1 00:00:00,560 --> 00:00:01,394 Well... 2 00:00:03,055 --> 00:00:04,198 got another one. 3 00:00:04,323 --> 00:00:05,922 - Boy. - What's in the box? 4 00:00:06,343 --> 00:00:09,074 What's in the box? What's in the box? 5 00:00:09,199 --> 00:00:10,649 What's in the box?! 6 00:00:11,594 --> 00:00:12,345 Right? 7 00:00:13,264 --> 00:00:14,806 Brad Pitt... Seven? 8 00:00:16,113 --> 00:00:17,089 Nothing? 9 00:00:17,214 --> 00:00:18,664 Yeah, I'm the jerk. 10 00:00:18,789 --> 00:00:20,395 What's in the box? 11 00:00:20,563 --> 00:00:22,506 Since Marshall and Lily got their own place, 12 00:00:22,631 --> 00:00:25,275 his mom keeps sending them boxes of his stuff she's trying to get rid of. 13 00:00:26,058 --> 00:00:28,586 Thanks, Mom. You really nailed it this time. 14 00:00:28,711 --> 00:00:31,126 I really needed He-Man's right arm 15 00:00:31,251 --> 00:00:33,533 and this old book of Mad Libs. 16 00:00:35,313 --> 00:00:38,774 "Fart went to the fart to fart fartly." 17 00:00:39,008 --> 00:00:40,206 That's nice. 18 00:00:40,374 --> 00:00:41,458 That's good stuff. 19 00:00:42,964 --> 00:00:43,917 Thanks, Mom. 20 00:00:51,275 --> 00:00:53,595 The window is open. 21 00:00:56,294 --> 00:00:59,434 - What? - The window is open. 22 00:01:02,491 --> 00:01:03,941 The window is open. 23 00:01:05,145 --> 00:01:08,274 What are you waiting for? Run, Ted, run! 24 00:01:13,065 --> 00:01:14,815 Lily, the window is open. 25 00:01:14,940 --> 00:01:16,440 Make a hole, people. 26 00:01:17,218 --> 00:01:18,418 Run, Ted, run! 27 00:01:28,315 --> 00:01:29,297 I was just... 28 00:01:30,241 --> 00:01:32,300 you know... How are you? 29 00:01:32,894 --> 00:01:34,217 I'm fine, I guess. 30 00:01:35,385 --> 00:01:37,490 Actually, no, I'm not fine. 31 00:01:37,615 --> 00:01:39,222 I just broke up with my boyfriend. 32 00:01:42,586 --> 00:01:44,174 I'm so sorry to hear that. 33 00:01:45,333 --> 00:01:47,010 You want to hang out tonight? 34 00:01:48,218 --> 00:01:49,232 Sure. 35 00:01:49,443 --> 00:01:51,672 Synchro: ShalimarFox, -Titou- 36 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:02,120 .:: La Fabrique ::. 37 00:02:02,379 --> 00:02:04,582 - So fun. You guys liked it. - It was the most... 38 00:02:04,707 --> 00:02:07,592 - Please tell me you got in the window. - I got in the window. 39 00:02:08,159 --> 00:02:10,046 What is going on? What is the window? 40 00:02:10,385 --> 00:02:13,748 You know how everyone has that guy or girl who, no matter what happens, 41 00:02:13,873 --> 00:02:16,134 you always rember them being the perfect one for you? 42 00:02:16,733 --> 00:02:18,179 - Mike Schatz. - Lily. 43 00:02:18,347 --> 00:02:19,793 That girl right over there. 44 00:02:20,808 --> 00:02:23,656 Well, that girl for me was, and still is... 45 00:02:24,201 --> 00:02:26,704 - Maggie Wilks. - We all went to college together. 46 00:02:26,829 --> 00:02:28,898 She was awesome. Everybody loved her. 47 00:02:29,307 --> 00:02:32,057 I think I know what we're dealing with here. 48 00:02:34,730 --> 00:02:36,322 Tell me when to stop. 49 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:38,250 It wasn't that Maggie was hot. 50 00:02:38,452 --> 00:02:40,243 - She was... - The ultimate girl next door. 51 00:02:40,411 --> 00:02:42,912 She was the ultimate girl next door. Still is. 52 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:45,582 Every guy who meets Maggie falls madly in love with her. 53 00:02:45,707 --> 00:02:47,811 And that's the problem. Since I've known her, 54 00:02:47,936 --> 00:02:49,527 she's only been single for, like, 55 00:02:49,652 --> 00:02:52,213 three brief windows of opportunity. 