1 00:00:30,573 --> 00:00:33,076 Calvin: Life, like the weather and actor Tom sizemore, 2 00:00:33,117 --> 00:00:35,369 - can be unpredictable. - I'm your sister. 3 00:00:35,411 --> 00:00:38,122 While I was getting to know my pops' secret other family... 4 00:00:38,164 --> 00:00:40,541 Give mommy a great big hug! 5 00:00:40,583 --> 00:00:42,502 I left romadal in charge of the shop. 6 00:00:42,543 --> 00:00:44,587 As far as I see it, I'm like Calvin number two. 7 00:00:44,629 --> 00:00:47,131 So, all of you all need to bend to my corporal will. 8 00:00:47,173 --> 00:00:49,943 Romadal handled the hair cutting business the same way he did everything else... 9 00:00:49,967 --> 00:00:53,155 Terri, hold my shit. I don't want my shit getting stuck up in this bitch's coochie 10 00:00:53,179 --> 00:00:56,015 - when I give a motherfucking beatdown. - By whoopin' ass. 11 00:00:56,057 --> 00:00:59,644 That was a violation of his parole and landed him back in jail. 12 00:00:59,685 --> 00:01:01,604 And in a roundabout way, it was my fault. 13 00:01:01,646 --> 00:01:04,315 Ain't your fault, man. You weren't around, this is what happened. 14 00:01:04,357 --> 00:01:06,400 Just like my pops. He wasn't around, 15 00:01:06,442 --> 00:01:08,194 and I went to prison. 16 00:01:08,236 --> 00:01:11,197 So really, you're like the father I never had all over again. 17 00:01:11,239 --> 00:01:13,991 I'm gonna get you outta here. 18 00:01:14,033 --> 00:01:15,368 In a legal way! 19 00:01:15,409 --> 00:01:17,286 Here's a tip: Before you promise 20 00:01:17,328 --> 00:01:19,247 to get somebody out of jail the in a legal way, 21 00:01:19,288 --> 00:01:20,998 find out how much it's gonna cost... 22 00:01:21,040 --> 00:01:22,959 $250,000 to get romadal out of jail? 23 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,104 I'm an urban black man! It might as well be 250 million! 24 00:01:25,128 --> 00:01:27,547 And an executive job at a fortune 500 company. 25 00:01:27,588 --> 00:01:29,549 No, Calvin, you will get the money. 26 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:32,051 I'm willing to forgive that you haven't even set foot 27 00:01:32,093 --> 00:01:33,970 in my urban bed and breakfast yet, 28 00:01:34,011 --> 00:01:36,430 but I cannot forgive you doing nothing to help romadal. 29 00:01:36,472 --> 00:01:39,767 Now, romadal was my wife's kin. So I had to tell her not to worry about romadal 30 00:01:39,809 --> 00:01:41,853 'cause I knew exactly what to do. I lied. 31 00:01:41,894 --> 00:01:43,729 I have no idea what to do. 32 00:01:43,771 --> 00:01:46,149 - It's bad, but it could be worse. - That's for sure. 33 00:01:46,190 --> 00:01:47,960 Did you get all that weed out of his apartment? 34 00:01:47,984 --> 00:01:49,986 Yeah, he had like five pounds at his joint. 35 00:01:50,027 --> 00:01:51,696 Five? Romadal told me he had six. 36 00:01:51,737 --> 00:01:54,115 Why don't you come over to my place and weigh it? 37 00:01:54,157 --> 00:01:56,284 What happened to trust? 38 00:01:56,325 --> 00:01:57,910 What are you looking at? 39 00:01:57,952 --> 00:02:00,454 Don't stare at me like I'm acting oddly paranoid. 40 00:02:00,496 --> 00:02:02,915 Calvin, judge set the bail? 41 00:02:02,957 --> 00:02:05,877 - $250,000. - That's outrageous. 42 00:02:05,918 --> 00:02:09,380 That's another example of the white man's justice system 43 00:02:09,422 --> 00:02:10,673 keeping us down. 44 00:02:10,715 --> 00:02:12,466 The judge isn't white. She's black. 45 00:02:12,508 --> 00:02:15,178 Black judge who sold out, moved to the suburbs. 46 00:02:15,219 --> 00:02:17,388 It's judge Williams. She lives up the block. 47 00:02:17,430 --> 00:02:20,016 Calvin, we all help in our own way. 48 00:02:20,057 --> 00:02:21,559 Mine is to blame the system. 49 00:02:21,601 --> 00:02:23,436 Now if you ain't buying what I'm selling, 50 00:02:23,477 --> 00:02:26,063 I'll just go fetch Claire and we're gonna have some lunch. 51 00:02:26,105 --> 00:02:27,815 Lunch? It's a quarter to 11:00. 52 00:02:27,857 --> 00:02:30,902 You against everything I stand for, aren't you? 53 00:02:30,943 --> 00:02:33,946 Terri: Oh, look who it is. 54 00:02:33,988 --> 00:02:35,823 "Mr. Big time" himself! 55 00:02:35,865 --> 00:02:37,450 Hey, you got clients waiting. 56 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:39,493 Did you just give me the "shush" finger? 57 00:02:39,535 --> 00:02:41,930 He did not just give me the "shush" finger. I'm gonna kill him! 58 00:02:41,954 --> 00:02:44,600 If you kill him, when you get to prison tell romadal I'm working on it. 59 00:02:44,624 --> 00:02:48,294 Oh, I'm sorry, that was just one of my ball player clients. 60 00:02:48,336 --> 00:02:50,213 Ooh, ball player clients. 61 00:02:50,254 --> 00:02:52,548 You know, Isaac has ball player clients. 62 00:02:52,590 --> 00:02:54,592 Big time pro athlete hair cutter. 63 00:02:54,634 --> 00:02:56,219 And yinka client poacher! 64 00:02:56,260 --> 00:02:58,387 He's all hair brother to the stars with himself. 65 00:02:58,429 --> 00:03:00,514 Well it's a quarter to 11:00 in the morning 66 00:03:00,556 --> 00:03:02,391 and I've got the only customers here. 67 00:03:02,433 --> 00:03:04,352 - You, come with me. - ( Stammering ) Calvin! 68 00:03:04,393 --> 00:03:06,896 Are you gonna let him talk to us like that? 69 00:03:06,938 --> 00:03:08,606 I'm in a bad way for cash right now, 70 00:03:08,648 --> 00:03:10,816 so yeah, you're gonna have to shut up and take it. 71 00:03:10,858 --> 00:03:14,278 And since you're gonna have to take about $250,000 worth of Isaac's talk, 72 00:03:14,320 --> 00:03:16,781 you might want to invest in some earplugs. 73 00:03:19,367 --> 00:03:22,161 Announcer: How well do you really know Jimmy James? 74 00:03:22,203 --> 00:03:24,872 He said my ass was g.E.D. Educated. 75 00:03:24,914 --> 00:03:26,707 My ass is vassar educated. 