Calvin: Truth is, in life,
no matter what you've got going on,
everybody's looking to move on to something else.
Terri was looking for a guy who could give her
the one thing she wanted... Something to hit.
My wife Jen and her blind friend Dana
were looking to convert a tenement building
into an urban bed and breakfast.
Somehow they got a bank loan.
And finding a tenement on the south side of Chicago?
- That wasn't a problem. - It's so charming.
An infusion of cash a little tlc,
- and we can't lose. - Do I smell something burning?
Just the heat of 1,000 great ideas coming out of my head.
- ( Guns firing ) - And I'm thinking those are gunshots!
That one I can't lie to you about.
Should I duck or something?
And one of my customers was looking to get paid
with a bullshit lawsuit. And the lawyer pushing the case...
Lea Robinson Jr... was just looking to get even with me
- 'cause she thought I did her wrong. - Calvin Palmer took my man!
Calvin: To a video arcade when we were kids
where he had a religious experience and quit dating girls.
But Lea was real bad about finishing thoughts.
I found out my pops had a secret second family.
And the half-sister
I never knew I had was looking to connect with me.
I just want to get to know who our father really was...
With you,
- with my brother. - I think you need to head out.
Calvin: And me, I was just looking to catch a break.
These magazines are all old.
They're messing with petey's dementia.
What?! They canceled "sanford and son"?
When redd foxx hears about this, it'll kill him!
Get petey something to read.
- What happened to your hands? - I must've banged it on something.
Why don't I come over later and give 'em a rubdown?
You know, with my tongue?
My new guy James'll be coming by later,
and I'm pretty sure he'll be packing a tongue.
James Ricky? Our drug counselor?
- I thought you hated him. - He's not bad once you get to beat him.
Meet him. Meet.
"M" as in "meet," not "b" as in "backfist."
Where the hell you been?
The shop is falling apart. Magazines is old.
Air conditioning ain't working and the bathroom is out of toilet paper.
I had to use coffee filters to finish.
By the way, you're out of coffee filters.
Ever since I got hit with this lawsuit
I've been having trouble with my vendors.
They've been weird about giving me credit.
Credit?! I'll give you some credit.
Oh, come on. I'm sure there's a reasonable way we can work this out
come on and get your credit, lawsuit boy.
And the lawyer that's suing you, I heard you took her man!
To a video arcade where he had a religious experience and left her.
That girl needs to learn to finish a thought.
I've never known a few vendors to give you any concern.
What's the real problem, son?
All right.
This is serious and it's not that pleasant,
but you ought to hear it from me
before the rumors get started.
I found out my pops had a whole other family on the side.
He was married to a white woman same time he was married to my mom.
- Big deal. - And?
Pops was a two-timing dog,
- and y'all are okay with that? - Yeah.
- Yo, can I get this? - Go ahead, romadal.
You're usually the quiet brother.
Why don't you get things going?
I don't know what you trippin' for. You got two families.
I ain't even got one. My pops ran off when I was nine
and my mom died when I was 15.
Family's family, bro. It don't matter.
I would straight up kill a motherfucker...
I would pop a bitch right in his head
so I could get me some family, sit around doing family shit,
eating steaming bowls of hot gazpacho or whatever.
I don't know many families that sit around eating gazpacho,
and gazpacho is a cold soup.
I just told you I ain't have no family. How am I supposed to know that?
I certainly can't forgive infidelity,
but at the very worst,
your father was doing what white men of power
have been doing to subordinate black women for centuries,
turning them into objects of sexual gratification.
From Thomas Jefferson
through the strom "white rights" thurman,
sexual integration has been a hidden but real part
of even the most bigoted sectors of white america.
And your father may have committed a sin,
but he also broke a taboo.
So pops was a sexual civil rights activist?
He was stickin' it to the man by stickin' it to his woman.
Penetrating white society with his big, black...
- Oh, okay. - Whoa, shit!
You won't believe the nonsense the man is accusing o.J. Of.
Calvin: Maybe the shop was okay with my pops cattin' around,
but I knew I could count on my family to back me on sending my half-sister walking.
- I think you made a mistake. - Good luck with that.
You ought to go meet your other family.
We've got enough dysfunction without me fertilizing
the family tree with more of their manure.
Calvin just can't deal, that's all.
I talked to dad's other family,
spent time around them and I am happy, healthy and fine.