56 00:02:52,832 --> 00:02:56,092 When she moved here and broke up with her boyfriend, I waited a month. 57 00:02:56,260 --> 00:02:58,233 You know, so I wouldn't be the rebound guy. 58 00:02:58,358 --> 00:03:01,404 Well, the rebound guy lasted two years. 59 00:03:03,144 --> 00:03:05,101 After they broke up, I only waited a week. 60 00:03:05,699 --> 00:03:06,926 I was still too late. 61 00:03:07,051 --> 00:03:09,351 She dated that guy for three years. 62 00:03:10,119 --> 00:03:11,983 The next time, I wasn't messing around. 63 00:03:12,495 --> 00:03:15,733 I was at her door not one hour after they broke up. 64 00:03:15,858 --> 00:03:17,267 The only thing she did 65 00:03:17,392 --> 00:03:18,686 between becoming single 66 00:03:18,811 --> 00:03:21,783 and the moment I got there was go downstairs and check her mail. 67 00:03:22,691 --> 00:03:24,162 I was still too late. 68 00:03:24,330 --> 00:03:26,748 And she dated that guy for four years. 69 00:03:28,916 --> 00:03:32,346 I wasn't going to let this happen again, so I begged her neighbor, Mrs. Douglas, 70 00:03:32,471 --> 00:03:34,547 to call me the second she and David broke up. 71 00:03:35,178 --> 00:03:38,372 And now, a very single and available Maggie Wilks 72 00:03:38,497 --> 00:03:40,178 is on her way to this very spot. 73 00:03:41,170 --> 00:03:43,189 I sent a cab with a female driver, so she'd have 74 00:03:43,314 --> 00:03:45,540 no other interaction with a man until she got to me. 75 00:03:45,665 --> 00:03:47,834 Where she'll still have no interaction with a man. 76 00:03:47,959 --> 00:03:48,959 What up? 77 00:03:49,704 --> 00:03:52,355 I feel good tonight. Tonight's going to be good. 78 00:03:55,434 --> 00:03:56,359 Hell, yeah! 79 00:03:56,529 --> 00:03:57,754 It's my overalls. 80 00:03:57,879 --> 00:04:00,615 I wore these babies all throughout high school. These were my jam. 81 00:04:00,865 --> 00:04:04,160 God, you really were a virgin before you met Lily, weren't you? 82 00:04:05,408 --> 00:04:08,094 - That's unnecessary. - She's right, baby. 83 00:04:08,219 --> 00:04:10,178 If you had worn these things in college, 84 00:04:10,303 --> 00:04:12,148 even I wouldn't have slept with you. 85 00:04:12,273 --> 00:04:14,170 And, if you recall, I was good to go. 86 00:04:15,328 --> 00:04:17,273 No one... I mean no one... 87 00:04:17,398 --> 00:04:19,417 could get laid wearing these. 88 00:04:20,510 --> 00:04:21,676 Challenge accepted. 89 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:24,558 I, Barney Stinson, 90 00:04:24,683 --> 00:04:26,945 being of sound mind and amazing body, 91 00:04:27,070 --> 00:04:29,851 will wear these overalls until I have sex with a woman. 92 00:04:32,354 --> 00:04:33,772 I actually dated that guy. 93 00:04:35,228 --> 00:04:36,246 Quick game plan. 94 00:04:36,371 --> 00:04:38,589 Maggie shows up, couple minutes of hugs and hi's, 95 00:04:38,714 --> 00:04:41,347 and then everybody's out of here. This is my one shot. 96 00:04:41,472 --> 00:04:43,240 I am not gonna screw this up. 97 00:04:43,451 --> 00:04:45,774 - Who'd you get to cover your class? - Crap! 98 00:04:45,899 --> 00:04:46,984 Oh, my God! 99 00:04:49,654 --> 00:04:50,730 Oh, my goodness. 