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- Aaron, where's Joey?
- Taking a leak.
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- Buddy system.
- Come on.
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Which way did he go?
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I don't know.
Joey's got to whiz every 10 minutes...
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Trauma to the forehead.
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Eyes full of maggots,
all you see is the boo-boo on the forehead.
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Hands bound in front of him.
Definitely not execution-style.
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What's the shiny stuff on the nose?
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Some kind of emollient.
It's around his lips, too.
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- Get anything out of the boy who found him?
- Only vomit.
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That would explain the pervasive smell.
Why am I here?
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Dead guy, foul play - it's your main function.
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With bones. This is... very meaty.
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No, there's a bit of bone here and... there.
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- And look at all the maggots.
- Bones, I said. Not bugs.
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- Lividity looks fixed.
- So it's not a body dump. He was killed here.
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This is all flesh.
Why'd you call me in on this?
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- Wasn't me!
- It was me.
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Why? Because you're trying to find excuses
to put Booth and me together on cases?
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I wouldn't do that.
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Cos we worked things out and we're fine.
Right?
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- Yeah. 100% .
- That's... That's not why I called you in.
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Then why?
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- Feet are missing.
- Because his feet are missing.
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Which suggests bone trauma.
Which immediately suggested you.
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Oh, look at that. Blood.
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Do you think
that's from the wound on the forehead?
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No. Too much.
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Well, it looks like
the blood trail stops here.
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- You want the honour?
- The honour is all yours.
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I got a foot.
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- Me, too.
- Find a third one and I'll be impressed.
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I estimate time of death
at or around four days.
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Hodgins looked at the maggots and agrees.
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Trauma to the frontal bone
would've been fatal.
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- Tissue damage indicates a blade.
- So does bone damage.
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Dr Brennan, you aren't being competitive
between flesh and bone, are you?
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It's possible.
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Absence of ecchymosis on the wrists
indicates the hands were bound postmortem.
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Consistent with the feet - no haemorrhagic
tissue. They were removed postmortem.
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- Was that competitive?
- I hear a tone, but it could be my imagination.
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Angela's going to be hypnotised.
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Why?
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To remember her husband's name.
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So we can find him, divorce him, marry
ourselves and live happily for all eternity.
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- You won't live for eternity.
- I thought you had a name.
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- A name for what?
- Angela's husband.
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Berimbau. But our private investigator
says it's a nickname.
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- Well, you can't get much off a nickname.
- Berimbau is "little flute" in Brazilian.
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- What?
- Little flute?
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I'm suddenly filled
with a sense of wellbeing.
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The jury is out
on the validity of recovered memories.
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That's great. Speaking of names,
I ran the vic's prints.
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I got a hit. Ed Milner from Maryland.
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The shiny substance on the victim's
nose and mouth, it's sunscreen.
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Per the manufacturer,
it protects and maintains
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the natural colour of coats, manes, and tails.
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Coats, manes, and tails. Oh, my.
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- Formulated for horses.
- Any human applications?
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Manufacturer recommends
against use on human skin.
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Guys? Contents of the victim's stomach
are corn, raw oats and dried molasses.
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- Horse food?
- FYI, there's such a thing as too much fibre.
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All right. I can draw inferences
from multiple equine implications.
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- What?
- She's going with the horsy theme.
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Incised wounds extending
into the periosteum of the maxilla
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between the molars and pre-molars.
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- Ah.
- What?
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His teeth and jaw show evidence of a bit.
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His name is Ed.
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Why is that funny?
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- As in "A horse is a horse..."
- "Of course, of course."
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The famous Mister Ed?
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Mister Ed?
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He was supposed to be
on a corporate retreat in Orlando.
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He's in marketing.
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Are you able to identify your husband's body
from that photograph?
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Yes, that's Ed.
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I don't understand.
Who could've done that?
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We found your husband's body
just outside Harrisonburg, Virginia.
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Virginia?
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Did he mention any recent disagreements?
Friends, co-workers, family members?
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No. Ed was one of those guys.
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When we married,
we owned an apartment building.
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If a tenant couldn't afford the rent, Ed cut 'em
a break. That's how he was with everyone.
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Do you have a ranch? Own a racehorse?
A pony ride? Anything like that?
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No. Why?
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Did Ed ever go to the racetrack?
Rodeos?
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I'm not sure Ed even ever saw a real horse
up close and in person. Why?
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We don't have anything concrete right now.
But when I do, I'll let you know.
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Hey.
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- "Hay" is for horses.
- Hey, that's funny, Bones.
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I found it on this website about horses.
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Where do horses stay in a hotel?
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- "Bridle" suite.
- That's correct.
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So, did you find out anything useful?
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The hooves of champion thoroughbreds
are buried separately from the corpses.
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The hooves represent power
and get their own resting spot.
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Our victim's feet
were separated from his body.
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The victim's wife said
he was at a corporate retreat
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and his boss said he was with his family.
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- He lied.
- They could all be lying.
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How did you know
the bridal-suite joke?
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I have a five-year-old son.
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- Hey. Have you seen Brennan?
- You just missed her.
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Booth tracked the victim's last credit-card
purchase to a country inn in Virginia.
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Why? Do you need her?
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No, I was sort of hoping
she needed me.
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Well, I admire your work ethic,
but she didn't say anything to me.
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What about you? You need anything?
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I am weighing human organs.
Not really your thing.
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Right. OK.
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Are you passing the time
until you're hypnotised?
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- Did Hodgins tell everybody?
- Well, he's excited. We all are.
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Delving into the subconscious to find
the mystery husband's name? Very romantic.
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It won't be so romantic when I divorce him.
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Romantic for you and Hodgins
when you finally marry.
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- You nervous?
- No. No, I'm annoyed.
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I know about hypnotism. I was a magician's
assistant at a little gypsy carnival in Brazil.
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- Now, that's an opening line.
- Mysterio was really cute.
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And I was younger then, and the whole
being-sawed-in-half thing was kind of hot.
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- We were talking about hypnotism.
- Right.
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This guy could rub an alligator's stomach
so I could stick my head inside its mouth,
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but every time he hypnotised people,
it was always a scam.
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Angela, therapeutic hypnosis
is a proven technique.
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Electroencephalography shows
increased activity in the cerebral cortex,
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which opens the subconscious.
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- Really?
- Yeah. It alters the alpha and the theta waves.
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Read the Stanford study.
It's not a party trick.
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- You read that?
- And I've been hypnotised myself.
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Wow. Why?
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Well, I was in Vegas.
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I got called up on stage
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and apparently I clucked like a chicken
in front of 3,000 people.
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But I have absolutely no memory of it.
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- Was this episode in the Stanford study?
- No. It should've been.
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For the next three days, every time
someone said "coffee", I'd cluck. Awkward.
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OK. Why am I not feeling better about this?