76 00:03:26,749 --> 00:03:28,960 I chose to be a sanitation worker. 77 00:03:29,001 --> 00:03:30,336 I'm serving my city. 78 00:03:30,378 --> 00:03:32,004 Has Jimmy James ever served his city? 79 00:03:32,046 --> 00:03:33,839 I used to work with Jimmy James. 80 00:03:33,881 --> 00:03:36,550 I was there when whatever other people say happened happened. 81 00:03:36,592 --> 00:03:39,512 And whatever it is Jimmy said really happened, didn't. 82 00:03:39,553 --> 00:03:41,389 It's a lie. And you know it's a lie 83 00:03:41,430 --> 00:03:43,057 because I'm telling you it's a lie. 84 00:03:43,099 --> 00:03:45,184 I wouldn't lie about lying. 85 00:03:45,226 --> 00:03:46,894 He killed ex-mayor Kane. 86 00:03:46,936 --> 00:03:49,063 I don't care what the autopsy revealed 87 00:03:49,105 --> 00:03:50,898 about hardening of the arteries. 88 00:03:50,940 --> 00:03:53,359 If Jimmy James' meanness and general rude nature 89 00:03:53,401 --> 00:03:56,404 cut short Kane's life by as little as 60 seconds, 90 00:03:56,445 --> 00:03:57,780 that's murder. 91 00:03:57,822 --> 00:04:00,366 ( Announcer reading ) 92 00:04:05,997 --> 00:04:09,083 You just had to be antagonizing to everybody, didn't you? 93 00:04:09,125 --> 00:04:12,420 They're haters. They're just jealous of my success. 94 00:04:12,461 --> 00:04:15,298 You're running a distant second in the polls to a dead man. 95 00:04:15,339 --> 00:04:17,508 I think we can eliminate jealousy as a motive. 96 00:04:17,550 --> 00:04:19,385 Right. We should start looking at envy. 97 00:04:19,427 --> 00:04:23,347 We need money. We've got to start running some of our own ads. 98 00:04:23,389 --> 00:04:25,516 You don't have access to any money? 99 00:04:25,558 --> 00:04:29,312 Rumor has it that your old boss alderman ray used to keep a slush fund. 100 00:04:29,353 --> 00:04:31,397 It's possible. He was a democrat. 101 00:04:31,439 --> 00:04:33,774 And I understand Democratic mistresses are not cheap. 102 00:04:33,816 --> 00:04:35,943 Despite the fact that they shop at the gap. 103 00:04:35,985 --> 00:04:39,196 If he did have dirty money, I don't know anything about it. 104 00:04:39,238 --> 00:04:41,615 Sorry, Jimmy James does not do dirty politics. 105 00:04:41,657 --> 00:04:44,076 I will only accept clean money. 106 00:04:44,118 --> 00:04:46,596 So you get your ass on the phone and see if you can get in touch 107 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:48,748 with somebody from one of them big tobacco companies! 108 00:04:48,789 --> 00:04:50,666 Calvin: Speaking of making money, 109 00:04:50,708 --> 00:04:53,044 Isaac was making serious cash in his side business, 110 00:04:53,085 --> 00:04:56,380 injecting local pro ball player Fernandez Hernandez with steroids. 111 00:04:56,422 --> 00:04:59,925 Man, you sure get that little pricker in and out of my ass smoothly. 112 00:04:59,967 --> 00:05:02,470 If you're gonna say that out loud, could you phrase it, 113 00:05:02,511 --> 00:05:05,389 "you have a way of injecting me with steroids that causes no pain"? 114 00:05:05,431 --> 00:05:08,059 Semantics. Look, Isaac, me and some of the other guys 115 00:05:08,100 --> 00:05:11,771 want to thank you for stepping up and helping us get that unfair advantage. 116 00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:14,482 So we're giving you this pre-paid credit card. 117 00:05:14,523 --> 00:05:16,275 It's not much, just $10,000. 118 00:05:16,317 --> 00:05:17,902 $10,000 isn't much? 119 00:05:17,943 --> 00:05:20,196 Sorry, sometimes I forget I'm talking to regular people 120 00:05:20,237 --> 00:05:23,240 and not stupid rich pro athletes. I gotta get to the stadium, 121 00:05:23,282 --> 00:05:26,452 but after the gamer we'll go somewhere and celebrate. 122 00:05:27,119 --> 00:05:28,662 This Hernandez... 123 00:05:28,704 --> 00:05:31,499 There goes the greatest guy ever to cheat at the game of baseball. 124 00:05:31,540 --> 00:05:34,835 Calvin: I still had no idea how to get romadal out of prison. Jail. 125 00:05:34,877 --> 00:05:38,381 So I figured it was time to have a talk with my lawyer, Leonard. 126 00:05:38,422 --> 00:05:41,842 Whoo, um... Wow, mmm! 127 00:05:41,884 --> 00:05:43,928 Okay, okay... 128 00:05:43,969 --> 00:05:45,221 Whooh... 129 00:05:45,262 --> 00:05:47,640 All right, you want him out of jail? 130 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:49,892 Then I figured it was time to get a new lawyer, 131 00:05:49,934 --> 00:05:51,977 like my old enemy, Lea Robinson Jr. 132 00:05:52,019 --> 00:05:53,979 You want me to be your lawyer? 133 00:05:54,021 --> 00:05:55,606 You want my help? 134 00:05:55,648 --> 00:05:58,109 It must be so hard for you to swallow your pride. 135 00:05:58,150 --> 00:06:00,277 Not really. I'm more concerned about romadal. 136 00:06:00,319 --> 00:06:03,406 But I tried to sue you just because I thought you chased off my boyfriend. 137 00:06:03,447 --> 00:06:05,032 This has gotta hurt some. 138 00:06:05,074 --> 00:06:07,243 Look, if you can help romadal, that's all I care about. 139 00:06:07,284 --> 00:06:09,870 And if you can get a mostly innocent man out of jail for a fee, 140 00:06:09,912 --> 00:06:11,789 isn't that why people become lawyers? 141 00:06:11,831 --> 00:06:14,417 I became a lawyer to twist your balls in a meat grinder. 142 00:06:14,458 --> 00:06:16,502 I wanted to carve you from your flesh, 143 00:06:16,544 --> 00:06:18,504 and screw what was left of you. 144 00:06:18,546 --> 00:06:21,173 What the hell law school did you go to? 145 00:06:22,925 --> 00:06:25,845 - You're back again. - I wanted to come tell you goodbye. 146 00:06:25,886 --> 00:06:27,721 We'll be going back to Nigeria tomorrow. 