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Excuse me, may I ask
what the special is today?

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What does it look like?

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Honestly, I wouldn't know
where to start.

4
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It's beef stew, Einstein.
Maybe it will put some meat

5
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on those puny chicken
arms of yours. Next.

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Hey, dork.

7
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What'd you get me
for lunch today?

8
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Trevor, give me back my food.

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Or what? What,
are you gonna tell a teacher?

10
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Yes, the school has a
anti-bullying policy, Trevor.

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You're such an idiot, Heller.

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Actually, a more appropriate
invective would be "nerd".

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An idiot would be
better exemplified...

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You see this stew?

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My stew.
Yeah,

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well, I'm gonna eat it and there
is nothing you can do about it,

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idiot.

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Mmm, mmm.

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That is so good,

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and I still have my lunch money.

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Wow.

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Damn.

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<i>Quel dommage.</i>

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You broke a bicuspid.

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I didn't break anything.

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What the...

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The stew...

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Oh, it's people!

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The stew!

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It-It's people!

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It's people!

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Mmm.

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Oh, that is by far, hands down,

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the best chili I've ever had.

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Really?

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The diner must have employed
a more accomplished chef

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while we were on our honeymoon.

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No, Bones, there's no new chef.

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It's the same chili as always.

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I don't understand.

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You said...
We're married, Bones.

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The sun is brighter,
the air is, it's crisper.

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The food tastes better than ever.

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Air quality
and the sun's thermonuclear core

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have nothing to do with...
Love,

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Bones, love.
It changes everything.

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I mean, don't you
feel different

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now that you're married?

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My left hand does.

50
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I'm very aware of the ring,

51
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but I'll adapt.

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That's very big of you.

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Well, no, it's nothing, really,

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because I love you.

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Right, good answer.

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Mmm.

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Booth.

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They found the body in what?

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Is everything all right, Booth?

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I lost my appetite.

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Why?
Hold that.

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My boss doesn't like this one.

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Federal programs paying

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for cannibalism
isn't sitting pretty

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on Capitol Hill.

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The gonion angle of the mandible

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indicates the victim was male.

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What kind sick mind serves
a person to kids?

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Maybe one of them wasn't ready
for a pop quiz.

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Are all the teachers
accounted for?

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Yeah.
My question is how did he

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get in the stew?
Well, wait a second,

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is that a student,
because, you know,

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if the school was serving kids,

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the press
is gonna eat us alive.

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Wear on the right central
incisor

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suggest age is mid-40s.

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That's something.
And the marbling

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on this piece is consistent
with human musculature.

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Ooh, tongue.

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Size and shape also human.

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The way the bones are cut
and crushed,

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the victim was processed.

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Processed?

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Oh, I agree, the tissue

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shows evidence
of being marinated.

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Are you saying he came in a can?

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Most definitely.

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This is why
I only buy free-range.

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Keep me informed, <i>cherie.</i>

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I have a... lunch.

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All right,
let's pack this up

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and whisk it back
to the Jeffersonian.

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Come on.

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This is all the stew
that's been processed recently.

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These cans are all

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from the same batch that
the school board purchased.

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None of the remains we found

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were larger
than six centimeters in length.

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That sounds
like he must have gone

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through the meat processor.

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It cuts uniformly
with very little waste.

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What about the cameras
on the factory floor?

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None that I know of,

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but I'm in research
and development primarily.

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Our CEO, Sam Gifford,
can fill you in on security.

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He's flying in
from his place in Colorado.

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Chip fragment

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of a spinous process.
Whoa, wait a second,

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you're saying he's spread out
through all these cans?

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Seems that way.
I don't understand

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how this could've happened.

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We make a good product.

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We put in an abundance

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of nutrients, flavorings...

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And people.

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So are all these cans

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accounted for?
I had drivers

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picking up every can
from that batch.

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They're all here.
Seems that the school

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was the only place
that served it.

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How did this batch
even pass inspection?

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Human remains have
a different fat content.

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Not to mention...
It was inspected.

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All our product is,

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and this batch underperformed
the quality check,

127
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which is why it was diverted
to a second-tier market

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and not sold
to a grocery store.

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Public schools are
a second-tier market?

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Good luck spinning that
at the PTA.

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Clearly, this was just
a horrible accident.

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Someone must have fallen
into the machine.

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No, this was no accident, Booth.

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There were no clothes

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and the cooked tissue
shows no signs of bruising

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along the incision lines.

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Oh, my God.

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"Oh, my God," what?
The victim was killed

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prior to being fed
into the meat processor.

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Canned murder? Oh.

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That's a first.

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Whoa, how's it going?

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Revolting.

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All part of the job.

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It doesn't phase me
in the least.

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Have you had this one tested
for mental illness?

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Yes.

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And I passed.

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I find that very
hard to believe.

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Okay, let me be more specific,
have you found

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more human body parts?

156
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I have.
There are fragments

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of human bone in every can,

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so it makes sense that

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the meat chunks are also human,

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but that's your area.

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Thank you for reminding me.

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Ooh, right zygomatic.

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Angela needs

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a complete skull
as soon as possible

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so she can start
the facial reconstruction.

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Remodeling along
the anterior aspect

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of the frontal skull bone.

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How are you gonna do
a full tox screen

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when all the human meat
has been heated up

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to the point of sterilization?

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Cross my fingers and hope
something survived the process.

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Not so sure

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that finger crossing

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is the best method,

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scientifically.

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Infuriating, right?

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This remodeling is dated.

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This incision is consistent

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with a frontal craniotomy scar.

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The victim underwent

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brain surgery.

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We can cross-reference
the surgical technique.

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The precision is exquisite.

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No jagged lines,
diamond excise shape.

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There couldn't be more

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than two or three neurosurgeons
that could've done this.

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The squints haven't found
any clothing.

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So he was killed, stripped

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and tossed into
the meat mulcher.

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Oh, for God's sake,
I wish I'd gone

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into modern dance
like my mother wanted.

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All right, look, I
think we can assume

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that the murder and the mulching

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both happened at the same place.

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Got a hit here.

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Squints I.D.'d the victim.

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Howard Compton, 41.

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He had an
operation for anosmia.

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He was bald?
He couldn't smell.

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Chemist, biologist,
psychophysicist.

201
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He was a food scientist.
Says here

202
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he invented Lava Chips.

203
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Lava Chips?
I mean, come on.

204
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That's, like,
the best snack ever.

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I love them.
Right?

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I find them a bit spicy.

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That's 'cause they're made from lava.
Well, not literally.

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Yeah, they are, actually.
Reported missing

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by his business partner,
Agatha Blume, five days ago.

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You talk to her.

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What are you gonna do?

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Inform the press
that you're making great headway

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in catching the murderer

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who turned a school full
of children into cannibals.

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Well, yeah,
that's important, too.

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Yeah.

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Oh, don't rush off.

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I want to dish
about married life.

219
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It's perplexing, actually.

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Ever since the wedding,
Booth seems to think

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that everything
is miraculously evolved.

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Food tastes better,
sex is more passionate,

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even the sun is hotter,

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which I tell him is merely due
to climate change.

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Are you really telling me
that you don't feel

226
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any different
now that you're married?

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00:08:09,931 --> 00:08:11,232
Why would I?

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Our situation
is essentially unchanged.

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I think the wedding happened
too quickly for you.

230
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There was no natural transition.

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You didn't even have

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a bachelorette party
to help you say good-bye

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to your single life.

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We have to fix that.

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But I'm already married.
I know, sweetie,

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but it's not official until
you have a bachelorette party.

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We could have

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a potluck dinner
with our husbands

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and significant others.

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That's not a party.

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I'm talking
about a girl's night out.

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Like booze

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and flirting and dancing
and more booze

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and more flirting.

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Thank you, but no.

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I should go.

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Booth is waiting for me.

248
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Booth comes first now, huh?

249
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That's not true.

250
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Christine comes first,

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then Booth.

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Do I even make the top ten?

253
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Definitely.

254
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Bachelorette party, seriously?

255
00:09:12,427 --> 00:09:13,727
Yes.

256
00:09:13,762 --> 00:09:15,830
I told her it was
a little late for that.

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Then she asked me

258
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if she was still
in my top ten people.

259
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Oh, boy.
Which she is,

260
00:09:21,570 --> 00:09:23,090
even though
you don't like her anymore.

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Oh, geez.
Why do you keep uttering

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nonspecific
and meaningless exclamations?

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Did you say no
to Angela because of me?

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Well, I know how you feel,
and I didn't want

265
00:09:32,848 --> 00:09:34,682
to make you even more
uncomfortable just because...

266
00:09:34,716 --> 00:09:36,150
Okay, look, Bones,

267
00:09:36,184 --> 00:09:37,551
Angela is your best friend,
and obviously,

268
00:09:37,586 --> 00:09:39,253
I've come between you two.

269
00:09:39,287 --> 00:09:41,489
Well, if I have to choose...
You don't have to choose.

270
00:09:41,523 --> 00:09:44,058
You can have both;
you should have both.

271
00:09:44,092 --> 00:09:47,561
Look, you know, let her throw
you a bachelorette party.

272
00:09:47,596 --> 00:09:48,762
That's what a best friend does.

273
00:09:48,797 --> 00:09:50,164
I mean, you can't deny her that.

274
00:09:50,198 --> 00:09:51,999
Are you sure?
Yes.

275
00:09:52,033 --> 00:09:53,167
I'm positive.

276
00:09:53,201 --> 00:09:55,169
Sounded fun.

277
00:09:55,203 --> 00:09:56,604
Angela said there would be

278
00:09:56,638 --> 00:09:59,306
excessive alcohol consumption
and flirting.

279
00:09:59,341 --> 00:10:02,309
Oh, wow.
More exclamations.

280
00:10:02,344 --> 00:10:04,812
Let's just, you know,
focus on work for a while, okay?

281
00:10:04,846 --> 00:10:06,680
Sure.
Yeah.

282
00:10:10,151 --> 00:10:11,685
Donut dogs,

283
00:10:11,720 --> 00:10:13,621
grilled cheese flavored
chips, are you kidding me?

284
00:10:13,655 --> 00:10:15,089
Wow, chocolate covered
graham cracker cereals?

285
00:10:16,691 --> 00:10:19,860
All this junk food must've
caused some deaths, too.

286
00:10:19,895 --> 00:10:22,496
Wow, look at this, huh?
Yogurt drink box,

287
00:10:22,531 --> 00:10:24,999
all natural flavoring.
What does that mean?

288
00:10:25,033 --> 00:10:26,433
Cat urine could be
a natural flavor.

289
00:10:26,468 --> 00:10:27,701
Sorry to keep you waiting.

290
00:10:27,736 --> 00:10:28,869
Since Howard disappeared,

291
00:10:28,904 --> 00:10:30,538
I've been run off my feet.

292
00:10:30,572 --> 00:10:32,273
I assume you're here
to tell me he's deceased?

293
00:10:32,307 --> 00:10:33,941
Yes, murdered.

294
00:10:33,975 --> 00:10:35,876
I see.

295
00:10:35,911 --> 00:10:37,378
That's upsetting.

296
00:10:37,412 --> 00:10:39,747
Did he die at Kettle Top Stew?

