1 00:00:05,338 --> 00:00:07,439 Can't believe you forgot your binoculars. 2 00:00:07,474 --> 00:00:09,108 A lepidopterist without binoculars 3 00:00:09,142 --> 00:00:10,743 is like a day without sunshine. 4 00:00:10,777 --> 00:00:12,444 Guess I was nervous to meet you. 5 00:00:12,479 --> 00:00:15,681 Never done the online date thing before. 6 00:00:15,715 --> 00:00:16,915 There's a red-banded hairstreak. 7 00:00:16,950 --> 00:00:18,117 It's so beautiful. 8 00:00:18,151 --> 00:00:19,251 Look what's next to it. 9 00:00:21,221 --> 00:00:23,122 Right. Another butterfly. 10 00:00:23,156 --> 00:00:25,057 Hackberry Emperor. Of course. 11 00:00:25,091 --> 00:00:26,592 Guess I'm just tired. 12 00:00:26,626 --> 00:00:28,560 We've only been at it for a few hours. 13 00:00:28,595 --> 00:00:31,363 When you e-mailed me and said you were into butterflies, 14 00:00:31,398 --> 00:00:33,332 it sounded romantic, 15 00:00:33,366 --> 00:00:35,334 not like school. 16 00:00:36,636 --> 00:00:38,103 You're not really a lepidopterist, are you? 17 00:00:38,138 --> 00:00:39,538 No, Gary. 18 00:00:39,572 --> 00:00:42,541 I'm just a woman looking for a man. 19 00:00:42,575 --> 00:00:45,277 Oh. Yeah. 20 00:00:45,311 --> 00:00:47,112 And I brought a blanket. Fantastic! 21 00:00:48,148 --> 00:00:49,415 Look at these. 22 00:00:49,449 --> 00:00:50,582 Oh, look at these. 23 00:00:51,684 --> 00:00:54,186 A swarm of Silvery Checkerspots. 24 00:00:54,220 --> 00:00:55,587 Oh, my God. 25 00:00:55,622 --> 00:00:58,490 This is romantic. 26 00:00:58,525 --> 00:01:01,093 But you're going to remember this 27 00:01:01,127 --> 00:01:03,362 a lot more than those butterflies, Gary. 28 00:01:06,933 --> 00:01:08,734 They don't usually swarm like this. 29 00:01:08,768 --> 00:01:09,902 Neither do I. 30 00:01:22,182 --> 00:01:25,017 I hate online dating. 31 00:01:29,889 --> 00:01:31,657 Partially skeletonized. 32 00:01:31,691 --> 00:01:33,125 Ribs splayed open. 33 00:01:33,159 --> 00:01:34,927 I have a feeling this wasn't natural causes. 34 00:01:34,961 --> 00:01:37,329 Animal or psycho? Probably. 35 00:01:37,363 --> 00:01:40,165 The angle of the mandible and the brow of the skull 36 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:41,366 indicate a male. 37 00:01:41,401 --> 00:01:43,235 About 40 to 50, 38 00:01:43,302 --> 00:01:46,004 judging by the wear on the mandibular teeth. 39 00:01:46,039 --> 00:01:47,973 Hey. What's-what's with all the butterflies? 40 00:01:48,007 --> 00:01:49,308 Chlosyne nycteis. 41 00:01:49,342 --> 00:01:51,310 They're the Silvery Checkerspot. 42 00:01:51,344 --> 00:01:53,345 Indigenous to the area. 43 00:01:53,379 --> 00:01:55,948 They're probably just attracted by the remains. Whoa, whoa, wait. 44 00:01:55,982 --> 00:01:58,217 Butterflies eat dead people? Yeah. 45 00:01:58,251 --> 00:02:00,018 Yeah, they may look beautiful, 46 00:02:00,053 --> 00:02:02,287 but they'll eat bird excrement, 47 00:02:02,322 --> 00:02:04,356 and aphid guts, decomposing meat. 48 00:02:04,390 --> 00:02:06,558 Oh. Right. 49 00:02:06,593 --> 00:02:07,626 What the hell? 50 00:02:09,395 --> 00:02:10,729 Something smells like sulfur. 51 00:02:10,763 --> 00:02:12,998 It's coming from the remains. 52 00:02:13,032 --> 00:02:16,001 It's... 53 00:02:16,035 --> 00:02:17,069 Hate when you do that. 54 00:02:17,103 --> 00:02:18,637 It's not a typical... 55 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:20,472 odor associated with decomposition. 56 00:02:21,708 --> 00:02:23,075 Who would leave a goat out here? 57 00:02:23,109 --> 00:02:24,176 Who cares about a goat? Okay? 58 00:02:24,210 --> 00:02:25,878 We're dealing with a dead body here. 59 00:02:25,912 --> 00:02:27,312 Look, shouldn't there be more blood? 60 00:02:27,347 --> 00:02:29,448 Yes. It-it appears all of the blood 61 00:02:29,482 --> 00:02:31,049 has been drained from the victim's body. 62 00:02:31,084 --> 00:02:33,051 I'm guessing psycho. 63 00:02:33,086 --> 00:02:36,054 But look at the ribs, two through six, on the left side. 64 00:02:36,089 --> 00:02:38,190 Bite marks. Cannibal? 65 00:02:38,224 --> 00:02:39,892 No. It-it's not human dentition. 66 00:02:39,926 --> 00:02:41,727 I'm confused. Me, too. 67 00:02:41,761 --> 00:02:43,195 And I don't like the feeling. 68 00:02:47,867 --> 00:02:49,535 So, the heart is gone? 69 00:02:49,569 --> 00:02:52,704 Well, it's like someone ate it right out of his chest. 70 00:02:52,739 --> 00:02:54,873 Wow. 71 00:02:54,908 --> 00:02:58,076 The victim's right ankle has a vertical transarticular pin 72 00:02:58,111 --> 00:03:00,879 that was surgically implanted to fix a past fracture. 73 00:03:00,914 --> 00:03:03,582 Could be a helpful identifier. 74 00:03:03,616 --> 00:03:05,417 Very good, Mr. Nigel-Murray. 75 00:03:05,419 --> 00:03:07,786 While I have your attention and affection, 76 00:03:07,820 --> 00:03:09,288 there's something that I'd like to say. 77 00:03:09,322 --> 00:03:10,389 Can you speak while working? 78 00:03:10,423 --> 00:03:12,858 Of course. As you may be aware, 79 00:03:12,892 --> 00:03:15,894 I am currently participating in Alcoholics Anonymous, 80 00:03:15,929 --> 00:03:18,130 pursuant to my unfortunate downward spiral 81 00:03:18,132 --> 00:03:20,132 in the aftermath of my Jeopardy! win. 82 00:03:20,166 --> 00:03:21,200 Whoa. 83 00:03:21,234 --> 00:03:23,368 I had no idea you were in AA. 84 00:03:23,403 --> 00:03:25,637 Yes, well, as with everything else, 85 00:03:25,672 --> 00:03:27,606 discretion has been my watchword. 86 00:03:27,640 --> 00:03:31,043 Except when I was vomiting into someone's hat. 87 00:03:31,045 --> 00:03:33,779 These look like spiny bristles 88 00:03:33,813 --> 00:03:35,247 from some kind of animal. 89 00:03:35,281 --> 00:03:37,783 Oh, and the evidence on the X-rays 90 00:03:37,817 --> 00:03:40,686 shows bone damage on the ribs 91 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:42,955 from long fang-like teeth. 92 00:03:42,989 --> 00:03:45,123 Oh. Maybe the heart was eaten. 93 00:03:45,158 --> 00:03:49,127 But anyway, I'm currently at step nine of 12, 94 00:03:49,162 --> 00:03:51,430 which consists of me making amends to those people 95 00:03:51,464 --> 00:03:53,131 that I have harmed while I've been drinking. 96 00:03:53,166 --> 00:03:55,567 Not necessary. Don't even remember being wronged. 97 00:03:55,602 --> 00:03:57,436 I urinated in your tadpole tank, Dr. Hodgins. 98 00:03:57,470 --> 00:03:59,304 What? 99 00:03:59,339 --> 00:04:00,806 Mr. Nigel-Murray, that's disgusting. 100 00:04:00,823 --> 00:04:02,941 Of course. Anyway, 101 00:04:02,976 --> 00:04:05,444 Dr. Hodgins, I apologize. 102 00:04:06,946 --> 00:04:08,447 Dr. Saroyan. No. 103 00:04:08,481 --> 00:04:09,948 All I want to hear from you right now 104 00:04:09,983 --> 00:04:11,283 are facts about this case. 105 00:04:11,317 --> 00:04:13,518 Okay. At this point, 106 00:04:13,553 --> 00:04:16,922 from all of the evidence that I've gathered from the X-rays, 107 00:04:16,956 --> 00:04:18,757 as well as the observable evidence on the remains, 108 00:04:18,791 --> 00:04:22,427 indicates that our victim was killed by a cryptid. 109 00:04:23,463 --> 00:04:25,264 Cryptid? A creature yet unrecognized 110 00:04:25,298 --> 00:04:27,566 by scientific consensus. 111 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:29,868 Of course. 112 00:04:29,902 --> 00:04:31,637 Oh, no. You guys aren't going to start talking 113 00:04:31,654 --> 00:04:32,704 about werewolves, are you? 114 00:04:32,772 --> 00:04:34,406 No, no, no. I would posit 115 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:37,209 that it was a chupacabra. 116 00:04:37,243 --> 00:04:39,778 A spiny creature the size of a bear. 117 00:04:39,812 --> 00:04:43,315 Vicious, a forked-tongue, with fangs easily capable 118 00:04:43,349 --> 00:04:45,984 of biting out the victim's heart. 119 00:04:46,019 --> 00:04:50,455 But no one has ever captured or verified this chupacabra. 120 00:04:50,490 --> 00:04:52,858 No. But reports show that it sucks out 121 00:04:52,892 --> 00:04:57,029 its victim's blood, and leaves behind the scent of sulfur. 122 00:04:57,063 --> 00:05:00,299 And you found a goat tethered to a stake there. 123 00:05:00,333 --> 00:05:02,234 Chupacabra means "goat sucker." 124 00:05:02,268 --> 00:05:03,902 So for cause of death, 125 00:05:03,936 --> 00:05:06,638 you want me to put down "goat sucker." 126 00:05:46,446 --> 00:05:48,730 Oh... What is that? 127 00:05:48,781 --> 00:05:51,283 The murder victim's stomach contents. 128 00:05:51,317 --> 00:05:52,617 Wow. You know, if you're hungry, 129 00:05:52,652 --> 00:05:54,019 there's uneaten food in the kitchen. 130 00:05:54,053 --> 00:05:55,287 You're right. I'm sorry. 131 00:05:55,321 --> 00:05:57,422 There's just something about a pregnant woman 132 00:05:57,457 --> 00:05:59,191 that precludes twisted humor. 