- It hasn't affected me. - Maybe you're so emotionally damaged by all this
- you can't tell that you're affected. - No.
'Cause that would mean I'm messed up, and I know I'm not messed up.
Unless you're so messed up you just don't know.
Stop freaking me out, man.
Calvin, listen, I've withheld a lot of things in life
to make you a strong black man.
There will be no weak black men in this family.
Everybody just calm the hell down!
It's gonna be cool.
For the most part. Now, Calvin,
you're strong enough to meet your other family,
see the mistakes of weakness that your father made and learn from them.
And you can do it knowing that your family is here waiting for you
- and we love you. - Mama.
- What? - Hold me.
And get your girly tears all over my freshly dry-cleaned blouse?
Yeah, you are messed up. Move, child. Move.
Excuse me, sir?
Sir, do you work here?
Is that a yes or a no?
It's a "what," as in "what do you want?"
See, sir, we noticed someone here
had put trash in the wrong bags.
These here, they're for regular trash.
The blue ones, they're for recyclables.
Word? Which one do I put my indifference in?
'Cause right now I'm looking to dump a whole heap of "I don't give a fuck!"
Are you... are you mocking us?
Mock? Oh, no.
If I wanted to mock you, I'd just tell you
stinking like coffee grounds and day-old diapers is
particularly refreshing first thing in the morning.
Why don't you take your g.E.D. Educated minimum-wage-earning asses
- and piss off! - Gentlemen! Veronica farwright...
Jimmy James's campaign manager.
And what he meant to say was thank you.
Thank you for your service and thank you for your support
over Nicholas Kane for alderman.
Thank you.
Jimmy, these are city employees.
Do you understand that you are running for alderman?!
So after I win the election...
I can just pink slip that ass!
Now I got incentive! You just...
( softly ) Asshole.
Wow! It just gets better.
This is a rathole!
Oh, it might need a little bit of work.
Do not bullshit the blind. I smell rodent excrement
this is a fuckin' rathole!
Darn it, Dana. Knock off the bad attitude.
- Never heard you almost swear before. - You're killing my sunshine.
Yes, the building needs work, but we can do it.
Don't let your metaphorical vision be limited by your sense of smell.
This is about keeping urban dollars
in the city where they belong.
You and I, we're about to revolutionize the hospitality industry.
I'm seeing a marble staircase,
a baccarat crystal chandelier,
- a piano. - And tapestries?
- If you want. - I want some huge fuckin' tapestries.
And we need a fuckin' bar! I hate a b&b without a bar.
But we don't have a liquor license.
They're selling heroin 24-7 across the street,
- you think they got a license? - Good point.
I'm so excited! How do we get started?
Don't ask me. You're the one with the degree in hotel science.
Actually, it's not a degree, it's a certificate.
And it's not hotel science,
it's in hotel management. And we're not actually managing a hotel,
we're trying to start a bed and breakfast,
so I'm kind of at a loss.
We are fucked!
And that better be you nibbling on my toe!
- ( Gasps ) - What?
Well...
If it isn't the man who ruined my sex life before it even got started.
Calvin Palmer took my man!
To a video arcade... Nah, fuck it.
Everybody know the thought's not finished.
Yinka: I don't know why you're so upset
over whatever happened however many years ago.
You must have had many men since then.
- You are a very attractive lady. - Yes, I am.
But because of the actions of Calvin Palmer,
I was so traumatized I haven't been with a man.
Damn, a virgin.
I couldn't want to have sex with her more if I actually liked her.
You know what that is, young lady?
It's a law dictionary.
Obviously, you're gonna use that to intimidate me with your legal acumen.
I'm gonna use it to whoop your behind.
One good whooping, Calvin, and you can kiss your legal troubles goodbye.
Is this your strategy, Calvin,
to have the judge declare a mistrial
by having your lawyer pretend to be incompetent?
There's less pretending than you think, so it's a good strategy.
This is our whole case.
Expert testimony, evidence, depositions... it's all there.
Your next attorney will see that it's airtight.
When she does, I hope you'll be smart and consider our very fair
though still excruciatingly painful settlement offer.
Settlement? I think I can speak for my client
when I say that we're willing to cave at the first number you throw out.
- The hell we are. - I'm working magic, Calvin.
Don't blow it for us.
- $1 million. - Do you have a cash discount?
Yeah, I'm gonna get me a houseboat.
( Imitates creak ) Crack!
