1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:39,707 --> 00:00:41,609 Oh, boy. 4 00:01:02,963 --> 00:01:07,067 [ Bell Jingling ] 5 00:01:07,135 --> 00:01:11,172 [ Man Groaning ] [ Punches Landing ] 6 00:01:22,015 --> 00:01:24,618 Fuck! Stop hitting me! 7 00:01:24,685 --> 00:01:26,954 This is like if Tyson fought an infant. 8 00:01:27,020 --> 00:01:29,056 [ Groaning ] Ooh! 9 00:01:29,123 --> 00:01:31,759 I can't wait to punch you in the face while you're sleeping tonight. 10 00:01:31,825 --> 00:01:34,395 - [ Man ] Get up! Get up! - [ Bell Ringing On TV ] 11 00:01:34,462 --> 00:01:39,933 - Saved by the bell. - Come on, let me get in a bong hit before round two. 12 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:42,636 Oh! Look at that ass. 13 00:01:44,638 --> 00:01:47,441 - [ Bell Rings ] - [ Groaning ] 14 00:01:47,508 --> 00:01:50,911 Hey! Hey! I spilled the bong! Stop! 15 00:01:50,978 --> 00:01:53,614 [ Laughing ] 16 00:01:53,681 --> 00:01:59,052 Boom! Knocked you out! Eat it, whore! [ Laughing ] 17 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:01,088 [ Bell Ringing On TV ] You cheated, you dick. 18 00:02:01,155 --> 00:02:05,025 No, I didn't. Oh! The bong water reeks. 19 00:02:05,092 --> 00:02:08,262 Yeah, maybe if you cleaned it, it wouldn't smell like your girlfriend's ass. 20 00:02:13,201 --> 00:02:15,102 What's going on, fellas? 21 00:02:15,169 --> 00:02:18,406 What's up? How's it going? 22 00:02:18,472 --> 00:02:21,975 Um, who are you and why are you in my kitchen? 23 00:02:22,042 --> 00:02:25,346 Oh, your landlord, he, uh, hired us to pick up your stuff. 24 00:02:25,413 --> 00:02:27,415 This is bullshit! 25 00:02:27,481 --> 00:02:30,251 It's like Cypress Hill concert in here. 26 00:02:30,318 --> 00:02:32,253 I don't rent to those kind of people. 27 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:36,190 Yuri, what the hell's going on? 28 00:02:36,257 --> 00:02:38,192 [ Speaking Foreign Language ] 29 00:02:38,259 --> 00:02:40,294 Alex, how are you? I'm good. 30 00:02:40,361 --> 00:02:44,365 Hmm. Well, for last six months, you no pay me rent. 31 00:02:44,432 --> 00:02:47,067 So now, I no longer let you stay here. Okay? 32 00:02:47,134 --> 00:02:49,603 All right, my friends, pack up everything, put on truck, okay? 33 00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:51,805 No, no. That's impossible. We've never missed a payment. 34 00:02:51,872 --> 00:02:54,508 Every month, I give Josh hundreds of dollars of my money, 35 00:02:54,575 --> 00:02:57,378 and then he writes you a rent check, right, Josh? 36 00:02:57,445 --> 00:03:01,181 [ Sobbing ] I love them so much. 37 00:03:01,249 --> 00:03:03,384 You love who? 38 00:03:03,451 --> 00:03:07,855 The girls at Madame Kamay's Filipino Palace. 39 00:03:07,921 --> 00:03:11,525 You've been spending our rent money on Filipino hookers? 40 00:03:11,592 --> 00:03:15,296 They're not hookers. They're massage therapists. 41 00:03:15,363 --> 00:03:17,197 They'll massage your cock for money. 42 00:03:17,265 --> 00:03:20,200 - There's a word for that. I think it's "hooker." - You're a hooker! 43 00:03:20,268 --> 00:03:22,536 - [ Box Hitting Floor ] - Whoa, wait. 44 00:03:22,603 --> 00:03:25,906 Listen, Alex, I make you special deal, huh? 45 00:03:25,973 --> 00:03:29,577 I give you five minutes to pack up all your shit you don't want thrown away. 46 00:03:29,643 --> 00:03:33,781 And if you take one extra minute, I have my two friends, 47 00:03:33,847 --> 00:03:38,486 they take your testicles and remove them through your anus. 48 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:42,623 Deal? Nice man. 49 00:03:42,690 --> 00:03:46,460 Okay, they got one minute and then you-- Okay? [ Foreign Language ] 50 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:50,163 So where you going? 51 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:53,634 I'll go to Dante's and see if he'll let me stay there. What about you? 52 00:03:53,701 --> 00:03:56,770 Madame Kamay said I could stay at the Palace. [ Chuckling ] 53 00:03:56,837 --> 00:04:01,041 You're sick. [ Chuckles ] I know. 54 00:04:01,108 --> 00:04:04,378 Where's the bong? Alex! 55 00:04:04,445 --> 00:04:06,714 You forgot smoking lamp. 56 00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:13,754 I'm sorry. Was that expensive piece? 57 00:04:13,821 --> 00:04:16,056 That's your fault too. 58 00:04:16,123 --> 00:04:19,593 [ Woman ] ♪ Just another day Just another day ♪ 59 00:04:22,930 --> 00:04:26,767 Yo, Dante, pick up. Josh is killing me. 60 00:04:26,834 --> 00:04:30,203 Where are you? I'm sick of talking to your machine. 61 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:32,706 Why aren't you home? I need you. 62 00:04:32,773 --> 00:04:36,677 ♪ Just another day Just another day ♪ 63 00:04:38,211 --> 00:04:43,784 ♪ Just another day Just another day ♪ ♪ Hey, Alex. 64 00:04:43,851 --> 00:04:46,720 Don't you answer your phone? I've been calling for half an hour. 65 00:04:46,787 --> 00:04:49,990 Oh, I'm sorry. I was putting up my Christmas tree. 66 00:04:50,057 --> 00:04:52,092 Dude, it's July. 67 00:04:52,159 --> 00:04:55,796 Get the fuck out of here. It is? Yeah. And, uh, 68 00:04:55,863 --> 00:04:58,499 why are you naked? 69 00:04:58,566 --> 00:05:02,703 Oh, my God. I am naked! Come on in! 70 00:05:02,770 --> 00:05:05,939 Dude, your ass is tanner than my face. 71 00:05:06,006 --> 00:05:09,343 ♪ For my mental 'Cause I'm spinning ♪ ♪ 72 00:05:09,410 --> 00:05:11,679 That is pure fucking insanity. 73 00:05:11,745 --> 00:05:14,848 Yeah. I know. He got addicted to hookers. 74 00:05:14,915 --> 00:05:17,618 No, I'm talking about the guy who threw your bong. 75 00:05:17,685 --> 00:05:20,320 You should never throw a bong, kid. Ever. 76 00:05:20,388 --> 00:05:26,326 Yeah, well, anyway, I was wondering if maybe I could crash here for awhile. 77 00:05:26,394 --> 00:05:29,697 Whoa. I don't know, man. I got a business to run. 78 00:05:29,763 --> 00:05:31,765 This is like my office as well as my home. 79 00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:34,535 Plus, the lion comes in a couple days. 80 00:05:34,602 --> 00:05:37,671 You're getting a lion? Yeah. 81 00:05:37,738 --> 00:05:40,508 - Why? - To protect my shit. 82 00:05:40,574 --> 00:05:43,010 Never heard of a dog? 83 00:05:43,076 --> 00:05:47,415 Dude, you can get past a dog. Nobody fucks with a lion. 84 00:05:47,481 --> 00:05:50,384 Yeah, that's true. 85 00:05:50,451 --> 00:05:52,386 So what kind of weed do you want? 86 00:05:52,453 --> 00:05:56,957 I got the Incredible Hulk, I got some of the green monster, I got the bling. 87 00:05:57,024 --> 00:05:59,827 Hey! We go through this every time I come here. 88 00:05:59,893 --> 00:06:03,163 I don't care what it's called. I just want a bag of fucking weed. 89 00:06:03,230 --> 00:06:07,234 Whoa. Chill, bro. You know you can't raise your voice like that when the lion's here. 90 00:06:07,300 --> 00:06:12,039 Yeah. You know what? I got to bail or I'm going to miss my cousin's wedding. 91 00:06:13,140 --> 00:06:15,409 ♪ ♪ [ Classical ] 92 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:20,213 So you can't kill the demon at the end of Level 6? 93 00:06:20,280 --> 00:06:22,450 Do you have the magic arrows? 94 00:06:22,516 --> 00:06:25,753 Easy. Here's what you do. Hide behind the boulder. 95 00:06:25,819 --> 00:06:30,057 When the demon comes out of the cave, shoot him three times with the magic arrows. 96 00:06:30,123 --> 00:06:33,060 Then his head will start to spin. Once that happens, 97 00:06:33,126 --> 00:06:36,263 you jump up on the boulder, you do a flying downward thrust... 98 00:06:36,329 --> 00:06:38,298 with the Sword of Doom and that's it. 99 00:06:38,365 --> 00:06:40,901 Level 6 is done. Thank you. 100 00:06:40,968 --> 00:06:43,236 Thank you. Thank you very much. 101 00:06:43,303 --> 00:06:47,407 Have I told you today how much I love you? Mmm. Hey, Grandma. 102 00:06:47,475 --> 00:06:49,943 Hi, honey. Ooh. You look hot. 103 00:06:50,010 --> 00:06:52,580 Well, I haven't been out and about for a while, 104 00:06:52,646 --> 00:06:54,548 so I thought I'd step it up a notch. 105 00:06:54,615 --> 00:06:59,119 Well, it worked. Good. Oh, your father tells me that you need a place to stay. 106 00:06:59,186 --> 00:07:03,891 Yeah. Just so you know, Sophie left us two weeks ago. 107 00:07:03,957 --> 00:07:06,259 So her room is available if you need it. 108 00:07:06,326 --> 00:07:09,597 Oh, where'd Sophie move to? Heaven. 109 00:07:09,663 --> 00:07:12,199 Ooh. Sorry. Uh, Sophie was so-- 110 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:14,167 Mean and full of hate. Yeah. 111 00:07:14,234 --> 00:07:18,005 So you want to move in tonight? You know what? That's a really sweet offer, 112 00:07:18,071 --> 00:07:22,142 but unfortunately, I promised my friend Jeff I'd stay at his house. 113 00:07:41,028 --> 00:07:45,065 Come in. Hurry up. You sure this is okay? 114 00:07:45,132 --> 00:07:48,435 Yeah. It's totally cool. Just keep your voice down. My roommates are sleeping. 115 00:07:48,502 --> 00:07:51,905 You mean your parents? Yeah, same thing. 116 00:07:51,972 --> 00:07:55,543 Nice jammies. Thanks. They're a present from my roommates. 117 00:07:55,609 --> 00:07:57,711 That's cool. 118 00:07:58,646 --> 00:08:00,781 Here we go. 119 00:08:10,190 --> 00:08:13,594 Um, where am I supposed to sleep? On the air mattress. 120 00:08:13,661 --> 00:08:16,429 Do you need a stuffed animal? I have a dog. I think I have a bear. 121 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:18,331 Yeah, I have a bear. 122 00:08:18,398 --> 00:08:22,202 - What are you, eight? - At least I have my own bed. 123 00:08:22,269 --> 00:08:27,908 - Your bed is a car. - Yeah, but it's a fucking sweet car. 124 00:08:27,975 --> 00:08:30,410 My roommates said they are gonna get me rims for Christmas. 125 00:08:30,477 --> 00:08:34,414 Or a C.B. radio. I can talk to other car beds. That'll be hot. 126 00:08:34,481 --> 00:08:38,285 [ Yawning ] Might get a stereo too. 127 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:41,789 My sister said I should get an alarm. Shut up. 128 00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:15,856 [ Moans ] 129 00:09:15,923 --> 00:09:17,758 Gross. 130 00:09:24,965 --> 00:09:27,735 Oh, yeah. 131 00:09:27,801 --> 00:09:32,840 Come on, Lara. My cock is lost in the jungle and it's up for you to find it. 132 00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:36,343 Oh, Lara, you dirty, dirty adventurer. 133 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:38,812 Come on. Let's go exploring. 134 00:09:38,879 --> 00:09:40,814 Why don't you explore my underwear, baby? 135 00:09:40,881 --> 00:09:42,850 Damn, you look good. 136 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:45,786 What's under the skirt, Lara? 137 00:09:45,853 --> 00:09:48,155 Oh, let's see. Huh? 138 00:09:48,221 --> 00:09:53,193 Ooh, Lara, no panties? How'd you know I liked it like that? 139 00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:55,128 Oh, yeah. Okay. 140 00:09:55,195 --> 00:09:58,999 Ooh, here we go. All right. Here we go. Jeffrey? 141 00:09:59,066 --> 00:10:01,401 - What are you doing up so-- - Oh! Oh, my God! I'm sorry! 142 00:10:01,468 --> 00:10:05,939 I can't stop coming! I'm sorry! It feels so good! 143 00:10:12,479 --> 00:10:15,448 I can't believe you came on my mom. 144 00:10:15,515 --> 00:10:18,852 You might be the biggest perv in the world right now. What were you thinking? 145 00:10:18,919 --> 00:10:20,954 I couldn't sleep. I saw the doll. 146 00:10:21,021 --> 00:10:23,724 So you can't wake me up to play video games or something? 147 00:10:23,791 --> 00:10:28,395 Didn't want to disturb you. You were balls deep in that turtle with a thumb in your mouth. 148 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:30,363 I love my turtle. 149 00:10:30,430 --> 00:10:32,599 Anyway, my mom said you could still stay the night. 150 00:10:32,666 --> 00:10:35,302 Oh, yeah, that's not an awkward breakfast. 151 00:10:35,368 --> 00:10:38,638 Tell her thanks. I'm just going to go crash at the office. 152 00:10:38,706 --> 00:10:42,575 All right, suit yourself. I'll see you in a couple hours. Yeah. 153 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:45,312 You can keep the doll, by the way. 154 00:10:45,378 --> 00:10:47,915 Oh, I was planning on that. 155 00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:50,650 Oh! My doll is a whore. 156 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:14,141 ♪ I wasn't laughing properly ♪ 157 00:11:14,207 --> 00:11:16,877 ♪ When you were talking to me ♪ 158 00:11:16,944 --> 00:11:19,713 ♪ I didn't find it funny ♪ 159 00:11:19,780 --> 00:11:23,250 ♪ Your story didn't do it for me ♪ ♪ 160 00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:27,788 [ Clears Throat ] 161 00:11:27,855 --> 00:11:30,690 Uh, excuse me? 162 00:11:33,894 --> 00:11:36,663 ♪ ♪ [ Heavy Metal ] 163 00:11:36,730 --> 00:11:40,233 [ Turns Off ] Hi. 164 00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:44,471 Good morning. Um, I'm just looking for my office. 165 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:46,106 Are you the new janitor? 166 00:11:46,173 --> 00:11:50,010 No, I'm, uh, Samantha Garson. 167 00:11:50,077 --> 00:11:53,814 I'm here to oversee the final stages of production on "Eternal Death Slayer 3." 168 00:11:53,881 --> 00:11:56,449 Oh, hi. I didn't know anyone new was coming in. 169 00:11:56,516 --> 00:12:01,388 I'm Alex. I'm one of the testers. Do you usually sleep here? 170 00:12:01,454 --> 00:12:05,959 No. I was working late. I love work. I love life. 171 00:12:06,026 --> 00:12:08,128 That's good to know. 172 00:12:08,195 --> 00:12:12,966 Yeah, um, your office is probably the empty one down the hall. 173 00:12:13,033 --> 00:12:15,735 Thank you. Alex, there's-- Yeah? 174 00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:20,373 Brush your teeth. I'll see you later. 175 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:22,409 Thank you. 176 00:12:27,047 --> 00:12:28,982 Yeah. 177 00:12:30,717 --> 00:12:32,853 Johnny. 178 00:12:33,954 --> 00:12:36,056 Who the fuck is Johnny? 179 00:12:49,702 --> 00:12:53,606 ♪ He went so far ♪ 180 00:12:53,673 --> 00:12:56,776 ♪ Across the floor ♪ ♪ 181 00:12:58,078 --> 00:13:01,014 What's up, Douche Bigalow? How'd you sleep last night? 182 00:13:01,081 --> 00:13:03,316 Fine, Speed Racer. What did you do, valet your bed? 183 00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:06,319 Uh, no, but I'll self-park it in your asshole. 184 00:13:06,386 --> 00:13:10,090 Come on. Let's go to lunch. Hey, you remember Lara, don't you? 185 00:13:10,157 --> 00:13:13,726 Yes, I do, and she already has a cold sore. That's a surprise. 