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Kids,in our sophomore year of college,
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when Aunt Lily came back from spring break,
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Uncle Marshall surprised her at the airport.
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And she surprised him
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with a six-pack of locally brewed beer.
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Fort Lau-ger-Dale! Get it?
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And with that, a ritual was born.
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For the next 11 years,whenever either of them would fly anywhere...
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Minne-Cider!
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Get it?
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the reunion was always commemorated with a chauffeur sign
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and a six-pack from wherever they'd been.
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Aspen Yards Ale!
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Get it?
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Actually, no.
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Me, neither. I was hoping you would.
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But then, one night in January of 2009,
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the unthinkable happened.
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-I'm not picking her up. -What?
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Lily doesn't want me taking a cab all the way to the airport
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just to take a cab all the way back, you know?
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But the six-pack thing.
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Ted... that stuff was fun when we were younger,
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but we've grown past that.
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As we mature, the relationship matures with us.
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But... I mean, you guys are such an inspiration to the rest of us,
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how you're so devoted and connected.
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I look at you guys,
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and that's all I want in the whole world.
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Ted, there's two college girls outside, and they look easy!
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So, Arizona-- you know,
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I-I've always wanted to see
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what an Arizona driver's license looks like.
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I already ran that play, bro. They're 21.
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-We're good. -Thank god.
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So, um, what brings you guys to town?
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Our band's got a gig.
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Oh, you're in a band?
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-Hey, maybe we'll come see you play. -Excuse us for a sec.
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Ted, what the hell is the matter with you?
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-We're not gonna go see them play. -Why not?
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If we see them play,
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we're no better than the bleach-blonde bimbos
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who flash their boobs at a Van Halen concert.
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Yeah, but don't those girls get to have sex
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with Van Halen after the show?
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If you want to have sex with Van Halen,
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do it on your own time, Ted.
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We are not the maybe-we-can-come- see-you-play guys.
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We're the other guys, the older guys
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who never showed up and whose approval they now crave.
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So we're their dads?
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Exactly.
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Okay.
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It's a big meeting,
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so I don't think we're gonna make it.
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Maybe next time, kiddos.
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But if you guys want to meet up after your show,
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-maybe we could exchange numbers... -Excuse us for a minute.
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Ted, have you gone completely insane?
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We don't want their phone numbers.
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Yeah. I don't know what I was doing.
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I guess I panicked out there.
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When you exchange numbers with a chick
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you give them the ability to call and cancel.
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If you set a date without a number,
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they have to show up.
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Check and mate!
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The only digits I need are these.
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Honka.
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Are you still their dad?
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So, why don't we just meet here tomorrow night around 10:00.
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I think it's supposed to snow.
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What do we do if there's a blizzard?
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Either way, we'll be here.
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"Snow" problem.
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Excuse us just one last second.
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What is the problem now?!
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Nice one.
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All right, we'll see you tomorrow night.
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-Totally. -Awesome!
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"Totally. Awesome!"
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Man, these college chicks sound stupid.
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-Totally. -Awesome.
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So, here's the thing: tomorrow night,
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dress to move; it's gonna be a mess!
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I still think we should've gotten their numbers.
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You always assume something is gonna go wrong.
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Ted, I promise you, nothing is gonna go wrong.
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Hey, it's starting to snow.
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Kids, the blizzard of '09 was a monster.
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It snowed for three days straight,
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which led to three amazing stories.
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I'll start with me and Barney.
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It's pretty nasty out there.
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I don't think they're coming.
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Of course they're coming. They have to.
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If I can land just one of these girls,
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I'll have party school bingo.
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come on, ted. you're the only one here.
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Oh. Sorry. What's party school bingo?
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Every year, Playboy releases a list
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of the top party schools in the country.
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I take the top 25, and I make up...
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a bingo card.
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All I need is Arizona Tech,
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which is crazy.
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In league play,that would normally be designated a free space.
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So, uh, how many people are in on this party school bingo thing?
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Oh, it's just me.
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So what's the point, then?
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The point is to get five in a row.
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And what do you get when you get five in a row?
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I get bingo.
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Thanks for coming by.
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I monkeyed around with the thermostat
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for about an hour before I realized it was the intercom.
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Yeah, I heard you swearing downstairs.
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Hey, so, uh,
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Lily's flight's coming in tonight--
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you're really not gonna go pick her up?
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Robin, Robin, like I said,
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as we mature, our relationship matures with us.
