1 00:00:06,049 --> 00:00:08,119 I can't believe you forgot your binoculars. 2 00:00:08,249 --> 00:00:11,047 A lepidopterist without binoculars is like a day without sunshine. 3 00:00:11,169 --> 00:00:12,841 Guess I was nervous to meet you. 4 00:00:12,969 --> 00:00:15,767 I've never done the "online date" thing before. 5 00:00:15,889 --> 00:00:18,119 There's a Red-banded Hairstreak. It's so beautiful. 6 00:00:18,249 --> 00:00:20,240 Look what's next to it. 7 00:00:21,249 --> 00:00:22,921 Right. Another butterfly. 8 00:00:23,049 --> 00:00:25,244 - Hackberry Emperor. - Of course. 9 00:00:25,369 --> 00:00:28,122 - Guess I'm just tired. - You've only been at it for a few hours. 10 00:00:28,249 --> 00:00:30,888 When you e-mailed me and said you were into butterflies... 11 00:00:31,009 --> 00:00:34,365 it sounded romantic, not like school. 12 00:00:35,809 --> 00:00:38,881 - You're not really a lepidopterist, are you? - No, Gary. 13 00:00:39,009 --> 00:00:41,523 I'm just a woman looking for a man. 14 00:00:42,329 --> 00:00:44,365 - Oh. - Yeah. 15 00:00:44,489 --> 00:00:47,208 - And I brought a blanket. - Fantastic! 16 00:00:47,329 --> 00:00:51,038 Look at these. Oh, look at these. 17 00:00:51,169 --> 00:00:54,047 - A swarm of Silvery Checkerspots. - Oh, my God. 18 00:00:55,249 --> 00:00:58,241 This is romantic. 19 00:00:58,369 --> 00:01:01,486 But you're gonna remember this a lot more than those butterflies, Gary. 20 00:01:01,609 --> 00:01:04,885 Yeah. 21 00:01:05,009 --> 00:01:07,762 - They don't usually swarm like this. - Neither do I. 22 00:01:20,289 --> 00:01:22,280 I hate online dating. 23 00:01:27,049 --> 00:01:30,041 Partially skeletonized. Ribs splayed open. 24 00:01:30,169 --> 00:01:32,080 I have a feeling this wasn't natural causes. 25 00:01:32,209 --> 00:01:34,086 - Animal or psycho? - Probably. 26 00:01:34,209 --> 00:01:36,769 The angle of the mandible and the brow of the skull... 27 00:01:36,889 --> 00:01:39,642 indicate a male around 40 to 50... 28 00:01:39,769 --> 00:01:42,408 judging by the wear on the mandibular teeth. 29 00:01:42,529 --> 00:01:45,999 - Hey, what's- what's with all the butterflies? - Chlosyne nycteis. 30 00:01:46,129 --> 00:01:49,405 They're the Silvery Checkerspot, indigenous to the area. 31 00:01:49,529 --> 00:01:51,918 - They're probably just attracted by the remains. - Whoa, whoa, wait. 32 00:01:52,049 --> 00:01:54,119 - Butterflies eat dead people? - Yeah. 33 00:01:54,249 --> 00:01:55,841 Hey, they may look beautiful... 34 00:01:55,969 --> 00:01:58,642 but they'll eat bird excrement and aphid guts... 35 00:01:58,769 --> 00:02:00,600 decomposing meat. 36 00:02:00,729 --> 00:02:02,128 Oh. Right. 37 00:02:02,249 --> 00:02:05,002 What the hell? 38 00:02:05,129 --> 00:02:07,040 Something smells like sulfur. 39 00:02:07,169 --> 00:02:10,206 It's coming from the remains. It's- 40 00:02:10,329 --> 00:02:12,206 I hate when you do that. 41 00:02:12,329 --> 00:02:16,607 It's not a typical odor associated with decomposition. 42 00:02:16,729 --> 00:02:18,287 Who would leave a goat out here? 43 00:02:18,409 --> 00:02:20,639 Who cares about a goat, okay? We're dealing with a dead body here. 44 00:02:20,769 --> 00:02:23,237 - Look, shouldn't there be more blood? - Yes. 45 00:02:23,369 --> 00:02:25,599 It appears all of the blood has been drained from the victim's body. 46 00:02:25,729 --> 00:02:27,526 I'm guessin' psycho. 47 00:02:27,649 --> 00:02:30,402 But look at the ribs, two through six, on the left side. 48 00:02:30,529 --> 00:02:32,440 - Bite marks. - Cannibal? 49 00:02:32,569 --> 00:02:34,082 No. I-It's not human dentition. 50 00:02:34,209 --> 00:02:37,246 - I'm confused. - Me too. And I don't like the feeling. 51 00:02:41,809 --> 00:02:43,720 So the heart is gone? 52 00:02:43,849 --> 00:02:46,363 Well, it's like someone ate it right out of his chest. 53 00:02:46,489 --> 00:02:47,683 Wow. 54 00:02:47,809 --> 00:02:51,518 The victim's right ankle has a vertical transarticular pin... 55 00:02:51,649 --> 00:02:54,561 that was surgically implanted to fix a past fracture. 56 00:02:54,689 --> 00:02:56,805 Could be a helpful identifier. 57 00:02:56,929 --> 00:02:58,567 Very good, Mr. Nigel-Murray. 58 00:02:58,689 --> 00:03:02,284 While I have your attention and affection, there's something that I'd like to say. 59 00:03:02,409 --> 00:03:04,639 - Can you speak while working? - Of course. 60 00:03:04,769 --> 00:03:08,603 As you may be aware, I am currently participating in Alcoholics Anonymous... 61 00:03:08,729 --> 00:03:12,688 pursuant to my unfortunate downward spiral in the aftermath of my Jeopardy! win. 62 00:03:12,809 --> 00:03:15,767 - Whoa. - I had no idea you were in A.A. 63 00:03:15,889 --> 00:03:19,848 Yes, well, as with everything else, discretion has been my watchword... 64 00:03:19,969 --> 00:03:22,403 except when I was vomiting into someone's hat. 65 00:03:22,529 --> 00:03:27,159 These look like spiny bristles from some kind of animal. 66 00:03:27,289 --> 00:03:32,443 Oh, and the evidence on the X-rays shows bone damage on the ribs... 67 00:03:32,569 --> 00:03:34,560 from long, fang-like teeth. 68 00:03:34,689 --> 00:03:36,645 Oh. Maybe the heart was eaten. 69 00:03:36,769 --> 00:03:39,841 But anyway, um, I'm currently at step nine of 12... 70 00:03:39,969 --> 00:03:44,326 which consists of me making amends to those people that I've harmed while I've been drinking. 71 00:03:44,449 --> 00:03:46,644 Not necessary. Don't even remember being wronged. 72 00:03:46,769 --> 00:03:49,442 I urinated in your tadpole tank, Dr. Hodgins. 73 00:03:49,569 --> 00:03:51,685 - What? - Mr. Nigel-Murray, that's disgusting. 74 00:03:51,809 --> 00:03:53,162 Of course. 75 00:03:53,289 --> 00:03:56,122 Anyway, Dr. Hodgins, I apologize. 76 00:03:57,649 --> 00:03:59,002 - Dr. Saroyan. - No. 77 00:03:59,129 --> 00:04:01,723 All I wanna hear from you right now are facts about this case. 78 00:04:02,889 --> 00:04:04,880 Okay. At this point, from all of the evidence... 79 00:04:05,009 --> 00:04:06,647 that I've gathered from the X-rays... 80 00:04:06,769 --> 00:04:08,885 as well as the observable evidence on the remains- 81 00:04:09,009 --> 00:04:13,366 indicates that our victim was killed by a cryptid. 82 00:04:13,489 --> 00:04:17,960 - Cryptid? - A creature yet unrecognized by scientific consensus. 83 00:04:18,089 --> 00:04:19,568 Of course! 84 00:04:19,689 --> 00:04:22,283 Oh, no. You guys aren't gonna start talking about werewolves, are you? 85 00:04:22,409 --> 00:04:25,685 Oh, no, no, no. I would posit that it was a chupacabra. 86 00:04:25,809 --> 00:04:29,040 - Oh! - A spiny creature the size of a bear. 87 00:04:29,169 --> 00:04:34,641 Vicious, forked tongued, with fangs easily capable of biting out the victim's heart. 88 00:04:35,849 --> 00:04:39,285 But no one has ever captured or verified this chupacabra. 89 00:04:39,409 --> 00:04:43,004 No, but reports show that it sucks out its victim's blood... 90 00:04:43,129 --> 00:04:45,597 and leaves behind the scent of sulfur. 91 00:04:45,729 --> 00:04:48,641 And you found a goat tethered to a stake there. 92 00:04:48,769 --> 00:04:50,600 Chupacabra means "goat-sucker." 93 00:04:50,729 --> 00:04:54,802 So, for cause of death, you want me to put down "goat-sucker"? 94 00:05:33,449 --> 00:05:35,485 Oh! What is that? 95 00:05:35,609 --> 00:05:37,645 The murder victim's stomach contents. 96 00:05:37,769 --> 00:05:40,681 Wow. If you're hungry, there's uneaten food in the kitchen. 97 00:05:40,809 --> 00:05:42,288 You're right. I'm sorry. 98 00:05:42,409 --> 00:05:45,207 There's just something about a pregnant woman that precludes twisted humor. 