1 00:00:18,314 --> 00:00:19,679 Kids, about eight months 2 00:00:19,782 --> 00:00:21,841 into Aunt Lily and Uncle Marshall's engagement, 3 00:00:21,951 --> 00:00:24,317 there occurred a game-changing emergency, 4 00:00:25,655 --> 00:00:27,350 - Van Smoot is available. - Oh, my God. 5 00:00:27,457 --> 00:00:29,425 Van Smoot House was a gorgeous mansion 6 00:00:29,525 --> 00:00:30,719 right on the Hudson River, 7 00:00:30,827 --> 00:00:33,523 It had everything Marshall and Lily wanted for their wedding, 8 00:00:33,630 --> 00:00:37,066 but it was never available, And then, suddenly, it was, 9 00:00:37,600 --> 00:00:39,761 There was a cancellation two months from now. 10 00:00:39,869 --> 00:00:42,167 You want to have our wedding in two months? 11 00:00:42,272 --> 00:00:43,739 No. It's impossible. 12 00:00:43,840 --> 00:00:46,308 It's Van Smoot, Lily. It's the dream. 13 00:00:46,776 --> 00:00:49,438 No, there's just not enough time. There's no... 14 00:00:50,413 --> 00:00:51,675 Mini-vomit. 15 00:00:51,781 --> 00:00:54,443 Okay, look, look, look. I know that it's sudden, but check it. 16 00:00:54,550 --> 00:00:57,644 If we don't take this, guess who's on their way with a deposit check? 17 00:00:57,754 --> 00:00:58,982 Todd and Valerie? 18 00:01:01,457 --> 00:01:02,754 When you're planning a wedding, 19 00:01:02,859 --> 00:01:04,520 there's always one couple with similar taste 20 00:01:04,627 --> 00:01:06,788 that seems to be one step ahead of you, 21 00:01:06,896 --> 00:01:08,989 Todd and Valerie were that couple, 22 00:01:10,166 --> 00:01:13,363 We got to make a decision. Todd and Valerie are in motion. 23 00:01:15,471 --> 00:01:16,961 Van Smoot! 24 00:01:17,874 --> 00:01:19,603 No! Kids, color! 25 00:01:23,212 --> 00:01:25,908 - Baby, pick me. - Come on, come on, come on. 26 00:01:39,329 --> 00:01:42,264 Hello, Marshall. Lily. 27 00:01:43,166 --> 00:01:45,896 Todd. Valerie. 28 00:01:47,870 --> 00:01:49,269 Stairs. 29 00:01:52,108 --> 00:01:55,976 I can't believe it. We got Van Smoot House. 30 00:01:56,079 --> 00:02:01,016 It is on. It is on! Like the former Soviet Republic of Azerbaijan. 31 00:02:02,352 --> 00:02:03,649 - What? - You're a wonder. 32 00:02:03,753 --> 00:02:05,812 Wow. You guys are getting married in two months. 33 00:02:05,922 --> 00:02:07,287 How are you going to get everything done? 34 00:02:07,390 --> 00:02:10,689 Division of labor. Everyone's got a job to do, so listen up. 35 00:02:10,793 --> 00:02:13,660 Okay, Robin, you and Ted go to the florist. 36 00:02:15,264 --> 00:02:18,427 Robin had been mad at me since the night I slightly exaggerated 37 00:02:18,534 --> 00:02:20,866 my not-having-a-girlfriend-ness, 38 00:02:21,170 --> 00:02:23,263 - Was it... - It was your girlfriend. 39 00:02:24,340 --> 00:02:26,331 You might want to call her back. 40 00:02:26,843 --> 00:02:30,677 Or, actually, Robin, why don't you go to the florist? 41 00:02:30,780 --> 00:02:35,615 And, Ted, I could use your keen architectural eye on the invitations. 42 00:02:36,319 --> 00:02:38,947 Wow, that was really awkward, Lil. 43 00:02:41,224 --> 00:02:44,216 And still. It's still really awkward right now. 44 00:02:46,062 --> 00:02:48,223 Hey, what about me? What's my job? What do I get to do? 45 00:02:48,331 --> 00:02:49,958 Okay, your job is very simple. 