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Yeah, well, if I know your wife,
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she's gonna get you that six-pack anyway.
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Marshall?
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Marshall?
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Puget Stout.
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A most exquisite Seattle microbrew.
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And speaking of six-packs...
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What are you doing?
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I'm going to the airport.
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How could I be so stupid?!
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Of course she's bringing me a six-pack!
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But this time, I didn't bring him a six-pack.
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Because...
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as we mature, the relationship matures with us.
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Well, he sounds like a nice young man.
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I'll bet he surprises you and picks you up anyway.
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Oh, baby!
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Where's my beer?
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We said we weren't gonna.
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I have beer.
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A six-pack and you're an appropriate height for me.
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Let's go, New Lily.
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Oh, man, I got to get some beer.
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Folks, this is your captain speaking.
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Looks like we're going to be arriving an hour early.
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Yes! Whoo-hoo!
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Drink up, boys. I'm closing the bar.
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Whoa, no! It's only 9:00.
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And this place is ragin', yo!
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Guys, I'm really sorry,
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but I got to go set up cots in the church basement.
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It doubles as a shelter on snowy nights like this.
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You selfish bastard!
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There are two very hot girls coming here to meet us.
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Can't you just leave the place open a little while longer?
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We'll keep an eye on everything.
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You two? No way.
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You wouldn't know the first thing about running a bar.
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Serve the hotties first?
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Here's the keys.
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Here's the keys.
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As soon as your girls show up,
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you turn off the lights and you lock up.
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I don't want to come back here and find this place trashed.
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Wow, seriously?
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I can trust you guys.
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To understand what it meant to us to get the keys to MacLaren's,
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I have to take you back a few years
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to the night that I uttered five little words
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that every man at some point in his life will say.
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We should buy a bar.
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Of course, we should buy a bar!
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We should totally buy a bar.
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We should totally buy a bar.
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Our bar would be awesome.
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And dude, dude,
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dude, dude...
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the name of our bar...
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Puzzles.
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People will be like,
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"Why is it called Puzzles?"
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That's the puzzle.
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That is...
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a great name for a bar!
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And also,
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at Puzzles: no last call.
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No last call!
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Only when every single person is finished
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having the greatest night of his or her life
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do we stack the chairs on the table
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and power down the three-story margarita waterfall.
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We should buy a bar.
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We should buy a bar.
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And like the other ill-advised five-word sentences
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every man eventually says in his life...
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I can jump that far.
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I'm gonna win her back.
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I can trust you guys.
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...we would come to regret it.
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We just didn't know it yet.
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You have it?
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Awesome-- I'll be right there.
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Ranjit!
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Hello.
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Uh, I'm Rachel Sondheimer.
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Wait a minute, Lily.
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If you are getting off the plane, where is Marshall?
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And where is your six-pack?
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That's the problem.
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I have to get to Brewniverse in East Meadow in an hour.
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To the Town Car!
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Oh, thank you.
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Oh, barkeep.
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Triple Sec.
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Coming right up, tap-minder.
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We'll get one.
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Order up.
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We'll get one.
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Oh, thank God you're still here.
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I don't know if you guys have ever seen Star Wars,
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-but it's like Hoth out there. -Dibs.
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It reminds me of when I used to go sledding with my dad...
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before he left.
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And dibs.
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So, uh, can we warm you up with a drink?
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Sure... oh, uh, by the way,
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I invited the rest of the band to come and meet us.
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We were hoping to get drunk.
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I mean really drunk.
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Like my dad used to.
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Dibsity, dibsity, dibsity.
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Well, I guess we could keep the place open a little bit longer.
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As long as it's just you and the band.
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Um, Melissa,
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what kind of band is this?
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Oh, we're the Arizona Tech Fighting Hens Marching Band.
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Go, Hens!
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And then, your Uncle Barney and I
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had one of our telepathic conversations.
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Dude, Carl's gonna kill us
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if we don't kick everyone out of here right now.
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Barney, I'm serious.
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We promised we wouldn't mess the place up.
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All right, I guess you have a point.
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The bar is open!
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Who wants a beer, huh?
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I still say this is stupid.
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What happened to, "As we mature,
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the relationship matures with us"?
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That's just something Lily read in Psychology Today.
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All right, she read it in Cosmo.
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All right, I read it in Cosmo.
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All right, it was Cosmo Girl.
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Just drive, okay.