186 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:16,696 [ Chuckles, Kissing ] 187 00:13:16,763 --> 00:13:21,068 Hey, word on the street is Mr. Cheezle brought some girl here from New York... 188 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:23,336 to make sure we finish "Eternal Death Slayer" on time. 189 00:13:23,403 --> 00:13:28,041 Yeah, her name's Samantha. She's really hot. She wants to bang me. 190 00:13:28,108 --> 00:13:32,312 I'm sure she does. Are you ready? Oh, please. 191 00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:35,248 Line up, you fucking nerds. Who wants a shot at the champ? 192 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:39,219 Who's going down? 193 00:13:39,286 --> 00:13:41,721 I'm taking the title, old man. 194 00:13:41,788 --> 00:13:45,192 The game... is Frog Bog. 195 00:13:45,258 --> 00:13:47,194 Let's do it. 196 00:13:49,729 --> 00:13:52,465 [ Exhales ] 197 00:13:55,635 --> 00:13:59,472 Om. 198 00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:01,774 [ Inhales, Panting ] 199 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,343 Om. [ Clears Throat ] 200 00:14:05,979 --> 00:14:08,215 - Tea? - Sure. 201 00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:11,251 It's a wonderful dandelion-nettle blend. 202 00:14:11,318 --> 00:14:14,888 Very cleansing. Good for new beginnings. 203 00:14:14,955 --> 00:14:18,625 [ Groans ] 204 00:14:20,427 --> 00:14:23,296 So, Samantha, as you know, our immediate focus... 205 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,999 is the completion of "Eternal Death Slayer 3" in time for the fall. 206 00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:30,971 We've had an enormous amount of bugs at this stage, and, quite frankly, 207 00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:33,606 I'm a little more than concerned. 208 00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:36,543 "Knife Head IV" was in a similar situation, but we met the deadline. 209 00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:40,047 "Jump Rope City" was a total nightmare, and we figured it out. 210 00:14:40,113 --> 00:14:42,082 That's why I brought you in. 211 00:14:42,149 --> 00:14:44,217 To complete E.D.S. 3 on schedule... 212 00:14:44,284 --> 00:14:47,287 so we can free up all the testers for J.P.'s new masterpiece. 213 00:14:47,354 --> 00:14:49,489 Two major titles in one year? 214 00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:52,425 And he's programming and designing them all by himself? 215 00:14:52,492 --> 00:14:54,928 - He must be a genius. - Well, J.P. is not normal. 216 00:14:54,995 --> 00:14:58,698 He created the original "Eternal Death Slayer" when he was only 13. 217 00:14:58,765 --> 00:15:00,667 He's the definition of a prodigy. 218 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:02,970 [ Door Opens ] 219 00:15:12,079 --> 00:15:14,714 - J.P. - Sorry I'm late, Mr. Cheezle. 220 00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:18,685 I was in the middle of another huge breakthrough with the new game. 221 00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:22,189 - How's it looking? - It's the future of gaming. 222 00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:25,192 Breathtaking. Care for tea? 223 00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:30,197 No, I'm good. Uh, I don't believe that we've met. 224 00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:32,399 Oh, this is Samantha Garson. 225 00:15:32,465 --> 00:15:36,003 I brought her in from New York to, uh, be the project manager on E.D.S. 3. 226 00:15:36,069 --> 00:15:39,939 Hi. It's nice to finally meet you. You have quite a reputation. 227 00:15:40,007 --> 00:15:43,443 - Everything you've heard about me is true. - [ Exhales ] 228 00:15:43,510 --> 00:15:48,248 So, uh, if you ever need anything, just please, feel free to call. 229 00:15:48,315 --> 00:15:50,383 I'll give you all my numbers. Thanks, I will. 230 00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:52,385 Seriously, anything you need. 231 00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:55,555 Say, J.P., why don't you show Samantha around the office, introduce her to everyone. 232 00:15:55,622 --> 00:16:00,427 Sure. I cou-- Yeah. I'll put my genius on hold for awhile. 233 00:16:00,493 --> 00:16:04,831 After you, my lady. [ Giggles ] 234 00:16:04,897 --> 00:16:07,400 Namaste, you guys. 235 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:11,471 Did the kids in school hound you for "Eternal Death Slayer" tips? 236 00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:14,807 School. [ Giggles ] I didn't need school. 237 00:16:14,874 --> 00:16:18,711 All I ever cared about were video games, and they've made me a millionaire. 238 00:16:18,778 --> 00:16:21,548 So maybe I don't know what the Civil War was... 239 00:16:21,614 --> 00:16:25,385 or who invented the helicopter, even though I own one. 240 00:16:25,452 --> 00:16:28,688 But I did beat "The Legend of Zelda" before I could walk. 241 00:16:28,755 --> 00:16:30,823 That's cool. Yeah. 242 00:16:30,890 --> 00:16:34,761 I'm thinking of getting metal legs. It's a risky operation, but it'll be worth it. 243 00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:36,596 [ Shouting ] What's in here? 244 00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:38,665 It's just the kids in their break room. 245 00:16:38,731 --> 00:16:42,735 Or as I call it, "The Stupid Idiot Room Full of Jerks." 246 00:16:42,802 --> 00:16:44,971 Mine's the biggest office-- Let's check it out. 247 00:16:45,038 --> 00:16:47,440 [ Shouting Continues ] 248 00:16:49,576 --> 00:16:51,844 Let's go! You suck! You suck! 249 00:16:51,911 --> 00:16:54,447 [ All Shouting ] 250 00:16:56,949 --> 00:16:59,086 I thought you were good at this, man. 251 00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:06,526 Oh, flies. I'm a frog. I'm eating flies. A lot more than you. 252 00:17:06,593 --> 00:17:09,096 [ Man ] Eat that frog dick, Timmy! Eat it! 253 00:17:09,162 --> 00:17:11,030 I'm sorry you had to see this. 254 00:17:11,098 --> 00:17:15,102 It's all these poor knaves have to look forward to every day. 255 00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:18,538 Yeah! Your shit's weak! Shit's weak! 256 00:17:18,605 --> 00:17:20,540 [ All Shouting ] 257 00:17:20,607 --> 00:17:23,410 Whoa! Yeah! Yeah! 258 00:17:23,476 --> 00:17:26,446 Your shit's weak! Wizzeak! 259 00:17:26,513 --> 00:17:30,350 You never had a chance, Timmy. I'll get you eventually, gray bush. Time is on my side. 260 00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:32,885 Hey, at least I have a bush. 261 00:17:32,952 --> 00:17:37,357 Shit's weak! Oh, hey, Samantha. Sorry you had to hear that. 262 00:17:37,424 --> 00:17:40,327 No. Congratulations on having a bush. 263 00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:42,262 How do you two know each other? 264 00:17:42,329 --> 00:17:46,333 I woke him up here this morning. He fell asleep working late last night. 265 00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:49,502 Yeah, well, that's what old people do. They fall asleep. 266 00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:53,140 [ Giggles ] Wow, J.P., that is a great outfit. 267 00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:57,076 How much do clothes cost in the Matrix? 268 00:17:57,144 --> 00:18:00,447 So funny I forgot to laugh. [ Giggles ] 269 00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:02,649 Hi, I'm Jeff. I have a bush too. It's not gray. 270 00:18:02,715 --> 00:18:04,751 Hey! What? 271 00:18:04,817 --> 00:18:06,719 My bush isn't really gray. 272 00:18:06,786 --> 00:18:09,289 Not according to my mom. I thought I told you to quit talking about that. 273 00:18:09,356 --> 00:18:11,724 People keep asking me about it. Um-- 274 00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:16,296 I'm really sorry to have to leave this conversation, but I will see you guys later. 275 00:18:16,363 --> 00:18:18,498 Get back to work, testers. 276 00:18:18,565 --> 00:18:21,901 Hey, Samantha, don't take the red pill! [ Laughing ] 277 00:18:21,968 --> 00:18:26,373 [ Imitating Robot Hydraulics ] 278 00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:28,508 [ Imitating Machine Gun ] 279 00:18:28,575 --> 00:18:30,410 [ Imitating Robot Voice ] Adios, turd nuggets. 280 00:18:30,477 --> 00:18:35,148 [ Imitating Hydraulics ] 281 00:18:38,151 --> 00:18:40,287 Wow. 282 00:18:51,664 --> 00:18:55,034 Hey, Timmy, any chance I can crash on your couch tonight? 283 00:18:55,101 --> 00:18:58,104 Why? So you can jerk off on my mom? 284 00:18:58,171 --> 00:19:01,073 Jeff's a fucking liar, Timmy! 285 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,109 What's that? 286 00:19:03,176 --> 00:19:07,647 How many people did you tell about the incident with me and your mom? 287 00:19:07,714 --> 00:19:11,384 Thirteen, maybe. Why? I didn't know it was a secret. 288 00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:14,254 No, you're right. Your mom would really appreciate it. 289 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:19,726 My bad. Sorry. It's all right. 290 00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:22,028 So where are you going to crash tonight? 291 00:19:22,094 --> 00:19:26,633 Um, this, uh-- this really cute chick I've known for a long time... 292 00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:29,302 said that I could sleep over with her and her two crazy girlfriends. 293 00:19:29,369 --> 00:19:31,137 No way! Yep. 294 00:19:31,204 --> 00:19:32,972 Three chicks and you? 295 00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:35,642 Yeah. I'll call you later and let you know which bed I end up in. 296 00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:39,246 Totally. Oh, my roommate's here. Later, 'gator. Later. 297 00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:46,286 - Hi, honey. - Hi, Mommy. 298 00:19:46,353 --> 00:19:49,021 Did you have a good day? I did. Did you remember to TiVo Samurai Jack? 299 00:19:49,088 --> 00:19:50,590 I did. 300 00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:04,537 [ Grandma ] Oh, honey, they work you too hard there. 301 00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:08,808 That's a long day. It's not that tough of a job, though, Grandma. But thank you. 302 00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:13,713 [ Chuckling ] You are something else. You must be starving, darling. 303 00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:15,682 Yeah, I could eat. 304 00:20:18,685 --> 00:20:21,988 That's, uh, quite the buffet you have there. 305 00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:24,223 Thank you, Mr. President. 306 00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:29,362 Oh, Grace, you remember my grandson Alex. 307 00:20:29,429 --> 00:20:31,531 Our new roommate. 308 00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:38,438 How long you staying? Um, just till I find a new apartment. 309 00:20:38,505 --> 00:20:40,873 - Do you have a girlfriend? - No. 310 00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:44,844 - How old are you now? - I'll be 36 in October. 311 00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:47,714 My grandson's gay too. I'll give you his number. 312 00:20:47,780 --> 00:20:51,351 I'm not gay, but thank you. Denial. 313 00:20:52,885 --> 00:20:56,756 Wow. That Grace sure makes me feel warm and welcome. 314 00:20:56,823 --> 00:21:00,192 Well, you'd be bitter too if you had four husbands die on you. 315 00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:03,396 Probably suicides. 316 00:21:03,463 --> 00:21:07,334 I was just kidding. There we go. Here's your din-din. 317 00:21:08,835 --> 00:21:11,404 Oh, watch-- It's hot. Ooh, be careful-- 318 00:21:11,471 --> 00:21:13,906 Okay, so that's chicken cutlet, leftover lasagna... 319 00:21:13,973 --> 00:21:15,908 some scrambled eggs, 320 00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:19,011 some pudding and-- and, oh, wait a minute. 321 00:21:19,078 --> 00:21:21,047 A piece of the wedding cake. 322 00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:25,552 - That is awesome, Grandma. Thank you. - Ah, you're welcome. 323 00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:33,660 Here's your new room, baby. 324 00:21:33,726 --> 00:21:36,863 Wow, Grandma, this is nice. Oh, good. 325 00:21:39,065 --> 00:21:41,468 Hey, uh, Sophie didn't die in the bed, did she? 326 00:21:41,534 --> 00:21:43,570 Oh, no. Good, good, good. 327 00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:46,573 No. She fell out of bed and died right here. Ew! 328 00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:50,510 Oh, I am so happy that you're here, honey. 329 00:21:52,712 --> 00:21:55,415 Thank you so much, again. Sweet dreams, darling. 330 00:21:55,482 --> 00:21:57,650 Oh, thanks. Okay. 331 00:21:57,717 --> 00:22:00,820 - See you in the morning. - You sure will. 332 00:22:00,887 --> 00:22:02,722 [ Door Closes ] 333 00:22:03,790 --> 00:22:05,725 Ew. 334 00:22:10,497 --> 00:22:14,401 [ Creaking ] 335 00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:24,577 [ Groaning ] 336 00:22:24,644 --> 00:22:27,179 [ Woman's Voice ] I died on the floor, 337 00:22:27,246 --> 00:22:30,817 and nobody helped me. 338 00:22:30,883 --> 00:22:34,854 You have got to be fucking shitting me. 339 00:22:34,921 --> 00:22:40,527 Oh, it's so cold when you're dead. 340 00:22:40,593 --> 00:22:42,429 I swear to God I would have helped you, Sophie. 341 00:22:42,495 --> 00:22:44,697 Please don't kill me. I would have helped you. I just wasn't here-- 342 00:22:44,764 --> 00:22:47,266 - Gotcha! - Oh, my God! 343 00:22:47,333 --> 00:22:49,268 [ Laughing ] 344 00:22:49,335 --> 00:22:52,839 - You scaredy-cat. - What the hell are you doing, Grandma? 345 00:22:52,905 --> 00:22:55,141 Well, I told you we were going to have fun. 346 00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:57,944 Yeah. Sweetie? 347 00:22:58,010 --> 00:23:00,947 Uh-huh? Don't curse. You're better than that. 348 00:23:01,013 --> 00:23:05,952 Okay. Fuck! 349 00:23:06,018 --> 00:23:08,788 That's fucking crazy. 350 00:23:08,855 --> 00:23:13,593 [ Ticking ] [ Loud Chiming ] 351 00:23:13,660 --> 00:23:17,630 Oh, God. What is happening? 352 00:23:17,697 --> 00:23:20,467 [ Chiming Continues ] What the-- 353 00:23:21,701 --> 00:23:25,438 What? Come on. Stop that. 354 00:23:25,505 --> 00:23:27,907 Why are you doing this to me? 355 00:23:27,974 --> 00:23:30,276 [ Chiming Stops ] 356 00:23:30,342 --> 00:23:33,713 Thank you. Thank you. 357 00:23:33,780 --> 00:23:36,248 Thank you. Thank you. 358 00:23:36,315 --> 00:23:39,719 Oh, rise and shine. 359 00:23:39,786 --> 00:23:42,188 Go take a tinkle and be sure to wash your hands, 360 00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:45,157 - then come down and have breakfast. - Okay, Grandma. 361 00:23:50,597 --> 00:23:56,102 Wow! That was a great breakfast. 