You hear that? That's the sound
of your ball being squeezed in a vice.
Give me that check, Calvin,
or I'll pop the other one.
- Bye now. - ( Door closes )
We just tore her apart, didn't we?
Except for that $1 million I don't have, you kicked ass!
You don't see the beauty of this. All we have to do
all we have to do is sue somebody else for a million and a half dollars,
you pay this chick off and you make a profit.
- Now who do you want to sue? - How about I sue you?
I don't think I could take that case.
It'd be a conflict of interest.
Ha ha!
That's right you dry-land living motherfuckers.
You are looking at a houseboat owner.
Gonna get mirrors on the floor,
gold toilets, and not them crappy used ones
mc hammer's trying to sell.
Excuse me, miss. I just wanted to say that I'm sorry
for all the drama that you've been through.
Except for being cold and heartless, which I'm sure
is just your version of being lawyerly, you seem real sweet...
And virginal. Could I give you a holler sometime?
A young white guy who cuts hair for a living?
( Chuckles ) It's not like we have much in common, sweetie.
I think it would piss Calvin off if he knew that
I was dating a girl who has committed herself to wrecking his life.
- Call me. - ( Door closes )
She is trying to wreck Calvin and you're actually gonna go out with her?
Of course I'm gonna go out with her, she's a virgin.
That's like asking me if I want to drive a new car.
The minute I ride her off the lot, she depreciates 30%.
You just compared a woman to a car.
To a new car. Don't act like I don't have any class.
Calvin: Meanwhile, officially being in business,
Jen and Dana were dealing with their first minor business issue.
Jen, I need some cash to pay the contractor.
Yeah? It's ironic you should say that,
'cause we're out of cash.
- We ran through our cash in four days?! - Three days.
I should have said yesterday, but I wanted to check my math.
All that money from the fucking bank and you ran the fuck through it?!
You wasted it all on a chandelier and a piano!
Hey, I didn't spend all the f'ing money.
You're the one who wanted the big f'ing tapestries.
- Ooh, did they arrive? - Oh, yeah!
Wow! Worth every penny.
What's going on, ladies?
We're not officially open for business.
And if we were, legally, we'd have the right to refuse service to anyone,
so I'd be happy not to take your future reservation right now.
Why are you hating, when all we're trying to do
- is come in here and offer you an opportunity? - Pla-dow!
- Yeah! - It's blank.
Yeah, that's 'cause I couldn't afford
to get the real cards printed up right now,
but if I could, that would say
"big tricky and da boot hospitality industries incorporated."
Yeah, see me and da boot we're looking to extend
our already significant profile
in the hospitality business.
You two are in the hospitality business?!
Oh, fo sho.
I happen to be the entertainment director
at a five-diamond hotel.
Calvin: Actually, tricky wasn't an entertainment director
at a five-diamond hotel.
Working as a security guard at the airport ramada,
- tricky often hooked up guests with illegal pay-per-view. - Here you go.
As many movies as you want for as long as you're staying here
- for $50 cash. - Do I get some kind of guarantee on that?
Motherfucker, I just gave you access
to the man's intellectual property.
The only guarantee you're gonna get
is if you get caught, I'm gonna act like I don't know your ass.
And da boot here, she's like a receptionist at the motel 6!
Calvin: Actually, da boot had a consulting job
in the I.T. Department with the four seasons hotel group.
Now if you'll click to the next screen of your cost-benefit analysis,
you'll see that the move from ethernet to Wi-Fi
is not only inevitable, it's affordable.
But fear a tech job might kill her hard-earned street cred,
boot just went along with the receptionist thing.
Yeah, you know, I type, talk on the phone,
all that typical urban black woman activity...
I mean shit.
Yeah, we see y'all in a difficult situation.
But we might be able to hook you up
with the interior accessories you need to help finish up the joint.
That's if you're open to a partnership.
And were these "interior accessories" obtained legally?
Fuck's sake. You're like the black honest Martha Stewart!
Will you get off of your positive role-model high horse
and start worrying about getting over?
I don't care if you stole it from Princess di's grave.
- Hook us up! - What you need is some big tapestries.
- Bam! - Excuse the fuck out of me?!
I know a capital gains tax cut
really doesn't affect somebody in your tax bracket,
but that's the whole point.
It gives you incentive to get off your otherwise lazy asses
and get rich so you won't have to pay taxes.
Who's responsible for this bumpin' leg bone?
