15:07,036 I'm gonna talk to Jeff and the other guys, 1075 01:15:07,103 --> 01:15:09,005 and we'll all go hang out one night. 1076 01:15:09,072 --> 01:15:12,742 - And Samantha? - And Samantha. 1077 01:15:12,809 --> 01:15:17,280 Really? That'll be awesome. Thanks, Alex. 1078 01:15:17,346 --> 01:15:20,550 Hey, everyone at Brainasium totally respects you. 1079 01:15:20,617 --> 01:15:23,853 I mean, you created one of the greatest games ever when you were just a kid. 1080 01:15:23,920 --> 01:15:25,855 You're a fuckin' legend, man. 1081 01:15:25,922 --> 01:15:30,059 I know. I am pretty... amazing. 1082 01:15:32,128 --> 01:15:35,599 Mmm. What's that? 1083 01:15:35,665 --> 01:15:38,935 Oh, that's nothing. 1084 01:15:39,002 --> 01:15:41,004 It's-- Well-- 1085 01:15:41,070 --> 01:15:45,541 It's this game I've been designing in my spare time... 1086 01:15:45,609 --> 01:15:47,577 for the last couple of years. 1087 01:15:47,644 --> 01:15:50,680 Wow. This 3-D mapping is so smooth. 1088 01:15:50,747 --> 01:15:52,616 Yeah. Did you design it by yourself? 1089 01:15:52,682 --> 01:15:55,218 - Yeah. Yeah. - There's no clipping at all. 1090 01:15:55,284 --> 01:15:58,187 Who did the programming? Uh, I did that too. 1091 01:15:59,656 --> 01:16:02,859 Hey, what can I say? I'm a 35-year-old prodigy. 1092 01:16:02,926 --> 01:16:06,229 Thirty-five-- prodi-- 1093 01:16:06,295 --> 01:16:08,898 The collision detection's excellent on this. 1094 01:16:08,965 --> 01:16:11,835 Hey, you know what? I could, like, take this home for you... 1095 01:16:11,901 --> 01:16:14,804 and-and maybe give you some notes on it or something. 1096 01:16:14,871 --> 01:16:19,743 You know, that's something a normal person... or a friend would do, right? 1097 01:16:19,809 --> 01:16:23,112 Yeah. Yeah, actually. That-That would be really cool. 1098 01:16:23,179 --> 01:16:26,082 The lighting effects are really realistic. 1099 01:16:26,149 --> 01:16:29,285 Here. Just, uh-- 1100 01:16:29,352 --> 01:16:33,089 Do me a favor, all right? Don't-Don't be too critical. I-I'm not a genius. 1101 01:16:33,156 --> 01:16:37,426 - I'm a genius. - Yeah, I know you are. 1102 01:16:37,493 --> 01:16:41,865 And also, dude-- I haven't told any of the guys at work about this. 1103 01:16:41,931 --> 01:16:44,968 It's kind of a secret, uh-- 1104 01:16:45,034 --> 01:16:48,137 So just be careful with that disk and-and-and don't tell anyone. 1105 01:16:48,204 --> 01:16:51,808 Oh, yeah. Careful's my middle name. 1106 01:16:51,875 --> 01:16:54,510 Actually, it's not. It's Philip. 1107 01:17:03,052 --> 01:17:05,689 - Doctor, hand me a Baggie, please? - Here go. 1108 01:17:05,755 --> 01:17:08,157 Thanks, pal. 1109 01:17:08,224 --> 01:17:11,360 This guy's not gonna rip my heart out of my chest and show it to me, is he? 1110 01:17:11,427 --> 01:17:13,997 No. This is Mr. Lee Ho. 1111 01:17:14,063 --> 01:17:16,265 He's teaching me and Monkey tae kwon do. 1112 01:17:16,332 --> 01:17:20,536 I got my yellow belt today. Monkey got his red belt. He's a quick learner. 1113 01:17:20,603 --> 01:17:24,073 Monkey sucker... punch! 