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I've been hired to design
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a new headquarters for Goliath National Bank.
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And I was eager to add as much of my voices
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as an architect into the plan as possible.
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woodbeams bathed in natural light in the atrium.
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They're gonna to love it!
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There was only one problem
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and his name was Bilson
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wood natural light
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Ah,no!
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Natural light reminds the workers that there's an outside world
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where they had family and friends
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We want to crash that!
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You show up in the dark, you go home in the dark
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You spend your whole damn day in the dark!
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I need to hear Lily's voice
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Who said you could leave
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Bilson was killing every original idea I had
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Then, one day
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GNB took him off the project
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to created a new task force to oversee my designs
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suddenly, everything changed
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We'll have a roof top in the end of the garden
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for quiet contemplation
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We'll have a reflecting pool in the lobby
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where local children can come to make wishes.
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The New GNB,
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A place of work
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that you can call "home".
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Thank you, and welcome home.
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Everything was going great,
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until one day, in the elevator
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yeah, it's ted
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no, no, no, no, no, no
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I did not approved that change
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for the blueprints for the new GNB headquarters
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which I'm the head architect,
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yes, I'm single, I'm not gifted charity.
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what is that has to do with anything
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Alright, goodbye, Mr. Mayor.
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You know that was a fake phone call, don't you
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Yes, and I also know
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that the new GNB headquarters project was scrapped last month
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Nice try.
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Check out Scarlett Johansson at the Oscars.
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If I could nail any celebrity
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it would definitely be Scarlett Johansson
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Hot, talented,
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and nobody does that many in Woody Allen's movies
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without serious daddy's issues
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If I could nail any celebrities, it would be Lily.
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She's the star of my heart.
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For me, it would be Hugh Jackman.
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You know, I don't know, celebrities,
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they're into some really weird sex stuff. Trust me.
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How would you know that
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This is embarassing,but I...
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I went home with a celebrity one night.
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Oh my god! Seriously
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Yeah, he wanted to do this really freaky things with me,
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So I left. That's it.
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End of the story.
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No, no, not end of the story
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I need to know who, when, and in where. Spoil it!
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Lily, be calm, please settle down.
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you're swallowing to much air.
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But before you go any further,
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I'm flattered, but technically, I'm not a celebrity.
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Plus, for the last time, I put the mask on as a joke.
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OK, not you Barney.
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OK, who is it
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OK, now you give Lily the hiccups.
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Ok, I won't tell you anything specific.
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But all I'll say
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is that he is Canadian born,
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but you definitely know this guy.
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And he got me back to his place
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by offering to show me a very unique collection.
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What do you mean collection
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Well, you know some people collects
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like stamps or coins, it's like that.
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But I'm not telling.
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Well, at least tell us the weird thing he wanted to do.
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I don't know what you call it in the States,
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but we have a name for it in Canada.
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Look, I've already said too much.
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So, mystery celebrity who collects a mystery item
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asked you to do a mystery Canadian sex act.
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Yes.
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Tell us.
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OK, I'll tell you.
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But only if you guess all three parts correctly.
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I don't even know any Canadian sex acts.
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Well, you got your Sloppy Dog Sled,
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your Newfoundland Lobster Trap, your Full Mountie.
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How do you know all these
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Canadiansexacts.org, it's bookmarked on the top right.
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It's not for profit.
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They really wanna just get the information out there.
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Hey, so I just had the weirdest conversation.
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This woman at GNB told me
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that the new bank building was scrapped last month.
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It's crazy, right
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Wait, what's that look
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There was no look.
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Guys, what the hell
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Ok, it's that you know the truth.
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A few weeks ago, Bilson called us into his office.
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We're scrapping the plan for the new GNB headquarters.
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This recession is killing us.
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We're cutting anything non-essential.
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And I have a lot of tough choices to make
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to buy courtly retreat in Saint Croix.
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Man, Ted is gonna be devastated.
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Not when he hears it coming from his best friend.
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-! -!
-I have to tell him -I have to tell him
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You should tell him, you're his best friend.
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I'm not, you're his best friend.
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I'm not, you're his best friend.
