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...some weird stuff started happening.

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Why does my stomach hurt?

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I'm sorry, baby.
I ate a bunch of ice cream earlier today.

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Oh, baby, you know
we're lactose-intolerant.

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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

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Are you suggesting that
when one of you feels something,

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- the other feels it, too?
- Oh, God, you guys are so codependent.

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- No, we're not.
- Oh, really?

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What about the other day?

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- Oh, I need to get some eggs.
- Oh, I'll come with you.

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Just because we like spending time
together doesn't mean we're codependent.

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Really?

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Then whatever happened to your plan
of spending the last two weeks

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before your wedding sleeping apart?

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Okay, we decided not
to do that because of...

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Logistics.

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- Wedding logistics.
- Frickin' logistics, man.

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They mess everything up.

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You didn't do it
because you couldn't do it.

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- Sure we could.
- Then why don't you?

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You can stay with me.

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It would make our wedding
night more special.

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- Okay, let's do it.
- Done.

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- I'm gonna go grab a beer.
- I'll come with you.

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No. I'll stay.

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Subtitles : Willow's Team

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Transcript : Raceman

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www.forom.com

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Okay, I know.
You know? I got to go.

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Good-bye.

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My mom's driving me cra....

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God, you guys are covered in sauce.

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We'll get to that.
Me first.

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My mom is driving me crazy
about the wedding music.

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The woman takes one cruise
to Jamaica, and suddenly, it's

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"not a party without steel drums."

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Doesn't everybody know
you're not supposed to stress out

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a bride right before her wedding?!

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Okay, sauce, go.

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- Long story. I'll tell you later.
- Yeah.

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It's a dirty story, isn't it?

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You guys went out to dinner,
did it in the kitchen and got caught.

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Scherbatsky reeks of
someone who likes to get caught.

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Okay, now I have to wash up
for two reasons.

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Oh, you didn't.
That's right.

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So you and Lily really think
you can spend two weeks apart?

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You know what, Barney?

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Lily and I are a lot less chees
than you make us out to be.

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Marshmallow, don't forget
to pack my night-night tape.

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Night-night tape?

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Did you make a tape of
you saying "night-night" to her?

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- No.
- He doesn't say it. He sings it.

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Oh, that is so sweet.

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Why don't you kiss?
I love it when two chicks make out.

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Damn it.

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Nobody's bought us anything cool yet off our registry.

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- What's on there?
- Ooh, lots of stuff.

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Kitchen Aide Artisan Series
tilt-head stand mixer...

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Retail price $319.99.
What else?

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Um, the Dyson DC17 Animal vacuum.

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Ah, $549.99.
A little greedy, don't you think?

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- Did you memorize our registry?
- No, I'm training.

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- Training? For what?
- I'm glad you asked.

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Ted, Robin, get in here!

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You guys know how it's hard to be
friends with me 'cause I'm so awesome?

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Yes, it's hard to be friends with you.
Go on.

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Well, this isn't going
to make it any easier.

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I am going to be on...
The Price Is Right.

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- No way!
- What?!

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Yes, in a couple days, Rich Fields
is going to call out my name,

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- and I will come on down.
- Whoa, that is so awesome.

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Barney, I didn't know you were
such a fan of The Price is Right.

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Are you kidding?

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T.P.I.R. is not just an indescribably
entertaining hour of television,

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it's a microcosm of
our entire economic system--

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a capitalist utopia, where consumers
are rewarded for their persistence,

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market acumen and intrepid spirit.

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I gaze upon the glory of The Price Is Right,

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and I see the face of America.

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And it is divine.

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Plus, you know,
hot chicks on sports cars.

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Then Lily headed out to Robin's
for her first night away from Marshall.

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- I'm ready!
- Ta-da-da-da-da...

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- Wow, Lily, you look so beautiful.
- I know! I'm beautiful!

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I'm a fairy princess!

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I'm too skinny for my dress!

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Meanwhile, I was testing out
my best man toast on Marshall.

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Here goes.

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Hello, everyone, I'm Ted Mosby,
Marshall's best man.

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Strong opening, right?
That's fantastic.