297
00:10:39,781 --> 00:10:41,582
Well, how did you know?
I didn't murder Howard,

298
00:10:41,616 --> 00:10:43,517
if that's what you're thinking.

299
00:10:43,552 --> 00:10:45,853
I'm a bromatologist
with acute hyperosmia.

300
00:10:45,887 --> 00:10:47,121
What?
She's a food scientist

301
00:10:47,155 --> 00:10:50,291
with a highly refined
olfactory sense.

302
00:10:50,325 --> 00:10:52,326
She has a very good sense
of smell.

303
00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:54,261
You're saying you could smell
where Howard was murdered?

304
00:10:54,296 --> 00:10:55,462
I've spent the last decade

305
00:10:55,497 --> 00:10:57,898
differentiating the 10,000 odors

306
00:10:57,933 --> 00:10:59,733
humans are capable of smelling.

307
00:10:59,768 --> 00:11:01,669
On her, I discerned

308
00:11:01,703 --> 00:11:03,737
a subtle yet
unmistakable bouquet

309
00:11:03,772 --> 00:11:05,239
of Kettle Top Stew
and antiseptic wash.

310
00:11:05,273 --> 00:11:06,273
Are you a coroner?

311
00:11:06,308 --> 00:11:09,743
Forensic
anthropologist.

312
00:11:09,778 --> 00:11:12,179
Howard and I developed
the recipe for that stew.

313
00:11:12,213 --> 00:11:13,414
Well, now that Howard's dead,

314
00:11:13,448 --> 00:11:15,449
the company's
all yours, correct?

315
00:11:15,483 --> 00:11:16,717
No.

316
00:11:16,751 --> 00:11:17,952
I'm merely an employee

317
00:11:17,986 --> 00:11:19,153
with a small profit
participation.

318
00:11:19,187 --> 00:11:20,154
Would you care
to hear my theory?

319
00:11:20,188 --> 00:11:21,822
Yes.
I think Howard

320
00:11:21,856 --> 00:11:23,490
was working on something
that could have been

321
00:11:23,525 --> 00:11:25,426
worth a considerable
amount of money.

322
00:11:25,460 --> 00:11:27,361
Something bigger
than Lava Chips.

323
00:11:27,395 --> 00:11:29,797
Unfortunately, he did
not consult with me.

324
00:11:29,831 --> 00:11:31,031
But I could analyze
his formulas,

325
00:11:31,066 --> 00:11:32,666
calculate
the bliss-point,

326
00:11:32,701 --> 00:11:34,335
- see if any are worthy of murder.
- Uh, no.

327
00:11:34,369 --> 00:11:35,970
We have, uh, guys that do that.

328
00:11:36,004 --> 00:11:38,572
See, we have
a search warrant here.

329
00:11:40,108 --> 00:11:41,875
If you have
any questions,

330
00:11:41,910 --> 00:11:43,210
I'd be glad
to help.

331
00:11:43,244 --> 00:11:45,346
Perhaps if I smelled
Howard in person...

332
00:11:45,380 --> 00:11:49,316
I find I'm quite saddened
by Howard's death.

333
00:11:49,351 --> 00:11:51,452
It's a common
by-product of death.

334
00:11:51,486 --> 00:11:53,721
Hmm.

335
00:11:53,755 --> 00:11:55,089
Amazing.

336
00:11:55,123 --> 00:11:56,924
She remind you of
anyone you might know?

337
00:11:56,958 --> 00:11:59,026
No.

338
00:11:59,060 --> 00:12:00,461
But I find her

339
00:12:00,495 --> 00:12:02,196
quite unique
and delightful.

340
00:12:04,599 --> 00:12:05,899
Hey, Daisy.

341
00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:08,135
I hate Oliver.
Who doesn't?

342
00:12:08,169 --> 00:12:09,603
But after a while you
start to like hating him.

343
00:12:09,638 --> 00:12:11,038
Yeah, I'm not there yet.
Hey, listen.

344
00:12:11,072 --> 00:12:12,506
I ran an analysis on
the contents of the stew

345
00:12:12,540 --> 00:12:13,874
and I figured out why it
failed its quality check.

346
00:12:13,908 --> 00:12:15,275
Because it
was full of

347
00:12:15,310 --> 00:12:17,311
a human... who I wish
was Oliver Wells?

348
00:12:17,345 --> 00:12:18,545
Nope. The meat
from the corpse

349
00:12:18,580 --> 00:12:20,280
did not impact
flavor at all. Look.

350
00:12:20,315 --> 00:12:22,650
The stew was
over-spiced.

351
00:12:22,684 --> 00:12:23,884
Excessive amounts
of garlic powder,

352
00:12:23,918 --> 00:12:25,285
red pepper
and oregano.

353
00:12:25,320 --> 00:12:26,654
But my understanding
is that

354
00:12:26,688 --> 00:12:28,055
the assembly line
is fully automated.

355
00:12:28,089 --> 00:12:29,256
The computers would
have parsed out

356
00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:30,391
uniform amounts
of each spice.

357
00:12:30,425 --> 00:12:31,825
Yeah, exactly,
which means

358
00:12:31,860 --> 00:12:33,894
the extra spices were
not added by the computer.

359
00:12:33,928 --> 00:12:36,330
Do you think
the killer added spice

360
00:12:36,364 --> 00:12:38,399
to help obscure the scent
of stewed human being?

361
00:12:38,433 --> 00:12:40,901
It's possible.

362
00:12:40,935 --> 00:12:43,003
Oliver Wells should
not antagonize me.

363
00:12:43,038 --> 00:12:44,505
Working here has given me
a pretty good knowledge

364
00:12:44,539 --> 00:12:46,540
of how to kill and
how to get away with it.

365
00:12:46,574 --> 00:12:48,575
Okay, I'm gonna go
out on a limb and ask:

366
00:12:48,610 --> 00:12:50,844
Daisy, do you want me
to have a chat with Oliver?

367
00:12:50,879 --> 00:12:52,112
No. What?

368
00:12:52,147 --> 00:12:53,380
No, no.
Not necessary.

369
00:12:53,415 --> 00:12:54,615
Big girl here.

370
00:12:54,649 --> 00:12:56,917
But if you want to,
do it.

371
00:12:56,951 --> 00:12:59,219
Who am I
to cramp your style?

372
00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:05,392
Schools are considered
second-tier markets,

373
00:13:05,427 --> 00:13:07,027
along with prisons,
senior citizens' homes...

374
00:13:07,062 --> 00:13:08,395
Schools.

375
00:13:08,430 --> 00:13:09,997
Where children
are our future?

376
00:13:10,031 --> 00:13:11,532
And where ketchup
is a vegetable.

377
00:13:11,566 --> 00:13:13,600
I didn't
make the laws.

378
00:13:13,635 --> 00:13:15,469
Besides, a child's palate
isn't developed yet.

379
00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:17,337
They don't care.
Wow.

380
00:13:17,372 --> 00:13:20,808
Dr. Sweets, the food
is perfectly healthy.

381
00:13:20,842 --> 00:13:22,643
It simply didn't
pass muster

382
00:13:22,677 --> 00:13:24,678
with our more
discerning customers.

383
00:13:24,713 --> 00:13:26,880
Do you think Tryon Foods is
going to survive this scandal?

384
00:13:26,915 --> 00:13:28,449
We will discontinue
that product line

385
00:13:28,483 --> 00:13:30,050
and just give the stew another name.
Mm-hmm.

386
00:13:30,085 --> 00:13:31,552
And you hired
Howard Compton

387
00:13:31,586 --> 00:13:32,953
as a consultant?

388
00:13:32,987 --> 00:13:34,188
Yes.

389
00:13:34,222 --> 00:13:36,223
He had a proven
track record

390
00:13:36,257 --> 00:13:38,158
in making foods
irresistible.

391
00:13:38,193 --> 00:13:39,760
With our Kettle Top Stew,
he was developing

392
00:13:39,794 --> 00:13:41,862
a healthier, low-sodium
version of the brand.

393
00:13:41,896 --> 00:13:43,397
Don't you already have
internal people for this?

394
00:13:43,431 --> 00:13:44,832
Yes.

395
00:13:44,866 --> 00:13:47,768
But Howard was the brains
behind Lava Chips.

396
00:13:47,802 --> 00:13:49,069
I was going
to offer him

397
00:13:49,104 --> 00:13:50,771
a permanent
job with us.

398
00:13:50,805 --> 00:13:51,972
I thought you
already had

399
00:13:52,006 --> 00:13:53,040
a head of research
and development.

400
00:13:53,074 --> 00:13:55,042
Yes,
Susan Lauderbach.

401
00:13:55,076 --> 00:13:57,211
She would keep her job,
but report to Howard.

402
00:13:57,245 --> 00:13:58,879
Okay.

403
00:13:58,913 --> 00:14:00,647
So she was passed over
for the promotion.

404
00:14:00,682 --> 00:14:02,649
After working
for you for years.

405
00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:05,819
Susan's a wonderful person.

406
00:14:05,854 --> 00:14:09,323
I would trust her
with my life.

407
00:14:09,357 --> 00:14:11,825
Maybe you couldn't
trust her with Howard's.

408
00:14:15,439 --> 00:14:16,706
I just don't understand.

409
00:14:16,740 --> 00:14:17,940
I mean, what's wrong with food

410
00:14:17,942 --> 00:14:19,209
that's grown in the ground

411
00:14:19,243 --> 00:14:20,376
rather than something that has

412
00:14:20,411 --> 00:14:22,345
a chemistry set
poured on top of it?

413
00:14:22,522 --> 00:14:25,157
Well, the argument is that
genetically modified crops

414
00:14:25,292 --> 00:14:27,093
improve yields

415
00:14:27,127 --> 00:14:29,228
and require
fewer pesticides.

416
00:14:29,262 --> 00:14:30,296
GMOs haven't
improved yields

417
00:14:30,330 --> 00:14:32,298
or significantly
decreased

418
00:14:32,332 --> 00:14:34,033
pesticide use.
It's just another way

419
00:14:34,067 --> 00:14:35,735
for industrial farming
to make money

420
00:14:35,769 --> 00:14:37,803
without even bothering
to discover the risks

421
00:14:37,838 --> 00:14:40,606
associated with genetically
modifying our food.

422
00:14:40,640 --> 00:14:42,174
I'll go.
I'd like to have one.

423
00:14:42,209 --> 00:14:43,642
Uh... what?

424
00:14:43,677 --> 00:14:44,810
Where are you going?

425
00:14:44,845 --> 00:14:47,046
And what are
you having?

426
00:14:47,080 --> 00:14:48,614
I thought you didn't
want to eat GMOs.

427
00:14:48,648 --> 00:14:50,282
No, the bachelorette party.

428
00:14:50,317 --> 00:14:51,617
I was wrong
to dismiss you.

429
00:14:51,651 --> 00:14:52,852
You really have

430
00:14:52,886 --> 00:14:54,053
to work on your
transitions, Sweetie...

431
00:14:54,087 --> 00:14:55,287
but that's...

432
00:14:55,322 --> 00:14:56,789
that's great!
Transitions?

