1 00:00:01,436 --> 00:00:03,021 With Christmas just around the corner, 2 00:00:03,046 --> 00:00:06,728 your Uncle Barney, gave me the horrible gift of an unwanted secret. 3 00:00:06,908 --> 00:00:08,343 Tomorrow night on the roof 4 00:00:08,344 --> 00:00:10,094 of the World Wide News building-- 5 00:00:10,096 --> 00:00:11,395 that's Patrice's favorite spot-- 6 00:00:11,397 --> 00:00:13,264 I'm gonna ask her to marry me. 7 00:00:13,266 --> 00:00:15,499 Ah, poot-tu-tat! You're jinxed. 8 00:00:15,501 --> 00:00:18,078 I'll unjinx you if you'll follow these two rules: 9 00:00:18,178 --> 00:00:20,228 one: you can't try to talk me out of it, 10 00:00:20,230 --> 00:00:24,900 and two: you can't tell anybody. Agreed? 11 00:00:26,368 --> 00:00:28,319 Yeah that nod was a lie. 12 00:00:28,405 --> 00:00:30,937 You see Robin had been hurting over Barney all fall. 13 00:00:31,304 --> 00:00:33,629 And as her friend, I knew I had to tell her. 14 00:00:34,483 --> 00:00:36,521 I just had to find the right moment. 15 00:00:38,842 --> 00:00:42,139 Uh, there he is! The youngest architect ever 16 00:00:42,239 --> 00:00:44,622 to build a skyscraper in New York City! 17 00:00:44,624 --> 00:00:47,492 The shockingly still single Ted Mosby. 18 00:00:47,494 --> 00:00:48,860 You hear that, ladies? 19 00:00:48,862 --> 00:00:51,663 I can't believe the GNB Tower opens tonight. 20 00:00:51,665 --> 00:00:54,966 Ted, your building finally gets unveiled to the whole world. 21 00:00:54,968 --> 00:00:57,469 You hear that, ladies?! 22 00:00:57,471 --> 00:00:58,870 Nervous? 23 00:00:58,872 --> 00:01:01,539 Everything comes out of my body in liquid form now. 24 00:01:01,541 --> 00:01:03,058 Ignore that, ladies. 25 00:01:03,060 --> 00:01:04,876 Plus, I, I keep having this nightmare 26 00:01:04,878 --> 00:01:07,045 where King Kong shows up to the opening 27 00:01:07,047 --> 00:01:08,763 but refuses to climb my building 28 00:01:08,765 --> 00:01:11,766 because, in his words, "It's a bit derivative." 29 00:01:11,768 --> 00:01:14,402 Oh, stop it, tonight is gonna be amazing. 30 00:01:14,404 --> 00:01:16,438 And we are definitely gonna be there to toast you, 31 00:01:16,440 --> 00:01:19,991 but we might have to leave a little early if that's okay. 32 00:01:19,993 --> 00:01:23,194 My dad just gave us the most amazing Christmas gift ever. 33 00:01:23,196 --> 00:01:25,897 Our first night away since Marvin was born. 34 00:01:25,899 --> 00:01:29,233 24 hours straight without that little bastard. 35 00:01:30,052 --> 00:01:32,135 We're maximizing our time away 36 00:01:32,137 --> 00:01:34,754 by planning everything down to the minute. 37 00:01:34,756 --> 00:01:36,106 See? 38 00:01:36,108 --> 00:01:37,774 2:12 p.m.-- guilt Ted 39 00:01:37,776 --> 00:01:40,026 into saying it's okay if we leave early tonight. 40 00:01:41,979 --> 00:01:43,930 It's okay if you leave early tonight. 41 00:01:43,932 --> 00:01:44,931 Look, I just 42 00:01:44,933 --> 00:01:46,533 appreciate you showing up at all 43 00:01:46,535 --> 00:01:47,700 on your big night away. 44 00:01:47,702 --> 00:01:49,369 I mean, Barney's not even gonna be there. 45 00:01:49,371 --> 00:01:50,370 What? 46 00:01:50,372 --> 00:01:52,072 This is the biggest night of your career. 47 00:01:52,074 --> 00:01:53,373 Why isn't Barney coming? 48 00:01:53,475 --> 00:01:57,343 I don't know-- he said, 49 00:01:57,345 --> 00:02:00,096 "Legendary" and "Challenge accepted," and then he winked. 50 00:02:00,098 --> 00:02:02,599 "Wait for it," you know, all that stuff. 51 00:02:02,601 --> 00:02:03,850 That does sound like him. 52 00:02:03,852 --> 00:02:06,186 Well, we're your real friends 53 00:02:06,188 --> 00:02:08,221 and we wouldn't miss it for the world. 54 00:02:08,223 --> 00:02:11,407 That is why we will see you tonight 55 00:02:11,409 --> 00:02:14,160 from 7:03 to 7:14. 