1 00:00:00,543 --> 00:00:03,755 ( Theme music playing ) 2 00:00:31,741 --> 00:00:34,619 Calvin: The upside of having one good thing happen to you 3 00:00:34,660 --> 00:00:36,621 is that it flows through the rest of your day 4 00:00:36,662 --> 00:00:40,625 in the kinetic form of a positive vibe. 5 00:00:40,666 --> 00:00:43,044 The downside of having that positive vibe, 6 00:00:43,086 --> 00:00:47,131 - there's always something waiting to mess it up. - Niggaz. 7 00:00:47,173 --> 00:00:49,342 Niggaz is coming. 8 00:00:49,383 --> 00:00:53,346 Niggaz is coming! Niggaz is coming! 9 00:00:53,387 --> 00:00:56,724 Niggaz is coming! Niggaz is coming! 10 00:00:56,766 --> 00:00:59,143 Niggaz is coming! Get ready, get ready for niggaz! 11 00:00:59,185 --> 00:01:02,897 Niggaz is coming! Niggaz is coming! Niggaz is coming! 12 00:01:02,939 --> 00:01:04,941 Yes yes! 13 00:01:04,982 --> 00:01:07,902 Niggaz is coming, yes! 14 00:01:09,487 --> 00:01:11,697 Niggaz! 15 00:01:11,739 --> 00:01:13,241 Niggaz is coming! 16 00:01:13,282 --> 00:01:16,494 Niggaz is coming! Niggaz is coming! 17 00:01:16,536 --> 00:01:19,705 Niggaz is coming! 18 00:01:19,747 --> 00:01:22,500 Calvin, would you shut that boy up? 19 00:01:22,542 --> 00:01:24,585 - He's excited, that's all. - Oh my god! 20 00:01:24,627 --> 00:01:26,546 Go back to cutting hair and ignore him. 21 00:01:26,587 --> 00:01:29,298 - Niggaz is coming! - Damn it, Malcolm, settle the hell up 22 00:01:29,340 --> 00:01:31,926 or it's gonna be my foot, your head. 23 00:01:33,261 --> 00:01:35,888 - Oh, that'll work, too. - Terri: Bye. 24 00:01:35,930 --> 00:01:38,391 Yo, Isaac, hook up some music, man. 25 00:01:38,432 --> 00:01:40,601 Terri just chased away one of your cash customers, 26 00:01:40,643 --> 00:01:43,729 and you ain't got nothing to say? What's up with you? Why you so calm? 27 00:01:43,771 --> 00:01:46,858 - I got a positive... - not just calm, he seems blissful. 28 00:01:46,899 --> 00:01:49,861 - It's 'cause a little positive... - that is not like Calvin. 29 00:01:49,902 --> 00:01:52,655 Calvin, most time he's angry, short-tempered. 30 00:01:52,697 --> 00:01:54,532 - Bitter. - He's bitter. 31 00:01:54,574 --> 00:01:57,618 - Bitter? - And cheap. 32 00:01:57,660 --> 00:01:59,829 I know that's not an emotion, but it's a fact. 33 00:01:59,871 --> 00:02:02,707 Hey, look, I got a positive vibe, so let's not kill it for me, please. 34 00:02:02,748 --> 00:02:04,834 - Positive vibe? Explain. - All right. 35 00:02:04,876 --> 00:02:07,253 Last night I'm coming home from work, right? 36 00:02:07,295 --> 00:02:09,714 All of a sudden, my car just dies. 37 00:02:09,755 --> 00:02:11,007 Nothing, then... 38 00:02:11,048 --> 00:02:13,801 Name's Steve. Can I give you a hand? 39 00:02:15,511 --> 00:02:17,346 Hold up, I left something out. 40 00:02:17,388 --> 00:02:19,849 Name's Steve. Can I give you a hand? 41 00:02:19,891 --> 00:02:21,142 All: Ah! 42 00:02:21,184 --> 00:02:24,228 So in the dark of night, in the middle of nowhere, 43 00:02:24,270 --> 00:02:27,064 a white guy actually stopped to help you, a black man? 44 00:02:27,106 --> 00:02:29,817 I didn't even have to put on the i'm-not- a-gangbanger expression 45 00:02:29,859 --> 00:02:32,028 blacks usually wear so they won't scare 'em away. 46 00:02:32,069 --> 00:02:34,614 You know, people helping people without regard to race, 47 00:02:34,655 --> 00:02:38,409 without fearing each other. Yeah, that gave me a positive vibe. 48 00:02:38,451 --> 00:02:40,870 See that there is what they call kismet. 49 00:02:40,912 --> 00:02:42,747 - Wha-what? - Kismet. 50 00:02:42,788 --> 00:02:46,751 It's an ancient African belief brought over from ancient Africa, 51 00:02:46,792 --> 00:02:49,378 along with kwanzaa and Dr. Martin Luther King day. 52 00:02:49,420 --> 00:02:53,216 - What the...? - No, see, it's when you do something good, 53 00:02:53,257 --> 00:02:56,219 the cosmic force that runs the universe rewards you. 54 00:02:56,260 --> 00:02:58,721 Say for example, the next week, you walk down the street, 55 00:02:58,763 --> 00:03:01,599 you find a big old bag stuffed full of cash 56 00:03:01,641 --> 00:03:04,727 or a cash-like items... Trinkets, baubles. 57 00:03:04,769 --> 00:03:09,815 - What are baubles? - I got to explain kismet and baubles to you? 58 00:03:09,857 --> 00:03:14,779 - I don't actually think that's what kismet... - hey, Rwanda, hey, hey! 59 00:03:14,820 --> 00:03:17,031 You need to be worrying less about what I'm saying 60 00:03:17,073 --> 00:03:19,533 and more about getting yourself a green card 61 00:03:19,575 --> 00:03:23,746 before there be some patriot act all over your motherland behind. 62 00:03:23,788 --> 00:03:26,374 Are you gonna take that? 63 00:03:26,415 --> 00:03:29,752 - Niggaz is almost here. - Shut up! 64 00:03:29,794 --> 00:03:32,338 Thank you, Malcolm, for the update. We already know. 65 00:03:32,380 --> 00:03:34,340 We finally gonna have niggaz around here. 66 00:03:34,382 --> 00:03:37,218 Now that's something to feel good about. You know I love niggaz. 67 00:03:37,260 --> 00:03:39,303 Don't you go saying that word. 68 00:03:39,345 --> 00:03:43,099 Oh, no no, I didn't say "niggers," I said "niggaz." "Az." 69 00:03:43,140 --> 00:03:45,476 Cal: Niggaz was the relatively inflammatory name 70 00:03:45,518 --> 00:03:48,813 of a chain of clothing stores that sold high-end urban fashion. 71 00:03:48,854 --> 00:03:50,648 Owned by hip hop star t-Ron, 72 00:03:50,690 --> 00:03:52,858 niggaz was actually the value-priced version 73 00:03:52,900 --> 00:03:55,528 of his high-end store uppity niggaz, located in Beverly Hills. 74 00:03:55,569 --> 00:03:57,947 But a niggaz was finally opening on our block. 75 00:03:57,989 --> 00:04:00,157 And if that wasn't enough to get people excited, 76 00:04:00,199 --> 00:04:02,451 our niggaz was located right next door to target. 77 00:04:02,493 --> 00:04:04,972 And it's right next door to target. You know they got the best stuff. 78 00:04:04,996 --> 00:04:07,707 - Got some good shit at target. - Even I own niggaz. 79 00:04:07,748 --> 00:04:12,169 Even yinka owns niggaz. It's a black-owned business. It's a good thing. 80 00:04:12,211 --> 00:04:14,297 I got the white boy telling me about niggaz. 