1 00:00:10,007 --> 00:00:12,760 Everybody, I've got fresh pineapple! 2 00:00:29,527 --> 00:00:31,279 Hey, back off, sailor. 3 00:00:31,607 --> 00:00:34,519 Grabbing the gay guy's coconut boob. Real cool, Dad. 4 00:00:34,607 --> 00:00:39,158 - Your old man is cool. Right, Nate? - Massively cool, Bob. You're a glacier. 5 00:00:39,247 --> 00:00:40,521 Aren't any of these non-alcoholic? 6 00:00:40,607 --> 00:00:43,644 You know, it would do you some good to have a couple of drinks, loosen up a little. 7 00:00:43,727 --> 00:00:44,796 All due respect, James, 8 00:00:44,887 --> 00:00:46,878 I don't even understand why gays want to get married. 9 00:00:46,967 --> 00:00:52,360 Elliot! The same reason we do, family, kids, the American dream. 10 00:00:52,447 --> 00:00:54,199 Exactly. Thank you, Paula. 11 00:00:54,287 --> 00:00:56,243 Our house has been on the market for 10 months. 12 00:00:56,327 --> 00:00:58,045 Nobody wants the American dream anymore. 13 00:00:58,127 --> 00:01:01,039 Elliot, you're gonna love the 'burbs once we have a couple of kids. 14 00:01:02,207 --> 00:01:04,437 Ooh! What's going on? 15 00:01:05,567 --> 00:01:08,400 - That's coming from the luau pit. - Hey, Trey, what's that noise? 16 00:01:08,487 --> 00:01:10,955 For God's sake, Bob, he's a gardener, not a servant. 17 00:01:11,047 --> 00:01:13,083 He works for the Homeowner's Association, 18 00:01:13,167 --> 00:01:15,123 which means he works for us. Am I wrong? 19 00:01:15,207 --> 00:01:17,516 Maybe the pig's eyeballs explode when it's done. 20 00:01:17,607 --> 00:01:19,199 It shouldn't be done for a couple more hours. 21 00:01:19,287 --> 00:01:22,404 We should check and make sure it's not burning. 22 00:01:24,687 --> 00:01:26,723 - All right, stand back. - Here piggy, piggy. 23 00:01:26,807 --> 00:01:28,240 All right, look out. Get back. 24 00:01:28,327 --> 00:01:31,080 - This is kosher, right? - Oh, yeah. 25 00:01:31,167 --> 00:01:33,123 Elliot, will you get the meat thermometer? 26 00:01:33,207 --> 00:01:34,322 Oh, my God. 27 00:01:35,527 --> 00:01:36,960 What, hon? 28 00:01:43,927 --> 00:01:45,565 Is that a person? 29 00:01:45,967 --> 00:01:48,845 - That's a person! - He's been cooked! 30 00:01:50,487 --> 00:01:53,320 Why are you standing there like a security guard? 31 00:01:53,407 --> 00:01:55,238 - Parker, hey! - Hi! 32 00:01:55,327 --> 00:01:57,841 The remains we've been called to examine were apparently barbecued. 33 00:01:57,927 --> 00:01:59,883 - Would you like to see? - Totally! 34 00:01:59,967 --> 00:02:01,525 No, no, no. A person did not get barbecued. 35 00:02:01,607 --> 00:02:03,757 - Did they, Dr. Brennan? - Yes. In a luau pit, 36 00:02:03,847 --> 00:02:06,122 which is why I'm surprised you'd bring Parker along. 37 00:02:06,207 --> 00:02:08,402 Rebecca and her boyfriend won a night at the Greenbrier, 38 00:02:08,487 --> 00:02:10,364 so little kid's with me. I got him. 39 00:02:10,447 --> 00:02:11,562 Let's go see the cooked person! 40 00:02:11,647 --> 00:02:13,717 - You know our deal. - Well, what's your deal? 41 00:02:13,807 --> 00:02:15,957 We're not allowed to talk about the bad parts of Dad's work 42 00:02:16,047 --> 00:02:17,116 until I have armpit hair. 43 00:02:17,207 --> 00:02:18,845 You don't have any armpit hair last time I checked. 44 00:02:18,927 --> 00:02:19,962 Not for a long time, kid. 45 00:02:20,047 --> 00:02:22,163 Angela, would you mind... 46 00:02:22,247 --> 00:02:26,445 Oh, no, sure. I get the situation here. You're with me, Parker. 47 00:02:26,527 --> 00:02:28,119 I want to see the barbecued body. 48 00:02:28,207 --> 00:02:31,722 Well, I agree that does sound awesome, but I have face paints 49 00:02:31,807 --> 00:02:34,958 that your dad will never be able to get off, no matter how hard he scrubs. 50 00:02:35,047 --> 00:02:37,117 - They're basically tattoos. - Okay, I'm with you. 51 00:02:37,207 --> 00:02:38,322 You have a good time, all right? 52 00:02:38,407 --> 00:02:39,681 I'll come pick you up in a little bit, all right? 53 00:02:39,767 --> 00:02:41,917 Have fun, fun with the face paints, kid. 54 00:02:42,007 --> 00:02:44,601 Hey, that's not true about the face paint, is it? 55 00:02:44,687 --> 00:02:46,040 You're with me, baby Booth. 56 00:02:48,687 --> 00:02:52,316 Ethnographic studies of the suburbs indicate a cultural impulsion 57 00:02:52,407 --> 00:02:54,398 toward overt displays of status. 58 00:02:54,487 --> 00:02:56,205 Of course, this competitive paradigm 59 00:02:56,287 --> 00:02:59,085 can often result in aggression and violence. 60 00:02:59,167 --> 00:03:02,443 There was this guy on my street who cut his lawn on the diagonal. 61 00:03:02,527 --> 00:03:05,325 The neighbors got angry. Someone set his garage on fire. 62 00:03:05,407 --> 00:03:10,765 Oh, I mean, yards, sidewalks, you know, clean streets, birds flying by. 63 00:03:10,847 --> 00:03:12,883 A dead body in the barbecue pit. 64 00:03:12,967 --> 00:03:15,003 Oh, okay, you know what? I'm gonna go talk to the neighbors, 65 00:03:15,087 --> 00:03:17,920 see if anyone who cut their lawn diagonally is missing. 66 00:03:19,247 --> 00:03:24,116 I think those are reflective lenses that have fused into the supraorbital margin. 67 00:03:24,207 --> 00:03:26,960 Nate and I moved to Verbena Court about six months ago. 68 00:03:27,047 --> 00:03:28,526 The luau pit came with the house. 69 00:03:28,607 --> 00:03:31,405 We installed a lockable cover. We don't want kids falling in. 70 00:03:31,487 --> 00:03:32,761 We're good neighbors. 71 00:03:32,847 --> 00:03:35,156 - Who has a key? - Uh, just us. 72 00:03:35,247 --> 00:03:36,885 And there's one with the Neighborhood Watch. 73 00:03:36,967 --> 00:03:41,882 - Okay, who put the pig in the pit? - Me, Nate, and Trey at 9:00 this morning. 74 00:03:41,967 --> 00:03:44,117 - Trey? - Trey Jordan. 75 00:03:44,207 --> 00:03:47,324 He's the gardener /handyman for the Homeowner's Association. 76 00:03:47,407 --> 00:03:49,557 - Stop staring at him, James. - You were just talking about him... 77 00:03:49,647 --> 00:03:52,002 Guys, guys. When you put the pig in... 78 00:03:52,087 --> 00:03:55,124 We didn't notice anything down there but hot coals. 79 00:03:55,207 --> 00:03:56,435 Forty-eight degrees Celsius. 80 00:03:56,527 --> 00:03:59,405 That's, what, an hour after they drenched everything with a garden hose? 81 00:03:59,487 --> 00:04:00,806 Wish they hadn't done that. 82 00:04:00,887 --> 00:04:02,320 Well, it's human nature, Dr. Brennan. 83 00:04:02,407 --> 00:04:04,477 You see someone on fire, you put them out. 84 00:04:04,567 --> 00:04:06,558 Prominent brow points to a male. 85 00:04:06,647 --> 00:04:11,198 Wear on his mandibular teeth puts his age at about 30 to 35. 86 00:04:11,287 --> 00:04:15,280 We should remove the remains, and then let Hodgins get down here. 87 00:04:22,567 --> 00:04:25,479 We have the luau every year. The pit was dug maybe... 88 00:04:25,567 --> 00:04:28,400 Four years ago. July. Same time we planted our hydrangeas. 89 00:04:28,487 --> 00:04:31,001 That reminds me, we should spray. 90 00:04:31,087 --> 00:04:32,440 Yeah, we all helped with the pit. 91 00:04:32,527 --> 00:04:35,678 It's four-feet deep and lined with brick. You burn the wood to embers. 92 00:04:35,767 --> 00:04:36,916 You cheat with charcoal. 93 00:04:37,007 --> 00:04:38,486 Don't call your dad a cheater, Paige. 94 00:04:38,567 --> 00:04:40,159 Anyway, tons of embers going, 95 00:04:40,247 --> 00:04:42,124 then you throw down a layer of wet burlap, 96 00:04:42,207 --> 00:04:44,004 then wet leaves, then wet burlap, 97 00:04:44,087 --> 00:04:46,476 chicken wire, then you lower the pig in, and voilą. 98 00:04:46,567 --> 00:04:49,764 - Yeah, you're forgetting one thing there. - I don't think so. Burlap, leaves... 99 00:04:49,847 --> 00:04:51,758 He means the dead guy under the pig, Dad. 100 00:04:51,847 --> 00:04:53,519 Smart one in the family there. 101 00:04:53,607 --> 00:04:55,723 So, what made you crack open the pit early? 102 00:04:55,807 --> 00:04:58,640 We heard little explosions, like fireworks going off. 103 00:04:58,727 --> 00:05:00,763 We found these in the pit. 104 00:05:01,247 --> 00:05:03,442 Reflective aviators. 105 00:05:03,527 --> 00:05:06,325 - Those look like Mr. Bessette's glasses. - Oh, my God. 106 00:05:06,407 --> 00:05:08,398 - That's Kurt? - You must be mistaken. 