133 00:06:00,226 --> 00:06:02,327 What's up? So I looked at the clothes 134 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:03,795 that our guy was wearing. 135 00:06:03,830 --> 00:06:06,231 Apparently, he did not scrimp on the duds. 136 00:06:06,265 --> 00:06:07,532 Everything was brand new. 137 00:06:07,567 --> 00:06:09,701 It was like he was wearing a costume. 138 00:06:09,736 --> 00:06:13,071 So maybe he wasn't really an outdoorsman at all. 139 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:16,007 Oh, and guess what? 140 00:06:16,075 --> 00:06:17,442 Vincent just apologized to me. 141 00:06:17,477 --> 00:06:19,811 Oh. Step number nine: making amends? 142 00:06:19,846 --> 00:06:22,447 Yeah. He apologized for using my letter opener 143 00:06:22,482 --> 00:06:24,816 to clean his fingernails. Ugh. 144 00:06:24,818 --> 00:06:27,285 And for telling his entire darts team that he slept with me. 145 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:30,272 Oh, my God. What is with him? 146 00:06:30,339 --> 00:06:32,924 He was drunk. Well, but still? 147 00:06:32,992 --> 00:06:35,327 It's not like I'm going to run into his darts team. 148 00:06:35,361 --> 00:06:37,596 Well, you are a better person than I am. 149 00:06:37,680 --> 00:06:40,298 Really? I'm not going to forget that you told me that. 150 00:06:42,301 --> 00:06:44,736 You identified the victim how? 151 00:06:44,771 --> 00:06:46,738 Well, no real hunter goes out to the woods 152 00:06:46,773 --> 00:06:48,473 in brand-new clothes, right? 153 00:06:48,508 --> 00:06:49,741 So he had to be a tourist. 154 00:06:49,776 --> 00:06:52,110 So I sent his description to the hotels and lodges 155 00:06:52,211 --> 00:06:53,412 in the area and I got a hit. 156 00:06:53,446 --> 00:06:54,746 Pine Tree Manor. 157 00:06:54,814 --> 00:06:55,914 Yeah, they said they had a guest 158 00:06:55,948 --> 00:06:58,483 by the name of Lee Coleman, 159 00:06:58,518 --> 00:07:01,153 who disappeared and left his stuff behind. 160 00:07:02,188 --> 00:07:04,523 Lee Coleman. 161 00:07:06,626 --> 00:07:09,361 The Lee Coleman. 162 00:07:09,395 --> 00:07:12,330 Why do you keep saying his name as if I should know him? 163 00:07:12,365 --> 00:07:14,266 Lee Coleman. Kill the Myth. 164 00:07:14,333 --> 00:07:15,934 It's a TV show on the Wilderness Network. 165 00:07:15,968 --> 00:07:17,135 I've never seen it. 166 00:07:17,137 --> 00:07:18,537 Wow. Do you even own a TV? 167 00:07:18,571 --> 00:07:20,839 Of course. It's in the closet. 168 00:07:20,873 --> 00:07:22,274 Well, naturally. Anyway, on the show, 169 00:07:22,276 --> 00:07:23,642 Coleman would go out 170 00:07:23,676 --> 00:07:25,710 and he would debunk different myths and legends. 171 00:07:25,745 --> 00:07:28,680 You know, the Loch Ness monster, the yeti, 172 00:07:28,714 --> 00:07:30,532 psychic healers, yada, yada. 173 00:07:30,583 --> 00:07:32,951 I'm not familiar with the "yada yada yada" myth, 174 00:07:32,953 --> 00:07:34,686 but the rest of them don't need disproving, 175 00:07:34,688 --> 00:07:36,121 because they don't exist. 176 00:07:36,155 --> 00:07:38,623 Okay, again, just because you haven't seen something, 177 00:07:38,658 --> 00:07:40,559 it doesn't mean that it doesn't exist. 178 00:07:40,660 --> 00:07:42,127 I mean, you haven't seen the backside of the moon, 179 00:07:42,161 --> 00:07:43,161 but you believe in it. 180 00:07:43,163 --> 00:07:46,231 What? 181 00:07:46,249 --> 00:07:49,000 Just trying to think of an amusing quip 182 00:07:49,035 --> 00:07:51,236 about the backside of your moon. 183 00:07:52,538 --> 00:07:54,473 All right, great. What if Coleman was in the woods 184 00:07:54,507 --> 00:07:55,907 trying to disprove the chupacabra 185 00:07:55,975 --> 00:07:57,075 for Kill the Myth? 186 00:07:57,077 --> 00:07:58,877 And the myth killed him instead. 187 00:07:58,879 --> 00:08:00,212 It could happen. No, it couldn't. 188 00:08:00,246 --> 00:08:02,314 You can't be killed by something that doesn't exist. 189 00:08:02,381 --> 00:08:03,682 Well, you can if it does exist. 190 00:08:03,716 --> 00:08:05,250 I don't think you understand what the word "myth" means. 191 00:08:10,924 --> 00:08:12,257 Now what? 192 00:08:12,291 --> 00:08:16,394 Perhaps you could see your dark side 193 00:08:16,429 --> 00:08:18,864 if you mooned a mirror. 194 00:08:18,881 --> 00:08:22,734 Because "moon" is a term that refers to exposing... I know, Bones. 195 00:08:22,768 --> 00:08:25,187 Get it? It-it's pretty clever, right? 196 00:08:25,238 --> 00:08:26,571 It's clever, yeah, clever. 197 00:08:26,589 --> 00:08:28,273 Yeah, I'd laugh but it's that, uh, 198 00:08:28,307 --> 00:08:29,574 I'm afraid of driving off the road. 199 00:08:29,609 --> 00:08:31,593 I understand. You do, right? 200 00:08:31,644 --> 00:08:33,411 Safety first. Oh, yeah. 201 00:08:33,413 --> 00:08:35,247 I understand. 202 00:08:43,289 --> 00:08:45,624 Oh. 203 00:08:45,658 --> 00:08:47,792 Huh. 204 00:08:47,827 --> 00:08:50,395 Odd that they would call it the Pine Tree Manor 205 00:08:50,429 --> 00:08:52,197 when it's obviously clad in cedar. 206 00:08:52,231 --> 00:08:53,598 I was just thinking that. 207 00:08:53,633 --> 00:08:55,467 Really? No. 208 00:08:59,138 --> 00:09:00,939 Wow. 209 00:09:02,108 --> 00:09:03,308 Hello. 210 00:09:03,310 --> 00:09:05,410 Hello. 211 00:09:05,444 --> 00:09:06,912 Welcome to the Pine Tree Manor. 212 00:09:06,946 --> 00:09:08,413 It would more properly be called 213 00:09:08,447 --> 00:09:10,448 the Cedar Siding Manor. 214 00:09:10,483 --> 00:09:13,084 Right. Uh, FBI, Special Agent Seeley Booth. 215 00:09:13,119 --> 00:09:15,086 This here's my colleague, Dr. Temperance Brennan. 216 00:09:15,121 --> 00:09:16,754 You must be here because of the myth guy. 217 00:09:16,756 --> 00:09:18,757 I'm Randy Shepard, I own the place. 218 00:09:18,791 --> 00:09:20,258 Is it true what we're hearing? 219 00:09:20,293 --> 00:09:21,560 What are you hearing? 220 00:09:21,594 --> 00:09:23,161 That something got the guy. Out in the woods. 221 00:09:23,195 --> 00:09:25,130 Something... horrible. 222 00:09:25,164 --> 00:09:26,498 And how'd you hear that? 223 00:09:26,565 --> 00:09:28,800 - From me. - Who are you? 224 00:09:28,834 --> 00:09:29,951 I'm Melissa Lawson. 225 00:09:30,002 --> 00:09:31,603 Melissa's our activities coordinator. 226 00:09:31,670 --> 00:09:32,771 What does that mean? 227 00:09:32,805 --> 00:09:35,140 Fishing, hikes, bird-watching, nature trails, 228 00:09:35,174 --> 00:09:36,374 hunting. 229 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:37,709 Mr. Coleman sort of monopolized Melissa 230 00:09:37,743 --> 00:09:38,944 the three days he was here. 231 00:09:38,978 --> 00:09:41,479 He was filming an episode of that show of his. 232 00:09:41,514 --> 00:09:43,281 To debunk the chupacabra. 233 00:09:43,316 --> 00:09:44,516 Yeah. And it got him. 234 00:09:44,550 --> 00:09:45,817 We've had sightings. 235 00:09:45,851 --> 00:09:47,385 People used to come from all over 236 00:09:47,470 --> 00:09:48,787 just to get a glimpse of one. 237 00:09:49,855 --> 00:09:51,689 What's it look like? Oh. 238 00:09:58,831 --> 00:10:00,365 Hello? 239 00:10:00,399 --> 00:10:03,034 So, I've analyzed those dermal cells we found on the remains. 240 00:10:03,069 --> 00:10:05,337 Turns out they are skin, but not human. 241 00:10:05,371 --> 00:10:07,939 Now, judging by the heavily keratinized stratum corneum, 242 00:10:07,974 --> 00:10:09,307 they appear to be reptilian. 243 00:10:09,342 --> 00:10:10,942 Reptilian? There's more. 244 00:10:10,977 --> 00:10:12,494 Those needle-like quills, 245 00:10:12,545 --> 00:10:16,214 they're composed of 45% carbon, 27% oxygen, 246 00:10:16,216 --> 00:10:18,516 15% nitrogen and six percent hydrogen. 247 00:10:18,551 --> 00:10:19,684 That's hair. 248 00:10:19,719 --> 00:10:21,653 Mm-hmm, and definitely mammalian. 249 00:10:21,687 --> 00:10:23,688 No. Th-th-that makes no sense. 250 00:10:23,706 --> 00:10:26,207 Reptile scales and mammalian hair 251 00:10:26,258 --> 00:10:28,810 don't coexist on any known animal. 252 00:10:28,861 --> 00:10:30,028 Really? What about this? 253 00:10:35,134 --> 00:10:37,869 Chupacabra. 254 00:10:43,509 --> 00:10:45,677 I'm Lee Coleman, and I've made it my life's mission 255 00:10:45,711 --> 00:10:48,380 to disprove some of the world's most tenacious myths, 256 00:10:48,414 --> 00:10:49,814 legends and monsters. 257 00:10:49,849 --> 00:10:52,083 Don't be a fool. 258 00:10:52,085 --> 00:10:53,985 Kill the myth 259 00:10:54,020 --> 00:10:56,054 and find the truth. 260 00:10:56,088 --> 00:10:57,255 Join me next week 261 00:10:57,289 --> 00:10:58,857 as I brave the deep woods of West Virginia 262 00:10:58,891 --> 00:11:01,393 in search of the mythic chupacabra... 