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Lo, the cave
where the princess doth dwell.
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Let the light of Mythryleen guide our path.
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- It smells like ass in here, yo.
- Yo? Who is this Yo of whom you speak?
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- I know him not.
- For real, Trev. Let's go back.
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Those other freaks
are gonna beat us to the treasure anyway.
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The name's Blackthorne
and you'd do well to remember it.
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Your name is Trevor Vertuca,
and that is your mom's cell phone.
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Now call her to pick us up, or I will.
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This is getting old. Right, Ezra?
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A rat? Come on.
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Wait for me! Wait for me!
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Look, I'm sorry about this.
We don't usually break character, but...
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I mean, you have to dock points.
I understand.
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What the...
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- Open up!
- All right! All right!
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All right. I'm coming. Just keep it down.
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What's taking so long?
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- Hi.
- What's wrong?
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Nothing. Come on in.
How about some coffee? Arabian bean!
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- You hurt your back again?
- No, no, no.
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It's that obvious, huh?
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Your gait suggests you re-strained
your anterior longitudinal ligament.
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Yeah, well, I blame the couch. All right?
I fell asleep last night watching the game.
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Look, I figured you fixed my back
last time really well.
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And I just thought that
maybe you could fix it again.
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So, use your little magic knuckles,
and hit it up and we're good to go.
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Booth, if this has become a recurring
problem, you should see a specialist.
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Right. I get it. All disclaimers apply.
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Here we go. Hit the back.
Chop-chop. We got a case.
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- No.
- What do you mean, no?
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Last time I had this,
you were begging to help me.
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No. I probably shouldn't have
touched you the last time.
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- You need a medical doctor.
- I'm not asking you to perform surgery.
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Just do what you did last time
and fix it with your magic knuckles and...
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Look, there's no one I trust more
to get my back and crack it than you.
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- Wow.
- You want more?
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No. That was effective. Turn around.
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- Okay. Ready?
- Okay. This is gonna be good.
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Believe me. I really am not going to forget...
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This.
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How is he?
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Dr. Patel suspects a herniated disk
in Booth's lumbar region.
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We'll know which vertebrae
when the X-rays get here.
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So you didn't
actually paralyze him?
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No. The Vicodin seems to be working.
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He claims
it makes the furniture feel friendly.
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But he'll be on bed rest
for the remainder of the week.
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Are you okay?
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Of course.
I wasn't the one who was injured.
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Admittedly, I shouldn't have let
Booth talk me into adjusting him.
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- Agent Perotta.
- Dr. Brennan, nice to see you.
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I was honored you requested me
as a substitute for Agent Booth.
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The variables involved
in breaking in a new person
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outweigh the benefit of possibly
finding a better investigator.
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Let's not get gushy about it.
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Agent Perotta and I
inspected the dump site.
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And I cleared the body
to be transported back to the lab.
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We haven't determined identity yet.
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Booth usually waits for me to conduct
my own examination of the scene.
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Do you want to go back there?
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No. I'll examine the remains here.
Thank you.
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Mr. Fisher, welcome back.
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What are your preliminary findings?
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The victim is female, 25 to 29 years old.
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Severe damage to the skull. The
mandible's almost completely severed.
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Avulsions to the tissue
at the maxillary and mandibular incisors,
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that's very unusual.
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It's like her face was hit by a wrecking ball.
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This damage is going to make
facial reconstruction very difficult.
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Yeah.
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The flesh is all yours, Dr. Saroyan.
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Does that mean
we're officially investigating a murder?
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She's just upset
because she put Booth in the hospital.
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I understand that,
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but I still need
someone to officially say "murder."
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- Murder.
- Thank you.
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So, what do we make of this clothing?
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Like a costume out of
The Lord of the Rings.
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The porno version.
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- Fisher, you're into this stuff.
- Porn?
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- Fantasy, sci-fi, geek stuff.
- Superficial judgment.
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Both feet display
erythema and heavy blistering,
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but no calluses.
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My guess is she was standing
in those princess pumps for hours.
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The skin here, on the back of the hand,
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is less desiccated
than the area surrounding it.
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- I'm not sure what that means yet.
- May I?
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Hello.
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It's a Spectroline UV stamp.
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They're designed
to withstand evaporation.
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No match to any local bars or clubs,
but I'm still searching.
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- Agent Perotta discovered this?
- Yes.
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You should be nicer to her.
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Well, I like working with Booth.
I'm nice to him.
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- Okay, I admit. I'm a geek.
- You're a Greek?
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No, a geek, sweetie.
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I love it all. Star Trek, Star Wars,
Buffy, Xena, Akira.
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I even watch Fringe.
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My girlfriend, Jill, dumped me
because of it, which is very depressing.
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- Fisher, what doesn't depress you?
- Answers.
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I know that insignia.
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I bet the victim
was a booth babe at lmagiCon.
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- I don't know what that means.
- ImagiCon?
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It's a convention for fans of genre movies,
comic books, video games, anime.
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Yeah, and it's at Union Center
till the end of the week.
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Click on gallery
for booth babe roundup. Yeah.
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When Dr. Saroyan talked about the victim
standing on her feet for hours,
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- it sort of started to click for me.
- Stop.
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That's definitely our dress.
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And judging from her
zygomatic arches and facial contours,
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there's a good chance
that that's our victim wearing it.
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- Someone should inform Agent Perotta.
- That'd be you, sweetie.
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Of course. I will inform Agent Perotta.
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Well,
these people don't look like killers.
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I disagree.
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Fascinating.
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A summit between the disenfranchised
and the commercial franchises.
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I'm at a loss
for an anthropological analogue.
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So, you really did a number
on Booth's lower back, huh?
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Well, he had a mechanical problem
which didn't show up on his X-rays.
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My adjustment aggravated it.
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- So it was an accident?
- Yes.
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Why? Did Booth tell you
something different?
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No. No, no. In fact, "aggravated"
was exactly the word he used.
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There's the Grimoire 3.0 booth.
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I'm Special Agent Perotta, FBI.
This is Dr. Brennan from the Jeffersonian.
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We need you to answer
a couple of questions.
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Yeah, that's Kendra Kim.
You can call me Shiny.
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- Why?
- It's my name. Shiny Kopinski.
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Shiny, you didn't find it strange at all
that Kendra didn't show up for work?
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I just figured the Grimoire people
fired her for her attitude.
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What are Grimoire people?
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Grimoire 3.0 is the online encyclopedia
fantastica for the mouth-breather crowd.
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Your job is to sexualize software?
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- You mentioned Kendra had an attitude?
- Kendra thought she was a princess.
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She kept bragging about the fact
that this was her last trade show.
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And she was sitting on some goldmine,
and was gonna cash in big.
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- What was the goldmine?
- She wouldn't say.
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But one day,
I followed her on a lunch break.
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I figured I'd catch her
talking to some game developer.
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I mean, those guys are loaded,
and some of them even smell normal.
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But the only person I saw her talking to
was some loser at the Blacksmith booth.
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- Are you Kroon the Blacksmith?
- Kroon, I am.
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And who be ye, fair maiden?
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I be a special agent
in search of justice and truth.
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Yea, thou art. How can I assist thee?
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By knocking off the medieval stuff
and answering some questions.
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That would make me
feel more comfortable.
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I assume Kroon the Blacksmith
is not on your driver's license?
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The name's Peter Kroon.
I don't know what you've heard,
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but these weapons
are all legal and accounted for.
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Do you know this young woman?
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I know her first name, Kimba.
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Kendra.
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Whatever.