107 00:05:08,487 --> 00:05:10,523 Hey, everybody, looks like it was Kurt. 108 00:05:11,207 --> 00:05:12,526 - Oh, my God! - Not Kurt. 109 00:05:12,607 --> 00:05:14,757 - Kurt? - No. 110 00:05:16,527 --> 00:05:17,801 Who's Kurt? 111 00:05:17,887 --> 00:05:20,321 He and his wife live over there. 112 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:31,286 - That was creepy. - I warned you about the suburbs. 113 00:06:03,487 --> 00:06:07,799 - And you're certain it's Kurt? - I'm afraid so, Mrs. Bessette. 114 00:06:07,887 --> 00:06:10,845 His teeth match the x-rays your dentist provided. 115 00:06:12,727 --> 00:06:16,356 Well, I already told the FBI guy and the scary lady everything I know, 116 00:06:16,447 --> 00:06:17,721 so I don't know what... 117 00:06:17,807 --> 00:06:21,880 You mentioned that you and your husband didn't really fit in with the neighborhood. 118 00:06:21,967 --> 00:06:25,960 Oh, yeah. Kurt put up a solar panel and a wind turbine, 119 00:06:26,047 --> 00:06:28,402 and it made everybody mad. They thought they were pretty ugly. 120 00:06:28,487 --> 00:06:30,284 They said they ruined the neighborhood, you know. 121 00:06:30,367 --> 00:06:33,200 But he just wanted to save the planet. There's nothing wrong with that, right? 122 00:06:33,287 --> 00:06:34,845 No, it's quite a noble cause. 123 00:06:34,927 --> 00:06:37,680 But it can kind of rub people the wrong way sometimes. 124 00:06:37,767 --> 00:06:40,440 When the gay couple's dog peed on the wind turbine, 125 00:06:40,527 --> 00:06:44,122 Kurt gave the dog a laxative that nearly killed him. 126 00:06:46,247 --> 00:06:49,045 Well, that's not quite so noble. 127 00:06:51,927 --> 00:06:54,725 Neighbors don't forget a thing like that. 128 00:06:55,487 --> 00:06:57,000 We got shunned. 129 00:07:00,847 --> 00:07:02,565 Found out what caused the mini explosions. 130 00:07:02,647 --> 00:07:05,923 Would it have anything to do with the pebbles embedded in the remains? 131 00:07:06,007 --> 00:07:07,156 If by "pebbles" you mean 132 00:07:07,247 --> 00:07:10,045 the rudaceous sedimentary stratified clast fragments, then, yes. 133 00:07:10,127 --> 00:07:13,278 Now, based on the amount of pyrites, 134 00:07:13,367 --> 00:07:17,679 I'd estimate the porosity at approximately 25% . 135 00:07:18,047 --> 00:07:19,844 That's ideal for moisture saturation. 136 00:07:19,927 --> 00:07:22,202 Meaning the pebbles exploded when they got hot. 137 00:07:22,287 --> 00:07:25,120 The "pebbles," as you so quaintly call them, 138 00:07:25,207 --> 00:07:27,846 were all found on the same strata as the human remains. 139 00:07:27,927 --> 00:07:29,565 Most likely dragged from the murder site. 140 00:07:29,647 --> 00:07:31,922 Which explains why they were embedded in the remains. 141 00:07:32,007 --> 00:07:35,363 Yeah. All consistent in size and color. 142 00:07:35,447 --> 00:07:36,675 Decorative, perhaps? 143 00:07:41,447 --> 00:07:43,119 I'll call you back. 144 00:07:44,007 --> 00:07:45,838 These bones are not human. 145 00:07:45,927 --> 00:07:47,918 - I assume they're pig. - Yes. 146 00:07:49,127 --> 00:07:51,800 - Time for prayers? - Yes, but I have a couple of minutes. 147 00:07:51,887 --> 00:07:53,957 - Oh, I'm sorry. - Why? 148 00:07:54,687 --> 00:07:57,724 As a Muslim, I imagine you consider this work unclean. 149 00:07:57,807 --> 00:08:00,321 Yes, well, as a Christian, I imagine you feel the same way. 150 00:08:01,167 --> 00:08:05,001 Four femurs, 12 phalanges, dozens of teeth, 12 canines. 151 00:08:05,087 --> 00:08:07,203 Luau custom says throw the pig bones back in the pit. 152 00:08:07,287 --> 00:08:10,120 - Sorry, sorry. Pig bones. God. - I'm fine, Dr. Saroyan. 153 00:08:10,207 --> 00:08:12,118 Perhaps the killer assumed his victim's remains 154 00:08:12,207 --> 00:08:13,799 would never be noticed amongst the pig bones. 155 00:08:13,887 --> 00:08:15,286 Really, Arastoo, there's no reason for you... 156 00:08:15,367 --> 00:08:17,005 I appreciate your concern, but I am fine. 157 00:08:17,087 --> 00:08:19,965 No, really, most of us aren't devout here, and I respect your religion. 158 00:08:20,047 --> 00:08:22,038 "He hath forbidden you the flesh of swine, 159 00:08:22,127 --> 00:08:25,915 "but if one is forced by necessity, without willful disobedience, 160 00:08:26,007 --> 00:08:28,646 "nor transgressing due limits, then is he guiltless." 161 00:08:28,727 --> 00:08:30,718 - Point is, you shouldn't feel forced... - I'm a scientist, okay? 162 00:08:30,807 --> 00:08:32,365 Just like the rest of you. I can deal. 163 00:08:32,447 --> 00:08:35,723 So, please just back off and let me do my job like anyone else. 164 00:08:37,287 --> 00:08:38,356 Wow. 165 00:08:39,847 --> 00:08:41,758 I apologize for my outburst. 166 00:08:41,847 --> 00:08:44,122 Oh, you aren't even gonna try to unring that bell, are you? 167 00:08:45,327 --> 00:08:46,840 I have to pray. 168 00:08:51,407 --> 00:08:52,476 Saroyan. 169 00:08:52,847 --> 00:08:56,635 I found the rudaceous sedimentary stratified clast fragment mother lode. 170 00:08:57,007 --> 00:09:00,636 Uh, yeah, any signs of a struggle in the pebbles? 171 00:09:00,727 --> 00:09:01,842 No. 172 00:09:05,367 --> 00:09:08,279 Um, I call do-over. 173 00:09:09,487 --> 00:09:11,398 They're covered in blood. 174 00:09:12,727 --> 00:09:14,365 Lots of blood. 175 00:09:15,607 --> 00:09:17,677 My friend's dad just got a new girlfriend. 176 00:09:17,767 --> 00:09:21,043 He goes with his dad to her place all the time to swim. 177 00:09:21,127 --> 00:09:24,244 So, he likes her. Well, that's good. 178 00:09:24,327 --> 00:09:28,115 - Do you have a boyfriend? - No, I'm on a celibacy kick. 179 00:09:29,127 --> 00:09:34,076 It's been five months and nine days, which in celibacy time is 400 years. 180 00:09:34,447 --> 00:09:37,007 - What does "celibacy" mean? - It's... 181 00:09:38,047 --> 00:09:40,607 - I don't have a boyfriend, no. - How about my dad? 182 00:09:40,687 --> 00:09:42,120 I don't think he has a boyfriend either. 183 00:09:42,207 --> 00:09:44,402 No, he really, really needs a girlfriend. 184 00:09:44,487 --> 00:09:45,715 - Really. - Why? 185 00:09:45,807 --> 00:09:48,958 - To sex up. - That's very succinctly put. 186 00:09:49,047 --> 00:09:50,366 Could Dad sex you up? 187 00:09:50,447 --> 00:09:53,041 Don't think I haven't considered that, 188 00:09:53,127 --> 00:09:55,322 but I'm sort of on the sidelines for now. 189 00:09:55,407 --> 00:09:56,999 But thank you for thinking of me. 190 00:09:58,407 --> 00:10:00,477 - Okay. Ready? - Mmm-hmm. 191 00:10:01,727 --> 00:10:03,683 - Done. - Cool. 192 00:10:03,767 --> 00:10:05,962 - How'd you do that? - I'm good. 193 00:10:09,287 --> 00:10:12,882 - How much blood did Hodgins find? - Plenty. He estimates a fatal amount. 194 00:10:12,967 --> 00:10:15,162 Can we compare the blood to the cooked guy and see if it's his? 195 00:10:15,247 --> 00:10:17,681 He's pretty cooked, but we'll try. 196 00:10:17,767 --> 00:10:19,678 Hodgins also ID'd morning glory pollen 197 00:10:19,767 --> 00:10:21,723 between the victim's eyeballs and his sunglasses. 198 00:10:21,807 --> 00:10:22,922 How is that relevant? 199 00:10:23,007 --> 00:10:25,567 He said morning glories only bloom after sunup. 200 00:10:25,647 --> 00:10:28,844 Sunrise was 5:47 a.m., so we're close to a time of death. 201 00:10:28,927 --> 00:10:31,919 Were you guys aware that Arastoo doesn't really have an accent? 202 00:10:32,007 --> 00:10:36,444 Yeah, he does. Yeah, it's thicker than Achmed, the rug merchant. 203 00:10:36,527 --> 00:10:38,165 Was that racist? It sounded racist. 204 00:10:38,247 --> 00:10:41,444 I knew that despite the fact that Arastoo said he was Iranian, 205 00:10:41,527 --> 00:10:43,245 his accent was Jordanian. 206 00:10:43,327 --> 00:10:46,922 Don't you find it odd that he was faking an Arab accent of any kind? 207 00:10:47,007 --> 00:10:50,363 - Iranian isn't actually Arab. - What? Bones, it's weird! 208 00:10:50,447 --> 00:10:54,963 Now how is it any more odd than, say, shaving your face or putting on makeup? 209 00:10:55,047 --> 00:10:56,958 I'm not hanging up because I don't have an answer to that, 210 00:10:57,047 --> 00:10:58,526 I'm just hanging up. 211 00:10:58,607 --> 00:11:02,202 But... I had questions about the morning glories. 