81 00:04:14,338 --> 00:04:16,507 Why not? They invented the word. 82 00:04:16,549 --> 00:04:18,634 Now it's just a word. 83 00:04:18,676 --> 00:04:20,386 What, just a word? 84 00:04:20,428 --> 00:04:23,431 "Cow" is a word. "Fruit loops" is a word. 85 00:04:23,472 --> 00:04:26,267 - "Nigger" is a hateful, spiteful thing. - Yeah. 86 00:04:26,309 --> 00:04:28,978 See, you all know about niggaz from music videos. 87 00:04:29,020 --> 00:04:31,939 ♪ What's up, nigga? My nigga ♪ 88 00:04:31,981 --> 00:04:33,774 ♪ nigga nigga nigga nigga. ♪ 89 00:04:33,816 --> 00:04:37,778 Shit, let me tell you about the video I grew up watching. 90 00:04:37,820 --> 00:04:41,115 ( Banjo music playing ) 91 00:04:41,157 --> 00:04:43,242 And there wasn't no hot young things 92 00:04:43,284 --> 00:04:47,288 shaking it like a polaroid to offset the bad parts. 93 00:04:47,330 --> 00:04:49,832 You all are so old school, you don't get it. 94 00:04:49,874 --> 00:04:52,626 Niggaz is about self-assertion, you know? 95 00:04:52,668 --> 00:04:54,462 Not caring what other people think. 96 00:04:54,503 --> 00:04:56,464 Niggaz are down and real. 97 00:04:56,505 --> 00:04:58,900 That's why we gotta own the word so the word can't be used against us, 98 00:04:58,924 --> 00:05:02,636 - like gays did with queer. - ( Dance music playing ) 99 00:05:04,472 --> 00:05:06,724 Maybe not exactly like gays did. 100 00:05:06,766 --> 00:05:08,809 Calvin, you ain't said a word yet. 101 00:05:08,851 --> 00:05:10,811 Now now where you at on all of this? 102 00:05:10,853 --> 00:05:13,814 I want to say "I don't know," but I'm gonna go with "I don't care." 103 00:05:13,856 --> 00:05:16,609 Pick a fucking side, okay, Calvin? 104 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:18,569 You are the only black man I know 105 00:05:18,611 --> 00:05:20,529 who has a legal business that doesn't involve 106 00:05:20,571 --> 00:05:22,740 selling something out the trunk of his car, 107 00:05:22,782 --> 00:05:25,034 and you married the mother of your child. 108 00:05:25,076 --> 00:05:28,287 - You're like the pope, except not old. - Or white. 109 00:05:28,329 --> 00:05:30,581 And you can get married and have sex. 110 00:05:30,623 --> 00:05:32,416 Yeah, and you weren't in the Hitler youth. 111 00:05:32,458 --> 00:05:34,210 You know what? You are nothing like the pope 112 00:05:34,251 --> 00:05:36,337 and fuck you for walking around here all the time 113 00:05:36,379 --> 00:05:38,422 with this little pope-like attitude. 114 00:05:38,464 --> 00:05:40,549 Y'all say whatever the hell y'all want. 115 00:05:40,591 --> 00:05:45,137 Y'all are not gonna mess up my positive vibe, okay? I'm feeling good today. 116 00:05:45,179 --> 00:05:47,473 Hey, speaking of blowing in like the wind. 117 00:05:47,515 --> 00:05:50,768 - 20 minutes late, man. - Get off me, bitch. 118 00:05:50,810 --> 00:05:53,938 - Ooh! - Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 119 00:05:53,979 --> 00:05:59,026 Okay, that's that with my positive vibe. 120 00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:04,615 There goes my positive vibe. 121 00:06:04,657 --> 00:06:07,034 Calvin: Romadal, romadal dupree. 122 00:06:07,076 --> 00:06:10,913 What you gotta know, romadal is what you call an urban legend. 123 00:06:10,955 --> 00:06:14,125 Word was he shot up 15 cops robbing a bank 124 00:06:14,166 --> 00:06:16,961 and he took out a group of bangers in a bar fight. 125 00:06:17,002 --> 00:06:18,963 Now Eddie says he shot Malcolm X, 126 00:06:19,004 --> 00:06:21,298 but Eddie also says Halle Berry's stalking him. 127 00:06:21,340 --> 00:06:24,969 Still, I wouldn't even consider giving romadal a spot at the shop, 128 00:06:25,010 --> 00:06:29,181 except that my wife Jen asked me real, real nicely. 129 00:06:29,223 --> 00:06:31,183 Now I was good to go along to get along. 130 00:06:31,225 --> 00:06:33,269 Jimmy, who didn't even work at the shop anymore, 131 00:06:33,310 --> 00:06:35,729 didn't much go along or get along with anything. 132 00:06:35,771 --> 00:06:38,607 I cannot believe you're letting some convict work in your shop. 133 00:06:38,649 --> 00:06:41,610 He's not some convict. He's Jen's sister's husband's cousin's... 134 00:06:41,652 --> 00:06:43,404 Do you even know anything about him? 135 00:06:43,446 --> 00:06:46,157 Or what, did Jen just give you the standard liberal polemic 136 00:06:46,198 --> 00:06:47,867 about all black men are incarcerated 137 00:06:47,908 --> 00:06:50,870 because of the clandestine work of the so-called "man"? 138 00:06:50,911 --> 00:06:52,496 Can't argue "the man." 139 00:06:52,538 --> 00:06:54,641 Can't argue "the man" or you can't argue with your wife? 140 00:06:54,665 --> 00:06:56,959 All right, look, see, you can't relate, all right? 141 00:06:57,001 --> 00:06:59,086 Now when you in a relationship that's real, 142 00:06:59,128 --> 00:07:01,964 women have a way of doing things that make saying "no" 143 00:07:02,006 --> 00:07:03,799 something that's not gonna happen. 144 00:07:03,841 --> 00:07:06,969 Niggaz is coming! Niggaz is coming! Niggaz is coming! 145 00:07:07,011 --> 00:07:09,239 Jen's got this thing she does that's all about the exact use 146 00:07:09,263 --> 00:07:11,849 - of every muscle of her jaw. - She gives a good blow job. 147 00:07:11,891 --> 00:07:16,020 Come on, man. I'm trying to explain a higher form of love... 148 00:07:16,061 --> 00:07:18,522 - Love deluxe. - Deluxe? 149 00:07:18,564 --> 00:07:20,774 You mean like the super cycle at the laundry? 150 00:07:20,816 --> 00:07:23,670 Why would my wife doing something with her jaw have anything to do with the laundry? 151 00:07:23,694 --> 00:07:27,740 It apparently has nothing to do with giving a blow job. I don't know what to think. 152 00:07:27,781 --> 00:07:29,700 It's a certain form of mouth affection. 153 00:07:29,742 --> 00:07:33,287 - She hit me with it the night I proposed. - What, as a thank you? 154 00:07:33,329 --> 00:07:34,914 She did it, I proposed. 155 00:07:34,955 --> 00:07:36,707 Man, get the... it's that good? 156 00:07:36,749 --> 00:07:39,460 I got a convict working for me. Is jail worse than prison? 157 00:07:39,502 --> 00:07:41,754 No, you gotta commit a felony to be sent to prison, 158 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:44,215 so be happy this romadal guy is only in jail. 159 00:07:44,256 --> 00:07:46,383 Romadal wasn't in jail. He was in prison. 