362 00:23:56,168 --> 00:23:58,638 Grandma, I'm going to go back to sleep now. 363 00:23:58,705 --> 00:24:00,540 Oh. Well, don't you have to go to work? 364 00:24:00,607 --> 00:24:03,342 Actually, I don't have to be at work for another three and a half hours. 365 00:24:03,409 --> 00:24:06,579 Oh, that's wonderful that you have all this extra time, 366 00:24:06,646 --> 00:24:09,381 because we really could use your help around the house. 367 00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:11,584 Oh, not a problem. What do you need me to do? 368 00:24:11,651 --> 00:24:15,287 Mmm, just a few chores. 369 00:24:15,354 --> 00:24:18,390 ♪ I don't need to need you ♪ 370 00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:20,459 ♪ Tell me what to do ♪ 371 00:24:20,527 --> 00:24:23,530 ♪ Tell me what to say ♪ 372 00:24:23,596 --> 00:24:26,499 ♪ Don't you wanna help me ♪ 373 00:24:26,566 --> 00:24:29,068 ♪ Tell me what to do ♪ 374 00:24:29,135 --> 00:24:32,471 ♪ Help me find the way ♪ Here you go, honey. 375 00:24:32,539 --> 00:24:36,909 ♪ Hopefully You make no mistake ♪ 376 00:24:36,976 --> 00:24:40,980 ♪ If you learn from what you've got to take ♪ 377 00:24:41,047 --> 00:24:45,852 ♪ Good or bad It's all gonna add up ♪ 378 00:24:45,918 --> 00:24:49,556 ♪ In the end But you can never win ♪ 379 00:24:58,497 --> 00:25:01,367 ♪ Don't need to need you ♪ ♪ Don't tell me how ♪ 380 00:25:01,433 --> 00:25:04,136 ♪ ♪ [ Fades Out ] 381 00:25:05,905 --> 00:25:08,708 All right, you guys, I'm gonna need you to go all the way back... 382 00:25:08,775 --> 00:25:11,878 and recheck, starting with Level 1, okay? 383 00:25:11,944 --> 00:25:14,513 Kane, you are gonna take 1 through 3. 384 00:25:14,581 --> 00:25:19,118 - Whatever you need, Samantha. - Barry, you'll cover 4 through 6. 385 00:25:19,185 --> 00:25:21,821 Yeah, I can do that. No problem. You're great. 386 00:25:21,888 --> 00:25:25,625 Jeff, you're already working on 7 through 9, so why don't you just stick with those. 387 00:25:25,692 --> 00:25:27,827 Let's do it. 388 00:25:27,894 --> 00:25:31,297 The levels, I mean. Not sex. 389 00:25:31,363 --> 00:25:33,800 Sorry. All right. 390 00:25:33,866 --> 00:25:36,569 Alex, I need you to deal with 10 through 15, 391 00:25:36,636 --> 00:25:39,639 because those are the real problem levels and-- [ Farting ] 392 00:25:39,706 --> 00:25:42,842 - [ Chuckling ] - Is he sleeping? 393 00:25:42,909 --> 00:25:44,844 Yes, and possibly shitting his pants. 394 00:25:44,911 --> 00:25:47,479 - [ All Laughing ] - Wake up, dude. 395 00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:49,916 No chores, Grandma! 396 00:25:49,982 --> 00:25:53,019 - Nice rip, Alex. - [ Chuckling ] 397 00:25:53,085 --> 00:25:55,822 Rip what? 398 00:25:55,888 --> 00:25:58,024 All right, you guys. Come on. Get to work. It's crunch time. 399 00:25:58,090 --> 00:26:01,127 Seriously, rip what? Why are you so tired? 400 00:26:01,193 --> 00:26:03,596 Uh, maybe 'cause I was with three chicks last night. 401 00:26:03,663 --> 00:26:06,132 Something you'd know nothing about. 402 00:26:06,198 --> 00:26:10,502 [ J.P. ] Excuse you. Hey, look, it's Bono's brother. 403 00:26:10,569 --> 00:26:12,839 So how'd the loser conference go? 404 00:26:12,905 --> 00:26:15,975 Those losers are gonna make sure your game releases on time. 405 00:26:16,042 --> 00:26:19,145 Oh, no, of course. Uh, they're-- they're the best. 406 00:26:20,713 --> 00:26:24,416 I want to get you a black cobra. 407 00:26:24,483 --> 00:26:26,786 Just to go around the neck. 408 00:26:26,853 --> 00:26:30,222 J.P., I got to stay on top of these guys. 409 00:26:32,859 --> 00:26:35,361 [ Robot Voice ] Please get on top of me. 410 00:26:42,735 --> 00:26:45,271 [ Screaming ] 411 00:26:45,337 --> 00:26:48,641 Here, honey, I made you some Jell-O with no fruit... 412 00:26:48,708 --> 00:26:50,609 'cause I know how much you hate it. 413 00:26:50,677 --> 00:26:53,780 And you got cheese and crackers and some chocolate milk to wash it all down. 414 00:26:53,846 --> 00:26:57,183 That's great. Thank you. Oh, what's this? 415 00:26:57,249 --> 00:27:00,419 [ Alex ] Mmm, this is a video game I'm making. 416 00:27:00,486 --> 00:27:03,990 It's kind of like a side project. Oh, good for you, honey. 417 00:27:04,056 --> 00:27:07,459 - Hey, you want to play it? - Well, I don't know. 418 00:27:07,526 --> 00:27:10,596 Okay. 419 00:27:10,663 --> 00:27:12,865 You are so talented. 420 00:27:12,932 --> 00:27:16,568 I remember the birdhouse you made way back at grade school. 421 00:27:16,635 --> 00:27:20,707 This is a little more violent than the birdhouse. It's called "Demonik." 422 00:27:20,773 --> 00:27:25,077 You play a demon who's been summoned from hell to clean out this meth lab. 423 00:27:25,144 --> 00:27:27,780 Space shuttle. 424 00:27:27,847 --> 00:27:30,482 So... this helps you look around. 425 00:27:30,549 --> 00:27:35,021 This button is to punch. This is to jump. This is to duck. 426 00:27:35,087 --> 00:27:37,790 This right trigger brings up your magic spell menu. 427 00:27:37,857 --> 00:27:40,392 And the left trigger lets you use your magic spells. 428 00:27:40,459 --> 00:27:42,729 H-H-How do you make him walk? 429 00:27:42,795 --> 00:27:44,864 Oh, that's this stick right here. This here? 430 00:27:44,931 --> 00:27:46,933 [ Alex ] Oh, there you go. Oh, yeah, walk over here. 431 00:27:46,999 --> 00:27:51,637 Okay, go in this room. Okay, use your telekinesis power to lift those objects. 432 00:27:51,704 --> 00:27:53,505 I don't see a telephone anywhere. 433 00:27:53,572 --> 00:27:56,675 No, no. It's like a mind power. Hit the red button. Red. 434 00:27:56,743 --> 00:27:59,045 Ooh, perfect. 435 00:27:59,111 --> 00:28:01,580 Okay, you know what, use your fireballs to blow a hole in that wall. 436 00:28:01,647 --> 00:28:04,383 - Uh, f-f-fire. - Yeah, yeah, that's great. That's great. 437 00:28:04,450 --> 00:28:08,020 - Go in there. Go in there. - Is this a good or a bad guy? 438 00:28:08,087 --> 00:28:10,022 Uh, that's a bad guy. He's a drug dealer. Kill him. 439 00:28:10,089 --> 00:28:13,292 Oh. Oh, I hate violence. But, oh, drugs are bad. 440 00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:17,196 - [ Grandma ] Wow! - Ooh, nice Death Spike. 441 00:28:17,263 --> 00:28:19,799 Okay, now go in here and use your lightning to blow up those barrels. 442 00:28:20,900 --> 00:28:23,870 Ooh! [ Giggling ] Oh, isn't that pretty? 443 00:28:23,936 --> 00:28:26,005 Yeah. Oh, this is fun. 444 00:28:26,072 --> 00:28:28,374 Hey, wow, you got to a checkpoint. 445 00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:30,777 Is that good? Yeah. 446 00:28:33,045 --> 00:28:34,981 Well, so that's my game. 447 00:28:35,047 --> 00:28:38,017 And, uh, you know what, I have a little more work to do, so if you want to just-- 448 00:28:38,084 --> 00:28:42,855 Uh-uh. Wait your turn. I'm on a roll here. Ooh. 449 00:28:42,922 --> 00:28:45,591 Take that, you dirty dopers. 450 00:28:45,657 --> 00:28:50,496 Hey, you know what, Grandma? Um, I actually have to go see a friend and get some stuff. 451 00:28:50,562 --> 00:28:54,934 So, uh, you keep playing, and I'll see you later. 452 00:28:55,001 --> 00:28:57,837 Love you. Oh. 453 00:29:10,917 --> 00:29:13,953 I can't believe there are people in this world who still don't have cable. 454 00:29:14,020 --> 00:29:17,556 [ Clicking Tongue, Laughing ] 455 00:29:17,623 --> 00:29:20,326 Dr. Shakalu gets it. Yeah, he does. 456 00:29:20,392 --> 00:29:22,761 Anyways, here's a black box that gets all the channels, 457 00:29:22,829 --> 00:29:25,331 plus pay-per-view and a bunch of extra wires. 458 00:29:25,397 --> 00:29:28,134 Just don't let a cop see it or Grandma's doing some time. 459 00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:31,403 So, uh, how do you two know each other? 460 00:29:31,470 --> 00:29:34,040 I met the doctor at a cockfight in Pomona. 461 00:29:34,106 --> 00:29:36,909 He's hooking me up with the lion. It comes tomorrow. Great. 462 00:29:36,976 --> 00:29:42,114 Plus, he brought over some crazy Zimbabwean weed that'll turn you into a deer. 463 00:29:42,181 --> 00:29:44,016 [ Laughing ] 464 00:29:44,083 --> 00:29:47,854 You know that lions eat deer, right? 465 00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:52,024 That's true, kid. Doctor, we got to be careful. 466 00:29:53,993 --> 00:29:56,028 Oh, shit. I've been here three hours? 467 00:29:56,095 --> 00:29:58,530 I don't have antlers, do I? No. You're cool, bro. 468 00:29:58,597 --> 00:30:02,268 Thanks for all this. And, Doctor? [ Clicks Tongue ] 469 00:30:03,702 --> 00:30:06,906 Ooh, sorry. Anytime, kid. 470 00:30:26,392 --> 00:30:31,397 Oh, yes! Finally, a roommate who goes shopping. 471 00:30:31,463 --> 00:30:34,000 Chicken cutlet. 472 00:30:34,066 --> 00:30:36,102 Spaghetti with garlic bread. 473 00:30:36,168 --> 00:30:38,637 Oh, my God, the wings to go with the breast. 474 00:30:38,704 --> 00:30:42,008 I don't know what you are, but I'm gonna fucking eat you too. 475 00:30:51,383 --> 00:30:54,620 Of course she doesn't have a microwave. She's fucking 100. 476 00:31:01,660 --> 00:31:05,397 [ Bubbling ] 477 00:31:15,874 --> 00:31:18,010 Ooh. 478 00:31:18,877 --> 00:31:21,547 Yeah, Dante. 479 00:31:21,613 --> 00:31:24,216 Let's see, let's see. 480 00:31:25,918 --> 00:31:28,654 Good night, my friend. Sleep well. 481 00:31:31,690 --> 00:31:33,625 Ooh! 482 00:31:35,527 --> 00:31:37,829 [ Sizzling ] 483 00:31:37,896 --> 00:31:39,932 Ooh, dinnertime. 484 00:31:39,999 --> 00:31:45,371 Oh, fucking bitch, cock-sucking-fucker-ass-fuck! 485 00:31:45,437 --> 00:31:47,906 Oh! Goddamn it! 486 00:31:51,677 --> 00:31:53,479 [ Grunts ] [ Screams ] 487 00:31:54,646 --> 00:31:56,949 [ Clears Throat ] 488 00:31:58,817 --> 00:32:01,087 Let me guess. Was your dick on fire? 489 00:32:01,153 --> 00:32:03,089 Yeah. Hey, Jeff. 490 00:32:03,155 --> 00:32:05,057 Oh, hey, Alex. Hey. 491 00:32:05,124 --> 00:32:09,128 So, um, I-I finished my first level last night. How far are you, Alex? 492 00:32:09,195 --> 00:32:11,830 Does it look like I got any levels done last night? 493 00:32:11,897 --> 00:32:13,799 Oh, my God. Geez. That's crazy. 494 00:32:13,865 --> 00:32:16,468 Wait, wait. Don't tell me your roommates did that to you. 495 00:32:17,769 --> 00:32:19,838 Yeah. Yeah. I-It was my roommates. 496 00:32:19,905 --> 00:32:23,342 They, uh-- They're crazy. They're crazy. They tied me up. 497 00:32:23,409 --> 00:32:26,412 I was like one of those, uh, calves at the rodeo, all helpless. 498 00:32:26,478 --> 00:32:30,716 And you know what? Just when I was about to scream for the police, I came. 499 00:32:30,782 --> 00:32:33,085 - Ohh! - And-And that felt nice. 500 00:32:33,152 --> 00:32:35,454 That is nuts. That is so hot. 501 00:32:35,521 --> 00:32:39,225 Hey, you guys. Kane, can you take a look at that for me? Thanks. 502 00:32:39,291 --> 00:32:41,393 Whoa. Alex, what happened? 503 00:32:41,460 --> 00:32:44,563 There was a fire and I was-- I was trying to save it from this baby-- 504 00:32:44,630 --> 00:32:47,166 No, he's banging his three roommates. They tied him up last night. 505 00:32:47,233 --> 00:32:49,268 They had crazy orgies, like, all week. 506 00:32:49,335 --> 00:32:51,637 I don't know what they're talking about. They're just joking. 507 00:32:51,703 --> 00:32:53,639 No, we're not. You literally just told us that. 508 00:32:53,705 --> 00:32:56,075 Yeah, well, I don't think that's very smart, 509 00:32:56,142 --> 00:32:58,210 considering you work with your hands. Yeah. 510 00:32:58,277 --> 00:33:01,647 May I see you in my office for a minute, please? Yeah. 511 00:33:02,781 --> 00:33:05,451 - Ooh! - Busted! 512 00:33:05,517 --> 00:33:08,154 You are so fired. You guys are assholes. 513 00:33:08,220 --> 00:33:10,589 - Bye. - Hey, you know what? I-I forgot something. 514 00:33:10,656 --> 00:33:12,491 What? This. 515 00:33:12,558 --> 00:33:15,061 Oh, my God! Are you serious? 516 00:33:15,127 --> 00:33:17,196 I think he fucking shattered it. 517 00:33:25,204 --> 00:33:29,808 All right. Look, Alex, this game has to get finished. 518 00:33:29,875 --> 00:33:33,512 And you are the most experienced guy I have here. I'm really counting on you. 519 00:33:33,579 --> 00:33:37,883 My hands being burnt will not affect me finishing my levels at all. 520 00:33:37,949 --> 00:33:40,386 Well, I sure hope it doesn't. 521 00:33:40,452 --> 00:33:42,388 It won't. 522 00:33:45,124 --> 00:33:49,528 You know, you seem really out of place in the video game world. 523 00:33:49,595 --> 00:33:53,432 - Why? 'Cause I'm a woman? - No, 'cause you're a really hot woman, 524 00:33:53,499 --> 00:33:55,567 and you are swimming in a sea of virgins. 525 00:33:55,634 --> 00:33:59,971 Well, that is very flattering and revealing, Alex. 526 00:34:00,038 --> 00:34:02,208 Look, I know you think I'm really hot too, 527 00:34:02,274 --> 00:34:04,743 and you want to go out with me after work and get a drink. 528 00:34:04,810 --> 00:34:08,447 But I have this very serious deadline that my boss gave me. 529 00:34:08,514 --> 00:34:11,850 So until I finish my levels, I can't have any distractions. 530 00:34:11,917 --> 00:34:16,122 - I guess I'll just have to suffer until then. - Sorry. 531 00:34:16,188 --> 00:34:19,258 [ Woman ] Mr. Cheezle on line two. I have to take this. 532 00:34:19,325 --> 00:34:21,760 Avoid his tea parties. [ Gagging ] 533 00:34:21,827 --> 00:34:23,829 Hello. 534 00:34:29,435 --> 00:34:31,703 What are you doing, J.P.? 535 00:34:34,473 --> 00:34:36,842 Just thinking about my game. 536 00:34:36,908 --> 00:34:38,644 Huh. How's that going? 537 00:34:40,779 --> 00:34:43,149 People will bow to it. 538 00:34:45,584 --> 00:34:47,653 All right. That-That's creepy. 539 00:34:50,389 --> 00:34:52,691 [ Robot Voice ] I hate your face. 540 00:34:58,664 --> 00:35:00,566 Did you say something? 541 00:35:05,171 --> 00:35:07,573 You're fucking weird. 542 00:35:13,945 --> 00:35:16,282 How can he see me? 543 00:35:17,983 --> 00:35:21,787 Before we can roast it, I want to get the heat in the pan nice and high. 544 00:35:21,853 --> 00:35:24,623 And we're going to salt and pepper the pork-- [ Continues ] 545 00:35:24,690 --> 00:35:28,594 Hello, ladies. Enjoying the new cable? 546 00:35:28,660 --> 00:35:31,463 Some of the places do with string, some of the places do with a net. 547 00:35:31,530 --> 00:35:33,399 You like that cooking channel, huh, Grandma? 548 00:35:33,465 --> 00:35:36,034 And it's all food, all day. 549 00:35:36,101 --> 00:35:38,837 That's all they do, is they make food. 550 00:35:38,904 --> 00:35:41,039 I want to eat the TV. 551 00:35:41,106 --> 00:35:45,911 Thanks a lot, Alex. Maybe tomorrow you can introduce them to heroin. 552 00:35:45,977 --> 00:35:49,181 ...with a label on it. It's very rare to see a beer stein-- [ Continues ] 553 00:35:49,248 --> 00:35:51,383 What's this? Antiques Roadshow. 554 00:35:51,450 --> 00:35:53,552 What's that? Oh, it's great. 555 00:35:53,619 --> 00:35:56,622 People a take in crap and then find out it's worth a lot of money. 