99 00:05:45,329 --> 00:05:46,887 What's up? 100 00:05:47,009 --> 00:05:49,762 So, I looked at the clothes that our guy was wearing. 101 00:05:49,889 --> 00:05:51,959 Apparently, he did not scrimp on the duds. 102 00:05:52,089 --> 00:05:53,488 Everything was brand-new. 103 00:05:53,609 --> 00:05:55,281 It was like he was wearing a costume. 104 00:05:55,409 --> 00:05:58,481 So, maybe he wasn't really an outdoorsman at all. 105 00:05:59,729 --> 00:06:02,721 Oh, and guess what. Vincent just apologized to me. 106 00:06:02,849 --> 00:06:04,999 Oh, step number nine- making amends. 107 00:06:05,129 --> 00:06:08,804 Yeah. He apologized for using my letter opener to clean his fingernails. 108 00:06:08,929 --> 00:06:12,160 - Ugh! - And for telling his entire darts team that he slept with me. 109 00:06:12,289 --> 00:06:15,042 Oh, my God! What is with him? 110 00:06:15,169 --> 00:06:17,558 - He was drunk. - Well, but still. 111 00:06:17,689 --> 00:06:19,884 It's not like I'm gonna run into his darts team. 112 00:06:20,009 --> 00:06:22,125 Well, you are a better person than I am. 113 00:06:22,249 --> 00:06:25,605 Really? I'm not gonna forget that you told me that. 114 00:06:27,289 --> 00:06:28,881 You identified the victim how? 115 00:06:29,009 --> 00:06:32,206 Well, no real hunter goes out to the woods in brand-new clothes, right? 116 00:06:32,329 --> 00:06:33,921 So he had to be a tourist... 117 00:06:34,049 --> 00:06:37,200 so I sent his description to the hotels and lodges in the area, and I got a hit. 118 00:06:37,329 --> 00:06:39,604 - Pine Tree Manor. - Yeah. 119 00:06:39,729 --> 00:06:42,243 They said they had a guest by the name of Lee Coleman... 120 00:06:42,369 --> 00:06:44,644 who disappeared and left his stuff behind. 121 00:06:46,089 --> 00:06:47,920 Lee Coleman. 122 00:06:50,569 --> 00:06:52,525 The Lee Coleman. 123 00:06:52,649 --> 00:06:55,368 Why do you keep saying his name as if I should know him? 124 00:06:55,489 --> 00:06:57,207 Lee Coleman. Kill the Myth. 125 00:06:57,329 --> 00:06:59,206 It's a TV show on the Wilderness Network. 126 00:06:59,329 --> 00:07:01,320 - I've never seen it. - Wow. Do you even own a TV? 127 00:07:01,449 --> 00:07:03,519 Of course. It's in the closet. 128 00:07:03,649 --> 00:07:05,958 Naturally. Anyway, on the show, Coleman would go out... 129 00:07:06,089 --> 00:07:08,808 and he would debunk different myths and legends. 130 00:07:08,929 --> 00:07:11,045 You know, the Loch Ness monster, the yeti... 131 00:07:11,169 --> 00:07:12,841 psychic healers, yada yada. 132 00:07:12,969 --> 00:07:15,039 I'm not familiar with the yada-yada-yada myth... 133 00:07:15,169 --> 00:07:18,161 but the rest of them don't need disproving because they don't exist. 134 00:07:18,289 --> 00:07:20,325 Okay, again, just because you haven't seen something... 135 00:07:20,449 --> 00:07:22,167 it doesn't mean that it doesn't exist. 136 00:07:22,289 --> 00:07:24,883 I mean, you haven't seen the back side of the moon, but you believe in it. 137 00:07:25,009 --> 00:07:27,887 What? 138 00:07:28,009 --> 00:07:32,207 I was trying to think of an amusing quip about the back side of your moon. 139 00:07:32,329 --> 00:07:34,559 All right. Great. 140 00:07:34,689 --> 00:07:38,238 What if Coleman was in the woods trying to disprove the chupacabra for Kill the Myth? 141 00:07:38,369 --> 00:07:40,564 - And the myth killed him instead. - It could happen. 142 00:07:40,689 --> 00:07:43,328 No, it couldn't. You can't be killed by something that doesn't exist. 143 00:07:43,449 --> 00:07:46,725 - You can, if it does exist. - I don't think you understand what the word "myth" means. 144 00:07:52,329 --> 00:07:53,887 Now what? 145 00:07:54,009 --> 00:07:56,807 Perhaps you could see your dark side... 146 00:07:56,929 --> 00:07:59,159 if you mooned a mirror. 147 00:07:59,289 --> 00:08:02,326 Because "moon" is a term that refers to exposing- 148 00:08:02,449 --> 00:08:04,167 - I know, Bones. - Get it? 149 00:08:04,289 --> 00:08:06,325 - It's pretty clever, right? - It's clever, yeah. Clever. 150 00:08:06,449 --> 00:08:09,441 Yeah, I'd laugh, but, uh, I'm afraid of driving off the road. 151 00:08:09,569 --> 00:08:11,400 - I understand. - You do, right? 152 00:08:11,529 --> 00:08:13,121 - Safety first. - Oh, yeah. 153 00:08:13,249 --> 00:08:14,887 I understand. 154 00:08:23,249 --> 00:08:25,604 Oh. Huh. 155 00:08:27,369 --> 00:08:31,123 Odd that they would call it the Pine Tree Manor when it's obviously clad in cedar. 156 00:08:31,249 --> 00:08:33,080 I was just thinkin' that. 157 00:08:33,209 --> 00:08:35,325 - Really? - No. 158 00:08:38,369 --> 00:08:39,927 Wow! 159 00:08:41,289 --> 00:08:42,847 - Hello. - Hello. 160 00:08:42,969 --> 00:08:45,244 Welcome to the Pine Tree Manor. 161 00:08:45,369 --> 00:08:49,282 It would more properly be called the Cedar Siding Manor. 162 00:08:49,409 --> 00:08:51,161 Right. Uh, F.B.I. Special Agent Seeley Booth. 163 00:08:51,289 --> 00:08:53,325 This here's my colleague, Dr. Temperance Brennan. 164 00:08:53,449 --> 00:08:55,167 You must be here because of the myth guy. 165 00:08:55,289 --> 00:08:57,120 I'm Randy Shepard. I own the place. 166 00:08:57,249 --> 00:08:59,285 - Is it true what we're hearing? - What are you hearing? 167 00:08:59,409 --> 00:09:02,719 That something got the guy- out in the woods, something... horrible. 168 00:09:02,849 --> 00:09:05,443 - And how'd you hear about that? - From me. 169 00:09:05,569 --> 00:09:07,366 - Who are you? - I'm Melissa Lawson. 170 00:09:07,489 --> 00:09:10,049 - Melissa's our activities coordinator. - What does that mean? 171 00:09:10,169 --> 00:09:13,320 Fishing, hikes, bird-watching, nature trails, hunting. 172 00:09:13,449 --> 00:09:15,963 Mr. Coleman sort of monopolized Melissa the three days he was here. 173 00:09:16,089 --> 00:09:18,398 He was filming an episode of that show of his. 174 00:09:18,529 --> 00:09:20,121 To debunk the chupacabra? 175 00:09:20,249 --> 00:09:22,558 - Yeah. And it got him. - We've had sightings. 176 00:09:22,689 --> 00:09:25,442 People used to come from all over just to get a glimpse of one. 177 00:09:26,529 --> 00:09:28,406 - What's it look like? - Oh. 178 00:09:33,289 --> 00:09:36,520 Hello. 179 00:09:36,649 --> 00:09:39,083 So, I've analyzed those dermal cells we found on the remains. 180 00:09:39,209 --> 00:09:41,279 Turns out they are skin, but not human. 181 00:09:41,409 --> 00:09:45,084 Now, judging by the heavily keratinized stratum corneum, they appear to be reptilian. 182 00:09:45,209 --> 00:09:46,642 - Reptilian? - There's more. 183 00:09:46,769 --> 00:09:51,684 Those needle-like quills, they're composed of 45% carbon, 27% oxygen... 184 00:09:51,809 --> 00:09:54,323 15% nitrogen and six percent hydrogen. 185 00:09:54,449 --> 00:09:56,917 - That's hair. - Mm-hmm. And definitely mammalian. 186 00:09:57,049 --> 00:09:58,846 No. That-That makes no sense. 187 00:09:58,969 --> 00:10:01,164 Reptile scales and mammalian hair... 188 00:10:01,289 --> 00:10:04,087 don't coexist on any known animal. 189 00:10:04,209 --> 00:10:06,325 Really? What about this? 190 00:10:09,929 --> 00:10:11,601 Chupacabra. 191 00:10:17,689 --> 00:10:19,964 I'm Lee Coleman, and I've made it my life's mission... 192 00:10:20,089 --> 00:10:23,968 to disprove some of the world's most tenacious myths, legends and monsters. 193 00:10:24,089 --> 00:10:26,125 Don't be a fool. 194 00:10:26,249 --> 00:10:27,921 Kill the myth... 195 00:10:28,049 --> 00:10:29,926 and find the truth. 196 00:10:30,049 --> 00:10:32,609 Join me next week as I brave the deep woods of West Virginia... 197 00:10:32,729 --> 00:10:36,802 in search of the mythic chupacabra- 198 00:10:36,929 --> 00:10:39,363 a creature whose name means "goat-sucker." 