56 00:02:14,262 --> 00:02:16,996 Bye, guys. Good night. Bye. 57 00:02:16,998 --> 00:02:19,716 Okay, what's the real reason Barney's not coming? 58 00:02:19,718 --> 00:02:24,020 Here was my chance to tell Robin about Barney. 59 00:02:24,022 --> 00:02:28,191 Yeah, actually, Barney didn't say what he was doing tonight. 60 00:02:28,193 --> 00:02:31,894 Anyway, uh, you know, I'm not taking anyone to the opening, 61 00:02:31,896 --> 00:02:34,197 so you want to be my date? 62 00:02:34,199 --> 00:02:36,282 Sure. 63 00:02:37,964 --> 00:02:41,964 ♪ How I Met Your Mother 8x12 ♪ The Final Page, Part Two Original Air Date on December 17, 2012 64 00:02:41,965 --> 00:02:45,965 == sync, corrected by elderman == 65 00:02:53,510 --> 00:02:55,228 Okay, Dad, I-I made you a list 66 00:02:55,230 --> 00:02:57,497 of Marvin's nightly schedule down to the minute. 67 00:02:57,499 --> 00:02:59,098 Okay. 68 00:02:59,100 --> 00:03:02,735 Uh, "9:06 p.m.-- put on edible underwear." 69 00:03:02,737 --> 00:03:04,937 Wrong list, wrong list. 70 00:03:04,939 --> 00:03:07,273 Come on, relax. 71 00:03:07,275 --> 00:03:10,159 I know this little guy like the back of my hand. 72 00:03:10,161 --> 00:03:13,229 Dear Lord, what is that? 73 00:03:14,831 --> 00:03:16,282 Oh, jam, okay. 74 00:03:16,284 --> 00:03:17,233 Just jam. 75 00:03:17,235 --> 00:03:20,253 Oh, I-I forgot the lullaby. 76 00:03:20,255 --> 00:03:21,287 Do you know Marvin's lullaby? 77 00:03:21,289 --> 00:03:22,788 We sing it to him every night. 78 00:03:22,790 --> 00:03:25,625 ♪ Night, night, little Marvin ♪ 79 00:03:25,627 --> 00:03:28,127 ♪ Stars twinkle for you 80 00:03:30,964 --> 00:03:33,633 ♪ The Dreamland train's a-chuggin' ♪ 81 00:03:34,968 --> 00:03:38,137 ♪ All your dreams will come true ♪ 82 00:03:38,139 --> 00:03:40,973 ♪ And the horsie says, "Good night" ♪ 83 00:03:42,976 --> 00:03:45,444 ♪ And the birdie says, "Good night" ♪ 84 00:03:48,198 --> 00:03:50,449 ♪ And the elephant says, "Good night" ♪ 85 00:03:52,569 --> 00:03:54,103 ♪ And the skeleton playing his own rib cage ♪ 86 00:03:54,105 --> 00:03:55,371 ♪ Says, "Good Night" 87 00:03:57,491 --> 00:03:59,959 ♪ And the robot says, "Good night" ♪ 88 00:03:59,961 --> 00:04:01,744 Good night. 89 00:04:01,746 --> 00:04:03,496 Enough with the damn music! 90 00:04:06,633 --> 00:04:10,286 ♪ And Mr. Nesbit says, "Good night" ♪ 91 00:04:11,588 --> 00:04:14,790 ♪ And the whole world says, "Good night" ♪ 92 00:04:14,792 --> 00:04:16,342 Take it, Mommy. 93 00:04:19,629 --> 00:04:20,930 Got it-- load him up with cough syrup, 94 00:04:20,932 --> 00:04:22,982 watch Breaking Bad until he conks out. 95 00:04:22,984 --> 00:04:24,817 Just kidding. 96 00:04:27,070 --> 00:04:28,070 We did it. 97 00:04:28,072 --> 00:04:29,655 Yeah, we did. 98 00:04:29,657 --> 00:04:30,773 Now that we're out the door, 99 00:04:30,775 --> 00:04:32,641 I actually don't feel anxious. 100 00:04:33,645 --> 00:04:34,910 Whoa, oh, my God, it's your dad! 101 00:04:34,912 --> 00:04:37,813 Oh, something horrible happened-- aah! 102 00:04:37,815 --> 00:04:40,082 Oh, it's Ted, relax. 103 00:04:40,084 --> 00:04:41,400 Bar, now. 104 00:04:42,369 --> 00:04:43,502 What is it? 105 00:04:43,504 --> 00:04:44,537 He needs me. 106 00:04:44,539 --> 00:04:45,788 But, baby, what about 107 00:04:45,790 --> 00:04:47,022 our magical romantic night? 108 00:04:47,023 --> 00:04:49,256 In four minutes we're supposed to be doing hand stuff 109 00:04:49,258 --> 00:04:50,641 in the cab. 110 00:04:50,643 --> 00:04:52,693 I'll be quick-- I'm sure it's nothing huge. 111 00:04:52,695 --> 00:04:53,826 That's huge. 112 00:04:53,827 --> 00:04:56,494 And I knew that I had to tell Robin. 