1
00:00:00,900 --> 00:00:03,800
Copii, in primavara anului 2008, ceva ciudat

2
00:00:03,800 --> 00:00:05,900
se intampla cu unchiul Barney.

3
00:00:05,900 --> 00:00:07,000
In general se descurca foarte bine cu femeile.

4
00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:09,400
Si i-am bagat in gura tubul de oxigen sub presiune.

5
00:00:09,400 --> 00:00:12,100
Apoi am tras in tub, boom, adio rechin.

6
00:00:12,100 --> 00:00:14,300
Iar eu si Dl Holland am inotat pana la tarm.

7
00:00:15,400 --> 00:00:17,000
Hei, da-mi voie sa-ti aduc o bautura noua.

8
00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:18,900
Lipsise doar pentru cateva momente

9
00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:20,200
dar cand s-a intors...

10
00:00:21,200 --> 00:00:21,600
Unde am ramas?

11
00:00:22,800 --> 00:00:23,900
Primeste o palma!

12
00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:25,200
-Si a continuat sa se intample la fel...     
-Nesimtitule!

13
00:00:28,700 --> 00:00:31,400
pana cand Lily a fost abordata de o femeie misterioasa

14
00:00:31,400 --> 00:00:33,400
care a avertizat-o sa stea departe de Barney...

15
00:00:34,600 --> 00:00:35,800
Si cand acelasi lucru s-a intamplat inca o data...

16
00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:40,000
Din nou? Serios?
Ia stai!

17
00:00:40,400 --> 00:00:41,900
Barney stia dupa cine sa se uite

18
00:01:01,460 --> 00:01:02,930
Hei, scuza-ma.

19
00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:04,800
M-am culcat cu tine si apoi te-am lasat balta?

20
00:01:04,860 --> 00:01:06,430
Nu.

21
00:01:07,700 --> 00:01:09,760
Ce faci vineri?

22
00:01:12,130 --> 00:01:13,160
Hei!

23
00:01:13,230 --> 00:01:14,800
Oh... nu.

24
00:01:14,860 --> 00:01:16,060
Opreste!

25
00:01:17,360 --> 00:01:19,960
Amy?

26
00:01:20,030 --> 00:01:22,100
Abby.
Exact

27
00:01:26,800 --> 00:01:33,700
 

28
00:01:33,700 --> 00:01:37,060
traducerea:
andreea_i22@yahoo.com 

29
00:01:40,060 --> 00:01:42,100
Copii, uneori puteti face ceva bun 

30
00:01:42,160 --> 00:01:43,660
de o mie de ori la rand...

31
00:01:43,730 --> 00:01:45,800
Un curcubeu!

32
00:01:45,860 --> 00:01:48,500
Ce frumos!

33
00:01:48,560 --> 00:01:51,260
Ce curcubeu frumos!

34
00:01:51,360 --> 00:01:54,430
Alt curcubeu?

35
00:01:54,500 --> 00:01:56,630
E frumos!

36
00:01:56,700 --> 00:01:59,200
Si deodata, pentru a mia si intaia oara...

37
00:01:59,260 --> 00:02:00,900
Cred ca glumesti.

38
00:02:00,960 --> 00:02:03,300
Serious acum, chiar nu te-ai saturat de lucrurile astea?

39
00:02:05,830 --> 00:02:08,260
Hei, cum a fost ziua de azi?

40
00:02:08,330 --> 00:02:11,460
Azi am tipat la o fetita 
pentru ca desenase un curcubeu.

41
00:02:11,530 --> 00:02:12,700
Un curcubeu?

42
00:02:12,760 --> 00:02:14,260
Se pare ca acea catea a meritat-o.

43
00:02:18,100 --> 00:02:21,160
Tocmai m-am intalnit cu furnizorul.

44
00:02:21,230 --> 00:02:22,500
si se pare ca,

45
00:02:22,560 --> 00:02:24,160
reparatia podelelor din apartamentul nou

46
00:02:24,230 --> 00:02:26,260
va costa putin mai mult decat ceea ce am estimat.

47
00:02:26,330 --> 00:02:28,530
Dar abia daca ne puteam permite 
si suma de la inceput.

48
00:02:28,600 --> 00:02:30,730
Nu-mi place sa-ti zic asta,

49
00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:33,360
dar cred ca va trebui
sa-ti vinzi din lucruri.

50
00:02:33,430 --> 00:02:34,730
Whoa! Marshall,

51
00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:36,830
ala era doar un joc
pe care il jucam in dormitor.

52
00:02:36,900 --> 00:02:38,830
Ma refer la hainele tale.

53
00:02:38,900 --> 00:02:40,760
Toate acele lucruri de firma.

54
00:02:40,830 --> 00:02:41,830
Ce?

55
00:02:41,900 --> 00:02:43,200
De ce doar hainele mele?

56
00:02:43,260 --> 00:02:44,600
Putem sa le vindem si pe ale mele,

57
00:02:44,660 --> 00:02:45,760
dar sa fiu sincer,

58
00:02:45,830 --> 00:02:47,060
cred ca rochia ta de seara Marc Jacobs

59
00:02:47,130 --> 00:02:48,500
va costa mult mai mult

60
00:02:48,560 --> 00:02:50,460
decat tricoul meu de bowling 
"Split Happens" (se mai intampla si ghinioane).

61
00:02:50,530 --> 00:02:52,500
-Omule. 
-Pe ala nu-l vand.

62
00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:55,700
Am facut deja site-ul.

63
00:02:55,760 --> 00:02:57,160
Ai facut un site?

