1 00:00:30,323 --> 00:00:32,408 Calvin: There's only one thing worse 2 00:00:32,450 --> 00:00:35,369 than finding out for years your pops had a secret other family. 3 00:00:35,411 --> 00:00:37,371 It's finding out that that secret other family 4 00:00:37,413 --> 00:00:39,707 might be better than the one you grew up with. 5 00:00:39,749 --> 00:00:41,459 More crab cakes, Calvin? 6 00:00:41,501 --> 00:00:43,377 So this is how rich people have breakfast. 7 00:00:43,419 --> 00:00:46,589 When I get home, I'm kicking that ho aunt jemima to the curb. 8 00:00:46,631 --> 00:00:48,174 So adorable! 9 00:00:48,216 --> 00:00:51,469 Just like your father. When I squeeze you, 10 00:00:51,511 --> 00:00:53,346 it's like squeezing him. Mmm! 11 00:00:53,387 --> 00:00:57,850 Instead of giving me an uncomfortably sexual hug and thinking about pops, 12 00:00:57,892 --> 00:00:59,811 how 'bout you just tell me more about him? 13 00:00:59,852 --> 00:01:02,939 I love hearing about my dad... our dad. Our parallel dad. 14 00:01:02,980 --> 00:01:07,777 He was just so human. He was never afraid to admit he'd made a mistake. 15 00:01:07,819 --> 00:01:10,029 Well, if it isn't my full-breed half-brother. 16 00:01:10,071 --> 00:01:12,031 And clearly he made some. 17 00:01:12,073 --> 00:01:13,950 So, is this your plan now, Calvin, hmm? 18 00:01:13,991 --> 00:01:16,869 Come around, eat our crab cakes, take over the family? 19 00:01:16,911 --> 00:01:20,248 - Steal our mom? - It's just a visit, not an invasion. 20 00:01:20,289 --> 00:01:22,333 Come on, you're part of the majority minority. 21 00:01:22,375 --> 00:01:24,502 And majorities, even if they're partly minorities, 22 00:01:24,544 --> 00:01:27,255 just take what they want without regard to the consequences. 23 00:01:27,296 --> 00:01:30,133 It's what dad did with mom. It's the reason I'm here. 24 00:01:30,174 --> 00:01:32,218 I think cheap liquor and a lack of birth control 25 00:01:32,260 --> 00:01:35,138 is the reason why your here. No offense, mom... parallel mom. 26 00:01:35,179 --> 00:01:36,722 Why should I be offended? 27 00:01:36,764 --> 00:01:39,475 Actually, that couldn't be further from the truth, 28 00:01:39,517 --> 00:01:41,352 and I am completely offended. 29 00:01:41,394 --> 00:01:43,813 Calvin: While I was dealing with the politics of family, 30 00:01:43,855 --> 00:01:46,107 Jimmy was dealing with the politics of politics. 31 00:01:46,149 --> 00:01:48,192 He was in the middle of his campaign 32 00:01:48,234 --> 00:01:50,236 against Chicago's super ex-mayor, Nicholas Kane. 33 00:01:50,278 --> 00:01:52,071 With Kane leading the polls, 34 00:01:52,113 --> 00:01:54,115 Jimmy's campaign manager, Veronica farwright, 35 00:01:54,157 --> 00:01:57,869 was doing her damnedest to turn Jimmy into, well, 36 00:01:57,910 --> 00:01:59,579 a man of his people. 37 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:01,497 A study has shown that most criminals 38 00:02:01,539 --> 00:02:03,833 and most economically disadvantaged people of color 39 00:02:03,875 --> 00:02:05,668 have one thing in common... 40 00:02:05,710 --> 00:02:07,545 Silly names. Jermajesty. 41 00:02:07,587 --> 00:02:09,463 Iridescence, Toyota, anfernee, 42 00:02:09,505 --> 00:02:12,842 dollar bill, urethra! You want to take a bite out of crime? 43 00:02:12,884 --> 00:02:15,303 Let's chew off some of these silly names. 44 00:02:15,344 --> 00:02:18,806 What about condoleezza? You call that a normal name? 45 00:02:23,853 --> 00:02:25,980 Mr. Ex-mayor, I've been polite with you, 46 00:02:26,022 --> 00:02:27,940 listened to you try to talk the talk. 47 00:02:27,982 --> 00:02:30,943 But I think it's finally time for me to hit the "r" button. 48 00:02:30,985 --> 00:02:32,945 Yes, Jimmy, that's it. Talk about race! 49 00:02:32,987 --> 00:02:35,948 - Republicanism! - I don't know why I bother to lift my head. 50 00:02:35,990 --> 00:02:38,659 Republicans are the party that freed the slaves. 51 00:02:38,701 --> 00:02:41,287 You all would be out singing the hip-hop songs in the field 52 00:02:41,329 --> 00:02:43,414 if things were left to the old school ways 53 00:02:43,456 --> 00:02:46,125 - of weak-kneed bleeding hearts like Nicholas Kane. - I'm dying. 54 00:02:46,167 --> 00:02:48,461 That's right! Your liberal bleeding heart 55 00:02:48,502 --> 00:02:51,422 is draining you of life! You don't need... 56 00:02:51,464 --> 00:02:53,799 ( all gasp ) 57 00:02:53,841 --> 00:02:56,260 Oh, you mean literally. 58 00:02:59,096 --> 00:03:02,058 Calvin: People say once you get married, life gets dull. 59 00:03:02,099 --> 00:03:04,602 The people who say that damn sure ain't married to my wife. 60 00:03:04,644 --> 00:03:07,939 Can I run a tour group of African sightseers through your barbershop? 61 00:03:07,980 --> 00:03:10,733 Shouldn't you be trying to save your failing hotel? 62 00:03:10,775 --> 00:03:13,569 Well, actually, Dana and I partnered with big tricky and da boot, 63 00:03:13,611 --> 00:03:15,363 and they've gone a long way to helping us. 64 00:03:15,404 --> 00:03:17,531 As a security guard at a local hotel, 65 00:03:17,573 --> 00:03:20,034 big tricky was able to re-direct some Nigerian tourists 66 00:03:20,076 --> 00:03:22,703 from where he worked to Jen and Dana's urban bed and breakfast. 67 00:03:22,745 --> 00:03:27,166 - We would like to check in. - Get your asses down to the urban bed and breakfast! 68 00:03:27,208 --> 00:03:31,045 So big tricky's got all these Nigerians staying at your bed and breakfast? 69 00:03:31,087 --> 00:03:32,588 - That must be terrible. - Oh, no. 70 00:03:32,630 --> 00:03:34,590 Nigerians are very nice people, 71 00:03:34,632 --> 00:03:37,468 clean, and they pay in cash. They're nothing like those Tanzanians! 