46 00:02:50,066 --> 00:02:54,799 At the wedding, do not sleep with anyone even remotely related to me. 47 00:02:57,774 --> 00:03:00,334 Lil, you know I can't promise that. 48 00:03:06,616 --> 00:03:09,380 Look how cute she looks. All tuckered out. 49 00:03:11,087 --> 00:03:15,421 Hey, babe. Hey, little one. Hey, Lilypad. 50 00:03:15,525 --> 00:03:18,585 Crap! Band! We forgot a band! 51 00:03:18,694 --> 00:03:21,527 It's just gonna be silence and then people chewing. 52 00:03:21,631 --> 00:03:25,567 Baby, don't worry about it. I called The 88! 53 00:03:25,835 --> 00:03:27,462 - Who? - The 88. 54 00:03:27,570 --> 00:03:30,368 They're this awesome band. They played my law review party. 55 00:03:30,473 --> 00:03:33,306 They were found guilty. On three counts of rocking. 56 00:03:33,409 --> 00:03:35,536 Yeah, I saw them two months ago at my cousin Bonzo's wedding. 57 00:03:35,645 --> 00:03:36,634 They were great. 58 00:03:36,746 --> 00:03:39,510 John "Bonzo" Bonham from Led Zeppelin? 59 00:03:39,615 --> 00:03:42,914 Yes, Lily, my cousin, the drummer from Led Zeppelin who died in 1980, 60 00:03:43,019 --> 00:03:45,078 got married two months ago. 61 00:03:45,822 --> 00:03:48,882 Look, I can't sign off on a band I've never even seen. 62 00:03:48,991 --> 00:03:51,016 We don't even know if they can play our song. 63 00:03:51,127 --> 00:03:53,652 They're going to have to come over here and audition. 64 00:03:53,763 --> 00:03:57,699 Baby, The 88 don't audition. They're like The Wiggles of wedding bands. 65 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:00,161 Well, then I have to say no. 66 00:04:01,804 --> 00:04:04,432 Baby, they're only holding the date until Monday. 67 00:04:04,540 --> 00:04:07,065 Well, are they playing anywhere this weekend? 68 00:04:07,777 --> 00:04:09,540 Let me check their website. 69 00:04:10,780 --> 00:04:11,974 What? 70 00:04:12,115 --> 00:04:14,549 Lily, you're being a wee bit intense about this band thing. 71 00:04:14,650 --> 00:04:20,054 Intense? I have a wedding to plan in nine weeks for 200 people. 72 00:04:20,323 --> 00:04:23,349 Even if a dinosaur should poke his head out of my butt 73 00:04:23,459 --> 00:04:25,154 and consume this coffee table, 74 00:04:25,261 --> 00:04:28,492 - I need you to roll with it, okay? - Wow. 75 00:04:29,465 --> 00:04:32,730 Guys. I just tasted an amazing caterer. 76 00:04:32,835 --> 00:04:36,271 - We already have a caterer. - Oh, right. You're getting married. 77 00:04:36,439 --> 00:04:38,532 You see what I did there? 78 00:04:39,108 --> 00:04:43,067 It looks like The 88 are playing at a high school prom 79 00:04:43,179 --> 00:04:45,044 in New Jersey tomorrow. 80 00:04:45,148 --> 00:04:47,207 A prom? Can we go to that? 81 00:04:47,316 --> 00:04:51,343 Yeah, we'll just call the high school, they'll let us stand in the back and watch. 82 00:04:52,355 --> 00:04:54,186 - Yeah. No, they won't. - Why not? 83 00:04:54,290 --> 00:04:56,155 'Cause it turns out we're not in high school. 84 00:04:56,259 --> 00:04:57,658 No sweat, we'll just sneak in. 85 00:04:57,760 --> 00:04:59,785 We're not sneaking into a high school prom. 86 00:04:59,896 --> 00:05:01,761 Yes, we are. It's the only way. 87 00:05:01,864 --> 00:05:03,354 You're getting on board with Barney's idea? 88 00:05:03,466 --> 00:05:05,400 Man, you really have snapped. 89 00:05:05,501 --> 00:05:07,901 It's nine weeks till the wedding. At this point, 90 00:05:08,004 --> 00:05:10,234 I'd say yes to just about anything. 