199 00:10:40,529 --> 00:10:43,089 But I'm gonna prove that if you believe in him... 200 00:10:43,209 --> 00:10:44,767 you are the sucker. 201 00:10:46,369 --> 00:10:48,485 That promo wasn't shot in West Virginia. 202 00:10:48,609 --> 00:10:51,965 It was a park near the studio. I can't believe he's gone. 203 00:10:52,089 --> 00:10:54,478 You were his producer. You must've known he was goin' out there. 204 00:10:54,609 --> 00:10:56,167 I rarely knew what Lee was up to. 205 00:10:56,289 --> 00:10:58,041 He insisted on doing all of his own research. 206 00:10:58,169 --> 00:11:02,048 Can you think of anyone who would want to harm Lee? 207 00:11:02,169 --> 00:11:04,319 He made a career out of making people look like fools. 208 00:11:04,449 --> 00:11:06,087 Everyone he debunked probably wanted him dead. 209 00:11:06,209 --> 00:11:09,599 Believers in superstitions like these- they turn to illogical explanations... 210 00:11:09,729 --> 00:11:12,846 as a way of deriving control in a frightening and uncertain world. 211 00:11:12,969 --> 00:11:16,120 - They're nuts. - That's a more succinct way of putting it. 212 00:11:16,249 --> 00:11:19,525 But when a person like that has his way of life challenged... 213 00:11:19,649 --> 00:11:21,560 becoming violent would not be surprising. 214 00:11:21,689 --> 00:11:25,159 - You know, Lee was attacked once... by a dog. - He debunked a dog? 215 00:11:25,289 --> 00:11:28,565 - What- What was it pretending to be? - He debunked a pet psychic. 216 00:11:28,689 --> 00:11:30,327 - Oh. - She lost a lot of clients. 217 00:11:30,449 --> 00:11:34,567 Um, one day Lee was coming out of the studio, and this dog just went for him... 218 00:11:34,689 --> 00:11:37,328 and the pet psychic was just across the street watching the whole thing. 219 00:11:37,449 --> 00:11:39,963 - Was it her dog? - She denied it, but why else would she be there? 220 00:11:40,089 --> 00:11:41,966 That mutt latched on to Lee's leg. 221 00:11:42,089 --> 00:11:44,967 He fell. He broke his ankle, had to have surgery. 222 00:11:45,089 --> 00:11:47,159 And we couldn't even touch the psychic. 223 00:11:48,569 --> 00:11:50,127 - When was this? - Last year. 224 00:11:50,249 --> 00:11:53,400 - Oh. - But he insisted on rerunning the episode two weeks ago. 225 00:11:54,609 --> 00:11:56,918 - He disappeared right after that. - Yeah. 226 00:11:57,049 --> 00:11:59,199 I told him he should forget about her. She's a loon. 227 00:11:59,329 --> 00:12:02,082 But he wanted to go after her again. 228 00:12:07,009 --> 00:12:09,079 I've never seen bone damage like this before. 229 00:12:09,209 --> 00:12:12,804 Normally, puncture marks resulting from carnivorous scavenging... 230 00:12:12,929 --> 00:12:15,682 are accompanied by pits in the cortical bone surfaces. 231 00:12:15,809 --> 00:12:17,606 Which are not in evidence. 232 00:12:17,729 --> 00:12:19,526 Mysteriously. 233 00:12:19,649 --> 00:12:23,198 So I'll analyze the wounds and try and establish which were caused by small animals... 234 00:12:23,329 --> 00:12:26,002 and which might've been caused by the chupacabra. 235 00:12:26,129 --> 00:12:29,280 You are not letting this chupacabra thing go, are ya? 236 00:12:29,409 --> 00:12:32,162 I'd be skeptical if you told me that there was a venomous... 237 00:12:32,289 --> 00:12:35,998 egg-laying, duck-billed, beaver-tailed mammal... 238 00:12:36,129 --> 00:12:38,563 and yet the platypus- 239 00:12:38,689 --> 00:12:40,680 it does exist. 240 00:12:40,809 --> 00:12:44,688 Uh, Mr. Nigel-Murray, do you need me to take that alcohol away from you? 241 00:12:45,489 --> 00:12:46,922 Oh! No. 242 00:12:47,049 --> 00:12:50,246 No, don't be absurd. This is, uh, 80% ethyl alcohol. 243 00:12:50,369 --> 00:12:52,803 I would most likely go blind if I were to drink this. 244 00:12:52,929 --> 00:12:55,238 It- Yeah, yeah. Take it away from me. 245 00:12:55,369 --> 00:12:57,246 - Yeah. - Take the top. 246 00:12:58,849 --> 00:13:00,919 Dr. Saroyan. Sorry. 247 00:13:01,049 --> 00:13:05,679 I really need you to let me apologize to you, for my sobriety. 248 00:13:08,129 --> 00:13:10,040 Fine. Shoot. 249 00:13:10,169 --> 00:13:13,002 Thank you. 250 00:13:13,129 --> 00:13:15,563 I once went into your office, uh, when you weren't there... 251 00:13:15,689 --> 00:13:18,362 and I noticed that your desk drawer was open... 252 00:13:18,489 --> 00:13:21,765 and I saw a stack of grocery coupons from the Sunday paper. 253 00:13:21,889 --> 00:13:23,720 Okay. Continue. 254 00:13:23,849 --> 00:13:25,805 And I took some of the coupons. 255 00:13:25,929 --> 00:13:29,604 I took- One was for a soda, and I took another one for a cheese snack. 256 00:13:29,729 --> 00:13:31,924 And a third was for a frozen fish dinner. 257 00:13:32,969 --> 00:13:34,880 - Three coupons? - Yeah. 258 00:13:35,009 --> 00:13:37,603 I was tipsy. 259 00:13:37,729 --> 00:13:40,880 I understand. And as long as that's it, I forgive you. 260 00:13:41,009 --> 00:13:42,806 Um- 261 00:13:44,049 --> 00:13:46,847 - What? - I also told some mates from Paleontology... 262 00:13:46,969 --> 00:13:49,483 that you and I- that we enjoyed a passionate... 263 00:13:49,609 --> 00:13:53,045 and extremely gymnastic sexual relationship. 264 00:13:53,169 --> 00:13:55,399 - What? - Yes, I did. It's all true. 265 00:13:55,529 --> 00:13:57,326 I can't believe you did that. 266 00:13:57,449 --> 00:14:00,009 I-I know. I know. And I am deeply, deeply sorry. 267 00:14:00,129 --> 00:14:01,687 But it was the hooch. 268 00:14:03,089 --> 00:14:06,718 Uh- Oh, forget it. 269 00:14:06,849 --> 00:14:10,842 The injuries on the bones, I would like an explanation for them as soon as possible- 270 00:14:10,969 --> 00:14:13,767 one that will not be met with derision. 271 00:14:16,049 --> 00:14:18,199 I shouldn't have told her about the coupons. 272 00:14:18,329 --> 00:14:21,765 I think the victim is providing a valuable service... 273 00:14:21,889 --> 00:14:24,164 - by debunking these myths. - Hmm. 274 00:14:24,289 --> 00:14:26,519 Take a look at this. 275 00:14:26,649 --> 00:14:29,766 This is your proof. 276 00:14:29,889 --> 00:14:31,402 Oh, no. Don't be angry at me. 277 00:14:31,529 --> 00:14:34,487 Your priest is the one who has tricked you. Look. 278 00:14:34,609 --> 00:14:37,169 - I put up a hidden camera- - ... the devil! 279 00:14:37,289 --> 00:14:39,803 and this is what it recorded last night. 280 00:14:39,929 --> 00:14:42,887 Your priest has rigged this statue to cry. 281 00:14:43,009 --> 00:14:47,844 You know, some of these segments that Coleman recorded used hidden cameras. 282 00:14:47,969 --> 00:14:49,607 He wouldn't need a camera crew. 283 00:14:49,729 --> 00:14:52,482 For his exposé on the chupacabra, he might've put up cameras. 284 00:14:52,609 --> 00:14:54,406 - They could still be there. - Exactly. 285 00:14:54,529 --> 00:14:58,841 - I should watch the show. - You know, not all miracles are fake, Bones. 286 00:14:58,969 --> 00:15:02,848 Mm-mmm. There's a reasonable explanation for all phenomena. 287 00:15:02,969 --> 00:15:04,960 You know, I saw a yeti. 288 00:15:05,089 --> 00:15:07,478 Don't be ridiculous. Yetis don't exist. 289 00:15:08,329 --> 00:15:10,001 I was in Nepal. 290 00:15:10,129 --> 00:15:12,404 Rangers have a secure training base there. 291 00:15:12,529 --> 00:15:15,487 I was doing field exercises, about to rendezvous with my platoon... 292 00:15:15,609 --> 00:15:18,248 and... I saw it... 293 00:15:18,369 --> 00:15:20,803 about 30, 35 feet in front of me. 294 00:15:20,929 --> 00:15:22,965 You were in the snow... 295 00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:25,557 in unfamiliar terrain, alone. 