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Everybody,
I've got fresh pineapple!
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Hey, back off, sailor.
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Grabbing the gay guy's coconut boob.
Real cool, Dad.
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- Your old man is cool. Right, Nate?
- Massively cool, Bob. You're a glacier.
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Aren't any of these non-alcoholic?
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You know, it would do you some good to
have a couple of drinks, loosen up a little.
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All due respect, James,
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I don't even understand
why gays want to get married.
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Elliot! The same reason we do,
family, kids, the American dream.
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Exactly. Thank you, Paula.
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Our house has been on the market
for 10 months.
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Nobody wants
the American dream anymore.
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Elliot, you're gonna love the 'burbs
once we have a couple of kids.
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Ooh! What's going on?
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- That's coming from the luau pit.
- Hey, Trey, what's that noise?
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For God's sake, Bob,
he's a gardener, not a servant.
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He works for
the Homeowner's Association,
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which means he works for us. Am I wrong?
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Maybe the pig's eyeballs explode
when it's done.
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It shouldn't be done
for a couple more hours.
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We should check
and make sure it's not burning.
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- All right, stand back.
- Here piggy, piggy.
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All right, look out. Get back.
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- This is kosher, right?
- Oh, yeah.
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Elliot, will you get the meat thermometer?
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Oh, my God.
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What, hon?
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Is that a person?
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- That's a person!
- He's been cooked!
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Why are you standing there
like a security guard?
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- Parker, hey!
- Hi!
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The remains we've been called to examine
were apparently barbecued.
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- Would you like to see?
- Totally!
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No, no, no.
A person did not get barbecued.
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- Did they, Dr. Brennan?
- Yes. In a luau pit,
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which is why I'm surprised
you'd bring Parker along.
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Rebecca and her boyfriend
won a night at the Greenbrier,
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so little kid's with me. I got him.
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Let's go see the cooked person!
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- You know our deal.
- Well, what's your deal?
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We're not allowed to talk about
the bad parts of Dad's work
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until I have armpit hair.
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You don't have any armpit hair
last time I checked.
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Not for a long time, kid.
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Angela, would you mind...
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Oh, no, sure. I get the situation here.
You're with me, Parker.
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I want to see the barbecued body.
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Well, I agree that does sound awesome,
but I have face paints
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that your dad will never be able to get off,
no matter how hard he scrubs.
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- They're basically tattoos.
- Okay, I'm with you.
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You have a good time, all right?
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I'll come pick you up in a little bit,
all right?
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Have fun, fun with the face paints, kid.
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Hey, that's not true
about the face paint, is it?
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You're with me, baby Booth.
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Ethnographic studies of the suburbs
indicate a cultural impulsion
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toward overt displays of status.
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Of course, this competitive paradigm
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can often result in
aggression and violence.
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There was this guy on my street
who cut his lawn on the diagonal.
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The neighbors got angry.
Someone set his garage on fire.
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Oh, I mean, yards, sidewalks, you know,
clean streets, birds flying by.
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A dead body in the barbecue pit.
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Oh, okay, you know what?
I'm gonna go talk to the neighbors,
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see if anyone who cut
their lawn diagonally is missing.
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I think those are reflective lenses that
have fused into the supraorbital margin.
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Nate and I moved to Verbena Court
about six months ago.
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The luau pit came with the house.
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We installed a lockable cover.
We don't want kids falling in.
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We're good neighbors.
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- Who has a key?
- Uh, just us.
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And there's one
with the Neighborhood Watch.
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- Okay, who put the pig in the pit?
- Me, Nate, and Trey at 9:00 this morning.
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- Trey?
- Trey Jordan.
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He's the gardener /handyman
for the Homeowner's Association.
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- Stop staring at him, James.
- You were just talking about him...
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Guys, guys. When you put the pig in...
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We didn't notice anything down there
but hot coals.
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Forty-eight degrees Celsius.
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That's, what, an hour after they drenched
everything with a garden hose?
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Wish they hadn't done that.
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Well, it's human nature, Dr. Brennan.
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You see someone on fire,
you put them out.
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Prominent brow points to a male.
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Wear on his mandibular teeth
puts his age at about 30 to 35.
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We should remove the remains,
and then let Hodgins get down here.
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We have the luau every year.
The pit was dug maybe...
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Four years ago. July.
Same time we planted our hydrangeas.
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That reminds me, we should spray.
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Yeah, we all helped with the pit.
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It's four-feet deep and lined with brick.
You burn the wood to embers.
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You cheat with charcoal.
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Don't call your dad a cheater, Paige.
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Anyway, tons of embers going,
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then you throw down a layer of wet burlap,
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then wet leaves, then wet burlap,
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chicken wire,
then you lower the pig in, and voilą.
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- Yeah, you're forgetting one thing there.
- I don't think so. Burlap, leaves...
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He means the dead guy under the pig, Dad.
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Smart one in the family there.
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So, what made you
crack open the pit early?
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We heard little explosions,
like fireworks going off.
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We found these in the pit.
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Reflective aviators.
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- Those look like Mr. Bessette's glasses.
- Oh, my God.
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- That's Kurt?
- You must be mistaken.
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Hey, everybody, looks like it was Kurt.
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- Oh, my God!
- Not Kurt.
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- Kurt?
- No.
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Who's Kurt?
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He and his wife live over there.
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- That was creepy.
- I warned you about the suburbs.
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- And you're certain it's Kurt?
- I'm afraid so, Mrs. Bessette.
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His teeth match the x-rays
your dentist provided.
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Well, I already told the FBI guy
and the scary lady everything I know,
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so I don't know what...
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You mentioned that you and your husband
didn't really fit in with the neighborhood.
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Oh, yeah. Kurt put up a solar panel
and a wind turbine,
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and it made everybody mad.
They thought they were pretty ugly.
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They said they ruined the neighborhood,
you know.
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But he just wanted to save the planet.
There's nothing wrong with that, right?
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No, it's quite a noble cause.
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But it can kind of rub people
the wrong way sometimes.
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When the gay couple's dog
peed on the wind turbine,
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Kurt gave the dog a laxative
that nearly killed him.
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Well, that's not quite so noble.
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Neighbors don't forget a thing like that.
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We got shunned.
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Found out what caused
the mini explosions.
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Would it have anything to do with
the pebbles embedded in the remains?
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If by "pebbles" you mean
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the rudaceous sedimentary stratified
clast fragments, then, yes.
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Now, based on the amount of pyrites,
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I'd estimate the porosity
at approximately 25% .
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That's ideal for moisture saturation.
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Meaning the pebbles exploded
when they got hot.
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The "pebbles,"
as you so quaintly call them,
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were all found on the same strata
as the human remains.
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Most likely dragged from the murder site.
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Which explains why they were
embedded in the remains.
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Yeah. All consistent in size and color.
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Decorative, perhaps?
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I'll call you back.
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These bones are not human.
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- I assume they're pig.
- Yes.
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- Time for prayers?
- Yes, but I have a couple of minutes.
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- Oh, I'm sorry.
- Why?
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As a Muslim,
I imagine you consider this work unclean.
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Yes, well, as a Christian,
I imagine you feel the same way.
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Four femurs, 12 phalanges,
dozens of teeth, 12 canines.
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Luau custom says
throw the pig bones back in the pit.
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- Sorry, sorry. Pig bones. God.
- I'm fine, Dr. Saroyan.
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Perhaps the killer assumed
his victim's remains
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would never be noticed
amongst the pig bones.
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Really, Arastoo, there's no reason for you...
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I appreciate your concern, but I am fine.
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No, really, most of us aren't devout here,
and I respect your religion.
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"He hath forbidden you the flesh of swine,
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"but if one is forced by necessity,
without willful disobedience,
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"nor transgressing due limits,
then is he guiltless."
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- Point is, you shouldn't feel forced...
- I'm a scientist, okay?
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Just like the rest of you. I can deal.
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So, please just back off
and let me do my job like anyone else.
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Wow.
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I apologize
for my outburst.
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Oh, you aren't even gonna try
to unring that bell, are you?
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I have to pray.
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Saroyan.
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I found the rudaceous sedimentary
stratified clast fragment mother lode.
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Uh, yeah, any signs of a struggle
in the pebbles?
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No.
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Um, I call do-over.
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They're covered in blood.
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Lots of blood.
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My friend's dad just got a new girlfriend.
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He goes with his dad to her place
all the time to swim.