91 00:05:10,339 --> 00:05:12,000 - Well... - No, Barney. 92 00:05:19,494 --> 00:05:22,827 And so, Aunt Lily hatched the plan to crash a prom, 93 00:05:22,931 --> 00:05:24,523 - I'll go with you. - Really? 94 00:05:24,633 --> 00:05:26,123 Yeah, I never got to go to my prom. 95 00:05:26,234 --> 00:05:28,668 We always had field hockey nationals in the spring. 96 00:05:29,904 --> 00:05:31,098 Lesbian. 97 00:05:31,606 --> 00:05:33,938 The cough is supposed to cover the "lesbian." 98 00:05:34,042 --> 00:05:37,307 No, I'm trying to start a thing where the cough is separate. 99 00:05:37,679 --> 00:05:40,409 Do you think we look young enough to blend in at a high school? 100 00:05:40,515 --> 00:05:43,382 Please, I'm ageless, Scherbatsky just needs a good night's sleep, 101 00:05:43,485 --> 00:05:46,477 and you've got "statutory" written all over your body. 102 00:05:46,988 --> 00:05:48,387 Hey, why don't we all go? 103 00:05:48,490 --> 00:05:50,583 I don't know. More people might be harder to sneak in. 104 00:05:50,692 --> 00:05:53,024 We don't want to mess things up for Lily. 105 00:05:53,128 --> 00:05:56,029 Yeah, you're right. Besides, Marshall and I have been planning 106 00:05:56,131 --> 00:05:57,792 on having a guys' night out before the wedding. 107 00:05:57,899 --> 00:05:59,366 Why don't we just make it tomorrow night? 108 00:05:59,467 --> 00:06:02,732 Sounds awesome. We should go out and just get fricking weird. 109 00:06:02,837 --> 00:06:03,895 - Yeah. - 'Cause, you know, 110 00:06:04,005 --> 00:06:05,370 you'd be a bad, bad man, 111 00:06:05,473 --> 00:06:06,906 and I be an outlaw. 112 00:06:08,076 --> 00:06:09,065 What? 113 00:06:09,177 --> 00:06:13,409 Wow. Hey, Thelma, Louise, y'all don't drive off no cliffs now, you hear? 114 00:06:13,915 --> 00:06:15,246 Lame! 115 00:06:16,751 --> 00:06:20,448 But seriously, leave me a message, and we'll meet up later. 116 00:06:23,058 --> 00:06:24,958 All right, what do you think? 117 00:06:25,660 --> 00:06:26,991 Horrible. 118 00:06:27,429 --> 00:06:29,556 You're gonna make such a great dad. 119 00:06:30,298 --> 00:06:33,597 You look so classy and nice. You're gonna stick out like a sore thumb. 120 00:06:33,702 --> 00:06:35,897 Have you seen how the kids are dressing these days, 121 00:06:36,004 --> 00:06:38,404 with the Ashlee and the Lindsay and the Paris? 122 00:06:38,506 --> 00:06:41,964 They all dress like strippers. It's go ho or go home. 123 00:06:42,777 --> 00:06:45,405 Well, we have to get in. I have to see this band, 124 00:06:45,513 --> 00:06:47,447 'cause we have to make a decision by Monday, 125 00:06:47,549 --> 00:06:49,312 'cause I'm getting married in 71 days, 126 00:06:49,417 --> 00:06:50,509 and we still don't have... 127 00:06:50,618 --> 00:06:53,610 Sweetie, just focus on one thing at a time, okay? 128 00:06:53,722 --> 00:06:56,782 Right now, you just have to dress like a whore and that's it. 129 00:06:56,891 --> 00:06:58,859 - All right. - That's the spirit. 130 00:06:58,960 --> 00:07:01,155 Now, ladies, slut up. 131 00:07:04,799 --> 00:07:09,293 I never thought this would be a bad thing, but my wardrobe just isn't slutty enough. 132 00:07:11,106 --> 00:07:14,007 - I didn't know I still had this. - What? 133 00:07:15,243 --> 00:07:17,677 The dress I wore to my actual prom. 134 00:07:22,984 --> 00:07:28,217 Dude, you are the hottest girl at this prom, and not like in a corporate, plastic way. 135 00:07:28,323 --> 00:07:31,884 Like, truly, truly hot. Like a hot soul. 136 00:07:33,261 --> 00:07:35,752 You look great, too, Scooter. 