72 00:03:37,510 --> 00:03:39,512 I meant it must be terrible for you 73 00:03:39,553 --> 00:03:42,139 - that big tricky and da boot saved the business. - They didn't. 74 00:03:42,181 --> 00:03:45,369 They may have the customers coming in, but I have the ideas that keep them coming back. 75 00:03:45,393 --> 00:03:49,105 I'm gonna take the tourists on a historical landmark tour of the neighborhood. 76 00:03:49,146 --> 00:03:50,856 What historical landmarks do we have 77 00:03:50,898 --> 00:03:52,942 in our neighborhood besides old gang graffiti? 78 00:03:52,984 --> 00:03:56,570 This is the barbershop, where Martin Luther King got his hair cut 79 00:03:56,612 --> 00:03:58,656 before getting hosed down by the Skokie Nazis. 80 00:03:58,698 --> 00:04:01,701 And it's also where r Kelly got trimmed up before... 81 00:04:01,742 --> 00:04:03,995 You know, the video. 82 00:04:04,036 --> 00:04:06,372 R Kelly? Dr. King? 83 00:04:06,414 --> 00:04:08,374 We have to put up with this shit? 84 00:04:08,416 --> 00:04:11,085 - Where the hell is Calvin? - Calvin can't be bothered right now. 85 00:04:11,127 --> 00:04:14,255 You know he found out his father had a parallel family, 86 00:04:14,297 --> 00:04:15,923 so he's off dealing with family issues. 87 00:04:15,965 --> 00:04:19,135 - Another mojito? - Thanks, mom. 88 00:04:19,176 --> 00:04:21,929 Jennifer, you're lying to these good people. 89 00:04:21,971 --> 00:04:24,974 I am painting a slightly more colorful picture 90 00:04:25,016 --> 00:04:26,809 of Chicago for their enjoyment. 91 00:04:26,851 --> 00:04:30,396 Now if you'll all come with me, I'll show you the spot where 92 00:04:30,438 --> 00:04:32,732 Chicago gave birth to motown sound. 93 00:04:32,773 --> 00:04:37,111 Since leaving the motherland, even though he'd had sex with any number of women 94 00:04:37,153 --> 00:04:39,155 including Jen's gynecologist 95 00:04:39,196 --> 00:04:43,284 and a woman who, quote, "had a coochie tight as shrink-wrap," 96 00:04:43,326 --> 00:04:46,120 it wasn't until he laid eyes on a Nigerian woman 97 00:04:46,162 --> 00:04:48,497 that yinka found himself truly in love. 98 00:04:48,539 --> 00:04:51,125 ( African music playing ) 99 00:04:51,917 --> 00:04:55,171 Smells like teen nubian spirit! 100 00:04:58,883 --> 00:05:00,426 Fernandez Hernandez? 101 00:05:00,468 --> 00:05:02,678 Never mind what Jen was selling the Nigerians. 102 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:04,573 Truth is, local celebs occasionally came into the shop 103 00:05:04,597 --> 00:05:06,140 to get tightened up. 104 00:05:06,182 --> 00:05:08,017 Fernandez Hernandez was a star right fielder 105 00:05:08,059 --> 00:05:10,144 on the best baseball team in the city, 106 00:05:10,186 --> 00:05:12,438 and married to champion figure skater missy starlight. 107 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:14,690 They were the celebrity Chicago couple. 108 00:05:14,732 --> 00:05:17,568 Fernandez used to be yinka's client. Not anymore. 109 00:05:17,610 --> 00:05:20,821 My 'do looks tight. I can't get this look on the road. 110 00:05:20,863 --> 00:05:22,573 Isaac, how about you travel with us? 111 00:05:22,615 --> 00:05:24,367 You could cut hair for the other guys, 112 00:05:24,408 --> 00:05:26,452 - be our personal stylist. - You're serious? 113 00:05:26,494 --> 00:05:29,330 Give me a call if you're interested. 114 00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:32,917 Hey! That was my Fernandez! 115 00:05:32,958 --> 00:05:34,919 You weren't here. He needed a cut. 116 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:36,629 You stole him from me. 117 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:38,631 It's not a woman, it's a customer. 118 00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:40,591 Besides, your bitch chose me. 119 00:05:40,633 --> 00:05:43,094 Why are you all salty? What's going on? 120 00:05:43,135 --> 00:05:45,304 What was going on with Isaac? 121 00:05:45,346 --> 00:05:46,889 Isaac had it for Terri, 122 00:05:46,931 --> 00:05:49,225 but Terri had it for her drug counselor James 123 00:05:49,266 --> 00:05:51,769 who gave her something no other man did... something to hit. 124 00:05:51,811 --> 00:05:54,230 And jealousy's got a way of working a young man. 125 00:05:54,271 --> 00:05:56,023 Shouldn't you be taking a hot comb 126 00:05:56,065 --> 00:05:57,983 to your boyfriend's ball sack right now? 127 00:05:58,025 --> 00:06:01,779 The cord on the hot comb is frayed like my last nerve for you, motherfucker. 128 00:06:01,821 --> 00:06:03,531 I see how this is gonna be. 129 00:06:03,572 --> 00:06:07,076 As Terri says, retribution is one that fucks one's mother! 130 00:06:07,118 --> 00:06:09,495 - Hoo! - Huh! 131 00:06:10,287 --> 00:06:13,457 He just say something about my momma? 132 00:06:14,250 --> 00:06:17,378 I feel horrible. I killed a man. 133 00:06:17,420 --> 00:06:20,214 I know you didn't kill him. You can't blame yourself. 134 00:06:20,256 --> 00:06:22,967 Unfortunately, you were the closest to him when he died, 135 00:06:23,008 --> 00:06:25,761 so now the whole ward thinks you're like schleprock... 136 00:06:25,803 --> 00:06:28,222 Bad luck, bad news. 137 00:06:28,264 --> 00:06:29,890 Maybe I should make a gesture. 138 00:06:29,932 --> 00:06:32,184 Meet with his widow, give my condolences. 139 00:06:32,226 --> 00:06:34,019 That's actually very smart. 140 00:06:34,061 --> 00:06:36,397 Express your sympathies, perhaps offer to use 141 00:06:36,439 --> 00:06:38,566 some of her husband's ideas if you get elected! 142 00:06:38,607 --> 00:06:41,444 It could go a long way with the voters. 143 00:06:41,485 --> 00:06:44,029 So you do have some political savvy. 