113 00:04:56,496 --> 00:04:57,629 But? 114 00:04:57,631 --> 00:04:59,614 I may have, uh... 115 00:04:59,616 --> 00:05:01,782 asked her to be my date instead. 116 00:05:02,635 --> 00:05:03,801 What is wrong with me? 117 00:05:03,803 --> 00:05:04,802 Deep down, 118 00:05:04,804 --> 00:05:06,421 is there still some crazy part of me 119 00:05:06,423 --> 00:05:08,089 that thinks I'm gonna wind up with Robin? 120 00:05:08,091 --> 00:05:09,674 Am I that deluded? 121 00:05:09,676 --> 00:05:12,810 If so, I need to grow up. 122 00:05:12,812 --> 00:05:15,396 Oh, um, by the way, I'm breaking a jinx swear here, 123 00:05:15,398 --> 00:05:17,465 so don't tell Barney or he gets to whack me 124 00:05:17,467 --> 00:05:19,400 in the nuts three times with a Wiffle ball bat. 125 00:05:19,402 --> 00:05:20,852 Sure, pretty standard. 126 00:05:20,854 --> 00:05:24,238 Robin deserves the chance to go after Barney one last time 127 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:25,823 if that's what she wants. 128 00:05:26,089 --> 00:05:27,321 I'm gonna go tell her. 129 00:05:27,323 --> 00:05:29,007 One quick thing. Yeah. 130 00:05:29,009 --> 00:05:30,041 Don't. 131 00:05:31,723 --> 00:05:34,941 Hey, um, I'm gonna be a little while, baby. 132 00:05:34,943 --> 00:05:37,026 It's a long story, but Ted needs my help. 133 00:05:37,028 --> 00:05:38,594 Okay, but hurry 134 00:05:38,596 --> 00:05:42,481 or I'm gonna start doing number 11 on my own. 135 00:05:44,201 --> 00:05:45,785 You can do that by yourself? 136 00:05:45,787 --> 00:05:48,604 Pilates, bitch. 137 00:05:48,606 --> 00:05:50,523 Okay, why shouldn't I tell Robin? 138 00:05:50,525 --> 00:05:52,909 Because deep down some crazy part of you 139 00:05:52,911 --> 00:05:55,628 still thinks you're gonna wind up with her, and I agree. 140 00:05:55,630 --> 00:05:58,414 Marshall... I'm sorry, I'm Team Tedward. 141 00:05:58,416 --> 00:06:00,132 Always have been, always will be. 142 00:06:00,134 --> 00:06:01,116 Now, listen. 143 00:06:01,118 --> 00:06:03,219 I want my best friend to be happy. 144 00:06:03,221 --> 00:06:05,671 And if Robin could mean happiness for you, 145 00:06:05,673 --> 00:06:08,591 then, dear God, why help her go after another man? 146 00:06:08,593 --> 00:06:10,626 Because she might still be in love with him. 147 00:06:10,628 --> 00:06:13,128 To not tell her, to not give her that chance, 148 00:06:13,130 --> 00:06:14,480 it's... it's selfish. 149 00:06:14,482 --> 00:06:15,815 So be selfish. 150 00:06:15,817 --> 00:06:16,933 I can't do that. 151 00:06:16,935 --> 00:06:19,802 Tell that to the onion rings we just "split." 152 00:06:19,804 --> 00:06:21,971 Robin is my friend. 153 00:06:21,973 --> 00:06:24,490 She's always been more than that and you know it. 154 00:06:24,492 --> 00:06:25,641 Now, as we speak, 155 00:06:25,643 --> 00:06:28,861 my wife is in a hotel room cheating on me... 156 00:06:28,863 --> 00:06:29,862 with herself. 157 00:06:29,864 --> 00:06:31,113 But I'm not leaving here 158 00:06:31,115 --> 00:06:32,448 until you promise not to say 159 00:06:32,450 --> 00:06:33,916 a word about this to Robin. 160 00:06:34,534 --> 00:06:36,118 Now repeat after me. "I..." 161 00:06:36,120 --> 00:06:39,822 Well, I can do more at a time than "I." 162 00:06:39,824 --> 00:06:42,959 "I, Ted Mosby, promise to stop 163 00:06:42,961 --> 00:06:45,294 "putting everyone else's interests ahead of my own, 164 00:06:45,296 --> 00:06:48,714 and for once in my life, do what's best for me." 165 00:06:48,716 --> 00:06:51,384 I... 166 00:06:51,386 --> 00:06:54,303 Sorry, what was the rest of that? 167 00:06:54,305 --> 00:06:56,605 Hey, Dad, just taking a break 168 00:06:56,607 --> 00:06:59,508 from our amazing night to check in. 169 00:06:59,510 --> 00:07:04,063 I bet Marvin's pretty devastated that I'm not there, huh? 170 00:07:04,065 --> 00:07:06,782 Not at all-- I don't think he even noticed you're gone. 171 00:07:06,784 --> 00:07:08,851 It's kind of like Mommy who? 172 00:07:08,853 --> 00:07:10,786 Oh... oh, good. 173 00:07:10,788 --> 00:07:13,906 But I should probably sing him his nighttime lullaby 174 00:07:13,908 --> 00:07:15,708 over the phone, just in case. 175 00:07:15,710 --> 00:07:17,827 Sang it already-- nailed it. 176 00:07:17,829 --> 00:07:19,195 Did you do the horsie? 