147 00:06:27,763 --> 00:06:30,015 I'm going to be going home later this year. 148 00:06:30,057 --> 00:06:31,892 Maybe I could see you. 149 00:06:31,934 --> 00:06:34,812 I would love to. Except I'll be dead. 150 00:06:34,854 --> 00:06:36,355 Are you ill? 151 00:06:36,397 --> 00:06:37,982 No, nothing that bad. 152 00:06:38,023 --> 00:06:41,277 I'm going to be stoned to death for disrespecting my husband. 153 00:06:41,318 --> 00:06:42,820 That's terrible! 154 00:06:42,862 --> 00:06:44,780 I guess that's why they're stoning me to death. 155 00:06:44,822 --> 00:06:47,116 No, the stoning! That's the part I meant was terrible! 156 00:06:47,158 --> 00:06:49,326 But it's the law of our people. 157 00:06:49,368 --> 00:06:53,080 - And they've promised me they'll use little stones. - You'll still be dead! 158 00:06:53,122 --> 00:06:55,499 When you are facing flying rocks in your future, 159 00:06:55,541 --> 00:06:57,626 you really try and be as optimistic as possible. 160 00:06:57,668 --> 00:07:00,546 It's not right. Does the Nigerian tourist commission know about this? 161 00:07:00,588 --> 00:07:03,340 I've been allowed to come say goodbye to my family. 162 00:07:03,382 --> 00:07:05,050 I'm at peace. 163 00:07:05,092 --> 00:07:08,512 Very at peace now that I have been able to say goodbye to you. 164 00:07:08,554 --> 00:07:10,681 Wife! Come now! 165 00:07:10,723 --> 00:07:11,932 I have to go. 166 00:07:11,974 --> 00:07:15,519 I cannot disrespect my husband again. 167 00:07:15,561 --> 00:07:18,063 They might switch to bigger stones. 168 00:07:18,105 --> 00:07:20,399 Calvin: And as Isaac's pockets got swollen, 169 00:07:20,441 --> 00:07:22,026 he got even Fuller with himself. 170 00:07:22,067 --> 00:07:23,819 - Can I help you? - Yeah, man. 171 00:07:23,861 --> 00:07:26,655 I'm looking for some new gear that expresses who I am. 172 00:07:26,697 --> 00:07:29,950 - Who are you? - Who am I? 173 00:07:29,992 --> 00:07:32,328 I'm Isaac. 174 00:07:33,078 --> 00:07:34,663 I'm Isaac. 175 00:07:34,705 --> 00:07:37,708 I'm a guy who got a credit card from his buddies with a 10 grand limit. 176 00:07:37,750 --> 00:07:40,836 Oh, that Isaac. Why don't you step away from our 2-for-5 rack 177 00:07:40,878 --> 00:07:43,631 and let me show you our "all sales are final" specials? 178 00:07:43,672 --> 00:07:45,633 And we can ice out that watch for you. 179 00:07:45,674 --> 00:07:48,385 Also, if you have any other body metal, nipple posts, genital cuffs, 180 00:07:48,427 --> 00:07:50,346 we can ice those out for you, too. 181 00:07:50,387 --> 00:07:54,767 Like I'm the only guy that's got iced-out genital cuffs. 182 00:07:56,101 --> 00:07:58,979 Terri: Where's that Isaac Brice? 183 00:07:59,021 --> 00:08:01,357 Where is that Isaac Brice? 184 00:08:01,982 --> 00:08:04,360 Where is that Isaac Brice? 185 00:08:09,365 --> 00:08:12,785 ♪ Everybody's talking at me ♪ 186 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:16,747 ♪ I don't hear a word they're saying ♪ 187 00:08:16,789 --> 00:08:21,335 ♪ only the echoes of my mind... ♪ 188 00:08:26,924 --> 00:08:28,384 All: Oh, hey! 189 00:08:28,425 --> 00:08:30,052 Welcome back, cowboy. 190 00:08:30,094 --> 00:08:33,430 Damn, Isaac, about damn time. You got customers waiting. 191 00:08:33,472 --> 00:08:37,685 Oh, I didn't tell you. I'm being more selective about my clientele now. 192 00:08:37,726 --> 00:08:39,728 ( All laugh ) 193 00:08:39,770 --> 00:08:41,522 This is a barbershop on the south side. 194 00:08:41,564 --> 00:08:43,941 We don't have clientele. We have customers. 195 00:08:43,983 --> 00:08:45,943 Two kinds. The ones with cash, 196 00:08:45,985 --> 00:08:47,820 and the ones with excuses. 197 00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:50,406 Excuses? Look, my lotto number not coming in 198 00:08:50,447 --> 00:08:53,242 for 1,763 weeks is not an excuse. 199 00:08:53,284 --> 00:08:55,452 - It's a fact! - I'm not cutting them. 200 00:08:55,494 --> 00:08:58,223 You're not cutting them because you're standing there with your lips flapping. 201 00:08:58,247 --> 00:09:00,847 Soon as they stop flapping and your little fingers get to movin'... 202 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:03,627 I've been bringing in big talent, willing to pay top dollar. 203 00:09:03,669 --> 00:09:07,214 And you get a piece of it. You're lucky I'm still cutting hair at all. 204 00:09:07,256 --> 00:09:10,009 All: Ooh! 205 00:09:11,844 --> 00:09:13,387 You're right. Go. 206 00:09:13,429 --> 00:09:16,181 I don't deserve all of your good fortune. 207 00:09:16,223 --> 00:09:18,517 So get out. 208 00:09:20,811 --> 00:09:22,479 I don't care. 209 00:09:22,521 --> 00:09:25,691 Got a lot of rich ball players on the West Side that are begging for it. 210 00:09:25,733 --> 00:09:27,401 And they're paying me for it, too. 211 00:09:27,443 --> 00:09:30,362 And all their regular cutters are usually tutti-frutties. 212 00:09:30,404 --> 00:09:32,281 I got places to go. 213 00:09:34,033 --> 00:09:37,036 Calvin: While Isaac was sent looking for work somewhere else, 214 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:39,830 Lea worked her legal magic with the prosecutor. 215 00:09:39,872 --> 00:09:42,708 I will place your balls in a metaphorical nutcracker 216 00:09:42,750 --> 00:09:45,878 and snap them like dry walnuts. 217 00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:47,880 What the hell law school did you go to? 218 00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:51,467 I got the prosecutor to recommend bail be reduced to $50,000. 219 00:09:51,508 --> 00:09:53,385 The judge refuses to bring it any lower. 220 00:09:53,427 --> 00:09:57,556 50 is better. Still a hell of a lot more than I've got. 221 00:09:57,598 --> 00:09:59,350 - What are you doing? - Nothing. 222 00:09:59,391 --> 00:10:01,018 - You're smiling. - I'm smiling a little. 223 00:10:01,060 --> 00:10:02,895 I'm in a bad way and you're smiling? 