160 00:07:46,425 --> 00:07:50,262 - How's Terri? - Come by some time and find out. 161 00:07:50,304 --> 00:07:54,016 I'm sure she'll be impressed to see I made it to junior aide to a city alderman. 162 00:07:54,058 --> 00:07:56,435 - It's a job where you can make a difference. - Damn that! 163 00:07:56,477 --> 00:07:58,830 If I wanted to make a difference, I'd buy the ghetto an alarm clock. 164 00:07:58,854 --> 00:08:01,273 I want to be somebody. I want to be the black Barack Obama. 165 00:08:01,315 --> 00:08:03,734 Barack Obama is the black Barack Obama. 166 00:08:03,776 --> 00:08:05,778 Nuh-uh. Mulatto. I mean, come on, man. 167 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:07,905 He's out there living up the mulatto life, 168 00:08:07,947 --> 00:08:10,592 until one day he decides he wants to kink his hair and use an African name 169 00:08:10,616 --> 00:08:13,744 I've never heard in any of the "national geographic" specials I've ever seen. 170 00:08:13,786 --> 00:08:15,913 And he wants to fake black to get a few votes. 171 00:08:15,955 --> 00:08:18,749 When will america learn? You can't trust light-skinned blacks. 172 00:08:18,791 --> 00:08:21,001 Living up the mulatto life? 173 00:08:21,043 --> 00:08:23,963 Calvin: I've been giving thought to what Eddie told us about kismet, 174 00:08:24,004 --> 00:08:27,591 specifically, how if you're nice to people, the universe just hands you stuff. 175 00:08:27,633 --> 00:08:30,511 So if me helping a guy out means I get to win the lotto, 176 00:08:30,553 --> 00:08:32,930 let me get to helping. 177 00:08:33,889 --> 00:08:36,141 - Give you a hand with those? - Yeah, appreciate it. 178 00:08:36,183 --> 00:08:38,894 They're heavier than I thought. Overdid it at target. 179 00:08:38,936 --> 00:08:40,688 They got the best stuff at target. 180 00:08:40,729 --> 00:08:42,499 Should have brought my son with me. David, by the way. 181 00:08:42,523 --> 00:08:44,191 - Calvin. - Hey, I'm right here. 182 00:08:44,233 --> 00:08:46,777 That is tight. 2-8-9 with the pony interior. 183 00:08:46,819 --> 00:08:49,280 Don't know what you're doing, but you are living right. 184 00:08:49,321 --> 00:08:52,866 - Anytime you want to go for a spin. Thanks for your help. - Right on. 185 00:08:52,908 --> 00:08:55,411 Take a ride in a classic 'stang? 186 00:08:55,452 --> 00:08:57,246 This kismet don't mess around, boy. 187 00:08:57,288 --> 00:08:59,456 After doing my helpful deed, I got ready for kismet 188 00:08:59,498 --> 00:09:01,750 to deliver me the good stuff. 189 00:09:01,792 --> 00:09:03,294 It didn't. 190 00:09:03,335 --> 00:09:06,338 What up, what up, what up, what up, what up? 191 00:09:08,299 --> 00:09:10,467 - Oh, shit. - Who gonna hook me up? 192 00:09:10,509 --> 00:09:13,345 - I'm going to be awhile. - I'm busy. 193 00:09:13,387 --> 00:09:16,432 I got gout. 194 00:09:16,473 --> 00:09:18,350 Maybe I oughta cut that finger off. 195 00:09:18,392 --> 00:09:20,436 Cut it off and be like, bam! 196 00:09:20,477 --> 00:09:23,188 All done with that gout shit. 197 00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:26,275 You gonna need a step stool? 198 00:09:26,317 --> 00:09:29,486 Hey, look look look, I ain't talking about hooking me up up top. 199 00:09:29,528 --> 00:09:32,406 I'm talking about hooking me up with that couple of mils 200 00:09:32,448 --> 00:09:34,742 in cheddar, that money, that moolah, 201 00:09:34,783 --> 00:09:37,411 that cake. That's what I'm talking about. 202 00:09:37,453 --> 00:09:40,664 - You gonna hook me up? - Yeah, I got you, cuz. 203 00:09:40,706 --> 00:09:43,584 Is that like cuz cuz, or cousin cuz? 204 00:09:43,626 --> 00:09:46,503 - Tricky my cousin. - Your cousin. Oh, great. 205 00:09:46,545 --> 00:09:50,049 Being married to Jen is like six degrees of thugism. 206 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:52,426 ( Laughing ) 207 00:09:52,468 --> 00:09:57,014 Come on to the back. We gotta holler at you for second. 208 00:09:58,057 --> 00:10:00,059 Be right there. 209 00:10:03,562 --> 00:10:04,938 Come on back. 210 00:10:04,980 --> 00:10:08,025 ( Tricky chuckles ) 211 00:10:11,403 --> 00:10:13,238 What it's all about, see, is product. 212 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:16,283 Recogniz... recogniz... Recognizability and shit. 213 00:10:16,325 --> 00:10:18,952 You got product? What the fuck i'ma do with that 214 00:10:18,994 --> 00:10:21,914 if ain't nobody buying my shit? You know what I'm saying? 215 00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:26,585 That's that new hot shit. Yeah, that's the new cd right there. ( Laughs ) 216 00:10:26,627 --> 00:10:27,878 Big tricky. 217 00:10:27,920 --> 00:10:29,880 Hey, you can keep that one, Cal. 218 00:10:29,922 --> 00:10:32,025 Ain't no cd in there right now. I couldn't afford to press 'em up. 219 00:10:32,049 --> 00:10:33,759 But it's an ill box, though, right? 220 00:10:33,801 --> 00:10:36,011 Got that little stamp on the front, 221 00:10:36,053 --> 00:10:39,074 tells you what the hits are. So that way you ain't gotta independently verify and shit. 222 00:10:39,098 --> 00:10:40,474 Just like it's real. 223 00:10:40,516 --> 00:10:42,351 - What the fuck? It is real. - Goddamn real. 224 00:10:42,393 --> 00:10:44,603 I mean real like something you get at target. 225 00:10:44,645 --> 00:10:47,648 Target ain't selling his ass, and you know they got the best stuff at target. 226 00:10:47,690 --> 00:10:50,401 Which is why we motherfucking here. 227 00:10:50,442 --> 00:10:54,697 Yeah, see, romadal will be the perfect spokesbrother 228 00:10:54,738 --> 00:10:56,323 to pimp out my new album. 229 00:10:56,365 --> 00:11:00,119 Drop date, August 21, three years from now. 230 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:01,870 Yeah! Ha-ha! 231 00:11:01,912 --> 00:11:05,165 - What makes romadal perfect? That he's out of jail? - Prison. 232 00:11:05,207 --> 00:11:09,002 - And he's trying to turn his life around? - That he killed somebody. 233 00:11:09,044 --> 00:11:11,630 - Bang. - That's the image you want for your music? 234 00:11:11,672 --> 00:11:15,050 Come on, man, we trying to sell shit to hard-core brothers. 235 00:11:15,092 --> 00:11:17,428 Only thing they care about is the four b's... 236 00:11:17,469 --> 00:11:21,306 Bitches, blunts, bling and ebonics. 