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So, he likes her. Well, that's good.
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- Do you have a boyfriend?
- No, I'm on a celibacy kick.
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It's been five months and nine days,
which in celibacy time is 400 years.
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- What does "celibacy" mean?
- It's...
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- I don't have a boyfriend, no.
- How about my dad?
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I don't think he has a boyfriend either.
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No, he really, really needs a girlfriend.
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- Really.
- Why?
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- To sex up.
- That's very succinctly put.
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Could Dad sex you up?
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Don't think
I haven't considered that,
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but I'm sort of on the sidelines for now.
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But thank you for thinking of me.
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- Okay. Ready?
- Mmm-hmm.
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- Done.
- Cool.
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- How'd you do that?
- I'm good.
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- How much blood did Hodgins find?
- Plenty. He estimates a fatal amount.
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Can we compare the blood to
the cooked guy and see if it's his?
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He's pretty cooked, but we'll try.
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Hodgins also ID'd morning glory pollen
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between the victim's eyeballs
and his sunglasses.
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How is that relevant?
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He said morning glories
only bloom after sunup.
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Sunrise was 5:47 a.m.,
so we're close to a time of death.
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Were you guys aware that
Arastoo doesn't really have an accent?
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Yeah, he does. Yeah, it's thicker
than Achmed, the rug merchant.
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Was that racist? It sounded racist.
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I knew that despite the fact
that Arastoo said he was Iranian,
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his accent was Jordanian.
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Don't you find it odd that he was
faking an Arab accent of any kind?
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- Iranian isn't actually Arab.
- What? Bones, it's weird!
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Now how is it any more odd than, say,
shaving your face or putting on makeup?
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I'm not hanging up
because I don't have an answer to that,
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I'm just hanging up.
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But... I had questions
about the morning glories.
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So, we understand that
you and the deceased
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had an altercation over your dog?
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You think that we cooked him
because he poisoned our dog?
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- Kurt did not poison our dog.
- Yes, he did.
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Rocky peed on his stupid windmill,
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so then he gave our dog
chocolate laxatives.
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Dogs don't react to that
the way people do.
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It's very difficult to overdose on laxatives.
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- All that will happen is...
- Rocky died from cancer.
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Maybe. We'll never know
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because someone wouldn't pay
for a doggy autopsy.
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Oh, my God. You won't let that go,
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even though the FBI thinks we killed Kurt
for poisoning our dog.
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- We don't think that he poisoned our dog.
- He does.
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Now that I think about it,
Rocky totally died of cancer.
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Can you see anything
that would explain copious blood loss?
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Not so far.
As you can see, here and here...
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Can it, bub. It's just you and me here.
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This mark here
on the scapula suggests a puncture wound.
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It's barely a poke, right?
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It would've been painful,
but no way it kills the guy.
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Here we see a bone laceration
on the victim's proximal humerus
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adjacent to the greater tubercle.
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Staining suggests
the injury occurred before he died.
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- Is that bone splintering?
- Yes, micro-fragments.
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I believe the laceration's
the result of a blow
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from a reciprocating-type weapon.
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- Like?
- A saw.
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I asked Dr. Hodgins
to swab for particulates
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that may have been transferred
from the blade.
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Here
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is the stab wound
and the laceration from the saw.
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Neither blow's anywhere near
a major vein or artery.
245
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Neither blow explains
the amount of blood on the pebbles.
246
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I ran a metal detector
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through all the crap we found
at the bottom of the pit.
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- "Crap"?
- Yeah, yeah. Technical term.
249
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- Bullet. Is that a.44 caliber?
- Yep.
250
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This seems
to suggest, rather convincingly,
251
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the reason for all the blood.
252
00:13:00,167 --> 00:13:03,557
Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a second.
You and Parker discussed my sex life?
253
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Well, we discussed your lack of sex life.
254
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Angela, neither you nor him,
especially him,
255
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knows anything about my sex life.
256
00:13:09,647 --> 00:13:13,401
Well, he knows that Daddy
ain't getting any, and he's concerned.
257
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He thinks you need a girlfriend,
to have sex.
258
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- He said that?
- Well, his exact words were, "To sex up."
259
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I think you need to talk to him honestly
about your love life.
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You kidding me?
No offense, but I'm not talking about that.
261
00:13:24,367 --> 00:13:25,561
- Hey.
- What?
262
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Want to run our friendly
neighborhood suburbanites
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through the National Gun Permit Database,
264
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see if any of them own a.44?
Hodgins found that in the pit.
265
00:13:31,767 --> 00:13:35,396
Hi, Dr. Saroyan. Do you have a boyfriend?
266
00:13:35,487 --> 00:13:37,159
See? This is exactly
how it started with me.
267
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Come on. Let's go.
Come on, I gotta get you back home
268
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or your mom's gonna kill me. All right?
269
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Let me see this stuff.
Does this stuff come off?
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00:13:43,087 --> 00:13:46,124
Oh, seriously,
that's your big worry right now?
271
00:13:51,407 --> 00:13:53,921
I hate Verbena Court.
Every last thing about it.
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It's artificial, it's soulless.
That's why I'm trying to sell out.
273
00:13:57,527 --> 00:13:59,643
It's ennui, Agent Booth,
do you understand that?
274
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Looks kind of nice to me. It's good for kids.
275
00:14:01,767 --> 00:14:04,645
They call it a cul-de-sac,
but what it is, is a dead end.
276
00:14:04,727 --> 00:14:06,240
So why'd you move there
in the first place?
277
00:14:06,327 --> 00:14:08,602
Wife wants kids, kids want lawns.
278
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- I got snookered in the math.
- Here you go.
279
00:14:10,287 --> 00:14:12,005
Right. Thanks.
280
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Snookered enough to snap?
281
00:14:16,167 --> 00:14:19,557
So I own a handgun? So what?
I have a license, it's registered.
282
00:14:19,647 --> 00:14:22,036
We found this bullet in the pit
with Bessette's body.
283
00:14:22,127 --> 00:14:23,242
We checked out his bank records.
284
00:14:23,327 --> 00:14:27,923
You wired $5,000 into his account
last month?
285
00:14:28,007 --> 00:14:30,726
Verbena Court was built with
a limited amount of phone lines.
286
00:14:30,807 --> 00:14:33,605
Bessette bought them all.
I wanted to put in a second line.
287
00:14:33,687 --> 00:14:36,326
Your neighbor charged you $5,000
for a phone line?
288
00:14:36,407 --> 00:14:37,476
Yep.
289
00:14:38,327 --> 00:14:41,000
Then he spent the five grand
on putting up the damn windmill.
290
00:14:41,087 --> 00:14:44,397
Okay, so he rips you off for five grand,
you snap and you shoot him.
291
00:14:44,487 --> 00:14:47,524
No. I should've shot him.
292
00:14:47,607 --> 00:14:51,759
It wasn't Kurt I shot, though.
I shot the pig. The luau pig.
293
00:14:51,847 --> 00:14:52,962
Excuse me?
294
00:14:53,047 --> 00:14:55,436
Bob Sayles and I found a farm
in North Carolina
295
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- and paid to hunt our own pig.
- With a handgun?
296
00:14:59,327 --> 00:15:01,318
I'll give you the name of the farm.
297
00:15:01,407 --> 00:15:04,797
Porky walked right up to us.
I popped him one between the eyes.
298
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I barfed, Bob cried.
299
00:15:08,727 --> 00:15:13,755
Suburban hunters. It's an oxymoron,
my friend. It's an oxymoron.
300
00:15:18,247 --> 00:15:19,726
No, no, no, no, you can't just walk in here...
301
00:15:19,807 --> 00:15:23,038
Arastoo Vaziri, our Muslim intern,
he's been faking his accent.
302
00:15:23,127 --> 00:15:26,005
At first I go where everyone else goes,
you know, terrorist.
303
00:15:26,087 --> 00:15:28,203
Wouldn't a terrorist fake
not having an accent?
304
00:15:28,287 --> 00:15:32,405
Is it crazy or just weird?
Weird, I can deal with, but crazy...
305
00:15:33,087 --> 00:15:36,124
- Wait. What do you want me to do?
- Crazy is your department.
306
00:15:38,367 --> 00:15:40,801
They went to a farm
and shot an innocent pig in the head?
307
00:15:40,887 --> 00:15:42,206
Look, it's not a Federal offense, Bones.
