1 00:00:02,329 --> 00:00:03,523 Justin! 2 00:00:03,649 --> 00:00:07,119 I wanna bowl! It's my birthday, and I wanna bowl! 3 00:00:07,249 --> 00:00:09,604 I know, sweetheart. But we have to take turns. 4 00:00:09,729 --> 00:00:12,289 No turns! It's my birthday! 5 00:00:12,409 --> 00:00:14,240 - Okay. Okay. - That's it! 6 00:00:14,369 --> 00:00:16,803 Can we let Justin bowl, just once? 7 00:00:16,929 --> 00:00:20,160 - I wanna bowl now! - Excuse me! 8 00:00:20,289 --> 00:00:23,838 Lane four! The pins aren't resetting on lane four. 9 00:00:23,969 --> 00:00:27,325 Okay. Well, look, I gotta reset the lane, so you tell him to cool his jets. 10 00:00:27,449 --> 00:00:29,360 - It's my birthday, and I wanna bowl! - Yeah. That'll work. 11 00:00:29,489 --> 00:00:32,686 - Now! - You need to behave, Justin! 12 00:00:32,809 --> 00:00:35,369 I don't have to! I'm the birthday boy! 13 00:00:35,489 --> 00:00:38,799 You know what happens to little boys at a bowling alley who don't behave... 14 00:00:38,929 --> 00:00:40,487 even on their birthday? 15 00:00:40,609 --> 00:00:43,328 - What? - I don't think you wanna know. Behave! 16 00:00:43,449 --> 00:00:46,361 What can they do to me? I'm the birthday boy! 17 00:00:59,489 --> 00:01:03,004 I'll behave! I'll behave! I'll behave! 18 00:01:07,649 --> 00:01:11,324 I'm pretty sure any day the Guinness people are gonna come and measure me. 19 00:01:11,449 --> 00:01:13,007 You look beautiful. 20 00:01:13,129 --> 00:01:15,040 Yeah, for a water buffalo. 21 00:01:15,169 --> 00:01:16,807 It's two days past my due date. 22 00:01:16,929 --> 00:01:19,363 Well, the doctor said the baby could be up to two weeks late. 23 00:01:19,489 --> 00:01:22,481 - It's time to take matters into my own hands. - What do you mean? 24 00:01:22,609 --> 00:01:25,760 Excuse me. Could I have some habanero sauce, please? 25 00:01:25,889 --> 00:01:28,005 Hot sauce can bring on labor. 26 00:01:28,129 --> 00:01:29,642 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 27 00:01:29,769 --> 00:01:31,805 You confirmed with Dr. Banno? 28 00:01:31,929 --> 00:01:35,239 - First thing, she has to check the baby's eyes. - She knows. 29 00:01:35,369 --> 00:01:37,599 I mean, I'm- I'm sure we can handle it either way... 30 00:01:37,729 --> 00:01:39,845 but I- I'd just like to know as soon as possible. 31 00:01:39,969 --> 00:01:44,008 Dr. Banno has everything under control, and everyone says she's the best. 32 00:01:44,129 --> 00:01:46,643 I'm sure I've asked you all this, like, a hundred times, right? 33 00:01:46,769 --> 00:01:48,805 It's okay. I don't care. 34 00:01:50,769 --> 00:01:53,966 Don't you think that that might be a little too much there, babe? 35 00:01:54,089 --> 00:01:56,159 Ah, no. This isn't that hot. 36 00:02:02,529 --> 00:02:04,360 I'm sorry to keep you waiting. 37 00:02:07,969 --> 00:02:10,688 Oh, you should drink milk, not water. 38 00:02:12,569 --> 00:02:14,719 Oh, God. Milk! Can I get some milk? 39 00:02:16,609 --> 00:02:18,406 Can I get some milk down here, please? 40 00:02:18,529 --> 00:02:20,759 Angela says she's going to have her baby today. 41 00:02:20,889 --> 00:02:22,720 She's been saying that every day for two weeks. 42 00:02:22,849 --> 00:02:26,319 Well, mathematically speaking, the chances of her being right increase every day. 43 00:02:26,449 --> 00:02:30,522 Wow! Can you say, "blech of a strike"? 44 00:02:30,649 --> 00:02:34,244 Okay. There's an extreme amount of insect and maggot activity. 45 00:02:34,369 --> 00:02:35,927 That would explain the lack of tissue. 46 00:02:36,049 --> 00:02:38,279 No one noticed him before he dropped? 47 00:02:38,409 --> 00:02:41,606 The owner says the alley's been closed for 10 days to resurface the floors. 48 00:02:41,729 --> 00:02:44,004 Just reopened today. 49 00:02:44,129 --> 00:02:47,007 Judging by this piece of the pelvis, and the mandible... 50 00:02:47,129 --> 00:02:49,689 I would say he was a Caucasian male, mid-30s. 51 00:02:49,809 --> 00:02:52,448 How'd he get into the pinsetter? 52 00:02:54,049 --> 00:02:57,598 Well, look at that. Looks like he got caught up in the machine, Bones. 53 00:02:57,729 --> 00:02:59,924 Well, it ground him up quite effectively. 54 00:03:00,049 --> 00:03:03,598 The owner said people have been known to sneak back here for, uh, you know- 55 00:03:03,729 --> 00:03:06,607 - I do not know. - To have, you know- 56 00:03:06,729 --> 00:03:09,289 What? Snacks? There are a lot of fast-food wrappers. 57 00:03:09,409 --> 00:03:12,048 That would account for the maggots, insects and the rapid decomp. 58 00:03:12,169 --> 00:03:13,921 No. Wrong kind of snack. 59 00:03:14,049 --> 00:03:17,598 - Bones, the, you know, sexual liaisons. - Oh! 60 00:03:17,729 --> 00:03:20,641 So, what do you think, huh? He fell in there after making a little whoopee? 61 00:03:20,769 --> 00:03:24,523 Well, only if he died during whoopee and then fell into the machine. 62 00:03:24,649 --> 00:03:27,527 He was dead when he was ripped apart. At least a week. 63 00:03:27,649 --> 00:03:29,765 There's bruising on the ulna and the pisiform. 64 00:03:29,889 --> 00:03:32,722 And there's a slight fracture on the radial tuberosity. 65 00:03:32,849 --> 00:03:34,646 All antemortem. 66 00:03:34,769 --> 00:03:36,725 - Did you follow that? - Dead first and then ground up. 67 00:03:36,849 --> 00:03:39,204 These are defensive wounds, Booth. 68 00:03:39,329 --> 00:03:41,126 The victim was fending off an attack. 69 00:03:41,249 --> 00:03:43,365 - Well, he definitely failed to fend. - I agree. 70 00:03:43,489 --> 00:03:45,764 It appears this man was murdered. 71 00:04:22,849 --> 00:04:24,999 I don't even know why we're here. 72 00:04:25,129 --> 00:04:27,848 You mean, existentially, as human beings, or- 73 00:04:27,969 --> 00:04:29,687 Really? I'm about to be a father any second... 74 00:04:29,809 --> 00:04:31,401 and you're doing stand-up? 75 00:04:31,529 --> 00:04:33,759 No, I mean, here, you know, in the lab... 76 00:04:33,889 --> 00:04:36,642 when we should be home, waiting in comfort. 77 00:04:36,769 --> 00:04:39,283 It's normal to be worried. Worry can make a guy edgy. 78 00:04:39,409 --> 00:04:42,367 So, right now, what you're being is normal. 79 00:04:42,489 --> 00:04:45,287 Yeah. Says the guy taking apart a meat-puppet puzzle. 80 00:04:45,409 --> 00:04:48,719 - Watch this. I'm about to Brennanize you. - "Brennanize"? 81 00:04:48,849 --> 00:04:50,123 Transverse fracture of the metacarpal on the right thumb... 82 00:04:50,249 --> 00:04:52,001 chondromalacia patellae of the left knee... 83 00:04:52,129 --> 00:04:53,562 a notch in the notch of the ulna. 84 00:04:53,689 --> 00:04:55,919 - "A notch in the notch"? - That's correct. 85 00:04:56,049 --> 00:04:58,165 With exostosis of the medial surface. 86 00:04:58,289 --> 00:05:00,883 So what is that? Some kind of, like, repetitive-stress stuff? 87 00:05:01,009 --> 00:05:02,886 Yep. Like this. 88 00:05:05,729 --> 00:05:07,162 Wow. 89 00:05:07,289 --> 00:05:10,167 Yeah. I'm thinking some kind of, uh, ritualized offering... 90 00:05:10,289 --> 00:05:12,484 to, like, the- the sun, you know? 91 00:05:12,609 --> 00:05:15,840 Yeah, yeah. Wait. Like a figure on a high throne, right? 92 00:05:15,969 --> 00:05:19,518 So like a- a satanic or Illuminati slave. 93 00:05:19,649 --> 00:05:21,879 Boys. You're bowling. 