1114 01:17:24,140 --> 01:17:27,744 - That's how I got this fat lip. - Where's the monkey now? 1115 01:17:27,811 --> 01:17:29,979 He's upstairs, puttin' his nunchakus away. 1116 01:17:30,046 --> 01:17:32,581 Yo, that party was off the hook, kid. 1117 01:17:32,648 --> 01:17:35,351 Your girl can drink her fuckin' face off. 1118 01:17:35,418 --> 01:17:39,522 Shut up, Monkey! I got company, dude. 1119 01:17:41,758 --> 01:17:45,028 Doctor, can you tell Mr. Lee Ho to go make the monkey be quiet? 1120 01:17:45,094 --> 01:17:47,396 Yes, sir. 1121 01:18:09,618 --> 01:18:15,058 - Lee Ho's the real deal. He's full-on Chinese. - Yeah, I can see that. 1122 01:18:18,995 --> 01:18:21,697 What the fuck? 1123 01:18:21,765 --> 01:18:24,768 Mr. Lee Ho? 1124 01:18:28,504 --> 01:18:30,406 Monkey? 1125 01:18:37,080 --> 01:18:39,916 - Oh, shit! - Monkey, please stop! 1126 01:18:39,983 --> 01:18:43,953 You have to cup your arm at the bottom tightly and then release slowly like this. 1127 01:18:44,020 --> 01:18:47,156 Watch. 1128 01:18:47,223 --> 01:18:49,092 Try it. 1129 01:18:50,493 --> 01:18:52,896 Dude, I-- I can't do it. 1130 01:18:52,962 --> 01:18:56,065 Just practice on the weekends and stuff in your free time. You'll get it. 1131 01:19:01,137 --> 01:19:03,139 Don't tell me your grandma beats you. 1132 01:19:03,206 --> 01:19:06,910 That's... more believable than what actually happened. 1133 01:19:06,976 --> 01:19:08,945 So, what's this big meeting about? 1134 01:19:09,012 --> 01:19:11,380 I think it's about farting. 1135 01:19:15,284 --> 01:19:18,621 Gentlemen, Samantha, 1136 01:19:18,687 --> 01:19:22,491 last night I received a rough copy of J.P.'s new game, 1137 01:19:22,558 --> 01:19:25,929 and let me just say that it invaded my mind with such force... 1138 01:19:25,995 --> 01:19:29,866 I thought I was going to explode into the atmosphere. 1139 01:19:29,933 --> 01:19:31,767 It really is amazing. 1140 01:19:31,835 --> 01:19:35,071 Yes. If you turn your attention to the monitor, 1141 01:19:35,138 --> 01:19:37,807 I'll give you a glimpse of the future. 1142 01:19:37,874 --> 01:19:40,309 Prepare your minds for... "Demonik." 1143 01:19:40,376 --> 01:19:42,245 What? 1144 01:19:44,814 --> 01:19:47,250 This is my game. Shh. I wanna watch. 1145 01:19:47,316 --> 01:19:50,353 Uh-- Hey, no. No. Stop, please. 1146 01:19:50,419 --> 01:19:53,156 This-- This is my game. 1147 01:19:53,222 --> 01:19:57,493 - What are you saying, Alex? - I've been developing this game for over three years. 1148 01:19:57,560 --> 01:20:00,496 What are you talkin' about? I've been workin' on this game all year. 1149 01:20:00,563 --> 01:20:02,465 You know that, Mr. Cheezle. 1150 01:20:02,531 --> 01:20:04,467 Okay, that's bullshit. 1151 01:20:04,533 --> 01:20:06,936 RoboBitch came over to my house last night. I showed him this game. 1152 01:20:07,003 --> 01:20:09,906 He said he was gonna give me some notes on it, not fuckin' steal it. 1153 01:20:09,973 --> 01:20:13,342 - Do you have another copy of the game? - No. 1154 01:20:13,409 --> 01:20:15,411 Oh, well. That's convenient. 1155 01:20:15,478 --> 01:20:17,380 Why didn't you tell me you were designing a game? 1156 01:20:17,446 --> 01:20:20,049 I don't know. I-I was self-conscious about it. 1157 01:20:20,116 --> 01:20:23,786 Oh, how cute. He's just trying to get into your pants. 