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Quiet, here he comes.
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The white dude or the Asian fellow
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See I bearly know the guy.
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I'm frustrated.
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Anything innovative I put on my designs
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Bilson just hacks out with a shitty
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I hate to answer to a guy like that.
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You should drop the project.
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You should totally drop the project.
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It's beneath you.
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Then it's settled. To Ted Mosby's new chapter...
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Are you kidding They just lay off another architect at my firm.
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I mean Bilson is a pain sure.
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But without this project, I'm probably out of job.
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Right, it's funny that you metioned the project.
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Keep up the good work buddy.
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Your hair and teeth look fantastic today.
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You're shining like a diamond!
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Thank you.
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I needed that.
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All right, I'm going to head upstairs and keep working.
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I got to find a way to introduce some wood
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into Bilson's dark atrium.
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I think you know what I meant.
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I have a thought.
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Okay, we're paying Ted's firm
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for two more months of design work no matter what,
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so couldn't we just let him
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keep working and not tell him
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He's had a rough year.
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Let's let the guy be happy a little while longer.
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Marshall, what you're suggesting
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is an elaborate,long-term lie
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that requires tremendous commitment.
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A nice guy like you can't pull that off.
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Sure I can.
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Lie to me right now.
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Okay.
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I have a spaceship.
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What kind of fuel powers your spaceship
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Okay, I don't have a spaceship.
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No!
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Stand your ground!
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If someone questions you,
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distract them from the original lie with more lies.
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Here, let me demonstrate.
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I own a pony.
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Ask me a question.
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Okay.
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Um, what color is your pony
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Well, when I first got Dandelion,
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she was a deep, chestnut brown,
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but, sadly, her stable is located near a chemical plant,
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which contaminated the drinking water.
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So over time, she's turned a sickly, grayish-white color
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and there's nothing that the vet can do to fix her.
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My God!
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I'm-- That's horrible.
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Is Dandelion going to be okay
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Okay.
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All right. Huh
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You are good!
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Dandelion's not even sick, is she
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So the building's really dead
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and you guys lied to me
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We, we just did it to protect you, Ted.
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I can't believe this.I just got screwed by my two best friends
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and I didn't even know it.
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In Canada, that's called a "Sneaky Snowplow."
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That building was my dream job, and now, it's just gone.
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We're so sorry, Ted.
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Yeah, I need a drink.
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Poor Ted.
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Would I seem heartless
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if I switched us back to Canadian Sex Acts
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What the hell is a "Two-Hand Zamboni"
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Let's just say, the only thing
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the woman is wearing is skates on her hands.
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A "Manitoba Milk Bag"
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Okay, it's like a "Chicago Mustache,"
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but the person on the bottom
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is wearing a snowsuit.
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A "Newfoundland Lobster Trap"
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Don't know. Don't want to know.
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Those Newfies are out of control.
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Okay! Okay, I'm going to make my first guess.
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Okay, but I'll only tell you if you
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correctly guess the person, the act and the collection.
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Okay, I'm going to go.
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Bryan Adams.
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He collects baseball cards,
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and he wanted to do a "Greasy Kayak."
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No.
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Wayne Gretzky, vintage Hot Wheels,
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a "Squatting Eskimo."
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Nah-uh.
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Kiefer Sutherland, souvenir shot glasses,
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and a "Sticky Flapjack."
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No.
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That I would have done.
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Wait.
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Wait, if they pulled the plug on the project a month ago,
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why have I been going in once a week
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to meet with the New Headquarters Task Force
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Well, obviously you couldn't come in
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and pitch to Bilson.
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So, we...invented the task force.
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Then it was just a question of putting together the team.
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You know Roy Waterman,Vice President of Capital and Risk
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...
He's actually...
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Roy the janitor.
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Hey. Excuse me, Roy.
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How'd you like to make a few extra bucks
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How naked do I have to get
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Louisa Mendoza,Executive Vice President of Assets
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She's actually...
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Louisa the lunch lady.
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Louisa, I need your help with something,
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but you can't tell anybody.
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No hablo Ingles.
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Exactly.
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This is a big secret.