433
00:14:56,823 --> 00:14:58,257
Why do I have
to work on them

434
00:14:58,291 --> 00:14:59,759
if it's great?

435
00:14:59,793 --> 00:15:00,960
No, I think she means
the bachelorette party.

436
00:15:00,994 --> 00:15:02,061
She's happy
you agreed.

437
00:15:02,095 --> 00:15:03,929
This is a very

438
00:15:03,964 --> 00:15:05,297
confusing
conversation.

439
00:15:05,332 --> 00:15:06,699
Forget that.

440
00:15:06,733 --> 00:15:08,534
Oh, my God, we're all
gonna have so much fun!

441
00:15:08,568 --> 00:15:09,935
All?

442
00:15:09,970 --> 00:15:12,171
Yes, I can't have
a party without you.

443
00:15:12,205 --> 00:15:13,739
So when are we gonna do this?

444
00:15:13,774 --> 00:15:14,974
Tonight.

445
00:15:15,008 --> 00:15:16,475
What? No, no.

446
00:15:16,510 --> 00:15:17,676
We have a case.

447
00:15:17,711 --> 00:15:19,078
The wedding was
planned in a day.

448
00:15:19,112 --> 00:15:20,880
It's tradition.
And you have two interns.

449
00:15:20,914 --> 00:15:22,948
I'm not sure.

450
00:15:22,983 --> 00:15:25,184
It's fine with Cam.
It is?

451
00:15:25,218 --> 00:15:26,452
Totally.

452
00:15:26,486 --> 00:15:28,721
And I know
the best place ever.

453
00:15:28,882 --> 00:15:31,317
There's this country-western bar
outside of town.

454
00:15:31,351 --> 00:15:33,319
It's got this bull
that we can ride,

455
00:15:33,353 --> 00:15:35,988
and there's line dancing,
and there's these

456
00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:37,189
hot guys in chaps...

457
00:15:37,224 --> 00:15:38,457
some of whom
aren't even gay.

458
00:15:38,492 --> 00:15:39,925
I do like horses,

459
00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:42,228
so I will feel very
comfortable there.

460
00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:48,234
Kill Howard Compton?

461
00:15:48,268 --> 00:15:49,602
Me?

462
00:15:49,636 --> 00:15:51,170
Why would I do that?
Well, let's see...

463
00:15:51,204 --> 00:15:52,505
I mean, he was gonna
take your job.

464
00:15:52,539 --> 00:15:53,839
I mean,
there's motive there.

465
00:15:53,874 --> 00:15:56,041
He was found in
the factory where you work.

466
00:15:56,076 --> 00:15:58,010
I mean, you tested the stew and
you sent it out for canning.

467
00:15:58,044 --> 00:16:00,779
This case sort of prosecutes
itself, <i>cherie.</i> - Yeah.

468
00:16:00,814 --> 00:16:02,047
And I appreciate that,

469
00:16:02,082 --> 00:16:03,349
because I have a big workload.

470
00:16:03,383 --> 00:16:05,584
I didn't kill him.
I liked Howard.

471
00:16:05,619 --> 00:16:07,486
Whoa, whoa.
That's not true.

472
00:16:07,521 --> 00:16:09,688
Maybe you tried
to steal his work?

473
00:16:09,723 --> 00:16:11,690
The formula for putting

474
00:16:11,725 --> 00:16:14,193
meat flavoring
into the... meat?

475
00:16:14,227 --> 00:16:16,262
That just seems crazy,
doesn't it?

476
00:16:16,296 --> 00:16:17,796
Processing
removes flavor

477
00:16:17,831 --> 00:16:19,798
which has to be replaced
through additives.

478
00:16:19,833 --> 00:16:21,300
Otherwise,
it's tasteless.

479
00:16:21,334 --> 00:16:22,935
And I wasn't
stealing it.

480
00:16:22,969 --> 00:16:24,436
We were working
on it together.

481
00:16:24,471 --> 00:16:27,339
But he was still gonna
be offered your job.

482
00:16:27,374 --> 00:16:29,375
Think about what
the jury's gonna say

483
00:16:29,409 --> 00:16:30,776
about all this.

484
00:16:30,810 --> 00:16:32,745
Okay, so I hated him a little.

485
00:16:32,779 --> 00:16:34,446
But I didn't
kill him.

486
00:16:34,481 --> 00:16:36,615
Where were you five days ago?
Five days ago?

487
00:16:36,650 --> 00:16:37,656
That's when he was killed?

488
00:16:37,681 --> 00:16:39,051
You want to check
your day planner?

489
00:16:39,052 --> 00:16:40,486
Maybe it says
"kill Howard."

490
00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:41,787
That'll jog
your memory.

491
00:16:41,821 --> 00:16:44,223
That was a Thursday.

492
00:16:44,257 --> 00:16:45,624
I was out of town.

493
00:16:45,659 --> 00:16:47,593
Doing research on
the use of invertebrates

494
00:16:47,627 --> 00:16:48,861
as an alternative
form of protein.

495
00:16:48,895 --> 00:16:51,197
I'm sorr...
inverte-what?

496
00:16:51,231 --> 00:16:52,364
Bugs, Agent Booth.

497
00:16:52,399 --> 00:16:53,699
If we put more
bugs in our food,

498
00:16:53,733 --> 00:16:55,000
we'd have
a much cheaper

499
00:16:55,035 --> 00:16:56,502
and better source
of protein.

500
00:16:56,536 --> 00:16:58,437
Bug jerky?
Bug burgers?

501
00:16:58,471 --> 00:17:00,306
That isn't gonna
happen on my watch.

502
00:17:00,340 --> 00:17:01,707
Okay, you have
anyone who can,

503
00:17:01,741 --> 00:17:03,209
uh, I don't know,
corroborate this story?

504
00:17:03,243 --> 00:17:05,377
There were 12 other
researchers in the lab.

505
00:17:05,412 --> 00:17:06,712
We worked all night.

506
00:17:06,746 --> 00:17:09,415
And for your information,
fried crickets

507
00:17:09,449 --> 00:17:10,583
are a wonderful snack food

508
00:17:10,617 --> 00:17:12,885
with no empty calories.
Okay.

509
00:17:12,919 --> 00:17:14,220
That's... exciting.
Looks like I won't be

510
00:17:14,254 --> 00:17:15,721
going to her
house for dinner.

511
00:17:16,990 --> 00:17:18,924
You ladies are
actually leaving?

512
00:17:18,959 --> 00:17:20,226
Yes.

513
00:17:20,260 --> 00:17:22,561
You and Oliver should
be fine for the night.

514
00:17:22,596 --> 00:17:24,230
I've never seen you leave
during a case before.

515
00:17:24,264 --> 00:17:25,598
The case is progressing.

516
00:17:25,632 --> 00:17:29,235
Dr. Wells is capable
of further examination.

517
00:17:29,269 --> 00:17:30,903
I've left a detailed list

518
00:17:30,937 --> 00:17:32,304
of what I expect accomplished

519
00:17:32,339 --> 00:17:33,439
upon my return in the morning.

520
00:17:33,473 --> 00:17:35,708
What about me?
I'm capable.

521
00:17:35,742 --> 00:17:37,009
You're coming with us.

522
00:17:37,043 --> 00:17:38,277
Really?!

523
00:17:38,311 --> 00:17:39,645
Unless you
don't want to.

524
00:17:39,679 --> 00:17:42,181
Of course I do.

525
00:17:42,215 --> 00:17:43,449
I can't believe this!

526
00:17:43,483 --> 00:17:45,618
We're homies!

527
00:17:45,652 --> 00:17:47,753
Right.
Okay, so...

528
00:17:47,787 --> 00:17:49,388
This means that I'm
in charge of the lab,

529
00:17:49,389 --> 00:17:50,923
so I'll stay on him.

530
00:17:50,957 --> 00:17:53,058
As long as you realize this case
comes to a grinding halt

531
00:17:53,093 --> 00:17:54,793
without
my expertise.

532
00:17:54,828 --> 00:17:56,428
If I may...
when I was cleaning the bones,

533
00:17:56,463 --> 00:17:58,464
I noticed
partially remodeled

534
00:17:58,498 --> 00:18:00,032
comminuted
fractures

535
00:18:00,066 --> 00:18:01,600
to the right
anterior carpals

536
00:18:01,635 --> 00:18:03,168
and metacarpals.

537
00:18:03,203 --> 00:18:05,271
Did you run
a microscopic analysis

538
00:18:05,305 --> 00:18:07,373
to determine the age
of the injury?

539
00:18:07,407 --> 00:18:08,907
- I did.
- Only because I told her to.

540
00:18:08,942 --> 00:18:12,244
Your need for attention
is exhausting.

541
00:18:12,279 --> 00:18:14,913
The fractures are
approximately two weeks old.

542
00:18:14,948 --> 00:18:17,316
According to the victim's
medical file, two weeks ago,

543
00:18:17,350 --> 00:18:19,084
he got a prescription
for codeine,

544
00:18:19,119 --> 00:18:20,452
claiming
to his doctor

545
00:18:20,487 --> 00:18:22,521
that he hurt his
hand during a fall.

546
00:18:22,555 --> 00:18:24,823
So it's a reasonable explanation.
Well, no, a fall

547
00:18:24,858 --> 00:18:26,992
most likely would have
resulted in a Colles' fracture,

548
00:18:27,027 --> 00:18:28,594
not a comminuted one,

549
00:18:28,628 --> 00:18:30,095
which is most
commonly associated

550
00:18:30,130 --> 00:18:31,730
with blunt
force trauma.

551
00:18:31,765 --> 00:18:33,399
If someone smashed
in the guy's hand,

552
00:18:33,433 --> 00:18:35,367
why would Compton
lie about it?

553
00:18:35,402 --> 00:18:36,735
Well, maybe
the victim was scared

554
00:18:36,770 --> 00:18:38,337
that something worse might
happen if he talked.

555
00:18:38,371 --> 00:18:39,505
Like getting murdered.

556
00:18:39,539 --> 00:18:41,307
This is excellent work,
Dr. Wells.

557
00:18:41,341 --> 00:18:42,841
I hope that
it continues

558
00:18:42,876 --> 00:18:44,043
and I'm not disappointed
on my return

559
00:18:44,077 --> 00:18:45,110
and I don't have
to dismiss you.

560
00:18:45,145 --> 00:18:47,012
Until morning.

561
00:18:50,850 --> 00:18:52,051
It's you and me,
brother.

562
00:18:52,085 --> 00:18:54,853
But I'm in charge.

563
00:18:54,888 --> 00:18:57,022
You did a good
thing, Booth.

564
00:18:57,057 --> 00:18:59,291
I know you and Angela
haven't exactly been friends lately.

565
00:18:59,326 --> 00:19:00,993
Oh, wait a second,
this wasn't about Angela.

566
00:19:01,027 --> 00:19:02,594
I just wanted Bones to have
a bachelorette party.

567
00:19:02,629 --> 00:19:04,763
Okay.
"Okay"? Don't say "okay" to me.

568
00:19:04,798 --> 00:19:06,231
Okay.

569
00:19:06,266 --> 00:19:08,334
That wasn't an "okay" okay,
it was just an okay.