137 00:07:35,864 --> 00:07:39,630 So, big news. I heard from umpire school. I'm in! 138 00:07:40,368 --> 00:07:45,237 Oh, disco! I am so happy for you. 139 00:07:45,607 --> 00:07:48,269 You mean happy for us, right, babe? 140 00:07:49,277 --> 00:07:52,371 Scooter, you're gonna be an umpire someday. 141 00:07:52,747 --> 00:07:56,877 No, baby. We're gonna be an umpire someday. 142 00:07:58,987 --> 00:07:59,954 Nice. 143 00:08:00,054 --> 00:08:03,251 Now, you ladies look good, but your outfits are missing just one thing. 144 00:08:03,358 --> 00:08:06,521 No, Barney, this is as far as we're going to go. I'm not showing any more... 145 00:08:06,628 --> 00:08:10,064 Two beautiful flowers for two beautiful flowers. 146 00:08:11,332 --> 00:08:13,630 Sweet. Thank you. 147 00:08:13,735 --> 00:08:14,724 Hmm. 148 00:08:15,437 --> 00:08:16,137 - Robin, are you tearing up? - No. 149 00:08:16,138 --> 00:08:18,662 - Robin, are you tearing up? - No. 150 00:08:19,641 --> 00:08:22,075 I've never been to prom before, okay? 151 00:08:22,644 --> 00:08:24,771 - We got to go. See you. - Bye, have fun. 152 00:08:24,879 --> 00:08:26,176 - Bye. - See you. 153 00:08:28,550 --> 00:08:31,417 They grow up into skanks so fast, don't they, Ted? 154 00:08:31,519 --> 00:08:33,544 - So, what, we ready for tonight? - Yeah. 155 00:08:33,655 --> 00:08:34,917 Just one thing we got to do first. 156 00:08:35,023 --> 00:08:36,012 Shot of Jim Beam? 157 00:08:36,124 --> 00:08:37,216 - Yeah. - Yes! 158 00:08:37,325 --> 00:08:40,852 And then I promised Lily that we'd stuff 200 wedding invitations. 159 00:08:40,995 --> 00:08:42,485 - What? - I'm sorry, dude, 160 00:08:42,597 --> 00:08:44,121 but you saw how stressed out she is. 161 00:08:44,232 --> 00:08:47,258 Come on! You've been doing wedding stuff nonstop. Take a break. 162 00:08:47,368 --> 00:08:48,926 Once you're married, if we go out, 163 00:08:49,037 --> 00:08:51,130 and you get so drunk you throw up, it'll be sad, 164 00:08:51,239 --> 00:08:54,106 but if we do it tonight, it'll be less sad. 165 00:08:54,209 --> 00:08:57,337 Okay, it'll be cool. I'll tell you what. We'll make a game out of it. 166 00:08:57,445 --> 00:09:00,744 First one to stuff 100 invitations gets a big prize. 167 00:09:01,115 --> 00:09:02,776 Do I look like I'm four? 168 00:09:03,351 --> 00:09:05,979 All right, what kind of prize are we talking about? 169 00:09:07,555 --> 00:09:10,183 Wow, a lot more security than when we were kids. 170 00:09:10,291 --> 00:09:11,815 - Is this gonna work? - Yeah. 171 00:09:11,926 --> 00:09:15,555 Look, when I was 17, I used to sneak into clubs all the time. 172 00:09:15,663 --> 00:09:18,598 It's all about confidence. Follow me. 173 00:09:19,400 --> 00:09:22,733 Happy prom, everybody. Going to prom. 174 00:09:24,706 --> 00:09:26,537 - You're adults. - Okay, bye. 175 00:09:28,009 --> 00:09:32,776 Okay, look, I just need to see the band. I'm getting married in two months, and... 176 00:09:32,881 --> 00:09:34,542 And you're just finding a band? 177 00:09:34,649 --> 00:09:36,173 Hey, hey. 178 00:09:37,385 --> 00:09:41,412 I'm sorry, ma'am. You either need to be a student or the date of a student. 