100 00:04:50,855 --> 00:04:53,792 Stranger. Maggie, this is my roommate, Robin. 101 00:04:54,003 --> 00:04:55,969 - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, too. 102 00:04:56,703 --> 00:04:58,922 I totally forgot, I have to teach a class tonight. 103 00:05:00,223 --> 00:05:02,926 Want to come with me and check out a real "elive architecture class? 104 00:05:03,933 --> 00:05:05,368 Not even a little bit. 105 00:05:05,493 --> 00:05:07,939 You know, I'll just hang here with Marshall. It'll be fun. 106 00:05:08,064 --> 00:05:08,932 Fantastic. 107 00:05:09,143 --> 00:05:10,883 Well, have a seat. Relax. 108 00:05:11,215 --> 00:05:13,234 Yeah, this is casual. 109 00:05:13,526 --> 00:05:17,190 This is all very, very, very casual. 110 00:05:17,401 --> 00:05:20,135 You want me to find the perfect girl so we can all grow old together? 111 00:05:20,260 --> 00:05:21,111 That is her. 112 00:05:21,687 --> 00:05:24,948 Do not let any guy near her, okay? That means no waiter takes her order, 113 00:05:25,073 --> 00:05:27,588 no busboy clears her table. If she bursts into flames, 114 00:05:27,713 --> 00:05:29,953 I want a firewoman putting her out. 115 00:05:30,540 --> 00:05:32,209 I don't think 911 takes requests. 116 00:05:32,458 --> 00:05:34,562 Damn it, Marshall! Whatever you have to do, 117 00:05:34,687 --> 00:05:37,419 keep Maggie Wilks single until I get back. 118 00:05:40,398 --> 00:05:42,966 I left my tab open. Don't abuse it. 119 00:05:49,959 --> 00:05:52,159 - Target secure? - Target secure. 120 00:05:53,422 --> 00:05:55,646 Oh, my gosh. How weird. 121 00:05:55,814 --> 00:05:57,846 We all walked out of the bathroom at the same time. 122 00:05:58,314 --> 00:06:01,316 Let's all walk back to the booth together. 123 00:06:03,353 --> 00:06:04,353 Oh, my. 124 00:06:04,807 --> 00:06:07,241 Look at this, the table where we are sitting. 125 00:06:07,409 --> 00:06:08,409 Back off! 126 00:06:12,107 --> 00:06:14,636 Okay, not that I care about this challenge, 127 00:06:14,761 --> 00:06:17,001 but it's cheating to wear overalls over a suit. 128 00:06:17,259 --> 00:06:20,730 No, it's not. They're not called over T-shirts, Robin. 129 00:06:20,855 --> 00:06:24,134 They're not called over shirtless fat guys who used to come fix my mom's car 130 00:06:24,259 --> 00:06:26,647 and then hang out with her upstairs for a little while. 131 00:06:27,290 --> 00:06:29,168 They're called overalls, okay? 132 00:06:29,293 --> 00:06:31,414 And I can wear them over whatever I want. 133 00:06:33,158 --> 00:06:34,526 He's not saying hello. 134 00:06:34,651 --> 00:06:36,854 He's just telling you what he feeds his horsies. 135 00:06:38,726 --> 00:06:42,698 Man, I can sit here and make you-look-like-a-farmer jokes 136 00:06:42,940 --> 00:06:45,613 all night. Challenge accepted. 137 00:06:47,140 --> 00:06:49,990 Good evening. Tonight, we're gonna have a nice, quick class on bridges. 138 00:06:50,115 --> 00:06:54,048 There are 6 types: Beam, cantilever, arch, suspension, and 2 others. 139 00:06:54,173 --> 00:06:57,250 You got land on both sides, water in the middle. See you all next week. 140 00:06:57,617 --> 00:06:59,246 We get you for the whole hour. 141 00:06:59,371 --> 00:07:01,210 Come on. Who really wants to sit here 142 00:07:01,335 --> 00:07:03,130 and listen to me yap about bridges? 