224 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:05,522 Calvin, how long have I been plotting my payback against you? 225 00:10:05,564 --> 00:10:07,483 That just supposed to go away? 226 00:10:07,524 --> 00:10:11,862 Come on, I'm working on it. I'm smiling on the outside, but hurting on the inside. 227 00:10:11,904 --> 00:10:14,823 Actually I'm smiling all around. 228 00:10:14,865 --> 00:10:16,742 Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go buy 229 00:10:16,784 --> 00:10:19,370 a pretty dress to celebrate my joy. 230 00:10:19,411 --> 00:10:21,789 Why did Johnny Cochran have to die? 231 00:10:21,830 --> 00:10:24,500 Then io told him "I don't want your stinking job anyway! 232 00:10:24,541 --> 00:10:28,170 Who the hell needs it? I don't need it." What do you think of that? 233 00:10:32,257 --> 00:10:34,051 I want you to poke me in the ass. 234 00:10:34,093 --> 00:10:37,638 You take steroids, too? I mean, of course you do. 235 00:10:37,680 --> 00:10:39,848 Being a former champion athlete yourself and all. 236 00:10:39,890 --> 00:10:41,892 Calvin: Missy had been a champion skater 237 00:10:41,934 --> 00:10:44,019 until she stunned the world with her controversial 238 00:10:44,061 --> 00:10:46,188 nude short program at the lillehammer Olympics. 239 00:10:46,230 --> 00:10:49,650 I want you to make my ass say your name. 240 00:10:49,692 --> 00:10:52,319 I was really hoping you took steroids too. 241 00:10:52,361 --> 00:10:54,321 Lot of people can't handle my sexuality. 242 00:10:54,363 --> 00:10:56,156 Can't you handle my sexuality? 243 00:10:56,198 --> 00:10:59,660 Can we talk about sexuality while your ass isn't in my face? 244 00:11:01,370 --> 00:11:03,288 Look, Mrs. Hernandez, you're married. 245 00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:05,624 To Mr. Hernandez. The guy that hooked me up. 246 00:11:05,666 --> 00:11:07,811 And he's a big leaguer. He ought to be able to satisfy you. 247 00:11:07,835 --> 00:11:10,129 Let me put it like this. Steroids and sterile 248 00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:13,298 are two words that don't just sound alike. 249 00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:16,176 Oh, Isaac, Isaac, Isaac... 250 00:11:16,218 --> 00:11:17,928 You're years younger than me, 251 00:11:17,970 --> 00:11:20,431 I'm married, you're friends with my husband, 252 00:11:20,472 --> 00:11:24,059 this couldn't be more exciting if I was your mother. 253 00:11:24,101 --> 00:11:26,562 Calvin: While Isaac was hitting it on one side of town, 254 00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:30,232 Terri realized that was exactly what she was tired of doing on another. 255 00:11:30,274 --> 00:11:33,736 Go ahead, baby. Lay it on me. 256 00:11:33,777 --> 00:11:37,406 I don't know, this just doesn't do it for me anymore. 257 00:11:37,448 --> 00:11:39,575 What, you want me to expose some more flesh? 258 00:11:39,616 --> 00:11:43,370 I got a shimmy new hammer set from home depot that's got your name all over it. 259 00:11:43,412 --> 00:11:45,372 It's like it's not new and exciting anymore. 260 00:11:45,414 --> 00:11:47,249 I hit you, you scream, I punch you, you cry, 261 00:11:47,291 --> 00:11:50,878 I smack you, you bleed... We've just gotten into a rut. 262 00:11:50,919 --> 00:11:53,672 I want a relationship that's about more than welts and bruises 263 00:11:53,714 --> 00:11:56,594 and lying to the angry nurse at the clinic who won't take my medical card. 264 00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:59,511 All this really is, I'm taking out my frustration on you 265 00:11:59,553 --> 00:12:02,973 - 'cause there's somebody else I got it for. - So it's over? 266 00:12:03,015 --> 00:12:05,809 Can I at least get a hug? 267 00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:11,815 Could you at least mush my trachea 268 00:12:11,857 --> 00:12:14,651 - a little harder into your collar bone? - Okay, I gotta go. 269 00:12:14,693 --> 00:12:17,154 Calvin: Not being able to get romadal out of jail, 270 00:12:17,196 --> 00:12:19,114 that was starting to wear on me. 271 00:12:19,156 --> 00:12:21,575 I feel like hell. I had a chance to make a difference 272 00:12:21,617 --> 00:12:23,994 in romadal's life and I didn't. But that's the thing, 273 00:12:24,036 --> 00:12:25,996 especially with black people. We gotta stand up 274 00:12:26,038 --> 00:12:28,308 - and fight for what's right no matter what. - No matter what. 275 00:12:28,332 --> 00:12:30,584 You can't just sit back and watch bad shit happen. 276 00:12:30,626 --> 00:12:32,961 You gotta go out and make a difference. Be proactive. 277 00:12:33,003 --> 00:12:37,382 Even though society may say otherwise and there could be repercussions. 278 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:39,218 Society used to say that slavery was right. 279 00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:41,970 Jim crow was right. But you gotta be bigger than society. 280 00:12:42,012 --> 00:12:43,847 Like nat Turner was. Like Malcolm X was. 281 00:12:43,889 --> 00:12:45,808 Even Jesus, who we know was secretly black. 282 00:12:45,849 --> 00:12:48,143 Even though it didn't work out for any of them personally, 283 00:12:48,185 --> 00:12:51,271 they still managed to change the world. That's gotta count for something. 284 00:12:51,313 --> 00:12:53,941 There's a time to sit back, there's a time to stand up 285 00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:56,235 - and fight for what you believe in. - Yes! 286 00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:58,111 Some change. That's it, fight! 287 00:12:58,153 --> 00:12:59,863 You know, yinka, you might think 288 00:12:59,905 --> 00:13:02,074 about taking up some English classes between cuts. 289 00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:04,952 Maybe at night, 'cause your subjects and verbs are refusing to agree. 