179 00:09:44,225 --> 00:09:47,126 Wow. "Ma'am?" Check and mate. 180 00:09:47,228 --> 00:09:49,560 It's cool. Time to activate Plan "B." 181 00:09:49,664 --> 00:09:52,599 Scherbatsky, how comfortable are you with a crossbow? 182 00:09:52,934 --> 00:09:54,265 Scherbatsky? 183 00:09:54,969 --> 00:09:58,200 Hey, guys. You want to take two hot girls to prom? 184 00:09:59,407 --> 00:10:01,568 We don't have that kind of money. 185 00:10:01,676 --> 00:10:03,974 - For free. - Oh, hell yeah. 186 00:10:04,212 --> 00:10:07,079 - Great. I'm Robin, this is my friend Lily. - Hi. 187 00:10:07,181 --> 00:10:08,739 - Shall we? - Sure. 188 00:10:10,385 --> 00:10:12,945 I knew it would happen. This is the dream. 189 00:10:13,855 --> 00:10:15,550 Hey, wait. How's Barney getting in? 190 00:10:15,657 --> 00:10:17,750 Don't worry about me. I'll get in. 191 00:10:18,726 --> 00:10:21,320 Oh, I'll get in. 192 00:10:38,393 --> 00:10:40,520 - We're in! - Thank you, We're going to take a break, 193 00:10:40,662 --> 00:10:41,993 You're kidding me. 194 00:10:42,096 --> 00:10:45,327 Hey, you ladies want something to take the edge off? 195 00:10:47,402 --> 00:10:49,597 Yeah, what the hell? It's prom. 196 00:10:54,008 --> 00:10:55,669 That tastes like cough syrup. 197 00:10:55,777 --> 00:10:59,838 Yeah, we couldn't get any alcohol. Our fake IDs say we're only 20. 198 00:10:59,948 --> 00:11:02,610 We didn't realize it till after we bought them. 199 00:11:02,850 --> 00:11:07,048 Nerds who aren't good at math? Life's going to be rough, boys. 200 00:11:10,325 --> 00:11:11,917 Hi. Excuse me. 201 00:11:12,026 --> 00:11:15,689 I was wondering if you guys could play Good Feeling by the Violent Femmes. 202 00:11:15,797 --> 00:11:17,560 I know it's probably not in your repertoire, 203 00:11:17,665 --> 00:11:21,066 but I'm getting married and my fiancé wants to hire you guys as the band, 204 00:11:21,202 --> 00:11:23,295 but I can't sign off on it until I hear you play Good Feeling 205 00:11:23,404 --> 00:11:24,666 because that's our song, 206 00:11:24,772 --> 00:11:25,966 and what kind of wedding band would you be 207 00:11:26,074 --> 00:11:28,838 if you couldn't play our song, right? Right? 208 00:11:28,943 --> 00:11:33,073 Look, I'm kind of wasted right now, so I didn't understand any of that. 209 00:11:33,181 --> 00:11:36,150 But if you get us the sheet music, we'll play your song. 210 00:11:36,250 --> 00:11:37,239 Okay. 211 00:11:37,352 --> 00:11:39,684 So, you buzzing, baby? 212 00:11:40,955 --> 00:11:42,820 My phlegm feels looser. 213 00:11:55,603 --> 00:12:00,472 This is pathetic. It's guys' night. We should be out in a bar getting in fights. 214 00:12:01,843 --> 00:12:04,038 Hey, if I got in a fight, would you have my back? 215 00:12:04,145 --> 00:12:05,510 You know it. 216 00:12:06,848 --> 00:12:08,782 I'd have your back, too. 217 00:12:09,617 --> 00:12:10,743 That's cool. 218 00:12:12,487 --> 00:12:15,820 What, you don't think you'd need my help? Hey, you don't know what I can do. 219 00:12:15,923 --> 00:12:16,981 I'm like... 220 00:12:18,226 --> 00:12:19,250 Like a berserker. 221 00:12:19,360 --> 00:12:21,794 Okay, Ted. Hello? 222 00:12:21,996 --> 00:12:23,429 Hey, it's Robin. 223 00:12:23,531 --> 00:12:26,557 Lily needs you to download the sheet music for Good Feeling 224 00:12:26,668 --> 00:12:28,932 and bring it out here, like, now. 225 00:12:29,237 --> 00:12:32,468 Hang on. It's Robin. She wants me to go to prom. 226 00:12:34,142 --> 00:12:37,009 - Can Ted come? - Wait! Don't ask! That's so lame! 227 00:12:37,111 --> 00:12:38,942 I don't even want to go, anyway. 