263 00:11:02,762 --> 00:11:05,897 ...a creature whose name means "goat sucker." 264 00:11:05,931 --> 00:11:09,567 But I'm going to prove that if you believe in him, 265 00:11:09,602 --> 00:11:11,569 you are the sucker. 266 00:11:11,571 --> 00:11:15,407 That promo wasn't shot in West Virginia. 267 00:11:15,441 --> 00:11:17,242 It was a park near the studio. 268 00:11:17,276 --> 00:11:19,044 I can't believe he's gone. 269 00:11:19,078 --> 00:11:20,211 Well, you were his producer. 270 00:11:20,246 --> 00:11:21,680 You must've known he was going out there. 271 00:11:21,714 --> 00:11:23,314 I rarely knew what Lee was up to. 272 00:11:23,316 --> 00:11:25,383 He insisted on doing all of his own research. 273 00:11:25,418 --> 00:11:29,888 Can you think of anyone who would want to harm Lee? 274 00:11:29,922 --> 00:11:31,823 He made a career out of making people look like fools. 275 00:11:31,890 --> 00:11:33,758 Everyone he debunked probably wanted him dead. 276 00:11:33,793 --> 00:11:35,393 Believers in superstitions like these, 277 00:11:35,428 --> 00:11:36,761 they turn to illogical 278 00:11:36,796 --> 00:11:39,130 explanations as a way of deriving control 279 00:11:39,165 --> 00:11:40,782 in a frightening and uncertain world. 280 00:11:40,833 --> 00:11:44,736 They're nuts. That's a more succinct way of putting it. 281 00:11:44,770 --> 00:11:47,372 But when a person like that has his way of life challenged, 282 00:11:47,406 --> 00:11:49,908 becoming violent would not be surprising. 283 00:11:49,942 --> 00:11:52,977 You know, Lee was attacked once, by a dog. 284 00:11:53,012 --> 00:11:55,914 He debunked a dog? What-what was it pretending to be? 285 00:11:55,948 --> 00:11:57,215 He debunked a pet psychic. 286 00:11:57,249 --> 00:11:59,050 Oh. She lost a lot of clients. 287 00:11:59,085 --> 00:12:01,119 Um, one day Lee was coming out of the studio, 288 00:12:01,153 --> 00:12:03,421 and this dog just went for him. 289 00:12:03,456 --> 00:12:05,290 And the pet psychic was just across the street 290 00:12:05,324 --> 00:12:07,325 watching the whole thing. Was it her dog? 291 00:12:07,359 --> 00:12:09,127 She denied it, but why else would she be there? 292 00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:11,162 That mutt latched onto Lee's leg, 293 00:12:11,197 --> 00:12:14,399 he fell, broke his ankle, had to have surgery, 294 00:12:14,433 --> 00:12:16,634 and we couldn't even touch the psychic. 295 00:12:16,636 --> 00:12:19,671 When was this? Last year. 296 00:12:19,705 --> 00:12:20,839 Oh. But he insisted 297 00:12:20,873 --> 00:12:23,108 on re-running the episode two weeks ago. 298 00:12:23,142 --> 00:12:25,477 He disappeared right after that. 299 00:12:25,511 --> 00:12:28,079 I told him he should forget about her. 300 00:12:28,114 --> 00:12:32,150 She's a loon, but he wanted to go after her again. 301 00:12:37,723 --> 00:12:40,158 I've never seen bone damage like this before. Normally, 302 00:12:40,192 --> 00:12:42,861 puncture marks resulting from carnivorous scavenging 303 00:12:42,895 --> 00:12:44,863 are accompanied by pits 304 00:12:44,897 --> 00:12:46,331 in the cortical bone surfaces. 305 00:12:46,365 --> 00:12:48,333 Which are not in evidence. 306 00:12:48,367 --> 00:12:50,935 Mysteriously. 307 00:12:50,970 --> 00:12:52,737 So I'll analyze the wounds and try and establish 308 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,439 which were caused by small animals 309 00:12:54,473 --> 00:12:57,108 and which might have been caused by the chupacabra. 310 00:12:57,143 --> 00:13:00,211 You are not letting this chupacabra thing go, are you? 311 00:13:00,279 --> 00:13:02,180 I'd be skeptical if you told me 312 00:13:02,214 --> 00:13:05,350 that there was a venomous, egg-laying, duck-billed, 313 00:13:05,384 --> 00:13:06,951 beaver-tailed mammal, 314 00:13:06,986 --> 00:13:08,286 and yet, 315 00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:09,988 the platypus... 316 00:13:10,022 --> 00:13:13,024 it does exist. Uh... 317 00:13:13,058 --> 00:13:15,293 Mr. Nigel-Murray, do you need me to 318 00:13:15,327 --> 00:13:16,561 take that alcohol away from you? 319 00:13:16,595 --> 00:13:18,997 Oh! 320 00:13:19,098 --> 00:13:22,567 No, don't be absurd. This is, uh, 80% ethyl alcohol. 321 00:13:22,601 --> 00:13:25,403 I would most likely go blind if I were to drink this. 322 00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:27,572 If... yeah, yeah. Take it away from me? 323 00:13:27,606 --> 00:13:29,674 Yeah. Take the top. 324 00:13:30,276 --> 00:13:31,976 Dr. Saroyan. 325 00:13:32,011 --> 00:13:33,511 Sorry. 326 00:13:33,546 --> 00:13:36,748 I really need you to let me apologize to you. 327 00:13:36,782 --> 00:13:38,483 For my sobriety. 328 00:13:40,519 --> 00:13:43,021 Fine. Shoot. 329 00:13:43,055 --> 00:13:44,289 Thank you. 330 00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:48,860 I once went into your office, uh, when you weren't there, 331 00:13:48,894 --> 00:13:51,696 and I noticed that your desk drawer was open. 332 00:13:51,730 --> 00:13:53,531 And I saw a stack of grocery coupons 333 00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:55,233 from the Sunday paper. 334 00:13:55,267 --> 00:13:56,401 Okay. 335 00:13:56,435 --> 00:13:57,435 Continue. 336 00:13:57,469 --> 00:13:59,437 And I took some of the coupons. 337 00:13:59,471 --> 00:14:01,272 I took one, it was for a soda, 338 00:14:01,274 --> 00:14:03,708 and I took another one for a cheese snack, 339 00:14:03,742 --> 00:14:05,844 and the third was for a frozen fish dinner. 340 00:14:05,878 --> 00:14:07,579 Three coupons. 341 00:14:07,613 --> 00:14:10,081 Yeah. I was tipsy. 342 00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:12,984 I understand. 343 00:14:12,986 --> 00:14:15,186 And as long as that's it, I forgive you. 344 00:14:17,223 --> 00:14:18,756 What? 345 00:14:18,791 --> 00:14:22,126 I also told some mates from Paleontology that you and I, 346 00:14:22,161 --> 00:14:23,695 that we enjoyed 347 00:14:23,729 --> 00:14:27,866 a passionate and extremely gymnastic sexual relationship. 348 00:14:27,900 --> 00:14:30,301 What? Yes. I did... it's all true. 349 00:14:30,336 --> 00:14:32,303 I can't believe you did that. 350 00:14:32,338 --> 00:14:34,939 I-I-I know, I know, and I am deeply, deeply sorry. 351 00:14:34,974 --> 00:14:36,875 It was the hooch. 352 00:14:36,909 --> 00:14:42,113 Uh... oh, forget it. 353 00:14:42,147 --> 00:14:44,749 The injuries on the bones... I would like 354 00:14:44,767 --> 00:14:46,551 an explanation for them as soon as possible. 355 00:14:46,585 --> 00:14:49,454 One that will not be met with derision. 356 00:14:51,790 --> 00:14:54,092 I shouldn't have told her about the coupons. 357 00:14:54,126 --> 00:14:56,294 I think the victim 358 00:14:56,328 --> 00:15:00,298 is providing a valuable service by debunking these myths. 359 00:15:02,101 --> 00:15:04,168 Take a look at this. This is your proof. 360 00:15:04,203 --> 00:15:06,537 El gringo es el diablo! 361 00:15:06,605 --> 00:15:07,989 Oh, no, don't be angry at me. 362 00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:09,908 Your priest is the one who has tricked you. 363 00:15:09,942 --> 00:15:11,009 Look. 364 00:15:11,110 --> 00:15:13,795 I put up a hidden camera, 365 00:15:13,846 --> 00:15:15,780 and this is what it recorded last night. 366 00:15:15,814 --> 00:15:19,817 Your priest has rigged this statue to cry. 367 00:15:19,852 --> 00:15:22,420 You know, some of these segments 368 00:15:22,454 --> 00:15:25,022 that Coleman recorded used hidden cameras. 369 00:15:25,024 --> 00:15:26,357 He wouldn't need a camera crew. 370 00:15:26,392 --> 00:15:28,593 For his exposé on the chupacabra, 371 00:15:28,627 --> 00:15:30,862 he might have put up cameras. They could still be there. 372 00:15:30,896 --> 00:15:33,264 Exactly. I should watch this show. 373 00:15:33,299 --> 00:15:35,867 You know, not all miracles are fake, Bones. 374 00:15:35,869 --> 00:15:40,638 There's a reasonable explanation for all phenomenon. 375 00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:42,106 You know I saw a yeti. 376 00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:45,476 Don't be ridiculous. Yetis don't exist. 377 00:15:45,511 --> 00:15:48,112 I was in Nepal. 378 00:15:48,147 --> 00:15:50,615 Rangers have a secure training base there. 379 00:15:50,649 --> 00:15:52,317 I was doing field exercises, 380 00:15:52,334 --> 00:15:54,319 about to rendezvous with my platoon, 381 00:15:54,336 --> 00:15:56,754 and... I saw it. 382 00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:59,357 About 30, 35 feet in front of me. 383 00:15:59,391 --> 00:16:01,359 You were in the snow. 384 00:16:01,393 --> 00:16:04,329 In unfamiliar terrain, alone, 385 00:16:04,363 --> 00:16:05,697 hallucinations are common. 