212 00:11:05,607 --> 00:11:07,325 So, we understand that you and the deceased 213 00:11:07,407 --> 00:11:09,398 had an altercation over your dog? 214 00:11:09,487 --> 00:11:12,001 You think that we cooked him because he poisoned our dog? 215 00:11:12,087 --> 00:11:14,840 - Kurt did not poison our dog. - Yes, he did. 216 00:11:14,927 --> 00:11:16,406 Rocky peed on his stupid windmill, 217 00:11:16,487 --> 00:11:19,206 so then he gave our dog chocolate laxatives. 218 00:11:19,287 --> 00:11:21,118 Dogs don't react to that the way people do. 219 00:11:21,207 --> 00:11:23,118 It's very difficult to overdose on laxatives. 220 00:11:23,207 --> 00:11:25,846 - All that will happen is... - Rocky died from cancer. 221 00:11:25,927 --> 00:11:27,599 Maybe. We'll never know 222 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:29,723 because someone wouldn't pay for a doggy autopsy. 223 00:11:29,807 --> 00:11:31,604 Oh, my God. You won't let that go, 224 00:11:31,687 --> 00:11:35,236 even though the FBI thinks we killed Kurt for poisoning our dog. 225 00:11:35,327 --> 00:11:39,036 - We don't think that he poisoned our dog. - He does. 226 00:11:39,127 --> 00:11:42,756 Now that I think about it, Rocky totally died of cancer. 227 00:11:46,567 --> 00:11:49,559 Can you see anything that would explain copious blood loss? 228 00:11:49,647 --> 00:11:51,797 Not so far. As you can see, here and here... 229 00:11:51,887 --> 00:11:53,559 Can it, bub. It's just you and me here. 230 00:11:55,687 --> 00:11:59,157 This mark here on the scapula suggests a puncture wound. 231 00:11:59,247 --> 00:12:00,566 It's barely a poke, right? 232 00:12:00,647 --> 00:12:03,161 It would've been painful, but no way it kills the guy. 233 00:12:03,247 --> 00:12:06,557 Here we see a bone laceration on the victim's proximal humerus 234 00:12:06,647 --> 00:12:08,046 adjacent to the greater tubercle. 235 00:12:08,127 --> 00:12:10,357 Staining suggests the injury occurred before he died. 236 00:12:10,447 --> 00:12:13,086 - Is that bone splintering? - Yes, micro-fragments. 237 00:12:13,167 --> 00:12:15,635 I believe the laceration's the result of a blow 238 00:12:15,727 --> 00:12:17,240 from a reciprocating-type weapon. 239 00:12:17,767 --> 00:12:19,519 - Like? - A saw. 240 00:12:19,607 --> 00:12:21,563 I asked Dr. Hodgins to swab for particulates 241 00:12:21,647 --> 00:12:24,286 that may have been transferred from the blade. 242 00:12:24,367 --> 00:12:25,686 Here 243 00:12:26,567 --> 00:12:30,719 is the stab wound and the laceration from the saw. 244 00:12:30,807 --> 00:12:33,082 Neither blow's anywhere near a major vein or artery. 245 00:12:33,167 --> 00:12:35,476 Neither blow explains the amount of blood on the pebbles. 246 00:12:35,607 --> 00:12:37,040 I ran a metal detector 247 00:12:37,127 --> 00:12:39,277 through all the crap we found at the bottom of the pit. 248 00:12:39,367 --> 00:12:42,564 - "Crap"? - Yeah, yeah. Technical term. 249 00:12:43,447 --> 00:12:45,961 - Bullet. Is that a.44 caliber? - Yep. 250 00:12:46,407 --> 00:12:48,637 This seems to suggest, rather convincingly, 251 00:12:48,727 --> 00:12:50,957 the reason for all the blood. 252 00:13:00,167 --> 00:13:03,557 Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a second. You and Parker discussed my sex life? 253 00:13:03,647 --> 00:13:05,797 Well, we discussed your lack of sex life. 254 00:13:05,887 --> 00:13:08,082 Angela, neither you nor him, especially him, 255 00:13:08,167 --> 00:13:09,566 knows anything about my sex life. 256 00:13:09,647 --> 00:13:13,401 Well, he knows that Daddy ain't getting any, and he's concerned. 257 00:13:13,487 --> 00:13:16,320 He thinks you need a girlfriend, to have sex. 258 00:13:16,407 --> 00:13:20,161 - He said that? - Well, his exact words were, "To sex up." 259 00:13:20,247 --> 00:13:22,477 I think you need to talk to him honestly about your love life. 260 00:13:22,567 --> 00:13:24,285 You kidding me? No offense, but I'm not talking about that. 261 00:13:24,367 --> 00:13:25,561 - Hey. - What? 262 00:13:25,647 --> 00:13:27,285 Want to run our friendly neighborhood suburbanites 263 00:13:27,367 --> 00:13:28,846 through the National Gun Permit Database, 264 00:13:28,927 --> 00:13:31,680 see if any of them own a.44? Hodgins found that in the pit. 265 00:13:31,767 --> 00:13:35,396 Hi, Dr. Saroyan. Do you have a boyfriend? 266 00:13:35,487 --> 00:13:37,159 See? This is exactly how it started with me. 267 00:13:37,247 --> 00:13:39,158 Come on. Let's go. Come on, I gotta get you back home 268 00:13:39,247 --> 00:13:40,475 or your mom's gonna kill me. All right? 269 00:13:40,567 --> 00:13:43,001 Let me see this stuff. Does this stuff come off? 270 00:13:43,087 --> 00:13:46,124 Oh, seriously, that's your big worry right now? 271 00:13:51,407 --> 00:13:53,921 I hate Verbena Court. Every last thing about it. 272 00:13:54,007 --> 00:13:57,443 It's artificial, it's soulless. That's why I'm trying to sell out. 273 00:13:57,527 --> 00:13:59,643 It's ennui, Agent Booth, do you understand that? 274 00:13:59,727 --> 00:14:01,683 Looks kind of nice to me. It's good for kids. 275 00:14:01,767 --> 00:14:04,645 They call it a cul-de-sac, but what it is, is a dead end. 276 00:14:04,727 --> 00:14:06,240 So why'd you move there in the first place? 277 00:14:06,327 --> 00:14:08,602 Wife wants kids, kids want lawns. 278 00:14:08,687 --> 00:14:10,200 - I got snookered in the math. - Here you go. 279 00:14:10,287 --> 00:14:12,005 Right. Thanks. 280 00:14:12,087 --> 00:14:14,840 Snookered enough to snap? 281 00:14:16,167 --> 00:14:19,557 So I own a handgun? So what? I have a license, it's registered. 282 00:14:19,647 --> 00:14:22,036 We found this bullet in the pit with Bessette's body. 283 00:14:22,127 --> 00:14:23,242 We checked out his bank records. 284 00:14:23,327 --> 00:14:27,923 You wired $5,000 into his account last month? 285 00:14:28,007 --> 00:14:30,726 Verbena Court was built with a limited amount of phone lines. 286 00:14:30,807 --> 00:14:33,605 Bessette bought them all. I wanted to put in a second line. 287 00:14:33,687 --> 00:14:36,326 Your neighbor charged you $5,000 for a phone line? 288 00:14:36,407 --> 00:14:37,476 Yep. 289 00:14:38,327 --> 00:14:41,000 Then he spent the five grand on putting up the damn windmill. 290 00:14:41,087 --> 00:14:44,397 Okay, so he rips you off for five grand, you snap and you shoot him. 291 00:14:44,487 --> 00:14:47,524 No. I should've shot him. 292 00:14:47,607 --> 00:14:51,759 It wasn't Kurt I shot, though. I shot the pig. The luau pig. 293 00:14:51,847 --> 00:14:52,962 Excuse me? 294 00:14:53,047 --> 00:14:55,436 Bob Sayles and I found a farm in North Carolina 295 00:14:55,527 --> 00:14:59,236 - and paid to hunt our own pig. - With a handgun? 296 00:14:59,327 --> 00:15:01,318 I'll give you the name of the farm. 297 00:15:01,407 --> 00:15:04,797 Porky walked right up to us. I popped him one between the eyes. 298 00:15:04,887 --> 00:15:06,639 I barfed, Bob cried. 299 00:15:08,727 --> 00:15:13,755 Suburban hunters. It's an oxymoron, my friend. It's an oxymoron. 300 00:15:18,247 --> 00:15:19,726 No, no, no, no, you can't just walk in here... 301 00:15:19,807 --> 00:15:23,038 Arastoo Vaziri, our Muslim intern, he's been faking his accent. 302 00:15:23,127 --> 00:15:26,005 At first I go where everyone else goes, you know, terrorist. 303 00:15:26,087 --> 00:15:28,203 Wouldn't a terrorist fake not having an accent? 304 00:15:28,287 --> 00:15:32,405 Is it crazy or just weird? Weird, I can deal with, but crazy... 305 00:15:33,087 --> 00:15:36,124 - Wait. What do you want me to do? - Crazy is your department. 306 00:15:38,367 --> 00:15:40,801 They went to a farm and shot an innocent pig in the head? 307 00:15:40,887 --> 00:15:42,206 Look, it's not a Federal offense, Bones. 308 00:15:42,287 --> 00:15:43,766 There's nothing we can do about it now, okay? 309 00:15:43,847 --> 00:15:45,565 So, let's just focus on the murdered human. 310 00:15:45,647 --> 00:15:50,118 Okay, so far, we have a nick on the scapula, suggesting stabbing, 311 00:15:50,207 --> 00:15:53,517 and splintering on the humerus, which suggests sawing. 