143 00:07:04,585 --> 00:07:05,585 Really? 144 00:07:07,741 --> 00:07:09,932 I just thought about how awesome Ted is again. 145 00:07:12,988 --> 00:07:14,517 This is a weird drinking game. 146 00:07:15,041 --> 00:07:16,376 Can I buy you a drink? 147 00:07:16,501 --> 00:07:19,939 He's got a big brown jug with three X's on it. 148 00:07:20,425 --> 00:07:21,802 What have I done? 149 00:07:23,152 --> 00:07:25,987 One very important thing to keep in mind 150 00:07:26,889 --> 00:07:28,689 when designing a bridge... 151 00:07:33,617 --> 00:07:34,969 I mean, yes. 152 00:07:35,236 --> 00:07:37,665 Yes, when you're designing a bridge, always rember: 153 00:07:38,461 --> 00:07:40,501 make adjustments... 154 00:07:41,879 --> 00:07:43,546 ... go get it energized. 155 00:07:46,246 --> 00:07:47,967 That's good advice for life, too. 156 00:07:48,666 --> 00:07:50,166 So, Professor Mosby, 157 00:07:50,777 --> 00:07:52,680 is this Maggie someone special? 158 00:07:55,417 --> 00:07:58,397 She's just this girl I've been into for a really long time, 159 00:07:58,797 --> 00:08:01,780 and, tonight could be the one chance I have to go out with her, so... 160 00:08:04,419 --> 00:08:05,443 Is she a hottie? 161 00:08:05,930 --> 00:08:08,083 Yes, Jamie. She's very attractive. 162 00:08:08,208 --> 00:08:10,239 And if we can just end class right now... 163 00:08:11,641 --> 00:08:15,450 Maggie may finally be available, but what about you, Professor Mosby? 164 00:08:15,575 --> 00:08:17,996 Are you ready for a serious relationship? 165 00:08:18,776 --> 00:08:19,540 Totally. 166 00:08:21,030 --> 00:08:22,480 I mean, I think so. 167 00:08:22,756 --> 00:08:23,756 Maybe. 168 00:08:24,339 --> 00:08:26,225 I don't know. What do you guys think? 169 00:08:30,389 --> 00:08:32,261 Oh, my gosh. I totally forgot about this. 170 00:08:32,577 --> 00:08:34,487 - What is it? - It's a homework assignment 171 00:08:34,612 --> 00:08:35,805 from when I was 15. 172 00:08:36,144 --> 00:08:38,189 Write a letter to your 30-year-old self 173 00:08:38,314 --> 00:08:40,258 with a list of goals you hope to achieve. 174 00:08:42,543 --> 00:08:43,793 Dear Future Me. 175 00:08:44,212 --> 00:08:46,223 First off, you'd better be driving either 176 00:08:46,348 --> 00:08:49,322 a kick-ass Camaro or the A-Team van. 177 00:08:49,680 --> 00:08:51,988 That's priority numero uno. 178 00:08:52,603 --> 00:08:55,574 And by now your rat tail should hang down to your freakin' knees. 179 00:08:56,533 --> 00:08:58,494 You can still slam-dunk, obviously, 180 00:08:58,619 --> 00:09:01,612 and you've legally changed your name to "Vanilla Thunder." 181 00:09:02,497 --> 00:09:04,383 Your wife... let me break it down: 182 00:09:04,508 --> 00:09:06,393 blonde, six feet tall, 183 00:09:06,518 --> 00:09:09,839 has an awesome rack and caters to your every need. 184 00:09:11,729 --> 00:09:13,031 - Sorry, babe. - That's OK. 185 00:09:13,156 --> 00:09:14,720 You just described your mother. 186 00:09:14,984 --> 00:09:15,846 Keep going. 187 00:09:16,414 --> 00:09:19,285 You're still rocking... you're still rocking the stone-washed overalls, 188 00:09:19,410 --> 00:09:21,638 because this look is working. 189 00:09:22,665 --> 00:09:24,091 And most importantly, 190 00:09:24,216 --> 00:09:25,856 you'd better be saving the world. 