144 00:06:44,071 --> 00:06:47,032 You know, Jimmy, you impress me sometimes. 145 00:06:47,074 --> 00:06:50,619 - Maybe you're just attracted to me. - ( Laughs ) 146 00:06:50,661 --> 00:06:52,288 Smart and funny! 147 00:06:52,329 --> 00:06:55,207 You're gonna have a great career. 148 00:06:55,249 --> 00:06:57,001 We missed you at dinner last Sunday. 149 00:06:57,042 --> 00:06:58,502 I had some other plans. 150 00:06:58,544 --> 00:07:00,713 Oh, that means you were at that ho's house. 151 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:03,090 I was at dad's parallel wife's house. 152 00:07:03,132 --> 00:07:04,884 I think that's what I said. 153 00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:06,385 They're real good people. 154 00:07:06,427 --> 00:07:08,196 Stress-free people. It's nice to spend some time 155 00:07:08,220 --> 00:07:09,889 around a family that puts me first. 156 00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:11,682 You don't think we're concerned about you? 157 00:07:11,724 --> 00:07:14,226 You can't let pop's secret other family keep you 158 00:07:14,268 --> 00:07:17,062 from being all the strong black man you are. 159 00:07:17,104 --> 00:07:20,232 Keep me from being a strong black man? That's mom talking. 160 00:07:20,274 --> 00:07:22,818 Mom told you to say that. She's manipulating you. 161 00:07:22,860 --> 00:07:24,987 Calvin's only saying that because he knows 162 00:07:25,029 --> 00:07:26,989 you've always been my favorite child, baby. 163 00:07:27,031 --> 00:07:28,449 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 164 00:07:28,491 --> 00:07:30,201 'Cause I remember one time you said I was 165 00:07:30,242 --> 00:07:32,620 - nothing but a drunken mistake. - I don't recall that. 166 00:07:32,661 --> 00:07:35,372 It was at his seventh birthday party in front of his friends 167 00:07:35,414 --> 00:07:37,416 right before he blew out the candles on the cake. 168 00:07:37,458 --> 00:07:40,211 It was just some things I said to help make him strong. 169 00:07:40,252 --> 00:07:42,004 Classic Mae Palmer move. What she's doing, 170 00:07:42,046 --> 00:07:44,173 that there's called being passive-aggressive. 171 00:07:44,215 --> 00:07:47,218 She wants to kill my joy, but she doesn't want to feel guilty about it. 172 00:07:47,259 --> 00:07:49,428 So you have Derrick do it. So Derrick, tell mom 173 00:07:49,470 --> 00:07:51,722 if she has some problem, she needs to say something 174 00:07:51,764 --> 00:07:53,516 - about it to me. - Mom, Calvin said... 175 00:07:53,557 --> 00:07:55,392 Calvin, it hurts me you'd rather spend time 176 00:07:55,434 --> 00:07:57,686 with your other mother than me. 177 00:07:58,312 --> 00:08:00,022 Wow. That's a new one. 178 00:08:00,064 --> 00:08:02,149 - I don't know that move. - It's sincerity. 179 00:08:02,191 --> 00:08:06,320 ( Emotionally ) Sincerity with a hurt only a mother could know. 180 00:08:06,946 --> 00:08:08,656 Hold up, that's not sincerity. 181 00:08:08,697 --> 00:08:10,449 That's emotional manipulation. 182 00:08:10,491 --> 00:08:12,284 Ah, I remember that. When I was nine, 183 00:08:12,326 --> 00:08:15,371 I forgot to get you a mother's day card, and you guilted me 184 00:08:15,412 --> 00:08:17,456 into a year of foot massages. 185 00:08:17,498 --> 00:08:19,542 - My little hands hurt! - And if your little hands 186 00:08:19,583 --> 00:08:23,045 couldn't get me a hallmark card, they deserved to hurt! 187 00:08:23,087 --> 00:08:25,339 Calvin: With the Nigerian tours 188 00:08:25,381 --> 00:08:27,424 Jen proved she could handle her business, 189 00:08:27,466 --> 00:08:29,385 but getting one problem out of your life 190 00:08:29,426 --> 00:08:31,554 just makes room for new ones. 191 00:08:31,595 --> 00:08:33,097 Get thee behind me, Satan! 192 00:08:33,138 --> 00:08:35,516 Do not be tempted with his foul temptations. 193 00:08:35,558 --> 00:08:39,395 You look like you could use a little Jesus in your life, my dark brother. 194 00:08:39,436 --> 00:08:41,814 Take a pamphlet. I can't hand it to you. 195 00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:43,857 Hey, get back over here, you heathen, 196 00:08:43,899 --> 00:08:46,569 and respect the word of the lord! 197 00:08:47,236 --> 00:08:48,946 ( Chuckles ) Excuse me. Hi. 198 00:08:48,988 --> 00:08:51,699 I couldn't help but notice you're scaring the Nigerians. 199 00:08:51,740 --> 00:08:54,577 Could you possibly do your little act elsewhere? 200 00:08:54,618 --> 00:08:56,161 This ain't no little act. 201 00:08:56,203 --> 00:08:58,372 I'm saving souls, you faithless fornicator! 202 00:08:58,414 --> 00:09:01,417 - That's not very nice. - You call yourself a man of god? That's rude. 203 00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:03,669 - I just told you that. - Don't include me with him. 204 00:09:03,711 --> 00:09:05,838 I'm not some kind of Evangelical jerk. 205 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:07,298 I'm a godless atheist. 206 00:09:07,339 --> 00:09:09,425 Oh, right. 207 00:09:09,466 --> 00:09:10,968 So, you're crazy. 208 00:09:11,010 --> 00:09:12,553 Crazy for Jesus! 209 00:09:12,595 --> 00:09:14,638 ♪ Well, come on in ♪ 210 00:09:14,680 --> 00:09:17,474 - ♪ come on in! ♪ - Would you shut up? 211 00:09:17,516 --> 00:09:20,269 - Jesus Christ! - Is lord! 212 00:09:20,311 --> 00:09:21,562 Oh! 213 00:09:21,604 --> 00:09:24,064 ( Door chimes dinging ) 214 00:09:29,278 --> 00:09:30,988 Yinka, what the hell is this? 215 00:09:31,030 --> 00:09:33,258 Why do you automatically assume I had anything to do with it? 216 00:09:33,282 --> 00:09:35,451 'Cause this is like some voodoo nonsense you would do. 217 00:09:35,492 --> 00:09:38,162 Voudon, and because it has any kind of spiritualism 218 00:09:38,203 --> 00:09:42,249 it has to be the African. Sorry, Isaac, I don't believe in voudon. 