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I just don't get why it's such a big deal
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that one little ritual goes by the wayside.
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It's not just this, okay?
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It's all our little rituals.
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Do you know what we used to do every day the second I got home?
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Man, I don't want to hear about your crazy monkey sex.
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We would tell each other what we had to eat that day.
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Two eggs, a slice of cheese pizza
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and some steamed veggies.
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Everything bagel, chicken breast,
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some celery sticks and a spoon of peanut butter.
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Crazy monkey sex?
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Crazy monkey sex.
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Oh, Lily, TMI--
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too many informations.
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You know what else I miss?
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Our lunchtime phone call.
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Hey, baby, it's lunchtime, and I love you.
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I reciprocate in principle.
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Although with the caveat that there seems
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to be a bit of a surplus here on my end.
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No, I love you more.
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Do we need to get in a room together
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and bang this thing out?
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Those sound like agreeable terms,
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although I may need adjust my briefs.
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Love you, too.
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But today when she called,
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I let it go to voice mail. Voice mail!
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How could you?!
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The thing I miss most is kissing at midnight on New Year's Eve.
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It was a New Year's tradition.
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But you know what we did this year?
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-Crazy monkey sex? -No.
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-Okay, all these cute, adorable little rituals - Yeah...
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they're stupid.
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Telling each other what you had to eat?
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You're like children playing house.
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Well... maybe you just think they're stupid
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because you've never been in a relationship
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long enough to develop them.
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What?!
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You don't understand love.
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Okay, you're like some robot
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who sees a person crying and says...
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"Why is that human leaking?"
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-Is that right? -Yeah.
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Well, then...
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Robot initiating
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pull-over-to-the- side-of-the-road-
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until-jackass-apologizes- to-me sequence.
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My robot was like, a million times better.
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Oh, hey, just so you know,
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the trough in the bathroom is overflowing.
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There's no trough in the bathroom.
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And you just came out of the kitchen.
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Ted, what's in a gin and tonic?!
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What's in a gin and tonic?!
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Okay, running a bar sucks.
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Let's just close up.
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No! No!
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There's no last call.
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Puzzles, go for Barney.
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Good. You're still there. I'll be there in five.
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Last call.
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Robin, there's a snowplow coming.
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We have to get back on the road.
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You think the only way to be in love is to have pet names.
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Or leave each other stupid, little notes
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or go charging off into a blizzard for no good reason.
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Seriously, do you understand what's going to happen if that plow comes by?
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You know what you are? You're a love snob.
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There's lots of ways to be in a relationship,
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and you would know that
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if you ever left your little love snob country club.
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We're going to get buried by snow.
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That's going to happen.
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No, screw this.
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I'm not going to sit here and be insulted.
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We're not going to the airport. We're going home.
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What just happened?
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We called earlier about the Seattle microbrew.
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Oh, yeah, good thing you called when you did.
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I was getting ready to close up.
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Storm of the century out there.
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Of course, it's only '09, so storm of the century might be
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a little bit premature.
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Let's say storm of the year.
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Although, it is only January.
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We're in kind of a hurry, so, we'll take the beer now.
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You are a cute couple.
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-Thank you. -We're not a couple.
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Thank God. That would be weird.
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here she is.
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"Supersonic Tonic."
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No. This is a keg.
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I need a six-pack.
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A keg's all I got.
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We'll take the keg.
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What? Oh, no.
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Last time I had one of these in the car,
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I wound up chipping dried vomit off the seat with a putty knife.
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I'm sorry, Ranjit, but this is a ritual
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and I am bringing him this beer.
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If you could just put it in the car.
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I'll give you 50 bucks.
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To the Town Car.
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Robin, I'm sorry.
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You're not a robot.
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If you are, you're,like, an incredibly advanced model,
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and the human race doesn't stand a chance.
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You just don't choose to show your love
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through corny rituals, and that's fine.
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But maybe the reason Lily and I do
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is because we always have,
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and we don't know any other way.
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One thing I do know is that
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if she's there sitting at the airport alone,
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I have to go get her.
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Those are the rules.
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00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:07,760
Marshall, close your eyes.
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00:16:07,830 --> 00:16:10,730
I don't know how you heard any of that
391
00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:12,230
as me hitting on you, but...
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Just do it.
393
00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:23,530
Now let's go get your woman.
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All right, come on.
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You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.