191 00:09:26,121 --> 00:09:28,349 If you became some lame, corporate sellout, 192 00:09:28,474 --> 00:09:30,892 just throw yourself off a cliff 193 00:09:31,017 --> 00:09:32,535 because you suck. 194 00:09:34,102 --> 00:09:36,463 And I licky boom-boom down. 195 00:09:43,009 --> 00:09:44,417 Yeah, hilarious. 196 00:09:44,585 --> 00:09:46,585 I became a lame, corporate sellout. 197 00:09:46,904 --> 00:09:49,797 I work for GNB, the most evil bank in the history of the world. 198 00:09:49,965 --> 00:09:53,121 Come on, Vanilla Thunder, everyone's got to grow up and get a real job. 199 00:09:53,246 --> 00:09:56,172 Yeah, I remember back in college Maggie wanted to be 200 00:09:56,297 --> 00:09:59,849 a marine biologist by day and mentor 201 00:10:00,017 --> 00:10:01,517 inner-city kids by night. 202 00:10:03,888 --> 00:10:04,770 Those things. 203 00:10:10,153 --> 00:10:11,444 Baby, where are you going? 204 00:10:11,838 --> 00:10:13,651 I gotta do something at work. 205 00:10:13,776 --> 00:10:15,226 It won't take long. 206 00:10:16,272 --> 00:10:17,324 What's up with him? 207 00:10:20,821 --> 00:10:22,496 I think he's going to quit his job. 208 00:10:23,090 --> 00:10:25,593 I'm sorry, Maggie. I gotta go stop him. 209 00:10:36,017 --> 00:10:37,903 Ted, I had to leave the bar, but it's okay. 210 00:10:38,028 --> 00:10:39,930 I left Maggie with Robin. 211 00:10:40,098 --> 00:10:41,504 You left Maggie with Robin? 212 00:10:42,936 --> 00:10:43,893 Relax. 213 00:10:44,062 --> 00:10:47,153 - I've got things under control. - You don't understand the situation. 214 00:10:47,278 --> 00:10:50,399 This girl is like a super-powered man magnet. 215 00:10:51,653 --> 00:10:53,965 I know a little something about man magnets. 216 00:10:54,090 --> 00:10:55,943 Your friend may be one of those magnets 217 00:10:56,068 --> 00:10:58,295 that can hold up a picture of your kids on the fridge, 218 00:10:58,420 --> 00:11:02,203 but I'm one of those magnets that can pick up cars in a junkyard. 219 00:11:03,978 --> 00:11:04,872 Who's this? 220 00:11:05,041 --> 00:11:07,082 Jim, a good friend of mine from work. 221 00:11:10,903 --> 00:11:12,253 Nice to meet you. 222 00:11:17,342 --> 00:11:19,470 What does being "ready" even mean? 223 00:11:20,764 --> 00:11:23,641 I thought I was "ready" last year. I wound up getting left at the altar. 224 00:11:24,779 --> 00:11:26,329 I'll be honest, guys. 225 00:11:27,281 --> 00:11:28,437 I'm a little scared. 226 00:11:30,341 --> 00:11:31,565 Louis, then Betty. 227 00:11:32,154 --> 00:11:34,443 We're all scared, Professor Mosby. 228 00:11:35,278 --> 00:11:38,614 Doesn't being scared let you know you're on to something important? 229 00:11:41,151 --> 00:11:44,215 I mean, if you're not scared, you're not taking a chance. 230 00:11:44,340 --> 00:11:47,743 And if you're not taking a chance, then what the hell are you doing? 231 00:11:47,868 --> 00:11:48,623 Right? 232 00:11:52,296 --> 00:11:53,337 You're ready, bro. 233 00:12:00,679 --> 00:12:01,845 Jim, you are so funny. 234 00:12:02,013 --> 00:12:04,832 Funny? I think he's hilarious. 235 00:12:05,029 --> 00:12:09,102 In fact, I laughed so hard, I think I may have just peed my pants. 236 00:12:12,698 --> 00:12:13,774 I'd better take off. 237 00:12:14,341 --> 00:12:17,523 To the opening of a photography exhibit they were talking about at work: 238 00:12:17,716 --> 00:12:19,280 Les Chiens Erotique. 