219 00:09:42,291 --> 00:09:44,251 - ( Chanting ) - Calvin: Actually, 220 00:09:44,293 --> 00:09:47,254 yinka did believe in voudon and practiced it often. 221 00:09:47,296 --> 00:09:49,006 I realize you're upset, 222 00:09:49,048 --> 00:09:50,924 but even if you do put a voudon curse on me, 223 00:09:50,966 --> 00:09:54,595 we still only accept in-store exchanges on merchandise. 224 00:09:55,346 --> 00:09:56,889 ( Chants ) 225 00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:59,558 You always wanted to be a celebrity barber, 226 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:01,226 so you stole my customer! 227 00:10:01,268 --> 00:10:03,395 If Calvin was here, he'd never let this stand! 228 00:10:03,437 --> 00:10:06,649 Get over it! And the next time I see some voodoo shit around my booth, 229 00:10:06,690 --> 00:10:10,402 me and you are gonna have something to talk about. 230 00:10:10,444 --> 00:10:12,946 Ooh. ( Chuckles ) 231 00:10:13,739 --> 00:10:15,407 I'm going to need more chicken bones. 232 00:10:15,449 --> 00:10:17,368 - ( Instrument dings ) - ( Blows air ) 233 00:10:17,409 --> 00:10:19,912 We're out of barbicide. We're running low on product. 234 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:22,748 Haven't got my new hot comb yet. Can't use this one. 235 00:10:22,790 --> 00:10:26,335 Calvin needs to get on these vendors again. Where is he at? 236 00:10:26,377 --> 00:10:28,379 You know he's dealing with family issues. 237 00:10:28,420 --> 00:10:30,673 Another mojito? 238 00:10:31,340 --> 00:10:32,800 Thanks, mom. 239 00:10:32,841 --> 00:10:35,028 He's been dealing with family issues every day this week. 240 00:10:35,052 --> 00:10:37,054 I haven't had a minute to spend with Claire! 241 00:10:37,096 --> 00:10:39,348 Calvin needs to handle business. 242 00:10:39,390 --> 00:10:40,766 No, man, I got it. 243 00:10:40,808 --> 00:10:42,768 Uh, we appreciate your enthusiasm, 244 00:10:42,810 --> 00:10:44,687 but this is a business issue. 245 00:10:44,728 --> 00:10:47,398 No, man, it's cool. Calvin's been taking me with him, 246 00:10:47,439 --> 00:10:49,650 teaching me how to deal with vendors and shit. 247 00:10:49,692 --> 00:10:52,152 As far as I'm concerned, I'm Calvin's number two. 248 00:10:52,194 --> 00:10:55,239 So, all of y'all need to bend to my corporate will 249 00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:57,908 or otherwise expect an ass-whooping. 250 00:10:57,950 --> 00:11:01,161 All right, I'm gonna catch y'all bitches after lunch. 251 00:11:01,870 --> 00:11:04,331 ( Door chimes dinging ) 252 00:11:06,083 --> 00:11:08,627 ( African music playing ) 253 00:11:15,718 --> 00:11:17,386 - Hello. - Hello. 254 00:11:17,428 --> 00:11:19,263 - I'm yinka. - Vivian. 255 00:11:19,304 --> 00:11:21,014 - You're Nigerian, yes? - Yes. 256 00:11:21,056 --> 00:11:23,016 I know this may seem a little strange, 257 00:11:23,058 --> 00:11:25,352 but I'm having a difficulty with a co-worker, 258 00:11:25,394 --> 00:11:28,230 and I'd like to resolve it with a voudon curse. 259 00:11:28,272 --> 00:11:30,149 Tsk, I don't believe in such things. 260 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:32,276 You know, I would expect an American to hold 261 00:11:32,317 --> 00:11:34,319 such ignorant beliefs, but you? 262 00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:36,363 I sincerely apologize. I have been 263 00:11:36,405 --> 00:11:38,490 around some narrow-minded people 264 00:11:38,532 --> 00:11:40,117 having lived in america for so long. 265 00:11:40,159 --> 00:11:42,411 You've been here long? Have you met Oprah? 266 00:11:42,453 --> 00:11:46,331 I think she is the incarnation of chineke, the goddess creator, 267 00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:48,542 and one day she will unite all the people of the world 268 00:11:48,584 --> 00:11:51,003 with her weight-loss programs and free car giveaways. 269 00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:53,255 You don't happen to know Oprah, do you? 270 00:11:53,297 --> 00:11:55,716 Oprah? Are you serious? 271 00:11:55,758 --> 00:11:57,509 All she does is call. I'm like, 272 00:11:57,551 --> 00:12:00,387 - "Oprah, give it a rest." ( Giggling ) - Wow. 273 00:12:00,429 --> 00:12:02,681 Would you like to have lunch, 274 00:12:02,723 --> 00:12:04,933 - talk about Oprah? - Um... 275 00:12:04,975 --> 00:12:07,603 Woman, come now. 276 00:12:07,644 --> 00:12:09,730 It's my husband. I must go. 277 00:12:09,772 --> 00:12:12,149 Woman, do you hear me? 278 00:12:12,191 --> 00:12:14,026 - Yes. - Come on! 279 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:16,153 Calvin: And right then, yinka was hit 280 00:12:16,195 --> 00:12:18,280 - with a horrid realization. - She is married?! 281 00:12:18,322 --> 00:12:20,240 Calvin: And right then, yinka was hit 282 00:12:20,282 --> 00:12:22,326 with another horrid realization. 283 00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:26,038 If I'm ever out with her and I run into Oprah, I'm in trouble! 284 00:12:26,914 --> 00:12:29,458 - Another mojito? - Actually, you know, 285 00:12:29,500 --> 00:12:32,127 I think I need to be heading back, check on the shop. 286 00:12:32,169 --> 00:12:33,879 You really are like your father. 287 00:12:33,921 --> 00:12:36,340 He was always about work and responsibility. 288 00:12:36,381 --> 00:12:38,091 He didn't know how to relax. 289 00:12:38,133 --> 00:12:40,344 He didn't have time to relax. He was at the shop 24-7. 