She's the girl with Excalibur.
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You mean the sword
from the King Arthur mythos?
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Yes. Though in this case, it's a prop
sword from the film, Le Morte d'Arthur.
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- Is she in trouble?
- No. She's dead.
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- Do you sell nunchaku?
- No.
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No.
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Why do you ask if she's in trouble?
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She stopped by and asked me
how much I'd give her for it.
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Excalibur. I take a look and go,
"Whoa, that ain't no ordinary cutlery."
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I have to wonder if it's hot.
You know, stolen.
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Did it have significant value?
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It was worth thousands,
tens of thousands.
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You weren't tempted to kill her,
take it for yourself?
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Look. I could've told her
it was worth 200 bucks, ripped her off.
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But I didn't. I sent her to Carl Derf
to list it at the auction.
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Why was this piece of cutlery
worth so much?
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It was the actual prop
wielded by Guy Thivisol
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in the first fantasy film ever made.
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The Excalibur from this film
is the Holy Grail of fantasy memorabilia.
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Here it is.
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Beautiful.
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Mmm.
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And you have no idea
where Kendra Kim got it?
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She said
she got it from her family.
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You don't believe her?
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That sword hasn't been seen in 20 years.
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What I thought was that
she got it from someone else here.
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- Stole it?
- Stole it, maybe.
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The girl was hot.
That goes a long way in a place like this.
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Trauma is limited to the skull.
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Once I clean the skeleton and get
a better look at the mandibular damage,
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I'll know more,
or get fired for incompetence.
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Well, I am finished with the soft tissue,
so you can remove the flesh now.
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According to our old friends,
diptera and coleoptera,
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I place actual time of death
about 72 hours ago.
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Also, I discovered soil under her nails
along with traces of Virginia nailworts,
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neither native to the dump site.
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What's with the long face there, sunshine?
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Mr. Fisher just broke up with his girlfriend
and he's feeling a little down.
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What about me?
My girlfriend and I broke up.
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I gotta see her at work every day.
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Well, obviously it hasn't
blackened your soul like it has mine.
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- There was some light charring.
- I'm dead inside.
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Okay, you win. Happy?
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Not that I can ever remember.
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So, what did your doctor say?
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Something about a possible herniation
occurred on my disks. L3, L4.
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Nothing, you know,
a little rest, stretching...
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Hey, maybe a good massage
will just kick it right out.
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Well, intervertebral disk degeneration
shouldn't be taken lightly.
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Are you wearing
your lumbosacral support belt?
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Yeah. The girdle, you mean.
Yeah, it's nice and tight.
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Hold on.
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- It's Booth.
- Hey, it's Perotta. How you doing?
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- You need anything?
- No. I am just dandy.
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Well, if you do...
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- Hey, we found the victim's father.
- We did?
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- Who was that?
- It's Booth.
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- No, no, no. Before it was you.
- Booth, you pressed "conference."
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- Dr. Brennan?
- It's me, Booth.
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Booth is on painkillers.
Is the victim's father coming in?
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- I want to be there!
- No, you can't!
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- He can't.
- Why?
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Yes, I can.
What are you still doing on this call?
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No. Agent Perotta, his back is very bad.
He can't be there. You can't let him in.
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- Yes, I can. I am the ranking officer.
- But you are incapacitated by painkillers.
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Bones, enough! Okay?
I'm not incapacipatated.
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Or whatever you said there, all right?
I just...
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Don't listen to her, Perotta. Don't.
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Did your daughter
live at home with you, Mr. Kim?
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No.
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Kendra lived in a condo in Logan Circle.
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Look, ask him when was
the last time he saw his daughter.
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- What was that?
- This is Agent Booth.
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- Hello.
- He's unable to be with us in person.
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Kendra and I didn't see each other much,
231
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despite the fact
that I put a roof over her head.
232
00:12:48,853 --> 00:12:50,684
According to the modeling agency
that booked your daughter,
233
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all of her checks
were sent to your address?
234
00:12:52,893 --> 00:12:56,249
The money went to pay the mortgage
on the condo, which was also in my name.
235
00:12:56,333 --> 00:12:58,563
That's kind of a weird arrangement,
now isn't it?
236
00:12:58,653 --> 00:12:59,642
So is this.
237
00:12:59,733 --> 00:13:04,124
Well, considering my situation
and my back, which is... Continue.
238
00:13:05,773 --> 00:13:08,810
Kendra was about as irresponsible
as a person could be.
239
00:13:09,533 --> 00:13:12,570
I told her after she paid her debt to me
240
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she could spend her money
how she wanted.
241
00:13:14,093 --> 00:13:15,606
Tough love.
242
00:13:17,373 --> 00:13:19,489
- Did you give her a sword?
- A sword?
243
00:13:19,573 --> 00:13:22,645
- It's a knife. But it's only huge.
- No.
244
00:13:22,733 --> 00:13:24,928
But did your daughter mention
she might have something of value?
245
00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:26,287
- No.
- Probably because
246
00:13:26,373 --> 00:13:28,250
you'd take it away from her.
247
00:13:28,333 --> 00:13:31,405
- Okay, this doesn't work.
- Don't... Don't shut me off.
248
00:13:32,253 --> 00:13:36,531
I'd like to take a look
at your daughter's condo, Mr. Kim.
249
00:13:52,573 --> 00:13:55,531
Looks like
someone really wanted that sword.
250
00:14:05,093 --> 00:14:08,085
Precise slashes to the couch
and removal of ventilation screens
251
00:14:08,173 --> 00:14:10,289
suggest perp was frustrated in the search.
252
00:14:10,373 --> 00:14:13,126
Digital answering machine behind the bed.
It's cracked.
253
00:14:13,213 --> 00:14:15,773
See if Computer Forensics
can get anything off of it.
254
00:14:15,853 --> 00:14:19,687
Found some running shoes in the closet.
Soles contain insects, soil, and blood.
255
00:14:19,773 --> 00:14:21,331
You want our lab to analyze that or yours?
256
00:14:21,413 --> 00:14:24,405
Yeah. I'd like to see you try
and get these away from me now.
257
00:14:24,493 --> 00:14:28,611
- Figuratively speaking, of course.
- Anything else, Dr. Hodgins?
258
00:14:28,693 --> 00:14:32,572
In some ways, you're just like Booth.
Mean that as a compliment.
259
00:14:32,653 --> 00:14:34,132
I don't think you do.
260
00:14:36,573 --> 00:14:37,608
Now check this out.
261
00:14:37,693 --> 00:14:40,765
Mandibular trauma downward.
Maxillary trauma upward.
262
00:14:40,853 --> 00:14:43,367
Trauma to the molars extends bilaterally.
263
00:14:43,453 --> 00:14:46,968
The force radiated symmetrically
from the center of her mouth.
264
00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:50,329
- It's like her face exploded.
- Certainly nothing I've seen before.
265
00:14:52,133 --> 00:14:54,522
- Very good, Mr. Fisher.
- Really?
266
00:14:56,133 --> 00:15:01,651
Just seems like the truth is further away
than it was before, and like laughing at us.
267
00:15:01,733 --> 00:15:05,328
Process of elimination
is a key step to discovering the truth.
268
00:15:05,413 --> 00:15:08,052
I've seen many unusual murder weapons.
269
00:15:08,133 --> 00:15:12,729
So the fact that I don't recognize this one
rules out all of the others.
270
00:15:12,813 --> 00:15:15,088
Wow. My kind of silver lining.
271
00:15:16,573 --> 00:15:18,131
It's depressing.