312 00:15:53,607 --> 00:15:56,360 - But neither explains bleeding out. - Well, Sweets says he has something 313 00:15:56,447 --> 00:15:57,675 he'd like to share with us in the conference room. 314 00:15:57,767 --> 00:15:59,644 Why does he have to say "share"? Why can't he just say "show"? 315 00:15:59,727 --> 00:16:01,524 - Shh. Okay. What do you have? Hey. - Hey. 316 00:16:01,607 --> 00:16:03,643 Suburbanites tend to put too much emphasis 317 00:16:03,727 --> 00:16:04,876 on their outward accomplishments. 318 00:16:04,967 --> 00:16:07,686 - Now, this creates a sense of detachment. - Ennui. 319 00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:09,120 - Very insightful. - That's right. 320 00:16:09,207 --> 00:16:11,402 All right. The inherent uniformity 321 00:16:11,487 --> 00:16:13,239 and shared ideals of a planned community 322 00:16:13,327 --> 00:16:16,319 suggest that the neighborhood can be psychologically analyzed 323 00:16:16,407 --> 00:16:18,557 as a single, dysfunctional personality. 324 00:16:18,647 --> 00:16:20,603 You mean you can look at it anthropologically? 325 00:16:20,687 --> 00:16:22,245 Really? You're gonna shanghai my whole discipline? 326 00:16:22,327 --> 00:16:24,363 You're tapping into what anthropologists call 327 00:16:24,447 --> 00:16:26,802 "lines of influence, dominance, and suasion." 328 00:16:26,887 --> 00:16:28,684 Go on, Sweets. Just let him go on. 329 00:16:28,767 --> 00:16:33,079 So we can look at the community as a single dysfunctional personality, 330 00:16:33,167 --> 00:16:36,523 dealing with sexual infidelity, indebtedness, resentment. 331 00:16:36,607 --> 00:16:38,359 - That's what I just said. - Both of you, it's murder, okay? 332 00:16:38,447 --> 00:16:39,675 We're either dealing with money or sex here. 333 00:16:39,767 --> 00:16:40,836 Yeah. That's what I just said. 334 00:16:40,927 --> 00:16:43,236 And this is where psychology can provide an insight 335 00:16:43,327 --> 00:16:45,079 - that anthropology cannot. - I doubt that. 336 00:16:45,167 --> 00:16:48,523 Well, suburbanites will not only lie to outsiders, 337 00:16:48,607 --> 00:16:50,199 they'll lie to each other and to themselves. 338 00:16:50,287 --> 00:16:54,997 What Sweets means is that societal norms endemic to the suburban acculturation 339 00:16:55,087 --> 00:16:58,238 dichotomize exterior postures and clandestine protocols. 340 00:16:58,327 --> 00:17:00,363 Just give me one thing that's gonna help me catch the murderer. 341 00:17:00,447 --> 00:17:03,484 - Just one thing. - All right. Deal with all of these people 342 00:17:03,567 --> 00:17:08,277 as separate elements of one big, collective personality. 343 00:17:08,367 --> 00:17:12,724 Identify the threat that Kurt Bessette posed to their psychological equanimity, 344 00:17:12,807 --> 00:17:15,685 - and the killer will emerge. - I agree. 345 00:17:15,767 --> 00:17:18,042 - It doesn't help me one bit. - Why? 346 00:17:20,407 --> 00:17:23,797 - You seriously believe all that hoo-ha? - It's anthropology, so, yes. 347 00:17:23,887 --> 00:17:26,560 Wrong "-ology." Keep your grubby anthro hands off my psych. 348 00:17:26,647 --> 00:17:29,445 Listen, Bones, I'll meet you down in the car in five minutes, okay? 349 00:17:29,527 --> 00:17:31,119 - What? - Five minutes. 350 00:17:32,447 --> 00:17:33,562 What? 351 00:17:34,367 --> 00:17:36,005 Okay, look... 352 00:17:36,927 --> 00:17:39,885 Parker has been asking all the women that I work with 353 00:17:39,967 --> 00:17:41,082 to be my girlfriend. 354 00:17:41,167 --> 00:17:42,520 Well, the women you work with are beautiful. 355 00:17:42,607 --> 00:17:44,598 Don't turn this into a conversation about sex, okay? 356 00:17:44,687 --> 00:17:46,086 My kid is eight years old here. 357 00:17:46,167 --> 00:17:48,362 Parker's pre-adolescent, but he's very concerned with sex. 358 00:17:48,447 --> 00:17:50,563 What he's concerned about are shoes with wheels on them. 359 00:17:50,647 --> 00:17:53,559 There are five stages of psychosexual development. 360 00:17:53,647 --> 00:17:55,160 - Oral, anal... - Whoa! 361 00:17:55,247 --> 00:17:57,442 ...phallic, latent, and genital. 362 00:17:57,527 --> 00:18:00,246 Now Parker's transitioning from latent to genital. 363 00:18:00,327 --> 00:18:01,476 At the genital stage, 364 00:18:01,567 --> 00:18:04,525 he's learning to identify with his gender parent. That's you. 365 00:18:04,607 --> 00:18:06,723 He looking at you to see his sexual future. 366 00:18:06,807 --> 00:18:07,876 How do I get him to stop? 367 00:18:07,967 --> 00:18:10,640 My advice is to let him see you interact with a woman. 368 00:18:10,727 --> 00:18:13,287 - Easy! - No, not sexually. Socially. 369 00:18:13,367 --> 00:18:16,404 Show him you're comfortable with women so he can learn to be the same way. 370 00:18:16,487 --> 00:18:18,125 - Okay. - "Okay"? Just like that? 371 00:18:18,207 --> 00:18:19,276 You're taking my advice? 372 00:18:19,367 --> 00:18:21,198 No, I just don't want to talk to you about it anymore. 373 00:18:23,527 --> 00:18:25,563 Wait. This isn't my office. 374 00:18:27,847 --> 00:18:30,281 It's the good life 375 00:18:31,327 --> 00:18:35,400 Full of fun, seems to be the ideal 376 00:18:38,847 --> 00:18:41,122 Yes, the good life 377 00:18:41,207 --> 00:18:45,758 Let's you hide all the sadness you feel 378 00:18:49,087 --> 00:18:53,239 You won't really fall in love 379 00:18:53,327 --> 00:18:56,797 'Cause you can't take the chance 380 00:18:58,967 --> 00:19:03,006 So be honest with yourself 381 00:19:04,127 --> 00:19:05,924 What are you doing? 382 00:19:07,007 --> 00:19:09,919 "Alibis." That's very organized. 383 00:19:10,607 --> 00:19:11,835 "At the time of the murder, Mary Kay Sayles 384 00:19:11,927 --> 00:19:13,997 - "was biking with James Perry..." - "Was biking with James Perry" 385 00:19:14,087 --> 00:19:15,486 - "and Elliot Lindbergh." - "...and Elliot Lindbergh." 386 00:19:15,567 --> 00:19:18,877 I'm thinking gay guy and 'burb hater are out biking with church lady. 387 00:19:18,967 --> 00:19:22,880 So you're thinking they're a sexual threesome? 388 00:19:22,967 --> 00:19:25,083 What? Wow. No. I was just thinking that one of these cyclists 389 00:19:25,167 --> 00:19:27,362 was having sex with Kurt Bessette. 390 00:19:27,447 --> 00:19:30,007 Oh, so we should find out where churchy lady's husband 391 00:19:30,087 --> 00:19:33,523 and gay guy's boyfriend and 'burb hater's wife were at that time. 392 00:19:33,607 --> 00:19:36,883 Hey, if this turns out to be some suburban key party-threesome-revenge slaying, 393 00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:38,764 it's gonna get complicated and I'm gonna get... 394 00:19:38,847 --> 00:19:42,237 Hey, so I finally got through the particulates left behind by the saw. 395 00:19:42,327 --> 00:19:44,522 Three different organic remnants on the cut. 396 00:19:44,607 --> 00:19:47,121 A hooked thorn from a Bougainvillea glabra, 397 00:19:47,207 --> 00:19:52,122 a haw from a hybrid Crataegus monogyna, and nectar from a Syringa protolaciniata. 398 00:19:52,207 --> 00:19:53,686 Each plant was from a different yard. 399 00:19:53,767 --> 00:19:56,725 - But all on the same reciprocating saw. - Yeah. 400 00:19:56,807 --> 00:20:01,164 Really? Like, that one, that Casanova gardener boy is using. 401 00:20:07,607 --> 00:20:10,997 So, my question is, did you kill Kurt Bessette on your own volition 402 00:20:11,087 --> 00:20:14,477 - or did his wife talk you into it? - What? 403 00:20:14,567 --> 00:20:16,603 Bessette was attacked with your hedge trimmer. 404 00:20:16,687 --> 00:20:20,726 Come on. Young hot suburban gardener, bored suburban housewives. 405 00:20:20,807 --> 00:20:22,320 You're an ethnological trope. 406 00:20:23,127 --> 00:20:24,355 - What? - Come on, Trey. 407 00:20:24,447 --> 00:20:25,721 Iced tea is not the only perk here, is it? 408 00:20:25,807 --> 00:20:27,877 Look, I had nothing going with Kurt Bessette's wife. 409 00:20:27,967 --> 00:20:29,559 Let me make this a little easier for you, shall we? 410 00:20:31,847 --> 00:20:37,683 Which one of these people did you have something going with? 411 00:20:43,327 --> 00:20:44,442 Paige Sayles. 412 00:20:45,807 --> 00:20:47,160 The church lady's daughter. 