Somebody done put their foot in these hot wings.
( Laughs ) Was it you, Mabel?
Listen, my nizzy, you mind if I drop a little hot sauce on?
Don't you move, sugar. I brought my own.
- ( Chuckles ) - ( Crowd applauds )
- He brought hot sauce? - You didn't?
- Hot sauce? - Yes.
Before noon? Hello, can you say "acid reflux"?
Jimmy, I am seeing weaknesses in your campaign skills.
- You, you're not a people person. - Uh, you...
Somebody around here is apparently on the rag.
That's just ridiculous. People love me.
Yeah, well, listen. Don't underestimate Kane.
When you debate him, turn up the charm.
- Here. Falafel. - I do not support terrorism.
Oh god. Jimmy, you don't understand.
You're coming off like a stiff, conservative black
as opposed to a warm, progressive, humorous black...
Like Barack Obama.
- Obama? Black? - Yes. Yes.
- Fake-ass wannabe African's mulatto. - ( Sighs )
Any paler, you could hold him up to the light and see his kidneys.
Shh, be quiet!
Well well well,
Calvin, as wrong as you are,
you somehow manage to live right.
Malcolm dropped the lawsuit.
( Chuckles ) He dropped the suit?
- So it's over? - It's only over in the sense
that I can't take you to civil court, present evidence
or have a judgment rendered against you that would cost millions.
Fortunately, that's the only over I care about.
You will learn to fear me, Calvin Palmer.
"From hell's heart I stab at thee!"
That's a little melodramatic.
Just wait until you see what happens
when I get a lot melodramatic.
- ( Door opens, closes ) - Wow. I think I just got lucky.
Lucky, man? What you talking about "lucky"?
- I kicked that bitch Malcolm's ass. - You beat up Malcolm?
That's why he dropped the suit? What happened?!
I went to talk to him, kicked his ass.
No middle steps? You go to talk to him,
he says something about your mama, you kick his ass?
- He pulls out a gun, you kick his ass? - I went, I kicked,
all right? I did that shit for you, Cal.
You know what I'm saying? Y'all been real cool to me since I been out of prison.
I was just trying to show y'all motherfuckers I was thankful.
You do understand you could go back to prison for this?
Nah, man, you understand, dawg? This is how much you
and your little haircutting place mean to me.
It ain't right somebody trying to take what you got.
So if I gotta break an arm, a leg...
You know what I'm saying? - -Crack a few ribs
or hit a nigger in his head so hard
his eye damn near pop out of the socket
so you can keep what's yours, then fuck it.
- That's the way it is. - That's beautiful.
You can't go around hurting people just to get your way.
I didn't even hurt the nigger for real, all I did was kick his ass.
Damn, man, are you insane?! I got hemorrhoids!
Calvin, I know... You know what I'm saying?
What I did was kind of fucked up...
Kind of fucked up, kind of illegal.
But dawg, you like family, man.
Family always do for family.
Calvin: I'll tell you something,
when you start getting some semi-deep life-altering signs
from a convicted felon who may or may not have killed somebody,
it's time to start taking a look at your life,
or at least your relationship with your family...
Your entire family.
Even if part of that family
belonged to some poor white trash ho.
- Or not. - Calvin.
I want you to meet my mother, your father's other wife.
- Ellie Palmer. - Really nice to meet you, Mrs. Palmer.
You'd better call me mommy.
Get over here and give mommy
a great big hug.
Oh.
Mmm, that feels good.
Doesn't it feel good holding mommy?
Tell mommy it feels good!
You know what? I'm gonna have to break this off
step back and think about being thrown off a motorcycle
and/or being trapped in a burning building or other non-sexual things.
( Giggles ) You're funny...
Just like your father.
Oh, I miss him.
Come over here and give mommy a great big hug again.
- Come on. - Whole building just going up in flames.
How you doing today, drug boy?
Smoke any crack today, you mainlining freak?
I already went through your drug program. I'm clean.
- I don't need any tough love. - That wasn't tough love.
That was my standard James Ricky greeting.
- What's up with your eye? - If you must know,
this is the badge of tough love that I share with Terri Jones.
- She beats the shit out of you? - Only if I beg.
And if I lick her toes, she'll use kitchen utensils on me.
- ( Both groan ) - Sometimes.
- What? - Calvin: And there I was with my other family,
hanging out, having a good time.