570
00:19:08,368 --> 00:19:10,736
See, you don't even know
how to say just "okay."

571
00:19:10,770 --> 00:19:12,104
Okay...
You said...

572
00:19:12,138 --> 00:19:13,939
All right, forget it.
You know what?

573
00:19:13,973 --> 00:19:17,042
Susan Lauderbach's alibi
is rock solid.

574
00:19:17,077 --> 00:19:18,410
All the other bug-eaters
vouched for her.

575
00:19:18,445 --> 00:19:19,678
So what's next?

576
00:19:19,713 --> 00:19:21,280
Well, according
to squint central,

577
00:19:21,314 --> 00:19:22,481
Compton's hand

578
00:19:22,515 --> 00:19:24,450
was bludgeoned
pretty bad

579
00:19:24,484 --> 00:19:25,684
about two weeks ago.

580
00:19:25,719 --> 00:19:27,219
Then he lied to
his doctor about it.

581
00:19:27,253 --> 00:19:28,687
He didn't report it
to the police, either.

582
00:19:28,722 --> 00:19:31,023
But he did call them
before the injury.

583
00:19:31,057 --> 00:19:32,791
Keep reading, huh?

584
00:19:32,826 --> 00:19:34,126
'Cause he thought somebody
was following him. - Oh, okay.

585
00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:35,394
He thought he was
being followed,

586
00:19:35,428 --> 00:19:37,029
a car tried to run
him off the road.

587
00:19:37,063 --> 00:19:38,997
Next day, his front
tire was slashed.

588
00:19:39,032 --> 00:19:40,399
A week later,
he's assaulted.

589
00:19:40,433 --> 00:19:41,767
Two weeks later
he's murdered.

590
00:19:41,801 --> 00:19:42,868
This is the activity

591
00:19:42,902 --> 00:19:44,069
of someone obsessed
with Compton.

592
00:19:44,104 --> 00:19:45,904
Now, as the
obsession grows,

593
00:19:45,939 --> 00:19:47,106
the actions become
more violent.

594
00:19:47,140 --> 00:19:49,408
Mmm. Ex-girlfriend?

595
00:19:49,442 --> 00:19:51,310
If an ex was stalking him,
I don't think he would have

596
00:19:51,344 --> 00:19:53,479
reported the first incident
to the police.

597
00:19:53,513 --> 00:19:55,581
Cops had a make
and the license plate of the car,

598
00:19:55,615 --> 00:19:56,936
but the DMV couldn't
find a match.

599
00:19:56,950 --> 00:19:58,150
He was being followed,
you know?

600
00:19:58,184 --> 00:20:00,686
He probably had
trouble encoding

601
00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:01,920
visual stimuli.

602
00:20:01,955 --> 00:20:03,255
Could've switched
letters to numbers...

603
00:20:03,289 --> 00:20:04,456
I could come up with
a list of alternatives.

604
00:20:04,491 --> 00:20:06,125
See, now that
is helpful.

605
00:20:06,159 --> 00:20:07,326
Okay.

606
00:20:07,360 --> 00:20:08,727
See? That's a good
"okay," too.

607
00:20:08,762 --> 00:20:09,995
That was a good one?
Yes.

608
00:20:10,029 --> 00:20:12,264
<i>Compton's computer, here,</i>

609
00:20:12,298 --> 00:20:14,066
has the formulas
for the new food products

610
00:20:14,100 --> 00:20:15,734
he was working on
when he died.

611
00:20:15,769 --> 00:20:19,037
Considering some of these snack
foods are worth billions,

612
00:20:19,072 --> 00:20:20,906
I bet some of those formulas were
worth killing for.

613
00:20:20,940 --> 00:20:24,109
Man, the chemicals and additives
in this stuff, it's outrageous.

614
00:20:24,144 --> 00:20:25,978
Your hot sauce would've interested him.
Hey.

615
00:20:26,012 --> 00:20:28,280
Our hot sauce is not junk food,
thank you very much.

616
00:20:28,314 --> 00:20:29,715
There are
no preservatives,

617
00:20:29,749 --> 00:20:32,751
no artificial flavors,
all organic

618
00:20:32,786 --> 00:20:34,753
and all natural.
Oh, I like it.

619
00:20:34,788 --> 00:20:36,221
I have it every morning
on my eggs.

620
00:20:36,256 --> 00:20:37,790
Wait, you buy it?
Yeah.

621
00:20:37,824 --> 00:20:38,957
Is it not
selling?

622
00:20:38,992 --> 00:20:41,160
Yeah, no,
10,000 cases so far.

623
00:20:41,194 --> 00:20:42,661
Well, that's
a beginning.

624
00:20:42,695 --> 00:20:44,196
Although you did
lose billions,

625
00:20:44,230 --> 00:20:46,532
so that's barely
a raindrop in the ocean.

626
00:20:46,566 --> 00:20:47,833
Okay, for-for
a minute there

627
00:20:47,867 --> 00:20:49,067
I thought you
were nice, Oliver.

628
00:20:49,102 --> 00:20:50,936
Well, I'm trying.

629
00:20:50,970 --> 00:20:53,305
I mean, you're the only person around
here that I can tolerate.

630
00:20:53,339 --> 00:20:55,407
Probably because
we share a similar look

631
00:20:55,442 --> 00:20:59,011
so I endow you with an interest
and an intelligence

632
00:20:59,045 --> 00:21:00,512
that you may not
even possess.

633
00:21:00,547 --> 00:21:01,780
Let's just work.

634
00:21:01,815 --> 00:21:03,315
Okay.

635
00:21:03,349 --> 00:21:04,817
This has potential.

636
00:21:04,851 --> 00:21:07,119
"Butter Boy."

637
00:21:07,153 --> 00:21:10,789
High fructose corn syrup,
soy, sugar, salt.

638
00:21:13,693 --> 00:21:15,661
That's a tasty little
nugget of obesity.

639
00:21:15,695 --> 00:21:16,862
All right.

640
00:21:16,896 --> 00:21:18,630
How about this?
"Meat-Pops."

641
00:21:18,665 --> 00:21:20,466
Preservatives
up the wazoo

642
00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:22,401
and artificial pretty
much everything else.

643
00:21:22,435 --> 00:21:23,869
Man, I am not
touching that.

644
00:21:25,171 --> 00:21:26,371
All right.
"Hot Bacon."

645
00:21:26,406 --> 00:21:27,639
Well, this
has to be

646
00:21:27,674 --> 00:21:30,075
some kind of condiment
or something.

647
00:21:31,144 --> 00:21:33,745
It's pretty good,
actually.

648
00:21:35,815 --> 00:21:37,449
That stuff
is awesome.

649
00:21:37,484 --> 00:21:38,717
Seriously,
try that.

650
00:21:38,751 --> 00:21:39,718
Oh, my God,
it's like bacon

651
00:21:39,752 --> 00:21:40,886
is cooking

652
00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:42,321
right inside my mouth.
Oh.

653
00:21:43,256 --> 00:21:44,556
Ooh, that's pay dirt.

654
00:21:44,591 --> 00:21:46,158
I mean, who doesn't
love bacon, right?

655
00:21:46,192 --> 00:21:48,494
Okay, let's see what
happened in the testing.

656
00:21:48,528 --> 00:21:50,562
Mmm...

657
00:21:50,597 --> 00:21:52,231
Wait.

658
00:21:52,265 --> 00:21:55,601
There are a whole mess
of emails about Hot Bacon

659
00:21:55,635 --> 00:21:57,436
from someone named
Raymond McCants.

660
00:21:57,470 --> 00:21:59,905
"Compton, your delays
are costing me millions!

661
00:21:59,939 --> 00:22:03,141
Produce and deliver
my product, or you'll pay!"

662
00:22:03,176 --> 00:22:06,245
Okay. According to his
patent application,

663
00:22:06,279 --> 00:22:10,048
Hot Bacon is not a food product.
It's a...

664
00:22:10,083 --> 00:22:13,886
it's a bacon-flavored...

665
00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:16,021
sexual lubricant.

666
00:22:16,990 --> 00:22:18,257
Ah!

667
00:22:18,291 --> 00:22:20,125
Uh!

668
00:22:20,159 --> 00:22:22,094
Definitely worth
killing for.

669
00:22:22,128 --> 00:22:23,929
Oh, God.

670
00:22:45,985 --> 00:22:48,620
I really need
a drink.

671
00:22:54,154 --> 00:22:58,101
Porn? I'm not in porn.
Sexual toys are not porn.

672
00:22:58,102 --> 00:23:00,136
They have another name.
Guess what that other name is.

673
00:23:00,171 --> 00:23:01,504
Okay, sir,
you need to relax

674
00:23:01,539 --> 00:23:03,339
Marital aids. Porn!

675
00:23:03,374 --> 00:23:05,809
I'm in the business of helping
people who love each other,

676
00:23:05,843 --> 00:23:07,510
<i>love</i> each other.

677
00:23:07,545 --> 00:23:08,878
Right. You're a boon
to society.

678
00:23:08,913 --> 00:23:10,280
That's exactly
what I am.

679
00:23:10,314 --> 00:23:13,850
Did you send these
e-mails, Mr. McCants?

680
00:23:13,884 --> 00:23:15,919
Oh, right.

681
00:23:15,953 --> 00:23:17,220
I'll take that as a yes.

682
00:23:17,254 --> 00:23:18,454
You think I threatened Howard?

683
00:23:18,456 --> 00:23:19,856
Let's take
a look here.

684
00:23:19,890 --> 00:23:22,492
"If you bail on me,
you will live to regret it.

685
00:23:22,526 --> 00:23:24,661
I will hunt you down,
and shove the largest..."

686
00:23:24,695 --> 00:23:26,735
He kept missing delivery dates
on a particular item,

687
00:23:26,764 --> 00:23:28,231
but I didn't kill him.

688
00:23:28,265 --> 00:23:29,332
And what item would that be?

689
00:23:29,366 --> 00:23:32,268
Bacon-flavored lube.
We had a contract.

690
00:23:32,303 --> 00:23:33,603
"Bacon-flavored lube"?

691
00:23:33,637 --> 00:23:35,171
Intrigued, right?

692
00:23:35,206 --> 00:23:37,774
Bacon and sex.
Tough to pick a favorite.

693
00:23:37,808 --> 00:23:40,710
Put them together, and that's
what magic is, my friend.

694
00:23:40,745 --> 00:23:42,278
That's why there's bacon
cologne, bacon condoms.

695
00:23:42,313 --> 00:23:44,047
But time is money
in the lube game.

696
00:23:44,081 --> 00:23:45,682
Someone else could have
cornered that market first.

697
00:23:45,716 --> 00:23:48,184
So, you send him a few
threatening e-mails...

698
00:23:48,219 --> 00:23:50,186
Bluster. I bluster.

699
00:23:50,221 --> 00:23:51,654
Howard ignores you.

700
00:23:51,689 --> 00:23:54,090
You get mad, so you
follow him home one night.

701
00:23:54,125 --> 00:23:56,793
No, you got it wrong.
You slash his tire, you break his hand.

702
00:23:56,827 --> 00:23:58,828
Finally, you follow him to the
factory, where you kill him,

703
00:23:58,863 --> 00:24:00,563
and you feed him into
the meat machine.