290 00:12:40,385 --> 00:12:43,847 Although I suspect 12 out of those 24 he was probably here. 291 00:12:43,889 --> 00:12:46,934 When I first met your father, he was fairly repressed. 292 00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:49,228 It was like he was afraid to be himself. 293 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:51,772 I think I have an idea where he got that from. 294 00:12:51,814 --> 00:12:53,732 Ketchup on your peas? 295 00:12:53,774 --> 00:12:55,901 What makes you think you could sit down at the table 296 00:12:55,943 --> 00:12:58,904 after a hard day's work and use whatever condiments you like? 297 00:12:58,946 --> 00:13:01,782 We will not have loose use of condiments in this house. 298 00:13:01,824 --> 00:13:05,494 See, my mom was all about being strong and ready for anything. 299 00:13:05,536 --> 00:13:07,329 Well, that's why he liked being around me. 300 00:13:07,371 --> 00:13:09,248 When he wanted to talk, I'd listen, 301 00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:11,333 and when he wanted to hang out, we'd just hang out. 302 00:13:11,375 --> 00:13:12,960 Hmm, that's real sweet. 303 00:13:13,001 --> 00:13:15,963 Eventually I got him to cut loose those sexual inhibitions, 304 00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:18,423 - and he became my star student. - Huh, 305 00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:21,343 and I grew up with this convenient belief that my pops never had sex. 306 00:13:21,385 --> 00:13:23,345 We didn't have sex, we fucked! 307 00:13:23,387 --> 00:13:26,974 Fucked fucked fucked, sometimes three, four times in an afternoon. 308 00:13:27,015 --> 00:13:29,643 We'd head for the bed, just do it on the floor. ( Chuckles ) 309 00:13:29,685 --> 00:13:33,021 I think what mom's trying to say... in the most graphic way possible... 310 00:13:33,063 --> 00:13:35,649 Is dad was happy here. He raised us to be non-judgmental. 311 00:13:35,691 --> 00:13:38,151 It's hard to be judgmental with your second family. 312 00:13:38,193 --> 00:13:40,654 I'm not saying our situation was exactly traditional, 313 00:13:40,696 --> 00:13:42,739 - but we had a lot of love. - And good fucking. 314 00:13:42,781 --> 00:13:44,867 - And too much information. - And love, 315 00:13:44,908 --> 00:13:47,411 and this is your family too, and we're here for you 316 00:13:47,452 --> 00:13:50,163 whenever you need to be somewhere people aren't judging you. 317 00:13:50,205 --> 00:13:52,833 - No no no. "According to Jim"? - ( Audience laughing on TV ) 318 00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:55,377 There will not be any "according to Jim" in this house. 319 00:13:55,419 --> 00:13:58,046 - But this is my house. - Baby, pick up the remote 320 00:13:58,088 --> 00:14:00,799 and dial on over to u.P.N. 321 00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:03,427 "Cuts"?! Oh. 322 00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:06,722 - Can I get another one of those mojitos? - Sure. 323 00:14:06,763 --> 00:14:09,266 Calvin: Meanwhile, Jimmy met with the widow Kane. 324 00:14:09,308 --> 00:14:12,311 The plan was for him to make nice in front of the cameras, 325 00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:14,271 get in and out in two minutes. 326 00:14:14,313 --> 00:14:17,566 Mrs. Kane, you have my sincerest condolences. 327 00:14:17,608 --> 00:14:19,484 Of course, I'm gonna cancel the second debate, 328 00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:22,112 and I will use some of your husband's ideas once I'm elected. 329 00:14:22,154 --> 00:14:24,615 Calvin: For a guy who's not normally a people person, 330 00:14:24,656 --> 00:14:28,619 Jimmy did real well. Unfortunately, he wasn't in and out in two minutes. 331 00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:31,747 Well, if your husband's ideas weren't so damn stupid, 332 00:14:31,788 --> 00:14:33,832 I could be more specific about which ones I'd use! 333 00:14:33,874 --> 00:14:36,251 You're a kiss-ass dilettante. My dead husband could 334 00:14:36,293 --> 00:14:38,545 beat you blind with one arm tied behind his back. 335 00:14:38,587 --> 00:14:41,506 - He can't beat me from under six feet of dirt. - Who says he can't? 336 00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:43,842 - I'm not taking his name off the ballot. - Fine, fine, 337 00:14:43,884 --> 00:14:46,303 fine, I'm not canceling the debate. We'll just see 338 00:14:46,345 --> 00:14:48,347 how well Kane does when the public has to choose 339 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:51,892 between a corpse and a guy who can actually attend a city council meeting. 340 00:14:51,934 --> 00:14:54,728 - I think I need to show you out. - Don't bother. 341 00:14:54,770 --> 00:14:57,230 I'll find my own way out. 342 00:15:00,192 --> 00:15:02,235 Down the hall, left at the grandfather clock, 343 00:15:02,277 --> 00:15:05,405 - through the garden and out the gate. - And which way at the clock? 344 00:15:05,447 --> 00:15:07,032 Calvin: And right when you think 345 00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:08,909 your marriage is getting a little dull... 346 00:15:08,951 --> 00:15:10,929 We have a crazy ventriloquist religious atheist nut 347 00:15:10,953 --> 00:15:13,205 - in front of our bed and breakfast. - What? 348 00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:15,207 A crazy ventriloquist religious atheist nut. 349 00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:17,084 - You gotta do something. - Me? 350 00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:19,228 It's your bed and breakfast. I don't ask you to come down 351 00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:21,922 to the barbershop and sweep up hair. Just call the police. 