296 00:15:25,689 --> 00:15:28,487 - Hallucinations are common. - It was over 10 feet tall. 297 00:15:28,609 --> 00:15:31,169 It was huge. I looked straight in its eyes. 298 00:15:32,169 --> 00:15:33,761 I pointed my rifle at it, and it ran. 299 00:15:33,889 --> 00:15:35,641 - This was no hallucination. - Booth. 300 00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:38,124 - I'm sure you thought- - Okay, why don't you just trust me here? 301 00:15:38,249 --> 00:15:41,719 Why can't you just use that brilliant scientific mind of yours... 302 00:15:41,849 --> 00:15:44,761 and at least admit that the possibility... 303 00:15:44,889 --> 00:15:46,720 of what I'm saying here is true? 304 00:15:47,809 --> 00:15:50,004 - You- You're serious? - Just forget it. 305 00:15:50,129 --> 00:15:53,121 You know, you talk a really good game, Bones, but when it comes down to it... 306 00:15:53,249 --> 00:15:57,003 you're no different than people who were certain that the sun revolved around the Earth. 307 00:15:57,129 --> 00:15:59,279 - That's not true. - Hmm. 308 00:16:07,609 --> 00:16:10,077 Well, I did some readings for Nancy Reagan. 309 00:16:10,209 --> 00:16:13,440 Her dog- a Cavalier King Charles spaniel, Rex- 310 00:16:13,569 --> 00:16:14,922 cute little thing. 311 00:16:15,049 --> 00:16:18,359 He had some issues with being in the public eye. 312 00:16:18,489 --> 00:16:20,957 - You can understand. - Sure, sure. 313 00:16:21,089 --> 00:16:23,239 Well, Hobart likes you. 314 00:16:23,369 --> 00:16:26,042 Thinks you have a kind and understanding face. 315 00:16:26,169 --> 00:16:27,568 - Hobart? - Hobart. 316 00:16:27,689 --> 00:16:29,884 - Hello! - Oh. 317 00:16:30,009 --> 00:16:33,285 - Hello. - Hobart looks like a very nice bird as well. 318 00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:37,846 - I wanted to ask you about- - Lee Coleman. I know. Horrible man. 319 00:16:37,969 --> 00:16:41,598 He has no idea how many animals he hurt by spreading those lies about me. 320 00:16:41,729 --> 00:16:44,607 - You were angry about that. - Well, we all were! 321 00:16:44,729 --> 00:16:48,688 Uh-huh. Well, he thought you were responsible for the dog attacking him. 322 00:16:48,809 --> 00:16:50,959 That's nonsense. 323 00:16:51,089 --> 00:16:53,967 - Hadley acted on his own. - Of course. 324 00:16:54,089 --> 00:16:57,843 But you were with Hadley when he attacked. I mean, you could've restrained him. 325 00:16:57,969 --> 00:17:01,564 - Well, we were taking a walk. It all happened very fast. - Hello! 326 00:17:01,689 --> 00:17:04,567 And he does regret the pain that he caused. 327 00:17:04,689 --> 00:17:07,726 - He told you that? - We communicated, yes. 328 00:17:07,849 --> 00:17:09,919 Two weeks ago, when Lee Coleman was killed... 329 00:17:10,049 --> 00:17:12,324 you were also in West Virginia, weren't you? 330 00:17:12,449 --> 00:17:14,917 Yes, I was seeing a client- a horse. 331 00:17:15,049 --> 00:17:18,359 He felt emotionally displaced because his owners got a pony. 332 00:17:18,489 --> 00:17:20,161 Well, the farmer who hired you... 333 00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:22,245 said that you came and went on your own schedule. 334 00:17:23,689 --> 00:17:25,839 - What are you implying? - You're the psychic, Miss Michaels. 335 00:17:25,969 --> 00:17:28,767 I'm sure you can figure it out. Your business was hurt. 336 00:17:28,889 --> 00:17:31,687 You felt humiliated and ridiculed. 337 00:17:31,809 --> 00:17:33,288 You wanted revenge. 338 00:17:33,409 --> 00:17:36,640 I did not kill that dreadful man. 339 00:17:36,769 --> 00:17:38,327 I was at the farm. 340 00:17:38,449 --> 00:17:41,839 Ask the horse, or the chickens. They all saw me. 341 00:17:41,969 --> 00:17:43,448 Right. 342 00:17:43,569 --> 00:17:46,402 I am not crazy, Dr. Sweets, and I do want to help. 343 00:17:46,529 --> 00:17:50,408 I heard that you found a goat at the murder scene. 344 00:17:50,529 --> 00:17:53,601 - If you want me to talk to him. - Nah! 345 00:17:53,729 --> 00:17:55,845 No, thank you, but thank you. 346 00:17:55,969 --> 00:17:58,608 - Good-bye. - Um, this is getting weird. 347 00:17:58,729 --> 00:18:01,721 So, if Coleman used a hidden camera out here... 348 00:18:01,849 --> 00:18:04,238 he probably would've had it aimed where the goat was tethered. 349 00:18:04,369 --> 00:18:06,280 You really had to volunteer us for this, huh? 350 00:18:06,409 --> 00:18:09,242 Yeah! Thought comin' out to the woods would be nice, you know? 351 00:18:09,369 --> 00:18:11,837 - A little fresh air. - Honey, let me share something with you. 352 00:18:11,969 --> 00:18:13,561 There's a human growing inside me. 353 00:18:13,689 --> 00:18:16,328 Vegging on the couch and eating pints of mint chip ice cream... 354 00:18:16,449 --> 00:18:18,405 is all I actually want to do. 355 00:18:18,529 --> 00:18:22,283 Recent studies show that mothers who gain excess weight during pregnancy... 356 00:18:22,409 --> 00:18:25,048 make their babies more prone to childhood obesity. 357 00:18:25,169 --> 00:18:26,966 Huh. That's interesting. 358 00:18:27,089 --> 00:18:31,048 I read a study that says that husbands who suggest their pregnant wives are fat... 359 00:18:31,169 --> 00:18:33,763 are far more prone to being slugged by them. 360 00:18:33,889 --> 00:18:36,198 Right. Okay then. 361 00:18:36,329 --> 00:18:38,524 - Uh, cameras. Cameras. - Yes. 362 00:18:38,649 --> 00:18:41,527 So I watched the segments of Kill the Myth that Brennan sent. 363 00:18:41,649 --> 00:18:44,959 - Uh-huh. - Coleman always seems to use the same type of camera. 364 00:18:45,089 --> 00:18:48,479 It's a fixed-lens infrared surveillance camera... 365 00:18:48,609 --> 00:18:50,884 with a maximum focal length of 20 feet. 366 00:18:51,009 --> 00:18:53,284 So then we should just measure... 367 00:18:53,409 --> 00:18:56,048 a 20-foot perimeter from the stake... 368 00:18:56,169 --> 00:18:57,727 and then start searching. 369 00:18:57,849 --> 00:19:00,158 - You know what I don't understand? - What's that, babe? 370 00:19:00,289 --> 00:19:04,646 How come a creature whose name means "goat-sucker" didn't suck the goat? 371 00:19:04,769 --> 00:19:08,444 Because there's no such thing as a chupacabra. 372 00:19:08,569 --> 00:19:11,367 Oh, this coming from the woman that believes the stars control our fates. 373 00:19:11,489 --> 00:19:14,322 Of course you're going to belittle astrology. You're a Virgo. 374 00:19:14,449 --> 00:19:16,644 I think I got something. 375 00:19:18,769 --> 00:19:20,646 Well, h-how are we gonna get up there? 376 00:19:20,769 --> 00:19:22,521 Well, it's just a little tree. 377 00:19:22,649 --> 00:19:24,799 Hey, babe, you're going to be a father. 378 00:19:24,929 --> 00:19:26,840 I don't want anything to happen to you. 379 00:19:26,969 --> 00:19:29,199 Okay. But please- Please be careful. 380 00:19:29,929 --> 00:19:31,487 Okay. 381 00:19:33,129 --> 00:19:35,359 - Got it. - Hold on tight. 382 00:19:35,489 --> 00:19:37,480 All right. I'm gonna throw this down to you, okay? 383 00:19:37,609 --> 00:19:38,962 Yeah. 384 00:19:41,289 --> 00:19:44,087 Got it. Um, it looks like there's some water damage... 385 00:19:44,209 --> 00:19:47,246 but I might be able to recover some data from the memory card. 386 00:19:47,369 --> 00:19:48,961 Uh-huh. 387 00:19:49,089 --> 00:19:50,966 If this time stamp is correct... 388 00:19:51,089 --> 00:19:53,523 this was taken on the night that Lee Coleman was killed. 389 00:19:55,009 --> 00:19:57,284 He might have recorded his own murder. 390 00:20:06,169 --> 00:20:07,887 This is the original image... 