As much as I wanted to hate 'em, I was starting to realize
this family was just about perfect.
You guys are really making me feel welcome.
You know, I gotta tell you I had mixed emotions coming here.
Mixed? Is that some kind of insult? Is being mixed bad?
Although it was pretty clear on the brother front it was gonna be a wash.
You'll have to forgive Kyle.
He's a little sensitive about being mixed.
What I am is an activist
for caublacasian rights.
We live in a full-breed dominated society
that perceives anything mixed to be wrong.
Things should be either black or white.
If they slip into a grey area, they're bad.
Don't send anybody "mixed signals,"
don't have "half a heart," don't "blend" into the background.
Don't drive a hybrid car.
Driving a hybrid car is a good thing.
But look how long it's taken for society to accept them.
When are people going to set aside their multi-ethnic bias?
All this because I said mixed?
Is it possible I can get a list of words that set you off
so I know what to avoid?
Calvin, your laugh reminds me so much of your father.
- Thank you, Mrs. Palmer. - Call me mommy.
Mrs. Palmer, you know,
when I first heard that my dad was cheating on my mom
with some homewrecker across town, I felt real betrayed.
But seeing you and feeling the vibe that you all put out,
I kind of understand why my pops was attracted to you, beyond the obvious.
I know what you must have thought...
Your father wanted to be with me because of my money,
my pert breasts
and the tight buttock of a young woman of color half my age.
Yeah, the obvious.
Well, I want to you to know one thing:
You father never took a penny from me.
We never even had sex until well into the relationship.
All he wanted was someone he could talk to. Someone who would listen to him.
I'm just glad we finally connected.
I hated all those years we couldn't be a family.
I wanted so much to be part of your life,
to share all our advantages with you,
but it was obviously a delicate situation.
I didn't need any advantages. My life's been real...
Advantages like what?
Oh, the usual. You know, big christmases,
expensive music lessons and the best college education money can buy.
Don't forget those volkswagens on our 16th birthday.
Talk about a coincidence, my brother had a Volkswagen in high...
Was that a birthday present?
No, I think he bought that with his own money,
but it was probably from a trust fund I set up for him.
- Excuse me? - And now that you're part of the family,
I don't see why your mother would object to you finding out about yours.
- This is my money? - Mm-hmm.
- Does that say what I think it says? - Got mixed emotions now?
Hey, Terri, I had a talk with your new guy, James.
Whatever it is you think it is you're doing,
it's not going anywhere good. So do yourself a favor
and move on to something that has a future.
Who the fuck are you to judge me
Mr. Great white virgin pussy hunter?
You talk about me? That shit is weird.
Wanting to hook up with a virgin is not weird.
They make documentaries about it. Ever see "American pie,"
"American pie 2" or the third one where they finally got it right?
- Those are not documentaries. - Excuse me?
If "fahrenheit 9/11" was a documentary,
then "American pie" was a goddamn Ken burns special.
Have you and your man ever done anything normal?
You ever just talk to each other or rent a movie?
You are talking to me about normal?
Tell you what, how about you give me a call tonight
when you're done popping psycho lawyer bitch's cherry
and tell me all about all the very normal
cuddling and conversation that follows.
- I'll be dying to hear all about it. - Okay.
Calvin: That night was the first of the Jimmy James, Nicholas Kane debates.
Now when you have a liberal white guy trying to get elected with the black vote
and a conservative black man running as a republican,
it really says something about American politics,
like maybe it's time to move to Canada or France.
I hear Iraq is getting its act together.
Now let me just close by saying,
I'm gonna bring the same big ballin' game
to the job of alderman that I brought
- to the office of player... - ( Audience laughs )
I mean mayor during the turbulent '70s.
Bo Bo couldn't bust my groove then,
and he ain't gonna do it now.
( Audio feedback )
Your oratorical gifts have remained...
Consistent over the years.
You might be able to talk the talk,
but you really aren't saying much.
While ex-mayor Kane has served
our community admirably in the past,
this election is about the future.
A future full of opportunity for all citizens of this ward.
A future I would be honored to guide you toward.
Are you with me, my friends?
Calvin: What Jimmy lacked in people skills,
he made up for in speechifying.
The cat hadn't gotten as far as he did by accident.
And Jimmy actually had a shot at winning the debate.
Except family has a way of messing everybody up.
It's unfortunate that ex-mayor Kane's half-baked ideas on how to improve...