94 00:05:22,009 --> 00:05:24,398 Hey, okay. You ready? All right. The hot sauce worked? 95 00:05:24,529 --> 00:05:26,884 Uh, no. Not yet. Just relax. 96 00:05:27,009 --> 00:05:28,840 - Bowling? - Bowling, yes. 97 00:05:28,969 --> 00:05:31,085 That would correspond with the high level... 98 00:05:31,209 --> 00:05:32,767 of polyester in his garment. 99 00:05:32,889 --> 00:05:36,006 And the fact that he was found in a bowling alley. 100 00:05:36,129 --> 00:05:38,723 And the fact that he was wearing a bowling shirt... 101 00:05:38,849 --> 00:05:41,522 with the name "Jeff" sewn on the pocket. 102 00:05:45,169 --> 00:05:46,887 And the team name. 103 00:05:50,129 --> 00:05:53,007 Thunderballs! I knew a kid in high school that everybody called- 104 00:05:53,129 --> 00:05:55,768 Right, yeah. Just to be clear, you're not in labor? 105 00:05:55,889 --> 00:05:57,686 No, honey, not currently. 106 00:05:57,809 --> 00:06:01,563 I don't know. The hot sauce doesn't work. The sex doesn't work. 107 00:06:01,689 --> 00:06:05,204 I mean, maybe we should just take a long ride on a bumpy road. 108 00:06:05,329 --> 00:06:08,366 How's that any different than sex? 109 00:06:08,489 --> 00:06:11,401 My mom went into labor after riding on a roller coaster. 110 00:06:11,529 --> 00:06:13,360 - That explains a lot. - I don't know, honey. 111 00:06:13,489 --> 00:06:15,161 Maybe we should try a- an amusement park. 112 00:06:15,289 --> 00:06:20,841 Uh, I think we should just let the hot sauce work its magic. 113 00:06:20,969 --> 00:06:23,529 Yeah. Sure. 114 00:06:23,649 --> 00:06:25,401 Meet Mr. Jeff Fowler. 115 00:06:25,529 --> 00:06:27,326 Jeff Fowler was an accomplished bowler. 116 00:06:27,449 --> 00:06:29,201 Lots of trophies, custom balls. 117 00:06:29,329 --> 00:06:31,240 He was also a classic car restorer and dealer... 118 00:06:31,369 --> 00:06:34,088 which tells us that he was fastidious, competitive... 119 00:06:34,209 --> 00:06:36,439 careful, uh, respectful of design, social and gregarious. 120 00:06:36,569 --> 00:06:39,527 Whoa. Wait a second. This shirt says "Thunderballs." 121 00:06:39,649 --> 00:06:41,719 - I'm still doing my psych profile. - I know, but it's Thunderballs. 122 00:06:41,849 --> 00:06:44,727 That's the name of Bones's dad's bowling team. Thunderballs. 123 00:06:44,849 --> 00:06:47,807 I hope this is not another case where Max killed someone. 124 00:06:47,929 --> 00:06:49,681 I thought he promised not to do that anymore. 125 00:06:49,809 --> 00:06:52,528 If he isn't the murderer, he might be able to help us catch the bad guy. 126 00:06:52,649 --> 00:06:54,958 - Thanks for this. - Thank the victim's shirt. 127 00:07:00,489 --> 00:07:02,525 Angela, are you in labor? Is it time? 128 00:07:02,649 --> 00:07:05,163 I can grab a cab and be there in five minutes. 129 00:07:05,289 --> 00:07:07,325 No. No, nothing has happened, unfortunately. 130 00:07:07,449 --> 00:07:08,848 What are you up to? 131 00:07:08,969 --> 00:07:10,641 I'm going to meet Booth and my dad... 132 00:07:10,769 --> 00:07:12,327 about this murder case. 133 00:07:12,449 --> 00:07:13,677 I wish you would go into labor. 134 00:07:13,809 --> 00:07:15,242 Yeah. You and me both. 135 00:07:15,369 --> 00:07:19,885 The Zuni Indians believed that labor could be hastened by silence. 136 00:07:20,009 --> 00:07:22,125 Did Hodgins tell you to tell me that? 137 00:07:22,249 --> 00:07:26,367 For some reason, I find it very difficult to concentrate on anything else. 138 00:07:26,489 --> 00:07:29,720 Well, that's probably because you are a very good friend. 139 00:07:29,849 --> 00:07:32,317 Yes, probably. I'm here, Ange. 140 00:07:32,449 --> 00:07:35,600 I know you are, sweetie. That's why I love you. 141 00:07:35,729 --> 00:07:38,118 Oh, no. I mean I'm at the diner. 142 00:07:38,249 --> 00:07:40,683 Oh. Right. 143 00:07:43,129 --> 00:07:44,847 Je- Jeff Fowler was murdered? 144 00:07:44,969 --> 00:07:47,324 Yeah. His skull was set up kind of like a center pin. 145 00:07:47,449 --> 00:07:49,246 Dad! What happened to you? 146 00:07:49,369 --> 00:07:50,927 Oh, nothing, Tempe. Nothing. 147 00:07:51,049 --> 00:07:54,041 So anyway, he's going back there to get himself a little nooky. 148 00:07:54,169 --> 00:07:56,444 Right. So it's true what they say? 149 00:07:56,569 --> 00:07:58,685 Dad, you don't end up in a wheelchair for nothing. 150 00:07:58,809 --> 00:08:02,484 Okay, if you must know- 151 00:08:02,609 --> 00:08:04,804 I had a very embarrassing physical event occur. 152 00:08:04,929 --> 00:08:06,999 - What, did you fall off your bike? - Bed. 153 00:08:08,769 --> 00:08:11,681 Yeah. And Rosamund was injured in that same, uh- 154 00:08:11,809 --> 00:08:13,003 - Physical event? - Yeah. 155 00:08:13,129 --> 00:08:15,199 - Okay. Who's Rosamund? - She's a lady friend. 156 00:08:15,329 --> 00:08:17,445 Lady friend? Did she break a hip or something? 157 00:08:17,569 --> 00:08:19,525 She's 36, and, by the way... 158 00:08:19,649 --> 00:08:21,958 weren't we talking about a murder case here? 159 00:08:22,089 --> 00:08:24,967 Dad, can you think of why anyone would want to kill Jeff Fowler? 160 00:08:25,089 --> 00:08:27,125 Well, he liked to call himself "The Closer." 161 00:08:27,249 --> 00:08:29,240 And we called him "The Gloater." 162 00:08:29,369 --> 00:08:32,441 - You can kill a guy just for that. - No kidding. You should. 163 00:08:32,569 --> 00:08:34,958 Hey, cut it out. It wasn't me. 164 00:08:35,089 --> 00:08:36,966 You know, you have trust issues, my friend. 165 00:08:37,089 --> 00:08:40,479 - Do you think he was killed by a poor loser? - Absolutely. Just not me. 166 00:08:40,609 --> 00:08:42,679 All right. We'll just talk to everyone who he bowled against. 167 00:08:42,809 --> 00:08:45,118 No, no, no, no, no. Here's the thing. It's a tournament. 168 00:08:45,249 --> 00:08:48,525 You're not gonna get people to talk to you if it's only gonna lead to more questions. 169 00:08:48,649 --> 00:08:51,800 But the first 48 hours of a murder investigation are crucial. 170 00:08:51,929 --> 00:08:54,159 - Yeah. - Well, you're a bowler, aren't you? 171 00:08:54,289 --> 00:08:56,519 - Yeah, yeah. I bowl. High 280s. - Whoo! 172 00:08:56,649 --> 00:08:59,561 - What does that mean? - It means he's good. 173 00:08:59,689 --> 00:09:01,486 So why not go in undercover? 174 00:09:01,609 --> 00:09:03,486 Come on. You could take my place with The Thunderballs. 175 00:09:03,609 --> 00:09:06,407 - But you just said they won't talk. - Yeah, but they love to gossip. 176 00:09:06,529 --> 00:09:09,521 I mean, what do you think bowlers are doing when they're not actually bowling? 177 00:09:09,649 --> 00:09:12,004 I get it. Get 'em to say something during the tournament. 178 00:09:12,129 --> 00:09:15,166 - I'm liking this. - I love undercover. What'll I be? 179 00:09:15,289 --> 00:09:18,838 - Uh, you can be my girlfriend. - Fine. 180 00:09:18,969 --> 00:09:20,482 Um, but if Angela goes into labor... 181 00:09:20,609 --> 00:09:23,442 we have to pick a fight so that I can be there to catch the baby. 182 00:09:23,569 --> 00:09:25,685 I will get you there, hell or high water. 183 00:09:25,809 --> 00:09:27,925 Yeah. 184 00:09:28,049 --> 00:09:30,802 - What? - I don't know. Something weird here. 185 00:09:30,929 --> 00:09:34,080 You're almost polite to each other. What is it? You havin' a fight? 