177 00:07:19,197 --> 00:07:20,463 Yep. The birdie? 178 00:07:20,465 --> 00:07:21,764 Yep. Elephant? 179 00:07:21,766 --> 00:07:22,982 Yep. Moose. 180 00:07:22,984 --> 00:07:24,500 No moose, trick question. 181 00:07:24,502 --> 00:07:25,801 Robot. 182 00:07:25,803 --> 00:07:26,886 Affirmative. 183 00:07:26,888 --> 00:07:28,054 Look, I should go. 184 00:07:28,056 --> 00:07:29,922 Marvin's asleep in my arms. 185 00:07:30,624 --> 00:07:32,258 Mmm, his head smells like love. 186 00:07:32,260 --> 00:07:34,643 Bye. 187 00:07:38,891 --> 00:07:40,608 Whoa. 188 00:07:40,896 --> 00:07:45,883 Hello... and hubba-hubba. 189 00:07:45,885 --> 00:07:46,935 Aw, thanks. 190 00:07:46,937 --> 00:07:49,687 But tonight is about my main man Mosby. 191 00:07:49,689 --> 00:07:50,772 Really? Why? 192 00:07:50,774 --> 00:07:51,856 Oh, Ted, tell Ranjit 193 00:07:51,858 --> 00:07:53,741 the huge thing that's happening tonight. 194 00:07:54,944 --> 00:07:56,828 Barney's getting engaged. 195 00:07:58,447 --> 00:08:00,665 Ranjit out. 196 00:08:06,587 --> 00:08:08,568 Bar-Barney's getting engaged? 197 00:08:08,570 --> 00:08:09,986 He asked me to keep it a secret, 198 00:08:09,988 --> 00:08:12,989 but I thought you deserved to know... 199 00:08:12,991 --> 00:08:16,776 in case you wanted to do something about it. 200 00:08:16,778 --> 00:08:18,378 Do you? 201 00:08:19,697 --> 00:08:21,080 Do you, Robin? 202 00:08:21,082 --> 00:08:22,582 Ranjit, a little privacy, please? 203 00:08:22,584 --> 00:08:26,502 Sorry, not listening. 204 00:08:35,045 --> 00:08:38,314 Nice, uneven floor there, Ted. 205 00:08:38,316 --> 00:08:40,216 Lily, are you drunk? 206 00:08:40,218 --> 00:08:42,802 What? I... I'm on vacation. 207 00:08:42,804 --> 00:08:45,405 I may have cracked open the minibar to celebrate. 208 00:08:45,407 --> 00:08:47,190 Who invited the narc? 209 00:08:47,192 --> 00:08:48,808 Hey, listen, I know that 210 00:08:48,810 --> 00:08:50,743 you miss Marvin, but it's not like we could've brought him 211 00:08:50,745 --> 00:08:52,111 to a black tie event anyway. 212 00:08:54,643 --> 00:08:57,911 Yeah, these parents are so lame and-and clingy. 213 00:08:57,913 --> 00:09:00,447 Yeah, it's like, cut the cord already, right, guys? 214 00:09:00,449 --> 00:09:02,749 Yeah, yeah, that baby's not even cute. 215 00:09:02,751 --> 00:09:04,034 Super ugly baby. 216 00:09:04,036 --> 00:09:06,086 It's almost physically repulsive. 217 00:09:07,839 --> 00:09:10,090 Aw.... Aw... 218 00:09:10,165 --> 00:09:12,800 Great, I just started lactating. 219 00:09:12,802 --> 00:09:15,119 Me, too. 220 00:09:15,121 --> 00:09:17,922 So, what do you want to do? 221 00:09:20,726 --> 00:09:23,344 Robin, I do not want to meddle, 222 00:09:23,346 --> 00:09:26,764 but this is like the classic love song says... 223 00:09:32,070 --> 00:09:33,521 Ranjit. 224 00:09:33,523 --> 00:09:37,241 Ranjit, let's just communicate via text from now on, okay? 225 00:09:40,663 --> 00:09:42,329 I appreciate what you're doing. 226 00:09:42,331 --> 00:09:45,282 But I'm not chasing after Barney anymore. 