64
00:02:57,230 --> 00:02:58,830
Da, se numeste

65
00:02:58,900 --> 00:03:02,930
"Lily-and-Marshall-sell- their-stuff-dot-com."
"Lily-si-Marshall-isi-vand-lucrurile-punct-com."

66
00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:06,500
Nu, stii care ar fi numele potrivit 
pentru site?

67
00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:10,660
"Guy-forces-his-wife- to-dress-in-a-garbage-bag-
"Sotul-isi-obliga-sotia-sa-se-imbrace-intr-un-sac-de-gunoi

68
00:03:10,730 --> 00:03:14,400
for-the-next- three-years-dot-com"
pentru-urmatorii-3-ani-punct-com"

69
00:03:15,930 --> 00:03:17,560
Exista.

70
00:03:17,630 --> 00:03:18,900
Acum sunt ingrijorat.

71
00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:21,560
Femeia aia chiar e imbracata
intr-un sac de gunoi.

72
00:03:21,630 --> 00:03:22,900
Hmm, dar, fata,

73
00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:25,730
cu un sac "Tall Kitchen" nu te poti imbraca.

74
00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:28,900
De ce incerci sa-mi distrugi viata?

75
00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:31,400
Te-ai culcat cu mine
si nu mai m-ai sunat dupa.

76
00:03:31,460 --> 00:03:32,930
Si?

77
00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:33,960
Asta e tot.

78
00:03:34,030 --> 00:03:35,460
Asta e tot?

79
00:03:35,530 --> 00:03:36,500
Din cate stiu eu,

80
00:03:36,560 --> 00:03:37,800
daca te-am lasat pe uscat in siguranta

81
00:03:37,860 --> 00:03:39,030
de unde poti sa te intorci acasa
cu un mijloc de transport adecvat,

82
00:03:39,100 --> 00:03:40,260
nu ai de ce sa te plangi.

83
00:03:40,330 --> 00:03:41,930
Ei bine, am suferit, da?

84
00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:43,560
Si apoi Ted, dragostea vietii mele,

85
00:03:43,630 --> 00:03:45,260
in loc sa iasa cu mine, a inceput 
sa-si dea intalnire cu sefa mea.

86
00:03:45,330 --> 00:03:46,700
Ai idee cum e?

87
00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:50,230
Oh, boo-hoo, biata Ashley.

88
00:03:50,300 --> 00:03:52,300
Abby! 
Abby.

89
00:03:52,360 --> 00:03:53,330
Acum cateva saptamani,

90
00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:55,630
Ted mi-a dat papucii ca si camarad.

91
00:03:55,700 --> 00:03:57,260
Ai fost indragostita de el 
timp de cateva saptamani?

92
00:03:57,330 --> 00:04:00,100
Eu am fost prietenul lui 
cel mai bun timp de 7 ani.

93
00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:01,730
Ted zicea ca Marshall e prietenul lui 
cel mai bun.

94
00:04:01,800 --> 00:04:03,160
Sapte ani!

95
00:04:03,230 --> 00:04:04,800
Scuze.

96
00:04:04,860 --> 00:04:05,960
Ted.

97
00:04:06,030 --> 00:04:07,130
Ce prost.

98
00:04:07,200 --> 00:04:09,130
Cu absurditatea lui de

99
00:04:09,200 --> 00:04:11,930
"relatie importanta" cu Stella.

100
00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:12,930
Ted.

101
00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:14,230
Ted.

102
00:04:14,300 --> 00:04:15,260
Il urasc pe Ted.

103
00:04:15,330 --> 00:04:16,400
Eu il urasc pe Ted si mai mult.

104
00:04:16,460 --> 00:04:18,260
Esti la fel de excitat ca si mine?

105
00:04:18,330 --> 00:04:20,500
Probabil ca nu la fel de mult.

106
00:04:22,430 --> 00:04:24,900
Scuze ca am strigat "Ted."

107
00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:27,530
Scuze ca am strigat "Abby."

108
00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:29,930
Dar sunt Abby.

109
00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:31,930
Oh, bine.

110
00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:33,800
E o nebunie.

111
00:04:33,860 --> 00:04:35,760
Lily a purtat macar jumatate din lucruri?

112
00:04:35,830 --> 00:04:38,660
Oh, da, de parca in dulapul tau nu e nimic nepurtat

113
00:04:38,730 --> 00:04:40,500
Daca vrei sa stii, chiar nu e.

114
00:04:40,560 --> 00:04:43,100
Cum zici tu, cowboy cu cizme rosii. 

115
00:04:43,160 --> 00:04:44,530
Alea sunt niste cizme dragute.

116
00:04:44,600 --> 00:04:45,960
Chiar am reusit.

117
00:04:46,030 --> 00:04:47,600
Hei, Lil,

118
00:04:47,660 --> 00:04:50,800
daca as zice: "Ted nu o sa reuseasca niciodata cu ceva"

119
00:04:50,860 --> 00:04:53,260
-La ce m-as referi? 
-Cizmele lui rosii de cowboy.

120
00:04:53,330 --> 00:04:54,660
Dar chiar am reusit cu ele!

121
00:04:54,730 --> 00:04:56,300
E o imagine clasica de cowboy din Vest.

122
00:04:56,360 --> 00:04:59,160
Oh, bine, categoria de azi:

123
00:04:59,230 --> 00:05:02,660
Filme western clasice care implica
cizme rosii de cowboy.

124
00:05:02,730 --> 00:05:03,930
Ooh, ooh! 
Robin.

125
00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:06,560
"The Good, the Bad, and the Fabulous."