239 00:12:20,237 --> 00:12:22,032 - I have an extra ticket... - Me?! 240 00:12:23,081 --> 00:12:24,254 I'd love to! 241 00:12:26,591 --> 00:12:28,191 All right, I gotta go. 242 00:12:29,250 --> 00:12:31,000 One last piece of advice. 243 00:12:31,384 --> 00:12:32,826 Make adjustments... 244 00:12:32,951 --> 00:12:35,296 Go get it energized! 245 00:12:43,216 --> 00:12:46,453 - Ted, change of plans. - You left her with Barney?! 246 00:12:46,767 --> 00:12:48,434 Ted, will you take it easy? 247 00:12:48,603 --> 00:12:50,746 - I'm your bro. - You're an animal. 248 00:12:51,188 --> 00:12:54,926 And even though our bro-lationship has suffered its setbacks in this area, 249 00:12:55,051 --> 00:12:57,528 I assure you I will be the perfect gentleman. 250 00:12:58,470 --> 00:12:59,194 Thanks. 251 00:12:59,781 --> 00:13:01,280 I really like those overalls. 252 00:13:01,561 --> 00:13:03,741 You have ten minutes or the window's closing. 253 00:13:03,909 --> 00:13:05,009 Ten minutes? 254 00:13:05,856 --> 00:13:07,337 Because we're bros. 255 00:13:13,048 --> 00:13:16,085 While I was racing through New York, trying to get back to the bar, 256 00:13:16,528 --> 00:13:19,638 your Aunt Robin was doing her best to keep Jim away from Maggie. 257 00:13:21,244 --> 00:13:23,404 Wanna go back to the bar and see if Maggie's still there? 258 00:13:23,529 --> 00:13:26,095 No way! I love erotic dog photography. 259 00:13:27,057 --> 00:13:29,810 Did you see the one over there of the corgies doing it people style? 260 00:13:30,894 --> 00:13:33,561 I'll get us a taxi. I feel bad leaving Maggie all alone. 261 00:13:35,058 --> 00:13:36,522 Let's have a glass of wine first. 262 00:13:44,871 --> 00:13:46,421 Look how filthy I am. 263 00:13:47,101 --> 00:13:48,118 I am just a... 264 00:13:48,286 --> 00:13:50,094 a filthy, filthy girl 265 00:13:50,219 --> 00:13:53,821 who would totally go to second base with a guy as a favor to a friend. 266 00:13:55,909 --> 00:13:57,109 You like that? 267 00:14:00,460 --> 00:14:02,613 I'm going to call Maggie, see what she's doing. 268 00:14:05,186 --> 00:14:07,804 Give it a rest, jeez! She's hanging out with Ted tonight. 269 00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:09,847 Ted? What about David? 270 00:14:10,101 --> 00:14:11,016 They broke up. 271 00:14:11,655 --> 00:14:12,955 Maggie's single? 272 00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:14,477 That doesn't sound familiar. 273 00:14:18,095 --> 00:14:19,845 Can I help wipe that off? 274 00:14:21,228 --> 00:14:22,228 Please? 275 00:14:25,876 --> 00:14:27,342 I hate Barney Stinson! 276 00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:28,199 Me, too! 277 00:14:31,020 --> 00:14:33,871 Lily finally got to GNB, but the place was deserted. 278 00:14:43,466 --> 00:14:46,217 Thought you came here to quit your job. I forgot about the hoop. 279 00:14:47,855 --> 00:14:50,212 I thought if I could just do one thing in that letter, 280 00:14:50,337 --> 00:14:52,082 I wouldn't feel like such an old sellout, 281 00:14:53,384 --> 00:14:56,477 - so I came out here to dunk. - Did it make you feel better? 282 00:14:57,812 --> 00:14:59,593 I barely grazed the bottom of the net, 283 00:14:59,851 --> 00:15:02,150 and now my legs hurt so bad, I can't even fall down. 284 00:15:03,995 --> 00:15:04,995 I'm gonna. 