386 00:16:05,731 --> 00:16:07,365 It was over ten feet tall. 387 00:16:07,399 --> 00:16:10,168 It was huge. I looked straight in its eyes. 388 00:16:10,202 --> 00:16:12,837 I pointed my rifle at it, and it ran. 389 00:16:12,871 --> 00:16:14,839 This was no hallucination. Booth, 390 00:16:14,873 --> 00:16:16,040 I'm sure you thought... 391 00:16:16,075 --> 00:16:17,408 Okay, why don't you just trust me, here? 392 00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:19,110 Why can't you just use 393 00:16:19,177 --> 00:16:21,162 that brilliant scientific mind of yours 394 00:16:21,213 --> 00:16:24,365 and at least admit that the possibility 395 00:16:24,416 --> 00:16:26,384 of what I'm saying here is true? 396 00:16:26,418 --> 00:16:28,569 You-you're serious? 397 00:16:28,620 --> 00:16:31,322 Just forget it. You know, you talk a really good game, Bones, 398 00:16:31,357 --> 00:16:33,391 but when it comes down to it, you're no different 399 00:16:33,425 --> 00:16:34,625 than people who were certain 400 00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:36,227 that the Sun revolved around the Earth. 401 00:16:36,261 --> 00:16:38,396 That's not true. 402 00:16:48,073 --> 00:16:50,908 Well, I did some readings for Nancy Reagan. 403 00:16:50,943 --> 00:16:54,245 Her dog, a Cavalier King Charles spaniel, Rex... 404 00:16:54,279 --> 00:16:55,580 cute little thing... 405 00:16:55,614 --> 00:16:59,384 he had some issues with being in the public eye. 406 00:16:59,418 --> 00:17:00,585 You can understand. 407 00:17:00,602 --> 00:17:02,020 Sure, sure. 408 00:17:02,054 --> 00:17:04,022 Well, Hobart likes you. 409 00:17:04,056 --> 00:17:07,392 Thinks you have a kind and understanding face. 410 00:17:07,409 --> 00:17:08,960 Hobart? Hobart. 411 00:17:08,994 --> 00:17:11,429 Hello. Oh. 412 00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:13,064 Hello. 413 00:17:13,098 --> 00:17:14,932 Hobart looks like a very nice bird as well. 414 00:17:14,967 --> 00:17:16,134 I'm here to ask you about... 415 00:17:16,168 --> 00:17:18,436 Lee Coleman. I know. 416 00:17:18,470 --> 00:17:19,670 Horrible man. 417 00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:21,906 He has no idea how many animals he hurt 418 00:17:21,940 --> 00:17:23,608 by spreading those lies about me. 419 00:17:23,642 --> 00:17:24,642 You were angry about that. 420 00:17:24,727 --> 00:17:26,144 Well, we all were. 421 00:17:26,178 --> 00:17:27,745 Uh-huh. 422 00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:29,580 Well, he thought you were responsible 423 00:17:29,615 --> 00:17:30,982 for the dog attacking him. 424 00:17:31,016 --> 00:17:33,518 That's nonsense. 425 00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:35,153 Hadley acted on his own. 426 00:17:35,187 --> 00:17:36,387 Of course. 427 00:17:36,422 --> 00:17:39,190 But you were with Hadley when he attacked. 428 00:17:39,241 --> 00:17:40,558 I mean, you could've restrained him. 429 00:17:40,592 --> 00:17:42,293 Well, we were taking a walk, 430 00:17:42,327 --> 00:17:44,429 it all happened very fast. Hello. 431 00:17:44,463 --> 00:17:46,497 And he does regret the pain that he caused. 432 00:17:46,532 --> 00:17:48,833 He told you that? 433 00:17:48,851 --> 00:17:50,835 We communicated, yes. 434 00:17:50,853 --> 00:17:53,404 Two weeks ago, when Lee Coleman was killed, 435 00:17:53,439 --> 00:17:55,673 you were also in West Virginia, weren't you? 436 00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:58,409 Yes, I was seeing a client. A horse. 437 00:17:58,444 --> 00:18:01,946 He felt emotionally displaced because his owners got a pony. 438 00:18:01,980 --> 00:18:03,881 Well, the farmer who hired you 439 00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:05,983 said that you came and went on your own schedule. 440 00:18:06,018 --> 00:18:08,219 What are you implying? 441 00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:09,454 You're the psychic, Ms. Michaels. 442 00:18:09,488 --> 00:18:10,888 I'm sure you can figure it out. 443 00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:12,824 You know, your business was hurt. 444 00:18:12,858 --> 00:18:15,693 You felt humiliated and ridiculed. 445 00:18:15,727 --> 00:18:17,528 You wanted revenge. 446 00:18:17,563 --> 00:18:20,898 I did not kill that dreadful man. 447 00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,567 I was at the farm. 448 00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:24,685 Ask the horse. Or the chickens. 449 00:18:24,736 --> 00:18:26,404 They all saw me. 450 00:18:26,572 --> 00:18:28,139 Right. 451 00:18:28,173 --> 00:18:31,209 I am not crazy, Dr. Sweets. And I do want to help. 452 00:18:31,243 --> 00:18:35,179 I heard that you found a goat at the murder scene? 453 00:18:35,214 --> 00:18:36,681 If you want me to talk to him... 454 00:18:37,716 --> 00:18:41,118 Nah. No, thank you. But thank you. 455 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,453 Good-bye. 456 00:18:42,488 --> 00:18:43,955 I'm just going to leave. 457 00:18:43,989 --> 00:18:47,425 So if Coleman used a hidden camera out here, he probably 458 00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:49,861 would've had it aimed where the goat was tethered. 459 00:18:49,895 --> 00:18:52,597 You really had to volunteer us for this, huh? Yeah! 460 00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:54,932 Thought coming out to the woods would be nice, you know? 461 00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:56,300 Little fresh air. 462 00:18:56,335 --> 00:18:57,768 Honey, let me share something with you. 463 00:18:57,803 --> 00:18:59,570 There's a human growing inside me. 464 00:18:59,605 --> 00:19:02,707 Vegging on the couch and eating pints of mint-chip ice cream 465 00:19:02,741 --> 00:19:04,609 is all I actually want to do. 466 00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:06,744 Recent studies show that mothers 467 00:19:06,778 --> 00:19:08,646 who gain excess weight during pregnancy 468 00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:11,482 make their babies more prone to childhood obesity. 469 00:19:11,517 --> 00:19:13,551 Oh. That's interesting. 470 00:19:13,585 --> 00:19:15,219 I read a study that says that 471 00:19:15,254 --> 00:19:17,755 husbands who suggest their pregnant wives are fat 472 00:19:17,757 --> 00:19:20,091 are far more prone to being slugged by them. 473 00:19:20,125 --> 00:19:23,161 Right. Okay, then. 474 00:19:23,195 --> 00:19:24,462 Cameras. Yes. 475 00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:25,563 Cameras... 476 00:19:25,614 --> 00:19:28,065 So I watched the segments of Kill the Myth 477 00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:29,700 that Brennan sent, Uh-huh. 478 00:19:29,735 --> 00:19:32,303 Coleman always seems to use the same type of camera. 479 00:19:32,337 --> 00:19:34,739 It's a fixed-lens infrared 480 00:19:34,773 --> 00:19:36,073 surveillance camera, 481 00:19:36,108 --> 00:19:38,459 with a maximum focal length of 20 feet. 482 00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:42,747 So then, we should just measure a 20-foot perimeter 483 00:19:42,781 --> 00:19:45,616 from the stake, and then start searching. 484 00:19:45,651 --> 00:19:47,384 You know what I don't understand? 485 00:19:47,386 --> 00:19:48,619 What's that, babe? 486 00:19:48,654 --> 00:19:51,322 How come a creature whose name means "goat sucker" 487 00:19:51,356 --> 00:19:53,224 didn't suck the goat? 488 00:19:53,258 --> 00:19:56,794 'Cause there's no such thing as a chupacabra. 489 00:19:56,828 --> 00:19:58,396 Oh. This coming from the woman that believes 490 00:19:58,430 --> 00:19:59,830 the stars control our fates. 491 00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:01,799 Of course you're going to belittle astrology. 492 00:20:01,833 --> 00:20:02,934 You're a Virgo. 493 00:20:02,968 --> 00:20:05,336 Think I got something. 494 00:20:07,472 --> 00:20:09,440 Well, h-how are we going to get up there? 495 00:20:09,474 --> 00:20:10,808 It's just a little tree. 496 00:20:10,842 --> 00:20:14,278 Hey, babe, you're going to be a father. 497 00:20:14,313 --> 00:20:15,980 I don't want anything to happen to you. 498 00:20:16,014 --> 00:20:18,449 Okay, but please, please be careful. 499 00:20:18,483 --> 00:20:21,852 Okay. 500 00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:24,855 Got it. Hold on tight. 501 00:20:24,923 --> 00:20:27,858 All right, now I'm going to throw this down to you, okay? Yeah. 502 00:20:30,262 --> 00:20:34,198 Got it. Um, it looks like there's some water damage, 503 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,300 but I might be able to recover some data 504 00:20:36,335 --> 00:20:38,002 from the memory card. Uh-huh. 505 00:20:38,036 --> 00:20:41,205 If this timestamp is correct, 506 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,808 this was taken on the night that Lee Coleman was killed. 