186 00:09:34,209 --> 00:09:38,885 No. I just really, really wanna be there when Angela's baby is born. 187 00:09:39,009 --> 00:09:42,240 Right! So, how soon before I can become a Thunderball? 188 00:09:45,249 --> 00:09:47,126 Whoo-hoo! 189 00:09:50,369 --> 00:09:51,848 Don't you love that smell? 190 00:09:51,969 --> 00:09:53,766 Gladiators' amphitheater. 191 00:09:53,889 --> 00:09:57,564 I can discern fried food, sweat, dirty feet... 192 00:09:57,689 --> 00:09:59,805 cigarette smoke, chewing gum. 193 00:09:59,929 --> 00:10:01,885 And murder. 194 00:10:02,009 --> 00:10:04,443 Okay, now please, would you try and act like a couple? 195 00:10:04,569 --> 00:10:07,037 - And don't embarrass me. - All right. 196 00:10:07,169 --> 00:10:09,046 - Wanda. - Here we go. 197 00:10:18,049 --> 00:10:21,325 Hey, Amber. I want you to meet Buck and Wanda. 198 00:10:21,449 --> 00:10:23,883 - You're awfully young. - How good can he be? 199 00:10:24,009 --> 00:10:27,240 - He rents his shoes. - Hey, The Closer rented shoes. 200 00:10:27,369 --> 00:10:30,486 This team is cursed. First, Jeff gets killed. 201 00:10:30,609 --> 00:10:32,361 Then you fall out of bed. 202 00:10:32,489 --> 00:10:34,480 Now it's just me and all this dead weight. 203 00:10:34,609 --> 00:10:38,079 Hey. Hey, hey. Do not call me dead weight. 204 00:10:38,209 --> 00:10:41,007 I'm a champion. Style and grace. 205 00:10:43,649 --> 00:10:45,446 Hercules Maldonado. They call me... 206 00:10:47,529 --> 00:10:49,087 "El Tornado." 207 00:10:51,049 --> 00:10:53,563 Easy there, Hercules. You're drooling all over my girl. 208 00:10:53,689 --> 00:10:56,761 His fiancée, to be more exact. 209 00:10:56,889 --> 00:10:58,447 - That's French. - Oh. 210 00:11:00,449 --> 00:11:02,087 All right. Here ya go, hon. 211 00:11:02,209 --> 00:11:04,040 Thanks, doll. 212 00:11:14,409 --> 00:11:17,526 Oh, yeah! 213 00:11:17,649 --> 00:11:19,367 Now that's my muffin at work! 214 00:11:23,049 --> 00:11:25,768 - Form is everything. - Wow. You hear that, Buck? 215 00:11:26,849 --> 00:11:30,046 I didn't mean him. I meant you. 216 00:11:30,169 --> 00:11:32,285 - Back off, Tina! - What? 217 00:11:32,409 --> 00:11:35,367 Don't fraternize with the other team. They play head games. 218 00:11:36,449 --> 00:11:38,883 I'm Alison Rose, like the flower. 219 00:11:39,009 --> 00:11:40,488 I love your hair. 220 00:11:40,609 --> 00:11:44,841 Alison, back off! See what I mean? 221 00:11:44,969 --> 00:11:48,518 Why don't you take a chill pill, you poisonous little dwarf? 222 00:11:51,009 --> 00:11:53,921 Hey, uh, Tod Balacleets is coming. 223 00:11:54,049 --> 00:11:57,246 He is the tournament director, a.k.a. The Raven. 224 00:11:57,369 --> 00:12:00,167 I need you to sign in before the preliminaries can begin. 225 00:12:00,289 --> 00:12:02,849 Fair play and good sportsmanship above all else. 226 00:12:02,969 --> 00:12:05,881 - You know the drill. - They call you "The Raven"? 227 00:12:07,009 --> 00:12:08,567 They call you "Buck"? 228 00:12:09,809 --> 00:12:11,401 That's Wanda. 229 00:12:11,529 --> 00:12:13,201 Nice to meet you, The Raven. 230 00:12:13,329 --> 00:12:16,162 All right. Okay. Thunderballs versus Strike Force. 231 00:12:16,289 --> 00:12:19,326 Let the tournament begin. 232 00:12:21,969 --> 00:12:24,927 So, these red flakes... 233 00:12:25,049 --> 00:12:28,086 they were embedded in the front of his skull. 234 00:12:28,209 --> 00:12:31,440 He's so ground up, it'll be tough to determine the cause of death. 235 00:12:31,569 --> 00:12:34,481 Yeah, 'cause he was already dead before he was pulled apart. 236 00:12:34,609 --> 00:12:38,727 The only perimortem injury that I could find is this fracture to the nasal bone. 237 00:12:38,849 --> 00:12:40,362 Who dies of a broken nose? 238 00:12:40,489 --> 00:12:42,559 Exactly. But if I can't figure out the cause of death... 239 00:12:42,689 --> 00:12:45,761 - Dr. Brennan's gonna be tossing me into that machine. - Right. 240 00:12:45,889 --> 00:12:47,925 You're supposed to say, "No, she'll understand." 241 00:12:48,049 --> 00:12:49,880 Oh. But she won't. 242 00:12:50,009 --> 00:12:52,125 Ah-ha-ha. That is so funny. 243 00:12:52,249 --> 00:12:54,763 - Did you hear that? - Only me being sarcastic. 244 00:12:54,889 --> 00:12:57,278 No, no, no. Something rattled in the skull. 245 00:13:04,089 --> 00:13:06,284 Something dislodged in the enzyme bath. 246 00:13:10,929 --> 00:13:12,965 Wait a minute. 247 00:13:13,089 --> 00:13:15,478 He was killed by a broken nose. 248 00:13:15,609 --> 00:13:17,088 When his nose got hit... 249 00:13:17,209 --> 00:13:19,484 the force shattered the cribriform plate in the back of his skull. 250 00:13:19,609 --> 00:13:22,999 So, fragments from inside his skull... 251 00:13:23,129 --> 00:13:24,926 literally flew into his brain? 252 00:13:25,049 --> 00:13:27,517 - Yeah. That's how he died. - Hey. 253 00:13:27,649 --> 00:13:30,402 Okay. Is it time? All right. I'm gonna call Dr. Banno. 254 00:13:30,529 --> 00:13:33,566 You really have to chill, Hodgins. 255 00:13:33,689 --> 00:13:34,804 ## 256 00:13:34,929 --> 00:13:37,762 # I like to go bowling with my friend Bert # 257 00:13:37,889 --> 00:13:41,165 # With my bowling ball and my bowling shirt # 258 00:13:41,289 --> 00:13:45,282 - # I like to roll the ball down the lane # - No. 259 00:13:47,569 --> 00:13:49,639 # On a good day I throw a few strikes # 260 00:13:49,769 --> 00:13:52,761 # And maybe some spares That's what I like # 261 00:13:52,889 --> 00:13:55,961 - Come on! Come on! Strike! - # Bowling is my kind of game # 262 00:13:56,089 --> 00:13:58,239 That's how it's done! 263 00:13:58,369 --> 00:14:01,406 # I aim for the one pin two pin, three pin, four # 264 00:14:01,529 --> 00:14:03,599 # Five pins down the lane # 265 00:14:03,729 --> 00:14:07,244 # With a boom and a bang they hit the floor # 266 00:14:07,369 --> 00:14:09,439 # And I throw the ball again # 267 00:14:09,569 --> 00:14:12,527 - Oh-ho-ho! - You got him. Got it. 268 00:14:12,649 --> 00:14:16,198 # With my bowling ball and my bowling shirt # 269 00:14:16,329 --> 00:14:20,288 # Bowling is my kind of game # 270 00:14:20,409 --> 00:14:24,527 # I aim for the six pin seven pin, eight pin, nine # 271 00:14:24,649 --> 00:14:27,527 # Ten pins down the lane # 272 00:14:27,649 --> 00:14:30,083 # Just roll the ball when I hit the line # 273 00:14:30,209 --> 00:14:33,246 # And then I knock 'em down again # 274 00:14:33,369 --> 00:14:35,837 # I likes to go bowlin' with my best friend Bert # 275 00:14:35,969 --> 00:14:38,881 # With my bowlin' ball and my bowlin' shirt # 276 00:14:39,009 --> 00:14:43,321 # Bowling is my kind of game # 277 00:14:47,449 --> 00:14:50,407 - What are ya doin'? - I log every game we've played in here. 278 00:14:50,529 --> 00:14:53,726 How each lane plays. Who screwed up. 279 00:14:53,849 --> 00:14:55,362 How well I did. 280 00:14:55,489 --> 00:14:57,605 Here's where I'll be in 2026. 281 00:14:59,649 --> 00:15:02,641 "World champion of the world." That's a redundant statement. 282 00:15:02,769 --> 00:15:04,999 I'm so good, they have to say it twice. 283 00:15:06,569 --> 00:15:09,447 # Bowling is my kind of game ## 284 00:15:09,569 --> 00:15:11,480 Come on, ball. 285 00:15:13,529 --> 00:15:15,281 Whoo! Yeah! 286 00:15:15,409 --> 00:15:17,206 - You got it! - Yeah! 287 00:15:17,329 --> 00:15:19,445 - Oh, yes! All right! - It's okay. Not to worry. 