704
00:24:00,598 --> 00:24:03,266
I'm not saying another word.
I'm a businessman.

705
00:24:03,300 --> 00:24:05,769
And smart businessmen know,
not to talk to the Feds,

706
00:24:05,803 --> 00:24:07,137
not without a lawyer.
Okay.

707
00:24:07,171 --> 00:24:08,338
One question.
Hmm?

708
00:24:08,372 --> 00:24:09,506
The name "meat machine."

709
00:24:09,540 --> 00:24:11,541
You know
if that's copyrighted?

710
00:24:11,575 --> 00:24:13,476
All right.

711
00:24:16,046 --> 00:24:19,716
Speed freaks, getting up
to the top of that hill.

712
00:24:27,691 --> 00:24:31,828
Okay! Okay, uh, this used
to be a country-western bar.

713
00:24:31,862 --> 00:24:35,899
This reminds me of a place
I went to in Somalia.

714
00:24:35,933 --> 00:24:37,934
Exactly. We should
turn around and try

715
00:24:37,968 --> 00:24:39,235
to salvage
a good night's sleep.

716
00:24:39,270 --> 00:24:42,605
Why?!
No, this is my party.

717
00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:45,341
Seriously, I think I sent
that big one there to prison.

718
00:24:45,376 --> 00:24:49,245
I like it rough, but only if there's
a safe word.

719
00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:53,116
Well, they are looking at us
like we're on the menu.

720
00:24:53,150 --> 00:24:54,517
Aw, they're just guys.

721
00:24:54,552 --> 00:24:58,087
Big smelly guys,
but what are we afraid of?

722
00:24:58,122 --> 00:24:58,988
Me? Beheading.

723
00:24:59,023 --> 00:25:00,156
Look, we'll get a drink,

724
00:25:00,191 --> 00:25:01,491
and if it gets ugly,

725
00:25:01,525 --> 00:25:02,826
then we'll make a run for it.

726
00:25:02,860 --> 00:25:03,700
I would like a drink.

727
00:25:03,727 --> 00:25:04,961
Oh, God.

728
00:25:04,995 --> 00:25:08,097
That one back there is
definitely a fugitive.

729
00:25:08,132 --> 00:25:11,167
Five shots
with alcohol, please.

730
00:25:16,807 --> 00:25:19,509
Lube aftertaste
still haunting you?

731
00:25:19,543 --> 00:25:22,879
It lingers. I'm on
my fifth pack of gum.

732
00:25:22,913 --> 00:25:25,114
The right clavicle
has been trisected.

733
00:25:25,149 --> 00:25:26,516
On this medial angle,

734
00:25:26,550 --> 00:25:29,352
there is a perimortem
sharp force injury.

735
00:25:29,386 --> 00:25:31,321
A stabbing?

736
00:25:31,355 --> 00:25:32,522
See, if the attack,

737
00:25:32,556 --> 00:25:35,625
came at a downward-
facing angle,

738
00:25:35,659 --> 00:25:37,861
then the stabbing implement
would have severed

739
00:25:37,895 --> 00:25:40,430
the subclavian artery coming
directly off the aorta.

740
00:25:40,464 --> 00:25:42,732
Meaning he bled out.

741
00:25:42,766 --> 00:25:45,368
See that?
The annoying girl leaves,

742
00:25:45,402 --> 00:25:47,337
and we immediately find
the cause of death.

743
00:25:47,371 --> 00:25:48,404
Okay,

744
00:25:48,439 --> 00:25:49,939
about Daisy.

745
00:25:49,974 --> 00:25:51,541
There is nothing
that you could say

746
00:25:51,575 --> 00:25:52,909
that would make me like her.

747
00:25:52,943 --> 00:25:55,211
Oliver, she is one of us.
You are not, yet.

748
00:25:55,246 --> 00:25:57,614
The fastest way for you
to become one of us

749
00:25:57,648 --> 00:26:00,183
is to be kind to her.

750
00:26:00,217 --> 00:26:04,888
What if I don't care
about being one of you?

751
00:26:04,922 --> 00:26:07,323
I think you do.

752
00:26:07,358 --> 00:26:09,592
Good job on the
clavicle thing.

753
00:26:14,398 --> 00:26:16,032
I noticed that Howard Compton's
tire was slashed

754
00:26:16,066 --> 00:26:18,635
less than a month before
he was stabbed to death.

755
00:26:18,669 --> 00:26:19,564
Okay.

756
00:26:20,136 --> 00:26:22,273
Well, it could be
classic escalation.

757
00:26:22,313 --> 00:26:24,004
One day you stab
a guy's tire...

758
00:26:24,005 --> 00:26:24,746
...a few weeks later,

759
00:26:24,747 --> 00:26:27,315
you stab him. Okay, that's
great. How's that help?

760
00:26:27,349 --> 00:26:29,250
Well, maybe the lab can compare
what stabbed the tire

761
00:26:29,285 --> 00:26:30,351
with what stabbed the victim.

762
00:26:30,386 --> 00:26:35,590
Hey... that's good work
there, Sweets.

763
00:26:35,624 --> 00:26:37,125
What are you worried about?

764
00:26:37,159 --> 00:26:39,527
What do you mean?
You checked your watch.

765
00:26:40,696 --> 00:26:42,764
I'm just seeing what time it is.

766
00:26:42,798 --> 00:26:44,032
Is it the bachelorette party?

767
00:26:44,066 --> 00:26:45,900
Sweets, Caroline and Cam
are with Bones.

768
00:26:45,935 --> 00:26:47,802
I got a federal
prosecutor

769
00:26:47,837 --> 00:26:49,571
and a federal coroner
with Bones.

770
00:26:49,605 --> 00:26:51,439
I mean, how wild can it get?

771
00:26:51,474 --> 00:26:55,110
♪ Seven years,
about to knock 'em all back ♪

772
00:26:55,144 --> 00:26:58,947
♪ Feel like a million since
the mirror done cracked ♪

773
00:26:58,981 --> 00:27:02,383
♪ Lucky and lucky
as a matter of fact ♪

774
00:27:02,418 --> 00:27:07,322
♪ I'm burned in my brain

775
00:27:07,356 --> 00:27:08,823
Whoo!

776
00:27:10,192 --> 00:27:14,596
♪ Count a lucky star,
I'll make it all right ♪

777
00:27:14,630 --> 00:27:18,066
Yeah!

778
00:27:18,100 --> 00:27:21,736
♪ Burned in my brain

779
00:27:21,770 --> 00:27:26,708
♪ Burned in my brain

780
00:27:26,742 --> 00:27:28,843
♪ Burned in my brain

781
00:27:33,582 --> 00:27:35,350
♪ Burned in my bed

782
00:27:36,952 --> 00:27:41,756
Drink! Drink! Drink!
Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink!

783
00:27:49,498 --> 00:27:52,033
Here, here we go!

784
00:28:01,177 --> 00:28:04,145
♪ Does not mean that you can
mess me around ♪

785
00:28:04,180 --> 00:28:06,247
Ooh!

786
00:28:06,282 --> 00:28:09,717
Dancing is essentially
a mating ritual!

787
00:28:09,752 --> 00:28:12,053
Huh?
Most men respond to the hair tossing

788
00:28:12,087 --> 00:28:14,522
and pelvic thrusts, which suggests sex.
I like it.

789
00:28:16,025 --> 00:28:18,760
Hey, hey, hey!
You're married, remember?

790
00:28:18,794 --> 00:28:21,930
Not yet, Angela!
This is my bachelorette party!

791
00:28:21,964 --> 00:28:23,631
I am invoking Godel's
Closed Timelike

792
00:28:23,666 --> 00:28:26,634
Curve with
a Lorentzian manifold!

793
00:28:26,669 --> 00:28:30,505
Hey, Curves, what do you say
you and me go for a ride?

794
00:28:30,539 --> 00:28:31,773
On your motorcycle?

795
00:28:31,807 --> 00:28:34,108
No...

796
00:28:34,143 --> 00:28:36,044
I volunteer to take her place.

797
00:28:36,078 --> 00:28:37,645
No, you don't.
She doesn't.

798
00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:40,915
This is a private party,
actually, so...

799
00:28:40,950 --> 00:28:42,850
Oh, God, here we go.

800
00:28:42,885 --> 00:28:44,118
Get lost, skank.

801
00:28:44,153 --> 00:28:45,620
Well, I am not a skank.

802
00:28:45,654 --> 00:28:47,188
What's a skank?
It sounds bad.

803
00:28:47,223 --> 00:28:49,691
Oh, it's not that bad.
I've been told I'm a skank.

804
00:28:49,725 --> 00:28:50,992
Hey, get lost.

805
00:28:51,026 --> 00:28:53,428
I've heard about bikers
and their hogs.

806
00:28:53,462 --> 00:28:55,563
This must be a hog.

807
00:28:55,598 --> 00:28:56,931
Caroline! Gas on a fire.

808
00:28:56,966 --> 00:28:58,833
Your boyfriend is
far too unattractive

809
00:28:58,867 --> 00:29:00,868
for a women as exquisite
as myself.

810
00:29:00,903 --> 00:29:01,603
What?!

811
00:29:01,637 --> 00:29:03,738
But you on the other hand

812
00:29:03,772 --> 00:29:05,607
are a suitable match.

813
00:29:05,908 --> 00:29:07,709
Oh!

814
00:29:07,743 --> 00:29:10,278
Go! Run!

815
00:29:11,614 --> 00:29:15,717
Wow. You know how bikers
always stick together?

816
00:29:15,751 --> 00:29:17,285
Yeah.

817
00:29:17,319 --> 00:29:19,420
I think it applies
to the girlfriends, too.

818
00:29:19,455 --> 00:29:20,255
Catfight!

819
00:29:24,093 --> 00:29:26,127
Here we go!
Get over here!

820
00:29:27,263 --> 00:29:28,296
Oh!

821
00:29:28,330 --> 00:29:29,797
Ooh, yeah!

822
00:29:31,467 --> 00:29:33,401
Oh!

823
00:29:33,435 --> 00:29:35,603
Take that!

824
00:29:41,877 --> 00:29:43,811
Oh! Take her off!

825
00:29:45,114 --> 00:29:45,980
Get 'em!

826
00:29:46,015 --> 00:29:48,583
Punch her out!

827
00:29:52,632 --> 00:29:53,832
Yep.

828
00:29:53,866 --> 00:29:56,387
Although, I did not
start the fight,

829
00:29:56,637 --> 00:29:59,128
I felt obligated
to finish it.

830
00:29:59,129 --> 00:30:01,029
You would have been
 very proud of me.

831
00:30:01,064 --> 00:30:02,331
I would have.
Okay, come on.

832
00:30:02,365 --> 00:30:04,032
Let's just try to get
inside, all right?

833
00:30:04,067 --> 00:30:06,101
Oh! I got it.
God, did I do that?

834
00:30:06,136 --> 00:30:07,469
Okay, just sit down, have a seat.
Okay.

835
00:30:07,470 --> 00:30:09,672
Okay, you know how many
favors I had to call in

836
00:30:09,706 --> 00:30:11,073
so you guys wouldn't
get arrested?