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Trust me, no crazier than you drinking kava
and marrying a giant in Fiji.
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And Hodgins seems pretty cool with that,
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so if he wants you to try hypnosis,
I'd say get drowsy.
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I guess you're right.
I've done crazier stuff than this.
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- What can happen, right?
- There you go.
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Coffee?
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Kidding. It's been two years.
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You say you're with the FBI?
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That is the third time he's shown you his ID.
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- Why would I know this man?
- You're part of his credit-card history.
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- Sir, why are you being so difficult?
- Not difficult. Discreet.
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What do you do?
Run a service for cheating husbands?
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- Call in the SWAT team. They're not discreet.
- OK. OK.
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That's Mister Ed.
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"A horse is a horse, of course, of course"?
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That's the general idea, yes.
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Come with me, please.
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The Ambassadora is a place where people
come to indulge in pony-play fantasy
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24 hours a day without fear of judgment.
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Mister Ed is a pony.
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Is this some kind of a sex thing?
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- How'd you get there?
- He said "fantasy". I made the leap.
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Ed took off a couple of days ago.
Which was odd, since he pre-paid.
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Pre-paid for what?
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Oh. We're in the middle
of what you might call our convention.
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So unless this is really important,
I'd rather not disturb our guests.
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Well, two miles from here, in the woods,
Mister Ed... was found dead.
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Wow. What's going on here?
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It's a fetish.
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The idea is that one of them
is the horse, the other is the rider?
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- Basically.
- This isn't about horses,
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it's about a dominant versus submissive
balance of power.
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A variation on sadomasochism.
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Those people are eating from troughs.
Do you think that's sexy?
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Fetishism is a way
of indulging in sexual activity
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without engaging emotionally with the other
person as a fully formed human being.
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Sex is all about engaging.
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You don't want to engage,
you stay home and... you know.
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They have masturbation fetishes.
Often involving women's shoes or...
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Can we just talk to Mister Ed's mistress,
dominatrix, whatever?
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I'm gonna have to ask permission.
We have three lawyers, half a dozen doctors...
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Excuse me. We need to speak with
Mister Ed's groom. Whoever rode him last.
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Great way to cut to the chase.
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All right. FBI. And, sir, could you turn
your behind around so it's... behind?
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My name in the world is Anne Marie
Ostenbach. Here, I'm Annie Oakley.
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Naturally.
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So Mister Ed is dead?
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- How well did you know him?
- Obviously she knew him very well.
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Sexual fetishes are about role-playing.
She probably never knew his real name.
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We met online over a year ago. We were
a match - I mean, compatible in every way.
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You have no idea
how hard it is to find a perfect pony.
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Don't look at me.
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Mister Ed was easy to handle
but not mindlessly obedient.
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OK.
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And yes, we had sex,
if that's your next question.
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When did you first meet in person
so that you could, you know... ride him?
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Six months ago. I fell in love with him.
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Meaning what? A little light whipping?
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When I say love, I don't mean romantically.
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I mean the way a young girl
feels about her first pony.
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Have you ever heard of anything
like one pony fighting another?
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No. No, pony play is not like that.
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Mister Ed was found only a few miles away.
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Evidence on the body
suggested an equine fetish.
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So you see why we might think that someone
from your sex-game community killed him.
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- You should talk to his wife.
- His wife?
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Yes. She showed up here,
and the next morning Ed was gone.
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He didn’t just run off
and join a band of wild mustangs, did he?
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I'm speaking to you willingly,
without a lawyer present.
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You could at least pretend
to show me some respect.
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Yeah, I'll try.
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The night Ed took off,
I was in the stables with him.
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I'd worked him hard that day
and was rubbing him down.
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- Which is when she caught us.
- Did you know he was married?
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I didn't wanna marry the man.
I just wanted to play with the pony.
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- How did he react when he saw his wife?
- He never broke character.
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- What?
- He remained a pony.
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I finished rubbing him down
and I went to bed - alone.
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The next morning he was gone.
I assumed he went back to his wife.
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OK. I'd appreciate if you kept the fact
that Ed Milner was murdered to yourself.
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What's worse? Finding out
that your spouse is having an affair
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or finding out
that he has a secret life as a pony?
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Pony fetishism has been around
since the Greeks.
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Had to be the wife, right?
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Aristotle extolled the joys
of being ridden like a horse.
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Aristotle also thought the purpose
of the heart was to solve math problems.
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- I'm surprised you know that.
- Turns out I'm "smarter than a fifth-grader".
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In Victorian England, scantily clad women
put on erotic shows dressed as ponies.
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I'm just saying, wife sees some woman
rubbing her husband down
227
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while he's nibbling on oats, that's harsh.
228
00:14:05,973 --> 00:14:10,728
In 16th-century Turkey, the king kept stables
of pony girls and pony boys for his pleasure.
229
00:14:10,813 --> 00:14:13,885
- King of Turkey was a freak.
- Why are you being so judgmental?
230
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When you turn someone
into an object of sexual pleasure, it's wrong.
231
00:14:18,613 --> 00:14:20,524
- How do you know?
- It says in the Bible.
232
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- It does not.
- Then it got left out by mistake.
233
00:14:23,013 --> 00:14:25,004
We are all hard-wired differently.
234
00:14:25,093 --> 00:14:30,611
If someone needs to shout "giddy up"
to heighten arousal, what's wrong with that?
235
00:14:30,693 --> 00:14:35,721
Maybe if Ed lived like a man,
he wouldn't have died like a horse. That's all.
236
00:14:37,453 --> 00:14:40,172
You knew your husband
wasn't in Florida.
237
00:14:40,253 --> 00:14:41,811
Yes. I lied.
238
00:14:41,893 --> 00:14:43,008
Why?
239
00:14:43,093 --> 00:14:46,529
I was married to Ed for nine years.
We have kids.
240
00:14:46,613 --> 00:14:50,891
My first concern was to make sure
they didn't find out their father was a pervert.
241
00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:55,285
- So his fetish was a surprise to you?
- Try "complete shock".
242
00:14:55,373 --> 00:14:58,046
Why would Ed do that?
We had a good sex life.
243
00:14:58,133 --> 00:15:02,126
More likely, a part of him
could never have been satisfied by love alone.
244
00:15:02,213 --> 00:15:06,252
Bones, that's one of those...
How did you track him down?
245
00:15:06,333 --> 00:15:07,243
What?
246
00:15:07,333 --> 00:15:13,090
Well, I mean, you didn’t just wander
into his... his stable or paddock or whatever.
247
00:15:13,173 --> 00:15:17,803
No. I really did think he was in Orlando
on a business trip. I got a call.
248
00:15:17,893 --> 00:15:20,282
- From whom?
- A man.
249
00:15:20,373 --> 00:15:24,207
He said Ed was with another woman
and told me where I could find them.