288 00:15:19,569 --> 00:15:21,127 We will win the next round, no? 289 00:15:21,249 --> 00:15:23,968 And you know what'd be good? If you tried to help with that! 290 00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:27,877 I'll be in the video arcade until needed, and not a second before! 291 00:15:31,249 --> 00:15:33,160 Listen, do you see the guy Hercules over there? 292 00:15:33,289 --> 00:15:37,282 The Raven assigned him to us after The Closer got killed. 293 00:15:37,409 --> 00:15:40,242 I don't see any other way for him to get on the team. He's terrible. 294 00:15:40,369 --> 00:15:43,998 - It's not about playing, Bones. It's about catching a murderer. - Then why are you trying to win? 295 00:15:44,129 --> 00:15:46,359 First rule of undercover- you gotta make it look real. 296 00:15:46,489 --> 00:15:49,959 You wanna make it look real, you should be a little more affectionate with each other. 297 00:15:54,089 --> 00:15:56,762 I'll go talk to Hercules. 298 00:15:56,889 --> 00:15:59,528 What? 299 00:15:59,649 --> 00:16:02,004 Trying to reset. 300 00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:04,768 - It didn't tell my score. - Good game, Hercules. 301 00:16:04,889 --> 00:16:07,278 Gracias, señorita. 302 00:16:07,409 --> 00:16:10,799 Although, without the venom of the little one, I would've been much better. 303 00:16:10,929 --> 00:16:13,238 Well, it must be difficult to step into The Closer's shoes. 304 00:16:13,369 --> 00:16:16,167 - Ha! That I would never do. - But you have. 305 00:16:16,289 --> 00:16:19,964 No. I have my own shoes. You see, he used rental shoes. 306 00:16:20,089 --> 00:16:23,399 A disgrace. A real bowler does not rely on superstition. 307 00:16:23,529 --> 00:16:25,679 l-I don't understand. 308 00:16:25,809 --> 00:16:28,801 Mr. Fowler believed in luck- his lucky rental shoes... 309 00:16:28,929 --> 00:16:32,968 lucky lane number 12, his lucky little shirt, lucky beer mug. 310 00:16:33,089 --> 00:16:35,284 - It's foolishness. - I agree. 311 00:16:35,409 --> 00:16:39,038 Yes. You see, I'm- I'm a real man who does not need superstition... 312 00:16:39,169 --> 00:16:41,524 because I have God on my side. 313 00:16:43,369 --> 00:16:45,724 I'm sure God wants you to be a good bowler. 314 00:16:45,849 --> 00:16:48,921 When The Closer was going around telling everyone that I was terrible... 315 00:16:49,049 --> 00:16:51,688 I knew- I had faith that, one day, I will have my chance. 316 00:16:51,809 --> 00:16:54,687 And now, huh? Now I do. 317 00:16:54,809 --> 00:16:58,358 - Because he was murdered. - God works in mysterious ways, no? 318 00:16:58,489 --> 00:17:02,277 Well, I suppose that's one way to explain it. 319 00:17:05,449 --> 00:17:07,246 Toodle-oo, Bucky. 320 00:17:07,369 --> 00:17:09,087 Dude. 321 00:17:09,209 --> 00:17:12,042 That old fossil really wants to share her milk and cookies with you... 322 00:17:12,169 --> 00:17:13,841 if you get my drift. 323 00:17:13,969 --> 00:17:16,403 Yeah, yeah. I get that a lot. 324 00:17:16,529 --> 00:17:18,884 - Yeah, I know what you mean. - No, you don't. 325 00:17:19,009 --> 00:17:22,922 When it comes to Alison, everyone is fair game. 326 00:17:23,049 --> 00:17:26,246 - Alison put the moves on you? - Check it out, man. I'm fresh. 327 00:17:26,369 --> 00:17:28,246 What about The Closer? 328 00:17:29,369 --> 00:17:32,441 Yeah. All the chicks dug The Closer. 329 00:17:32,569 --> 00:17:36,164 You know, but he was a huge fish in this dinky little pond. 330 00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:39,884 - With him gone, I am the hair apparent. - "Hair" apparent? 331 00:17:40,009 --> 00:17:43,206 That's what they call it, dude. Read a book. 332 00:17:43,329 --> 00:17:45,524 That's the wrong lane. It's number two! 333 00:17:46,889 --> 00:17:49,005 The splinters and chips dislodged from the inside... 334 00:17:49,129 --> 00:17:51,165 and shot through the brain matter. 335 00:17:51,289 --> 00:17:53,120 Okay, you do know that that hot sauce- 336 00:17:53,249 --> 00:17:55,524 the only thing it's doing is making the baby sweat. 337 00:17:55,649 --> 00:17:58,607 - My dad says that this always brings on labor. - Oh, yeah. 338 00:17:58,729 --> 00:18:02,768 And a rock-and-roll guitar god is definitely the go-to guy for obstetrics. 339 00:18:02,889 --> 00:18:06,325 Any idea what caused the damage to the nasal and ethamoid bones? 340 00:18:06,449 --> 00:18:08,883 Okay. I tried a two-by-four. 341 00:18:11,769 --> 00:18:13,646 Which would've caused the brain damage... 342 00:18:13,769 --> 00:18:17,079 but would've crushed the frontal bones, zygomatic bone and caused a LeFort fracture. 343 00:18:17,209 --> 00:18:19,769 We need something with a more concentrated force. 344 00:18:19,889 --> 00:18:22,039 Yeah. Maybe a hammer? 345 00:18:23,369 --> 00:18:26,122 Oof. Wow. That's nice, but a little too concentrated. 346 00:18:26,249 --> 00:18:28,524 - Can you zoom in a bit? - Yeah. 347 00:18:30,449 --> 00:18:33,009 We need a point of impact concentrated over the defined area... 348 00:18:33,129 --> 00:18:35,404 but with the energy dispersed around the edges. 349 00:18:35,529 --> 00:18:38,487 Right, yeah. Of course. Something with rounded edges. 350 00:18:38,609 --> 00:18:41,282 That way, the primary point of impact would be the nose... 351 00:18:41,409 --> 00:18:44,048 and the edges would account for the spidering. 352 00:18:44,169 --> 00:18:47,127 Well, it's not a bat. 353 00:18:47,249 --> 00:18:49,240 None of those match the fracture pattern. 354 00:18:50,529 --> 00:18:53,248 - Oh, my God. - What? Do you know what it is? 355 00:18:54,329 --> 00:18:56,081 - Oh, my God. - What? 356 00:18:56,209 --> 00:18:58,769 - What's the murder weapon, Angie? - Whoa. Are you kidding? 357 00:18:58,889 --> 00:19:01,198 Come on now. You're the expert. 358 00:19:01,329 --> 00:19:04,844 You've been jumping around all day, and when my water breaks, you don't even notice? 359 00:19:04,969 --> 00:19:07,847 - What? - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 360 00:19:07,969 --> 00:19:10,085 Okay. Here we go. Here we go. 361 00:19:10,209 --> 00:19:12,359 - It's showtime! - Okay. 362 00:19:12,489 --> 00:19:16,641 Okay. I'm calm, very calm. 363 00:19:16,769 --> 00:19:19,761 Okay? No panic. No hysteria. 364 00:19:19,889 --> 00:19:21,766 We can totally handle this, right, Angie? 365 00:19:21,889 --> 00:19:24,005 - Get the car! - Right! 366 00:19:24,129 --> 00:19:27,565 - Where the hell are my keys? - Oh! 367 00:19:33,329 --> 00:19:35,524 Now, that's what we call a contraction. 368 00:19:35,649 --> 00:19:38,482 Oh, God! That's what you call a contraction, you rotten old bat! 369 00:19:38,609 --> 00:19:40,884 I call it a fireball of pain! 370 00:19:41,009 --> 00:19:44,365 - She didn't mean that- the "rotten old bat" part. - I think I did. 371 00:19:44,489 --> 00:19:47,561 It's okay. Everyone reacts to the stress and pain of childbirth differently. 372 00:19:47,689 --> 00:19:50,123 - Believe me, I have seen it all. - I wouldn't bet on it. 373 00:19:50,249 --> 00:19:53,207 - Angela's a very unique individual. - Shut up, Hodgins! 374 00:19:53,329 --> 00:19:55,160 Your voice is incredibly annoying! 375 00:19:55,289 --> 00:19:57,598 We're gonna wait for the contractions to get a little closer together... 