507 00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:48,846 He might have recorded his own murder. 508 00:20:57,455 --> 00:20:59,490 This is the original image 509 00:20:59,524 --> 00:21:02,026 of the damage done to the victim's ribs and torso. 510 00:21:02,060 --> 00:21:04,762 Now here I've eliminated all injuries 511 00:21:04,796 --> 00:21:06,897 caused from postmortem scavenging, 512 00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:10,201 leaving only the wounds incurred during the initial attack. 513 00:21:10,203 --> 00:21:11,535 What is this 514 00:21:11,570 --> 00:21:12,870 triangle? 515 00:21:12,904 --> 00:21:15,573 That is a bite mark. Presumably the result of 516 00:21:15,607 --> 00:21:19,477 two upper incisors and a single lower incisor. 517 00:21:19,578 --> 00:21:21,445 I'm not familiar with any animal 518 00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:23,080 with that configuration of teeth. 519 00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:25,249 Like that. 520 00:21:26,752 --> 00:21:28,686 Legend says that that is how 521 00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:31,088 the goat sucker drains blood from its prey. 522 00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:34,091 Hodgins is analyzing the swab from the injury site. 523 00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:35,559 We'll see what he comes up with 524 00:21:35,594 --> 00:21:37,762 that doesn't rely on legend. 525 00:21:37,796 --> 00:21:39,764 I'm-I'm very very sorry. 526 00:21:39,798 --> 00:21:42,133 Why? You've done more than satisfactory work. 527 00:21:42,167 --> 00:21:44,235 Oh! No, no, no, no. Um... 528 00:21:44,269 --> 00:21:47,138 As part of my recovery, uh, for drinking a lot, 529 00:21:47,172 --> 00:21:49,974 and having fun, I have to make amends. 530 00:21:50,008 --> 00:21:51,409 All right. What for? 531 00:21:51,443 --> 00:21:56,814 One night, I borrowed your iguana and wore it as a hat. 532 00:21:56,848 --> 00:21:58,749 At a party. 533 00:21:58,784 --> 00:22:01,385 Well, you must have taken care of him 534 00:22:01,403 --> 00:22:03,087 because I didn't see any damage. 535 00:22:03,121 --> 00:22:04,322 And also 536 00:22:04,356 --> 00:22:08,359 I have to apologize for spreading a rumor... 537 00:22:08,393 --> 00:22:10,594 that you and I were lovers. 538 00:22:12,030 --> 00:22:13,597 But it was nothing serious. 539 00:22:13,632 --> 00:22:14,899 We were on and off. 540 00:22:14,933 --> 00:22:17,435 We were just each other's sexual playthings. 541 00:22:17,469 --> 00:22:19,437 And please remember 542 00:22:19,471 --> 00:22:22,006 that I'm apologizing for things that I did 543 00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:23,741 when I was besotted with drink. 544 00:22:26,845 --> 00:22:28,512 Why are you laughing? 545 00:22:28,547 --> 00:22:32,116 Just the absurdity of you and I having... 546 00:22:34,386 --> 00:22:37,021 ...a sexual relationship of any kind. 547 00:22:37,055 --> 00:22:40,991 I mean, your-your friends must be very gullible. 548 00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:43,427 No, they're not. Not particularly. 549 00:22:43,462 --> 00:22:45,129 Then they must have been inebriated 550 00:22:45,163 --> 00:22:47,765 and incapable of rational thought. 551 00:22:47,799 --> 00:22:50,134 Stranger things have happened. 552 00:22:50,168 --> 00:22:52,203 I can't think of any. 553 00:22:52,237 --> 00:22:54,205 I mean, I would sooner 554 00:22:54,239 --> 00:22:57,307 confirm that the chupacabra was the cause 555 00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:58,843 of this man's death. 556 00:22:58,877 --> 00:23:02,279 I've been told that I'm an... I'm an excellent lover. 557 00:23:05,484 --> 00:23:07,518 So... 558 00:23:07,552 --> 00:23:10,121 It appears that I've hurt your feelings. 559 00:23:10,155 --> 00:23:14,425 No. No, no, it's-it's all part of the process, 560 00:23:14,459 --> 00:23:17,461 and I have to accept the consequences of my actions 561 00:23:17,496 --> 00:23:18,896 as part of my recovery. 562 00:23:18,930 --> 00:23:21,599 Then I'm glad that I could help. 563 00:23:21,633 --> 00:23:23,834 I must say that I'm impressed that you were able 564 00:23:23,902 --> 00:23:26,470 to get my iguana to stay on top of your head. 565 00:23:26,505 --> 00:23:29,173 I'm clever with ribbons. 566 00:23:32,878 --> 00:23:34,011 Here you go. 567 00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:37,715 I'm so sorry to bother you, Agent Booth, 568 00:23:37,749 --> 00:23:40,251 but I really need to talk to you about Lee Coleman's murder. 569 00:23:40,285 --> 00:23:41,685 Sure. Come on in. No problem. 570 00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:42,853 Have a seat. 571 00:23:42,921 --> 00:23:44,922 I started thinking 572 00:23:44,956 --> 00:23:47,925 that if someone killed Lee, I could be next. 573 00:23:47,959 --> 00:23:49,560 You? Maybe I'm crazy, 574 00:23:49,594 --> 00:23:51,128 But before I produced Lee's show 575 00:23:51,163 --> 00:23:53,030 I worked with a man named Terry Bemis. 576 00:23:53,064 --> 00:23:54,565 Okay, who is Terry Bemis? 577 00:23:54,599 --> 00:23:56,333 He had a show on the Wilderness Network: 578 00:23:56,368 --> 00:23:57,818 Seeing Is Believing. 579 00:23:57,869 --> 00:24:00,070 He's probably the most famous cryptozoologist in the country. 580 00:24:00,105 --> 00:24:03,207 That's very impressive, but I don't know what that means. 581 00:24:03,241 --> 00:24:05,676 Cryptozoology is the study of hidden animals. 582 00:24:05,710 --> 00:24:07,912 Animals whose very existence is in doubt. 583 00:24:07,946 --> 00:24:09,747 Oh, right. Like the chupacabra? 584 00:24:09,781 --> 00:24:13,451 Yes, sure but also various sea animals 585 00:24:13,485 --> 00:24:15,753 who have actually been found and confirmed. 586 00:24:15,787 --> 00:24:18,322 Look, the point is that Lee got Terry booted off 587 00:24:18,356 --> 00:24:19,590 the Wilderness Network. 588 00:24:19,624 --> 00:24:22,026 Oh, so you left crypto guy and you went with Lee. 589 00:24:22,060 --> 00:24:24,295 Yes. The network wanted me to. 590 00:24:24,329 --> 00:24:26,797 Terry was very angry, as you would expect. 591 00:24:26,865 --> 00:24:28,299 He started making threats, 592 00:24:28,333 --> 00:24:30,034 which I didn't believe at the time. 593 00:24:30,135 --> 00:24:33,938 But I did get this e-mail yesterday. 594 00:24:33,972 --> 00:24:35,272 "Heard about Lee. 595 00:24:35,307 --> 00:24:37,908 "Some people get what they deserve, I guess. 596 00:24:37,943 --> 00:24:40,878 Wonder how things will turn out for you?" 597 00:24:40,912 --> 00:24:42,947 Do you know where 598 00:24:42,981 --> 00:24:44,415 I can find Terry Bemis now? 599 00:24:44,449 --> 00:24:46,217 Where else? 600 00:24:46,219 --> 00:24:47,451 Public Access. 601 00:24:51,273 --> 00:24:53,157 This is the footage from the hidden camera 602 00:24:53,191 --> 00:24:54,625 we found in the tree. 603 00:24:54,659 --> 00:24:58,062 My goat friend and I have been waiting here for eight hours. 604 00:24:58,096 --> 00:25:00,598 The only thing we've been attacked by are mosquitoes. 605 00:25:00,632 --> 00:25:02,833 Which is strange, because if these woods 606 00:25:02,868 --> 00:25:06,203 are supposedly riddled with chupacabra, 607 00:25:06,205 --> 00:25:09,139 you would expect at least one of them to jump on 608 00:25:09,207 --> 00:25:12,443 the only goat within a hundred mile radius. 609 00:25:12,477 --> 00:25:13,978 What he's saying makes sense, 610 00:25:14,012 --> 00:25:15,579 but he's really unlikable. 611 00:25:15,614 --> 00:25:17,915 The sun's gonna be up soon, 612 00:25:17,949 --> 00:25:21,552 and since these creatures are supposedly nocturnal, 613 00:25:21,586 --> 00:25:26,924 Billy Goat Gruff and I might as well call it a night. 614 00:25:26,958 --> 00:25:28,392 Nothing for us there. 615 00:25:28,426 --> 00:25:30,394 That's what I thought at first, too, 616 00:25:30,428 --> 00:25:31,529 but check this out. 617 00:25:31,563 --> 00:25:34,114 Okay, here it is. 618 00:25:34,165 --> 00:25:35,266 What? 619 00:25:35,300 --> 00:25:37,968 Look at the goat's ears just before 620 00:25:37,970 --> 00:25:39,303 Coleman shuts off the camera. 621 00:25:41,439 --> 00:25:43,807 Oh, wow, he heard something. 622 00:25:43,842 --> 00:25:45,676 Mm-hmm. Something Coleman didn't hear. 623 00:25:45,744 --> 00:25:47,144 Can you work some sort of audio magic, 624 00:25:47,178 --> 00:25:48,645 see if you can pick it up? 625 00:25:48,647 --> 00:25:49,847 Yeah, it's worth a try. 626 00:26:05,130 --> 00:26:07,264 Did a GC Mass Spec on the swab results 627 00:26:07,299 --> 00:26:08,566 from our little triangular bite. 628 00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:10,834 I expected to find saliva, but instead I got that. 629 00:26:10,869 --> 00:26:15,105 "Bisphenol A, diethyl propane and amorphous silica." 