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<i>My dreams are all dead and buried</i>

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<i>Sometimes I wish the sun
would just explode</i>

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<i>When God comes
and calls me to His kingdom</i>

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<i>I'll take all you sons of bitches
when I go</i>

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- My turn.
- Hell, no.

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- Man, let me drive that thing. Come on!
- Do not touch the trim!

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Nothing binds
a father and a son more closely...

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than the truth behind
the decapitated hooker in the rec room.

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But peewee sports
are good at that, too.

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Now, Russell, I know your nerves
must be a-jingle-jangling about right now.

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I just don't want
to let you down, daddy.

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Son, it ain't about that.

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It's about getting out there
and having some fun!

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Now, you remember that motivatical cheer
me and you come up with?

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- Win or you'll whup my ass?
- Correct. Hands in, on three.

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One...

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One?

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- One! Win or I'll whup your ass!
- Win or you'll whup my ass!

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Wait a minute, boy.
Don't forget your face protectings.

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I'm sorry, daddy,
I never played soccer before.

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And you ain't never going to!
Now, get in there and fight like a cock!

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Let the ground spew forth
1,000 geysers of blood...

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Where's the ball?

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...as these furious, pumped-up cocks
erupt in massive violence.

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- I don't like soccer, Daddy.
- Place your bets. All windows are open.

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Only one will survive.

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Get a goal for your daddy now.

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I'm gonna put me down this many
on that there eight-legged chicken to lose.

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It's the 5-0!
Griffin!

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To Beldendorf!

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Wait a minute.
Where's everybody going?

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This looks like a good'n.

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Finish him!

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- Sheriff?
- Oh, no. Rusty?

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- You all right?
- Hell, yeah.

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No.

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Finish him!

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Hell.

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Is that Rusty?
It's Rusty, ain't it?

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- Hey, Rusty.
- Hey, Granny.

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- Hiya, Rusty.
- All right, woman.

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Now, get on back to the home
where they want you.

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- I'm saying hey.
- And say hey to that oxygen tank for me.

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- You mean Barry?
- Whatever the name is.

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Hey, Barry. I ran into Rusty,
and he wanted me to tell...

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How you doing, Early? Lil?

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Would y'all care to know
where I found your boy here?

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- Nope.
- OK.

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- How about you, Early?
- Oh, yeah!

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How was Disneyland, Rusty?
Hell, that sounds nice.

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Did you run about
with that Doofy and Marty Mouse?

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Yeah, we did all that,
but that's not why I come up here.

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Why did I come up here?

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I was having
such a good time in Disneyland.

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I rode the hell out of Disneyland.

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Now they're all looking at me.
Waiting for me.

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I'll respond to them
in their earth language, I guess.

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- Yes.
- OK then.

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Get off my land, OK?
Have a good'n.

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One other thing, Early.

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- Your boy needs to be in school.
- School?!

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Ain't that the damn place where they got
all them, let's see, what you call them...

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fold-outs, covered in scribblings,
wrote up all over?

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- Books?
- No, no. Like square, like a magazine.

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- Books, Early.
- No, not that, but something like that.

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- I want to say boo--
- Look, look, look.

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All I know is
that if you don't get Rusty in school...

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the Board of Education is going
to come up here and kick my ass...

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and I'm going to come up here
and kick your ass.

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This ass.

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School days, fool days!

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Hell, I couldn't tell you
half the mess I learnt in school.

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<i>A, b, c, d, e, f, b</i>

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<i>C, d, e, f, b</i>

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<i>E, d, e, f, b</i>

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<i>A, b, c, d, e, f, b</i>

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All right, put them on the hood
and spread them.

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Come on, Sheriff.
That's a damn record!

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I never did find out
what comes after the "f."

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Right. We can't send him down
to the county school...

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because if we keep segregating there,
it's gonna be nothing but bathrooms, but...

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maybe you should consider...

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You ain't inseminating I keep him here,
are you? Oh, no. No, no. Hell, no!

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- Well, homeschooling is an option.
- What the hell's in it for me?

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Money.

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Today, we's learning about rocks.
They's all kinds of rocks.

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These is rocks which you throw.
These here is rocks that you get hit by.