308
00:15:42,287 --> 00:15:43,766
There's nothing we can do
about it now, okay?
309
00:15:43,847 --> 00:15:45,565
So, let's just focus
on the murdered human.
310
00:15:45,647 --> 00:15:50,118
Okay, so far, we have a nick
on the scapula, suggesting stabbing,
311
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and splintering on the humerus,
which suggests sawing.
312
00:15:53,607 --> 00:15:56,360
- But neither explains bleeding out.
- Well, Sweets says he has something
313
00:15:56,447 --> 00:15:57,675
he'd like to share with us
in the conference room.
314
00:15:57,767 --> 00:15:59,644
Why does he have to say "share"?
Why can't he just say "show"?
315
00:15:59,727 --> 00:16:01,524
- Shh. Okay. What do you have? Hey.
- Hey.
316
00:16:01,607 --> 00:16:03,643
Suburbanites tend to
put too much emphasis
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on their outward accomplishments.
318
00:16:04,967 --> 00:16:07,686
- Now, this creates a sense of detachment.
- Ennui.
319
00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:09,120
- Very insightful.
- That's right.
320
00:16:09,207 --> 00:16:11,402
All right. The inherent uniformity
321
00:16:11,487 --> 00:16:13,239
and shared ideals of a planned community
322
00:16:13,327 --> 00:16:16,319
suggest that the neighborhood
can be psychologically analyzed
323
00:16:16,407 --> 00:16:18,557
as a single, dysfunctional personality.
324
00:16:18,647 --> 00:16:20,603
You mean you can
look at it anthropologically?
325
00:16:20,687 --> 00:16:22,245
Really? You're gonna shanghai
my whole discipline?
326
00:16:22,327 --> 00:16:24,363
You're tapping into
what anthropologists call
327
00:16:24,447 --> 00:16:26,802
"lines of influence, dominance,
and suasion."
328
00:16:26,887 --> 00:16:28,684
Go on, Sweets. Just let him go on.
329
00:16:28,767 --> 00:16:33,079
So we can look at the community
as a single dysfunctional personality,
330
00:16:33,167 --> 00:16:36,523
dealing with sexual infidelity,
indebtedness, resentment.
331
00:16:36,607 --> 00:16:38,359
- That's what I just said.
- Both of you, it's murder, okay?
332
00:16:38,447 --> 00:16:39,675
We're either dealing with
money or sex here.
333
00:16:39,767 --> 00:16:40,836
Yeah. That's what I just said.
334
00:16:40,927 --> 00:16:43,236
And this is where psychology
can provide an insight
335
00:16:43,327 --> 00:16:45,079
- that anthropology cannot.
- I doubt that.
336
00:16:45,167 --> 00:16:48,523
Well, suburbanites
will not only lie to outsiders,
337
00:16:48,607 --> 00:16:50,199
they'll lie to each other and to themselves.
338
00:16:50,287 --> 00:16:54,997
What Sweets means is that societal norms
endemic to the suburban acculturation
339
00:16:55,087 --> 00:16:58,238
dichotomize exterior postures
and clandestine protocols.
340
00:16:58,327 --> 00:17:00,363
Just give me one thing that's gonna
help me catch the murderer.
341
00:17:00,447 --> 00:17:03,484
- Just one thing.
- All right. Deal with all of these people
342
00:17:03,567 --> 00:17:08,277
as separate elements
of one big, collective personality.
343
00:17:08,367 --> 00:17:12,724
Identify the threat that Kurt Bessette
posed to their psychological equanimity,
344
00:17:12,807 --> 00:17:15,685
- and the killer will emerge.
- I agree.
345
00:17:15,767 --> 00:17:18,042
- It doesn't help me one bit.
- Why?
346
00:17:20,407 --> 00:17:23,797
- You seriously believe all that hoo-ha?
- It's anthropology, so, yes.
347
00:17:23,887 --> 00:17:26,560
Wrong "-ology." Keep your grubby
anthro hands off my psych.
348
00:17:26,647 --> 00:17:29,445
Listen, Bones, I'll meet you down
in the car in five minutes, okay?
349
00:17:29,527 --> 00:17:31,119
- What?
- Five minutes.
350
00:17:32,447 --> 00:17:33,562
What?
351
00:17:34,367 --> 00:17:36,005
Okay, look...
352
00:17:36,927 --> 00:17:39,885
Parker has been asking
all the women that I work with
353
00:17:39,967 --> 00:17:41,082
to be my girlfriend.
354
00:17:41,167 --> 00:17:42,520
Well, the women you work with
are beautiful.
355
00:17:42,607 --> 00:17:44,598
Don't turn this into a conversation
about sex, okay?
356
00:17:44,687 --> 00:17:46,086
My kid is eight years old here.
357
00:17:46,167 --> 00:17:48,362
Parker's pre-adolescent,
but he's very concerned with sex.
358
00:17:48,447 --> 00:17:50,563
What he's concerned about
are shoes with wheels on them.
359
00:17:50,647 --> 00:17:53,559
There are five stages
of psychosexual development.
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00:17:53,647 --> 00:17:55,160
- Oral, anal...
- Whoa!
361
00:17:55,247 --> 00:17:57,442
...phallic, latent, and genital.
362
00:17:57,527 --> 00:18:00,246
Now Parker's transitioning
from latent to genital.
363
00:18:00,327 --> 00:18:01,476
At the genital stage,
364
00:18:01,567 --> 00:18:04,525
he's learning to identify with
his gender parent. That's you.
365
00:18:04,607 --> 00:18:06,723
He looking at you to see his sexual future.
366
00:18:06,807 --> 00:18:07,876
How do I get him to stop?
367
00:18:07,967 --> 00:18:10,640
My advice is to let him see you
interact with a woman.
368
00:18:10,727 --> 00:18:13,287
- Easy!
- No, not sexually. Socially.
369
00:18:13,367 --> 00:18:16,404
Show him you're comfortable with women
so he can learn to be the same way.
370
00:18:16,487 --> 00:18:18,125
- Okay.
- "Okay"? Just like that?
371
00:18:18,207 --> 00:18:19,276
You're taking my advice?
372
00:18:19,367 --> 00:18:21,198
No, I just don't want to talk to you
about it anymore.
373
00:18:23,527 --> 00:18:25,563
Wait. This isn't my office.
374
00:18:27,847 --> 00:18:30,281
It's the good life
375
00:18:31,327 --> 00:18:35,400
Full of fun, seems to be the ideal
376
00:18:38,847 --> 00:18:41,122
Yes, the good life
377
00:18:41,207 --> 00:18:45,758
Let's you hide all the sadness you feel
378
00:18:49,087 --> 00:18:53,239
You won't really fall in love
379
00:18:53,327 --> 00:18:56,797
'Cause you can't take the chance
380
00:18:58,967 --> 00:19:03,006
So be honest with yourself
381
00:19:04,127 --> 00:19:05,924
What are you doing?
382
00:19:07,007 --> 00:19:09,919
"Alibis." That's very organized.
383
00:19:10,607 --> 00:19:11,835
"At the time of the murder,
Mary Kay Sayles
384
00:19:11,927 --> 00:19:13,997
- "was biking with James Perry..."
- "Was biking with James Perry"
385
00:19:14,087 --> 00:19:15,486
- "and Elliot Lindbergh."
- "...and Elliot Lindbergh."
386
00:19:15,567 --> 00:19:18,877
I'm thinking gay guy and 'burb hater
are out biking with church lady.
387
00:19:18,967 --> 00:19:22,880
So you're thinking
they're a sexual threesome?
388
00:19:22,967 --> 00:19:25,083
What? Wow. No. I was just thinking
that one of these cyclists
389
00:19:25,167 --> 00:19:27,362
was having sex with Kurt Bessette.
390
00:19:27,447 --> 00:19:30,007
Oh, so we should find out
where churchy lady's husband
391
00:19:30,087 --> 00:19:33,523
and gay guy's boyfriend
and 'burb hater's wife were at that time.
392
00:19:33,607 --> 00:19:36,883
Hey, if this turns out to be some suburban
key party-threesome-revenge slaying,
393
00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:38,764
it's gonna get complicated
and I'm gonna get...
394
00:19:38,847 --> 00:19:42,237
Hey, so I finally got through
the particulates left behind by the saw.
395
00:19:42,327 --> 00:19:44,522
Three different organic remnants
on the cut.