126
00:05:07,530 --> 00:05:10,160
"The Magnificent Kevin."

127
00:05:10,230 --> 00:05:12,860
"No Country for Straight Men."
(Nu exista tara pentru barbati hetero)

128
00:05:14,900 --> 00:05:17,730
Nu vreau sa-mi vand hainele!

129
00:05:17,800 --> 00:05:18,900
Oh, stiu, scumpo.

130
00:05:18,960 --> 00:05:19,960
Vino incoace.

131
00:05:21,200 --> 00:05:23,160
Asta e 100% matase?

132
00:05:23,230 --> 00:05:26,330
Lily, chiar avem nevoie de bani.

133
00:05:26,400 --> 00:05:28,660
Am sanse la un loc de munca,
dar pana atunci,

134
00:05:28,730 --> 00:05:31,200
nu stiu... nu stiu ce altceva putem face.

135
00:05:32,230 --> 00:05:34,560
O sa-mi vand picturile!

136
00:05:34,630 --> 00:05:36,000
Ce?

137
00:05:36,060 --> 00:05:38,030
Da, imi voi vinde picturile.

138
00:05:38,100 --> 00:05:40,600
Picturile bune in ulei se vand cam cu $500.

139
00:05:40,660 --> 00:05:41,660
Da.

140
00:05:41,730 --> 00:05:42,830
Sigur.

141
00:05:42,900 --> 00:05:44,230
Dar...

142
00:05:44,300 --> 00:05:46,060
Copii, uneori faceti ceea ce e corect

143
00:05:46,130 --> 00:05:47,860
de o mie de ori la rand

144
00:05:47,930 --> 00:05:49,130
O ador.

145
00:05:49,200 --> 00:05:50,800
E o capodopera.

146
00:05:52,830 --> 00:05:54,760
Gata. Vindem televizorul.

147
00:05:54,830 --> 00:05:58,400
Vreau sa vin acasa si sa ma uit la tablou
toata ziua. Aw.

148
00:05:58,460 --> 00:06:00,500
Cineva sa sune la politie!

149
00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:03,300
Sotia mea a furat un tablou grozav
de la muzeu!

150
00:06:06,030 --> 00:06:08,460
Dar, a mia si intaia oara

151
00:06:08,560 --> 00:06:10,800
...atatia bani primesti pe o 
pictura adevarata.

152
00:06:10,860 --> 00:06:12,300
Uh-oh.

153
00:06:12,360 --> 00:06:14,560
Ce vrei sa spui cu asta?

154
00:06:14,630 --> 00:06:17,060
Uite, ziceam ca 

155
00:06:17,130 --> 00:06:19,060
avem nevoie de bani imediat

156
00:06:19,130 --> 00:06:21,230
si nu sunt sigur ca daca le vinzi

157
00:06:21,300 --> 00:06:22,700
vom face rost de bani.

158
00:06:22,760 --> 00:06:24,560
Nu crezi in mine.

159
00:06:25,360 --> 00:06:27,300
Nu, asteapta, asteapta!

160
00:06:27,360 --> 00:06:28,400
bineinteles...

161
00:06:28,460 --> 00:06:29,930
Chiar cred in tine!

162
00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:32,500
Marshall, eu sunt mandra de munca mea ca artist.

163
00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:34,200
Iar picturile mele sunt bune.

164
00:06:34,260 --> 00:06:36,060
Pun pariu ca Robin ar cumpara unul.

165
00:06:36,130 --> 00:06:37,300
Ce anume?

166
00:06:38,400 --> 00:06:39,960
Iti ador picturile,

167
00:06:40,030 --> 00:06:42,100
doar ca... incerc sa fiu realist.

168
00:06:42,160 --> 00:06:44,500
Ei bine, de cati bani avem nevoie

169
00:06:44,560 --> 00:06:46,160
pentru ca furnizorul sa termine treaba?

170
00:06:46,230 --> 00:06:47,630
Cam 1.500.

171
00:06:47,700 --> 00:06:49,260
Bine.

172
00:06:49,330 --> 00:06:52,560
Deci, daca vand 3 dintre picturi la 500 bucata,

173
00:06:52,630 --> 00:06:54,630
pot sa-mi pastrez hainele.

174
00:06:54,700 --> 00:06:55,800
Scumpo,

175
00:06:55,860 --> 00:06:57,260
avem nevoie de bani urgent.

176
00:06:57,330 --> 00:06:58,600
Bine, lasa-ma o saptamana.

177
00:07:00,330 --> 00:07:02,230
Bine, o saptamana.

178
00:07:02,300 --> 00:07:03,600
-Bine. -Bine.

179
00:07:03,660 --> 00:07:05,100
Bine.

180
00:07:16,160 --> 00:07:18,100
Am re-

181
00:07:18,160 --> 00:07:19,460
u-

182
00:07:19,530 --> 00:07:21,530
sit.

183
00:07:25,530 --> 00:07:28,760
Prima miscare a lui Lily in domeniul
pretentios al artei din 2008

184
00:07:28,830 --> 00:07:30,800
a fost sa expuna una din picturile ei preferate

185
00:07:30,860 --> 00:07:32,100
la galeria unui prieten

186
00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:34,130
Seara nu a decurs prea bine

187
00:07:39,460 --> 00:07:41,430
dar apoi, in ultimul moment...

188
00:07:41,500 --> 00:07:43,130
Il ador.

189
00:07:43,200 --> 00:07:44,230
Chiar?

190
00:07:44,300 --> 00:07:45,500
Da, tricoul tau. E minunat

191
00:07:45,560 --> 00:07:46,960
E 100% matase?