630 00:26:15,173 --> 00:26:16,507 What is that? 631 00:26:16,541 --> 00:26:18,142 No clue, but as much as it pains me to say, 632 00:26:18,176 --> 00:26:20,077 it's probably not chupacabra spit. 633 00:26:20,111 --> 00:26:21,412 Did you I.D. the dermis 634 00:26:21,446 --> 00:26:22,913 and those needles we found on the body? 635 00:26:22,948 --> 00:26:24,281 Yeah, I did. The reptile scales 636 00:26:24,316 --> 00:26:26,584 belonged to Ctenosaura pectinata; 637 00:26:26,618 --> 00:26:28,385 or Mexican spiny-tailed iguana, 638 00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:31,789 and the needles, the needles were from a wild boar. 639 00:26:31,823 --> 00:26:32,957 Are those rare? 640 00:26:32,991 --> 00:26:34,725 No, not anywhere you can buy a hairbrush. 641 00:26:34,727 --> 00:26:37,561 This seems to be shaping up to be nothing more than a hoax. 642 00:26:37,596 --> 00:26:38,862 Don't sound so sad. 643 00:26:38,897 --> 00:26:40,497 Do you really want to live in a world 644 00:26:40,532 --> 00:26:41,665 where chupacabras roam free? 645 00:26:41,700 --> 00:26:43,300 Yes, I really do. 646 00:26:48,239 --> 00:26:50,808 So, our friend the animal psychic has an alibi. 647 00:26:50,842 --> 00:26:52,476 Don't tell me. 648 00:26:52,494 --> 00:26:55,479 She was feeding a flock of pigeons in the park, 649 00:26:55,497 --> 00:26:57,247 and they're all willing to testify. 650 00:26:57,249 --> 00:26:59,850 Close. Counseling a horse. I was making a joke. 651 00:26:59,884 --> 00:27:01,819 I know. Still, just afraid of driving off the road. 652 00:27:01,853 --> 00:27:03,053 You know, great. 653 00:27:03,088 --> 00:27:05,489 Anyway, the horse's owner placed her on the farm. 654 00:27:05,523 --> 00:27:08,592 Oh. 655 00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:10,027 I did some research. 656 00:27:10,029 --> 00:27:10,995 Really? 657 00:27:11,029 --> 00:27:12,930 The tracks you saw in Nepal 658 00:27:12,964 --> 00:27:14,398 are easily explained. 659 00:27:14,432 --> 00:27:17,067 I believe they were the tracks of smaller animals 660 00:27:17,102 --> 00:27:18,602 widened by the afternoon sun. 661 00:27:18,637 --> 00:27:20,270 I didn't see just tracks. 662 00:27:20,305 --> 00:27:22,239 I saw the Abominable Snowman himself, hmm? 663 00:27:22,273 --> 00:27:24,441 Hmm. He looked at me, and I looked at him. 664 00:27:24,476 --> 00:27:26,844 I believe you saw what you say you saw. 665 00:27:26,945 --> 00:27:28,278 But you believe it was a hallucination. 666 00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:29,780 No, I believe you actually saw it. 667 00:27:29,847 --> 00:27:30,681 Ah. A yeti? 668 00:27:30,715 --> 00:27:32,583 No. 669 00:27:32,617 --> 00:27:36,587 What you saw was Ursus arctos isabellinus. 670 00:27:36,621 --> 00:27:39,890 They're usually red or sandy in color, 671 00:27:39,924 --> 00:27:42,126 but the one you saw was covered in ice. 672 00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:44,395 A seven-foot-tall bear covered in ice? 673 00:27:44,429 --> 00:27:47,047 Yes. Ursus arctos makes this sound 674 00:27:47,098 --> 00:27:48,966 much like a human being grunting. 675 00:27:49,050 --> 00:27:51,068 You did a lot of work on this. 676 00:27:51,102 --> 00:27:52,503 Yes. 677 00:27:52,537 --> 00:27:55,072 I believe you saw exactly what you say you saw. 678 00:27:55,106 --> 00:27:57,041 You're simply calling it by the wrong name. 679 00:27:57,075 --> 00:27:59,076 Ah, thank you, Bones. I appreciate you, you know, 680 00:27:59,177 --> 00:28:00,744 giving me the benefit of the doubt. 681 00:28:00,779 --> 00:28:02,212 You're welcome. 682 00:28:09,654 --> 00:28:11,572 Okay, look, this guy has got two motives, okay. 683 00:28:11,623 --> 00:28:13,857 One, revenge for getting booted to Public Access, 684 00:28:13,892 --> 00:28:15,692 and two, he earns a living 685 00:28:15,694 --> 00:28:16,960 talking about mythical animals. 686 00:28:16,995 --> 00:28:19,430 Also, he'd be an expert at faking a chupacabra attack. 687 00:28:19,464 --> 00:28:22,366 Three, two, one. 688 00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:24,501 I received word this week that there was a sighting 689 00:28:24,602 --> 00:28:28,005 of one of the most elusive cryptids: 690 00:28:28,106 --> 00:28:31,442 the Bukit Timah Monkey Man, 691 00:28:31,476 --> 00:28:35,145 an immortal hominid that lives in the forests of Singapore. 692 00:28:36,347 --> 00:28:39,249 What more proof do you need? 693 00:28:39,284 --> 00:28:41,585 Well, this is a treat. 694 00:28:41,603 --> 00:28:44,455 It looks like we're being joined today by one 695 00:28:44,489 --> 00:28:48,158 of the many celebrity guest scientist who frequently appear 696 00:28:48,193 --> 00:28:49,693 on Seeing Is Believing. 697 00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:53,530 Forensic anthropologist Dr. Temperance Brennan is here. 698 00:28:53,565 --> 00:28:55,365 Please, join me, Doctor. 699 00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:58,268 Kevin, get a chair! 700 00:28:58,303 --> 00:28:59,470 Should I go? 701 00:28:59,504 --> 00:29:03,023 Why not? It's not like anybody's watching. 702 00:29:03,074 --> 00:29:04,408 Hello. 703 00:29:04,426 --> 00:29:07,077 Bup-up-up-up-up! 704 00:29:07,112 --> 00:29:08,479 Hello! Welcome. Thank you. 705 00:29:08,513 --> 00:29:11,415 It is always a pleasure 706 00:29:11,449 --> 00:29:14,785 to meet a fellow scientist. 707 00:29:14,819 --> 00:29:17,788 I do not accept the premise that cryptozoology is a science. 708 00:29:17,822 --> 00:29:19,123 I would point out 709 00:29:19,157 --> 00:29:22,559 that every major advance in the history of science 710 00:29:22,594 --> 00:29:26,330 was at first dismissed as fairy tale or pseudoscience. 711 00:29:26,364 --> 00:29:28,298 Cryptozoologists begin with a conclusion 712 00:29:28,333 --> 00:29:30,634 and then work backwards to prove it. 713 00:29:30,668 --> 00:29:31,869 That is not science. 714 00:29:31,903 --> 00:29:34,004 That's the opposite of science. 715 00:29:34,038 --> 00:29:37,708 I'm sorry, did you just come here to insult me and my work? 716 00:29:37,742 --> 00:29:40,177 No, I came here because you're a suspect 717 00:29:40,211 --> 00:29:41,712 in the murder of Lee Coleman. 718 00:29:43,515 --> 00:29:45,616 And we'll be right back. 719 00:29:49,921 --> 00:29:52,356 So now I have to talk to a shrink? 720 00:29:52,390 --> 00:29:54,792 Why, because I believe there are creatures 721 00:29:54,826 --> 00:29:56,760 the scientific community doesn't accept? 722 00:29:56,795 --> 00:29:59,396 No, no, I think this has more to do 723 00:29:59,430 --> 00:30:01,632 with the e-mail you sent to Ms. Tweed. 724 00:30:01,666 --> 00:30:02,900 It was an e-mail! 725 00:30:03,001 --> 00:30:04,101 A piece of paper. 726 00:30:04,135 --> 00:30:05,969 Not even... until it was printed. 727 00:30:06,004 --> 00:30:07,671 The FBI sees it as a threat. 728 00:30:07,705 --> 00:30:10,107 So I'm here to try and understand why you sent it. 729 00:30:10,141 --> 00:30:12,509 I was angry that I lost my show. 730 00:30:12,544 --> 00:30:14,611 I'm sorry. Look, 731 00:30:14,646 --> 00:30:16,814 I know people think I'm a little off 732 00:30:16,848 --> 00:30:18,282 because of my field of study. 733 00:30:18,316 --> 00:30:21,819 Oh, no. I mean, I study the human mind, okay, so I can 734 00:30:21,853 --> 00:30:24,254 definitely confirm that there are many mysteries out there 735 00:30:24,322 --> 00:30:26,190 that are very difficult to explain. 736 00:30:26,224 --> 00:30:27,925 Yes. Right, yes. 737 00:30:27,959 --> 00:30:30,627 And you had a forum on the Wilderness Channel 738 00:30:30,662 --> 00:30:31,895 to educate people. 739 00:30:31,930 --> 00:30:34,064 I was gonna get a publishing deal and everything. 740 00:30:34,098 --> 00:30:35,599 To distribute your findings. 741 00:30:35,633 --> 00:30:38,268 I could have legitimized cryptozoology. 742 00:30:38,336 --> 00:30:40,103 You must have been very angry. 743 00:30:40,138 --> 00:30:44,474 The son of a bitch destroyed my life and he took my producer. 744 00:30:44,509 --> 00:30:46,877 I'm on a community college station now. 745 00:30:46,911 --> 00:30:49,446 My show airs at 2:00 in the morning. 746 00:30:49,547 --> 00:30:51,381 How would you feel? 747 00:30:51,449 --> 00:30:52,382 Angry. 748 00:30:52,450 --> 00:30:54,418 Mmm. 749 00:30:54,452 --> 00:30:56,587 Not angry enough to kill someone. 