413 00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:50,564 She's 18, she's legal. And, plus, it was her idea. 414 00:20:51,727 --> 00:20:52,796 And? 415 00:20:56,327 --> 00:20:58,363 Paula Lindbergh. I think she was trying to get pregnant 416 00:20:58,447 --> 00:21:00,403 so her husband would stay in the suburbs. 417 00:21:00,647 --> 00:21:02,524 So, you mind being used as a stud horse? 418 00:21:02,647 --> 00:21:04,524 Would you? 419 00:21:04,807 --> 00:21:06,365 Do these women know about each other? 420 00:21:06,447 --> 00:21:08,438 - Not from me. - Then from who? 421 00:21:09,407 --> 00:21:12,956 Mr. Bessette caught me and Mrs. Lindbergh sloshing up her hot tub. 422 00:21:13,567 --> 00:21:16,639 Where were you between the hours of 5:00 a.m. and 8:00 a.m. 423 00:21:16,727 --> 00:21:18,160 the morning of the luau? 424 00:21:18,847 --> 00:21:21,600 I've got a girlfriend. I mean, back in my neighborhood. 425 00:21:21,687 --> 00:21:23,518 A real one, who I love. I was with her. 426 00:21:27,047 --> 00:21:30,039 Wow. That cul-de-sac is like a sex camp. 427 00:21:30,127 --> 00:21:31,526 What? There's a sex camp? 428 00:21:31,607 --> 00:21:35,282 No, no. Listen, what were your anthropological lines again? 429 00:21:35,367 --> 00:21:37,403 Influence, dominance, and suasion. 430 00:21:37,487 --> 00:21:39,000 Okay, look, we both know that the murder victim 431 00:21:39,087 --> 00:21:42,443 wasn't above shaking someone down for a phone line, so maybe he finds out 432 00:21:42,527 --> 00:21:44,961 that Paula Lindbergh is trying to make babies with the gardener, 433 00:21:45,047 --> 00:21:48,926 he puts the squeeze on her, she kills him and Casanova gardener boy helps out. 434 00:21:49,007 --> 00:21:50,599 Definitely fits the paradigm. 435 00:21:51,207 --> 00:21:54,483 I was afraid this would come up, when I heard you took Trey in for questioning. 436 00:21:54,567 --> 00:21:55,682 You were right, so start talking. 437 00:21:55,767 --> 00:21:57,997 I should never have made Elliot move to the suburbs. 438 00:21:58,647 --> 00:22:01,002 In a way, I emasculated him. 439 00:22:01,087 --> 00:22:04,363 Oh, God. She's a therapist. She talks like a therapist. 440 00:22:04,447 --> 00:22:07,723 What? You remove a man from an environment where he flourishes 441 00:22:07,807 --> 00:22:10,799 to a place where he feels impotent, he actually becomes impotent. 442 00:22:10,887 --> 00:22:12,206 Look, if you wanted a baby so bad, 443 00:22:12,287 --> 00:22:13,606 why didn't you just move back to the city? 444 00:22:14,247 --> 00:22:16,317 We owe more on this house than it's worth. 445 00:22:16,407 --> 00:22:19,126 And even if Elliot could sell it, we're stuck financially. 446 00:22:19,207 --> 00:22:21,641 What happened when Kurt Bessette found you with the gardener? 447 00:22:21,727 --> 00:22:23,206 Nothing. He smirked. 448 00:22:25,127 --> 00:22:28,437 Did Kurt threaten to tell your husband or blackmail you? 449 00:22:28,527 --> 00:22:30,518 - Oh, no. He wouldn't dare. - Why not? 450 00:22:30,607 --> 00:22:34,043 Wait, you think that Kurt told my husband about the gardener, 451 00:22:34,127 --> 00:22:35,401 and so Elliot killed him? 452 00:22:36,527 --> 00:22:39,963 Elliot puked when he shot a pig. Please. 453 00:22:40,047 --> 00:22:41,321 Interlocking lines of suasion 454 00:22:41,407 --> 00:22:44,877 between members of the collective result in multiple duplicities. 455 00:22:44,967 --> 00:22:47,640 Oh, my God. She's an anthropologist. She talks like an anthropologist. 456 00:22:47,727 --> 00:22:48,796 Just answer the question. 457 00:22:48,887 --> 00:22:51,606 Why wouldn't Kurt Bessette dare tell your husband about the gardener? 458 00:22:52,047 --> 00:22:53,116 I'm a trained therapist. 459 00:22:53,807 --> 00:22:55,525 I looked at Kurt and Paige talking on the street. 460 00:22:55,607 --> 00:22:58,360 I knew immediately their relationship was clandestine. 461 00:22:58,447 --> 00:22:59,516 Probably sexual. 462 00:22:59,887 --> 00:23:02,606 Kurt Bessette was sleeping with that 18-year-old girl. 463 00:23:02,687 --> 00:23:05,724 I used that knowledge to ask for our five grand back for the phone. 464 00:23:06,567 --> 00:23:08,444 Kurt wouldn't have agreed if it weren't true. 465 00:23:08,847 --> 00:23:11,441 If I were you, I'd be looking at Paige's father 466 00:23:11,527 --> 00:23:13,995 for this murder, not my Elliot. 467 00:23:14,087 --> 00:23:15,406 Hey, Dad! 468 00:23:16,567 --> 00:23:20,321 - I'm going to kill you. - That never gets old. 469 00:23:22,807 --> 00:23:25,116 Okay, yeah, Kurt and I hooked up. 470 00:23:25,847 --> 00:23:28,315 I'm of age. He didn't break any laws sleeping with me. 471 00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:31,479 - So, what did you see in him? - Kurt wasn't like the other guys from here. 472 00:23:32,247 --> 00:23:37,480 He wasn't just cute, he was committed to the environment, saving our planet. 473 00:23:37,567 --> 00:23:39,922 People hated him because he made them feel ashamed 474 00:23:40,007 --> 00:23:41,360 that they weren't doing more. 475 00:23:41,447 --> 00:23:43,722 I think what they hated was the windmill. 476 00:23:43,807 --> 00:23:46,082 You know, it's possible having sex with you killed him. 477 00:23:46,487 --> 00:23:48,318 No, Kurt was in awesome shape. 478 00:23:48,407 --> 00:23:50,682 No, I didn't mean that you gave him a heart attack. 479 00:23:50,767 --> 00:23:51,802 What I meant was, 480 00:23:51,887 --> 00:23:55,675 it's possible that someone who cares about you killed him. 481 00:23:57,007 --> 00:24:00,363 - Like my dad, you mean? - Or Trey the gardener. 482 00:24:02,567 --> 00:24:05,001 They didn't even know about Kurt. 483 00:24:05,087 --> 00:24:07,157 Well, what if they did? 484 00:24:14,167 --> 00:24:16,442 Is this an official FBI investigation? 485 00:24:16,527 --> 00:24:18,836 Do I need some kind of representation? 486 00:24:18,927 --> 00:24:21,680 Yeah, the whole accent thing, it's kind of out in the world. 487 00:24:22,967 --> 00:24:24,116 I figured. 488 00:24:26,007 --> 00:24:27,725 This place, the Jeffersonian, 489 00:24:28,327 --> 00:24:30,682 they see things in very black-and-white terms. 490 00:24:30,767 --> 00:24:32,723 Comes with the gig. We're scientists. 491 00:24:32,807 --> 00:24:36,117 Yeah, but unlike any of them, you're religious. 492 00:24:36,207 --> 00:24:37,242 Muslim. 493 00:24:37,327 --> 00:24:40,000 Now, this man I see in front of me right now. 494 00:24:40,087 --> 00:24:42,840 Rational, pragmatic, highly intelligent. 495 00:24:43,367 --> 00:24:45,483 That man might have to explain his religion 496 00:24:45,567 --> 00:24:47,000 to people like that every single day. 497 00:24:47,727 --> 00:24:49,763 - Whereas... - Whereas a kid from the sticks of Iran, 498 00:24:49,847 --> 00:24:51,326 newly arrived in the West, 499 00:24:51,407 --> 00:24:53,921 it's no wonder he clings to his cultural superstitions. 500 00:24:54,007 --> 00:24:56,999 There you go. Frustrating enough to drive a guy to fake an accent. 501 00:24:57,407 --> 00:25:00,365 Which, in my professional opinion, is not crazy. 502 00:25:00,447 --> 00:25:01,596 You're a pretty smart guy. 503 00:25:01,687 --> 00:25:04,963 But I don't need a scientist to tell me who or what I am. 504 00:25:05,807 --> 00:25:07,957 And neither should you, Mr. Vaziri. 505 00:25:09,567 --> 00:25:11,285 - Thanks for coming by. - Thank you. 506 00:25:12,527 --> 00:25:15,246 Tox screen came back positive for potassium nitrate, 507 00:25:15,327 --> 00:25:17,921 which can be prescribed for high blood pressure, 508 00:25:18,007 --> 00:25:19,804 but Kurt Bessette was in very good shape. 509 00:25:19,887 --> 00:25:22,481 Yes, we heard that from his teenage girlfriend. 510 00:25:22,567 --> 00:25:23,602 Enough to kill the guy? 511 00:25:23,687 --> 00:25:25,723 Nope. He might have experienced some muscle weakness, 512 00:25:25,807 --> 00:25:27,718 but otherwise saltpeter is fairly harmless. 513 00:25:27,807 --> 00:25:30,321 Saltpeter is not harmless, okay? I went to Catholic school. 514 00:25:30,407 --> 00:25:31,886 That's a total myth, Booth. 515 00:25:31,967 --> 00:25:34,083 No, Booth did actually go to a Catholic school. 