192
00:07:47,030 --> 00:07:49,630
Nu e de vanzare! 
Hainele mele nu sunt de vanzare!

193
00:07:49,700 --> 00:07:51,030
Astfel, a doua zi

194
00:07:51,100 --> 00:07:52,900
Lily si-a dus pictura la o cafenea

195
00:07:52,960 --> 00:07:54,300
care expunea lucrari ale
artistilor locali

196
00:07:54,360 --> 00:07:56,460
Stam aici de ore intregi

197
00:07:56,530 --> 00:07:58,960
si nimeni nu s-a uitat la pictura.

198
00:07:59,030 --> 00:07:59,960
Hai

199
00:08:00,030 --> 00:08:01,300
sa vorbim despre ea.

200
00:08:01,360 --> 00:08:02,800
Wow!

201
00:08:02,860 --> 00:08:05,460
Chiar imi place pictura asta!

202
00:08:05,530 --> 00:08:07,130
E placuta!

203
00:08:07,200 --> 00:08:09,830
Culorile sunt placute.

204
00:08:09,900 --> 00:08:11,200
Formele sunt placute.

205
00:08:11,260 --> 00:08:13,200
E pur si simplu...

206
00:08:13,260 --> 00:08:14,860
placuta.

207
00:08:16,130 --> 00:08:17,100
Ce?

208
00:08:17,160 --> 00:08:19,600
Priveste si invata.

209
00:08:19,660 --> 00:08:23,260
Cred ca exista o calitate dinamica a pensulei

210
00:08:23,330 --> 00:08:25,630
care, in combinatie cu compozitia fluida,

211
00:08:25,700 --> 00:08:28,830
creeaza o rezonanta emotionala 
in genul lui Kandinsky.

212
00:08:28,900 --> 00:08:32,500
Da, si-l poti savura chiar 

213
00:08:32,560 --> 00:08:34,860
si daca n-ai fi un pretentios fara creier.

214
00:08:34,930 --> 00:08:38,500
Ma poti lamuri in legatura cu opinia ta?

215
00:08:38,560 --> 00:08:41,900
Culorile sunt "placute" sau sunt mai mult "distractive"?

216
00:08:43,800 --> 00:08:46,160
Uh, si din nou ajungem la 
cizmele rosii de cowboy.

217
00:08:46,230 --> 00:08:47,160
Au succes!

218
00:08:48,460 --> 00:08:50,600
Au succes!

219
00:08:50,660 --> 00:08:52,930
Stii ce urasc cel mai mult la Ted?

220
00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:54,430
Ce?

221
00:08:54,500 --> 00:08:56,400
Parul lui idiot.

222
00:08:56,460 --> 00:08:59,100
Parul lui idiot, jalnic si grozav.

223
00:08:59,160 --> 00:09:02,130
E atat de idiot si grozav.

224
00:09:03,830 --> 00:09:05,800
-Stii ce urasc eu cel mai mult la Ted? 
-Ce?

225
00:09:05,860 --> 00:09:07,230
Cum mereu zice,

226
00:09:07,300 --> 00:09:10,100
"Oh, vreau sa ma indragostesc
si sa am o relatie.

227
00:09:10,160 --> 00:09:12,230
Tin la cei cu care fac sex."

228
00:09:12,300 --> 00:09:13,730
E atat de jalnic.

229
00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:15,600
E atat de jalnic si grozav.

230
00:09:16,630 --> 00:09:18,900
Stii de ce are nevoie?

231
00:09:18,960 --> 00:09:21,660
Trebuie sa vada cat de ingrozitor e

232
00:09:21,730 --> 00:09:23,100
cand e intr-o relatie.

233
00:09:23,160 --> 00:09:26,900
Da, si trebuie sa-i arat lui Ted
ca nu mai tin la el.

234
00:09:26,960 --> 00:09:29,100
Te gandesti la ce ma gandesc si eu?

235
00:09:29,160 --> 00:09:31,100
Cred ca da.

236
00:09:31,160 --> 00:09:33,330
Te gandesti sa faci sex cu Ted?

237
00:09:35,330 --> 00:09:38,430
Dupa 4 zile in care nu a vandut nicio pictura

238
00:09:38,500 --> 00:09:39,860
Lily era disperata

239
00:09:39,930 --> 00:09:41,330
Pictura de vanzare!

240
00:09:41,400 --> 00:09:43,330
$500!

241
00:09:43,400 --> 00:09:46,330
Visul vietii stand in echilibru!

242
00:09:46,400 --> 00:09:50,230
E ca si cum nu ne-ar vedea.

243
00:09:50,300 --> 00:09:52,300
Da, suntem un gunoi pentru ei.

244
00:09:52,360 --> 00:09:53,900
Pentru ce-ti trebuie banii?

245
00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:56,230
Oh, incerc sa repar podelele de lemn

246
00:09:56,300 --> 00:09:57,500
din apartamentul meu nou.

247
00:09:57,560 --> 00:09:58,660
Tu?

248
00:09:58,730 --> 00:10:00,160
Heroina.

249
00:10:02,630 --> 00:10:04,600
Iti place heroina?

250
00:10:04,660 --> 00:10:05,660
O ador.

251
00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:07,300
De fapt, daca reusesti s-o vinzi,

252
00:10:07,360 --> 00:10:09,300
o sa-ti iau banii dupa aceea
si-mi voi cumpara heroina.

253
00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:13,130
Mersi pentru sinceritate, 
Tipule Nebun cu Sosete Sport.

254
00:10:15,160 --> 00:10:17,360
Oh, n-o sa vand niciodata...