837
00:30:11,107 --> 00:30:12,541
Yes.

838
00:30:12,576 --> 00:30:13,742
Whoa!

839
00:30:13,777 --> 00:30:16,545
One, you called the sheriff,
and he let us go.

840
00:30:16,580 --> 00:30:17,880
This is really nice.

841
00:30:17,914 --> 00:30:19,315
It's nice, right? Yeah.

842
00:30:19,349 --> 00:30:21,684
But not before you tried
to steal his motorcycle.

843
00:30:21,718 --> 00:30:23,619
Come on up. There you go.

844
00:30:23,653 --> 00:30:25,821
I thought that was
Moose's motorcycle.

845
00:30:25,855 --> 00:30:27,122
She tried to punch Cam.

846
00:30:27,157 --> 00:30:29,191
Moose. Okay, now, why don't we
just get you upstairs?

847
00:30:29,226 --> 00:30:30,359
Come on. Come on.
No!

848
00:30:30,393 --> 00:30:32,361
No, it's too far.
This is good, this is great.

849
00:30:32,395 --> 00:30:33,829
All right, listen,
you know what?

850
00:30:33,863 --> 00:30:36,599
Just relax. I'm gonna go get you
a cold towel, all right?

851
00:30:36,633 --> 00:30:39,401
Oh, cushion's so soft.
I like this cushion.

852
00:30:39,436 --> 00:30:41,904
Hey, do you know
what it's called

853
00:30:41,938 --> 00:30:45,040
when you drink a shot
off of a stranger's body?

854
00:30:45,075 --> 00:30:46,375
Uh, I don't know. Body shots?

855
00:30:46,409 --> 00:30:48,544
How did you know that?
Oh! Lucky guess.

856
00:30:48,578 --> 00:30:51,680
Okay, here,
try this here. Ah... Oh.

857
00:30:51,715 --> 00:30:52,848
Oh, that feels, nice.

858
00:30:52,882 --> 00:30:54,322
Oh, it's nice, huh?
Did you have fun,

859
00:30:54,351 --> 00:30:55,884
or was it all about
the fighting?

860
00:30:55,919 --> 00:30:57,386
We danced on a bar.

861
00:30:57,420 --> 00:30:59,288
Wow.
In a line.

862
00:30:59,322 --> 00:31:00,456
Does that sound like fun?

863
00:31:00,490 --> 00:31:01,991
Sounds like a blast.

864
00:31:02,025 --> 00:31:06,929
I told Angela that it was
your idea that I should go.

865
00:31:06,963 --> 00:31:10,532
She feels bad
that she hated you.

866
00:31:10,567 --> 00:31:14,737
And I told her that you're
the best person ever... - Oh!

867
00:31:14,771 --> 00:31:17,640
...even though that can't be
confirmed empirically.

868
00:31:17,674 --> 00:31:19,074
But I don't give a crap.

869
00:31:19,109 --> 00:31:21,844
And then I told her some
of the things that we did

870
00:31:21,878 --> 00:31:23,412
in the bathtub last week and...

871
00:31:23,446 --> 00:31:25,481
No, no, no, no. You didn't say
about the bath tub, did you?

872
00:31:25,515 --> 00:31:27,080
Do you want to do
some of that right now?

873
00:31:27,105 --> 00:31:27,783
If we did that,

874
00:31:27,784 --> 00:31:29,451
you would drown, okay? Now let's
just get some sleep, all right?

875
00:31:29,486 --> 00:31:30,919
But I'm not tired.

876
00:31:30,954 --> 00:31:31,987
Okay. Shh.

877
00:31:32,022 --> 00:31:33,289
I'm not tired.

878
00:31:33,323 --> 00:31:34,390
Okay.

879
00:31:34,424 --> 00:31:36,091
I love you, Booth.

880
00:31:36,126 --> 00:31:39,962
I love you, too, Bones.

881
00:31:41,331 --> 00:31:43,866
All right.

882
00:31:54,411 --> 00:31:56,812
This stuff
tastes like hate.

883
00:31:56,846 --> 00:31:58,147
That'd be the
lycopenes,

884
00:31:58,181 --> 00:31:59,782
Good for flushing
out toxins,

885
00:31:59,816 --> 00:32:02,818
but they all get stuck
on the tongue.

886
00:32:02,852 --> 00:32:04,086
Done.

887
00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:05,487
Ugh! And blech!

888
00:32:05,522 --> 00:32:07,122
You know,
I hate to admit it,

889
00:32:07,157 --> 00:32:09,491
but this is actually starting
to make me feel better.

890
00:32:09,526 --> 00:32:11,794
Good. Then we can get started.

891
00:32:11,828 --> 00:32:13,462
Oh!
Uh!

892
00:32:13,496 --> 00:32:15,831
Can't you turn
the brightness down?

893
00:32:15,865 --> 00:32:19,001
No. While you were all drunk,
Dr. Hodgins and I investigated

894
00:32:19,035 --> 00:32:20,969
the victim's slashed tires.

895
00:32:21,004 --> 00:32:23,572
I took a cast
of the puncture marks,

896
00:32:23,606 --> 00:32:25,174
and I scanned it
into the Angelatron.

897
00:32:25,208 --> 00:32:26,675
Mm. Okay.
Well, my hand-eye coordination

898
00:32:26,710 --> 00:32:30,412
is starting to come back,
so let me see what I can do.

899
00:32:32,716 --> 00:32:36,251
Okay, so, the blade appears
to be 3.81 centimeters

900
00:32:36,286 --> 00:32:39,955
in width with a serrated
edge on one side,

901
00:32:39,989 --> 00:32:41,757
and a straight edge
on the other.

902
00:32:41,791 --> 00:32:43,225
Hmm. Could be
a hunting knife.

903
00:32:43,259 --> 00:32:45,194
Yeah, but what's odd, is...

904
00:32:45,228 --> 00:32:46,695
..it's curved.
Ah...

905
00:32:46,730 --> 00:32:49,898
there's my beautiful
pugilist wife.

906
00:32:49,933 --> 00:32:51,166
How ya doin'?

907
00:32:51,201 --> 00:32:54,636
Ugh. Have you been eating
bacon grease?

908
00:32:54,671 --> 00:32:57,039
What? No. You-You're
just hungover.

909
00:32:57,073 --> 00:32:58,440
I ran an analysis

910
00:32:58,475 --> 00:33:00,509
of the particulates
in the tire slash.

911
00:33:00,543 --> 00:33:02,678
So, I found traces of
honeysuckle, golden bell

912
00:33:02,712 --> 00:33:04,079
and confederate rose.

913
00:33:04,114 --> 00:33:05,848
Flowers?

914
00:33:05,882 --> 00:33:08,784
Yeah, I-I know what it is.

915
00:33:08,818 --> 00:33:09,918
I use this tool

916
00:33:09,953 --> 00:33:11,286
when I plant.

917
00:33:11,321 --> 00:33:13,655
The tire was stabbed

918
00:33:13,690 --> 00:33:16,091
by a Japanese garden knife.

919
00:33:18,595 --> 00:33:20,095
Okay, so Bones was feeling

920
00:33:20,130 --> 00:33:21,597
a little worse
for wear this morning.

921
00:33:21,631 --> 00:33:24,366
So, I thought you might need
a couple of coffee, huh?

922
00:33:24,401 --> 00:33:25,768
Please, <i>cherie.</i>

923
00:33:25,802 --> 00:33:27,236
That was not my first rodeo.

924
00:33:27,270 --> 00:33:29,738
Maybe a taste.
Ah-ha, okay.

925
00:33:29,773 --> 00:33:31,640
So, it turns out that
our victim made two transfers

926
00:33:31,674 --> 00:33:33,242
the same bank account
last month.

927
00:33:33,276 --> 00:33:34,676
$5,000 each.

928
00:33:34,711 --> 00:33:36,812
That's a lot of money. Who to?

929
00:33:36,846 --> 00:33:38,180
A woman by the name
of Evelyn Cheevers, okay?

930
00:33:38,214 --> 00:33:39,181
She runs the Coalition

931
00:33:39,215 --> 00:33:40,315
for Chemical Free Farming.

932
00:33:40,350 --> 00:33:41,817
Her license plate
is close enough

933
00:33:41,851 --> 00:33:44,319
to the one Compton
reported following him.

934
00:33:44,354 --> 00:33:45,821
Why would a food scientist

935
00:33:45,855 --> 00:33:48,023
be giving his money to someone

936
00:33:48,057 --> 00:33:50,259
whose goal was
to put him out of business?

937
00:33:50,293 --> 00:33:52,161
Maybe she found out
that he was putting

938
00:33:52,195 --> 00:33:53,462
something even nastier
in the food

939
00:33:53,496 --> 00:33:54,830
and he, you know,

940
00:33:54,864 --> 00:33:56,732
paid her off to-to keep quiet.

941
00:33:56,766 --> 00:33:58,667
Says here she runs
an organic garden nursery.

942
00:33:58,701 --> 00:34:00,235
Yeah, check this out.

943
00:34:00,270 --> 00:34:01,804
They sell the same
Japanese gardening knives

944
00:34:01,838 --> 00:34:03,906
that was used to slash
the victim's tire.

945
00:34:03,940 --> 00:34:06,341
I like it when you
don't make me work.

946
00:34:06,376 --> 00:34:08,243
Especially today.

947
00:34:13,283 --> 00:34:15,751
<i>Yes.</i>

948
00:34:15,785 --> 00:34:16,952
I slashed Howard's tire.

949
00:34:16,986 --> 00:34:18,387
I'm not denying it, Agent Booth.

950
00:34:18,421 --> 00:34:19,822
'Cause he stopped
paying you off, right?

951
00:34:19,856 --> 00:34:21,290
So, what did you have on him?

952
00:34:21,324 --> 00:34:23,792
I'm-I'm not a blackmailer.
I am a crusader.

953
00:34:23,827 --> 00:34:25,727
Aw, okay, that's an
interesting choice of word.

954
00:34:25,762 --> 00:34:28,096
Crusaders killed
for their cause.

955
00:34:28,131 --> 00:34:30,098
I didn't kill anyone.

956
00:34:30,133 --> 00:34:31,166
You were carrying
a weapon, okay?

957
00:34:31,201 --> 00:34:32,267
You targeted Howard Compton.

958
00:34:32,302 --> 00:34:33,902
Yes, I was following him.

959
00:34:33,937 --> 00:34:37,339
And again, yes, I slashed
his tire as a statement.

960
00:34:37,373 --> 00:34:39,308
But he caught me,
and I know you're going

961
00:34:39,342 --> 00:34:40,576
to find this hard to believe,

962
00:34:40,610 --> 00:34:41,643
but instead of calling
the police,

963
00:34:41,678 --> 00:34:43,545
he asked if we could talk.

964
00:34:43,580 --> 00:34:44,546
You're right.

965
00:34:44,581 --> 00:34:46,582
I find it hard to believe.

966
00:34:46,616 --> 00:34:48,650
Well, Howard was having
second thoughts.

967
00:34:48,685 --> 00:34:49,952
And he was actually reading

968
00:34:49,986 --> 00:34:51,386
some of my writing
and he found

969
00:34:51,421 --> 00:34:52,988
that he agreed
with what I'd been saying.