272
00:15:22,893 --> 00:15:26,442
The blood I found on the booth babe's
running shoes, not human.
273
00:15:26,533 --> 00:15:28,888
I think our princess kissed a toad.
274
00:15:29,773 --> 00:15:33,812
- Bufo americanus. American toad.
- So she stepped on a frog?
275
00:15:33,893 --> 00:15:35,804
A toad. Bufo americanus.
276
00:15:35,893 --> 00:15:39,124
Which amphibian
is down to one local population
277
00:15:39,213 --> 00:15:41,283
right here near the Potomac,
278
00:15:41,373 --> 00:15:45,366
in an area which matches the soil and flora
found beneath her fingernails.
279
00:15:45,453 --> 00:15:48,809
She went for a run, stepped on a frog,
and buried something?
280
00:15:48,893 --> 00:15:52,488
A toad. And, yeah. Yeah, that's the picture
forming in my mind, too.
281
00:15:54,053 --> 00:15:56,886
We pulled this message
off the victim's answering machine.
282
00:15:56,973 --> 00:15:59,168
I don't know who you think
you're fooling, little princess,
283
00:15:59,253 --> 00:16:01,403
but you're playing with a woman
who gets what she wants.
284
00:16:01,493 --> 00:16:04,690
You've got three days. I want that sword.
285
00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:08,722
You want me to do a profile
from a voice on an answering machine?
286
00:16:08,813 --> 00:16:11,373
Give it a shot. You're a smarty pants.
287
00:16:11,453 --> 00:16:13,842
Okay, fine. "You're playing with a woman"
288
00:16:13,933 --> 00:16:17,369
suggests that the caller regards
the victim as a child in comparison.
289
00:16:17,453 --> 00:16:21,207
- Okay. So, what? An old woman?
- No, no, experientially.
290
00:16:21,293 --> 00:16:23,124
Probably in terms of sexual experience.
291
00:16:23,213 --> 00:16:25,807
So you're looking
for someone fairly promiscuous.
292
00:16:25,893 --> 00:16:28,532
I think that she's already
tried to take the sword from a man
293
00:16:28,613 --> 00:16:31,764
and now is truly annoyed
that she has to deal with a girl.
294
00:16:32,573 --> 00:16:34,643
The auctioneer is a man
295
00:16:34,733 --> 00:16:38,521
and he evaluated the sword
before Kendra panicked and buried it.
296
00:16:41,573 --> 00:16:44,724
I can assure you
that this is a clean and fair auction.
297
00:16:44,813 --> 00:16:46,166
We've been running this auction
for 15 years...
298
00:16:46,253 --> 00:16:48,289
Please answer
the question, Mr. Dorf.
299
00:16:48,373 --> 00:16:49,408
Derf.
300
00:16:49,493 --> 00:16:51,688
Yes. I certified and registered the item.
301
00:16:51,773 --> 00:16:55,129
I even gave the consigner the option
to store in our secure room. She declined.
302
00:16:55,213 --> 00:16:57,807
The consigner has to give you detailed
contact information, right?
303
00:16:57,893 --> 00:17:00,646
- If they want to get paid.
- And sometimes you give that information
304
00:17:00,733 --> 00:17:03,930
to certain parties interested
in illegal pre-bidding?
305
00:17:04,013 --> 00:17:06,573
What? No. No, look. I told you before...
306
00:17:06,653 --> 00:17:09,690
Your pupils are constricted,
suggesting an increase in adrenaline.
307
00:17:09,773 --> 00:17:11,286
- What?
- And the change in voice pitch
308
00:17:11,373 --> 00:17:14,809
indicates increased pressure in the neck
via the laryngeal prominence.
309
00:17:14,893 --> 00:17:17,088
- What are you saying?
- You're lying to us.
310
00:17:17,173 --> 00:17:20,449
Kinesthesia is a clear indicator
of dissembling, Mr. Dorf.
311
00:17:20,533 --> 00:17:24,128
- Derf. But, look...
- Do you recognize this voice?
312
00:17:24,213 --> 00:17:26,488
I don't know who you think
you're fooling, little princess,
313
00:17:26,573 --> 00:17:28,643
but you're playing with a woman
who gets what she wants.
314
00:17:28,733 --> 00:17:32,043
You've got three days. I want that sword.
315
00:17:32,133 --> 00:17:34,010
Did that woman
contact you about the sword?
316
00:17:34,093 --> 00:17:38,848
Yes, she did. Her name is Valerie Daniels.
She's a medieval weapons collector.
317
00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:42,482
And you provided her with
Kendra Kim's address and phone number.
318
00:17:42,573 --> 00:17:45,645
Every auction does private pre-bids.
And no one ever gets...
319
00:17:45,733 --> 00:17:48,122
- Hurt?
- But wait a minute.
320
00:17:48,213 --> 00:17:51,330
What about the Excalibur? Did you find it?
Is it still going up for auction?
321
00:17:51,413 --> 00:17:54,849
Booth is right.
You're like a portable polygraph.
322
00:17:54,933 --> 00:17:56,764
He didn't mean that in a good way,
though, did he?
323
00:18:01,973 --> 00:18:05,966
This is quite a collection of medieval
and fantasy weapons, Ms. Daniels.
324
00:18:06,053 --> 00:18:09,807
My parents call it a waste of my trust fund,
which is praise enough for me.
325
00:18:09,893 --> 00:18:12,726
Seems an unlikely hobby
for a young woman.
326
00:18:12,813 --> 00:18:17,489
I like sharp edges. I like sharp against soft.
327
00:18:18,133 --> 00:18:20,852
- What do you like, Dr. Sweets?
- What?
328
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,924
Can you account
for your whereabouts Wednesday night?
329
00:18:23,013 --> 00:18:25,322
Yeah. I was somewhere
not killing Kendra Kim.
330
00:18:25,413 --> 00:18:27,563
- That's what you wanted to know, right?
- That's not what I asked.
331
00:18:27,653 --> 00:18:32,932
I was at the Immortal Comics after party.
You can ask Dean Noveck, the publisher.
332
00:18:33,013 --> 00:18:36,722
We slept together. The sex was vanilla.
At least I got an alibi out of it, right?
333
00:18:36,813 --> 00:18:39,452
You feel a need to be in control,
don't you, Ms. Daniels?
334
00:18:39,533 --> 00:18:43,526
- I'd like to control you if you're up for it.
- Oh, I assure you I'm not.
335
00:18:43,613 --> 00:18:48,129
And your attempt to regain self-esteem
through sexual intimidation will not repair
336
00:18:48,213 --> 00:18:51,091
the dysfunctional relationship
you had with your father.
337
00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:54,609
Abandonment? Abuse? Indifference?
338
00:18:54,693 --> 00:18:59,244
You are far more ripped under those
schoolboy duds than one would think,
339
00:18:59,333 --> 00:19:01,608
- aren't you, Dr. Sweets?
- Yes.
340
00:19:01,693 --> 00:19:05,163
But right now, I'm more interested to hear
why you trashed Kendra's condo
341
00:19:05,253 --> 00:19:07,084
after you didn't kill her.
342
00:19:07,173 --> 00:19:08,845
Her condo was trashed?
343
00:19:08,933 --> 00:19:12,812
They were looking for Excalibur.
That's what you wanted, right?
344
00:19:12,893 --> 00:19:17,887
I travel the world tracking down
rare and beautiful weapons. I do research.
345
00:19:17,973 --> 00:19:21,966
I develop contacts. I put in serious work.