250
00:15:24,293 --> 00:15:26,363
He didn't mention the pony stuff.
251
00:15:26,453 --> 00:15:28,569
- Did you recognise his voice?
- No.
252
00:15:28,653 --> 00:15:31,406
Anything distinctive at all?
253
00:15:31,493 --> 00:15:35,850
An accent. Australian maybe? English?
254
00:15:35,933 --> 00:15:40,006
So you walked in on Ed and his...
255
00:15:40,093 --> 00:15:42,323
- Rider.
...rider?
256
00:15:42,413 --> 00:15:44,244
Is that what they call it?
257
00:15:45,533 --> 00:15:48,525
- What happened next?
- I got out of there, drove home.
258
00:15:48,613 --> 00:15:52,652
- Did you hear from him again?
- No. I engaged a divorce attorney right away,
259
00:15:52,733 --> 00:15:55,327
who said all communications
should go through her.
260
00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:57,881
Did anyone see you come home that night?
261
00:15:57,973 --> 00:16:02,285
- Why is that important?
- I think you know why, Mrs Milner.
262
00:16:02,853 --> 00:16:08,644
Agent Booth, if I had killed my husband,
I wouldn't need a divorce lawyer, would I?
263
00:16:08,733 --> 00:16:12,169
No. But you would need an alibi.
264
00:16:17,773 --> 00:16:20,446
- So you don't think she did it, hm?
- No.
265
00:16:20,533 --> 00:16:23,650
Wanna put that down?
Why? Because of the lawyer-alibi thing?
266
00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:28,648
No. Because of the feet-cut-off thing. It was
ritualistic. The killer knew about horses.
267
00:16:28,733 --> 00:16:33,488
Or maybe she started cutting him into
little bits to scatter across the countryside
268
00:16:33,573 --> 00:16:38,249
and it was too much work, or it made her
sick, or he wouldn't fit in the trunk.
269
00:16:38,333 --> 00:16:41,564
- We are immersed in a culture here.
- Pony play is a culture?
270
00:16:41,653 --> 00:16:46,488
Anthropologically speaking. Not just because
of the feet. Ed's hands were tied together.
271
00:16:46,573 --> 00:16:51,727
Historically, ranchers bound the front legs
of horses to prevent them from straying.
272
00:16:51,813 --> 00:16:55,044
Not to mention
all the other equine attributes in this case.
273
00:16:55,133 --> 00:16:59,331
Yes, this is a culture,
and we need to investigate accordingly.
274
00:16:59,413 --> 00:17:02,325
- Do you still think she did it?
- No, not now.
275
00:17:02,413 --> 00:17:06,645
We need to find the mystery caller.
If he had a reason to contact Ed's wife,
276
00:17:06,733 --> 00:17:09,372
he had a motive to murder him.
277
00:17:09,453 --> 00:17:12,206
Right. So, back to the Ambassadora?
278
00:17:12,293 --> 00:17:15,968
- Giddy up.
- Yeah, um... don't say that.
279
00:17:18,333 --> 00:17:20,972
Radiating fractures
along the edges of the wound
280
00:17:21,053 --> 00:17:23,362
suggest the tip of the blade was blunt.
281
00:17:23,453 --> 00:17:25,728
I'm trying to determine the type of weapon.
282
00:17:25,813 --> 00:17:29,806
Fill the negative space with Microsil
to determine the shape of the blade's tip.
283
00:17:29,893 --> 00:17:31,565
Yes.
284
00:17:32,973 --> 00:17:36,090
You know this guy got his rocks off
pretending to be a horse?
285
00:17:36,173 --> 00:17:38,482
- Yes.
- I've never tried that.
286
00:17:38,573 --> 00:17:41,770
I pretended to be a horse as a child,
but with no sexual component.
287
00:17:41,853 --> 00:17:45,289
- What melon is in season?
- Why?
288
00:17:45,373 --> 00:17:50,527
Once I've ID'd a possible weapon, we'll want
to compare an exemplar to the entry wound.
289
00:17:50,613 --> 00:17:52,604
Cantaloupe.
290
00:17:58,253 --> 00:18:01,290
OK, what is this? A sicko rodeo?
291
00:18:01,373 --> 00:18:05,412
Stylised movements.
Posturing as a kind of sexual signal.
292
00:18:05,493 --> 00:18:08,803
- Who are these people?
- In real life they tend to be very orthodox.
293
00:18:08,893 --> 00:18:13,045
You heard what Lucky said.
They're lawyers, judges, FBI guys...
294
00:18:13,133 --> 00:18:17,126
- This is not normal, OK? It's...
- It's what, Booth?
295
00:18:18,053 --> 00:18:21,602
- You're not interested in?
- Pony play? No.
296
00:18:21,693 --> 00:18:26,562
But I'm the first to admit that, in sexual
situations, I have indulged in role-playing.
297
00:18:26,653 --> 00:18:30,851
- It's getting a little warm out here. Let's...
- Hey, there. Any, uh... leads?
298
00:18:30,933 --> 00:18:35,370
We're wondering if any of the riders or ponies
has an accent.
299
00:18:35,453 --> 00:18:37,364
Thor.
300
00:18:38,653 --> 00:18:40,245
He grew up in England.
301
00:18:40,333 --> 00:18:42,005
- With Annie Oakley?
- Yeah.
302
00:18:42,093 --> 00:18:44,687
I'm gonna need Thor's
actual normal human name.
303
00:18:44,773 --> 00:18:47,446
- Calvin Johnson.
- That's great. Come on.
304
00:18:47,533 --> 00:18:49,364
Thanks.
305
00:18:49,733 --> 00:18:52,964
We all indulge in role-playing
in sexual situations.
306
00:18:53,053 --> 00:18:55,328
Not me. Completely normal here.
307
00:18:55,413 --> 00:19:00,089
Booth, any time you look at a woman and
judge her beautiful, you're objectifying her.
308
00:19:00,173 --> 00:19:04,405
Any time I put on lipstick and nice clothes,
I'm objectifying myself.
309
00:19:04,493 --> 00:19:09,487
It's more subtle than what these people are
doing, but otherwise it's the same dynamic.
310
00:19:09,573 --> 00:19:12,565
You wearing lipstick, Bones,
it's not like this.
311
00:19:12,653 --> 00:19:14,723
Calvin Johnson?
312
00:19:14,813 --> 00:19:16,724
Calvin? Johnson?
313
00:19:17,413 --> 00:19:19,369
He's wearing a bit gag.
314
00:19:19,453 --> 00:19:21,603
Could I help take that off?
315
00:19:21,693 --> 00:19:24,082
- Not until I say so.
- We either talk to him here
316
00:19:24,173 --> 00:19:27,529
or we all go downtown
and he misses a whole day of horsing around.
317
00:19:27,613 --> 00:19:31,845
How do you release him from his
pony persona? Is there a word, a motion?