285 00:15:06,615 --> 00:15:07,573 How could you? 286 00:15:08,887 --> 00:15:11,682 I challenged myself to get laid wearing overalls. 287 00:15:11,807 --> 00:15:14,162 And if you stand in my way, then you're letting Barney win. 288 00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:17,457 You don't want that. That son of a bitch will never let us hear the end. 289 00:15:18,106 --> 00:15:19,417 Thank God. Maggie... 290 00:15:19,669 --> 00:15:21,252 Where do you think you're going? 291 00:15:21,900 --> 00:15:24,420 - To tell that girl I love her. - Get in line, bub. 292 00:15:24,545 --> 00:15:27,070 I'll have sex with her, then he'll tell her he loves her, 293 00:15:27,195 --> 00:15:29,802 and then you can do whatever you want. Do we agree on the order? 294 00:15:30,747 --> 00:15:31,554 Mister! 295 00:15:31,981 --> 00:15:34,781 You just missed out on the night of your life. 296 00:15:35,606 --> 00:15:36,706 The night... 297 00:15:37,417 --> 00:15:38,567 of your life. 298 00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:47,856 - I've been in love for five years. - I've been love for 12 years. 299 00:15:47,981 --> 00:15:50,323 I've been in these overalls for an hour and a half. 300 00:15:53,370 --> 00:15:55,036 Maybe you can't dunk anymore. 301 00:15:55,543 --> 00:15:57,669 But you've achieved more in your 30 years 302 00:15:57,794 --> 00:16:00,666 than that 15-year-old dweeb could ever dream of. 303 00:16:01,042 --> 00:16:03,104 You put yourself through Columbia Law School. 304 00:16:03,229 --> 00:16:05,671 You had the sense to chop off that stupid rat tail. 305 00:16:06,183 --> 00:16:06,924 And... 306 00:16:07,092 --> 00:16:10,093 you married a smoking-hot chick who looks nothing like your mother. 307 00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:15,098 I think that earns you an entire foot closer to dunking. 308 00:16:17,519 --> 00:16:19,310 There you go, Vanilla Thunder. 309 00:16:21,597 --> 00:16:22,397 Step back. 310 00:16:38,404 --> 00:16:40,805 How about instead of dunking, we go up to your office, 311 00:16:40,930 --> 00:16:43,873 and you lie very still while I go bananas all over you? 312 00:16:44,587 --> 00:16:47,051 Could we maybe instead just do it right here? 313 00:16:47,457 --> 00:16:48,507 Sure, baby. 314 00:16:49,551 --> 00:16:50,800 She loves me! 315 00:16:51,371 --> 00:16:52,927 We have to figure this out. 316 00:16:53,096 --> 00:16:55,054 We're dealing with a small window of opportunity. 317 00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:56,914 If you let me in there, 318 00:16:57,039 --> 00:16:59,225 that window's gonna open up again in ten minutes. 319 00:17:01,597 --> 00:17:02,728 Wait, where's Maggie? 320 00:17:03,023 --> 00:17:04,939 She's gone. I sent her home. 321 00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:08,067 You were like vultures fighting. Let her be single for once. 322 00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:10,261 - Jealous bitch! - Robin, how could you? 323 00:17:10,533 --> 00:17:11,833 No, she's right. 324 00:17:12,323 --> 00:17:14,673 Maggie deserves some time to herself. 325 00:17:14,949 --> 00:17:17,773 Nobody likes to be alone, especially after a breakup, 326 00:17:17,898 --> 00:17:21,128 but that's when we discover who we really are and... 327 00:17:22,590 --> 00:17:24,090 what we really want. 328 00:17:24,762 --> 00:17:25,997 She deserves that. 329 00:17:26,122 --> 00:17:27,692 And kids, I meant that. 330 00:17:27,948 --> 00:17:29,923 Which is why I'm not proud of what happened next. 331 00:17:37,263 --> 00:17:38,913 It's around the corner. 