391 00:20:08,009 --> 00:20:11,001 of the damage done to the victim's ribs and torso. 392 00:20:11,129 --> 00:20:15,680 Now here I've eliminated all injuries caused from postmortem scavenging... 393 00:20:15,809 --> 00:20:18,846 leaving only the wounds incurred during the initial attack. 394 00:20:19,809 --> 00:20:21,288 What is this triangle? 395 00:20:21,409 --> 00:20:22,967 That is a bite mark... 396 00:20:23,089 --> 00:20:27,799 presumably the result of two upper incisors and a single lower incisor. 397 00:20:27,929 --> 00:20:31,205 I'm not familiar with any animal with that configuration of teeth. 398 00:20:31,329 --> 00:20:33,285 Like that. 399 00:20:34,809 --> 00:20:37,164 Legend says that that is how the goat-sucker... 400 00:20:37,289 --> 00:20:38,881 drains blood from its prey. 401 00:20:39,009 --> 00:20:41,921 Hodgins is analyzing the swab from the injury site. 402 00:20:42,049 --> 00:20:43,289 We'll see what he comes up with that doesn't rely on legend. 403 00:20:43,289 --> 00:20:44,802 We'll see what he comes up with that doesn't rely on legend. 404 00:20:44,929 --> 00:20:47,204 I- I'm very, very sorry. 405 00:20:47,329 --> 00:20:49,479 Why? You've done more than satisfactory work. 406 00:20:49,609 --> 00:20:51,122 Oh! No, no, no, no. 407 00:20:51,249 --> 00:20:55,322 As part of my recovery, uh, for drinking a lot and having fun... 408 00:20:55,449 --> 00:20:57,007 I have to make amends. 409 00:20:57,129 --> 00:20:59,359 All right. What for? 410 00:20:59,489 --> 00:21:01,878 One night, I borrowed your iguana... 411 00:21:02,009 --> 00:21:05,399 and wore it as a hat at a party. 412 00:21:07,009 --> 00:21:10,081 Well, you must've taken care of him, because I didn't see any damage. 413 00:21:10,209 --> 00:21:12,325 And also I have to apologize, um... 414 00:21:12,449 --> 00:21:15,088 for spreading a rumor- 415 00:21:15,209 --> 00:21:17,439 that you and I were lovers. 416 00:21:17,569 --> 00:21:20,606 But it was nothing serious. We were on and off. 417 00:21:20,729 --> 00:21:23,323 We were just each other's sexual playthings. 418 00:21:23,449 --> 00:21:27,203 And please remember that I'm apologizing for things that I did... 419 00:21:27,329 --> 00:21:29,285 when I was besotted with drink. 420 00:21:32,449 --> 00:21:33,962 Why are you laughing? 421 00:21:34,089 --> 00:21:38,719 The absurdity of you and I having... 422 00:21:38,849 --> 00:21:42,125 a sexual relationship of any kind. 423 00:21:42,249 --> 00:21:45,924 I mean, your- your friends must be very gullible. 424 00:21:46,049 --> 00:21:47,767 No, they're not- not particularly. 425 00:21:47,889 --> 00:21:52,405 Then they must've been inebriated and incapable of rational thought. 426 00:21:52,529 --> 00:21:54,679 Stranger things have happened. 427 00:21:54,809 --> 00:21:56,686 I can't think of any. 428 00:21:56,809 --> 00:21:59,846 I-I mean, I would sooner confirm... 429 00:21:59,969 --> 00:22:03,041 that the chupacabra was the cause of this man's death. 430 00:22:03,169 --> 00:22:05,967 I've been told I'm an- I'm an excellent lover. 431 00:22:09,489 --> 00:22:10,968 So- 432 00:22:12,449 --> 00:22:15,282 - It appears that I've hurt your feelings. - No. No, no. 433 00:22:15,409 --> 00:22:17,877 It's- It's all part of the process... 434 00:22:18,009 --> 00:22:22,560 and I have to accept the consequences of my actions as part of my recovery. 435 00:22:22,689 --> 00:22:24,486 Then I'm glad that I could help. 436 00:22:24,609 --> 00:22:27,601 I-I must say that I'm impressed that you were able to get my iguana... 437 00:22:27,729 --> 00:22:29,526 to stay on top of your head. 438 00:22:29,649 --> 00:22:31,844 I'm clever with ribbons. 439 00:22:35,809 --> 00:22:37,447 Here you go. 440 00:22:39,009 --> 00:22:40,886 I'm so sorry to bother you, Agent Booth... 441 00:22:41,009 --> 00:22:42,761 but I really need to talk to you about Lee Coleman's murder. 442 00:22:42,889 --> 00:22:44,481 Sure. Come on in. No problem. 443 00:22:44,609 --> 00:22:46,122 Have a seat. 444 00:22:46,249 --> 00:22:50,128 I started thinking that if someone killed Lee, I could be next. 445 00:22:50,249 --> 00:22:53,002 - You? - Maybe I'm crazy, but before I produced Lee's show... 446 00:22:53,129 --> 00:22:55,006 I worked with a man named Terry Bemis. 447 00:22:55,129 --> 00:22:56,482 Okay. Who's Terry Bemis? 448 00:22:56,609 --> 00:22:59,043 He had a show on the Wilderness Network, Seeing Is Believing. 449 00:22:59,169 --> 00:23:01,763 He's probably the most famous cryptozoologist in the country. 450 00:23:01,889 --> 00:23:04,767 That's very impressive, but, uh, I don't know what that means. 451 00:23:04,889 --> 00:23:07,244 Cryptozoology is the study of hidden animals... 452 00:23:07,369 --> 00:23:09,280 animals whose very existence is in doubt. 453 00:23:09,409 --> 00:23:11,764 Oh, right. Like the chupacabra. 454 00:23:11,889 --> 00:23:13,288 Yes. Sure. 455 00:23:13,409 --> 00:23:16,799 But also various sea animals who've actually been found and confirmed. 456 00:23:16,929 --> 00:23:20,478 Look, the point is that, um, Lee got Terry booted off the Wilderness Network. 457 00:23:20,609 --> 00:23:22,804 Oh, so you left crypto guy and you went with Lee. 458 00:23:22,929 --> 00:23:24,726 Yes. The network wanted me to. 459 00:23:24,849 --> 00:23:27,568 - Terry was very angry, as you would expect. 460 00:23:27,689 --> 00:23:30,487 He started making threats, which I didn't believe at the time. 461 00:23:30,609 --> 00:23:32,884 But I did get this e-mail yesterday. 462 00:23:34,369 --> 00:23:38,487 "Heard about Lee. Some people get what they deserve, I guess. 463 00:23:38,609 --> 00:23:40,884 Wonder how things will turn out for you." 464 00:23:43,009 --> 00:23:47,207 - Do you know where I can find Terry Bemis now? - Where else? Public access. 465 00:23:50,489 --> 00:23:54,164 This is the footage from the hidden camera we found in the tree. 466 00:23:54,289 --> 00:23:57,361 Oh, my goat friend and I have been waiting here for eight hours. 467 00:23:57,489 --> 00:24:00,287 The only thing we've been attacked by are mosquitoes... 468 00:24:00,409 --> 00:24:05,164 which is strange because if these woods are supposedly riddled with chupacabra... 469 00:24:05,289 --> 00:24:07,041 you would expect at least one of them... 470 00:24:07,169 --> 00:24:10,400 to jump on the only goat within a hundred-mile radius. 471 00:24:10,529 --> 00:24:13,362 What he's saying makes sense, but he's really unlikable. 472 00:24:13,489 --> 00:24:16,322 Well- sun's gonna be up soon. 473 00:24:16,449 --> 00:24:19,998 And since these creatures are supposedly nocturnal... 474 00:24:20,129 --> 00:24:23,644 Billy Goat Gruff and I might as well call it a night. 475 00:24:25,169 --> 00:24:27,808 - Nothing for us there. - Well, that's what I thought at first too. 476 00:24:27,929 --> 00:24:29,487 But check this out. 477 00:24:29,609 --> 00:24:31,964 Okay, here it is. 478 00:24:32,089 --> 00:24:33,442 What? 479 00:24:33,569 --> 00:24:36,925 Look at the goat's ears just before Coleman shuts off the camera. 480 00:24:39,329 --> 00:24:41,240 Oh, wow. He heard something. 481 00:24:41,369 --> 00:24:43,087 Mm-hmm. Something Coleman didn't hear. 482 00:24:43,209 --> 00:24:45,848 Can you work some sort of audio magic, see if you can pick it up? 483 00:24:45,969 --> 00:24:48,437 Yeah, it's worth a try. 484 00:25:01,329 --> 00:25:04,799 Did a G.C. -mass spec on the swab results from our little triangular bite. 485 00:25:04,929 --> 00:25:07,397 I expected to find saliva, but instead I got that. 486 00:25:07,529 --> 00:25:11,044 "Bisphenol A, diethyl propane and amorphous silica." 