290 00:13:04,993 --> 00:13:07,621 The time for proper English has passed. 291 00:13:07,663 --> 00:13:10,123 It is now time for action! 292 00:13:15,796 --> 00:13:17,589 Yinka was right. 293 00:13:17,631 --> 00:13:19,466 It is time for action. Eddie, 294 00:13:19,508 --> 00:13:22,845 all that stuff you were talking about, blaming the system? 295 00:13:22,886 --> 00:13:24,513 Teach me. 296 00:13:25,514 --> 00:13:28,183 Clearly you and your bank have demonstrated a pattern 297 00:13:28,225 --> 00:13:29,977 of discrimination against blacks. 298 00:13:30,018 --> 00:13:32,312 If you don't hand me some money, I will sue you, 299 00:13:32,354 --> 00:13:34,189 and you will be known in the headlines 300 00:13:34,231 --> 00:13:36,024 as "the U.S. racist bank and loan." 301 00:13:36,066 --> 00:13:40,112 Yeah, I think you need to speak with our loan manager. 302 00:13:41,238 --> 00:13:43,323 I wonder how many people at this so-called bank 303 00:13:43,365 --> 00:13:46,952 even know what it's like to be discriminated against, Ms. Littlefeather, 304 00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:49,371 - if that is in fact your real name. - It is. 305 00:13:49,413 --> 00:13:50,998 You know, for a bank, 306 00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:53,417 you all have a real aversion to hiring white folks, 307 00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:56,044 which I could bring to the attention of the media 308 00:13:56,086 --> 00:13:57,921 if I do not get what I want. 309 00:13:57,963 --> 00:14:00,841 Mr. Palmer, have you considered just applying for a loan? 310 00:14:00,883 --> 00:14:02,718 Sounds too easy. What's the catch? 311 00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:06,430 No catch, but for a $50,000 line of credit, 312 00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:09,600 you have to put up collateral, like your business. 313 00:14:09,641 --> 00:14:11,268 Aw, shit. 314 00:14:11,310 --> 00:14:14,688 I can't believe it, dog. You actually came through for me. 315 00:14:14,730 --> 00:14:16,440 I said I would, and I did. 316 00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:19,318 Put up your business to cover my ass, man! 317 00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:21,945 You're a good dude, man. Really. 318 00:14:21,987 --> 00:14:23,780 You know what's wild, man? 319 00:14:23,822 --> 00:14:26,783 I'm figuring if I hadn't robbed and whooped ass 320 00:14:26,825 --> 00:14:28,410 and done all that bad shit 321 00:14:28,452 --> 00:14:30,037 I would have never gone to prison, 322 00:14:30,078 --> 00:14:31,955 Jen would have never helped me out 323 00:14:31,997 --> 00:14:34,666 and I would have never met you, so it's like me doing bad shit 324 00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:37,419 - was a good thing. - Yeah, except for all those people 325 00:14:37,461 --> 00:14:40,297 that got whopped and robbed, it's a damn near blessing. 326 00:14:40,339 --> 00:14:42,716 If I ever have a kid one day, I hope he fucks up, 327 00:14:42,758 --> 00:14:45,302 so he can meet somebody like you. 328 00:14:47,012 --> 00:14:49,389 - My people! - ( People groan ) 329 00:14:49,431 --> 00:14:50,849 How is everyone? 330 00:14:50,891 --> 00:14:52,643 Jimmy James! Back in the barbershop! 331 00:14:52,684 --> 00:14:56,438 You must be lost. Take a wrong turn at steppin fetchit drive? 332 00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:59,232 ( All laughing ) 333 00:14:59,274 --> 00:15:02,569 Eddie, I will happily take any cracks you throw today 334 00:15:02,611 --> 00:15:06,114 as long as they are wrapped in tens or twenties. 335 00:15:06,156 --> 00:15:07,616 As it turns out, 336 00:15:07,658 --> 00:15:10,535 I'm just a little bit shy of my financial goals. 337 00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:12,996 And so I thought to myself, "Jimmy, even people 338 00:15:13,038 --> 00:15:16,583 completely ignorant of the political process can still understand 339 00:15:16,625 --> 00:15:18,627 that campaigns don't pay for themselves. 340 00:15:18,669 --> 00:15:20,629 So I'm gonna set this here, you know, 341 00:15:20,671 --> 00:15:23,298 and you all can contribute at your leisure, you know? 342 00:15:23,340 --> 00:15:25,425 You'll be on the honor system. 343 00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:27,135 - ( Sighs ) - What? 344 00:15:27,177 --> 00:15:30,472 I will be damned! Out of all the people in here, 345 00:15:30,514 --> 00:15:32,557 I surely did not expect you to be the first one 346 00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:34,977 to step up and support my bid for city alderman. 347 00:15:35,018 --> 00:15:36,687 No no, that's not for your campaign. 348 00:15:36,728 --> 00:15:39,481 That's for your funeral after they assassinate your ass 349 00:15:39,523 --> 00:15:42,275 - like they did Harold Washington. - Assassinated? 350 00:15:42,317 --> 00:15:43,986 Really? 'Cause I always heard 351 00:15:44,027 --> 00:15:46,321 that Harold Washington died of natural causes. 352 00:15:46,363 --> 00:15:48,740 Harold Washington was murdered! 353 00:15:48,782 --> 00:15:50,993 And he always knew it was gonna happen. 354 00:15:51,034 --> 00:15:53,328 See, he used to babysit me as a child. 355 00:15:53,370 --> 00:15:55,747 Talked about his fears all the time. 356 00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:58,750 - ( Music playing on TV ) - Oh, I'm gonna be mayor one day, 357 00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:01,461 and as soon as they can, they're gonna get me and make it look 358 00:16:01,503 --> 00:16:04,423 - like an accident, "natural causes." - I'm trying to watch 359 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:07,384 "little rascals." Stymie can't get algebra the mule 360 00:16:07,426 --> 00:16:09,678 - out of the rich boy's car. - My god, son, 361 00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:12,597 you'll never learn anything watching TV! Now be quiet. 