227 00:09:45,284 --> 00:09:48,452 I-I just got done being crazy about all that. 228 00:09:48,454 --> 00:09:51,672 I mean, why would I want to throw myself back in that pit? 229 00:09:51,674 --> 00:09:53,323 Because you're in love with him. 230 00:09:53,325 --> 00:09:55,342 No, I'm not. 231 00:09:55,344 --> 00:09:57,461 I'm happy for him. 232 00:09:57,463 --> 00:10:01,015 So, it doesn't bother you that Barney Stinson's gonna propose 233 00:10:01,017 --> 00:10:04,334 to another woman on top of the World Wide News building? 234 00:10:04,336 --> 00:10:06,336 Wait, why the top of the World Wide News building? 235 00:10:06,338 --> 00:10:08,672 I guess it's Patrice's favorite spot in the city. 236 00:10:08,674 --> 00:10:11,642 Damn it, Patrice, that's my favorite spot in the city! 237 00:10:11,644 --> 00:10:15,479 Whoa. 238 00:10:15,481 --> 00:10:17,347 Ranjit says, "Whoa." 239 00:10:17,349 --> 00:10:19,233 Okay... 240 00:10:19,235 --> 00:10:23,687 maybe that one detail stings a little bit, 241 00:10:23,689 --> 00:10:26,207 but that doesn't mean I'm in love with Barney. 242 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:29,359 "Sounds like she's in love with Barney." 243 00:10:29,361 --> 00:10:31,879 Okay, is this divider even slightly soundproof? 244 00:10:33,332 --> 00:10:34,498 "Yes." 245 00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:36,817 With a little winky face. 246 00:10:36,819 --> 00:10:39,386 Look, I... I hope it goes well for Barney. 247 00:10:39,388 --> 00:10:42,006 I really do. 248 00:10:42,008 --> 00:10:43,674 But tonight there is no place I would rather be 249 00:10:43,676 --> 00:10:45,142 than at your building. 250 00:10:45,144 --> 00:10:46,977 Celebrating with you. 251 00:10:48,110 --> 00:10:51,713 This kid does not mean that you're special. 252 00:10:51,813 --> 00:10:55,013 It just means that you're horny and you're easy. 253 00:10:55,014 --> 00:10:56,681 Now, come on, let me smell his head. 254 00:10:56,683 --> 00:11:00,518 Li-Lily, Lily, no, no, no, no, come on. 255 00:11:00,520 --> 00:11:04,088 Seriously, Ted, what is up with the floor? 256 00:11:04,090 --> 00:11:05,973 Lily. What? 257 00:11:05,975 --> 00:11:07,275 Is it harder than we thought 258 00:11:07,277 --> 00:11:09,093 to be away from Marvin? Yes. 259 00:11:09,095 --> 00:11:11,696 But are we gonna have fun or are we gonna wallow 260 00:11:11,698 --> 00:11:13,097 in the corner like idiots? 261 00:11:13,099 --> 00:11:16,117 ♪ Night, night, little Marvin 262 00:11:16,119 --> 00:11:19,654 ♪ Stars twinkle for you 263 00:11:20,989 --> 00:11:24,575 ♪ The Dreamland train's a-chuggin' ♪ 264 00:11:24,577 --> 00:11:26,544 ♪ All your dreams 265 00:11:26,546 --> 00:11:30,447 ♪ Will come true. 266 00:11:30,449 --> 00:11:33,117 Hey. 267 00:11:33,119 --> 00:11:37,121 Do you realize that something you thought up in your head 268 00:11:37,123 --> 00:11:41,292 now exists as a part of the Manhattan skyline? 269 00:11:42,227 --> 00:11:43,644 That's huge. 270 00:11:43,646 --> 00:11:46,013 It's just a building. 271 00:11:46,015 --> 00:11:48,316 I mean, I'm incredibly young for such an achievement, 272 00:11:48,318 --> 00:11:49,483 but it's just a building. 273 00:11:49,485 --> 00:11:50,985 I mean, Architecture Vision Weekly 274 00:11:50,987 --> 00:11:53,521 may have dubbed it "more than just a building," 275 00:11:53,523 --> 00:11:54,939 but it's just a building. 276 00:11:54,941 --> 00:11:56,307 So let's not get carried... 277 00:11:56,309 --> 00:11:57,909 Okay, you're right, it's huge. 278 00:11:57,911 --> 00:11:59,160 It is huge. 279 00:11:59,162 --> 00:12:01,028 You're the star of the party, and who knows? 280 00:12:01,030 --> 00:12:03,864 Maybe the future Mrs. Ted Mosby is gonna be there. 281 00:12:07,002 --> 00:12:10,487 Yeah, maybe she will. 282 00:12:11,656 --> 00:12:13,507 Oh. 283 00:12:13,509 --> 00:12:15,226 Wait, this isn't your... 284 00:12:18,431 --> 00:12:20,664 This is the World Wide News building. 285 00:12:21,499 --> 00:12:23,684 Go get him. 286 00:12:28,351 --> 00:12:31,442 I told you, I am done chasing Barney. 