318
00:19:31,933 --> 00:19:34,447
Oh, just tap him on the forehead.
319
00:19:36,693 --> 00:19:39,730
So, what's up, then?
320
00:19:41,093 --> 00:19:43,163
Hardly even knew Ed.
321
00:19:43,253 --> 00:19:46,609
- Then why'd you call his wife?
- You can't prove that was me.
322
00:19:46,693 --> 00:19:49,332
She recorded the call.
We can do voice analysis.
323
00:19:49,413 --> 00:19:51,973
If you lie, it'll be obstruction of justice.
324
00:19:52,053 --> 00:19:54,851
And public display of sexual paraphernalia.
325
00:19:54,933 --> 00:19:57,128
OK, then yes, I called her. So what?
326
00:19:57,213 --> 00:20:00,171
- Why'd you call her, Calvin?
- To swap recipes.
327
00:20:00,253 --> 00:20:02,562
He did it to get Annie Oakley as his groom.
328
00:20:02,653 --> 00:20:05,929
Ratting on a guy to his wife
is hardly a federal crime, is it?
329
00:20:06,013 --> 00:20:09,244
- How'd you get his home number?
- It was under "home" on his phone.
330
00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:11,324
- Ed Milner's an idiot.
- Was an idiot.
331
00:20:11,413 --> 00:20:13,768
Now he's a murder victim.
What happened, Thor?
332
00:20:13,853 --> 00:20:16,686
Ed's wife showed up,
but to your chagrin left without him,
333
00:20:16,773 --> 00:20:20,448
so you did what you had to do
in order to get your groom back.
334
00:20:20,533 --> 00:20:23,570
Annie's one hell of a jockey,
but not worth killing for.
335
00:20:23,653 --> 00:20:26,008
I did not kill Mister Ed.
336
00:20:26,093 --> 00:20:29,972
I may enjoy being dominated by the ladies -
that doesn't make me crazy.
337
00:20:30,053 --> 00:20:32,851
Might wanna look in the mirror,
my friend Flicka.
338
00:20:32,933 --> 00:20:34,651
Whoa. Oh, no.
339
00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:37,930
I went to Stanford Law.
Clerked for a federal judge.
340
00:20:38,013 --> 00:20:41,642
Might want to re-think your actions there,
Agent Booth.
341
00:20:46,133 --> 00:20:47,805
Thank you.
342
00:20:48,493 --> 00:20:51,212
- Yeah, he's got motive.
- He knows about horses.
343
00:20:51,293 --> 00:20:55,844
What's with the lying? "We got voice tapes",
"public display of sexual paraphernalia"?
344
00:20:55,933 --> 00:20:59,209
It was role-playing.
I was being all lard-ass and good cop.
345
00:20:59,293 --> 00:21:01,807
Hard-ass and bad cop, Bones.
346
00:21:02,133 --> 00:21:04,169
Hard-ass and bad cop.
347
00:21:09,813 --> 00:21:11,769
What's going on?
348
00:21:12,373 --> 00:21:14,409
You first.
349
00:21:14,493 --> 00:21:18,042
Cantaloupes.
Zack and I need 'em for an experiment.
350
00:21:18,133 --> 00:21:20,249
Of course you do.
351
00:21:20,333 --> 00:21:23,325
- I talked to Dr Jasper, that hypnotist.
- Yeah?
352
00:21:23,413 --> 00:21:28,043
She asked me to bring in photos.
But all I could find are these.
353
00:21:28,133 --> 00:21:32,172
- I'm not sure those'll be any help.
- So I'm looking for the wedding photo.
354
00:21:32,253 --> 00:21:34,813
You were married on the beach at dawn.
355
00:21:34,893 --> 00:21:37,805
When I got off the phone with Dr Jasper
I remembered
356
00:21:37,893 --> 00:21:41,442
that somebody snapped a Polaroid of me
right after I said "I do."
357
00:21:41,533 --> 00:21:45,811
And I stuck it in a book as a bookmark.
But I can't find it.
358
00:21:45,893 --> 00:21:50,011
You know, I really hate
going through this story of marrying a guy.
359
00:21:50,093 --> 00:21:54,052
I didn't even know his name.
People are looking at me like I'm nuts.
360
00:21:54,653 --> 00:21:56,803
- You are.
- Thanks a lot.
361
00:21:56,893 --> 00:22:01,603
Come on, Angie, embrace the irony.
It's what makes you you.
362
00:22:01,693 --> 00:22:05,242
You married him, then you're gonna
marry me. None of it makes sense.
363
00:22:05,333 --> 00:22:08,723
I'm supposed to listen to a guy
walking around with honeydew melons?
364
00:22:08,813 --> 00:22:13,523
Cantaloupes. It's a common mistake.
And, hey, you need to relax.
365
00:22:16,653 --> 00:22:20,885
You want me there when you go under?
I can hold your hand or something.
366
00:22:20,973 --> 00:22:24,443
I'm not going under. I'm being hypnotised.
367
00:22:25,973 --> 00:22:27,452
OK...
368
00:22:27,533 --> 00:22:31,321
This is me walking away with my melons
so you can relax.
369
00:22:32,773 --> 00:22:35,492
Love you... psycho.
370
00:22:40,893 --> 00:22:42,008
Ta-daa!
371
00:22:42,093 --> 00:22:45,290
The weapon was blunt, an inch wide,
and curved.
372
00:22:45,373 --> 00:22:47,682
- That's unusual.
- Not if you're a horse.
373
00:22:47,773 --> 00:22:50,048
- I'm not a horse.
- The victim was.
374
00:22:50,133 --> 00:22:52,488
At least, he pretended to be one.
375
00:22:53,053 --> 00:22:55,044
- What is that?
- A hoof knife.
376
00:22:55,133 --> 00:22:58,523
They're curved to conform
with the shape of a horse's foot.
377
00:22:58,613 --> 00:23:02,128
- Could I have one of those honeydews?
- It's a cantaloupe.
378
00:23:04,653 --> 00:23:08,089
Horses are slaughtered
by a single blow to the forehead.
379
00:23:08,173 --> 00:23:13,042
I'm thinking we should place the melons at
exactly 5' 11", which was the victim's height.
380
00:23:13,133 --> 00:23:17,809
We devise a plan to pull the cantaloupe away
cos he most likely saw the knife coming...
381
00:23:18,613 --> 00:23:20,524
OK, fine.
382
00:23:21,573 --> 00:23:24,406
You know, we used to
think things through together.
383
00:23:24,493 --> 00:23:29,647
I apologise. It's possible that my time in Iraq
transformed me into a man of action.
384
00:23:29,733 --> 00:23:32,088
I'll watch out for that.
385
00:23:32,173 --> 00:23:34,528
Looks like we found the right weapon.