1158 01:20:23,853 --> 01:20:27,823 Dude, I will come over there and kick your robot head right off of that skinny fuckin' body. 1159 01:20:27,891 --> 01:20:31,460 Wait, Alex. You're really clouding the energy in this room right now. 1160 01:20:31,527 --> 01:20:33,863 Is there any way that you can prove that this is your game? 1161 01:20:33,930 --> 01:20:36,265 Challenge him, dude. Yeah! 1162 01:20:36,332 --> 01:20:38,935 What's that gonna prove, Jeff? He probably stole the game from me, 1163 01:20:39,002 --> 01:20:41,370 copied it and learned all the moves in one night. 1164 01:20:41,437 --> 01:20:43,672 - Mr. Cheezle, this is sad. - Okay. That's it! 1165 01:20:43,739 --> 01:20:45,374 Whoa! 1166 01:20:45,441 --> 01:20:48,144 Wow, Alex. 1167 01:20:48,211 --> 01:20:52,515 Dude, you gotta cool down. And you come back tomorrow and apologize to J.P. I'm sorry. 1168 01:20:52,581 --> 01:20:55,919 Apologize? I been bustin' my ass on this game! 1169 01:20:55,985 --> 01:20:58,354 Okay. Now your energy is really scarin' me. 1170 01:20:58,421 --> 01:21:00,924 You know what? Fuck energy. Fuck J.P. 1171 01:21:00,990 --> 01:21:03,792 Fuck Brainasium. Fuck all of you. I quit. 1172 01:21:03,859 --> 01:21:05,828 - Wait! Alex-- - Let him go. Let him go. 1173 01:21:05,895 --> 01:21:08,231 Let him find his center and realign his chi. 1174 01:21:09,765 --> 01:21:13,202 That's right, Monkey. Play my head. 1175 01:21:14,770 --> 01:21:18,374 I want you to take the Frankenstein shit, 1176 01:21:18,441 --> 01:21:21,844 the deer shit, the green monster, the bling and the bling-bling, 1177 01:21:21,911 --> 01:21:24,180 and I want you to roll it all into one joint. 1178 01:21:24,247 --> 01:21:26,815 No one's ever been brave enough to try that. 1179 01:21:26,882 --> 01:21:30,553 One man is. Roll it. 1180 01:21:30,619 --> 01:21:34,890 I'll smoke it with you, bro. We'll go to the loony bin together. I don't give a fuck. 1181 01:21:40,896 --> 01:21:44,968 Hey, Lilly. Is Alex here? Hi, Samantha. 1182 01:21:45,034 --> 01:21:47,103 No, honey. He should be at work. 1183 01:21:47,170 --> 01:21:49,105 But-- Why? Is there something wrong? 1184 01:21:49,172 --> 01:21:53,342 No. He's not hurt or anything. There was an argument at work over this video game, and-- 1185 01:21:53,409 --> 01:21:56,845 - Alex's game, "Demonik"? - Yeah. Do you know it? 1186 01:21:56,912 --> 01:21:59,382 Of course. I love it. 1187 01:21:59,448 --> 01:22:01,450 I'm almost at the final checking point, 1188 01:22:01,517 --> 01:22:04,087 except I have to deal with those zombies. 1189 01:22:04,153 --> 01:22:06,089 They keep biting my neck. 1190 01:22:06,155 --> 01:22:08,457 - Hey, Lilly. Could you do me a favor? - Sure. 1191 01:22:10,960 --> 01:22:13,896 I'm videotapin' this for scientific research. 1192 01:22:13,963 --> 01:22:15,965 This shit will be on the Discovery Channel. 1193 01:22:27,143 --> 01:22:29,145 Don't judge me, Monkey. 