376 00:19:57,729 --> 00:19:59,162 before asking you to push. 377 00:19:59,289 --> 00:20:02,406 Oh, God. They get closer together? Wait a minute. I knew that. 378 00:20:02,529 --> 00:20:04,645 I knew that, right, honey? Didn't I know that? 379 00:20:05,769 --> 00:20:08,920 I'm sorry that I called you a rotten old bat. 380 00:20:09,049 --> 00:20:10,880 It's okay. And yes, you did know that. 381 00:20:11,009 --> 00:20:13,159 Angela, you know everything you need to know to have this baby. 382 00:20:13,289 --> 00:20:17,123 And what you forget, your husband will remind you. 383 00:20:17,249 --> 00:20:19,285 Huh? Uh- Ah- 384 00:20:19,409 --> 00:20:21,445 Doc. Doctor. Uh- 385 00:20:22,929 --> 00:20:24,328 Right. 386 00:20:24,449 --> 00:20:27,168 Okay, so- breathe through your nose. 387 00:20:27,289 --> 00:20:29,598 - Do not tell me what to do. - Okay. 388 00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:31,685 B-But- But coach me, like we practiced. 389 00:20:31,809 --> 00:20:34,528 - Those are mutually exclusive. - Don't argue with me! 390 00:20:34,649 --> 00:20:35,764 Right. 391 00:20:35,889 --> 00:20:38,244 ## 392 00:20:39,849 --> 00:20:42,317 - Hey. - Hey! How's it goin'? 393 00:20:42,449 --> 00:20:44,758 It's, you know, kinda hard to describe. 394 00:20:44,889 --> 00:20:48,359 This is great. This is really great. I am- I'm so ready for this. 395 00:20:48,489 --> 00:20:51,686 - Is it okay if I ask Hodgins a question? - Is it? 396 00:20:51,809 --> 00:20:53,800 Yeah. Yes. We're just lying around... 397 00:20:53,929 --> 00:20:56,284 waiting for these contractions to get closer together. 398 00:20:56,409 --> 00:20:57,728 Go for it, bud. 399 00:20:57,849 --> 00:21:00,682 Okay. I put that red flake we found into the mass spectrometer... 400 00:21:00,809 --> 00:21:02,845 but I don't really know how to read the results. 401 00:21:02,969 --> 00:21:04,482 Okay. I can help you with that. 402 00:21:04,609 --> 00:21:08,284 Also, um, I have no idea how to get the Angelatron to find the weapon. 403 00:21:08,409 --> 00:21:11,367 Oh, okay. Uh, you need to run it through my program. 404 00:21:11,489 --> 00:21:13,639 It's really easy. I'll- I'll help you through it. 405 00:21:13,769 --> 00:21:15,566 Hey. What's this? 406 00:21:15,689 --> 00:21:17,759 Hello, Dr. Banno. I'm Wendell Bray. We're solving a murder. 407 00:21:17,889 --> 00:21:20,767 I'm pretty sure we're supposed to be solving a baby. 408 00:21:20,889 --> 00:21:24,245 Um- Okay. So, Wendell, let me see the mass spec readings. 409 00:21:24,369 --> 00:21:27,327 Oh, We-Wendell, um... 410 00:21:27,449 --> 00:21:32,125 what you- what you need to do is run it through a program called Spatula. 411 00:21:32,249 --> 00:21:35,639 - Hey! Sherry, how's it goin'? - Oh, hey, Cam. 412 00:21:35,769 --> 00:21:38,124 We are solving a murder when we're supposed to be concentrating... 413 00:21:38,249 --> 00:21:39,762 on bringing a life into the world. 414 00:21:39,889 --> 00:21:43,120 Uh, contraction. Good stiff one, looks like. 415 00:21:43,249 --> 00:21:45,558 Hey, that's- that's polyurethane. 416 00:21:45,689 --> 00:21:48,647 - Did you say polyurethane? - Yeah, bowling balls are made of polyurethane. 417 00:21:48,769 --> 00:21:50,521 You know, that could be your murder weapon. 418 00:21:50,649 --> 00:21:53,209 - I'll run it through the Scapula. - It's Spatula. 419 00:21:53,329 --> 00:21:57,447 - Okay. Sorry, Ange. - Bye, and good luck, Angela. And you too, Sherry. 420 00:22:03,649 --> 00:22:06,607 - Oh-ho! - Yes! Eat it! 421 00:22:06,729 --> 00:22:10,244 - Rude. - A little sportsmanship, if you please. 422 00:22:10,369 --> 00:22:14,248 Sportsmanship is for losers and wannabes. I'll be in the arcade. 423 00:22:14,369 --> 00:22:18,760 Kid was raised by wolves till she killed and ate them all. 424 00:22:18,889 --> 00:22:20,641 - I'll get your ball for you, muffin. - Oh! 425 00:22:20,769 --> 00:22:23,567 Her daddy must've been a baker, 'cause that is a great set of buns. 426 00:22:23,689 --> 00:22:25,441 - Down, boy. - Aw, that's okay. 427 00:22:25,569 --> 00:22:28,447 You got your eye on her too. I get it. But all's fair, old man. 428 00:22:28,569 --> 00:22:31,037 I gotta warn you, I'm in the prime of my sexual magnetism. 429 00:22:32,449 --> 00:22:33,802 - Go, Buck! - Go, Buck! 430 00:22:33,929 --> 00:22:36,159 Come on, Buck! 431 00:22:36,289 --> 00:22:39,565 - Showtime! - Ooh. Oh! 432 00:22:39,689 --> 00:22:41,998 Ah. 433 00:22:42,129 --> 00:22:44,802 - Why are you bowling so badly? - My feet are killing me. 434 00:22:44,929 --> 00:22:47,363 This is Wanda. Talk to me. 435 00:22:47,489 --> 00:22:52,085 Hey, buddy! I need a pair of shoes that aren't gonna rot my feet! 436 00:22:53,209 --> 00:22:55,279 One with the ball. One with the lane. 437 00:22:55,409 --> 00:22:56,967 One with the pin. 438 00:22:57,089 --> 00:22:59,557 Come on. Let's go. 439 00:23:04,649 --> 00:23:07,402 - Boom! - Buck's on the truck! 440 00:23:07,529 --> 00:23:10,168 Drivin' the truck. Buck truck! 441 00:23:12,169 --> 00:23:14,478 He's a car thief. 442 00:23:14,609 --> 00:23:16,008 - What? - Blake. 443 00:23:16,129 --> 00:23:18,085 Isn't that the best thing about bowling- 444 00:23:18,209 --> 00:23:21,838 getting to meet a wide range of people? 445 00:23:21,969 --> 00:23:24,324 - Kid's a car thief? - A compulsive joyrider. 446 00:23:24,449 --> 00:23:27,600 Well, the guy who got killed- didn't he restore cars? 447 00:23:27,729 --> 00:23:30,880 Oh, that would make them natural enemies, I guess. 448 00:23:31,009 --> 00:23:32,681 I never thought of that. 449 00:23:33,809 --> 00:23:36,198 Maybe Blake killed Jeff. 450 00:23:37,209 --> 00:23:38,767 Hey, Alison, you're up. 451 00:23:40,409 --> 00:23:42,127 Later. 452 00:23:43,969 --> 00:23:46,244 - Wendell identified the murder weapon. - Well, great. It's about time. 453 00:23:46,369 --> 00:23:48,929 - What is it? - A bowling ball. 454 00:23:52,689 --> 00:23:54,486 Oh, I got a great idea. I'll tell you what. 455 00:23:54,609 --> 00:23:57,043 Why don't you use your murder ray there and look in Blake's bag. 456 00:23:57,169 --> 00:23:59,763 It's not a murder ray. It's an ultraviolet light. Why? 457 00:23:59,889 --> 00:24:02,164 Why? Because they're natural enemies. 458 00:24:03,649 --> 00:24:05,401 Distract- 459 00:24:06,969 --> 00:24:08,607 Hey! What do you think you're doing? 460 00:24:08,729 --> 00:24:12,324 Are you tampering with his equipment? 'Cause that is a grievous league violation! 461 00:24:12,449 --> 00:24:13,802 No, no, no. She's just lookin'. 462 00:24:13,929 --> 00:24:15,965 Hey, what's up with the black light? 463 00:24:16,089 --> 00:24:20,401 I'm just looking to see if you used any substance to change the surface of your ball. 464 00:24:20,529 --> 00:24:22,360 Right, like, uh, baby powder for your grip. 465 00:24:22,489 --> 00:24:25,049 - I don't cheat. - Yeah, but you steal cars. 466 00:24:25,169 --> 00:24:28,206 That would make me a thief and not a cheater. 467 00:24:28,329 --> 00:24:30,638 You know what we should do is just call over to The Raven. 468 00:24:30,769 --> 00:24:33,920 - Why? No. Please. - Well, to become our unbalanced mediator. 469 00:24:34,049 --> 00:24:35,846 - Is there a problem here? - Hey. 470 00:24:35,969 --> 00:24:38,642 - No problem. - I got my eye on you Thunderballs. 