362 00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:16,101 And let me teach you how to blame the system for everything. 363 00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:18,145 Harold Washington was like a father to me, 364 00:16:18,186 --> 00:16:22,065 - and all of black Chicago loves Harold Washington! - All: Yeah! 365 00:16:22,107 --> 00:16:24,317 So in a way, all of black Chicago loves me. 366 00:16:24,359 --> 00:16:26,695 - ( Laughs ) - So you better take me seriously 367 00:16:26,737 --> 00:16:29,865 while you got the chance. They poisoned Harold. 368 00:16:29,906 --> 00:16:31,324 Poisoned? 369 00:16:31,366 --> 00:16:34,161 Yeah, city employees did it. They had access to his food. 370 00:16:34,202 --> 00:16:36,329 Why would city employees kill Harold Washington? 371 00:16:36,371 --> 00:16:39,875 They were afraid of a black man having so much power. 372 00:16:39,916 --> 00:16:41,752 Aren't most city employees black? 373 00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:43,545 Clearly they were brainwashed. 374 00:16:43,587 --> 00:16:45,839 Didn't you see "the manchurian candidate"? 375 00:16:45,881 --> 00:16:50,218 If they can brainwash Denzel, none of us are safe. 376 00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:53,263 - You're crazy! - Crazy... 377 00:16:53,305 --> 00:16:54,890 Or brainwashed? 378 00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:57,350 Calvin: Back in Isaac's world, he was about to get 379 00:16:57,392 --> 00:16:59,770 a rude awakening that his newly developed lifestyle 380 00:16:59,811 --> 00:17:02,981 of balling out of control didn't just apply to his bank account. 381 00:17:03,023 --> 00:17:06,860 Something terrible's happened. Fernando's found out we had sex. 382 00:17:06,902 --> 00:17:10,113 - How did that happen? - It was my fault. 383 00:17:10,155 --> 00:17:11,865 We got in a fight and it slipped out. 384 00:17:11,907 --> 00:17:14,367 I made him breakfast, he said the eggs were runny, 385 00:17:14,409 --> 00:17:16,119 I said, "fuck you, I fucked Isaac 386 00:17:16,161 --> 00:17:18,246 and I fucking loved it." And he didn't believe it, 387 00:17:18,288 --> 00:17:20,373 - so I showed him the tape. - That tape was for us! 388 00:17:20,415 --> 00:17:23,418 Isaac, Isaac, Isaac, I wish there was something I could do. 389 00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:26,254 You can tell your husband the truth. Tell him you talked me 390 00:17:26,296 --> 00:17:29,382 into having sex with you after confessing to me he couldn't get it up. 391 00:17:29,424 --> 00:17:33,303 Mmm, Isaac, Isaac, Isaac, I wish there was something I could really do. 392 00:17:33,345 --> 00:17:35,222 Actually, there is one thing I can do. 393 00:17:35,263 --> 00:17:38,183 I should warn you not to go back to your place. 394 00:17:40,352 --> 00:17:43,105 I think the lesson here is, never 'roid up a guy 395 00:17:43,146 --> 00:17:45,315 and then get him pissed at you. 396 00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:50,987 ( Vivian grunts ) 397 00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:56,660 He stole my woman! He stole my woman! 398 00:18:09,881 --> 00:18:11,925 Hi! Checking in? 399 00:18:13,635 --> 00:18:15,637 - Sanctuary. - I want you to know, 400 00:18:15,679 --> 00:18:19,015 - I'm a married woman. There will be no sex. - This isn't about sex! 401 00:18:19,057 --> 00:18:22,018 We'll hide out here until we can get you political asylum. 402 00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:24,563 I won't let you go back to Nigeria to be stoned. 403 00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:27,524 - You are saving my life? - Yes. 404 00:18:27,566 --> 00:18:29,943 Maybe there will be sex. 405 00:18:29,985 --> 00:18:32,154 Calvin: With no job, no place to stay, 406 00:18:32,195 --> 00:18:34,739 Isaac figured he'd better Max out the team credit card 407 00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:38,285 for whatever cash he could get. But Fernandez Hernandez was one step ahead. 408 00:18:38,326 --> 00:18:40,954 - Guy, give it up. - Let me run it a few more times. 409 00:18:40,996 --> 00:18:43,290 You know these magnetic strips, they get messed up. 410 00:18:43,331 --> 00:18:45,208 "The magnetic strips get messed up," 411 00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:48,295 "my aid check is coming next week," "western union messed up my money-gram." 412 00:18:48,336 --> 00:18:51,089 See what all these stories have in common? Me not caring. 413 00:18:51,131 --> 00:18:54,217 But my story's believable. A pro athlete gave me $10,000 414 00:18:54,259 --> 00:18:56,386 for making his ass feel good. 415 00:18:56,428 --> 00:18:58,597 I'm just gonna go back to swiping. 416 00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:01,433 Calvin: While Isaac was in the middle of a financial crisis, 417 00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:04,102 I got a call to handle a Jen crisis, which happened to be 418 00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:07,355 - the first time I'd been to her bed and breakfast. - Hey hey hey! 419 00:19:07,397 --> 00:19:10,567 What the hell is going... Damn, this is a slick lobby! 420 00:19:10,609 --> 00:19:12,819 - Is that a baccarat chandelier? - It is. 421 00:19:12,861 --> 00:19:16,031 I didn't call you for a tour. I called you to get hectic with an unruly visitor. 422 00:19:16,072 --> 00:19:18,074 - Jan, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. - What? 423 00:19:18,116 --> 00:19:20,410 - Not my sister for once. - Oh. What's going on? 424 00:19:20,452 --> 00:19:22,704 You're about to see some ass-whooping, that's what. 425 00:19:22,746 --> 00:19:24,831 The gentleman is being rude to our staff of two 426 00:19:24,873 --> 00:19:27,876 and disturbing other guests at our otherwise quiet urban bed and breakfast. 