255
00:10:17,430 --> 00:10:18,700
Nu-i prea buna.

256
00:10:20,330 --> 00:10:22,600
Si cand era pe cale sa-si piarda speranta

257
00:10:22,660 --> 00:10:25,300
ceva uimitor s-a intamplat

258
00:10:25,360 --> 00:10:27,330
Oh, Dumnezeule!

259
00:10:28,460 --> 00:10:29,660
500 dolari!

260
00:10:29,730 --> 00:10:31,800
Cine e un pictor adevarat acum, Marshall?

261
00:10:31,860 --> 00:10:33,860
Scumpo, n-am zis ca nu esti
un artist adevarat.

262
00:10:33,930 --> 00:10:35,200
Oh, stiu, scumpule.

263
00:10:35,260 --> 00:10:38,100
Si pentru ca sunt un artist profesionist,

264
00:10:38,160 --> 00:10:41,100
o sa-ti desenez ceva original Aldrin,

265
00:10:41,160 --> 00:10:42,430
stii tu, sa-ti multumesc

266
00:10:42,500 --> 00:10:44,430
pentru ca esti un sot care ma sprijina.

267
00:10:44,500 --> 00:10:46,430
Ma gandesc sa-l numesc...

268
00:10:46,500 --> 00:10:48,200
"Pupa-m-ai!"

269
00:10:48,260 --> 00:10:49,830
Hai, Lily.

270
00:10:49,900 --> 00:10:51,000
Sunt mandru de tine.

271
00:10:51,060 --> 00:10:52,130
Cine l-a cumparat?

272
00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:53,560
Ei bine, asta e partea cea mai buna.

273
00:10:53,630 --> 00:10:55,530
Un cuplu gay fara copii.

274
00:10:55,600 --> 00:10:57,130
Un G-CWOK (Gay Couple With-Out Kids)!

275
00:10:57,200 --> 00:10:59,130
Ai prins un G-CWOK?!

276
00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:00,560
Da, exact.

277
00:11:00,630 --> 00:11:03,060
Ei reprezinta inima si sufletul
comunitatii cumparatorilor de arta.

278
00:11:03,130 --> 00:11:04,330
Stii ce ar trebui sa faci?

279
00:11:04,400 --> 00:11:05,530
Ar trebui sa-i suni pe G-CWOKs

280
00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:06,830
si sa le oferi o pictura gratis

281
00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:08,200
daca organizeaza o petrecere

282
00:11:08,260 --> 00:11:09,530
pentru toti prietenii lor G-CWOK.

283
00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:10,530
E o idee foarte buna.

284
00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:12,430
O sa-i sun.

285
00:11:12,500 --> 00:11:15,830
Poate mai pot sa vand inca 2 picturi
si sa-mi ramana si timp liber.

286
00:11:15,900 --> 00:11:17,230
Oh, asteapta, Marshall.

287
00:11:17,300 --> 00:11:18,860
Trebuie sa-ti zic ceva.

288
00:11:18,930 --> 00:11:20,430
Ce anume?

289
00:11:20,500 --> 00:11:21,630
Oh, asta e.

290
00:11:21,700 --> 00:11:23,060
Pupa-m-ai.

291
00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:34,500
Ted, ce intamplare sa dam peste tine aici.

292
00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:37,030
O cunoasteti pe iubita mea Abby?

293
00:11:37,100 --> 00:11:38,160
Da.

294
00:11:38,230 --> 00:11:39,460
Buna, Abby. Buna,

295
00:11:39,530 --> 00:11:40,960
Abby. Si,

296
00:11:41,030 --> 00:11:42,560
voi sunteti impreuna acum?

297
00:11:42,630 --> 00:11:43,960
Exact.

298
00:11:44,030 --> 00:11:46,360
Am terminat cu toata chestia asta
de a fi grozav.

299
00:11:46,430 --> 00:11:47,730
Acum ma intereseaza doar targul fermierilor

300
00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:51,230
si plimbarile ziua in pantaloni scurti khaki asortati.

301
00:11:51,300 --> 00:11:52,300
Nu-i asa, scumpo?

302
00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:53,330
Asa e.

303
00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:54,600
Iar alte iubite sunt jalnice.

304
00:11:54,660 --> 00:11:56,060
In afara de mine.

305
00:11:56,130 --> 00:11:57,760
Mi-e dor de tine, Ted.

306
00:11:57,830 --> 00:11:59,400
Eu si Abby

307
00:11:59,460 --> 00:12:01,100
suntem indragostiti.

308
00:12:01,160 --> 00:12:03,160
Nu e iubire fierbinte pasionala.

309
00:12:03,230 --> 00:12:04,600
E dragoste de cuplu.

310
00:12:04,660 --> 00:12:07,030
Stii tu, o seara in care ne uitam film,

311
00:12:07,100 --> 00:12:08,660
si apoi eu asteptand ca ea sa adoarma

312
00:12:08,730 --> 00:12:11,760
iar eu sa am un moment jalnic de bucurie falsa

313
00:12:11,830 --> 00:12:14,460
in fata calculatorului 
cu lumina rece si albastra.

314
00:12:15,630 --> 00:12:17,900
Ii aratam lui Ted cat de jalnic e.

315
00:12:17,960 --> 00:12:20,460
Totusi, nu trebuie s-o si spui.

316
00:12:20,530 --> 00:12:23,300
Bine, Barney, poti sa te opresti.

317
00:12:23,360 --> 00:12:24,300
Sa ma opresc din ce, Ted?