750 00:30:56,621 --> 00:30:58,689 I didn't kill him. 751 00:30:58,723 --> 00:31:00,224 I didn't have to. 752 00:31:00,258 --> 00:31:02,092 The chupacabra beat me to it. 753 00:31:02,126 --> 00:31:04,595 Coleman had such disdain for my work. 754 00:31:04,629 --> 00:31:07,964 But I bet he believed in that creature 755 00:31:07,966 --> 00:31:10,601 as it was killing him. 756 00:31:12,637 --> 00:31:16,106 The FBI's convinced that the whole attack was faked, 757 00:31:16,140 --> 00:31:18,809 that there's no such thing as a chupacabra. 758 00:31:20,845 --> 00:31:23,180 There's ample literature that proves otherwise. 759 00:31:23,214 --> 00:31:25,415 Is this your own self-published literature we're talking about? 760 00:31:25,450 --> 00:31:26,783 It doesn't matter. 761 00:31:26,785 --> 00:31:29,553 With all the media frenzy over Coleman's death, 762 00:31:29,587 --> 00:31:31,989 those woods are like Grand Central Station. 763 00:31:32,023 --> 00:31:35,125 I'm sure the chupacabra has long since fled. 764 00:31:35,159 --> 00:31:39,630 It's like the Loch Ness fiasco all over again. 765 00:31:39,664 --> 00:31:41,131 Yeah, possibly. 766 00:31:41,165 --> 00:31:43,333 Uh, but the forensics team is combing though 767 00:31:43,335 --> 00:31:45,068 all of the evidence. 768 00:31:45,086 --> 00:31:47,738 So I'm sure they'll find the truth. 769 00:31:47,805 --> 00:31:49,606 That's what you want, isn't it? 770 00:31:49,608 --> 00:31:52,909 The truth? 771 00:31:55,914 --> 00:32:00,183 So I stripped away the audio track with Coleman's voice 772 00:32:00,218 --> 00:32:01,852 and I amplified the background noise. 773 00:32:03,621 --> 00:32:04,821 You just turned up the volume. 774 00:32:04,856 --> 00:32:05,889 I could've done that. 775 00:32:05,924 --> 00:32:07,958 I'm sorry. Uh, do I just say, 776 00:32:07,992 --> 00:32:10,661 "You look at gooey stuff all day. I could do that"? 777 00:32:10,695 --> 00:32:12,629 I also used 778 00:32:12,664 --> 00:32:15,365 a multiband digital noise gate to remove the ambient sounds 779 00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:16,867 and I reconstituted the compressed information 780 00:32:16,934 --> 00:32:19,469 above the Nyquist frequency. Okay? 781 00:32:19,504 --> 00:32:21,872 I think you've made your point, yes. 782 00:32:21,906 --> 00:32:24,474 This is what we have left. 783 00:32:30,615 --> 00:32:31,882 They both sound animal-like. 784 00:32:31,916 --> 00:32:33,450 Yeah, well, the first one is. 785 00:32:33,484 --> 00:32:36,253 I've identified it as the mating call of a whitetail deer. 786 00:32:36,304 --> 00:32:37,421 And the second sound? 787 00:32:37,455 --> 00:32:39,356 Well, I haven't cracked that one yet. 788 00:32:39,390 --> 00:32:41,224 It sounds like an animal, 789 00:32:41,242 --> 00:32:44,661 but look at it on the EQ visualiser. 790 00:32:45,997 --> 00:32:47,331 It has a recurring 791 00:32:47,365 --> 00:32:50,233 consistent pattern that suggests it's mechanical. 792 00:32:50,268 --> 00:32:51,668 I'm gonna run it through 793 00:32:51,703 --> 00:32:53,236 the Jeffersonian's audio database 794 00:32:53,271 --> 00:32:54,571 and check for matches. 795 00:32:54,605 --> 00:32:56,506 Oh! We have an audio database? 796 00:32:56,541 --> 00:32:58,575 Yeah, we sure do. 797 00:32:58,609 --> 00:33:01,878 It has over 35 million sounds. Check this out. 798 00:33:01,913 --> 00:33:03,680 So this is an Italian man sneezing. 799 00:33:06,451 --> 00:33:08,452 This is the engine of an old Model T. 800 00:33:11,656 --> 00:33:13,023 How about an F3 tornado? 801 00:33:16,060 --> 00:33:17,928 Here's a raisin falling in milk. 802 00:33:19,964 --> 00:33:22,232 Did someone just drop a raisin into some milk? 803 00:33:22,266 --> 00:33:24,167 Sorry to interrupt. 804 00:33:24,202 --> 00:33:27,704 There's something that I need to show you, Dr. Saroyan. 805 00:33:27,739 --> 00:33:29,139 No confessions? 806 00:33:29,173 --> 00:33:31,942 I confess, no. 807 00:33:34,112 --> 00:33:36,279 I sorted through the dentition of dozens 808 00:33:36,314 --> 00:33:37,581 of carnivorous animals, 809 00:33:37,615 --> 00:33:39,516 and I finally found a match 810 00:33:39,550 --> 00:33:41,852 to the puncture wounds on the victim's ribs. 811 00:33:41,886 --> 00:33:45,922 They are consistent with the bite of a black bear. 812 00:33:45,957 --> 00:33:47,724 A black bear? Yes. 813 00:33:47,759 --> 00:33:50,160 And also, when I looked back at the X-rays, 814 00:33:50,194 --> 00:33:51,561 I noticed a uniform separation 815 00:33:51,596 --> 00:33:53,230 of the bones in the joints 816 00:33:53,264 --> 00:33:56,333 of both ankles, totally even. 817 00:33:56,367 --> 00:33:57,634 And that's odd. 818 00:33:57,668 --> 00:34:00,137 I also found evidence of abrasions 819 00:34:00,171 --> 00:34:01,638 on the tissue left on the ankles. 820 00:34:01,672 --> 00:34:04,007 And look at this. 821 00:34:04,042 --> 00:34:07,344 The cervical and lumbar vertebrae 822 00:34:07,378 --> 00:34:08,612 appear to be separated. 823 00:34:08,646 --> 00:34:10,146 This is all consistent 824 00:34:10,148 --> 00:34:12,282 with him being hung upside down by his ankles. 825 00:34:12,316 --> 00:34:13,917 Which would explain the abrasions. 826 00:34:13,951 --> 00:34:15,452 Of course. His blood wasn't sucked out 827 00:34:15,486 --> 00:34:16,653 by some mythical creature. 828 00:34:16,687 --> 00:34:18,655 It was drained 829 00:34:18,689 --> 00:34:20,190 using the same method employed by hunters. 830 00:34:20,224 --> 00:34:22,826 Remember that chemical compound I found in the bite mark? 831 00:34:22,860 --> 00:34:25,996 Bisphenol A, diethyl propane and amorphous silica. 832 00:34:26,030 --> 00:34:27,864 Dude, this isn't Jeopardy! 833 00:34:27,899 --> 00:34:29,499 I finally figured out 834 00:34:29,534 --> 00:34:31,334 what contained those three chemicals. 835 00:34:31,369 --> 00:34:33,603 Jaw Jelly. 836 00:34:34,906 --> 00:34:39,376 Jaw Jelly is a one-part gel adhesive used by taxidermists 837 00:34:39,410 --> 00:34:41,178 to create a "wet look" in the mouths 838 00:34:41,212 --> 00:34:42,662 of animals they've mounted. 839 00:34:42,713 --> 00:34:44,281 Are you thinking of taking up taxidermy? 840 00:34:44,315 --> 00:34:46,516 No, this is relevant to the case. 841 00:34:46,584 --> 00:34:49,018 I believe the bite marks to Coleman's ribs 842 00:34:49,087 --> 00:34:51,655 came from a taxidermied bear. 843 00:34:51,689 --> 00:34:53,957 Right, so he was killed by a stuffed animal? 844 00:34:53,975 --> 00:34:57,894 Whoever simulated this attack used a bear tooth 845 00:34:57,995 --> 00:35:00,430 to imitate the tripartite incisor pattern 846 00:35:00,498 --> 00:35:01,898 ascribed to a chupacabra. 847 00:35:01,933 --> 00:35:03,700 And I know where we can find a stuffed bear. 848 00:35:07,305 --> 00:35:09,506 It's a lot busier here than it was. 849 00:35:09,540 --> 00:35:11,341 Well, it looks like a monster attack 850 00:35:11,375 --> 00:35:12,742 is what this place needed, eh? 851 00:35:12,777 --> 00:35:15,779 Look at that. $159 a night now. 852 00:35:17,381 --> 00:35:19,282 - Come on, hurry. - Slow down. 853 00:35:19,317 --> 00:35:20,584 That's a bear. 854 00:35:26,407 --> 00:35:29,259 One of the bear's incisors has been removed. 855 00:35:29,326 --> 00:35:31,060 I can use the corresponding incisors 856 00:35:31,129 --> 00:35:34,131 to confirm that the tooth used to stab Coleman 857 00:35:34,165 --> 00:35:35,365 came from this bear. 858 00:35:35,399 --> 00:35:36,700 I expect nothing less. 859 00:35:36,734 --> 00:35:38,735 Back again? 860 00:35:38,769 --> 00:35:40,604 Yeah. Wow, business really is booming, isn't it? 861 00:35:40,638 --> 00:35:43,039 Well, I hate that it came on the back 862 00:35:43,074 --> 00:35:45,342 of Mr. Coleman's misfortune, but I'm grateful for the guests. 863 00:35:45,376 --> 00:35:47,277 Can I see your hands? My hands? 864 00:35:47,311 --> 00:35:48,678 Yeah, you know, the things 865 00:35:48,746 --> 00:35:50,213 at the end of your arms there. Your hands. 866 00:35:50,248 --> 00:35:52,182 Look at that. Rope burns. 867 00:35:52,216 --> 00:35:55,051 It's what happens when you hoist animals up to drain their blood. 868 00:35:55,053 --> 00:35:56,586 Isn't that right, Randy? 869 00:36:04,662 --> 00:36:05,962 A psychologist? 870 00:36:05,997 --> 00:36:08,098 It's my job to determine whether you're capable 871 00:36:08,132 --> 00:36:09,599 of murdering and mutilating a human being. 872 00:36:09,634 --> 00:36:11,535 A guy would have to be crazy 873 00:36:11,569 --> 00:36:13,170 to do something like that, right? 874 00:36:13,204 --> 00:36:14,371 What do you think? 875 00:36:14,405 --> 00:36:16,272 Yeah, I guess so. I'm not crazy. 876 00:36:16,274 --> 00:36:18,108 So I guess I couldn't have done it. 877 00:36:18,110 --> 00:36:20,810 Our people did find Lee Coleman's epithelial cells 878 00:36:20,845 --> 00:36:23,380 on the rope in your supply closet. 