556 00:35:56,688 --> 00:35:59,391 Move over, Bea. 557 00:36:01,593 --> 00:36:04,296 I'm an antique. Yes, you are, Bea. 558 00:36:04,363 --> 00:36:07,599 King Gambrinus, who is the patron saint of beer-- 559 00:36:07,666 --> 00:36:11,136 So, ladies, I kind of need to use the televi-- 560 00:36:11,203 --> 00:36:13,839 Shh! Go read your Playgirl or something. 561 00:36:15,607 --> 00:36:19,311 $4,000 for a beer mug? That's ridiculous. 562 00:36:19,378 --> 00:36:22,714 And we'll be right back as the Antiques Roadshow marathon continues. 563 00:36:22,781 --> 00:36:24,916 Marathon? Fuck me. 564 00:36:26,552 --> 00:36:29,054 [ Grunts ] 565 00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:31,189 Come on. 566 00:36:31,257 --> 00:36:34,293 Ooh. Hi. You're dead. Bye-bye. 567 00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:38,364 [ Cell Phone Rings ] What's up? J-dog. 568 00:36:38,430 --> 00:36:40,966 Hey, J-dork, it's Alex. What's going on, shit lips? 569 00:36:41,032 --> 00:36:44,503 Uh, not much. Look, I need you to do me a huge favor. 570 00:36:44,570 --> 00:36:47,239 You're not jerking off on my dad. Ha, ha. Very funny. 571 00:36:47,306 --> 00:36:51,142 No, I really need your help. Do you think you can do some of my levels? 572 00:36:51,209 --> 00:36:53,178 What? No. Why can't you do them? 573 00:36:53,245 --> 00:36:56,415 Look, my roommates won't let me get any work done. They're insane. 574 00:36:56,482 --> 00:37:00,252 They won't stop watching... porn. 575 00:37:00,319 --> 00:37:04,089 I can't get anything done. They're total nymphos. You got to help me. 576 00:37:04,155 --> 00:37:06,157 You're dead to me. Over. 577 00:37:06,224 --> 00:37:08,694 Oh. Jeff's a good friend. 578 00:37:10,061 --> 00:37:13,265 [ Woman ] Uh, this is not an ordinary Tiffany lamp. 579 00:37:13,332 --> 00:37:16,167 This one is a fish lamp. 580 00:37:16,234 --> 00:37:19,505 You can see that there are fish swimming. 581 00:37:19,571 --> 00:37:23,742 - The glass that these fish are-- - [ Chiming ] 582 00:37:23,809 --> 00:37:26,177 It's 6:00 already? 583 00:37:26,244 --> 00:37:30,482 Ooh! Okay, I'll make you some breakfast before you do your chores. 584 00:37:30,549 --> 00:37:32,784 Oh, no, no, no, Grandma, don't worry. No. 585 00:37:34,286 --> 00:37:37,523 I'm not that hungry. I was going to go into work early also. 586 00:37:37,589 --> 00:37:39,725 I don't-- I don't have time to do any chores today. 587 00:37:39,791 --> 00:37:42,193 Oh, it's just a couple of things, sweetie. 588 00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:44,296 Do you know how to use a sandblaster? 589 00:37:48,099 --> 00:37:50,135 Where did you get that? 590 00:37:50,201 --> 00:37:54,373 Oh, well, there was a break in the marathon on TV, so I did some of your laundry. 591 00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:59,244 I found that vase in your bag and, well, it smelled terrible, so I cleaned it. 592 00:37:59,311 --> 00:38:01,347 Doesn't it look nice? 593 00:38:02,814 --> 00:38:05,484 Thanks. 594 00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:13,892 Fruit cup? Nice. Way to go, Mom. 595 00:38:13,959 --> 00:38:16,528 Challenge. 596 00:38:16,595 --> 00:38:20,298 Quiet, Bobby. Can't you see Alex is sleeping? He's not taking challenges. 597 00:38:20,366 --> 00:38:23,402 No. I'm challenging you, Jeff. 598 00:38:23,469 --> 00:38:25,537 To what game? 599 00:38:25,604 --> 00:38:28,507 A little "Dance Dance Revolution." 600 00:38:28,574 --> 00:38:30,676 That's great, Bobby, 601 00:38:30,742 --> 00:38:34,646 but we don't have "Dance Dance Revolution," so you're dumb. 602 00:38:36,415 --> 00:38:40,719 - [ Male Computer Voice ] Ultramix 2! - When the hell did we get this? 603 00:38:40,786 --> 00:38:42,954 It just came in this morning. 604 00:38:43,021 --> 00:38:45,991 Suddenly, you're not such a big shit-talker anymore, are you, Jeff? 605 00:38:46,057 --> 00:38:48,927 Looks like my days are numbered here at Brainasium. 606 00:38:48,994 --> 00:38:52,030 Well, can you at least go first so I can see what I'm doing? 607 00:38:52,097 --> 00:38:55,300 Oh, with pleasure. 608 00:38:55,367 --> 00:38:57,569 Yeah, lose the Woody Allen jacket. 609 00:39:00,071 --> 00:39:02,374 ♪ ♪ [ Hip-hop ] 610 00:39:02,441 --> 00:39:05,377 [ Male Computer Voice ] Dreamin', dreamin', groovin', if you know what I mean. 611 00:39:05,444 --> 00:39:07,413 It's movin' on the scene. All right. 612 00:39:07,479 --> 00:39:09,114 ♪ Break it for me Break the one game ♪ 613 00:39:09,180 --> 00:39:10,982 ♪ Break the moves And be the dance hall king ♪ 614 00:39:11,049 --> 00:39:13,151 ♪ Ooh, Chaka Khan Open in the front ♪ 615 00:39:13,218 --> 00:39:14,720 ♪ ♪ [ Continues ] 616 00:39:14,786 --> 00:39:16,622 ♪ Break it for me Break the one game ♪ 617 00:39:16,688 --> 00:39:19,391 ♪ Break the moves And be the dance hall king ♪ 618 00:39:19,458 --> 00:39:22,761 ♪ ♪ [ Continues ] 619 00:39:22,828 --> 00:39:24,763 ♪ Break it for me Break the one game ♪ 620 00:39:24,830 --> 00:39:28,266 ♪ Break the moves And be the dance hall king ♪ 621 00:39:28,333 --> 00:39:31,503 ♪ ♪ [ Ends ] 622 00:39:31,570 --> 00:39:34,440 Oh, how the mighty have fallen. 623 00:39:34,506 --> 00:39:38,677 Good stuff, Bobby. Nice moves. That was hot. 624 00:39:38,744 --> 00:39:42,581 Well, let's see what we got here. Hmm. 625 00:39:45,283 --> 00:39:47,486 ♪ ♪ [ Hip-hop ] 626 00:39:47,553 --> 00:39:49,821 [ Computer Voice ] Are you ready? Dance! 627 00:40:02,267 --> 00:40:06,572 [ Computer Voice ] You're gonna break the game, you're so good! 628 00:40:06,638 --> 00:40:09,575 [ Siren Blares ] 629 00:40:15,046 --> 00:40:20,185 ♪ ♪ [ Ends ] Whoo! That game is fun! Oh, my God! 630 00:40:20,251 --> 00:40:23,154 - [ Computer Voice ] A new high score. - What does "high score" mean? 631 00:40:23,221 --> 00:40:25,423 New high score. Is that bad? 632 00:40:25,491 --> 00:40:28,594 What does that mean? Did I break it? 633 00:40:28,660 --> 00:40:31,463 ♪ ♪ [ Techno ] 634 00:40:50,281 --> 00:40:52,417 [ Knocking ] 635 00:40:52,484 --> 00:40:54,786 ♪ ♪ [ Continues ] 636 00:41:05,997 --> 00:41:07,899 Hey, J.P. 637 00:41:09,735 --> 00:41:13,104 - Do-Do you have a second? - ♪ ♪ [ Stops ] 638 00:41:13,171 --> 00:41:15,040 You didn't knock, Kane. 639 00:41:15,106 --> 00:41:19,210 I did. But I think that the music was a little loud. 640 00:41:19,277 --> 00:41:21,279 Are you afraid of it? 641 00:41:21,346 --> 00:41:24,683 No. I-- I just don't like techno. 642 00:41:24,750 --> 00:41:28,153 You would if you had robot ears. 643 00:41:28,219 --> 00:41:31,823 [ Typing ] Yeah, I guess. 644 00:41:31,890 --> 00:41:35,561 Anyway, I had a suggestion for "Eternal Death Slayer." 645 00:41:35,627 --> 00:41:37,462 - You know the dwarves in-- - Three. 646 00:41:37,529 --> 00:41:39,531 What? 647 00:41:39,598 --> 00:41:42,400 "Eternal Death Slayer 3." 648 00:41:42,467 --> 00:41:44,870 Three. Sorry. 649 00:41:44,936 --> 00:41:47,873 Anyway, don't you think that the dwarves on Level 4... 650 00:41:47,939 --> 00:41:51,376 look a little too similar to the elves on Level 6? 651 00:41:51,442 --> 00:41:53,178 Might be a little too confusing. 652 00:41:53,244 --> 00:41:55,380 Well, that's an interesting theory, Kane. 653 00:41:55,446 --> 00:41:59,217 But redesigning all those characters at this stage would be way too expensive. 654 00:41:59,284 --> 00:42:03,822 I agree. But what if you just rendered them a different color? 655 00:42:03,889 --> 00:42:06,024 You know, that would be cheap and quick. 656 00:42:06,091 --> 00:42:10,095 Uh-- Leave the decisions to me, Kane. 657 00:42:10,161 --> 00:42:14,132 There's a reason why I'm the creator of E.D.S. 3 and you're just a tester. 658 00:42:14,199 --> 00:42:17,569 - I just-- - [ Imitating Hydraulics ] 659 00:42:17,636 --> 00:42:19,771 [ Robot Voice ] Eject. 660 00:42:19,838 --> 00:42:22,741 ♪ ♪ [ Techno ] 661 00:42:29,214 --> 00:42:31,717 [ Imitating Hydraulics ] ♪ ♪ [ Stops ] 662 00:42:31,783 --> 00:42:36,187 [ Robot Voice, Normal Voice ] He had a good idea. Shut up. Mind your own business. 663 00:42:45,631 --> 00:42:47,565 May I speak to you, my lady? 664 00:42:47,633 --> 00:42:49,868 Uh, yeah. I guess. 665 00:42:49,935 --> 00:42:52,638 But could you please knock next time? 666 00:42:52,704 --> 00:42:55,006 And what is it with this "my lady" stuff? 667 00:42:55,073 --> 00:42:57,208 What are you, a knight of the Round Table? Come on. 668 00:42:57,275 --> 00:42:59,444 [ Robot Voice ] Sorry. 669 00:42:59,510 --> 00:43:03,114 - What was that? - Uh, nothing. Nothing. 670 00:43:03,181 --> 00:43:06,351 I just came to tell you that I noticed the dwarves on Level 4... 671 00:43:06,417 --> 00:43:09,755 and elves on Level 6 of E.D.S. 3 look way too similar. 672 00:43:09,821 --> 00:43:11,790 Could be confusing to some. 673 00:43:11,857 --> 00:43:15,727 Well, uh, what do you want me to do? I can't push the deadline any further. 674 00:43:15,794 --> 00:43:18,997 Well, you wouldn't have to if you just rendered them different colors. 675 00:43:19,064 --> 00:43:22,133 Be cheap and wouldn't take more a than a day or two. 676 00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:24,770 Yeah. Yeah, we can definitely do that. 677 00:43:24,836 --> 00:43:28,106 That... is a great idea. 678 00:43:28,173 --> 00:43:30,742 Those are the only kind I have. 679 00:43:33,078 --> 00:43:37,415 There's a symposium on nanotechnology tomorrow at UCLA, 3:00 p.m. 680 00:43:37,482 --> 00:43:39,384 - I thought maybe-- - J.P. 681 00:43:39,450 --> 00:43:42,020 - Yeah? - I'm working. 682 00:43:42,087 --> 00:43:44,956 Right. I am too. I just-- [ Clears Throat ] 683 00:43:45,023 --> 00:43:47,225 I just thought I'd let you know. 684 00:43:47,292 --> 00:43:51,296 I think that everybody should know. You should probably make that a memo. 685 00:43:51,362 --> 00:43:54,766 - ASAP. - ASAP. Gotcha. 686 00:43:54,833 --> 00:43:58,169 [ Imitating Hydraulics ] 687 00:44:07,178 --> 00:44:10,816 Hey, dude. What's up, guys? What did weirdo say about the elves? 688 00:44:10,882 --> 00:44:13,852 Shot it down. What? Really? That was a good idea. 689 00:44:13,919 --> 00:44:17,155 No, it wasn't. I'm a piece of shit. I suck. 690 00:44:17,222 --> 00:44:19,290 Relax, Kane. You're not a piece of shit. 691 00:44:19,357 --> 00:44:21,492 Just run it by Alex. Maybe he'll talk to J.P. 692 00:44:21,559 --> 00:44:23,695 [ Chuckles ] 693 00:44:25,230 --> 00:44:28,666 You'll have to wake him up out of his sex coma first. 694 00:44:28,734 --> 00:44:33,138 He gives me a reason to live. Him and all those stink-ass hos. 695 00:44:33,204 --> 00:44:36,074 Dude, he's living a fantasy. It's so awesome. 696 00:44:36,141 --> 00:44:39,177 No! You guys, it's not awesome, okay? 697 00:44:39,244 --> 00:44:41,980 Our report is due tomorrow and he hasn't even started it. 698 00:44:42,047 --> 00:44:44,315 All right? If he doesn't finish it, were totally f'ed. 699 00:44:44,382 --> 00:44:47,585 [ Ringing ] 700 00:44:47,652 --> 00:44:49,755 Crap. That's Alex's intercom. 701 00:44:49,821 --> 00:44:52,123 [ Ringing ] 702 00:44:54,359 --> 00:44:57,195 [ High-pitched ] Hello? [ Woman ] Delivery at the front desk for you, Alex. 703 00:44:57,262 --> 00:45:00,799 Cool! I hope it's a naked dude with a boner. What? 704 00:45:00,866 --> 00:45:04,502 Nothing. Send it back. [ Laughing ] 705 00:45:04,569 --> 00:45:08,840 Come on. Let's find Alex's desk. God bless us, every one. 706 00:45:08,907 --> 00:45:11,109 May I help you ladies? Are you looking for Alex? 707 00:45:11,176 --> 00:45:15,513 Yes. I'm Alex's grandmother Lilly, and these are his roommates. 708 00:45:15,580 --> 00:45:17,482 This is Grace and that's Bea. 709 00:45:17,548 --> 00:45:19,851 [ Kisses, Blows ] 710 00:45:19,918 --> 00:45:23,321 Well, it's a pleasure to meet you ladies. Thank you. 711 00:45:23,388 --> 00:45:26,224 We thought it would be nice to bring him a nice homemade lunch. 712 00:45:26,291 --> 00:45:28,259 Oh, that's very sweet. Well, I'm Samantha. 713 00:45:28,326 --> 00:45:30,228 Come on. I'll show you where he works. Okay. 714 00:45:30,295 --> 00:45:33,799 [ Imitates Turret Motor, Gun Firing ] 715 00:45:33,865 --> 00:45:36,768 You're dying. [ Makes Beeping Noise ] 716 00:45:37,836 --> 00:45:40,738 - Hey, Jeff. - Hi. 717 00:45:40,806 --> 00:45:42,974 Is Alex around? He has some visitors. 718 00:45:43,041 --> 00:45:46,111 Uh, no. No, he's not. Hi, ladies. 719 00:45:46,177 --> 00:45:48,179 Did you go to high school with Alex? [ Laughing ] 720 00:45:48,246 --> 00:45:50,015 [ Laughing ] 721 00:45:50,081 --> 00:45:51,983 [ Softly ] Thank you. 722 00:45:52,050 --> 00:45:54,719 [ Chuckling ] We're his roommates. 723 00:45:54,786 --> 00:45:58,256 - [ Laughing Stops ] - [ Mouths Words ] 724 00:45:58,323 --> 00:46:01,827 You're the reason Alex has been tired all week? 725 00:46:01,893 --> 00:46:03,862 We have been sort of rough on him, 726 00:46:03,929 --> 00:46:06,464 but he is kind of soft, if you know what I mean. 727 00:46:06,531 --> 00:46:09,134 [ Chuckling ] Well, we're not used to having a man in the house, 728 00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:12,103 so I guess we-- we ride him pretty hard. 729 00:46:12,170 --> 00:46:15,540 - Oh! That is so gnarly. - So where is he? 730 00:46:15,606 --> 00:46:17,475 Uh, I haven't seen him. 731 00:46:17,542 --> 00:46:19,878 He's definitely not under his desk sleeping. That's a fact. 732 00:46:19,945 --> 00:46:24,215 - [ Mouthing Words ] - Well, he's probably working hard somewhere. 733 00:46:24,282 --> 00:46:26,517 Could you please just give him his lunch... 734 00:46:26,584 --> 00:46:30,655 and tell him that I've had such fun playing with his new toy all morning. 735 00:46:30,721 --> 00:46:34,792 - And when he comes home later, he can play with me. - Oh, my gosh! 736 00:46:34,860 --> 00:46:36,995 - I'm gonna barf. - [ Jeff ] That is so repulsive. 737 00:46:37,062 --> 00:46:39,764 All right! That's enough. I'm-I'm here. 738 00:46:39,831 --> 00:46:42,367 - Well, there you are. - Hi, Grandma. 739 00:46:42,433 --> 00:46:46,371 - We missed you. - I was somewhere else, working hard on something. 740 00:46:46,437 --> 00:46:50,008 - Dude, what is going on? - This is my grandmother. 741 00:46:50,075 --> 00:46:52,477 Hello. These are her two roommates. 742 00:46:52,543 --> 00:46:55,513 I've been living with them for the last week. 743 00:46:55,580 --> 00:46:58,884 Okay. [ Chuckles ] 744 00:46:58,950 --> 00:47:00,886 Hi, Grandma, ladies. Hi. 745 00:47:00,952 --> 00:47:04,856 Good to know. Dude. [ Whistles ] 746 00:47:04,923 --> 00:47:07,258 Jerking off on my mom is one thing, 747 00:47:07,325 --> 00:47:09,961 but bangin' your grandmother and her roommates? 748 00:47:10,028 --> 00:47:13,331 That's like... legendary. You're an idiot. 749 00:47:13,398 --> 00:47:15,766 Hey, y-you know what, ladies? Uh, why don't I-- 750 00:47:15,833 --> 00:47:18,803 Come on. I'll walk you out. No, we're gonna go this way, Bea. 751 00:47:18,870 --> 00:47:20,838 [ Makes High-pitched Noise ] Oh, my God. 752 00:47:20,906 --> 00:47:22,974 Holy crap. Dildo lunch? 753 00:47:23,041 --> 00:47:26,577 Sometimes they're marked like this first one, which is by Llewellyn. 