237 00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:24,393 - Ebonics doesn't start with a "b." - Them niggaz don't know that. 238 00:11:24,435 --> 00:11:27,229 But look, the thing is I just talked to my lawyer, 239 00:11:27,271 --> 00:11:31,483 and they told me that you romadal's full-time employer. 240 00:11:31,525 --> 00:11:34,570 He's on parole, so that means I gotta get the okey-dokey from you 241 00:11:34,611 --> 00:11:37,072 - to work with him. - You can't afford to make an actual cd, 242 00:11:37,114 --> 00:11:40,367 - but you got a lawyer. - Ain't that some shit? 243 00:11:40,409 --> 00:11:43,746 ( Cackling ) We're in america. 244 00:11:43,787 --> 00:11:46,457 Wow, romadal's gonna be a spokesbrother. 245 00:11:46,498 --> 00:11:48,792 I'm finally related to a celebrity. 246 00:11:48,834 --> 00:11:52,254 There's no "wow." There's nothing "wow" about somebody wanting 247 00:11:52,296 --> 00:11:55,048 to use a convict to sell their crap. 248 00:11:56,300 --> 00:12:00,137 So being an ex-con and a salesman's okay for Martha Stewart, 249 00:12:00,179 --> 00:12:02,765 but it's not okay for romadal? 250 00:12:02,806 --> 00:12:06,268 Look, I am not letting some thug use a con 251 00:12:06,310 --> 00:12:08,228 to pimp his records out of my pop's shop. 252 00:12:08,270 --> 00:12:10,647 Amos and Andy would be spinning in their graves. 253 00:12:10,689 --> 00:12:14,026 Even the cast of "girlfriends" would be neck rolling their sassy heads in disgust. 254 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:18,280 Romadal just got out of prison. He's got two jobs. 255 00:12:18,322 --> 00:12:20,240 It's been two years since I had the baby, 256 00:12:20,282 --> 00:12:22,427 and I'm still trying to figure out what to do with myself. 257 00:12:22,451 --> 00:12:24,578 Romadal is a blunt-smoking thug. 258 00:12:24,620 --> 00:12:28,665 I mean, I get you being anti-thug, but... 259 00:12:28,707 --> 00:12:32,127 - I do not smoke blunts. - Not since we had the baby. 260 00:12:32,169 --> 00:12:34,755 Soon as the kid's rolling out of the driveway heading to college, 261 00:12:34,797 --> 00:12:37,508 - I'm going straight Dave chappelle. - Got that right. 262 00:12:37,549 --> 00:12:39,802 Screw the supreme court and their weed-smoking behinds. 263 00:12:39,843 --> 00:12:42,971 Mm-hmm, chuch. Didn't I tell you to pay this bill? 264 00:12:43,013 --> 00:12:46,934 - Oh, the baby. - No, not the baby, the bill. 265 00:12:47,643 --> 00:12:50,103 ( Classical music playing ) 266 00:12:58,904 --> 00:13:01,365 They're not niggaz. 267 00:13:01,406 --> 00:13:05,786 They're not niggaz! They're not niggaz! 268 00:13:06,995 --> 00:13:10,374 They're not niggaz! They're not niggaz! 269 00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:11,917 They're not niggaz! 270 00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:14,336 - ( Whispers ) - ( Bells chime ) 271 00:13:14,378 --> 00:13:16,129 They ain't niggaz! 272 00:13:16,171 --> 00:13:18,674 Yo, listen to me. Listen to me. 273 00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:23,220 The people who run niggaz ain't niggaz! 274 00:13:25,931 --> 00:13:28,308 Calvin: What it was that was freaking Malcolm out, 275 00:13:28,350 --> 00:13:30,435 niggaz were franchise stores. 276 00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:33,564 And the niggaz opening on our block wasn't owned and operated by blacks. 277 00:13:33,605 --> 00:13:37,150 I saw klansmen. I saw the klan in there stocking shelves. 278 00:13:37,192 --> 00:13:39,069 - It was insane... - Then the word was 279 00:13:39,111 --> 00:13:41,321 niggaz wasn't just being run by whites. 280 00:13:41,363 --> 00:13:45,701 Rush limbaugh was the c.E.O. Michael savage was a shareholder. 281 00:13:45,742 --> 00:13:50,497 Things were bad. They were about to get worse. 282 00:13:51,206 --> 00:13:53,333 - My people. - Eddie: Jimmy! 283 00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:55,335 Hey! 284 00:13:55,377 --> 00:13:59,631 Whoa! Now that is a sharp suit, boy. I tell you. 285 00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:03,302 What color's that tie? Is that sellout-blue 286 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:06,972 or i'm-a-minstrel- for-the-man teal? 287 00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:09,182 Eddie, Eddie, Eddie. 288 00:14:09,224 --> 00:14:13,520 You see, your old school jokes are a lot like your old school politics. 289 00:14:13,562 --> 00:14:16,273 They just haven't gotten you... powder blue, all right? 290 00:14:16,315 --> 00:14:18,734 The tie is powder blue. 291 00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:21,820 It's not sell... sellout blue ain't even a color. 292 00:14:21,862 --> 00:14:24,323 And you just trying to bother me. 293 00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:28,035 As always, I appreciate the opportunity to get out among the public, 294 00:14:28,076 --> 00:14:29,453 listen to your concerns. 295 00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:32,956 And I'm concerned about those sissy shoes. 296 00:14:34,291 --> 00:14:36,126 Once again, Eddie, 297 00:14:36,168 --> 00:14:39,796 - you're merely demonstrating... - ( High-pitched ) Sissy shoes. 298 00:14:39,838 --> 00:14:43,467 You know what? There are no masculinity issues with the shoes. 299 00:14:43,508 --> 00:14:45,969 These are gender-neutral shoes. 300 00:14:46,011 --> 00:14:48,388 If anything, they're fairly masculine gender neutral... 301 00:14:48,430 --> 00:14:51,350 I do not care what you have to say about my shoes. 302 00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:53,560 Just lay off the shoes 303 00:14:53,602 --> 00:14:57,147 - and the tie. - Well, that belt is a little liberace-esque. 304 00:14:57,189 --> 00:15:00,108 I am not here to talk about my wardrobe! 305 00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:01,610 But... but... 306 00:15:01,652 --> 00:15:03,236 I am here to ensure 307 00:15:03,278 --> 00:15:06,281 that the integrity of the neighborhood remains intact. 308 00:15:06,323 --> 00:15:08,367 That the sensibilities of the residents 309 00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:12,245 are not being offended, while their economic resources are being exploited. 310 00:15:14,748 --> 00:15:17,084 I'm gettin' niggaz off the street! 