970
00:34:53,022 --> 00:34:56,458
Large elements of the food
industry are poisoning us.

971
00:34:56,493 --> 00:34:57,993
What about the money?

972
00:34:58,027 --> 00:35:00,062
He was funding our website
and our PR campaign.

973
00:35:00,096 --> 00:35:01,396
Okay, look.

974
00:35:01,431 --> 00:35:03,065
If he thought
he was poisoning people,

975
00:35:03,099 --> 00:35:05,033
why didn't he just quit his job?
He was going to.

976
00:35:05,068 --> 00:35:07,135
But he said there was someone
that he had to expose.

977
00:35:07,170 --> 00:35:09,238
And he had to be
on the inside to do it.

978
00:35:09,272 --> 00:35:11,373
Okay, and who was this someone?

979
00:35:11,407 --> 00:35:13,342
He didn't tell me.

980
00:35:13,376 --> 00:35:15,844
He said it was safer
for both of us if I didn't know.

981
00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:19,882
Look, I didn't kill Howard.

982
00:35:19,916 --> 00:35:23,986
He and I were on the same team.

983
00:35:26,122 --> 00:35:30,692
You should've seen this, Oliver.

984
00:35:30,727 --> 00:35:33,362
But you were expending too much
effort trying to undermine me.

985
00:35:33,396 --> 00:35:34,696
I assure you

986
00:35:34,731 --> 00:35:36,231
that takes no effort whatsoever.

987
00:35:36,266 --> 00:35:38,100
Why are you so horrible?

988
00:35:38,134 --> 00:35:39,401
I'm not.

989
00:35:39,435 --> 00:35:41,336
I'm that first sip
of a fine wine

990
00:35:41,371 --> 00:35:43,372
that you have not yet
learned to appreciate.

991
00:35:43,406 --> 00:35:45,374
You needed me, Ms. Wick?
Yes.

992
00:35:45,408 --> 00:35:47,509
Oliver made an error
on the microsil cast

993
00:35:47,544 --> 00:35:49,177
of the victim's clavicle.

994
00:35:49,212 --> 00:35:52,080
I now regret
my bachelorette party.

995
00:35:52,115 --> 00:35:54,216
This is the sharp force injury
to the victim's clavicle

996
00:35:54,250 --> 00:35:57,819
at 400 times magnification.

997
00:35:57,854 --> 00:35:59,087
See the half-moon
crescent notch?

998
00:35:59,122 --> 00:36:00,522
It's like whatever

999
00:36:00,557 --> 00:36:02,925
stabbed the victim
had a hole along the side.

1000
00:36:02,959 --> 00:36:04,960
My first thought was a needle.

1001
00:36:04,994 --> 00:36:06,461
Like what anesthesiologists use

1002
00:36:06,496 --> 00:36:08,897
with a lateral irrigation hole.

1003
00:36:08,932 --> 00:36:11,233
The only problem is the gauge
on the injury is too big.

1004
00:36:11,267 --> 00:36:12,947
There aren't
any medical needles that size.

1005
00:36:12,969 --> 00:36:14,403
That's because it isn't
a medical needle.

1006
00:36:14,437 --> 00:36:18,073
It's an injector used
to marinate meat.

1007
00:36:18,107 --> 00:36:19,708
Oh, my God, that's it.

1008
00:36:19,742 --> 00:36:20,809
Of course it is.

1009
00:36:20,843 --> 00:36:21,843
Excellent work, Ms. Wick.

1010
00:36:21,844 --> 00:36:23,478
Uh, Dr. Brennan,

1011
00:36:23,513 --> 00:36:25,047
it's important to note
that had I not tempered

1012
00:36:25,081 --> 00:36:26,601
Ms. Wick's hangover,
she would've never

1013
00:36:26,616 --> 00:36:27,916
found this evidence.

1014
00:36:27,951 --> 00:36:29,685
So simple logic dictates

1015
00:36:29,719 --> 00:36:31,219
that the credit should be mine.

1016
00:36:31,254 --> 00:36:33,689
Shared at best, Dr. Wells.

1017
00:36:33,723 --> 00:36:36,692
At best.

1018
00:36:36,726 --> 00:36:39,127
A better man would say good job.

1019
00:36:39,162 --> 00:36:40,729
It was excellent actually.

1020
00:36:41,531 --> 00:36:42,764
And you're welcome.

1021
00:36:46,275 --> 00:36:48,818
You recognize this?
It's a marinade injector.

1022
00:36:48,819 --> 00:36:50,052
Mm-hmm, why do you recognize it?

1023
00:36:50,087 --> 00:36:51,053
I designed it.

1024
00:36:51,088 --> 00:36:52,254
With Howard.

1025
00:36:52,289 --> 00:36:54,323
Is this what killed him?

1026
00:36:54,358 --> 00:36:56,392
I guess the question is,
did you use this to kill Howard?

1027
00:36:56,426 --> 00:36:57,760
No.

1028
00:36:57,794 --> 00:36:58,995
You disliked him.

1029
00:36:59,029 --> 00:37:00,363
I dislike almost everyone.

1030
00:37:00,397 --> 00:37:02,398
I dislike you and I
don't even know you.

1031
00:37:02,432 --> 00:37:04,967
Howard was gonna
dump his company.

1032
00:37:05,002 --> 00:37:07,370
The same company you had
to work for for ten years

1033
00:37:07,404 --> 00:37:08,738
before you saw a profit.

1034
00:37:08,772 --> 00:37:10,339
It wouldn't be rational

1035
00:37:10,374 --> 00:37:11,574
for me to kill Howard.

1036
00:37:11,608 --> 00:37:12,608
It would remove the last hope

1037
00:37:12,642 --> 00:37:13,802
of keeping the company alive.

1038
00:37:13,810 --> 00:37:15,544
This wasn't a rational murder.

1039
00:37:15,579 --> 00:37:16,746
You know what my guess is?

1040
00:37:16,780 --> 00:37:18,414
My guess is that you begged him

1041
00:37:18,448 --> 00:37:19,782
to keep the company alive,
he refused,

1042
00:37:19,816 --> 00:37:22,118
and you killed him
out of rage.

1043
00:37:22,152 --> 00:37:24,220
It was impulsive, spontaneous.

1044
00:37:24,254 --> 00:37:26,889
I am neither of those things.
I don't suppose

1045
00:37:26,923 --> 00:37:28,457
you've ever met
anyone like that.

1046
00:37:28,492 --> 00:37:30,493
I know someone a lot like that.

1047
00:37:30,527 --> 00:37:32,294
Would she murder someone
without a very good reason?

1048
00:37:32,329 --> 00:37:34,730
No.

1049
00:37:34,765 --> 00:37:36,966
Then I guess
what you'd better do

1050
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:39,568
is find a very good reason.

1051
00:37:43,907 --> 00:37:45,574
Sweetie, we've got
something to show you.

1052
00:37:45,609 --> 00:37:48,210
Just a little film that
Ms. Montenegro and I directed.

1053
00:37:48,245 --> 00:37:50,112
Together.
I helped. Quite a lot.

1054
00:37:50,147 --> 00:37:51,580
This is a recreation

1055
00:37:51,615 --> 00:37:52,782
of the victim's death.

1056
00:37:52,816 --> 00:37:54,016
See, once I saw
the meat injector

1057
00:37:54,051 --> 00:37:55,451
that was used
to kill the victim,

1058
00:37:55,485 --> 00:37:56,852
I got curious.

1059
00:37:56,887 --> 00:37:57,920
But I'm the one who pointed out

1060
00:37:57,954 --> 00:37:59,321
that most needles have a plunger

1061
00:37:59,356 --> 00:38:01,557
or backstop that limits
the amount of fluid

1062
00:38:01,591 --> 00:38:03,726
taken in or expressed.
The point is

1063
00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:06,328
the needle on the marinade
injector was open-ended.

1064
00:38:06,363 --> 00:38:07,496
Based on the angle

1065
00:38:07,531 --> 00:38:09,165
that the victim was stabbed...

1066
00:38:12,302 --> 00:38:13,669
It's still awful
every time I see it.

1067
00:38:13,703 --> 00:38:15,004
Of course!

1068
00:38:15,038 --> 00:38:17,073
Because the sub-clavian artery

1069
00:38:17,107 --> 00:38:18,774
comes directly
from the aorta,

1070
00:38:18,809 --> 00:38:21,277
the blood pressure
would have been intense.

1071
00:38:21,311 --> 00:38:23,379
And our murderer would've
been drenched in blood.

1072
00:38:23,413 --> 00:38:24,580
This is excellent work.

1073
00:38:24,614 --> 00:38:26,515
Thank you.
It makes up

1074
00:38:26,550 --> 00:38:28,617
for whichever one of
you mistook this bone

1075
00:38:28,652 --> 00:38:30,686
for a human medial cuneiform.

1076
00:38:30,720 --> 00:38:32,321
Well, what is it?

1077
00:38:32,355 --> 00:38:33,622
It must be bovine.

1078
00:38:33,657 --> 00:38:34,623
That is incorrect.

1079
00:38:34,658 --> 00:38:36,425
It's equine.

1080
00:38:36,460 --> 00:38:38,461
As a senior intern
here, Ms. Wick.

1081
00:38:38,495 --> 00:38:40,529
That makes this your mistake.

1082
00:38:40,564 --> 00:38:41,764
Equine.

1083
00:38:41,798 --> 00:38:43,799
That means it's from a horse?

1084
00:38:43,834 --> 00:38:46,836
It wasn't Daisy.
I, uh, misidentified the bone.

1085
00:38:46,870 --> 00:38:48,637
Are you covering for her?

1086
00:38:48,672 --> 00:38:50,306
No. It's just, um,

1087
00:38:50,340 --> 00:38:52,875
now that I look again
it's obviously

1088
00:38:52,909 --> 00:38:54,777
the transected navicular
bone of a horse.

1089
00:38:54,811 --> 00:38:56,912
Silly me.

1090
00:38:56,947 --> 00:38:58,347
Please don't allow this
to happen in the future.

1091
00:38:58,381 --> 00:38:59,748
It was my fault.

1092
00:38:59,783 --> 00:39:01,183
He's taking blame
for something I did.

1093
00:39:01,218 --> 00:39:02,651
I think we already established

1094
00:39:02,686 --> 00:39:04,920
that's not in my nature.

1095
00:39:04,955 --> 00:39:05,988
Can we move on, please?

1096
00:39:06,022 --> 00:39:07,156
Yes.
Does this mean

1097
00:39:07,190 --> 00:39:09,658
the stew was made out of horse?

1098
00:39:09,693 --> 00:39:11,227
Horse and human.

1099
00:39:11,261 --> 00:39:12,995
Don't be nice to me,
it's weird.

1100
00:39:13,029 --> 00:39:15,164
You deal with it.
This could have gotten him killed.

1101
00:39:15,198 --> 00:39:16,665
He knew someone was putting
horse meat in the stew

1102
00:39:16,700 --> 00:39:19,168
and was threatening
to expose the company.

1103
00:39:19,202 --> 00:39:22,805
I'll let Booth and Sweets
take care of the motive.