754 00:47:26,644 --> 00:47:32,217 Sometimes they're not. Sometimes they're just great style, like this one, um-- 755 00:47:32,283 --> 00:47:34,319 Oh. Hi, sweetheart. Hey, Grandma. 756 00:47:35,853 --> 00:47:39,324 Hey, Bea. You know, you guys should probably go to bed early. 757 00:47:39,390 --> 00:47:42,160 You have a busy day tomorrow. What do you mean? 758 00:47:42,227 --> 00:47:44,295 I don't have any plans. No. 759 00:47:44,362 --> 00:47:47,232 I just figured you wanna be well-rested if you're gonna go to... 760 00:47:47,298 --> 00:47:49,968 Antiques Roadshow. [ Gasps, Laughs ] 761 00:47:50,035 --> 00:47:53,404 Oh! Alex, you're an angel. 762 00:47:53,471 --> 00:47:59,277 Oh, you can stay as long as you like and love any man you choose. 763 00:47:59,344 --> 00:48:01,779 Pamela Mills here in Van Nuys, 764 00:48:01,846 --> 00:48:05,917 where a rare breed of African lion was captured in a residential neighborhood. 765 00:48:05,984 --> 00:48:09,120 Sir, what was going through your head when you came upon the lion? 766 00:48:09,187 --> 00:48:11,189 This shit is fuckin' crazy. 767 00:48:11,256 --> 00:48:14,159 I don't even know how a lion got into the neighborhood. 768 00:48:14,225 --> 00:48:16,294 I heard some growlin' and shit out in the yard. 769 00:48:16,361 --> 00:48:19,664 So my roommate and I, we go to check the shit out. 770 00:48:19,730 --> 00:48:23,801 I look up in the tree, and there's the fucking king of the jungle! 771 00:48:23,868 --> 00:48:27,772 You know, you ladies should really get some sleep. Ooh. Yes, that's right. 772 00:48:27,838 --> 00:48:31,142 We need our beauty sleep because we have to get a lot of things appraised. 773 00:48:31,209 --> 00:48:33,311 Come on, Bea. Come on. 774 00:48:33,378 --> 00:48:37,248 It was starin' right at me. I almost shit my fuckin' pants. 775 00:48:37,315 --> 00:48:39,450 So I ran inside and called the 5-0. 776 00:48:39,517 --> 00:48:42,487 Good night, ladies. [ Reporter Continues, Indistinct ] 777 00:48:44,255 --> 00:48:46,124 Time to get some levels done. 778 00:48:46,191 --> 00:48:50,261 ♪ ♪ [ Rock ] 779 00:48:52,630 --> 00:48:55,233 ♪ Come and look me in the eyes ♪ 780 00:48:55,300 --> 00:48:57,502 ♪ And hit me again ♪ 781 00:48:57,568 --> 00:49:01,039 [ Beeping ] 782 00:49:01,106 --> 00:49:03,641 ♪ When I see you havin' so much fun ♪ ♪ 783 00:49:03,708 --> 00:49:06,911 Okay. Okay, okay. All right. Maybe we can just divide up the levels... 784 00:49:06,978 --> 00:49:09,080 and just do them right now. 785 00:49:09,147 --> 00:49:13,551 There's no time. We're screwed. [ Sighs ] 786 00:49:13,618 --> 00:49:15,886 Are we gonna get fired? 787 00:49:15,953 --> 00:49:18,389 I mean, you might. We won't. 788 00:49:18,456 --> 00:49:20,625 Boy, I hope I do. [ Chuckles ] 789 00:49:20,691 --> 00:49:23,561 I'm a worthless asshole who deserves to die young. 790 00:49:26,331 --> 00:49:31,302 Easy, Kane. He'll be here, you guys. Relax. Have faith. 791 00:49:31,369 --> 00:49:33,971 Don't slit your wrists, Kane. I'm here. 792 00:49:34,039 --> 00:49:36,974 Gentlemen, Levels 10 through 15, all done. 793 00:49:37,042 --> 00:49:39,210 Oh, my God. I told you. 794 00:49:39,277 --> 00:49:42,380 All right! Who wants a piece of the gray bush? 795 00:49:42,447 --> 00:49:44,249 [ Clamoring ] 796 00:49:44,315 --> 00:49:47,218 [ Exhales ] Still think I should die. 797 00:49:58,096 --> 00:50:00,631 Thank you. Thank you. 798 00:50:02,300 --> 00:50:04,435 Hopefully, that'll keep away the bad-energy troll. 799 00:50:05,870 --> 00:50:07,638 Samantha, what's the latest? 800 00:50:07,705 --> 00:50:12,210 Well, Mr. Cheezle, not only have these guys found all the bugs, 801 00:50:12,277 --> 00:50:14,445 but we have detailed instructions on how to fix 'em. 802 00:50:14,512 --> 00:50:16,947 - We're back on schedule. - Phenomenal. 803 00:50:17,014 --> 00:50:18,983 Phenomenal. Great energy. 804 00:50:19,050 --> 00:50:21,652 Great energy. 805 00:50:21,719 --> 00:50:23,521 I had a dream last night. 806 00:50:23,588 --> 00:50:28,159 I dreamt I was a dove flying over the sea. 807 00:50:29,660 --> 00:50:33,731 And then I dove into the ocean-- [ Imitates Water Splashing ] 808 00:50:33,798 --> 00:50:36,601 and I swam with the dolphins. 809 00:50:38,069 --> 00:50:41,439 I was two animals joined as one, 810 00:50:41,506 --> 00:50:44,109 which meant good things are coming. 811 00:50:44,175 --> 00:50:46,244 Good things. 812 00:50:48,946 --> 00:50:52,483 Samantha, why don't you take the guys out for dinner tonight, on Brainasium. 813 00:50:52,550 --> 00:50:54,385 Uh, sure. 814 00:50:54,452 --> 00:50:56,554 Yeah, Samantha. Take us out. 815 00:50:56,621 --> 00:51:00,024 - Yeah, let's fuckin' rage! - Rage? 816 00:51:00,091 --> 00:51:04,429 Uh, you know, Mr. Cheezle, fly with the seabirds or whatever you were talking about. 817 00:51:04,495 --> 00:51:09,134 Oh, okay. Okay. Fair enough. Yeah. Rage it up. Rage all you want. 818 00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:12,503 Good things are coming. Good things. 819 00:51:19,110 --> 00:51:21,746 - Hey, Samantha. - Hey. 820 00:51:21,812 --> 00:51:25,283 [ Sighs ] Look, sorry I can't make the dinner tonight. 821 00:51:25,350 --> 00:51:27,652 I just got the new season of Buffy on DVD, 822 00:51:27,718 --> 00:51:31,656 and I'm gonna kick it in my crib and watch the bonus features. 823 00:51:31,722 --> 00:51:35,660 Wow. I, uh, didn't even know that that came out. It hasn't yet. 824 00:51:35,726 --> 00:51:37,762 I know people. 825 00:51:37,828 --> 00:51:41,966 Cool. Well, you... have a long night ahead of you. 826 00:51:42,032 --> 00:51:45,703 If you want me to come, I totally will. Don't worry about it. 827 00:51:45,770 --> 00:51:48,206 Or if you wanna call me afterwards, you totally can, probably. 828 00:51:48,273 --> 00:51:50,441 Uh, you know, actually, I'm really tired, 829 00:51:50,508 --> 00:51:52,443 so I'm probably not gonna stay out so late. 830 00:51:52,510 --> 00:51:54,445 But, uh, I will definitely see you on Monday. 831 00:51:54,512 --> 00:51:59,417 Listen, uh, I realize that it must be really... 832 00:51:59,484 --> 00:52:02,920 intimidating to talk to me, you know. 833 00:52:02,987 --> 00:52:05,490 But underneath this genius, 834 00:52:06,524 --> 00:52:09,126 I'm simply a human, you know. 835 00:52:09,194 --> 00:52:11,229 But I'm working on that. 836 00:52:11,296 --> 00:52:13,264 J.P.? Yeah? 837 00:52:13,331 --> 00:52:15,466 I have to go. Okay. 838 00:52:19,970 --> 00:52:22,473 [ Robot Voice ] Drive safe. 839 00:52:24,209 --> 00:52:27,412 ♪ ♪ [ New Age ] 840 00:52:28,846 --> 00:52:31,115 I have chosen our very best table for your party. 841 00:52:31,182 --> 00:52:34,118 Oh, thank you. You're welcome. This is our harmony table. 842 00:52:34,185 --> 00:52:36,554 Thank you. 843 00:52:38,256 --> 00:52:41,292 Take a look, please, at our very exclusive vitamin water list. 844 00:52:41,359 --> 00:52:44,462 Oh, I'll look at that, yeah. Enjoy the harmony. 845 00:52:44,529 --> 00:52:47,898 [ Kisses, Exhales ] [ Sighs ] 846 00:52:47,965 --> 00:52:50,735 This is where we get to have our big dinner, huh? 847 00:52:50,801 --> 00:52:53,070 Mr. Cheezle picked it. There's a shocker. 848 00:52:53,137 --> 00:52:57,808 This menu sucks. The tofu cakes look kinda good, maybe? 849 00:52:57,875 --> 00:53:01,446 - Do they even have alcohol? - Actually, we don't serve alcohol. 850 00:53:01,512 --> 00:53:03,948 Bummer, I know. But, uh-- [ Laughs ] 851 00:53:04,014 --> 00:53:07,084 this must be your first time here at Our Lady Health. 852 00:53:07,151 --> 00:53:10,455 I'm Shylo. I'll be your waiter all day. 853 00:53:10,521 --> 00:53:13,224 I'm sorry. Did you say your name was Shylo? 854 00:53:13,291 --> 00:53:15,360 - Yeah, Shylo. - That's weird. 855 00:53:15,426 --> 00:53:17,262 - Jeff. - What? It's weird. 856 00:53:17,328 --> 00:53:18,663 He meant gay. Stop it. 857 00:53:18,729 --> 00:53:21,098 No alcohol? This place sucks. 858 00:53:21,165 --> 00:53:23,100 Hey, fella. Give it a chance. 859 00:53:23,167 --> 00:53:26,571 We do serve shots... of wheatgrass. 860 00:53:26,637 --> 00:53:29,106 That's cool, if you wanna be sober and vomit. 861 00:53:29,173 --> 00:53:32,843 [ Laughs ] Uh, excuse me, sir. What do you recommend for appetizers? 862 00:53:32,910 --> 00:53:37,147 Ooh, you know what everyone's buzzing about is the bean sprout quesadilla. Mmm. 863 00:53:37,214 --> 00:53:39,684 You know what? There's a Tommy burger right down the street. 864 00:53:39,750 --> 00:53:41,719 Let's just do that, you guys. That sounds good. 865 00:53:41,786 --> 00:53:44,489 Look, guys. Come on. I know the food's a little different here, 866 00:53:44,555 --> 00:53:47,458 but it's actually good and good for you. 867 00:53:47,525 --> 00:53:49,827 We don't serve it with any grease or fat. 868 00:53:49,894 --> 00:53:53,264 If we pay extra, could we maybe get some grease or fat? 869 00:53:53,331 --> 00:53:56,267 - [ Snickers ] - Do you have bathrooms or do I have to shit in the plant? 870 00:53:56,334 --> 00:53:59,370 [ Laughing ] [ Mocking Laughter ] 871 00:53:59,437 --> 00:54:03,508 Stupid fucking idiot, red-shirted ass. 872 00:54:03,574 --> 00:54:07,177 You guys think you're so fucking cool. Makes me sick! 873 00:54:07,244 --> 00:54:12,317 "Let's go make fun of the vegans and their crazy lifestyle. We're not hurting anyone." 874 00:54:12,383 --> 00:54:15,353 Go eat a hamburger and choke on a cow dick. 875 00:54:15,420 --> 00:54:20,391 Aw. Someone missed their yoga class this morning. Come on. Let's go. 876 00:54:20,458 --> 00:54:25,396 - Nice karma, "Guy-blow." - You said it wrong, stupid. It's Shylo. 877 00:54:25,463 --> 00:54:28,599 [ Imitates Flute ] 878 00:54:28,666 --> 00:54:30,935 - We're really sorry, sir. - You were sweet. 879 00:54:32,570 --> 00:54:34,672 [ Bea ] Thank you, Lilly. 880 00:54:34,739 --> 00:54:37,842 I still can't believe they appraised that footstool at $200, though. 881 00:54:37,908 --> 00:54:41,546 I know. Who would have thought that was early Victorian? 882 00:54:41,612 --> 00:54:44,281 I wanted to win some money. 883 00:54:44,349 --> 00:54:47,084 I tried to tell you that was an old piece of dried dog poop, 884 00:54:47,151 --> 00:54:50,521 but you didn't wanna believe me. Poop-poop-pi-doop. 885 00:54:51,756 --> 00:54:54,925 Hey. This tea has quite a kick. What is it? 886 00:54:54,992 --> 00:54:59,029 I'm not sure. I found this in one of Sophie's old tins, 887 00:54:59,096 --> 00:55:03,801 and I just thought it would be nice to do it in-- in her memory. 888 00:55:03,868 --> 00:55:05,870 Here's to you, Sophie. 889 00:55:05,936 --> 00:55:07,772 [ All Slurping ] 890 00:55:16,914 --> 00:55:19,584 [ Barry ] Come on, Kane. Call it! I'm winning! I'm winning! 891 00:55:19,650 --> 00:55:22,487 I'm winning! Please! Call it! Merry Christmas. 892 00:55:22,553 --> 00:55:27,191 Please! I can't breathe! It's not a joke! 893 00:55:27,257 --> 00:55:31,295 There is absolutely no way that you could ever beat me at any video game. 894 00:55:31,362 --> 00:55:33,230 Oh, really? Yeah. 895 00:55:33,297 --> 00:55:36,033 You know, while other girls growing up were playing with Barbies, 896 00:55:36,100 --> 00:55:38,469 I was beatin' my brothers at "Super Mario." 897 00:55:38,536 --> 00:55:41,005 Ooh, "Super Mario." Nice name-drop. 898 00:55:42,873 --> 00:55:46,577 - How long have you been a tester? - Like 10 years? 899 00:55:46,644 --> 00:55:49,714 Wow. I used to be an accountant. 900 00:55:51,081 --> 00:55:53,250 Then I woke up one day and realized I was miserable. 901 00:55:53,317 --> 00:55:55,986 So I walked into my boss's office and I said, "Dad, I quit." 902 00:55:56,053 --> 00:55:58,723 "Dad." Nice name-drop. 903 00:55:58,789 --> 00:56:01,158 At the end of the day, you have to do what you're passionate about. 904 00:56:01,225 --> 00:56:03,127 Exactly. 905 00:56:03,193 --> 00:56:05,329 Plus, you can't get stoned and be an accountant. 906 00:56:05,396 --> 00:56:08,399 Make too many mistakes, you lose people millions of dollars, you get fired. 907 00:56:08,466 --> 00:56:10,234 [ Laughs ] It's like-- 908 00:56:10,300 --> 00:56:13,337 Dude, can we go back to your grandma's house? I have to use the bathroom. 909 00:56:13,404 --> 00:56:16,073 We are not goin' to my grandma's house. Go pee in the alley. 910 00:56:16,140 --> 00:56:18,743 I have to pee out of my ass. [ Samantha ] Oh, man. 911 00:56:18,809 --> 00:56:22,447 You know what? It's too late to go to your grandma's house. I should get going anyway. 912 00:56:22,513 --> 00:56:25,583 No, no, no, no, no. It's not that late. It's right around the corner. We can totally go. 913 00:56:25,650 --> 00:56:28,118 It's an emergency. [ Groans ] 914 00:56:28,185 --> 00:56:33,057 Now, remember. They're probably sleeping, so please be quiet. 915 00:56:33,123 --> 00:56:37,327 - [ Man Speaking Spanish ] - Think I hear voices. 916 00:56:37,394 --> 00:56:40,765 Is that Spanish? Número dos. Ándale. 917 00:56:40,831 --> 00:56:44,469 - [ Man Continues In Spanish ] - [ Women Laughing ] 918 00:56:44,535 --> 00:56:48,739 [ Laughing Continues ] 919 00:56:59,049 --> 00:57:00,851 Hey, Grandma. 920 00:57:00,918 --> 00:57:04,489 I don't understand wha-- [ Laughs ] 921 00:57:04,555 --> 00:57:07,492 - what these people are saying. - [ Mouths Words ] 922 00:57:07,558 --> 00:57:10,160 [ Continues In Spanish ] 923 00:57:10,227 --> 00:57:12,196 Chi-Chi Zapata. 924 00:57:12,262 --> 00:57:14,999 Chi-Chi choochy loco-co. 925 00:57:16,734 --> 00:57:18,703 I didn't know you were bringin' people. 926 00:57:18,769 --> 00:57:21,606 I would have... trimmed my antlers. 927 00:57:30,047 --> 00:57:34,351 Your grandma's hilarious. Yeah, she's not normally like this. 928 00:57:34,418 --> 00:57:36,554 Is that beer? Can I have one? 929 00:57:36,621 --> 00:57:38,556 Here, you can have all of them. Where's the bathroom? 930 00:57:38,623 --> 00:57:40,625 It's upstairs, to the left. 931 00:57:40,691 --> 00:57:43,193 ♪ ♪ [ Salsa ] Oh, I love that music. 932 00:57:43,260 --> 00:57:45,129 ♪ ♪ [ Singing In Spanish ] 933 00:57:45,195 --> 00:57:47,498 Come here, cutie. Oh, hey. 934 00:57:47,565 --> 00:57:50,367 [ Babbling ] Ow. My face. 935 00:57:50,434 --> 00:57:53,237 [ Both Laughing ] 936 00:57:53,303 --> 00:57:55,239 Hey. Hey, Grandma? 937 00:57:55,305 --> 00:57:58,075 Do you-- Do you think maybe I could talk to you in the kitchen for a second? 938 00:57:58,142 --> 00:58:01,145 Oh, sure, honey. I want a beer. Okay. 939 00:58:01,211 --> 00:58:03,447 Come on. Why don't we have that beer in the kitchen? 940 00:58:03,514 --> 00:58:05,683 Okay, honey. Woo-hoo. 941 00:58:05,750 --> 00:58:08,653 - Here's a pill. - [ Screams, Laughs ] 942 00:58:08,719 --> 00:58:12,757 Grandma, why aren't you in bed? 943 00:58:16,561 --> 00:58:20,130 [ Belches ] Oop. Oh. Excuse me. 944 00:58:20,197 --> 00:58:22,366 [ Can Crinkles ] 945 00:58:22,432 --> 00:58:25,836 Well, w-we were getting-- [ Laughs ] 946 00:58:25,903 --> 00:58:28,472 We were getting ready for bed, 947 00:58:28,539 --> 00:58:31,308 and-and then we had a pot of Sophie's tea. 948 00:58:31,375 --> 00:58:35,646 - What tea? - Sophie's tea, from the tin on her dresser. 