471 00:24:38,769 --> 00:24:40,487 You know why? 472 00:24:40,609 --> 00:24:42,725 'Cause Jeff Fowler got what he deserved... 473 00:24:42,849 --> 00:24:44,646 and so does anyone else who cheats! 474 00:24:44,769 --> 00:24:46,441 We don't cheat! 475 00:24:47,529 --> 00:24:50,248 - I bet he killed Jeff. - Why's that? 476 00:24:50,369 --> 00:24:54,408 Well, because Jeff superglued The Raven's hand into his bowling ball... 477 00:24:54,529 --> 00:24:57,965 at a Dialing for Dollars Bowl-A-Thon a couple of years ago. 478 00:24:58,089 --> 00:25:00,842 Yeah, you can see it on the interwebs computer. It's very funny. 479 00:25:00,969 --> 00:25:03,164 The Raven has never competed again. 480 00:25:03,289 --> 00:25:05,598 They say sometimes, if you walk by the bowling alley at night... 481 00:25:05,729 --> 00:25:08,562 you can hear him yelling at God and swearing revenge! 482 00:25:10,489 --> 00:25:13,799 So what I want you to do is I want you to call Sweets, right, have The Raven picked up... 483 00:25:13,929 --> 00:25:17,239 so we can have him checked out for a case of the killer crazies. 484 00:25:19,489 --> 00:25:23,368 - Everything looks great. - No, it is not great! 485 00:25:23,489 --> 00:25:26,720 It is not great! I want this thing out of me, and it is staying in. 486 00:25:26,849 --> 00:25:28,601 Would you like to reconsider an epidural? 487 00:25:28,729 --> 00:25:30,321 Hey, yeah. Why not, Ange? 488 00:25:30,449 --> 00:25:33,919 Because natural childbirth is a beautiful, beautiful thing! 489 00:25:34,049 --> 00:25:35,846 - Okay. - Excuse me, Dr. Banno. 490 00:25:35,969 --> 00:25:37,721 You're blocking the, uh- 491 00:25:37,849 --> 00:25:41,046 Hey, according to Dr. Brennan, "bowling ball" wasn't specific enough. 492 00:25:41,169 --> 00:25:42,841 Dude, what do you want us to do about it? 493 00:25:42,969 --> 00:25:46,848 You have to program a series of variables into the Angelatron... 494 00:25:46,969 --> 00:25:48,561 which mimic a spread of- 495 00:25:48,689 --> 00:25:51,078 Oh, God Almighty! A spread of- 496 00:25:51,209 --> 00:25:53,165 Take me now! 497 00:25:53,289 --> 00:25:56,406 - A spread of variables with Mars, Saturn and Uranus! 498 00:25:56,529 --> 00:25:58,838 - Oh, babe! - I'll figure it out myself. 499 00:26:04,449 --> 00:26:06,804 Tod Balacleets, The Raven. 500 00:26:10,849 --> 00:26:14,000 That effectively ended your career. 501 00:26:14,129 --> 00:26:17,360 I'm a tournament director now. People respect me. 502 00:26:17,489 --> 00:26:20,208 Right. But your true desire was to be a professional bowler... 503 00:26:20,329 --> 00:26:22,206 and you would have attained that desire... 504 00:26:22,329 --> 00:26:25,605 if Jeff Fowler hadn't put superglue in your bowling ball. 505 00:26:25,729 --> 00:26:28,402 - It was just a prank. - Which ruined your life. 506 00:26:28,529 --> 00:26:30,326 I was a great bowler... 507 00:26:30,449 --> 00:26:33,600 but after what Fowler did, I never trusted my release again. 508 00:26:33,729 --> 00:26:37,608 Fate can be unkind, but you can't fight it. 509 00:26:37,729 --> 00:26:41,119 But... you can take revenge... 510 00:26:41,249 --> 00:26:43,558 on the deliverer of that fate. 511 00:26:43,689 --> 00:26:45,725 The guy who stole your- your life. 512 00:26:45,849 --> 00:26:49,000 Now, you keep saying that he ruined my life... 513 00:26:49,129 --> 00:26:51,359 but I supervise 12 leagues. 514 00:26:51,489 --> 00:26:53,639 I have the respect of my peers. I have a family. 515 00:26:53,769 --> 00:26:57,603 Well, sort of. The woman that I see sometimes, her stepkid seems to like me. 516 00:26:57,729 --> 00:26:59,799 I am a well-respected official. 517 00:26:59,929 --> 00:27:03,604 You know, it could be said that you dress in black and take revenge on real bowlers... 518 00:27:03,729 --> 00:27:07,642 by humiliating them in the guise of officialdom. 519 00:27:09,129 --> 00:27:10,847 Are you being so cruel to me in the hopes of getting... 520 00:27:10,969 --> 00:27:14,644 some kind of crazy murderer response? 521 00:27:14,769 --> 00:27:16,248 Yeah. Yeah, I am. 522 00:27:16,369 --> 00:27:18,405 That's extremely coldhearted. 523 00:27:18,529 --> 00:27:20,679 - It's my job. - Well, how did I do? 524 00:27:20,809 --> 00:27:23,528 Quite well, actually, but we still need you to provide an alibi... 525 00:27:23,649 --> 00:27:25,321 for your whereabouts on the 14th. 526 00:27:25,449 --> 00:27:28,361 I was bowling over at the Granville Lanes. 527 00:27:28,489 --> 00:27:31,128 No one knows me there, so I'm less self-conscious. 528 00:27:31,249 --> 00:27:33,843 So you're saying there's no one to vouch for you? 529 00:27:35,049 --> 00:27:37,404 Well, someone must have seen me there, right? 530 00:27:37,529 --> 00:27:39,918 I am The Raven. 531 00:27:42,449 --> 00:27:46,408 Okay. We are in Spatula, I think. 532 00:27:46,529 --> 00:27:48,485 This should get us a variety of bowling balls. 533 00:27:48,609 --> 00:27:51,442 Then we can run different scenarios to determine the weight. 534 00:27:51,569 --> 00:27:54,447 - Very good. She always makes this look so difficult. - I know. 535 00:27:55,889 --> 00:27:58,722 - Oh! - I'm not sure that was right. 536 00:27:58,849 --> 00:28:00,407 l-I know. I know. 537 00:28:01,489 --> 00:28:03,002 ... in the councils of government- 538 00:28:03,129 --> 00:28:05,927 Okay, I'm pretty sure he's not the killer. 539 00:28:06,049 --> 00:28:07,721 by the military- 540 00:28:07,849 --> 00:28:11,080 - What are you doing? - I am not really qualified to do this. 541 00:28:11,209 --> 00:28:14,167 - Oh! Whoa, Mr. Bray. - Uh- Look, maybe I should just ask Angela. 542 00:28:15,529 --> 00:28:17,645 Ah. l-ls this a good time? 543 00:28:17,769 --> 00:28:20,329 I don't wanna rush you, but, um, you've got less than a minute... 544 00:28:20,449 --> 00:28:22,440 before the next contraction now, Wendell. 545 00:28:22,569 --> 00:28:26,084 Oh, uh, right. Okay. Uh, this thing doesn't work. It started out all right, but- 546 00:28:26,209 --> 00:28:28,200 A million images started flying by, and- 547 00:28:28,329 --> 00:28:30,399 Oh, my God. Did you hit purge? 548 00:28:30,529 --> 00:28:32,326 Hey, hey! Get away from my equipment! 549 00:28:32,449 --> 00:28:35,566 - Do you want me to- - No. Walk away, Wendell. Don't touch anything! 550 00:28:35,689 --> 00:28:37,122 Go. Walk away. 551 00:28:37,249 --> 00:28:39,638 Okay. We're going. 552 00:28:39,769 --> 00:28:42,158 Let's try breathing, okay? Four short breaths. 553 00:28:42,289 --> 00:28:44,519 Heeh, heeh, hah, hah. Heeh, heeh, hah, hah. 554 00:28:44,649 --> 00:28:48,005 Oh, God! Shut up! You sound like a quacking duck! 555 00:28:48,129 --> 00:28:50,199 Oh, God! Okay. 556 00:28:51,169 --> 00:28:53,285 Come on, Buck! Come on! 557 00:28:53,409 --> 00:28:55,718 Come on, Buck. 558 00:28:58,289 --> 00:29:01,918 We're doomed. We only needed two pins to win, and you left them both standing! 559 00:29:02,049 --> 00:29:05,598 - I still got another ball. - Yeah, right. A 7-10 split. 560 00:29:05,729 --> 00:29:08,926 It's highly improbable- statistically approaching the impossible. 561 00:29:09,049 --> 00:29:12,485 Sometimes when you speak, it's like you watch PBS on purpose. 562 00:29:12,609 --> 00:29:14,679 You need two pins. I'll get two pins. 563 00:29:24,249 --> 00:29:26,046 - Ho-waah! - Oh! 564 00:29:26,169 --> 00:29:27,887 Hey. 565 00:29:28,009 --> 00:29:29,840 Booyah! 