318
00:12:24,360 --> 00:12:25,460
Sa incetez sa mai fiu indragostit?

319
00:12:25,530 --> 00:12:26,930
Mai urmeaza sa ne ceara sa nu mai respiram.

320
00:12:28,660 --> 00:12:30,530
Nu putem inceta sa respiram, Ted.

321
00:12:30,600 --> 00:12:32,300
Parul tau arata grozav.

322
00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:35,900
Barney, inteleg ce vrei sa faci.

323
00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:37,100
Te rog inceteaza.

324
00:12:37,160 --> 00:12:38,300
Nu inainte sa impart cu tine ce inseamna

325
00:12:38,360 --> 00:12:41,330
sa fii intr-o relatie
si la ce duce asta, Ted.

326
00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:42,330
Abby,

327
00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:44,430
Pookie Bear...

328
00:12:44,500 --> 00:12:48,430
Sunt atat de jalnic si diperat dupa tine...

329
00:12:48,500 --> 00:12:51,500
aw, ce naiba, o s-o spun direct.

330
00:12:53,660 --> 00:12:55,600
Vrei sa te casatoresti cu mine?

331
00:12:55,660 --> 00:12:57,660
Stai, pe bune?

332
00:12:57,730 --> 00:13:00,900
N-as glumi niciodata in
legatura cu dragostea adevarata.

333
00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:02,930
Da, ma casatoresc cu tine.

334
00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,100
Bine.

335
00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:08,130
Multumesc, multumesc.

336
00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:09,800
Trebuie s-o sun pe mama.

337
00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:13,100
Asa esti tu.

338
00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:16,660
Uh, da, nu cred ca Abby stie ca glumesti.

339
00:13:16,730 --> 00:13:18,460
Ba da, stie.

340
00:13:18,530 --> 00:13:20,560
In sfarsit s-a intamplat, mama.

341
00:13:20,630 --> 00:13:23,500
Mi-as fi dorit ca tata sa fi fost in viata
sa ma conduca la altar.

342
00:13:24,530 --> 00:13:26,860
Isi joaca foarte bine rolul.

343
00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:29,130
Da, Lily Aldrin.

344
00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:31,060
ti-am vandut un tablou mai devreme.

345
00:13:31,130 --> 00:13:32,860
Oh, scumpo, buna.

346
00:13:32,930 --> 00:13:34,500
Pari fericit.

347
00:13:34,560 --> 00:13:36,400
Glumesti? Chiar acum desfacem sampania.

348
00:13:36,460 --> 00:13:40,400
Ma gandeam sa-ti ofer
sansa exclusiva

349
00:13:40,460 --> 00:13:42,630
de a-mi vedea si alte tablouri.

350
00:13:42,700 --> 00:13:46,800
Oh, draga, oh, scumpo, oh, cred ca trebuia
sa-ti zic dinainte.

351
00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:48,830
Am cumparat tabloul
doar pentru rama.

352
00:13:48,900 --> 00:13:50,260
Ce?

353
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,060
Da, e rama Anton Kreutzer originala,

354
00:13:52,130 --> 00:13:54,330
o rama foarte rara de la inceputul secolului.

355
00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:58,000
Deci... nu ti-a placut pictura mea?

356
00:13:58,060 --> 00:14:01,230
Oh, scumpo, oh, draga, nu, deloc.

357
00:14:01,300 --> 00:14:04,530
Dar stii..bravo tie.

358
00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:06,030
Bine.

359
00:14:07,530 --> 00:14:11,100
Daca nu ti-a placut pictura...

360
00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:12,700
macar pot s-o iau inapoi?

361
00:14:12,760 --> 00:14:16,030
Mda, nu, n-o mai avem.

362
00:14:16,100 --> 00:14:17,530
Unde e?

363
00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:22,100
Inteleg.

364
00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:24,130
Mi-a aruncat tabloul.

365
00:14:25,160 --> 00:14:28,030
Sampanie pentru toata lumea, din partea mea,

366
00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:30,630
cel mai fericit barbat din lume.

367
00:14:37,660 --> 00:14:39,000
E grozav.

368
00:14:39,060 --> 00:14:41,160
Visul meu de a deveni artist a murit,

369
00:14:41,230 --> 00:14:43,400
iar acum imi vad garderoba cum dispare

370
00:14:43,460 --> 00:14:44,530
bucata cu bucata.

371
00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:48,630
Uite ca s-a dus si rochia mea preferata.

372
00:14:48,700 --> 00:14:50,160
A insemnat mult pentru mine.

373
00:14:50,230 --> 00:14:51,160
Serios?

374
00:14:51,230 --> 00:14:52,830
Da.

375
00:14:52,900 --> 00:14:57,460
Era in primavara anului 2004 si am avut
niste luni grele.

376
00:14:58,500 --> 00:15:02,100
La naiba.

377
00:15:02,160 --> 00:15:05,430
Am primit un "la naiba" de patru silabe.

378
00:15:05,500 --> 00:15:07,500
Un "la naiba" de patru silabe

379
00:15:07,560 --> 00:15:09,800
Asta e visul. Da.

380
00:15:09,860 --> 00:15:11,430
Acum ii apartine lui...

381
00:15:11,500 --> 00:15:16,160
CanadaGirl@MetroNewsOne.com.

382
00:15:16,230 --> 00:15:17,960
E tot in familie.

383
00:15:18,830 --> 00:15:20,000
Lily,

384
00:15:20,060 --> 00:15:21,660
n-o sa-ti vina sa crezi.

385
00:15:21,730 --> 00:15:23,630
-S-a intamplat ceva uimitor. 
-Ce?