332 00:17:47,055 --> 00:17:48,900 Sorry. Class ran a little... 333 00:17:49,354 --> 00:17:51,880 - Who's this? - This is Adam. 334 00:17:52,489 --> 00:17:53,447 It's so crazy. 335 00:17:53,615 --> 00:17:56,801 We grew up next door to each other. We haven't seen each other since... 336 00:17:57,389 --> 00:17:58,489 A long time. 337 00:17:58,823 --> 00:18:00,786 And then Maggie Wilks told us 338 00:18:01,081 --> 00:18:03,344 the second-greatest love story I've ever heard. 339 00:18:30,113 --> 00:18:32,109 I just moved to town and I had to look her up. 340 00:18:33,763 --> 00:18:35,947 I guess we've got a lot of catching up to do. 341 00:18:36,801 --> 00:18:37,657 Of course. 342 00:18:38,198 --> 00:18:39,028 So, kids, 343 00:18:39,153 --> 00:18:41,577 I missed out on the ultimate girl next door... 344 00:18:41,871 --> 00:18:43,395 to the guy next door. 345 00:18:45,028 --> 00:18:46,082 See you next time. 346 00:18:47,138 --> 00:18:48,888 There was no "next time". 347 00:18:49,134 --> 00:18:50,846 Maggie's window never opened again. 348 00:18:58,722 --> 00:18:59,512 I got it! 349 00:18:59,823 --> 00:19:02,885 That country bar, Giddy-Ups! The overalls have gotta work there. 350 00:19:03,010 --> 00:19:03,891 Wingman me? 351 00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:05,268 I don't want Giddy-Ups. 352 00:19:06,825 --> 00:19:07,825 I want that. 353 00:19:09,147 --> 00:19:11,879 I forgot what it feels like to chase the real thing, but... 354 00:19:13,072 --> 00:19:14,485 I think I'm ready again. 355 00:19:18,650 --> 00:19:20,256 Let me tell you where I'm at. 356 00:19:21,726 --> 00:19:24,677 I want to have sex with a girl so I can take off these overalls. 357 00:19:26,557 --> 00:19:27,948 Come on. 358 00:19:28,251 --> 00:19:29,424 You gotta help me! 359 00:19:29,549 --> 00:19:31,551 I gotta get these damn things off! 360 00:19:36,611 --> 00:19:39,353 I just love your overalls. 361 00:20:00,907 --> 00:20:02,784 Dear 60-year-old Marshall. 362 00:20:03,059 --> 00:20:06,179 You should be working somewhere that's making the world a better place, 363 00:20:06,304 --> 00:20:07,734 or at least trying to. 364 00:20:08,046 --> 00:20:10,146 No pressure, dude. I mean, sir. 365 00:20:11,795 --> 00:20:12,795 Also, 366 00:20:13,270 --> 00:20:14,952 if time travel is possible, 367 00:20:15,077 --> 00:20:17,715 maybe you could give me a little sign 368 00:20:17,940 --> 00:20:19,843 on Tuesday, December 8, at... 369 00:20:20,591 --> 00:20:22,506 8:29 p.m. 370 00:20:29,422 --> 00:20:31,453 So, someone sent back these chicken wings, 371 00:20:31,578 --> 00:20:33,535 because they were too hot. And I'm like, 372 00:20:34,023 --> 00:20:35,795 "Too hot? Are you crazy?" 373 00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:36,920 So, free wings. 374 00:20:38,109 --> 00:20:40,735 Old Man Marshall, as long as you're still married to Lily, 375 00:20:41,659 --> 00:20:42,913 you're doing just fine. 376 00:20:48,039 --> 00:20:50,415 Sir, this is on us. Sorry the wings were so hot. 377 00:20:51,921 --> 00:20:54,071 It wasn't that they were too hot. 378 00:20:54,235 --> 00:20:56,379 It's just that I had wings earlier. 379 00:20:58,296 --> 00:20:59,622 Much earlier.