287 00:12:31,797 --> 00:12:33,797 Now can we please go to your party? 288 00:12:33,799 --> 00:12:36,683 Robin, do you want to spend tonight making small talk 289 00:12:36,685 --> 00:12:38,417 with a bunch of bankers 290 00:12:38,419 --> 00:12:40,887 in a daring yet refined contemporary masterpiece 291 00:12:40,889 --> 00:12:43,306 King Kong should feel lucky to climb... 292 00:12:44,191 --> 00:12:45,809 ...or do you want to follow your heart? 293 00:12:45,811 --> 00:12:49,279 Why do you keep insisting that I have feelings for Barney? 294 00:12:49,281 --> 00:12:51,448 Because you do. 295 00:12:51,450 --> 00:12:53,867 See, even Ranjit agrees. 296 00:12:53,869 --> 00:12:55,635 Oh, he's got to pee. 297 00:12:55,637 --> 00:12:58,404 The point is, 298 00:12:58,406 --> 00:12:59,706 you're not over Barney. 299 00:12:59,708 --> 00:13:01,274 That's why you freaked out about him proposing 300 00:13:01,276 --> 00:13:03,109 on the roof of the World Wide News building. 301 00:13:03,111 --> 00:13:05,078 I did not freak out. 302 00:13:05,796 --> 00:13:06,996 It's just... 303 00:13:06,998 --> 00:13:09,615 a teeny, tiny bit annoying 304 00:13:09,617 --> 00:13:11,584 that I am the one 305 00:13:11,586 --> 00:13:13,786 who showed her that roof in the first place! 306 00:13:13,788 --> 00:13:14,954 Damn it, Patrice! 307 00:13:14,956 --> 00:13:16,789 Whoa. 308 00:13:18,176 --> 00:13:20,810 "Never mind; I found a soda bottle." 309 00:13:20,812 --> 00:13:22,428 Okay, that's disturbing. 310 00:13:22,430 --> 00:13:24,314 What do you want me to do, Ted? 311 00:13:24,316 --> 00:13:25,682 Run up to that roof, 312 00:13:25,684 --> 00:13:27,400 knock the ring out of Barney's hand, 313 00:13:27,402 --> 00:13:30,854 and say, "Sorry to interrupt, but you should be with me"? 314 00:13:30,856 --> 00:13:34,157 Is that what you want? 315 00:13:34,159 --> 00:13:36,075 No. 316 00:13:36,077 --> 00:13:38,194 I don't. 317 00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:44,033 I can't keep making an ass of myself. 318 00:13:45,035 --> 00:13:47,486 Well, 319 00:13:47,488 --> 00:13:50,373 a word in defense of making an ass of yourself, 320 00:13:50,375 --> 00:13:51,824 it's underrated. 321 00:13:52,826 --> 00:13:54,427 Eight years ago 322 00:13:54,429 --> 00:13:57,330 I made an ass of myself chasing after you, 323 00:13:57,332 --> 00:13:59,599 and I've made an ass of myself chasing after you 324 00:13:59,601 --> 00:14:01,267 a bunch of times since then. 325 00:14:02,436 --> 00:14:04,003 But I have no regrets. 326 00:14:05,005 --> 00:14:06,606 Because it led me to something 327 00:14:06,608 --> 00:14:08,141 that I wouldn't trade for the world. 328 00:14:08,143 --> 00:14:11,677 It led to you being my friend. 329 00:14:13,013 --> 00:14:15,064 So, as your friend 330 00:14:15,066 --> 00:14:17,617 and a leading expert in the field 331 00:14:17,619 --> 00:14:19,352 of making an ass of yourself, 332 00:14:19,354 --> 00:14:21,070 I say to you 333 00:14:21,072 --> 00:14:24,457 from the heart, 334 00:14:24,459 --> 00:14:28,527 get the hell out of this car. 335 00:14:31,216 --> 00:14:34,634 But, Ted, 336 00:14:34,636 --> 00:14:38,004 your big night. 337 00:14:40,507 --> 00:14:43,092 It's just a building. 338 00:15:19,096 --> 00:15:21,464 The Robin. 339 00:15:23,550 --> 00:15:25,535 Step one: admit to yourself 340 00:15:25,537 --> 00:15:27,503 that you still have feelings for this girl. 341 00:15:27,505 --> 00:15:31,307 I am hopelessly, irretrievably in love with her. 342 00:15:32,042 --> 00:15:34,110 More than she knows. 343 00:15:34,112 --> 00:15:35,895 Step two: 344 00:15:35,897 --> 00:15:37,947 choose the completely wrong moment to make a drunken move 345 00:15:37,949 --> 00:15:39,032 after hanging out 346 00:15:39,034 --> 00:15:42,235 at a strip club 347 00:15:42,237 --> 00:15:44,621 and get shot down on purpose. 