386
00:23:34,613 --> 00:23:39,368
Mister Ed wasn’t just playing like a horse
and having sex like a horse.
387
00:23:39,453 --> 00:23:41,683
He was slaughtered like one, too.
388
00:23:43,573 --> 00:23:47,930
All right, the victim's hands
were tied together like this with baler's twine.
389
00:23:48,013 --> 00:23:49,969
- "Bales of hay" baler's twine?
- Yup.
390
00:23:50,053 --> 00:23:53,682
It's embedded with a filament
that prolongs its life in sunlight.
391
00:23:53,773 --> 00:23:58,608
It's patented and they sell directly to the
consumer. They had only 228 sales last year.
392
00:23:58,693 --> 00:24:01,765
Booth can identify the pony players
and cross-reference.
393
00:24:01,853 --> 00:24:03,844
I'm on it.
394
00:24:04,773 --> 00:24:05,967
Hodgins?
395
00:24:06,413 --> 00:24:08,085
Hodgins!
396
00:24:11,413 --> 00:24:13,404
Is somebody there?
397
00:24:13,893 --> 00:24:15,212
Hodgins?
398
00:24:15,293 --> 00:24:20,572
- Why don't you just open your eyes?
- Ah, sweetie. It'll break the spell.
399
00:24:20,653 --> 00:24:22,769
What spell? Are you still hypnotised?
400
00:24:23,853 --> 00:24:27,004
- No. It never took.
- Why?
401
00:24:27,093 --> 00:24:31,530
Because that doctor
said that I wasn't relaxed enough.
402
00:24:31,613 --> 00:24:36,641
Can you believe that? I mean,
how would she know if I'm relaxed or not?
403
00:24:37,053 --> 00:24:41,251
Well, you're twisting your bracelet,
your voice is half an octave higher than usual
404
00:24:41,333 --> 00:24:43,483
and you smell like nervous sweats.
405
00:24:43,573 --> 00:24:46,326
Oh, don't say that. Really?
406
00:24:46,413 --> 00:24:48,608
I'm going back there at six.
407
00:24:48,693 --> 00:24:52,652
She says if my pulse is still above 60,
she'll push me off till next week.
408
00:24:52,733 --> 00:24:57,853
Rapid pulse rate, high blood pressure -
they're indicators of emotional distress.
409
00:24:57,933 --> 00:25:02,484
- You think I don't wanna be hypnotised?
- I simply made a factual observation.
410
00:25:02,573 --> 00:25:05,963
Ah. You think I'm afraid
of disturbing old memories.
411
00:25:06,053 --> 00:25:12,447
You think I like this idea of Berimbau as
some sort of untouchable fantasy figure, hm?
412
00:25:12,533 --> 00:25:16,082
That somehow finding his real name
will just bring him down to earth
413
00:25:16,173 --> 00:25:20,644
and make this whole meshugaas
banal and uninteresting.
414
00:25:21,613 --> 00:25:24,810
I don't know what "meshugaas" means.
415
00:25:25,453 --> 00:25:27,921
I'm not sure I know what any of that meant.
416
00:25:29,373 --> 00:25:33,002
Why do I feel like
I need to apologise for something?
417
00:25:33,093 --> 00:25:37,245
I'll be ready next time, OK? You'll see.
418
00:25:37,613 --> 00:25:39,729
Could you excuse me, sweetie?
419
00:25:41,333 --> 00:25:43,927
Hey, shut that door behind you.
420
00:25:51,853 --> 00:25:53,605
You recognise that?
421
00:25:53,693 --> 00:25:56,844
- Yeah. That'd be twine.
- Uh-huh.
422
00:25:56,933 --> 00:26:02,132
Fairly specialised stuff, hm?
Doesn't deteriorate in the sun.
423
00:26:02,213 --> 00:26:04,966
Only the best for your pony clients.
424
00:26:05,653 --> 00:26:09,805
- Get it off one of my hay bales?
- Got it off the corpse of Ed Milner.
425
00:26:09,893 --> 00:26:11,690
Do I need a lawyer?
426
00:26:11,773 --> 00:26:13,809
- That's your call.
- I didn't kill Ed.
427
00:26:13,893 --> 00:26:16,282
We traced that twine
to the Ambassadora Ranch.
428
00:26:16,373 --> 00:26:19,012
Any of my guests
could've taken it off my hay bales.
429
00:26:19,093 --> 00:26:21,891
Your company was co-owned
by your ex-wife till recently?
430
00:26:21,973 --> 00:26:25,852
- I paid her off in the divorce.
- Your ex being Anne Marie Ostenbach?
431
00:26:25,933 --> 00:26:29,721
Rider named Annie Oakley?
Ed Milner's sex partner.
432
00:26:29,813 --> 00:26:33,010
You see how things are starting
to line up against you, Lucky.
433
00:26:33,093 --> 00:26:36,802
- We aren't married any more.
- You're gonna tell me it doesn't bother you
434
00:26:36,893 --> 00:26:41,887
to see your ex-wife
playing sex games with other men?
435
00:26:45,893 --> 00:26:48,691
- What's that?
- It's a warrant.
436
00:26:48,773 --> 00:26:51,048
I told you
that twine's all over the ranch.
437
00:26:51,133 --> 00:26:53,442
- We'll look for a hoof knife.
- I've got one.
438
00:26:53,533 --> 00:26:56,411
- Great.
- It was stolen four days ago from my truck.
439
00:26:56,493 --> 00:26:59,610
- Did you report the theft?
- Like the cops care about a $10 knife?
440
00:26:59,693 --> 00:27:02,082
- Think I know who did it, though.
- I'm listening.
441
00:27:02,173 --> 00:27:06,007
I have a rider client named Tom Mularz.
442
00:27:06,093 --> 00:27:09,688
He passed out flyers
advocating the consumption of horse meat.
443
00:27:09,773 --> 00:27:12,492
- He's a butcher.
- Why did he break into your truck?
444
00:27:12,573 --> 00:27:15,804
I took the flyers, tossed 'em in the truck,
kicked him out.
445
00:27:15,893 --> 00:27:17,611
So he took the flyers and the knife?
446
00:27:17,693 --> 00:27:22,562
All I know is I came out the next morning,
the flyers were gone, so was the knife.
447
00:27:23,613 --> 00:27:26,605
That is the same morning
that Ed Milner was missing.
448
00:27:26,693 --> 00:27:27,762
Wow.
449
00:27:27,853 --> 00:27:29,923
You just figured that out.
450
00:27:34,013 --> 00:27:36,481
Oh, I found something very interesting.
451
00:27:36,573 --> 00:27:40,248
The victim's feet were severed from the body
with remarkable skill.
452
00:27:40,333 --> 00:27:45,168
Excellent insight. But the polite response
is, "Really, Hodgins? What did you find?"