386
00:15:23,700 --> 00:15:25,600
Am fost la apartamentul G-CWOK-urilor.

387
00:15:25,660 --> 00:15:27,100
Serios? De ce?

388
00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:28,300
Pentru ca m-am simtit vinovat.

389
00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:30,360
Licitatia asta a fost ideea mea

390
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:31,660
iar acum esti obligata sa vezi

391
00:15:31,760 --> 00:15:34,530
cum o gramada de vulturi iti ciugulesc

392
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,360
fara mila garderoba bucata cu bucata.

393
00:15:38,430 --> 00:15:40,530
E tot in familie.

394
00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:41,800
Si ce e mai important,

395
00:15:41,860 --> 00:15:43,530
eu sincer iubesc pictura aia

396
00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:45,130
si n-am putut suporta gandul

397
00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:46,960
ca e undeva in gunoi.

398
00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:48,330
Si, ce s-a intamplat?

399
00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:50,860
Oh, buna.

400
00:15:50,930 --> 00:15:52,900
Salut... Lawrence.

401
00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:55,460
Am venit in legatura cu pictura pe care
Lily, sotia mea ti-a vandut-o--

402
00:15:55,530 --> 00:15:57,230
cea cu rama draguta.

403
00:15:57,300 --> 00:15:59,630
Vorbind de rame dragute.

404
00:15:59,700 --> 00:16:01,500
Mai sa fie, esti mare, nu-i asa?

405
00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:03,260
Si esti insurat cu chestia aia mica.

406
00:16:03,330 --> 00:16:04,660
Cum merge asta?

407
00:16:04,730 --> 00:16:07,160
Mi-r placea sa aflu.

408
00:16:07,230 --> 00:16:08,160
Da, am inteles.

409
00:16:08,230 --> 00:16:09,260
Tipii homosexuali te plac.

410
00:16:09,330 --> 00:16:12,160
Nu, Lily, ma iubesc,

411
00:16:12,230 --> 00:16:13,360
dar nu asta e partea importanta.

412
00:16:13,430 --> 00:16:15,830
Asta e partea importanta.

413
00:16:15,900 --> 00:16:17,160
Din moment ce esti un barbat

414
00:16:17,230 --> 00:16:18,760
cu stil si gusturi impecabile,

415
00:16:18,830 --> 00:16:21,330
Am venit pana aici sa te intreb ceva:

416
00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:23,360
Ce parere ai de cizme?

417
00:16:23,430 --> 00:16:26,260
Walter.

418
00:16:28,300 --> 00:16:30,530
Cizmele.

419
00:16:33,900 --> 00:16:36,400
Ai 

420
00:16:36,460 --> 00:16:37,460
reusit

421
00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:38,900
cu ele.

422
00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:44,360
Ma gasesti in taxi.

423
00:16:48,060 --> 00:16:50,030
Aprobate de G-CWOK.

424
00:16:50,100 --> 00:16:51,360
Tabloul.

425
00:16:51,430 --> 00:16:53,660
Deci, mi-au zis ca l-au aruncat

426
00:16:53,730 --> 00:16:55,060
in tomberonul cladirii.

427
00:16:55,130 --> 00:16:56,700
Nu era acolo,

428
00:16:56,760 --> 00:16:58,930
dar un angajat mi-a zis ca 
l-a vazut pe unul..Dr. Greer--

429
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,460
un veterinar care lucreaza in aceeasi cladire--

430
00:17:00,530 --> 00:17:02,260
luand tabloul din gunoi.

431
00:17:02,330 --> 00:17:03,630
Dr. Greer?

432
00:17:03,700 --> 00:17:06,160
Cine e Dr. Greer si de ce a luat tabloul meu?

433
00:17:06,230 --> 00:17:08,060
Esti pe cale sa afli.

434
00:17:10,100 --> 00:17:11,860
Poveste lunga in varianta scurta:
trebuia sa arunc ceva.

435
00:17:11,930 --> 00:17:14,460
Zi plina - multe castrari.

436
00:17:14,530 --> 00:17:15,860
Ooh, n-avem nevoie de detalii.

437
00:17:15,930 --> 00:17:17,630
Oh, n-n-nu, nu e ceea ce credeti.

438
00:17:17,700 --> 00:17:19,400
-Oh, multumesc lui Dumnezeu. 
-Da, da, da, majoritatea doar testicule de caine.

439
00:17:19,460 --> 00:17:20,400
In fine...

440
00:17:20,460 --> 00:17:22,960
Am observat pictura ta

441
00:17:23,030 --> 00:17:24,330
deasupra gunoiului

442
00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:27,700
si am zis: "Hei, pictura gratis"

443
00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:30,030
asa ca am adus-o sus

444
00:17:30,100 --> 00:17:32,030
si am atarnat-o in Camera de Examinare 3,

445
00:17:32,130 --> 00:17:34,000
si apoi s-a intamplat cel mai ciudat lucru.

446
00:17:35,030 --> 00:17:37,700
Hei, Muffin.

447
00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:41,300
Whoa, cred ca ma tine minte

448
00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:43,000
de ultima data cand a fost aici.

449
00:17:44,300 --> 00:17:46,060
Du-l pe Muffin in Camera de Examinare 3.

450
00:17:46,130 --> 00:17:47,130
Voi veni si eu imediat.

451
00:17:48,660 --> 00:17:51,300
Am intrat, asteptandu-ma la ce-i mai rau.