228 00:12:40,114 --> 00:12:42,548 I don't know. Things have been so weird between us. 229 00:12:42,950 --> 00:12:44,440 What'd she say? What'd she say? 230 00:12:45,319 --> 00:12:47,844 He lied and told me he broke up with his girlfriend 231 00:12:47,955 --> 00:12:49,650 to try to hook up with me. 232 00:12:49,757 --> 00:12:53,818 I mean, I know he apologized for it but it's just... It's not easy to forgive. 233 00:12:54,395 --> 00:12:56,590 Well, look, if you absolutely must bring Ted, 234 00:12:56,698 --> 00:12:59,758 it's not like I'm going to claw my own eyes out if he comes. 235 00:13:00,001 --> 00:13:01,593 Okay, bye. 236 00:13:03,037 --> 00:13:04,402 She totally wants you to come. 237 00:13:08,976 --> 00:13:11,376 All right, sheet music's on the way. 238 00:13:13,281 --> 00:13:14,475 You okay? 239 00:13:15,149 --> 00:13:19,176 There's just so much to do for this wedding. My head is swirling. 240 00:13:19,287 --> 00:13:21,847 It's just all moving too fast. 241 00:13:22,156 --> 00:13:25,887 How is it moving too fast? We've been together for two years. 242 00:13:25,993 --> 00:13:27,187 I just... 243 00:13:27,462 --> 00:13:31,057 I just don't want everything in my life to be decided already. 244 00:13:31,165 --> 00:13:34,601 What's decided? I go to umpire school, you go to college. 245 00:13:34,702 --> 00:13:36,829 We move into my dad's house in Staten Island. 246 00:13:36,938 --> 00:13:40,965 We have kids, we grow old together. What's decided? It's wide open! 247 00:13:42,677 --> 00:13:47,808 Scooter, when I go off to college, that's the end for us. 248 00:13:49,183 --> 00:13:51,674 You're breaking up with me? 249 00:13:52,286 --> 00:13:54,811 There's still so much I want to do. 250 00:13:54,922 --> 00:13:58,688 I want to travel, live overseas as an artist, 251 00:13:58,893 --> 00:14:01,384 maybe have a lesbian relationship. 252 00:14:02,497 --> 00:14:07,059 Plus, I think I was just dating you 'cause you look a little bit like Kurt Cobain. 253 00:14:07,168 --> 00:14:08,931 I can't believe this. 254 00:14:09,737 --> 00:14:12,228 I can change. I can look more like Kurt Cobain. 255 00:14:12,340 --> 00:14:16,242 Please, just don't leave me! I'm nothing without you, baby. 256 00:14:16,344 --> 00:14:20,041 Please don't put that kind of pressure on me! It's too much! 257 00:14:20,581 --> 00:14:23,641 - It's just one dance. God! - What? 258 00:14:24,385 --> 00:14:26,546 Well, we did promise them one dance. 259 00:14:27,255 --> 00:14:28,745 Yeah, sure, okay. 260 00:14:37,131 --> 00:14:42,068 So, Andrew, what's your big plan? What's life going to be like after tonight? 261 00:14:42,603 --> 00:14:45,003 Well, you know, I got it all worked out. 262 00:14:45,106 --> 00:14:48,200 Leave this place in my dust, four awesome years at college, 263 00:14:48,309 --> 00:14:52,336 and then I'll move to Prague or start my own video game company or something. 264 00:14:52,446 --> 00:14:54,311 - No, you won't. - I won't? 265 00:14:54,415 --> 00:14:57,851 No, you won't accomplish anything you set out to. 266 00:14:57,952 --> 00:15:00,386 You'll get a girlfriend the first day of college 267 00:15:00,488 --> 00:15:03,082 and you'll give up your independence and you'll never live abroad 268 00:15:03,191 --> 00:15:05,455 and you'll wind up old before your time, wondering, 269 00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:08,529 "Whatever happened to my hopes and my dreams?" 