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When Marshall graduates
this spring, he'll be a lawyer.

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But did you know that
Marshall has a criminal record?

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That's right, on a road trip
up to Cape Cod,

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Marshall was pulled over for driving
by himself in a car pool lane.

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Oh, crap.

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Oh, crap.

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Are you crazy?

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You cannot tell that story
at my wedding.

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My entire family's gonna be there.

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My little cousins, my mom, my grandma,
my grandpa the minister.

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That grandpa died three years ago.

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His favorite grandson
is getting married, Ted.

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I think he can take a day off from
haunting the barn to make an appearance.

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Whoo!

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Whoo-whoo!

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Whoo!

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Whoo-hoo!

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Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah!

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Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah!

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- So which one, "A" or "B"?
- What was that?

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I have to decide how to run
to contestant's row when they say,

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"Barney Stinson, come on down!"

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Oh, I didn't realize that's what it was.
Can you do them again?

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Yeah, of course.

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Hey! Very funny.

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Just for that, when I win all the prizes,
the only thing you guys are getting

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is Rice-A-Roni and Turtle Wax.

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It's $300 just to take the bust in?

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Oh, please, you have to have
some sympathy for me.

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I'm getting married next Saturday,
and I'm too skinny for my dress.

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I lost all this weight
without even trying.

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Hello?

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- What happened?
- She called me a bitch and hung up.

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Oh, I don't know what to do.
I guess I'll just have to pay the $300.

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Pay the $300?
Lily, are you crazy?

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This isn't a problem.
It's a license to eat.

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Look, what have you always wanted to eat but
didn't because it was too ridicuusly decadent?

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Ooh, a Valrhona chocolate soufflé
with a raspberry brandy sauce

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topped with caramelized bananas
and hazelnut gelato.

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I have Cool Whip and half a bag of Fritos.

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Done!

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Okay, think you're gonna be
happy with my new toast.

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There's nothing sexual.

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It's, uh, it's just the story of an
important moment in your relationship.

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I'm all ears.

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Hello, everyone, I'm Ted Mosby,
Marshall's best man.

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- Nice.
- Right? That's great.

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Back when we were all freshman

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and Marshall and Lily were just a few
short weeks into their relationship...

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It was 4:00 in the morning, and I'm not
gonna lie, we were a wee bit wasted.

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We were starving.

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So I'd gone out to get us some
snacks, and when I got back...

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- I love you.
- I love you, too.

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I know it's soon to say it,
but I'm so glad you did.

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Yeah.

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So here's what you want to talk
about in front of my entire family:

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drinking, having a girl in my room,
eating junk food.

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Dude, you're almost 30. Your mom would
be mad at you for eating junk food?

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Yeah, Ted, 'cause nutrition's
not important.

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Also, so Lily's never heard
that story before.

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How's she going to react when she finds out
the first time I said "I love you" to her,

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I was actually saying it to you
and a bag of Funyuns?

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But who cares? You did love her.
And you still do.

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And you're totally over Funyuns,
so it's not weird.

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- Hey, Lil.
- Hey.

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Hey? That's it?

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What are you talking about?

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Well, you guys have been spending
the last few nights apart.

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I figured there'd be a lot of giggling,
crying, jumping up and down,

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and then whatever Lily would do.

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Now, one thing I remember about
the bar menu at McClaren's

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is that there were no fewer than
11 different deep-fried appetizers.

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That night, Aunt Lily ordered them all.

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Check it out.

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Okay, imagine... imagine, if you will,

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that this is the $1 space
on The Price Is Right wheel.

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Ready?

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00:09:06,166 --> 00:09:07,973
Oh, wow, that was pretty close.

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Close?

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Close?! It's called The Price Is Right,
not The Price Is Close!

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Oh, man, this is bad.

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If I don't win the spin-off, and I can't
get into the Showcase Showdown,

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everything's ruined!
It's all ruined!

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What is ruined?
Why, why is this such a big deal?

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Okay, guys... sit down,
I've got to tell you something.

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The reason I'm going on The Price Is Right

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is because I've decided that it's time
for me to meet my real father.

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- Your father?
- That's right.