Along comes this booth babe
346
00:19:22,053 --> 00:19:25,728
with a famous sword
thought to be lost for decades?
347
00:19:25,813 --> 00:19:27,883
- She didn't deserve it.
- But you deserved it?
348
00:19:27,973 --> 00:19:29,406
I asked her where did she get it.
349
00:19:29,493 --> 00:19:32,212
She said somebody
dressed as a black knight
350
00:19:32,293 --> 00:19:34,488
just gave it to her
on the first day of lmagiCon.
351
00:19:34,573 --> 00:19:37,451
Just walked up
and presented it to her as a gift.
352
00:19:37,533 --> 00:19:39,728
She expected me to believe that?
353
00:19:40,653 --> 00:19:42,883
I didn't kill the girl.
354
00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:44,929
I just wanted the sword.
355
00:19:50,733 --> 00:19:53,201
- Oh, man. Feels good.
- Yeah.
356
00:19:53,293 --> 00:19:57,081
- Thanks for coming along.
- Yeah. Any chance to get some fresh air.
357
00:19:57,173 --> 00:20:00,927
Lone guy with a metal detector
in the bushes, looks kind of creepy.
358
00:20:01,013 --> 00:20:02,810
It is. And I know you.
359
00:20:02,893 --> 00:20:05,168
Oh, boy! Frog!
360
00:20:05,253 --> 00:20:08,882
Toad, not frog. Bufo americanus.
361
00:20:08,973 --> 00:20:10,645
And Virginia nailwort.
362
00:20:11,413 --> 00:20:13,131
We're close to where
she buried the sword.
363
00:20:13,213 --> 00:20:14,771
Hold on a second.
364
00:20:16,253 --> 00:20:18,244
I got frequency response.
365
00:20:25,373 --> 00:20:26,692
Whoa.
366
00:20:27,733 --> 00:20:29,166
Excalibur.
367
00:20:31,093 --> 00:20:34,449
"I am the once and future king!"
368
00:20:34,533 --> 00:20:37,889
- Way to not be creepy.
- Wow.
369
00:20:47,933 --> 00:20:51,892
- That is not a toy, Dr. Hodgins.
- It kind of is. It's a movie prop.
370
00:20:51,973 --> 00:20:55,124
Stainless steel blade.
That was new technology for the time.
371
00:20:55,213 --> 00:20:57,647
- Edge is dull, of course.
- May I see?
372
00:21:00,413 --> 00:21:02,244
It's badly balanced.
373
00:21:03,373 --> 00:21:05,011
The blade is warped.
374
00:21:05,093 --> 00:21:08,529
All of the prints on the sword
belong to Kendra Kim.
375
00:21:08,613 --> 00:21:11,411
- Could this be the murder weapon?
- She wasn't stabbed or slashed.
376
00:21:11,493 --> 00:21:14,530
The damage to her jaw is unique.
It wasn't from being struck with a sword.
377
00:21:14,613 --> 00:21:16,843
Is that the sword? Can I?
378
00:21:21,173 --> 00:21:23,733
"An elegant weapon
for a more civilized age."
379
00:21:23,813 --> 00:21:27,044
Actually, the age in which swords
were the primary infantry weapon
380
00:21:27,133 --> 00:21:28,851
were some of the most barbaric in history.
381
00:21:28,933 --> 00:21:31,401
- It's a line from Star Wars.
- Obi-Wan Kenobi.
382
00:21:31,493 --> 00:21:34,530
- What language is that supposed to be?
- Why is he all excited?
383
00:21:34,613 --> 00:21:38,401
Finding this sword has given us
a unique advantage in this case.
384
00:21:38,493 --> 00:21:40,404
We now have
what the killer wants the most.
385
00:21:40,493 --> 00:21:42,563
It only makes sense
that the killer's gonna come after it again.
386
00:21:42,653 --> 00:21:44,405
Dr. Sweets wants to lay a trap.
387
00:21:44,493 --> 00:21:47,007
You said that the auctioneer's
no longer a suspect, correct?
388
00:21:47,093 --> 00:21:49,004
So we lean on him to fake the auction?
389
00:21:49,093 --> 00:21:53,132
- No, we can't auction off evidence.
- I never thought of that.
390
00:21:53,213 --> 00:21:56,842
We could insert an undercover asset
who outbids everyone for the item,
391
00:21:56,933 --> 00:21:59,128
- no matter how high the price goes.
- The auction's tomorrow.
392
00:21:59,213 --> 00:22:00,851
I don't have time to set up
that kind of operation.
393
00:22:00,933 --> 00:22:03,322
I'll do it. You and Dr. Brennan have already
394
00:22:03,413 --> 00:22:06,291
been seen walking around lmagiCon
asking questions, right?
395
00:22:06,373 --> 00:22:10,491
Whereas I am an unknown quantity,
an enigma.
396
00:22:10,573 --> 00:22:14,282
"Who is this man bidding
so aggressively for Excalibur?"
397
00:22:14,373 --> 00:22:19,128
I'm confident that if our killer is there,
this will provoke him to reveal himself.
398
00:22:19,213 --> 00:22:20,202
I play the mystery bidder.
399
00:22:20,293 --> 00:22:24,684
You observe the unsuspecting suspects
via video feed in a separate room.
400
00:22:24,773 --> 00:22:26,843
Who's gonna run the camera?
401
00:22:26,933 --> 00:22:30,403
We need someone who blends in.
402
00:22:30,493 --> 00:22:32,131
Someone who looks
like they belong there.
403
00:22:32,213 --> 00:22:34,647
I drug your ghost across the country
404
00:22:34,733 --> 00:22:36,405
And we plotted out my death
405
00:22:36,493 --> 00:22:39,371
In every city, memories would whisper
406
00:22:39,453 --> 00:22:41,171
"Here is where you rest"
407
00:22:43,773 --> 00:22:45,331
What's wrong now?
408
00:22:50,213 --> 00:22:54,047
Sold to the Rancor Princess.
Congratulations, ma'am.
409
00:22:54,333 --> 00:22:57,530
Is there a special reason
why you wanted me here, Agent Perotta?
410
00:22:57,613 --> 00:23:01,447
I thought you wanted
to be involved in the investigation. Okay.
411
00:23:01,533 --> 00:23:03,091
- Pan around, Fisher.
- Lot 784.
412
00:23:03,173 --> 00:23:05,243
- We have an Imperial...
- Good.
413
00:23:05,333 --> 00:23:08,052
- There is Peter Kroon.
going into space.
414
00:23:08,133 --> 00:23:11,569
- Bidding starts at $5,000.
- And there is Valerie Daniels.
415
00:23:11,653 --> 00:23:14,087
- Let's hope she doesn't recognize Sweets.
- I have five. Do I...
416
00:23:14,173 --> 00:23:15,731
There's the Black Knight.
417
00:23:15,813 --> 00:23:18,885
Valerie Daniels said that
a Black Knight gave Kendra the sword.
418
00:23:18,973 --> 00:23:20,884
All right.
Stay on this one, Fisher.
419
00:23:20,973 --> 00:23:22,850
Okay, Lot 922.
420
00:23:22,933 --> 00:23:25,288
We have here the Geiger counter.
421
00:23:25,373 --> 00:23:29,446
The actual Geiger counter used
by Ron Berger in The Day of the Atom.
422
00:23:29,533 --> 00:23:33,162
Who can forget that sound
right before the giant cockroach attack?
423
00:23:35,853 --> 00:23:39,243
Bidding starts at 10,000. Do I have 10?