452
00:17:53,060 --> 00:17:57,030
Nu l-am mai vazut niciodata pe Muffin atat de calm,

453
00:17:57,100 --> 00:17:59,260
iar apoi mai tarziu acelasi lucru s-a intamplat

454
00:17:59,330 --> 00:18:01,460
cu Tidbit...

455
00:18:01,530 --> 00:18:04,560
si King Larry...

456
00:18:04,630 --> 00:18:07,630
si la fel cu tripletii Weinstein.

457
00:18:09,930 --> 00:18:13,400
Arta ta poate sa comunice cu 
sensibilitatea canina  

458
00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:15,030
la un nivel primar.

459
00:18:15,100 --> 00:18:16,230
Serios?

460
00:18:16,300 --> 00:18:17,560
Cainilor le place pictura mea?

461
00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:18,600
Da.

462
00:18:18,660 --> 00:18:20,160
Dar stii pe cine scoate din sarite?

463
00:18:20,230 --> 00:18:21,400
Pe pasari.

464
00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:22,630
Da.

465
00:18:22,700 --> 00:18:23,930
Am avut azi un papagal.

466
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,230
S-a uitat o data la pictura, 
si-a deschis usa de la colivie,

467
00:18:26,300 --> 00:18:28,400
si a zburat direct spre
ventilatorul din tavan.

468
00:18:32,300 --> 00:18:34,630
In fine, pentru ca primul tau tablou
a avut un asa mare succes,

469
00:18:34,700 --> 00:18:36,830
L-am convins pe Dr. Greer sa mai cumpere inca 4.

470
00:18:36,900 --> 00:18:38,800
-Serios? 
-Mm-hmm, la un pret de $500 bucata.

471
00:18:38,860 --> 00:18:40,460
Inseamna 2.000.

472
00:18:40,530 --> 00:18:42,500
E chiar mai mult decat ne trebuie pentru furnizor.

473
00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:44,960
Da, dar ma gandeam ca ii putem reinvesti.

474
00:18:45,030 --> 00:18:46,960
-In ce? 
-In tine.

475
00:18:50,860 --> 00:18:53,600
Marshall i-a explicat ca incepuse sa-i faca un site modern

476
00:18:53,660 --> 00:18:57,060
special pentru a vinde opera lui Lily veterinarilor.

477
00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:01,300
Ei bine, nu e chiar clientela 

478
00:19:01,360 --> 00:19:02,660
la care ma gandeam eu, dar...

479
00:19:02,730 --> 00:19:04,860
iti multumesc ca ai crezut in mine.

480
00:19:11,130 --> 00:19:14,430
Pasarile chiar nu te inteleg.

481
00:19:25,130 --> 00:19:26,430
-Buna, scumpule. 
-Hei,

482
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:27,960
Cred ca mi-am uitat cravata pe aici pe vreundeva.
N-ai vazut-o?

483
00:19:28,030 --> 00:19:30,830
Nu, sunt setata pe modul "planificarea nuntii".

484
00:19:30,830 --> 00:19:32,500
Locatia: Stressville. 
Populatia: eu.

485
00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:33,700
Bine, decizie importanta.

486
00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:35,060
Cum crezi ca ar trebui sa fie tortul:

487
00:19:35,130 --> 00:19:37,160
Fudgie the Whale sau Cookie Puss?

488
00:19:37,160 --> 00:19:39,360
Mda, era doar un rol.

489
00:19:39,360 --> 00:19:41,060
Jucam teatru.

490
00:19:41,060 --> 00:19:42,360
Ma gandesc la Ziua Muncii.

491
00:19:42,430 --> 00:19:44,000
As fi vrut pe 4 Iulie,

492
00:19:44,060 --> 00:19:46,460
dar n-as vrea sa-i fur Americii toata atentia.

493
00:19:48,830 --> 00:19:52,260
Abby, am ... am niste vesti proaste.

494
00:19:52,330 --> 00:19:55,300
-Nu ma pot casatori cu tine. 
-Ce?

495
00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:57,760
Ted m-a implorat sa n-o fac.

496
00:19:57,830 --> 00:19:59,300
Cred ca e indragostit de tine.

497
00:19:59,360 --> 00:20:00,760
Serios?

498
00:20:00,830 --> 00:20:03,000
Da, planul nostru a mers mai bine 
decat ne imaginam.

499
00:20:03,060 --> 00:20:05,300
Trebuie sa mergi la el.

500
00:20:05,360 --> 00:20:07,700
Asta e adresa lui de acasa.

501
00:20:07,760 --> 00:20:09,200
Dar stii ce? Lucreaza pana tarziu,

502
00:20:09,260 --> 00:20:11,600
deci in locul tau as merge 
pe la 2:00 sau 3:00 dimineata.

503
00:20:11,660 --> 00:20:13,300
Oh, Dumnezeule, multumesc.

504
00:20:13,360 --> 00:20:15,330
Dar acum o sa ma simt aiurea daca pastrez inelul.

505
00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:17,360
Oh, da, in locul tau nu mi-as face griji.

506
00:20:17,430 --> 00:20:19,630
E facut din zahar.

507
00:20:19,700 --> 00:20:22,500
Pe curand.

508
00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:30,100
Hei, intra pe lily and marshall sell their stuff.com

509
00:20:30,100 --> 00:20:31,200
sau charityfolks.com

510
00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:32,500
Am organizat o licitatie sa strangem bani 

511
00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:34,600
pentru spitalul de copii din Los Angeles

512
00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:36,100
iti poti cumpara o multime de lucruri grozave
din film

513
00:20:36,100 --> 00:20:37,500
si e totul pentru o cauza nobila

514
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,300
Multumim

515
00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000
 

516
00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000