487 00:25:11,169 --> 00:25:12,761 What is that? 488 00:25:12,889 --> 00:25:16,120 No clue. But as much as it pains me to say it, it's probably not chupacabra spit. 489 00:25:16,249 --> 00:25:18,683 Did you I.D. the dermis and those needles we found on the body? 490 00:25:18,809 --> 00:25:22,085 Yeah, I did. The reptile scales belong to a Ctenosaura pectinata... 491 00:25:22,209 --> 00:25:24,006 or Mexican spiny-tailed iguana. 492 00:25:24,129 --> 00:25:27,565 And the needles, the needles are from a wild boar. 493 00:25:27,689 --> 00:25:30,249 - Are those rare? - No, not anywhere you can buy a hairbrush. 494 00:25:30,369 --> 00:25:32,803 This seems to be shaping up to be nothing more than a hoax. 495 00:25:32,929 --> 00:25:36,763 Don't sound so sad. Do you really wanna live in a world where chupacabras roam free? 496 00:25:36,889 --> 00:25:38,402 Yes, I really do. 497 00:25:43,329 --> 00:25:45,524 So, our friend, the animal psychic, has an alibi. 498 00:25:45,649 --> 00:25:47,526 Ha-ha! Don't tell me. 499 00:25:47,649 --> 00:25:51,722 She was feeding a flock of pigeons in the park, and they're all willing to testify. 500 00:25:51,849 --> 00:25:54,204 - Close. Counseling a horse. - I was making a joke. 501 00:25:54,329 --> 00:25:57,287 I know. Still, just afraid of driving off the road. You know, great. 502 00:25:57,409 --> 00:25:59,604 Anyway, the horse's owner placed her on the farm. 503 00:25:59,729 --> 00:26:01,287 Oh. 504 00:26:02,809 --> 00:26:04,879 - I did some research. - Really? 505 00:26:05,009 --> 00:26:08,160 The tracks you saw in Nepal are easily explained. 506 00:26:08,289 --> 00:26:12,202 I believe they were the tracks of smaller animals widened by the afternoon sun. 507 00:26:12,329 --> 00:26:15,799 I didn't see just tracks. I saw the Abominable Snowman himself. 508 00:26:15,929 --> 00:26:17,806 Hmm? He looked at me, and I looked at him. 509 00:26:17,929 --> 00:26:20,159 I believe you saw what you say you saw. 510 00:26:20,289 --> 00:26:22,928 - But you believe it was a hallucination? - I believe you actually saw it. 511 00:26:23,049 --> 00:26:25,199 - Ah. A yeti? - No. 512 00:26:25,329 --> 00:26:29,845 What you saw was Ursus arctos isabellinus. 513 00:26:29,969 --> 00:26:32,608 They're usually red or sandy in color... 514 00:26:32,729 --> 00:26:34,685 but the one you saw was covered in ice. 515 00:26:34,809 --> 00:26:36,925 - A seven-foot bear covered in ice? - Yes. 516 00:26:37,049 --> 00:26:41,361 Ursus arctos makes a sound much like a human being grunting. 517 00:26:41,489 --> 00:26:43,320 You did a lot of work on this. 518 00:26:43,449 --> 00:26:47,124 Yes. I believe you saw exactly what you say you saw. 519 00:26:47,249 --> 00:26:50,366 - You're simply calling it by the wrong name. - Ah, thank you, Bones. 520 00:26:50,489 --> 00:26:52,957 I appreciate you, you know, giving me the benefit of the doubt. 521 00:26:53,089 --> 00:26:54,681 You're welcome. 522 00:27:01,049 --> 00:27:02,801 Okay, look, this guy's got two motives. 523 00:27:02,929 --> 00:27:05,363 Okay. One, revenge for getting booted to public access. 524 00:27:05,489 --> 00:27:08,959 And two, he earns a living talking about mythical animals. 525 00:27:09,089 --> 00:27:11,523 Also, he'd be an expert at faking a chupacabra attack. 526 00:27:11,649 --> 00:27:13,526 Three, two, one. 527 00:27:13,649 --> 00:27:16,482 I received word this week that there was a sighting... 528 00:27:16,609 --> 00:27:19,601 of one of the most elusive cryptids- 529 00:27:19,729 --> 00:27:22,084 the Bukit Timah Monkey Man... 530 00:27:22,209 --> 00:27:25,599 an immortal hominid that lives in the forests of Singapore. 531 00:27:27,809 --> 00:27:29,527 What more proof do you need? 532 00:27:29,649 --> 00:27:31,765 Well, this is a treat. 533 00:27:31,889 --> 00:27:34,039 It looks like we're being joined today... 534 00:27:34,169 --> 00:27:36,808 by one of the many celebrity guest scientists... 535 00:27:36,929 --> 00:27:39,568 who frequently appear on Seeing Is Believing. 536 00:27:39,689 --> 00:27:43,238 Forensic anthropologist Dr. Temperance Brennan is here. 537 00:27:43,369 --> 00:27:45,007 Please, join me, Doctor. 538 00:27:45,849 --> 00:27:47,760 Kevin, get a chair! 539 00:27:47,889 --> 00:27:50,847 - Should I go? - Why not? It's not like anybody's watching. 540 00:27:52,489 --> 00:27:54,525 - Just set it there. - Hello. 541 00:27:54,649 --> 00:27:56,002 Bup, bup, bup, bup, bup. 542 00:27:56,129 --> 00:27:58,040 - Hello! Welcome. - Thank you. 543 00:27:58,169 --> 00:28:02,367 It is always a pleasure to meet a fellow scientist. 544 00:28:02,489 --> 00:28:06,482 I do not accept the premise that cryptozoology is a science. 545 00:28:06,609 --> 00:28:11,080 I would point out that every major advance in the history of science... 546 00:28:11,209 --> 00:28:14,679 was at first dismissed as fairy tale or "pseudo science." 547 00:28:14,809 --> 00:28:18,802 Cryptozoologists begin with a conclusion and then work backwards to prove it. 548 00:28:18,929 --> 00:28:22,046 That is not science. That's the opposite of science. 549 00:28:22,169 --> 00:28:25,605 I'm sorry. Did you just come here to insult me and my work? 550 00:28:25,729 --> 00:28:29,438 No. I came here because you're a suspect in the murder of Lee Coleman. 551 00:28:31,249 --> 00:28:33,365 And we'll be right back. 552 00:28:37,569 --> 00:28:40,003 So now I have to talk to a shrink? Why? 553 00:28:40,129 --> 00:28:44,361 Because I believe there are creatures the scientific community doesn't accept? 554 00:28:44,489 --> 00:28:48,084 No, no. I think this has more to do with the, uh, e-mail you sent to Miss Tweed. 555 00:28:48,209 --> 00:28:50,928 It was an e-mail, a piece of paper. 556 00:28:51,049 --> 00:28:53,119 Not even, until it was printed. 557 00:28:53,249 --> 00:28:56,685 The F.B.I. sees it as a threat, so I'm here to try and understand why you sent it. 558 00:28:56,809 --> 00:28:58,959 I was angry that I lost my show. 559 00:28:59,089 --> 00:29:01,000 I'm sorry. 560 00:29:01,129 --> 00:29:04,519 Look, I know people think I'm a little off because of my field of study. 561 00:29:04,649 --> 00:29:07,117 Oh, no. I mean, I study the human mind, okay... 562 00:29:07,249 --> 00:29:10,082 so I can definitely confirm that there are many mysteries out there... 563 00:29:10,209 --> 00:29:12,086 that are very difficult to explain. 564 00:29:12,209 --> 00:29:14,086 Yes. Right. Yes. 565 00:29:14,209 --> 00:29:17,565 And you had a forum on the Wilderness Channel to educate people. 566 00:29:17,689 --> 00:29:19,645 I was gonna get a publishing deal and everything. 567 00:29:19,769 --> 00:29:21,122 To distribute your findings. 568 00:29:21,249 --> 00:29:23,717 I could have legitimized cryptozoology. 569 00:29:23,849 --> 00:29:25,441 You must've been very angry. 570 00:29:25,569 --> 00:29:27,958 The son of a bitch destroyed my life... 571 00:29:28,089 --> 00:29:29,647 and he took my producer. 572 00:29:29,769 --> 00:29:31,919 I'm on a community college station now. 573 00:29:32,049 --> 00:29:35,166 My show airs at 2:00 in the morning. 574 00:29:35,289 --> 00:29:37,245 - How would you feel? - Angry. 575 00:29:37,369 --> 00:29:39,166 Mmm. 576 00:29:39,289 --> 00:29:41,245 Not angry enough to kill someone. 577 00:29:41,369 --> 00:29:44,600 I didn't kill him. I didn't have to. 578 00:29:44,729 --> 00:29:46,526 The chupacabra beat me to it. 579 00:29:46,649 --> 00:29:48,924 Coleman had such disdain for my work... 580 00:29:49,049 --> 00:29:52,803 but I bet he believed in that creature... 581 00:29:52,929 --> 00:29:55,648 as it was killing him. 582 00:29:57,169 --> 00:30:00,525 The F.B.I.'s convinced that the whole attack was faked... 583 00:30:00,649 --> 00:30:02,560 that there's no such thing as a chupacabra. 