949 00:58:35,713 --> 00:58:40,551 Oh, we thought it would be nice to-- to drink it in memory of Sophie. 950 00:58:41,919 --> 00:58:45,790 [ Whispering ] I can hear my hair growing. 951 00:58:47,792 --> 00:58:50,094 You want some soup? 952 00:58:51,261 --> 00:58:53,530 I-I'm okay, Grandma. 953 00:58:54,999 --> 00:58:59,670 My grandma drank all my pot. That is great. 954 00:58:59,737 --> 00:59:03,841 I'm just saying it's cool. I mean, how many people get to say that in their lifetime? 955 00:59:03,908 --> 00:59:06,043 Do you have any more pot? No. 956 00:59:06,110 --> 00:59:08,445 I could definitely smoke a joint right now. 957 00:59:08,512 --> 00:59:11,749 Really? Yeah. 958 00:59:11,816 --> 00:59:15,653 Call that weirdo Dante. Yeah, call him. 959 00:59:15,720 --> 00:59:18,455 Hey, easy, pothead. I'll get you your fix. 960 00:59:18,522 --> 00:59:22,459 It's cool if I invited some of my friends from the Crazy Beaver, right? 961 00:59:22,526 --> 00:59:26,597 Maybe next time you could go a little less on the crazy and a little more on the beaver. 962 00:59:26,664 --> 00:59:29,834 There's no trouble, bro. They're people, just like you and me. 963 00:59:29,900 --> 00:59:32,202 Now hit this joint and have some fun. 964 00:59:32,269 --> 00:59:35,706 This isn't the, uh, "I think I'm a deer" shit, is it? 965 00:59:35,773 --> 00:59:38,643 No, you're smokin' the Frankenstein. [ Coughing ] 966 00:59:38,709 --> 00:59:44,481 - Why is it Frankenstein? - 'Cause after you smoke it, you walk like this. 967 00:59:44,548 --> 00:59:48,418 [ Laughing ] Need food. 968 00:59:48,485 --> 00:59:50,955 ♪ ♪ [ Rock ] 969 00:59:53,958 --> 00:59:55,893 Look, I'm the Cookie Monster. 970 00:59:55,960 --> 00:59:58,595 ♪ Just to see you ♪ 971 00:59:58,663 --> 01:00:01,265 ♪ And I know you ♪ 972 01:00:01,331 --> 01:00:03,133 [ Lilly ] What's up, homey? 973 01:00:04,301 --> 01:00:07,204 Peanut butter. 974 01:00:07,271 --> 01:00:10,474 ♪ I gotta touch you ♪ I love Madame Kamay. 975 01:00:10,540 --> 01:00:14,879 ♪ Baby we'll be at the drive-in ♪ 976 01:00:14,945 --> 01:00:17,915 ♪ In the old man's Ford ♪ 977 01:00:17,982 --> 01:00:23,453 ♪ Behind the bushes till I'm beggin' for more ♪ 978 01:00:23,520 --> 01:00:27,257 Hey, Dante. Uh, my girlfriend and I caught you on the news yesterday. 979 01:00:27,324 --> 01:00:29,694 Really? Yeah. 980 01:00:29,760 --> 01:00:33,297 By "girlfriend," do you mean that piece of rabbit fur you rub on your dick every night? 981 01:00:33,363 --> 01:00:37,835 [ Laughs ] Yeah. Yeah. 982 01:00:37,902 --> 01:00:41,271 Hey, man. Lookin' back, maybe that lion was a bad idea. 983 01:00:41,338 --> 01:00:43,808 That's why Dr. Shakalu's hookin' me up with a monkey. 984 01:00:43,874 --> 01:00:45,776 I'm gonna teach it tae kwon do. 985 01:00:45,843 --> 01:00:49,346 [ Shouts, Speaks French ] 986 01:00:49,413 --> 01:00:53,383 Yeah, a... karate monkey. You know, that's probably safer. 987 01:00:53,450 --> 01:00:55,419 Yeah. It makes sense. 988 01:00:55,485 --> 01:00:58,756 Who wants some cereal? Yeah! 989 01:00:58,823 --> 01:01:01,391 - [ Snickers ] - Colonel Crackers is the best! 990 01:01:01,458 --> 01:01:05,429 Oh, I just wish he would hop off the box and hang out with us. 991 01:01:05,495 --> 01:01:07,331 I think he's so cute. 992 01:01:08,966 --> 01:01:11,335 Guess I'm not high enough to get that one. [ Chuckles ] 993 01:01:11,401 --> 01:01:14,805 Guess what else you're not gonna get, party pooper? 994 01:01:14,872 --> 01:01:16,807 The colonel. Here, honey. 995 01:01:16,874 --> 01:01:19,910 Sucks to be you, nerd. 996 01:01:22,479 --> 01:01:24,581 Hey, has anybody got a light? I found some weed. 997 01:01:24,648 --> 01:01:26,784 Oh, I do. I wanna smoke it. 998 01:01:26,851 --> 01:01:30,120 It'll be fun. What is this? 999 01:01:31,488 --> 01:01:33,323 Ew! It's J.P.'s phone number. 1000 01:01:33,390 --> 01:01:36,861 Lucky you. You guys heard him talk like a robot? 1001 01:01:36,927 --> 01:01:39,163 [ Robot Voice ] He's a fucking psycho. 1002 01:01:39,229 --> 01:01:41,131 Hey, we gotta prank call him. Let's prank call him. 1003 01:01:41,198 --> 01:01:43,200 No, no, no, no, no. Yes, yes, yes, yes. 1004 01:01:43,267 --> 01:01:46,737 Stupid polygon. 1005 01:01:46,804 --> 01:01:49,439 [ Robot Voice, Normal Voice ] Debug! I tried that. 1006 01:01:49,506 --> 01:01:52,843 [ Robot Voice, Normal Voice ] Graphic meter! No, that's not it. 1007 01:01:54,678 --> 01:01:57,547 Shit! This is not working. 1008 01:01:57,614 --> 01:02:00,017 [ Robot Voice ] You'll never finish. This game is falling apart. 1009 01:02:00,084 --> 01:02:02,186 [ Normal Voice ] No, it's not. Shut up. 1010 01:02:02,252 --> 01:02:04,855 [ Robot Voice, Normal Voice ] You're letting everyone down. No, I'm not. 1011 01:02:04,922 --> 01:02:08,692 I'm gonna make this game, and it's gonna be the best thing that anyone has ever seen. 1012 01:02:08,759 --> 01:02:11,295 [ Robot Voice ] Delusional thoughts from Fantasy Island. 1013 01:02:11,361 --> 01:02:14,031 You'll never get metal legs. Samantha is fucking Alex. 1014 01:02:14,098 --> 01:02:16,166 [ Normal Voice ] No, she's not! 1015 01:02:16,233 --> 01:02:20,170 [ Grunts ] Oh! 1016 01:02:20,237 --> 01:02:23,073 [ Buzzes ] 1017 01:02:24,441 --> 01:02:27,011 ♪ ♪ [ Rock ] 1018 01:02:37,587 --> 01:02:40,057 Hmm. 1019 01:02:40,124 --> 01:02:45,529 Oh, my God. Hey. Look how young and cute you are. 1020 01:02:45,595 --> 01:02:47,832 Hey. [ Chuckles ] Oh, my God. 1021 01:02:47,898 --> 01:02:50,600 Baby want some milk? 1022 01:02:50,667 --> 01:02:53,137 Baby loves milk. 1023 01:02:53,203 --> 01:02:56,240 Oh, my God. [ Slurping ] 1024 01:02:56,306 --> 01:02:59,844 [ Slurping Continues, Laughs ] 1025 01:02:59,910 --> 01:03:04,014 [ Laughs, Mutters ] 1026 01:03:06,150 --> 01:03:08,085 Oh, kick to the head. Yeah! 1027 01:03:09,586 --> 01:03:11,956 There we go. There we go. What is that little baby move? 1028 01:03:12,022 --> 01:03:15,625 You want an ice cream sandwich? They're on whole wheat with lettuce. 1029 01:03:15,692 --> 01:03:17,494 Oh, no. That's okay. But you know what? 1030 01:03:17,561 --> 01:03:20,564 I think the bikers want some in the dining room. Oh, okay. 1031 01:03:20,630 --> 01:03:23,333 Distract me with my grandmother. Watch this. Yep. That's right. 1032 01:03:23,400 --> 01:03:26,503 "X," "Y," "X." Back-breaker! Oh, you're dead! I killed you! 1033 01:03:26,570 --> 01:03:30,941 So, I mean, what's it like being old? It's gotta be weird, right? 1034 01:03:31,008 --> 01:03:33,343 I mean, you saw a lot of stuff go down: 1035 01:03:33,410 --> 01:03:39,316 World War I, World War II, the automobile, Tupac-- I mean-- 1036 01:03:39,383 --> 01:03:43,120 I once gave Charlie Chaplin a hand job. 1037 01:03:43,187 --> 01:03:47,925 No way! Was he silent? 1038 01:03:47,992 --> 01:03:51,996 [ Chuckles ] Not after I was done with him. 1039 01:03:52,062 --> 01:03:55,765 Oh, you're so cute. 1040 01:03:55,832 --> 01:03:58,168 You remind me of Charlie. 1041 01:03:59,403 --> 01:04:01,238 You little tramp, you. 1042 01:04:03,073 --> 01:04:06,710 - ♪ Are you hoping for a miracle ♪ - Cabo Wabo shots. 1043 01:04:06,776 --> 01:04:10,881 You're up first, Samantha. [ Speaking Foreign Language ] 1044 01:04:10,948 --> 01:04:14,651 I don't think so. Tequila really messes me up. 1045 01:04:14,718 --> 01:04:16,553 It's supposed to. Come on. 1046 01:04:16,620 --> 01:04:18,555 Well, you know, if you don't do it, I'm gonna do it, 1047 01:04:18,622 --> 01:04:22,492 and that's one more thing I beat you at. Oh, you asshole! 1048 01:04:22,559 --> 01:04:25,229 All right. Pour me one. You know what? Pour me two. 1049 01:04:25,295 --> 01:04:29,199 I feel like Tom Cruise in Cocktail. [ Laughs ] 1050 01:04:29,266 --> 01:04:31,969 Hey, you don't really have to do two. I was just kidding. 1051 01:04:32,036 --> 01:04:34,371 What's the matter, nana's boy? Can't hang? 1052 01:04:38,442 --> 01:04:40,310 [ Laughs ] Wow. 1053 01:04:40,377 --> 01:04:45,149 Someone ass getting laid tonight. 1054 01:04:50,254 --> 01:04:52,122 [ Farts ] 1055 01:04:55,359 --> 01:04:57,694 Doctor, we're not in the rain forest, man. 1056 01:04:57,761 --> 01:04:59,896 [ Laughs ] 1057 01:04:59,964 --> 01:05:03,333 My beef-- [ Sniffs ] strong. 1058 01:05:03,400 --> 01:05:06,236 Your beef wrong. 1059 01:05:06,303 --> 01:05:09,839 And here I am with Abbott and Costello. 1060 01:05:09,906 --> 01:05:12,276 Wow. Which one did you nail? 1061 01:05:12,342 --> 01:05:16,213 [ Chuckles ] One? Try both. 1062 01:05:16,280 --> 01:05:19,383 [ Scoffs ] You were a dirty old whore. 1063 01:05:20,317 --> 01:05:22,619 What do you mean, were? 1064 01:05:26,656 --> 01:05:28,592 Yes. 1065 01:05:29,994 --> 01:05:32,629 ♪ Sittin' sideways boys in a daze ♪ 1066 01:05:32,696 --> 01:05:36,200 ♪ Sittin' sideways boys in a daze ♪ 1067 01:05:36,266 --> 01:05:38,735 ♪ Sittin' sideways boys in a daze ♪ 1068 01:05:38,802 --> 01:05:41,938 ♪ On a Sunday night I might bang me some maze ♪ 1069 01:05:42,006 --> 01:05:45,409 ♪ Sittin' sideways boys in a daze ♪ 1070 01:05:45,475 --> 01:05:47,411 I wanna... sing? 1071 01:05:47,477 --> 01:05:49,613 What? You're too wasted to sing. 1072 01:05:49,679 --> 01:05:53,250 Whatever. Like there's such a thing as too wasted. 1073 01:05:53,317 --> 01:05:56,920 ♪ Bow wow, baby ♪ Sorry. 1074 01:05:56,987 --> 01:06:01,458 ♪ The candy paint drippin' off of the old school Impala ♪ [ No Audible Dialogue ] 1075 01:06:01,525 --> 01:06:03,927 [ Record Scratches ] ♪ ♪ [ Stops ] 1076 01:06:03,994 --> 01:06:06,663 ♪ ♪ [ Pop ] 1077 01:06:08,665 --> 01:06:10,500 [ Screams ] Ow! 1078 01:06:12,802 --> 01:06:15,505 Oh. 1079 01:06:17,274 --> 01:06:19,609 ♪ Salt 'n' Pepa's here ♪ 1080 01:06:19,676 --> 01:06:23,313 ♪ Salt 'n' Pepa, Salt 'n' Pepa Salt 'n' Pepa's here ♪ 1081 01:06:23,380 --> 01:06:26,416 ♪ Salt, Salt, Salt Salt 'n' Pepa's here ♪ 1082 01:06:26,483 --> 01:06:29,453 ♪ And we're in effect Want you to push it, yeah ♪ 1083 01:06:29,519 --> 01:06:33,390 ♪ Coolin' all day then at night working up a sweat ♪ 1084 01:06:33,457 --> 01:06:35,892 ♪ Come on, y'all Let's go show those guys that we know ♪ 1085 01:06:35,959 --> 01:06:39,496 ♪ How to become number one in a hot party show ♪ 1086 01:06:39,563 --> 01:06:42,266 ♪ Now push it ♪ 1087 01:06:42,332 --> 01:06:44,368 ♪ Push it good ♪ 1088 01:06:46,270 --> 01:06:48,838 ♪ P-Push it real good ♪ 1089 01:06:48,905 --> 01:06:51,741 ♪ Push it good ♪ 1090 01:06:53,310 --> 01:06:56,146 ♪ P-Push it real good ♪ ♪ 1091 01:06:57,414 --> 01:07:01,051 I fucking love this girl! 1092 01:07:01,118 --> 01:07:03,753 [ Dante ] Yo, Frankenstein! 1093 01:07:05,255 --> 01:07:07,591 [ Music, Chattering Fade ] 1094 01:07:07,657 --> 01:07:10,327 [ Birds Chirping ] 1095 01:07:14,564 --> 01:07:16,533 Oh. 1096 01:07:25,842 --> 01:07:27,744 [ Whispering ] Ooh. 1097 01:07:28,845 --> 01:07:31,381 [ Groans ] Oh. 1098 01:07:33,883 --> 01:07:36,052 Oh. [ Sighs ] 1099 01:07:36,120 --> 01:07:39,323 Did I hallucinate a party last night? 1100 01:07:39,389 --> 01:07:42,326 That is adora-- Look at the little cowboy hat. 1101 01:07:42,392 --> 01:07:45,662 [ Chuckles ] Morning. 1102 01:07:45,729 --> 01:07:48,465 Well, you must have been off duty last night, Sheriff. 1103 01:07:48,532 --> 01:07:50,534 Great, old pictures, 'cause you know, for a minute, 1104 01:07:50,600 --> 01:07:53,270 I thought it might be something embarrassing. [ Both Laughing ] 1105 01:07:53,337 --> 01:07:56,706 - What Halloween was that? - No, that wasn't Halloween. 1106 01:07:56,773 --> 01:08:01,044 That was his first day at high school. Oh. Are those leopard spandex? 1107 01:08:01,111 --> 01:08:04,648 [ Chuckles ] Look. You can see his pee-pee. 1108 01:08:04,714 --> 01:08:08,318 Okay, okay. The sheriff demands that those pictures be burned. 1109 01:08:08,385 --> 01:08:11,355 Oh, look here. Look at this report card. 1110 01:08:11,421 --> 01:08:14,991 Let's see. All A's. Impressive. 1111 01:08:15,058 --> 01:08:17,026 I'm a genius. What can I say? 1112 01:08:17,093 --> 01:08:18,962 Well, you were up till high school. 1113 01:08:19,028 --> 01:08:22,599 Then all of a sudden, he got unfocused. I guess it was just puberty. 1114 01:08:22,666 --> 01:08:25,135 Yeah. It was definitely puberty. 1115 01:08:25,202 --> 01:08:27,471 Oh, lookit here. 1116 01:08:27,537 --> 01:08:30,807 Here's Alex's grandfather holding baby Alex. 1117 01:08:32,342 --> 01:08:34,944 It was 10 years last month. 1118 01:08:35,011 --> 01:08:37,414 I'm so sorry. 1119 01:08:37,481 --> 01:08:40,717 [ Cries ] That's why I like Alex to be in the house, 1120 01:08:40,784 --> 01:08:43,887 because it makes me feel closer to him. 1121 01:08:45,189 --> 01:08:47,457 He loved you so much. 1122 01:08:47,524 --> 01:08:51,761 I loved him, and I love you, and I love being your roomie. 1123 01:08:53,029 --> 01:08:54,898 You would have loved my grandfather. 1124 01:08:54,964 --> 01:08:57,801 He was the coolest. He would have had a beer or two with us last night. 1125 01:08:57,867 --> 01:08:59,869 He would have had 20. 1126 01:08:59,936 --> 01:09:03,173 - No, he had a problem. - He would have definitely fit in with that crowd then. 1127 01:09:03,240 --> 01:09:07,744 We had such fun last night. I've gotta get the name of that tea. 1128 01:09:09,045 --> 01:09:10,914 Oh, my gosh. It's already noon. 1129 01:09:10,980 --> 01:09:13,817 I should probably get going. Alex, could you give me a ride? 1130 01:09:13,883 --> 01:09:16,686 - Oh, yeah. Totally. - It was such a pleasure. 1131 01:09:16,753 --> 01:09:19,356 Thank you for showing me all the photos. Come any time, sweetheart. 1132 01:09:19,423 --> 01:09:21,291 I've got four more boxes. Okay. 1133 01:09:21,358 --> 01:09:23,560 Okay. Bye-bye. 1134 01:09:23,627 --> 01:09:26,496 - [ Mouthing Words ] - Oh. 1135 01:09:26,563 --> 01:09:28,398 See you later, Grandma. Okay. 1136 01:09:31,067 --> 01:09:34,404 [ Muttering ] 1137 01:09:34,471 --> 01:09:38,842 Barry, I think it's time for you and the milk maid to go home. [ Muffled ] Okay, Alex. 1138 01:09:38,908 --> 01:09:42,412 Yeah. West West, yo. 1139 01:09:49,819 --> 01:09:52,389 Grace, I have a confession to make. 1140 01:09:54,057 --> 01:09:57,894 Uh, you... were my first. 1141 01:09:59,229 --> 01:10:01,698 Really? 1142 01:10:01,765 --> 01:10:03,767 Oh, that's sweet. 1143 01:10:04,701 --> 01:10:08,204 Let's see. You were my, uh-- 1144 01:10:09,639 --> 01:10:12,208 I don't know. 3,000 something. 1145 01:10:16,212 --> 01:10:20,817 Word up. [ Sighs ] 1146 01:10:20,884 --> 01:10:23,219 Ah. 1147 01:10:23,287 --> 01:10:26,890 [ Inhales ] 1148 01:10:26,956 --> 01:10:28,792 I should have worn a condom. 1149 01:10:32,128 --> 01:10:33,897 [ Alex ] Nice place. 1150 01:10:33,963 --> 01:10:36,733 I've never met anyone with 300 roommates. 1151 01:10:36,800 --> 01:10:40,236 Yeah, it gets messy, but I've got 50 housekeepers, so-- 1152 01:10:40,304 --> 01:10:42,406 That helps. 1153 01:10:42,472 --> 01:10:45,642 This is my room. Here we are. 1154 01:10:45,709 --> 01:10:47,644 Yep. 1155 01:10:51,247 --> 01:10:53,350 Thanks. 