396
00:19:44,607 --> 00:19:47,121
A hooked thorn
from a Bougainvillea glabra,
397
00:19:47,207 --> 00:19:52,122
a haw from a hybrid Crataegus monogyna,
and nectar from a Syringa protolaciniata.
398
00:19:52,207 --> 00:19:53,686
Each plant was from a different yard.
399
00:19:53,767 --> 00:19:56,725
- But all on the same reciprocating saw.
- Yeah.
400
00:19:56,807 --> 00:20:01,164
Really? Like, that one,
that Casanova gardener boy is using.
401
00:20:07,607 --> 00:20:10,997
So, my question is, did you kill
Kurt Bessette on your own volition
402
00:20:11,087 --> 00:20:14,477
- or did his wife talk you into it?
- What?
403
00:20:14,567 --> 00:20:16,603
Bessette was attacked
with your hedge trimmer.
404
00:20:16,687 --> 00:20:20,726
Come on. Young hot suburban gardener,
bored suburban housewives.
405
00:20:20,807 --> 00:20:22,320
You're an ethnological trope.
406
00:20:23,127 --> 00:20:24,355
- What?
- Come on, Trey.
407
00:20:24,447 --> 00:20:25,721
Iced tea is not the only perk here, is it?
408
00:20:25,807 --> 00:20:27,877
Look, I had nothing going
with Kurt Bessette's wife.
409
00:20:27,967 --> 00:20:29,559
Let me make this
a little easier for you, shall we?
410
00:20:31,847 --> 00:20:37,683
Which one of these people
did you have something going with?
411
00:20:43,327 --> 00:20:44,442
Paige Sayles.
412
00:20:45,807 --> 00:20:47,160
The church lady's daughter.
413
00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:50,564
She's 18, she's legal.
And, plus, it was her idea.
414
00:20:51,727 --> 00:20:52,796
And?
415
00:20:56,327 --> 00:20:58,363
Paula Lindbergh.
I think she was trying to get pregnant
416
00:20:58,447 --> 00:21:00,403
so her husband would stay in the suburbs.
417
00:21:00,647 --> 00:21:02,524
So, you mind being used as a stud horse?
418
00:21:02,647 --> 00:21:04,524
Would you?
419
00:21:04,807 --> 00:21:06,365
Do these women know about each other?
420
00:21:06,447 --> 00:21:08,438
- Not from me.
- Then from who?
421
00:21:09,407 --> 00:21:12,956
Mr. Bessette caught me and
Mrs. Lindbergh sloshing up her hot tub.
422
00:21:13,567 --> 00:21:16,639
Where were you between
the hours of 5:00 a.m. and 8:00 a.m.
423
00:21:16,727 --> 00:21:18,160
the morning of the luau?
424
00:21:18,847 --> 00:21:21,600
I've got a girlfriend.
I mean, back in my neighborhood.
425
00:21:21,687 --> 00:21:23,518
A real one, who I love. I was with her.
426
00:21:27,047 --> 00:21:30,039
Wow. That cul-de-sac is like a sex camp.
427
00:21:30,127 --> 00:21:31,526
What? There's a sex camp?
428
00:21:31,607 --> 00:21:35,282
No, no. Listen, what were
your anthropological lines again?
429
00:21:35,367 --> 00:21:37,403
Influence, dominance, and suasion.
430
00:21:37,487 --> 00:21:39,000
Okay, look, we both know
that the murder victim
431
00:21:39,087 --> 00:21:42,443
wasn't above shaking someone down
for a phone line, so maybe he finds out
432
00:21:42,527 --> 00:21:44,961
that Paula Lindbergh is trying
to make babies with the gardener,
433
00:21:45,047 --> 00:21:48,926
he puts the squeeze on her, she kills him
and Casanova gardener boy helps out.
434
00:21:49,007 --> 00:21:50,599
Definitely fits the paradigm.
435
00:21:51,207 --> 00:21:54,483
I was afraid this would come up, when I
heard you took Trey in for questioning.
436
00:21:54,567 --> 00:21:55,682
You were right, so start talking.
437
00:21:55,767 --> 00:21:57,997
I should never have
made Elliot move to the suburbs.
438
00:21:58,647 --> 00:22:01,002
In a way, I emasculated him.
439
00:22:01,087 --> 00:22:04,363
Oh, God. She's a therapist.
She talks like a therapist.
440
00:22:04,447 --> 00:22:07,723
What? You remove a man from
an environment where he flourishes
441
00:22:07,807 --> 00:22:10,799
to a place where he feels impotent,
he actually becomes impotent.
442
00:22:10,887 --> 00:22:12,206
Look, if you wanted a baby so bad,
443
00:22:12,287 --> 00:22:13,606
why didn't you just move back to the city?
444
00:22:14,247 --> 00:22:16,317
We owe more on this house
than it's worth.
445
00:22:16,407 --> 00:22:19,126
And even if Elliot could sell it,
we're stuck financially.
446
00:22:19,207 --> 00:22:21,641
What happened when Kurt Bessette
found you with the gardener?
447
00:22:21,727 --> 00:22:23,206
Nothing. He smirked.
448
00:22:25,127 --> 00:22:28,437
Did Kurt threaten to tell your husband
or blackmail you?
449
00:22:28,527 --> 00:22:30,518
- Oh, no. He wouldn't dare.
- Why not?
450
00:22:30,607 --> 00:22:34,043
Wait, you think that Kurt told my husband
about the gardener,
451
00:22:34,127 --> 00:22:35,401
and so Elliot killed him?
452
00:22:36,527 --> 00:22:39,963
Elliot puked when he shot a pig. Please.
453
00:22:40,047 --> 00:22:41,321
Interlocking lines of suasion
454
00:22:41,407 --> 00:22:44,877
between members of the collective
result in multiple duplicities.
455
00:22:44,967 --> 00:22:47,640
Oh, my God. She's an anthropologist.
She talks like an anthropologist.
456
00:22:47,727 --> 00:22:48,796
Just answer the question.
457
00:22:48,887 --> 00:22:51,606
Why wouldn't Kurt Bessette dare
tell your husband about the gardener?
458
00:22:52,047 --> 00:22:53,116
I'm a trained therapist.
459
00:22:53,807 --> 00:22:55,525
I looked at Kurt and Paige
talking on the street.
460
00:22:55,607 --> 00:22:58,360
I knew immediately
their relationship was clandestine.
461
00:22:58,447 --> 00:22:59,516
Probably sexual.
462
00:22:59,887 --> 00:23:02,606
Kurt Bessette was sleeping
with that 18-year-old girl.
463
00:23:02,687 --> 00:23:05,724
I used that knowledge to ask
for our five grand back for the phone.
464
00:23:06,567 --> 00:23:08,444
Kurt wouldn't have agreed
if it weren't true.
465
00:23:08,847 --> 00:23:11,441
If I were you,
I'd be looking at Paige's father
466
00:23:11,527 --> 00:23:13,995
for this murder, not my Elliot.
467
00:23:14,087 --> 00:23:15,406
Hey, Dad!
468
00:23:16,567 --> 00:23:20,321
- I'm going to kill you.
- That never gets old.
469
00:23:22,807 --> 00:23:25,116
Okay, yeah, Kurt and I hooked up.
470
00:23:25,847 --> 00:23:28,315
I'm of age. He didn't break any laws
sleeping with me.
471
00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:31,479
- So, what did you see in him?
- Kurt wasn't like the other guys from here.
472
00:23:32,247 --> 00:23:37,480
He wasn't just cute, he was committed
to the environment, saving our planet.
473
00:23:37,567 --> 00:23:39,922
People hated him
because he made them feel ashamed
474
00:23:40,007 --> 00:23:41,360
that they weren't doing more.
475
00:23:41,447 --> 00:23:43,722
I think what they hated was the windmill.
476
00:23:43,807 --> 00:23:46,082
You know, it's possible
having sex with you killed him.
477
00:23:46,487 --> 00:23:48,318
No, Kurt was in awesome shape.
478
00:23:48,407 --> 00:23:50,682
No, I didn't mean
that you gave him a heart attack.
479
00:23:50,767 --> 00:23:51,802
What I meant was,
480
00:23:51,887 --> 00:23:55,675
it's possible that someone
who cares about you killed him.
481
00:23:57,007 --> 00:24:00,363
- Like my dad, you mean?
- Or Trey the gardener.