427 00:19:27,918 --> 00:19:30,128 I'm here for a reason. I'm looking for a woman! 428 00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:32,380 It's not that type of hotel, bro. Is it? 429 00:19:32,422 --> 00:19:34,216 My wife! I'm trying to find her! 430 00:19:34,257 --> 00:19:36,968 And you're yelling at my wife, so you see how that can be a problem. 431 00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:41,056 - Oh, it'll be a problem when I go at that ass! - You are all hiding my wife! 432 00:19:41,097 --> 00:19:43,350 No one hides here, sir. If anything, 433 00:19:43,391 --> 00:19:45,435 our customers boast about the amenities 434 00:19:45,477 --> 00:19:48,605 and the excellent customer service we provide on a daily basis. 435 00:19:48,647 --> 00:19:50,774 In fact, word of mouth is our best advertising. 436 00:19:50,815 --> 00:19:54,319 I think what these ladies are trying to say through shameless self-promotion 437 00:19:54,361 --> 00:19:57,989 - and threats of violence is that you made a mistake. - I'll be back! 438 00:19:58,031 --> 00:20:00,158 And I'll be back to get that ass! 439 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:03,370 - Well, I handled that. - Yes, your uncanny ability 440 00:20:03,411 --> 00:20:06,373 to repeatedly threaten the man's ass has once again saved the day. 441 00:20:06,414 --> 00:20:09,960 If you want to be a help, would you please go fluff the Egyptian cotton towels? 442 00:20:10,001 --> 00:20:13,296 Unbelievable! You guys have Egyptian cotton towels? 443 00:20:13,338 --> 00:20:16,549 And this guy walking in here just causing problems for no reason! 444 00:20:16,591 --> 00:20:20,929 - Actually, Calvin, I need to talk with you. - Aw, shit. 445 00:20:20,971 --> 00:20:24,057 Yinka, damn! You got another man's wife hidden away? 446 00:20:24,099 --> 00:20:25,725 I can't believe... Is that a dux bed? 447 00:20:25,767 --> 00:20:27,769 Jen really knows how to hook up a room! 448 00:20:27,811 --> 00:20:30,855 Yes! And yes. You might want to sit down. 449 00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:33,191 You have taken nonsense to a whole other level. 450 00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:35,068 Me sitting down is not gonna change... whoa! 451 00:20:35,110 --> 00:20:37,463 That is comfortable. Are pillow tops standard with every room? 452 00:20:37,487 --> 00:20:40,031 - This may take a moment to explain. - Take your time. 453 00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:41,825 To the point, Vivian was going to be 454 00:20:41,866 --> 00:20:44,327 unjustly punished for a crime upon her return to Nigeria. 455 00:20:44,369 --> 00:20:48,373 - I couldn't let this happen. - So you hide her in a bed and breakfast. Good plan. 456 00:20:48,415 --> 00:20:51,418 This was your idea! You told me to be proactive and to stand up 457 00:20:51,459 --> 00:20:53,920 and fight for what's right like Jesus and Malcolm X. 458 00:20:53,962 --> 00:20:56,131 This is a perfect example of the nuances in language. 459 00:20:56,172 --> 00:21:00,176 Remember that English class that I told you to take? That would help you understand 460 00:21:00,218 --> 00:21:03,305 I was speaking in a metaphor. If you know hyperbole, I would only assume 461 00:21:03,346 --> 00:21:07,392 you know metaphor too. My metaphors are very, way mucho grande hyperbolic. 462 00:21:07,434 --> 00:21:09,978 All too often I mock Americans for what I consider to be 463 00:21:10,020 --> 00:21:13,356 the ills of your society, and then at times I'm reminded 464 00:21:13,398 --> 00:21:15,483 that mine is no better. As you say... 465 00:21:15,525 --> 00:21:18,069 Black people have to stand up and do what's right, 466 00:21:18,111 --> 00:21:21,489 no matter what the cost. This is not hyperbole. 467 00:21:21,531 --> 00:21:23,158 This is a call to arms. 468 00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:25,660 I really gotta limit my conversation 469 00:21:25,702 --> 00:21:27,746 to the weather and sports news. 470 00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:31,875 Are my eyes deceiving me, or are those l'occitane soaps and lotions in the bathroom? 471 00:21:31,916 --> 00:21:33,793 25, 26, $27, 472 00:21:33,835 --> 00:21:36,629 and this 10 makes $37. 473 00:21:36,671 --> 00:21:39,674 - What about that check that Eddie wrote? - It's not a check. 474 00:21:39,716 --> 00:21:42,844 It's a coupon for 50% off at popeye's fried chicken. 475 00:21:42,886 --> 00:21:44,929 We're in serious trouble, Jimmy. Are you sure 476 00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:48,975 alderman ray didn't have any, oh, unreported income set aside 477 00:21:49,017 --> 00:21:51,436 - that we could tap into? - There is no other money. 478 00:21:51,478 --> 00:21:54,064 Maybe you can get an endorsement. It's the only way. 479 00:21:54,105 --> 00:21:57,192 Is there anyone you know with some type of clout 480 00:21:57,233 --> 00:21:59,110 that you can ask a favor from 481 00:21:59,152 --> 00:22:01,821 no matter how much it may cost you personally? 482 00:22:01,863 --> 00:22:03,865 Harold Washington was like a father to me, 483 00:22:03,907 --> 00:22:07,285 and all of black Chicago loves Harold Washington. 484 00:22:07,327 --> 00:22:10,288 So in a way, all of black Chicago loves me. 485 00:22:10,330 --> 00:22:13,500 Aw, shit. 486 00:22:13,541 --> 00:22:16,127 Detective hahana, what's up? 487 00:22:16,169 --> 00:22:18,129 Calvin, I'm looking for romadal. 488 00:22:18,171 --> 00:22:21,049 He's not in yet. In fact, he's about 90 minutes late. 489 00:22:21,091 --> 00:22:23,259 He had a hearing this morning he didn't show up for. 490 00:22:23,301 --> 00:22:25,446 - We think he's on the run. - I hope to god you're kidding. 