1156 01:10:53,417 --> 01:10:57,287 So I will, uh... see you on Monday. 1157 01:10:57,354 --> 01:10:59,489 See you on Monday. 1158 01:11:00,857 --> 01:11:02,859 Thanks for the ride. You're welcome. 1159 01:11:10,300 --> 01:11:12,369 Ah, shit. I forgot my parking ticket. 1160 01:11:18,241 --> 01:11:20,477 Hey, I forgot my-- 1161 01:11:25,915 --> 01:11:29,853 Wow. I just came back to get my parking ticket. 1162 01:11:29,919 --> 01:11:33,957 I know. Here. What if I had been the bellboy? 1163 01:11:34,023 --> 01:11:35,992 I was kinda hopin' you were. 1164 01:11:39,529 --> 01:11:42,466 I'll see you at work. I'll be there. 1165 01:11:42,532 --> 01:11:44,434 I'll be the older gentleman. 1166 01:11:44,501 --> 01:11:48,204 [ Imitates Hydraulics ] 1167 01:11:48,271 --> 01:11:50,974 [ Robot Voice ] I am a genius. 1168 01:11:51,040 --> 01:11:54,177 [ Imitates Hydraulics ] 1169 01:11:54,243 --> 01:11:59,749 [ Robot Voice ] Samantha, you will be mine, mine. 1170 01:12:02,619 --> 01:12:05,054 Must ingest more fuel. 1171 01:12:08,625 --> 01:12:12,529 [ Imitates Hydraulics ] 1172 01:12:21,371 --> 01:12:24,307 [ Beeping ] 1173 01:12:24,374 --> 01:12:26,342 [ Normal Voice ] When did I get a message? 1174 01:12:29,012 --> 01:12:31,948 [ Beeps ] [ Female Voice ] You have one new message. 1175 01:12:32,015 --> 01:12:34,150 [ Alex ] Hey, J.P., you fuckin' freak. 1176 01:12:34,217 --> 01:12:35,985 We're partyin'. Where are you at? 1177 01:12:36,052 --> 01:12:38,388 [ Chuckles ] I'll chirp you later. Here's Sam. 1178 01:12:38,455 --> 01:12:40,457 [ Samantha ] What do I-- Hey, J.P. 1179 01:12:40,524 --> 01:12:43,059 We celebrated the game tonight, so-- Jeff, stop it. 1180 01:12:43,126 --> 01:12:45,294 [ Jeff, Robot Voice ] Give me the phone. My name is J.P. 1181 01:12:45,361 --> 01:12:48,031 I am a robot. I like robots. I have a robot vagina. [ Line Disconnects ] 1182 01:12:49,399 --> 01:12:51,468 [ Robot Voice ] I am not amused. 1183 01:12:54,738 --> 01:12:59,108 Yes, that's correct. She gave Charlie Chaplin a hand job. 1184 01:12:59,175 --> 01:13:01,978 Yeah. Next question. Right here. 1185 01:13:02,045 --> 01:13:05,114 Do you think that she invented the hand job? 1186 01:13:05,181 --> 01:13:07,116 Ooh. No, I don't. 1187 01:13:07,183 --> 01:13:11,120 But she did say she started the finger in the ass during a blow job. 1188 01:13:11,187 --> 01:13:13,423 Yeah. She was a pioneer. 1189 01:13:13,490 --> 01:13:17,761 Uh, the big news from the party, ladies and gentlemen, Barry sucked on his first booby. 1190 01:13:17,827 --> 01:13:21,598 For 13 hours. [ Giggles ] [ Applause ] 1191 01:13:22,766 --> 01:13:25,101 Okay. That's enough. Thank you. 1192 01:13:25,168 --> 01:13:27,170 [ Applause Stops ] 1193 01:13:27,236 --> 01:13:30,674 Jeff, sounded like quite a fun party Friday. [ Snorts ] 1194 01:13:30,740 --> 01:13:34,878 - What do you mean? - I got the hilarious message that you and Alex left. 1195 01:13:34,944 --> 01:13:38,214 Almost as hilarious as your... face. 1196 01:13:38,281 --> 01:13:40,149 Look, we were just kidding, J.P. 1197 01:13:40,216 --> 01:13:43,620 [ Robot Voice ] ♪ Don't be mad at us ♪ ♪ [ All Laughing ] 1198 01:13:43,687 --> 01:13:45,889 [ Giggles ] So where's Alex? 1199 01:13:45,955 --> 01:13:48,925 What, did he take the day off and die of old age? 1200 01:13:48,992 --> 01:13:51,661 - No, he went to lunch with Samantha. - What? 1201 01:13:51,728 --> 01:13:55,599 [ Grunts, Imitates Hydraulics ] 1202 01:13:58,502 --> 01:14:00,570 [ All Laughing ] 1203 01:14:04,273 --> 01:14:06,409 Do you want any snacks, Alex? 1204 01:14:06,476 --> 01:14:08,578 Oh. No, thanks, Grandma. I'm fine. 1205 01:14:08,645 --> 01:14:10,547 [ Typing ] [ Electronic Whooshing ] 1206 01:14:10,614 --> 01:14:13,216 [ Groaning ] [ Doorbell Rings ] 1207 01:14:13,282 --> 01:14:16,052 [ Lilly ] Could you get that please, dear? 1208 01:14:16,119 --> 01:14:18,054 Sure thing, Grandma. 1209 01:14:18,121 --> 01:14:21,691 Maybe it's a fireman stripper, Alex. I can only hope, Grace. 1210 01:14:25,662 --> 01:14:29,999 - The fuck are you doin' here? - I need to speak with you, Alex. 1211 01:14:30,066 --> 01:14:32,936 [ Sobbing ] 1212 01:14:35,204 --> 01:14:39,408 It's just that the phone message really bummed me out. 1213 01:14:39,475 --> 01:14:42,812 I-- I can't help it that I'm different. 1214 01:14:42,879 --> 01:14:45,014 I just-- I want you guys to like me, 1215 01:14:45,081 --> 01:14:49,553 and you look at me like I'm a f-freak. 1216 01:14:49,619 --> 01:14:53,189 [ Whimpering, Sobbing ] 1217 01:14:53,256 --> 01:14:57,126 J.P., I gotta be honest. The robot voice does not help your cause. 1218 01:14:57,193 --> 01:15:01,998 [ Sniffles ] I know. I do it when I get nervous. 1219 01:15:02,065 --> 01:15:05,068 [ Groans ] Look, nobody hates you, okay? 1220 01:15:05,134 --> 01:15:07,036 I'm gonna talk to Jeff and the other guys, 1221 01:15:07,103 --> 01:15:09,005 and we'll all go hang out one night. 1222 01:15:09,072 --> 01:15:12,742 - And Samantha? - And Samantha. 1223 01:15:12,809 --> 01:15:17,280 Really? That'll be awesome. Thanks, Alex. 1224 01:15:17,346 --> 01:15:20,550 Hey, everyone at Brainasium totally respects you. 1225 01:15:20,617 --> 01:15:23,853 I mean, you created one of the greatest games ever when you were just a kid. 1226 01:15:23,920 --> 01:15:25,855 You're a fuckin' legend, man. 1227 01:15:25,922 --> 01:15:30,059 I know. I am pretty... amazing. 1228 01:15:30,126 --> 01:15:32,061 [ Chuckles ] 1229 01:15:32,128 --> 01:15:35,599 Mmm. What's that? 1230 01:15:35,665 --> 01:15:38,935 Oh, that's nothing. 1231 01:15:39,002 --> 01:15:41,004 It's-- Well-- 1232 01:15:41,070 --> 01:15:45,541 It's this game I've been designing in my spare time... 1233 01:15:45,609 --> 01:15:47,577 for the last couple of years. 1234 01:15:47,644 --> 01:15:50,680 Wow. This 3-D mapping is so smooth. 1235 01:15:50,747 --> 01:15:52,616 Yeah. Did you design it by yourself? 1236 01:15:52,682 --> 01:15:55,218 - Yeah. Yeah. - There's no clipping at all. 1237 01:15:55,284 --> 01:15:58,187 Who did the programming? Uh, I did that too. 1238 01:15:59,656 --> 01:16:02,859 Hey, what can I say? I'm a 35-year-old prodigy. 1239 01:16:02,926 --> 01:16:06,229 [ Chortling ] Thirty-five-- prodi-- 1240 01:16:06,295 --> 01:16:08,898 The collision detection's excellent on this. 1241 01:16:08,965 --> 01:16:11,835 Hey, you know what? I could, like, take this home for you... 1242 01:16:11,901 --> 01:16:14,804 and-and maybe give you some notes on it or something. 1243 01:16:14,871 --> 01:16:19,743 You know, that's something a normal person... or a friend would do, right? 1244 01:16:19,809 --> 01:16:23,112 Yeah. Yeah, actually. That-That would be really cool. 1245 01:16:23,179 --> 01:16:26,082 The lighting effects are really realistic. 1246 01:16:26,149 --> 01:16:29,285 Here. Just, uh-- 1247 01:16:29,352 --> 01:16:33,089 Do me a favor, all right? Don't-Don't be too critical. I-I'm not a genius. 1248 01:16:33,156 --> 01:16:37,426 - I'm a genius. - Yeah, I know you are. 1249 01:16:37,493 --> 01:16:41,865 And also, dude-- I haven't told any of the guys at work about this. 1250 01:16:41,931 --> 01:16:44,968 It's kind of a secret, uh-- 1251 01:16:45,034 --> 01:16:48,137 So just be careful with that disk and-and-and don't tell anyone. 1252 01:16:48,204 --> 01:16:51,808 Oh, yeah. Careful's my middle name. [ Chuckles ] 1253 01:16:51,875 --> 01:16:54,510 Actually, it's not. It's Philip. 1254 01:16:54,577 --> 01:16:56,846 [ Sobs ] 1255 01:17:03,052 --> 01:17:05,689 - Doctor, hand me a Baggie, please? - Here go. 1256 01:17:05,755 --> 01:17:08,157 Thanks, pal. 1257 01:17:08,224 --> 01:17:11,360 This guy's not gonna rip my heart out of my chest and show it to me, is he? 1258 01:17:11,427 --> 01:17:13,997 No. This is Mr. Lee Ho. 1259 01:17:14,063 --> 01:17:16,265 He's teaching me and Monkey tae kwon do. 1260 01:17:16,332 --> 01:17:20,536 I got my yellow belt today. Monkey got his red belt. He's a quick learner. 1261 01:17:20,603 --> 01:17:24,073 Monkey sucker... punch! 1262 01:17:24,140 --> 01:17:27,744 - That's how I got this fat lip. - Where's the monkey now? 1263 01:17:27,811 --> 01:17:29,979 He's upstairs, puttin' his nunchakus away. 1264 01:17:30,046 --> 01:17:32,581 Yo, that party was off the hook, kid. 1265 01:17:32,648 --> 01:17:35,351 Your girl can drink her fuckin' face off. 1266 01:17:35,418 --> 01:17:39,522 [ Screeching, Banging ] Shut up, Monkey! I got company, dude. 1267 01:17:39,588 --> 01:17:41,691 [ Screeching, Banging Continue ] 1268 01:17:41,758 --> 01:17:45,028 Doctor, can you tell Mr. Lee Ho to go make the monkey be quiet? 1269 01:17:45,094 --> 01:17:47,396 Yes, sir. [ Speaking Foreign Language ] 1270 01:17:53,469 --> 01:17:56,205 [ Foreign Language ] 1271 01:17:57,941 --> 01:18:00,176 [ Screeching, Banging Continue ] 1272 01:18:00,243 --> 01:18:04,280 [ Shouting ] 1273 01:18:05,882 --> 01:18:07,917 [ Foreign Language ] 1274 01:18:09,618 --> 01:18:15,058 - Lee Ho's the real deal. He's full-on Chinese. - Yeah, I can see that. 1275 01:18:15,124 --> 01:18:18,928 [ Lee Ho Shouting, Blows Landing ] 1276 01:18:18,995 --> 01:18:21,697 [ Thud, Glass Breaking ] What the fuck? 1277 01:18:21,765 --> 01:18:24,768 Mr. Lee Ho? 1278 01:18:28,504 --> 01:18:30,406 Monkey? 1279 01:18:35,444 --> 01:18:37,013 [ Screeching ] [ Crash ] 1280 01:18:37,080 --> 01:18:39,916 - Oh, shit! - [ Dante ] Monkey, please stop! 1281 01:18:39,983 --> 01:18:43,953 You have to cup your arm at the bottom tightly and then release slowly like this. 1282 01:18:44,020 --> 01:18:47,156 Watch. [ Farting Noise ] 1283 01:18:47,223 --> 01:18:49,092 Try it. 1284 01:18:50,493 --> 01:18:52,896 [ Soft Farting Noise ] Dude, I-- I can't do it. 1285 01:18:52,962 --> 01:18:56,065 Just practice on the weekends and stuff in your free time. You'll get it. 1286 01:19:01,137 --> 01:19:03,139 Don't tell me your grandma beats you. 1287 01:19:03,206 --> 01:19:06,910 That's... more believable than what actually happened. 1288 01:19:06,976 --> 01:19:08,945 So, what's this big meeting about? 1289 01:19:09,012 --> 01:19:11,380 [ Inhales ] I think it's about farting. 1290 01:19:11,447 --> 01:19:13,516 [ Farting Noise ] 1291 01:19:15,284 --> 01:19:18,621 Gentlemen, Samantha, 1292 01:19:18,687 --> 01:19:22,491 last night I received a rough copy of J.P.'s new game, 1293 01:19:22,558 --> 01:19:25,929 and let me just say that it invaded my mind with such force... 1294 01:19:25,995 --> 01:19:29,866 I thought I was going to explode into the atmosphere. 1295 01:19:29,933 --> 01:19:31,767 It really is amazing. 1296 01:19:31,835 --> 01:19:35,071 [ Cheezle ] Yes. If you turn your attention to the monitor, 1297 01:19:35,138 --> 01:19:37,807 I'll give you a glimpse of the future. 1298 01:19:37,874 --> 01:19:40,309 Prepare your minds for... "Demonik." 1299 01:19:40,376 --> 01:19:42,245 - What? - [ Electronic Whooshing ] 1300 01:19:44,814 --> 01:19:47,250 This is my game. Shh. I wanna watch. 1301 01:19:47,316 --> 01:19:50,353 Uh-- Hey, no. No. Stop, please. 1302 01:19:50,419 --> 01:19:53,156 - This-- This is my game. - [ Electronic Whooshing ] 1303 01:19:53,222 --> 01:19:57,493 - What are you saying, Alex? - I've been developing this game for over three years. 1304 01:19:57,560 --> 01:20:00,496 What are you talkin' about? I've been workin' on this game all year. 1305 01:20:00,563 --> 01:20:02,465 You know that, Mr. Cheezle. 1306 01:20:02,531 --> 01:20:04,467 Okay, that's bullshit. 1307 01:20:04,533 --> 01:20:06,936 RoboBitch came over to my house last night. I showed him this game. 1308 01:20:07,003 --> 01:20:09,906 He said he was gonna give me some notes on it, not fuckin' steal it. 1309 01:20:09,973 --> 01:20:13,342 - Do you have another copy of the game? - No. 1310 01:20:13,409 --> 01:20:15,411 Oh, well. That's convenient. [ Snorts ] 1311 01:20:15,478 --> 01:20:17,380 Why didn't you tell me you were designing a game? 1312 01:20:17,446 --> 01:20:20,049 [ Exhales ] I don't know. I-I was self-conscious about it. 1313 01:20:20,116 --> 01:20:23,786 Oh, how cute. He's just trying to get into your pants. 1314 01:20:23,853 --> 01:20:27,823 Dude, I will come over there and kick your robot head right off of that skinny fuckin' body. 1315 01:20:27,891 --> 01:20:31,460 Wait, Alex. You're really clouding the energy in this room right now. 1316 01:20:31,527 --> 01:20:33,863 Is there any way that you can prove that this is your game? 1317 01:20:33,930 --> 01:20:36,265 Challenge him, dude. Yeah! 1318 01:20:36,332 --> 01:20:38,935 What's that gonna prove, Jeff? He probably stole the game from me, 1319 01:20:39,002 --> 01:20:41,370 copied it and learned all the moves in one night. 1320 01:20:41,437 --> 01:20:43,672 - Mr. Cheezle, this is sad. - Okay. That's it! 1321 01:20:43,739 --> 01:20:45,374 [ Cheezle ] Whoa! 1322 01:20:45,441 --> 01:20:48,144 [ Imitates Hydraulics ] [ Cheezle ] Wow, Alex. 1323 01:20:48,211 --> 01:20:52,515 Dude, you gotta cool down. And you come back tomorrow and apologize to J.P. I'm sorry. 1324 01:20:52,581 --> 01:20:55,919 Apologize? I been bustin' my ass on this game! 1325 01:20:55,985 --> 01:20:58,354 Okay. Now your energy is really scarin' me. 1326 01:20:58,421 --> 01:21:00,924 You know what? Fuck energy. Fuck J.P. 1327 01:21:00,990 --> 01:21:03,792 Fuck Brainasium. Fuck all of you. I quit. 1328 01:21:03,859 --> 01:21:05,828 - Wait! Alex-- - Let him go. Let him go. 1329 01:21:05,895 --> 01:21:08,231 [ Door Opens ] Let him find his center and realign his chi. 1330 01:21:09,765 --> 01:21:13,202 ♪ ♪ [ Bongo Drums ] That's right, Monkey. Play my head. 1331 01:21:14,770 --> 01:21:18,374 ♪ ♪ [ Stops ] I want you to take the Frankenstein shit, 1332 01:21:18,441 --> 01:21:21,844 the deer shit, the green monster, the bling and the bling-bling, 1333 01:21:21,911 --> 01:21:24,180 and I want you to roll it all into one joint. 1334 01:21:24,247 --> 01:21:26,815 No one's ever been brave enough to try that. 1335 01:21:26,882 --> 01:21:30,553 One man is. Roll it. 1336 01:21:30,619 --> 01:21:34,890 I'll smoke it with you, bro. We'll go to the loony bin together. I don't give a fuck. 1337 01:21:34,958 --> 01:21:38,094 [ Brakes Screech, Engine Revs, Shuts Off ] 1338 01:21:40,896 --> 01:21:44,968 Hey, Lilly. Is Alex here? Hi, Samantha. 1339 01:21:45,034 --> 01:21:47,103 No, honey. He should be at work. 1340 01:21:47,170 --> 01:21:49,105 But-- Why? Is there something wrong? 1341 01:21:49,172 --> 01:21:53,342 No. He's not hurt or anything. There was an argument at work over this video game, and-- 1342 01:21:53,409 --> 01:21:56,845 - Alex's game, "Demonik"? - Yeah. Do you know it? 1343 01:21:56,912 --> 01:21:59,382 Of course. I love it. 1344 01:21:59,448 --> 01:22:01,450 I'm almost at the final checking point, 1345 01:22:01,517 --> 01:22:04,087 except I have to deal with those zombies. 1346 01:22:04,153 --> 01:22:06,089 They keep biting my neck. [ Chuckles ] 1347 01:22:06,155 --> 01:22:08,457 - Hey, Lilly. Could you do me a favor? - Sure. 1348 01:22:08,524 --> 01:22:10,893 [ Cackles ] 1349 01:22:10,960 --> 01:22:13,896 I'm videotapin' this for scientific research. 