311 00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:18,543 All: Oh. 312 00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:20,545 As I'm sure you've all heard by now, 313 00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:22,673 from the same unimpeachable source. 314 00:15:22,714 --> 00:15:25,300 We got a bunch of caucasians running around here 315 00:15:25,342 --> 00:15:27,219 usurping the most despicable name 316 00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:29,638 with which one can refer to a person of color 317 00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:31,473 and using it to take our money. 318 00:15:31,515 --> 00:15:34,434 We need to get niggaz out of this neighborhood! 319 00:15:34,476 --> 00:15:36,311 Oh, ain't that a blip?! 320 00:15:36,353 --> 00:15:38,689 As long as you thought black folks owned the store, 321 00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:42,025 the place could have been called "you stinkin' coons!" 322 00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:44,444 Now you find out that black folks ain't running it, 323 00:15:44,486 --> 00:15:46,697 you gotta problem with niggaz! 324 00:15:46,738 --> 00:15:49,533 You know what I say? I say let the store stay 325 00:15:49,574 --> 00:15:51,284 to teach you all a lesson! Hell! 326 00:15:51,326 --> 00:15:54,287 I wish there was a whole, big, mega-nigga mall! 327 00:15:54,329 --> 00:15:56,456 - ( Clamoring ) - A mega-nigga... 328 00:15:56,498 --> 00:15:59,292 - that's the most ignorant thing I've ever heard. - Wait! Wait! 329 00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:02,212 - Wait wait wait wait! - Wha... 330 00:16:02,254 --> 00:16:04,756 It's ridiculous to argue. 331 00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:06,675 Let's just ask what Calvin thinks. 332 00:16:06,717 --> 00:16:08,635 Terri: Yeah, Cal, what you think? 333 00:16:08,677 --> 00:16:11,346 Unbelievable. Every damn time y'all have a problem, 334 00:16:11,388 --> 00:16:13,015 you come to me for answers. 335 00:16:13,056 --> 00:16:14,891 That's why I got a fuckin' pope-like attitude. 336 00:16:14,933 --> 00:16:16,810 Terri: Just tell us what you think. 337 00:16:16,852 --> 00:16:18,937 Obviously having that store around is going to cause 338 00:16:18,979 --> 00:16:20,689 more problems than it's worth, so... 339 00:16:20,731 --> 00:16:23,150 If it'll keep the peace, maybe niggaz ought to go. 340 00:16:23,191 --> 00:16:26,570 And my friends, we will not have niggaz here. 341 00:16:26,611 --> 00:16:29,114 That's why I'm forming the regional establishment 342 00:16:29,156 --> 00:16:31,158 for greater growth in neighborhoods. 343 00:16:31,199 --> 00:16:33,910 - R.e.g.g.i.n.? - It's nigger backwards. 344 00:16:33,952 --> 00:16:35,495 I promise you, 345 00:16:35,537 --> 00:16:38,165 I will send niggaz back where they came from! 346 00:16:38,206 --> 00:16:41,752 Man: What are you talking about? 347 00:16:42,544 --> 00:16:44,546 Well you're just all in charge, aren't you? 348 00:16:44,588 --> 00:16:47,507 - Well thank you. It's good to see you again. - Good to see you. 349 00:16:47,549 --> 00:16:49,926 I like your shoes. 350 00:16:54,806 --> 00:16:56,016 Hey. 351 00:16:56,058 --> 00:16:57,726 - Hey, man. David, yeah? - Yeah. 352 00:16:57,768 --> 00:16:59,978 - How's it going? - Good. 353 00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:03,190 - Niggaz. - Niggaz. 354 00:17:03,231 --> 00:17:04,483 Niggaz. 355 00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:06,359 Listen, we'll be open in a couple of days. 356 00:17:06,401 --> 00:17:08,487 When you come in, anything you want, 25% off. 357 00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,572 - What? - What's the point of owning a store 358 00:17:10,614 --> 00:17:14,743 if you can't do favors for someone, huh? ( Chuckles ) 359 00:17:14,785 --> 00:17:16,536 Niggaz. David owns the store. 360 00:17:16,578 --> 00:17:19,956 He's not some evil racist guy. He's a cool korean guy. 361 00:17:19,998 --> 00:17:22,292 - So why did you... - I think he's korean. 362 00:17:22,334 --> 00:17:24,336 I'm not sure, but using history as a guide... 363 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:27,172 - small shop owner, black neighborhood... - both: Korean. 364 00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:30,092 So why did you tell everybody it was wrong for him to run the store? 365 00:17:30,133 --> 00:17:32,427 Clearly I didn't know it was him. How is it my fault 366 00:17:32,469 --> 00:17:34,888 that all the rumors and gossip weren't based on fact? 367 00:17:34,930 --> 00:17:37,516 This is what I get for trying to earn a little kismet. 368 00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:40,602 - Earn what? - Kismet. When you do good, good stuff happens. 369 00:17:40,644 --> 00:17:43,814 - That's not kismet, that's Karma. - It's kismet. 370 00:17:43,855 --> 00:17:45,816 - Eddie told me all about it. - Eddie? 371 00:17:45,857 --> 00:17:49,111 Who thinks lyndon Johnson was secretly the first black president? 372 00:17:49,152 --> 00:17:50,904 Lyndon b. Johnson? 373 00:17:50,946 --> 00:17:53,698 Might as well have called himself Tyrone "I is Watkins." 374 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,325 But you don't get how kismet works. 375 00:17:55,367 --> 00:17:57,035 You don't do good to get things, 376 00:17:57,077 --> 00:17:58,829 doing good is supposed to be its own reward. 377 00:17:58,870 --> 00:18:00,789 Supposed to be, and yet it falls short. 378 00:18:00,831 --> 00:18:03,458 Which is why they invented money... And baubles. 379 00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,544 Pfft. And all I get is an urban legend 380 00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:08,755 working in my store 'cause I let you blow me into giving romadal a job. 381 00:18:08,797 --> 00:18:10,882 - What? - You did your thing you do 382 00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:14,511 when you want something from me and I gave romadal work. 383 00:18:14,553 --> 00:18:16,429 I wasn't doing my thing. 384 00:18:16,471 --> 00:18:19,182 I was thanking my husband for being a decent man. 385 00:18:19,224 --> 00:18:22,477 But maybe my thing was a little premature. 386 00:18:22,519 --> 00:18:24,354 No, I'm just saying that... 387 00:18:24,396 --> 00:18:26,940 Sometimes, maybe on a subconscious level 388 00:18:26,982 --> 00:18:30,318 you put a little more into your thing. 