482
00:24:02,567 --> 00:24:05,001
They didn't even know about Kurt.
483
00:24:05,087 --> 00:24:07,157
Well, what if they did?
484
00:24:14,167 --> 00:24:16,442
Is this an official FBI investigation?
485
00:24:16,527 --> 00:24:18,836
Do I need some kind of representation?
486
00:24:18,927 --> 00:24:21,680
Yeah, the whole accent thing,
it's kind of out in the world.
487
00:24:22,967 --> 00:24:24,116
I figured.
488
00:24:26,007 --> 00:24:27,725
This place, the Jeffersonian,
489
00:24:28,327 --> 00:24:30,682
they see things
in very black-and-white terms.
490
00:24:30,767 --> 00:24:32,723
Comes with the gig. We're scientists.
491
00:24:32,807 --> 00:24:36,117
Yeah, but unlike any of them,
you're religious.
492
00:24:36,207 --> 00:24:37,242
Muslim.
493
00:24:37,327 --> 00:24:40,000
Now, this man I see
in front of me right now.
494
00:24:40,087 --> 00:24:42,840
Rational, pragmatic, highly intelligent.
495
00:24:43,367 --> 00:24:45,483
That man might have to
explain his religion
496
00:24:45,567 --> 00:24:47,000
to people like that every single day.
497
00:24:47,727 --> 00:24:49,763
- Whereas...
- Whereas a kid from the sticks of Iran,
498
00:24:49,847 --> 00:24:51,326
newly arrived in the West,
499
00:24:51,407 --> 00:24:53,921
it's no wonder he clings
to his cultural superstitions.
500
00:24:54,007 --> 00:24:56,999
There you go. Frustrating enough
to drive a guy to fake an accent.
501
00:24:57,407 --> 00:25:00,365
Which, in my professional opinion,
is not crazy.
502
00:25:00,447 --> 00:25:01,596
You're a pretty smart guy.
503
00:25:01,687 --> 00:25:04,963
But I don't need a scientist
to tell me who or what I am.
504
00:25:05,807 --> 00:25:07,957
And neither should you, Mr. Vaziri.
505
00:25:09,567 --> 00:25:11,285
- Thanks for coming by.
- Thank you.
506
00:25:12,527 --> 00:25:15,246
Tox screen came back positive
for potassium nitrate,
507
00:25:15,327 --> 00:25:17,921
which can be prescribed
for high blood pressure,
508
00:25:18,007 --> 00:25:19,804
but Kurt Bessette was in very good shape.
509
00:25:19,887 --> 00:25:22,481
Yes, we heard that
from his teenage girlfriend.
510
00:25:22,567 --> 00:25:23,602
Enough to kill the guy?
511
00:25:23,687 --> 00:25:25,723
Nope. He might have experienced
some muscle weakness,
512
00:25:25,807 --> 00:25:27,718
but otherwise saltpeter is fairly harmless.
513
00:25:27,807 --> 00:25:30,321
Saltpeter is not harmless, okay?
I went to Catholic school.
514
00:25:30,407 --> 00:25:31,886
That's a total myth, Booth.
515
00:25:31,967 --> 00:25:34,083
No, Booth did actually
go to a Catholic school.
516
00:25:34,207 --> 00:25:37,438
No, the nuns, they used to put saltpeter
in all the boys' milk at lunch
517
00:25:37,527 --> 00:25:38,676
so that we couldn't get...
518
00:25:39,687 --> 00:25:43,999
So we could concentrate without...
You know. Ping!
519
00:25:44,087 --> 00:25:46,521
But how could you tell that it was
in the boys' milk and not the girls'?
520
00:25:46,607 --> 00:25:48,040
'Cause the boys' milk was always frothier.
521
00:25:48,127 --> 00:25:51,085
- And did it work?
- Well, not on me.
522
00:25:51,207 --> 00:25:52,356
Well, it didn't work on anyone, Booth.
523
00:25:52,447 --> 00:25:54,802
Why people insist upon
believing that old wives' tale
524
00:25:54,887 --> 00:25:56,843
in the face of all evidence,
I'll never understand.
525
00:25:57,247 --> 00:25:59,078
Saltpeter acts as a blood thinner.
526
00:25:59,167 --> 00:26:01,123
See? Thin blood could stop a guy from...
527
00:26:01,207 --> 00:26:03,198
No. We've been saying
that the two wounds
528
00:26:03,287 --> 00:26:06,006
we found on the victim's body
wouldn't be enough for him to bleed out.
529
00:26:06,087 --> 00:26:08,840
But with saltpeter,
he could have bled internally
530
00:26:08,927 --> 00:26:11,202
from even minor soft tissue damage.
531
00:26:11,287 --> 00:26:13,562
We'd never have seen the evidence of that
after he cooked.
532
00:26:13,647 --> 00:26:15,126
We got probable cause of death.
533
00:26:15,207 --> 00:26:18,119
Now we just need to find out
who fed Kurt Bessette the saltpeter.
534
00:26:18,207 --> 00:26:20,562
I think you'll want to talk
to the cheating bastard's wife.
535
00:26:24,967 --> 00:26:26,764
I begged Kurt to stop cheating on me.
536
00:26:26,847 --> 00:26:29,315
I did everything I could in the bedroom
to make him stay.
537
00:26:29,407 --> 00:26:31,125
I changed my hair. I went to the gym.
538
00:26:32,007 --> 00:26:35,158
But when I went to work every day,
it was a "cat's away, mice play" situation.
539
00:26:35,247 --> 00:26:36,726
Where did you get the saltpeter?
540
00:26:37,447 --> 00:26:39,244
Oh. Um...
541
00:26:39,327 --> 00:26:43,605
Nate and James have stump remover,
and that's 98% saltpeter.
542
00:26:43,687 --> 00:26:46,963
I figured that might be enough
to remove Kurt's stump from her garden.
543
00:26:48,247 --> 00:26:51,557
- Who else knew he was cheating?
- Nobody.
544
00:26:52,407 --> 00:26:53,681
Unless her husband found out.
545
00:26:54,407 --> 00:26:57,797
Husband? Kurt Bessette was
sleeping with the church lady, too.
546
00:26:58,367 --> 00:27:00,164
Do you think
her husband is capable of murder?
547
00:27:00,487 --> 00:27:01,715
Bob? No.
548
00:27:02,127 --> 00:27:05,085
He's just a big dumb-ass knob
who thinks Verbena Court is heaven.
549
00:27:05,647 --> 00:27:07,319
That was before he knew
the neighbor
550
00:27:07,407 --> 00:27:10,001
was having sex with
both his wife and his daughter.
551
00:27:10,087 --> 00:27:12,237
I don't care how big of
a dumb-ass Bob Sayles is.
552
00:27:12,327 --> 00:27:14,397
He finds that out, he's going
to want to kill her husband.
553
00:27:21,407 --> 00:27:23,523
How did you find out about me and Kurt?
554
00:27:23,607 --> 00:27:26,041
Only the two of us knew and Kurt's dead.
555
00:27:26,167 --> 00:27:28,681
You were not the only person
that Kurt Bessette was sleeping with.
556
00:27:29,847 --> 00:27:31,246
You mean, aside from his wife?
557
00:27:33,167 --> 00:27:34,839
So I wasn't his only...
558
00:27:36,807 --> 00:27:37,922
Well, who? Who else?
559
00:27:39,527 --> 00:27:41,677
He was sleeping with your daughter Paige.
560
00:27:45,847 --> 00:27:48,361
You can understand
why you're a suspect here.
561
00:27:49,287 --> 00:27:52,597
Yes. People kill out of jealousy.
562
00:27:54,007 --> 00:27:55,918
I guess it won't matter if I deny it.
563
00:27:56,007 --> 00:27:58,760
But you're not our prime suspect.
You see, you have an alibi.
564
00:27:58,847 --> 00:28:02,123
You were out biking
with James Perry and Elliot Lindbergh.
565
00:28:03,247 --> 00:28:06,398
So you think Kelly found out
and killed her own husband?
566
00:28:09,367 --> 00:28:12,643
Paige? My God, she's only 18.
567
00:28:16,167 --> 00:28:18,965
You think my Bob found out
and killed Kurt?
568
00:28:30,247 --> 00:28:34,240
I found evidence of a homogenous mixture
of oily and waxy long-chain,
569
00:28:34,327 --> 00:28:37,637
which are non-polar hydrocarbons
in this fracture of the skull.