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- Damn, daddy!
- And this here one...

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is what we call a tooth.

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Now I'm fixing to take attendance.
Here we go.

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Boy, do you want
to pass this class or what?

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Yes, I do, daddy.
I would like that very much.

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All right, then.
When I say Rusty, you say, "here."

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All right? Rusty?

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Now on to history.
What just happened?

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I don't know.

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Well, hell, I don't know neither.
Must be a repossessed memory.

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Damn you, party liquor!

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Now, Rusty, read me something out loud
from the assigned text.

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Yes, sir.

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"They paint these walls
to hide my pen...

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"but this house poet strikes again."

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"But this house poet strikes again."

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Now what do you think
this house poet meant by that?

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Well, maybe he feels oppressed
by an Orwellian overlord...

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so he lashes out
with guerrilla-style poetry and whatnot.

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Yeah, I guess you could
go that way with it.

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- Continue on with the text.
- Yes, sir.

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- "For a good bj, call 555-0169."
- Wait, hold on now!

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Go ahead and repeat
that last stanza again.

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- 0169.
- 0169.

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Hello?
Are you calling about the bj?

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- I gives the best bj in town, bar none.
- That be blackberry or blueberry?

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Boysenberry jam, dumb ass.
Them other ones is out of season.

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Nope, sorry.
Boysenberries gives me the hives.

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All right.

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How about I suck your... dry
behind the dumpster at the Sip 'n Strut?

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Get your stuff, son.
We got us a field trip.

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Now this here is a field
and you is gonna take a trip.

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- But that's just a damn well, Daddy.
- Correct.

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If you get out, you pass.

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Did you throw his ass...

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- ...down the well? I'm sorry.
- Sure did.

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Well, I hope he gets out of there
because tonight's the prom.

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I remember my first prom.

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Would you like
to dance with me?

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I said, do you sumbitches
want to dance?!

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Take him down!

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I sure hope I get laid.

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Me, too, granny.
Me, too.

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- Did I pass?
- Pass what?

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The field trip!

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Nope! Now get your ass washed up, son.
It's prom night.

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Rusty, we've learned a hell of a lot
over this past day...

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and you got finals tomorrow,
and after that, the future is limited...

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only by damn foreigners what come here
and took up all the damn jobs...

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and you can't shoot them
because then you're the one at fault!

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No offense, Ting Tong.

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Hell!
He's interpretating that all wrong.

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- Give me them damn flags!
- Excuse me.

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I'll show you how to flag dance!

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You two are just the cutest.

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You mind if I steal him
for just a little bit of this dance?

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I'm afraid
this handsome fella here is taken.

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I just got sassed by a whore!

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- Back off, you old bitch! He is mine!
- Yeah, it's on!

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Let's see what kind
of whore moves you got.

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Taste the steel!

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Oh, yeah.

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Ting Tong, you want to dance?

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Prom's over!
Pop quiz!

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All right, Russell.
How's it going in there, son?

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Well, pretty good
exceptin' there ain't no paper.

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Now you are square
over the hole, ain't you?

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Damn!
Can I start this thing over?

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Get out here and
take your damn finals!

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- Is this the test?
- Yes, son.

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Now there's something
you're supposed to do...

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when that train gets barreling on you.

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You can stay on the tracks,
or you can m--

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Malt liquor!

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- Mufflers!
- Come on, Rusty. You can do it.

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Motascribularmultablisade.

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- Mecklegriffleso?
- Remember what I learned you, son!

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- I ain't no good at tests!
- Damn, boy, why don't you just move?

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Shut up, bitch! You want
to give it away? Come on, son!

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No! I want to live! I want to live!
I want to live, I want to live!

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- You passed, boy!
- I did? I did!

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Hell, yeah!
I'm a high-school congratulate.

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- Graduations, Rusty.
- Ain't nothing gonna stop me now...

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but my innate inabilitry
to progress cognacious thunk.

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All rightie-doody!
Now where's that money check?

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Come to your daddy. Come on.

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- Well, hell, Early, I gave that to Granny.
- What the hell?!

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Well, I mean, she said
she was the principal.

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She was the damn tennis coach!
What kind of damn...

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