879 00:36:23,414 --> 00:36:25,549 Rope burns on your hands and vestiges 880 00:36:25,583 --> 00:36:27,484 of your DNA on the rope. Can you explain that? 881 00:36:27,518 --> 00:36:29,786 I didn't kill him. I'm not crazy. 882 00:36:29,820 --> 00:36:31,087 All right, you just said that 883 00:36:31,122 --> 00:36:32,789 as though you know who did kill him. 884 00:36:32,823 --> 00:36:34,224 I did? 885 00:36:34,258 --> 00:36:35,792 Yes. Do you know who killed him? 886 00:36:35,826 --> 00:36:37,627 No. How would I? 887 00:36:38,596 --> 00:36:40,630 All right. 888 00:36:42,099 --> 00:36:42,966 What are you writing? 889 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:44,484 Hmm? Oh, don't worry. 890 00:36:44,535 --> 00:36:46,136 I just advise the FBI. 891 00:36:46,138 --> 00:36:50,240 I don't actually decide who's arrested and tried for murder. 892 00:36:50,274 --> 00:36:51,741 So what are you telling them? 893 00:36:51,776 --> 00:36:53,343 I am advising them 894 00:36:53,377 --> 00:36:55,078 that in my professional opinion, you're lying. 895 00:36:55,112 --> 00:36:57,747 That and the rope and the skin cells... 896 00:36:57,782 --> 00:36:59,382 they'll probably arrest you. 897 00:36:59,417 --> 00:37:00,417 You'll be needing a lawyer. 898 00:37:00,451 --> 00:37:03,019 All right, thank you for your time. 899 00:37:03,054 --> 00:37:04,654 Wait. 900 00:37:06,524 --> 00:37:08,124 I-I didn't kill the guy, 901 00:37:08,159 --> 00:37:10,660 but I did the rest. 902 00:37:11,812 --> 00:37:13,029 The rest? 903 00:37:13,064 --> 00:37:15,865 Yeah, the draining of the blood, the heart. 904 00:37:15,900 --> 00:37:17,801 Yes, I did that stuff. 905 00:37:17,835 --> 00:37:19,135 Why? 906 00:37:19,170 --> 00:37:21,004 I came across the body. 907 00:37:21,038 --> 00:37:22,505 Since he was already dead, 908 00:37:22,540 --> 00:37:25,075 I thought if it looked like he was killed by the chupacabra, 909 00:37:25,109 --> 00:37:28,979 then he wouldn't have died in vain. 910 00:37:29,013 --> 00:37:31,681 You know, most people who find a corpse in the woods, 911 00:37:31,716 --> 00:37:33,183 they call the police. 912 00:37:33,185 --> 00:37:35,719 The lodge is in debt, I was gonna lose it. 913 00:37:35,753 --> 00:37:37,887 Coleman was my best chance at saving my business. 914 00:37:37,922 --> 00:37:39,122 That's not crazy, is it? 915 00:37:39,156 --> 00:37:41,191 Exactly how did you fake the attack? 916 00:37:43,027 --> 00:37:45,795 Took the bear tooth and made the bite marks with it. 917 00:37:45,830 --> 00:37:48,665 Spread some insecticide around to make it smell like sulfur. 918 00:37:48,667 --> 00:37:50,700 And then you tore out his heart 919 00:37:50,735 --> 00:37:53,236 and hung him up to drain the blood? 920 00:37:53,271 --> 00:37:54,871 But I didn't shoot the guy. 921 00:37:54,905 --> 00:37:57,674 Nobody said anything about shooting. 922 00:37:57,708 --> 00:38:00,477 Well, I just meant... 923 00:38:00,511 --> 00:38:01,978 Who did? Who shot him? 924 00:38:02,013 --> 00:38:03,313 It wasn't me. 925 00:38:03,347 --> 00:38:05,849 I didn't even have the heart to kill the goat. 926 00:38:05,883 --> 00:38:07,017 Where's the bullet? 927 00:38:10,387 --> 00:38:13,623 I buried it with the heart. 928 00:38:13,658 --> 00:38:18,328 Since I didn't kill the guy, that's not so bad, is it? 929 00:38:18,362 --> 00:38:20,430 No, it's bad. It's very bad, Randy. 930 00:38:24,635 --> 00:38:26,636 Very bad. 931 00:38:32,576 --> 00:38:34,044 You wanted to see me? 932 00:38:34,078 --> 00:38:36,579 Yeah, I want to show you something on the rope. 933 00:38:36,614 --> 00:38:39,082 Oh. Oh, good. 934 00:38:39,116 --> 00:38:41,318 What? You seem nervous. 935 00:38:41,352 --> 00:38:43,653 Truth be told, I thought that you might be upset 936 00:38:43,688 --> 00:38:46,723 that I told the world I was sleeping with your wife. 937 00:38:46,757 --> 00:38:49,626 Vincent, you were drunk. Come on. I understand. 938 00:38:49,660 --> 00:38:51,328 Oh. Oh, wonderful. 939 00:38:51,362 --> 00:38:53,163 Okay, the rope. 940 00:38:53,197 --> 00:38:55,598 Yeah, yeah, just take a look at the epithelial cells 941 00:38:55,633 --> 00:38:57,767 through the microscope. Mm-hmm. 942 00:38:57,802 --> 00:38:59,836 They look no different than before to me. 943 00:39:01,839 --> 00:39:05,508 Hmm. Yeah, that's-that's what I thought, too, 944 00:39:05,543 --> 00:39:09,279 so I was just... I was just... checking. Thanks. 945 00:39:09,313 --> 00:39:10,947 Oh, no, no, you're welcome. 946 00:39:10,981 --> 00:39:13,550 And you're absolutely sure that you're okay 947 00:39:13,651 --> 00:39:15,452 with this whole Angela business? 948 00:39:15,486 --> 00:39:17,020 Do you really think I'm that petty? 949 00:39:17,054 --> 00:39:19,322 No, no, of course not. 950 00:39:20,358 --> 00:39:21,758 Thank you. Mm-hmm. 951 00:39:26,130 --> 00:39:29,833 You are a kind and understanding man, Dr. Hodgins. 952 00:39:29,867 --> 00:39:31,468 Aw... 953 00:39:38,008 --> 00:39:41,478 So this is the mating call of a whitetail deer. 954 00:39:41,512 --> 00:39:44,314 And this is the first sound on the tape again. 955 00:39:47,318 --> 00:39:48,318 That's not a match. 956 00:39:48,352 --> 00:39:50,186 'Cause it's not a real deer. 957 00:39:50,221 --> 00:39:52,155 So I went back in the audio database. 958 00:39:52,189 --> 00:39:53,623 This is the sound... 959 00:39:54,658 --> 00:39:56,159 ...of a man-made deer call. 960 00:39:56,193 --> 00:39:57,660 That's a match. 961 00:39:57,695 --> 00:40:00,263 What about the second sound? 962 00:40:00,297 --> 00:40:03,032 A motorcycle? 963 00:40:03,067 --> 00:40:05,201 Actually, it's a gas-powered four-stroke engine. 964 00:40:05,236 --> 00:40:06,803 An all-terrain vehicle 965 00:40:06,837 --> 00:40:08,872 like the kind they had at the lodge. 966 00:40:08,906 --> 00:40:10,974 So someone was out hunting. 967 00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:44,891 ♪ If I go out tonight ♪ 968 00:40:44,942 --> 00:40:48,578 ♪ To keep in touch with the best of them ♪ 969 00:40:48,612 --> 00:40:51,881 ♪ What am I giving up, trading in... ♪ 970 00:40:51,916 --> 00:40:53,349 She shot him accidentally? 971 00:40:53,384 --> 00:40:55,385 Well, she actually said it was his own fault 972 00:40:55,419 --> 00:40:57,587 for not wearing an orange vest in the woods. 973 00:40:57,621 --> 00:40:59,255 This is why I'm against hunting. 974 00:40:59,290 --> 00:41:00,523 Not because of Bambi? 975 00:41:00,558 --> 00:41:02,859 All right, mostly because of Bambi. 976 00:41:02,893 --> 00:41:04,394 Melissa told Randy what happened, 977 00:41:04,396 --> 00:41:06,462 and he used it to his own advantage. 978 00:41:06,464 --> 00:41:08,631 So if Coleman had just worn an orange vest, 979 00:41:08,666 --> 00:41:10,533 he'd still be alive, 980 00:41:10,551 --> 00:41:12,302 and Randy wouldn't have mutilated him 981 00:41:12,336 --> 00:41:13,669 to increase business. 982 00:41:13,671 --> 00:41:16,306 Yep. Here's to stupidity and greed, 983 00:41:16,308 --> 00:41:19,375 the two elements that keep us employed. 984 00:41:19,477 --> 00:41:20,977 Cheers! 985 00:41:21,011 --> 00:41:23,346 All right, everyone. That was fun. 986 00:41:23,380 --> 00:41:24,514 See you later, guys. Good night. 987 00:41:24,548 --> 00:41:25,765 Good night. See you tomorrow. 988 00:41:25,816 --> 00:41:27,917 All right, guys. All right. See you later. 989 00:41:27,952 --> 00:41:29,319 Bones, at any time 990 00:41:29,353 --> 00:41:32,822 did you think that the chupacabra was real? 991 00:41:32,857 --> 00:41:34,090 No. 992 00:41:34,092 --> 00:41:37,393 Then why did you believe that I saw the yeti in Nepal? 993 00:41:37,428 --> 00:41:39,996 Because what I said you saw was totally rational. 994 00:41:40,030 --> 00:41:42,131 I never saw it. You see, 995 00:41:42,166 --> 00:41:43,900 what you did was rationally explain something 996 00:41:43,934 --> 00:41:45,068 that never happened. 997 00:41:45,085 --> 00:41:46,970 You never saw the yeti? 998 00:41:47,004 --> 00:41:48,838 Or did I? 999 00:41:48,906 --> 00:41:51,074 No, you didn't. 1000 00:41:51,108 --> 00:41:52,976 But you... 1001 00:41:53,010 --> 00:41:54,444 you did? 1002 00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:57,447 Are you trying to confuse me? 1003 00:41:57,514 --> 00:41:58,681 I might be. 1004 00:41:58,716 --> 00:42:00,683 Okay, what is your point? 1005 00:42:00,718 --> 00:42:02,452 That things are confusing, okay? 1006 00:42:02,486 --> 00:42:04,354 Just because you can explain something 1007 00:42:04,388 --> 00:42:05,989 doesn't mean that it's explainable. 1008 00:42:06,023 --> 00:42:07,390 Do you mean "explicable"? 1009 00:42:07,424 --> 00:42:08,791 Sure, like us. 1010 00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:11,895 We don't make any sense at all. 1011 00:42:11,929 --> 00:42:15,698 Good night. 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