570
00:28:37,727 --> 00:28:39,877
Can't you just say "lubricant"?
Isn't that much quicker?
571
00:28:39,967 --> 00:28:43,118
Arastoo must be finished looking
at the mini-fractures in that area, right?
572
00:28:43,447 --> 00:28:44,596
Where is he?
573
00:28:44,687 --> 00:28:47,201
Sorry, I just finished
morning prayers.
574
00:28:49,087 --> 00:28:53,638
Skull fracture is located high on
the frontal bone, right on the midline.
575
00:28:53,767 --> 00:28:54,882
Whoa!
576
00:28:56,207 --> 00:28:57,276
Who are you?
577
00:28:59,887 --> 00:29:02,162
I don't have an accent. I was faking it.
578
00:29:02,527 --> 00:29:05,087
But I am devout. I do pray five times a day.
579
00:29:06,287 --> 00:29:07,766
Now can we get back to work, please?
580
00:29:07,847 --> 00:29:09,724
Oh, no. Definitely not.
581
00:29:09,807 --> 00:29:11,718
How do we know
you're not faking this accent?
582
00:29:11,807 --> 00:29:14,958
- Does Brennan know about this?
- Yes. She doesn't care.
583
00:29:16,047 --> 00:29:17,082
She doesn't care.
584
00:29:18,007 --> 00:29:20,760
- The midline fracture...
- No, no, no...
585
00:29:20,847 --> 00:29:23,645
Arastoo, things will go a lot faster
if you just explain.
586
00:29:23,727 --> 00:29:25,524
When I speak as though
I just got off the boat,
587
00:29:25,607 --> 00:29:27,404
people accept my religious convictions.
588
00:29:27,487 --> 00:29:29,955
Plus, fewer terrorist jokes.
589
00:29:30,047 --> 00:29:32,083
- I don't know why.
- 'Cause they're afraid of you.
590
00:29:32,167 --> 00:29:34,886
- You are so going to pay for this.
- Yeah.
591
00:29:34,967 --> 00:29:36,480
I have no doubt that is true.
592
00:29:36,567 --> 00:29:40,640
Now, this wound
has a distinctive curve shape to it.
593
00:29:40,727 --> 00:29:42,479
It doesn't look very severe.
594
00:29:42,607 --> 00:29:45,599
Corresponding micro-fractures
to the posterior cranium
595
00:29:45,687 --> 00:29:46,961
indicate that Kurt was hit
596
00:29:47,047 --> 00:29:49,003
while resting his head on a hard surface.
597
00:29:49,087 --> 00:29:52,045
So, a weak blow that was delivered
when Kurt was already on the ground?
598
00:29:52,167 --> 00:29:54,317
There's a concrete base
on the wind turbine.
599
00:29:54,407 --> 00:29:55,999
Bob Sayles is a big, burly man.
600
00:29:56,087 --> 00:29:58,885
- Yeah, but he's a decent guy.
- Well, what does that have to do with it?
601
00:29:58,967 --> 00:30:00,036
Decent guys, you know.
602
00:30:00,127 --> 00:30:02,846
They have a harder time hitting a guy
when they're already down on the ground.
603
00:30:02,927 --> 00:30:04,280
So, not a weak blow, a half-hearted one?
604
00:30:04,367 --> 00:30:07,404
This mark here could be congruent
with a golf club.
605
00:30:07,487 --> 00:30:10,399
It's curved and metallic.
I could run up an image.
606
00:30:10,487 --> 00:30:12,045
Most clubs have a brazing composition
607
00:30:12,127 --> 00:30:14,163
to secure the titanium alloy
that's on the club head.
608
00:30:14,247 --> 00:30:15,282
I can check on that.
609
00:30:15,367 --> 00:30:18,677
So a reciprocating saw,
a golf club with some lubricant.
610
00:30:18,767 --> 00:30:21,440
That just leaves
the puncture weapon unidentified.
611
00:30:23,607 --> 00:30:24,722
It takes a village, Bones.
612
00:30:25,447 --> 00:30:26,482
I beg your pardon?
613
00:30:26,567 --> 00:30:28,637
A village to raise a kid properly.
You know, it takes a village.
614
00:30:28,727 --> 00:30:30,797
But metaphorically, it doesn't mean
we all must grow up
615
00:30:30,887 --> 00:30:32,605
in hamlets of 800 people or less.
616
00:30:32,687 --> 00:30:34,917
- Thanks. Will you be my village?
- Huh?
617
00:30:35,007 --> 00:30:38,477
I need Parker to know
that I lead a full and rewarding life.
618
00:30:38,567 --> 00:30:39,841
- But you don't.
- What?
619
00:30:39,927 --> 00:30:40,962
- Yes, I do.
- No, you don't.
620
00:30:41,047 --> 00:30:42,844
You work too much, you don't socialize,
621
00:30:42,927 --> 00:30:45,043
all of which prevents you
from having a full sex life.
622
00:30:45,127 --> 00:30:48,324
Okay, please, let's just
take a hint from the suburbs
623
00:30:48,407 --> 00:30:49,442
and just make it look good.
624
00:30:49,527 --> 00:30:51,722
You want to know
if I'll help you fool your son
625
00:30:51,807 --> 00:30:53,206
into thinking your life is gratifying?
626
00:30:53,287 --> 00:30:55,437
- Yeah. Will you do it?
- Well, how?
627
00:30:55,527 --> 00:30:58,041
Come to dinner with us.
Have fun. Laugh at my jokes.
628
00:30:58,127 --> 00:31:00,277
That might actually turn out to be fun,
629
00:31:00,367 --> 00:31:02,756
thus becoming a self-fulfilling desire.
630
00:31:02,847 --> 00:31:04,121
Right. So, you'll do it?
631
00:31:04,207 --> 00:31:07,563
Yes, I will be your hamlet
of 800 people or less.
632
00:31:07,687 --> 00:31:08,756
My village.
633
00:31:08,847 --> 00:31:11,407
I was being amusing.
You should laugh at my jokes, too.
634
00:31:11,487 --> 00:31:12,602
I'm laughing on the inside.
635
00:31:12,687 --> 00:31:15,963
Hey, so I just told Bob Sayles
that both his wife and daughter
636
00:31:16,047 --> 00:31:17,685
were having sex with Kurt Bessette.
637
00:31:17,767 --> 00:31:19,997
- Was he shocked?
- Yeah, and he wasn't faking it.
638
00:31:20,087 --> 00:31:22,647
Well, you shouldn't say that like it's a fact.
639
00:31:22,727 --> 00:31:25,161
In my opinion, his dismay was genuine.
640
00:31:25,407 --> 00:31:27,637
However, it's difficult to say
whether the shock
641
00:31:27,727 --> 00:31:29,365
was due to the sexual revelations
642
00:31:29,447 --> 00:31:31,438
or if we discovered information
he was keeping secret.
643
00:31:31,527 --> 00:31:32,846
I appreciate the distinction.
644
00:31:32,927 --> 00:31:34,485
Hold on to that for a second.
645
00:31:36,447 --> 00:31:38,005
You do the best you can, you know?
646
00:31:38,527 --> 00:31:41,439
You go to work, you bring home the bacon,
you raise a daughter.
647
00:31:42,167 --> 00:31:44,397
- Either of you got daughters?
- Mmm-mmm.
648
00:31:44,487 --> 00:31:46,478
Well, that's the trip, man, daughters.
649
00:31:46,567 --> 00:31:48,762
I was so worried about Paige
and that gardener kid,
650
00:31:48,847 --> 00:31:50,360
I didn't see what was happening with Kurt.
651
00:31:50,767 --> 00:31:52,598
But, I mean, what do you do,
preach abstinence?
652
00:31:52,687 --> 00:31:55,247
Doesn't work in Alaska,
why would it work on Verbena Court?
653
00:31:55,327 --> 00:31:57,443
Did you suspect anything about your wife?
654
00:31:58,127 --> 00:31:59,276
I gotta confess...
655
00:32:00,647 --> 00:32:04,242
If I'd have known any of that, I'd have
killed the son of a bitch, bare hands.
656
00:32:04,327 --> 00:32:06,557
And there's not a jury in this country
that would convict me, either.
657
00:32:06,647 --> 00:32:07,762
That is untrue.
658
00:32:07,847 --> 00:32:10,236
They most certainly
would have convicted you.