352 00:15:21,964 --> 00:15:24,967 I did, but as long as he stays on the sidewalk, 353 00:15:25,008 --> 00:15:26,551 he's on public propert. 354 00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:28,345 Hmm. I don't know what else to tell you. 355 00:15:28,387 --> 00:15:30,764 You want me to fail. You haven't even been down 356 00:15:30,806 --> 00:15:33,433 - to see the bed and breakfast yet. - Sweetheart, that's not true. 357 00:15:33,475 --> 00:15:35,435 I just don't have time for your puppet troubles. 358 00:15:35,477 --> 00:15:37,580 - I got family issues to deal with. - Why do you need towels 359 00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:39,648 and sunscreen to deal with family issues? 360 00:15:39,690 --> 00:15:42,490 You want me to catch melanoma while I'm working on problems with my kin? 361 00:15:42,526 --> 00:15:45,779 If anybody wants somebody to fail, clearly it's you. 362 00:15:50,492 --> 00:15:52,160 Excuse me, Mrs. Kane? 363 00:15:52,202 --> 00:15:54,496 ( Shouting ) Do you know you have four grandfather clocks 364 00:15:54,538 --> 00:15:57,290 - in this house? - ( Clock tolls ) 365 00:15:57,332 --> 00:16:00,210 Eddie, I feel like I never see you enough anymore. 366 00:16:00,252 --> 00:16:02,713 It's Calvin. He's gone all the time, 367 00:16:02,754 --> 00:16:06,550 and I gotta mind the shop. I can't be in two places at once. 368 00:16:06,591 --> 00:16:08,218 I'm not Calvin's dad. 369 00:16:08,260 --> 00:16:11,013 Well, you need to make some sacrifices for our relationship. 370 00:16:11,054 --> 00:16:12,889 'Cause sacrificing all my friends 371 00:16:12,931 --> 00:16:15,976 to be in a relationship with a he-she wasn't enough? 372 00:16:16,018 --> 00:16:17,978 Okay, I'll tell you what. 373 00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:21,273 I will make you a big old plate 374 00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:23,483 of your favorite baked chicken 375 00:16:23,525 --> 00:16:27,779 if you promise to come home early Friday evening. 376 00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:29,489 ( Chuckles ) Baby, 377 00:16:29,531 --> 00:16:31,533 I wouldn't miss that if the shop was on fire. 378 00:16:31,575 --> 00:16:34,036 Calvin: With Terri backing him up, romadal was in the process 379 00:16:34,077 --> 00:16:37,122 of applying his business skills with a couple of my deadbeat vendors... 380 00:16:37,164 --> 00:16:38,915 Jermajesty and Toyota. 381 00:16:38,957 --> 00:16:41,084 - What's up with the combs and shit? - He wants to know 382 00:16:41,126 --> 00:16:43,271 - what's up with the combs. - And shit. We out of combs. 383 00:16:43,295 --> 00:16:45,589 - And shit. - We paid for some motherfuckin' combs. 384 00:16:45,630 --> 00:16:48,592 - We out of combs. - But we can get you some fresh shit. Oh! 385 00:16:48,633 --> 00:16:50,552 They got their disses down good. 386 00:16:50,594 --> 00:16:53,221 Calvin: Jermajesty and Toyota did have their disses down good. 387 00:16:53,263 --> 00:16:54,598 It was a skill they picked up 388 00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:55,932 during their short-lived 389 00:16:55,974 --> 00:16:57,809 rap career in the early '80s. 390 00:16:57,851 --> 00:17:00,062 You got a box of combs right there. You gonna play dumb? 391 00:17:00,103 --> 00:17:01,783 Do you think I'm a dumb blond or just blind? 392 00:17:01,813 --> 00:17:03,607 Maybe you're just a stupid, bitch. 393 00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:05,942 Maybe you're just a fake blonde stupid bitch! 394 00:17:05,984 --> 00:17:08,737 - It's about to be my foot, your coochie! - Whoo! 395 00:17:08,779 --> 00:17:10,947 No, chill chill. That ain't how you handle business. 396 00:17:10,989 --> 00:17:13,784 That's right, magilla, calm your little angry negress right on down. 397 00:17:13,825 --> 00:17:16,661 - Terri, hold my shit. - Yeah, if you go back to jail, 398 00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:18,705 you don't want your bling in cop storage. 399 00:17:18,747 --> 00:17:22,292 Damn that. I don't want my shit getting stuck up this bitch's coochie 400 00:17:22,334 --> 00:17:24,461 ( all yell ) 401 00:17:26,129 --> 00:17:27,589 Yeah, man. 402 00:17:27,631 --> 00:17:30,258 Ah, check it out, man. I love how you do the hair. 403 00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:32,177 You work good with your hands. Very steady. 404 00:17:32,219 --> 00:17:34,471 - They never shake. - Thanks, man. 405 00:17:34,513 --> 00:17:37,099 - So I got something else I want you to do for me. - Oh, cool. 406 00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:39,768 Ah, shit, man! Yinka's curse worked. 407 00:17:39,810 --> 00:17:42,104 Can you inject me right here? I'd do it myself, 408 00:17:42,145 --> 00:17:44,981 - but that's a hell of a reach. - Is this what I think it is? 409 00:17:45,023 --> 00:17:47,901 It's steroids. I ain't one of those diabetic Insulin junkies. 410 00:17:47,943 --> 00:17:50,070 But steroids give you an unfair advantage. 411 00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:51,863 A nuclear bomb is an unfair advantage, 412 00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:54,133 but you don't see america passing it out to other countries 413 00:17:54,157 --> 00:17:57,244 to level the playing field. And the senate investigates us for being unfair? 