566 00:29:29,969 --> 00:29:32,358 Something is wrong. He shouldn't have been able to do that. 567 00:29:32,489 --> 00:29:36,084 - Honey, give the man his props. - Well, I'd like to, but it's simply improbable. 568 00:29:41,769 --> 00:29:45,682 Okay. Force equals mass times acceleration. Okay. 569 00:29:45,809 --> 00:29:48,528 To break a nose, you need a very low force with a large mass- 570 00:29:48,649 --> 00:29:51,447 say around 30 g's, or- 571 00:29:51,569 --> 00:29:53,366 No, no, no. Hmm. 572 00:29:53,489 --> 00:29:55,366 This is like watching Michelle do her homework. 573 00:29:55,489 --> 00:29:57,047 Maybe I should try to- Oh, wait! 574 00:29:57,169 --> 00:29:59,205 - Hey! - Uh, do you need me to- 575 00:29:59,329 --> 00:30:02,207 Because the amount of force it takes to break the victim's nose is so low... 576 00:30:02,329 --> 00:30:05,560 it means that the mass and acceleration must be fairly low as well. 577 00:30:05,689 --> 00:30:09,045 So, in fact, any mass over 2.26 kilograms... 578 00:30:09,169 --> 00:30:12,241 wielded at almost any acceleration would be too much damage. 579 00:30:13,769 --> 00:30:16,966 - So, 2.26 kilograms. - Five pounds. 580 00:30:17,089 --> 00:30:19,478 The ball could not have weighed more than five pounds. 581 00:30:22,849 --> 00:30:25,647 - What are you doing? - Looking through Amber's laptop. 582 00:30:25,769 --> 00:30:27,566 Don't you need a warrant for that? 583 00:30:27,689 --> 00:30:31,682 If Buck and I ever have a child, she will not turn out like Amber. 584 00:30:31,809 --> 00:30:33,606 Yeah, Temperance, it's just us monkeys. 585 00:30:33,729 --> 00:30:35,606 You don't have to keep up your cover story. 586 00:30:35,729 --> 00:30:37,959 I find it helpful to remain in character. 587 00:30:38,089 --> 00:30:41,479 - See how she improves month to month? - Yeah, very impressive. 588 00:30:41,609 --> 00:30:45,363 - These are all the statistics from lane 12. - Yeah, so? 589 00:30:45,489 --> 00:30:49,641 So, there have been some very difficult splits made in lane 12, including Booth's. 590 00:30:49,769 --> 00:30:52,078 You- You think Amber falsified her records? 591 00:30:52,209 --> 00:30:54,848 I think she tampered with the lane. 592 00:30:54,969 --> 00:30:58,245 My feet are itching like crazy. Don't you fumigate these? 593 00:30:58,369 --> 00:31:00,166 - You wear a size 12? - Yeah. 594 00:31:00,289 --> 00:31:02,484 Probably got Fowler's shoes. He never wore socks. 595 00:31:02,609 --> 00:31:04,486 His feet stunk. We all hated it. 596 00:31:04,609 --> 00:31:06,725 Superstitious bastard. 597 00:31:06,849 --> 00:31:10,080 How do you calibrate the, uh, pinsetters? 598 00:31:10,209 --> 00:31:12,086 I don't do anything. Computers do it all. 599 00:31:12,209 --> 00:31:14,598 So, someone could reset the pin placement? 600 00:31:14,729 --> 00:31:16,799 Yeah, I guess. I don't really give a crap. 601 00:31:16,929 --> 00:31:20,160 - What? - I was right. You never could've gotten that 7-10 split. 602 00:31:20,289 --> 00:31:22,519 So you gotta keep givin' up hope on me there? 603 00:31:22,649 --> 00:31:25,163 Oh. Someone got into the computer system... 604 00:31:25,289 --> 00:31:29,043 and recalibrated lane 12 so the pins set closer together. 605 00:31:29,169 --> 00:31:31,524 That's why Fowler thought that lane 12 was lucky. 606 00:31:31,649 --> 00:31:34,083 - It's easier to bowl strikes and get splits. - I'll be damned. 607 00:31:34,209 --> 00:31:36,848 Sweets was right. Fowler was a cheat. 608 00:31:36,969 --> 00:31:40,120 This is Wanda at the bowling alley. 609 00:31:40,249 --> 00:31:43,321 The size and shape of the injury indicates that he was killed with a bowling ball... 610 00:31:43,449 --> 00:31:45,838 but the ball would have to be five pounds or less. 611 00:31:45,969 --> 00:31:49,166 What, a child's bowling ball? Thanks, Wendell. 612 00:31:49,289 --> 00:31:51,359 What's he saying- it's a kid's ball? 613 00:31:51,489 --> 00:31:53,639 - It appears so. - Huh. 614 00:31:53,769 --> 00:31:56,363 Hey, what if it wasn't Fowler who rigged the lane? 615 00:31:56,489 --> 00:31:58,047 What if it was Amber? 616 00:31:58,169 --> 00:32:00,967 - Fowler figures it out. - She kills him. 617 00:32:01,089 --> 00:32:03,887 If we ever had a child like that- 618 00:32:04,009 --> 00:32:07,843 Oh-ho! That's never, ever gonna happen, Wanda. Never. 619 00:32:10,009 --> 00:32:13,763 This is Wanda, the bowler, at the bowling tournament, bowling. 620 00:32:13,889 --> 00:32:15,720 Dr. Brennan? I'm here with Dr. Hodgins. 621 00:32:15,849 --> 00:32:17,567 Is he back from the baby being born? 622 00:32:17,689 --> 00:32:21,125 Oh, no. Angela's still in labor. She's... stalled or something. 623 00:32:21,249 --> 00:32:25,128 Listen. Tell her that bowling balls- they don't flake, okay? They chip. 624 00:32:25,249 --> 00:32:26,841 He said bowling balls don't flake. 625 00:32:26,969 --> 00:32:30,325 - What do they do? - Uh, they chip. Is there a difference? 626 00:32:30,449 --> 00:32:32,804 This is my area, okay, Wendell? 627 00:32:32,929 --> 00:32:34,567 We're almost there. 628 00:32:34,689 --> 00:32:37,487 Chips, flakes, shards, fragments, slivers, chunks... 629 00:32:37,609 --> 00:32:39,839 lumps, shavings, snippets. 630 00:32:39,969 --> 00:32:43,928 - This is what I do! - Okay. Everybody is getting a little cranky now. 631 00:32:44,049 --> 00:32:45,926 If what you found was a flake... 632 00:32:46,049 --> 00:32:49,439 that suggests that the murder weapon was not a bowling ball. 633 00:32:49,569 --> 00:32:51,878 Then what else is made of polyurethane and flakes? 634 00:32:52,009 --> 00:32:54,967 This type of polyurethane meets national traffic safety standards. 635 00:32:55,089 --> 00:32:58,240 You're looking for motorcycle helmets with red sparkles. 636 00:32:58,369 --> 00:33:01,042 Uh, he says we're looking for a motorcycle helmet with red sparkles. 637 00:33:01,169 --> 00:33:03,046 Thank you. 638 00:33:03,169 --> 00:33:05,967 Ye- She said thank you and hung up. 639 00:33:06,089 --> 00:33:08,808 - How's it going there, buddy? - Good news. 640 00:33:08,929 --> 00:33:11,807 It's time to push. 641 00:33:11,929 --> 00:33:14,648 - It's time to push. - It's gonna be all right now. 642 00:33:14,769 --> 00:33:16,885 - Okay. - Come on. Take a breath. 643 00:33:17,009 --> 00:33:18,920 Okay. 644 00:33:19,049 --> 00:33:20,368 Ready? 645 00:33:20,489 --> 00:33:21,638 - Yeah. - Yeah. 646 00:33:22,609 --> 00:33:24,167 Max. Max! 647 00:33:25,449 --> 00:33:28,600 - Who owns a motorcycle? - George Clooney does. 648 00:33:28,729 --> 00:33:30,447 No. Booth means in the league. 649 00:33:31,889 --> 00:33:33,845 - Nobody. - Aw, this sucks. 650 00:33:33,969 --> 00:33:36,039 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 651 00:33:36,169 --> 00:33:37,682 He does. 652 00:33:37,809 --> 00:33:39,447 - The shoe guy? - Yeah. 653 00:33:40,889 --> 00:33:42,607 We're up! Let's go. 654 00:33:42,729 --> 00:33:45,323 - Well, we quit. - What? 655 00:33:45,449 --> 00:33:47,485 - Hercules! - We have to catch a killer. 656 00:33:47,609 --> 00:33:50,442 And then we have to go visit our friend in the hospital. You understand. 657 00:33:50,569 --> 00:33:53,003 - Hercules, they're bailing! - You're forfeiting? 