516 00:25:34,207 --> 00:25:37,438 No, the nuns, they used to put saltpeter in all the boys' milk at lunch 517 00:25:37,527 --> 00:25:38,676 so that we couldn't get... 518 00:25:39,687 --> 00:25:43,999 So we could concentrate without... You know. Ping! 519 00:25:44,087 --> 00:25:46,521 But how could you tell that it was in the boys' milk and not the girls'? 520 00:25:46,607 --> 00:25:48,040 'Cause the boys' milk was always frothier. 521 00:25:48,127 --> 00:25:51,085 - And did it work? - Well, not on me. 522 00:25:51,207 --> 00:25:52,356 Well, it didn't work on anyone, Booth. 523 00:25:52,447 --> 00:25:54,802 Why people insist upon believing that old wives' tale 524 00:25:54,887 --> 00:25:56,843 in the face of all evidence, I'll never understand. 525 00:25:57,247 --> 00:25:59,078 Saltpeter acts as a blood thinner. 526 00:25:59,167 --> 00:26:01,123 See? Thin blood could stop a guy from... 527 00:26:01,207 --> 00:26:03,198 No. We've been saying that the two wounds 528 00:26:03,287 --> 00:26:06,006 we found on the victim's body wouldn't be enough for him to bleed out. 529 00:26:06,087 --> 00:26:08,840 But with saltpeter, he could have bled internally 530 00:26:08,927 --> 00:26:11,202 from even minor soft tissue damage. 531 00:26:11,287 --> 00:26:13,562 We'd never have seen the evidence of that after he cooked. 532 00:26:13,647 --> 00:26:15,126 We got probable cause of death. 533 00:26:15,207 --> 00:26:18,119 Now we just need to find out who fed Kurt Bessette the saltpeter. 534 00:26:18,207 --> 00:26:20,562 I think you'll want to talk to the cheating bastard's wife. 535 00:26:24,967 --> 00:26:26,764 I begged Kurt to stop cheating on me. 536 00:26:26,847 --> 00:26:29,315 I did everything I could in the bedroom to make him stay. 537 00:26:29,407 --> 00:26:31,125 I changed my hair. I went to the gym. 538 00:26:32,007 --> 00:26:35,158 But when I went to work every day, it was a "cat's away, mice play" situation. 539 00:26:35,247 --> 00:26:36,726 Where did you get the saltpeter? 540 00:26:37,447 --> 00:26:39,244 Oh. Um... 541 00:26:39,327 --> 00:26:43,605 Nate and James have stump remover, and that's 98% saltpeter. 542 00:26:43,687 --> 00:26:46,963 I figured that might be enough to remove Kurt's stump from her garden. 543 00:26:48,247 --> 00:26:51,557 - Who else knew he was cheating? - Nobody. 544 00:26:52,407 --> 00:26:53,681 Unless her husband found out. 545 00:26:54,407 --> 00:26:57,797 Husband? Kurt Bessette was sleeping with the church lady, too. 546 00:26:58,367 --> 00:27:00,164 Do you think her husband is capable of murder? 547 00:27:00,487 --> 00:27:01,715 Bob? No. 548 00:27:02,127 --> 00:27:05,085 He's just a big dumb-ass knob who thinks Verbena Court is heaven. 549 00:27:05,647 --> 00:27:07,319 That was before he knew the neighbor 550 00:27:07,407 --> 00:27:10,001 was having sex with both his wife and his daughter. 551 00:27:10,087 --> 00:27:12,237 I don't care how big of a dumb-ass Bob Sayles is. 552 00:27:12,327 --> 00:27:14,397 He finds that out, he's going to want to kill her husband. 553 00:27:21,407 --> 00:27:23,523 How did you find out about me and Kurt? 554 00:27:23,607 --> 00:27:26,041 Only the two of us knew and Kurt's dead. 555 00:27:26,167 --> 00:27:28,681 You were not the only person that Kurt Bessette was sleeping with. 556 00:27:29,847 --> 00:27:31,246 You mean, aside from his wife? 557 00:27:33,167 --> 00:27:34,839 So I wasn't his only... 558 00:27:36,807 --> 00:27:37,922 Well, who? Who else? 559 00:27:39,527 --> 00:27:41,677 He was sleeping with your daughter Paige. 560 00:27:45,847 --> 00:27:48,361 You can understand why you're a suspect here. 561 00:27:49,287 --> 00:27:52,597 Yes. People kill out of jealousy. 562 00:27:54,007 --> 00:27:55,918 I guess it won't matter if I deny it. 563 00:27:56,007 --> 00:27:58,760 But you're not our prime suspect. You see, you have an alibi. 564 00:27:58,847 --> 00:28:02,123 You were out biking with James Perry and Elliot Lindbergh. 565 00:28:03,247 --> 00:28:06,398 So you think Kelly found out and killed her own husband? 566 00:28:09,367 --> 00:28:12,643 Paige? My God, she's only 18. 567 00:28:16,167 --> 00:28:18,965 You think my Bob found out and killed Kurt? 568 00:28:30,247 --> 00:28:34,240 I found evidence of a homogenous mixture of oily and waxy long-chain, 569 00:28:34,327 --> 00:28:37,637 which are non-polar hydrocarbons in this fracture of the skull. 570 00:28:37,727 --> 00:28:39,877 Can't you just say "lubricant"? Isn't that much quicker? 571 00:28:39,967 --> 00:28:43,118 Arastoo must be finished looking at the mini-fractures in that area, right? 572 00:28:43,447 --> 00:28:44,596 Where is he? 573 00:28:44,687 --> 00:28:47,201 Sorry, I just finished morning prayers. 574 00:28:49,087 --> 00:28:53,638 Skull fracture is located high on the frontal bone, right on the midline. 575 00:28:53,767 --> 00:28:54,882 Whoa! 576 00:28:56,207 --> 00:28:57,276 Who are you? 577 00:28:59,887 --> 00:29:02,162 I don't have an accent. I was faking it. 578 00:29:02,527 --> 00:29:05,087 But I am devout. I do pray five times a day. 579 00:29:06,287 --> 00:29:07,766 Now can we get back to work, please? 580 00:29:07,847 --> 00:29:09,724 Oh, no. Definitely not. 581 00:29:09,807 --> 00:29:11,718 How do we know you're not faking this accent? 582 00:29:11,807 --> 00:29:14,958 - Does Brennan know about this? - Yes. She doesn't care. 583 00:29:16,047 --> 00:29:17,082 She doesn't care. 584 00:29:18,007 --> 00:29:20,760 - The midline fracture... - No, no, no... 585 00:29:20,847 --> 00:29:23,645 Arastoo, things will go a lot faster if you just explain. 586 00:29:23,727 --> 00:29:25,524 When I speak as though I just got off the boat, 587 00:29:25,607 --> 00:29:27,404 people accept my religious convictions. 588 00:29:27,487 --> 00:29:29,955 Plus, fewer terrorist jokes. 589 00:29:30,047 --> 00:29:32,083 - I don't know why. - 'Cause they're afraid of you. 590 00:29:32,167 --> 00:29:34,886 - You are so going to pay for this. - Yeah. 591 00:29:34,967 --> 00:29:36,480 I have no doubt that is true. 592 00:29:36,567 --> 00:29:40,640 Now, this wound has a distinctive curve shape to it. 593 00:29:40,727 --> 00:29:42,479 It doesn't look very severe. 594 00:29:42,607 --> 00:29:45,599 Corresponding micro-fractures to the posterior cranium 595 00:29:45,687 --> 00:29:46,961 indicate that Kurt was hit 596 00:29:47,047 --> 00:29:49,003 while resting his head on a hard surface. 597 00:29:49,087 --> 00:29:52,045 So, a weak blow that was delivered when Kurt was already on the ground? 598 00:29:52,167 --> 00:29:54,317 There's a concrete base on the wind turbine. 599 00:29:54,407 --> 00:29:55,999 Bob Sayles is a big, burly man. 600 00:29:56,087 --> 00:29:58,885 - Yeah, but he's a decent guy. - Well, what does that have to do with it? 601 00:29:58,967 --> 00:30:00,036 Decent guys, you know. 602 00:30:00,127 --> 00:30:02,846 They have a harder time hitting a guy when they're already down on the ground. 603 00:30:02,927 --> 00:30:04,280 So, not a weak blow, a half-hearted one? 604 00:30:04,367 --> 00:30:07,404 This mark here could be congruent with a golf club. 605 00:30:07,487 --> 00:30:10,399 It's curved and metallic. I could run up an image. 606 00:30:10,487 --> 00:30:12,045 Most clubs have a brazing composition 607 00:30:12,127 --> 00:30:14,163 to secure the titanium alloy that's on the club head. 608 00:30:14,247 --> 00:30:15,282 I can check on that. 609 00:30:15,367 --> 00:30:18,677 So a reciprocating saw, a golf club with some lubricant. 610 00:30:18,767 --> 00:30:21,440 That just leaves the puncture weapon unidentified. 611 00:30:23,607 --> 00:30:24,722 It takes a village, Bones. 612 00:30:25,447 --> 00:30:26,482 I beg your pardon? 613 00:30:26,567 --> 00:30:28,637 A village to raise a kid properly. You know, it takes a village. 614 00:30:28,727 --> 00:30:30,797 But metaphorically, it doesn't mean we all must grow up 615 00:30:30,887 --> 00:30:32,605 in hamlets of 800 people or less. 616 00:30:32,687 --> 00:30:34,917 - Thanks. Will you be my village? - Huh? 617 00:30:35,007 --> 00:30:38,477 I need Parker to know that I lead a full and rewarding life. 618 00:30:38,567 --> 00:30:39,841 - But you don't. - What? 619 00:30:39,927 --> 00:30:40,962 - Yes, I do. - No, you don't. 620 00:30:41,047 --> 00:30:42,844 You work too much, you don't socialize, 621 00:30:42,927 --> 00:30:45,043 all of which prevents you from having a full sex life. 622 00:30:45,127 --> 00:30:48,324 Okay, please, let's just take a hint from the suburbs 623 00:30:48,407 --> 00:30:49,442 and just make it look good. 624 00:30:49,527 --> 00:30:51,722 You want to know if I'll help you fool your son 625 00:30:51,807 --> 00:30:53,206 into thinking your life is gratifying? 