Half-baked?! What's wrong with being half-baked?
I suppose something's only good if it's fully baked?
- Yes. - Things that are mixed are good!
Look at Tiger Woods... Barack Obama.
Barack Obama? You know that's a fake name.
That nigger might as well have called himself hakuna matada.
When are you people gonna learn? You cannot trust light-skinned blacks!
What?!
Uh-oh.
Speaking of mixed, Terri's emotions were all over the place.
She said she wanted Isaac out of her business,
but she needed to know if there was anywhere left to go with James.
- What's that for? - Thought I could be the goalie,
and you could play a little offense on my head.
No, why don't we take a break from all that?
Okay, just...
No.
I think we need to know that our relationship is more than just beat-downs.
Why don't we talk?
Talk?
- Maybe we should just rent a movie? - That's a good idea.
Calvin: It was a good idea,
except the movie they rented was "fight club."
They might as well have rented a how-to video from a porn store.
First rule of Terri's club:
Never talk about Terri's club!
And while Terri happily found herself back at square one,
Isaac was finding himself in virgin territory.
Oh, yeah!
Calvin: Sort of.
- ( Vase shatters ) - All right.
Now I know you've never done this before, so I'm gonna walk you through it.
- First we got foreplay. - This is my foreplay.
Face down, ass up in the air and don't move until I tell you.
- Are you sure you're a virgin? - Whatever gave you that idea?
- You said you ain't been with a man. - Right,
since I started working on Malcolm's case.
Damn, could you learn to finish a...
Oh hell, it doesn't matter, does it? Ass up, right?
Would you mind singing "flashdance"?
- Oh yeah! - Whose pussy is this?
I've been sitting on $50,000
since I was 16 and you knew the whole time?
Baby, I was trying to be both a mother and a father.
I had to make decisions. Sometimes right, sometimes wrong,
but always for the good of my children.
I worried about what kind of man you'd become with all that money.
It's not about the money. I didn't take the money. I don't want it.
What I want is a mother who has a little compassion.
And I'd take a better brother but clearly that gene is damaged.
Look, I swore to god that I would raise my boy to be a man.
And look at you, a husband that's faithful to his wife,
a good father and somebody the people around here can look up to.
Now I sent you to that other family
so that you could see that I've done my best
raising two boys with a father that didn't even know how to be a man.
- You did do your best and I love you for that. - Thank you.
But maybe you tried so hard being a father,
you forgot to be a mother.
Terri, hey.
You told me to call after I was done popping psycho lawyer bitch's cherry.
What's "facetious" mean? Hello? Hello?
Calvin: It had been a day to give a brother whiplash.
First I'm heading for the poorhouse, then I'm off the hook,
then I find out a whole other life had passed me right by
because one of my moms thought she was doing me a favor.
And my vendors weren't making life any easier.
When the hell was I going to catch a break?
Oh my god! Marvin gaye has been shot!
His poor dad! When he finds out, it'll break his heart.
Hey, romadal, take a walk with me.
I told you before, no credit.
I don't get cash, you don't get shit.
You don't like the way I do business,
take your not-getting-shit ass somewhere else.
Hold this for me, Cal. I don't want nobody to take my shit
when they put me back in prison for whooping some more ass.
Okay! Credit! I got your credit!
- You got the credit? - Your credit's great.
- How's that gazpacho, romadal? - It's damn good.
And damn cold too.
This is like the family I always wanted,
- and I didn't have to kill nobody. - ( Laughs )
I'm serious. I would've fucked a motherfucker up for some family.
Jen, you might want to ice up some more of that gazpacho.
- Yeah, okay. - Want some cilantro?
- No, I hate that shit. - Yeah, fuck cilantro.
♪ We are family ♪
♪ yeah, sing it to me ♪
♪ I got all my sisters with me ♪
♪ get up and sing it to me ♪
- ♪ we are family ♪ - ♪ I can't hear you, y'all ♪
♪ get up everybody and sing ♪
♪ ooh ♪
- ♪ we are family ♪ - ♪ have faith in you and the things you do ♪
♪ I've got all my sisters with me ♪
♪ oh yeah ♪
♪ we are family ♪
♪ get up, get up y'all ♪
♪ get up everybody and sing ♪
♪ oh, hey hey hey ♪
♪ we are family ♪
♪ I got my sisters with me. ♪
Big tricky: Pla-dow! Yeah!