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00:16:29,460 --> 00:16:31,000
I've always wanted to say that.
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I mean, in a bar.
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I say it all the time at home.
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Dude, someday we should buy a bar.
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00:16:38,130 --> 00:16:39,330
And what we would do,
401
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we are never going to have last call.
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Come on, Barney.
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We said no last call.
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We've got to mean it.
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00:16:46,930 --> 00:16:48,730
Well, what are we supposed to do?
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Carl's going to be here any minute.
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Only one thing we can do.
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00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:57,900
Dude, running a bar is a pain in the ass.
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00:16:57,960 --> 00:17:00,560
We should just stick with what we know.
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00:17:01,630 --> 00:17:03,130
We should start a band.
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Of course we should start a band!
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How have we not started a band yet?
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Kids, sometimes in lifethe planets align,
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everything links up,
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and your timing is perfect.
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Marshall?
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00:17:17,130 --> 00:17:18,800
Lily?!
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Marshall?
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00:17:21,300 --> 00:17:24,260
Lily?
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This wasn't one of those times.
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00:17:41,330 --> 00:17:43,400
Where is she?
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00:17:43,460 --> 00:17:44,660
Seattle.
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00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:46,200
-What? -Her flight's canceled.
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00:17:46,260 --> 00:17:48,100
It never took off.
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00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:51,360
No, no, she would've called me and...
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00:17:55,060 --> 00:17:56,760
Hey, baby, it's me.
427
00:17:56,830 --> 00:17:59,600
My flight's been canceled because of some snowstorm
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00:17:59,660 --> 00:18:01,160
and they couldn't rebook me till Thursday,
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00:18:01,230 --> 00:18:03,930
so I'm stuck here for another two days.
430
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:07,460
But it's lunchtime, and I love you.
431
00:18:08,900 --> 00:18:11,360
Like I said, this was a three-day storm.
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00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:12,320
433
00:18:12,430 --> 00:18:14,330
I still say this is stupid.
434
00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:16,630
435
00:18:17,100 --> 00:18:18,400
436
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Seattle microbrew.
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00:18:19,460 --> 00:18:21,700
So on Tuesday when Marshall heard that message...
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00:18:21,760 --> 00:18:23,830
She's not coming in till Thursday.
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00:18:23,900 --> 00:18:26,100
I mean, we came all the way down here,
440
00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:27,660
and she's not coming in till Thursday.
441
00:18:27,730 --> 00:18:28,730
I feel so stupid.
442
00:18:29,700 --> 00:18:33,460
Look, let's just,let's not tell Ly about any of this, okay?
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00:18:33,530 --> 00:18:35,830
Especially the part about you hitting on me.
444
00:18:35,900 --> 00:18:37,030
I didn't hit on you.
445
00:18:37,100 --> 00:18:38,900
Exactly.
446
00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:41,800
Then on Wednesday...
447
00:18:41,860 --> 00:18:44,300
Oh, man.I can't believe you drove all the way out there.
448
00:18:44,360 --> 00:18:45,660
Now you're just going to turn around
449
00:18:45,730 --> 00:18:47,230
and drive all the way out there again tomorrow.
450
00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:50,460
Yeah, no. Um, this whole thing was a sign, you know?
451
00:18:50,530 --> 00:18:52,260
It's time to put that old ritual to bed.
452
00:18:52,330 --> 00:18:53,500
I'm not going to pick her up.
453
00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:55,500
Robin really hit on you?
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Dude, it was weird.
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Bros, this party is awesome!
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You are true friends of the Fighting Hens.
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If you ever need anything,don't hesitate to ask.
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Is the flute section seeing anyone?
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00:19:13,730 --> 00:19:15,730
So, wait, you're really not going to pick her up?
460
00:19:15,730 --> 00:19:16,730
Yeah, really.
461
00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:18,430
So the New Year's kiss,
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the lunchtime phone calls,
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the whole "this is what I ate today" thing,
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you're, you're really letting it all go?
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I really am.
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Which brings us to Thursday.
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468
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A muffin, a pastrami sandwich, and a bag of chips.
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And I know it's way past lunchtime, but I love you.
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More and more each day,
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I love you, Lily.
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Happy New Year.
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00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:31,460
Um, wait, does this mean that I have
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to bring a marching band to the airport from now on?
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-Absolutely, it does. -Crap.
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Puzzles.
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That is a great band name.
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Hey, have you seen Amanda?
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Bingo!
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