626 00:30:53,287 --> 00:30:55,437 - Yeah. Will you do it? - Well, how? 627 00:30:55,527 --> 00:30:58,041 Come to dinner with us. Have fun. Laugh at my jokes. 628 00:30:58,127 --> 00:31:00,277 That might actually turn out to be fun, 629 00:31:00,367 --> 00:31:02,756 thus becoming a self-fulfilling desire. 630 00:31:02,847 --> 00:31:04,121 Right. So, you'll do it? 631 00:31:04,207 --> 00:31:07,563 Yes, I will be your hamlet of 800 people or less. 632 00:31:07,687 --> 00:31:08,756 My village. 633 00:31:08,847 --> 00:31:11,407 I was being amusing. You should laugh at my jokes, too. 634 00:31:11,487 --> 00:31:12,602 I'm laughing on the inside. 635 00:31:12,687 --> 00:31:15,963 Hey, so I just told Bob Sayles that both his wife and daughter 636 00:31:16,047 --> 00:31:17,685 were having sex with Kurt Bessette. 637 00:31:17,767 --> 00:31:19,997 - Was he shocked? - Yeah, and he wasn't faking it. 638 00:31:20,087 --> 00:31:22,647 Well, you shouldn't say that like it's a fact. 639 00:31:22,727 --> 00:31:25,161 In my opinion, his dismay was genuine. 640 00:31:25,407 --> 00:31:27,637 However, it's difficult to say whether the shock 641 00:31:27,727 --> 00:31:29,365 was due to the sexual revelations 642 00:31:29,447 --> 00:31:31,438 or if we discovered information he was keeping secret. 643 00:31:31,527 --> 00:31:32,846 I appreciate the distinction. 644 00:31:32,927 --> 00:31:34,485 Hold on to that for a second. 645 00:31:36,447 --> 00:31:38,005 You do the best you can, you know? 646 00:31:38,527 --> 00:31:41,439 You go to work, you bring home the bacon, you raise a daughter. 647 00:31:42,167 --> 00:31:44,397 - Either of you got daughters? - Mmm-mmm. 648 00:31:44,487 --> 00:31:46,478 Well, that's the trip, man, daughters. 649 00:31:46,567 --> 00:31:48,762 I was so worried about Paige and that gardener kid, 650 00:31:48,847 --> 00:31:50,360 I didn't see what was happening with Kurt. 651 00:31:50,767 --> 00:31:52,598 But, I mean, what do you do, preach abstinence? 652 00:31:52,687 --> 00:31:55,247 Doesn't work in Alaska, why would it work on Verbena Court? 653 00:31:55,327 --> 00:31:57,443 Did you suspect anything about your wife? 654 00:31:58,127 --> 00:31:59,276 I gotta confess... 655 00:32:00,647 --> 00:32:04,242 If I'd have known any of that, I'd have killed the son of a bitch, bare hands. 656 00:32:04,327 --> 00:32:06,557 And there's not a jury in this country that would convict me, either. 657 00:32:06,647 --> 00:32:07,762 That is untrue. 658 00:32:07,847 --> 00:32:10,236 They most certainly would have convicted you. 659 00:32:10,327 --> 00:32:11,362 You don't have an alibi? 660 00:32:11,727 --> 00:32:13,240 I was home alone, sleeping in, 661 00:32:13,327 --> 00:32:15,716 after getting that pig pit all dug and ready and lit. 662 00:32:17,367 --> 00:32:20,916 Why would Mary Kay do this to me? I've been a good husband, good provider. 663 00:32:21,287 --> 00:32:23,278 - I took two jobs. - Two jobs? 664 00:32:23,367 --> 00:32:26,200 We only have you down as a CPA for an airline. 665 00:32:26,287 --> 00:32:30,041 Yeah, well, me and Kurt started a side business on the Internet. 666 00:32:30,127 --> 00:32:32,197 You and Kurt Bessette had a business together? 667 00:32:32,287 --> 00:32:34,926 Yep. It was going good, too. 668 00:32:35,047 --> 00:32:37,242 Can you continue the business without him? 669 00:32:37,327 --> 00:32:41,366 No. No way. He was the entrepreneur. I just handled the books. 670 00:32:41,447 --> 00:32:42,721 What kind of business was it? 671 00:32:43,767 --> 00:32:45,405 The only kind that's recession-proof. 672 00:32:49,007 --> 00:32:50,076 Sex toys. 673 00:32:53,287 --> 00:32:55,562 Guy goes into the sex toy business 674 00:32:55,647 --> 00:33:00,357 with another guy, who commences to nail his wife and daughter. 675 00:33:04,487 --> 00:33:06,523 Probably using some of the merchandise here 676 00:33:06,607 --> 00:33:08,882 to double the fun, huh, Bones? 677 00:33:11,327 --> 00:33:13,716 Bones, looks like we found the lubricant. 678 00:33:20,407 --> 00:33:21,840 Oh, my God. 679 00:33:22,167 --> 00:33:24,317 Please tell me this has something to do with the case. 680 00:33:24,407 --> 00:33:27,604 This comprises the contents of the Sayles' family garage. 681 00:33:27,687 --> 00:33:30,247 Brennan asked me and Arastoo to look for possible murder weapons. 682 00:33:30,407 --> 00:33:33,524 We did find the lube. It's enough to make the whole neighborhood smile. 683 00:33:33,607 --> 00:33:36,167 And there's this. 684 00:33:36,247 --> 00:33:38,317 That looks scary. 685 00:33:38,407 --> 00:33:41,877 Wasn't a golf club. No brazing agent or titanium. 686 00:33:41,967 --> 00:33:45,118 - Could it have been this? - Oh, ouch! 687 00:33:45,327 --> 00:33:48,444 - What about this lubricant? - No, it's not the right lube. 688 00:33:48,527 --> 00:33:50,404 The lubricant in the fracture contains hexane, 689 00:33:50,487 --> 00:33:53,240 silicone, mineral oil and propellant. 690 00:33:53,327 --> 00:33:55,761 Same kind used to lubricate a bicycle chain. 691 00:33:58,927 --> 00:34:00,406 I think I found the weapon. 692 00:34:00,767 --> 00:34:02,803 This point matches the puncture wound. 693 00:34:02,887 --> 00:34:05,401 There's one of those signs on every lawn on the cul-de-sac. 694 00:34:05,487 --> 00:34:07,205 Bob Sayles was the head of the Neighborhood Watch. 695 00:34:07,287 --> 00:34:08,686 He's the one that distributed the signs. 696 00:34:08,767 --> 00:34:11,486 Uh-huh, you're gonna need to luminol every sign on Verbena Court. 697 00:34:11,567 --> 00:34:14,161 You're gonna tell me to stop looking through this stuff now, aren't you? 698 00:34:14,247 --> 00:34:15,566 I'm afraid so. 699 00:34:15,647 --> 00:34:17,558 I'll go tell Booth about the lube. 700 00:34:17,647 --> 00:34:19,046 Spoilsport. 701 00:34:19,127 --> 00:34:22,085 Finding likely murder weapons way too fast. 702 00:34:29,567 --> 00:34:30,682 Any blood, Hodgins? 703 00:34:43,567 --> 00:34:44,795 Nothing? 704 00:35:03,727 --> 00:35:05,080 - Booth. - Yeah? 705 00:35:05,167 --> 00:35:07,123 We're testing positive for blood here. 706 00:35:07,207 --> 00:35:09,004 Someone stabbed him with his own sign. 707 00:35:13,447 --> 00:35:16,598 Curved, metallic object I thought might be a golf club? 708 00:35:17,367 --> 00:35:18,482 Her shoes. 709 00:35:19,847 --> 00:35:20,882 Silicone lubricant. 710 00:35:20,967 --> 00:35:24,596 You kicked Kurt Bessette in the head while he was lying in the pebbles. 711 00:35:27,167 --> 00:35:29,522 You were with James Perry and Elliot Lindbergh that morning. 712 00:35:29,607 --> 00:35:31,837 The three of you each gave him a separate blow. 713 00:35:31,927 --> 00:35:34,839 Any one of you could have taken the saw from the gardener's truck. 714 00:35:34,927 --> 00:35:36,440 And the sign from his lawn. 715 00:35:36,527 --> 00:35:38,836 - We have alibis. - You're each other's alibis. 716 00:35:38,927 --> 00:35:40,838 All three of you were together at the time of death. 717 00:35:40,927 --> 00:35:43,521 Your alibi just turned into an anti-alibi. 718 00:35:45,167 --> 00:35:46,600 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 719 00:35:47,807 --> 00:35:49,638 Take these three into custody, please. 720 00:35:49,727 --> 00:35:51,285 - Yes, sir! - Got it! 721 00:35:51,727 --> 00:35:54,287 - Hands behind your back now. - Right now! Let's go. 722 00:36:05,767 --> 00:36:09,203 Three separate injuries to the body and three suspects. 723 00:36:09,287 --> 00:36:11,198 Access to the luau pit. 724 00:36:11,927 --> 00:36:14,236 The evidence indicates that we caught the murderers. 725 00:36:14,327 --> 00:36:16,397 Yeah, I believe you did catch the right people. 726 00:36:16,487 --> 00:36:18,637 - Okay, then what's your problem? - Motive. 727 00:36:18,727 --> 00:36:21,878 James Perry was angry that Kurt poisoned the dog. 728 00:36:21,967 --> 00:36:24,686 Elliot Lindbergh was ripped off for $5,000. 