424
00:23:39,333 --> 00:23:43,884
10 to the Elven Warrior.
15 to the Snaarflap in the front row.
425
00:23:43,973 --> 00:23:47,568
Do I have 16? 16? 20,000!
426
00:23:47,653 --> 00:23:49,530
Going once, twice...
427
00:23:49,613 --> 00:23:54,164
Sold to the Gentleman Molnar!
Sorry, ma'am. Female Molnar.
428
00:23:54,253 --> 00:23:57,450
- They're difficult...
- Okay. Here we go. Sword is next.
429
00:23:57,533 --> 00:23:58,886
Fisher, find Sweets.
430
00:23:58,973 --> 00:24:02,204
Sweets, you gotta try to keep
that giant fuzzy thing
431
00:24:02,293 --> 00:24:05,410
- between you and Valerie Daniels, okay?
- She won't recognize me.
432
00:24:05,493 --> 00:24:07,404
Where did he get that disguise
on such short notice?
433
00:24:07,493 --> 00:24:09,643
My guess is his closet.
434
00:24:09,733 --> 00:24:12,167
The last item needs no introduction.
435
00:24:12,253 --> 00:24:16,531
The Excalibur sword from the film
Le Morte d'Arthur.
436
00:24:18,293 --> 00:24:19,726
- That's great.
- As you may have heard,
437
00:24:19,813 --> 00:24:22,281
the seller of this item
tragically died this week.
438
00:24:22,373 --> 00:24:25,968
According to her family's wishes,
the proceeds for this lot will go to charity.
439
00:24:26,053 --> 00:24:31,411
Due to the rare nature of this item
bidding will start at $50,000.
440
00:24:34,133 --> 00:24:38,172
This will separate the men from the boys...
Or the women.
441
00:24:38,253 --> 00:24:42,929
50,000 to the lady in black.
Do I hear 55? 60?
442
00:24:43,013 --> 00:24:45,732
60 to the gentleman from the future
with the red lips.
443
00:24:45,813 --> 00:24:51,206
Do I hear 70? 70,000, yes.
Do I hear 80? 80,000.
444
00:24:51,293 --> 00:24:54,285
Do I hear 90? We have 80 on the table.
Do I hear...
445
00:24:54,373 --> 00:24:55,601
150.
446
00:24:58,293 --> 00:25:02,127
- Fisher, let me take a look at this guy.
- $150,000!
447
00:25:02,213 --> 00:25:06,445
Going once, twice. 160. 170.
448
00:25:06,533 --> 00:25:09,809
Two? 200,000.
449
00:25:13,413 --> 00:25:15,608
- Who is that guy?
- Who is that guy?
450
00:25:15,693 --> 00:25:18,810
This was Johnny Gerard's
first ever fantasy film.
451
00:25:18,893 --> 00:25:21,282
- 300,000!
- Sir?
452
00:25:23,293 --> 00:25:24,965
400,000!
453
00:25:26,253 --> 00:25:28,608
$400,000.
454
00:25:28,693 --> 00:25:30,968
In 193 AD, the Praetorian Guard
took over Rome
455
00:25:31,053 --> 00:25:33,806
and auctioned off the entire empire
to the highest bidder.
456
00:25:33,893 --> 00:25:35,565
I don't know why I'm nervous, but I am.
457
00:25:35,653 --> 00:25:37,325
- Sweets, it's fake money!
- Going once...
458
00:25:37,413 --> 00:25:39,005
- Okay? Just do it!
- Going twice...
459
00:25:39,093 --> 00:25:40,492
- Do it!
- 500!
460
00:25:40,573 --> 00:25:45,283
$500,000 for the Excalibur sword.
A half a million dollars.
461
00:25:46,413 --> 00:25:47,562
Sir?
462
00:25:49,613 --> 00:25:50,682
Ma'am?
463
00:25:52,613 --> 00:25:54,649
500,000, going once,
464
00:25:56,693 --> 00:25:57,967
twice.
465
00:25:59,733 --> 00:26:02,884
Sold to the skinny gentleman
dressed in a...
466
00:26:03,733 --> 00:26:06,884
Congratulations, sir.
And thank you, everyone.
467
00:26:06,973 --> 00:26:08,042
Good job!
468
00:26:08,133 --> 00:26:10,408
Join the medieval weapons
demonstration in the exhibit hall.
469
00:26:10,493 --> 00:26:12,370
- And you guys don't want to miss the...
- How you doing?
470
00:26:12,453 --> 00:26:14,364
Blackthorn guest panel.
That's tomorrow.
471
00:26:14,453 --> 00:26:16,444
Just making a documentary.
472
00:26:18,453 --> 00:26:21,650
Well, I am gonna go talk to James Bond.
473
00:26:25,053 --> 00:26:27,487
Nice suit. Got a minute?
474
00:26:31,093 --> 00:26:34,244
Badgley Mormont? Is that your real name?
475
00:26:34,333 --> 00:26:36,688
Of course
it's my real name. It's a family name.
476
00:26:36,773 --> 00:26:38,286
Could I possibly get my passport back?
477
00:26:38,373 --> 00:26:39,408
Are you in a big hurry to get somewhere?
478
00:26:39,493 --> 00:26:42,963
- I need to make a flight, yes.
- What's your business with the sword?
479
00:26:43,053 --> 00:26:46,489
I represent a group of collectors
known as the Arthurium Consortium.
480
00:26:46,573 --> 00:26:50,361
We house the world's largest collection
of materials relating to Camelot.
481
00:26:50,453 --> 00:26:51,932
They wanted the sword.
482
00:26:52,013 --> 00:26:54,208
Wow. That was actually pretty wild.
483
00:26:54,293 --> 00:26:56,648
But I'm pretty sure
no one realized the auction was bogus.
484
00:26:56,733 --> 00:26:58,485
- The auction was fixed?
- Uh-oh.
485
00:26:58,573 --> 00:27:01,451
I'm going to sue you
and I'm going to sue you.
486
00:27:09,493 --> 00:27:11,723
You know, intellectually
I knew the auction was fixed.
487
00:27:11,813 --> 00:27:14,281
But, man, my heart was pumping!
488
00:27:14,373 --> 00:27:17,126
Well, technically
your adrenal glands were secreting.
489
00:27:17,213 --> 00:27:19,727
Okay. Remember last session
when we talked about the correcting
490
00:27:19,813 --> 00:27:22,771
- and how it could be read the wrong way?
- Right.
491
00:27:24,093 --> 00:27:28,644
So, how did it feel
when you won the sword?
492
00:27:28,733 --> 00:27:30,530
Awesome! Thank you for asking.
493
00:27:30,613 --> 00:27:33,491
Though I gotta say,
I'll be glad to be back behind my desk.
494
00:27:33,573 --> 00:27:35,450
I had enough excitement to last me...
495
00:27:59,973 --> 00:28:01,804
Hey! Stop!
496
00:28:22,973 --> 00:28:24,042
Uh-uh.
497
00:28:27,413 --> 00:28:29,210
Sweets, are you hurt?
498
00:28:29,293 --> 00:28:31,488
I don't know. I don't know.
499
00:28:33,813 --> 00:28:35,849
- Mad props.
- Thanks.
500
00:28:37,333 --> 00:28:38,652
You okay?
501
00:28:45,453 --> 00:28:48,889
Okay. You know what? I'm coming in.
All right? You could've been killed.
502
00:28:48,973 --> 00:28:51,441
No. You shouldn't move, Booth.
With a herniated disk,
503
00:28:51,533 --> 00:28:53,922
the splintered cartilage
can irritate the nerves and...