658 00:33:53,129 --> 00:33:55,597 - What? I don't wanna win like that! - Hey, a win is a win. 659 00:33:55,729 --> 00:33:57,640 - I'm okay with this. - Oh, I'm not okay with that. 660 00:34:04,049 --> 00:34:07,246 - Uh, what are you doing to my helmet? - Looks like blood. 661 00:34:07,369 --> 00:34:11,123 Everybody! Everybody, get back to the game! 662 00:34:11,249 --> 00:34:13,809 Listen, kid, there are things more important than your bowling average. 663 00:34:13,929 --> 00:34:16,443 Do not mess with me, you mullet-haired hick! 664 00:34:16,569 --> 00:34:19,367 Listen, kid. I'm with the F.B.I. I'm an F.B.I. agent. 665 00:34:19,489 --> 00:34:22,925 You watch your mouth! Hey, you! You're under arrest for the murder of Jeff Fowler. 666 00:34:23,049 --> 00:34:24,687 - You run, I swear I'll shoot you. - Ow! 667 00:34:24,809 --> 00:34:27,198 - Whoa! - Dad! 668 00:34:27,329 --> 00:34:29,604 He was gonna run. I saw it in his eyes. 669 00:34:29,729 --> 00:34:32,448 You know what? You'd have killed him too. He never washed his feet. 670 00:34:32,569 --> 00:34:36,039 I mean, look at my hands! All of my fingernails fell off. 671 00:34:36,169 --> 00:34:39,206 And then my girlfriend left me for The Raven, and I really liked her kid. 672 00:34:39,329 --> 00:34:41,718 I didn't even hit him that hard. It was just a tap. 673 00:34:41,849 --> 00:34:43,840 Couldn't you go easy on him? 674 00:34:43,969 --> 00:34:47,518 - Yeah, Jeff Fowler was a pretty terrible guy. - Let him go. 675 00:34:47,649 --> 00:34:49,640 - Yeah. - Go easy on him? 676 00:34:49,769 --> 00:34:52,078 You ruined everything! 677 00:34:52,209 --> 00:34:54,006 No. Stop her. 678 00:34:56,729 --> 00:34:59,402 You are a horrible child. 679 00:35:01,929 --> 00:35:05,001 That's good, Ange! Good, Angie! 680 00:35:05,129 --> 00:35:07,404 We're very close. 681 00:35:08,169 --> 00:35:09,568 - Hi. - Hi. 682 00:35:09,689 --> 00:35:11,520 Hi. 683 00:35:11,649 --> 00:35:14,800 I wanna talk about if the baby is blind. 684 00:35:14,929 --> 00:35:16,681 - Now? - Yeah. Yeah, now. 685 00:35:16,809 --> 00:35:18,367 Okay. Okay. 686 00:35:18,489 --> 00:35:21,401 Well- Well, yeah. We're- We're ready for that. 687 00:35:21,529 --> 00:35:22,803 - Yeah? - Yeah. 688 00:35:22,929 --> 00:35:26,319 - Yeah, we're ready, right? - Totally. 689 00:35:26,449 --> 00:35:29,885 It'll only take a moment to check your baby's eyes, and I won't keep you waiting. 690 00:35:30,009 --> 00:35:31,408 Trust me. 691 00:35:32,449 --> 00:35:34,007 Hey, hey. 692 00:35:35,809 --> 00:35:39,597 Have I ever told you how- how wonderful your voice is? 693 00:35:39,729 --> 00:35:42,721 It's like hot tea and- and honey. 694 00:35:42,849 --> 00:35:46,637 Any child who has a father with a voice like yours is just- 695 00:35:48,649 --> 00:35:52,403 Have I ever told you how good you smell... 696 00:35:52,529 --> 00:35:54,918 and- and how soft your skin is... 697 00:35:55,049 --> 00:35:58,200 and how every time you take my hand... 698 00:35:58,329 --> 00:36:02,447 I feel your whole life vibrating with mine? 699 00:36:02,569 --> 00:36:07,324 My God, you're gonna be wonderful parents, no matter what happens. 700 00:36:11,289 --> 00:36:14,759 - Oh, God! - Okay. Push, Ange! 701 00:36:14,889 --> 00:36:16,959 - This is the one. Here we go! - Oh, my God! 702 00:36:17,089 --> 00:36:19,444 Go, Ange, go! 703 00:36:19,569 --> 00:36:21,161 That's it! That's it! 704 00:36:24,009 --> 00:36:28,287 # I could offer you a warm embrace # 705 00:36:29,529 --> 00:36:34,080 # To make you feel my love # 706 00:36:34,209 --> 00:36:37,804 # When the evening shadows # 707 00:36:37,929 --> 00:36:40,568 - # And the stars appear # - Oh, God! 708 00:36:40,689 --> 00:36:43,840 # And there is no one there to dry your tears # 709 00:36:43,969 --> 00:36:45,322 He's here. 710 00:36:45,449 --> 00:36:47,121 - He's here. - "He"? 711 00:36:47,249 --> 00:36:49,046 It's a boy. 712 00:36:49,609 --> 00:36:51,679 He's here. 713 00:36:51,809 --> 00:36:53,640 Give me just a moment. 714 00:36:53,769 --> 00:36:57,000 # To make you feel my love # 715 00:36:57,129 --> 00:36:58,687 We're a family. 716 00:36:58,809 --> 00:37:03,929 # I know you haven't made your mind up yet # 717 00:37:05,489 --> 00:37:09,482 # But I will never do you wrong # 718 00:37:11,369 --> 00:37:14,167 # I've known it from the moment # 719 00:37:14,289 --> 00:37:16,849 # That we met # 720 00:37:16,969 --> 00:37:18,721 # No doubt in my mind # 721 00:37:18,849 --> 00:37:21,488 # Where you belong # 722 00:37:22,769 --> 00:37:25,124 # I could make you happy # 723 00:37:25,249 --> 00:37:28,764 # Make your dreams come true # 724 00:37:30,889 --> 00:37:33,722 Your son's vision is fine. 725 00:37:33,849 --> 00:37:36,647 Everything about him is just fine. 726 00:37:36,769 --> 00:37:40,000 # Go to the ends of the earth for you # 727 00:37:41,089 --> 00:37:44,399 # To make you feel my love # 728 00:37:47,289 --> 00:37:53,125 # I know you haven't made your mind up yet # 729 00:37:53,249 --> 00:37:57,800 # But I will never do you wrong # 730 00:38:00,329 --> 00:38:04,720 # I've known it from the moment that we met # 731 00:38:04,849 --> 00:38:09,286 # No doubt in my mind where you belong # 732 00:38:13,529 --> 00:38:16,248 Everybody, I would like you to meet my son... 733 00:38:16,369 --> 00:38:20,282 Michael Stacato Vincent Hodgins. 734 00:38:27,009 --> 00:38:28,965 Congratulations. 735 00:38:35,009 --> 00:38:37,125 - He's beautiful. - # I'd go hungry # 736 00:38:37,249 --> 00:38:40,639 - # I'd go black and blue # - Hey! 737 00:38:40,769 --> 00:38:43,806 These are your friends. These are your friends. 738 00:38:43,929 --> 00:38:45,840 Congratulations, brother. 739 00:38:47,129 --> 00:38:50,917 # No, there's nothing that I wouldn't do # 740 00:38:51,049 --> 00:38:53,483 - Hi. - Hi. 741 00:38:53,609 --> 00:38:55,679 # To make you feel my love # 742 00:38:55,809 --> 00:38:57,720 What was it like? 743 00:38:57,849 --> 00:39:00,283 It was wonderful... 744 00:39:00,409 --> 00:39:02,320 and beautiful. 745 00:39:06,409 --> 00:39:08,604 It was a dream. 746 00:39:11,689 --> 00:39:15,921 Look at this guy. 747 00:39:16,049 --> 00:39:17,562 It's from Booth too. 748 00:39:17,689 --> 00:39:19,407 Thank you. 749 00:39:22,929 --> 00:39:24,647 # The storms are raging on the roaring sea # 750 00:39:24,769 --> 00:39:27,886 - They looked so happy. - Yeah, well, they had a baby. 751 00:39:28,009 --> 00:39:30,921 Their whole lives have changed. You'd think they'd be a little more apprehensive. 752 00:39:31,049 --> 00:39:34,485 Well, you know, having a baby- that's a good thing. 753 00:39:34,609 --> 00:39:38,443 - Y-You really think that? - Yeah, it's a great thing. What- What? 754 00:39:40,289 --> 00:39:43,406 Oh, come on, Bones. Look, the baby- the baby's fine. 755 00:39:43,529 --> 00:39:45,724 It's healthy. They had a healthy baby, all right? 756 00:39:45,849 --> 00:39:49,762 They love each other. This is the happiest day of their lives, okay? 757 00:39:51,849 --> 00:39:53,407 What? 758 00:39:56,529 --> 00:39:59,566 I'm- I'm pregnant. 759 00:39:59,689 --> 00:40:03,159 # Go to the ends of the earth for you # 760 00:40:03,289 --> 00:40:05,041 You're the father. 761 00:40:05,169 --> 00:40:09,287 # To make you feel my love # 762 00:40:10,849 --> 00:40:13,966 # To make you feel my love ## 763 00:40:50,529 --> 00:40:51,803 What's that mean? 764 00:40:53,689 --> 00:40:54,678 English - US - SDH