348 00:15:46,407 --> 00:15:48,324 Step three: 349 00:15:48,326 --> 00:15:51,044 agree that you two don't work, locking the door 350 00:15:51,046 --> 00:15:52,779 on any future you could have together. 351 00:15:52,781 --> 00:15:54,580 I'm done trying to get you. 352 00:15:55,399 --> 00:15:56,916 I can't do it anymore. 353 00:15:56,918 --> 00:15:58,617 Which will drive Robin nuts. 354 00:15:58,619 --> 00:15:59,869 Huh. 355 00:15:59,871 --> 00:16:02,889 Step four: 356 00:16:02,891 --> 00:16:05,091 Robin goes nuts. 357 00:16:05,809 --> 00:16:06,943 Step five: 358 00:16:06,945 --> 00:16:09,128 find the person who annoys Robin most 359 00:16:09,130 --> 00:16:10,096 in the world... 360 00:16:10,098 --> 00:16:13,349 Nobody asked for your help, Patrice! 361 00:16:13,351 --> 00:16:16,619 ...and ask for her help. 362 00:16:16,621 --> 00:16:18,938 Oh, hi, Barney. 363 00:16:18,940 --> 00:16:20,073 What are you doing here? 364 00:16:20,075 --> 00:16:21,691 Actually, I'm looking for you. 365 00:16:21,693 --> 00:16:23,993 This may sound kind of weird, but I have a proposition... 366 00:16:23,995 --> 00:16:26,162 Explain everything to Patrice 367 00:16:26,164 --> 00:16:28,031 and hope she agrees to help. 368 00:16:28,033 --> 00:16:29,815 Yay. I love Robin. 369 00:16:29,817 --> 00:16:31,951 Of course I'll help. 370 00:16:31,953 --> 00:16:33,503 Good, good. 371 00:16:33,505 --> 00:16:35,705 Step six: check with your doctor 372 00:16:35,707 --> 00:16:37,823 about possible broken ribs. 373 00:16:37,825 --> 00:16:40,626 Step seven: pretend to be dating Patrice. 374 00:16:40,628 --> 00:16:43,963 Nobody asked you here, Patrice! 375 00:16:45,099 --> 00:16:46,766 Actually, I did. 376 00:16:46,768 --> 00:16:48,051 Step eight: 377 00:16:48,053 --> 00:16:50,353 wait until Robin inevitably breaks into your place 378 00:16:50,355 --> 00:16:52,355 to find the Playbook and show it to Patrice, 379 00:16:52,357 --> 00:16:54,640 which you'll monitor via the hidden cameras 380 00:16:54,642 --> 00:16:57,343 you have in your apartment. 381 00:16:59,179 --> 00:17:03,015 Patrice, the robin's in the nest. 382 00:17:03,017 --> 00:17:06,619 That means Robin broke into my apartment 383 00:17:06,621 --> 00:17:08,454 Were you even listening when I explained the codes? 384 00:17:08,456 --> 00:17:10,406 Step nine: after Patrice finds the Playbook, 385 00:17:10,408 --> 00:17:13,543 have your first big fight. 386 00:17:13,545 --> 00:17:15,128 This is going so well. 387 00:17:15,130 --> 00:17:16,362 Thank you so much. 388 00:17:16,364 --> 00:17:19,031 I know, but what the heck are Lily and Ted doing here? 389 00:17:19,033 --> 00:17:21,050 I don't know. My friends have no boundaries. 390 00:17:21,052 --> 00:17:23,002 How can I ever thank you? 391 00:17:23,004 --> 00:17:24,887 Will you watch my cat next weekend? 392 00:17:24,889 --> 00:17:26,422 No. 393 00:17:26,424 --> 00:17:29,058 Come on, we should probably go back inside. 394 00:17:29,060 --> 00:17:30,727 Step ten: 395 00:17:30,729 --> 00:17:32,228 prove your loyalty to Patrice 396 00:17:32,230 --> 00:17:33,879 by burning the Playbook, 397 00:17:33,881 --> 00:17:35,765 and actually burn it. 398 00:17:37,518 --> 00:17:40,103 You don't need it anymore. 399 00:17:41,438 --> 00:17:42,721 Step 11: 400 00:17:42,723 --> 00:17:44,323 because your friends have no boundaries, 401 00:17:44,325 --> 00:17:45,825 they'll inevitably have 402 00:17:45,827 --> 00:17:47,276 an intervention for Robin, 403 00:17:47,278 --> 00:17:49,228 which you'll monitor via the hidden cameras 404 00:17:49,230 --> 00:17:50,830 you have in Marshall and Lily's apartment. 