504
00:28:54,013 --> 00:28:56,732
- I'm fine!
- So the pain is gone?
505
00:28:56,813 --> 00:29:01,170
Don't feel a thing.
I might not be moving as fast,
506
00:29:01,253 --> 00:29:03,926
but, hey, still haven't lost my edge.
507
00:29:04,693 --> 00:29:07,890
- So, why wasn't Perotta with you?
- I was with Sweets.
508
00:29:07,973 --> 00:29:10,851
That's like being protected by a Smurf.
Not the sheriff.
509
00:29:10,933 --> 00:29:13,766
The guy who was in charge.
I don't even know his name.
510
00:29:13,853 --> 00:29:18,404
- But he was blue and a small guy...
- Booth, have you taken more Vicodin?
511
00:29:18,493 --> 00:29:21,530
Look, Booth. I'm fine. Sweets is fine.
A little shaken up.
512
00:29:21,613 --> 00:29:24,366
But, really, we're both fine.
Please don't come in.
513
00:29:24,453 --> 00:29:25,806
If you think so.
514
00:29:27,013 --> 00:29:30,164
- But I'm ready.
- That's amazing, in your condition.
515
00:29:30,253 --> 00:29:32,244
Yeah. Well, you know me.
516
00:29:32,333 --> 00:29:35,530
I really think you should just
take your Vicodin and rest.
517
00:29:35,613 --> 00:29:37,092
You're right. Okay.
518
00:29:37,893 --> 00:29:41,169
- Let me talk to Perotta.
- All right. He wants to talk to you.
519
00:29:45,293 --> 00:29:46,692
How are you, Agent Booth?
520
00:29:46,773 --> 00:29:50,083
The only reason that I am not coming in
right now is because Bones told me not to.
521
00:29:50,173 --> 00:29:52,926
But she is your responsibility.
Nothing can happen to her, okay?
522
00:29:53,013 --> 00:29:59,327
If anything happens to her,
you know, that silky black hair and
523
00:30:00,693 --> 00:30:02,763
that soft skin...
524
00:30:02,853 --> 00:30:05,731
I will not let her out of my sight.
You have my word.
525
00:30:07,093 --> 00:30:10,130
Now, we should really
get back to the case, Agent Booth.
526
00:30:10,213 --> 00:30:11,885
Am I stopping you?
527
00:30:15,293 --> 00:30:16,772
Let me in!
528
00:30:18,893 --> 00:30:19,928
All right.
529
00:30:20,013 --> 00:30:23,528
I'm gonna go round up as many
Black Knights as I can at lmagiCon.
530
00:30:23,613 --> 00:30:26,173
In the meantime,
please don't go out in the field without me.
531
00:30:26,253 --> 00:30:27,288
I don't need a sitter.
532
00:30:27,373 --> 00:30:29,170
Booth gets
needlessly protective sometimes.
533
00:30:29,253 --> 00:30:30,971
I have no idea why.
534
00:30:31,053 --> 00:30:33,647
- You really don't, do you?
- No.
535
00:30:34,573 --> 00:30:36,245
Just call me, please.
536
00:30:40,253 --> 00:30:42,767
Matched paint chips
that we lifted from Sweets' car.
537
00:30:42,853 --> 00:30:45,970
Copolymer comprised of ethylenically
unsaturated monomers
538
00:30:46,053 --> 00:30:49,204
containing hydroxyl groups
and other vinyl monomers.
539
00:30:49,293 --> 00:30:51,011
You know,
they could've been killed, Hodgins.
540
00:30:51,093 --> 00:30:54,005
Sweets is way too young for this.
He still has to show his ID to drink.
541
00:30:54,093 --> 00:30:57,005
- But they weren't.
- And Brennan...
542
00:30:57,093 --> 00:30:58,970
She shouldn't be putting herself
in danger like this.
543
00:30:59,053 --> 00:31:01,442
Angela, she cares too much
to keep it all in the lab.
544
00:31:01,533 --> 00:31:02,648
And you're never gonna change her.
545
00:31:02,733 --> 00:31:06,362
Why can't she just get her rocks off
through sex like a normal person, right?
546
00:31:06,453 --> 00:31:11,607
I agree. And in the spirit of friendship,
if, you know, you ever...
547
00:31:14,333 --> 00:31:15,812
Saved by the beep, huh?
548
00:31:17,853 --> 00:31:20,606
The paint is from
an early '90's Ford Explorer.
549
00:31:20,693 --> 00:31:23,924
Now all Perotta has to do
is find an evil Black Knight that owns one.
550
00:31:28,653 --> 00:31:29,768
There's blood on the blade.
551
00:31:29,853 --> 00:31:31,889
So you landed some hits
on the errant knight.
552
00:31:31,973 --> 00:31:33,884
- He's injured.
- Can you pull DNA?
553
00:31:33,973 --> 00:31:35,725
Sure. But we have
nothing to compare it to.
554
00:31:35,813 --> 00:31:37,371
There's some fresh nicks on the blade.
555
00:31:37,453 --> 00:31:39,921
Only metal would
damage the blade like this.
556
00:31:40,013 --> 00:31:41,332
- Was he wearing armor?
- No.
557
00:31:41,413 --> 00:31:44,405
- His movement wasn't constricted at all.
- He jangled.
558
00:31:44,493 --> 00:31:47,530
- Sweets, how are you feeling?
- Appreciative of the airbag.
559
00:31:49,053 --> 00:31:51,123
- Doctor says I'm fine. Thanks.
- Jangled?
560
00:31:51,213 --> 00:31:53,283
- Yeah.
- A lot of change in his pocket?
561
00:31:53,373 --> 00:31:54,692
I wasn't particularly observant.
562
00:31:54,773 --> 00:31:59,005
Because during the attack,
I secreted copious quantities of adrenaline.
563
00:31:59,093 --> 00:32:01,926
An attack
is an acceptable excuse, Dr. Brennan.
564
00:32:02,013 --> 00:32:04,322
I'll have Hodgins examine the sword
and see what he can find.
565
00:32:04,413 --> 00:32:05,607
Okay.
566
00:32:05,693 --> 00:32:09,368
Hey. I have to thank you, Dr. Brennan,
for saving my life.
567
00:32:09,453 --> 00:32:10,522
I owe you a great deal.
568
00:32:10,613 --> 00:32:13,366
I'm sure you would've
done the same for me, Dr. Sweets,
569
00:32:13,453 --> 00:32:16,286
if I had been trapped in the car.
570
00:32:16,373 --> 00:32:18,250
Yeah. Though I have to say
571
00:32:18,333 --> 00:32:20,085
you were quite impressive
with that sword.
572
00:32:20,173 --> 00:32:24,052
- Your moves, you were very Xena-ish.
- Xena-ish?
573
00:32:24,133 --> 00:32:30,083
Xena. She's a tall warrior princess
who's really a fantasy.
574
00:32:30,173 --> 00:32:32,368
Okay, thank you. I think.
575
00:32:32,453 --> 00:32:35,763
Hey, since we shared
this brush with death, Dr. Brennan,
576
00:32:35,853 --> 00:32:38,128
I was wondering
if I could also call you Bones
577
00:32:38,213 --> 00:32:41,285
- in future moments of shared camaraderie?
- Don't call me Bones.
578
00:32:41,373 --> 00:32:44,092
- You sure about that, Bones?
- Please don't.
579
00:32:45,373 --> 00:32:47,967
None of them drives
a Ford Explorer and they all have alibis.