729 00:36:24,767 --> 00:36:28,043 Right. My problem is, all these motives were a long time cooking, right? 730 00:36:28,687 --> 00:36:32,077 These weapons... A sign, the hedge trimmers, kicking him, 731 00:36:32,167 --> 00:36:35,000 all suggest heat of the moment, right? 732 00:36:35,087 --> 00:36:36,156 Not premeditation. 733 00:36:36,247 --> 00:36:38,238 So, you want to know why they all snapped at that precise moment. 734 00:36:38,327 --> 00:36:39,646 Yeah. Now, picture it. 735 00:36:39,727 --> 00:36:43,766 It's dawn, three cyclists are heading out. They spot Kurt. 736 00:36:44,047 --> 00:36:47,562 They approach him for some reason. They argue, and then, 737 00:36:47,647 --> 00:36:49,603 with all this pent-up rage, they attack. 738 00:36:49,687 --> 00:36:51,837 One slice, one jab, one kick. 739 00:36:51,927 --> 00:36:54,077 They didn't know that he was full of the blood thinner, 740 00:36:54,167 --> 00:36:55,759 that he would die from the assault. 741 00:36:55,847 --> 00:36:56,916 Why does this matter? 742 00:36:57,007 --> 00:36:58,599 We already have the people responsible. 743 00:36:58,687 --> 00:37:01,918 'Cause it's knowledge, Dr. Brennan. It's insight into humans. 744 00:37:02,007 --> 00:37:03,156 It's why I do what I do. 745 00:37:03,527 --> 00:37:05,085 It's a good answer, Bones. 746 00:37:06,327 --> 00:37:08,124 It was a good answer. 747 00:37:08,447 --> 00:37:13,396 Fine. Okay, Kurt must have violated some ethos of the suburbs. 748 00:37:13,487 --> 00:37:16,001 Like cheating on his wife or ripping off his neighbors. 749 00:37:16,087 --> 00:37:18,920 Those are all accepted derivations of the suburban ethos. 750 00:37:19,247 --> 00:37:22,239 Cam said that one of her neighbors had his garage burned down 751 00:37:22,327 --> 00:37:24,045 for cutting his lawn on the diagonal. 752 00:37:29,567 --> 00:37:30,920 The windmill. 753 00:37:31,007 --> 00:37:32,122 It was the last straw. 754 00:37:32,247 --> 00:37:35,717 It's ugly, makes a horrible sound, destroys home values. 755 00:37:35,807 --> 00:37:38,082 It's the diagonal lawn of Verbena Court. 756 00:37:42,847 --> 00:37:47,796 Okay, this is basically vodka with a very, very subtle hint of pepper. 757 00:37:48,327 --> 00:37:49,362 None for me. 758 00:37:49,447 --> 00:37:53,884 Okay, it's technically illegal moonshine, but we are scientists honing our craft. 759 00:37:54,127 --> 00:37:56,402 - I don't drink alcohol. - Okay, let's have it. 760 00:37:56,487 --> 00:37:57,556 Have what? 761 00:37:57,647 --> 00:37:59,922 How do you balance an archaic religious belief 762 00:38:00,007 --> 00:38:01,884 with a life devoted to science? 763 00:38:01,967 --> 00:38:04,162 This discussion is exactly what I hoped to avoid. 764 00:38:04,247 --> 00:38:05,965 It's not our fault you let the accent slip. 765 00:38:06,047 --> 00:38:09,005 There's no conflict between Allah and science. 766 00:38:09,087 --> 00:38:10,884 Allah created the mystery of the world, 767 00:38:10,967 --> 00:38:13,640 and science struggles, and mostly fails, to explain it. 768 00:38:13,727 --> 00:38:15,479 But the search for truth is honorable, 769 00:38:15,567 --> 00:38:17,603 and I honor Allah through the search for truth. 770 00:38:17,687 --> 00:38:18,756 I get that. 771 00:38:18,967 --> 00:38:21,197 But what's with the "Kill the infidel" routine? 772 00:38:21,287 --> 00:38:24,085 It's times like this I wish I drank alcohol. 773 00:38:24,167 --> 00:38:26,317 Well, "Fight and slay the unbeliever." 774 00:38:26,407 --> 00:38:29,240 I prefer the other option, which is to enslave the unbeliever. 775 00:38:31,247 --> 00:38:33,078 It's a joke. 776 00:38:33,167 --> 00:38:34,725 That was funny. 777 00:38:34,807 --> 00:38:36,035 Is this part done? 778 00:38:36,127 --> 00:38:38,083 Not quite. I have one more question. 779 00:38:39,167 --> 00:38:41,920 If you took the all-time greatest Celtics players 780 00:38:42,007 --> 00:38:44,567 and put them against the all-time greatest Lakers, who would win? 781 00:38:44,647 --> 00:38:46,444 Including the years when the Lakers played in Minneapolis? 782 00:38:46,527 --> 00:38:48,438 - Definitely the Celtics. - Okay, I got one, I got one. 783 00:38:48,527 --> 00:38:51,405 Pit the all-time greatest Christians against the all-time greatest Muslims. 784 00:38:54,767 --> 00:38:56,758 Oh, you just got smote. 785 00:38:57,727 --> 00:38:58,762 Wow. 786 00:39:02,167 --> 00:39:03,486 This is fun. Isn't it fun? 787 00:39:04,087 --> 00:39:05,725 Yes. I'm having fun. Is he? 788 00:39:06,287 --> 00:39:07,640 Bones, you can ask him yourself. 789 00:39:08,487 --> 00:39:09,966 Hey. Are you having fun? 790 00:39:10,127 --> 00:39:11,276 Milkshakes are fun, 791 00:39:11,367 --> 00:39:13,961 and I'm having a milkshake, so, yeah, I'm having fun. 792 00:39:14,047 --> 00:39:15,878 That's an excellent syllogism. 793 00:39:16,167 --> 00:39:17,395 She thinks I'm silly? 794 00:39:18,887 --> 00:39:21,196 - What's wrong? - He needs a girlfriend. 795 00:39:21,887 --> 00:39:24,003 - Well, why doesn't he have one? - I don't know. 796 00:39:24,127 --> 00:39:26,766 That's another thing we can't talk about until I have hair under my arms. 797 00:39:26,847 --> 00:39:29,441 Okay. What do you say we all go bowling, get out of here, huh? 798 00:39:29,527 --> 00:39:30,642 Couldn't you be his girlfriend? 799 00:39:30,727 --> 00:39:31,955 Buddy, you really gotta quit that. 800 00:39:32,087 --> 00:39:33,156 That would be inappropriate. 801 00:39:33,447 --> 00:39:35,085 - Why? - Because 802 00:39:36,647 --> 00:39:37,796 we work together. 803 00:39:37,887 --> 00:39:39,286 - That's a stupid reason. - You know what? 804 00:39:39,367 --> 00:39:42,040 Bones, I'm really not comfortable with the questions that you're asking. 805 00:39:42,127 --> 00:39:43,719 Booth, could you maybe trust me for a second, 806 00:39:43,807 --> 00:39:45,001 trust that I can say the right thing? 807 00:39:45,087 --> 00:39:46,156 In the time that I've been with you, 808 00:39:46,247 --> 00:39:48,124 I've learned a lot about how to deal with people. 809 00:39:49,047 --> 00:39:51,720 Your father is very, very good with people. 810 00:39:52,127 --> 00:39:53,719 Then why doesn't he have a girlfriend? 811 00:39:53,807 --> 00:39:55,479 And we're off. 812 00:39:56,207 --> 00:39:57,481 Okay. All right, all right. 813 00:39:57,887 --> 00:39:59,445 Can I ask you a question? 814 00:40:00,287 --> 00:40:02,084 Why do you think your father needs a girlfriend so much? 815 00:40:02,167 --> 00:40:03,236 Okay, look, Bones, 816 00:40:03,327 --> 00:40:05,602 there's a whole gender-parent dealy-bob thing going on here. 817 00:40:05,687 --> 00:40:07,882 - You're just going to confuse him. - So I can have a pool. 818 00:40:09,567 --> 00:40:10,795 He doesn't sound confused. 819 00:40:11,047 --> 00:40:12,116 A pool? 820 00:40:12,207 --> 00:40:14,243 Lasky's dad got a pool with his girlfriend. 821 00:40:14,327 --> 00:40:17,239 Oh, you mean Lasky with the third nostril? 822 00:40:17,327 --> 00:40:18,646 Lasky's dad got a girlfriend. 823 00:40:18,727 --> 00:40:20,604 Then they got married, and moved to a house with a pool. 824 00:40:21,007 --> 00:40:22,156 Maybe if you got married, 825 00:40:22,247 --> 00:40:24,920 you'd move to a house with a pool that I could swim in. 826 00:40:25,007 --> 00:40:27,601 Well, he seems extremely clear on why he wants you to get a girlfriend. 827 00:40:27,687 --> 00:40:29,200 I don't know why you didn't just ask him. 828 00:40:31,567 --> 00:40:33,205 So, the whole reason you wanted me to get a girlfriend 829 00:40:33,287 --> 00:40:35,437 was so that you could have a pool? 830 00:40:35,607 --> 00:40:37,279 Mmm-hmm. Why else would I care? 831 00:40:37,687 --> 00:40:39,882 There is a pool in my building 832 00:40:39,967 --> 00:40:44,085 that the two of you can use as my guests anytime. 833 00:40:44,167 --> 00:40:45,725 Awesome. That's awesome, right, Dad? 834 00:40:45,807 --> 00:40:46,842 No, not awesome. 835 00:40:46,927 --> 00:40:48,804 Simple Socratic method of solving a problem. 836 00:40:48,887 --> 00:40:50,002 Nope. Mmm-mmm. 837 00:40:50,167 --> 00:40:51,566 Parker is right. 838 00:40:51,647 --> 00:40:52,841 You're awesome, Bones. 839 00:40:53,207 --> 00:40:55,357 Yeah. I'm awesome. 840 00:40:56,487 --> 00:40:57,476 Cheers. 841 00:41:42,127 --> 00:41:43,116 ENGLISH - US - SDH