389 00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:33,196 When you want something. I'm just saying sometimes. 390 00:18:33,238 --> 00:18:35,240 So which is it? Am I manipulative whore 391 00:18:35,282 --> 00:18:39,119 - or a sexually- possessive bitch? - Which is worse? 392 00:18:40,287 --> 00:18:42,247 Would you just learn to take a compliment? 393 00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:47,043 You give a hell of a blow job. It's the reason I married you. 394 00:18:47,085 --> 00:18:48,795 Not the only reason. 395 00:18:48,837 --> 00:18:51,590 It's not a blow job. It's... love deluxe. 396 00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:52,966 - Deluxe? - Yeah. 397 00:18:53,008 --> 00:18:54,426 - Like a carwash? - No! 398 00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:56,428 Now you're just talking crazy. 399 00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:58,823 If you think for one minute I would ever compare you to a carwash... 400 00:18:58,847 --> 00:19:01,850 Damn, y'all know how to hook up a car. Know what I mean? 401 00:19:01,892 --> 00:19:04,102 Y'all shine this the way my wife shines my... 402 00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:07,814 Never a million years would I ever do anything like that. 403 00:19:10,358 --> 00:19:11,902 You going to get something to drink? 404 00:19:11,943 --> 00:19:13,987 Could you grab me a diet Mr. Pibb? 405 00:19:14,029 --> 00:19:16,340 Calvin: That niggaz was bad for the neighborhood was obvious. 406 00:19:16,364 --> 00:19:18,325 And Terri Jones was ready to be 407 00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:21,453 a one-woman get-out-of-town committee. 408 00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:23,663 And she would have run niggaz off too. 409 00:19:23,705 --> 00:19:25,749 Who is all in charge of this mother... 410 00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:28,126 - Fuck me. - Except for one thing... 411 00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:30,587 David's unexpectedly good-looking son Mike. 412 00:19:30,629 --> 00:19:33,924 - Hi, can I help you? - Wow, I like what you got. 413 00:19:33,965 --> 00:19:35,550 Yeah, it's going to be real nice. 414 00:19:35,592 --> 00:19:37,385 Still got a little bit of work to do. 415 00:19:37,427 --> 00:19:39,721 Oh, I'm sorry. I ought to get covered up. 416 00:19:39,763 --> 00:19:43,600 Oh no. I mean, it's your joint. Live how you live. 417 00:19:43,642 --> 00:19:47,354 - Okay. - Fits right in there, doesn't it? 418 00:19:48,146 --> 00:19:50,148 What's that? My name? I'm Terri. 419 00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:52,442 - Oh, Michael. - Nice to meet you. 420 00:19:52,484 --> 00:19:54,319 I work at the barbershop up the block. 421 00:19:54,361 --> 00:19:56,797 If you ever want to get tightened up, we do all kinds of hair... 422 00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:59,449 Straight, curly or korean. I don't know that you're korean. 423 00:19:59,491 --> 00:20:04,704 I was just using history as a guide... small shop owner, black neighborhood. 424 00:20:05,580 --> 00:20:07,499 Fits right in there, doesn't it? ( Chuckles ) 425 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,501 Being a hard girl, Terri preferred to keep the fact 426 00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:11,503 that she was sprung a secret. 427 00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:13,588 The one problem, Isaac secretly saw her get sprung. 428 00:20:13,630 --> 00:20:16,466 - Like what you saw? - Niggaz? It's all right. 429 00:20:16,508 --> 00:20:20,887 Your lips say it's all right, but your nipple erection says you're in love. 430 00:20:20,929 --> 00:20:22,847 Number one, stop looking at my nipples. 431 00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:24,808 Number two, Terri Jones does not fall out 432 00:20:24,849 --> 00:20:28,270 the first time she meets a guy no matter how bad she wants to fuck him. 433 00:20:28,311 --> 00:20:30,188 Number three, did you not hear number one? 434 00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:32,774 'Cause in a minute, it's going to be my foot, your ass. 435 00:20:32,816 --> 00:20:35,360 Number four... fuck! I can't date outside the race. 436 00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:38,238 But that's the thing. Asians ain't going outside the race. 437 00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:41,950 Asians are like a de-militarized zone of racial Harmony, 438 00:20:41,992 --> 00:20:44,369 a no-man's land of politically acceptable lovin'. 439 00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:47,163 - Really? - All the most respected brothers went Asian. 440 00:20:47,205 --> 00:20:49,249 Dave chappelle, Wesley snipes, 441 00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:51,251 Russell Simmons. Well, sort of. 442 00:20:51,293 --> 00:20:53,753 - Yeah, why is that? - I think it's because Asian girls 443 00:20:53,795 --> 00:20:57,090 got all the exoticisms of a sister, without the bad attitude. 444 00:20:57,132 --> 00:20:59,926 I'm just telling you what the brothers think. As a non-black man, 445 00:20:59,968 --> 00:21:03,221 - I think attitude is what makes you all attractive. - You know what? 446 00:21:03,263 --> 00:21:05,432 Everything you saw, you need to keep it to yourself. 447 00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:08,143 Otherwise, it will be my foot, your chest. 448 00:21:08,184 --> 00:21:09,978 You see how sexy that shit is? 449 00:21:10,020 --> 00:21:12,314 Calvin: Maybe if Terri's attitude had been more bad 450 00:21:12,355 --> 00:21:15,108 and less attractive, Isaac would have kept his mouth shut. 451 00:21:15,150 --> 00:21:18,695 Terri's got herself a boyfriend! 452 00:21:18,737 --> 00:21:20,572 See? Heterosexual. You owe me a dollar. 453 00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:23,742 Terri's hot for the kid of the guy who owns niggaz. 454 00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:25,869 My foot, your throat. 455 00:21:25,910 --> 00:21:28,371 All right, Isaac, kill that. That's their own business. 