659
00:32:10,327 --> 00:32:11,362
You don't have an alibi?
660
00:32:11,727 --> 00:32:13,240
I was home alone, sleeping in,
661
00:32:13,327 --> 00:32:15,716
after getting that pig pit all dug
and ready and lit.
662
00:32:17,367 --> 00:32:20,916
Why would Mary Kay do this to me?
I've been a good husband, good provider.
663
00:32:21,287 --> 00:32:23,278
- I took two jobs.
- Two jobs?
664
00:32:23,367 --> 00:32:26,200
We only have you down as a CPA
for an airline.
665
00:32:26,287 --> 00:32:30,041
Yeah, well, me and Kurt started
a side business on the Internet.
666
00:32:30,127 --> 00:32:32,197
You and Kurt Bessette
had a business together?
667
00:32:32,287 --> 00:32:34,926
Yep. It was going good, too.
668
00:32:35,047 --> 00:32:37,242
Can you continue the business
without him?
669
00:32:37,327 --> 00:32:41,366
No. No way. He was the entrepreneur.
I just handled the books.
670
00:32:41,447 --> 00:32:42,721
What kind of business was it?
671
00:32:43,767 --> 00:32:45,405
The only kind that's recession-proof.
672
00:32:49,007 --> 00:32:50,076
Sex toys.
673
00:32:53,287 --> 00:32:55,562
Guy goes into the sex toy business
674
00:32:55,647 --> 00:33:00,357
with another guy, who commences
to nail his wife and daughter.
675
00:33:04,487 --> 00:33:06,523
Probably using
some of the merchandise here
676
00:33:06,607 --> 00:33:08,882
to double the fun, huh, Bones?
677
00:33:11,327 --> 00:33:13,716
Bones, looks like we found the lubricant.
678
00:33:20,407 --> 00:33:21,840
Oh, my God.
679
00:33:22,167 --> 00:33:24,317
Please tell me this has
something to do with the case.
680
00:33:24,407 --> 00:33:27,604
This comprises the contents
of the Sayles' family garage.
681
00:33:27,687 --> 00:33:30,247
Brennan asked me and Arastoo to
look for possible murder weapons.
682
00:33:30,407 --> 00:33:33,524
We did find the lube. It's enough to
make the whole neighborhood smile.
683
00:33:33,607 --> 00:33:36,167
And there's this.
684
00:33:36,247 --> 00:33:38,317
That looks scary.
685
00:33:38,407 --> 00:33:41,877
Wasn't a golf club.
No brazing agent or titanium.
686
00:33:41,967 --> 00:33:45,118
- Could it have been this?
- Oh, ouch!
687
00:33:45,327 --> 00:33:48,444
- What about this lubricant?
- No, it's not the right lube.
688
00:33:48,527 --> 00:33:50,404
The lubricant in the fracture
contains hexane,
689
00:33:50,487 --> 00:33:53,240
silicone, mineral oil and propellant.
690
00:33:53,327 --> 00:33:55,761
Same kind used to lubricate
a bicycle chain.
691
00:33:58,927 --> 00:34:00,406
I think I found the weapon.
692
00:34:00,767 --> 00:34:02,803
This point matches the puncture wound.
693
00:34:02,887 --> 00:34:05,401
There's one of those signs
on every lawn on the cul-de-sac.
694
00:34:05,487 --> 00:34:07,205
Bob Sayles was the head
of the Neighborhood Watch.
695
00:34:07,287 --> 00:34:08,686
He's the one that distributed the signs.
696
00:34:08,767 --> 00:34:11,486
Uh-huh, you're gonna need to luminol
every sign on Verbena Court.
697
00:34:11,567 --> 00:34:14,161
You're gonna tell me to stop looking
through this stuff now, aren't you?
698
00:34:14,247 --> 00:34:15,566
I'm afraid so.
699
00:34:15,647 --> 00:34:17,558
I'll go tell Booth about the lube.
700
00:34:17,647 --> 00:34:19,046
Spoilsport.
701
00:34:19,127 --> 00:34:22,085
Finding likely murder weapons
way too fast.
702
00:34:29,567 --> 00:34:30,682
Any blood, Hodgins?
703
00:34:43,567 --> 00:34:44,795
Nothing?
704
00:35:03,727 --> 00:35:05,080
- Booth.
- Yeah?
705
00:35:05,167 --> 00:35:07,123
We're testing positive for blood here.
706
00:35:07,207 --> 00:35:09,004
Someone stabbed him with his own sign.
707
00:35:13,447 --> 00:35:16,598
Curved, metallic object
I thought might be a golf club?
708
00:35:17,367 --> 00:35:18,482
Her shoes.
709
00:35:19,847 --> 00:35:20,882
Silicone lubricant.
710
00:35:20,967 --> 00:35:24,596
You kicked Kurt Bessette in the head
while he was lying in the pebbles.
711
00:35:27,167 --> 00:35:29,522
You were with James Perry and
Elliot Lindbergh that morning.
712
00:35:29,607 --> 00:35:31,837
The three of you
each gave him a separate blow.
713
00:35:31,927 --> 00:35:34,839
Any one of you could have taken the saw
from the gardener's truck.
714
00:35:34,927 --> 00:35:36,440
And the sign from his lawn.
715
00:35:36,527 --> 00:35:38,836
- We have alibis.
- You're each other's alibis.
716
00:35:38,927 --> 00:35:40,838
All three of you were together
at the time of death.
717
00:35:40,927 --> 00:35:43,521
Your alibi just turned into an anti-alibi.
718
00:35:45,167 --> 00:35:46,600
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
719
00:35:47,807 --> 00:35:49,638
Take these three into custody, please.
720
00:35:49,727 --> 00:35:51,285
- Yes, sir!
- Got it!
721
00:35:51,727 --> 00:35:54,287
- Hands behind your back now.
- Right now! Let's go.
722
00:36:05,767 --> 00:36:09,203
Three separate injuries to the body
and three suspects.
723
00:36:09,287 --> 00:36:11,198
Access to the luau pit.
724
00:36:11,927 --> 00:36:14,236
The evidence indicates that
we caught the murderers.
725
00:36:14,327 --> 00:36:16,397
Yeah, I believe you did catch
the right people.
726
00:36:16,487 --> 00:36:18,637
- Okay, then what's your problem?
- Motive.
727
00:36:18,727 --> 00:36:21,878
James Perry was angry
that Kurt poisoned the dog.
728
00:36:21,967 --> 00:36:24,686
Elliot Lindbergh was ripped off for $5,000.
729
00:36:24,767 --> 00:36:28,043
Right. My problem is, all these motives
were a long time cooking, right?
730
00:36:28,687 --> 00:36:32,077
These weapons... A sign,
the hedge trimmers, kicking him,
731
00:36:32,167 --> 00:36:35,000
all suggest heat of the moment, right?
732
00:36:35,087 --> 00:36:36,156
Not premeditation.
733
00:36:36,247 --> 00:36:38,238
So, you want to know why they all
snapped at that precise moment.
734
00:36:38,327 --> 00:36:39,646
Yeah. Now, picture it.
735
00:36:39,727 --> 00:36:43,766
It's dawn, three cyclists are heading out.
They spot Kurt.
736
00:36:44,047 --> 00:36:47,562
They approach him for some reason.
They argue, and then,
737
00:36:47,647 --> 00:36:49,603
with all this pent-up rage, they attack.
738
00:36:49,687 --> 00:36:51,837
One slice, one jab, one kick.
739
00:36:51,927 --> 00:36:54,077
They didn't know
that he was full of the blood thinner,
740
00:36:54,167 --> 00:36:55,759
that he would die from the assault.
741
00:36:55,847 --> 00:36:56,916
Why does this matter?
742
00:36:57,007 --> 00:36:58,599
We already have the people responsible.
743
00:36:58,687 --> 00:37:01,918
'Cause it's knowledge, Dr. Brennan.
It's insight into humans.
744
00:37:02,007 --> 00:37:03,156
It's why I do what I do.
745
00:37:03,527 --> 00:37:05,085
It's a good answer, Bones.
746
00:37:06,327 --> 00:37:08,124
It was a good answer.
747
00:37:08,447 --> 00:37:13,396
Fine. Okay, Kurt must have violated
some ethos of the suburbs.
748
00:37:13,487 --> 00:37:16,001
Like cheating on his wife
or ripping off his neighbors.