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How do you say "secret" in Spanish
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Albondigas
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Ah, yes. Albondigas.
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This will be our little albondigas.
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Hey, can I, uh,have a couple meatballs, please
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And Arthur Nasmith,the eccentric genius guru
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of corporate investments
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He's actually...
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Crazy Arty,15th Street's own one-man band.
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Excuse me.
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Do you have a minute to talk
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Actually, my assistant, Reginald,
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makes all my appointments.
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We rounded out the group with a few interns
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super interested in what you were saying.
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Reginald, get me out of this for next week.
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That was some of the most inspired design work
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I've done in my entire career.
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I was so excited.
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• ""
Alex Trebek, a "Musty Goaltender,"
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-Beanie Babies! -Nope.
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Damn it!
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Wait.
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So that explains the thing that happened with Louisa.
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-Good job, buddy. -Nice, nice!
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Listen, Louisa.
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What are we going to do about this
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Don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about.
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I know you feel it, too.
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What the hell.
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No, no puedo.
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Me voy a casar con el senor Barney.
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No! No!
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No, this is wrong!
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For God's sake,you're on the task force!
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Is there anything else you want to tell me
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Well, um, you know how you played
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third base for the GNB softball team
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There is no GNB softball team.
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We just rented out a field,
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rounded up a bunch of guys and told them
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to make you the hero.
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So my game-winning walk was a lie
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We're sorry, Ted, but we knew that
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you'd be out of work soon, and we just--
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we just wanted to make you feel good.
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You know, that's what friends do.
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Lie to each other
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Sometimes, yeah, to protect each other's feelings.
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No way! You never lie to your friends.
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I would never not be honest with you.
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Really What about that
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open mic night at the comedy club
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Are you like me, folks
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Have you ever thought about how many
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different kinds of fish there are
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And the names of those fish.
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Let's, uh, let's take a little ride.
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"Trout." Am I right
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""
"Sturgeon." I don't think so, pal.
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""
"Salmon."
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I'm going to say that again, salmon.
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Who thought that was a good idea, right
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""
"Bass." This guy over here knows what I'm talking about.
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""
"Halibut."
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Thank you, good night.
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How was I
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Oh, you were great. Really funny.
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You killed...
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everyone's Thursday night.
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Time out.
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You didn't like the fish list
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It was horrible! You just read a list of fish.
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Anyway...
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you guys just proved my point, okay
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You lied to me to protect my feelings.
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This is completely different!
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I just wasted a month of my life working on a dead project.
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That's time I could've spent
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trying to bring my firm new business.
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Instead, I'm going to go in there tomorrow morning.
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I'm probably going to get fired.
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Best case scenario,
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my boss is going to ream me out in front of everybody.
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...
Back home, we call that a Sas...
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"()"
"Saskatoon Totem Pole."
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Yes. It's on here.
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Good morning, lying bastards.
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Anything you want to lie about
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before I head off to work to get fired
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- -
- That's a nice shirt. - You're the devil.
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Ted, what if we told you that we found you
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20
a new project at GNB where you would be
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redesigning part of the 20th floor
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Well, if that's a lie, it's an incredibly dull one.
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What exactly would I be doing
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18ETR
This is the 18th Floor E.T.R.
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Basically, Bilson wants a room just like this,
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only two stories up, on our floor.
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ETR
Wait, what's an E.T.R.
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It's the Employee Transition Room.
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-What does that mean -Well, it's a space
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where a supervisor and an employee
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engage in a knowledge transfer
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about an impending vocational paradigm shift.
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People get fired in here.
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That's horrible.
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Why do you need a room specifically for firing people
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Well, um, GNB feels that people need a safe,
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secure space to deal with the news.
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Yeah.
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It gets pretty real in here.
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So I reluctantly agreed to design a room
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where people would be fired
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But I was determined to make it my own.
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Now, when you leave the dismissal space,
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you'll exit into what
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I'm calling the Rebirth Tranquility Hallway.
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Uh-oh.
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Here, you'll find a soothing oval chamber
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with a trained grief counselor.
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It's right here, past the New Beginnings Fountain.
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Uh-oh.