453
00:27:45,253 --> 00:27:49,565
There's a sharp-force disarticulation
from the distal tibia and fibula
454
00:27:49,653 --> 00:27:51,644
passing cleanly above the talus.
455
00:27:51,733 --> 00:27:56,523
No, I wasn't asking you. I was telling you
you should ask me.
456
00:27:56,973 --> 00:27:59,123
Really, Hodgins? What did you find?
457
00:27:59,213 --> 00:28:01,886
The feet were severed with a hoof knife.
458
00:28:01,973 --> 00:28:03,645
- I know.
- Because I told you.
459
00:28:03,733 --> 00:28:07,203
No, because I examined the cuts
under the laser-scanning microscope.
460
00:28:07,293 --> 00:28:08,931
How did you find out?
461
00:28:09,013 --> 00:28:12,926
Traces of steel left on the skull
matched traces of steel left on the feet.
462
00:28:13,013 --> 00:28:14,241
Same weapon.
463
00:28:14,333 --> 00:28:20,044
Same weapon. Dude, you suck all the fun
out of every moment of personal triumph!
464
00:28:24,573 --> 00:28:26,609
I hate the smell of a butcher shop.
465
00:28:26,693 --> 00:28:30,811
Maggots and rotting faces don't bother you,
but the smell of a butcher shop does?
466
00:28:30,893 --> 00:28:35,250
It's a very small step between
selling dead meat and making meat dead.
467
00:28:35,333 --> 00:28:37,563
I'm considering becoming a vegetarian.
468
00:28:37,653 --> 00:28:40,326
- Not me.
- That's why I said "I", not "we".
469
00:28:40,413 --> 00:28:43,291
Zack said the killer
was adept at cutting through bone.
470
00:28:43,373 --> 00:28:45,170
Like a butcher.
471
00:28:45,733 --> 00:28:49,851
Horse meat.
"Sweet, rich, lean, and soft."
472
00:28:49,933 --> 00:28:53,972
- Can I help you?
- We're looking to score some horse meat.
473
00:28:54,053 --> 00:28:57,887
The only two slaughterhouses in the US
don't export to Virginia.
474
00:28:57,973 --> 00:29:00,407
Oh, that's a shame. You Tom Mularz?
475
00:29:00,973 --> 00:29:04,363
- Why?
- I'm Special Agent Seeley Booth. This...
476
00:29:04,853 --> 00:29:06,844
Go around. Cut him off.
477
00:29:09,213 --> 00:29:12,011
Stop, or I'll kick you in the testicles!
478
00:29:13,493 --> 00:29:16,724
- Oh, you are strong!
- Oh, you know, I try and stay in shape.
479
00:29:16,813 --> 00:29:19,885
- "Stop or I'll kick you in the testicles"?
- It worked.
480
00:29:19,973 --> 00:29:23,602
I tell you what. You and me
are gonna work on the cop talk.
481
00:29:26,413 --> 00:29:28,722
- What'd you hit me with?
- A building.
482
00:29:28,813 --> 00:29:31,691
I've been thinking
about the psychology of all this.
483
00:29:31,773 --> 00:29:35,607
I know that you hate that,
but just go with me here, OK?
484
00:29:35,693 --> 00:29:39,208
Tom is a butcher. He advocates
the consumption of horse meat.
485
00:29:39,293 --> 00:29:41,124
Ed Milner was horse meat.
486
00:29:41,733 --> 00:29:43,724
I can see that - symbolically.
487
00:29:43,813 --> 00:29:47,044
- Who's Ed Milner?
- Mister Ed? Ring a bell?
488
00:29:47,733 --> 00:29:50,008
- He's dead?
- Yeah.
489
00:29:50,093 --> 00:29:53,847
Oh, man. He was a good pony.
490
00:29:53,933 --> 00:29:55,366
OK.
491
00:29:55,453 --> 00:29:57,648
Did you ride Mister Ed?
492
00:29:57,733 --> 00:30:05,048
No. No, I'm a rider, but I prefer female horses.
I just... I just admired his... his style.
493
00:30:06,213 --> 00:30:08,204
- Why throw me into a wall?
- Why run?
494
00:30:08,293 --> 00:30:11,410
- Well, you're FBI.
- Oh, I need a bit more than that.
495
00:30:15,333 --> 00:30:18,325
I'm a deserter.
They send the FBI after deserters.
496
00:30:18,413 --> 00:30:21,007
A deserter from what?
497
00:30:21,413 --> 00:30:23,210
The National Guard.
498
00:30:23,293 --> 00:30:27,889
I signed up to save people from floods
and earthquakes and stuff. But not to kill.
499
00:30:27,973 --> 00:30:30,123
We found your prints on Lucky's truck.
500
00:30:30,213 --> 00:30:32,363
I broke into it to get my flyers back.
501
00:30:32,453 --> 00:30:34,921
- They're mine.
- Your horse-meat flyers.
502
00:30:35,013 --> 00:30:38,608
Why can't they see
that if we revere horses sexually,
503
00:30:38,693 --> 00:30:42,049
then eating the flesh
is an act of holy communion?
504
00:30:43,493 --> 00:30:47,771
You know what? There's crazy pony players
and really whacked-out crazy pony players.
505
00:30:47,853 --> 00:30:49,650
Yeah.
506
00:30:50,933 --> 00:30:54,687
- What'd you do after you got your flyers?
- I drove to my folks in Jersey.
507
00:30:54,773 --> 00:30:57,412
- When did you get there?
- Before midnight.
508
00:30:57,493 --> 00:31:00,405
They can vouch for me.
Plus, I got receipts from gas.
509
00:31:00,493 --> 00:31:03,326
- You deserted the National Guard.
- I'm not a killer.
510
00:31:03,413 --> 00:31:08,362
- You're a butcher.
- Not a people butcher! I'm innocent.
511
00:31:12,293 --> 00:31:15,444
How am I doing? Because the pressure
of having to have a low pulse
512
00:31:15,533 --> 00:31:19,765
could be driving my pulse up,
and I in no way want to be penalised for that.
513
00:31:19,853 --> 00:31:22,811
58 beats per minute. Very nice, Angela.
514
00:31:23,213 --> 00:31:25,807
I did some deep breathing.
515
00:31:26,253 --> 00:31:29,245
You're not gonna make me
cluck like a chicken, are you?
516
00:31:29,333 --> 00:31:30,846
Sorry.
517
00:31:31,453 --> 00:31:33,171
Bombs away.
518
00:31:34,053 --> 00:31:36,123
Let's begin.
519
00:31:36,693 --> 00:31:39,651
Angela, close your eyes.
520
00:31:42,413 --> 00:31:45,883
Take a deep, cleansing breath in...
521
00:31:47,013 --> 00:31:49,208
and out.
522
00:31:49,293 --> 00:31:52,524
Very good. Take in another breath.