580
00:32:48,053 --> 00:32:50,169
Four that can be
corroborated by their moms.
581
00:32:50,253 --> 00:32:52,369
- Any way for you to get blood samples?
- No.
582
00:32:52,453 --> 00:32:53,647
I mean, dressing like a medieval knight
583
00:32:53,733 --> 00:32:56,372
isn't exactly enough
to get a warrant to collect DNA.
584
00:32:56,453 --> 00:32:58,444
Maybe you could get the names
of a few more Black Knights
585
00:32:58,533 --> 00:32:59,852
from these Black Knights.
586
00:32:59,933 --> 00:33:02,493
Okay. But I gotta tell you,
587
00:33:02,573 --> 00:33:05,371
being addressed as "m'lady"
for two hours makes one a little cranky.
588
00:33:08,453 --> 00:33:09,852
- M'lady.
- M'lady.
589
00:33:13,813 --> 00:33:16,771
- Mr. Fisher?
- This is the murder weapon.
590
00:33:16,853 --> 00:33:18,969
Not the literal murder weapon.
I'm not that good.
591
00:33:19,053 --> 00:33:21,647
But it certainly falls
within the genre or type.
592
00:33:21,733 --> 00:33:22,768
What is it?
593
00:33:22,853 --> 00:33:26,562
The Pear of Anguish.
A medieval torture device. Valerie had it.
594
00:33:27,853 --> 00:33:29,764
- Valerie...
- Valerie Daniels.
595
00:33:29,853 --> 00:33:32,526
One of the suspects
in the case, Valerie Daniels?
596
00:33:32,613 --> 00:33:35,844
- How did you get it?
- Do we really have to get into that?
597
00:33:35,933 --> 00:33:39,289
- Now we do, yeah.
- Our eyes met at the auction.
598
00:33:39,373 --> 00:33:43,048
We shared a bleak
and profound hopelessness.
599
00:33:43,133 --> 00:33:46,409
- You spent the night with a suspect?
- Yes.
600
00:33:46,493 --> 00:33:49,371
Valerie enjoys quite a collection
of torture devices
601
00:33:49,453 --> 00:33:53,241
and other archaic implements
used for pleasure rather than pain.
602
00:33:54,133 --> 00:33:55,566
- May I?
- Sure.
603
00:33:57,173 --> 00:34:02,372
This particular Pear of Anguish is to be
inserted in either the vagina or the anus.
604
00:34:02,453 --> 00:34:04,569
There are larger ones for the mouth.
605
00:34:04,653 --> 00:34:09,044
As it is opened, it expands the hard palate
and mandible in equal proportions,
606
00:34:09,133 --> 00:34:11,124
which would give exactly these injuries,
607
00:34:11,213 --> 00:34:16,367
crushing the maxilla and zygomatic,
thrusting the bones into the brain,
608
00:34:16,453 --> 00:34:18,091
killing the victim.
609
00:34:18,653 --> 00:34:20,450
That is one horrible way to die.
610
00:34:20,533 --> 00:34:24,082
I wish the depravity and cruelty
of human behavior surprised me.
611
00:34:24,173 --> 00:34:25,891
Does that extend to disciplinary action?
612
00:34:25,973 --> 00:34:28,407
Because you are in big trouble,
my melancholy friend.
613
00:34:28,493 --> 00:34:32,088
Of course I am.
Who could expect a night of love to last?
614
00:34:45,453 --> 00:34:47,683
I've done every test
I can think of on the sword.
615
00:34:47,773 --> 00:34:48,922
Can I say something?
616
00:34:49,013 --> 00:34:51,288
The only thing I'm willing to hear
from you right now, Mr. Fisher,
617
00:34:51,373 --> 00:34:53,170
is "I hereby tender my resignation."
618
00:34:53,253 --> 00:34:56,768
Practically speaking,
this sword is not worth enough to kill for.
619
00:34:56,853 --> 00:35:00,289
Anything is worth killing for,
then everything is worth killing for.
620
00:35:00,373 --> 00:35:02,603
It's worth so much
because it appeared in the movie.
621
00:35:02,693 --> 00:35:04,092
That's conveyed value.
622
00:35:04,173 --> 00:35:07,449
Intrinsically, it can't be worth
more than a few hundred dollars.
623
00:35:07,533 --> 00:35:10,093
You mean, if it really
was a sword from 100 AD,
624
00:35:10,173 --> 00:35:12,323
- you'd understand killing for it?
- Yes, I would.
625
00:35:12,413 --> 00:35:15,485
I'd very much like to examine
a sword like that.
626
00:35:15,573 --> 00:35:18,485
- What about the marks on this sword?
- Metal, you struck metal.
627
00:35:18,573 --> 00:35:19,722
You said he was a knight.
628
00:35:19,813 --> 00:35:22,930
Chain mail.
I'm thinking chain mail.
629
00:35:23,613 --> 00:35:24,728
Huh.
630
00:35:25,533 --> 00:35:27,410
- What?
- The knight who attacked me
631
00:35:27,493 --> 00:35:29,006
was authentic in his moves.
632
00:35:29,093 --> 00:35:32,608
He used two attack maneuvers,
the serpent and the arrowhead.
633
00:35:32,693 --> 00:35:34,126
He could've learned them from movies.
634
00:35:34,213 --> 00:35:37,444
Movies never show combatants
holding the sword correctly,
635
00:35:37,533 --> 00:35:40,491
which is one hand on the handle
and the other on the blade.
636
00:35:40,573 --> 00:35:43,246
Our assailant's form
was historically accurate.
637
00:35:43,333 --> 00:35:47,929
So you believe you were attacked
by an actual Arthurian knight?
638
00:35:48,013 --> 00:35:53,212
No. Time travel is scientifically impossible.
But I was attacked by someone
639
00:35:53,293 --> 00:35:56,046
well-trained in archaic martial arts
wearing chain mail.
640
00:35:56,133 --> 00:35:58,727
Hodgins, we're gonna need to use
your metal detector again.
641
00:35:58,813 --> 00:35:59,928
Sure.
642
00:36:00,653 --> 00:36:02,644
I think that she means
that you should go with her.
643
00:36:02,733 --> 00:36:05,770
Oh, yeah. Right. Hey, field trip.
644
00:36:15,293 --> 00:36:16,612
What's that?
645
00:36:17,853 --> 00:36:20,890
Part of Sweets' car.
Think he wants it back?
646
00:36:20,973 --> 00:36:24,886
- I'll ask him.
- So what am I looking for exactly?
647
00:36:24,973 --> 00:36:26,884
Maybe the Black Knight
dropped his metal wallet?
648
00:36:27,453 --> 00:36:31,287
No. Historically, that would be a
leather sack held together with flax thread.
649
00:36:31,373 --> 00:36:34,763
It wouldn't register
on your metal detector. I hit him hard.
650
00:36:34,853 --> 00:36:40,405
Perhaps hard enough
to dislodge some of his chain mail.
651
00:36:45,813 --> 00:36:48,566
What we're looking at
is flat, riveted chain mail.
652
00:36:48,653 --> 00:36:49,688
Is it real?
653
00:36:49,773 --> 00:36:53,766
If by "real" you mean, does it come
from medieval times? No. No.
654
00:36:53,853 --> 00:36:57,402
But it's a very, very good replica.
Made of wrought iron.
655
00:36:57,493 --> 00:37:01,532
It's alternating rows of solid rings
and riveted rings. Historically accurate.
656
00:37:01,613 --> 00:37:04,047
But the smelting methods
for the wrought iron are modern.