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And there you have it.
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Instead of a drab, dark prison cell,
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a nurturing womb...
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birthing you into a new life.
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I love it.
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Nice work, Ted.
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Thank you.
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18ETR
Can you add some of these touches
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to the existing 18th Floor E.T.R. as well
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- -
-Absolutely. -Great.
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Let's take a look.
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Okay, so I'm thinking this wall...
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You're fired!
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What!
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I wanted this room!
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This exact room two floors up!
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But...
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You're fired!
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Now, get the hell out of here.
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Hey, honey.
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()
Anyone from the band Rush,
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""
a "Montreal Meatpie," and superhero lunch boxes.
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No.
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•()
Okay. Rick Moranis,
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"•"
"The Reverse Rick Moranis,"
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antique Judaica.
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-Nah-uh. -I give up.
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I've been guessing for three days.
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I-I-I'm done.
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If that means I never get to know,
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- -
-so be it. -Fine.
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Tell us! Tell us!
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Tell us!
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Okay, you really want to know
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Yes! Yes! Yes!
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But this information
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does not leave this table.
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Oh, my, God.
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I am so excited.
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- -
-Oh... I'm going to read it. -Read it.
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- -
-I'm going to read it. -Read it.
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I'm going to read it. Here we go.
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"The Frozen Snowshoe,
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Old King Clancy, Harvey's trays."
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Right
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I don't know what any of those words mean.
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Is one of those supposed to be a celebrity
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Yeah, who the hell is Old King Clancy
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No, that's not the person,
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that's the sex act.
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""
It's the same as a Sacramento Turtleneck,
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""
except with maple syrup.
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•
So the celebrity was Harvey Straze
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No, that's what he collected.
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Harvey's trays.
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Those classic orange trays you get
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whenever you eat at Harvey's
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The restaurant
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Oh, come on, you're road tripping
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down the Trans-Canada Highway,
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you get a hunger on between Milverton and Wawa,
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where you gonna strap on a feed bag, huh
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12,000
Harvey's. Over 12,000 served!
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So the celebrity was...
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The Frozen Snowshoe.
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Oh, my God! You guys
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have never heard of The Frozen Snowshoe
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He's only the most famous
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professional wrestler in Canada.
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02 •
I met him after he defeated Reckless Rick Rogers
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in the Kamloops Memorial Arena back in '02.
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Classic match.
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So you're saying The Frozen Snowshoe
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invited you back to his place
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to look at Harvey's trays,
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and asked you to do an Old King Clancy
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Exactly.
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And I'm serious, you cannot tell anyone.
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Well, my hiccups are gone.
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Possibly forever.
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Canada!
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You did it again.
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You even found a way to ruin this.
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Why Why do we let you be a country
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Hey, mister mister.
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Hey. Shouldn't you be upstairs
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ETR
designing your big, fancy E.T.R.
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- -
-I'm off the project. -What
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Bilson fired me.
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You're kidding me.
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So what does this mean for you at your firm
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Are you going to get laid off
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Actually, I just quit.
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Why
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Because I can't work for big,
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heartless corporate clients anymore.
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When I was pitching to your "task force,"
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I was doing the most inspired work of my career.
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In a way, you idiots reminded me how much fun
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my job can be when I'm not answering
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to the Bilsons of the world, so...
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I quit.
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They fired you, didn't they
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Yes, sir.
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But I got a sweet severance package
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and I've made a big decision.
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I'm going to start my own firm.
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Whoa, buddy. That's exciting.
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Way to go. In this economy
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So you're not mad
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As it turns out, I'm grateful.
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So how'd it all go down between you and Bilson
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Well, after he proposed a vocational paradigm shift,
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I made an impromptu presentation using a four-pronged approach
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that really brought him to his knees.
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Hit him with a chair
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- -
-Yep. -That's my boy.
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And this one, I got on the drive
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from Milverton to Wawa.
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That's pretty impressive, The Frozen Snowshoe.
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Please, we're friends. Just call me "Shoe."
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Have a seat.
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So, Shoe...
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How would you like to give me...
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an Old King Clancy
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I think you should go.