270 00:15:09,497 --> 00:15:12,159 You really think I'll get a girlfriend? 271 00:15:13,501 --> 00:15:16,834 So, what's the deal here? Am I getting lucky tonight? 272 00:15:18,239 --> 00:15:23,643 Sean, look, you're a nice guy, but I just don't... 273 00:15:26,581 --> 00:15:29,106 No, you're not getting lucky tonight. 274 00:15:46,397 --> 00:15:48,627 Okay, just be cool. Don't look at me. 275 00:15:49,700 --> 00:15:51,861 - Okay. - How'd you get in here? 276 00:15:52,336 --> 00:15:54,531 What's it to you, giant turtle? 277 00:15:55,706 --> 00:15:57,196 It's me. Barney. 278 00:15:58,342 --> 00:16:01,937 - Hey. Where's Lily? - She's in the bathroom. 279 00:16:02,046 --> 00:16:03,604 - Wait here, I should go talk to the band. - All right. 280 00:16:03,714 --> 00:16:05,045 How did you guys get in here? 281 00:16:05,149 --> 00:16:08,175 - We just snuck in the back. - You just... Are you serious? 282 00:16:08,285 --> 00:16:10,446 I've been trying to get in here all night. 283 00:16:10,554 --> 00:16:15,116 I finally paid a janitor 200 bucks to let me borrow this mascot costume. 284 00:16:15,559 --> 00:16:17,424 - But you got in. - Yeah. 285 00:16:17,728 --> 00:16:19,889 Slow and steady won the race. 286 00:16:22,833 --> 00:16:25,324 Hey, bro, have you seen my fiancée, Lily? 287 00:16:25,436 --> 00:16:29,202 Your fiancée? Whoa. Tonight she's with me, bro. 288 00:16:29,306 --> 00:16:31,297 Unless you're looking for trouble. 289 00:16:31,408 --> 00:16:34,536 Listen, little buddy, I understand it's prom and the adrenaline's pumping, but... 290 00:16:34,645 --> 00:16:36,636 No, not tonight. I've waited too long for this. 291 00:16:36,747 --> 00:16:40,080 I finally got a girl and I'm not going to let you take her away from me. 292 00:16:40,184 --> 00:16:41,708 Whoah, whoah. 293 00:16:41,819 --> 00:16:44,913 - Look, let's not get carried away. - Nunchaku! 294 00:16:46,123 --> 00:16:47,647 I'm coming at you! 295 00:16:48,959 --> 00:16:52,087 I can't believe I unloaded like that on a high school senior. 296 00:16:52,196 --> 00:16:55,962 I can't believe a high school senior unloaded like that on me. 297 00:16:57,835 --> 00:17:01,293 I'm going to ask you something and maybe it's crazy 298 00:17:01,405 --> 00:17:03,339 'cause you guys are the cutest couple ever. 299 00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:06,432 But are you having second thoughts? 300 00:17:09,713 --> 00:17:10,805 Yeah. 301 00:17:11,248 --> 00:17:13,978 But not about Marshall. About me. 302 00:17:14,718 --> 00:17:18,882 I just keep thinking about the girl I was 10 years ago 303 00:17:18,989 --> 00:17:21,321 and wondering what happened to her. 304 00:17:22,126 --> 00:17:23,855 I don't want to be tied down. 305 00:17:23,961 --> 00:17:27,192 I want to live in France and Spain and Italy 306 00:17:27,297 --> 00:17:30,664 and just soak up life and put it on a canvas, 307 00:17:30,768 --> 00:17:34,636 even if it means being a waitress in crappy cafés for five years, 308 00:17:34,738 --> 00:17:37,172 I don't care. I'm going to be a painter. 309 00:17:37,274 --> 00:17:42,109 And I can't do any of that with a boyfriend shackled around my neck, you know? 310 00:17:44,014 --> 00:17:47,950 But, anyway, I'm blabbering. Way to make new friends, Lily. 311 00:17:49,286 --> 00:17:51,447 I'm sorry. What was your name again? 