584 00:30:04,529 --> 00:30:06,759 There's ample literature that proves otherwise. 585 00:30:06,889 --> 00:30:09,244 Is this your own self-published literature we're talking about? 586 00:30:09,369 --> 00:30:10,768 Well, it doesn't matter. 587 00:30:10,889 --> 00:30:13,119 With all the media frenzy over Coleman's death... 588 00:30:13,249 --> 00:30:15,205 those woods are like Grand Central Station. 589 00:30:15,329 --> 00:30:18,207 I'm sure the chupacabra has long since fled. 590 00:30:19,329 --> 00:30:22,526 It's like the Loch Ness fiasco all over again. 591 00:30:22,649 --> 00:30:24,002 Yeah, possibly. 592 00:30:24,129 --> 00:30:25,801 But the forensic team... 593 00:30:25,929 --> 00:30:28,045 is combing through all of the evidence... 594 00:30:28,169 --> 00:30:30,364 so I'm sure they'll find the truth. 595 00:30:31,649 --> 00:30:33,446 That's what you want, isn't it? 596 00:30:33,569 --> 00:30:35,241 The truth? 597 00:30:38,249 --> 00:30:41,924 So, I stripped away the audio track with Coleman's voice... 598 00:30:42,049 --> 00:30:44,358 and I amplified the background noise. 599 00:30:45,809 --> 00:30:47,720 You just turned up the volume. I could've done that. 600 00:30:47,849 --> 00:30:52,286 I'm sorry. Uh, do I just say, "You look at gooey stuff all day. I could do that"? 601 00:30:52,409 --> 00:30:56,084 I also used a multiband noise gate to remove the ambient sounds... 602 00:30:56,209 --> 00:31:00,202 and I reconstituted the compressed information above the Nyquist frequency. 603 00:31:00,329 --> 00:31:03,048 - Okay? - I think you've made your point, yes. 604 00:31:04,369 --> 00:31:07,361 This is what we have left. 605 00:31:11,489 --> 00:31:14,083 - They both sound animal-like. - Yeah. Well, the first one is. 606 00:31:14,209 --> 00:31:16,848 I've identified it as the mating call of a white-tailed deer. 607 00:31:16,969 --> 00:31:19,688 - And the second sound? - Well, I haven't cracked that one yet. 608 00:31:19,809 --> 00:31:23,563 It sounds like an animal, but look at it on the E.Q. visualizer. 609 00:31:26,369 --> 00:31:30,726 It has a recurring consistent pattern that suggests it's mechanical. 610 00:31:30,849 --> 00:31:34,398 I'm gonna run it through the Jeffersonian's audio database and check for matches. 611 00:31:34,529 --> 00:31:36,804 Oh, we have an audio database? 612 00:31:36,929 --> 00:31:40,399 Yeah, we sure do. It has over 35 million sounds. 613 00:31:40,529 --> 00:31:44,078 Check this out. So, this is an Italian man sneezing. 614 00:31:45,969 --> 00:31:47,721 This is the engine of an old Model T. 615 00:31:50,689 --> 00:31:54,967 How about an F3 tornado? 616 00:31:55,089 --> 00:31:57,808 Here's a- a raisin falling in milk. 617 00:31:57,929 --> 00:32:00,966 Did someone just drop a raisin into some milk? 618 00:32:02,369 --> 00:32:03,848 Sorry to interrupt. 619 00:32:03,969 --> 00:32:06,164 There's something that I need to show you, Dr. Saroyan. 620 00:32:06,289 --> 00:32:10,248 - No confessions? - I confess, no. 621 00:32:12,489 --> 00:32:15,686 I sorted through the dentition of dozens of carnivorous animals... 622 00:32:15,809 --> 00:32:19,279 and I finally found a match to the puncture wounds on the victim's ribs. 623 00:32:19,409 --> 00:32:23,197 They are consistent with the bite of a black bear. 624 00:32:23,329 --> 00:32:24,967 - A black bear? - Yes. 625 00:32:25,089 --> 00:32:27,398 And also, when I looked back at the X-rays... 626 00:32:27,529 --> 00:32:32,125 I noticed a uniform separation of the bones in the joints of both ankles- 627 00:32:32,249 --> 00:32:34,888 totally even, and that's odd. 628 00:32:35,009 --> 00:32:38,718 I also found evidence of abrasions on the tissue left on the ankles. 629 00:32:38,849 --> 00:32:40,999 And look at this. 630 00:32:41,129 --> 00:32:45,407 The cervical and lumbar vertebrae appear to be separated. 631 00:32:45,529 --> 00:32:48,919 This is all consistent with him being hung upside down by his ankles. 632 00:32:49,049 --> 00:32:51,279 - Which would explain the abrasions. - Of course. 633 00:32:51,409 --> 00:32:53,798 His blood wasn't sucked out by some mythical creature. 634 00:32:53,929 --> 00:32:55,044 It was drained- 635 00:32:55,169 --> 00:32:56,522 using the same method employed by hunters. 636 00:32:56,649 --> 00:32:59,038 Remember that chemical compound I found in the bite mark? 637 00:32:59,169 --> 00:33:02,081 Bisphenol A, diethyl propane and amorphous silica. 638 00:33:02,209 --> 00:33:03,881 Dude, this isn't Jeopardy! 639 00:33:04,009 --> 00:33:07,206 I finally figured out what contained those three chemicals. 640 00:33:07,329 --> 00:33:09,365 Jaw Jelly. 641 00:33:10,689 --> 00:33:13,283 Jaw Jelly is a one-part jell adhesive... 642 00:33:13,409 --> 00:33:18,085 used by taxidermists to create a wet look in the mouths of animals they've mounted. 643 00:33:18,209 --> 00:33:19,608 Are you thinking of taking up taxidermy? 644 00:33:19,729 --> 00:33:21,401 No. This is relevant to the case. 645 00:33:21,529 --> 00:33:24,089 I believe the bite marks to Coleman's ribs... 646 00:33:24,209 --> 00:33:26,677 came from a taxidermy bear. 647 00:33:26,809 --> 00:33:28,879 Right. So he was killed by a stuffed animal? 648 00:33:29,009 --> 00:33:32,604 Whoever simulated this attack used a bear tooth... 649 00:33:32,729 --> 00:33:36,517 to imitate the tripartite incisor pattern ascribed to a chupacabra. 650 00:33:36,649 --> 00:33:39,368 And I know where we can find a stuffed bear. 651 00:33:41,889 --> 00:33:43,800 It's a lot busier here than it was. 652 00:33:43,929 --> 00:33:46,921 Well, it looks like a monster attack is what this place needed, eh? 653 00:33:47,049 --> 00:33:49,688 Look at that- 159 a night now. 654 00:33:51,489 --> 00:33:53,320 - Come on. Hurry, honey. - Slow down, honey. 655 00:33:53,449 --> 00:33:55,280 That's a bear. 656 00:34:00,129 --> 00:34:02,199 One of the bear's incisors has been removed. 657 00:34:02,329 --> 00:34:05,287 I can use the corresponding incisors to confirm... 658 00:34:05,409 --> 00:34:08,606 that the tooth used to stab Coleman came from this bear. 659 00:34:08,729 --> 00:34:11,197 - I expect nothing less. - Back again. 660 00:34:11,329 --> 00:34:13,638 Yeah. Wow. Business really is booming, isn't it? 661 00:34:13,769 --> 00:34:16,567 Well, I hate that it came on the back of Mr. Coleman's misfortune... 662 00:34:16,689 --> 00:34:18,168 but I'm grateful for the guests. 663 00:34:18,289 --> 00:34:20,041 - Can I see your hands? - My hands? 664 00:34:20,169 --> 00:34:22,842 Yeah, you know, the things at the end of your arms there- your hands. 665 00:34:22,969 --> 00:34:24,800 Look at that- rope burns. 666 00:34:24,929 --> 00:34:27,443 That's what happens when you hoist animals up to drain their blood. 667 00:34:27,569 --> 00:34:28,968 Isn't that right, Randy? 668 00:34:36,649 --> 00:34:38,401 A psychologist? 669 00:34:38,529 --> 00:34:41,441 It's my job to determine whether you're capable of murdering and mutilating a human being. 670 00:34:41,569 --> 00:34:44,845 A guy would have to be crazy to do something like that, right? 671 00:34:44,969 --> 00:34:47,358 - What do you think? - Yeah, I guess so. 672 00:34:47,489 --> 00:34:49,605 I'm not crazy, so I guess I couldn't have done it. 673 00:34:49,729 --> 00:34:52,038 Our people did find Lee Coleman's epithelial cells... 674 00:34:52,169 --> 00:34:54,637 on the rope in your supply closet... 675 00:34:54,769 --> 00:34:57,841 rope burns on your hands and vestiges of your D.N.A. on the rope. 676 00:34:57,969 --> 00:35:00,802 - Can you explain that? - Look, I didn't kill him. I'm not crazy. 