1104
00:39:22,839 --> 00:39:25,341
All we do is provide them
with the science.

1105
00:39:28,879 --> 00:39:30,412
She's not fun at all, is she?

1106
00:39:30,447 --> 00:39:31,413
You've never seen Dr. Brennan

1107
00:39:31,448 --> 00:39:32,748
dressed as a cowgirl

1108
00:39:32,782 --> 00:39:34,083
drinking flaming sambucas

1109
00:39:34,117 --> 00:39:35,651
fighting biker chicks.

1110
00:39:35,685 --> 00:39:37,553
Okay, I want details, please.

1111
00:39:37,587 --> 00:39:39,488
Come on, I was nice to you.

1112
00:39:39,523 --> 00:39:41,323
Horse meat?
Which you fed to school children.

1113
00:39:41,358 --> 00:39:43,993
What you did was
incredibly dangerous.

1114
00:39:44,027 --> 00:39:45,895
This horse meat wasn't
properly inspected.

1115
00:39:45,929 --> 00:39:47,263
It could've been laced

1116
00:39:47,297 --> 00:39:49,465
with phenylbutazone,
which is toxic

1117
00:39:49,499 --> 00:39:51,033
to bone marrow
and on rare occasions

1118
00:39:51,067 --> 00:39:52,535
can cause aplastic anemia

1119
00:39:52,569 --> 00:39:53,736
if consumed.

1120
00:39:53,770 --> 00:39:55,404
Okay, so our quality control
was off.

1121
00:39:55,438 --> 00:39:57,573
Nobody needs to die for that.

1122
00:39:57,607 --> 00:39:58,641
Well, the FBI forensic
accountants

1123
00:39:58,675 --> 00:40:00,109
are going through your records.

1124
00:40:00,143 --> 00:40:01,443
But for now, look
what we got here.

1125
00:40:01,478 --> 00:40:03,879
You authorized the
purchase of beef

1126
00:40:03,914 --> 00:40:05,881
from this slaughterhouse
in Mexico.

1127
00:40:05,916 --> 00:40:08,050
Beef.

1128
00:40:08,084 --> 00:40:11,820
This slaughterhouse doesn't produce beef.
It only sells horse meat.

1129
00:40:11,855 --> 00:40:12,922
That's definitely something
you would've known.

1130
00:40:12,956 --> 00:40:14,557
Agent Booth here thinks

1131
00:40:14,591 --> 00:40:16,091
that Howard Compton
found this out,

1132
00:40:16,126 --> 00:40:17,993
and was going to tell
the authorities.

1133
00:40:18,028 --> 00:40:19,895
So, you killed him and you
tossed him in the horse meat.

1134
00:40:19,930 --> 00:40:23,232
I'm not going to confess
to killing Howard Compton.

1135
00:40:23,266 --> 00:40:24,867
You have no proof.

1136
00:40:24,901 --> 00:40:26,902
Oh, we don't want you
to confess, do we? - No.

1137
00:40:26,937 --> 00:40:28,103
That would be too difficult.
Waste of time.

1138
00:40:28,138 --> 00:40:29,071
It is a waste of time.

1139
00:40:29,105 --> 00:40:30,239
So you know what we did?

1140
00:40:30,273 --> 00:40:31,273
We just got a search warrant

1141
00:40:31,308 --> 00:40:32,508
so we can look in your hair.

1142
00:40:32,542 --> 00:40:34,276
Check my hair?
Mm-hmm.

1143
00:40:34,311 --> 00:40:36,045
For what?

1144
00:40:37,581 --> 00:40:38,647
Positive.

1145
00:40:38,682 --> 00:40:39,882
You washed your hair

1146
00:40:39,916 --> 00:40:41,617
a dozen times,
but it wasn't enough.

1147
00:40:41,651 --> 00:40:43,552
All right, you under arrest,
let's go.

1148
00:40:43,587 --> 00:40:44,887
Why are you handcuffing me?

1149
00:40:44,921 --> 00:40:46,722
Why? Because you murdered
Howard Compton.

1150
00:40:46,756 --> 00:40:48,657
That's why. Come on.

1151
00:41:05,141 --> 00:41:06,108
I was just leaving.

1152
00:41:06,142 --> 00:41:08,777
I know what you did.

1153
00:41:08,812 --> 00:41:11,747
You told Brennan
to let me take her

1154
00:41:11,781 --> 00:41:12,948
to that bachelorette party.

1155
00:41:12,983 --> 00:41:14,116
You knew we were drifting apart,

1156
00:41:14,150 --> 00:41:16,652
and you fixed it.
You know, Ange.

1157
00:41:16,686 --> 00:41:19,655
I just want Bones to have what's
coming to her, that's all.

1158
00:41:19,689 --> 00:41:21,457
Yeah, I get it.

1159
00:41:21,491 --> 00:41:22,992
You wanted her to have

1160
00:41:23,026 --> 00:41:24,627
her best friend back.

1161
00:41:26,229 --> 00:41:29,465
So, what about us?

1162
00:41:29,499 --> 00:41:31,600
Think we can be friends again?

1163
00:41:34,204 --> 00:41:36,138
I said some things, I know.

1164
00:41:36,172 --> 00:41:38,340
And I'm apologizing.

1165
00:41:38,375 --> 00:41:39,742
Look, Angela.

1166
00:41:39,776 --> 00:41:42,211
You know,
you-you put Bones first.

1167
00:41:42,245 --> 00:41:45,114
Okay, I forgot about that
for a while.

1168
00:41:46,116 --> 00:41:47,683
You think we could hug it out?

1169
00:41:47,717 --> 00:41:48,717
Not necessary, really.

1170
00:41:48,752 --> 00:41:49,852
Okay.

1171
00:41:49,886 --> 00:41:50,953
We're okay.

1172
00:41:50,987 --> 00:41:52,988
We're okay now, all right?

1173
00:41:53,023 --> 00:41:54,990
Everything's fine.

1174
00:41:55,025 --> 00:41:57,326
Aw, man, I miss this.

1175
00:41:57,360 --> 00:41:58,794
I mean, Brennan is really lucky
she's my friend

1176
00:41:58,828 --> 00:42:00,396
or I would totally
make a move on you.

1177
00:42:00,430 --> 00:42:03,032
Great, I really don't know
how to respond to that

1178
00:42:03,066 --> 00:42:05,668
where I come out looking
like a good guy.

1179
00:42:05,702 --> 00:42:08,337
You are a good guy.

1180
00:42:08,371 --> 00:42:10,572
Thanks.

1181
00:42:12,208 --> 00:42:14,677
You gave me my
best friend back.

1182
00:42:14,711 --> 00:42:16,578
Everybody needs
a best friend.

1183
00:42:16,613 --> 00:42:18,380
Well, who's your best friend?

1184
00:42:18,415 --> 00:42:19,915
Uh, do you want me
to say you?

1185
00:42:19,949 --> 00:42:21,083
No!

1186
00:42:21,117 --> 00:42:22,685
Wow, why'd you say it
like that?

1187
00:42:22,719 --> 00:42:25,321
Because the word "friend"
refers to a non-sexual,

1188
00:42:25,355 --> 00:42:28,557
platonic relationship and
I do not want that with you.

1189
00:42:28,591 --> 00:42:29,858
Me, either.

1190
00:42:29,893 --> 00:42:31,193
You are not my best friend.

1191
00:42:31,227 --> 00:42:32,328
Angela is my best friend.

1192
00:42:32,362 --> 00:42:33,796
You are a whole
other dimension.

1193
00:42:33,830 --> 00:42:35,564
A non-platonic dimension.

1194
00:42:35,598 --> 00:42:36,699
Yes.

1195
00:42:36,733 --> 00:42:37,800
If I ever became
your best friend,

1196
00:42:37,834 --> 00:42:39,034
I would take that as a sign

1197
00:42:39,069 --> 00:42:40,569
that we need to go
out into the world

1198
00:42:40,603 --> 00:42:42,404
and find other...
I got it, I got it, I got it.

1199
00:42:42,439 --> 00:42:43,839
I get it, I get it, okay?

1200
00:42:43,873 --> 00:42:46,108
I'm never ever gonna
be your best friend.

1201
00:42:46,142 --> 00:42:47,276
I hope not.
Okay, I won't.

1202
00:42:47,310 --> 00:42:48,610
Well, you never said

1203
00:42:48,645 --> 00:42:49,611
who your best friend is.

1204
00:42:49,646 --> 00:42:50,646
I know.

1205
00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:51,947
But not me.

1206
00:42:51,981 --> 00:42:54,717
No, not you.

1207
00:42:54,751 --> 00:42:57,052
You're a very romantic man.
Aw.

1208
00:42:57,087 --> 00:42:58,387
No, I'm not your friend.

1209
00:42:58,421 --> 00:42:59,555
I'm like your...
Not my friend.

1210
00:42:59,589 --> 00:43:01,390
sexual puppy dog.

1211
00:43:01,424 --> 00:43:02,958
More like a lion!

1212
00:43:02,992 --> 00:43:07,992
== sync, corrected by <font color=#00FF00>elderman</font> ==
<font color=#00FFFF>@elder_man</font>

1213
00:43:39,331 --> 00:43:41,765
What's that mean?

1214
00:43:46,302 --> 00:43:47,669
Dinner!

1215
00:43:47,704 --> 00:43:50,939
Ooh, I love
International Taco Night.

1216
00:43:50,974 --> 00:43:52,274
VIRGINIA
We have...

1217
00:43:52,308 --> 00:43:54,309
French fries, Greek yogurt,

1218
00:43:54,344 --> 00:43:56,645
Canadian bacon,
Chinese noodles,

1219
00:43:56,679 --> 00:43:58,046
Italian sausage,
American cheese,

1220
00:43:58,081 --> 00:44:01,183
and from the country
of Chile, chili.

1221
00:44:01,217 --> 00:44:02,518
Kind of just seems like
we're eating all the food

1222
00:44:02,552 --> 00:44:03,685
in the fridge
that was about to go bad.

1223
00:44:03,720 --> 00:44:05,287
Yes, but in a taco shell.

1224
00:44:05,321 --> 00:44:07,723
This is like the buffet
at the United Nations

1225
00:44:07,757 --> 00:44:09,224
without all the grab-ass.

1226
00:44:09,259 --> 00:44:11,126
Hope, look,
these noodles

1227
00:44:11,161 --> 00:44:12,728
were made all
the way in China

1228
00:44:12,762 --> 00:44:14,530
by little girls
the same age as you.

1229
00:44:14,564 --> 00:44:15,664
You know, in China

1230
00:44:15,698 --> 00:44:16,965
they actually eat
a completely different

1231
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:18,233
kind of noodle
than we have here.

1232
00:44:18,268 --> 00:44:19,501
I don't want to sound racist,

1233
00:44:19,536 --> 00:44:21,470
but I kind of think
all Chinese noodles look alike.

1234
00:44:21,504 --> 00:44:22,738
Yeah. I'm just saying.

1235
00:44:22,772 --> 00:44:24,473
My family used to travel a lot
when I was a kid.

1236
00:44:24,507 --> 00:44:25,667
China, Argentina,
Australia...