1350 01:22:13,963 --> 01:22:15,965 This shit will be on the Discovery Channel. 1351 01:22:22,605 --> 01:22:26,009 [ Coughing ] 1352 01:22:27,143 --> 01:22:29,145 Don't judge me, Monkey. 1353 01:22:34,350 --> 01:22:38,054 I just don't understand it. Why would anybody do that, try to steal that from him? 1354 01:22:38,121 --> 01:22:40,289 [ Samantha ] I don't know, Lilly, but he's not gonna-- 1355 01:22:40,356 --> 01:22:42,225 Keep tryin', guys. Backstreet for life. Oh, hey. 1356 01:22:42,291 --> 01:22:44,227 Hey, Jeff. Can you find Alex? 1357 01:22:44,293 --> 01:22:47,630 I'm gonna take his grandmother to Cheezle's office and get this mess figured out. 1358 01:22:47,696 --> 01:22:50,266 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not a problem. Totally. Thank you. 1359 01:22:50,333 --> 01:22:53,536 Hello, Jeffrey. What's up, silver fox? 1360 01:22:53,602 --> 01:22:55,438 Why are you so sweaty? 1361 01:22:55,504 --> 01:22:58,141 Oh, I started a fight club. Oh. 1362 01:22:58,207 --> 01:23:00,209 Yeah. So, where's Alex? 1363 01:23:00,276 --> 01:23:02,411 We don't know. Nobody can find him. 1364 01:23:03,479 --> 01:23:05,714 I know where he is. Come on, babe. 1365 01:23:14,023 --> 01:23:16,692 You got skills. 1366 01:23:16,759 --> 01:23:19,095 [ Phone Ringing ] 1367 01:23:19,162 --> 01:23:23,332 [ Ringing Continues ] Wh-- What is that ringing? 1368 01:23:25,034 --> 01:23:27,303 Do I have a tumor? [ Rings ] 1369 01:23:27,370 --> 01:23:29,338 Oh. Hello? [ Phone Beeps ] 1370 01:23:29,405 --> 01:23:32,608 - Hey, Dante. Is Alex there? - Hold on. 1371 01:23:32,675 --> 01:23:35,311 Phone's for you. I think it's the devil. 1372 01:23:38,881 --> 01:23:41,584 - Hello? - Hey, Alex. You gotta come back to work. 1373 01:23:41,650 --> 01:23:45,288 [ Inhaling ] I quit there fuckin' months ago, man. 1374 01:23:45,354 --> 01:23:48,791 How baked are you right now? Who is this? 1375 01:23:48,857 --> 01:23:53,596 [ Laughing ] Is this Marv Albert? 1376 01:23:53,662 --> 01:23:56,632 [ Mouths Words ] God, you're torched. 1377 01:23:56,699 --> 01:23:59,335 Um-- Okay, look. There's an emergency. 1378 01:23:59,402 --> 01:24:01,304 J.P. revealed himself to be an actual robot, 1379 01:24:01,370 --> 01:24:04,473 and he kidnapped your grandma, and he's gonna eat her soul out of her head. 1380 01:24:04,540 --> 01:24:07,876 My grandmother's in trouble? I'll be right there. [ Beeps ] 1381 01:24:07,943 --> 01:24:10,246 [ Moaning ] He's on his way. 1382 01:24:10,313 --> 01:24:13,749 How much time to we have? Enough time to 69. 1383 01:24:13,816 --> 01:24:17,953 Oh. Just like Don Knotts. Oh. Hello, Mayberry. 1384 01:24:18,020 --> 01:24:21,324 You gotta give me a ride. 1385 01:24:21,390 --> 01:24:24,059 I'm way too baked to drive to the devil's house. 1386 01:24:26,962 --> 01:24:29,031 [ Laughing ] 1387 01:24:29,098 --> 01:24:32,067 Drive, Monkey! Drive! [ Car Horn Honking ] 1388 01:24:32,135 --> 01:24:34,437 [ Chittering ] 1389 01:24:34,503 --> 01:24:37,440 I love what you did with the bit-mapping. 1390 01:24:37,506 --> 01:24:42,645 Very stylish, very aggressive, very, very Miyamoto. 1391 01:24:42,711 --> 01:24:45,681 Right. That's what I was going for. [ Door Opens ] 1392 01:24:45,748 --> 01:24:49,084 - Um, excuse me, Mr. Cheezle? - Yes, Samantha? 1393 01:24:49,152 --> 01:24:53,189 - I have proof that J.P. stole Alex's game. - What proof? 1394 01:25:02,097 --> 01:25:04,567 I can't believe this stupidity! 1395 01:25:04,633 --> 01:25:08,171 You actually want me to play a 90-year-old woman? Ninety? 1396 01:25:08,237 --> 01:25:10,373 - [ Chittering ] - [ Alex ] Grandma. 1397 01:25:10,439 --> 01:25:15,110 What are you doin' here? I'm tryin' to show these people that you are not a liar. 1398 01:25:15,178 --> 01:25:17,713 Okay, let's go. Let's start the game. 1399 01:25:17,780 --> 01:25:20,149 [ Cheezle ] All your attention on the monitors, everybody. 1400 01:25:22,685 --> 01:25:24,287 Here I come to get ya. 1401 01:25:25,688 --> 01:25:28,224 - Get him. Get him. - There he is. Okay. Okay. 1402 01:25:32,595 --> 01:25:34,663 Come on! 1403 01:25:37,099 --> 01:25:40,336 - Yes! - How about that? 1404 01:25:42,371 --> 01:25:44,006 Fireball! Fireball! 1405 01:25:44,072 --> 01:25:46,275 Take this Level 2 lightning. 1406 01:25:48,277 --> 01:25:50,213 That's not good. Don't worry. You're fine. 1407 01:25:50,279 --> 01:25:51,814 Take a little bit of the plague. 1408 01:25:56,352 --> 01:25:58,487 [ Alex ] Come on, Grandma. Get up. 1409 01:25:59,622 --> 01:26:01,156 Come on. Get up. Get up. Recover. Recover. 1410 01:26:01,224 --> 01:26:06,195 Hey, it's 4:00. Murder, She Wrote is on. [ Chuckles ] 1411 01:26:06,262 --> 01:26:08,931 Jerk! Get him, Lilly. Get him-- 1412 01:26:10,833 --> 01:26:12,768 Don't forget I'm a prodigy. 1413 01:26:20,175 --> 01:26:22,511 [ Roaring ] 1414 01:26:23,646 --> 01:26:27,182 And don't forget it's my grandson's game. 1415 01:26:27,250 --> 01:26:30,919 I will taste your flesh! 1416 01:26:30,986 --> 01:26:34,523 [ Cheering, Applause ] 1417 01:26:37,393 --> 01:26:39,828 [ Imitates Hydraulics ] 1418 01:26:41,597 --> 01:26:45,200 [ Indistinct ] [ Alex ] Yeah, Grandma! 1419 01:26:45,268 --> 01:26:48,704 - You guys, stop. - That's right, Grandma. 1420 01:26:48,771 --> 01:26:51,139 I am so sorry I didn't believe you, Alex. 1421 01:26:51,206 --> 01:26:56,579 You know, I had a dream last night. I was a snake slithering through the grass, 1422 01:26:56,645 --> 01:27:00,148 until I came upon a dead elk. 1423 01:27:00,215 --> 01:27:05,821 And I climbed... into his soul. And it's there I stayed until morning. 1424 01:27:05,888 --> 01:27:11,694 Which meant that I will... underestimate someone very close to me. 1425 01:27:11,760 --> 01:27:15,598 Wow. Where do you get your weed? 1426 01:27:15,664 --> 01:27:19,402 - From you, Dante. - Oh, yeah! 1427 01:27:19,468 --> 01:27:21,904 What's up, Mr. Cheezle? 1428 01:27:21,970 --> 01:27:24,873 Okay, J.P. Let's go. 1429 01:27:24,940 --> 01:27:27,009 We'll have your mom come and pick you up. 1430 01:27:27,075 --> 01:27:29,211 [ Imitating Hydraulics ] 1431 01:27:29,278 --> 01:27:31,814 [ Robot Voice ] Take care, J.P. 1432 01:27:33,349 --> 01:27:36,419 [ Robot Voice ] Please sit on my face. 1433 01:27:36,485 --> 01:27:38,487 That was not appropriate. 1434 01:27:40,556 --> 01:27:42,491 ♪ You're the stuff You're the mind ♪ 1435 01:27:42,558 --> 01:27:44,593 ♪ Just get on down Stop the time ♪ 1436 01:27:44,660 --> 01:27:46,562 ♪ This Saturday night Appetite ♪ 1437 01:27:46,629 --> 01:27:48,697 ♪ This is what you can be ♪ 1438 01:27:48,764 --> 01:27:50,833 ♪ Somethin' like dynamite ♪ ♪ To the release... of "Demonik." 1439 01:27:50,899 --> 01:27:52,601 Cheers. Hear, hear. 1440 01:27:52,668 --> 01:27:55,270 - Yeah. - Kanpai. 1441 01:27:55,338 --> 01:27:58,273 - Woo! - Hey-Hey, Dante. 1442 01:27:58,341 --> 01:28:00,042 We're all toasting. Hold up, yo. 1443 01:28:00,108 --> 01:28:04,179 - I been savin' this weed for a special occasion. - What kind is this? 1444 01:28:04,246 --> 01:28:06,081 This one's called the brown bomber, 1445 01:28:06,148 --> 01:28:09,452 'cause when you smoke it, you get so stoned you shit your pants! 1446 01:28:09,518 --> 01:28:11,253 - [ Laughs ] - Oh. 1447 01:28:11,320 --> 01:28:13,889 - I'm not-- I don't wanna do that. - [ Barry ] Uh, yeah. 1448 01:28:13,956 --> 01:28:17,059 I already shit my pants this month, so I'm good. 1449 01:28:17,125 --> 01:28:20,295 Whatever. [ Loud Thud ] 1450 01:28:22,498 --> 01:28:25,368 Uh, what the fuck was that? 1451 01:28:25,434 --> 01:28:27,803 That's a present Dr. Shakalu and I got for Alex. 1452 01:28:27,870 --> 01:28:31,006 [ Clicking Tongue, Laughs ] 1453 01:28:31,073 --> 01:28:33,709 [ Loud Thud ] 1454 01:28:34,777 --> 01:28:37,012 Dude, a bag of weed would have been fine. 1455 01:28:37,079 --> 01:28:39,147 [ Elephant Trumpets ] [ Thud ] 1456 01:28:39,214 --> 01:28:42,551 [ Dante ] Yeah, Monkey! Karate chop the elephant! [ Screeches ] 1457 01:28:42,618 --> 01:28:45,354 ♪ ♪ [ Hip-hop ] 1458 01:28:45,421 --> 01:28:47,856 ♪ Grandma's Boy ♪ 1459 01:28:47,923 --> 01:28:50,258 ♪ Cool kid ♪ 1460 01:28:50,325 --> 01:28:52,227 ♪ Courage, courage ♪ 1461 01:28:52,294 --> 01:28:55,798 ♪ See Alex is a grown man He live with his grandma Lilly ♪ 1462 01:28:55,864 --> 01:28:59,435 ♪ He's lookin' for a small space to light up his bong ♪ 1463 01:28:59,502 --> 01:29:01,770 ♪ At Nana's house Jeff with the old lady ♪ 1464 01:29:01,837 --> 01:29:03,806 ♪ Kissin' 'em in the mouth ♪ 1465 01:29:03,872 --> 01:29:06,609 ♪ A sucker for love Look at him gettin' his rub ♪ 1466 01:29:06,675 --> 01:29:09,578 ♪ Is he a virgin In fact headed for the tub ♪ 1467 01:29:09,645 --> 01:29:11,880 ♪ With a pj suit On a pj cruise ♪ 1468 01:29:11,947 --> 01:29:15,150 ♪ A little kid with his own room Watchin' the news ♪ 1469 01:29:15,217 --> 01:29:18,554 ♪ Stuck in a grown body Playin' with a hottie ♪ 1470 01:29:18,621 --> 01:29:21,724 ♪ Jeff and Grace kissin' Stoned in the kitchen ♪ 1471 01:29:21,790 --> 01:29:23,726 ♪ With Bea in the house Takin' pills ♪ 1472 01:29:23,792 --> 01:29:26,194 ♪ Y'all see in the house The pot smoker ♪ 1473 01:29:26,261 --> 01:29:29,331 ♪ Alex in the bathroom The shirt with Dr. Doom ♪ 1474 01:29:29,398 --> 01:29:31,366 ♪ Jerkin' it off and workin' it off ♪ 1475 01:29:31,434 --> 01:29:36,138 ♪ Grandma's boyee ♪ ♪ Tell your friends and they'll say you're a jerk ♪ 1476 01:29:36,204 --> 01:29:40,976 ♪ Grandma's boyee ♪ ♪ She'll bring your lunch in your bag at work ♪ 1477 01:29:41,043 --> 01:29:45,614 ♪ Grandma's boyee ♪ ♪ Every night makin' cups of tea ♪ 1478 01:29:45,681 --> 01:29:50,653 ♪ Grandma's boyee ♪ ♪ You better not let 'em find your weed ♪ 1479 01:29:50,719 --> 01:29:53,088 ♪ Barry's in the groove Still tastin' on the boobs ♪ 1480 01:29:53,155 --> 01:29:55,491 ♪ He's stuck on a chest Sometimes he won't move ♪ 1481 01:29:55,558 --> 01:29:58,393 ♪ The coworker chewin' the breasts like a hamburger ♪ 1482 01:29:58,461 --> 01:30:00,395 ♪ Josh the peepin' Tom looker ♪ 1483 01:30:00,463 --> 01:30:04,266 ♪ With big hookers in the back seat Pimpin' the taxi ♪ 1484 01:30:04,332 --> 01:30:08,003 ♪ Mr. Cheezle Lookin' for good things like a weasel ♪ 1485 01:30:08,070 --> 01:30:10,573 ♪ A diamond bezel You know the level ♪ 1486 01:30:10,639 --> 01:30:12,608 ♪ Kickin' it all Bass and treble ♪ 1487 01:30:12,675 --> 01:30:15,711 ♪ Nana's got Alex's chronic in the teakettle ♪ 1488 01:30:15,778 --> 01:30:19,214 ♪ The weed got 'em settled Everybody pushin' the pedal ♪ 1489 01:30:19,281 --> 01:30:22,551 ♪ They invited the guests They invited the best ♪ 1490 01:30:22,618 --> 01:30:26,722 ♪ A house party playin' the video game Grandma put 'em to shame ♪ 1491 01:30:26,789 --> 01:30:29,558 ♪ J.P. got rowdy The next mornin' they was outie ♪ 1492 01:30:29,625 --> 01:30:34,329 ♪ Grandma's boyee ♪ ♪ Tell your friends and they'll say you're a jerk ♪ 1493 01:30:34,396 --> 01:30:39,034 ♪ Grandma's boyee ♪ ♪ She'll bring your lunch in your bag at work ♪ 1494 01:30:39,101 --> 01:30:44,006 ♪ Grandma's boyee ♪ ♪ Every night makin' cups of tea ♪ 1495 01:30:44,072 --> 01:30:48,744 ♪ Grandma's boyee ♪ ♪ You better not let 'em find your weed ♪ 1496 01:30:48,811 --> 01:30:51,446 ♪ Na na na Na na na ♪ 1497 01:30:51,514 --> 01:30:53,582 ♪ Na na na na na ♪ 1498 01:30:53,649 --> 01:30:56,318 ♪ Na na na Na na na ♪ 1499 01:30:56,384 --> 01:30:58,320 ♪ Na na na na na ♪ 1500 01:30:58,386 --> 01:31:00,956 ♪ Chillin' at the party Girl, I'm on top of you ♪ 1501 01:31:01,023 --> 01:31:04,126 ♪ The monkey drivin' me to see Dr. Shakalu ♪ 1502 01:31:04,192 --> 01:31:07,896 ♪ We gettin' late tonight 2:03 Grandma lightin' the tea ♪ 1503 01:31:07,963 --> 01:31:11,133 ♪ Eternal def And something's wrong with J.P. ♪ 1504 01:31:11,199 --> 01:31:13,836 ♪ Raisin' the philly with Lilly I'm the big woolly ♪ 1505 01:31:13,902 --> 01:31:16,271 ♪ Samantha dancin' By the wall romancin' ♪ 1506 01:31:16,338 --> 01:31:19,341 ♪ Drinkin' the cup loud Wakin' everybody up ♪ 1507 01:31:19,407 --> 01:31:23,045 ♪ Takin' her clothes off like a stripper I'm ready to tip her ♪ 1508 01:31:23,111 --> 01:31:26,014 ♪ Dante stoned out with his hands in the lion's mouth ♪ 1509 01:31:26,081 --> 01:31:28,416 ♪ On the mattress with Lilly's colonial crackers ♪ 1510 01:31:28,483 --> 01:31:31,353 ♪ Watchin' the Green Bay Packers A cast of part actors ♪ 1511 01:31:31,419 --> 01:31:35,057 ♪ With high tokes of the Frankenstein with pot factors ♪ 1512 01:31:35,123 --> 01:31:37,660 ♪ Direct from the robot years You better have robot ears ♪ 1513 01:31:37,726 --> 01:31:42,230 ♪ Grandma's boyee ♪ ♪ Tell your friends and they'll say you're a jerk ♪ 1514 01:31:42,297 --> 01:31:47,002 ♪ Grandma's boyee ♪ ♪ She'll bring your lunch in your bag at work ♪ 1515 01:31:47,069 --> 01:31:51,774 ♪ Grandma's boyee ♪ ♪ Every night makin' cups of tea ♪ 1516 01:31:51,840 --> 01:31:56,745 ♪ Grandma's boyee ♪ ♪ You better not let 'em find your weed ♪ 1517 01:31:56,812 --> 01:31:59,447 ♪ Na na na Na na na ♪ 1518 01:31:59,514 --> 01:32:01,584 ♪ Na na na na na ♪ 1519 01:32:01,650 --> 01:32:04,386 ♪ Na na na Na na na ♪ 1520 01:32:04,452 --> 01:32:06,421 ♪ Na na na na na ♪ 1521 01:32:06,488 --> 01:32:09,224 ♪ Na na na Na na na ♪ 1522 01:32:09,291 --> 01:32:12,227 ♪ Na na na na na ♪ 1523 01:32:12,294 --> 01:32:15,330 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1524 01:32:15,397 --> 01:32:18,734 ♪ Gran Granny Gran ♪ 1525 01:32:20,168 --> 01:32:22,037 ♪ Granmizzle ♪ 1526 01:32:23,505 --> 01:32:25,641 ♪ Granmizzle-a-la ♪ 1527 01:32:25,708 --> 01:32:27,976 ♪ Granmiz-a-ka ♪ 1528 01:32:28,043 --> 01:32:32,848 ♪ Granmoka, Granmika, Grandma ♪ 1529 01:32:32,915 --> 01:32:37,686 ♪ Granmizzizles Granmizzle ♪ 1530 01:32:38,954 --> 01:32:42,791 ♪ Granmikle Granmaka ♪ 1531 01:32:44,159 --> 01:32:45,994 ♪ Granmatos ♪ 1532 01:32:48,196 --> 01:32:50,465 ♪ Different ways to say Grandma ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [ Ends ] 1533 01:32:50,532 --> 01:32:53,636 ♪ ♪ [ Rock ] 1534 01:33:08,316 --> 01:33:11,620 ♪ Forget your eyes Do you see what I see ♪ 1535 01:33:13,321 --> 01:33:16,191 ♪ Why don't you move your walk right by me ♪ 1536 01:33:18,694 --> 01:33:21,730 ♪ Just another day in the neighborhood ♪ 1537 01:33:23,632 --> 01:33:26,969 ♪ I can do no harm I can do no good ♪ 1538 01:33:28,871 --> 01:33:32,040 ♪ Just another day Just another day ♪ 1539 01:33:33,976 --> 01:33:37,612 ♪ Just another day Just another day ♪ 1540 01:33:38,981 --> 01:33:41,049 ♪ We want a day to go where ♪ 1541 01:33:41,116 --> 01:33:44,052 ♪ I don't feel like getting higher ♪ 1542 01:33:44,119 --> 01:33:46,154 ♪ We want a day to go where ♪ 1543 01:33:46,221 --> 01:33:49,024 ♪ I don't feel like harmin' myself ♪ 1544 01:33:49,091 --> 01:33:51,159 ♪ We want a day to go where ♪ 1545 01:33:51,226 --> 01:33:54,062 ♪ You and me are free again ♪ 1546 01:33:54,129 --> 01:33:56,631 ♪ We want a day We want a day ♪ 1547 01:33:56,699 --> 01:34:00,803 ♪ We want a day ♪ 1548 01:34:00,869 --> 01:34:03,205 ♪ ♪ [ Ends 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