677 00:35:00,929 --> 00:35:03,682 You just said that as though you know who did kill him. 678 00:35:03,809 --> 00:35:06,562 - I did? - Yes. Do you know who killed him? 679 00:35:06,689 --> 00:35:08,361 No. How would I? 680 00:35:09,409 --> 00:35:10,967 Right. 681 00:35:12,689 --> 00:35:16,284 - What are you writing? - Hmm? Oh, don't worry. I just advise the F.B.I. 682 00:35:16,409 --> 00:35:20,402 I don't actually decide who's arrested and tried for murder. 683 00:35:20,529 --> 00:35:21,882 So, what are you tellin' 'em? 684 00:35:22,009 --> 00:35:25,081 I am advising them that in my professional opinion, you're lying. 685 00:35:25,209 --> 00:35:27,598 That and the rope and the skin cells- 686 00:35:27,729 --> 00:35:29,321 they'll probably arrest you. 687 00:35:29,449 --> 00:35:31,087 You'll be needing a lawyer. 688 00:35:31,209 --> 00:35:34,246 - All right. Thank you for your time. - Wait. 689 00:35:36,129 --> 00:35:40,008 I-I didn't kill the guy, but I... did the rest. 690 00:35:41,729 --> 00:35:45,085 - "The rest"? - Yeah, the draining of the blood, the heart. 691 00:35:45,209 --> 00:35:46,847 Yes, I did that stuff. 692 00:35:46,969 --> 00:35:49,802 - Why? - I came across the body. 693 00:35:49,929 --> 00:35:54,081 Since he was already dead, I thought if it looked like he was killed by the chupacabra... 694 00:35:54,209 --> 00:35:56,245 then he wouldn't have died in vain. 695 00:35:57,689 --> 00:35:59,919 You know, most people who find a corpse in the woods... 696 00:36:00,049 --> 00:36:01,607 they'd call the police. 697 00:36:01,729 --> 00:36:03,879 The lodge is in debt. I was gonna lose it. 698 00:36:04,009 --> 00:36:07,285 Coleman was my best chance at saving my business. That's not crazy, is it? 699 00:36:07,409 --> 00:36:09,286 Exactly how did you fake the attack? 700 00:36:11,129 --> 00:36:13,689 Took the bear tooth and made the bite marks with it... 701 00:36:13,809 --> 00:36:16,403 spread some insecticide around, make it smell like sulfur. 702 00:36:16,529 --> 00:36:18,645 And then you tore out his heart... 703 00:36:18,769 --> 00:36:20,839 and hung him up to drain the blood? 704 00:36:20,969 --> 00:36:23,437 But I didn't shoot the guy. 705 00:36:23,569 --> 00:36:26,720 Nobody said anything about shooting. 706 00:36:26,849 --> 00:36:29,204 - Well, I just meant- - Who did? Who shot him? 707 00:36:29,329 --> 00:36:32,924 It wasn't me. I didn't even have the heart to kill the goat. 708 00:36:33,049 --> 00:36:35,802 Where's the bullet? 709 00:36:38,409 --> 00:36:40,923 I buried it with the heart. 710 00:36:41,049 --> 00:36:43,563 Since I didn't kill the guy, that's not so bad, is it? 711 00:36:45,009 --> 00:36:47,842 No, it's bad. It's very bad, Randy. 712 00:36:51,769 --> 00:36:53,327 Very bad. 713 00:36:58,849 --> 00:37:00,726 - You wanted to see me? - Yeah. 714 00:37:00,849 --> 00:37:03,238 I wanna show you something on the rope. 715 00:37:03,369 --> 00:37:04,768 Oh. Oh, good. 716 00:37:04,889 --> 00:37:06,925 What? You seem nervous. 717 00:37:07,049 --> 00:37:09,324 Truth be told, I thought that you might be upset... 718 00:37:09,449 --> 00:37:12,088 that I told the world I was sleeping with your wife. 719 00:37:12,209 --> 00:37:14,882 Vincent, you were drunk. Come on. I understand. 720 00:37:15,009 --> 00:37:18,285 Oh. Oh, wonderful. Okay, the rope. 721 00:37:18,409 --> 00:37:21,321 Yeah, yeah. Just take a look at the epithelial cells through the microscope. 722 00:37:21,449 --> 00:37:22,677 Mm-hmm. 723 00:37:22,809 --> 00:37:25,323 They look no different than before to me. 724 00:37:27,449 --> 00:37:29,917 Hmm. Yeah, that's- that's what I thought, too... 725 00:37:30,049 --> 00:37:32,961 so I was just- I was just checking. 726 00:37:33,089 --> 00:37:35,364 - Thanks. - Oh, no, no. You're welcome. 727 00:37:35,489 --> 00:37:37,844 And you're absolutely sure that you're okay... 728 00:37:37,969 --> 00:37:39,641 with this whole Angela business? 729 00:37:39,769 --> 00:37:43,364 - Do you really think I'm that petty? - No, no. Of course not. 730 00:37:44,449 --> 00:37:45,677 - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 731 00:37:49,009 --> 00:37:53,446 You know, you are a kind and understanding man, Dr. Hodgins. 732 00:37:53,569 --> 00:37:55,002 Aw. 733 00:37:59,969 --> 00:38:05,089 So this is the mating call of a white-tail deer. 734 00:38:05,209 --> 00:38:07,325 And this is the first sound on the tape again. 735 00:38:10,289 --> 00:38:12,803 - Well, it's not a match. - 'Cause it's not a real deer. 736 00:38:12,929 --> 00:38:14,840 So I went back into the audio database. 737 00:38:14,969 --> 00:38:18,678 - This is the sound of a man-made deer call. 738 00:38:18,809 --> 00:38:22,563 That's a match. What about the second sound? 739 00:38:22,689 --> 00:38:25,283 A motorcycle? 740 00:38:25,409 --> 00:38:27,365 Actually, it's a gas-powered four-stroke engine. 741 00:38:27,489 --> 00:38:30,879 An all-terrain vehicle, like the kind they had at the lodge. 742 00:38:31,009 --> 00:38:32,886 So someone was out hunting. 743 00:39:03,609 --> 00:39:05,440 # If I go out tonight # 744 00:39:05,569 --> 00:39:09,198 # To keep in touch with the best of them # 745 00:39:09,329 --> 00:39:11,365 # What am I givin' up # 746 00:39:11,489 --> 00:39:13,798 - # Tradin' in for the rest of 'em? # - She shot him accidentally? 747 00:39:13,929 --> 00:39:17,604 She actually said it was his own fault for not wearing an orange vest in the woods. 748 00:39:17,729 --> 00:39:19,208 This is why I'm against hunting. 749 00:39:19,329 --> 00:39:22,639 - Not because of Bambi? - All right. Mostly because of Bambi. 750 00:39:22,769 --> 00:39:26,079 Melissa told Randy what happened, and he used it to his own advantage. 751 00:39:26,209 --> 00:39:30,248 So, if Coleman had just worn an orange vest, he'd still be alive... 752 00:39:30,369 --> 00:39:33,008 and Randy wouldn't have mutilated him to increase business. 753 00:39:33,129 --> 00:39:35,438 Yep. Here's to stupidity and greed- 754 00:39:35,569 --> 00:39:38,003 the two elements that keep us employed. 755 00:39:38,129 --> 00:39:40,040 - Ah. - Cheers. 756 00:39:40,169 --> 00:39:42,842 All right, everyone. That was fun. 757 00:39:42,969 --> 00:39:44,322 - Good night. - See ya later, guys. 758 00:39:44,449 --> 00:39:46,087 - All right, guys. All right. - See you tomorrow. 759 00:39:46,209 --> 00:39:47,688 - See you later. - Bones. 760 00:39:47,809 --> 00:39:51,404 At any time, did you think that the, uh, chupacabra was real? 761 00:39:51,529 --> 00:39:52,564 No. 762 00:39:52,689 --> 00:39:55,761 Then why did you believe that I saw the yeti in Nepal? 763 00:39:55,889 --> 00:39:58,278 Because what I said you saw was totally rational. 764 00:39:58,409 --> 00:40:00,320 I never saw it. 765 00:40:00,449 --> 00:40:03,885 You see, what you did was rationally explain something that never happened. 766 00:40:04,009 --> 00:40:05,727 You never saw the yeti? 767 00:40:05,849 --> 00:40:07,680 Or did I? 768 00:40:07,809 --> 00:40:10,004 No, you didn't. 769 00:40:10,129 --> 00:40:12,120 But you- you did? 770 00:40:13,609 --> 00:40:16,203 - Are you trying to confuse me? - I might be. 771 00:40:16,329 --> 00:40:19,480 - Okay. What is your point? - Well, that things are confusing, okay? 772 00:40:19,609 --> 00:40:23,204 Just because you can explain something doesn't mean that it's explainable. 773 00:40:23,329 --> 00:40:25,923 - Do you mean "explicable"? - Sure, like us. 774 00:40:26,929 --> 00:40:29,397 We don't make any sense at all. 775 00:40:29,529 --> 00:40:31,360 - Good night. - Bye. 776 00:40:34,929 --> 00:40:38,478 # You keep me young ## 777 00:41:12,129 --> 00:41:13,403 What's that mean? 778 00:41:15,209 --> 00:41:16,164 English - US - SDH