456 00:21:28,413 --> 00:21:32,625 - There's a reason why we don't spread it around. - ( Bells ring ) 457 00:21:34,586 --> 00:21:37,881 - Am I missing something? - Shorty got herself some new meat. 458 00:21:37,922 --> 00:21:40,842 - Jackie chan's boy up at niggaz. - ( Guys chuckle ) 459 00:21:40,884 --> 00:21:43,112 In prison, they didn't teach you about the code of silence? 460 00:21:43,136 --> 00:21:46,264 They didn't talk about the code of silence on gang day? 461 00:21:46,306 --> 00:21:49,309 Rally tonight! 462 00:21:49,351 --> 00:21:51,978 We getting niggaz out of town. 463 00:21:56,858 --> 00:21:58,443 Damn. 464 00:21:58,485 --> 00:22:00,713 Can't get in the middle of a crowd of angry brothers and sisters. 465 00:22:00,737 --> 00:22:03,156 Well, I just can't let David get run out of town. 466 00:22:03,198 --> 00:22:04,991 Why does this always happen to me? 467 00:22:05,033 --> 00:22:07,035 Call it kismet, fate, destiny. 468 00:22:07,077 --> 00:22:09,329 Call it whatever you want 'cause at that point, 469 00:22:09,371 --> 00:22:11,623 I didn't know what the hell any of it was anyway. 470 00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:14,959 - What the... - what I did know, I had to do something. 471 00:22:15,001 --> 00:22:18,296 Even if that something was, was something else I didn't know. 472 00:22:18,338 --> 00:22:20,590 - What the hell are y'all doing? - Hey, Calvin. 473 00:22:20,632 --> 00:22:22,509 You came. Oh, grab a torch! 474 00:22:22,550 --> 00:22:24,803 Torches? Y'all got damn torches? 475 00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:26,763 All we are doing is having a peaceful rally. 476 00:22:26,805 --> 00:22:29,182 With some torches thrown in for scary effect. 477 00:22:29,224 --> 00:22:31,393 - ( Crowd mumbling ) - Are those tiki torches? 478 00:22:31,434 --> 00:22:33,662 - Target was having a special. - They got the best stuff at target. 479 00:22:33,686 --> 00:22:36,022 - Know what I'm saying? - But you don't carry torches 480 00:22:36,064 --> 00:22:39,067 - unless you're going to start some shit. - Not true. 481 00:22:39,109 --> 00:22:40,860 Torches are very popular in Europe. 482 00:22:40,902 --> 00:22:43,130 They got more people with torches than they have cell phones. 483 00:22:43,154 --> 00:22:46,533 - Europe is a strange country. - What are you even doing out here? 484 00:22:46,574 --> 00:22:49,285 Jimmy said he was going to buy me something to eat after. 485 00:22:49,327 --> 00:22:51,287 - Bribed them with food. - ( Laughs ) 486 00:22:51,329 --> 00:22:54,416 - How many of y'all here are getting food? - Crowd: Yeah, right here. 487 00:22:54,457 --> 00:22:57,127 See? Almost everyone is here of their own free... 488 00:22:57,168 --> 00:22:59,129 How many of y'all are just getting cash? 489 00:22:59,170 --> 00:23:01,548 - All: Yeah! - ( Laughs ) 490 00:23:01,589 --> 00:23:05,301 Still, a representative number of people are here of their own free... 491 00:23:05,343 --> 00:23:06,970 - Jimmy! - Calvin! 492 00:23:07,011 --> 00:23:09,264 You're either part of the solution or you're a democrat. 493 00:23:09,305 --> 00:23:12,434 Now if you'll excuse me, we have niggaz to deal with. 494 00:23:12,475 --> 00:23:15,228 ( Crowd mumbling ) 495 00:23:18,815 --> 00:23:21,943 ( Crowd chanting ) Down with niggaz. 496 00:23:23,945 --> 00:23:25,780 Hey, torches. 497 00:23:25,822 --> 00:23:29,075 - There's something you don't see much anymore. - Be afraid, they're scary. 498 00:23:29,117 --> 00:23:31,619 I used to live in Europe. They got torches everywhere. 499 00:23:31,661 --> 00:23:35,457 Well, look around, motherfucker. Do you see the great wall of China anywhere? 500 00:23:35,498 --> 00:23:38,376 - You ain't in Europe anymore. - We don't want trouble. 501 00:23:38,418 --> 00:23:40,211 You are not welcome in this neighborhood. 502 00:23:40,253 --> 00:23:43,756 A license to do business is not a license to humiliate 503 00:23:43,798 --> 00:23:45,550 by throwing around a dirty word! 504 00:23:45,592 --> 00:23:47,552 I didn't name the store. It's a franchise. 505 00:23:47,594 --> 00:23:49,471 I can't help it if it's call the "n" word. 506 00:23:49,512 --> 00:23:51,389 Can't even say the name of your own store. 507 00:23:51,431 --> 00:23:53,308 - That's a self-indictment. - Crowd: Yeah. 508 00:23:53,349 --> 00:23:55,894 They don't call Starbucks the "s" word. 509 00:23:55,935 --> 00:23:58,205 If you really wanted to help, you could have gotten a loan, 510 00:23:58,229 --> 00:24:01,357 bought the franchise, opened up a black-owned business. You didn't. 511 00:24:01,399 --> 00:24:03,544 Now you want to throw us out because we're bringing a store 512 00:24:03,568 --> 00:24:07,113 - that's selling what you want to buy? - ( Crowd mumbles ) 513 00:24:07,155 --> 00:24:09,449 They don't call Starbucks the "s" word. 514 00:24:09,491 --> 00:24:13,203 ( Stammers ) Calvin, I thought you were... 515 00:24:13,244 --> 00:24:15,955 You're just going to let this happen? 516 00:24:17,540 --> 00:24:19,876 Terri: Hey! Hey! 517 00:24:19,918 --> 00:24:22,420 Look at yourselves. Standing around, 518 00:24:22,462 --> 00:24:25,381 bitter in the night like a bunch of European niggaz. 519 00:24:25,423 --> 00:24:28,009 - Hey hey hey hey... - niggaz 'cause niggaz don't think. 520 00:24:28,051 --> 00:24:30,803 Niggaz are angry and ignorant 521 00:24:30,845 --> 00:24:33,139 and they cause nothing but trouble. 522 00:24:33,181 --> 00:24:35,767 It is black people who use logic 523 00:24:35,808 --> 00:24:38,561 and reason to come to thoughtful conclusions, 524 00:24:38,603 --> 00:24:41,689 because they know right from wrong. 525 00:24:41,731 --> 00:24:43,691 So, what are you all tonight? 526 00:24:43,733 --> 00:24:46,027 Are you black people 527 00:24:46,069 --> 00:24:48,321 or are you... 528 00:24:48,363 --> 00:24:50,865 Niggaz? Niggaz? 529 00:24:51,699 --> 00:24:54,118 We're niggers with access to lawyers. 530 00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:57,497 - ( Crowd cheers ) - That's an order of compulsory closure. 531 00:24:57,539 --> 00:24:59,415 Your store is an attractive nuisance. 532 00:24:59,457 --> 00:25:02,335 You see, wayward niggaz with no regard for the law 533 00:25:02,377 --> 00:25:05,880 might do damage to your property, so, for the good of all, 534 00:25:05,922 --> 00:25:08,007 you need to leave. 535 00:25:08,049 --> 00:25:10,093 ( Crowd murmuring ) 536 00:25:10,134 --> 00:25:12,720 My job's done. 537 00:25:13,346 --> 00:25:14,722 Ooh, that was quick. 