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My father... is Bob Barker.

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- Your dad... is Bob Barker?
- That's right.

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The host of The Price Is Right,
Bob Barker?

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That's Pops.

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- Barney?
- Yes, Robin?

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Why in the world do you think
Bob Barker is your father?

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00:10:02,026 --> 00:10:06,211
Uh, because my mother told me
he was, that's why.

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Mom, who's my dad?

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00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:11,573
All the other kids at school
know who their dad is.

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- Who's mine?
- Oh, I don't know.

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That guy.

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00:10:20,246 --> 00:10:22,893
Look, Dad, I got straight A's!

191
00:10:24,146 --> 00:10:27,643
Hey, Dad, guess who I'm going
as for Halloween?

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Want to play some catch, Pop?

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So now I'm gonna go to L.A.,
be on the show,

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win the Showcase Showdown,

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make him proud of me,
and then tell him who I am.

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You're gonna tell Bob Barker that
you're his son on national television?

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Why is this so hard for you
people to believe?

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Drop the popper!

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Lily has to gain five pounds
in a week and a half,

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and it is my job to help her get there.

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00:10:57,167 --> 00:10:59,380
This is the best wedding diet ever.

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00:11:00,255 --> 00:11:03,243
- I lost a pound.
- That is impossible.

203
00:11:03,256 --> 00:11:05,332
You ate McDonald's
every meal for three days.

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00:11:05,346 --> 00:11:08,251
I knew that Super Size
Me guy was full of it.

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00:11:08,515 --> 00:11:11,532
Well, it must be the wedding stress.
We just got to up the intake.

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00:11:11,655 --> 00:11:14,773
Lily Aldrin, drop and give me
20 bites of fudge!

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00:11:15,567 --> 00:11:16,550
Okay?

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00:11:17,507 --> 00:11:19,441
Don't nibble at it.
Attack it!

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00:11:20,075 --> 00:11:21,870
Come on, Lily.
You can do better than that!

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00:11:21,875 --> 00:11:22,673
I can't.

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00:11:22,678 --> 00:11:25,311
Well, eat faster, before
your body figures out it's full.

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00:11:25,318 --> 00:11:28,513
I'm trying.
Oh, are you gonna cry?

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00:11:28,678 --> 00:11:31,292
You gonna cry?
Skinny little baby's gonna cry?

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- Well, eat, damn it, eat!
- Okay!

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Hey, so I think I figured out how to do
your toast in a completely appropriate way.

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- Finally.
- Yeah.

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Good evening. I'm Ted Mosby,
Marshall's best man.

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- Still strong, right?
- Great, yeah.

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I'd like to share with you all a story
about the momentous evening last fall

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when Marshall and Lily got back together.

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Afterward, we stayed up
till 10:00 at night,

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- doing shots of chocolate milk.
- Man, I'm well nourished right now!

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00:12:04,806 --> 00:12:07,281
Calcium promotes healthy teeth and bones.

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Thanks, Marshall, for teaching us
you don't need alcohol to have fun.

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00:12:11,227 --> 00:12:15,412
Oh, don't thank me. Thank my parents
for teaching me good values.

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00:12:15,857 --> 00:12:17,980
Now, I wasn't supposed
to hear this next part,

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but Marshall leaned over
to Lily and whispered.

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You know what I'd like
to do to you right now?

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I'd like to hold your hand.

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I'd like to hold your hand so hard

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that you're not able
to shake hands for a week.

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Are you just going to talk about holding
my hand or are you going to hold it?

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Then a little later, Robin caught them...

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Oh, um... ...holding hands.

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It was a lovely and responsible night.

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To Marshall and Lily.

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That's the worst toast
I've ever heard, dude.

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- It's totally boring.
- Exactly.

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It's impossible to write a good toast
with you censoring me, man.

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I give up.

241
00:13:03,887 --> 00:13:06,672
I'm just going to read that thing
about Jesus and the footprints.

242
00:13:06,896 --> 00:13:09,790
I give up, too.
I don't care if my dress doesn't fit.

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00:13:09,826 --> 00:13:11,290
I can't eat anymore.