405 00:17:50,832 --> 00:17:52,532 Step 12: 406 00:17:52,534 --> 00:17:53,833 tell only Ted about your plan 407 00:17:53,835 --> 00:17:55,401 to propose to Patrice. 408 00:17:55,403 --> 00:17:57,420 You can't tell anybody. 409 00:17:57,422 --> 00:17:59,172 Agreed? 410 00:18:00,924 --> 00:18:02,408 Step 13: 411 00:18:02,410 --> 00:18:04,093 wait and see if Ted tells Robin, 412 00:18:04,095 --> 00:18:05,745 and if he does... 413 00:18:05,747 --> 00:18:07,346 Barney's getting engaged. 414 00:18:07,348 --> 00:18:09,132 ...it means your best bro in the world 415 00:18:09,134 --> 00:18:12,301 has let go of Robin and has given you his blessing. 416 00:18:12,303 --> 00:18:15,388 Step 14: Robin arrives 417 00:18:15,390 --> 00:18:17,190 at her favorite spot in the city 418 00:18:17,192 --> 00:18:18,558 and finds the secret final page 419 00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:21,360 of the Playbook. 420 00:18:21,362 --> 00:18:22,979 The last play 421 00:18:22,981 --> 00:18:24,763 you'll ever run. 422 00:18:24,765 --> 00:18:27,200 Step 15: Robin realizes 423 00:18:27,202 --> 00:18:29,819 she's standing underneath mistletoe. 424 00:18:39,747 --> 00:18:40,946 Seriously, Barney? 425 00:18:40,948 --> 00:18:43,166 Even you, 426 00:18:43,168 --> 00:18:46,752 even someone as certifiably insane as you 427 00:18:46,754 --> 00:18:49,172 must realize that this is too far. 428 00:18:50,324 --> 00:18:51,891 You lied to me, 429 00:18:51,893 --> 00:18:53,676 manipulated me for weeks. 430 00:18:53,678 --> 00:18:56,128 Do you really think I could ever kiss you after that? 431 00:18:56,130 --> 00:18:57,296 Do you really think 432 00:18:57,298 --> 00:18:59,899 I could ever trust you after that? 433 00:18:59,901 --> 00:19:00,850 This... 434 00:19:00,852 --> 00:19:02,435 this is proof 435 00:19:02,437 --> 00:19:03,603 of why we don't work, 436 00:19:03,605 --> 00:19:05,104 why we'll never work. 437 00:19:06,056 --> 00:19:07,523 So thank you. 438 00:19:07,525 --> 00:19:09,642 You've set me free because... 439 00:19:09,644 --> 00:19:12,811 how could I be with a man who thinks that this... 440 00:19:12,813 --> 00:19:15,414 trick, this enormous lie 441 00:19:15,416 --> 00:19:17,917 could ever make me want to date him again? 442 00:19:18,702 --> 00:19:20,803 Turn it over. 443 00:19:29,630 --> 00:19:31,330 Robin Scherbatsky... 444 00:19:32,299 --> 00:19:34,500 ...will you marry me? 445 00:19:40,207 --> 00:19:42,408 Yes. 446 00:19:43,010 --> 00:19:46,729 ♪ In the oceans deep 447 00:19:46,731 --> 00:19:50,449 ♪ In the canyons steep 448 00:19:50,451 --> 00:19:52,818 ♪ Walls of granite 449 00:19:52,820 --> 00:19:56,522 ♪ Here I stand 450 00:19:56,524 --> 00:20:01,043 ♪ All my desperate calls 451 00:20:01,045 --> 00:20:04,497 ♪ Echo off the walls 452 00:20:04,499 --> 00:20:06,632 ♪ Back and forth... 453 00:20:06,634 --> 00:20:09,218 And so, let's all raise a glass to Ted Mosby. 454 00:20:09,220 --> 00:20:10,670 None of this 455 00:20:10,672 --> 00:20:12,805 would have been possible without him. 456 00:20:12,807 --> 00:20:13,923 To Ted. 457 00:20:13,925 --> 00:20:15,558 To Ted. 458 00:20:15,560 --> 00:20:18,978 ♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh 459 00:20:18,980 --> 00:20:23,048 ♪ Oh-oh-oh- oh-oh ♪ 460 00:20:23,050 --> 00:20:25,768 ♪ Oh-oh 461 00:20:25,770 --> 00:20:29,021 ♪ To believe 462 00:20:29,023 --> 00:20:31,857 ♪ I walk 463 00:20:31,859 --> 00:20:36,028 ♪ Alone 464 00:20:40,367 --> 00:20:42,735 ♪ Is a lie 465 00:20:42,737 --> 00:20:47,123 ♪ That I've ♪ 466 00:20:47,125 --> 00:20:49,709 ♪ Been told 467 00:20:49,711 --> 00:20:54,797 ♪ So let your heart hold fast 468 00:20:54,799 --> 00:20:58,467 ♪ For this soon shall pass 469 00:20:58,469 --> 00:21:03,626 ♪ There's another hill ahead. ♪ 470 00:21:03,726 --> 00:21:08,726 == sync, corrected by elderman ==