538 00:25:14,764 --> 00:25:16,808 Um, can I get cash instead of food? 539 00:25:16,849 --> 00:25:20,853 No no no, for $6.92 I can get a number three from Jack in the box. 540 00:25:20,895 --> 00:25:24,357 - You just ate! - Jimmy, word is bond! 541 00:25:25,358 --> 00:25:28,528 So that's a "no" on the 25%? 542 00:25:31,489 --> 00:25:34,325 You wanna know what kismet is? Jimmy went from being 543 00:25:34,367 --> 00:25:37,203 some alderman's flunky to a man of minor celebrity. 544 00:25:37,245 --> 00:25:40,582 I mean, how many politicians actually get anything done 545 00:25:40,623 --> 00:25:43,835 even if the only thing he did was cost some people their jobs? 546 00:25:43,876 --> 00:25:45,712 But some good things that go around 547 00:25:45,753 --> 00:25:47,755 - do come around. - Hey! Terri. 548 00:25:47,797 --> 00:25:50,234 I don't wanna talk, I don't wanna hear talk, so keep on walking. 549 00:25:50,258 --> 00:25:52,635 Look, I heard about what happened last night. 550 00:25:52,677 --> 00:25:55,346 Those people are foolish and they're gonna get over it. 551 00:25:55,388 --> 00:25:57,599 It is not worth you getting upset about. 552 00:25:57,640 --> 00:26:00,268 And I don't dig seeing you stressed. 553 00:26:00,310 --> 00:26:02,645 I hit Michael up, and he turned me down. 554 00:26:02,687 --> 00:26:05,648 - All that for nothing? - Except this playing ain't for nothing. 555 00:26:05,690 --> 00:26:09,235 If that boy knows what's what, he'll be back. 556 00:26:11,821 --> 00:26:13,906 I said I didn't want to talk, and you talk. 557 00:26:13,948 --> 00:26:17,535 You know, there is nothing worse than a man that don't listen. 558 00:26:17,577 --> 00:26:19,871 ( Sighs ) 559 00:26:20,913 --> 00:26:23,333 You don't even know how sexy that shit is. 560 00:26:23,374 --> 00:26:25,501 It's all set, man. 561 00:26:25,543 --> 00:26:28,504 I got the handouts ready to hand out. 562 00:26:28,546 --> 00:26:31,591 Boot! What the hell is you doing just sitting there? 563 00:26:31,633 --> 00:26:33,343 Get your ass up and do work! 564 00:26:33,384 --> 00:26:35,345 How many times I gotta tell you it's not "da boot"? 565 00:26:35,386 --> 00:26:38,723 It's "da boo." Look, the "t" is all silent and shit. 566 00:26:38,765 --> 00:26:42,477 Anyway, the letters ain't all that straight 'cause I ran out of nickels. 567 00:26:42,518 --> 00:26:44,854 Trick: Yeah, so we about to get the word out. 568 00:26:44,896 --> 00:26:47,732 Romadal's back and big tricky! 569 00:26:47,774 --> 00:26:51,069 ( Barking ) Yeah! 570 00:26:51,110 --> 00:26:52,862 Yeah-ha-ha! 571 00:26:52,904 --> 00:26:55,490 Look, we can have some hoochies outside 572 00:26:55,531 --> 00:26:58,868 getting the flow in, we can set up a bar and all that shit. 573 00:26:58,910 --> 00:27:03,081 Pour out some courvoisier. You know? 574 00:27:03,122 --> 00:27:04,457 No. 575 00:27:04,499 --> 00:27:08,419 - Excuse me? - No hoochies, no handouts. 576 00:27:08,461 --> 00:27:10,546 No, not in my pop's shop. 577 00:27:10,588 --> 00:27:13,424 - ( Sighs ) - Y'all get out, man. 578 00:27:13,466 --> 00:27:15,468 It's about to get hectic up in here. 579 00:27:15,510 --> 00:27:19,138 Oh, it's about to get hectic. Boot! 580 00:27:19,180 --> 00:27:21,808 - Move your ass! - It's boo. 581 00:27:21,849 --> 00:27:23,685 And don't take your shit out on me, 582 00:27:23,726 --> 00:27:26,229 or the next thing sucking your dick is gonna be a hoover. 583 00:27:26,270 --> 00:27:28,439 Oh, okay. We'll see about that right now. 584 00:27:28,481 --> 00:27:31,150 Go ahead and get your little ass out that door, girl. 585 00:27:31,192 --> 00:27:34,195 Boot: You know, you need to stop doing that. 586 00:27:34,987 --> 00:27:37,198 Okay. I know I cost you an opportunity, 587 00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:40,660 - I know we gotta get it on, so let's go, let's do it. - Do what, man? 588 00:27:40,702 --> 00:27:42,745 I didn't want to do that record shit, 589 00:27:42,787 --> 00:27:45,665 I said I'd do it 'cause trick my cousin. You did me a favor, dawg. 590 00:27:45,707 --> 00:27:47,792 You're not mad? 591 00:27:47,834 --> 00:27:50,128 I've been waiting all day to get hectic over this. 592 00:27:50,169 --> 00:27:52,130 - Come on. - For what, man? You know I'd kill you. 593 00:27:52,171 --> 00:27:54,590 We don't know that. We don't know I'd die. 594 00:27:54,632 --> 00:27:57,468 ( Chuckles ) You're cute, man, for real. 595 00:27:57,510 --> 00:28:00,471 Get your ass back here and try to fucking kill me. 596 00:28:00,513 --> 00:28:03,266 Hey, ma... what the hell am I saying? 597 00:28:09,147 --> 00:28:11,607 ( Crowd clamoring ) 598 00:28:18,573 --> 00:28:20,366 All right, whoa whoa whoa whoa! 599 00:28:20,408 --> 00:28:22,577 Hey hey hey! What is it now? 600 00:28:22,618 --> 00:28:26,122 Uh, all right. We're just having a little disagreement. 601 00:28:26,164 --> 00:28:29,208 Now I said that Michael Jackson was a racist 602 00:28:29,250 --> 00:28:31,461 because he only fucks little white boys. 603 00:28:31,502 --> 00:28:34,338 - What do you think, Calvin? - ( Clamoring continues ) 604 00:28:34,380 --> 00:28:38,384 - ♪ Ooh, baby, give me one more chance ♪ - ♪ to show that I love you ♪ 605 00:28:38,426 --> 00:28:43,931 - ♪ won't you please let me ♪ - ♪ back in your heart? ♪ 606 00:28:43,973 --> 00:28:47,226 ♪ Ooh, darling, I was blind to let you go ♪ 607 00:28:47,268 --> 00:28:49,854 - ♪ let you go, baby ♪ - ♪ but now since ♪ 608 00:28:49,896 --> 00:28:53,441 - ♪ I see you in his arms ♪ - ♪ I want you back ♪ 609 00:28:53,483 --> 00:28:55,985 - ♪ yes, I do now ♪ - ♪ I want you back ♪ 610 00:28:56,027 --> 00:28:58,404 - ♪ ooh, ooh, baby ♪ - ♪ I want you back ♪ 611 00:28:58,446 --> 00:29:00,948 - ♪ yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪ - ♪ I want you back ♪ 612 00:29:00,990 --> 00:29:03,534 - ♪ nah nah nah nah ♪ - ♪ I want you back ♪ 613 00:29:03,576 --> 00:29:05,745 ♪ trying to live without your love ♪ 614 00:29:05,787 --> 00:29:08,164 ♪ is one long sleepless night ♪ 615 00:29:08,206 --> 00:29:10,500 ♪ let me show you, girl ♪ 616 00:29:10,541 --> 00:29:12,877 ♪ that I know wrong from right... ♪ 617 00:29:12,919 --> 00:29:15,213 - Man: Pla-dow! - ♪ every street you walk on ♪ 618 00:29:15,254 --> 00:29:18,925 ♪ I leave tearstains on the ground... ♪