414 00:17:57,285 --> 00:18:00,205 How fair is it a bunch of old white guys make the laws? 415 00:18:00,247 --> 00:18:02,374 - Can't argue with that. - Isaac, you get to hang 416 00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:04,668 around ball players and get paid good on top. 417 00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:06,479 Are you gonna let some bullshit ethical argument 418 00:18:06,503 --> 00:18:08,088 stop you from making some extra cheddar? 419 00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:10,173 But it's not all about the money, man. 420 00:18:10,215 --> 00:18:13,051 What about the groupie pussy? 421 00:18:14,886 --> 00:18:17,013 The private sector will have the incentive 422 00:18:17,055 --> 00:18:20,058 to step back into the community and provide for the needs of the people. 423 00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:21,852 Now if I may move to another point... 424 00:18:21,893 --> 00:18:24,771 I'm sorry, your opponent's allowed a two-minute rebuttal. 425 00:18:24,813 --> 00:18:26,898 Say what? My opponent is dead. 426 00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:29,276 Your opponent is present... 427 00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:31,903 And the rules stipulate he has two minutes rebuttal. 428 00:18:31,945 --> 00:18:35,282 Fine! Let the dead guy talk! 429 00:18:49,337 --> 00:18:50,881 This has gone over two minutes, 430 00:18:50,922 --> 00:18:53,675 so you're just costing him points! 431 00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:02,767 - ( Bells ding ) - Excuse me. 432 00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:04,269 ( Door closes ) 433 00:19:04,311 --> 00:19:06,104 Could someone please help me with my hair? 434 00:19:06,146 --> 00:19:08,815 Well, we got one girl who does ladies' hair, 435 00:19:08,857 --> 00:19:10,734 but she's not here right now. 436 00:19:10,775 --> 00:19:13,153 Please sit down. I'll help you. 437 00:19:15,071 --> 00:19:18,033 - Wh... you know how to do women's hair? - ( Chuckles ) 438 00:19:18,074 --> 00:19:21,161 Put Terri's hot comb to it, straighten it some. 439 00:19:21,203 --> 00:19:22,746 Hair as lovely as this, 440 00:19:22,787 --> 00:19:25,457 it'd be no more difficult than tending to a garden. 441 00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:29,044 Calvin: Unfortunately, yinka had never tended a garden. 442 00:19:29,085 --> 00:19:31,504 ( Siren wailing ) 443 00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:35,926 - Hello. - Guess who can't make it to dinner 444 00:19:35,967 --> 00:19:39,512 'cause... Guess what's on fire. 445 00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:42,849 Ha! 446 00:19:42,891 --> 00:19:46,561 You have me bake chicken for you all day 447 00:19:46,603 --> 00:19:48,438 while you hang out 448 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:50,649 at the barbershop. Ha! 449 00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:53,151 Well, I got something for you, Eddie, 450 00:19:53,193 --> 00:19:57,864 and it is not the mangina. 451 00:19:57,906 --> 00:19:59,574 Calvin: Meanwhile, Jen was dealing 452 00:19:59,616 --> 00:20:01,660 with her puppet apostle problem. 453 00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:05,705 But the Bible says, "let not the wise man boast of his wisdom." 454 00:20:05,747 --> 00:20:07,749 Sorry, the complete text implies 455 00:20:07,791 --> 00:20:10,627 if you're gonna boast, boast you know the lord, 456 00:20:10,669 --> 00:20:12,295 I know you, god. I will boast 457 00:20:12,337 --> 00:20:13,922 until all the heathens see the light. 458 00:20:13,964 --> 00:20:15,966 You damn puppet, you're made out of wood, 459 00:20:16,007 --> 00:20:17,968 just like the cross. Jesus was nailed 460 00:20:18,009 --> 00:20:20,220 to your ancestors, you little Christ-killer. 461 00:20:20,262 --> 00:20:22,097 Oh, would you be quiet?! 462 00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:24,015 I don't need your help, heathen. 463 00:20:24,057 --> 00:20:27,018 Smite her, lord. Hit her with that leprosy. 464 00:20:28,144 --> 00:20:30,981 O lord, why has thou forsaken me? 465 00:20:31,022 --> 00:20:32,816 Calvin: And back at the shop... 466 00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:35,694 I told y'all to keep your hands off my goddamn hot comb! 467 00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:37,570 You couldn't keep your hands off my hot comb? 468 00:20:37,612 --> 00:20:40,031 Calvin: Unfortunately, small as it was, 469 00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:43,618 - Claire didn't believe there was a fire at all. - There you are. 470 00:20:43,660 --> 00:20:47,289 I hope you like bones, 'cause that's all that's left. 471 00:20:47,330 --> 00:20:49,666 But, baby... a fire! 472 00:20:49,708 --> 00:20:51,251 How is that my fault? 473 00:20:51,293 --> 00:20:53,962 Even the insurance industry recognizes 474 00:20:54,004 --> 00:20:55,672 a fire as an act of god. 475 00:20:55,714 --> 00:20:58,216 Calvin: And unfortunately, right then yinka walked in. 476 00:20:58,258 --> 00:21:00,468 Just came back from talking with the insurance company. 477 00:21:00,510 --> 00:21:04,055 Can you believe they don't consider hot comb fires an act of god? 478 00:21:04,097 --> 00:21:06,808 Calvin: Unfortunately, Eddie left the chicken bones 479 00:21:06,850 --> 00:21:09,894 in an ill-advised location. 480 00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:11,146 Yinka. 481 00:21:11,187 --> 00:21:13,148 - ( Yinka grunts ) - Kick his ass! 482 00:21:13,189 --> 00:21:15,483 - Yeah! Uh-huh! Yeah! - ( All shouting ) 483 00:21:15,525 --> 00:21:17,819 I didn't mean it! It was self-defense! 484 00:21:17,861 --> 00:21:21,531 - I think I'm going to hell. - Calvin: Unfortunately, nobody cared. 