244
00:13:11,305 --> 00:13:13,921
I-I feel like my stomach's going to explode.

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I know.

246
00:13:16,048 --> 00:13:18,811
And so, Lily and I were
both about to give up,

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but as you can all see,
Lily does look beautiful in that dress,

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and here I am giving a toast.

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You know, all this time, I'd been
wracking my brain trying to

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pick out the perfect moment to capture
Lily and Marshall as a couple.

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But then I realized the perfect
moment wasn't

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some needle lost in the haystack
of their ten years together.

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The perfect Lily and Marshall
moment happened two nights ago.

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Marshall, what are you doing?

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Going to the bathroom.

256
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In the hall?

257
00:13:54,908 --> 00:13:56,331
Sleepwalking?

258
00:13:56,466 --> 00:13:57,803
You're wide awake.

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00:13:58,176 --> 00:13:59,881
- Robbing us?
- Dude.

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Turns out, all week long he'd been
sneaking out to a hotel on 72nd,

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to meet Lily.

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00:14:06,438 --> 00:14:10,322
- God, I missed you.
- I can't sleep without you.

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00:14:11,175 --> 00:14:12,671
Hey, baby?

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00:14:13,675 --> 00:14:17,223
- Would you be the big spoon for a while?
- Sure, baby.

265
00:14:21,985 --> 00:14:25,421
- How's the weight gaining going?
- Ugh, terribly.

266
00:14:25,525 --> 00:14:28,391
I'm too stressed out without you around.

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00:14:29,648 --> 00:14:31,363
Well, I'm here now.

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00:14:34,038 --> 00:14:37,160
And so Lily and Marshall failed in
their experiment with apartness,

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but they succeeded
in getting Lily into her dress.

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00:14:41,505 --> 00:14:44,970
You know, there really are a million things
I could tell you about Lily and Marshall,

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but really, the only thing
you need to know is

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that ten years into their relationship,

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they still couldn't spend
a single night apart.

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May they never have to again.

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To Lily and Marshall.
To Lily and Marshall.

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00:15:02,966 --> 00:15:06,971
Now, kids, the story of Lily and
Marshall's wedding is a good one.

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00:15:07,218 --> 00:15:09,321
No matter how perfectly you plan your...

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00:15:09,336 --> 00:15:11,283
You know, wait a second, guys.
I'll get to that.

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00:15:11,295 --> 00:15:13,433
First, I've got to tell you
what happened with Barney.

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00:15:13,485 --> 00:15:16,583
Rich, what is the name
of our next participant?

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- Bob, it's Barney Stinson!
- Come on down!

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00:15:20,225 --> 00:15:22,700
You're the next contestant
on The Price Is Right.

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00:15:22,738 --> 00:15:24,213
Nooo. Oh, my God!

284
00:15:24,227 --> 00:15:26,030
Working his way out.

285
00:15:26,047 --> 00:15:28,692
High-five here, high-five there.

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00:15:28,705 --> 00:15:31,373
- A big old hug here.
- Oh, my God!

287
00:15:31,387 --> 00:15:33,782
Yeah, I know, the camera loves me.

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00:15:34,005 --> 00:15:37,061
Welcome to contestant's row, Barney.
Nice suit.

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00:15:37,075 --> 00:15:41,283
- Thanks, Da... Bob.
- Here is the next item up for bid!

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00:15:42,006 --> 00:15:46,732
Bob, the stylish his-and-her watches
feature an 18k gold bezel and crown

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00:15:46,748 --> 00:15:48,931
and stainless steel bands.

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00:15:48,976 --> 00:15:51,560
And Barney, what do you bid on that?

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00:15:51,578 --> 00:15:55,370
Um... Wrong.

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00:15:55,806 --> 00:15:56,780
Wrong.

295
00:15:56,805 --> 00:15:57,791
Wrong.

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00:15:57,807 --> 00:15:58,830
Wrong.

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00:15:59,108 --> 00:16:04,180
Retail price is $1,349.99, so, since
you round off, I'll say $1,350, Bob.

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00:16:04,208 --> 00:16:07,840
- $1,350 for Barney.
- So, was it $1,350?