1194 01:22:34,350 --> 01:22:38,054 I just don't understand it. Why would anybody do that, try to steal that from him? 1195 01:22:38,121 --> 01:22:40,289 I don't know, Lilly, but he's not gonna-- 1196 01:22:40,356 --> 01:22:42,225 Keep tryin', guys. Backstreet for life. Oh, hey. 1197 01:22:42,291 --> 01:22:44,227 Hey, Jeff. Can you find Alex? 1198 01:22:44,293 --> 01:22:47,630 I'm gonna take his grandmother to Cheezle's office and get this mess figured out. 1199 01:22:47,696 --> 01:22:50,266 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not a problem. Totally. Thank you. 1200 01:22:50,333 --> 01:22:53,536 Hello, Jeffrey. What's up, silver fox? 1201 01:22:53,602 --> 01:22:55,438 Why are you so sweaty? 1202 01:22:55,504 --> 01:22:58,141 Oh, I started a fight club. Oh. 1203 01:22:58,207 --> 01:23:00,209 Yeah. So, where's Alex? 1204 01:23:00,276 --> 01:23:02,411 We don't know. Nobody can find him. 1205 01:23:03,479 --> 01:23:05,714 I know where he is. Come on, babe. 1206 01:23:14,023 --> 01:23:16,692 You got skills. 1207 01:23:19,162 --> 01:23:23,332 Wh-- What is that ringing? 1208 01:23:25,034 --> 01:23:27,303 Do I have a tumor? 1209 01:23:27,370 --> 01:23:29,338 Oh. Hello? 1210 01:23:29,405 --> 01:23:32,608 - Hey, Dante. Is Alex there? - Hold on. 1211 01:23:32,675 --> 01:23:35,311 Phone's for you. I think it's the devil. 1212 01:23:38,881 --> 01:23:41,584 - Hello? - Hey, Alex. You gotta come back to work. 1213 01:23:41,650 --> 01:23:45,288 I quit there fuckin' months ago, man. 1214 01:23:45,354 --> 01:23:48,791 How baked are you right now? Who is this? 1215 01:23:48,857 --> 01:23:53,596 Is this Marv Albert? 1216 01:23:53,662 --> 01:23:56,632 God, you're torched. 1217 01:23:56,699 --> 01:23:59,335 Um-- Okay, look. There's an emergency. 1218 01:23:59,402 --> 01:24:01,304 J.P. revealed himself to be an actual robot, 1219 01:24:01,370 --> 01:24:04,473 and he kidnapped your grandma, and he's gonna eat her soul out of her head. 1220 01:24:04,540 --> 01:24:07,876 - My grandmother's in trouble? - I'll be right there. 1221 01:24:07,943 --> 01:24:10,246 He's on his way. 1222 01:24:10,313 --> 01:24:13,749 How much time to we have? Enough time to 69. 1223 01:24:13,816 --> 01:24:17,953 Oh. Just like Don Knotts. Oh. Hello, Mayberry. 1224 01:24:18,020 --> 01:24:21,324 You gotta give me a ride. 1225 01:24:21,390 --> 01:24:24,059 I'm way too baked to drive to the devil's house. 1226 01:24:29,098 --> 01:24:32,067 Drive, Monkey! Drive! 1227 01:24:34,503 --> 01:24:37,440 I love what you did with the bit-mapping. 1228 01:24:37,506 --> 01:24:42,645 Very stylish, very aggressive, very, very Miyamoto. 1229 01:24:42,711 --> 01:24:45,681 Right. That's what I was going for. 1230 01:24:45,748 --> 01:24:49,084 - Um, excuse me, Mr. Cheezle? - Yes, Samantha? 1231 01:24:49,152 --> 01:24:53,189 - I have proof that J.P. stole Alex's game. - What proof? 1232 01:25:02,097 --> 01:25:04,567 I can't believe this stupidity! 1233 01:25:04,633 --> 01:25:08,171 You actually want me to play a 90-year-old woman? Ninety? 1234 01:25:08,237 --> 01:25:10,373 Grandma. 1235 01:25:10,439 --> 01:25:15,110 What are you doin' here? I'm tryin' to show these people that you are not a liar. 1236 01:25:15,178 --> 01:25:17,713 Okay, let's go. Let's start the game. 1237 01:25:17,780 --> 01:25:20,149 All your attention on the monitors, everybody. 