485 00:21:21,573 --> 00:21:23,491 - ( Continue grunting ) - Kick his ass. 486 00:21:23,533 --> 00:21:25,410 ( All shouting ) 487 00:21:25,452 --> 00:21:26,745 Yo, bitch-ass employees! 488 00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:28,955 Oh, somebody needs to hold my shit, 489 00:21:28,997 --> 00:21:31,875 'cause it's ass-whooping time. 490 00:21:31,916 --> 00:21:33,501 Hey hey hey hey hey! 491 00:21:33,543 --> 00:21:36,212 What the hell are you people doing? Are you insane? 492 00:21:36,254 --> 00:21:39,299 I get a call from Jen talking about some severed puppet head, 493 00:21:39,341 --> 00:21:41,051 I thought she was nuts. She's not nuts. 494 00:21:41,092 --> 00:21:43,261 Okay, maybe she is nuts, but y'all are nuts too, 495 00:21:43,303 --> 00:21:45,347 tearing up my pop's shop! Y'all are the most 496 00:21:45,388 --> 00:21:47,140 irresponsible, undependable... 497 00:21:47,182 --> 00:21:49,309 All right, everybody, stay where you are! 498 00:21:49,351 --> 00:21:51,019 Detective hahana, Chicago P.D. 499 00:21:51,061 --> 00:21:52,854 Oh god. Are you happy now? 500 00:21:52,896 --> 00:21:56,107 - Hold my stuff. - We're not looking for you, ma'am. 501 00:21:56,149 --> 00:21:58,526 We don't really have a puppet hate crimes division. 502 00:21:58,568 --> 00:22:02,572 - Oh, okay. - We're looking for romadal. 503 00:22:04,032 --> 00:22:06,493 You're under arrest. You assaulted two women, 504 00:22:06,534 --> 00:22:08,495 and that is a violation of your parole. 505 00:22:08,536 --> 00:22:10,622 Hey, hold up, man. I need somebody to hold my... 506 00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:12,415 I need somebody to hold my shit! Damn. 507 00:22:12,457 --> 00:22:14,167 ( Weakly ) Watch out for the stun gun. 508 00:22:14,209 --> 00:22:16,002 Romadal. I'd figure a guy like that 509 00:22:16,044 --> 00:22:17,670 would be secretary of state. 510 00:22:17,712 --> 00:22:21,174 Guess you can't judge people by their names, can you? 511 00:22:22,258 --> 00:22:26,054 Romadal's going to jail, your wife assaulted a puppet, 512 00:22:26,096 --> 00:22:27,514 the shop is going to shit. 513 00:22:27,555 --> 00:22:30,517 Calvin, where the hell have you been? 514 00:22:31,267 --> 00:22:34,687 - Another mojito? - Thanks, mom. 515 00:22:37,941 --> 00:22:39,359 Calvin. 516 00:22:39,401 --> 00:22:42,529 Mom, be careful of the water there. It's slick. 517 00:22:42,570 --> 00:22:44,155 Are you okay, baby? 518 00:22:44,197 --> 00:22:47,033 Do I look all right? Does anything look all right? 519 00:22:47,075 --> 00:22:49,536 - Oh. - I really messed up this time. 520 00:22:49,577 --> 00:22:52,664 I spent so much time trying to get caught up with pop's other family 521 00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:54,541 that I let the shop fall apart. 522 00:22:54,582 --> 00:22:56,918 This is gonna cost a fortune to fix. No way I can afford it. 523 00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:59,546 - The insurance... - no, the insurance is not gonna cover this. 524 00:22:59,587 --> 00:23:01,840 No, baby, I have supplemental coverage on the shop. 525 00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:04,092 Derrick was able to get it through his insurance company. 526 00:23:04,134 --> 00:23:06,386 You never told me you had special insurance on the shop. 527 00:23:06,428 --> 00:23:09,305 - Parallel insurance. - How would you have insurance on the shop? 528 00:23:09,347 --> 00:23:12,016 Why wouldn't I make sure that my son is taken care of? 529 00:23:12,058 --> 00:23:16,146 We're family. Now, you had to know we'd look out for you. 530 00:23:16,187 --> 00:23:18,773 Maybe not always with hugs and fancy cocktails, 531 00:23:18,815 --> 00:23:21,109 but, baby, family is family, 532 00:23:21,151 --> 00:23:22,944 and family never lets family down. 533 00:23:22,986 --> 00:23:26,865 - Does family forgive? - Baby, there's nothing to forgive, 534 00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:28,867 and don't let your other family go, either. 535 00:23:28,908 --> 00:23:31,744 There's enough of you for all of us. 536 00:23:31,786 --> 00:23:33,746 I love you, Calvin. 537 00:23:33,788 --> 00:23:35,415 This is good. 538 00:23:35,457 --> 00:23:37,208 Some more of your emotional manipulation 539 00:23:37,250 --> 00:23:39,335 to take the edge off. Good call. 540 00:23:39,377 --> 00:23:41,504 Get over here. I missed my boy. 541 00:23:41,546 --> 00:23:45,049 ( Chuckles ) Damn, this is kind of like real emotion. 542 00:23:45,091 --> 00:23:47,385 ( Chuckles ) 543 00:23:50,889 --> 00:23:54,267 Uh, I've never had real emotion with you before. 544 00:23:54,309 --> 00:23:56,394 I don't know what to do. 545 00:23:56,436 --> 00:23:57,562 Me neither. 546 00:23:57,604 --> 00:23:59,814 And I'm starting to panic. 547 00:23:59,856 --> 00:24:03,610 ♪ Shine the light of god's love on me ♪ 548 00:24:03,651 --> 00:24:07,238 ♪ shine the light for all to see ♪ 549 00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:09,741 ♪ he teaches all what is right ♪ 550 00:24:09,782 --> 00:24:11,743 ♪ and what is wrong ♪ 551 00:24:11,784 --> 00:24:13,828 ♪ shine the light ♪ 552 00:24:13,870 --> 00:24:15,914 ♪ down on me ♪ 553 00:24:15,955 --> 00:24:17,540 ♪ shine the light ♪ 554 00:24:17,582 --> 00:24:19,918 ♪ let the blind man see ♪ 555 00:24:19,959 --> 00:24:21,920 ♪ in his darkness ♪ 556 00:24:21,961 --> 00:24:23,755 ♪ and set him free ♪ 557 00:24:23,796 --> 00:24:25,465 ♪ turn the night into day ♪ 558 00:24:25,507 --> 00:24:27,509 ♪ let his love lead the way ♪ 559 00:24:27,550 --> 00:24:32,889 ♪ shine the light of god's love on me... ♪ 560 00:24:32,931 --> 00:24:35,183 Puppet: Why has thou forsaken me? 561 00:24:35,225 --> 00:24:37,101 ♪ His love ♪ 562 00:24:37,143 --> 00:24:40,813 ♪ oh, sets us free! ♪