749
00:37:16,087 --> 00:37:18,920
Those are all accepted derivations
of the suburban ethos.
750
00:37:19,247 --> 00:37:22,239
Cam said that one of her neighbors
had his garage burned down
751
00:37:22,327 --> 00:37:24,045
for cutting his lawn on the diagonal.
752
00:37:29,567 --> 00:37:30,920
The windmill.
753
00:37:31,007 --> 00:37:32,122
It was the last straw.
754
00:37:32,247 --> 00:37:35,717
It's ugly, makes a horrible sound,
destroys home values.
755
00:37:35,807 --> 00:37:38,082
It's the diagonal lawn of Verbena Court.
756
00:37:42,847 --> 00:37:47,796
Okay, this is basically vodka
with a very, very subtle hint of pepper.
757
00:37:48,327 --> 00:37:49,362
None for me.
758
00:37:49,447 --> 00:37:53,884
Okay, it's technically illegal moonshine,
but we are scientists honing our craft.
759
00:37:54,127 --> 00:37:56,402
- I don't drink alcohol.
- Okay, let's have it.
760
00:37:56,487 --> 00:37:57,556
Have what?
761
00:37:57,647 --> 00:37:59,922
How do you balance
an archaic religious belief
762
00:38:00,007 --> 00:38:01,884
with a life devoted to science?
763
00:38:01,967 --> 00:38:04,162
This discussion is exactly
what I hoped to avoid.
764
00:38:04,247 --> 00:38:05,965
It's not our fault you let the accent slip.
765
00:38:06,047 --> 00:38:09,005
There's no conflict
between Allah and science.
766
00:38:09,087 --> 00:38:10,884
Allah created the mystery of the world,
767
00:38:10,967 --> 00:38:13,640
and science struggles,
and mostly fails, to explain it.
768
00:38:13,727 --> 00:38:15,479
But the search for truth is honorable,
769
00:38:15,567 --> 00:38:17,603
and I honor Allah
through the search for truth.
770
00:38:17,687 --> 00:38:18,756
I get that.
771
00:38:18,967 --> 00:38:21,197
But what's with
the "Kill the infidel" routine?
772
00:38:21,287 --> 00:38:24,085
It's times like this
I wish I drank alcohol.
773
00:38:24,167 --> 00:38:26,317
Well, "Fight and slay the unbeliever."
774
00:38:26,407 --> 00:38:29,240
I prefer the other option,
which is to enslave the unbeliever.
775
00:38:31,247 --> 00:38:33,078
It's a joke.
776
00:38:33,167 --> 00:38:34,725
That was funny.
777
00:38:34,807 --> 00:38:36,035
Is this part done?
778
00:38:36,127 --> 00:38:38,083
Not quite. I have one more question.
779
00:38:39,167 --> 00:38:41,920
If you took the all-time
greatest Celtics players
780
00:38:42,007 --> 00:38:44,567
and put them against the
all-time greatest Lakers, who would win?
781
00:38:44,647 --> 00:38:46,444
Including the years
when the Lakers played in Minneapolis?
782
00:38:46,527 --> 00:38:48,438
- Definitely the Celtics.
- Okay, I got one, I got one.
783
00:38:48,527 --> 00:38:51,405
Pit the all-time greatest Christians
against the all-time greatest Muslims.
784
00:38:54,767 --> 00:38:56,758
Oh, you just got smote.
785
00:38:57,727 --> 00:38:58,762
Wow.
786
00:39:02,167 --> 00:39:03,486
This is fun. Isn't it fun?
787
00:39:04,087 --> 00:39:05,725
Yes. I'm having fun. Is he?
788
00:39:06,287 --> 00:39:07,640
Bones, you can ask him yourself.
789
00:39:08,487 --> 00:39:09,966
Hey. Are you having fun?
790
00:39:10,127 --> 00:39:11,276
Milkshakes are fun,
791
00:39:11,367 --> 00:39:13,961
and I'm having a milkshake,
so, yeah, I'm having fun.
792
00:39:14,047 --> 00:39:15,878
That's an excellent syllogism.
793
00:39:16,167 --> 00:39:17,395
She thinks I'm silly?
794
00:39:18,887 --> 00:39:21,196
- What's wrong?
- He needs a girlfriend.
795
00:39:21,887 --> 00:39:24,003
- Well, why doesn't he have one?
- I don't know.
796
00:39:24,127 --> 00:39:26,766
That's another thing we can't talk about
until I have hair under my arms.
797
00:39:26,847 --> 00:39:29,441
Okay. What do you say we all go bowling,
get out of here, huh?
798
00:39:29,527 --> 00:39:30,642
Couldn't you be his girlfriend?
799
00:39:30,727 --> 00:39:31,955
Buddy, you really gotta quit that.
800
00:39:32,087 --> 00:39:33,156
That would be inappropriate.
801
00:39:33,447 --> 00:39:35,085
- Why?
- Because
802
00:39:36,647 --> 00:39:37,796
we work together.
803
00:39:37,887 --> 00:39:39,286
- That's a stupid reason.
- You know what?
804
00:39:39,367 --> 00:39:42,040
Bones, I'm really not comfortable
with the questions that you're asking.
805
00:39:42,127 --> 00:39:43,719
Booth, could you maybe
trust me for a second,
806
00:39:43,807 --> 00:39:45,001
trust that I can say the right thing?
807
00:39:45,087 --> 00:39:46,156
In the time that I've been with you,
808
00:39:46,247 --> 00:39:48,124
I've learned a lot about
how to deal with people.
809
00:39:49,047 --> 00:39:51,720
Your father is very, very good with people.
810
00:39:52,127 --> 00:39:53,719
Then why doesn't he have a girlfriend?
811
00:39:53,807 --> 00:39:55,479
And we're off.
812
00:39:56,207 --> 00:39:57,481
Okay. All right, all right.
813
00:39:57,887 --> 00:39:59,445
Can I ask you a question?
814
00:40:00,287 --> 00:40:02,084
Why do you think your father
needs a girlfriend so much?
815
00:40:02,167 --> 00:40:03,236
Okay, look, Bones,
816
00:40:03,327 --> 00:40:05,602
there's a whole gender-parent dealy-bob
thing going on here.
817
00:40:05,687 --> 00:40:07,882
- You're just going to confuse him.
- So I can have a pool.
818
00:40:09,567 --> 00:40:10,795
He doesn't sound confused.
819
00:40:11,047 --> 00:40:12,116
A pool?
820
00:40:12,207 --> 00:40:14,243
Lasky's dad got a pool with his girlfriend.
821
00:40:14,327 --> 00:40:17,239
Oh, you mean Lasky with the third nostril?
822
00:40:17,327 --> 00:40:18,646
Lasky's dad got a girlfriend.
823
00:40:18,727 --> 00:40:20,604
Then they got married,
and moved to a house with a pool.
824
00:40:21,007 --> 00:40:22,156
Maybe if you got married,
825
00:40:22,247 --> 00:40:24,920
you'd move to a house with a pool
that I could swim in.
826
00:40:25,007 --> 00:40:27,601
Well, he seems extremely clear
on why he wants you to get a girlfriend.
827
00:40:27,687 --> 00:40:29,200
I don't know why you didn't just ask him.
828
00:40:31,567 --> 00:40:33,205
So, the whole reason
you wanted me to get a girlfriend
829
00:40:33,287 --> 00:40:35,437
was so that you could have a pool?
830
00:40:35,607 --> 00:40:37,279
Mmm-hmm. Why else would I care?
831
00:40:37,687 --> 00:40:39,882
There is a pool in my building
832
00:40:39,967 --> 00:40:44,085
that the two of you can use
as my guests anytime.
833
00:40:44,167 --> 00:40:45,725
Awesome. That's awesome, right, Dad?
834
00:40:45,807 --> 00:40:46,842
No, not awesome.
835
00:40:46,927 --> 00:40:48,804
Simple Socratic method
of solving a problem.
836
00:40:48,887 --> 00:40:50,002
Nope. Mmm-mmm.
837
00:40:50,167 --> 00:40:51,566
Parker is right.
838
00:40:51,647 --> 00:40:52,841
You're awesome, Bones.
839
00:40:53,207 --> 00:40:55,357
Yeah. I'm awesome.
840
00:40:56,487 --> 00:40:57,476
Cheers.
841
00:41:42,127 --> 00:41:43,116
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