523
00:31:54,813 --> 00:31:57,327
And out.
524
00:31:57,413 --> 00:32:00,883
Focus on your arms. They're very heavy.
525
00:32:00,973 --> 00:32:04,932
Imagine them
sinking into your chair.
526
00:32:07,533 --> 00:32:09,364
Got your page. What's up?
527
00:32:09,453 --> 00:32:12,445
When you washed the maggots
from the eye sockets,
528
00:32:12,533 --> 00:32:15,445
were there any remaining
ocular tissue at all?
529
00:32:15,533 --> 00:32:17,922
No. Little buggers ate through to the bone.
530
00:32:18,013 --> 00:32:22,404
- I have an alternate explanation.
- For the eyes missing?
531
00:32:23,173 --> 00:32:26,643
Check out the tiny nicks
around the supraorbital process,
532
00:32:26,733 --> 00:32:28,724
the lachrymal bone, sphenoid.
533
00:32:28,813 --> 00:32:31,043
You think the killer gouged out the eyes?
534
00:32:31,133 --> 00:32:36,002
I think "gouged" is a good description,
using some kind of curved instrument.
535
00:32:36,093 --> 00:32:37,651
Probably the hoof knife.
536
00:32:37,733 --> 00:32:42,682
The murderer cutting off the feet, gouging out
the eyes... This was a bloody, violent killing.
537
00:32:42,773 --> 00:32:44,729
Killers are often driven by fury.
538
00:32:44,813 --> 00:32:48,249
No. The feet weren't lopped off,
they were removed carefully.
539
00:32:48,333 --> 00:32:52,963
The eyes were gouged out. This was done
by someone not squeamish about flesh.
540
00:32:53,053 --> 00:32:55,613
The butcher's alibi checked out.
541
00:32:56,173 --> 00:33:00,610
Booth said some of those pony people
were lawyers, judges... and doctors.
542
00:33:00,693 --> 00:33:02,445
You think a doctor did this?
543
00:33:02,533 --> 00:33:05,570
Someone who's good with a knife
and not afraid of blood?
544
00:33:05,653 --> 00:33:08,645
Annie Oakley is a doctor,
and she was the victim's groom.
545
00:33:08,733 --> 00:33:11,406
But she wasn't the only doctor
at the convention.
546
00:33:11,493 --> 00:33:14,530
I found evidence of sperm
in Ed Milner's urogenital tract.
547
00:33:14,613 --> 00:33:15,887
Why is that relevant?
548
00:33:15,973 --> 00:33:19,522
Annie Oakley claims she rubbed down
her pony and then went to sleep.
549
00:33:19,613 --> 00:33:22,332
You think she had one last romp
with the decedent?
550
00:33:22,413 --> 00:33:26,565
Well, if she lied about that,
what else is she lying about?
551
00:33:29,173 --> 00:33:33,689
Very good.
We're ready now to begin the journey.
552
00:33:33,773 --> 00:33:38,130
If you can hear me, Angela,
nod your head.
553
00:33:39,133 --> 00:33:40,851
Very good.
554
00:33:40,933 --> 00:33:46,053
You're on the island of Vatulolo in Fiji,
in the village of Nakavala.
555
00:33:46,133 --> 00:33:50,570
I'm pretty sure
I'm on the Rialto Bridge in Venice.
556
00:33:50,653 --> 00:33:54,123
No, you're on the beach in Fiji.
557
00:33:55,253 --> 00:33:58,051
In front of you is a red door.
558
00:33:58,133 --> 00:34:00,442
No. There's not.
559
00:34:01,173 --> 00:34:03,607
I need for you not to fight me, Angela.
560
00:34:03,693 --> 00:34:06,969
- Do you see the door?
- I see the door.
561
00:34:07,053 --> 00:34:11,524
When you pull the door open,
your husband will be standing in front of you.
562
00:34:11,613 --> 00:34:15,925
When you see him,
you will greet him by his proper name.
563
00:34:16,013 --> 00:34:18,049
I'm going to pull it open.
564
00:34:18,133 --> 00:34:20,044
Pull the knob.
565
00:34:28,773 --> 00:34:31,526
Angela, I'm gonna count to three,
and when I reach three
566
00:34:31,613 --> 00:34:36,368
you're going to open up your eyes,
you're going to feel relaxed and refreshed.
567
00:34:36,453 --> 00:34:39,889
You'll remember everything,
but you're not going to be scared.
568
00:34:39,973 --> 00:34:43,010
One, two, three.
569
00:34:51,653 --> 00:34:56,363
- Did it work?
- Angela, tell me your husband's name.
570
00:34:57,413 --> 00:35:01,486
I opened the door...
and I saw a wasp.
571
00:35:01,573 --> 00:35:03,962
A White Anglo-Saxon Protestant?
572
00:35:04,053 --> 00:35:09,332
- No, a big, flying, stinging insect.
- Buzzing around your husband's head?
573
00:35:09,413 --> 00:35:14,851
No, it was the size of... of a human being.
And it was a very large human being.
574
00:35:14,933 --> 00:35:17,322
I see.
575
00:35:17,413 --> 00:35:20,007
What does that mean to you?
576
00:35:20,093 --> 00:35:22,004
- Nothing.
- It must.
577
00:35:22,093 --> 00:35:24,766
I'm sorry. I have no idea.
578
00:35:24,853 --> 00:35:28,050
Well, you're not what I would call
a compliant personality.
579
00:35:28,133 --> 00:35:29,725
This is my fault?
580
00:35:29,813 --> 00:35:33,169
Perhaps in another session
we'll explore this wasp.
581
00:35:33,253 --> 00:35:37,804
Yeah. And next time
I'll open the door to what? A giant snake?
582
00:35:38,333 --> 00:35:40,688
I don't think so, Doc.
583
00:35:43,133 --> 00:35:47,172
You're an eye surgeon, Dr Ostenbach.
Ed Milner's eyes were cut out.
584
00:35:47,253 --> 00:35:49,448
Don't you have to wait till I call my lawyer?
585
00:35:49,533 --> 00:35:52,331
We can execute the warrant,
you can call your lawyer.
586
00:35:52,413 --> 00:35:54,722
Sparkles is a litigation lawyer.
587
00:35:54,813 --> 00:35:57,691
Oh, a lawyer named Sparkles.
Now I'm shivering.
588
00:35:57,773 --> 00:36:00,685
Look, you're making a mistake.
589
00:36:00,773 --> 00:36:02,604
I did not kill Ed Milner.
590
00:36:02,693 --> 00:36:07,050
- She actually killed her pony, Mister Ed.
- Look, I loved Mister Ed.
591
00:36:07,133 --> 00:36:10,409
But he didn't love you back.
Not enough to leave his wife.
592
00:36:10,493 --> 00:36:15,613
What happened? Did he talk to you
before you returned him into a human being?