299
00:16:08,016 --> 00:16:09,212
I don't know.

300
00:16:09,527 --> 00:16:11,723
- Was it?
- Oh, my God!

301
00:16:12,115 --> 00:16:13,822
Happy wedding.

302
00:16:14,578 --> 00:16:18,910
Barney, you won that camcorder
in just one second!

303
00:16:18,915 --> 00:16:22,453
That is impressive.
I mean impressive.

304
00:16:22,466 --> 00:16:23,663
Thank you, Bob.

305
00:16:23,678 --> 00:16:27,882
Now, to win the computer,
you're going to have to bid again,

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00:16:27,897 --> 00:16:30,450
and again I will say higher or lower.

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00:16:30,476 --> 00:16:33,832
And let's show the audience
the price of the computer,

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00:16:33,847 --> 00:16:36,860
and audience, please,
do not try to help us.

309
00:16:36,877 --> 00:16:40,091
And the clock will start
with your first bid.

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- $1 billion.
- Lower.

311
00:16:42,735 --> 00:16:45,402
So, I brought some photos
that I thought you might like to see.

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00:16:45,416 --> 00:16:47,893
- This is me on my first birthday.
- Yes, Barney.

313
00:16:47,908 --> 00:16:49,741
- This is...
- What are you doing?

314
00:16:49,756 --> 00:16:52,851
Uh, spending some quality
time with my dad.

315
00:16:53,925 --> 00:16:56,592
That's very nice, but look, the clock is moving.

316
00:16:56,608 --> 00:16:59,503
You have only about 16 seconds.
Keep bidding.

317
00:16:59,515 --> 00:17:01,032
- No, no, I want you to see this. This is great.
- Keep bidding.

318
00:17:01,045 --> 00:17:03,413
This is me at my graduation.
I know, the hair.

319
00:17:03,427 --> 00:17:05,292
That, no, that's nice.
That's nice.

320
00:17:05,296 --> 00:17:10,072
You have only five, four,
three, two, one...

321
00:17:10,106 --> 00:17:11,833
- $999.
- Nine...

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00:17:12,227 --> 00:17:15,372
Barney, you got it exactly right!

323
00:17:15,798 --> 00:17:18,811
- Happy wedding again!
- Oh, my...

324
00:17:20,056 --> 00:17:22,940
I have to be honest, Bob. The big wheel
is the only weak part of my game.

325
00:17:22,958 --> 00:17:25,943
I'm sure you'll do just fine, son.

326
00:17:26,786 --> 00:17:28,081
Did you just...

327
00:17:30,407 --> 00:17:33,651
- I'm ready, Bob.
- Do it! Do it! Here we go!

328
00:17:34,067 --> 00:17:36,503
He's looking for the dollar.

329
00:17:36,668 --> 00:17:39,502
- It's going around, and around...
- Oh, no, you spun it too hard.

330
00:17:39,518 --> 00:17:41,122
No, he didn't spin it hard enough.

331
00:17:41,137 --> 00:17:42,901
Here it comes, Barney.

332
00:17:45,308 --> 00:17:48,030
You got it!
You won...

333
00:17:51,276 --> 00:17:55,473
But Barney...
Barney, you're not through.

334
00:17:55,788 --> 00:18:00,031
You've won $1,000.
You've won a place in the showcase.

335
00:18:00,207 --> 00:18:03,410
You are doing splendidly so far.

336
00:18:03,427 --> 00:18:05,731
Thank you, would you, would
you say you're proud of me?

337
00:18:05,746 --> 00:18:07,262
Sure.

338
00:18:09,425 --> 00:18:11,881
That was kind of a weird moment.

339
00:18:12,815 --> 00:18:15,553
Very well, Barney, you have seen
the first showcase.

340
00:18:15,568 --> 00:18:18,913
Do you want to bid on it
or do you want to pass it to Millie?

341
00:18:18,938 --> 00:18:22,472
Please, no car and an above-ground spa?
Pass.

342
00:18:22,775 --> 00:18:27,380
Millie, he has passed this showcase
to you. What do you bid on it?