312 00:17:52,122 --> 00:17:53,521 Marshall. 313 00:17:54,391 --> 00:17:57,622 Nice to meet you, Marshall. Guess we're hall mates. 314 00:17:58,295 --> 00:17:59,262 Yeah. 315 00:18:02,366 --> 00:18:03,924 It works. 316 00:18:04,435 --> 00:18:08,701 - Violent Femmes. I love this song. - Me, too. 317 00:18:11,809 --> 00:18:15,336 I didn't have any of the experiences I set out to. 318 00:18:16,346 --> 00:18:21,750 The travel, the bohemian art life, my big lesbian experience. 319 00:18:22,219 --> 00:18:24,050 I didn't do any of it. 320 00:18:24,955 --> 00:18:28,550 Lily, you're marrying your best friend in the world. 321 00:18:28,859 --> 00:18:32,556 I mean, isn't that worth all the other experiences combined? 322 00:18:33,997 --> 00:18:35,123 Yeah. 323 00:18:35,499 --> 00:18:39,094 And, look, you can still travel. I mean, you can still paint. 324 00:18:39,203 --> 00:18:41,899 And as far as your lesbian experience... 325 00:18:45,209 --> 00:18:46,904 - Happy? - Yeah. 326 00:18:47,945 --> 00:18:50,277 - So field hockey, huh? - Shut up. 327 00:18:52,983 --> 00:18:55,747 Trespassing, assaulting a minor. 328 00:18:55,853 --> 00:18:58,788 And this mascot costume you stole cost $5,000. 329 00:18:59,389 --> 00:19:01,448 We can have you guys arrested, you know that? 330 00:19:01,558 --> 00:19:03,924 Oh, come on, you're the one who let in a kid with nunchucks. 331 00:19:04,027 --> 00:19:06,791 You call yourself security guards? I was just defending my boy here. 332 00:19:06,897 --> 00:19:09,957 - I totally could have taken that kid. - Yeah, and I totally had your back, so... 333 00:19:10,067 --> 00:19:13,002 - Well, I didn't need it, but thanks. - Yeah, you did, and you're welcome. 334 00:19:13,103 --> 00:19:16,004 No, the kid was totally like a white belt and I'm gigantic. 335 00:19:16,106 --> 00:19:19,633 Listen, guys, I'm sorry. Please, I just need to get in there for one more song. 336 00:19:19,743 --> 00:19:21,267 Absolutely not. 337 00:19:22,513 --> 00:19:25,414 You guys will thank me for this later, okay? 338 00:19:26,083 --> 00:19:30,042 - Listen, Don, Ray, can't we all... - Hey! 339 00:19:32,689 --> 00:19:35,385 You know, for a turtle, he's surprisingly quick. 340 00:19:38,295 --> 00:19:41,822 This one goes out to that redhead girl and that tall guy. 341 00:20:06,557 --> 00:20:09,583 - So, how was your first prom? - You tell me. 342 00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:14,988 I hated my dress, my date got wasted and puked on me, there was a huge fight, 343 00:20:15,098 --> 00:20:16,827 and I kissed a girl. 344 00:20:17,267 --> 00:20:19,258 So, basically, it was a prom. 345 00:20:21,338 --> 00:20:25,672 Okay, I've missed you. Not in a we're-going-to-make-out way, 346 00:20:26,577 --> 00:20:31,480 not even in an I-forgive-you way. Just in an I've-missed-you way. 347 00:20:33,083 --> 00:20:34,778 I'll take what I can get. 348 00:20:37,588 --> 00:20:40,614 And that, my friends, is why you don't get your money's worth 349 00:20:40,724 --> 00:20:43,056 when you wear jeans to a strip club. 350 00:20:46,296 --> 00:20:49,561 So you got to admit, The 88 are rocking our song. 351 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,558 Yeah, it's good. 352 00:20:52,336 --> 00:20:54,133 Band. Check. 353 00:20:55,739 --> 00:20:58,640 Two months, baby. Two months. 354 00:21:00,877 --> 00:21:02,208 Two months.