657
00:37:04,133 --> 00:37:06,647
- Can you trace the manufacturer?
- I had Fisher do it.
658
00:37:09,533 --> 00:37:13,128
Hodgins, are you trying to help someone?
Because that's not in your character.
659
00:37:13,213 --> 00:37:15,886
The way I see it,
Fisher's like a deep-cover agent.
660
00:37:15,973 --> 00:37:18,009
He infiltrated the enemy
to uncover secrets.
661
00:37:18,093 --> 00:37:20,368
In order to do so,
he had to suffer a night of passion
662
00:37:20,453 --> 00:37:23,206
with a beautiful but dangerous enemy.
663
00:37:23,293 --> 00:37:26,649
- You have no idea how dangerous.
- He's sort of my hero.
664
00:37:28,173 --> 00:37:31,165
- All right. What have you got?
- I didn't have to go far.
665
00:37:31,253 --> 00:37:35,405
There are only three manufacturers
working at this level with these materials.
666
00:37:35,493 --> 00:37:40,408
Can I please keep my job if I promise
never ever to have sex again with anyone,
667
00:37:40,493 --> 00:37:43,644
which, by the way,
suits me temperamentally?
668
00:37:43,733 --> 00:37:46,293
I happen to be very self-sufficient.
669
00:37:46,373 --> 00:37:49,888
I won't require that, Mr. Fisher,
but I do require discretion.
670
00:37:49,973 --> 00:37:53,363
Nothing will pass
these lips again, Dr. Saroyan.
671
00:37:53,453 --> 00:37:58,004
Even if a scary hot woman in black leather
uses the Pear of Anguish on me.
672
00:37:59,293 --> 00:38:01,363
Which I'm actually afraid she will.
673
00:38:08,973 --> 00:38:10,691
Kroon the Blacksmith.
674
00:38:11,973 --> 00:38:14,646
You started out
as a serious historian at Yale.
675
00:38:14,733 --> 00:38:19,011
You studied medieval warfare
and Chaucerian literature at Oxford.
676
00:38:19,093 --> 00:38:20,082
You're a published poet.
677
00:38:20,173 --> 00:38:22,368
You're wondering
how a man with all my potential
678
00:38:22,453 --> 00:38:24,523
ended up selling artifacts
to fantasy geeks?
679
00:38:24,613 --> 00:38:27,252
- No. I don't care.
- Your car shows you are the person
680
00:38:27,333 --> 00:38:29,528
who drove Dr. Brennan
and Dr. Sweets off the road.
681
00:38:29,613 --> 00:38:32,332
Your wound matches the one
Dr. Brennan delivered to her assailant.
682
00:38:32,413 --> 00:38:33,892
It was your blood on the sword.
683
00:38:33,973 --> 00:38:35,565
And we found fragments
of your chain mail.
684
00:38:35,653 --> 00:38:37,291
- We know you did it.
- We just don't know why.
685
00:38:37,373 --> 00:38:39,933
- But we really don't care why.
- Well, I kind of do.
686
00:38:40,013 --> 00:38:42,481
I mean, the motive thing
is pretty central to a conviction.
687
00:38:42,573 --> 00:38:44,245
I know why he did it.
688
00:38:44,893 --> 00:38:49,205
Read this to him.
"What is a man without his love?"
689
00:38:49,293 --> 00:38:51,682
"What is a man without his love?
690
00:38:52,533 --> 00:38:58,244
"If love turn its back on thee,
it is as a hearth with no fire.
691
00:38:58,333 --> 00:39:03,248
"'Tis best to slay the false heart,
to waken from the dream that is life
692
00:39:03,333 --> 00:39:06,405
"than live dark-hearted in a dark world."
693
00:39:09,493 --> 00:39:12,883
- What's that?
- It's mine. I wrote that.
694
00:39:13,933 --> 00:39:16,447
- It's a confession.
- It's a confession.
695
00:39:17,533 --> 00:39:20,730
I loved her. It's stupid, but...
696
00:39:22,533 --> 00:39:25,206
Love is stupid, you know?
697
00:39:25,293 --> 00:39:28,569
You gave her the sword,
your most valuable possession,
698
00:39:28,653 --> 00:39:30,530
and she tried to sell it for rent?
699
00:39:30,613 --> 00:39:33,685
You killed her
because she wanted to sell a movie prop?
700
00:39:33,773 --> 00:39:35,491
You don't understand.
701
00:39:36,773 --> 00:39:39,287
No one understands true love anymore!
702
00:39:49,773 --> 00:39:52,571
So he killed her
because he loved her so much?
703
00:39:52,653 --> 00:39:56,089
The whole Age of Chivalry was irrational.
704
00:39:56,173 --> 00:39:59,324
Knights, maidens. Thank goodness
we've moved through the Reformation,
705
00:39:59,413 --> 00:40:03,088
and the Enlightenment,
into the Age of Reason.
706
00:40:03,173 --> 00:40:05,243
Do you... Do you see what I mean?
707
00:40:05,333 --> 00:40:07,164
Not at all. I gotta tell you, man.
708
00:40:07,253 --> 00:40:10,723
I think they had a pretty good idea
with the whole chivalry thing, you know?
709
00:40:10,813 --> 00:40:16,490
Open car doors, kill dragons, small hearts.
710
00:40:16,573 --> 00:40:19,371
- Are you still on Vicodin?
- Yeah, a little.
711
00:40:19,453 --> 00:40:23,287
Okay. What I'm trying to show you
is that your doctor is wrong.
712
00:40:23,373 --> 00:40:25,204
- You've been misdiagnosed.
- Give me that! What?
713
00:40:25,293 --> 00:40:27,124
There's just a slight misalignment.
714
00:40:27,213 --> 00:40:28,646
- I'd be happy to fix it for you.
- No, no, no, no.
715
00:40:28,733 --> 00:40:30,928
The last time you did that,
I almost ended up in a wheelchair.
716
00:40:31,013 --> 00:40:34,289
- Don't you trust me?
- Let's not make it about trust.
717
00:40:34,373 --> 00:40:36,648
Well, it's a fact.
A fact is not what I make of it.
718
00:40:36,733 --> 00:40:37,882
It's just a fact. Are you ready?
719
00:40:37,973 --> 00:40:40,567
I'm definitely
not ready now. Thanks.
720
00:40:41,973 --> 00:40:43,292
It's open!
721
00:40:45,813 --> 00:40:46,962
Whoa!
722
00:40:47,053 --> 00:40:48,372
Oh.
723
00:40:48,453 --> 00:40:51,365
I didn't...
I thought you said the door was open.
724
00:40:51,453 --> 00:40:54,092
It is open. I'm done. I'm just leaving.
725
00:40:54,173 --> 00:40:58,212
No, no. No, no.
I just brought some chili I made, but...
726
00:40:58,733 --> 00:41:02,521
You know what?
I'll just leave that there. And you can...
727
00:41:04,893 --> 00:41:06,804
- Are you all right?
- He's fine now.
728
00:41:06,893 --> 00:41:11,523
- I gotta tell you, I'm afraid to move.
- He's fine. Please, you stay.
729
00:41:11,613 --> 00:41:14,207
No, no. I really... I really can't.
So, you stay.
730
00:41:14,293 --> 00:41:16,602
- I've gotta go.
- I can't stay.
731
00:41:18,053 --> 00:41:19,884
Great. Now nobody's staying?
732
00:41:22,933 --> 00:41:24,082
Hello?
733
00:42:01,693 --> 00:42:02,682
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