593
00:36:15,693 --> 00:36:17,092
You don't know anything.
594
00:36:17,173 --> 00:36:19,892
I'm pretty sure he told you
he was going back to his wife.
595
00:36:19,973 --> 00:36:23,443
And you convinced him to engage
in one last session of pony play.
596
00:36:23,533 --> 00:36:27,811
You took Lucky's truck out to the pasture,
had sex with him and... finished him off.
597
00:36:27,893 --> 00:36:32,364
Hiding in plain sight.
Thanks for making this part easy.
598
00:36:32,453 --> 00:36:34,364
That's a hoof knife. So what?
599
00:36:34,453 --> 00:36:38,890
Your DNA will be on the handle
and Ed Milner's blood on the blade.
600
00:36:38,973 --> 00:36:40,042
Mister Ed's blood.
601
00:36:40,133 --> 00:36:43,045
Your pony misbehaved,
so you stabbed him in the forehead.
602
00:36:43,133 --> 00:36:45,203
You cut off his feet, bound his wrists.
603
00:36:45,293 --> 00:36:50,003
But his human eyes were staring back at you,
so you gouged 'em out.
604
00:36:51,933 --> 00:36:54,288
I left my husband for him.
605
00:36:55,693 --> 00:36:57,923
I left Thor for him.
606
00:36:58,453 --> 00:37:00,489
And he was gonna leave me?
607
00:37:02,533 --> 00:37:04,569
What was I supposed to do?
608
00:37:09,573 --> 00:37:11,723
- Hey.
- Hey.
609
00:37:11,813 --> 00:37:15,089
So I, uh... I looked up "wasp" in dream theory.
610
00:37:15,173 --> 00:37:17,289
- I love dream theory.
- I know you do.
611
00:37:17,373 --> 00:37:22,367
And guess what I found.
A wasp signifies anger and envy.
612
00:37:22,453 --> 00:37:25,843
- Bees are good. Any chance it was a bee?
- No, Jack.
613
00:37:29,213 --> 00:37:32,364
A book about nuclear radiation
creating a giant wasp.
614
00:37:32,453 --> 00:37:36,685
I was reading it in Fiji.
I mean, between all the snorkelling and the...
615
00:37:36,773 --> 00:37:38,809
- Sightseeing.
- Let's go with that.
616
00:37:38,893 --> 00:37:41,965
- What's it mean?
- Look inside.
617
00:37:44,813 --> 00:37:47,247
- That's Berimbau.
- Mm-hm.
618
00:37:47,333 --> 00:37:51,326
His face is turned, so there's still
not much to go on. God, the guy is a giant.
619
00:37:51,413 --> 00:37:53,688
Flip the picture.
620
00:37:54,213 --> 00:37:56,443
"Angie and Grayson."
621
00:37:56,853 --> 00:37:59,970
- His name was Grayson.
- Grayson Barasa.
622
00:38:00,053 --> 00:38:05,081
Once I say the first name, the rest of it
just flows out. Grayson Barasa.
623
00:38:05,173 --> 00:38:07,164
You did it, Angie.
624
00:38:07,653 --> 00:38:11,441
- You really do want to find him.
- I really, really do.
625
00:38:11,533 --> 00:38:14,331
- To divorce him.
- I want a divorce.
626
00:38:15,733 --> 00:38:18,406
And then I want a wedding.
627
00:38:36,693 --> 00:38:38,411
How's that salad?
628
00:38:38,493 --> 00:38:41,724
There are many health benefits
to being vegetarian.
629
00:38:41,813 --> 00:38:45,328
It's a rational choice
in a world where food supplies
630
00:38:45,413 --> 00:38:47,722
are affected by global-warming issues.
631
00:38:47,813 --> 00:38:49,769
What about global taste issues?
632
00:38:49,853 --> 00:38:53,732
Is that meat
sweet, rich, super-lean and soft?
633
00:38:54,693 --> 00:38:58,811
- What, does it taste like horse meat?
- You should consider vegetarianism too.
634
00:38:58,893 --> 00:39:01,282
I didn't lose my appetite
because of horse meat.
635
00:39:01,373 --> 00:39:05,605
I lost my appetite because you made me think
about all those people parading around
636
00:39:05,693 --> 00:39:09,652
pretending to be something they aren't
just so they could have crappy sex.
637
00:39:09,733 --> 00:39:12,964
- How do you know it's crappy?
- Gotta be. Come on, it's gotta be.
638
00:39:13,053 --> 00:39:14,930
Why?
639
00:39:16,973 --> 00:39:19,806
Why? I'll tell you why.
640
00:39:20,733 --> 00:39:25,363
Here we are, all of us,
basically alone,
641
00:39:25,453 --> 00:39:28,206
separate creatures just circling each other,
642
00:39:28,293 --> 00:39:31,603
all searching for that slightest hint
of a real connection.
643
00:39:31,693 --> 00:39:33,649
Some look in the wrong places.
644
00:39:33,733 --> 00:39:39,285
Some give up hope because they're thinking,
"Oh, there's nobody out there for me."
645
00:39:39,373 --> 00:39:42,968
But all of us, we keep trying
over and over again.
646
00:39:43,053 --> 00:39:47,524
Why? Because every once in a while...
every once in a while...
647
00:39:47,613 --> 00:39:50,923
two people meet and there's that spark.
648
00:39:51,013 --> 00:39:54,210
And yes, Bones,
he's handsome and she's beautiful,
649
00:39:54,293 --> 00:39:57,012
and maybe that's all they see at first.
650
00:39:57,933 --> 00:40:00,049
But making love?
651
00:40:00,853 --> 00:40:02,844
Making love...
652
00:40:04,653 --> 00:40:07,929
that's when two people become one.
653
00:40:09,733 --> 00:40:14,090
It is... scientifically impossible
for two objects to occupy the same space.
654
00:40:14,173 --> 00:40:16,926
Yeah. But what's important is we try.
655
00:40:17,013 --> 00:40:19,891
And when we do it right, we get close.
656
00:40:19,973 --> 00:40:22,692
To what? Breaking the laws of physics?
657
00:40:22,773 --> 00:40:25,606
Yeah, Bones. A miracle.
658
00:40:27,773 --> 00:40:34,690
Those people, role-playing and their fetishes
and their little sex games - it's crappy sex.
659
00:40:34,773 --> 00:40:37,845
Well, at least compared to the real thing.
660
00:40:41,893 --> 00:40:44,248
- You're right.
- Yeah, but...
661
00:40:46,533 --> 00:40:48,922
Wait a second. I just won that argument?
662
00:40:49,013 --> 00:40:50,605
Yup.
663
00:41:39,013 --> 00:41:40,366
What's that mean?
664
00:41:42,453 --> 00:41:43,966
ENGLISH SDH