491 00:22:25,470 --> 00:22:28,473 Driving around in a police car, cracking jokes on the city's dime? 492 00:22:28,515 --> 00:22:30,618 Why don't I just rip up the constitution while I'm at it? 493 00:22:30,642 --> 00:22:33,853 She's not kidding. She's not kidding as much as possible. 494 00:22:33,895 --> 00:22:35,855 If romadal's on the run, I forfeit my bail money. 495 00:22:35,897 --> 00:22:39,025 I put up my business as collateral. The bank could take my shop. 496 00:22:39,067 --> 00:22:41,653 You can't trust criminals. I've heard it all before. 497 00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:43,374 "If you give me a break, I'll go straight," 498 00:22:43,405 --> 00:22:45,299 "give me another chance, I'll never do it again," 499 00:22:45,323 --> 00:22:47,826 "stop, your chokehold is making me pass out." 500 00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:49,369 Lies, all lies. 501 00:22:49,411 --> 00:22:51,472 I'm heading up a fugitive warrant squad to look for romadal. 502 00:22:51,496 --> 00:22:53,873 We're talking about my shop. To hell with police procedure. 503 00:22:53,915 --> 00:22:56,334 We need vigilante justice. Terri, all your angry bitter 504 00:22:56,376 --> 00:23:00,130 can't-get-a-man girlfriends, get them on the phone. Time to get a man. 505 00:23:00,171 --> 00:23:02,715 Eddie, go over to target. Buy a bowl of tiki torches. 506 00:23:02,757 --> 00:23:04,634 Look, I just want you to relax, all right? 507 00:23:04,676 --> 00:23:08,721 I'm gonna find romadal, and you can be damn sure, I will get him. 508 00:23:08,763 --> 00:23:12,225 - Dead or alive. - Does either one of those affect my money? 509 00:23:12,267 --> 00:23:14,602 Calvin: Later that day, while detective hahana 510 00:23:14,644 --> 00:23:17,188 was out looking for romadal, Isaac was looking 511 00:23:17,230 --> 00:23:19,774 for a safe place to stay. 512 00:23:22,068 --> 00:23:24,028 Hey, Mr. Big! 513 00:23:24,070 --> 00:23:25,530 I'm having a house party. 514 00:23:25,572 --> 00:23:28,491 You can introduce shush finger to fuck you finger. 515 00:23:28,533 --> 00:23:30,452 Oh, look at that. It's a double date. 516 00:23:30,493 --> 00:23:32,829 Terri, I was an ass to everybody. 517 00:23:32,871 --> 00:23:34,247 I know it. 518 00:23:34,289 --> 00:23:36,499 I always wanted to make some dough and be somebody, 519 00:23:36,541 --> 00:23:39,461 and the minute I did it went straight to my head. I'm sorry, 520 00:23:39,502 --> 00:23:42,213 but I got no money. I got no place to go. 521 00:23:42,255 --> 00:23:45,216 I'm sorry too. You can't stay here. 522 00:23:48,178 --> 00:23:51,473 You know what hurt the most? All of us at the shop 523 00:23:51,514 --> 00:23:54,058 care about you so much, and the way that you treated us... 524 00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:57,020 - and I love you, and... - I know that, because I feel like sh... 525 00:23:57,061 --> 00:23:59,272 Calvin: And right then, Isaac realized 526 00:23:59,314 --> 00:24:03,193 success is nothing if you don't have someone to share it with. 527 00:24:13,369 --> 00:24:14,996 So what happened to you? 528 00:24:15,038 --> 00:24:17,457 Calvin: And right then, Isaac fucked everything up. 529 00:24:17,499 --> 00:24:20,168 I accidentally had sex with Fernandez's wife. 530 00:24:20,210 --> 00:24:23,213 Explain to me how you accidentally freak somebody's wife, 531 00:24:23,254 --> 00:24:25,548 'cause Terri Jones has had a pussy for a lot of years. 532 00:24:25,590 --> 00:24:28,218 I don't think it's ever accidentally hopped onto some dude's dick 533 00:24:28,259 --> 00:24:31,471 and start fucking it. Except almost now with you, but that's not gonna happen. 534 00:24:31,513 --> 00:24:34,516 Can we talk about this inside? I think Fernandez is following me. 535 00:24:34,557 --> 00:24:36,768 So we can have another accident? The guy you punk 536 00:24:36,809 --> 00:24:40,104 can come in and accidentally kill me trying to get to you? Terri Jones doesn't 537 00:24:40,146 --> 00:24:43,316 accidentally get killed for somebody else paying for their sins! 538 00:24:43,358 --> 00:24:46,903 So you can take your accident-prone dick off my doorstep and keep moving. 539 00:24:46,945 --> 00:24:50,281 - Terri, i... - one more thing. When I said I loved you, 540 00:24:50,323 --> 00:24:52,784 that was an accident too. 541 00:24:57,914 --> 00:24:59,874 Calvin: Right when things look real bad, 542 00:24:59,916 --> 00:25:02,252 that's when you get hit with a little bit of hope. 543 00:25:02,293 --> 00:25:04,921 I got a call from the cops that detective hahana had found romadal. 544 00:25:04,963 --> 00:25:07,215 Lieutenant pasternak? Calvin Palmer. I got a call 545 00:25:07,257 --> 00:25:09,467 - that detective hahana found romadal. - Well, yes. 546 00:25:09,509 --> 00:25:11,761 She found him? Hell yeah! She got her man. 547 00:25:11,803 --> 00:25:13,638 - Well, no. - No? 548 00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:17,308 Yeah, that's right! I had sex with a fugitive! 549 00:25:17,350 --> 00:25:19,269 And you know what? I love him! 550 00:25:19,310 --> 00:25:20,853 I love romadal dupree 551 00:25:20,895 --> 00:25:23,439 and I'll never turn him in! Never! 552 00:25:23,481 --> 00:25:25,650 I love you, rommie! 553 00:25:25,692 --> 00:25:27,610 Call me. 554 00:25:27,652 --> 00:25:29,320 Aw, shit. 555 00:25:29,362 --> 00:25:33,825 ♪ Everybody's talking at me ♪ 556 00:25:33,866 --> 00:25:37,912 ♪ I don't hear a word they're saying ♪ 557 00:25:37,954 --> 00:25:42,667 ♪ only the echoes of my mind ♪ 558 00:25:48,590 --> 00:25:52,677 ♪ Everybody's talking at me ♪ 559 00:25:52,719 --> 00:25:56,848 ♪ I don't hear a word they're saying ♪ 560 00:25:56,889 --> 00:26:00,184 ♪ only the echoes... ♪ 561 00:26:04,564 --> 00:26:07,066 Calvin: Aw, shit.