1238 01:25:22,685 --> 01:25:24,287 Here I come to get ya. 1239 01:25:25,688 --> 01:25:28,224 - Get him. Get him. - There he is. Okay. Okay. 1240 01:25:32,595 --> 01:25:34,663 Come on! 1241 01:25:37,099 --> 01:25:40,336 - Yes! - How about that? 1242 01:25:42,371 --> 01:25:44,006 Fireball! Fireball! 1243 01:25:44,072 --> 01:25:46,275 Take this Level 2 lightning. 1244 01:25:48,277 --> 01:25:50,213 That's not good. Don't worry. You're fine. 1245 01:25:50,279 --> 01:25:51,814 Take a little bit of the plague. 1246 01:25:56,352 --> 01:25:58,487 Come on, Grandma. Get up. 1247 01:25:59,622 --> 01:26:01,156 Come on. Get up. Get up. Recover. Recover. 1248 01:26:01,224 --> 01:26:06,195 Hey, it's 4:00. Murder, She Wrote is on. 1249 01:26:06,262 --> 01:26:08,931 Jerk! Get him, Lilly. Get him-- 1250 01:26:10,833 --> 01:26:12,768 Don't forget I'm a prodigy. 1251 01:26:23,646 --> 01:26:27,182 And don't forget it's my grandson's game. 1252 01:26:27,250 --> 01:26:30,919 I will taste your flesh! 1253 01:26:41,597 --> 01:26:45,200 Yeah, Grandma! 1254 01:26:45,268 --> 01:26:48,704 - You guys, stop. - That's right, Grandma. 1255 01:26:48,771 --> 01:26:51,139 I am so sorry I didn't believe you, Alex. 1256 01:26:51,206 --> 01:26:56,579 You know, I had a dream last night. I was a snake slithering through the grass, 1257 01:26:56,645 --> 01:27:00,148 until I came upon a dead elk. 1258 01:27:00,215 --> 01:27:05,821 And I climbed... into his soul. And it's there I stayed until morning. 1259 01:27:05,888 --> 01:27:11,694 Which meant that I will... underestimate someone very close to me. 1260 01:27:11,760 --> 01:27:15,598 Wow. Where do you get your weed? 1261 01:27:15,664 --> 01:27:19,402 - From you, Dante. - Oh, yeah! 1262 01:27:19,468 --> 01:27:21,904 What's up, Mr. Cheezle? 1263 01:27:21,970 --> 01:27:24,873 Okay, J.P. Let's go. 1264 01:27:24,940 --> 01:27:27,009 We'll have your mom come and pick you up. 1265 01:27:29,278 --> 01:27:31,814 Take care, J.P. 1266 01:27:33,349 --> 01:27:36,419 Please sit on my face. 1267 01:27:36,485 --> 01:27:38,487 That was not appropriate. 1268 01:27:48,764 --> 01:27:50,833 To the release... of "Demonik." 1269 01:27:50,899 --> 01:27:52,601 Cheers. Hear, hear. 1270 01:27:52,668 --> 01:27:55,270 - Yeah. - Kanpai. 1271 01:27:55,338 --> 01:27:58,273 - Woo! - Hey-Hey, Dante. 1272 01:27:58,341 --> 01:28:00,042 We're all toasting. Hold up, yo. 1273 01:28:00,108 --> 01:28:04,179 - I been savin' this weed for a special occasion. - What kind is this? 1274 01:28:04,246 --> 01:28:06,081 This one's called the brown bomber, 1275 01:28:06,148 --> 01:28:09,452 'cause when you smoke it, you get so stoned you shit your pants! 1276 01:28:09,518 --> 01:28:11,253 Oh. 1277 01:28:11,320 --> 01:28:13,889 - I'm not-- I don't wanna do that. - - Uh, yeah. 1278 01:28:13,956 --> 01:28:17,059 I already shit my pants this month, so I'm good. 1279 01:28:17,125 --> 01:28:20,295 Whatever. 1280 01:28:22,498 --> 01:28:25,368 Uh, what the fuck was that? 1281 01:28:25,434 --> 01:28:27,803 That's a present Dr. Shakalu and I got for Alex. 1282 01:28:34,777 --> 01:28:37,012 Dude, a bag of weed would have been fine. 1283 01:28:39,214 --> 01:28:42,551 Yeah, Monkey! Karate chop the elephant!