343
00:18:27,456 --> 00:18:33,530
- $17,640.
- $17,640.

344
00:18:33,546 --> 00:18:37,762
Overbid!
Now, let's see Showcase #2.

345
00:18:38,106 --> 00:18:41,251
Barney, your showcase
begins with a mystery.

346
00:18:41,267 --> 00:18:42,923
Oh, I love this.

347
00:18:43,375 --> 00:18:45,493
I can't believe how excited I am right now.

348
00:18:46,977 --> 00:18:50,240
Barney, you have seen your showcase.
What do you bid on it?

349
00:18:51,268 --> 00:18:53,001
Please, please.

350
00:18:53,467 --> 00:18:54,862
Please.

351
00:18:55,236 --> 00:18:56,482
Let me.

352
00:19:01,256 --> 00:19:05,442
1-8-4-2-1.

353
00:19:05,677 --> 00:19:09,112
I don't even know what we're going to do
with a dune buggy, but I want it!

354
00:19:10,607 --> 00:19:15,010
And the actual retail price
of your showcase is...

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00:19:15,018 --> 00:19:21,172
- $14,628.
- $14,628. Millie, you are over.

356
00:19:21,187 --> 00:19:22,431
Too bad.

357
00:19:22,455 --> 00:19:27,630
Barney, you bid $18,421 on your showcase.

358
00:19:27,646 --> 00:19:37,690
And the actual retail price of Barney's
showcase is... $18,421 exactly right!

359
00:19:37,706 --> 00:19:43,123
- You win both showcases, Barney.
- Oh, my God!

360
00:19:46,275 --> 00:19:50,090
Bob Barker, reminding you,
help control the pet...

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00:19:50,105 --> 00:19:53,323
Before, before we wrap up the show, there's
just something I want to say to you.

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00:19:57,646 --> 00:20:01,242
Congratulations on 35 wonderful
years hosting The Price Is Right.

363
00:20:01,258 --> 00:20:03,370
Well, thank you, Barney.

364
00:20:03,387 --> 00:20:06,182
Thank you...
Have your pets spayed or neutered.

365
00:20:10,225 --> 00:20:11,643
Why didn't you tell him?

366
00:20:12,846 --> 00:20:14,461
Well, it's just...

367
00:20:15,775 --> 00:20:18,250
If you lived your whole life
thinking one thing,

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00:20:18,265 --> 00:20:21,801
it would be pretty devastating
to find out that wasn't true.

369
00:20:22,855 --> 00:20:26,471
I just don't think Bob
could have handled it.

370
00:20:27,738 --> 00:20:30,701
- Bob. Yeah.
- Probably a good choice.

371
00:20:31,405 --> 00:20:34,650
Anyway, on the bright side.

372
00:20:35,307 --> 00:20:37,073
Happy wedding again!

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00:20:37,136 --> 00:20:39,631
And that's the story of how
Uncle Barney gave

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00:20:39,637 --> 00:20:42,330
Lily and Marshall a dune buggy
for their wedding.

375
00:20:47,327 --> 00:20:51,570
Um, I thought since we're going to be apart for two whole weeks,

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00:20:51,946 --> 00:20:54,541
I would sing you your night-night song.

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00:20:57,385 --> 00:21:00,161
Night-night, Lily

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00:21:00,706 --> 00:21:03,421
Night-night, Lily

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00:21:04,126 --> 00:21:09,293
It's time to go to bed, oh, my silly,
little Lily Time to rest your little head

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00:21:09,655 --> 00:21:12,002
Sha-la-la-la-la

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00:21:12,857 --> 00:21:14,960
Sha-la-la-la-la

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00:21:15,607 --> 00:21:18,592
- Come on, Ted.
- No, it's weird.

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00:21:18,605 --> 00:21:20,001
You promised.

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00:21:22,398 --> 00:21:24,562
Sha-la-la-la-la

385
00:21:25,415 --> 00:21:27,392
Sha-la-la-la-la

386
00:21:28,076 --> 00:21:30,600
Sha-la-la-la-la

387
00:21:30,636 --> 00:21:34,491
Subtitles : Willow's Team
Transcript : Raceman
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